Sorry For The Delay | EP.115 | Disney Days Vol. 2, New What-Ifs & Cozy Watchlist
-WHAT’S IN OUR CUP-
Sean: Two Town Cider "Sled Zeppelin" (cranberry + cinnamon hard cider)
Joshua: Straightaway Nitro Espresso Martini (vodka + Stumptown cold brew)
-AI SONG OF THE WEEK-
AI Song Of The Week: “Wreck on Wheels”
-CHAT WITH US-
• Disney Days Volume Two
• New Year, New Whatifs (Plot Twist Edition)
• Lights, Camera, Let’s Get Cozy 2026
-CHAPTERS-
0:00:00 New Year Kickoff, Same Old Us & Studio Heat
0:03:08 What’s In Our Cup - Espresso Martini Shock + Sled Zeppelin Return
0:07:21 Chat With Us Lineup - Disney, Whatifs & Cozy Season
0:08:10 Disney Days Vol. 2 - PowerPoint Begins, Flights & First Class Reality Check
0:12:25 Food & Drink Rundown - Din Tai Fung, Old Fashioned, Palomas & Cookie Hype
0:28:48 Park Highlights - Parade Package, Cars Land Glow & Small World Holiday Switch-Up
0:33:06 Haunted Mansion Gingerbread, Mater Madness & Random Disney Details
0:35:01 Pizza Box Trash Can, Small World Easter Eggs & “Is It Cake?” Alien
0:38:15 Toy Story Midway Mania Scores, Best This Hour & Goat Award Presentation
0:43:12 AI Song Of The Week "Wreck on Wheels"
0:47:44 New Year, New Whatifs - Autocorrect Chaos, Mascots & Grocery Store Resolutions
-SOUND BITES-
• “It's a brand new year, but it's the same old us, I feel like.” - Joshua, setting the tone.
• “I think normally from start to finish it gets to like a smooth 88° in here once we're done.” - Joshua, describing the studio sauna.
• “Oh [ __ ] God damn.” - Joshua, getting punched by the espresso martini.
• “Papa's back on the cider, buddy. Papa's back on the cider.” - Sean, reuniting with Sled Zeppelin.
• “That cookie changed my [ __ ] life, buddy.” - Sean, fully possessed by the gingerbread man.
• “If I could throw up that cookie and eat it again, I would.” - Sean, doubling down on the cookie sermon.
• “Trash can specifically for pizza boxes.” - Sean, admiring Disney engineering.
• “I want to be reincarnated as is a Disneyland duck.” - Sean, choosing his afterlife career.
• “I was the best this hour.” - Sean, celebrating Toy Story Midway Mania glory.
• “Everyone knows Santa had a beard, but did you know her name was Emily?” - Joshua, reading the naughty fortune.
-FORTUNE & FINDS-
Fortune: Everyone knows Santa had a beard, but did you know her name was Emily?
Lucky Numbers: 2, 8, 14, 15, 26, 42, 44
Fun Finds / Value Finds:
Sean: Disneyland gingerbread man cookie, still soft weeks later, still elite.
Joshua: Fallout Jones Soda variety pack from Costco (Sunset Sarsaparilla, Nuka Grape Cola, Quantum Berry Lemonade) plus the bottle opener & mystery QR caps.
(Artwork Shoutout: None This Episode)
Transcript
00:00 Welcome to episode 115 of Sorry for the
00:03
00:03 Delay. I'm your editor, Mia. This
00:06
00:06 [music] week, Shawn and Joshua kick off
00:08
00:08 the new year with a trip report from
00:09
00:09 Disneyland. Mainly just Shawn. He guides
00:12
00:12 us through his PowerPoint presentation,
00:14
00:14 sharing highlights from his trip,
00:16
00:16 including a gingerbread cookie that is
00:18
00:18 to die for. We also [music] get some new
00:20
00:20 whatifs questions, plus some upcoming
00:23
00:23 movies and shows the boys are looking
00:24
00:24 forward to watching [music] this year.
00:26
00:26 Enjoy the show. Hello and welcome to
00:29
00:29 another episode of Sorry for the Delay.
00:31
00:31 We are your hosts. Uh my name is Sean
00:34
00:34 and this is Joshua. And Joshua, this is
00:36
00:36 episode 115
00:38
00:38 or as I'm going to refer to it, the
00:41
00:41 first episode of the new year, buddy.
00:44
00:44 So, we got to come out swinging uh
00:46
00:46 because there are going to be people who
00:47
00:47 find us in this first episode this year,
00:49
00:49 buddy. A lot of pressure. A lot of
00:51
00:51 pressure. But like we do every week, how
00:55
00:55 are you doing this week, buddy?
00:57
00:57 You know, it's funny. It's a brand new
00:59
00:59 year, but it's the same old us, I feel
01:00
01:00 like. You know what I'm saying? I might
01:02
01:02 be [laughter]
01:03
01:03 I might be a little grayer. I might be a
01:05
01:05 little bit more slow, but what's new? I
01:08
01:08 mean, with every new year, you kind of
01:09
01:09 just maybe get a little I guess you're
01:11
01:11 supposed to get smarter, but maybe get a
01:12
01:12 little dumber. I don't I have no idea.
01:14
01:14 But, um [laughter] I'm happy that we
01:17
01:17 made
01:17
01:17 >> every year, buddy. I just lose
01:18
01:18 >> Yeah, I know, right? Like, do we really
01:20
01:20 generate new brain cells? I I'm really
01:22
01:22 working on that. Maybe that should be my
01:24
01:24 New Year's resolution is to figure out a
01:26
01:26 way to generate new brain cells. Sales.
01:30
01:30 I can't even say the [ __ ] word. Okay.
01:31
01:31 First, work on your vocabulary. That
01:33
01:33 should [laughter] probably be a simpler
01:35
01:35 New Year's resolution, but um yeah,
01:37
01:37 dude. I'm I'm feeling good. It's winter
01:39
01:39 time around here. I know it's cold where
01:41
01:41 you're at. It's a little chilly where
01:42
01:42 I'm at. And um but overall doing well.
01:45
01:45 Just a little chillier than than normal,
01:47
01:47 I guess. you know, can't wait till
01:48
01:48 spring summer kicks around on so then we
01:49
01:49 can have a a warm, you know, sun back on
01:53
01:53 us.
01:54
01:54 >> Are you enjoying the cold weather,
01:55
01:55 though? Because I know that it gets hot
01:56
01:56 in that studio that you have there. Uh,
01:58
01:58 is it still hot during this cold
01:60
01:60 weather? [laughter]
02:01
02:01 >> Well, you can't see the 6,000 lights I
02:04
02:04 have [clears throat] going on in the
02:06
02:06 studio right now. If you're just
02:07
02:07 listening, you would even know what the
02:08
02:08 [ __ ] I'm talking about, but there is a
02:10
02:10 lot of lights in here. And I think as
02:11
02:11 they, you know, they're on longer, it
02:14
02:14 does get warmer in here. So,
02:15
02:15 >> okay.
02:16
02:16 >> Yeah. Okay.
02:16
02:16 >> I think I think I think normally from
02:18
02:18 start to finish it gets to like a smooth
02:21
02:21 88° in here once we're done, you know.
02:23
02:23 So,
02:25
02:25 >> I will say during the summertime it is
02:27
02:27 fun to watch Joshua like after we finish
02:29
02:29 an episode uh take off his hat and just
02:31
02:31 be drenched in sweat. It is it is rather
02:34
02:34 entertaining to see.
02:35
02:35 >> Sean does get to see that. Yeah. By
02:37
02:37 then, we've already turned off the
02:38
02:38 camera. We're not recording anymore. I I
02:39
02:39 do get pretty sticky. I do get pretty
02:41
02:41 sweaty. Um, and and you know what's
02:42
02:42 funny is like I wear a sweater every
02:44
02:44 [ __ ] episode, even if it's like 90
02:46
02:46 degrees outside. Like,
02:47
02:47 >> dude, [laughter] like it's like, dude,
02:49
02:49 you could take the sweater off at some
02:51
02:51 point, guy.
02:53
02:53 >> Yeah. I don't know what it is. Doing
02:55
02:55 well. Doing well.
02:56
02:56 >> Good, man. I'm glad. I'm glad. I'm doing
02:57
02:57 well, too. Yeah, it is [ __ ] cold up
02:58
02:58 here. It's like It's mid30s right now as
03:01
03:01 we speak. It was like 31° this morning.
03:04
03:04 29 degrees this morning. Uh, it was
03:06
03:06 [ __ ] cold. Uh, but you know what else
03:08
03:08 is cold, buddy? What's in our cups this
03:10
03:10 week? Uh, are you sipping on anything
03:12
03:12 this week?
03:13
03:13 >> Yeah, I I'm actually am. And and what I
03:16
03:16 you know what I just discovered all
03:17
03:17 dusty under my desk since uh Christmas
03:20
03:20 is I have those 12 nights of drinks, 12
03:23
03:23 days [laughter] of drinks.
03:24
03:24 >> We never finish those.
03:27
03:27 >> I mean, that's kind of nice that says
03:29
03:29 something about us because that just
03:30
03:30 means we aren't straight alcoholics cuz
03:32
03:32 it's been more than 12 days since we
03:34
03:34 finished, you know, since we started
03:36
03:36 that and and I still have those left.
03:38
03:38 Um, so I guess that we have that going
03:40
03:40 for us. But I'm going to drink one of
03:43
03:43 the drinks that's been sitting on my
03:46
03:46 uh desk here for quite some time now.
03:49
03:49 And uh I pulled it out. I showed it off,
03:51
03:51 but I didn't drink it. And why not?
03:53
03:53 Let's give it a try. This is the
03:55
03:55 Straightaway
03:57
03:57 uh Nitro. What is the Straightaway Nitro
03:59
03:59 espresso martini?
04:01
04:01 >> All right. Going to get caffeinated up
04:03
04:03 in this [ __ ] Let's get it.
04:04
04:04 >> Yeah. So So Joshua was going to get
04:06
04:06 juiced tonight. I don't I don't know
04:08
04:08 where that's where we're going to go
04:10
04:10 with that. Um, usually I need less
04:12
04:12 caffeine and uh but I did I shook it by
04:16
04:16 the way too, Sean, just before you ask.
04:18
04:18 I did shake this before we started for
04:20
04:20 >> What is the alcohol content as you
04:21
04:21 poured that out?
04:22
04:22 >> I'm imagining it's like 50%. I'm going
04:25
04:25 to say on this one 50% for this.
04:27
04:27 >> Oh, okay. So, you are 10% off. This is
04:31
04:31 only a 40% proof.
04:33
04:33 >> Okay.
04:34
04:34 >> Uh, tiny little drink. And as one would
04:37
04:37 expect, it came out as dark as coffee
04:40
04:40 should. Um, or an espresso should. So,
04:42
04:42 >> it almost looks like Coke, which is kind
04:44
04:44 of funny.
04:45
04:45 >> Oh, it does. Yeah, it does look like
04:46
04:46 Coke. You're right. Okay. All right.
04:48
04:48 Let's give this little bad boy. It It
04:50
04:50 does smell like coffee, as one would
04:53
04:53 imagine. Uh,
04:53
04:53 >> good sign. Good sign. It's taking a big
04:55
04:55 old sip. Look at that. Delicious.
04:58
04:58 >> Oh [ __ ] God damn.
05:01
05:01 [laughter] I don't even think my the
05:03
05:03 white balance on the camera could even
05:04
05:04 keep up with the
05:06
05:06 the shake that I had in that sip
05:08
05:08 [laughter] right there. Holy [ __ ] Yeah.
05:10
05:10 So, this says vodka uh Stumptown cold
05:14
05:14 brew coffee accompanied by some coffee
05:16
05:16 lour. So, there's a
05:17
05:17 >> there's a whole lot going on in here.
05:19
05:19 And uh it definitely tastes like it as
05:22
05:22 well. So, uh cheers buddy.
05:24
05:24 >> In a bad way or a good way? I'm confused
05:26
05:26 cuz the face reaction was a bad way. it
05:29
05:29 it's a good way, but you have to be
05:31
05:31 ready for that like heavy coffee,
05:34
05:34 espresso. Like I wasn't I'm not
05:36
05:36 anticipating that at 7 o'clock at night
05:38
05:38 or whatever whatever time this is. We're
05:40
05:40 recording this. Normally I have this in
05:42
05:42 the morning. Um
05:43
05:43 >> got
05:44
05:44 >> So yeah, this is a different headsp
05:46
05:46 space for me at this time of the day,
05:47
05:47 but uh sure it's good.
05:49
05:49 >> All right, if you're into it, [laughter]
05:52
05:52 cheers. Go out and get some. Try it out
05:53
05:53 for yourself. Let me know.
05:55
05:55 >> Hell yeah.
05:55
05:55 >> What do you got over there, Sean? What
05:56
05:56 you sipping? What's in your cup? know,
05:58
05:58 I'm kind of taking a page from your book
05:60
05:60 uh for the last episode. I'm just
06:03
06:03 repeating uh what we've been doing for
06:05
06:05 most of the year. Uh so I'm I'm just
06:07
06:07 bringing back another cider that I had.
06:09
06:09 Uh I'm drinking again uh cuz I only have
06:11
06:11 one left and they're so [ __ ] good. Uh
06:13
06:13 but I'm drinking the Sled Sled Zeppelin
06:15
06:15 one again and that is a 2-B cider, Sled
06:19
06:19 Zeppelin, which is basically uh
06:22
06:22 cranberry juice with cinnamon, hard
06:24
06:24 cider, and it's [ __ ] delicious. So,
06:26
06:26 if you guys can find this wherever
06:28
06:28 you're at, I highly recommend trying it
06:30
06:30 cuz it basically tastes like cranberry
06:32
06:32 juice but alcoholic. It's [ __ ]
06:35
06:35 wonderful.
06:36
06:36 >> And great artwork on the can, too, by
06:37
06:37 the way. So, if you're just listening,
06:38
06:38 slide it over to YouTube. It um
06:41
06:41 >> give you give you a full little circle
06:42
06:42 on that.
06:43
06:43 >> I love the artwork.
06:45
06:45 >> Wow. Absolutely sensational.
06:48
06:48 And this is more of a uh a semieet cider
06:50
06:50 for those of you in the know. So, it's
06:52
06:52 not super dry, but it's also not overly
06:55
06:55 sweet. semieet. Right in the middle,
06:56
06:56 right in that nice middle ground. But
06:59
06:59 I'm gonna pour it into my cup. Joshua,
07:01
07:01 you want to go through the chat with us
07:02
07:02 topics while I do this because I can't
07:04
07:04 get straight into Okay, we can get
07:05
07:05 straight into the chat chat with us.
07:07
07:07 >> Unless you got something else you wanted
07:08
07:08 to bring up.
07:09
07:09 >> No, no. I I ain't got nothing else to
07:10
07:10 say. Holy [ __ ] I mean, my mouth is
07:12
07:12 still clapping together from this nitro
07:14
07:14 espresso.
07:16
07:16 >> That's not all it's going to be
07:16
07:16 clapping. Am I right, boys? [laughter]
07:19
07:19 >> My mouth is still stuck. Um, yeah. So,
07:21
07:21 the chat with us section is something
07:23
07:23 that we do on this podcast where we go
07:25
07:25 through a series of topics. Um, just fun
07:27
07:27 stuff that pop into mind in Sean's head
07:30
07:30 and we just sit here and we talk about
07:31
07:31 it and we also we always encourage, you
07:33
07:33 know, the community to chime in if you
07:35
07:35 guys want us to talk about something or
07:37
07:37 you want to comment about what we have
07:38
07:38 to say about these things. But, um,
07:40
07:40 yeah. So, that is what is going on with
07:42
07:42 the chat with us section. But, Sean,
07:44
07:44 would you like to read off what we're
07:46
07:46 going to talk about or
07:47
07:47 >> Yeah, I got you. I got you. All right.
07:48
07:48 So, topic number one this week is going
07:50
07:50 to be Disney Days volume two.
07:54
07:54 >> Wonder what that could be about.
07:55
07:55 Surprise, surprise. Uh, the next topic
07:57
07:57 is going to be New Year, New Whatifs
07:60
07:60 Plot Twist Edition. I
08:02
08:02 >> like that.
08:02
08:02 >> And the last topic for the week is going
08:04
08:04 to be lights, camera, let's get cozy
08:07
08:07 2026.
08:09
08:09 >> All right, I like that.
08:10
08:10 >> Hell yeah, buddy. Let's [ __ ] dive
08:12
08:12 into it. This is probably going to be a
08:13
08:13 little bit of a longer segment. Uh, the
08:16
08:16 Disney Days Volume Two. Uh, it's going
08:19
08:19 to be me telling you about my trip to
08:21
08:21 Disneyland, everybody. I hope you're
08:22
08:22 ready for that. If not, go ahead and
08:24
08:24 skip on ahead to whenever the chapter
08:26
08:26 says the next one.
08:26
08:26 >> Don't skip. Don't [laughter] skip.
08:28
08:28 >> They can Hey, free will, Joshua. They
08:30
08:30 can do whatever they want, buddy. They
08:31
08:31 can do whatever they want. Uh, but I did
08:34
08:34 something a little more special this
08:35
08:35 time, Joshua. Instead of having to
08:37
08:37 explain everything and like going
08:39
08:39 through and not having my thoughts
08:40
08:40 collected, I went ahead and I did a
08:42
08:42 PowerPoint presentation for us. Uh, I
08:44
08:44 don't know if it's going to work. It's
08:45
08:45 going to be the first time I'm trying
08:47
08:47 this. Uh, so if this works, Mia, thank
08:49
08:49 you so much for getting this all in
08:51
08:51 editing. Uh, and if it doesn't work, uh,
08:53
08:53 Joshua, I'm sorry. [laughter]
08:55
08:55 But, uh, let's let me let me see if this
08:57
08:57 works. I'm going to share my screen with
08:59
08:59 you, buddy. You let me know if you can
08:60
09:00 see my screen right now.
09:02
09:02 >> Okay. No, this is cute. This is cute.
09:04
09:04 >> Okay, you can see this right now.
09:05
09:05 >> Okay. This is like in book form. All
09:06
09:06 right.
09:07
09:07 >> All right. Perfect. So, you can see it.
09:09
09:09 So, if I skip if I hit this, you can see
09:11
09:11 the next picture. Correct.
09:12
09:12 >> You can see the smog in the in the
09:13
09:13 [laughter]
09:15
09:15 Oh, cute.
09:16
09:16 >> All right. So then, oh no, did I just
09:18
09:18 screw it up?
09:18
09:18 >> Is that a UFO? I might have even seen a
09:20
09:20 UFO right there.
09:21
09:21 >> All right, I'm gonna leave it on here.
09:23
09:23 So this is uh this is my PowerPoint
09:26
09:26 presentation for holidays at Disneyland.
09:29
09:29 So I went to Disneyland uh this
09:31
09:31 Christmas time. I didn't go for
09:32
09:32 Christmas specifically, but I went there
09:34
09:34 uh the 14th through like the 18th or
09:36
09:36 some [ __ ] like that. I'm not good with
09:38
09:38 dates. This is why I had to make a
09:39
09:39 presentation. So holidays at Disneyland,
09:41
09:41 buddy, are you ready for this? Let's go.
09:42
09:42 Let's go on. Let's dive on through it.
09:44
09:44 >> Yeah. So, as I showed preview to
09:47
09:47 earlier, this is my plane ride to
09:49
09:49 Disneyland. And let me just start off by
09:51
09:51 saying I flew first class. I've never
09:54
09:54 flown first class in any type of
09:56
09:56 fashion. Um, and let me say, Joshua, if
09:60
09:60 you've never flown first class, it is a
10:02
10:02 whole different experience, my dude. Uh,
10:04
10:04 it is it is titillating. Uh, it is it is
10:08
10:08 bougie as [ __ ] and it will make you want
10:12
10:12 to fly first class every single time
10:14
10:14 that you fly in a plane.
10:16
10:16 >> I'm gonna have to stop you a couple
10:17
10:17 times in between. I mean, I hate to I
10:19
10:19 don't want to mess up your flow, but can
10:21
10:21 you tell the audience where you flew
10:23
10:23 first class from,
10:25
10:25 >> of course,
10:25
10:25 >> just to let people know where [laughter]
10:28
10:28 >> where you started and where for your
10:30
10:30 first class trip? Because I'm inside.
10:31
10:31 I'm kind of laughing a little bit. Uh,
10:34
10:34 >> shut up. So, well, here, okay, so Josh
10:37
10:37 was laughing in his head, but here's
10:39
10:39 here's the thing. So, from Seattle to
10:41
10:41 San Jose, we flew first class. Okay? And
10:45
10:45 then from Disneyland
10:47
10:47 to uh sorry, from San Jose to
10:50
10:50 Disneyland, we flew uh Southwest, which
10:52
10:52 was not first class, obviously. Uh but
10:54
10:54 from Disneyland back home to Seattle, we
10:57
10:57 flew first class. So, I got to fly first
10:59
10:59 class twice, which is very nice, which
11:02
11:02 gives me the proper amount of time
11:04
11:04 flying first class to have a formulated
11:06
11:06 opinion on first class, and it is
11:07
11:07 wonderful. It is, it is lovely. Highly
11:10
11:10 recommend. Uh, if you can afford it, we
11:12
11:12 could not afford it. Uh, we got lucky
11:14
11:14 and we had a bunch of extra points that
11:16
11:16 we were able to use to score first class
11:19
11:19 on those flights. So, don't think of me
11:21
11:21 as a bougie [ __ ] even though I
11:22
11:22 am. Uh, but I cannot afford first class.
11:24
11:24 I will tell you that right now. It is
11:26
11:26 expensive as [ __ ] and for no reason
11:28
11:28 other than it being a luxury. So, this
11:32
11:32 is the uh picture I took from the plane
11:36
11:36 on the Southwest flight uh flying into
11:38
11:38 Disneyland for the first day of our
11:40
11:40 trip. And you can see Disneyland, which
11:42
11:42 is why I love sitting in specific spots
11:43
11:43 on the plane. And for those of you
11:45
11:45 wondering, if you're flying in uh if
11:47
11:47 you're flying south and you're uh you're
11:49
11:49 on the plane, you want to sit on the
11:50
11:50 left side of the plane to get this view,
11:52
11:52 right? Ideally, you don't want to be
11:53
11:53 sitting next to a wing or like a
11:55
11:55 propeller, right? Because then you get
11:57
11:57 the you get it in your shot. But other
11:60
11:60 than that, left side of the plane,
12:01
12:01 you'll get always get a shot of
12:02
12:02 Disneyland. It's really nice. And we
12:03
12:03 flew into Santa Ana, which is the more
12:06
12:06 laidback and convenient uh airport
12:10
12:10 rather than flying into LAX, which a lot
12:11
12:11 of people do cuz it's cheaper. Uh but if
12:13
12:13 you have a little bit extra money, fly
12:15
12:15 into Santana. It's a lot easier and it's
12:17
12:17 a lot less stressful. I'll just say that
12:19
12:19 off the bat. Now,
12:22
12:22 that was a lot of words. Let's move on.
12:25
12:25 Joshua, this is food and drinks, mostly
12:28
12:28 drinks. So, once we landed, we had
12:32
12:32 basically a free day to do whatever we
12:34
12:34 wanted cuz we weren't going into the
12:35
12:35 parks this uh this day. So, we went to
12:37
12:37 Dentifung. If you've never been to
12:38
12:38 Dentong, it's a dim sum restaurant. Uh
12:41
12:41 they opened one in Disneyland and we
12:43
12:43 were ready and eager to try it. I highly
12:46
12:46 recommend if you're going to try this,
12:47
12:47 get reservations because that
12:49
12:49 [ __ ] line to get in there
12:51
12:51 without a reservation was insane.
12:53
12:53 Joshua, you think the ride lines are
12:55
12:55 crazy? This line for food, buddy? No
12:58
12:58 joke. No joke. It took people like 2 and
13:01
13:01 1/2 hours to like ask for a table and
13:05
13:05 then wait. It was crazy. But we had a
13:07
13:07 reservation, so we were fine. We got in
13:08
13:08 there. We had food. It was delicious.
13:10
13:10 Highly recommend. Again, a little more
13:12
13:12 on the pricier side. So, if you don't
13:13
13:13 like spending money on food, don't go to
13:16
13:16 Disneyland. I can tell you that right
13:18
13:18 now. But
13:19
13:19 >> we're looking at food porn right here.
13:21
13:21 >> Yeah, we're watching looking at food
13:23
13:23 porn. This is uh this is shrimp fried
13:25
13:25 rice, by the way. And you're also
13:26
13:26 witnessing the uh leftovers of the uh I
13:30
13:30 want to call them baby back ribs, but
13:31
13:31 they're beef.
13:33
13:33 >> Take a picture of the done already. You
13:35
13:35 [laughter] didn't even like
13:36
13:36 >> Listen, I was so I was so [ __ ] hungry
13:39
13:39 after the plane, like after the flight.
13:41
13:41 I I was ready.
13:43
13:43 Like I don't think this restaurant is
13:44
13:44 going to use this in any means as a uh
13:48
13:48 advertisement of their food. Just
13:50
13:50 >> you never know though. They might they
13:51
13:51 might be like, "Hey, after the plane
13:53
13:53 ride, come devour some food." But
13:56
13:56 >> rice all over the table and [ __ ]
13:58
13:58 >> Listen, I'm a messy eater. What do you
13:59
13:59 want from me?
13:60
14:00 >> Adam [ __ ] Godamn. [laughter] Get a
14:02
14:02 fork, dude.
14:03
14:03 >> Get a fork. No, it's disrespectful, you
14:06
14:06 know.
14:07
14:07 >> Okay. All right. [laughter]
14:08
14:08 >> All right. Let's move on. So, here we
14:10
14:10 go. This is the start of some food and
14:11
14:11 drinks. Uh so the first drink that I
14:13
14:13 have in this lefthand corner right here
14:15
14:15 is their uh oldfashioned their version
14:17
14:17 of an oldfashioned which has like a a
14:19
14:19 Japanese uh whiskey that they use. Uh
14:21
14:21 I'll tell you right now I did not taste
14:24
14:24 the difference in the Japanese whiskey.
14:25
14:25 It just kind of tast tasted like whiskey
14:28
14:28 uh which like your bog standard like I
14:30
14:30 don't want to say Jack Daniels but more
14:32
14:32 of like a like a bullet bourbon or like
14:35
14:35 a not Knob Creek but kind of similar you
14:38
14:38 know. So, it was good. Again, kind of
14:41
14:41 pricey but delicious. That's going to be
14:42
14:42 the running theme of this whole thing is
14:45
14:45 kind of pricey but delicious. I'll tell
14:47
14:47 you that right now. Uh to the right hand
14:49
14:49 corner, Joshua, is a bag of gingerbread
14:53
14:53 cookies. So, these gingerbread cookies
14:55
14:55 and the one beneath that, the
14:57
14:57 gingerbread man, are like two of like
14:59
14:59 the most soughta uh
15:03
15:03 cookies for the holiday season at
15:05
15:05 Disneyland. Uh, the gingerbread man
15:07
15:07 cookie buddy had another line. There was
15:10
15:10 a line to get this [ __ ] cookie. It
15:12
15:12 was It is insane because they sell out
15:14
15:14 really quickly. And there's a good
15:17
15:17 reason for that. But I'm going to talk
15:19
15:19 about the first cookie first. So, the
15:21
15:21 the top right cookie, the bag of
15:23
15:23 cookies. All right.
15:24
15:24 >> Got it.
15:24
15:24 >> Those cookies were probably I don't
15:28
15:28 know, they were probably about the size
15:30
15:30 of the can's diameter, right? They were
15:33
15:33 good. They were good. Don't get me
15:34
15:34 wrong, but the hype is not there. I
15:37
15:37 would say pass on those cookies, but the
15:41
15:41 gingerbread man cookie, Joshua, that
15:43
15:43 cookie, that cookie changed my [ __ ]
15:46
15:46 life, buddy. That cookie, that cookie, I
15:49
15:49 can only say good things about this
15:52
15:52 goddamn gingerbread, man. I still have
15:55
15:55 dreams of this [ __ ] cookie. It is It
15:58
15:58 was that [ __ ] good. It was that good.
16:01
16:01 Uh if you can get it warm or if you can
16:04
16:04 warm it up yourself, my god, it's it's
16:07
16:07 an orgasm of a cookie. It is gingerbread
16:11
16:11 warmth meets cinnamon like kisses on
16:15
16:15 your tongue. It is by far the best
16:18
16:18 gingerbread cookie I've ever had. And I
16:20
16:20 don't hype up a lot of things, but this
16:22
16:22 in particular, if you are a fan of
16:24
16:24 sweets, it is not overly sweet. It is
16:27
16:27 the perfect middle ground for a cookie.
16:28
16:28 It's soft. It's delectable. That little
16:31
16:31 chocolate bow that he has on there is
16:34
16:34 Joshua. If I could if I could throw up
16:37
16:37 that cookie and eat it again, I would. I
16:39
16:39 would. I would in a heartbeat. So,
16:41
16:41 highly recommend the gingerbread cookie
16:43
16:43 after I've gone on a tangent there about
16:44
16:44 gingerbread cook.
16:45
16:45 >> Well, no. How did you hear about this
16:46
16:46 this cookie though? Like, did was it a
16:48
16:48 hyped up like or just
16:51
16:51 >> Yeah.
16:51
16:51 >> So, well, yes. First of all, listen, I
16:53
16:53 watch a lot of YouTubers and most of the
16:56
16:56 YouTube content I watch is about
16:57
16:57 Disneyland. So when they go out and they
17:00
17:00 try these things, I like to go and try
17:02
17:02 kind of the same things to see if their
17:04
17:04 opinions are actually valid for me, you
17:06
17:06 know, because like you could have you
17:08
17:08 could watch an influencer, you could
17:09
17:09 watch a YouTuber, you could watch us,
17:11
17:11 right? And I can be like, this cookie is
17:12
17:12 [ __ ] amazing. And then you go and you
17:14
17:14 try the cookie and you're like, the [ __ ]
17:16
17:16 are they talking about? You know, I do
17:19
17:19 not ever want that to happen. So I only
17:22
17:22 express my opinions on things that I
17:23
17:23 actually enjoy. And this cookie,
17:27
17:27 it's it's [ __ ] awesome, buddy. I wish
17:29
17:29 I had it to share with you, but I I I do
17:33
17:33 not. So
17:34
17:34 >> So the influencers influenced you to try
17:37
17:37 this cookie [laughter] is what I
17:38
17:38 >> I guess. So yeah.
17:40
17:40 >> Okay. All right. And the in it was a it
17:42
17:42 was a positive experience. So maybe we
17:45
17:45 don't have to hate every influencer,
17:46
17:46 >> particularly these two guys on screen.
17:48
17:48 You don't got to go.
17:49
17:49 >> Yeah. I mean, I wouldn't call us
17:50
17:50 influencers, but hey, if the shoe fits.
17:53
17:53 >> Somebody might say that [ __ ] I mean,
17:54
17:54 you're you're influencing these [ __ ]
17:56
17:56 cookies. So So you are now adding to the
17:59
17:59 influence of somebody
18:01
18:01 >> trying these cookies.
18:02
18:02 >> Yeah, you're right.
18:03
18:03 >> Case in point. All right,
18:04
18:04 >> next one, buddy. Let's go. Let's go to
18:06
18:06 some more food and a little bit more.
18:08
18:08 >> Some non eaten food. All right, John has
18:11
18:11 not taken a bite of this one yet.
18:13
18:13 >> I thought about this
18:14
18:14 >> or a sip of the drink either. Okay. All
18:16
18:16 right.
18:17
18:17 >> So, I thought about these ones. So,
18:19
18:19 those first ones were ones I didn't
18:21
18:21 think about and then now I'm kind of
18:23
18:23 thinking about I'm going to show this
18:24
18:24 off to Joshua. Like I'm going to show
18:26
18:26 him what we have
18:27
18:27 >> or like all the subscribers and
18:28
18:28 everybody that watches this [ __ ]
18:30
18:30 >> No, this is this is just for Joshua.
18:34
18:34 [laughter]
18:34
18:34 >> This is spec Everybody else can piss
18:36
18:36 off. All right. So, the first image over
18:38
18:38 here to the left uh is our chicken uh
18:42
18:42 coarse like it was a citrus chicken uh
18:44
18:44 with a potato leak uh soup and then uh
18:47
18:47 some green beans, some mashed potatoes,
18:49
18:49 and then a chocolate tiramisu back
18:51
18:51 there. It was delicious. Uh this was a
18:54
18:54 preset meal because we wanted to do um a
18:57
18:57 reserved section for the parade that
18:59
18:59 they do, the Christmas parade. So, it
19:01
19:01 was it was a pre-made thing. So, it was
19:02
19:02 uh 55 bucks. It was really [ __ ] good.
19:04
19:04 Like obviously sometimes when you go to
19:06
19:06 these things, you don't know what to
19:07
19:07 expect cuz you're like, "Ah, it's a
19:09
19:09 prefixed menu. I don't know if it's
19:10
19:10 going to be good. I don't know if I'm
19:11
19:11 going to like it." Uh, this was really
19:12
19:12 good. Uh, chicken was not dry at all.
19:14
19:14 Uh, the soup was [ __ ] outstanding. I
19:18
19:18 think the soup may have been the best
19:20
19:20 thing on that plate. Uh, followed by a
19:22
19:22 close second with the chicken and then
19:24
19:24 the uh, mashed potatoes. Uh, the green
19:26
19:26 beans were just whatever and the bread
19:27
19:27 was just whatever. Uh, the dessert was
19:30
19:30 relatively good. Not as good as a
19:31
19:31 gingerbread cookie, obviously, uh, but
19:34
19:34 it was still pretty [ __ ] good. And
19:36
19:36 then after that, uh, to the top right of
19:40
19:40 that is going to be the first drinks
19:41
19:41 that we had. Um,
19:45
19:45 and the [ __ ] I'm going to see if I can
19:46
19:46 remember what these [ __ ] were. Uh,
19:49
19:49 the red one was the Paloma and then the
19:53
19:53 blue one was like a tropical uh, like
19:56
19:56 coconuty drink. Uh, I didn't really care
19:58
19:58 for the blue one. Uh, but I did really
19:60
19:60 like the Paloma. It was a pomegranate
20:02
20:02 Paloma and that one was pretty pretty
20:04
20:04 good. Pretty good. I think you would
20:05
20:05 have liked that one, buddy. Um,
20:07
20:07 actually, honestly, you would have
20:08
20:08 probably liked both of them to be quite
20:10
20:10 frank with you, but I think you probably
20:12
20:12 would have liked the Paloma a little bit
20:13
20:13 more.
20:14
20:14 >> Uh, but those were good. So, those are
20:15
20:15 the first drinks that we had for the
20:17
20:17 trip.
20:18
20:18 >> The picture underneath those uh is a
20:23
20:23 turkey sandwich. It was like a turkey
20:26
20:26 holiday sandwich. Uh which was basically
20:28
20:28 turkey stuffing, gravy, uh a little bit
20:31
20:31 of mashed potatoes, uh inside of a
20:34
20:34 sandwich, which oh and cranberry sauce
20:36
20:36 as well. Uh basically Thanksgiving in a
20:39
20:39 sandwich, which I will be quite honest
20:42
20:42 with everybody here, that sandwich you
20:44
20:44 could probably skip. It was really good.
20:46
20:46 Uh but I think it was because I was
20:47
20:47 really hungry at the time. So I would
20:50
20:50 probably say skip it. Unless you want
20:51
20:51 the feeling of Thanksgiving again for
20:53
20:53 Christmas, then by all means go for it.
20:55
20:55 But uh the sandwich was just it was just
20:58
20:58 okay and probably you can pass later on
21:00
21:00 in the future. Like everything was good
21:02
21:02 about it. Like the turkey was fine. Like
21:04
21:04 uh everything mixed really well. It's
21:06
21:06 just it's just like I don't know. It's
21:07
21:07 just Thanksgiving in a sandwich. That's
21:09
21:09 all I can explain. It was It was all
21:11
21:11 right.
21:11
21:11 >> I can see it kind of just looks I mean
21:13
21:13 I'm sorry but it looks a little basic,
21:14
21:14 you know?
21:15
21:15 >> Yeah. In a little lunch,
21:18
21:18 >> you know what I mean? I'm just [ __ ]
21:19
21:19 it just sitting there and slap Disney on
21:22
21:22 it and it's fine.
21:23
21:23 >> Slap Disney on that [ __ ] Um
21:25
21:25 >> yeah, they should have burned like
21:27
21:27 Mickey into the bread. You know, if I if
21:28
21:28 I am the design art director, like I'm
21:32
21:32 totally burning Mickey's the logo on the
21:35
21:35 top of that. Maybe the package has a
21:37
21:37 little bit more fluff.
21:38
21:38 >> Yeah, dude.
21:39
21:39 >> You know, but like I get it. I get it.
21:41
21:41 Now that you mentioned that, I will say
21:42
21:42 the one saving grace about this meal in
21:44
21:44 particular uh was the little bag of
21:47
21:47 house-made uh potato chips. Those
21:49
21:49 house-made potato chips, dude, if you
21:51
21:51 gave me like a whole like [ __ ] five
21:54
21:54 gallon bucket of those chips, I would
21:55
21:55 eat them in a heartbeat. They were that
21:57
21:57 was the highlight was those little
21:59
21:59 housemade potato chips. So, if you're
22:00
22:00 going to get the sandwich, skip the
22:02
22:02 sandwich, get the potato chips, and get
22:03
22:03 a different sandwich because they have a
22:05
22:05 bunch of other sandwiches there. Uh like
22:06
22:06 they have a um a I wish they wish we
22:09
22:09 would have gotten it, but the grilled
22:10
22:10 cheese sandwich that they have there is
22:12
22:12 amazing. Uh so get that instead of this.
22:14
22:14 So just
22:15
22:15 >> at any point are we going to know the
22:16
22:16 the um are are we're going into this
22:19
22:19 like with a blank check because I'm
22:21
22:21 curious like how much that chicken dish
22:22
22:22 looks like 35 bucks to me. Those drinks
22:24
22:24 over there look like
22:26
22:26 >> at least $32. That sandwich probably 28.
22:30
22:30 >> So I already told you about the chicken.
22:31
22:31 The chicken was $55 a plate. Um
22:34
22:34 >> [ __ ]
22:34
22:34 >> Yeah. Yeah. cuz it was for a review a
22:36
22:36 reserved seating
22:38
22:38 uh dining package that I'll show later
22:40
22:40 on in the slideshow. But the drinks
22:42
22:42 themselves were 18 bucks a piece.
22:44
22:44 >> Uh so you can do the math on that. Uh
22:46
22:46 the sandwich itself was I believe $18.
22:50
22:50 Uh but you also get a soda with that. I
22:51
22:51 mean if that's any I mean sodas cost
22:53
22:53 nothing but you do get a drink with that
22:55
22:55 one and the fries or sorry the potato
22:57
22:57 chips. So that was nice.
22:58
22:58 >> Um but yeah you can run the tally
23:01
23:01 yourselves ladies and gentlemen.
23:03
23:03 >> All right. Oh, and also I forgot to
23:04
23:04 mention I'm uh this is pretty visual. So
23:07
23:07 if you're not watching on YouTube, slide
23:09
23:09 on over. Sorry for little a.live or
23:10
23:10 YouTube. Uh sorry for little a come see
23:13
23:13 all this stuff. Otherwise, you can just
23:14
23:14 listen to me describe them as best as I
23:16
23:16 can. Uh so moving on.
23:20
23:20 Uh Joshua,
23:22
23:22 left side on this one is another uh
23:26
23:26 you're going to run you're going to see
23:27
23:27 a theme here uh real quickly. Uh the
23:30
23:30 left side of your screen, buddy, on this
23:32
23:32 one is uh the Paloma again. Uh the one
23:35
23:35 up top with the koncha, the pink concha
23:38
23:38 right there. Uh that was a Mexican
23:40
23:40 coffee uh spiked with like I don't want
23:44
23:44 to say um kalúa, but it's like a
23:47
23:47 something similar to that. And then uh
23:49
23:49 it is a little tamalei down there in
23:51
23:51 that last frame. Uh again, the paloma
23:54
23:54 was delicious. That's why I got two of
23:55
23:55 them, cuz it was amazing. Uh I'm not a
23:57
23:57 big coffee person. Um, but from what I
24:01
24:01 heard around the around the block with
24:03
24:03 the old lady is that uh that one was
24:04
24:04 pretty good. Uh, I think it was one of
24:06
24:06 her favorites. So, there's that.
24:08
24:08 Tamalei, my opinion,
24:11
24:11 skip it. Skip the tamalei.
24:13
24:13 >> Tamalei at Disneyland. Come on.
24:15
24:15 >> Yeah, dude. It's It's hard. All right.
24:17
24:17 And so I should preface this by saying
24:18
24:18 the reason that you saw some of these
24:20
24:20 foods like especially the tamalei and
24:21
24:21 stuff uh was because Disneyland at the
24:23
24:23 time or DCA, excuse me, Disneyland
24:25
24:25 California Adventure uh was doing their
24:27
24:27 festival of holidays which is like they
24:29
24:29 have a little bit of like a a little
24:30
24:30 section of food booths and stuff like uh
24:33
24:33 think of them like almost like food
24:34
24:34 cars, like food uh trucks, but they're
24:36
24:36 in booths. So they have a bunch of
24:38
24:38 different ones. And so we wanted to try
24:39
24:39 a select few of them. And the drink and
24:41
24:41 the uh the coffee were actually ones
24:42
24:42 that we wanted to try and then we're
24:44
24:44 just like let's try the tamalei, too.
24:46
24:46 how good it is. And it is not. You can
24:48
24:48 you can go ahead and skip that. Uh I
24:50
24:50 believe the tamalei uh was like, [ __ ] I
24:53
24:53 think it was $9, $10, something like
24:56
24:56 that. It was ridiculously high for for
24:58
24:58 being what it was. It was it was not
25:00
25:00 good. Uh but to the right hand side, top
25:04
25:04 right, uh the one in the blue is a
25:07
25:07 slushie. Uh I can't remember what is it.
25:09
25:09 I think it's almost like the uh the
25:11
25:11 tropical drink again where it has like a
25:13
25:13 blue carousel, coconut, uh and then I
25:16
25:16 think it's vodka in that one and they
25:18
25:18 mix it into a slushie. Uh the one in the
25:20
25:20 foreground right there with the
25:21
25:21 strawberry and the berry, uh that's the
25:23
25:23 one that I got that was a sour. That was
25:24
25:24 a blueberry sour and that one was
25:27
25:27 [ __ ] amazing. We were actually eating
25:29
25:29 lunch at uh [ __ ] what is it called? Uh
25:32
25:32 the it's formerly the Cove Bar. Uh, but
25:35
25:35 I think it's just like the lamplight
25:37
25:37 like lounge bar area now. Uh, but that
25:40
25:40 that [ __ ] that sour, Joshua. That I
25:44
25:44 still have dreams about drinking that
25:46
25:46 that whiskey sour because that that [ __ ]
25:47
25:47 was so [ __ ] good. Uh, and it's not
25:50
25:50 difficult to make. I just don't know why
25:51
25:51 I don't I don't do it. It's just
25:52
25:52 timeconsuming. But it was [ __ ]
25:53
25:53 amazing. Uh, we also had lobster nachos
25:55
25:55 that were not pictured because as soon
25:56
25:56 as the lobster nachos came onto the
25:58
25:58 table, uh, they were gone, buddy. They
25:60
26:00 were they were delicious. They were
26:01
26:01 devoured. And I've talked about lobster
26:02
26:02 nachos before and how long it takes to
26:04
26:04 make them.
26:05
26:05 >> Lobster nachos before.
26:07
26:07 >> Yes. Yes. I've made I've made them quite
26:09
26:09 a few times and it's I know the process
26:11
26:11 and I know how difficult it is. [snorts]
26:13
26:13 So when they came out I just instantly
26:15
26:15 it they were gone. They were gone in
26:17
26:17 like 10 minutes. I swear it was amazing.
26:19
26:19 Uh and then the last image down here. I
26:22
26:22 think this is the last image. I can't
26:23
26:23 remember for sure on the drinks and food
26:24
26:24 one. Uh but these are four different
26:26
26:26 drinks and I'm going see if I can
26:27
26:27 remember them as well as I can. So, the
26:30
26:30 top left uh drink, the one that looks a
26:34
26:34 little bit more purpley, that one was a
26:36
26:36 sangria uh cocktail, the [clears throat]
26:39
26:39 one to the right of the sangrian
26:41
26:41 cocktail, the top right, uh that one
26:43
26:43 was, I believe, a grapefruit uh seltzer.
26:46
26:46 And then the one uh below that one to
26:49
26:49 the bottom right was a cranberry mule.
26:55
26:55 And then the one to the bottom left,
26:59
26:59 that one was a holiday cocktail. And now
27:02
27:02 I will sum up my opinion on the three,
27:06
27:06 excluding the cranberry or sorry, the
27:08
27:08 the Christmas cocktail one. The three,
27:10
27:10 the sangria, the grapefruit, and the the
27:12
27:12 cranberry mule. Those all sucked. You
27:14
27:14 can skip all those. They were [ __ ]
27:16
27:16 terrible. They were garbage. Not worth
27:17
27:17 the money. The goddamn Christmas
27:20
27:20 cocktail, Joshua. The goddamn Christmas
27:23
27:23 cocktail was so [ __ ] amazing. I was
27:27
27:27 so disappointed that I got it on my last
27:29
27:29 day at the park there because I would
27:31
27:31 have drank those every [clears throat]
27:33
27:33 single [ __ ] day. It was It was
27:36
27:36 basically the the seltzer that I'm
27:38
27:38 drinking right now. The flavor of like
27:40
27:40 cranberry and Christmas and cinnamon and
27:42
27:42 like just fruit
27:45
27:45 all mixed together and just the [ __ ]
27:48
27:48 perfect blend of spices. It was so
27:51
27:51 [ __ ] good, Joshua.
27:54
27:54 Makes me sad cuz I still I still miss
27:55
27:55 it. But everything else was garbage.
27:57
27:57 Skip it. Skip the rest of that [ __ ] If
27:58
27:58 you see that on the menu next year, skip
27:59
27:59 the rest of that [ __ ] Go for the the
28:01
28:01 Christmas cocktail. That's That's your
28:02
28:02 bread and butter right there, everybody.
28:05
28:05 >> Oh god.
28:06
28:06 >> I I really hope somebody from Disney
28:08
28:08 sees this right here
28:10
28:10 >> and offers you up at least one free pass
28:14
28:14 for
28:14
28:14 >> because I spent all this money on
28:15
28:15 drinks. Uh, I mean that and you just
28:18
28:18 love the place so much and and you just
28:20
28:20 drool over it and you talk so much about
28:21
28:21 it. You just love this place. I I feel
28:23
28:23 like if if if you could be reborn, like
28:26
28:26 dipped, like rebaptized, you'd probably
28:28
28:28 do it underneath like,
28:30
28:30 >> you know, what's what's the uh the
28:32
28:32 castle? The magic castle or what what do
28:33
28:33 they call it?
28:34
28:34 >> The Disneyland castle. You think
28:35
28:35 >> Disneyland castle? Yeah. Just dip you
28:37
28:37 right in the pond right below it.
28:39
28:39 [laughter]
28:41
28:41 >> No, Josh. I'll show you what I want to
28:42
28:42 be reborn as later.
28:43
28:43 >> Okay. Okay. All right.
28:44
28:44 >> So, let's move on. Let's skim through
28:46
28:46 this [ __ ] Let's go to the highlights.
28:48
28:48 Uh let's see some highlights, buddy. I
28:50
28:50 took this picture of Mando the
28:51
28:51 Mandalorian. He's going with his little
28:53
28:53 finger guns. Uh it wasn't at me, which I
28:55
28:55 was very disappointed with. It was at
28:56
28:56 the young lady in front of me. Uh so
28:58
28:58 [ __ ] her. Uh because I wanted Mando's
29:00
29:00 love, but whatever. Doesn't matter. So
29:03
29:03 these are some of the highlights. These
29:04
29:04 are all pictures that I took. Uh this is
29:06
29:06 the parade that uh this left image over
29:08
29:08 here is the parade. Uh this is Santa
29:10
29:10 Claus, the real Santa, by the way. He's
29:12
29:12 right there.
29:13
29:13 >> Yeah, he's right there. He's greeting
29:15
29:15 people. So, this is the area of the
29:16
29:16 parade that we were sitting at. Uh,
29:18
29:18 because we had the dining package. And
29:20
29:20 Joshua, let me say, if you can get a
29:22
29:22 dining package, even though the food may
29:24
29:24 not be what you want, the viewing area
29:27
29:27 for this parade, if you really want to
29:29
29:29 see the parade, which we did, uh, is
29:31
29:31 amazing. We were in front of not that
29:35
29:35 many people. Uh, it was like our own
29:37
29:37 gated off section, like our own roped
29:38
29:38 off section. Uh, and then what was
29:41
29:41 really cool is I I don't have a picture
29:43
29:43 of this, but uh, behind us. So, if
29:44
29:44 you're looking at if you're looking at
29:45
29:45 Santa
29:47
29:47 >> and you turn around, you are literally
29:49
29:49 right behind the giant Christmas tree
29:52
29:52 that Disney does. So, if you get there
29:55
29:55 early enough, you can wait where your
29:57
29:57 reservation is for like your your
29:59
29:59 viewing area and then you can wait and
30:01
30:01 turn around and you can watch the tree
30:03
30:03 lighting ceremony where they like have a
30:05
30:05 little little ceremony for the tree
30:06
30:06 turning on and you can see it right
30:08
30:08 there unobscured like in all its glory.
30:11
30:11 It was a little bit of like Disney magic
30:14
30:14 that was like chef's kiss.
30:16
30:16 >> So, this parade happens twice a night.
30:18
30:18 >> So, twice a night. So, uh, once in the
30:20
30:20 afternoon and then once at like 5:30. I
30:22
30:22 say at night, but like eveningish time.
30:24
30:24 So, 4:30. So, you could probably catch
30:26
30:26 it twice in in the night, right?
30:29
30:29 >> Yeah. If you really wanted to, you
30:30
30:30 probably catch it twice. So, it's it's
30:32
30:32 definitely worth it. It's one of the
30:33
30:33 classics. So, it's it's really fun. Uh,
30:35
30:35 and if you've never been to like
30:37
30:37 Disneyland at Christmas, then yeah,
30:39
30:39 highly recommend catching this parade at
30:41
30:41 least once. Uh, to the top right corner
30:44
30:44 over here, buddy. This is Cars Land. my
30:46
30:46 favorite land cuz I'm a big fan of cars
30:48
30:48 and they go all out. They deck it out
30:50
30:50 for freaking Christmas and there's
30:52
30:52 lights everywhere and it's [ __ ]
30:53
30:53 beautiful. Uh and so that's just the
30:55
30:55 Cozy Cone Motel right there. Beautifully
30:57
30:57 lit up. And then uh underneath that is
30:60
31:00 the It's a Small World holiday edition.
31:04
31:04 So little fun fact about myself buddy. I
31:08
31:08 do not like It's a Small World.
31:10
31:10 Surprise, surprise. You know, I just
31:12
31:12 find it to be annoying and just
31:15
31:15 repetitive and it just goes on for
31:17
31:17 [ __ ] ever.
31:19
31:19 >> Well, you're a big man. You don't fit in
31:21
31:21 a small world. So, it's just like that's
31:22
31:22 just what it is. You can't relate to a
31:24
31:24 small world.
31:25
31:25 >> It's tough. It's tough. But Joshua,
31:28
31:28 >> I rediscovered a love for this ride when
31:31
31:31 it comes to the holiday.
31:33
31:33 >> No. [laughter]
31:33
31:33 >> Were you picking like quarters up in the
31:35
31:35 water when people make a wish?
31:36
31:36 >> No, I wasn't. Are you
31:38
31:38 >> I can't even reach the bottom. I can't
31:39
31:39 even reach the bottom.
31:40
31:40 >> Okay. All right.
31:41
31:41 >> No. This ride, Joshua, at holiday time
31:44
31:44 is different because they don't they
31:45
31:45 don't sing the it's a small world after
31:47
31:47 all song. They sing a bunch of Christmas
31:49
31:49 songs and they go throughout the lands
31:52
31:52 and everything's all Christmas like
31:53
31:53 themed and decorated. It was by far
31:57
31:57 the best like holiday themed attraction
32:01
32:01 that I've been to in a very very long
32:02
32:02 time. It was amazing and I went on it I
32:05
32:05 believe I did it twice. Uh it was just
32:07
32:07 so it was so much fun. It was so much
32:09
32:09 fun.
32:10
32:10 >> [laughter]
32:10
32:10 >> Wait, could you do that because you have
32:11
32:11 like the fast pass? Like everybody else
32:13
32:13 had to [ __ ] wait.
32:14
32:14 >> Yeah, everybody else had to [ __ ] wait
32:16
32:16 like a bunch of bunch of suckers. But
32:18
32:18 yeah, we did we did have Lightning Lane
32:20
32:20 for those of you who were interested in
32:21
32:21 Lightning Lane. That's what they call
32:22
32:22 that [ __ ] huh?
32:23
32:23 >> Yeah. So, we purchased Lightning Lane,
32:24
32:24 but that was already included in our
32:26
32:26 tickets. So, it would have been a waste
32:26
32:26 if we didn't. So, I rode it twice. It
32:30
32:30 was amazing. And then the lights on the
32:32
32:32 actual structure itself are [ __ ]
32:34
32:34 breathtaking, dude. Like they'll have
32:36
32:36 little like uh little shows sometimes
32:37
32:37 and they'll do like some projection
32:39
32:39 mapping onto the actual structure. Uh
32:41
32:41 but the Christmas lights themselves were
32:42
32:42 [ __ ] chef's kiss.
32:44
32:44 >> That doesn't look cool. I mean based
32:46
32:46 like the little picture that you have,
32:47
32:47 it's clearly like downsized. I can only
32:49
32:49 imagine like in real like in real life.
32:51
32:51 >> Oh yeah, in real life, dude.
32:52
32:52 >> Oh, that would have looked That probably
32:53
32:53 look I get it. Looks cool.
32:56
32:56 >> Yeah, highly recommend. If you can ride
32:57
32:57 the train while doing that, it would be
32:60
32:60 your your [ __ ] little heart is set.
33:02
33:02 Uh so moving on. Uh, we rode the Haunted
33:06
33:06 Mansion a bunch of [ __ ] times because
33:08
33:08 that is another one of my favorite
33:09
33:09 rides. Uh, but every year they do a
33:11
33:11 little bit different take on their
33:12
33:12 gingerbread. I don't know if you know
33:13
33:13 this, Joshua, but the Haunted Mansion
33:16
33:16 gets taken over by Nightmare Before
33:18
33:18 Christmas. And in that layover, uh, they
33:21
33:21 do different gingerbread houses on the
33:25
33:25 table in there. Uh, so this year they
33:27
33:27 had a giant gingerbread house that had a
33:29
33:29 bunch of crows on it and the crows would
33:31
33:31 move and they would like make noises and
33:33
33:33 stuff and obviously when you go in there
33:34
33:34 it smells like gingerbread which is
33:35
33:35 [ __ ] great. Uh, but this is that uh
33:38
33:38 that gingerbread house and they clearly
33:39
33:39 not a good picture. I was on the [ __ ]
33:40
33:40 ride trying to take this picture. Uh,
33:42
33:42 but it was it was so [ __ ] cool to see
33:44
33:44 it in person instead of seeing it on a
33:46
33:46 screen. So that was fun. Uh, top right
33:48
33:48 is the El Matador. Uh we got to go into
33:52
33:52 uh Mater's Junkyard Jamberee is the
33:55
33:55 ride's called and they have all these
33:57
33:57 like cool like different themings and
33:59
33:59 one of them was El Matador. There was
34:01
34:01 also another one that was like a a punk
34:03
34:03 rock theme uh that I didn't put in here
34:05
34:05 but it was still [ __ ] it was so [ __ ]
34:07
34:07 cool. And like they use a bunch of like
34:09
34:09 different uh like like hub caps for art.
34:11
34:11 They use like metal like signs like
34:13
34:13 almost like Americana style things and
34:15
34:15 they just theme it to like Mater or cars
34:18
34:18 and it's it's pretty [ __ ] cool.
34:21
34:21 [snorts] And then underneath that is the
34:23
34:23 San Francisco uh the port of San
34:25
34:25 Francisco which is like the eating area
34:26
34:26 for DCA. Uh and I just thought that
34:30
34:30 image in itself is like super iconic and
34:32
34:32 it's really [ __ ] amazing to look at
34:34
34:34 especially at night like this. Can't
34:37
34:37 beat it.
34:37
34:37 >> What do they call that? What what's it
34:39
34:39 called again? This is called the port of
34:41
34:41 San Francisco. So San Francisco is a
34:43
34:43 city in the movie Big Hero 6. Uh they
34:46
34:46 just it's like a take on San Francisco
34:48
34:48 and Tokyo because they like had a little
34:50
34:50 baby. Got it. So
34:51
34:51 >> yeah. Yeah.
34:52
34:52 >> But [snorts]
34:53
34:53 really Yeah.
34:54
34:54 >> Yeah. No, you're good.
34:56
34:56 >> And then moving on from that. [laughter]
34:58
34:58 Okay. All right. I have to explain this
35:01
35:01 left hand image here, Joshua. This on
35:03
35:03 the left hand side, you will notice a
35:05
35:05 trash can. an abnormally large trash
35:08
35:08 can, buddy. There was only one of these
35:10
35:10 trash cans, and it's for the specific
35:12
35:12 purpose of consuming pizza boxes because
35:16
35:16 there is a a pizzeria, I guess you would
35:18
35:18 call it, uh behind this little stage
35:21
35:21 area over there. You can get you can get
35:23
35:23 >> pizza boxes. And this is the first time
35:25
35:25 I've ever seen a trash can that only
35:27
35:27 takes in pizza boxes. And I thought that
35:29
35:29 was I thought that was just just good
35:32
35:32 oldfashioned fun Disney, you know, just
35:35
35:35 trash can specifically for pizza boxes.
35:37
35:37 >> I mean, I could see other pizza places
35:39
35:39 adopting that. Why not?
35:40
35:40 >> Oh, yeah. I'm not saying it's a not a
35:42
35:42 bad idea. I'm just saying this is the
35:44
35:44 first time that I've seen it. Yeah.
35:46
35:46 >> Uh, I don't think a lot of people I
35:47
35:47 mean, some people can't read, so they're
35:49
35:49 probably just going to stuff their kids
35:50
35:50 in there and whatever that gets big
35:52
35:52 enough, you know what I mean?
35:54
35:54 >> Get rid something big in there, you
35:55
35:55 know? And then and then uh to the uh
35:60
35:60 right hand side is uh my girl Alice
36:03
36:03 obviously and then um the little white
36:06
36:06 rabbit
36:07
36:07 >> chilling. And this was on the small
36:09
36:09 world ride. So again on that ride buddy
36:11
36:11 uh they have like you go through all the
36:13
36:13 different locations and stuff like that.
36:15
36:15 But they added these things a few years
36:16
36:16 back where it's like uh Disney
36:18
36:18 characters like included in the ride. So
36:21
36:21 one of them is Alice in Wonderland.
36:23
36:23 Another one is like Woody and Jesse. Uh
36:25
36:25 there was like a Lilo and Stitch one and
36:26
36:26 it's fun to kind of like point the point
36:28
36:28 out the little Easter eggs and stuff. So
36:30
36:30 very cool. And then the last one down
36:32
36:32 here, buddy. I thought you would get a
36:33
36:33 cool kick out of this one. This is
36:35
36:35 completely made of cake. This is one of
36:38
36:38 the aliens from Toy Story and a few
36:41
36:41 blocks and then he's like riding a
36:43
36:43 little rocket ship. But this whole that
36:44
36:44 that whole thing was made specifically
36:46
36:46 out of cake, buddy. And it was probably
36:48
36:48 a good like 2 and 1/2 ft tall. Like it
36:51
36:51 was it was pretty crazy. And like the
36:53
36:53 amount of detail that was in it was
36:55
36:55 chef's kiss. No pun intended, but it was
36:57
36:57 it was pretty.
36:58
36:58 >> You should have asked me that. You know
36:59
36:59 that show, is it cake? Is there a chef?
37:01
37:01 >> No, you're [ __ ] Joshua. Is it or is
37:03
37:03 it not cake?
37:04
37:04 >> Yeah, you should have asked me that.
37:05
37:05 Well, now I know it's cake, but holy
37:07
37:07 like I just by looking at that, you
37:09
37:09 wouldn't be able to tell.
37:10
37:10 >> No. Yeah. Yeah. I didn't I didn't think
37:12
37:12 it was either. I thought it was just
37:13
37:13 like a sculpture. And then when you read
37:15
37:15 the little sign down there, it's like
37:16
37:16 this is made out of like a thousand
37:18
37:18 [ __ ] eggs and like 42 lbs of sugar
37:21
37:21 and [ __ ] You're like, "What the fuck?"
37:24
37:24 >> Yeah. [ __ ] cool. Uh, [laughter] and
37:27
37:27 then this just some beauty shots and
37:30
37:30 stuff. Uh, but the one I want you to
37:32
37:32 take note here, buddy, is the top right
37:34
37:34 hand corner. Uh, when you said, if I
37:36
37:36 wanted to be reincarnated as anything,
37:38
37:38 uh, this is what I want to be
37:40
37:40 reincarnated as is a Disneyland duck.
37:42
37:42 Because one, you get all of the food,
37:44
37:44 right? None of the calories, and you're
37:47
37:47 like living your best [ __ ] life, you
37:49
37:49 know? You're you're chilling under the
37:51
37:51 castle. Zero predators.
37:52
37:52 >> Zero predators other than people trying
37:54
37:54 to like catch you and take a selfie with
37:56
37:56 you, you know? Like other than that,
37:58
37:58 you're living your best [ __ ] life,
37:59
37:59 dude. So that's that's what I want to be
38:01
38:01 reincarnated as as [ __ ] Disneyland
38:03
38:03 duck right there.
38:05
38:05 >> And now we finally come to the end of
38:06
38:06 this [ __ ] This is the last thing I want
38:09
38:09 to talk about because it is it is
38:12
38:12 meaningful to me. Joshua, this this next
38:15
38:15 slide is called never been done. Winner
38:18
38:18 winner. So, this image is of Toy Story
38:21
38:21 Midway Mania. This is the uh the ride at
38:25
38:25 DCA where you can shoot things uh and,
38:28
38:28 you know, help the Toy Story characters,
38:31
38:31 you know, play a game. So, Joshua,
38:34
38:34 >> I got a high score, buddy. My score is
38:35
38:35 on the right hand side. I'm player two
38:37
38:37 in this situation. Uh you can see here I
38:40
38:40 had 200,
38:42
38:42 227,970
38:45
38:45 points. All right.
38:46
38:46 >> Okay. But was it enough, Joshua? My goal
38:48
38:48 on this ride every time is to get the
38:51
38:51 highest in the vehicle or to get the
38:53
38:53 highest for the hour. I just want to be
38:56
38:56 on the leaderboard, buddy. I want to be
38:57
38:57 on the leaderboard. So, Joshua, I'm
38:58
38:58 going to ask you the question. Do you
38:59
38:59 think I made it to the leaderboard?
39:02
39:02 >> Well, you said I mean, before you said
39:04
39:04 this is like very meaningful for you,
39:07
39:07 and we're putting this up on the podcast
39:09
39:09 for the world to see, so I'm going to
39:11
39:11 have to go with you successfully
39:14
39:14 accomplish your challenge. Joshua, I did
39:16
39:16 not. I I did not.
39:18
39:18 >> What?
39:19
39:19 >> Yeah. No. No, I'm just kidding, buddy. I
39:21
39:21 was I was I was the best in the vehicle
39:24
39:24 for that moment. That specific
39:27
39:27 [laughter] like you can see it here.
39:28
39:28 Like I was not there. I was not the best
39:30
39:30 in the vehicle for the hour or the day.
39:32
39:32 But for that vehicle, for that moment, I
39:34
39:34 was the best in the vehicle. Best in the
39:35
39:35 vehicle. [laughter]
39:37
39:37 >> I was happy. I was happy.
39:39
39:39 >> Damn. Look at best this month. Holy
39:40
39:40 [ __ ] That person right there was
39:42
39:42 >> best this month. Yeah. 99. They I think
39:44
39:44 they cheat. I think they find a way to
39:46
39:46 cheat this [ __ ]
39:47
39:47 >> Yeah, I've [clears throat] seen those
39:48
39:48 videos on YouTube. There's ways around
39:50
39:50 that [ __ ]
39:51
39:51 >> Exactly. So, now here's a quote that I
39:53
39:53 want to read from a very
39:54
39:54 >> personal person that I wrote this quote
39:57
39:57 from. Uh it says, "They say you're only
39:60
39:60 good once, but a legend if you can
40:02
40:02 duplicate it." Obviously, I said that
40:04
40:04 because I just said it to you, Joshua.
40:08
40:08 >> Yes, Sean. [laughter]
40:09
40:09 >> Oh, no. Did this one not load? Oh, no.
40:13
40:13 >> That's okay. It's fine.
40:14
40:14 >> There it is. We got
40:15
40:15 >> right here, buddy. Have
40:16
40:16 >> Check it out. I did it again, buddy. I
40:19
40:19 was the best in the vehicle. But not
40:21
40:21 only was I the best in the vehicle this
40:22
40:22 time, Joshua,
40:24
40:24 >> I was the best this hour. And you can
40:26
40:26 see here I had 247,870
40:30
40:30 points, uh, which was great for best
40:32
40:32 this hour. So, I did it, buddy. I did
40:34
40:34 it. I I am I am a legend. And, um, I
40:38
40:38 want to thank God and I want to thank,
40:39
40:39 uh, my sponsors. And uh you know, I
40:42
40:42 couldn't have done it without uh without
40:44
40:44 this podcast, without you, buddy. So, I
40:45
40:45 appreciate you. Thank you. Thank you for
40:46
40:46 everything you've done. Uh I want to
40:48
40:48 also thank the old lady for allowing me
40:49
40:49 to win. Uh I know she tried her best,
40:51
40:51 but you know, you can't beat you can't
40:53
40:53 beat a legend. What can I say? You know,
40:56
40:56 >> and that concludes
40:58
40:58 that concludes my trip report, buddy.
41:00
41:00 I'm out of breath. I'm tired. Uh what do
41:03
41:03 you say to all that, my guy?
41:06
41:06 >> No, I was gonna say, well, you can't be
41:07
41:07 a legend without the right kind of prep.
41:08
41:08 So, the fact that you flew first class
41:12
41:12 um and you had the right kind of food,
41:14
41:14 you know, you had the right kind of
41:15
41:15 calories,
41:16
41:16 >> you had the right kind of hydration
41:18
41:18 program
41:19
41:19 >> and [laughter] uh you had the right kind
41:21
41:21 of entertainment. Santa was there on
41:23
41:23 your side. It was the magical se, you
41:25
41:25 know, the season was magical. I think
41:27
41:27 the stars truly align. The universe came
41:29
41:29 together for you
41:30
41:30 >> and I'm happy that that all the
41:33
41:33 preparation paid off at least twice that
41:35
41:35 day.
41:35
41:35 >> Thank you, buddy. I appreciate it.
41:37
41:37 Appreciate you. appreciate you so much
41:39
41:39 because you're right. You know, just
41:40
41:40 like a true athlete, you know, I had to
41:42
41:42 I had to take the proper steps and I had
41:44
41:44 to get the the grace of Santa, my God,
41:47
41:47 uh to allow me that victory. So, I
41:49
41:49 appreciate that. I
41:50
41:50 >> I think for this, you deserve an award,
41:52
41:52 Sean. And I bought this award a while
41:54
41:54 ago. [laughter] Um I bought it a while
41:57
41:57 ago, but now I feel like this is a
41:59
41:59 really good time to pull this award out.
42:02
42:02 >> I'm so [ __ ] scared right now.
42:04
42:04 >> Give me [laughter] a minute. I'll I'll
42:06
42:06 give you a minute. I'll give you a
42:07
42:07 minute. Give me a minute. Give you a
42:08
42:08 minute. Go ahead and give this award
42:09
42:09 here.
42:10
42:10 >> Let's give him a minute real quick here.
42:12
42:12 [laughter]
42:12
42:12 >> All right, Sean.
42:14
42:14 >> No, I'm ready.
42:15
42:15 >> I had to go.
42:16
42:16 >> I had to dig deep for this one.
42:18
42:18 >> But I feel
42:18
42:18 >> I saw He did have to dig deep for this.
42:20
42:20 I saw it.
42:21
42:21 >> I feel like you have truly earned this
42:23
42:23 award
42:24
42:24 >> and I've been waiting to give this to
42:25
42:25 you or anybody else that's come along on
42:27
42:27 this podcast. But
42:29
42:29 >> today on this episode J on January 6,
42:34
42:34 206
42:36
42:36 >> 26,
42:37
42:37 >> you have earned the alltime.
42:41
42:41 >> You [laughter] are
42:42
42:42 >> the goat award.
42:43
42:43 >> The goat Sean, you are [laughter]
42:46
42:46 you are the goat, Sean.
42:48
42:48 >> Oh my god. That is amazing. Again, I
42:51
42:51 want I want to thank my sponsors. I want
42:53
42:53 to thank Santa, my god. Uh, you know,
42:56
42:56 [laughter] just want to thank everybody
42:58
42:58 on this podcast. Thank you, Mia. Uh,
43:01
43:01 thank you, uh, to our listeners. Thank
43:02
43:02 you to our viewers. We appreciate it.
43:04
43:04 Uh, I will accept this honor. I'm being
43:07
43:07 Joshua. They're playing music. I'm being
43:08
43:08 I'm being brought off the stage now. Uh,
43:10
43:10 [laughter]
43:12
43:12 let's go ahead and get the AI song,
43:13
43:13 buddy. I let you take the first AI song
43:16
43:16 of the week. Joshua, do you want to
43:17
43:17 describe it in any way before we start
43:19
43:19 it off?
43:19
43:19 >> Um, no. And I'm not going to say if this
43:22
43:22 was a viewer submission or not either.
43:25
43:25 I'm just going to go right out there and
43:26
43:26 say this is just a um another one of our
43:29
43:29 fantastic AI generated songs and I hope
43:32
43:32 everybody listening or watching enjoys
43:34
43:34 it.
43:35
43:35 >> All right, this song is called Wreck on
43:37
43:37 Wheels. And Joshua, I'm going to share
43:38
43:38 my screen with you. Uh you're going to
43:39
43:39 be the only one who can see this.
43:40
43:40 Everybody else will just get uh will get
43:42
43:42 the audio version of this. But uh I'm
43:44
43:44 going to play this version, buddy. Uh
43:46
43:46 which is the one with the little lyrics
43:47
43:47 and stuff on it. So, uh, here it is. I,
43:51
43:51 uh, A Wreck on Wheels, uh, by Joshua.
43:56
43:56 >> I was a wreck on wheels. You were a
43:60
43:60 storm in heels. We met in the middle of
44:04
44:04 nowhere
44:06
44:06 and it felt like home.
44:08
44:08 >> I was drowning in my own head space. You
44:12
44:12 showed [music] up like a car crash with
44:14
44:14 grace. Told me love ain't clean. It's a
44:17
44:17 beautiful mess. Now I'm [music] bleeding
44:19
44:19 in verses, but I'm feeling less
44:21
44:21 stressed.
44:22
44:22 >> You kiss my scars like they were sacred
44:25
44:25 [singing] lines. Told me broken [music]
44:26
44:26 clock still tell time. You're the chaos.
44:30
44:30 I crave the calm in my ra the [music]
44:33
44:33 ink in my pen. The fire on my page.
44:38
44:38 Crashing to me.
44:41
44:41 [music] Don't pull away.
44:45
44:45 better
44:47
44:47 than [music] miles away.
44:51
44:51 I'll take your pain.
44:54
44:54 [music] You take my shame.
44:58
44:58 We're not perfect,
45:00
45:00 but we're not afraid. [music]
45:05
45:05 I was a wildfire with no name. You were
45:09
45:09 the boy [music] who danced in the flame.
45:12
45:12 I've been burned. I've been [singing]
45:14
45:14 blamed, but you held me like I wasn't
45:17
45:17 ashamed.
45:18
45:18 >> You see the wreckage and still stay
45:20
45:20 close. [music] You me ping cigarette
45:23
45:23 smoke. I'm not your cure, but I'll be
45:27
45:27 your fine.
45:29
45:29 We'll scream our love through the night.
45:31
45:31 [music]
45:34
45:34 crash into me.
45:37
45:37 Don't pull away. [music]
45:41
45:41 We're better
45:43
45:43 than miles away. [music]
45:47
45:47 I'll take you
45:52
45:52 [music]
45:56
45:56 [music and singing]
45:58
45:58 away.
46:03
46:03 But I'm yours. I'm not [music] here. But
46:06
46:06 I
46:08
46:08 will resue resto
46:15
46:15 [music]
46:24
46:24 me.
46:27
46:27 Don't pull away.
46:30
46:30 were better bruised [music]
46:32
46:32 than miles away.
46:36
46:36 I'll take your [music] pain.
46:38
46:38 >> I'll take your pain.
46:40
46:40 >> You take my shame.
46:43
46:43 We're not [music] perfect,
46:46
46:46 but we're not afraid.
46:51
46:51 [music]
46:51
46:51 >> All right. There you go, buddy.
46:53
46:53 >> No, buddy.
46:54
46:54 >> All right. What' you think?
46:55
46:55 >> That was It was pretty good. I enjoyed
46:58
46:58 that one a lot. [laughter] Another good
46:59
46:59 one, right?
47:00
47:00 >> Yeah, another banger, man.
47:02
47:02 >> Add it to the list of bangers on there.
47:04
47:04 Sorry for the late life radio. Uh you
47:06
47:06 can listen to that song in its entirety
47:07
47:07 again if you want to. Yeah, that's a
47:09
47:09 good one. I [ __ ] enjoyed that. So,
47:10
47:10 was that a a viewer suggestion?
47:12
47:12 >> Yeah. Yeah, there there was there was
47:14
47:14 some uh um uh
47:16
47:16 >> collaboration. You say it. There was
47:17
47:17 some collaboration involved in that one,
47:19
47:19 but not a bad way, I would say, to start
47:20
47:20 off the brand new year.
47:22
47:22 >> Yeah, man. Yeah, I feel that. I felt
47:24
47:24 felt [ __ ] felt good. I feel good
47:27
47:27 about listening to that. I'm going to
47:28
47:28 listen to that one again when I go to
47:29
47:29 sleep. So,
47:30
47:30 >> I mean, I don't know what year we're in,
47:31
47:31 but Sean, I just want to say once again,
47:34
47:34 we should just rename this as the year
47:36
47:36 of the goat.
47:37
47:37 >> Just saying, [laughter] Sean. Just
47:38
47:38 saying. In honor of you.
47:41
47:41 >> Oh, thank you, buddy.
47:42
47:42 >> 2026. Here we go, baby.
47:44
47:44 >> Uh, let's continue on our quest, my
47:47
47:47 dude. New year, new whatifs. We'll just
47:49
47:49 run through this one real quick. I only
47:50
47:50 got three of them for you. You know,
47:52
47:52 this is how we this how we pay the
47:53
47:53 bills. This is how we get the clicks,
47:54
47:54 you know. Uh, so Joshua, I got three.
47:57
47:57 >> Let's have some fun [laughter] with the
47:59
47:59 clicks here. Let's see.
48:00
48:00 >> Let's have some fun with the clicks. I'm
48:03
48:03 bringing it up right now. Here we go,
48:04
48:04 buddy. This is your first would you
48:07
48:07 rather or what if question. This is a
48:08
48:08 would you rather question.
48:10
48:10 >> Okay,
48:10
48:10 >> so Joshua, would you rather your phone
48:13
48:13 autocorrect happy new year to happy new
48:17
48:17 year, coward, or autocorrect I'm on my
48:21
48:21 way to I'm still in bed? Which one would
48:24
48:24 you rather have, buddy?
48:25
48:25 >> I like the first one.
48:26
48:26 >> The first one? [laughter]
48:28
48:28 >> Yeah.
48:29
48:29 >> Yeah. That's like
48:30
48:30 >> Instead of it saying happy new year, you
48:31
48:31 wanted to say happy new year you coward.
48:34
48:34 [laughter]
48:34
48:34 >> Yeah, that's that's awesome. I mean, cuz
48:37
48:37 I figured if if you send somebody that
48:40
48:40 and like you know how people just don't
48:41
48:41 respond to you over text,
48:43
48:43 >> right? [laughter] Like like I feel like
48:45
48:45 that's a that's a guaranteed like you're
48:48
48:48 going to get a reply back. So that one's
48:50
48:50 perfect. [laughter] All right.
48:51
48:51 >> Somebody should use, you know, matter of
48:53
48:53 fact, use that tomorrow if you're
48:55
48:55 listening to this. Use that tomorrow on
48:57
48:57 somebody
48:58
48:58 >> and see if they reply. Send it to
49:00
49:00 somebody who never replies to you right
49:02
49:02 away and send it to them and see if they
49:04
49:04 reply back. [laughter]
49:05
49:05 >> Yeah.
49:06
49:06 >> If you get in trouble for, don't blame
49:07
49:07 me. I mean, this is Yeah, we're just
49:09
49:09 having fun with this [ __ ] Don't blame
49:10
49:10 me for breaking up your relationship or
49:12
49:12 friendship or know your grandma hates
49:14
49:14 you or some [ __ ] Um, just [laughter]
49:16
49:16 like, you know,
49:19
49:19 >> tried. Let me know.
49:22
49:22 >> This one is a uh a what if question.
49:25
49:25 [clears throat and cough]
49:26
49:26 Joshua, what if you had to pick the 2026
49:30
49:30 mascot that follows you around? For
49:33
49:33 example, would you pick a goose,
49:35
49:35 raccoon, tiny horse, etc. So, if you had
49:37
49:37 to pick the 2026 mascot, buddy, I think
49:40
49:40 I already know who who would be because
49:42
49:42 you raised a little statue of it
49:43
49:43 earlier, but who would you pick?
49:45
49:45 [laughter]
49:47
49:47 >> Little Beria, little goat, you know.
49:49
49:49 >> Little media. Yeah, buddy. Video, little
49:51
49:51 beer, [laughter] little little taco. You
49:53
49:53 know, make use of it when I'm done. You
49:55
49:55 know, I'm good and done with you.
49:57
49:57 [laughter]
49:58
49:58 >> That's how you end 2026.
50:01
50:01 >> You sacrificed your friend of the year.
50:03
50:03 [laughter] You
50:04
50:04 >> followed me a little too long, buddy.
50:06
50:06 It's time for you to go.
50:07
50:07 >> Yeah.
50:08
50:08 >> Oh, man. Okay. Let's Let's go with the
50:10
50:10 goat, man. Let's just go with the goat.
50:12
50:12 [laughter]
50:13
50:13 >> I'm gonna go raccoon on this one, by the
50:15
50:15 way. I love raccoons. Trash pandas. I'm
50:16
50:16 all for it. So Joshua, last one. Would
50:20
50:20 you rather have to announce your New
50:22
50:22 Year's Sorry. Would you rather have to
50:26
50:26 announce your resolution to everyone you
50:28
50:28 meet for a month or have your resolution
50:31
50:31 be assigned by a stranger in a grocery
50:33
50:33 store? [clears throat]
50:36
50:36 >> Okay. Now, now do I get to pick the
50:38
50:38 grocery store I go into? Yeah.
50:39
50:39 >> Because if I'm in like a Staff of Life
50:41
50:41 or something, they're probably going to
50:42
50:42 be like, "Oh, you know, work out more."
50:44
50:44 You know, but if I go into like a
50:46
50:46 grocery outlet or some [ __ ] No, no, I'm
50:48
50:48 not knocking on grocery outlet. All
50:49
50:49 right. [laughter] Just sorry. Just
50:51
50:51 saying.
50:51
50:51 >> Yeah. What would they say in that
50:53
50:53 grocery outlet? Huh?
50:53
50:53 >> A [ __ ] Whole Foods. You know what I
50:55
50:55 like if I pick like a Costco? Like if I
50:57
50:57 get to go and like pick the place
51:00
51:00 >> maybe, you know what I'm saying? Like a
51:03
51:03 99 cent store. Like what what you know
51:05
51:05 what are they going to give me as my New
51:07
51:07 Year's resolution?
51:08
51:08 >> You know, um
51:09
51:09 >> I like I like the the chaos of it, you
51:11
51:11 know? I would I would probably choose
51:13
51:13 letting a stranger pick it out because
51:14
51:14 like I like the chaos like you know like
51:16
51:16 just be a little
51:17
51:17 >> But here's the thing. I I would need the
51:19
51:19 stranger to like I'd have to give him my
51:21
51:21 phone number. There'd be follow-up. See,
51:22
51:22 this is the problem. [laughter] You
51:24
51:24 know, like
51:24
51:24 >> 3 months down the line, hey, did you uh
51:27
51:27 did you kill like turtles like I told
51:29
51:29 you to? [laughter]
51:30
51:30 >> This is why where I shop would be
51:32
51:32 important because who knows what they're
51:33
51:33 going to ask of you. You know what I
51:35
51:35 mean? Like you got to [ __ ] buy a
51:37
51:37 pinata every month and [ __ ] beat it
51:39
51:39 up and [laughter] get your anger
51:40
51:40 management and [ __ ] You know what I
51:41
51:41 mean? Like you got to
51:42
51:42 >> that's your resolution. Yeah. Yeah.
51:43
51:43 >> You just kind of Yeah. You have to kind
51:45
51:45 of be careful like where you do this at.
51:47
51:47 But I I would totally do pick a
51:49
51:49 stranger.
51:50
51:50 >> Um and hopefully they steer me down the
51:53
51:53 right path.
51:54
51:54 >> Hope for the best, you know. Hope for
51:56
51:56 the best.
51:57
51:57 >> Yeah. Yeah. Because it could get weird
51:59
51:59 real quick if you pick the wrong person,
52:01
52:01 let me tell you. [laughter] But it'd be
52:02
52:02 fun. It would be fun.
52:04
52:04 >> I'm with you. There you go, buddy. Those
52:06
52:06 are your Those are our New Year's
52:07
52:07 whatifs, you know, plot twist editions.
52:10
52:10 So, uh, that was good. That was fun.
52:12
52:12 That was a fun one.
52:13
52:13 >> We love those. All right, so should we
52:14
52:14 wrap it up here real quick?
52:15
52:15 >> Let's Yeah, let's start wrapping it up,
52:17
52:17 buddy. What's this last topic you got
52:18
52:18 here? Lights.
52:18
52:18 >> Okay, I'm ready. We'll jam through this.
52:19
52:19 >> Get cozy.
52:20
52:20 >> Yeah, let's get cozy real quick. Uh, so,
52:23
52:23 you know, this could have gotten longer,
52:24
52:24 but you know, why not? Let's just
52:25
52:25 [ __ ] have some real quick fun with
52:27
52:27 this. So,
52:27
52:27 >> I know I took a lot of time out of the
52:28
52:28 day. I'm sorry.
52:29
52:29 >> No, no, it's okay. It's okay, man,
52:31
52:31 because we all need to learn about
52:32
52:32 Disney. Most a lot of people have not
52:34
52:34 been to Disney in in forever, you know,
52:36
52:36 maybe since they were a kid. So, it's
52:38
52:38 it's nice to see adults go there and let
52:40
52:40 you know us other adults know what it's
52:42
52:42 all about again. I guess
52:44
52:44 >> [laughter]
52:44
52:44 >> um
52:44
52:44 >> I guess like I don't [ __ ] know, man.
52:47
52:47 I just sat through 45 minutes of that
52:49
52:49 [ __ ] I don't [laughter]
52:51
52:51 >> Disney [ __ ] Um yeah. All right. So,
52:53
52:53 Lights, Camera, Let's Get Cozy. So, this
52:55
52:55 year there's a bunch of new movies
52:58
52:58 coming out and and there's a bunch of
52:59
52:59 shows coming out and I thought I'd just
53:01
53:01 ramble off a few. if you're, you know,
53:03
53:03 you're you're getting under the lights,
53:04
53:04 you you're pulling your camera, you're
53:06
53:06 getting cozy with these things, or
53:07
53:07 you're just you're pretty much done with
53:08
53:08 these [ __ ] these shows. Um, so
53:11
53:11 recently, uh, me and my girlfriend
53:12
53:12 started watching the HBO show, It
53:15
53:15 Welcome to Dairy. Have you seen this
53:17
53:17 [ __ ] yet? Have you seen this?
53:18
53:18 >> No. Why would I watch this? It's [ __ ]
53:20
53:20 scary [ __ ] I'm not going to watch a
53:21
53:21 scary show. [ __ ] that. If you if you
53:24
53:24 haven't I know it's not a new 2020 this
53:26
53:26 year uh a show, but if you haven't
53:28
53:28 watched it yet and you got HBO and
53:30
53:30 you're one of those people that [ __ ]
53:31
53:31 is lives your subscriptions kind of like
53:34
53:34 I am right now. Um it's all I watch is
53:37
53:37 movies. Uh but it's actually a really
53:39
53:39 good show. Very [ __ ] creepy. So if
53:41
53:41 you want to just scare the [ __ ] out of
53:42
53:42 somebody or or you like scary [ __ ] I
53:45
53:45 highly recommend it. Um check it out.
53:47
53:47 >> All right. So Sean's not into that one.
53:49
53:49 How about the um are you looking forward
53:51
53:51 to the uh the new uh Super Mario Galaxy
53:55
53:55 movie that's coming out this year?
53:57
53:57 >> Um yeah, honestly, yeah, low key, yes,
53:59
53:59 for sure. Cuz I thought the first Super
54:01
54:01 Mario movie was pretty good. Like an
54:03
54:03 unexpected hit, which is why obviously
54:05
54:05 they're making a sequel to it, but yeah,
54:06
54:06 I thought it was good, you know. So
54:08
54:08 yeah, I'm looking forward to that one.
54:10
54:10 Have you seen the first one, Joshua?
54:11
54:11 I've, you know, I've, dude, like if you
54:14
54:14 could burn out a disc like you used to
54:16
54:16 back in the day, you know, like just
54:17
54:17 rewatching a movie over and over and
54:20
54:20 over and over again. I've seen this so
54:22
54:22 many [ __ ] Dude, the Mario movie is
54:24
54:24 actually really really cool. So, if you
54:26
54:26 haven't seen the the first one, watch
54:28
54:28 it. And yeah, I'm I'm the same. I'm I'm
54:30
54:30 looking forward to
54:30
54:30 >> Do you have it on DVD, buddy? Do you
54:32
54:32 have it on DVD?
54:33
54:33 >> No, I bought it I bought it on, you
54:35
54:35 know, this one of the streaming services
54:36
54:36 that I have.
54:37
54:37 >> So, it wasn't it wasn't good enough for
54:38
54:38 you to own in your DVD collection.
54:40
54:40 Joshua has an extensive DVD collection
54:42
54:42 by the way, everybody. Uh, so it wasn't
54:44
54:44 good enough for you to to have it in
54:45
54:45 that DVD collection,
54:46
54:46 >> like a hard physical copy. No, because
54:48
54:48 it came out later when I already
54:49
54:49 started, like I was converted. I feel
54:51
54:51 like there's there was a conversion
54:52
54:52 process for me that had happened um to
54:55
54:55 go digital because I just ran out of
54:57
54:57 shelf space and it's just yeah, physical
54:59
54:59 copies. I have enough physical copies of
55:01
55:01 of movies I don't need anymore.
55:04
55:04 [laughter] Um, and I would always buy
55:05
55:05 like the hard case, you know, the
55:07
55:07 special edition like you could stop.
55:08
55:08 >> Yeah. The metal cases and [ __ ] Yeah.
55:11
55:11 >> Yeah. So, I was that guy spending like
55:13
55:13 $40 on a on a metal case that's now just
55:16
55:16 under a [ __ ] bed somewhere in my
55:17
55:17 house. It's stupid. Um,
55:19
55:19 >> obsolete.
55:20
55:20 >> Yeah.
55:20
55:20 >> Yeah. Just Just Okay. Um, how about are
55:23
55:23 you all caught up with the Stranger
55:25
55:25 Things?
55:25
55:25 >> Oh, I am, buddy. I am caught up with
55:27
55:27 Stranger Things uh up until I mean I
55:29
55:29 guess once this episode comes out the
55:30
55:30 show would be over and I will just say
55:32
55:32 my feelings on it right now. Uh was not
55:35
55:35 worth the hype already. I'll tell you
55:37
55:37 right now this is Shawn of the Past
55:40
55:40 predicting the future. Uh there's going
55:42
55:42 to be a lot of complaints. Uh there's no
55:43
55:43 way in hell that they can wrap up a
55:44
55:44 story line that long in the span of two
55:47
55:47 hours. And it was as it sounds a
55:50
55:50 mediocre ending to a show that lasted a
55:53
55:53 little bit too long. So that's that's my
55:54
55:54 take on it. Take that for what you will,
55:56
55:56 buddy. How about How about you? How you
55:57
55:57 feeling?
55:58
55:58 >> I mean, me and my girlfriend rewatched
55:59
55:59 the whole thing. Still loving it. Still
56:01
56:01 digging it. Can't wait to see what
56:02
56:02 happens. Um, and I guess if we have to
56:05
56:05 do a follow-up on it, then we will, but
56:07
56:07 I I will probably rewatch it again. It
56:10
56:10 it for me, it was a it was a breath of
56:12
56:12 fresh air for a show needed for a long
56:15
56:15 time. It just kind of sucks that
56:16
56:16 everything happened through like, you
56:18
56:18 know, co, you know, a lot it slowed a
56:20
56:20 lot of stuff down like filming and drag
56:22
56:22 stuff out. So, that is what that is.
56:25
56:25 But, um, I think a show like that was
56:26
56:26 long overdue and it was it was nice to
56:28
56:28 see and and, uh, I'm going to be bummed
56:30
56:30 when it's over, even though it's like
56:31
56:31 crazy hyped up right now and it is what
56:33
56:33 it is. Um, Sean, I I this is probably
56:37
56:37 one of my favorites right here. And this
56:39
56:39 is also a show.
56:41
56:41 >> It's on a subscriptionbased platform, so
56:44
56:44 you may not be able to see this or not.
56:46
56:46 >> Um, [laughter]
56:50
56:50 I never played the game. I don't know if
56:51
56:51 I just said that right now, but I did
56:52
56:52 not play the video game. But Sean, have
56:54
56:54 you seen the show Fallout?
56:56
56:56 >> I have not. Uh, but I do want to watch
56:58
56:58 it. So, this is one of the shows that I
56:60
56:60 I am going to watch eventually. Uh, cuz
57:02
57:02 I know they're just they just put out
57:03
57:03 season 2 or they like season 2 is just
57:05
57:05 starting or something something like
57:06
57:06 that. Uh, but yes, I've heard great
57:08
57:08 things and I heard they stick really
57:09
57:09 close to the game uh as far as like uh
57:12
57:12 like costumeuming and stuff like that.
57:14
57:14 So, I'm I'm pretty excited because I did
57:17
57:17 play the Fallout series of games and I
57:18
57:18 still play the Fallout series of games.
57:20
57:20 Uh, so yes, I'm I'm very excited. Did
57:22
57:22 you watch the show already, Josh? What?
57:24
57:24 Have you
57:24
57:24 >> Okay, so I have not only watched the
57:26
57:26 show.
57:27
57:27 >> I, you know, I didn't do it tonight, but
57:30
57:30 pretty soon I'm going to have a little
57:31
57:31 bit of the show inside my body. I'm
57:34
57:34 going to consume, I'm literally going to
57:36
57:36 consume
57:37
57:37 >> some of the show inside my body.
57:39
57:39 [snorts]
57:40
57:40 >> And let me show you how this is even
57:42
57:42 possible. So, I took I took a trip to
57:45
57:45 one of our local [ __ ] I only shop at
57:47
57:47 what, Target? three places.
57:50
57:50 >> Um, [laughter]
57:51
57:51 where else do I go? Best Buy. Um,
57:54
57:54 Target.
57:54
57:54 >> Yeah. GameStop. Yeah. Let me go. Okay.
57:56
57:56 So, I happened to walk into one of the
57:60
58:00 local Costos
58:02
58:02 >> and because I just couldn't [ __ ]
58:05
58:05 resist, man. And I love the show so
58:07
58:07 much.
58:07
58:07 >> So scared right now.
58:08
58:08 >> They came out with this right here,
58:10
58:10 Sean. Check this [ __ ] out. Let me get
58:12
58:12 rid of this [ __ ] chat with this
58:13
58:13 section. Check this out, buddy.
58:16
58:16 >> What the hell? Okay, so this is a
58:17
58:17 Fallout themed Jones Soda. So if people
58:20
58:20 are listening to this on the East Coast
58:22
58:22 or across the pond, uh Jones Soda is a
58:25
58:25 very popular soda company here uh in the
58:28
58:28 States, at least as far as West Coast
58:30
58:30 goes. Uh so it looks like they came out
58:32
58:32 with a flavor pack. I can't read the
58:34
58:34 flavors, buddy. So what are the flavors?
58:35
58:35 >> Okay, so I'm going to break it down for
58:36
58:36 you. So okay, here is the pack right
58:39
58:39 here. And they have three different
58:41
58:41 flavors in here. You got
58:44
58:44 sunset sasparilla.
58:46
58:46 >> Oh, okay. That sounds
58:48
58:48 >> sasparilla.
58:49
58:49 >> Good. Yeah.
58:50
58:50 >> You have a uh a nuke. What was it
58:53
58:53 called? Na grape cola.
58:56
58:56 >> Okay.
58:56
58:56 >> Grape cola.
58:57
58:57 >> Okay. Grape cola. And then you also have
58:60
58:60 a quantum
59:04
59:04 >> cola.
59:04
59:04 >> Just quantum cola. All right. No
59:06
59:06 description on that one. It's just
59:08
59:08 flavor. Quantum uh berry lemonade soda.
59:12
59:12 >> Oh, that sounds divine. That one I think
59:14
59:14 that's probably going to be the best
59:15
59:15 one.
59:16
59:16 >> And get this, dude. It doesn't only come
59:18
59:18 with the drink. They give you this
59:20
59:20 little [ __ ] bag right here. There's a
59:22
59:22 little bag.
59:23
59:23 >> A little treasure bag, right? It's not
59:25
59:25 just the sodas, dude. They give you
59:27
59:27 >> They give you the caps. And underneath
59:29
59:29 the caps, there's QR codes.
59:31
59:31 >> Uhhuh.
59:31
59:31 >> Underneath every one of these caps.
59:34
59:34 >> So, a cap for each one. A QR code for
59:36
59:36 each one.
59:37
59:37 >> Okay. Again, I'm showing them all off.
59:39
59:39 It's kind of silly, but each one has a
59:41
59:41 cure code and they give you
59:44
59:44 a big ass
59:46
59:46 >> Oh, like
59:47
59:47 >> bottle opener.
59:48
59:48 >> Okay. Bottle opener. So, wait, what does
59:50
59:50 the QR code do? What
59:52
59:52 >> I have not scanned the QR codes. I don't
59:54
59:54 I don't know where they sent you or what
59:55
59:55 they
59:56
59:56 >> Well, the if somebody's still watching
59:57
59:57 to this point and they didn't leave from
59:59
59:59 the [ __ ] Disney [ __ ] uh, you can
60:02
60:02 scan that QR code and let Joshua know
60:03
60:03 what the [ __ ] happens, [laughter]
60:05
60:05 >> dude. It's so [ __ ] cool though, dude.
60:07
60:07 Like I love it when they come out with
60:08
60:08 like memorabilia and stuff like this for
60:10
60:10 shows or whatever. If they came out with
60:11
60:11 the Stranger Things one, I probably
60:13
60:13 would get the same thing. But um I
60:14
60:14 haven't tried them yet.
60:15
60:15 >> Target. They had a bunch of [ __ ]
60:17
60:17 Stranger Things [ __ ] inside the Targets
60:18
60:18 this year.
60:19
60:19 >> I know, but they didn't have [ __ ] the
60:20
60:20 sodas like that, man. I don't think that
60:22
60:22 they did. I saw like Funkos and other
60:24
60:24 stuff and like figurines or whatever,
60:25
60:25 but I didn't see like So when I went to
60:26
60:26 that Costco and I saw I was like, "Dude,
60:28
60:28 I have to." And apparently um within
60:30
60:30 Fallout there's a whole thing maybe in
60:32
60:32 the games or something about sodas in
60:34
60:34 the game. I don't know if they're like
60:36
60:36 little
60:36
60:36 >> mechanic. Yeah.
60:37
60:37 >> Okay. So, there you go. So, that's a
60:40
60:40 [ __ ] thing because I never seen
60:41
60:41 >> So, you got to play the [ __ ] games,
60:42
60:42 bro. You gota [ __ ] You got to play
60:44
60:44 Fallout.
60:46
60:46 >> Apparently, I do. But, um I mean, I
60:48
60:48 don't know if that my fun find,
60:50
60:50 >> but
60:51
60:51 >> sure. I'll make your fun find if you
60:52
60:52 want to, but is that what you want your
60:54
60:54 fun find to be?
60:55
60:55 >> I mean, that that could totally be my
60:56
60:56 fun find. There you go, everybody. That
60:58
60:58 is my Costco fun find for this episode
61:00
61:00 right here.
61:01
61:01 >> [ __ ] beautiful. I'll save I'll save
61:02
61:02 my actual fun findiness for the next uh
61:04
61:04 episode uh 116. I'll save that for next
61:07
61:07 week. But yeah,
61:08
61:08 >> cool, man. Hey, I'm excited for that. I
61:10
61:10 also think that we're going to make you
61:11
61:11 playing Fallout a supplemental uh
61:13
61:13 because one, I don't have to do anything
61:15
61:15 except to watch you play Fallout and
61:17
61:17 that would make me very happy. So, I
61:20
61:20 think we're going to do that.
61:21
61:21 >> I'm down. [laughter]
61:22
61:22 >> We'll do that for this year, everybody.
61:24
61:24 >> Uh but since you showed off your fun
61:26
61:26 find, buddy, let me show off my fun
61:28
61:28 find. Uh it'll be a quick one because I
61:30
61:30 only have one of them. Uh, but Joshua,
61:32
61:32 like I alluded to earlier, guess what I
61:34
61:34 have right here? It's it's a few weeks
61:37
61:37 old, but but you know, here on this
61:39
61:39 podcast, we don't judge. You know, we
61:41
61:41 listen and we don't judge. I'm going to
61:43
61:43 take it out right now. Sorry for all the
61:44
61:44 noise, Mia. I apologize. Um, I just
61:47
61:47 ruined his head, but it's okay cuz he's
61:49
61:49 right here. Look at him. This is the
61:50
61:50 gingerbread cookie. He's beautiful. I
61:52
61:52 ruined his little ear right now by
61:53
61:53 pulling him out. Uh, but on the back of
61:55
61:55 him, he has has a little piece of
61:56
61:56 chocolate, a little piece of white
61:58
61:58 chocolate on there. I'm just going to go
61:59
61:59 and take a take a big old bite of this
62:00
62:00 like four-week old cookie. Here we go.
62:03
62:03 >> Does it hold up? Hell yeah. So [ __ ]
62:06
62:06 delicious. I'm [laughter] [ __ ]
62:07
62:07 >> just going to town with a mouthful of
62:10
62:10 cookie right now. [clears throat]
62:11
62:11 >> Hey, you know what? I I didn't hear a
62:13
62:13 crunch either, so that thing's probably
62:14
62:14 still nice and soft.
62:15
62:15 >> He's soft. He's a soft [ __ ]
62:17
62:17 Also, you also want to eat him from the
62:18
62:18 ears if you're a savage like I am.
62:20
62:20 Otherwise, you can eat his legs and be
62:22
62:22 nice.
62:22
62:22 >> But [snorts]
62:23
62:23 >> you don't go crotch first.
62:26
62:26 I mean, I could [laughter]
62:28
62:28 >> go crotch first. There you go. There you
62:30
62:30 go. That's how you eat a cookie.
62:32
62:32 >> Yeah.
62:34
62:34 >> Out.
62:35
62:35 >> Yeah.
62:35
62:35 >> There you go. That's my fun find,
62:37
62:37 everybody. Hey, happy new year.
62:39
62:39 >> Uh, let's do some uh lucky numbers,
62:42
62:42 buddy. A fortune. What do you got? What
62:43
62:43 do you want to end this episode?
62:44
62:44 >> Do we want to hit a fortune at this
62:46
62:46 point? Holy [ __ ] Like, we can
62:47
62:47 >> We have to. It's our stick. It's our
62:48
62:48 >> stick. All right, let's let's do it.
62:50
62:50 Let's do it.
62:51
62:51 >> All right. Open my mouth right now.
62:53
62:53 >> [ __ ] dude. I'm like screaming to the
62:55
62:55 mic, too. Sorry, buddy. All right, here
62:56
62:56 we go. We still got some of these
62:58
62:58 cookies left from Christmas last year.
62:60
62:60 So, let's try to get through these
63:01
63:01 things. Um, they are the from the
63:04
63:04 naughty dozen right here. Fortunes
63:06
63:06 against humanity. Find them on Amazon.
63:08
63:08 They're cool. You know, it could be fun
63:10
63:10 to do at a party or not. [laughter] Um,
63:14
63:14 >> go. Okay. Crack the cookie. Normally I
63:16
63:16 do it on screen, but you didn't see
63:17
63:17 that. Okay.
63:18
63:18 >> Here we go. Sean, are you ready for this
63:21
63:21 naughty
63:23
63:23 >> cookie? Yeah, I'm ready. Let me
63:25
63:25 >> It looks like you already put a naughty
63:26
63:26 cook in your mouth.
63:27
63:27 >> I did. I did. I just finished it, too.
63:29
63:29 It was a lot of chewing.
63:30
63:30 >> Dick first. Um, [laughter]
63:33
63:33 >> here we go. This is an old one. [ __ ]
63:35
63:35 It's from last year. These are these are
63:36
63:36 holiday ones. So, here you go,
63:37
63:37 everybody. Here is your naughty fortune.
63:40
63:40 Everyone knows Santa had a beard, but
63:44
63:44 did you know her name was Emily?
63:47
63:47 [laughter]
63:50
63:50 That's nice. I like that one. That's
63:52
63:52 good.
63:53
63:53 >> [laughter]
63:53
63:53 >> I mean, there you go.
63:55
63:55 >> Oh, [ __ ]
63:56
63:56 >> There's your naughty fortune, everybody.
63:57
63:57 A little late for Christmas, but there
63:58
63:58 you go. They're supposed to be fun.
64:00
64:00 >> That's fun. Here are your seven lucky
64:02
64:02 numbers, everybody. Feel free to use
64:03
64:03 them for whatever nefarious reasons you
64:05
64:05 would like. Uh, they are as followed. 2
64:07
64:07 8 14 15 26 42 and 44. Once again, your
64:11
64:11 seven lucky numbers are 2, 8, 14, 15,
64:14
64:14 26, 42, and 44. Buddy, we've did it. We
64:18
64:18 came to the end of this first year's
64:21
64:21 episode number 115, my guy. And like I
64:24
64:24 end every episode with you, buddy. A lot
64:27
64:27 of hype, a lot of pressure.
64:30
64:30 This is Joshua's closing monologue for
64:32
64:32 the week, everybody. This is the last
64:34
64:34 thing Joshua will say to you this week.
64:37
64:37 >> Joshua, the stage is yours.
64:40
64:40 >> Jesus. I mean, I after this whole Disney
64:43
64:43 episode, I think we should rename this
64:44
64:44 [ __ ] This is Sean's Disney episode.
64:46
64:46 Disney. [laughter]
64:48
64:48 >> Yeah, that's pretty much what happened
64:49
64:49 this whole episode. But um I don't know
64:51
64:51 what else to say everybody. I hope
64:52
64:52 everybody had a really good New Year's.
64:54
64:54 You had a good Christmas. The holidays
64:55
64:55 last year were super good to you. Um I
64:58
64:58 usually say uh family is important and
65:01
65:01 and what can I say? Sean's part of my
65:03
65:03 family. If you're listening, you're part
65:04
65:04 of my family, too. So, thank you for
65:06
65:06 listening. Thank you for watching
65:07
65:07 episode 115. We'll be here next week for
65:10
65:10 episode 116. And look forward to the AI
65:13
65:13 song. Check out the website. And um [ __ ]
65:17
65:17 Sean, that's really all I have to say
65:20
65:20 for this closing monologue.
65:21
65:21 >> All right. Hey, I'll take it. Short and
65:23
65:23 sweet and to the point. I appreciate
65:25
65:25 that, buddy. Like Joshua said, thank you
65:26
65:26 for watching. Thank you for listening.
65:27
65:27 We do really appreciate you. And if
65:29
65:29 you're new here, congratulations. You've
65:30
65:30 you've just met your two new best
65:32
65:32 friends. Uh Joshua, before we leave,
65:35
65:35 >> I'm not going to let you go, buddy. It's
65:37
65:37 a new year, a new start to these
65:38
65:38 beautiful puns that I got for you here.
65:40
65:40 Joshua, in honor of my travel session
65:42
65:42 this year or this episode, uh, here you
65:46
65:46 go, [clears throat]
65:48
65:48 Joshua. I tried to sue the airline for
65:51
65:51 losing my luggage,
65:53
65:53 but I lost the case.
65:56
65:56 Ladies and gentlemen, I will see I will
65:58
65:58 see you. Maybe I will see you. Maybe
65:60
65:60 Joshua will see we'll see you next week.
66:03
66:03 Deuces.
66:27
66:27 My leg
66:29
66:29 sneaky.
66:32
66:32 >> Well, it is colder you're at. Was it a
66:33
66:33 little
66:33
66:33 >> I know it's cold
66:34
66:34 >> outside and just like
66:36
66:36 >> it was outside earlier. Yeah, but I
66:37
66:37 think it's just frozen there. So, I
66:39
66:39 mean, it is 36° right now. So,
66:43
66:43 >> yeah, 36. Is that the Was that the high
66:46
66:46 today?
66:46
66:46 >> That was That was the It wasn't the
66:48
66:48 high, but it was definitely close to it.
66:51
66:51 [laughter]
66:52
66:52 >> Do you have snow boots?
66:53
66:53 >> Do you have like waterproof boots? Like
66:56
66:56 snow boots?
66:56
66:56 >> Yeah, for sure. I have some nice ones,
66:58
66:58 too, that I got in uh uh [ __ ]
67:01
67:01 uh Levvenworth. They're like Canadian
67:03
67:03 made. They have like real fur in the
67:05
67:05 inside. It's nice. They're warm, too.
67:07
67:07 Oh, it's beautiful. Nice boots.
67:08
67:08 >> Yeah, I just uh I don't I mean, why
67:10
67:10 would I have snow boots on? [laughter]
67:12
67:12 >> Yeah, why would you?
67:14
67:14 >> I'm just at the beach just walking
67:16
67:16 through the sand just in [laughter] snow
67:17
67:17 boots just like in shorts [ __ ]
67:21
67:21 [laughter]
67:24
67:24 >> looking like that guy.
67:26
67:26 >> You would look like Adam Sandler in
67:29
67:29 Happy Gilmore.
67:30
67:30 >> Oh, yeah. Yeah. [laughter]
67:31
67:31 >> He's always just wearing those boots
67:33
67:33 with the tongue flapping around like
67:34
67:34 that. Yeah, they're be
