Sorry For The Delay | EP.117 | Barney Lights, Ticket Victory & The Million-Dollar Log
-WHAT’S IN OUR CUP-
Sean: Cutwater Lime Margarita (canned cocktail, double fisting by mid-episode)
Joshua: Knob Creek Bourbon Whiskey (aged 9 years)
-AI SONG OF THE WEEK-
AI Song Of The Week: “A Cup Full of Nonsense”
-CHAT WITH US-
• Meet Your Hosts
• $1 Million Log
• Touch By Euphemisms
-CHAPTERS-
0:00:00 Purple Lights, Barney Energy & Welcome To EP.117
0:04:07 What’s In Our Cup - Knob Creek Whiskey & Cutwater Lime Margarita
0:06:36 Speeding Ticket Follow-Up - Lawyer Win & “Pigs Will Be Pigs”
0:08:11 The 11-Miles-Over Question - Speed Traps, Cruise Control & “Research”
0:12:49 Meet Your Hosts - Villains, Bad Traits & Movie Theater Chaos
0:20:46 Meet Your Hosts - Jealousy, Warning Labels & Embarrassment Vs Rejection
0:28:54 Meet Your Hosts - Reading Phones, Privacy & Chat History Jokes
0:34:10 AI Song Of The Week "A Cup Full of Nonsense"
0:40:28 $1 Million Log - The Viral Burning Log, The Loop & Why It’s Back
0:47:04 Touch By Euphemisms - No-Fly Zones, Soft Launches & “Renewable Energy”
0:55:09 Fun Finds, Misfortune, Lucky Numbers & The Pig Joke Send-Off
-SOUND BITES-
• “I feel like I'm in Barney's studio. There's so much purple.” - Joshua, reporting live from the lavender dimension.
• “I literally feel like I'm Barney, like one of Barney's turds.” - Joshua, taking it too far instantly.
• “I poured myself a big old glass of whiskey.” - Joshua, abandoning the sober experiment.
• “I'm drinking the Cut Water, baby.” - Sean, returning to a classic staple.
• “My ticket is no longer a ticket. It was dismissed.” - Sean, victory lap with paperwork.
• “Do I test the limit of this 11 miles over the speed limit?” - Joshua, volunteering as tribute.
• “Pick a villain. People who are late, people who talk in the movie theaters, or people who don't return carts.” - Sean, setting the moral battlefield.
• “Can you imagine if theaters were like clubs where there was a bouncer and if you talked, they just put you in a headlock and just threw you out?” - Joshua, solving cinema forever.
• “This video has generated over a million dollars in revenue.” - Joshua, stunned by the burning log economy.
• “We're in a renewable energy partnership.” - Joshua, saying words that should require a permit.
-FORTUNE & FINDS-
Fortune: Take comfort in knowing the gifts you give were made by some of the world's most skilled children.
Lucky Numbers: 5, 6, 12, 19, 32, 39, 40
Fun Finds / Value Finds:
Sean: Alice In Wonderland Sketch Series Funko Pop - Mad Hatter (standard version), completing the set.
Joshua: R2-D2 build (details mysteriously withheld), plus the dramatic reveal on camera.
Transcript
00:00 Welcome to episode 117 of Sorry for the
00:03
00:03 Delay. I'm your editor, Mia. This week,
00:07
00:07 Shaun and Joshua talk traffic tickets
00:09
00:09 and the implications of new laws. We get
00:11
00:11 a new segment called Meet Your Hosts,
00:13
00:13 full of relationship fun questions and
00:15
00:15 euphemisms. Plus, thoughts on a viral
00:18
00:18 trend about a burning log and a showcase
00:20
00:20 of their fun finds. All that and more.
00:22
00:22 Enjoy the show.
00:24
00:24 >> Hello and welcome to another episode of
00:26
00:26 Sorry for the Delay. We are your hosts.
00:28
00:28 My name is Sean. This is Joshua. And
00:31
00:31 Joshua, this is episode 117.
00:35
00:35 117 episodes. That is a mouthful of
00:37
00:37 words I just spoke to you, buddy. But
00:39
00:39 like we do every week, how are you doing
00:41
00:41 this week, my guy?
00:43
00:43 >> No, Sean, thank you for asking. Um,
00:45
00:45 first off, I have to say I don't if
00:47
00:47 you're just listening to us, um, you
00:49
00:49 might want to slide over to YouTube
00:50
00:50 because I don't know who set my lights
00:51
00:51 up tonight, but I feel like I'm in
00:53
00:53 Barney's studio. There's so much purple.
00:57
00:57 >> I feel like he's going to come through
00:58
00:58 the door right now.
00:60
00:60 going to come to the door and uh ask if
01:02
01:02 you want to count apples or some [ __ ]
01:04
01:04 >> I literally feel like I'm Barney, like
01:06
01:06 one of Barney's turds. I'm just sitting
01:08
01:08 inside his stomach right now as a turd
01:10
01:10 just waiting to be flushed out.
01:13
01:13 >> He's already consumed you.
01:14
01:14 >> Man, it's I mean to be fair though,
01:17
01:17 purple really really goes well with you.
01:19
01:19 You look good in purple. I'll admit
01:20
01:20 that. You look nice. You look nice.
01:23
01:23 Yeah. Look at that.
01:23
01:23 >> You know, for for a man who doesn't wear
01:25
01:25 color at all, like I wear black all the
01:27
01:27 time. You might catch me in some green
01:29
01:29 or Yeah, like I'm totally Maybe I'm
01:31
01:31 color blind. Maybe that's what it is.
01:33
01:33 But I I Yeah,
01:34
01:34 >> that that would expand a lot to be
01:36
01:36 honest. It does really
01:38
01:38 >> I mean I don't know, man. Maybe maybe
01:39
01:39 purple does look good. Let me know.
01:41
01:41 You'd slide over. Yeah, check it out.
01:42
01:42 Maybe purple.
01:43
01:43 >> Yeah, head on over. Sorry for the delay
01:45
01:45 live and check out Joshua and his purple
01:47
01:47 Barney setup this week.
01:50
01:50 >> What the inside of Barney looks like,
01:52
01:52 everybody. Uh but yeah, Sean, uh thank
01:54
01:54 you for asking. I'm doing quite well.
01:56
01:56 I'm still coming off my high for my
01:58
01:58 vacation. I have not found another place
02:00
02:00 to take a cold plunge or a hot dip other
02:03
02:03 than the
02:04
02:04 >> You didn't do my idea.
02:05
02:05 >> You didn't do my idea I suggested to
02:06
02:06 you.
02:07
02:07 >> You know, put hot water in your first
02:09
02:09 bathroom and cold water in your second
02:11
02:11 bathroom. You don't want to go back and
02:12
02:12 forth in the nude. I'm feeling that one.
02:14
02:14 >> I'm in California and they track my
02:16
02:16 water like they [ __ ] It's like a
02:18
02:18 meter made going around. Like I can't
02:20
02:20 put more quarters in this [ __ ] thing,
02:23
02:23 you know? I can't put more quarters
02:26
02:26 in. buddy. Like, I got to watch my
02:28
02:28 water. If I fill up two bathtubs, that's
02:30
02:30 like a year's worth of like bills. I'm
02:33
02:33 going to have to sell a kidney to pay
02:35
02:35 that water bill off. It's
02:36
02:36 >> okay.
02:37
02:37 >> It's too much.
02:38
02:38 >> A simple suggestion then, if I could
02:40
02:40 make one here. Um, what if you rigged
02:43
02:43 your gutter system to capture your your
02:46
02:46 rainwater, if you will, and put it into
02:49
02:49 a bathtub? You know, just put it into an
02:51
02:51 extra bathtub and then you could use
02:52
02:52 that as your cold plunge, right? Yeah,
02:54
02:54 that could work. I mean, that that could
02:56
02:56 work. I I could see it being an
02:57
02:57 allnatural solution. Just capture what
02:60
02:60 comes from, you know, mother nature in
03:02
03:02 my bathtub.
03:03
03:03 >> Uh the only problem is the amount of
03:05
03:05 bird [ __ ] that's in my gutters might
03:07
03:07 cause
03:08
03:08 >> filter just filter.
03:10
03:10 >> Put it through a brida.
03:12
03:12 >> I would filter through a bridg
03:16
03:16 if I did that today. The next episode I
03:19
03:19 would come I'd be blind. My mouth would
03:21
03:21 be numb.
03:26
03:26 It just it would be a totally different
03:28
03:28 it'd be a totally different me, man. So,
03:29
03:29 I I don't know if I could pull that off,
03:31
03:31 but I I will put it in the sorry for the
03:34
03:34 delay uh um suggestion box on in my
03:37
03:37 studio
03:38
03:38 >> and uh me and Barney here will
03:41
03:41 >> figure it out if that's something that
03:43
03:43 that should be done. Uh but yeah. Yeah.
03:46
03:46 [ __ ] man. We're getting getting wild
03:48
03:48 there. I know we're getting um
03:50
03:50 >> Yeah. No, this is how we do it though.
03:51
03:51 Sorry,
03:51
03:51 >> I know it's it's what are we delaying
03:54
03:54 people for? You know, this is just this
03:56
03:56 is the top tier content that you can
03:57
03:57 expect from us. You know, your two
03:59
03:59 favorite best friends here. Uh but
04:01
04:01 buddy, you know what else alters the
04:03
04:03 state of mind and makes us different
04:04
04:04 people. Uh what is in your cup this
04:06
04:06 week, my dude?
04:07
04:07 >> Well, it's funny that you say that
04:09
04:09 because I thought tonight I should do a
04:12
04:12 2026
04:14
04:14 >> or today, tonight, depending on when you
04:15
04:15 listen to this. Um, I I should maybe try
04:18
04:18 one of these podcasts and just do like a
04:22
04:22 sober day. Just just just for once.
04:24
04:24 >> He's going sober. Wow.
04:28
04:28 >> This is a first. This is a first for
04:30
04:30 Joshua. I don't think you've ever not
04:31
04:31 had anything to drink
04:33
04:33 >> on this podcast. That's interesting.
04:34
04:34 >> No, it's true. But then I remembered who
04:36
04:36 my co-host was. And so I poured myself a
04:38
04:38 big old glass of whiskey and uh
04:41
04:41 >> You had me. You had me. You got me. You
04:44
04:44 got me. You son of a [ __ ] You got me.
04:46
04:46 So, uh, cheers to my co-host Sean. Thank
04:49
04:49 you for keeping me drinking. Thank you
04:50
04:50 for keeping me alive.
04:51
04:51 >> I'm the problem. And, uh,
04:53
04:53 >> yes, you're welcome. You're welcome,
04:54
04:54 everybody.
04:55
04:55 >> And if you're just listening, uh, thank
04:57
04:57 you for listening. Thank you for
04:58
04:58 watching. Slide over to YouTube. Uh, but
04:60
04:60 yeah, tonight or today, this morning,
05:02
05:02 [ __ ] it.
05:03
05:03 >> Yeah, whenever you're listening.
05:05
05:05 >> I'm I'm just sipping on some uh some
05:07
05:07 whiskey, man. Just some great Knob Creek
05:10
05:10 bourbon whiskey.
05:11
05:11 >> Knob Creek. That's his go-to. You're
05:13
05:13 welcome. That's a good one. aged for
05:15
05:15 nine years. Um, but yeah, dude, that's
05:17
05:17 what I'm sipping on. What do you want,
05:19
05:19 man? What?
05:19
05:19 >> Cheers, bud. Cheers.
05:20
05:20 >> What What do you got for me and the
05:23
05:23 audience? What are you sipping on
05:24
05:24 tonight?
05:24
05:24 >> I feel like we're kind of taking it back
05:26
05:26 to a classic staple of the Sorry for the
05:28
05:28 Lay podcast. You know, you're drinking
05:29
05:29 your whiskey. Uh, and I'm drinking
05:32
05:32 another podcast staple. Uh, before they
05:34
05:34 got all famous and Tik Tok worthy. Uh,
05:36
05:36 I'm drinking the Cut Water, baby.
05:37
05:37 Drinking the Cut Water Lime Margarita.
05:39
05:39 Joshua's least favorite of the
05:41
05:41 Cutwaters, by the way. Just fun fact
05:43
05:43 about that. Uh, I'm going to go ahead
05:44
05:44 and open it up and put it into my cup on
05:46
05:46 the side over here. But it's delicious.
05:47
05:47 I'm the [ __ ] who drinks cut
05:49
05:49 water without water. It's [ __ ] It's
05:51
05:51 amazing.
05:52
05:52 >> I think it's funny that you remembered
05:53
05:53 that. That was my least favorite.
05:56
05:56 >> That was my least favorite.
05:57
05:57 >> You hated the way it tasted.
05:59
05:59 >> I don't know why. I think it tastes
05:60
05:60 good. I think it tastes like an actual
06:02
06:02 lime margarita in a weird way.
06:05
06:05 >> That's what I'm drinking.
06:06
06:06 >> I I don't know. Yeah.
06:06
06:06 >> Cheers. Cheers everybody out there.
06:08
06:08 >> Cool. Cheers. Cheers.
06:10
06:10 >> Put that [ __ ] in my cup.
06:11
06:11 >> Hell yeah.
06:13
06:13 Oh, I'm getting the shakes
06:15
06:15 >> already. He's get he's getting the
06:17
06:17 shakes. Yeah. Hey, Sean. So, uh, before
06:19
06:19 we get into the chat with us section, is
06:21
06:21 there anything going on? Any I just have
06:23
06:23 to ask you. I know u cold up there where
06:26
06:26 you're at.
06:26
06:26 >> Joshua, how did you know I had something
06:28
06:28 to talk about? Because I do have
06:29
06:29 something to talk about. It's a
06:30
06:30 followup. Not having to do with the
06:32
06:32 weather or any of that [ __ ] cuz [ __ ]
06:33
06:33 that [ __ ] Nobody needs to hear about
06:34
06:34 how cold it is up here and [ __ ]
06:36
06:36 Hey, ladies and gentlemen, if you
06:38
06:38 weren't aware, uh there was a few
06:40
06:40 episodes back last year that I talked
06:42
06:42 about getting a speeding ticket. Joshua,
06:44
06:44 do you remember this? I talked about
06:45
06:45 getting tickets.
06:46
06:46 >> I do remember the speeding ticket cuz I
06:47
06:47 got a a failure to stop ticket. So,
06:50
06:50 >> I guess we matched.
06:51
06:51 >> Joshua and I had both had some run-ins
06:54
06:54 with the law cuz, you know, we were a
06:55
06:55 bunch of bad boys out here, you know. Uh
06:57
06:57 but Joshua, I finally have a conclusion
06:59
06:59 to my speeding ticket debacle. Um I
07:03
07:03 hired a lawyer. I sent them out to deal
07:05
07:05 with my ticket. And guess what, buddy?
07:08
07:08 My ticket is no longer a ticket. Uh, it
07:11
07:11 was dismissed. I didn't have to pay
07:13
07:13 anything to the local state government.
07:15
07:15 I paid $200 to the lawyer and he dealt
07:18
07:18 with everything. I am so happy. That
07:20
07:20 just goes to prove pigs will always be
07:22
07:22 pigs. So, just want to put that out
07:25
07:25 there into the ecosystem.
07:27
07:27 >> This This may sound super ignorant or
07:30
07:30 dumb of me. I didn't know you could
07:31
07:31 actually like hire a lawyer for
07:33
07:33 >> But you can hire a lawyer for
07:34
07:34 everything, man. For everything,
07:36
07:36 >> can you?
07:36
07:36 >> Yeah, of course. Yeah. You murdered
07:38
07:38 somebody, you can hire a lawyer for
07:39
07:39 that, man. It's just It's just part of
07:42
07:42 the American way, you know? Easy, easy
07:44
07:44 peasy.
07:45
07:45 >> Pretty. That is cool that you So, I
07:47
07:47 fought the law and I won. And Sean also
07:51
07:51 >> I hired someone to fight the law.
07:53
07:53 >> I didn't win on my own accord. I mean,
07:56
07:56 let's be hon we we're like a one for one
07:59
07:59 team when it comes
08:00
08:00 >> and I want to keep it that way. I know I
08:02
08:02 do not want to have to go through this
08:04
08:04 again. So, just please
08:06
08:06 >> I mean speaking of the law real quick
08:08
08:08 before again before we dive into all the
08:10
08:10 fun [ __ ]
08:11
08:11 >> Um,
08:12
08:12 >> so did you read this new I think it's a
08:14
08:14 new law. I don't know if it's just in
08:16
08:16 California or they're just going to
08:17
08:17 throw this around the whole United
08:18
08:18 States. If if you're going 11 miles over
08:21
08:21 the speed limit, I guess it's an
08:24
08:24 automatic speeding ticket. Like
08:26
08:26 >> 11 miles over
08:27
08:27 >> 11 miles per hour. Did I I don't know if
08:29
08:29 I misread this, but um I see it's weird
08:33
08:33 because I usually drive like five miles
08:35
08:35 over the speed limit.
08:35
08:35 >> Yeah, I feel like I'm 65. So, I always
08:38
08:38 go like,
08:39
08:39 >> so now I f I've found myself
08:42
08:42 >> when I'm on the road, I'm like, do I
08:44
08:44 test the do I test the limit of this 11
08:48
08:48 miles over the speed limit because
08:50
08:50 >> well, who's monitoring that? Like is are
08:52
08:52 there like like who's who's controlling
08:54
08:54 that? Is it still CHP or what? How does
08:56
08:56 that work?
08:57
08:57 >> Well, apparently they're supposed to set
08:58
08:58 up like speed traps, you know? That's
08:59
08:59 all we need is more monitoring, right?
09:01
09:01 We just need more cameras to be watching
09:04
09:04 us and [ __ ] We need more cameras. Um,
09:07
09:07 but apparent
09:10
09:10 and since we're talking about tickets
09:12
09:12 and and getting out of them, I don't
09:14
09:14 know if this would be a good year for me
09:15
09:15 to like test this 11 mile per hour, you
09:20
09:20 know? Uh,
09:21
09:21 >> so what what are you asking here? Do you
09:23
09:23 want to drive around 10 miles, no,
09:25
09:25 sorry, 11 miles over the speed limit
09:27
09:27 every day? Is that what you're asking?
09:29
09:29 What what's the goal here?
09:30
09:30 >> I here here we go. Like I could go ahead
09:32
09:32 and program the cruise control, you
09:34
09:34 know,
09:35
09:35 >> and maybe I just put it like at 9 over,
09:38
09:38 you know, or 11 and just see what
09:40
09:40 happens on purpose when I go past the
09:42
09:42 CHP.
09:43
09:43 >> And if they if the, you know, just if I
09:47
09:47 get a ticket, I'm saying it now. Maybe I
09:49
09:49 can get some of the listeners, some of
09:51
09:51 you watching, maybe if I get one, just
09:53
09:53 just because I'm I'm testing this for
09:54
09:54 all of us. This is what I'm saying. I'm
09:55
09:55 testing this for all of us.
09:57
09:57 >> Okay? If I get a ticket,
09:60
09:60 >> I just need to know I have your support
10:02
10:02 to help me pay this off. If I get
10:05
10:05 >> I don't even I don't understand why
10:07
10:07 you're even testing this the What are
10:09
10:09 you trying to prove from this test that
10:11
10:11 going 10 that going 11 miles over the
10:13
10:13 speed limit will get you a ticket? And
10:15
10:15 is that what you're trying to prove? Is
10:16
10:16 that the
10:17
10:17 >> If they're going to put it out there,
10:19
10:19 right?
10:19
10:19 >> I mean, why not why not test? So,
10:22
10:22 somebody's got to be the test subject,
10:23
10:23 right? Somebody has to eat the brownie
10:26
10:26 first.
10:27
10:27 I still don't understand. I still You
10:29
10:29 want to get a ticket for going over
10:32
10:32 what's the goal here?
10:34
10:34 >> This is for research purposes only, my
10:37
10:37 man. This is this is just
10:39
10:39 >> what reory
10:41
10:41 >> what theory. What are you trying to test
10:44
10:44 to see if
10:47
10:47 >> if this is this is a thing? Like if I
10:49
10:49 can get away with going like say nine
10:51
10:51 mile like you know set it on purpose you
10:54
10:54 know nine miles per hour over the speed
10:55
10:55 and he just like lets me fly and then
10:57
10:57 maybe I see the same car the next day in
10:59
10:59 the same spot and then I make I put it
11:01
11:01 to like 10 you know.
11:02
11:02 >> Oh are you trying Okay. So you're trying
11:04
11:04 to find if going just beneath 11 miles
11:08
11:08 hour will still get you a ticket. Is
11:10
11:10 that what the theory is?
11:11
11:11 >> Yeah. Yeah.
11:12
11:12 >> Okay. Okay. That makes more sense. Okay.
11:15
11:15 Cuz you were not clear at all in what
11:17
11:17 was going on. So, you want to test if
11:20
11:20 driving below 11 miles an hour over the
11:24
11:24 speed limit will still get you a ticket.
11:26
11:26 Is so that is the what you want.
11:28
11:28 >> Thank you for clarifying. Thank you. Uh
11:30
11:30 I think maybe that's Yeah, thank you,
11:32
11:32 Sean. That's probably what I'm trying to
11:33
11:33 get at you.
11:34
11:34 >> Okay, with that being said, I will I I
11:36
11:36 have your back on this cuz I would like
11:38
11:38 to know as well like can you drive 10
11:40
11:40 miles over and not get a ticket after
11:42
11:42 this law has been implemented? That's a
11:44
11:44 great question. It's a great question.
11:46
11:46 So yeah, I would like I like for you to
11:47
11:47 try,
11:48
11:48 >> but I need the support. I'm not going to
11:50
11:50 try this unless I have the support from
11:52
11:52 you, Sean, and maybe that lawyer if you
11:54
11:54 want to pass me this number after the
11:55
11:55 podcast. I might I might need that.
11:57
11:57 >> Hey, listen. I know a guy now.
11:60
11:60 >> Okay.
12:02
12:02 Well, that was just my thing about
12:03
12:03 traffic and cops, and I'm just like,
12:05
12:05 "Holy shit." Um,
12:06
12:06 >> it's interesting. Uh, to answer your
12:08
12:08 question to start that, no, I have not
12:10
12:10 heard that law over here. So, there's
12:12
12:12 that.
12:13
12:13 >> Okay. Do you guys have speed traps up
12:14
12:14 there real quick?
12:15
12:15 >> Uh we do actually. There's actually one
12:17
12:17 in front of uh our complex here because
12:19
12:19 uh there's a school zone and people
12:20
12:20 speed have sped right through that. So
12:23
12:23 they put up uh speed traps right there
12:24
12:24 which is kind of nice. Slows down
12:26
12:26 traffic.
12:27
12:27 >> So
12:27
12:27 >> Okay.
12:28
12:28 >> Mhm.
12:29
12:29 >> Okay. Cool. All right. There you go.
12:31
12:31 That is my random fun whatever the [ __ ]
12:33
12:33 you want to call that. Um should we move
12:34
12:34 forward? Should we move on to the uh the
12:36
12:36 meat and potatoes or whatever?
12:38
12:38 >> Let's get uh let's get to the meat and
12:39
12:39 potatoes. The fillet. The fillet. Munan.
12:41
12:41 Munan. Minan, Mñana,
12:43
12:43 >> whatever, man.
12:44
12:44 >> Whatever, bro.
12:45
12:45 >> French. I'm not.
12:49
12:49 >> All right. Here we go. Here at the chat
12:50
12:50 with this topics. These are the topics
12:51
12:51 that we're going to be covering this
12:52
12:52 week. Uh, in all their in all of their
12:54
12:54 entirety, as I can speak. Thank you,
12:56
12:56 Cutwater. Uh, the first one is meet your
12:59
12:59 host.
13:00
13:00 >> Okay.
13:01
13:01 >> The second one is $1 million log.
13:05
13:05 God. Okay. And the third one is touch by
13:09
13:09 euphemisms. I think I got that word. I
13:11
13:11 think I nailed it.
13:12
13:12 >> Touch by a
13:13
13:13 >> Oh, touch by a euphemism.
13:16
13:16 >> Yeah,
13:16
13:16 >> euphemism.
13:18
13:18 >> Eupheism.
13:18
13:18 >> Touch by a euphemism.
13:20
13:20 >> Eup.
13:21
13:21 >> I still [ __ ] it up. Practiced and
13:23
13:23 still [ __ ] it up. Oh well, whatever.
13:25
13:25 >> Grammar is not the strongest suit for
13:27
13:27 either of us.
13:30
13:30 >> Neither is reading aloud or describing
13:32
13:32 flavors.
13:34
13:34 >> Well, Sean,
13:35
13:35 >> yes. Let's hit let's hit this one. This
13:37
13:37 one is called Meet Your Host. Uh, I
13:39
13:39 wanted to do I I was just feeling
13:41
13:41 inspired, buddy. I was feeling inspired
13:43
13:43 by what you did last week where you
13:45
13:45 pulled out some cards and you named some
13:47
13:47 numbers and you had me guess some things
13:49
13:49 because I feel like on this podcast we
13:52
13:52 we don't really talk about who we are
13:55
13:55 and our like experiences and our our our
13:58
13:58 kind of things like you know what makes
13:60
13:60 us us, you know, like people people just
14:02
14:02 kind of listen to us to just hear us,
14:04
14:04 you know. So, let's give the people a
14:06
14:06 little bit more insight into who we are.
14:09
14:09 So, buddy, I'm going to ask you a series
14:10
14:10 of questions and I want you to give uh
14:13
14:13 your honest answers or your honest
14:15
14:15 reactions to them. Okay? Nothing
14:17
14:17 complicated. Uh but they will be
14:19
14:19 thoughtprovoking to an extent. All
14:22
14:22 right?
14:22
14:22 >> Okay.
14:23
14:23 >> So, please Okay. Do me a favor though.
14:25
14:25 Please speak clearly and loud enough so
14:28
14:28 everybody in the classroom can hear you
14:30
14:30 as well because sometimes
14:31
14:31 >> the class just started. The people have
14:33
14:33 just boarded the plane. Uh, please, if
14:35
14:35 you're on the plane, please fasten your
14:37
14:37 seat belts. This shit's about to get
14:38
14:38 wild.
14:39
14:39 >> All right, buddy. Here you go. Here's
14:40
14:40 your first one.
14:42
14:42 >> Pick a villain. People who are late,
14:44
14:44 people who talk in who talk in the movie
14:47
14:47 theaters, or people who don't return
14:49
14:49 carts. Who is your number one villain?
14:51
14:51 >> I would say the uh people who talk in
14:54
14:54 movie theaters.
14:56
14:56 >> Movie theaters. Yeah. Yeah.
14:58
14:58 >> That's interesting because I would go
14:59
14:59 people who are late. I hate people who
15:01
15:01 are late. And Joshua was always late, by
15:03
15:03 the way, guys. Just want to put that out
15:04
15:04 there. I
15:05
15:05 >> I have got a But see here, here's the
15:07
15:07 thing I have with people who are late.
15:09
15:09 At least they [ __ ] showed up.
15:11
15:11 >> That's what I got to give it to you.
15:13
15:13 Yeah, cuz you you did you always do show
15:15
15:15 up. Yes, it's late, but you're always
15:18
15:18 show up. That's great. That's a great
15:19
15:19 point. And people who just talk in movie
15:20
15:20 theaters are just god- aful. So maybe
15:22
15:22 they are the true villains. So,
15:24
15:24 >> the only time I will not excuse somebody
15:26
15:26 who's late is if they show up completely
15:29
15:29 like [ __ ] up. You know, they ripped
15:32
15:32 they stink or they haven't showered or
15:35
15:35 haven't brushed their teeth.
15:37
15:37 >> You know, maybe they got different
15:38
15:38 colored socks on. There's some [ __ ]
15:40
15:40 going on with them,
15:41
15:41 >> you know, like
15:43
15:43 >> I don't know. Sorry. I mean, you you
15:45
15:45 know, you could wear different color
15:46
15:46 socks. That's not a big deal. But, um,
15:49
15:49 >> sorry everybody. Sorry. He wants to pull
15:50
15:50 that one back. He's gonna he's going to
15:52
15:52 return that one. Uh, but if you at least
15:54
15:54 if you show up, I'm fine with that. But
15:56
15:56 if you're talking in the movie,
15:58
15:58 >> I mean, you're it's kind of like that's
15:59
15:59 why the movie theater's there. It's an
16:01
16:01 experience. I've paid to to watch the
16:03
16:03 movie. I've paid for that surround sound
16:05
16:05 to be immersed in that. Um, I did not
16:08
16:08 pay to hear, you know, you talk about
16:11
16:11 how much you didn't want to be there.
16:13
16:13 Why' you take, you know, I don't want to
16:14
16:14 hear couples arguing. I don't want to
16:16
16:16 hear,
16:17
16:17 >> you know, just it's, you could do that
16:18
16:18 at home, you know. I will. True.
16:20
16:20 >> Yeah. come back another time.
16:22
16:22 >> Yeah. And they also tell you at the
16:23
16:23 beginning of the movie, "Shut the [ __ ]
16:25
16:25 up." You know, silence all that, but
16:27
16:27 they don't say that. They don't say,
16:29
16:29 "Shut the [ __ ] up." They do it very
16:31
16:31 nicely. Uh there's no bouncer at the
16:34
16:34 door that's going to kick you out if
16:36
16:36 you're a complete [ __ ] You just
16:38
16:38 >> Can you imagine? Can you imagine if
16:40
16:40 theaters were like clubs where there was
16:42
16:42 a bouncer and if you [ __ ] talked,
16:44
16:44 they just put you in a headlock and just
16:46
16:46 threw you out? Like that would be
16:47
16:47 incredible. I would love that.
16:49
16:49 >> There used to be though, right? back in
16:51
16:51 the day. I think that was a job that AI
16:52
16:52 eliminated, didn't it?
16:54
16:54 >> That was one of those jobs.
16:55
16:55 >> Is Is that the job computers took over?
16:58
16:58 The bouncer in a theater. I don't know.
17:00
17:00 Uh, let us know.
17:01
17:01 >> I think AI took that job. I think AI
17:03
17:03 took that job. You know, the guy with
17:04
17:04 the flashlight and the little hat. He
17:06
17:06 had a uniform. I think AI took that job.
17:10
17:10 >> Right.
17:11
17:11 >> There you go. The first confirmed case
17:12
17:12 of AI taking a job was the bouncer in a
17:15
17:15 movie theater or an usher.
17:17
17:17 >> Uhhuh. Yeah, there you go. Usher. Not to
17:19
17:19 be confused with the rapper, singer,
17:21
17:21 artist, Purdue, whatever he does now.
17:22
17:22 Yeah.
17:23
17:23 >> RIP.
17:24
17:24 >> Rest in peace.
17:25
17:25 >> Okay.
17:26
17:26 >> Anyways, moving on. Joshua, what uh
17:29
17:29 sorry, what's the most unforgivable
17:32
17:32 trait? So, kind of along the same lines
17:33
17:33 as the previous question. Uh loud
17:36
17:36 chewing, bad tipping, or I'm just honest
17:40
17:40 people.
17:43
17:43 >> Wow. Wow. Those are those are good ones.
17:46
17:46 Those are
17:47
17:47 >> you maybe I have to go with the loud
17:51
17:51 chewing.
17:52
17:52 >> Really loud chewing because
17:54
17:54 >> I mean may Okay, so I don't want to get
17:56
17:56 too close because you're not supposed to
17:58
17:58 [ __ ] where you eat. But
18:02
18:02 >> Oh no. Am I a loud chewer, buddy? Is
18:04
18:04 that where this is going?
18:05
18:05 >> But but just cuz you have a big mouth
18:09
18:09 doesn't mean you can chew loud either. I
18:10
18:10 get it. Like you have a big pie hole,
18:13
18:13 right? All of it. You can still shut the
18:15
18:15 thing when you when you chew. Um,
18:20
18:20 but yeah, I I I I've been around some
18:23
18:23 people who, you know, echo, you know,
18:26
18:26 you could hear it.
18:28
18:28 If you were under the table, it probably
18:30
18:30 it would you could still hear it. You
18:32
18:32 know, the fact that you're right down
18:33
18:33 the left or the right of them, maybe
18:34
18:34 you're in between them.
18:36
18:36 >> I've been in both situations.
18:38
18:38 >> Uh, damn.
18:39
18:39 >> You want to name names or you just want
18:41
18:41 to stay subtle?
18:42
18:42 >> No, no. I I I I stay away from names. Um
18:45
18:45 I won't even say if they're related to
18:47
18:47 me either. Let's just We won't say that
18:49
18:49 either. Um
18:51
18:51 >> the way the way you emphasize that
18:52
18:52 though kind of sketch
18:56
18:56 >> I won't say, you know, like
18:58
18:58 >> I grew up around them. I won't say that
18:60
18:60 either. Um
19:01
19:01 >> they lived in the same room as me. They
19:03
19:03 might have been abducted by an alien.
19:07
19:07 >> I I mean, come on. But I'm just I don't
19:09
19:09 like to talk about people like that. But
19:10
19:10 just be mindful. Even if you have to do
19:13
19:13 a mouth measurement, take a ruler, take
19:14
19:14 it up to your mouth, spread that [ __ ]
19:16
19:16 wide. If it's big, just know it's loud.
19:19
19:19 If it's open when you're biting things
19:21
19:21 and you're chewing, it's loud. Just shut
19:23
19:23 it down a little bit.
19:24
19:24 >> [ __ ]
19:26
19:26 >> Loud chewing. Got it. If I had to choose
19:28
19:28 one of these, I would probably say the
19:31
19:31 I'm just honest people. Like I I [ __ ]
19:33
19:33 can't stand that phrase where they go,
19:35
19:35 "Listen, I'm just being honest." Okay.
19:37
19:37 Like, I'm just being honest. Like, you
19:38
19:38 smell like turds. All right. You smell
19:40
19:40 like a cat's anus. Like, you don't need
19:42
19:42 the I'm just being honest. Like, you can
19:44
19:44 just say it, you know? Like, you don't
19:47
19:47 need to just tell me you're just being
19:49
19:49 honest like you're about to say
19:50
19:50 something [ __ ] cruel. Like, just
19:52
19:52 [ __ ] say it. You don't need to
19:54
19:54 preference it by trying to sugarcoat
19:56
19:56 that, you know? So, now I'm I'm under
19:58
19:58 the most unforgivable trait as one.
20:00
20:00 >> Wait, wait. Have you ever told anybody
20:01
20:01 who was too honest? Just like, "Hey, I
20:03
20:03 don't need your honesty." Okay. and
20:05
20:05 we're not even that close. Just like you
20:07
20:07 don't need to provide this information
20:10
20:10 like it's it's cool, man.
20:11
20:11 >> I go, "Thanks for the feedback, but I
20:13
20:13 don't really need it." And that's
20:14
20:14 usually my go-to line. So,
20:16
20:16 >> I I don't need You're like, "I don't
20:18
20:18 need it. You just wasted words on me and
20:21
20:21 I don't appreciate it."
20:22
20:22 >> I mean, it's the most like the most
20:23
20:23 sentimental way I can do it, you know?
20:25
20:25 It's like, "Hey, thanks for the
20:26
20:26 feedback, but I don't need it, so get
20:29
20:29 out of here." Like my boss.
20:30
20:30 >> Yeah. I mean, air is becoming like a a
20:32
20:32 commodity like buying. So you just used
20:35
20:35 up air right in my space. So it's like
20:38
20:38 >> exactly
20:38
20:38 >> [ __ ]
20:39
20:39 >> All right, but let's do a few more here.
20:41
20:41 We're going to get into more uh
20:42
20:42 relationship talk on this one. So here
20:44
20:44 is this one.
20:46
20:46 >> Joshua, is jealousy ever romantic or
20:50
20:50 always toxic?
20:53
20:53 >> Jesus.
20:55
20:55 Okay. Okay, Romeo.
20:58
20:58 >> Okay.
20:59
20:59 >> Hey, people are trying to get to know
20:60
21:00 us, buddy. They want to know our
21:01
21:01 opinions on things. So this is an
21:03
21:03 opinion. All right. All right. Yeah.
21:05
21:05 Okay. Is it okay? Say that one more.
21:07
21:07 See, sometimes I hear things and
21:10
21:10 >> I distract you. Yes.
21:11
21:11 >> I I get distracted by my own internal
21:13
21:13 monologue as thinking about what I'm
21:15
21:15 going to say.
21:16
21:16 >> I will read it again aloud for the class
21:18
21:18 and for the plane. Here you go.
21:20
21:20 >> Is jealousy ever romantic or always
21:24
21:24 toxic?
21:26
21:26 >> Oh man. God is jealousy. Jesus. Well,
21:30
21:30 it's weird because I'm not a jealous
21:32
21:32 person. Like I'm really not like
21:34
21:34 jealousy
21:36
21:36 >> jealousy has turned into like water on a
21:39
21:39 duck's back or what? Like you know what
21:40
21:40 I mean? It just roll like I don't get
21:42
21:42 [ __ ] jealous anymore, dude. Like I
21:44
21:44 >> I feel like if I have to get jealous
21:47
21:47 then then the person or situation
21:50
21:50 whatever it is just isn't the situation
21:52
21:52 for me and I need to remove myself
21:54
21:54 because it it it it triggered me in some
21:56
21:56 some shape or form. So,
21:59
21:59 >> it's it's it could be a toxic atmosphere
22:01
22:01 if I was ever triggered that way. So, I
22:03
22:03 would just have to remove myself. Um, so
22:07
22:07 jealousy can be romantic,
22:10
22:10 >> but it also Yeah, but it also could be
22:12
22:12 like detrimental to people's
22:14
22:14 relationships. It could be detrimental
22:16
22:16 to friendships. It could be detrimental
22:18
22:18 to [ __ ] even shopping at the grocery
22:20
22:20 [ __ ] store. You know what I mean?
22:22
22:22 Like, just don't be jealous cuz the guy
22:24
22:24 got a better cart than you did. his
22:26
22:26 squeaks, yours, like you know what I
22:28
22:28 mean? This don't be jealous like
22:30
22:30 >> you know like at the end of the day we
22:32
22:32 all answer to the person in the mirror
22:33
22:33 and and jealousy is just becomes
22:37
22:37 >> your thoughts become you. So if you you
22:39
22:39 think jealous and you just create that
22:41
22:41 head space for yourself I I think it can
22:43
22:43 it can hurt you and uh but who doesn't
22:46
22:46 want to see them cut themselves for
22:47
22:47 somebody they love? You know what I
22:48
22:48 mean? So [ __ ] it.
22:49
22:49 >> Like well I mean to not go into a gray
22:52
22:52 area like Joshua, my solid stance on
22:54
22:54 this is it's always toxic. It always
22:56
22:56 just leads to toxicity. Like there's no
22:58
22:58 like gray area for me. Like once that
23:00
23:00 jealousy seed starts hitting you, you
23:03
23:03 know, it's it's just a downward slope,
23:05
23:05 you know? It's like when you break the
23:06
23:06 trust of your partner, that's that's
23:09
23:09 never coming back the same way it was.
23:11
23:11 Like, yeah, you can probably mend it and
23:13
23:13 get it to a point where you think that
23:14
23:14 it's there, but no, bro. It's gone. Let
23:17
23:17 her go. You know, it's it's always
23:19
23:19 toxic. So, that's my stance on that. I'm
23:21
23:21 holding firm on that one, buddy. No
23:23
23:23 graas for Sean here. only gray
23:26
23:26 cutwaters.
23:27
23:27 >> Can I ask you if you've ever been
23:29
23:29 jealous?
23:31
23:31 >> Have I ever Oh, yeah. Of course. Yeah.
23:33
23:33 >> Yeah. I feel like I feel like in the
23:34
23:34 older in the older age now that you and
23:36
23:36 I are both no longer young stallions.
23:39
23:39 We're more like a gray wolves. Um I feel
23:42
23:42 like once you get older, you kind of
23:43
23:43 just lose that jealousy aspect and
23:45
23:45 you're kind of just like, you know what,
23:46
23:46 ah, [ __ ] it. Like if you want, like if
23:48
23:48 this is going to happen the wrong way,
23:49
23:49 then it's going to happen the wrong way
23:50
23:50 kind of thing. Like I again to take your
23:52
23:52 analogy uh water off a duck's back. So
23:55
23:55 that's the same boat I'm in.
23:57
23:57 >> Cool. That's good. I like you being
23:59
23:59 humble about that because I I I can
24:01
24:01 agree at one point, you know, when my
24:04
24:04 testosterone levels were off the chart
24:07
24:07 >> when I was [ __ ] skydiving and all
24:10
24:10 [ __ ] just to see if I could hurt myself,
24:12
24:12 you know, [ __ ] like that. Just to just
24:14
24:14 to test myself. Sure, there was a little
24:16
24:16 bit of jealousy, but but um I think uh
24:19
24:19 that you kind of let that go, you know.
24:21
24:21 >> Yeah, jealousy is a young man's game.
24:23
24:23 I'm no young I'm no longer young. So,
24:27
24:27 >> there you go. That was a good topic.
24:28
24:28 That was good. I like that.
24:29
24:29 >> Yeah. All right, let's move on to uh
24:32
24:32 another one here, buddy. Uh this one's a
24:34
24:34 little more uplifting. Uh if you had a
24:36
24:36 warning label, what would it say?
24:40
24:40 >> A warning label? If I had a warning
24:41
24:41 label,
24:42
24:42 >> if you had a warning lab, like kind of
24:44
24:44 call it your slogan, I guess.
24:45
24:45 >> Um, it would probably be don't get too
24:48
24:48 close cuz I bite or something like that.
24:51
24:51 Like,
24:53
24:53 I love that. Love that so much. Don't
24:55
24:55 get too close cuz I bite.
24:58
24:58 >> Yeah. Like,
25:01
25:01 you know, these teeth aren't worn down
25:03
25:03 just because I just, you know, I I chew
25:06
25:06 on I bite things, you know. So, watch
25:08
25:08 out, you know. Don't get too close. That
25:11
25:11 I don't know. We That's a good question.
25:13
25:13 >> I love that. I love that. No, that's
25:14
25:14 that's good. I love that. That's perfect
25:16
25:16 for you. I feel like that would be a
25:18
25:18 perfect warning label for you.
25:20
25:20 >> Oh man. See, I I I wrote these ones and
25:24
25:24 I still I couldn't figure out what I
25:26
25:26 wanted for this one either. So, I'm glad
25:27
25:27 you had one cuz I'm I'm still thinking
25:29
25:29 about mine. So,
25:31
25:31 >> no. You got to have a warning label. I
25:32
25:32 mean, like don't touch my stuff, you
25:34
25:34 know? Like I don't know. No, I mean I'm
25:37
25:37 not that aggressive on my stuff.
25:38
25:38 >> You got a lot of cool [ __ ] You got a
25:40
25:40 lot of cool [ __ ]
25:41
25:41 >> I'm not selling people not to touch
25:42
25:42 them, you know. You can always touch my
25:44
25:44 stuff. There's nothing wrong with that,
25:46
25:46 >> you know. Um I guess uh
25:50
25:50 >> uh [ __ ] Uh drive faster.
25:54
25:54 I don't know. I don't know what my I
25:56
25:56 don't know what my warning label would
25:57
25:57 be.
25:58
25:58 >> Um slippery when wet, I guess. You know,
26:04
26:04 >> aren't we all? Jesus.
26:05
26:05 >> Aren't we all, buddy? Aren't we all?
26:08
26:08 >> Good, man. Cool. I like that. That was
26:09
26:09 That was a pretty That was a good one.
26:13
26:13 >> All right. Uh, last one, buddy. Um, I'll
26:17
26:17 I'll do this one because this one's a
26:19
26:19 little bit more lighthearted and it
26:20
26:20 might help you out.
26:20
26:20 >> You can do a bonus one. Who cares? This
26:22
26:22 is fun.
26:23
26:23 >> Okay. I mean, I have a whole bunch of
26:24
26:24 them. Some of them are pretty in-depth,
26:26
26:26 though. But, uh,
26:27
26:27 >> I'll give Actually, I'll do I'll do an
26:28
26:28 in-depth one for you. We'll go deep. Uh
26:31
26:31 Joshua, what do you fear more?
26:33
26:33 Embarrassment or rejection?
26:37
26:37 >> Embarrassment or rejection? I kind of
26:39
26:39 think they're the same [ __ ] thing.
26:41
26:41 >> Pretty close. Pretty close to it. Yeah.
26:44
26:44 >> Kind of. Yeah.
26:45
26:45 >> I guess you could think about it as more
26:46
26:46 like like embarrassment would be like
26:50
26:50 you getting panced in front of a school
26:51
26:51 audience, you know, and then rejection
26:53
26:53 is just getting rejected by your job or
26:56
26:56 your significant other. So, I feel like
26:59
26:59 I've been able to cope with uh
27:02
27:02 embarrassment long enough. I mean, when
27:03
27:03 you got a face like this, you know, you
27:05
27:05 deal you deal
27:08
27:08 >> you deal with the embarrassment.
27:09
27:09 >> The embarrassment of just looking at
27:11
27:11 yourself this way with this face. You
27:14
27:14 just got to deal with it. God,
27:15
27:15 >> this is why I feel like they're this why
27:18
27:18 I feel like they're the same thing
27:19
27:19 because with this face comes a lot of
27:21
27:21 rejection. And so I feel like they're
27:25
27:25 >> that's that's exactly probably why you
27:27
27:27 think they're the same thing. You hit it
27:28
27:28 you hit it right on the head, buddy.
27:30
27:30 >> I think they're the same thing, you
27:32
27:32 know, like
27:34
27:34 >> gosh. So I don't know. Maybe Yeah, maybe
27:36
27:36 rejection. I don't know cuz like say,
27:39
27:39 you know, like if you go to a job
27:41
27:41 interview and then you just get like
27:42
27:42 rejected from that job interview, you
27:44
27:44 don't get hire. I don't know if that's
27:44
27:44 same rejection or you just don't get
27:46
27:46 hired. Like I maybe I see that as
27:47
27:47 rejection. I don't know if it's not
27:48
27:48 rejection. That's a fear. Um but yeah,
27:51
27:51 maybe maybe rejection.
27:54
27:54 Um but rejection is good because I think
27:56
27:56 it's a good way to like you figure out
27:58
27:58 how to overcome rejection. So, but
27:60
27:60 >> yeah, I would say fear would maybe be
28:03
28:03 rejection. Yeah.
28:04
28:04 >> Okay. That's kind of cool because mine
28:06
28:06 is embarrassment. Like I think uh I
28:08
28:08 pride myself in trying not to get
28:09
28:09 embarrassed a lot. Like I don't like to
28:12
28:12 put myself in situations where I'm going
28:13
28:13 to embarrass myself. this podcast is
28:15
28:15 almost borderline me not wanting to do
28:18
28:18 this because I could embarrass myself,
28:20
28:20 you know, like thank god we have an
28:22
28:22 editor and she's amazing. But, you know,
28:24
28:24 that's probably my fear is uh
28:26
28:26 embarrassment on that one. So,
28:29
28:29 >> I don't know.
28:30
28:30 >> I like it. That was good. That was that
28:31
28:31 was in-depth. That was good.
28:33
28:33 >> Do you want would you like another
28:34
28:34 in-depth one, buddy? I have another one.
28:36
28:36 >> Let's do another Yeah, let's go bonus
28:37
28:37 cuz I I hear it's I almost It's almost
28:40
28:40 like I hear the ice cream trip ice cream
28:42
28:42 truck coming. I hear a song in the
28:45
28:45 distance.
28:45
28:45 >> I I can hear it too, buddy. I can hear
28:47
28:47 that ice cream song coming. Uh but yeah,
28:50
28:50 >> here is the more in-depth one. Here you
28:52
28:52 go, buddy. It's a bonus one for you. Is
28:54
28:54 it okay to read your partner's phone if
28:56
28:56 you have a feeling?
28:60
28:60 >> Like what kind of feeling?
29:02
29:02 >> I don't know. That's the thing, you
29:03
29:03 know. It's this it's a gray area, you
29:05
29:05 know, like
29:07
29:07 >> you guess it kind of comes to back to
29:09
29:09 that question about jealousy, you know,
29:10
29:10 like
29:11
29:11 >> Okay.
29:12
29:12 >> Is that you know, is like the you know
29:14
29:14 is there is there a reason why you
29:16
29:16 should be invading your other person's
29:18
29:18 your significant other's privacy you
29:20
29:20 know
29:20
29:20 >> no okay so here here's my thing on the
29:23
29:23 phones right I I feel like a phone is
29:25
29:25 just as sacred as like somebody's purse
29:28
29:28 or their wallet
29:29
29:29 >> okay
29:30
29:30 >> or you know their safe in their closet
29:33
29:33 or underneath the rug I feel like your
29:35
29:35 phone is your personal space and it's
29:38
29:38 it's you I treat it like a diary right
29:41
29:41 >> um we can put our whole lives into a
29:43
29:43 phone and we can be with somebody our
29:45
29:45 whole life, but doesn't mean that we
29:47
29:47 just give them just access to to the
29:49
29:49 deepest things that maybe we talk to
29:52
29:52 ourselves about or, you know, doesn't
29:54
29:54 mean we don't want to tell them about.
29:56
29:56 It just means we have [ __ ] that we just
29:57
29:57 kind of go going on in our own head and
29:60
29:60 we want to internalize it and we want to
30:01
30:01 process it our own way. And and uh it's
30:03
30:03 nothing against the other person, but
30:06
30:06 >> if somebody wants to open their phone,
30:08
30:08 like if I open my phone and I say, "Hey,
30:10
30:10 go through my head. M
30:13
30:13 >> then then whatever they find I kind of
30:16
30:16 feel like at the same thing you've asked
30:18
30:18 for that information once you get it
30:21
30:21 >> if you start to judge me for it and you
30:23
30:23 start to look at me different and you
30:25
30:25 start to just like get feelings about
30:28
30:28 that like
30:30
30:30 you've you've asked for that you know
30:31
30:31 you wanted that meal now eat it
30:35
30:35 >> yeah no I I agree with you 100% on that
30:37
30:37 buddy I agree um I would say also to
30:41
30:41 that extent that you know phones and
30:44
30:44 just like the whole ever since this
30:46
30:46 whole technology era right you know it's
30:48
30:48 just become easier and easier to fall
30:50
30:50 into like I don't know different
30:53
30:53 emotional traps for people like it's I
30:57
30:57 don't know I don't know I I'm trying to
30:59
30:59 I'm having a hard way hard time phrasing
31:01
31:01 my words here but I guess what I want to
31:03
31:03 say is listen I'm always open to you
31:05
31:05 going through my phone just don't look
31:07
31:07 at my chat GPT history that's all I ask
31:10
31:10 you know that's all I ask. So,
31:13
31:13 there you go.
31:13
31:13 >> Yeah. Yeah. I I don't know. Like
31:16
31:16 >> Yeah. Yeah. Just if I give you access,
31:18
31:18 go for it. But if it's locked and you go
31:19
31:19 through my [ __ ] I feel like it's an
31:21
31:21 invasion of privacy. And I probably
31:22
31:22 should have put some [ __ ] in there just
31:24
31:24 to mess with you going through my phone.
31:27
31:27 Honestly, I'm I'm going to sabotage your
31:30
31:30 own thought process by putting some [ __ ]
31:32
31:32 in there that isn't real just to watch
31:34
31:34 you change as you go through my phone
31:36
31:36 and and see how it affects you. What a
31:40
31:40 It's kind of messed up, right?
31:41
31:41 >> Psychological [ __ ] warfare on that,
31:43
31:43 man.
31:44
31:44 >> People want to People want to mess with
31:45
31:45 You're gonna mess with them back. They
31:46
31:46 want to play that game. They want to be,
31:48
31:48 you know, be I mean, why not put
31:49
31:49 something weird in there, dude? Right.
31:51
31:51 >> Like,
31:52
31:52 >> I'm with you. That sounds fun.
31:53
31:53 >> A bunch of little baby horses and mini
31:55
31:55 pigs, you know, like just like what?
31:57
31:57 When did you become a farmer? You know,
31:59
31:59 like what the [ __ ]
31:60
31:60 >> Yeah.
32:00
32:00 >> Yeah. Listen, if there's if there's if
32:02
32:02 you're not doing anything wrong, then
32:04
32:04 there should be no reason why you have
32:06
32:06 to hide your phone, you know? I don't
32:09
32:09 know. Uh Joshua, last thing uh on this
32:12
32:12 real fast. This is just a fun one. Here
32:14
32:14 you go, buddy.
32:16
32:16 >> Which conspiracy do you wish were true
32:19
32:19 because it would be funny?
32:22
32:22 >> Oh, I thought you were going to give me
32:23
32:23 a list.
32:24
32:24 >> No, no, I just want I don't like what
32:26
32:26 conspiracy. Like, let me give you an
32:28
32:28 example. The the conspiracy I picked
32:30
32:30 after writing this and thinking about
32:31
32:31 it, I want flat Earth to be real. That's
32:34
32:34 that's the theory I wish was real
32:36
32:36 because it would be funny. It would be
32:38
32:38 funny, right? To be sailing a boat and
32:40
32:40 then all of the sudden just take a 90
32:42
32:42 degree drop into the abyss. Like
32:46
32:46 hilarious. So,
32:49
32:49 >> um could I could I could could I make
32:52
32:52 Bigfoot one of those? Could I have
32:53
32:53 Bigfoot as
32:55
32:55 >> Yeah, if you want to if you want to
32:56
32:56 believe Bigfoot's not real, even though
32:58
32:58 I've seen Bigfoot up here multiple
32:60
32:60 times. That's a um Yeah, I I you know.
33:05
33:05 Yeah. I I don't know because I believe
33:07
33:07 in too much [ __ ] Um
33:10
33:10 >> so he's just he's just going out here
33:12
33:12 with bubbles and brains, you know, just
33:13
33:13 believing everything he sees. So
33:16
33:16 >> yeah, like why not, man? [ __ ] it.
33:19
33:19 >> I don't know. Yeah, but I don't really
33:21
33:21 Yeah, the flat earth one would be good
33:22
33:22 though because they put so much money
33:25
33:25 into that
33:26
33:26 >> and uh to find out that it it was
33:28
33:28 actually real.
33:31
33:31 >> Um
33:32
33:32 >> [ __ ] hilarious. [ __ ] hilarious.
33:35
33:35 >> That would blow things out of the water.
33:36
33:36 Yeah.
33:37
33:37 >> Yeah. I need Yeah. I I probably would
33:39
33:39 need more of a list of [ __ ] you know,
33:41
33:41 >> to go off.
33:42
33:42 >> Collect your thoughts on that.
33:43
33:43 >> Yeah. Yeah. Just like yours the warning
33:45
33:45 label. I need I need something to I need
33:48
33:48 to go off of
33:49
33:49 >> Yeah, no worries.
33:50
33:50 >> process.
33:50
33:50 >> Yeah, you'll think about it. We'll we'll
33:52
33:52 circle back to it another day. Okay.
33:53
33:53 >> Uh but buddy, I heard the jingles in the
33:56
33:56 background and I think it is time for an
33:58
33:58 AI song. Uh let's go ahead and get going
33:60
33:60 on that one. Uh I did this week's AI
34:02
34:02 song, everybody. So, if you hate it, I'm
34:04
34:04 sorry. Uh don't blame me. It was Joshua.
34:08
34:08 Uh but this song, buddy, is called A Cup
34:10
34:10 Full of Nonsense. And uh maybe you'll
34:12
34:12 catch a theme here as to what my uh funf
34:15
34:15 find this week is going to be. But uh
34:17
34:17 here you go. I'm g share my screen with
34:18
34:18 everybody. Uh for those of you watching,
34:20
34:20 keep on watching. For those of you
34:21
34:21 listening, just keep on listening. You
34:22
34:22 know how it goes here. Uh sorry forlay.
34:24
34:24 AR radio. Hit uh you can hear all of our
34:26
34:26 other songs on there. Uh and then uh
34:28
34:28 sorry for the late.live, you know, just
34:30
34:30 check out the website. Buy this shirt.
34:31
34:31 The shirt's there. It's the cowboy horse
34:33
34:33 shirt or the space cowboy shirt. It's on
34:36
34:36 there. It's nice. It's pretty. It's one
34:38
34:38 of Joshua's favorites. Uh but here you
34:39
34:39 go. A cup full of nonsense.
34:43
34:43 Enjoy.
34:51
34:51 Where
34:56
34:56 am I?
34:60
34:60 I think I've
35:07
35:07 Was
35:13
35:13 this always here? I walk through a door
35:16
35:16 with no handle and name. Chased a white
35:18
35:18 blur I could never quite tame. Sky
35:20
35:20 turned green and the clocks turn blue.
35:23
35:23 Nothing's quite real, but it all feels
35:25
35:25 true. A rabbit in a vest, always
35:27
35:27 watching the time. Said you're much too
35:29
35:29 late, but the fault isn't mine. So I
35:31
35:31 danced through the forest where the
35:32
35:32 mushrooms grew tall and the trees
35:34
35:34 whispered riddles. I couldn't recall.
35:36
35:36 Filious
35:38
35:38 and curious.
35:40
35:40 Who are you?
35:45
35:45 It's always tea time and nothing's what
35:48
35:48 it seems.
35:51
35:51 Don't be late.
35:53
35:53 Don't be late.
36:05
36:05 down.
36:18
36:18 I played croquet with a queen made a
36:20
36:20 rage while flamingos and hedgehogs stole
36:22
36:22 center stage. The roses bled red and the
36:25
36:25 sun sang a tune and the fish wore boots
36:27
36:27 while it swallowed the moon. The grin
36:29
36:29 came first, then the cat on a swing. He
36:31
36:31 said, "Logic is dull, but madness can
36:33
36:33 sing." I sipped on a bottle that whisper
36:36
36:36 grow tall, then shrank to a voice in a
36:38
36:38 keyhole hall. Did I dream it or did it
36:41
36:41 dream me? The world spins backward
36:43
36:43 through a porcelain sea. No sense, no
36:45
36:45 reason, just rhythm and rhyme. I lost my
36:48
36:48 place, but I gain some time.
36:60
37:00 Have a seat in a cup. Spin around if you
37:02
37:02 dare. Would you like some jam on your
37:04
37:04 shadow or hair? Sugar for your secrets.
37:07
37:07 Scream for your doubt. We pour nonsense
37:09
37:09 in and pour madness out. Every hour is
37:12
37:12 12. Every minute a guess. We don't clean
37:14
37:14 the table, we just change the mess. Sit
37:16
37:16 from the hat. Take a bite of the breeze.
37:18
37:18 You'll be speaking in riddles and
37:20
37:20 dancing with flee.
37:22
37:22 >> Curious
37:23
37:23 and curious.
37:25
37:25 It's always tea time and nothing's what
37:29
37:29 it seems.
37:31
37:31 Who are you
37:34
37:34 late?
37:40
37:40 Or go deeper into the dream.
38:09
38:09 Topsy turvy upside down. The queen wears
38:12
38:12 stars. The king wears a frown.
38:20
38:20 Was it real? She asked with a smile. But
38:23
38:23 no one's answered in quite a while.
38:33
38:33 >> All righty, buddy. There you go. That is
38:35
38:35 your AI song for the week. How did you
38:39
38:39 feel about that one, my dude?
38:40
38:40 >> That was a good one. That was smooth. I
38:42
38:42 like that. I like that kind of coming
38:45
38:45 out of I know we're still in January,
38:46
38:46 but once we start sliding into the
38:48
38:48 spring and summer, these are these cool
38:51
38:51 kind of vibing songs that you could
38:52
38:52 just, you know, maybe put the top down,
38:54
38:54 roll down the windows and just cruise.
38:56
38:56 >> I like that man.
38:58
38:58 >> I was thinking about spring for sure on
38:59
38:59 that one and flowers and [ __ ] like that.
39:01
39:01 Just taking a nice drive in like the
39:03
39:03 country playing that on full blast,
39:05
39:05 dude. Oh, love it. [ __ ] love it.
39:08
39:08 >> Yeah.
39:08
39:08 >> Anyways, shall we move on?
39:10
39:10 >> No. Well, hey, before we just kind of
39:12
39:12 move on real quick, I just got to do a,
39:14
39:14 you know, shameless little plug and I
39:16
39:16 have to slide over here. So, if uh you
39:18
39:18 haven't visited our website, this is our
39:20
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39:21
39:21 our AI radio right here. And these are
39:24
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39:27
39:27 this out.
39:27
39:27 >> I mean, I wouldn't say all of them. It's
39:28
39:28 a majority of them.
39:30
39:30 >> 58. What we got?
39:31
39:31 >> Yeah, we've had we have more than that.
39:32
39:32 We haven't put up the other ones yet,
39:34
39:34 but yeah. Uh, all the ones from this
39:36
39:36 year haven't been put up on there yet.
39:38
39:38 Uh, but everything from last year is on
39:39
39:39 there, so you can go over there and
39:40
39:40 listen to all that stuff.
39:42
39:42 >> And then because Sean, you know, had
39:43
39:43 also mentioned the merch. Check it out.
39:46
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39:50
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40:02
40:02 >> Sorry for the delay. Live. Sorry for the
40:04
40:04 delay. I can speak. Thanks, Scott
40:07
40:07 Waters. Joshua, I love that uh love that
40:09
40:09 little insert there. Less work for me.
40:12
40:12 Appreciate that.
40:14
40:14 >> Right.
40:15
40:15 >> Yep.
40:15
40:15 >> Yeah, buddy. All right, so should we
40:16
40:16 move on? I mean, that was a fun topic. I
40:18
40:18 I I don't know how I'm supposed to like
40:20
40:20 match that energy because that was
40:22
40:22 >> You're not That's the plan.
40:24
40:24 >> Good. Yeah, that was actually pretty
40:25
40:25 [ __ ] good. All right. Um, Sean,
40:28
40:28 because we're kind of on this silly uh
40:30
40:30 train right now, I just wanted to know
40:32
40:32 if you've heard about this [ __ ] log
40:35
40:35 that has been viral for the last 9
40:38
40:38 years, but apparently, for some reason,
40:41
40:41 this log has
40:43
40:43 [ __ ] come out of the grave again and
40:45
40:45 everybody's talking about it. Have you
40:46
40:46 seen Have you seen the [ __ ] log on
40:48
40:48 YouTube that has over 157 million views?
40:54
40:54 >> What? No. What the [ __ ] are you talking
40:56
40:56 about right now?
40:57
40:57 >> It's a It's basically a log that sits
40:59
40:59 there, a burning log,
41:01
41:01 >> and it sits at the top all
41:03
41:03 >> like a u log.
41:04
41:04 >> A u log. Yes. Yes.
41:06
41:06 >> Oh, okay. What's What? It recently has
41:09
41:09 popped up again. People are falling in
41:11
41:11 love with this log. And I didn't even
41:12
41:12 know this was a thing um until recently.
41:16
41:16 But um the funny thing about this log is
41:18
41:18 it's only just it's a [ __ ] log. It's
41:20
41:20 a 10-hour video of a log. Mhm.
41:23
41:23 >> And this log, just the log itself, just
41:25
41:25 this video has generated over a million
41:26
41:26 dollars in revenue.
41:28
41:28 >> So, someone filmed the burning log and
41:31
41:31 put it on YouTube and got a million
41:32
41:32 dollars. That's [ __ ] crazy.
41:34
41:34 >> Which is which is kind of bananas,
41:35
41:35 right? So, my first question to to
41:38
41:38 whoever did this is like, where the [ __ ]
41:40
41:40 did they find a log they can burn for 10
41:42
41:42 hours? Cuz every log I [ __ ] burned,
41:44
41:44 every log I've burned um doesn't last
41:48
41:48 more than like what, 30, 45. I mean,
41:50
41:50 these logs,
41:51
41:51 >> it's probably on a loop, buddy. It's
41:52
41:52 probably just on a loop, my dude. Like,
41:54
41:54 it probably burned for like 35 minutes
41:56
41:56 and then it just looped, right? They
41:58
41:58 found like the perfect spot to like loop
41:60
41:60 the video so that it burns consistently.
42:03
42:03 Yeah, my guess.
42:04
42:04 >> And and Sean, you are absolutely right.
42:08
42:08 This log,
42:09
42:09 >> hey, there you go.
42:10
42:10 >> Is on a loop. And you know what's funny
42:12
42:12 about this about this loop is me and me
42:15
42:15 and my girlfriend and a couple friends
42:17
42:17 of ours were randomly I don't know why
42:20
42:20 we put this YouTube log on the TV but
42:24
42:24 all four of us were fascinated
42:28
42:28 for some reason by this log. We're like
42:32
42:32 let's just check this log out. All
42:33
42:33 right. So we're sitting there and and
42:35
42:35 all of us are like there's got to be a
42:37
42:37 loop. There's like you just said right
42:39
42:39 now, right? There's got to be a loop.
42:41
42:41 >> And we're sitting there. We're looking
42:43
42:43 for the loop. We're looking for the
42:44
42:44 loop. And I kid you not, my girlfriend
42:46
42:46 and her eagle eye spotted
42:50
42:50 >> the loop.
42:51
42:51 >> And I wish I I really wanted to take a
42:53
42:53 screenshot, like do a short video of
42:55
42:55 like where the loop is. Um because we
42:58
42:58 did find it. It's kind of towards the
42:60
42:60 middle on the bottom. You kind of see uh
43:02
43:02 some ash flicker a little bit. It's like
43:05
43:05 a flicker in the flame and it and it
43:06
43:06 kind of flickers. Um, so spoiler alert
43:09
43:09 everybody who's has all you 157 million
43:13
43:13 plus one. Um,
43:15
43:15 >> that watch this 10-hour [ __ ] watch
43:19
43:19 this log burn
43:21
43:21 >> 10 hours or put your babies to sleep
43:22
43:22 with it or or maybe maybe you made love
43:24
43:24 by this log for 10 hours
43:26
43:26 >> with the log on. Whoa. [ __ ]
43:27
43:27 >> Yeah, that's a
43:28
43:28 >> you make love for that 10 hours of that
43:30
43:30 log. I congratulate you like like good
43:34
43:34 job. But um I thought it was pretty
43:36
43:36 funny that this vlog recently has popped
43:37
43:37 up and and uh myself, my girlfriend, and
43:40
43:40 two other we were watching this vlog and
43:42
43:42 we did find the loop and surprisingly
43:44
43:44 the loop's not even that deep into the
43:46
43:46 video. So
43:47
43:47 >> yeah, how long? Like four minutes, five
43:49
43:49 minutes.
43:50
43:50 >> Uh I mean, I don't know. I was making
43:51
43:51 sweet love while the log was going on,
43:53
43:53 so I'm not sure. Uh just kidding.
43:56
43:56 >> Must be nice.
43:57
43:57 >> Just kidding. I'm kidding. Kidding,
43:59
43:59 everyone. Um but yeah, the it's it's a
44:02
44:02 big time loop. Um, and whoever created
44:05
44:05 this log, congratulations 9 years ago.
44:07
44:07 You're living I don't know where you're
44:08
44:08 living or how you're living, but I
44:10
44:10 really hope you don't have a heroin
44:11
44:11 addiction because you made a whole lot
44:13
44:13 of money off that [ __ ] And hopefully
44:15
44:15 you didn't blow on something stupid cuz
44:16
44:16 that's awesome.
44:18
44:18 >> I'm sorry. Did they just make a million
44:19
44:19 dollars? Is that what they said? Just 1
44:21
44:21 million.
44:22
44:22 >> No, it's I think it's over a million.
44:23
44:23 It's like $1 something million. Uh, fact
44:26
44:26 check me.
44:27
44:27 >> That's like the ultimate investment
44:28
44:28 then. That's like the ultimate long-term
44:30
44:30 investment. They literally made nothing
44:32
44:32 until nine years, you know. That's
44:35
44:35 crazy.
44:36
44:36 >> Yeah. But I mean, if if you bought I
44:38
44:38 mean, look at it like stock, right? If
44:39
44:39 you like invested one video in like the
44:42
44:42 last nine years, you know, that's that's
44:45
44:45 what more than $100,000 every single
44:47
44:47 year. If you
44:49
44:49 >> That's what I'm saying. It's the best
44:50
44:50 long-term investment.
44:51
44:51 >> One video.
44:52
44:52 >> Yeah. One video. Long-term investment.
44:54
44:54 That's what I'm saying. That's a good
44:55
44:55 thing. It's cool.
44:56
44:56 >> That's awesome. So, I think just saying
44:59
44:59 with the power between me and you and
45:01
45:01 the audience, our audience, all
45:03
45:03 >> all of you subscribers, we should all
45:05
45:05 come up with a video together and uh try
45:09
45:09 to beat this 9-year
45:11
45:11 uh 10-hour burning log with something of
45:15
45:15 our own. Just saying. We're open to
45:17
45:17 suggestions. We love ideas. use the
45:20
45:20 comment section. Um because we would
45:22
45:22 totally bust out a log and nine years
45:25
45:25 from now we can all look back at it and
45:26
45:26 say I was a part of that creation.
45:29
45:29 >> Say bust out a log.
45:32
45:32 >> You can't you can't bust a log.
45:34
45:34 >> I don't think anybody wants to see that.
45:36
45:36 I don't think anybody wants to see me
45:37
45:37 bust a log at all.
45:40
45:40 >> Maybe he's chopping wood. You know,
45:41
45:41 there there's actually Okay. Okay. There
45:43
45:43 is a YouTuber out there, some big old
45:45
45:45 yoke dude that just his channel is he
45:48
45:48 just sits there and he just chops wood
45:50
45:50 all just looking stallion just chop with
45:53
45:53 a sharp blade on his back and just cut
45:55
45:55 chops wood looking all sweaty. It's
45:57
45:57 >> We just need a niche, buddy. We need a
45:59
45:59 niche. Maybe we get our grippers and
46:00
46:00 like peanut butter or something, you
46:02
46:02 know?
46:02
46:02 >> I mean, I I I think we have our niche
46:04
46:04 and we have our audience. And thank you
46:05
46:05 again for listening. Thank you for
46:06
46:06 watching. You guys are awesome.
46:08
46:08 >> Wow. Look at that again. Just stroking
46:09
46:09 our own [ __ ] here. Amazing. Jesus.
46:12
46:12 >> All right, buddy. Let's move on.
46:13
46:13 >> Yeah, that was just my fun little uh
46:15
46:15 this about this log. Um
46:18
46:18 >> okay, another silly topic cuz tonight I
46:20
46:20 feel like it's all been the silly and
46:22
46:22 why not? It's a whiskey and um [ __ ]
46:24
46:24 White Claw or whatever the hell Sean
46:26
46:26 >> White Claw White Claw. Hell no. This is
46:28
46:28 cut water. Here's Cut Water. I'm from
46:31
46:31 the back waters of Cut Water. You know,
46:32
46:32 I'm drinking my Cut Water Mer. I opened
46:34
46:34 the second one, by the way, everybody. I
46:36
46:36 drank my first one. There's two. If you
46:37
46:37 don't believe me, here's the first can
46:38
46:38 and here's the second can because I'm a
46:40
46:40 I got the shakys. So, there you go. This
46:42
46:42 has turned into a double fisting
46:43
46:43 episode. I like it. I like it.
46:44
46:44 >> Double fist, baby. If I could shove this
46:46
46:46 on my ass, I would, but I can't. Doesn't
46:48
46:48 fit.
46:50
46:50 >> We made it to 48 minutes before Sean
46:52
46:52 threw in the butt.
46:54
46:54 >> Sean never throws in the towel. He just
46:56
46:56 throws in the butt at some point of in
46:58
46:58 every episode. Yeah.
46:59
46:59 >> I'm the definition of throwing that ass
47:00
47:00 in the circle. All right.
47:04
47:04 >> All right. Sean touched by a eupheanism.
47:07
47:07 Do you know what a eupheanism is? Do you
47:08
47:08 know what that is?
47:10
47:10 I was going to say it's when you get
47:12
47:12 executed, but that is not what that is.
47:17
47:17 >> It's kind of like if I don't mess up
47:19
47:19 that mess this up. It's kind You're
47:20
47:20 basically like saying something without
47:22
47:22 saying something.
47:24
47:24 >> Oh, okay.
47:24
47:24 >> Like like you're kind of Yeah. You're
47:26
47:26 just You're kind of like hinting at
47:27
47:27 what's going on. Um All right. So, I got
47:29
47:29 a couple euphemisms for you. And uh I
47:32
47:32 just want you to guess. I want you to
47:34
47:34 take a stab at the first couple and then
47:37
47:37 these last three I just want to know if
47:39
47:39 these are like like these are like red
47:41
47:41 flag things or you're going to like
47:43
47:43 you're you we'll get there. We'll get
47:44
47:44 there. Okay. Okay. Get there.
47:45
47:45 >> All right.
47:46
47:46 >> All right, Sean. Um for your first you
47:49
47:49 you eupheisms. Um
47:51
47:51 >> yeah,
47:52
47:52 >> here we go.
47:54
47:54 >> They had a horizontal conference call.
47:59
47:59 They had a horizontal conference call.
48:00
48:00 What do you think that means?
48:02
48:02 >> They had a hor that's like a sex term,
48:04
48:04 right? They had to have had like sex
48:07
48:07 horizontal, you know, make sense. Makes
48:10
48:10 sense.
48:11
48:11 >> Is that Yeah. Okay. You're right. You're
48:13
48:13 right. Yeah. Yeah. So, somebody's going,
48:15
48:15 "Hey, man, you're in the office." And
48:16
48:16 they go, "Hey, you know, they had a
48:17
48:17 horizontal conference call." You're
48:19
48:19 absolutely right, Sean. You You would
48:20
48:20 pick your ears. So, this is what we're
48:22
48:22 tuning our ears into like what these
48:24
48:24 things are, right? Okay.
48:25
48:25 >> Kind of what this what's happening.
48:26
48:26 >> Understood. I get what's happening now.
48:28
48:28 Okay. So, you got I like this.
48:30
48:30 >> Yeah. Yeah. So, you got that one. Okay.
48:32
48:32 Here's here's another one for you. So,
48:34
48:34 let me see if you can figure this one
48:35
48:35 out.
48:36
48:36 >> Okay.
48:37
48:37 >> This is the nofly zone.
48:40
48:40 >> This is the no fly zone.
48:41
48:41 >> If you were talking to somebody and
48:42
48:42 said, "Hey, you know what, man?" Like,
48:44
48:44 like say you were seeing somebody
48:46
48:46 >> and they said this was a nofly zone.
48:49
48:49 >> Oh, I guess it would mean like ah
48:52
48:52 like this is a no situation. Like this
48:54
48:54 is a like off limits, you know, like
48:58
48:58 >> There you go. Yeah. off limits.
49:01
49:01 >> Okay. All right. Yeah. So, no fly zone.
49:03
49:03 You're right, Sean. That would be like,
49:04
49:04 "Hey, man. This is a no-fly zone." Yeah,
49:06
49:06 you got it. You got it.
49:07
49:07 >> This is off limits. You can't touch my
49:08
49:08 a-hole, but you can touch my P hole.
49:10
49:10 Like, that's where I'm looking.
49:12
49:12 >> I'm glad you went there with it because
49:14
49:14 I wasn't going to read out what it
49:15
49:15 actually, but you got it. You hit it
49:16
49:16 right on the head there. That is the
49:17
49:17 That is a no-fly zone right there.
49:20
49:20 >> Okay. Now, for it's funny that you
49:22
49:22 brought up like relationship stuff
49:24
49:24 because these next three here, Sean, I I
49:28
49:28 have three more.
49:29
49:29 >> Okay.
49:29
49:29 >> And I want to know, let's just pretend
49:31
49:31 we're single for a minute, right?
49:33
49:33 >> Okay.
49:34
49:34 >> Pretend we're single. We're just like,
49:35
49:35 >> "Hey, show me that dick, buddy.
49:38
49:38 >> Me and you are just two like maybe
49:40
49:40 average looking dudes, you know? We're
49:42
49:42 just walking down the street
49:44
49:44 >> and we approach
49:45
49:45 >> below average
49:46
49:46 >> a just above average person that we're
49:48
49:48 interested in." Okay,
49:52
49:52 this is a lot of this a lot of you know
49:55
49:55 a lot of words to get to this point.
49:57
49:57 Yes, we approach another person.
49:60
49:60 >> We approach another person and uh this
50:03
50:03 is what they tell you, right? Because
50:04
50:04 because summer's coming. We got to know
50:06
50:06 if we can like maybe get with somebody,
50:09
50:09 right? Okay.
50:10
50:10 >> So, you go with this person and they
50:12
50:12 tell you you say, "Hey, uh are are you
50:15
50:15 seeing anybody right now?" Okay.
50:17
50:17 >> And this person says,
50:20
50:20 >> "We're in a soft launch relationship."
50:24
50:24 >> Would you We're in a soft launch
50:26
50:26 relationship. Would you would you would
50:28
50:28 you suggest if somebody were to tell
50:31
50:31 like if you were trying to hit on a
50:32
50:32 person and they they said this,
50:35
50:35 >> would you be like, would you tell that
50:36
50:36 person to go for it? If that person was
50:38
50:38 in a soft launch relationship,
50:41
50:41 >> I would assume that they've they've
50:44
50:44 launched. It's soft. Yes. So, it would
50:46
50:46 probably mean that
50:49
50:49 that it uh like they're seeing how
50:51
50:51 things go, you know, that's it's like
50:53
50:53 probably in the early stages of the
50:55
50:55 relationship. Um
50:58
50:58 that's probably when they're most prone
50:59
50:59 to change, you know, maybe maybe it is
51:02
51:02 go, you know, maybe it is a a a fly
51:05
51:05 zone, if you will.
51:06
51:06 >> Okay. Okay. We can fly into that zone.
51:08
51:08 You're you give a suggest you would say,
51:09
51:09 "Yeah, man. Go for it, man. Go for it."
51:11
51:11 just I mean if there's no if they didn't
51:13
51:13 if they didn't specifically say hey this
51:17
51:17 is a no-fly zone you know then I would
51:19
51:19 say the soft launch is you're [ __ ]
51:22
51:22 wheels up baby you know take it take it
51:25
51:25 out for a spin
51:26
51:26 >> okay all right I got two more for you
51:28
51:28 Sean All right this is Sean's
51:30
51:30 relationship advice this is the part of
51:32
51:32 the episode we've gotten to right now
51:34
51:34 >> welcome to Sean's relationship advice
51:35
51:35 where everything gets [ __ ]
51:38
51:38 >> right no hole is off limits
51:40
51:40 No, no flies.
51:43
51:43 >> All right, number two. What you got?
51:45
51:45 >> We're in a don't ask, don't define
51:48
51:48 situation.
51:50
51:50 >> Don't ask, don't def. That's like a [ __ ]
51:52
51:52 buddy. You know, you're friends with
51:54
51:54 benefits at that point, you know? Don't
51:55
51:55 ask, don't define it. You know, just let
51:58
51:58 things happen. That's that's what that
51:60
52:00 >> So, are you allowed to become a [ __ ]
52:01
52:01 buddy of theirs? Like, if that's that's
52:03
52:03 what they
52:04
52:04 >> if that's what you want to hold your
52:05
52:05 standard to, then yeah, sure. Why not?
52:08
52:08 You know, if you just want to just [ __ ]
52:10
52:10 around, pun intended, like, then go for
52:13
52:13 it. You know, that's it's all up to you.
52:15
52:15 And obviously the person that you're
52:16
52:16 trying to [ __ ] but you know, yeah, why
52:19
52:19 not? You do you.
52:20
52:20 >> Okay. Okay. All right. The final one I
52:23
52:23 have for you, Sean, is
52:24
52:24 >> I'm ready.
52:26
52:26 >> We're in a renewable energy partnership.
52:31
52:31 >> No [ __ ] idea what that means. That's
52:32
52:32 some hippie level [ __ ] That's some
52:34
52:34 kind of stuff that only Joshua thinks
52:36
52:36 about when he's in a [ __ ] hotring up
52:38
52:38 there. A what is Can you repeat that? A
52:41
52:41 renewable energy relationship.
52:44
52:44 >> We are in a renewable energy
52:45
52:45 relationship.
52:47
52:47 >> What the [ __ ] does that even mean? What
52:50
52:50 the [ __ ] is even that? A renewal. What
52:53
52:53 does that mean? What does that mean?
52:55
52:55 Does
52:56
52:56 >> What? I'm
52:58
52:58 >> Would you like I got to think. Hang on.
53:02
53:02 Like
53:03
53:03 >> I got to think about this one. What is
53:04
53:04 that? A renewable energy situation. So
53:07
53:07 that means that one person
53:09
53:09 >> is gaining the energy from another
53:12
53:12 person
53:13
53:13 >> or they because it's renewable. I guess
53:16
53:16 they would have to be both gaining the
53:17
53:17 energy, right? And like simultaneously
53:22
53:22 I would walk away. I would walk away.
53:23
53:23 I'd be too confused. I'd be like,
53:25
53:25 "Listen here, you hippie motherfucker."
53:27
53:27 Like that's some that's some wrinkly
53:30
53:30 dinkly [ __ ] right there. I'm not I'm I
53:32
53:32 know dude. I know dude. I'm out. I'm
53:34
53:34 out. Catch me outside.
53:37
53:37 >> That's funny. Yeah. Well, I don't I I
53:39
53:39 put those into chat for some uh adult
53:41
53:41 euanism humor and I just wanted to see
53:43
53:43 what it would come. It came up with like
53:45
53:45 200 of them and I can't can't read them
53:47
53:47 all.
53:49
53:49 >> You had your chat working on overtime.
53:50
53:50 [ __ ]
53:50
53:50 >> Yeah. I I thought it was pretty funny
53:52
53:52 that chat would come up with these as
53:54
53:54 like things that humans would actually
53:58
53:58 lean towards when it comes to these
54:00
54:00 eupheisms. So, I thought it was [ __ ]
54:02
54:02 funny. U But you know what would be
54:04
54:04 scary? What it's going to be scary is if
54:05
54:05 chat does become,
54:07
54:07 >> you know, AI does become true robots and
54:10
54:10 they start using these things in real
54:12
54:12 world to
54:12
54:12 >> try to hit on us.
54:13
54:13 >> Yeah. Trying to hit on us like like
54:15
54:15 maybe the bot was trying to hit on me as
54:17
54:17 I was typing this [ __ ] in there. Like
54:19
54:19 >> it knew that you had hippie aspirations
54:21
54:21 and it was like do you want to start a
54:23
54:23 renewable energy farm with me?
54:26
54:26 >> Like it's already asking. It already
54:28
54:28 knows I have four monitors. It wants to
54:30
54:30 [ __ ] use my resources already. Like
54:32
54:32 it wants to It's already wants to drain
54:34
54:34 me of my resources. What a dick. I'm
54:37
54:37 never using it again.
54:38
54:38 >> It's [ __ ] up.
54:40
54:40 >> Jesus Christ.
54:41
54:41 >> I don't know.
54:43
54:43 >> I thought I thought that was I thought
54:44
54:44 that was pretty clever that chat is just
54:46
54:46 going to be a little little bit more
54:48
54:48 clever when it comes to
54:49
54:49 >> people and kind of our stuff.
54:53
54:53 >> Yeah. There you go, buddy.
54:54
54:54 >> All right, my dude. Let's [ __ ] let's
54:55
54:55 start landing this plane. We're almost
54:56
54:56 at the our time limit here. Uh, the
54:59
54:59 flight attendants are yelling at me in
55:00
55:00 the background. They told me not to open
55:01
55:01 another cutwater. I didn't listen. I'm
55:03
55:03 the one flying the plane. God, I can't
55:06
55:06 see out of one eye. So, buddy, let's do
55:09
55:09 some fun finds. Let's do some lucky
55:10
55:10 numbers. Let's do some fortunes. The way
55:12
55:12 we get people out of here every week.
55:14
55:14 Uh, if you're new to this podcast, I was
55:17
55:17 going to say I was going to say
55:18
55:18 something else, but I refused.
55:20
55:20 >> You need to open the third one, man.
55:22
55:22 Jesus Christ.
55:23
55:23 >> No. If you're new, hey, welcome. Thank
55:24
55:24 you. We're your new best friends. We
55:26
55:26 appreciate you being here. Uh, sorry for
55:27
55:27 late life. You know, we're just sucking
55:28
55:28 our own dicks on this channel right now.
55:30
55:30 So, uh, buddy, what fun finds do you got
55:33
55:33 for us this week?
55:35
55:35 >> Okay, so I have more than just a fun
55:37
55:37 find. This find
55:38
55:38 >> more than just a fun.
55:39
55:39 >> It's more there's it's bigger than just
55:42
55:42 a fun find. This was a not only a fun
55:44
55:44 find, but this was actually a fun build.
55:48
55:48 >> And a fun build.
55:50
55:50 >> This was a fun build. And you will know
55:54
55:54 >> uh once I show it to you. So, if you're
55:56
55:56 just listening, you may have to just
55:57
55:57 slide over. If you like visuals, me and
55:58
55:58 Sean like to get visual uh uh u visually
56:02
56:02 fun from time to time together. Um
56:05
56:05 this is my fun f and I really hope I I
56:09
56:09 pray I don't break this because this is
56:10
56:10 one of those this is one of those fun
56:12
56:12 fine fun builds that could literally
56:14
56:14 collapse and break and I will regret it
56:17
56:17 because it took a long time to to build.
56:19
56:19 Um check it out everybody.
56:22
56:22 >> All right, here he goes. He's lifting.
56:24
56:24 Oh, look at that bad boy.
56:27
56:27 [ __ ] R2D2
56:30
56:30 in the flesh and blood. Holy [ __ ] my
56:33
56:33 guy. That is beautiful, dude. Uh, how
56:36
56:36 long did it take you? How long did it
56:37
56:37 take you to create that beautiful
56:39
56:39 masterpiece?
56:39
56:39 >> I I wish I would have timed the whole
56:41
56:41 thing, but um
56:44
56:44 Jesus, I I have no idea. I I cannot put
56:47
56:47 a time on it. and nor fun find fun build
56:52
56:52 fun fact nor can I confess to actually
56:55
56:55 building it myself. Thank you very much.
56:57
56:57 Thank you for watching. Thank you for
56:58
56:58 listening. And uh I'll see you next
56:59
56:59 week.
56:60
56:60 >> [ __ ] Who built it?
57:04
57:04 Did you hire somebody to build it? Did
57:06
57:06 you hire a legal lawyer?
57:08
57:08 >> Cut. Episode over. Goodbye.
57:13
57:13 >> Yeah. Thanks for playing. Play the music
57:16
57:16 to wrap it up.
57:18
57:18 All right. Well, questions won't be
57:21
57:21 answered and we'll just leave it at
57:24
57:24 that.
57:26
57:26 Jesus Christ. All right. Let me show
57:28
57:28 everybody my fun find. Lince won't tell
57:30
57:30 us anything about that. Uh, like I
57:32
57:32 alluded to in the song for the AI song
57:34
57:34 of the week. Uh, it's an Alice in
57:37
57:37 Wonderland theme, buddy. Hey, I went and
57:38
57:38 I picked up the last Sketch series Funko
57:42
57:42 Pop that I needed. Uh, you may have saw
57:44
57:44 the one right behind me down there. the
57:46
57:46 uh Mad Hatter somewhere is right there.
57:49
57:49 That one right there. That one. Uh that
57:51
57:51 is the uh the limited edition version.
57:53
57:53 This is just the standard version which
57:55
57:55 I didn't have until right now. There you
57:58
57:58 go. That is the Mad Hatter in the sketch
58:01
58:01 uh Alice in Wonderland. So that is the
58:03
58:03 last one I need. I have every other one
58:05
58:05 uh in this sketch series that has to do
58:06
58:06 with Alice in Wonderland. So it's with
58:08
58:08 me now. Uh this will go in the
58:09
58:09 background and it's going to stay in the
58:10
58:10 box. So just FYI on that one, everybody.
58:13
58:13 >> Nice.
58:14
58:14 >> There you go. Uh, let's do some
58:15
58:15 fortunes, my dude, and give everybody a
58:17
58:17 lucky number. Then we'll have you do
58:18
58:18 your ending monologue. The thing people
58:20
58:20 listen to the most, surprisingly.
58:21
58:21 >> Jesus, I I highly doubt that. Um, but
58:24
58:24 like Sean said, we usually end these
58:25
58:25 things with some cookies. I only have a
58:27
58:27 few more of these cookies left. These
58:28
58:28 are the uh Jesus, the misfortune
58:31
58:31 cookies, the naughty dozen. We've had
58:33
58:33 these since last year. So, if you are
58:35
58:35 asking, wondering, or just curious, I'm
58:38
58:38 not going to eat these cookies cuz last
58:39
58:39 week, if you had seen had watched it and
58:42
58:42 not just listened, I put part of this in
58:45
58:45 my mouth. I I'm sure. And uh
58:47
58:47 >> you did very much.
58:49
58:49 >> I I think I I no longer have the taste
58:52
58:52 buds on that side of my mouth from that
58:54
58:54 cookie. So, thank you because it was
58:58
58:58 [ __ ] It was disgusting.
58:60
58:60 >> All right, everybody. Here is your
59:02
59:02 misfortune for this episode uh 117
59:05
59:05 on January 20th, I believe, is the date
59:08
59:08 today.
59:09
59:09 >> Mhm.
59:09
59:09 >> Here you go. Take comfort in knowing the
59:13
59:13 gifts you give were made by some of the
59:15
59:15 world's most skilled children.
59:19
59:19 >> Oh, it's kind of nice.
59:21
59:21 >> Yeah,
59:21
59:21 >> it's very nice.
59:22
59:22 >> Weird kind of way.
59:24
59:24 >> It's nice. I mean
59:26
59:26 >> I mean sorry that kind of leads me to
59:28
59:28 ask do you think elves are kids? Like
59:31
59:31 aren't elves like
59:34
59:34 milliony old beings you know or hundred
59:36
59:36 of year old beings you know?
59:38
59:38 >> I mean if elves exist I would imagine
59:40
59:40 they are of a higher power and higher
59:43
59:43 living. So yeah I yeah they you know
59:45
59:45 they're smaller. They use less
59:47
59:47 resources.
59:48
59:48 >> What a sad life. You're a you're a
59:50
59:50 you're a a god level being, but you're
59:52
59:52 forced to make toys for children.
59:55
59:55 That's that's the short end of the stick
59:58
59:58 if I've ever seen one. So,
59:59
59:59 >> no pun intended. Yeah,
60:01
60:01 >> no pun intended.
60:02
60:02 >> But you know what is intended, buddy?
60:03
60:03 These seven lucky numbers that you guys
60:05
60:05 can use for whatever nefarious reasons
60:06
60:06 you would like. They are as followed. 5
60:09
60:09 6 12 19 32 39 and 40. Once again, your
60:13
60:13 seven lucky numbers are 5, 6, 12, 19,
60:16
60:16 32, 39, and 40. Joshua, we've come to
60:21
60:21 the end of this episode. The plane is
60:24
60:24 landing. The stewardists are already
60:27
60:27 mad. They've tried to bang on the door
60:29
60:29 to the plane. I have passed out. Uh, you
60:32
60:32 are the one piloting this moment right
60:34
60:34 now. Buddy, what the what do you want to
60:38
60:38 tell the people for this week? Well,
60:40
60:40 Sean and everybody listening and the few
60:43
60:43 of you watching because we love those of
60:45
60:45 you who show up to YouTube and and watch
60:47
60:47 this [ __ ] because uh clearly we do
60:49
60:49 visuals. Clearly, we show off some some
60:51
60:51 fun finds and cool [ __ ] uh so you guys
60:53
60:53 can take a look at. But I'm going to
60:55
60:55 keep it short. I'm going to keep it
60:56
60:56 simple just like parts of my body. Um I
60:59
60:59 appreciate all of you listening. I
61:01
61:01 appreciate all of you watching. Thank
61:03
61:03 you to the new subscribers. We see you
61:05
61:05 guys popping up and uh we appreciate you
61:08
61:08 guys supporting uh everything we're
61:09
61:09 doing on here and um we're going to be
61:11
61:11 here next week for episode 118 where we
61:14
61:14 will be that much more funny and that
61:18
61:18 much more silly and have a brand new
61:19
61:19 song for everybody. Go check out the
61:21
61:21 website uh merch, music, all that good
61:24
61:24 stuff. So uh thanks again for watching.
61:26
61:26 Thank you for listening. Nice. Joshua
61:28
61:28 couldn't have said it any better this
61:30
61:30 week. Thank you for watching. Thank you
61:31
61:31 for listening. Sorry for the late live.
61:33
61:33 you know, hit us on all the socials. Hit
61:35
61:35 that subscribe button, do all the fun
61:36
61:36 stuff. Um, I don't really have too much
61:38
61:38 to say other than pigs will be pigs.
61:40
61:40 And, uh, you know, I fought the law and
61:42
61:42 I won, so I'm happy about that. Uh,
61:43
61:43 Joshua, before I leave, I got one for
61:45
61:45 you. Speaking of pigs, here you go. Uh,
61:48
61:48 why are pigs so bad at soccer?
61:51
61:51 No idea.
61:53
61:53 >> They're ball hogs.
61:56
61:56 Ladies and gentlemen, we will see you
61:59
61:59 next week.
62:00
62:00 Deuces.
62:24
62:24 I mean, nobody needs to know what that
62:26
62:26 was about.
62:28
62:28 sometimes like I kind of feel like they
62:30
62:30 should know what that was about before
62:32
62:32 we keep
62:32
62:32 >> Yeah. Yeah. It's called It's called
62:34
62:34 pay-per-view, you know, Patreon. Uh
62:37
62:37 that's a members exclusive on the
62:39
62:39 website. Nobody needs to hear that on
62:41
62:41 public airways. Jesus.
62:43
62:43 >> I I feel like people have talked about
62:44
62:44 worse though. Just going to say
62:45
62:45 >> Oh yeah. Oh yeah. I mean, [ __ ]
62:48
62:48 >> Yeah, for sure.
62:49
62:49 >> Yeah, man. All right. What's the deal?
62:50
62:50 What's up? So, you got yours. We're
62:52
62:52 popping this out. You got your [ __ ]
62:53
62:53 going here. Go first. This is the This
62:57
62:57 is
62:58
62:58 Go for the line up here.
63:00
63:00 >> What does that say? Touched by
63:03
63:03 I can't even tell what that says.
63:05
63:05 >> Wait, did I spell that right?
63:07
63:07 >> No, it I just can't read. What does it
63:09
63:09 say? Touched by
63:10
63:10 >> touched by a eupheanism.
63:12
63:12 >> A eupheanism. A eupheanism.
63:15
63:15 That's going to be fun to say.
63:18
63:18 >> I mean, I can say it if you want.
63:21
63:21 >> I'll I'll [ __ ] I'll say it. I'll
63:22
63:22 embarrass myself. I don't give a [ __ ]
63:25
63:25 All
63:26
63:26 right, let's [ __ ] get the show.
