Sorry For The Delay | EP.12 | Unclaimed Mail, The Amazon Incident & Christmas Movies
-WHAT’S IN OUR CUP-
Sean: Sobriety (recovering from last episode’s “science experiment”).
Joshua: Water (light sips, still in holiday cooldown).
-CHAPTERS-
00:00 Welcome Back, Still Recovering & Last Episode Chaos
02:13 This Day In History: Dickens, Rolls-Royce V12s & NASA Moon/Mars Plans
06:01 “Sponsored By Sobriety” & Christmas Facts Lightning Round
07:21 Tangent Alert: Can You Buy Unclaimed Mail? (Yes… sorta.)
08:36 Christmas Trees Since 1850, 15 Years To Grow & Replanting Stats
14:18 Holiday Shopping = One-Sixth Of Annual Retail Sales
15:17 Budgets, Seasonal Relationships & Setting Limits
16:57 Mid-Episode Fortune Cookie (No Numbers)
19:53 The Amazon Incident: Live Package Pickup… Kindness Or Crime?
25:29 Quick Tech Flub & Tease: Next Episode Reflection
26:32 One Favorite Christmas Movie? (Nope, Joshua Picks Two)
30:46 Tim Allen’s The Santa Clause vs. Christmas Vacation Vibes
33:40 Scrooge Takes: Bill Murray vs. The Muppets
37:04 Home Alone Love, Logic Holes & Nostalgia
40:40 Bad Santa (Iconic Dressing Room), Box Office Reality Check
44:05 Elf Debate: Adorable Or Annoying?
46:22 Top Earners: Animated Grinch Wins, Deep List Oddities
53:04 Fun Finds: Clark Griswold, Boba Fett & Batman Art Series
57:15 Sean’s Hand-Carved Christmas Nesting Set (Seattle Market)
59:04 Official Fortune & Lucky Numbers
1:01:11 Holiday Sign-Off & Warm Fuzzies
-SOUND BITES-
• “This episode is sponsored by a little bit of sobriety.” — Sean, resetting after last week’s cocktail chaos.
• “Twelve Days to Live… use it wisely.” — Joshua, doing festive math on December 19.
• “Did you know you can buy unclaimed mail?” — Joshua, launching a legendary tangent.
• “Excuse me, that is not an act of kindness— that is theft.” — Sean, on The Amazon Incident.
• “You just witnessed a crime.” — Sean, confirming what we’re all thinking.
• “Set a limit… they’re coming for your bag.” — Joshua, on seasonal relationships.
• “Your greatest wish will come true.” — Joshua, reading the mid-episode fortune (no numbers).
• “I’m a wine guy all the way… unless it’s 805.” — Sean, in beverage character (call-back spirit).
• “I’m going with the vibe of reality—Santa’s not real.” — Joshua, bracing for comments.
• “Tim Allen’s beard? Not real.” — Joshua, doubling down.
• “Bad Santa is one of those movies studios wouldn’t greenlight today.” — Sean, on risk and reward.
• “Buddy the Elf is not making it.” — Sean, continuing last episode’s battle logic.
• “Elf ranked eighth; Christmas Vacation ranked 29th—still my number one.” — Joshua, facts and feelings.
• “The animated Grinch made $526 million.” — Joshua, crowning the box-office king.
• “Merry Christmas and happy holidays—enjoy every minute.” — Sean, cozy sign-off energy.
-FORTUNE & FINDS-
Fortune: A man cannot be comfortable without his own approval.
Lucky Numbers: 26, 36, 46, 17, 48, 6
Fun Finds / Value Finds:
Sean: Hand-carved Christmas nesting set (tree → Santa → snowman) from a Seattle holiday market—gorgeous, handmade, and instantly festive.
Joshua: Clark Griswold figure made a seasonal cameo, plus a retro Boba Fett and a Batman Art Series in a hard case. (Honorable mention teased for next week from a generous subscriber—set completed!)
(Artwork Shoutout: None This Episode)
Transcript
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welcome to sorry for the delay episode 12 I'm
your editor Mia and on today's show the boys are
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talking about unclaimed maale what we are dubbing
the Amazon incident and they share their all-time
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favorite Christmas movie along with a list of
other top Christmas movies because Joshua hates
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boxes merry Christmas and happy holidays from the
crew at sorry for the delay enjoy the show hello
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Joshua welcome to sorry for the delay episode
number 12 I think maybe I don't know Joshua I'm
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still drunk from the last episode so Jesus so take
it with with a grand assault buddy it's episode 12
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God it's one of these things yeah if anybody saw
that one I'm over here drinking straight adult
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juice Sean's mixing drinks and or teaching me
how to mix drinks as just say that way and uh it
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it went great I'm still recovering Mia is editing
that one and she she had a lot of questions for me
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uh with that one so uh hopefully the majority of
it came out uh will find out so who knows um and
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also speaking of that uh maybe the supplemental
will come out I don't know I haven't seen that
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one yet uh but considering it was pretty pretty
deep into the sauce uh we'll we'll see how it
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goes we'll see uh but Joshua please I I yeah I
can hardly remember that supplemental that that
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that one I I really do hope that one does come
out cuz that was that was great it's it's not
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as long as this one everyone so um do enjoy that
one it's a little bit different than what you've
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been seeing so far um Che out should be it should
be fun oh yeah and uh well are you ready for this
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possible day in history hopefully I am Joshua I
I am ready I've been looking forward to it ever
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since you told me about 20 minutes ago you did not
know the date so let's go I yeah I don't even know
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what today is tomorrow is I'm just trying to make
it your life everybody gosh so for this day wait
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I should even I I mean last time I didn't tell
you how how how long you had to live so let me
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try this one again you know if you okay so go for
it well this being December 19th you only have 12
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days remaining in this year everybody baby 12
Days to Live 12 12 mother effing days so unless
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you're taking vacation or you're doing something
special you got a whole 288 hours to deal with
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this day at work or in life and uh as I mentioned
sometimes I like to break these things down that
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is equal to 17,280 minutes of [ __ ] time so use
it wisely name yeah so enjoy it whether you're
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with your girlfriend your wife your family a bum
on the street you drink with whatever you're you
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know whatever you want to do with that time
yeah maybe I took that too far sorry um so on
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this day in history we're going to go with it
so on this day in history in 1843 A Christmas
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Carol by Charles Dickens is published being
around Christmas time yeah reach back a few
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years in this day in history my second this day
in history in 192 for the last rollsroyce silver
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ghost is sold in London England so if you're a
car fanatic check that out it is the uh silver
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ghost the last one was sold shit's probably worth
a [ __ ] ton of money right now oh yeah and I'm
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Gonna Keep with that that theme right there
let me give you a little uh a fun fact about
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rolls warri Rolls-Royce on this day in history in
1994 Rolls-Royce did announce its future car will
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be feature will feature V12 engines which will
be produced by BMW holy [ __ ] God damn yeah so
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Joshua correct me if I'm wrong but uh is a V12
faster than a V8 oh yeah that's a that's a big
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boy I'm not a car fanatic but some of you guys
are it's a big that's a big engine I was just
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surprised to hear that BMW is doing the engines
now I don't know's doing it before I mean if you
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think like if you think a luxury car brands
you know BMW's kind of up there so it makes
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sense you know Rolls-Royce yeah I putting in
the BM put in the engine that's awesome I'm
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sure it's a a solid engine so that was my uh
rolls of Warriors fun fact but I do have one
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more so for everybody who's been waiting since
1988 NASA did NASA did unveil unveil plans for
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L for lunar colony and man Mission tomorrows so
if you've had your ticket since 1988 we're this
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uh we're still in 2023 we have not gotten to Mars
yet so getting closer elon's getting this there
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everybody almost right he's he's he's working
his way up you know eventually buddy that was
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my random ass this day in history on December
19th nothing collaborates nothing makes sense I
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just smash that together the last moment everybody
um I hope you take something from that hey josua
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thank you though you know thank you for keeping
us on track here I appreciate your this dayss and
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histories you know they're very nice you know um
I just like to start off this episode by saying
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uh this episode is sponsored by a little bit of
sobriety just saying uh if you watched the last
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episode uh it was chaotic and uh you know we're
back to normal everybody we're back to bringing
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you your non-structured structured stuff and with
saying that that Joshua I want to lay something
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down on you right now buddy I want to tell you I
want to tell you some Christmas facts because this
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comes out on the 19th as you just stated earlier
and it we because our release date is Tuesdays
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it's it's weird because we this isn't technically
the Christmas episode but the one that we release
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after this is technically after Christmas so this
is the closest we get to a Christmas episode kind
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of thing you know what I mean so uh we're just
going to make the best of both worlds just R and
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I'm going to tell you some Christmas facts are
you ready J sure I'm I'm excited to hear your
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fun facts your Christmas yeah late on me all right
fact number one three billion Christmas cards are
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sent in the United States each year Joshua three
billion whoa three billion exactly MH now get this
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cars going I don't know probably to Santa maybe
to like people who still enjoy I mean to be fair
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I do like receiving cards and letters that's
always really nice but realistically I have no
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idea where these cards are going to be honest who
knows doesn't stay in here all right let's move
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on wait did you know you can buy unclaimed mail
sorry to sorry to stop this in his track usually
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do I always [ __ ] this up did you know you can
buy unclaimed mail tangent you do we're about to
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go on a we're about to go on a tangent right now
please explain to me let's not keep going keep
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going you can buy this and look it up go keep
going Sean keep going Sean hang no no no no no
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I want to I want to I want to D dig deep into this
what do you mean that I can buy unclaimed are you
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saying that if you did not pick up your mail for
x amount of time I can go to the post office and
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pick up your mail that seems illegal I I believe
there is a system in place and it's got to go over
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like so many decades and so many years I believe
you can go and buy unclaimed mail I I I've seen
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it somewhere maybe these people stole it on the
show that I watched but it is available for you
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to uh get unclaimed mail like unclaimed lockers
you can claim people's lockers who they just
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leave abandoned and stop paying for you could buy
those up too there's a section for unclean mail
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what the the [ __ ] that's crazy yeah yeah godd
damn so all right well learn something new today
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no it's all right Joshua hey get this though
Christmas trees Joshua have been sold in the
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US since 1850 think about that 1850 Christmas
trees have been around they've been a thing
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buddy and now I mean I think trees have always
been a thing but yeah well I guess to be classif
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a little different yeah yeah I think I think we
kind of like put a spin on these trees like was
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there abundance of them that's why we made them
let's just start chopping all these damn things
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down you know like why like basic economics got
Thanksgiving basic economics and marketing right
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so he probably had a surplus of trees and
they were like Hey listen uh let's go ahead
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and call these Christmas trees you know everybody
needs one in your house Nostalgia come on so they
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speak of Christmas trees Joshua they do smell
really good but speaking of Christmas trees
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did you know Joshua that it takes on average
15 mother flipping years to make a Christmas
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tree I did know that oh well you know what I'm
done with these facts now [ __ ] you I'm [ __ ]
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lying I did not know that [ __ ] thing I did not
know 15 years buddy that's older than me that's
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a lot older than you you're damn correct 15 years
though wow that's that is quite impressive I mean
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for The Unique smell and and the design of them
I guess it makes sense why it takes so long for
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them to grow I mean we're not growing a head of
lettuce you know just a ball of green sitting on
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the ground and some dirt I mean this thing is
pretty smells nice has personality takes time
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to uh evolve in that that that style so I I get
it I get it oh cool for sure uh I have two more
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for you Joshua and uh you can partake in this one
so here I'm GNA ask you a question and I want you
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to guess the best answer all right or guess your
answer okay how many living Christmas trees do you
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think are sold in the US every year in the US uh
specifically the United States Liv living living
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yes I am going to go with 37 million holy [ __ ]
Joshua you were very close 35 million trees are
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sold each year but Joshua follow up to that how
many do you think are replanted oh you know it's
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a sad world we live in I'm just going to go like
two million of those damn things more trees let's
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have a little bit of hope this Christmas season
45 million trees are replanted so you know whoa
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they're keeping up with it they're keeping up
with it wow that that does that does surprise
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me surprised me too and this is the last
one that surprised me Joshua kind of um so
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holiday purchases so around the holiday time
account for one sixth of yearly retail sales
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in all of the United States so that means one
sixth of everything being sold is sold during
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the holidays like that's [ __ ] crazy to me buddy
Jesus like one 16 sounds like a small number but
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if you think about that for a yearly basis like
one six is a pretty big number so it's like God
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damn people really shopping on the holidays and
that leads me to think there's probably warehouses
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cuz things just don't get built overnight like
like this elf behind me isn't putting that [ __ ]
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together freaking the night before it gets the
stores like all these things course that little
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[ __ ] you those are my dreams that that little
guy back there hasn't moved since the day he got
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there he's already collecting dust so I would
imagine because it takes so long to make things
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there's probably warehouses sitting somewhere
out in Montana or somewhere just our you know
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our shipping containers out in the ocean right
now just full of just product oh yeah for sure
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and Deals being made and so for that much product
to be sold at this time of the year all this stuff
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has got to be pre-built ready to go um you know
look at the shortage of PlayStations Xbox iPads
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you you think they're going to ramp that up
every single year if they can of course you
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know for sure you want you want to match your
product if not beat the sale of Christmas trees
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if we're selling that many Christmas trees I know
somebody wants that many iPads and Xboxes sold to
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so how do you how do you achieve that um with a
bunch of little elves like this dude back here
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dang straight buddy dang straight yeah that's
pretty wild though that is is pretty freaking
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wild yeah I thought that was pretty cool I mean
uh very interesting you know holiday time always
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gets interesting especially with like knowing
the ins and outs of like the retail stuff it's
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like [ __ ] people get crazy man people want to
spend that money they don't got so I I would like
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to know how much [ __ ] ends up returned all the
broken relationships all the bad gifts that people
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get and go straight to the garbage yeah like
like who's returning these relationships yeah
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like take this [ __ ] back I only started dating
you because of the the holidays after this I'm
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giving you back you know it's h you know those
are the same people who want all the presents
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yeah that's why you said a budget for everybody
out there said a budget um if you if you just met
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somebody new all of a sudden they just came back
in your life they sent you a text message maybe
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around Thanksgiving because the holidays are
coming if they just came snuggling back into
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your life because they know you were the you
know the person that gave them the best [ __ ]
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you know set a limit on those people because you
know they're coming for the keys to your new car
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you know they're they're coming for your bag so
set a limit um fortunately enough for some of
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us we're in long-term relationships we've gotten
lucky but we got limits too but don't don't yeah
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yeah I guess it's specifically for those who just
maybe met somebody again just don't open the bag
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up for that brand new somebody because they will
get you I promise make a lot of promises on this
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show should probably stop yeah you should probably
stop you have made a lot of promises unfortunately
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like can we have a promise counter somewhere
can can we have a can we that's somebody else
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to figure out that ain't for me [ __ ] promises
have I made oh that's great there you go josa
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those were some fun facts for Christmas time you
know just wanted to give you a little change of
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pace bam some fun yeah I I I can dig I can dig
fun facts um I I do like that this time of the
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year I like I like knowing it's coming to an end
we got a we got a brand new year coming um but
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I I'm definitely not the person that all of a
sudden there's a new year it's time to set new
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goals these goals have been set prior to January
1 so I'm not the one who's going to start working
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out around Christmas time or start spending more
money around Christmas time you know you just the
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calendar doesn't determine what we do in life you
determine that damn just like a fortune cookie bro
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that was nice you know I've been thinking about
these D I'm glad you brought up fortune cookies
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because I got a whole lot of fortune cookies
that don't have lucky numbers you know maybe we
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mix it up a little bit right now in the middle of
this damn thing I just open one that just just to
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maybe maybe turn the dial on the mood a little
bit should I should I pop one of these cookies
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open sure [ __ ] it or is or is it too soon is it
too soon to pop a cookie Never Too Soon never too
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soon to pop a cookie buddy I'm I'm going to pop
a cookie um like that that first gift you get to
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open maybe before Christmas this this one is not
going to have any lucky numbers this unfortunately
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is one of those Panda uh diarrhea cookies that
doesn't give us lucky numbers unfortunate Panda
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hey if you're listening put some [ __ ] lucky
numbers on your cookies Panda let's go get with
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the times enough said the whole reason I bought
them is I I thought they had them that's why
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I'm so I'm bummed out about it so let me uh try to
pop this cookie okay let's I want something that's
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going to liven the mood a little bit hopefully
this or make us really depressed let's find
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out let's see here we go o this is a good one
for uh Christmas time okay right your fortune
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with unlucky numbers is your greatest wish will
come true oh that is really nice Joshua if you
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had I mean to speak off that Joshua what what is
your greatest wish buddy immortality maybe off the
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red rinder oh my God didn't we talk about imort
immortality did we talk about how I don't think
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we did if we did immortality probably in a past
episode so like a one of the ones that were never
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released I know right yeah we might have touched
upon this so greatest wish oh gosh I'd have to
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ponder on this one a little bit but if I had to
if I really had to just throw it out there right
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away it would probably be not to live forever but
to be healthy while I'm alive that's great yeah I
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would I would do the same to be honest but I would
more blanket it i' want my friends and family and
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myself to be oh healthy while while alive you know
I'm not selfish like you so whatever the wish it's
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my wish dude I opened this damn cookie I spent
the $150 on those piece of [ __ ] cookies it's
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my wish I'm going to be selfish for one minute
by the time it took me to read that that's great
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yeah I'm gonna be yeah that's that's what I'm
doing um but yeah I'm I'm gonna go with a good
0:19:12.240,0:19:16.960
healthy and I'm gonna go I'm gonna I'm gonna
go with no matter what I eat either I GNA I
0:19:16.960,0:19:23.760
want to eat [ __ ] and still be healthy just I
want to abuse the system I just want to [ __ ]
0:19:23.760,0:19:30.440
I want to eat like a campfire raccoon yeah cuz
doesn't the apply to the whole the whole concept
0:19:30.440,0:19:35.880
of it doesn't matter if you are eating well
or not you know it's my wish it's it's your
0:19:35.880,0:19:39.880
wish you can be healthy as long as you want I'm
okay with that hey you can do whatever you want
0:19:39.880,0:19:45.080
buddy that's great I do have a question for you
though of course have question please I mean no
0:19:45.080,0:19:53.920
one else is here to my wish so on my way home
today okay um I was thinking about how I have
0:19:53.920,0:20:01.360
nothing to say and nothing to talk about as as we
both you know it just kind of goes we got we you
0:20:01.360,0:20:10.680
know yeah [ __ ] it so as I was driving home
I uh I I first I crossed an Amazon truck this
0:20:10.680,0:20:14.920
guy's wheeling and dealing this guy's chucking
boxes down you know he's like he's like it's like
0:20:14.920,0:20:20.640
got a bulling now he's just throwing the [ __ ]
down the [ __ ] road um yeah first thought was I
0:20:20.640,0:20:27.320
hope they didn't order thing in glass this [ __ ]
throws his package down the [ __ ] road like took
0:20:27.320,0:20:34.720
three months to get you know now this asshole's
kicking it down the road Amazon and then right
0:20:34.720,0:20:43.960
you know in tow behind this guy was this busted
ass what probably at one point was nice a BMW I
0:20:43.960,0:20:49.840
mean this thing was sounded like a [ __ ] truck
without a muffler this thing was just busted one
0:20:49.840,0:20:58.280
spare tire yeah like I could go on and on about
how busted this BMW look but this guy was was
0:20:58.280,0:21:05.160
running up behind this Amazon truck and and
basically picking up packages what the [ __ ]
0:21:05.160,0:21:11.160
right after this guy had been dropping him off
and I'm thinking oh [ __ ] does does this does
0:21:11.160,0:21:17.800
this does this guy does this guy know these
people like is this a scheduled Amazon after
0:21:17.800,0:21:27.720
Amazon pickup so my question to you Sean Christ
like does he know all his neighbors this guy Mr
0:21:27.720,0:21:34.000
Roger this guy F you know your neighbors love
your neighbors oh I think you just witnessed a
0:21:34.000,0:21:41.080
crime Joshua was that a crime I just witnessed
everybody like that was most definitely a
0:21:41.080,0:21:51.160
crime I mean was that the question so what are you
yes so this the question was drawn out but what
0:21:51.160,0:21:57.680
are you doing if you're on your way home minding
your own business thinking about nothing and you
0:21:57.680,0:22:04.240
see this act of what I think is kindness picking
up other people's packages off their front porch
0:22:04.240,0:22:15.680
well at a later date what are you doing excuse
me Joshua but first of all that uh that is not an
0:22:15.680,0:22:25.320
act of kindness my guy that is uh that is theft
so uh I guess realistically you'd probably want
0:22:25.320,0:22:32.920
to call the non-emergency uh officers police
officers and explain what you saw and probably
0:22:32.920,0:22:39.040
give a license plate number like that's probably
what you should have done uh but knowing you you
0:22:39.040,0:22:48.600
probably just were like oh good for him good for
him I mean thought just being a good neighbor like
0:22:48.600,0:22:59.320
I mean I I don't so what should I have done tell
me like what done I'm you call the non-emergency
0:22:59.320,0:23:05.040
number give them the license plate tell them that
this man is picking up packages that are clearly
0:23:05.040,0:23:12.720
not his like very easy very easy otherwise you
know you just solve it yourself buddy you you
0:23:12.720,0:23:19.440
[ __ ] you H you lay down your horn and you go
hey come out of your truck come out of your BMW
0:23:19.440,0:23:24.240
uh and then you just settle the problem right
then and there like bro that's my package and
0:23:24.240,0:23:30.040
you steal the packages right and then you become
Santa Claus and you go back and you deliver you
0:23:30.040,0:23:35.800
go back and you deliver these packages all over
again you know and the next you're the hero you
0:23:35.800,0:23:42.720
know you're the hero see I feel so bad now I feel
bad I know now you're just now you're just an NPC
0:23:42.720,0:23:51.400
Bu you're just an NPC you just watched it happen
and you let it happen buddy jeez so I so I so I
0:23:51.400,0:23:57.960
should have well what you're saying is I Should
Have Been a Good Samaritan turned my my own piece
0:23:57.960,0:24:06.360
of [ __ ] Chuck around that sounds like dog [ __ ]
and ran down this guy who probably had a gun you
0:24:06.360,0:24:14.640
know he's probably you know like what do I know up
and all like yeah yeah so you're you're asking me
0:24:14.640,0:24:20.800
to approach this Good Samaritan and ask are you
and accuse him of stealing is that what you're
0:24:20.800,0:24:26.280
telling me to do yes exactly that's exactly what I
want you to do it's what you should have done but
0:24:26.280,0:24:32.760
you did not so all right you know life moves on I
guess uh and if anybody's listening who had their
0:24:32.760,0:24:43.880
package stolen go ahead and just blame Joshua over
here uh for not helping you at all so you know
0:24:43.880,0:24:54.360
Merry Christmas or did I wink Amazon or did I help
you out wait a minute were you the BMW no I do not
0:24:54.360,0:25:05.600
drive a BMW I do not can't afford one H they're
beautiful cars but I don't have a BMW well there
0:25:05.600,0:25:09.360
you go Jos thank you for committing to seeing
a crime I think that makes you an accomplice at
0:25:09.360,0:25:14.600
this point to be honest like I think that I think
that clearly makes you an accomplice like I think
0:25:14.600,0:25:23.720
we should probably protect your identity can we
can we bleep some of that out oh my God oh God I
0:25:23.720,0:25:29.600
see you got an update going on in that background
right there Joshua I love it oh oh my God Sean how
0:25:29.600,0:25:36.520
come you didn't son of a [ __ ] hold on Jesus
n no worries we'll take a moment real quick
0:25:36.520,0:25:42.040
everybody thank you for watching and listening we
really do appreciate it like um this just kind of
0:25:42.040,0:25:46.880
started as just Joshua and I wanting to talk
and uh the reason I bring this up is because
0:25:46.880,0:25:51.840
the next episode that we we do um isn't going to
be our last it sounds like I'm saying it's going
0:25:51.840,0:25:56.920
to be our last episode but it's not we're going
to 101 episodes baby but uh it's going to be a
0:25:56.920,0:26:01.600
reflection episode and uh we're going to get into
some deep feelings about this and why we started
0:26:01.600,0:26:08.160
and kind of like where we want to go so just a
little foreshadowing into the into the podcasting
0:26:08.160,0:26:13.680
future so if you don't want to listen to it you
don't have to but uh it'll be a little different
0:26:13.680,0:26:20.400
uh in a more like a hopefully more entertaining
and informative way so that was it that's all I
0:26:20.400,0:26:25.120
wanted to say Joshua fixed his screen everything's
back to normal now Joshua do you want to talk
0:26:25.120,0:26:32.080
about a you want to get on a topic here I have a
topic first Okay jump on it jump on the grenade
0:26:32.080,0:26:40.320
let's hear it jump on it hey there's no grenades
to be jumped on Joshua I just want to know what
0:26:40.320,0:26:48.320
is your most favorite Christmas movie Joshua you
can only pick one we're not doing a top three this
0:26:48.320,0:26:59.320
is my hands down favorite Christmas movie hands
down you I I have a hard time with only picking
0:26:59.320,0:27:04.840
one I know that's why I just want you to pick one
because I want you to just so you're break it down
0:27:04.840,0:27:11.560
in your head right now break it down in your head
like what what what makes it your top right you
0:27:11.560,0:27:16.600
have to kind of figure out why it's your top you
have to kind of figure out if that top is better
0:27:16.600,0:27:23.280
than this top you know are you a bottom like does
is that how it works like I don't know man I just
0:27:23.280,0:27:32.720
want to know okay so the M the movie that I did
pick is not a top so does that make me a bottom
0:27:32.720,0:27:41.920
I don't think so but this movie is pretty [ __ ]
sick okay the movie that I really enjoy and just
0:27:41.920,0:27:48.280
hits on multiple levels from families to going out
and getting the tree like I've mentioned in past
0:27:48.280,0:27:57.920
conversations um I'm going to go with National
Lampoons Christmas Vacation which came out in 19
0:27:57.920,0:28:06.080
89 all right Jos and because I love this movie
so fraking much I know where this movie ranks
0:28:06.080,0:28:11.160
in all the movies so I can't wait till you tell me
what movie you like because I'm about to rank your
0:28:11.160,0:28:17.960
[ __ ] hang on hang on so you figured out where
this movie ranks in terms of every single movie
0:28:17.960,0:28:23.200
like on the face of the Earth like yeah I did I
did so how are you going to compare this [ __ ]
0:28:23.200,0:28:28.400
so like what if I throw out like I don't know
maybe a Halloween movie I watched called rubber
0:28:28.400,0:28:34.120
like where does this movie rank against that no
this is Christmas movies this is we're going off
0:28:34.120,0:28:40.600
Christmas you're movies yeah okay got it got it
well then can I hang on put me in a box all right
0:28:40.600,0:28:46.560
I'm putting you I get you I get I'm put I get you
I'm putting you you in a box but is die hard in
0:28:46.560,0:28:51.520
the top five on there I'm not saying I'm picking
die hard but I want to know if Die Hard is one of
0:28:51.520,0:28:57.000
the top Christmas movies that they have on there
because I would disagree with that 100% it is it
0:28:57.000,0:29:02.760
is Die Hard your your list is no longer valuable
for me like this like I don't consider die hard
0:29:02.760,0:29:08.880
to be a Christmas movie at all like I think
it's set Christmas time period Christmas time
0:29:08.880,0:29:18.600
period Joshua not a Christmas movie according
to um Google's redheaded stepchild wikkipedia
0:29:18.600,0:29:33.560
Die Hard is a a Christmas movie it is is there
an explanation than my movie I I don't I I'm not
0:29:33.560,0:29:37.800
going to go down the explanation hole cuz I do
not want I'm not I don't work for the Oscar the
0:29:37.800,0:29:45.840
nominee I'm I'm not a film you know critic um I
do watch them and have opinions but I'm not on
0:29:45.840,0:29:51.560
the board I don't sit behind a a veil of secrecy
and vote on this [ __ ] we're not part of sag here
0:29:51.560,0:29:57.680
you know we're not getting screeners like that's
not not how this works no I we're not we're not a
0:29:57.680,0:30:02.840
part of that we're not a part of that although I
did have a family member that was a part of that
0:30:02.840,0:30:12.240
at one point and they did get sent movies to
review that is very nice anyways Joshua let me
0:30:12.240,0:30:19.720
okay back clearly clearly your list is flawed but
I will we'll just go with it so Christmas Lampoon
0:30:19.720,0:30:24.160
or national [ __ ] what is it national Lampo
Christmas vacation you can't you don't even
0:30:24.160,0:30:31.600
can't even say it nailed it boom I do love that
movie too though josua I actually have that movie
0:30:31.600,0:30:40.200
on Blu-ray one of the very few few Blu-rays that
I own so I do enjoy that movie um but after weeks
0:30:40.200,0:30:46.840
and weeks of thinking about this um the only
thing that kept coming to mind for me was the
0:30:46.840,0:30:53.360
original Tim Allen Santa Claus like that is the
one movie that I just come back to all the time
0:30:53.360,0:31:00.600
when I want to watch like a a holiday movie like
that's the one that I that always hits me so where
0:31:00.600,0:31:10.600
does that rank on your list according to Wikipedia
you're you're talking about the original like way
0:31:10.600,0:31:15.400
are you talking about the T Tim Allen is that what
you just said Tim Allen yeah I think it's 19 yeah
0:31:15.400,0:31:25.080
1993 five I don't remember yeah so Tim Tim Allen's
actually ranks 10th on the list and it brought in
0:31:25.080,0:31:32.440
$190 million God damn that's a lot and where was
yours on the list I'm sorry I forgot you son of a
0:31:32.440,0:31:41.760
[ __ ] we'll revisit that and mine was 29th oh so
clearly the better Christmas movie oh it it's not
0:31:41.760,0:31:52.160
it is not better it is not better how I mean holy
[ __ ] s Tim Allen no it's not how is that better
0:31:52.160,0:31:56.400
it depends on how you're looking at it right how
are you looking at it are you looking at it more
0:31:56.400,0:32:02.520
for cuz I'm looking at it for the The Nostalgia of
Christmas um rather than something to watch that's
0:32:02.520,0:32:07.240
kind of quote unquote entertaining right like I
think National Lampoons is more entertaining and
0:32:07.240,0:32:13.120
comedic than I would say the Santa Claus movie is
you know like it depends on like what you're going
0:32:13.120,0:32:21.280
for like what vibe I'm I'm going with the the vibe
of reality everybody [ __ ] knows Santa's not real
0:32:21.280,0:32:26.240
no everybody knows that that old Jolly bastard was
created by Coca-Cola yeah look that [ __ ] up the
0:32:26.240,0:32:33.160
old Jolly bastard is not a real thing that guy was
fake but what's real is that stinky ass uncle that
0:32:33.160,0:32:38.400
comes over to your house is creepy and and [ __ ]
everything up and your grandma who sleeps all day
0:32:38.400,0:32:43.960
and I mean I mean I'm I'm watching a real movie
with real people and old Clark griswell that son
0:32:43.960,0:32:52.560
of a [ __ ] he is allamerican 100% your fake ass
Tim Allen beard not real you know that bastard is
0:32:52.560,0:32:59.440
not that is not a real so I'm watching it for
the the realism how it how it resonates with
0:32:59.440,0:33:08.560
just about every dysfunctional family in America
and and that's why I go with that movie because I
0:33:08.560,0:33:16.320
think it just it's more of a uh you know it's
it's it's real it's again the tree the family
0:33:16.320,0:33:23.080
all the [ __ ] you know um I mean I get it I get
more money I get why I get why you like it I mean
0:33:23.080,0:33:26.720
it's a great movie like I said I like the movie
it's great it's one of the very few I have on
0:33:26.720,0:33:32.360
BL same thing with the Santa Claus movie got it
on Blu-ray I get it it's just two different two
0:33:32.360,0:33:37.680
different styles of Christmas is what it is Buddy
like you obviously you're more of a realism like
0:33:37.680,0:33:44.080
you love that that realism I I like living in the
fantasy you know you know this how many times how
0:33:44.080,0:33:49.680
many times can we go on this podcast and say that
I just like watching you know like I think this is
0:33:49.680,0:33:57.640
the fourth week in a row that it's it's happened
we won't say the key word yes uh but you're right
0:33:57.640,0:34:09.920
you are a viewer I am a [Laughter] viewer Jesus
Christ you add to views when it comes to things
0:34:09.920,0:34:17.720
you are a viewer so then on this list Joshua uh
go ahead take your take your sip uh on this list I
0:34:17.720,0:34:25.720
want to know what is the top right the top movie
but I also want to know what is the the lowest
0:34:25.720,0:34:33.960
movie in this in this list because you said yours
was 29th how how much lower does that go before we
0:34:33.960,0:34:39.520
get into the top because that I mean I got all
I got all the numbers here I want to know what
0:34:39.520,0:34:44.840
your opinion is on some of the other movies I like
can can we go down that can we go down that Avenue
0:34:44.840,0:34:52.720
for a second here you clearly Die Hard is not a
Christmas movie come at me in the comments bro
0:34:52.720,0:34:59.200
it's it's not it's actually not on my list but I
want to give you a couple more that are on my list
0:34:59.200,0:35:06.840
because National Lampoon and I don't like that you
put me in a box um and I'm G to I'm going to take
0:35:06.840,0:35:11.520
you back around the same time period but then
we'll we'll skip forward a little bit we we'll
0:35:11.520,0:35:19.640
get to uh more younger generation of movies here
in a second but um more people in the world more
0:35:19.640,0:35:26.560
yeah I get it there's more views for the newer
movies I get it you know um so what do you think
0:35:26.560,0:35:35.080
about the uh Bill Murray Scrooge the one that was
made in 1988 what do you think about Scrooge that
0:35:35.080,0:35:42.640
is not uh that is fantasy it is fantasy I will
give you that take I thought the I thought the
0:35:42.640,0:35:50.960
Muppets did it better Oh I thought the Muppets did
it better I love I love Bill Murray I'm a big Bill
0:35:50.960,0:35:58.880
Murray fan but I I just I thought the Muppet said
it better like it it was fine like it's I don't
0:35:58.880,0:36:04.880
know I would pass like if that movie was on TV
I would pass I watch that movie every time it
0:36:04.880,0:36:10.680
comes on I I'm sure a lot of people watching this
don't watch that movie just try it it's old it's
0:36:10.680,0:36:17.000
Bill Murray it's it's a good movie it has its
moments right it has its moments but it's just
0:36:17.000,0:36:25.120
it's it's just not it's just not enough to like
really push it over the edge for me when it comes
0:36:25.120,0:36:32.920
to like the Scrooge Scrooge movies right like
that it's just not enough it's not enough okay
0:36:32.920,0:36:40.680
okay well let's let's uh let's let's get closer
let's get closer to closer to my generation yeah
0:36:40.680,0:36:47.200
yeah you might have had I don't think you had
pubes yet at this stage this time you're still
0:36:47.200,0:36:55.360
not born yet but you know maybe I'm still trying
maybe you had on VCR yeah we'll throw this one out
0:36:55.360,0:37:04.880
there okay maybe you take this [ __ ] um what
do you think about Home Alone the one in 1990
0:37:04.880,0:37:10.600
Home Alone what do you think about home alone okay
all right now you're getting and Joe PES what do
0:37:10.600,0:37:18.520
you think about those yeah so I love home alone I
think home alone is a great movie after you watch
0:37:18.520,0:37:30.320
it the first time subsequent viewings it is very
flawed and and as you grow older uh you just get
0:37:30.320,0:37:37.960
more and more upset with the parents and the
siblings um like how the [ __ ] can you lose
0:37:37.960,0:37:44.440
your kid like you're about to go on a on a trip
and you're not like you're I'm getting frustrated
0:37:44.440,0:37:50.960
just thinking about it but I do enjoy home alone
it's it's really well done and this one again is
0:37:50.960,0:38:03.920
something that I would consider to be borderline
not Christmas you know it's just it's set in in
0:38:03.920,0:38:10.080
the holiday setting so in the Christmas time
but it's not really about Christmas you know
0:38:10.080,0:38:15.640
what I mean so it's not like a Christmas movie
but it does it gives you Nostalgia so it gives
0:38:15.640,0:38:20.920
you the feels of Christmas so that's why I'm kind
of like okay with putting it in the list right so
0:38:20.920,0:38:27.840
but home alone good movie better than Scrooge
definitely if if you had the guess how much you
0:38:27.840,0:38:37.560
think uh Home Alone made in theaters in theaters
in theaters how much it grossed okay I'm gonna say
0:38:37.560,0:38:49.040
like 45 million holy [ __ ] I'm gonna give you
a second guess you know okay let's repeat home
0:38:49.040,0:38:57.120
alone came out in 1990 are we talking about total
since like now yeah people are still watching
0:38:57.120,0:39:02.520
it man this is this isn't something shelf they
didn't it's like one of those episodes you know
0:39:02.520,0:39:08.040
in freaking the office that they just cut out you
know like this is still on the air today so this
0:39:08.040,0:39:15.240
is this is higher than 45 billion or higher or
Sorry 4 dude this is okay so then we're talking
0:39:15.240,0:39:22.080
home alone here man we're talking kid making traps
and we're talking kid stting people on fire and
0:39:22.080,0:39:29.120
you know like uh then what one1 billion dollars
like what how much okay now you're just now
0:39:29.120,0:39:36.400
you're tickling yourself give me a real give me a
real one right you know um I don't know like 300
0:39:36.400,0:39:46.960
million okay that's that's more reasonable okay
so Home Alone the first one uh to date has made
0:39:46.960,0:39:56.720
476 million okay dollars that makes sense
story checks out math checks out yeah I'm
0:39:56.720,0:40:02.280
okay with that they still they still play that
one home loan's on my list by the way really I
0:40:02.280,0:40:07.360
put home loan on my list yeah it's not at the
top on my list but is we're gradually getting
0:40:07.360,0:40:15.080
to you yeah we're gradually getting to you have
been conceived you know and you're almost born
0:40:15.080,0:40:23.240
almost born whoa Joshua how young do you think I
am here I don't know but I think you're closer to
0:40:23.240,0:40:32.400
the next one I'm about to say which also made
my list which is I love this movie for just uh
0:40:32.400,0:40:40.760
Billy Bob's in it Billy Bob Thorton Bernie Max
in it what do you think of bad Santa the 2003
0:40:40.760,0:40:49.920
Bad Santa that's great Bad Santa is a great
movie um it it is one of those movies that
0:40:49.920,0:40:56.000
like like you wouldn't see nowadays you know
what I mean like Studios took a chance and it
0:40:56.000,0:41:01.360
it worked worked in their favor like that's a
great movie like I would I if I saw that on TV
0:41:01.360,0:41:07.240
I would watch that movie okay so yeah that's
all nothing but good nothing but good for bad
0:41:07.240,0:41:14.480
santa RP Bernie ma any key is there anything
uh yeah Bernie M yeah good guy uh funny funny
0:41:14.480,0:41:18.800
oh yeah Josh uh there's a scene in that movie
that is burned into my memory for the rest of
0:41:18.800,0:41:26.320
my life and it is Santa claws [ __ ] the [ __ ]
out of that woman you asked for it that was the
0:41:26.320,0:41:37.480
scene yes [ __ ] me Santa I love it I love it I
love it oh my gosh it is kind of iconic for that
0:41:37.480,0:41:45.160
when they're in the dressing room and they're
you just pound town going to that going in on
0:41:45.160,0:41:51.440
that oh my gosh that is that is I wanted to be
Santa Claus for the rest of my life after that
0:41:51.440,0:41:59.280
if you had to guess how much did that naughty H
scene in the the dressing room what do you think
0:41:59.280,0:42:05.280
the naughty scene in the mro got so it's rated
R for a reason so I'm thinking that it probably
0:42:05.280,0:42:11.200
made less than home alone so I'm going to say it
had to make I'm gonna say probably half so 200
0:42:11.200,0:42:22.360
million you think getting it getting it on in the
in the uh the Wardrobe room got got you to $200
0:42:22.360,0:42:29.760
million you think that well I mean they still
agreeing agreeing with that scene in the movie
0:42:29.760,0:42:35.440
you think you think you think they're letting
their kids watch that letting their kids watch
0:42:35.440,0:42:40.040
that the kids are just watching they're going to
a friend they're going to Uncle Joshua's house
0:42:40.040,0:42:45.800
uh yeah he smells weird but at least he lets us
watch B Santa like that's that's I'm sticking
0:42:45.800,0:42:53.080
by my 200 million how much how much did it make
here all right so I'm going to give you to dat
0:42:53.080,0:43:02.560
okay Bad Santa has brought in $76 million that's
it oh that's so disappointing that hurts me that
0:43:02.560,0:43:09.480
hurts me so bad that's what you got that that is
that's what you got you know what I'm gonna watch
0:43:09.480,0:43:17.560
it right now fing in the F in the wardrobe all
right uh okay I I got a few of those well let's
0:43:17.560,0:43:25.160
let's keep in that same year right there one of
my all-time favorites it also that's why I didn't
0:43:25.160,0:43:29.400
like that you put me in the Box in the middle of
this thing because um I can have two number ones
0:43:29.400,0:43:37.120
why can't I have two number ones Jesus you you
know listen I disagree from go ahead I'm gonna
0:43:37.120,0:43:48.400
go with the one who I propose to and the one I
I said I would marry what do you think about um
0:43:48.400,0:43:53.920
our Good Old Boy Buddy the elf if you watch that
episod some people might not get the reference
0:43:53.920,0:43:58.320
you've had to seen the episode you got to go back
yeah you have to watch you have to watch the epis
0:43:58.320,0:44:05.160
I lost you you got to go back got to check that
out um what do you think about uh 2003's uh elf
0:44:05.160,0:44:12.680
you think about that let me put it this way uh
Zoe de Chanel uh worked her way into my heart
0:44:12.680,0:44:22.280
and I have never let go so other than that uh I
I'm not a big fan to be honest like I just find
0:44:22.280,0:44:28.280
buddy to be really annoying like I said in the
previous episode like I I'm just [ __ ] them
0:44:28.280,0:44:36.320
out of hate and spite like I'm I'm I'm not doing
that of pleasure and enjoyment so that's I just
0:44:36.320,0:44:42.400
that's how I feel about that movie it's just
like it if it's on cool I'm I not paying ATT
0:44:42.400,0:44:46.240
changing the channel yeah well I'll leave it
there if somebody else wants to watch it but
0:44:46.240,0:44:53.040
I'm changing the channel yeah so oh man yeah it's
not it's not for me man I'm not I'm just not one
0:44:53.040,0:44:59.360
of the people who like it who like who like or
obsessed with it in love with it just you know
0:44:59.360,0:45:07.040
it's just Cannon fod for me baby then comes
the question what do you think elf brought in
0:45:07.040,0:45:14.400
oh this [ __ ] this one has to have 200 million
and one 2011 million who you're you're you're
0:45:14.400,0:45:23.200
you're you're getting you're getting there you
know 23 million so elf to date has brought in
0:45:23.200,0:45:30.240
225 m million dollar yeah that's yeah that's
what I figured yep it had to be up there yeah
0:45:30.240,0:45:35.720
people really like that movie I mean it's not
for everybody but people love it yeah I I love
0:45:35.720,0:45:42.800
F so I'm I'm bringing it full circle let me just
say it one more time for my top number ones cuz
0:45:42.800,0:45:49.640
Sean wants to make me pick one I'm not picking
one everybody I'm picking the ones I really like
0:45:49.640,0:45:58.920
I'm going new school elf 2003 that one ranked
eighth by the way in the in the in the scheme
0:45:58.920,0:46:07.040
of things and then my second number one for the
reality of it for the resonation of you know it
0:46:07.040,0:46:14.440
hits us everybody as a family National Lampoon
Christmas Vacation which came out in 1989 if you
0:46:14.440,0:46:22.000
haven't seen it just give it a try it's a good
[ __ ] movie it's a great movie great movie so
0:46:22.000,0:46:29.600
would you like to know what number one was yeah
what's number one would you like to guess give it
0:46:29.600,0:46:35.000
a shot I'm say it's I'm gonna say it's something
really weird playing the game is it die hard did
0:46:35.000,0:46:39.960
I guess it earlier is it die hard is Die Hard the
number one Christmas movie okay good uh then I'm
0:46:39.960,0:46:47.600
gonna say it's got to be like Miracle On 30 34th
Street or some [ __ ] like that you really think
0:46:47.600,0:46:54.400
it's that one I don't I don't know tell me which
one is it you are you giving it a real guess are
0:46:54.400,0:46:59.800
you just yeah no that poing your nuts out and
that's just giving up you're giving up on the
0:46:59.800,0:47:05.440
freaking thing it it is so hard to think of
Christmas movies so like [ __ ] Miracle on
0:47:05.440,0:47:12.200
34th Street that's my guess that's my guess all
right I'm gonna find your your oh it's not even
0:47:12.200,0:47:19.960
on the list stupid got to be on theu on 31st stre
that's got to be on the list your Miracle on 34
0:47:19.960,0:47:27.600
Street this old classic that nobody gives a [ __ ]
about anymore even me um rank weren't you film you
0:47:27.600,0:47:36.600
filmed it so your [ __ ] movie who you think would
be number one is actually ranked 36 and that old
0:47:36.600,0:47:44.560
school piece of [ __ ] uh made uh to date $46
million okay so nobody's watching that anymore
0:47:44.560,0:47:49.360
bigger than that so is it like Nightmare Before
Christmas cuz that shit's still being played like
0:47:49.360,0:47:55.840
is that is that is that the top movie I like the
fact that you're continuing to guess because it
0:47:55.840,0:48:02.040
just gives me the opportunity to extend this
and uh but The Nightmare Before Christmas let
0:48:02.040,0:48:13.880
me see oh is this even on the list the cracker
no The Nightmare Before Christmas isn't on in
0:48:13.880,0:48:21.240
wikkipedia it is not this my eyes are blurry as
[ __ ] right now but I think I can still see last
0:48:21.240,0:48:27.440
I my head that was my that was my last guess then
give me what is the top what is the top movie you
0:48:27.440,0:48:33.640
you wouldn't have guessed this um unless you're
into cartoons if that gives you enough of a hint
0:48:33.640,0:48:41.720
cartoons oh it's got to be [ __ ] Frosty then
oh the Grinch nope the Grinch the Grinch is the
0:48:41.720,0:48:49.880
are you talking about the Jim Carrey Grinch
no I am talking about the animated film The
0:48:49.880,0:48:57.160
Grinch really so by that logic is the peanuts the
peanuts one on there the Peanuts holiday special
0:48:57.160,0:49:06.960
Charlie Brown uh the peanuts the peanuts peanuts
peanuts so Dr Seuss is how the gr How the Grinch
0:49:06.960,0:49:15.680
Christmas is on there that is Jim car's so that
one came in at number four making $345 million to
0:49:15.680,0:49:22.240
date but what was the one you
just mentioned the Charlie Brown
0:49:22.240,0:49:25.520
one I don't remember what the
Charlie Brown one was called uh
0:49:28.320,0:49:34.560
no it is not no Charlie Brown is not on here
nobody watching no nobody's watching yeah so
0:49:34.560,0:49:42.600
the Grinch really the Grinch is the top one on
there huh according to Wikipedia everybody the
0:49:42.600,0:49:53.640
Grinch has brought in $526 million to date
God damn yeah it's it's that's a big one man
0:49:53.640,0:49:58.960
that's that's lot of money but it is animated
is a cartoon you can play that on TV nobody's
0:49:58.960,0:50:06.520
getting [ __ ] in the ass on that one um you
know nobody's growing fake beards like your
0:50:06.520,0:50:11.160
Tim Allen no weird uncles are coming over you
know you're just having fun with a cartoon in
0:50:11.160,0:50:16.560
the background kids are having fun I could see
why the Grinch the animated Grinch is number one
0:50:16.560,0:50:21.640
on the list it makes sense makes sense I get
it I'm okay with that I feel good about that
0:50:21.640,0:50:27.320
so what is the shittiest movie on that list
what is no what is last place in this list
0:50:27.320,0:50:39.800
of yours here so this list goes from one to 38
okay it's a weird number it wasn't yeah didn't
0:50:39.800,0:50:48.960
Wikipedia did not take this to 100 so number
38 on the list which I have never heard of you
0:50:48.960,0:50:56.920
may have okay lay it on me the title of this
film is called love the Cooper never heard of
0:50:56.920,0:51:05.320
it all right I can see why it was last on the
list there is a whole lot of people in there
0:51:05.320,0:51:12.440
John Goodman yeah there's there's a there's
quite who directed this thing distributed by
0:51:12.440,0:51:18.480
Lionsgate yeah I guess we have to put it on
the list Joshua let's put it on the list of
0:51:18.480,0:51:22.920
movies to watch you know maybe when you
come over I'll have it waiting for you I
0:51:22.920,0:51:31.280
do not want to watch something oh you're
you're forced to watch I don't care dude
0:51:31.280,0:51:36.680
yeah is there any other uh movies you'd like
to ask about before we move on from the topic
0:51:36.680,0:51:42.240
of movies anybody curious like what your movie
made again everybody could look at Wikipedia
0:51:42.240,0:51:47.920
is that Tim uh that sorry Tim Al that Adam
Sandler movie on there uh what is it [ __ ]
0:51:47.920,0:51:56.520
uh I don't [ __ ] remember the name it was
the cartoon movie one called there's one
0:51:56.520,0:52:03.400
called Daddy's home oh I think I saw that saw
to Daddy's home uh [ __ ] what is that what is
0:52:03.400,0:52:10.640
that with [ __ ] Adam Stanley it's gonna drive
me nuts uh oh how about this one do you remember
0:52:10.640,0:52:17.320
this movie Gremlins yeah I do Gremlins is number
16 that beat out my National Lampoons how dare
0:52:17.320,0:52:22.200
they [ __ ] Gremlins Eight Crazy Nights
Joshua is the movie Eight Crazy Nights on
0:52:22.200,0:52:30.360
there Eight Crazy Nights is not on here it
probably hasn't been out long enough I mean
0:52:30.360,0:52:37.040
it it came out a long time ago Josh it came
out in 2002 so uh yeah it's been out for a
0:52:37.040,0:52:46.600
little [Laughter] while oh God yeah man that's
that's uh check this list out everybody if
0:52:46.600,0:52:51.200
you're curious about if your movie even makes
the list Wikipedia's got it there's probably
0:52:51.200,0:52:56.120
another site out there that has your movie on
it if it's not on this one but the wikkipedia
0:52:56.120,0:53:04.040
has got this list nice all right Joshua let's
move on now um last week I got to cut you off
0:53:04.040,0:53:07.880
so that we could do the supplemental and I
apologize Joshua I didn't mean to do that to
0:53:07.880,0:53:14.400
you I love you um so go ahead Joshua and give
me all your value finds and your fun finds for
0:53:14.400,0:53:23.120
this week and the previous week lay it on us God
I know I know you're gonna hate this oh no you
0:53:23.120,0:53:30.200
have no f you're gonna you're gonna [ __ ]
hate this oh no this is this is scaring me
0:53:30.200,0:53:37.440
Joshua why why would I hate this but he stopped
in today he stopped in he stopped in what the
0:53:37.440,0:53:47.520
[ __ ] who stopped in today I'm scared Joshua
is pulling something out of his pants oh my God
0:53:47.520,0:53:58.160
Joshua all right Clark stopped in that's a great
one buddy that's a great find that's awesome I
0:53:58.160,0:54:04.440
love it I actually do like that one that's really
cool my boy Clark Griswald stopped in okay so
0:54:04.440,0:54:11.120
he made his Christmas appearance um another fun
little find I had because you yeah you did cut me
0:54:11.120,0:54:17.160
off last week um but I also found this little guy
which isn't so so Christmas themed but I thought
0:54:17.160,0:54:27.080
I thought he was pretty cool um found this guy
right here this is my little Bubba Fett nice
0:54:27.080,0:54:37.680
yeah old old Bubba Fett jumped in nice very nice
um it's like their retro Edition I do have an an
0:54:37.680,0:54:45.720
honorable mention Jesus Christ yeah I I do have an
honorable mention but I may have to we may have to
0:54:45.720,0:54:53.080
to clip this really quick okay uh CU I I have
it in my truck unless I should just wait till
0:54:53.080,0:55:00.360
next week you wait till next week just wait till
next week josa wait R the way down to your truck
0:55:00.360,0:55:04.680
[ __ ] that I'm not going to run downstairs I'm
not going to do it everybody I'm sorry I didn't
0:55:04.680,0:55:11.280
bring it with me but it's an honorable mention
I really do appreciate it because a a subscriber
0:55:11.280,0:55:18.200
did give this to me and uh I thought I thought
it I thought it was pretty awesome yeah yeah we
0:55:18.200,0:55:28.000
uh me and one of the subs linked up and it it
was it terrible yeah yeah this this individual
0:55:28.000,0:55:33.880
came through and it's worth a shout out because
I do really appreciate it um and they completed
0:55:33.880,0:55:43.040
a set oh all right [ __ ] foreshadowing to next
week baby so stay tuned I got I got something
0:55:43.040,0:55:49.880
coming and uh thank again for this the subscriber
who hooked it up appreciate that nice anything
0:55:49.880,0:55:58.040
else J can anything else [ __ ] do I got anything
else I got all kinds of things man um here I I'll
0:55:58.040,0:56:02.160
I got this one up here I'll show this to you
too here let's do this you guys haven't seen
0:56:02.160,0:56:09.760
this one this one kind of fun I've been getting
into these so this one is my hard case of one or
0:56:09.760,0:56:17.320
is number one is it oh there a couple in this
set but yeah so I got this fun little fella
0:56:17.320,0:56:28.000
right here oh the Batman Batman art Series yeah
very nice yeah my Batman art series um that that
0:56:28.000,0:56:33.040
that's that's pretty [ __ ] sick yeah that's all
I'm going to show you right now cuz I got I got
0:56:33.040,0:56:38.640
other ones but again this the studio I'm in is
huge I got to walk like it's going to take me
0:56:38.640,0:56:46.320
like 30 minutes to get back to the chair so
I mean that's what happens when you got that
0:56:46.320,0:56:53.280
that [ __ ] you money thr away money baby got the
freaking Rolls-Royce downstairs let's put the new
0:56:53.280,0:57:00.040
engine in that's the reason why you know what the
engine was it all makes sense now [ __ ] dag I get
0:57:00.040,0:57:10.840
it but that's all I got for my fun finds today
that are within reach without me having to like
0:57:10.840,0:57:15.600
escape and disappear and pull some magic act
that's what I got very cool buddy very cool
0:57:15.600,0:57:24.000
I appreciate it um I too have some fun finds but
um they are not with me they are actually above
0:57:24.000,0:57:29.560
me Joshua so I'm going to have to adjust the
camera for this and it's going to kind of suck
0:57:29.560,0:57:38.880
but whatever so right above me I have a whole
bunch of little fun finds Joshua but the one I
0:57:38.880,0:57:46.960
want to pull up for you guys we'll zoom inhance
on it um there is a Christmas tree right there
0:57:46.960,0:57:55.080
okay see now that that little Christmas tree we
got at a uh Christmas Market up here in Seattle
0:57:55.080,0:58:02.520
which was pretty cool uh but it is like a Russian
nesting doll and inside the Christmas tree is a
0:58:02.520,0:58:07.880
little Santa Claus and then inside the Santa
Claus is a little snowman which you can kind
0:58:07.880,0:58:13.920
of see uh like right here Snowman and then the
Santa Claus is like right there um I'll zoom in
0:58:13.920,0:58:19.000
in the post edit of that but uh I thought that
was really [ __ ] cool it was really beautiful
0:58:19.000,0:58:26.200
it's all handmade and stuff um it is not a value
find but it is a fun find because that [ __ ] cost
0:58:26.200,0:58:34.400
me about 50 bucks so oh [ __ ] yeah uh but it's
really cool though not a value find that is uh
0:58:34.400,0:58:40.080
not at all spent your Christmas money holy [ __ ]
50 I am broke if anyone i' like to donate to the
0:58:40.080,0:58:48.960
Sean fund please uh VMO me Jesus 50 bucks yeah
but it was it's really cool um really love them
0:58:48.960,0:58:55.120
I'll put a picture in there for you guys or have
Mia do it for us um anyways that's all I have so
0:58:55.120,0:59:04.160
Joshua let's move on to the actual fortunee of
the week as well as our lucky numbers for this
0:59:04.160,0:59:12.720
week let's go come on I want to end this [ __ ]
Year Strong everybody join in with me let's end
0:59:12.720,0:59:21.880
this thing strong go all right this is one of
them Special K ones again because because this
0:59:21.880,0:59:29.120
is this is where we been going lately M all
right everybody cross your fingers let's make
0:59:29.120,0:59:32.840
this a good one let's get some good numbers
out of this good good uh Good Fortune let's
0:59:32.840,0:59:43.480
go all right everybody here we go
so for your second Fortune of this
0:59:43.480,0:59:52.840
episode a man cannot be comfortable
without his own approval whoa let it
0:59:52.840,0:59:56.080
marinate a little bit let it let it
marinate a little bit let it marinate
0:59:56.080,1:00:03.840
just let it soak in okay a man cannot
be comfortable without his own approval
1:00:03.840,1:00:14.280
huh okay I all right trying to let don't know
how I feel about that one either everybody um
1:00:14.280,1:00:19.760
sorry if you're not a man this probably does
apply to yeah you know whatever gender you
1:00:19.760,1:00:27.160
uh um identify identify with just let it go
with that so let's get into the lucky numbers
1:00:27.160,1:00:47.120
perhaps for your lucky numbers on December
19th 26 36 46 17 48 and six all right solid
1:00:47.120,1:00:59.960
numbers one more time yeah let me give it you
one more time 26 36 46 17 48 and six are your
1:00:59.960,1:01:11.520
lucky numbers let's go everybody nice Joshua very
nice that was beautiful um yeah I think honestly
1:01:11.520,1:01:17.680
the only thing the other thing I have to say is
hey Merry Christmas happy holidays everybody um
1:01:17.680,1:01:22.000
yes sir I hope you're spending time with your
family your friends I enjoy every moment that
1:01:22.000,1:01:27.840
you have every minute with everybody that you
can get with um even if the moments don't feel
1:01:27.840,1:01:33.360
like they mean something to you they will
eventually so again Merry Christmas happy
1:01:33.360,1:01:38.920
holidays have a good one from us drink the drink
we made that earlier that previous episode make
1:01:38.920,1:01:46.480
that drink have fun take us out of here enjoy
all right I couldn't said it better thank you
1:01:46.480,1:01:52.280
Sean I appreciate you I appreciate everything you
you do for me and and all of us on this uh little
1:01:52.280,1:01:58.720
little little thing we got going on here um yeah
happy holidays everybody let's get it keep pushing
1:01:58.720,1:02:23.000
[Music] peace
