Sorry For The Delay | EP.120 | Wine Facts, V-Day Movies & Breakup Upsides
-WHAT’S IN OUR CUP-
Sean: Storytellers "Ever After" (Sonoma County red blend)
Joshua: Wrath (2023 Pinot Noir, Monterey)
-AI SONG OF THE WEEK-
AI Song Of The Week: “Stars Cross Tonight” (Lyrics written by Joshua.)
-CHAT WITH US-
• Snuggle Trouble Vday Movies
• Break Up Side of Valentine’s Day
• Fake Wine or Fun Times
• Aphrodesiacs Real or Placebo
-CHAPTERS-
0:00:00 Welcome To EP.120, 3rd Valentine’s Special Setup
0:02:26 What’s In Our Cup - Wrath Pinot Noir & Ever After Red Blend
0:07:45 Wine Facts Game - Top Countries, States, Percentages & 600M Gallons
0:18:23 Snuggle Trouble V-Day Movies - Titanic, Notebook, Dirty Dancing & More
0:28:26 Break Up Side of Valentine’s Day - Time, Money & Friends You “Get Back”
0:33:16 Tinder “Be Your Raw Self” Trend - First Date Farts, Filters & Manners
0:35:09 AI Song Of The Week "Stars Cross Tonight"
0:42:12 Fake Wine or Fun Times - Beatbox Debate & Classy vs Trashy
0:44:33 Valentine Would You Rather - Fireworks vs Breakfast, Romcom vs Thriller
0:50:35 Aphrodesiacs - Placebo Takes, Saffron, Ginseng, Watermelon & Oysters
1:05:00 Fun Finds, Lucky Numbers, Valentine Funkos & Final Send-Off
-SOUND BITES-
• “This is episode 120, a beautiful even number, uh but it is also our third Valentine’s Day special, buddy.” - Sean, setting the theme.
• “Unfortunately, every collared t-shirt I own looks like crinkled up bacon.” - Joshua, explaining the wardrobe situation.
• “It’s not like grape juice, but it does sip really really well.” - Joshua, reviewing the Wrath Pinot Noir.
• “Initial flavor profile is very strong. Uh, blackberry jam flavor.” - Sean, breaking down Ever After like a sommelier.
• “You could probably kill a small child with that amount of wine.” - Sean, reacting to the 600 million gallons fact.
• “I just always replayed that scene over and over again.” - Sean, confessing his Titanic VHS era.
• “He played a band. He was standing on the living room coffee table… in his underwear and socks crying.” - Joshua, the Notebook roommate story.
• “Everybody farts. Why not on the first date? Just let one rip.” - Joshua, summarizing the raw-first-date trend.
• “If I’m saying classy, then no. If I’m just trying to get a little trashy, yeah, give me a beatbox.” - Joshua, choosing chaos responsibly.
• “I don’t feel randy when I eat a chocolate strawberry.” - Sean, declaring aphrodisiacs a placebo.
-FORTUNE & FINDS-
Fortune: The elf on the shelf suddenly quits claiming hostile work environment.
Lucky Numbers: 4, 17, 19, 38, 51, 65, 68
Fun Finds / Value Finds:
Sean: Wall-E & Eve Bitty Pop bouquet, Funko Store snag saved for the holiday reveal.
Joshua: Poop emoji heart figurine found dusty in the house, plus Daily Bugle Spider-Man Bitty Pops set from Target.
Transcript
00:00 Welcome to episode 120 of Sorry for the
00:03
00:03 Delay. I'm your editor, Mia. This week
00:06
00:06 is a Valentine's Day special episode.
00:09
00:09 Sha and Joshua explore various themes
00:11
00:11 related to love, wine, and
00:13
00:13 relationships. We get 600 million
00:15
00:15 gallons of interesting wine facts and a
00:18
00:18 notebook's worth of Valentine's Day
00:20
00:20 movies, plus some Valentine themed would
00:23
00:23 you rather questions that are sure to
00:25
00:25 make you blush or shake your head. All
00:27
00:27 that and more. Enjoy the show. Hello and
00:30
00:30 welcome to another episode of Sorry for
00:32
00:32 Little A. We are your hosts. Uh my name
00:34
00:34 is Sean and this is Joshua and Joshua.
00:37
00:37 This is episode 120, A Beautiful Even
00:40
00:40 number. Uh but it is also our third
00:44
00:44 Valentine's Day special, buddy. This
00:46
00:46 episode will be full of Valentine's Day
00:49
00:49 facts and figures, uh some fun sexual
00:52
00:52 innuendos, and uh just a plethora of
00:55
00:55 things having to do with the V-Day.
00:58
00:58 Joshua, like I do every week, how are
00:60
01:00 you doing this Valentine's Day week?
01:03
01:03 >> I know, right? This is Valentine's Day,
01:05
01:05 everybody. I hope if you haven't found
01:06
01:06 love, like I said earlier in the uh the
01:08
01:08 uh week or last month, I mean, hopefully
01:10
01:10 by now you're finding love cuz again,
01:13
01:13 this is the month of love and and I I
01:16
01:16 truly feel like there is somebody out
01:17
01:17 there for everybody. So, um gosh, and
01:20
01:20 you know what? I'm just going to be real
01:21
01:21 quick here. If if you'd like, put a
01:23
01:23 comment if you're single in the
01:25
01:25 comments. Um because maybe these two
01:27
01:27 guys can help you find love.
01:29
01:29 >> I mean, this isn't a pop the balloon
01:31
01:31 type podcast, but you never know. There
01:34
01:34 there is over 90 of you now. Uh maybe
01:37
01:37 some of you are looking for love, and I
01:39
01:39 would be very happy to hook some of you
01:41
01:41 guys up with each other. You never know.
01:44
01:44 Um
01:45
01:45 >> All right. Well, [ __ ] I don't even know
01:48
01:48 where to go from that.
01:50
01:50 >> Yeah, I know, right? No, but overall,
01:51
01:51 I'm doing good. It's uh it's again it's
01:53
01:53 it's just a nice it's a nice beautiful
01:55
01:55 day and I'm happy to be here. Happy for
01:56
01:56 everybody watching, listening and um
01:58
01:58 excited for another episode, man. 120
02:01
02:01 >> 120 episodes. Feels fitting that it's a
02:03
02:03 Valentine's Day episode, buddy. Cuz I
02:06
02:06 I'm wearing my beautiful colored shirt
02:07
02:07 for you. This is my uh Monsters uh I was
02:10
02:10 going to say Monsters University
02:11
02:11 t-shirt. It's a Monsters Universe uh
02:15
02:15 Universal Monsters Universe. It's pretty
02:17
02:17 fun. I like it.
02:18
02:18 >> Universal. Lost my lost my train of
02:21
02:21 thought on that one. Uh but buddy a what
02:23
02:23 is in your cup on this special
02:24
02:24 celebratory episode, buddy.
02:26
02:26 >> Uh so for what's in my cup, I I figure I
02:28
02:28 mean I didn't dress up like Sean did.
02:30
02:30 Unfortunately, every collared t-shirt I
02:34
02:34 own looks like crinkled up bacon. So I
02:37
02:37 don't have a a mint collared t-shirt to
02:40
02:40 put on. And and I by looking at me, if
02:42
02:42 you had to guess, like, do you think I'm
02:44
02:44 the type of guy that owns an iron? you
02:46
02:46 know, I'm gonna sit there and and crease
02:48
02:48 out a collar on my t-shirt. I'm sorry,
02:51
02:51 everybody. I'm not that guy. I just
02:52
02:52 threw on the I just threw on the, you
02:53
02:53 know, the pullover and um that's what I
02:56
02:56 got, man. I'm not super dressed up, but
02:57
02:57 today uh I I guess if you could call
02:59
02:59 this fancy, I'm going to be drinking
03:01
03:01 wine on this episode, Sean.
03:03
03:03 >> And this is
03:04
03:04 >> Okay, so this is uh Wrath wine. It's a
03:08
03:08 pino noir. It's from Monterey. It's a
03:10
03:10 2023
03:12
03:12 uh mix or blend or whatever you call
03:15
03:15 these things. Uh I this one came highly
03:17
03:17 recommended. I have yet to try it. Empty
03:19
03:19 glass open and breathing airing out
03:22
03:22 bottle. So
03:23
03:23 >> you're learning. You're learning my boy.
03:26
03:26 I love it.
03:26
03:26 >> So So let me go pour that wine. While
03:29
03:29 you pour that, who recommended this wine
03:30
03:30 to you?
03:32
03:32 uh a friend of ours that actually goes
03:34
03:34 to a car the one of the wineries out in
03:36
03:36 Carmel and they said it was it was
03:39
03:39 really good and uh
03:42
03:42 >> I I trust their sophisticated pallets
03:44
03:44 cuz I don't go to
03:46
03:46 >> I mean I don't go to wineries all the
03:48
03:48 time and and not saying they do either
03:49
03:49 but hey man I I trust people who drink
03:51
03:51 wine.
03:52
03:52 >> One last question before you take a sip
03:54
03:54 of that.
03:55
03:55 >> Um do they listen to this podcast?
03:58
03:58 >> I hope they don't. Holy [ __ ]
03:59
03:59 >> Okay, good. cuz I want to hear your
04:01
04:01 honest opinion on this wine.
04:03
04:03 >> I mean, if they they they probably
04:04
04:04 wouldn't be my friend no more just to be
04:05
04:05 honest
04:07
04:07 stuff. Who knows? Um but yeah, maybe
04:10
04:10 they do. Who knows? I mean,
04:12
04:12 >> go a subscriber.
04:14
04:14 >> Maybe maybe they are listening. Who
04:16
04:16 knows after this?
04:17
04:17 >> But let me go and take a sip of Let me
04:19
04:19 try it, man. This is my first time
04:20
04:20 trying this. Let's see.
04:21
04:21 >> Here he goes. It's taking a big old sip
04:22
04:22 from a stolen cup. I will say that right
04:24
04:24 now.
04:26
04:26 >> It's not stolen. Well, you can take it
04:28
04:28 back. It's borrowed right now. Okay.
04:30
04:30 >> He's renting that. All right. How is it?
04:32
04:32 How's that wine?
04:33
04:33 >> It's actually pretty I'm going to take
04:34
04:34 another sip. It's actually pretty good.
04:35
04:35 >> Oh, he likes it. Okay. Uh would you
04:37
04:37 describe the flavors, Joshua, as a grape
04:40
04:40 juice?
04:41
04:41 >> Easy sipping?
04:42
04:42 >> No.
04:42
04:42 >> No.
04:43
04:43 >> It's not like grape juice, but it does
04:45
04:45 it does sip really really well. It's not
04:47
04:47 very harsh. It doesn't feel thick and
04:49
04:49 and coats your tongue real heavy. It's
04:51
04:51 an I mean, I don't know if you can call
04:53
04:53 wine an easy an easy drink, but that one
04:56
04:56 certainly is a it's very pleasurable.
04:59
04:59 So,
04:59
04:59 >> will I be drinking the whole bottle this
05:01
05:01 episode? I don't know. Um
05:03
05:03 >> Damn, I know. I will.
05:05
05:05 >> It's really good. Thank you for the
05:07
05:07 recommendation.
05:08
05:08 >> There you go. Yeah. Thank you,
05:09
05:09 Anonymous.
05:10
05:10 >> Chicken wine.
05:10
05:10 >> Yeah. So, what do you got? What are you
05:11
05:11 What are you sipping on over there,
05:12
05:12 >> buddy? It's the Valentine's Day special,
05:14
05:14 of course. I got the same thing. Not the
05:16
05:16 same wine, but I got some wine, buddy. I
05:18
05:18 got some wine. And I wanted to do
05:20
05:20 something a little different this year.
05:21
05:21 Uh I got something I usually don't get.
05:23
05:23 This is Storytellers. I really like this
05:25
05:25 uh this wine. It's called Ever After
05:27
05:27 from Soma County, and it's a red blend,
05:30
05:30 buddy. I usually don't do red blends uh
05:33
05:33 because I don't really like the flavor
05:34
05:34 profile of them, but I wanted to try
05:36
05:36 their red blend because I'm a big fan of
05:38
05:38 all their other wines. So, I'm going to
05:40
05:40 go ahead and pour it out into my uh my
05:42
05:42 officially sponsored Sorry for the delay
05:43
05:43 wine glass. There you go. And I'll go
05:45
05:45 ahead and pour that out. And uh like I
05:48
05:48 said, buddy, I just don't like the
05:49
05:49 flavor of blends because it it's usually
05:51
05:51 a blend of like uh Cabernet, Pinos, uh
05:55
05:55 in different percentages. And so
05:57
05:57 sometimes those flavors don't mix well
05:58
05:58 and they kind of just become
05:60
05:60 off-putting. Uh but here we go. This is
06:02
06:02 the first time I've ever had this one.
06:03
06:03 So here we go. Cheers, buddy. Happy
06:04
06:04 Valentine's Day. Thank you for joining
06:06
06:06 me. Thank you everybody watching and
06:07
06:07 listening. Cheers to you guys as well.
06:08
06:08 Here we go.
06:13
06:13 O.
06:15
06:15 >> Okay.
06:16
06:16 >> He does. Okay. All right. All right.
06:17
06:17 Initial
06:19
06:19 >> initial flavor profile is very strong.
06:23
06:23 Uh, blackberry jam flavor.
06:26
06:26 Little bit of tartness. No, no pepper
06:29
06:29 notes, so it's kind of smooth, kind of
06:30
06:30 easy on the tongue. Um,
06:33
06:33 it it overall I don't hate it. I really
06:35
06:35 don't hate it. And this is like a real
06:37
06:37 easy like if you're not careful, you can
06:40
06:40 drink a whole bottle of this. I mean,
06:42
06:42 I'm going to drink a whole bottle of
06:43
06:43 this, but if you're not careful, you can
06:46
06:46 definitely do that within like 30
06:47
06:47 minutes. So, I honestly, buddy,
06:51
06:51 honestly,
06:53
06:53 seven out of 10. Seven out of 10.
06:55
06:55 >> You're going seven out of 10.
06:56
06:56 >> Seven out of 10.
06:57
06:57 >> I'm surprised cuz the face you made was
06:59
06:59 not a seven out of 10.
07:01
07:01 >> That's because initially questioning
07:03
07:03 >> initially it gave me kind of like a
07:05
07:05 little bit of offput, like a
07:10
07:10 >> almost Yeah. See, initi that first hit
07:13
07:13 almost gives you like an alligator
07:14
07:14 tongue. Like it's it's just a little bit
07:17
07:17 dry, you know, just a little rough and
07:19
07:19 that's kind of like it kind of threw me
07:20
07:20 off a little bit. But after that
07:22
07:22 subsides, definitely sweet. Um I don't
07:26
07:26 know. I think you have to really have a
07:27
07:27 palette for red wine, otherwise you will
07:30
07:30 probably not like this. But I I do have
07:31
07:31 a palette for red wine because I'm a
07:33
07:33 connoisseur of alcohol in general. So
07:35
07:35 there's that
07:36
07:36 >> that he is. Folks, Sean does know how to
07:39
07:39 how to put him back. But buddy, before
07:41
07:41 we move on,
07:42
07:42 >> yeah,
07:43
07:43 >> uh I know this is one of the topics in
07:44
07:44 the chat with this section, but I kind
07:45
07:45 of want because we're drinking wine
07:47
07:47 right now. I kind of want to talk about
07:48
07:48 this. Um Okay.
07:50
07:50 >> I want to throw some wine facts at you,
07:52
07:52 buddy. Are you okay with that? You okay
07:53
07:53 with some wine facts?
07:54
07:54 >> I'm totally Yeah, throw out some wine
07:55
07:55 facts cuz I don't know anything about
07:57
07:57 wine other than how to open a bottle and
08:00
08:00 just drink it.
08:02
08:02 >> All right. So then I I'll make it like a
08:04
08:04 little game, buddy. We'll do like a
08:05
08:05 little a little game with this. Uh
08:07
08:07 Joshua, can you name the three largest
08:11
08:11 wine producing producing nations
08:13
08:13 globally? Like if you had to think of
08:15
08:15 wine in the whole entire world, where do
08:17
08:17 you think the three most popular wines
08:20
08:20 get made?
08:22
08:22 >> Okay. What if I could I go like um Italy
08:24
08:24 or France or um
08:26
08:26 >> Wait, I'll tell you right now. You got
08:28
08:28 two. Okay. You got two out of three.
08:29
08:29 >> That was Jesus. Um, can I go can I say
08:35
08:35 uh Germany?
08:37
08:37 >> Ooh, sorry buddy. It is Italy, Spain,
08:40
08:40 and France. They are the three largest
08:43
08:43 wine producing nations globally, which
08:46
08:46 is
08:47
08:47 >> obvious, right? Obviously, you know,
08:50
08:50 Europe, right?
08:52
08:52 >> But let's get a little closer to home,
08:54
08:54 buddy. Let's get a little a little more
08:56
08:56 in depth. Joshua, did you know every
08:58
08:58 single state in the US, which there are
09:01
09:01 50 for the record, you don't know there
09:04
09:04 are 50 states, has at least one active
09:07
09:07 winery.
09:10
09:10 >> I did not know that. No. No.
09:12
09:12 >> Right. That's pretty cool, though. Every
09:13
09:13 state has one active winery, which means
09:15
09:15 every state makes a little bit of a
09:17
09:17 little bit of wine, which is pretty
09:19
09:19 cool. But Joshua, let's get even deeper,
09:22
09:22 buddy. Let's talk about your state. All
09:25
09:25 right.
09:25
09:25 >> Okay. my state.
09:26
09:26 >> Let's talk about
09:27
09:27 >> Yeah, we are in different states. You're
09:28
09:28 right. You're right.
09:30
09:30 >> Because we all know California, right?
09:32
09:32 In the United States, California is the
09:35
09:35 largest producing winery or like well
09:38
09:38 largest producer of wines, right
09:42
09:42 buddy? Do you know the percentage of how
09:44
09:44 much California wine makes? So like on a
09:47
09:47 scale of 100, how much California wine
09:50
09:50 do you think is specifically made in the
09:52
09:52 United States?
09:54
09:54 I would say we probably make up like 85%
09:56
09:56 of the market.
09:57
09:57 >> My god, Joshua, I feel like you've had
09:59
09:59 this fact written down somewhere because
10:02
10:02 it is approximately 81 to 85% of the
10:05
10:05 nation's total wine production, which is
10:08
10:08 crazy. There are over 4300
10:12
10:12 wineries
10:14
10:14 and major regions like Napa and Soma
10:18
10:18 that produce over 600 million gallons,
10:22
10:22 Joshua, of wine annually, buddy.
10:26
10:26 Annually. 600 million gallons. You could
10:30
10:30 probably kill a small child with that
10:31
10:31 amount of wine. So, just for the record,
10:35
10:35 but buddy, the question I really want to
10:37
10:37 ask you is this. What is the second
10:40
10:40 state that produces the most wine?
10:43
10:43 >> Well, you got to think about climate,
10:48
10:48 gets really hot, gets really cold. I I
10:50
10:50 would think it still has to be on the
10:51
10:51 West Coast. You can't go too far into
10:54
10:54 the middle. And
10:56
10:56 >> yeah, so I would have to say maybe like
11:00
11:00 Arizona or Texas maybe, but like throw
11:07
11:07 Utah in there. I don't I don't I don't
11:08
11:08 know. But I I would say Arizona just
11:10
11:10 because I know there's extremes there as
11:12
11:12 well, but you know, depending on where
11:14
11:14 you are, the microclimates here and
11:15
11:15 there, like in California, maybe you
11:17
11:17 could pull it off in Arizona.
11:18
11:18 >> Okay. Well, unfortunately, buddy, you're
11:21
11:21 wrong. But you had the right mindset,
11:23
11:23 right? West Coast for sure, but you got
11:26
11:26 to look more where I'm at. Washington
11:28
11:28 State produces 5%
11:32
11:32 of the United States wine production is
11:35
11:35 5% on that. So Washington is the second
11:37
11:37 biggest, which is wild to me because uh
11:41
11:41 the Washington wine up here uh sucks. It
11:44
11:44 is gross. So there's that.
11:49
11:49 Well, I'd imagine because the seasons
11:50
11:50 are so heavy out there, right? And
11:52
11:52 you're not you can't put a whole bunch
11:54
11:54 of grapes and you can't build a
11:55
11:55 greenhouse big enough.
11:57
11:57 >> You right. It's just not practical. It's
11:59
11:59 not not costefficient. Like you're just
12:01
12:01 it's not going to work.
12:03
12:03 >> Very seasonal. I would imagine it's very
12:04
12:04 seasonal and it's dependent on weather,
12:07
12:07 which you guys get a lot of up there.
12:09
12:09 >> We really don't get a lot of sun most of
12:11
12:11 the year. You know, that's what really
12:13
12:13 produces sugar in grapes. So, we get a
12:16
12:16 lot more uh bitter wines and so it's a
12:19
12:19 lot more tannin forward up here. Uh that
12:21
12:21 doesn't mean I I take it back. I mean,
12:23
12:23 that doesn't mean there aren't any good
12:25
12:25 Washington wines. Uh but it's just
12:28
12:28 harder to get them up here. So, take
12:30
12:30 that for what you will. And buddy, the
12:32
12:32 last thing I want to talk about here in
12:33
12:33 this little short segment, uh do you
12:36
12:36 know what the most popular wine is?
12:40
12:40 >> I'm going to go a pino. Oh, Joshua,
12:44
12:44 you're so you're so [ __ ] close. Uh,
12:46
12:46 the most popular wine is a Cabernet
12:48
12:48 Sovion. So, the Cabernet is the most
12:52
12:52 popular, followed by Merllo's, Pinos,
12:56
12:56 and then white wines. So, you're close.
12:59
12:59 You're close. I got to give you that.
13:01
13:01 >> I feel like I've been close since the
13:03
13:03 start of this. I mean, maybe I should go
13:04
13:04 buy a lot of ticket. Holy [ __ ]
13:06
13:06 >> I You're like You're edging right now,
13:08
13:08 buddy. You're You're on the edge of the
13:10
13:10 wine knowledge, you know? I'm surprised
13:11
13:11 you knew as much as you did to be quite
13:14
13:14 frank.
13:14
13:14 >> Well, it's funny. I mean, where I live,
13:16
13:16 it's like I can't go into a store
13:18
13:18 without seeing a whole library of wines.
13:21
13:21 >> So, being in California, I think I'm
13:22
13:22 just overexposed to wines.
13:24
13:24 >> And lately, I've been going to a place
13:26
13:26 called Total Wine and and Total Wine and
13:28
13:28 More.
13:29
13:29 >> And it's just amazing to see the the
13:32
13:32 variety and and what's out there. It's
13:34
13:34 like I don't think you'd be getting all
13:35
13:35 that if you didn't live in California.
13:37
13:37 Maybe. and things would probably be like
13:39
13:39 triple the price because it'll have to
13:40
13:40 be like imported and taxes or whatever.
13:42
13:42 Um, but yeah,
13:43
13:43 >> it's expensive to ship out, man.
13:45
13:45 >> Yeah, glass bottles are heavy. So,
13:47
13:47 >> yeah. And I've been to Napa. Went to
13:49
13:49 Napa what, once or twice. So, I just I
13:51
13:51 kind of feel like it's just
13:54
13:54 I just know that this is where I live
13:56
13:56 and and this feels like everything comes
13:58
13:58 from this place.
13:59
13:59 >> Yeah. A great like I mean, Dr. Do you
14:03
14:03 really like wine? Like, are you a wine
14:05
14:05 connoisseur?
14:06
14:06 I wouldn't say a connoisseur, but I I do
14:08
14:08 enjoy wine. I've kind of been steering
14:10
14:10 towards wine. Yeah. I mean, there's wine
14:13
14:13 or the just like I don't want to sound
14:15
14:15 like an alcoholic, but like straight
14:17
14:17 liquor, you know? I know that sounds
14:18
14:18 bad, right?
14:19
14:19 >> Straight from the bottle,
14:21
14:21 >> right? I'm sure there's a better way of
14:23
14:23 saying that. There's probably a bigger,
14:24
14:24 better word. Um, but yeah, I I mean,
14:27
14:27 sometimes just a nice sip over some
14:30
14:30 cloudy ice, you know? Why not?
14:33
14:33 >> Okay. You know,
14:34
14:34 >> I just wanted to ask because, you know,
14:35
14:35 there's there's really I think wine has
14:37
14:37 a obviously wine has a huge market, but
14:40
14:40 I feel like there's not a lot of people
14:42
14:42 who like their first choice is wine, you
14:45
14:45 know.
14:46
14:46 >> So, it's kind of like a it's kind of a
14:47
14:47 rare a rare thing in this day and age,
14:49
14:49 at least with younger people, I find.
14:51
14:51 >> Well, I think people in the States, I
14:53
14:53 think it's like that states because you
14:55
14:55 go overseas, like you said, Spain,
14:56
14:56 France, I think.
14:57
14:57 >> Yeah. They drink that [ __ ] in the
14:58
14:58 morning as a snack. Yeah. It's a whole
15:01
15:01 thing. Whole thing. I'm sure somebody's
15:03
15:03 that poured it into cereal at some
15:04
15:04 point. You know, why would you use
15:06
15:06 water? Why would you use milk? All you
15:08
15:08 got in the fridge or you just got
15:10
15:10 >> got a bottle of wine. Wee wee. I can
15:13
15:13 imagine that Chuck kind of joged my
15:15
15:15 memory here on a question. Do you
15:16
15:16 remember the first time you had a wine?
15:19
15:19 Joshua, do you remember the first time
15:20
15:20 you had wine?
15:22
15:22 >> Wine? I pro I mean I would Yeah, wine I
15:25
15:25 didn't start drinking till I was older.
15:27
15:27 I drink I had I had tons of beer, tons
15:30
15:30 of like it just didn't I I always went
15:33
15:33 for the buzz,
15:35
15:35 you know, so I I I didn't think wine was
15:38
15:38 one of those things that kind of gets
15:39
15:39 you tipsy.
15:40
15:40 >> Yeah.
15:41
15:41 >> Until I started experiencing the soft
15:43
15:43 feel and the glow that wine brings to
15:45
15:45 to,
15:46
15:46 >> you know, soft feeling the glow.
15:48
15:48 >> It does. I think wine, you know what? If
15:50
15:50 you you're not into wine and you feel
15:52
15:52 bloated all the time from drinking beer
15:54
15:54 or liquor just gets you there too fast,
15:56
15:56 you know, you get, you know, liquor
15:57
15:57 punches you in the faces,
15:59
15:59 >> maybe try a little bit of wine. You have
15:60
15:60 to get used to it. Not very many
16:02
16:02 >> build the flavor profile.
16:03
16:03 >> Yeah, you got to build that flavor
16:05
16:05 profile like Sean said and I think
16:07
16:07 anybody could find a wine. Um, I feel
16:09
16:09 like this is turning into the wine
16:10
16:10 episode, by the way. Um, but
16:12
16:12 >> it kind of is.
16:15
16:15 >> Hey, I mean, you can't have Valentine's
16:17
16:17 Day without a little bit of wine, you
16:18
16:18 know? That's all I'm saying. Absolutely.
16:20
16:20 Absolutely, buddy.
16:21
16:21 >> All right. But you don't remember your
16:22
16:22 first time drinking wine?
16:23
16:23 >> Uh, drink? No. No way, dude. I I I
16:26
16:26 couldn't imagine. It just just didn't
16:27
16:27 seem like it would get me there fast
16:28
16:28 enough. So,
16:30
16:30 >> I mean, I probably had wine for the
16:31
16:31 first time out of desperation, to be
16:33
16:33 honest.
16:34
16:34 >> It's the only thing that you could was
16:36
16:36 in the house. You getting the shakes and
16:38
16:38 you're just like, you know what? [ __ ]
16:39
16:39 it.
16:41
16:41 >> It's It's like when you run out of weed
16:42
16:42 and you start huffing on paint cans, you
16:44
16:44 know, just to get a fix, you know? It's
16:45
16:45 like you just go to the wine. You go to
16:47
16:47 the wine seller, you know, like, what's
16:48
16:48 this [ __ ] It's all dusty. Comes out
16:50
16:50 like syrup and you're like, "Oh, you've
16:52
16:52 never had it before." Like, "This is how
16:53
16:53 it's supposed to be." Do you water it
16:54
16:54 down, you know, boil it for a little bit
16:57
16:57 up.
16:58
16:58 >> Exactly. Like if you don't know what it
16:59
16:59 is, you've never opened a bottle.
17:01
17:01 >> [ __ ]
17:01
17:01 >> Oh, [ __ ] That's great. All right,
17:03
17:03 buddy. That's all I wanted to know. I
17:04
17:04 for the record, I remember when I had
17:06
17:06 wine for the first time. I just know
17:07
17:07 that I enjoy it now. So, there's that.
17:09
17:09 Uh, but Joshua, let's go head on over to
17:11
17:11 the chat with us section now that we've
17:13
17:13 killed like 25 minutes. So,
17:15
17:15 >> right,
17:16
17:16 >> let's get into some of the some of these
17:17
17:17 topics we So many topics, by the way.
17:20
17:20 Well, I mean, we could take one of them
17:21
17:21 out, but we'll figure it out later. Uh,
17:23
17:23 but let's go ahead and, uh, give you
17:25
17:25 your topics for the week. They are as
17:27
17:27 followed, if I can read them. Uh,
17:31
17:31 uh, Snuggle Trouble
17:34
17:34 Vday movies. That is the first one on
17:36
17:36 the list. Uh, Breakup
17:39
17:39 Break Up Side of Valentine's Day. For
17:42
17:42 the record, I did read these. I did read
17:45
17:45 these before and I'm failing miserably
17:48
17:48 to reread these.
17:50
17:50 >> The the third topic after that is fake
17:53
17:53 wine or fun times. And the last or the
17:57
17:57 last topic is uh uh [ __ ] What is this
18:01
18:01 one? Uh
18:02
18:02 >> Jesus.
18:03
18:03 >> [ __ ] falling apart here. Holy.
18:06
18:06 >> Call this guy. Yeah. Come on, man. Come
18:08
18:08 on.
18:10
18:10 >> Aphrodesiacs.
18:13
18:13 real or placebo? That's the That's the
18:15
18:15 word I was looking at. Aphrodesiacs. And
18:18
18:18 then the There is a bonus one on there
18:20
18:20 if we get to it. It's just a question
18:21
18:21 mark. Doesn't have a title. So, we'll
18:22
18:22 figure that out when we get there.
18:23
18:23 >> Absolutely. There's always more chicken
18:24
18:24 on the bone with these two guys. So, uh
18:26
18:26 >> more chicken on the bone. And then show
18:29
18:29 me a picture of a chicken with no meat.
18:34
18:34 >> Yeah, there you go. That's the We'll see
18:36
18:36 we'll see if we get to the last one. I
18:37
18:37 mean, we just threw a question mark on
18:38
18:38 there.
18:39
18:39 You know, usually the last topic turns
18:40
18:40 into like a fun one cuz we've been, you
18:42
18:42 know, doing this for almost an hour. So,
18:43
18:43 we just, you know, that's what that last
18:45
18:45 topic generally gets into. So, uh, stay
18:47
18:47 tuned for that one if we get there. That
18:49
18:49 one will be fun. Um, but yeah, Sean,
18:51
18:51 here we go. Snuggle Snuggle Trouble Vday
18:54
18:54 movies.
18:55
18:55 >> Um, before we get into the actual like
19:00
19:00 because I got I got questions about
19:02
19:02 movies for you, Sean. It's, you know,
19:03
19:03 where it's pre Valentine's Day. Um, and
19:07
19:07 sometimes snuggling up, you know, can
19:09
19:09 cause a little bit of trouble. You know,
19:11
19:11 sometimes babies come from this stuff.
19:13
19:13 And sometimes we uh want to watch a good
19:16
19:16 movie, but I was having a hard time
19:19
19:19 finding Valentine's Day movies. So, I
19:23
19:23 had to go to the good old IMBBD
19:27
19:27 website to look up a few a few movies.
19:30
19:30 Um, and you're going to have to either
19:33
19:33 agree with me or disagree with me or
19:34
19:34 meet in the middle if these are in fact
19:37
19:37 Valentine's Day movies that you would
19:39
19:39 watch or snuggle up with somebody, maybe
19:42
19:42 get in a little bit of trouble.
19:43
19:43 >> Um, okay.
19:45
19:45 >> Exactly. Exactly. Right.
19:47
19:47 >> All right. So, the first one, some of
19:48
19:48 you may have or may not have seen this
19:52
19:52 movie. It came out in 1997.
19:55
19:55 Sean
19:56
19:56 >> 97. Okay.
19:58
19:58 >> Titanic. Do you think Titanic is a
20:01
20:01 snuggle up?
20:02
20:02 >> Oh my god. Uh
20:04
20:04 >> getting a little like come on.
20:06
20:06 >> You know what's funny about Titanic,
20:07
20:07 buddy? Uh fun fact about me is when
20:11
20:11 Titanic came out, um my family purchased
20:15
20:15 the VHS tapes of Titanic. And that was
20:17
20:17 the first time I've ever seen a movie
20:19
20:19 split into two VHS's because that movie
20:22
20:22 was so [ __ ] long. And uh I never got
20:26
20:26 to the second part because at the end of
20:29
20:29 the first part uh is the nudest scene.
20:31
20:31 Uh and uh I just always replayed that
20:34
20:34 scene over and over again. So I guess
20:36
20:36 for a young Sean I guess it is a
20:39
20:39 Valentine's Day tradition. So uh uh but
20:42
20:42 older Sean says nah Titanic is not
20:45
20:45 really a Valentine's Day movie unless
20:47
20:47 you want to be bored for like an hour
20:50
20:50 and then
20:50
20:50 >> yeah I mean you you would probably have
20:52
20:52 to find like Leonardo like a big
20:54
20:54 heartthrob or Kate Winslett you know or
20:56
20:56 Bill Zayn you know you'd have to kind of
20:58
20:58 like like dig into them and really want
21:00
21:00 them to be your Valentine's Day crush as
21:02
21:02 you're snuggling up with somebody like
21:04
21:04 in case in case the person you're next
21:06
21:06 to isn't easy on the eyes you always
21:07
21:07 have the TV to look at you know if if
21:10
21:10 things just get a little uncomfortable,
21:12
21:12 you know.
21:12
21:12 >> Um,
21:14
21:14 >> not doing it for me. Not doing it.
21:15
21:15 >> No, not doing it. Okay, you're passing.
21:16
21:16 You're You're
21:17
21:17 >> passing.
21:17
21:17 >> Passing that [ __ ] off to somebody who
21:19
21:19 wants that.
21:20
21:20 >> It's causing more trouble for you than
21:21
21:21 snuggling. Got it.
21:22
21:22 >> Yeah.
21:22
21:22 >> U The Notebook
21:24
21:24 >> is
21:25
21:25 >> The Notebook number two.
21:26
21:26 >> Good movie. Good movie. Uh,
21:29
21:29 see then you So now it's like what
21:32
21:32 defines a Valentine's Day movie? Is it
21:34
21:34 just like romantic like romance
21:38
21:38 movies? Is that Valentine's Day? You
21:40
21:40 know, is that Valentine's Day? Cuz The
21:42
21:42 Notebook is a romantic movie and it's
21:46
21:46 sad, but is that the vibe you want to go
21:49
21:49 with? Like, it's sad. And obviously,
21:50
21:50 it's happy, but you know, I don't I
21:53
21:53 don't know. I don't know. Like, if it's
21:55
21:55 Valentine's Day and it's you and me,
21:57
21:57 Joshua, and we're sitting on the couch,
21:58
21:58 I throw in the notebook,
21:60
21:60 >> like, are we cuddling? Are we cuddling?
22:02
22:02 Are we just like getting sad,
22:06
22:06 you know? So, uh, you I'm on the fence
22:09
22:09 with this one. Honestly, I'm I'm really
22:11
22:11 on the fence. If I if you like if you
22:14
22:14 choked me out and you were asking me to
22:16
22:16 give you an answer, I would say yes, it
22:19
22:19 is a Valentine's Day movie, but I'm not
22:21
22:21 going to like it. You know, usually I'm
22:23
22:23 all for it, but I'm not I'm not going to
22:25
22:25 like the answer. So,
22:27
22:27 >> I have a I have a random ass uh fun
22:31
22:31 story to tell about The Notebook real
22:33
22:33 quick. though. Um, when I lived in Yeah,
22:34
22:34 I lived in San Diego for a little bit
22:36
22:36 and one of my roommates who will remain
22:38
22:38 nameless in case he ever comes across. I
22:40
22:40 don't want to I don't want to alienate
22:42
22:42 him in any way.
22:43
22:43 >> I I came home shaman.
22:46
22:46 >> I came home one afternoon and I kid you
22:48
22:48 not that he played a band. He was
22:52
22:52 standing on the living room coffee table
22:54
22:54 with a 12-pack of Bud Light on the couch
22:57
22:57 playing the guitar loud enough for the
22:60
22:60 whole neighborhood to hear it in his
23:02
23:02 underwear and socks
23:04
23:04 crying when I walked in
23:07
23:07 while he was watching The Notebook. The
23:09
23:09 shades were closed. It was a beautiful
23:11
23:11 day in I think it was like 85 degrees
23:13
23:13 summer day. This dude's in his underwear
23:16
23:16 and socks jamming so hard blowing the
23:20
23:20 the speaker out of the amplifier in his
23:22
23:22 underwear and socks drinking Bud Light.
23:26
23:26 I mean, if that isn't like romantic and
23:28
23:28 tugging at the heartstring. I mean, this
23:30
23:30 like
23:32
23:32 can you imagine walking in on that? You
23:34
23:34 know, your roommate just in his
23:36
23:36 underwear and socks just jam with tears
23:38
23:38 in his eyes playing his heart out.
23:40
23:40 I got to ask, did you hear the guitar
23:43
23:43 being played as you were walking up to
23:45
23:45 the house?
23:46
23:46 >> Um, yes, because it was my amp that he
23:49
23:49 he blew the speakers out of during this
23:51
23:51 jam session.
23:52
23:52 >> He steals the amp, doesn't he?
23:54
23:54 >> He know he blew that amp way out. Yeah,
23:57
23:57 it was it was done. He cracked that
23:58
23:58 thing to pieces. So, yeah. No, it was it
24:00
24:00 was it was a really good amp and I knew
24:02
24:02 where it was coming from. But the tears,
24:05
24:05 the chonies, the socks, the 12-pack of
24:09
24:09 Bud Light, tears in his eyes. I mean,
24:12
24:12 that if that isn't romance, if that
24:13
24:13 doesn't tug at it, I don't know what
24:15
24:15 does, but uh I had to throw that in
24:17
24:17 there.
24:17
24:17 >> That's [ __ ] great. That's
24:18
24:18 >> the notebook. Okay, I got a couple more
24:19
24:19 for you, Sean, real quick, buddy.
24:21
24:21 >> Um, we're going to cover, you know, all
24:23
24:23 a bunch of from [ __ ] the 80s to the
24:26
24:26 2000s or whatever. Okay, so how about
24:27
24:27 Dirty Dancing?
24:30
24:30 >> Uh, no.
24:31
24:31 >> Does it doesn't do it? No. Patrick sees.
24:34
24:34 No,
24:34
24:34 >> no, it doesn't do it for me to be
24:35
24:35 honest. No,
24:36
24:36 >> like I I really didn't care for the
24:38
24:38 movie to be honest with you anyway. So,
24:40
24:40 doesn't do it for me. Okay.
24:41
24:41 >> Doesn't do it for me. I'd rather watch
24:43
24:43 The Notebook. So,
24:44
24:44 >> yeah. Dirty Dancing. I love Dirty
24:45
24:45 Dancing. Uh, how about Ghost?
24:48
24:48 >> Nah, same thing. Doesn't do it for me.
24:50
24:50 Doesn't do it. It's like Ghost, Foot
24:52
24:52 Loose, Dirty Dancing. Like those movies
24:55
24:55 for me just don't do it, you know? They
24:57
24:57 just they're they're not my cup of tea.
24:59
24:59 So, never will, never have been. All
25:02
25:02 right, I got to give you one more. This
25:03
25:03 is closer to when uh you were out of
25:06
25:06 diapers, I'm going to guess. Um for sure
25:08
25:08 the the faults in our stars.
25:11
25:11 >> Remember?
25:11
25:11 >> Never seen it. Never saw it.
25:13
25:13 >> You've never seen Fault in Our Stars.
25:15
25:15 >> Never saw it. Big Hank Green fan and uh
25:19
25:19 John Green, excuse me, John Green wrote
25:21
25:21 the movie or wrote the book and became a
25:23
25:23 movie. Uh but no, never never saw the
25:25
25:25 movie. Sorry,
25:26
25:26 >> man. that that is a really I I saw that
25:28
25:28 movie with my girlfriend and that is
25:31
25:31 it's I wouldn't say it's a Valentine's
25:33
25:33 Day movie per se, but um gosh it tugs at
25:37
25:37 so many emotions which brings me to my
25:39
25:39 point about Valentine's Day movies. Like
25:43
25:43 >> do you feel like a Valentine's Day movie
25:46
25:46 has to cover every base? Like do you
25:49
25:49 feel like the movie should make you cry,
25:52
25:52 make you laugh, make you smile, make you
25:54
25:54 a little bit angry, and at the end of it
25:56
25:56 you just want to just take all those
25:57
25:57 emotions and maybe put something on and
25:60
25:60 just choke somebody for a little bit,
26:02
26:02 you know?
26:03
26:03 >> I mean, I guess it's kind of what vibe
26:05
26:05 are you going for for the Valentine's
26:06
26:06 Day, right? If you're going for like a
26:09
26:09 like, hey, we're just going to put this
26:10
26:10 on in the background and we just [ __ ]
26:11
26:11 [ __ ] it out, you know? Then I would put
26:13
26:13 on Anaconda 2 or Anaconda with Jack
26:16
26:16 Black and Paul Redd that I just recently
26:17
26:17 watched. a short review on that movie.
26:19
26:19 Uh, solid movie, solid solid remake. It
26:21
26:21 was pretty funny, fun, enjoyable ride,
26:23
26:23 but you put that movie on while you're
26:24
26:24 [ __ ] That's the kind of movie that
26:26
26:26 is, right? Or do you want an emotional
26:28
26:28 experience? Like for me, you put on La
26:30
26:30 La Land and I'll be [ __ ] La La Luck
26:33
26:33 balling my eyes out over here. All
26:35
26:35 right. So, it depends on what kind of
26:37
26:37 vibe you want. So, I don't know, man. To
26:40
26:40 each their own, you know? Like, to each
26:42
26:42 their own. [ __ ] fig tree or whatever
26:44
26:44 that guy says in the the quote. Uh, but
26:47
26:47 no, I guess Joshua, the question for
26:49
26:49 you, though, is what are you putting on
26:51
26:51 for Valentine's Day? Or what what what
26:53
26:53 is your Valentine's Day movie goto?
26:55
26:55 >> I, you know, I would, you know, I
26:58
26:58 wouldn't say any one of these because
26:59
26:59 The Fault in Our Stars is pretty sad. I
27:01
27:01 I don't know if anybody's going to be
27:02
27:02 wanting to do anything other than cry at
27:05
27:05 the end of that movie.
27:07
27:07 >> So,
27:08
27:08 >> yeah. Exa Exactly right. A little bit of
27:10
27:10 that. But, you know what? You put a
27:11
27:11 little dirty dancing on. It's got music.
27:14
27:14 It's got vibe. It's got energy. you
27:16
27:16 know, ghost. There's there's love in
27:19
27:19 life and love in death. You know,
27:21
27:21 there's a there's a lot of passion
27:22
27:22 there.
27:23
27:23 >> Um, yeah. I just think that, you know, a
27:26
27:26 good Valentine's Day movie should cover
27:28
27:28 all the bases, should tug at every
27:29
27:29 heartstring and then make you get closer
27:32
27:32 to the person you're on the couch with.
27:33
27:33 Yeah. You know,
27:33
27:33 >> no, I agree with you. I think 100% I
27:36
27:36 think a good Valentine's Day movie
27:37
27:37 should cover all the all the strings,
27:39
27:39 right? Or if you just want somebody to
27:40
27:40 get close to you, put on a [ __ ]
27:42
27:42 horror movie or some [ __ ] where people
27:43
27:43 get scared and want to just hold each
27:44
27:44 other. Like that's the other option.
27:46
27:46 Listen, if you want to get close to me
27:47
27:47 on Valentine's Day, put on signs and I
27:49
27:49 will hold you for the entire That's my
27:52
27:52 [ __ ] nightmare fuel for me.
27:55
27:55 >> Jesus.
27:55
27:55 >> That movie still scare you. Signs.
27:57
27:57 >> Yeah. I just recently watched it for
27:59
27:59 Halloween on a like a movie marathon and
28:01
28:01 it was [ __ ] [ __ ] terrified me.
28:02
28:02 That scene with the [ __ ] zombie the
28:04
28:04 zombie when the alien comes out of the
28:05
28:05 [ __ ] plants and the Mexican kids are
28:07
28:07 all like, "Moose's behind. It's behind."
28:10
28:10 And then they [ __ ] [ __ ] got with
28:11
28:11 the
28:13
28:13 scary as [ __ ]
28:16
28:16 >> you know. Yeah. Yeah, you're right. I
28:17
28:17 guess I guess it could be scary. I don't
28:18
28:18 I'm I'm not You know, scary movies don't
28:20
28:20 scare me too bad. I'm good with scary
28:21
28:21 movies. Um but yeah, buddy. Uh should we
28:23
28:23 move on to the next topic? Are we Are we
28:25
28:25 ready to roll? Okay,
28:26
28:26 >> let's move on to the next one. Break
28:29
28:29 >> break upside of Valentine's Day. I still
28:31
28:31 can't get it right.
28:32
28:32 >> You should just let me read that [ __ ]
28:35
28:35 Honestly,
28:35
28:35 >> probably should.
28:38
28:38 It's the break up side of the
28:43
28:43 >> There's no the in the title right now.
28:45
28:45 Okay, you just added that
28:47
28:47 >> words in there. I mean, [ __ ] dude.
28:49
28:49 Whatever. I throw wood in all the time.
28:51
28:51 All right, John. Do um real quick. I
28:54
28:54 mean, we can linger on this topic or we
28:56
28:56 could just shoot right through it
28:58
28:58 depending on what we want to do. So, do
28:59
28:59 you see a if there is there a break
29:02
29:02 upside to Valentine's Day? like breaking
29:06
29:06 up before Valentine Day or breaking up
29:08
29:08 during Valentine's Day cuz I have a
29:11
29:11 list.
29:12
29:12 >> Interesting.
29:12
29:12 >> This isn't a personal list, but I don't
29:14
29:14 want anybody to judge me, you know.
29:16
29:16 Although we're on here to be judged,
29:18
29:18 going to be honest.
29:19
29:19 >> Um,
29:21
29:21 feel free. The comment section is wide
29:24
29:24 open except for some of you who get real
29:26
29:26 dicey then then we may have to edit.
29:28
29:28 >> You will get blocked.
29:29
29:29 >> Yeah. I mean, we just got to be mindful
29:31
29:31 of all that [ __ ] Um,
29:32
29:32 >> be respectful. Gosh. I I got a few
29:36
29:36 things that why why there is an upside
29:40
29:40 to breakup during Valentine's Day. RB4.
29:44
29:44 >> Okay. So, the first one on my list is
29:48
29:48 time.
29:50
29:50 >> Honestly, you'll just have more of it
29:51
29:51 without somebody. I'm just saying.
29:53
29:53 >> Well, obviously. Yeah. Well, yeah. No
29:56
29:56 [ __ ]
29:57
29:57 >> Hey, I the upside of the breakup, man.
30:00
30:00 These are these are net positive
30:02
30:02 reasons. positive things for breaking up
30:05
30:05 before
30:05
30:05 >> the break upside.
30:07
30:07 >> Okay, one of those things on this list
30:09
30:09 uh money that you're saving money is
30:11
30:11 that on the list.
30:12
30:12 >> You are absolutely correct. Number two
30:14
30:14 >> is the amount of green in your wallet or
30:18
30:18 the amount of times your card
30:20
30:20 >> green
30:21
30:21 >> gets swiped.
30:23
30:23 >> I know some of us don't carry cash in
30:24
30:24 their wallet anymore. So, you probably
30:26
30:26 got uh the plastic it just the you look
30:29
30:29 at the the profile of your credit card
30:30
30:30 and it just gets thinner by the month
30:32
30:32 just because of how many times plastic's
30:35
30:35 not supposed to wear down that fast. So,
30:36
30:36 if your card is worn down, you're spend
30:39
30:39 way too much either on yourself or the
30:41
30:41 other person. But yes, Sean, you will
30:42
30:42 have
30:44
30:44 more money because either you're eating
30:46
30:46 with one person, you're eating with two
30:49
30:49 people, or four, depending on what kind
30:50
30:50 of lifestyle you're in. You will have
30:53
30:53 more money
30:54
30:54 >> if you don't have more than one. You're
30:57
30:57 just eating for one.
30:58
30:58 >> Yeah, just saying.
30:59
30:59 >> Makes sense to me. Makes sense to me.
31:02
31:02 >> And the third one I have on my list, you
31:05
31:05 can actually start hanging out with the
31:07
31:07 friends that your girlfriend [ __ ]
31:10
31:10 hates again.
31:13
31:13 cuz now you they can come back into your
31:15
31:15 life cuz the person you're you know the
31:17
31:17 person you live with or sleep with or
31:18
31:18 have to pick up cuz she doesn't have her
31:20
31:20 own car yet or doesn't even take Uber,
31:22
31:22 >> you know, deal breaker
31:23
31:23 >> or he she whatever doesn't matter. Um
31:25
31:25 but now you can start hanging out with
31:26
31:26 that friend
31:27
31:27 >> that you had to stop hanging out with
31:29
31:29 because they're just a little too much
31:31
31:31 >> for your partner.
31:32
31:32 >> The Okay, hang on. Hang on. I got some
31:34
31:34 questions. I I'm understanding why you
31:36
31:36 broke up, but I feel like if you found
31:40
31:40 somebody, especially if you found
31:42
31:42 somebody last week, uh, and they are not
31:45
31:45 willing to hang out with your friends,
31:47
31:47 then that person's probably not for you.
31:49
31:49 You know, I feel like the the ultimate
31:52
31:52 test of a relationship is introducing
31:54
31:54 them to your friends, right? Or if you
31:57
31:57 have no friends, then I guess
31:58
31:58 introducing them into your waifuss or
32:00
32:00 your digital AI robots, right? But I
32:03
32:03 feel like that in itself is a very
32:06
32:06 important thing when it comes to this
32:07
32:07 kind of stuff. And if they're not if
32:09
32:09 they're not on board, then you should
32:10
32:10 just instantaneously just break that
32:12
32:12 [ __ ] off, you know, be like, "Hey, these
32:14
32:14 are my friends. These are these are who
32:16
32:16 they are and I love them. And if you're
32:18
32:18 not okay with that, then I need you to
32:19
32:19 hit the road, Jack." You know,
32:21
32:21 >> unless of course your friends are like
32:23
32:23 creepers or some [ __ ] like you. Maybe
32:25
32:25 maybe you're not aware that you have
32:27
32:27 some [ __ ] vile friends, you know, and
32:29
32:29 maybe they're trying to wake you up to
32:31
32:31 that and you don't see it until it's too
32:33
32:33 late and then you discover that you're
32:35
32:35 an alcoholic and then your whole life
32:37
32:37 starts to spiral. And because she was
32:39
32:39 the one to tell you that you were an
32:41
32:41 alcoholic and you didn't want to believe
32:42
32:42 it and your friends were horrible, you
32:44
32:44 just keep going further and further down
32:45
32:45 this weird depressing rabbit hole. And
32:48
32:48 then one day you wake up and you're half
32:50
32:50 naked next to a raccoon eating a slice
32:52
32:52 of pizza and you don't know whether or
32:54
32:54 not you are still alive or if you even
32:57
32:57 want to be alive and it just spirals out
32:59
32:59 of control, buddy, and all you can see
33:01
33:01 is her face and it just drives you to
33:03
33:03 madness and you just can't help it. I I
33:07
33:07 don't know. I'm going off on a tangent,
33:08
33:08 buddy. I I don't I don't know. I'm
33:10
33:10 sorry.
33:10
33:10 >> No, it's No, I I get it, man. And just a
33:13
33:13 real hot take. Have you heard about this
33:14
33:14 thing that Tinder's doing now?
33:16
33:16 >> It's the Tinder. like Tinder hot takes
33:18
33:18 or hottake dates. I forget exactly what
33:21
33:21 they're calling it. Um but it but when
33:24
33:24 you go on these dates now, what they're
33:25
33:25 saying is instead of being who you're
33:29
33:29 pretending to be, you know, like your
33:31
33:31 the filters are on every time you take a
33:33
33:33 picture or whatever, you basically show
33:35
33:35 up to your first date and you just are
33:39
33:39 your most raw self. Like everybody
33:42
33:42 farts. Why not on the first date? Just
33:44
33:44 let just let one rip. You know what I
33:46
33:46 mean? or you burp or you don't wipe your
33:49
33:49 mouth after every piece of food you eat,
33:51
33:51 you know. So, they were talking about
33:53
33:53 this this new tender trend and it's just
33:55
33:55 basically on the very first date you
33:57
33:57 meet them, just be your rawest self. Do
34:00
34:00 you think this would be a strategy
34:03
34:03 uh that's good for somebody or people?
34:05
34:05 >> Uh, as long as you're not rude about it,
34:07
34:07 you know, as long as you're not making
34:08
34:08 yourself like, you know, I guess the
34:10
34:10 best way to put it is like as long
34:12
34:12 you're not burping in somebody's face,
34:13
34:13 right? Because you're like, "Oh, that's
34:14
34:14 the raw me." you know, or you know, just
34:17
34:17 being an [ __ ] then I don't see why
34:19
34:19 this is a problem, you know, like show
34:22
34:22 who you really are. Like I know first
34:24
34:24 dates are always like you got to be pin
34:27
34:27 and proper, you know, you got to show
34:28
34:28 your best foot forward, you know, but
34:31
34:31 it's not like that. It's not like that
34:33
34:33 all the time. Joshua and I will go on a
34:35
34:35 date and he'll [ __ ] stick his foot in
34:36
34:36 my food and that's okay. Like not saying
34:39
34:39 you need to do that on a first date, but
34:41
34:41 you know, be a little open with it. You
34:43
34:43 know, I'm I'm all for that, buddy. I'm
34:45
34:45 100% for that. Be a little more you on a
34:49
34:49 first date.
34:50
34:50 >> Yeah. I mean, I I I do agree, but
34:52
34:52 there's still some manners, right? Like,
34:54
34:54 you're not going to be a total weirdo,
34:56
34:56 but there is a there's a little bit of
34:58
34:58 grittiness and rawness to all of us. And
35:01
35:01 and sometimes the best way to show that,
35:03
35:03 I think, is through music. Sean,
35:06
35:06 >> I agree. And this 100%
35:09
35:09 >> is, I think, a part of the podcast where
35:11
35:11 we dive into
35:13
35:13 One of our lovely AI songs of the day,
35:17
35:17 everybody.
35:18
35:18 >> I I am really ready for this. Uh Joshua,
35:21
35:21 is there a video component to this one
35:23
35:23 this time?
35:24
35:24 >> Okay, so the I did lay down. So we did
35:26
35:26 this video. We did this a little bit
35:27
35:27 different. I did some some editing. I
35:30
35:30 have a program. It's called Da Vinci
35:31
35:31 Resolve. No sponsor, but hey, if you
35:32
35:32 want to sponsor some that'd be awesome.
35:34
35:34 Shit's expensive. Um but uh I did a
35:37
35:37 little bit of editing. I'm not a pro at
35:39
35:39 it. Just I had some fun with it. So, the
35:41
35:41 the look of this will be a little bit
35:43
35:43 different. So, if you're just listening,
35:45
35:45 keep listening. If you want to slide
35:47
35:47 over to YouTube or come check us out on
35:48
35:48 the website, um, sorry forlay.live, uh,
35:50
35:50 check it out. But, um, this one's a
35:52
35:52 little bit different. Uh, so the song
35:54
35:54 for the week, though, because Sean
35:56
35:56 >> kind of grilled me last week, guys, off
35:59
35:59 camera.
35:59
35:59 >> He says, "I never introduced the song
36:01
36:01 and I never and I and I never like
36:04
36:04 highlight what the song is about." Mhm.
36:06
36:06 >> So today everybody, the song you're
36:08
36:08 going to be listening to is called Stars
36:11
36:11 Cross Tonight. [ __ ] Why was there so
36:15
36:15 many pauses in between? I don't know.
36:16
36:16 Um, and the style of the song is uh it's
36:20
36:20 it's it's raw, it's gritty, it's
36:22
36:22 intimate. So uh sit back, enjoy. Uh this
36:27
36:27 is a song by yours truly. And uh
36:32
36:32 >> it's here. Sean, put a cord in the box.
36:33
36:33 said, I'll go ahead and share my screen
36:35
36:35 with you, buddy. And uh for the people
36:36
36:36 watching, keep on watching. And for the
36:37
36:37 people listening, keep on listening.
36:38
36:38 Here we go. Stars Cross tonight. Enjoy.
36:43
36:43 Oh, wait. Sorry. Hang on. Don't enjoy
36:45
36:45 yet. Now you can enjoy. Here you go.
37:03
37:03 The night's listening.
37:09
37:09 I was raised on a different side of
37:12
37:12 town.
37:14
37:14 Different prayers, different last names.
37:17
37:17 Now
37:19
37:19 they told me, "Boy, don't cross that
37:22
37:22 line." But I crossed it the first time I
37:24
37:24 saw your light.
37:40
37:40 M
37:50
37:50 I was taught to keep my head down low.
37:53
37:53 >> Smile pretty. Do what I'm told. But
37:56
37:56 every rule I ever knew shattered the
37:59
37:59 second I ran into you.
38:01
38:01 >> They say love's a dangerous game.
38:04
38:04 >> Ever danger never felt this right.
38:06
38:06 >> If this is wrong, I don't want to say
38:09
38:09 >> don't let go. Hold me tight.
38:14
38:14 So kiss me like the world might end
38:16
38:16 tonight. Like the stars are falling out
38:19
38:19 the sky. If loving you is a losing
38:22
38:22 fight, then I want to win this life.
38:26
38:26 We're running on borrowed time. Hearts
38:29
38:29 beating out of line. Star cross, but
38:32
38:32 we're alive. If this is faith, then let
38:35
38:35 it shine. Balconies and whisper lies.
38:39
38:39 Moonlight hiding tears. We cry. They see
38:42
38:42 your name. They don't see me. They don't
38:45
38:45 see what you do to me.
38:47
38:47 >> I've been fighting ghosts I didn't
38:49
38:49 choose. Old grudges wearing brand new
38:51
38:51 suits. But when you say my name out
38:54
38:54 loud, I forget what I'm supposed to be
38:56
38:56 afraid of now. If dawn breaks us apart,
38:59
38:59 I'll love you till it hurts.
39:01
39:01 >> If heart's got to fall,
39:02
39:02 >> let fall.
39:08
39:08 So kiss me like the world might end
39:11
39:11 tonight. Like the stars are falling out
39:14
39:14 the sky. If loving you is a losing
39:16
39:16 fight, then I don't want to win this
39:19
39:19 life. We're running on borrowed time.
39:23
39:23 Hearts beating out of line. Star cross,
39:26
39:26 but we're alive. If this is faith, then
39:29
39:29 let it shine. I walk through fire in my
39:32
39:32 Sunday best.
39:34
39:34 >> Take every word they throw in my chest.
39:40
39:40 I burn every crown they put on my head
39:43
39:43 just to be yours when the night's not
39:46
39:46 dead.
39:48
39:48 If history only remembers the pain,
39:52
39:52 then let it forget our names.
39:56
39:56 So love me like we're out of time. Like
39:60
39:60 forever's just a state of mind. If
40:02
40:02 heaven's close and hell's the price, I'd
40:05
40:05 pay it all for one more night. We were
40:09
40:09 never meant to survive, but look how
40:12
40:12 hard our hearts collide. Star cross but
40:15
40:15 unified.
40:16
40:16 >> If we fall, fall by my side. They'll
40:20
40:20 tell this story wrong someday.
40:24
40:24 >> But we were real. We were brave.
40:27
40:27 >> Star cross tonight.
40:38
40:38 Forever we were alive.
40:54
40:54 Ooh.
41:03
41:03 All right, there you go. Wow. Um,
41:08
41:08 [ __ ] Joshua. That was pretty decent. I
41:12
41:12 enjoyed it.
41:12
41:12 >> Okay, you're okay with that? I mean, it
41:13
41:13 it took time to evolve, you know? Not
41:15
41:15 every song.
41:16
41:16 >> Slow build. It's nice, but it's good for
41:18
41:18 like a Valentine's Day night, you know?
41:19
41:19 It's just like one of those ones you
41:21
41:21 throw in the background, you know, while
41:23
41:23 like you're undressing each other. It's
41:24
41:24 just like a nice chill chill seductive
41:27
41:27 vibe, you know? It's not bad. Not bad.
41:30
41:30 >> And what I was going for is like a Romeo
41:32
41:32 and Juliet kind of theme, you know, just
41:35
41:35 that lover's core. Just there's so much
41:36
41:36 passion, so much love. Just sometimes it
41:38
41:38 isn't
41:39
41:39 >> so hard just to fall in love sometimes
41:42
41:42 and just be who we are, you know?
41:44
41:44 There's so much in between. Um, but
41:46
41:46 yeah, there's always a struggle with
41:47
41:47 love and uh even in friendship. But
41:49
41:49 there you go, man. That was the AI song
41:52
41:52 of the episode. Hope you enjoyed.
41:54
41:54 Thanks. Yeah, that was great. It
41:56
41:56 >> was fun to make.
41:56
41:56 >> Uh Sound Lab exclusive, as that that
41:59
41:59 video stated.
42:01
42:01 >> There you go.
42:02
42:02 >> Just a fun little editing, man. It's got
42:04
42:04 Yeah, exactly. Just having fun with that
42:06
42:06 [ __ ]
42:07
42:07 >> Good. I'm glad you're having fun because
42:08
42:08 it looks fun to watch.
42:11
42:11 >> All right, let's uh let's move on,
42:12
42:12 buddy. Let's do this. Uh fake wine or
42:15
42:15 fun times. Uh and this is this is one I
42:18
42:18 had for you, my dude. Um, so I got
42:21
42:21 something for you here.
42:23
42:23 >> Joshua, have you ever had a beatbox or
42:26
42:26 do you know what a beatbox is?
42:29
42:29 >> Yes. I got exposed uh to beat boxes
42:35
42:35 uh by somebody who I'm not, you know, I
42:37
42:37 shouldn't even say this. I don't even
42:38
42:38 know if they were legal. I mean, I'm
42:40
42:40 assuming they were legal because they
42:41
42:41 they had it in possession
42:43
42:43 >> and they gave me one while we're on the
42:45
42:45 golf course.
42:47
42:47 >> Yes. So, I do know what a beatbox is.
42:50
42:50 Yes.
42:51
42:51 >> Okay. All right. So, then my question,
42:53
42:53 buddy, is do you prefer beatbox over
42:56
42:56 real wine?
42:59
42:59 >> Jesus. I I feel like the beatbox sort of
43:01
43:01 falls into the like the four loco
43:05
43:05 >> type of family, you know? It's like that
43:08
43:08 quick fix. They put it in a flashy
43:10
43:10 little box, pop the top,
43:12
43:12 >> have a good time. Yeah. I mean, do I
43:15
43:15 like it better than than
43:17
43:17 >> Yeah, that's my question. Do you prefer
43:18
43:18 it over wine? Like, if you had the
43:20
43:20 choice, right, if there was a beatbox in
43:21
43:21 front of you, ice cold or a bottle of
43:24
43:24 wine, would you rather have the beatbox
43:25
43:25 or the wine?
43:27
43:27 >> I mean, if I'm saying classy, then no.
43:29
43:29 If I'm just trying to get a little
43:31
43:31 trashy, yeah,
43:34
43:34 give me a beatbox. Give me a Give me a
43:35
43:35 six-pack. Let's have a good time with
43:37
43:37 the beatbox. But I I will say that not
43:39
43:39 to like totally try if you've never had
43:41
43:41 one. You I think you should try it. Um
43:44
43:44 >> but you are squeezing a little juice
43:46
43:46 box. It is kind of silly looking, you
43:47
43:47 know. It's just like they're plain
43:49
43:49 certain market.
43:50
43:50 >> Yeah. It's very like young adult, I
43:52
43:52 guess. I should say. It's not for kids
43:54
43:54 obviously, but it's like definitely
43:56
43:56 catered to like
43:58
43:58 >> a an adult with disposable income
44:01
44:01 market. I don't know. I told childhood
44:04
44:04 adult. I don't [ __ ] know what the
44:05
44:05 word is.
44:06
44:06 >> Yeah, they you will catch a buzz off.
44:07
44:07 I'm going tell you that. So, so again,
44:08
44:08 just a quick fix.
44:10
44:10 >> Again, the four local family. I think,
44:12
44:12 who knows? Maybe made in the same place.
44:14
44:14 You know, they're sneaky like that.
44:16
44:16 >> All right. Well, then that leads me into
44:18
44:18 this, Joshua. So, after you've had a
44:20
44:20 beatbox, uh sometimes you get into some
44:23
44:23 weird hypothetical questions, buddy. I
44:26
44:26 have a list of would you rathers that
44:28
44:28 you're going to you're going to ask
44:29
44:29 yourself here, uh because you're going
44:31
44:31 to pick which one I'm going to ask you.
44:33
44:33 So, there are one, two, three, four,
44:35
44:35 five. Got five would you rathers. You
44:37
44:37 obviously don't know what they're what
44:38
44:38 they are, but uh pick a number between
44:41
44:41 one and five, buddy, and then I'll I'll
44:42
44:42 I'll ask you the question.
44:44
44:44 >> One and five. We're going to go with
44:45
44:45 four.
44:46
44:46 >> All right, Joshua. Would you rather go
44:49
44:49 on a date that ends with fireworks or
44:52
44:52 ends with breakfast the next morning?
44:57
44:57 >> Oh, damn. See, this is tough because I
44:59
44:59 love fireworks and I don't eat
44:60
44:60 breakfast.
45:04
45:04 So, so you'd rather have one that ends
45:06
45:06 in fireworks?
45:07
45:07 >> I I mean, God, see, I always need
45:09
45:09 context for this [ __ ] Like, it's so
45:11
45:11 vague for me because I've had some very
45:14
45:14 bad firework experiences like lighting
45:16
45:16 the one that should have gone up in the
45:18
45:18 air, but I left it on the ground and
45:19
45:19 exploded like a [ __ ] like a dynamite
45:21
45:21 and almost died one year on on Fourth of
45:25
45:25 July. So, I mean, waking up to a good
45:28
45:28 breakfast, do I got to make the
45:29
45:29 breakfast myself?
45:31
45:31 >> That was not specified in there. So,
45:32
45:32 whatever makes you happier, I guess.
45:34
45:34 Like, if you're not making the breakfast
45:35
45:35 and that's what you want, then yeah,
45:37
45:37 you're not making breakfast.
45:38
45:38 >> Oh, if if I'm sitting in a robe, you
45:40
45:40 know, maybe on like the the 87th floor
45:43
45:43 in the penthouse, you know, just looking
45:46
45:46 down and having a good time or I'm on a
45:47
45:47 beach and a nice breakfast.
45:50
45:50 >> I mean, a good breakfast. I like, okay,
45:52
45:52 I'm going with breakfast because
45:53
45:53 fireworks is just they go boom and it's
45:55
45:55 good night. Good breakfast kind of get
45:58
45:58 you know starts the day you know you
45:60
45:60 good breakfast with somebody in bed or
46:02
46:02 whatever some on beach somewhere. Yeah,
46:04
46:04 I'm going breakfast. Breakfast 100%.
46:07
46:07 >> All right, cool. Let's do another one.
46:09
46:09 Uh you have four choices. So one through
46:11
46:11 four. Pick one.
46:12
46:12 >> Okay, I'm going to go two.
46:14
46:14 >> Two. All right, Joshua.
46:15
46:15 >> Even numbers.
46:17
46:17 >> Would you rather watch a romcom or a
46:20
46:20 thriller on Valentine's Day? We kind of
46:22
46:22 answered this earlier, but what what
46:24
46:24 would you rather watch?
46:26
46:26 I'm all for thrill. I like anything. I'm
46:28
46:28 an adrenaline junkie, man. If if if my
46:31
46:31 if it doesn't get my main vein pumping,
46:33
46:33 I'm probably I just I I need I need to
46:36
46:36 pump, you know.
46:37
46:37 >> Okay. All right. Uh I was going to let
46:40
46:40 you choose this one, but I I don't know
46:41
46:41 whether or not you're going to choose it
46:42
46:42 or not. So, I want to ask this question,
46:44
46:44 buddy, and then I'll maybe I'll let you
46:45
46:45 choose a bonus one. So, this is me
46:47
46:47 asking you, uh, Joshua, would you rather
46:50
46:50 accidentally say love you too early or
46:54
46:54 accidentally call them your ex's name?
46:58
46:58 >> Oh, [ __ ]
47:00
47:00 I mean, my ex's name is pretty it's not
47:03
47:03 a common name. So, if I said ex's name,
47:06
47:06 >> it would be obvious that I'm just being
47:07
47:07 a a dick, you know? Like, I'd have to
47:10
47:10 really pronunciate like I'd have to draw
47:12
47:12 that one out,
47:12
47:12 >> really annunciate it. I mean, there's
47:14
47:14 there's there's a lot of letters in that
47:16
47:16 name, so I I it's not easy, you know?
47:20
47:20 >> Um,
47:22
47:22 [ __ ] Why not some controversy? I'll
47:24
47:24 just go with the ex's name. [ __ ] it.
47:25
47:25 Let's have a party.
47:26
47:26 >> Let's have a party. [ __ ] it.
47:29
47:29 >> Party, man.
47:30
47:30 >> All right, last one, buddy. Uh, one or
47:33
47:33 two?
47:35
47:35 >> Uh, one or two? I I said two. I already
47:38
47:38 I said even I said two and four, right?
47:41
47:41 >> No. No. Well, I just deleted some. So
47:43
47:43 now you're down to one or two like
47:44
47:44 >> Oh, okay. All right. Let's go with one.
47:46
47:46 [ __ ] it. I was going to pick one. Even
47:48
47:48 you said you were going to pick that
47:49
47:49 last one for me. I was going to pick
47:50
47:50 one.
47:51
47:51 >> I gave you a little bonus episode. I
47:53
47:53 gave you a little bonus question. All
47:54
47:54 right. So then we'll do number one. So
47:55
47:55 Joshua, last one for the week.
47:57
47:57 >> Would you rather receive a playlist made
48:01
48:01 for you or a photo album of memories?
48:07
48:07 >> Damn. A playlist. I mean, music, they
48:11
48:11 say music brings back memories, but
48:16
48:16 um photos, what do they say? It's worth
48:19
48:19 a thousand words, you know.
48:20
48:20 >> Yeah.
48:21
48:21 >> Um that music can't provide.
48:24
48:24 >> It's hard. It's hard. That that is that
48:26
48:26 is a hard one because even, you know,
48:28
48:28 you start thinking about you forget what
48:30
48:30 things even are. You know, um music is
48:34
48:34 has healing properties. I'm going to go
48:36
48:36 with I'm a deep thinker, man. Like, if
48:39
48:39 you're looking for some [ __ ]
48:40
48:40 >> You're really thinking about this one.
48:43
48:43 >> Yeah. I mean, cuz I'm drinking wine,
48:44
48:44 man. I'm not I'm not sipping out of a
48:46
48:46 garbage can tonight. I give you some
48:48
48:48 garbage can answers if you want. You got
48:49
48:49 to give me the right drink for that
48:50
48:50 [ __ ]
48:51
48:51 >> I should get you a beatbox. Damn it.
48:53
48:53 >> Yeah, give me a beatbox.
48:54
48:54 >> I'm going to go with Give me some music.
48:57
48:57 Let's Let's turn up the speakers. Let's
48:58
48:58 get Let's get rowdy. As much as I'm a
49:00
49:00 visual person, I could close my eyes and
49:02
49:02 imagine if I hear the right kind of
49:04
49:04 music. though. Okay,
49:05
49:05 >> I'll let my imagination take over. Give
49:06
49:06 me the music.
49:07
49:07 >> All right. Hell yeah, buddy. Hey, do you
49:10
49:10 want just the last one for shits and
49:12
49:12 giggles? Cuz why not?
49:13
49:13 >> Yeah, let's let's [ __ ] and giggle. Let's
49:14
49:14 do it.
49:15
49:15 >> Because I also I'm very curious. All
49:17
49:17 right. Officially the last would you
49:19
49:19 rather for the week, buddy. Would you
49:21
49:21 rather do a date that involves learning
49:23
49:23 something like a class or museum or pure
49:27
49:27 vibes, walks, drinks, that kind of
49:30
49:30 thing? What would you rather do on a
49:32
49:32 date? Okay, I I mean, [ __ ] dude. I want
49:34
49:34 to elaborate more, but I'll I'll just go
49:36
49:36 with um the vibe, man.
49:38
49:38 >> I I like to learn [ __ ] but I I I'm all
49:40
49:40 about vibes and and I feel like if
49:41
49:41 you're vibing with somebody, you can
49:43
49:43 learn [ __ ] along the way. So, the the
49:44
49:44 learning comes with the vibe. So, I will
49:47
49:47 >> I will go full spectrum on the vibe cuz
49:50
49:50 you're bound to teach me something if
49:51
49:51 we're vibing. Guarantee it.
49:53
49:53 >> Okay. Now, out of all those questions I
49:56
49:56 asked you, do do any of the answers
49:58
49:58 change after you've had like three beat
50:01
50:01 boxes?
50:03
50:03 >> Do any of them change? Holy [ __ ]
50:07
50:07 Uh, no. No. Like, I mean, nah. No. I I
50:10
50:10 usually get I can I can be a little
50:12
50:12 stubborn when it comes to my decisions.
50:14
50:14 You'd really have to sway me. Like,
50:16
50:16 you'd have to oil me up and get me real
50:18
50:18 pretty to change my mind.
50:22
50:22 The man is consistent with his answers,
50:24
50:24 folks. So, that's all that matters. Uh,
50:26
50:26 buddy, that's all I wanted to talk about
50:27
50:27 on fake wine or fun times. So, there you
50:30
50:30 go.
50:30
50:30 >> That's good. That's good. All right,
50:32
50:32 let's hit this last one. Why not?
50:33
50:33 >> Yeah, buddy. Let's do this last one.
50:35
50:35 >> Okay,
50:38
50:38 >> this is all you. You read this. I'm not
50:39
50:39 reading. Oh, this is this is me.
50:42
50:42 >> All right.
50:43
50:43 >> I'm not reading this.
50:44
50:44 >> All right. For the record, Sean did
50:47
50:47 this. What? We did discuss this, but uh
50:50
50:50 apparently aphrodisiacs is hard to to
50:53
50:53 roll off the tongue after a few
50:55
50:55 beverages. Um so
50:58
50:58 >> he does and small lips doesn't make it
51:00
51:00 easy to get around.
51:02
51:02 >> Uh aphrodisiacs real or placebo?
51:06
51:06 Well, Sean, we all need a little
51:09
51:09 something extra sometimes, like like,
51:12
51:12 you know, just sometimes we just need
51:14
51:14 like what what is the ingredients to
51:16
51:16 stimulate the blood flow? What are those
51:19
51:19 what what is what is your spin spinach
51:22
51:22 to Popeye? Your Popeye to your spinach,
51:23
51:23 you know what I'm saying?
51:25
51:25 >> Yeah. For me personally,
51:27
51:27 >> yeah, I want to I want to know what's on
51:29
51:29 your list because your list may or may
51:31
51:31 not match the list that I have over
51:34
51:34 here. Okay. So, let's give it to me.
51:36
51:36 >> See, here's the problem, though. Here's
51:38
51:38 the problem. Here's the issue. Here's
51:39
51:39 the rub. All right. I don't
51:41
51:41 >> I mean, rub isn't what Rub might be one
51:43
51:43 of the ingredients. Actually,
51:44
51:44 >> I think that afrodiacs work. I think
51:47
51:47 it's all place.
51:49
51:49 >> That is my That is my take on this kind
51:51
51:51 of thing. Like, you hear like chocolate
51:54
51:54 strawberries or honey or [ __ ] uh
51:56
51:56 blueberries, whipped cream on the tip,
51:59
51:59 you know? Those are all things that I
52:01
52:01 just feel like aren't really doing it,
52:04
52:04 you know? I don't feel randy when I eat
52:07
52:07 a chocolate strawberry, you know? Like
52:09
52:09 there's nothing getting me going after
52:10
52:10 that, you know? Like I'd rather just
52:14
52:14 look at you completely naked. That will
52:16
52:16 that that is what really gets the blood
52:18
52:18 flowing. That what that is what pumps
52:21
52:21 the main vein full of fluid, you know?
52:25
52:25 So that's what I'm doing, buddy. that
52:27
52:27 placeos,
52:29
52:29 the aphrodesiacs are placeos. Final take
52:31
52:31 on that, but I would like to hear what
52:33
52:33 some of them are.
52:35
52:35 >> Okay. So, I'm just going to give you a
52:36
52:36 couple of them and then I have a
52:37
52:37 question at the very end of this to to
52:39
52:39 end this segment. Um, so Sean, do you
52:42
52:42 have a pallet for saffron? Does saffron
52:45
52:45 tickle? I mean, I've had saffron, but
52:48
52:48 I've never
52:50
52:50 >> like I'm not going out of my way to eat
52:51
52:51 saffron. So, no, I guess I would say
52:54
52:54 >> because apparently saffron uh does have
52:56
52:56 some side effects and and again, is it
52:58
52:58 placebo or what? It just depends on what
52:59
52:59 you believe on. Is it woowoo or not? So,
53:01
53:01 some studies have shown improvements in
53:03
53:03 mood and arousal. That's what they're
53:06
53:06 saying. Saffron could do this for you,
53:08
53:08 man. I'm just g I'm giving you the tips
53:11
53:11 and tricks right here.
53:13
53:13 >> Yeah. No, I'm I'm okay with that. I
53:14
53:14 mean, I'll [ __ ] I might try some of
53:16
53:16 these ones. Maybe not saffron because I
53:18
53:18 feel like that's a little too hard to
53:19
53:19 incorporate. And there's a whole black
53:21
53:21 market. Just side tangent. There's a
53:23
53:23 whole black market on fake saffron.
53:25
53:25 That's like a a big deal. Like you can't
53:28
53:28 really get like actual saffron. It's
53:30
53:30 like super [ __ ] expensive. So,
53:32
53:32 >> yeah, I've heard that, too. Yeah. So,
53:34
53:34 like synthetic saffron, that probably
53:36
53:36 it' probably do you more harm than good,
53:38
53:38 right?
53:38
53:38 >> Yeah. Yeah. So,
53:39
53:39 >> okay. So, how about um how do you feel
53:41
53:41 about ginsing?
53:44
53:44 >> Ginsing? Isn't that the stuff that's in
53:46
53:46 like energy drinks? Isn't that what like
53:48
53:48 you drink a rockstar that has ginsing in
53:50
53:50 it? Isn't that is that right or am I
53:52
53:52 wrong on that?
53:53
53:53 >> I mean, I don't know how it's made or
53:54
53:54 it's produced. It's a plant or what it's
53:56
53:56 made out of, but apparently it's known
53:58
53:58 for potential benefits to um for
54:01
54:01 vitality and circulation. Jins
54:04
54:04 >> potential potential. Now you're throwing
54:06
54:06 out buzzwords where it's like potential.
54:08
54:08 It's like has the ability to maybe wink
54:12
54:12 wink, you know, like like I don't know,
54:15
54:15 man. That's that's that seems all
54:16
54:16 placebo. It's all placebo.
54:18
54:18 >> Okay. Okay. Let me give you the last two
54:20
54:20 and then I'm going to hit you with a
54:21
54:21 question for you and anybody listening.
54:23
54:23 Just have some fun with this [ __ ] All
54:25
54:25 right, Sean. So, I also have watermelon
54:27
54:27 on this list and I also have oysters.
54:31
54:31 Okay, those are the last two.
54:33
54:33 >> All right, oysters. I have heard like I
54:37
54:37 Okay, first hang on. I'm still stuck in
54:39
54:39 the watermelon thing. Let me get past
54:40
54:40 that real fast. First of all, I've never
54:42
54:42 eaten a watermelon and thought to
54:44
54:44 myself, damn, I could really I could
54:47
54:47 really [ __ ] fill a hole right now.
54:49
54:49 You know, never once in my life has that
54:51
54:51 ever been a thought that's crossed my
54:53
54:53 mind after consuming watermelon. Okay,
54:55
54:55 so right off the bat, placebo. Placebo.
54:58
54:58 If anybody's feeling
54:59
54:59 >> [ __ ] Randy off of watermelon, get
55:01
55:01 help. Second thing, oysters. I think the
55:05
55:05 only reason people are getting off on
55:07
55:07 oysters or after eating oysters is
55:09
55:09 because it mimics like the uh the allure
55:13
55:13 of going down on somebody. You know,
55:14
55:14 there's like that that weird like creass
55:18
55:18 of a shell that you're putting your
55:20
55:20 mouth on that gives you that like that
55:23
55:23 weird oral sensation, you know? So, I
55:25
55:25 think that's the only thing that that
55:27
55:27 oysters have going for them because
55:28
55:28 other than that, you ever chewed an
55:30
55:30 oyster, Joshua? It's [ __ ] disgusting.
55:33
55:33 It's gross. It's It's sandy like the
55:36
55:36 ocean, you know? That's why you never
55:37
55:37 chew, you swallow. And that could be
55:40
55:40 another innuendo for the episode if
55:42
55:42 you're keeping track. But
55:45
55:45 like I said, all of these all of these
55:47
55:47 placebo placebo, buddy.
55:49
55:49 >> I mean, apparently it's high in zinc,
55:52
55:52 which supports hormone productivity. I g
55:56
55:56 I guess production. I I get this is what
55:58
55:58 this is what they're saying. What's
55:59
55:59 doing it?
56:00
56:00 >> High in zinc. This I don't Yeah,
56:02
56:02 exactly.
56:03
56:03 >> You know what else is high in zinc,
56:04
56:04 buddy?
56:05
56:05 >> Airborne.
56:07
56:07 >> The medicine airborne. The the
56:09
56:09 preventative to get sick. That's high in
56:11
56:11 zinc. I ain't feeling horny after eating
56:13
56:13 one of those. I'll tell you that right
56:15
56:15 now. All right. [ __ ] placebo. I mean,
56:18
56:18 but hey, I'll tell you what. If
56:19
56:19 anybody's putting an oyster in their
56:21
56:21 mouth, expecting that's like the same
56:24
56:24 texture and sensation you're going to
56:25
56:25 get from going, you know,
56:28
56:28 you know, like going down. I don't even
56:30
56:30 want to say like if you're
56:32
56:32 >> man can't even talk. We're we're already
56:35
56:35 an hour into the people have tuned out
56:36
56:36 or they're really focused on listening.
56:38
56:38 >> Hey bro, if you're putting in if you're
56:40
56:40 putting that in your mouth and expecting
56:41
56:41 that slippery and slimy thing to taste
56:43
56:43 exactly like your partner does down, you
56:46
56:46 are incredibly wrong. It's not going to
56:48
56:48 be that sandy. I hope it's not that
56:51
56:51 slimy.
56:53
56:53 And god forbid it smells or tastes
56:56
56:56 anything like a [ __ ] oyster. Because
56:59
56:59 if you put tapato on that [ __ ] or lemon
57:01
57:01 to make it taste better, I I guarantee
57:03
57:03 your partner is gonna be pissed. So
57:06
57:06 don't go look into oysters to either
57:08
57:08 boost it or have it taste or feel like
57:10
57:10 anything else cuz oysters are not going
57:11
57:11 to do it. Everybody, um, hot take. Jesus
57:15
57:15 Christ.
57:15
57:15 >> So then what's the question, buddy?
57:17
57:17 What's your question for me?
57:18
57:18 >> So here's your question for you and any
57:21
57:21 and everybody listening.
57:23
57:23 Would you get upset if your partner
57:27
57:27 started slipping these types of things
57:28
57:28 in your food or, you know, slipping them
57:31
57:31 in to uh to either
57:36
57:36 kind of slide it by the fact that your
57:38
57:38 Eiffel Tower isn't towering anymore? You
57:41
57:41 know, like like they they are going
57:44
57:44 behind your back but essentially putting
57:46
57:46 it in your mouth at the same time to
57:48
57:48 hopefully improve
57:50
57:50 your uh your methods or or you know,
57:54
57:54 would you be offended if you actually
57:57
57:57 found this out? This got journaled
57:58
57:58 somewhere like, "Hey ladies, like you
58:00
58:00 know, like say you had a camera set up
58:01
58:01 in your house. Guess what girls? I've
58:03
58:03 been slipping my man this stuff and he
58:05
58:05 has no idea why he's eating oysters or
58:08
58:08 I'm making him watermelon smoothies and
58:10
58:10 [ __ ] you know, chocolatecovered
58:13
58:13 watermelon saffron [ __ ] just a
58:15
58:15 powerhouse of [ __ ] to put in your mouth.
58:18
58:18 >> Would you be upset if you found out
58:20
58:20 later if if if the reason was because
58:23
58:23 you just weren't,
58:25
58:25 >> you know, rising to the occasion
58:26
58:26 anymore?
58:28
58:28 I guess I guess if I noticed right if I
58:31
58:31 if I found out that they were doing this
58:34
58:34 uh because you know the the old main
58:36
58:36 vein can't can't produce as much as it
58:38
58:38 used to you know then I would actually I
58:41
58:41 would feel I wouldn't feel bad like I
58:43
58:43 wouldn't be upset but I would feel more
58:45
58:45 like self-conscious after that. I would
58:47
58:47 feel more upset with myself and like
58:50
58:50 think more like is this re like is this
58:53
58:53 really what I need now? like I've gotten
58:55
58:55 to the age where I'm just overweight and
58:57
58:57 I just I need to eat an oyster to like
58:60
58:60 feel something again, you know, like to
59:02
59:02 get that arousal going. That that would
59:04
59:04 it would lead me more to that rather
59:06
59:06 than like wanting to beat the [ __ ] out
59:07
59:07 of my wife for it, you know? So, like
59:11
59:11 that's that's probably where I'm at. I'm
59:13
59:13 in that camp. So,
59:15
59:15 >> I mean, would would I be bummed? Would I
59:17
59:17 be bummed? Um, no. I I wouldn't be
59:20
59:20 bummed because honestly I I
59:22
59:22 >> Would you embrace it?
59:23
59:23 >> Yeah. No, I I would be totally like into
59:25
59:25 it because everything seems to be good
59:28
59:28 for you. Yeah, you I would totally
59:29
59:29 embrace,
59:30
59:30 >> but I don't think I don't think with me
59:32
59:32 you'd have to hide it. I think if
59:33
59:33 anything you would just be like, "Hey,
59:35
59:35 man. This is on the menu." And I would
59:36
59:36 get it.
59:37
59:37 >> I would I would understand it.
59:39
59:39 >> Yeah. If I'm not cracking concrete
59:41
59:41 anymore for you, then please add stuff
59:43
59:43 to my food.
59:46
59:46 Put it in.
59:49
59:49 I'm not busting.
59:50
59:50 >> That's going to be great. That's going
59:51
59:51 to be a good one. If I'm if not if I'm
59:54
59:54 not chiseling through granite, you know,
59:57
59:57 head first.
60:01
60:01 >> By all means,
60:02
60:02 >> before we sign before we sign off on
60:03
60:03 this episode and do our fun finds and
60:05
60:05 stuff like that, uh I know it's going to
60:07
60:07 go a little longer cuz, you know, it's a
60:09
60:09 it's a Valentine's Day special. We do a
60:10
60:10 little it's usually a little longer. Uh,
60:12
60:12 but last year, buddy, do you remember
60:13
60:13 what I did last year for us when I
60:14
60:14 talked about uh some of the uh the
60:17
60:17 cartoon couple, the cartoon uh females
60:20
60:20 that I would love to date or was
60:22
60:22 attracted to or not attracted to?
60:23
60:23 >> I I don't remember. There's no
60:25
60:25 >> I'm glad you don't, but you guys can go
60:27
60:27 to Sorry for the little laid out live
60:28
60:28 and uh check out that episode again if
60:30
60:30 you really want to. Uh but buddy, I have
60:32
60:32 a question for you which is kind of like
60:34
60:34 bugging me
60:35
60:35 >> and it's been bugging me for a little
60:37
60:37 while.
60:38
60:38 >> Like
60:39
60:39 animal couples, buddy. animal couples,
60:41
60:41 like just odd couples in like movies,
60:45
60:45 you know what I mean? Like, let me give
60:46
60:46 you an example.
60:47
60:47 >> Yeah.
60:47
60:47 >> Beauty and the Beast,
60:49
60:49 >> you know, Beauty and the Beast
60:51
60:51 >> before he becomes a prince, right? Like,
60:55
60:55 she's into that. You know, she's into
60:56
60:56 that. She's she's agreed to that. Would
60:58
60:58 you agree? Like, are we in the wrong?
61:01
61:01 >> I mean, uh,
61:01
61:01 >> like she didn't know that the prince was
61:03
61:03 going to become a prince, right? Like,
61:05
61:05 that was she was she was all for it,
61:07
61:07 right? I I think there's a reason why
61:09
61:09 these are cartoons and not reality.
61:10
61:10 Because if this is reality, that's
61:11
61:11 called beastiality. And that's [ __ ]
61:13
61:13 disgusting. So, no, I am not into
61:16
61:16 beastiality.
61:18
61:18 And if you're that hairy, you know what?
61:20
61:20 If you're that hairy, I might buy you a
61:23
61:23 razor just cuz I don't want I don't want
61:25
61:25 to. No one wants to [ __ ] Bigfoot. Just
61:28
61:28 saying. I mean, if you do,
61:29
61:29 >> I mean, m maybe.
61:30
61:30 >> Speak for yourself.
61:32
61:32 >> I mean, maybe. But no, I I Yeah. I mean,
61:36
61:36 Beauty and the Beast, love comes in all
61:38
61:38 different shapes and sizes. So, maybe
61:40
61:40 maybe all along she knew she had a rosy
61:43
61:43 glasses on and knew what he looked like
61:44
61:44 hairless and he was going to turn into a
61:46
61:46 prince like she knew it. So, I I give
61:48
61:48 her a pass. But am I am I going with
61:51
61:51 Chewbacca or it from from uh family? Was
61:54
61:54 it a family Adam's family? No, I'm I'm
61:57
61:57 not I'm not digging around do that.
61:60
61:60 >> Okay. I mean, that that's not even the
62:02
62:02 weirdest thing I wanted to talk about. I
62:03
62:03 just wanted to bring that one up as like
62:04
62:04 a starting point. Okay.
62:06
62:06 >> What about nowadays you're seeing a lot
62:08
62:08 of these like uh inner species couples
62:12
62:12 >> like
62:13
62:13 >> Kermit,
62:14
62:14 >> Miss Piggy? Like how do you feel about
62:16
62:16 that? How do you feel about that?
62:18
62:18 >> I mean, you know, if it fits, why not
62:20
62:20 sit? I mean, go for it, man.
62:23
62:23 >> Why not sit? Okay. And then I mean,
62:28
62:28 yeah, sure. I guess the I guess the
62:31
62:31 whole reason I brought this up is
62:32
62:32 because there's this whole movement with
62:34
62:34 uh Zootopia and the fox from Zootopia
62:38
62:38 and the rabbit from Zootopia. This is a
62:40
62:40 big thing in the furry community now.
62:41
62:41 There's a lot of cosplays going on uh
62:44
62:44 with those two specifically as an inner
62:46
62:46 species couple and I haven't seen the
62:49
62:49 second Zootopia yet. Uh I don't know if
62:52
62:52 they fall in love again in that second
62:53
62:53 movie and if they do I I don't know how
62:56
62:56 I feel about that. I don't know how I
62:58
62:58 feel about the love between two
62:60
63:00 different species of animal. And I just
63:02
63:02 want your take, buddy, if you're pro
63:06
63:06 pro this or against this.
63:09
63:09 >> You know, if they if they can have, you
63:11
63:11 know, uh Beauty and the Beast, if they
63:14
63:14 could have Bur and Ernie, if they can
63:17
63:17 have uh Oscar, you know, the from Sesame
63:20
63:20 Street and Big Bird, you know, there's a
63:22
63:22 love there between the two. They just
63:24
63:24 they they just haven't figured out how
63:25
63:25 to make it work. What?
63:26
63:26 >> Um,
63:29
63:29 >> there's love. There's all kinds of love.
63:31
63:31 So,
63:32
63:32 >> and Ernie are very very They're just
63:35
63:35 they're they're people. Bert and Ernie
63:36
63:36 are people, right? They're not they're
63:38
63:38 not like a dog and a cat falling in
63:40
63:40 love, you know?
63:41
63:41 >> But they are stuffed animals. I mean, I
63:43
63:43 don't know how you tug on those strings,
63:45
63:45 right? So, I mean, how how you how you
63:47
63:47 get two furries to make another furry? I
63:49
63:49 don't know. I don't know. Is all the
63:51
63:51 fluff just a bunch of [ __ ] you know? I
63:54
63:54 don't I don't know.
63:58
63:58 I'm sorry. I didn't mean to cut you off
63:59
63:59 on your thought, buddy. What was your
64:01
64:01 Are you pro this or anti- this?
64:03
64:03 >> I think in or in order to have
64:04
64:04 diversity, you got to mix it up a bit.
64:06
64:06 So, yeah.
64:08
64:08 >> If you're whatever you're into, if you
64:10
64:10 like it, if it's your flavor and if it
64:12
64:12 fits and you want to take a sit, go for
64:15
64:15 it. Try it out.
64:17
64:17 >> Try it out. Make something new. Create
64:19
64:19 diversity, you know.
64:21
64:21 >> Something new.
64:23
64:23 >> Create something new. create something
64:24
64:24 new.
64:28
64:28 How are we who we are today without
64:30
64:30 diversity? This is the problem. There's
64:32
64:32 too many things that are the same. Let's
64:34
64:34 mix it up a little bit.
64:37
64:37 >> Miss Piggy Kermit, if you're real, if
64:39
64:39 there was a universe, you exist. Make
64:40
64:40 some babies. I don't know what they're
64:42
64:42 going to look like, but
64:44
64:44 >> try it. Do it.
64:45
64:45 >> Continue to try. Listen, we're not here
64:46
64:46 to yuck anybody's yum. You know,
64:49
64:49 >> absolutely not. I just wanted to get
64:50
64:50 that off my chest because I thought it
64:52
64:52 was an interesting topic for a
64:53
64:53 Valentine's Day episode. Just odd
64:55
64:55 couples. Just odd couples. So, buddy,
64:58
64:58 let's land this Valentine's Day plane.
65:00
65:00 Let's do some fun finds, some lucky
65:02
65:02 numbers, a fortune, and uh let's get the
65:05
65:05 [ __ ] out of here. So,
65:06
65:06 >> I know, right?
65:07
65:07 >> What do you got, buddy? Um gosh, I I
65:09
65:09 because this is a Valentine's Eve
65:14
65:14 episode, I had to find something within
65:16
65:16 the house that I It clearly is a fun
65:19
65:19 find because it was so damn dusty. I
65:21
65:21 forgot I even had it. So, I had to I
65:22
65:22 like literally found it again in my h
65:24
65:24 house. So, I have two. I have an actual
65:27
65:27 inhouse fun find and I have a fun find
65:29
65:29 that I found somewhere else. So, I'll
65:31
65:31 show you both of them right now.
65:32
65:32 >> Interesting. Okay. I'm excited for
65:34
65:34 these.
65:35
65:35 >> All right. again. So, since this is
65:36
65:36 Valentine's Day, I found this Sean, you
65:39
65:39 may be able to relate to this or maybe
65:40
65:40 not, but I think this is in true
65:43
65:43 Valentine's Day fashion. And if you're
65:44
65:44 just listening, you're going to have to
65:46
65:46 slide over to YouTube or the website to
65:48
65:48 see it. But here you go, Sean.
65:49
65:49 >> I'm ready.
65:50
65:50 >> This is my Valentine's Day funfind you.
65:55
65:55 Oh, it is a uh what looks to be a poop
65:57
65:57 emoji with high heels or it's standing
66:01
66:01 on little hearts holding a heart.
66:03
66:03 >> Is that what that is, buddy? What is
66:04
66:04 that? Yeah, it's it's it's a uh Yeah,
66:06
66:06 and if you look hard enough, there's
66:08
66:08 actually a hole in the back of it if you
66:09
66:09 really wanted to, you know, can't find
66:11
66:11 love. There you go.
66:17
66:17 >> There you go, buddy. Great. Great.
66:21
66:21 Now I know why he keeps it under the
66:23
66:23 desk.
66:25
66:25 This thing was so damn dusty. So, that
66:27
66:27 legitimately was a fun find in my house.
66:30
66:30 I I don't know how long I've had this. I
66:32
66:32 don't even know where it came from. Um,
66:34
66:34 but I think I think it even lights up,
66:37
66:37 but I'm not going to do that right now
66:39
66:39 because I have no idea what it's going
66:41
66:41 to do.
66:42
66:42 >> I'd hate for it to start spitting fluid
66:44
66:44 all over the desk and [ __ ] like if
66:46
66:46 that's what it does.
66:47
66:47 >> Um, but that is my very Valentine's Day
66:50
66:50 specific
66:51
66:51 >> Nice, buddy.
66:52
66:52 >> Fun find in my house. And I have one
66:54
66:54 more though. One more.
66:55
66:55 >> Okay, he's got one more. He's back under
66:56
66:56 the desk. I'm scared cuz he pulled out
66:59
66:59 that turd from the other one. So
67:01
67:01 >> So this is a true fun find. Uh, I I went
67:04
67:04 into uh I found this at Target and
67:06
67:06 because we show off Funkos, I got a [ __ ]
67:07
67:07 ton of Funkos. I almost have too many.
67:09
67:09 We should probably start like a little
67:10
67:10 Funko store at some point.
67:12
67:12 >> We probably should do a resale on some
67:13
67:13 of these things. We have a lot of them.
67:15
67:15 >> But you might find this actually to be
67:17
67:17 pretty cool, but I found a bunch of
67:19
67:19 these bitties and it's a whole set.
67:22
67:22 >> Whoa. Oh, the Daily Bugle. All right.
67:25
67:25 These are all Spider-Man bitty pops. I
67:28
67:28 love the Bitty Pops, dude. I [ __ ]
67:29
67:29 love those things.
67:31
67:31 >> It's awesome, buddy. Yeah, buddy. So,
67:33
67:33 every one of these is a Spider-Man. All
67:34
67:34 of it is all all uniquely
67:37
67:37 um to the Daily Bugle. So, yeah, man.
67:39
67:39 That is my I got two fun finds
67:41
67:41 >> for this episode. [ __ ] yeah, dude. I
67:44
67:44 love it. I love it, my dude. And you
67:46
67:46 know, speaking of Bitty Pops, buddy, let
67:48
67:48 me show you my fun find cuz I have some
67:51
67:51 Bitty Pops. Uh this is my Valentine's
67:54
67:54 Day fun find. Here you go. These are
67:58
67:58 Wall-E and Eva in the little bouquet.
68:01
68:01 There you go. You can see that there.
68:02
68:02 It's a little bin pop and their bouquet.
68:04
68:04 And you can see the little picture back
68:06
68:06 here.
68:06
68:06 >> Where'd you find that?
68:07
68:07 >> It look like So, this was actually at
68:08
68:08 the Funko store. This was actually in
68:11
68:11 the Funko store months ago. I'm talking
68:14
68:14 like almost at the end of
68:18
68:18 June last year. So, I was able to
68:21
68:21 procure this and I've had this with me
68:23
68:23 for that long. So, yeah, I just finally
68:26
68:26 was able to show it off. So, there it
68:27
68:27 is. That's my uh fun find for the week.
68:30
68:30 And I'm a little jealous because Sean
68:32
68:32 literally lives close enough. Oh yeah.
68:34
68:34 You could probably crawl there. You
68:36
68:36 know, I could. It would take me a while.
68:38
68:38 It would take me a few weeks.
68:39
68:39 >> But you're like that close. Like if I
68:40
68:40 crawled there, it would take me like
68:41
68:41 weeks,
68:42
68:42 >> you know?
68:43
68:43 >> Yeah. It would just take me hours.
68:44
68:44 >> Like hours to crawl it. Yeah. Like
68:47
68:47 >> you're you could Uber there. Like it
68:49
68:49 wouldn't cost that much.
68:50
68:50 >> So Sean's very fortunate and we love
68:52
68:52 Funkos on this uh podcast. But yeah,
68:54
68:54 that's that's good fun, man. I enjoy
68:56
68:56 that. Yeah.
68:57
68:57 >> Um,
68:58
68:58 >> you ready for a fortune, buddy? Do our
69:00
69:00 Is this our last fortune in that box?
69:03
69:03 >> Yeah, this is the last fortune. I'm
69:05
69:05 going to have to
69:07
69:07 >> put another uh dime or another quarter
69:10
69:10 into the Amazon uh purchase account
69:13
69:13 because this is our last fortune from
69:16
69:16 the naughty dozen, which is kind of nice
69:18
69:18 because this is leftover from Christmas.
69:20
69:20 Yeah.
69:21
69:21 >> Uh so this is this is pretty old. So
69:23
69:23 it's we got to update time to update.
69:25
69:25 Got some new fortunes
69:27
69:27 >> in here. And uh in true spirit, we are
69:31
69:31 going to hope that this last fortune in
69:34
69:34 this box
69:36
69:36 >> is a good one.
69:36
69:36 >> Is a good one. Cuz you come all this way
69:39
69:39 to get to the very last fortune of the
69:41
69:41 box. And you really hope I can either
69:44
69:44 read it or it's not a repeat because
69:47
69:47 both of those truly suck.
69:49
69:49 >> Yeah, they do.
69:50
69:50 >> All right, Sean. And in true holiday
69:51
69:51 fashion, hey, you know, here we go.
69:55
69:55 The elf on the shelf suddenly quits
69:58
69:58 claiming hostile work environment.
70:04
70:04 There
70:04
70:04 >> you go everybody.
70:05
70:05 >> Yeah, that's fun.
70:07
70:07 >> Yeah.
70:08
70:08 >> I mean those people really abuse those
70:10
70:10 elves to be honest. You've seen some of
70:11
70:11 that [ __ ] like they'll put him in like
70:13
70:13 an like an ice bath and it's like him
70:15
70:15 just [ __ ] being drowned. I I have not
70:18
70:18 seen The closest thing I know about to
70:20
70:20 what elves do is when I watch the movie
70:21
70:21 Elf with uh
70:23
70:23 >> You don't know what an elf on a shelf
70:24
70:24 is?
70:25
70:25 >> No, I know what Elvis I mean I don't
70:27
70:27 even have an I I have Snoop on the shelf
70:28
70:28 these days, man. I I I've gone
70:31
70:31 >> Snoop on the stoop.
70:32
70:32 >> That's That's the direction I gone. I go
70:34
70:34 I go to rappers now on my shelves.
70:37
70:37 >> I don't even use the real elves anymore,
70:38
70:38 man.
70:39
70:39 >> Yeah.
70:39
70:39 >> Well, [ __ ] All right. Well, let me give
70:41
70:41 the people their lucky numbers so we can
70:42
70:42 get the hell out of here. Uh here are
70:43
70:43 your seven lucky numbers for the week.
70:45
70:45 Use them for whatever nefarious reasons
70:46
70:46 you would like. They are as followed. 4,
70:49
70:49 17, 19, 38, 51, 65, and 68. Once again,
70:54
70:54 your seven lucky numbers are 4, 17, 19,
70:56
70:56 38, 51, 65, and 68. Let us know if you
71:00
71:00 win anything, cuz that would be [ __ ]
71:02
71:02 cool. I don't think anybody has, but you
71:05
71:05 never know. Those could be the ones that
71:07
71:07 win it. Um, and now finally, we've come
71:11
71:11 to the very end of this episode. This
71:13
71:13 beautiful Valentine's Day special.
71:15
71:15 little long in the tooth, but Mia can
71:16
71:16 probably edit some of this [ __ ] out.
71:17
71:17 Thanks, Mia. Appreciate you. Uh, but
71:19
71:19 what she's not going to edit out is the
71:21
71:21 most important thing that Joshua will
71:22
71:22 say to you guys this week in what could
71:25
71:25 be your final time hearing him.
71:28
71:28 >> Joshua,
71:30
71:30 what do you have to say for the people
71:31
71:31 this week, my dude? Wash Sean and
71:34
71:34 everybody listening, everybody watching,
71:35
71:35 this has been a truly a fun episode and
71:38
71:38 uh I I really do hope everybody has a
71:41
71:41 good Valentine's Day. Even though, you
71:42
71:42 know, the two of us do not celebrate
71:44
71:44 Valentine's Day that much. I I really
71:46
71:46 hope one of you along the way in
71:47
71:47 February in February finds love just
71:51
71:51 like Beauty and the Beast, just like
71:53
71:53 Bert and Ernie did um in each other. So,
71:57
71:57 uh thank you for listening. Thank you
71:58
71:58 for watching. We will be back next week
71:60
71:60 on episode 121. Can you believe it?
72:03
72:03 Thank you to the new subscribers. Uh,
72:05
72:05 thank you to everybody who's listening
72:06
72:06 to the music. This has been a fun
72:07
72:07 journey and and like I said, we'll
72:09
72:09 continue to do this. And um, this is
72:12
72:12 Joshua. I'm out. See you next week.
72:15
72:15 That was a beautiful judgment.
72:16
72:16 Congratulations on another vicous uh,
72:19
72:19 monologue. Uh, like he said, thank you
72:22
72:22 for watching. Thank you for listening.
72:23
72:23 Check out the web sheet. Check the
72:25
72:25 website out. Sorry for Little. Uh, we
72:27
72:27 have a new logo. Uh, I don't know if you
72:29
72:29 saw it, Joshua, but it's spring themed
72:32
72:32 uh for the months going into spring and
72:35
72:35 then we'll change it for summer. So, for
72:36
72:36 those of you wondering why the winter
72:38
72:38 logo didn't change last episode, it's
72:40
72:40 because it wasn't the end of winter. So,
72:44
72:44 spring logo. Sorry for the late live.
72:46
72:46 There it is. Buddy, one last thing
72:47
72:47 before I leave for the week. Uh, you
72:49
72:49 know, sticking with the uh North Pole
72:52
72:52 theme, I guess. I thought this was I'm
72:54
72:54 going to tell you this and then uh you
72:56
72:56 tell me if it's offensive or not
72:58
72:58 offensive. Uh so here you go.
73:01
73:01 >> Joshua,
73:02
73:02 >> what is Santa's aggressive cat called?
73:09
73:09 >> We're still doing Santa jokes in
73:10
73:10 February. Holy [ __ ] Yeah. Um I I have
73:13
73:13 no idea.
73:15
73:15 >> Mrs. Claus.
73:19
73:19 Is that offensive to Mrs. Claus? you
73:22
73:22 know, like
73:23
73:23 >> No, no, no. She works too hard. She
73:25
73:25 probably doesn't have nails anyways,
73:26
73:26 man. She's in the She's in the trenches.
73:28
73:28 She got her [ __ ] together.
73:30
73:30 >> Yeah. Anyways, ladies and gentlemen, we
73:32
73:32 will see you next week. We out. Deuces.
73:60
73:60 My old finger on my old feet. I'm
74:03
74:03 surprised your fingers still snapping.
74:06
74:06 >> Why? Cuz they're so big and so thick. So
74:08
74:08 >> that you've done it for
74:10
74:10 120 episodes. So I think by now you
74:12
74:12 build up calluses by now. You know those
74:14
74:14 [ __ ]
74:15
74:15 >> Well, the thing is Joshua, I don't ever
74:16
74:16 use my hands other than snapping. So,
74:18
74:18 you know, they're beautifully soft and
74:21
74:21 supple like little Venus sausages.
74:24
74:24 >> So,
74:25
74:25 >> I mean that that you know, the fact that
74:27
74:27 you don't snap tells me lots is like
74:28
74:28 you're not that [ __ ] that snaps at
74:30
74:30 people to get them to do [ __ ]
74:31
74:31 >> Hell no.
74:32
74:32 >> No, I just whistle at him.
74:34
74:34 >> [ __ ] I know, right?
74:38
74:38 I know. What would be worse, snapping or
74:40
74:40 whistling? when it comes to [ __ ] just
74:42
74:42 just being like improper or what's more
74:45
74:45 rude, snapping
74:47
74:47 or whistling at somebody?
74:48
74:48 >> I feel like I feel like whistling is a
74:50
74:50 little more on the rudder side, right?
74:52
74:52 Cuz sometimes you got to snap to get
74:53
74:53 somebody's attention and that doesn't it
74:55
74:55 feels more aggressive if anything.
74:57
74:57 Whistling seems more disrespectful. So
74:60
74:60 like like if you whistle at me, I'm not
75:02
75:02 turning around, you know?
75:04
75:04 And I feel like I've seen I I feel like
75:06
75:06 I've seen even at um like restaurants
75:09
75:09 waiters and stuff like
75:11
75:11 >> you know what I mean? They're like hey
75:13
75:13 >> you know so it's it's almost like proper
75:15
75:15 maybe to do that instead of whistle.
75:17
75:17 >> I don't know if either one is proper but
75:20
75:20 I mean it's like the same like what
75:21
75:21 would you rather would you rather have
75:22
75:22 somebody clap at you? You know just like
75:24
75:24 [ __ ]
75:26
75:26 >> I mean I'd rather have them clap at me
75:28
75:28 than give me the clap if I had to choose
75:31
75:31 between claps.
75:33
75:33 say, I
