Sorry For The Delay | EP.136 | Limoncello, Beach Days & Choco Taco Grief
-WHAT’S IN OUR CUP-
Sean: Incline Limoncello Spritz cider, Two Towns POG Cosmic Crisp cider
Joshua: VMC Paloma tequila cocktail
-AI SONG OF THE WEEK-
AI Song Of The Week: “Let The Whole World Stare” (Lyrics written by Joshua.)
-RECIPES-
Capri Sun Vodka Slushie:
• Capri Sun
• vodka
• ice or freezer time
Freeze the Capri Sun until slushy.
Cut the top open.
Add vodka, mix & sip responsibly.
-CHAT WITH US-
• Summer Heat
• Figure It Out
• Crystal Clouds Of Chemtrails (teased for next week)
• Objects, Animals Or Numbers (not covered this episode)
-CHAPTERS-
00:00 EP.136 Intro, Golf High & Wedding Report Setup
02:29 What’s In Our Cup - Dusty Paloma & Limoncello Spritz
07:50 Wedding Talk, Open Bar & Tight Pants
13:04 Sean’s Wedding Rules Rant
15:30 Question Of The Day - Internal Monologue Confusion
21:13 Chat With Us - Summer Heat, Figure It Out & Chemtrails
22:07 Summer Heat - Capri Suns, Energy Drinks & Last-Time Snacks
27:04 Ice Cream Truck Memories, WrestleMania Bars & Choco Tacos
32:46 AI Song Of The Week "Let The Whole World Stare"
38:52 Figure It Out - The Perfect Beach Day
49:20 Fun Finds, Dirty Fortune, Lucky Numbers & Summer Safety Sendoff
-FIGURE IT OUT-
Topic: The perfect beach day.
Sean: Beach chair, umbrella, sunglasses, cooler on the left, drinks ready for the right hand, water nearby & absolutely no real swimming because the ocean is filthy and the body does not swim.
Joshua: Sunscreen, one big beach towel, backup supplies in the car, water, possible skimboard activity, extra clothes for after, and enough new sun-safety wisdom to retire the old lizard-peel lifestyle.
Mia’s verdict: Sean’s beach day is basically a cooler with a view, while Joshua’s comes with sunscreen, backup towels & the quiet fear of sand finding every possible crease.
-SOUND BITES-
• “If I drop dead, it’s been great knowing you all.” - Joshua trusting the dusty Paloma.
• “Pink tastes pink.” - Joshua leaving the flavor science exactly where he found it.
• “I don’t want the added pressure.” - Sean summing up his entire wedding guest philosophy.
• “I just took two edibles that were 100 milligrams and I’m trying to figure out life question.” - Sean surviving the internal monologue debate.
•“RIP Choco Taco.” - Sean mourning the ice cream truck casualty during summer nostalgia.
-FORTUNE & FINDS-
Fortune: You will have a date with Destiny after she gets off work at the strip club.
Lucky Numbers: 5, 25, 26, 38, 48, 56, 62
Fun Finds / Value Finds:
Sean: Goofy 1932 & Goofy 2019 Funko Pops.
Joshua: K-Pop Demon Hunters Derpy with Suzy glow-in-the-dark Funko.
(Artwork Shoutout: New summer logo for the Sorry For The Delay setup.)
Transcript
00:00 Welcome to episode 136 of Sorry for the
00:04
00:04 Delay. I'm your editor, Mia. This week,
00:06
00:06 Joshua comes in sun-kissed from golf, a
00:09
00:09 wedding, and one dusty fridge paloma,
00:11
00:11 while Sean brings Lemonchello Cider,
00:13
00:13 wedding opinions, and immediate
00:15
00:15 confusion over his own internal
00:17
00:17 monologue. Jiminy Cricut filed a noise
00:19
00:19 complaint. Then, it's summer heat, Capri
00:22
00:22 Sun cocktails, and Choco Taco Brief.
00:25
00:25 Enjoy the show.
00:26
00:26 >> Hello and welcome to another episode of
00:28
00:28 Sorry for the Delay. We are your hosts.
00:30
00:30 Uh, my name is Sean and this is Yoshua
00:34
00:34 and this is episode 136, buddy. We've
00:38
00:38 made it to another week, my dude.
00:40
00:40 Another
00:42
00:42 136. Wait, no, that doesn't make any
00:43
00:43 sense. We've made it to 136 episodes.
00:46
00:46 Um, how are you doing this week, my guy?
00:50
00:50 >> Uh, this week I'm feel like I say doing
00:52
00:52 well every week, but I'm doing I'm
00:54
00:54 actually doing better than well, that
00:57
00:57 >> better than well. How can you do better
00:59
00:59 than well? Like I think I'd have to look
01:01
01:01 up what word I should use instead of
01:02
01:02 better than well. Um
01:04
01:04 >> but yeah, dude. Uh um I don't know if
01:06
01:06 you know this, but I did I think I said
01:08
01:08 this on the last episode. I coming off
01:10
01:10 like a 4 day
01:11
01:11 >> Oh, that's right. mini vacation.
01:13
01:13 >> You were you were How'd that go? How was
01:15
01:15 that?
01:15
01:15 >> Uh I played a [ __ ] ton of golf.
01:18
01:18 >> Oh, one would imagine. What's that?
01:21
01:21 >> Black aces? Yeah.
01:22
01:22 >> Oh, no. No, none of those. No, no, no.
01:23
01:23 We're not We didn't do We didn't get any
01:24
01:24 of those this time around. Um, I just I
01:27
01:27 just want to throw a quick shout out. If
01:28
01:28 any of you golf that listen to us, I
01:29
01:29 would totally I would be down to go and
01:31
01:31 play golf with any of you guys, whoever
01:33
01:33 listens to us.
01:34
01:34 >> [ __ ]
01:35
01:35 >> Just throwing it out there.
01:36
01:36 >> Is that an open invitation to the world?
01:37
01:37 I mean, it kind of has to be now cuz
01:39
01:39 it's on the internet.
01:39
01:39 >> Oh, yeah. No, that's that's that's going
01:42
01:42 out to anybody who is currently a
01:44
01:44 subscriber. And if you are just
01:45
01:45 subscribing or tell a friend, um, yeah,
01:48
01:48 totally down to play golf with anybody
01:50
01:50 listening because I love golf and and I
01:52
01:52 would love to golf with some of our our
01:53
01:53 viewers. That'd be awesome. All right,
01:55
01:55 cool.
01:55
01:55 >> Um, but yeah, coming off a golf high
01:57
01:57 clearly,
01:59
01:59 >> um, I'm a little tanner, I'm a little
02:01
02:01 sun-kissed,
02:02
02:02 >> and I'm also during this 4-day vacation,
02:06
02:06 I went to a wedding, believe it or not.
02:08
02:08 >> Oh [ __ ] we're going to have a wedding
02:10
02:10 report, Joshua. You giving us a wedding
02:12
02:12 report?
02:12
02:12 >> Yeah, I I think you we can't do a
02:15
02:15 wedding report until we do the what's in
02:17
02:17 our cup because you can't talk about
02:19
02:19 weddings
02:20
02:20 >> unless
02:21
02:21 >> we get a little sip. You know, we got to
02:24
02:24 have a little drink,
02:25
02:25 >> little libation action. I get you.
02:27
02:27 >> Exactly. Exactly. Um,
02:29
02:29 >> what is in your cup, buddy? What do you
02:31
02:31 drink?
02:32
02:32 >> Okay, so this is brand new cuz
02:35
02:35 >> I read the comments.
02:36
02:36 >> Just kidding. I don't read the comments.
02:38
02:38 Sean read the comments. Um,
02:40
02:40 >> I write the comments.
02:41
02:41 >> Yeah, Sean. Yeah, all the bots that we
02:43
02:43 >> That's all. Every comment in there is
02:45
02:45 me.
02:46
02:46 >> Yeah, that's it. Um, so I'm pretty sure
02:49
02:49 I haven't drank one of these in front of
02:51
02:51 you or ever. This is a VMC Paloma. Uh,
02:55
02:55 correct me if I'm wrong. I may have had
02:57
02:57 one. I I feel like
02:58
02:58 >> I definitely drank them in front of me.
03:00
03:00 Uh, but you have not had them on the
03:02
03:02 podcast. So, yeah. Yes, you have. Yeah.
03:05
03:05 So, this I'm going to be transparent
03:06
03:06 about this only because I was going
03:08
03:08 through my fridge right before we got on
03:10
03:10 and I didn't see anything but two-month
03:13
03:13 old milk that I pretty sure has curdled
03:16
03:16 over by now and um some whipped cream
03:20
03:20 and some other stuff that I couldn't
03:21
03:21 make, you know. So, and then behind all
03:23
03:23 of that, I saw this dusty little can and
03:26
03:26 I said, "You know what? Um, let's give
03:29
03:29 this thing a try." Right.
03:31
03:31 >> Visual. It's such a visual.
03:34
03:34 So, I pulled this bad boy out. I don't
03:36
03:36 know if these things have an expiration
03:37
03:37 date, but if they do, it probably
03:39
03:39 happened already. So, I'm going to give
03:40
03:40 this thing a try
03:42
03:42 >> today on this podcast. And if I drop
03:44
03:44 dead, it's been great knowing you all.
03:46
03:46 Um, Sean, please.
03:48
03:48 >> Yeah. Hey, what is a VMC though? What?
03:51
03:51 You just said it like people know. What
03:52
03:52 the [ __ ] is that?
03:53
03:53 >> Oh. Oh, it's a VMC. So, I think this is
03:56
03:56 uh Canelo. Uh Canelo the u obviously the
03:60
03:60 the prolific. Yeah, the the Yeah, the
04:02
04:02 boxer Canelo. I think I believe this is
04:04
04:04 his drink. It's a there's a FET
04:06
04:06 signature on the back of it.
04:07
04:07 >> And uh I stopped reading cursive in the
04:09
04:09 second grade. So I mean I I don't know.
04:11
04:11 >> What is it though? Is it vodka? Tequila?
04:13
04:13 What is it?
04:14
04:14 >> Uh this right here is a Blanco tequila
04:17
04:17 with natural flavors and sparkling
04:20
04:20 water.
04:21
04:21 >> Okay. And what's the flavor?
04:22
04:22 >> Uh the flavor is Paloma.
04:25
04:25 >> Oh, sorry. I don't know if you said
04:26
04:26 that. If you if you did, my bad. It's my
04:27
04:27 bad. Just kidding. I mean, is Paloma a
04:30
04:30 flavor?
04:30
04:30 >> Uh sure. It is now
04:33
04:33 >> like does red have a taste, you know,
04:36
04:36 like
04:37
04:37 >> Yeah. What would be your as you point
04:38
04:38 that out? What would be your red taste
04:40
04:40 like when people say, "Hey, this is
04:41
04:41 red." You know, what is what is that
04:43
04:43 flavor for you?
04:45
04:45 >> Um, I'll tell you what pink tastes like
04:46
04:46 right now.
04:47
04:47 >> All right. Sure. Let's see.
04:49
04:49 >> There you go. Taking a big old sip of
04:50
04:50 that. Big sip. Really big sip.
04:53
04:53 >> Oh my goodness. Despite this being crazy
04:56
04:56 dusty and the can just as squeezable as
04:59
04:59 a deflated football, um,
05:04
05:04 it still has held its sparkle and it
05:07
05:07 still has its shine and it tastes pretty
05:09
05:09 good. So, good job, Canelo. Good job,
05:12
05:12 VMC. It It has standed the test of time
05:17
05:17 and it still tastes good.
05:19
05:19 >> What does Pink taste like? Not a sponsor
05:21
05:21 by any means, but if you want to, we
05:22
05:22 will certainly take it. Um, what does
05:25
05:25 pink taste like?
05:26
05:26 >> Yeah, you left the people on a
05:28
05:28 cliffhanger.
05:29
05:29 >> Uh, pink tastes pink.
05:33
05:33 >> What do I expect from this, man?
05:34
05:34 Nothing.
05:35
05:35 >> Leave that up to you, buddy.
05:36
05:36 >> Nothing.
05:36
05:36 >> No, it tastes good. I mean, yeah, just
05:38
05:38 it just t Just go and buy one. Just
05:40
05:40 don't keep it in the fridge as long as I
05:41
05:41 did, cuz I can't it it's going to taste
05:44
05:44 different no matter how I describe it to
05:45
05:45 you right now. Yours will be like less
05:48
05:48 than almost a year old. So, it's going
05:51
05:51 to taste different than what mine tastes
05:52
05:52 like. So, [ __ ]
05:54
05:54 >> Uh, okay. Just spin it back before I
05:56
05:56 show what's in my cup.
05:58
05:58 >> What is your default red flavor? Like
05:60
05:60 when someone says this is red, what does
06:01
06:01 your mind go to?
06:03
06:03 >> Right now, if you're putting me on the
06:04
06:04 spot, I'm thinking a red. I'm thinking
06:06
06:06 Jolly Rancher cherry, you know.
06:09
06:09 >> Okay. Yeah. Honestly, I'd do the same
06:11
06:11 thing. Yeah, cherry would be red for me.
06:14
06:14 So, because I in my mind, pink is always
06:17
06:17 like a strawberry slashg grapefruit
06:20
06:20 flavor.
06:22
06:22 >> So, that's my go-to on those ones.
06:24
06:24 >> All right. Well, uh, now that we're
06:25
06:25 talking about color and what's in our
06:26
06:26 cup, what is in what's the color in your
06:28
06:28 cup?
06:29
06:29 >> The color in my cup, buddy, is about to
06:31
06:31 be yellow. Are you ready for this? Uh,
06:33
06:33 as a cider connoisseur, for those of you
06:35
06:35 been listening to the podcast, uh, hi,
06:38
06:38 we're Sean and Joshua, your two new best
06:40
06:40 friends. And, uh, I'm a cider
06:41
06:41 connoisseur. I drink a lot of cers. uh
06:43
06:43 specifically on this show just in
06:45
06:45 general. Uh but Joshua, I have a new
06:47
06:47 one, a new limited edition release. I'm
06:49
06:49 very excited for this one. Uh this is by
06:51
06:51 Incline Cider House. This is lemon cello
06:56
06:56 spritz. Look at how cold that can looks,
06:58
06:58 buddy. It's dripping condensation. So,
07:00
07:00 lemon cello. Have you ever had lemon
07:02
07:02 cello?
07:02
07:02 >> No, but I've wondered what cello tastes
07:04
07:04 like. I'm about to tell you what cello
07:06
07:06 tastes like. Hang on. Just opening it up
07:08
07:08 right here. Oo, it's crispy can hit. Uh,
07:11
07:11 let me give it a smell real fast.
07:14
07:14 I don't really smell a lot of lemon to
07:17
07:17 be honest with you. I I smell more
07:18
07:18 apple, which makes sense because it's an
07:20
07:20 apple. It's a cider. So, here we go.
07:22
07:22 First sippy sip, buddy. First sippy sip
07:24
07:24 of the summer. Here we go.
07:30
07:30 Oh, sour. Sour. Um, it almost tastes
07:35
07:35 like a sour apple. Uh, okay. All right.
07:39
07:39 This would be nice on a beach, buddy. On
07:42
07:42 a nice soft beach or maybe
07:45
07:45 at a beach wedding.
07:48
07:48 >> Okay.
07:49
07:49 >> All right, that's good.
07:50
07:50 >> So, how did that beach wedding go?
07:52
07:52 >> I was going to say, is this where we get
07:53
07:53 is this where we get into the wedding
07:55
07:55 talk as we kind of hinted at the
07:56
07:56 beginning of this. So, I don't think I
07:59
07:59 even said Okay, somebody's got to
07:60
08:00 rewind, too. I don't think I said it was
08:01
08:01 a beach wedding.
08:02
08:02 >> No, you didn't. I just wanted to make
08:03
08:03 the comparison.
08:05
08:05 >> Okay. All right. So, I did go to a
08:07
08:07 wedding. It was not at a beach. that
08:09
08:09 this wedding was held in uh one of the
08:11
08:11 towns around here, San Jose. It was in
08:13
08:13 held in a three-story building, which I
08:15
08:15 thought was pretty awesome because the
08:17
08:17 reception, the vows, and everything took
08:18
08:18 place on the third floor. Cocktail hour
08:21
08:21 took place on the second floor and then
08:23
08:23 dinner and everything took place on the
08:25
08:25 very bottom floor, which I thought was
08:27
08:27 pretty epically planned because anytime,
08:30
08:30 if anybody's been to a wedding, they
08:31
08:31 they may or may not agree with me to
08:33
08:33 jump in your car and to have to drive to
08:35
08:35 a completely different venue, have to
08:36
08:36 repark your car, put your damn high
08:38
08:38 heels back on, whatever you're wearing.
08:40
08:40 It is kind of annoying. Your jacket's
08:42
08:42 all creased, you know? It's kind of
08:44
08:44 annoying. You got to get back in your
08:44
08:44 car and take off somewhere. Um, oh, I
08:47
08:47 mean, so from the the wedding upstairs
08:49
08:49 was beautiful. The bride was beautiful.
08:51
08:51 It was my uh my girlfriend's uh
08:53
08:53 co-workers. Great great wedding.
08:56
08:56 Beautifully done. Um, that was amazing.
08:59
08:59 I may have teared up a little bit. Uh,
09:01
09:01 to be honest with you, cuz those kinds
09:02
09:02 of I get a little sappy with stuff like
09:03
09:03 that, man. Cuz it's just it's just when
09:05
09:05 two people find each other and they fall
09:06
09:06 in love, it's it's pretty special
09:08
09:08 because I know most of us just go our
09:09
09:09 whole lives without loving anybody. And
09:12
09:12 um not that you have to marry somebody
09:13
09:13 to fall in love, but it's nice to see
09:15
09:15 two people do that and come together in
09:17
09:17 their family and everything. So that was
09:18
09:18 cool. Cocktail hour was amazing. Open
09:21
09:21 bar. Let me tell you, this guy and open
09:25
09:25 bar, we're like two best friends.
09:28
09:28 >> We get along real well.
09:29
09:29 >> You sur you surround me with people with
09:32
09:32 good attitudes and and fun
09:34
09:34 personalities. It was a great time. So
09:36
09:36 met some new people um from cocktail
09:39
09:39 hour. Then downstairs they had there was
09:41
09:41 like chicken and and um some fish and a
09:44
09:44 but like really good food. Um great
09:48
09:48 great time dancing. Take a guess, Sean.
09:50
09:50 Did I go dancing?
09:51
09:51 >> No, you didn't. You sat there. Probably
09:53
09:53 sat there like a wallflower.
09:55
09:55 >> I know. Yeah. If any of you listening
09:57
09:57 can teach this guy with two left feet
09:60
09:60 how to dance just like my golf
10:02
10:02 invitation, I will totally just teach me
10:04
10:04 how to dance. Teach me how to dance. I
10:06
10:06 will totally take you up on a lesson.
10:08
10:08 Um, but yeah, dude. I I I can't say
10:11
10:11 enough how beautiful that wedding was.
10:12
10:12 And uh once again, when when if you find
10:15
10:15 love out there and you want to get
10:16
10:16 married, go for it. If you don't, that's
10:18
10:18 fine, too. Just as long as we find
10:19
10:19 somebody we love is super important. And
10:21
10:21 I wish everybody out there listening to
10:23
10:23 this and find that person because when
10:26
10:26 you can bring family together and
10:27
10:27 friends and and do those kinds of
10:28
10:28 things, I think it's a really really
10:30
10:30 special thing. So, uh yeah, that was a
10:32
10:32 great time. And you know, one last final
10:34
10:34 point, I actually put some fancy pants
10:36
10:36 on.
10:36
10:36 >> Whoa. Let me tell you,
10:37
10:37 >> you didn't wear shorts.
10:39
10:39 >> Nope. Nope. This was a a
10:41
10:41 coloredcoordinated themed wedding, which
10:44
10:44 I have to thank the bride and groom for
10:46
10:46 forcing me to stand in front of a mirror
10:48
10:48 wearing different colors where I had to
10:50
10:50 tuck my shirt in. This might sound silly
10:53
10:53 to some of you because you're like, I do
10:54
10:54 this all the time, but me, I'm a very
10:55
10:55 casual beach wearing shorts guy sandals.
10:59
10:59 I'm very casual. So, uh, when I have to
11:00
11:00 put some tight on that hugs the lower
11:03
11:03 part of my cheeks,
11:05
11:05 >> it just feels like I'm I'm I'm a little
11:07
11:07 restricted in certain areas. So, thank
11:09
11:09 you for, uh, providing that experience
11:12
11:12 for me because I kind of liked it. I
11:15
11:15 want to do it again. So, again, I put a
11:18
11:18 lot of invitations out there. If any of
11:20
11:20 you guys get married and want to invite
11:21
11:21 these two guys, I will be happy to be
11:23
11:23 there at your wedding, even if it's not
11:25
11:25 open bar.
11:26
11:26 >> Yeah, I'll be Well, hang on. I'd scratch
11:28
11:28 that statement for Joshua. Uh, I will
11:29
11:29 not be there if it's not an open bar.
11:31
11:31 Just putting that out there. And, uh, I
11:33
11:33 will dance. So, there's that. You're
11:35
11:35 welcome.
11:36
11:36 >> Yeah, Sean, you do dance. I think I've
11:38
11:38 seen you out there in the dance floor.
11:39
11:39 >> I'm not the best dancer. Uh, but I do
11:42
11:42 like to cut a little bit of a rug if I
11:44
11:44 will say so myself. Uh, you know, I'll
11:46
11:46 get down. I'll I'll do the boogie. You
11:47
11:47 know, I'll shake my little finger. I'll
11:48
11:48 do a little finger twirl and [ __ ] You
11:50
11:50 know,
11:51
11:51 >> so you're not a barfly like me just
11:53
11:53 sitting there.
11:54
11:54 >> No, no, man. If you're going to be
11:55
11:55 there, have a good time. Those people
11:56
11:56 aren't going to remember who you are,
11:57
11:57 you know?
11:58
11:58 >> I know.
11:58
11:58 >> That's what I have a hard time getting
11:59
11:59 over. I have a hard time getting over
12:01
12:01 like I'm not going to be seen again.
12:02
12:02 >> Yeah.
12:03
12:03 >> You know, like if I could just remove
12:05
12:05 myself from that kind of thought like,
12:07
12:07 oh man, I look so silly, you know?
12:09
12:09 >> I look like like Gumby with no like I
12:12
12:12 just I look stiff.
12:13
12:13 >> Gumby.
12:14
12:14 >> Yeah. I mean, maybe Gum Gumby's probably
12:16
12:16 more fluid. That's like a bad like I
12:18
12:18 look like the guy doing a really bad
12:19
12:19 impress like of the robot,
12:21
12:21 >> you know, back in the break dancing
12:22
12:22 days. I I feel like I feel stiff. Um,
12:26
12:26 >> yeah. So, teach me how to navigate.
12:28
12:28 >> Fix that. We'll find someone to fix that
12:29
12:29 for you. Hey, uh, you said different
12:30
12:30 colors. What colors were you wearing
12:32
12:32 this?
12:33
12:33 >> I mean, come on, dude. Why you got to
12:35
12:35 get so specific?
12:36
12:36 >> Well, we got to ask questions. What the
12:38
12:38 [ __ ]
12:38
12:38 >> Okay. Maybe it wasn't so much the
12:40
12:40 colors, but it was the how tight it fit
12:42
12:42 on my body and the fact that I had to
12:44
12:44 tuck it into my waist. Okay.
12:45
12:45 >> Okay. So, it was still black.
12:47
12:47 >> No. No, you can't. The black wasn't
12:49
12:49 allowed. No,
12:50
12:50 >> black wasn't allowed.
12:51
12:51 >> Nope. Black was No, that wasn't on the
12:54
12:54 color palette, man. You You know, you
12:56
12:56 got you got to respect the bride and g
12:58
12:58 when you go to somebody else's wedding.
12:59
12:59 You got to respect the wishes, man. And
13:01
13:01 I did that.
13:01
13:01 >> Hey, can I just All right. Sure. [ __ ]
13:04
13:04 respect the wishes. Can I just say
13:05
13:05 something about that? Can I say
13:06
13:06 something about that [ __ ] real quick?
13:08
13:08 >> I feel like
13:10
13:10 >> I don't know, dude. I personally listen,
13:12
13:12 I'm not married, nor do I plan on
13:14
13:14 getting married. Um, let me just say, if
13:18
13:18 you force me to have some type of
13:21
13:21 requirement to go to your wedding, uh,
13:23
13:23 case in point, when Joshua talked about
13:25
13:25 his wedding idea about me, uh, serving
13:28
13:28 him as one of his servants, uh, for his
13:31
13:31 wedding, uh, I'm not I'm not doing it,
13:33
13:33 you know, like I think bare minimum,
13:37
13:37 like bare minimum,
13:38
13:38 >> like let me do what I just want to do,
13:41
13:41 you know? I get it. I get it. people out
13:43
13:43 there want control. So, I understand
13:45
13:45 completely. Um I don't know. Maybe just
13:48
13:48 cuz weddings aren't for me, man. I just
13:50
13:50 feel like, you know, you're already
13:51
13:51 putting people like you're already
13:52
13:52 putting yourself on a pedestal like by
13:55
13:55 having people come see you get married.
13:58
13:58 Hey, congratulations. Uh lucky that you
14:00
14:00 found someone. That's cool. Piss off.
14:03
14:03 You know,
14:04
14:04 >> like I don't need more
14:06
14:06 >> rules for you for me to go to you and
14:10
14:10 praise you for your choice, you know?
14:12
14:12 So, I don't know. I just may I'm
14:14
14:14 probably in the wrong on this and I will
14:15
14:15 accept all all consequences of that, but
14:17
14:17 I feel like uh you know, I feel like I
14:20
14:20 don't I don't want to do it. Don't
14:21
14:21 invite me.
14:21
14:21 >> No, you're not. I mean, hey, here's the
14:23
14:23 thing.
14:24
14:24 >> You're not wrong because it does put
14:25
14:25 pressure on your guests to go find
14:27
14:27 outfits.
14:29
14:29 >> You got you got to spend money on stuff
14:30
14:30 you might not have already. So,
14:32
14:32 >> I don't want the added pressure. I think
14:33
14:33 that's the
14:34
14:34 >> Thank you, buddy. Thanks. Thanks for
14:35
14:35 summing that uh rant up. I don't want
14:37
14:37 the added pressure. you know, a little
14:39
14:39 bit of pressure. But what I did find is
14:40
14:40 the best time to go shopping for stuff
14:42
14:42 like this is during Memorial Day
14:44
14:44 weekend. Everything was 40% off. So I I
14:47
14:47 managed to put together an outfit that
14:49
14:49 costs under $100.
14:50
14:50 >> Hey, that's pretty [ __ ] good to be
14:53
14:53 honest. Yeah, especially
14:55
14:55 >> talented. Yeah, it was. But the struggle
14:57
14:57 bus was there.
14:58
14:58 >> Um Okay.
14:59
14:59 >> And uh uh but again, dude, I think you
15:01
15:01 know Sean just [ __ ] on people's
15:03
15:03 weddings, but uh go invite me instead.
15:05
15:05 I'll go for the bus.
15:07
15:07 >> Yeah. You know, I don't give a [ __ ]
15:09
15:09 This This podcast is all about being
15:11
15:11 genuine. And I'm being genuine when I
15:12
15:12 say I don't want the added pressure. If
15:14
15:14 you invite me to your wedding, don't
15:16
15:16 make me [ __ ] do anything else other
15:17
15:17 than go to your [ __ ] wedding, you
15:19
15:19 know? I don't want to have to worry
15:20
15:20 about anything else, okay? Do I want the
15:22
15:22 chicken or the fish? I don't know. Just
15:24
15:24 [ __ ] tell me what I'm eating, you
15:25
15:25 know? Do I have any allergies? No. So,
15:27
15:27 just feed me whatever, you know? No add.
15:30
15:30 >> Okay. So, I I think this is a good point
15:32
15:32 to move on from the wedding talk, but I
15:34
15:34 also think this is a great segue into a
15:37
15:37 little bit we do sometimes called the
15:39
15:39 question of the day.
15:41
15:41 >> And Sean,
15:42
15:42 >> yeah,
15:42
15:42 >> before we get deeper into this episode,
15:46
15:46 I do have a question which could just,
15:48
15:48 you know, because you went on a rant and
15:51
15:51 this could apply to exactly what you
15:54
15:54 went on. So, again, not planned.
15:56
15:56 >> Sometimes these things aren't planned.
15:59
15:59 >> Things are not planned. Okay. Especially
16:01
16:01 me trying to word read words on a page
16:03
16:03 right now. This is never planned.
16:05
16:05 >> Okay. All right. So, Sean, the question
16:07
16:07 of the day for you and everybody
16:08
16:08 listening
16:09
16:09 >> is here we go.
16:12
16:12 >> Do you think our internal monologue is
16:14
16:14 meant to shield our private thoughts
16:16
16:16 from the world or to shield us from the
16:19
16:19 impact of those thoughts?
16:23
16:23 What the [ __ ]
16:25
16:25 What the [ __ ] What? Okay, hang on. I
16:30
16:30 think I'm going to need you to reate the
16:32
16:32 question so I can analyze this again.
16:35
16:35 >> Okay, let me go. We'll try it again.
16:36
16:36 Here you go. The question of the day.
16:39
16:39 >> Do you think our internal monologue is
16:41
16:41 meant to shield our private thoughts
16:43
16:43 from the world or to shield us from the
16:46
16:46 impact of those thoughts?
16:49
16:49 Huh?
16:52
16:52 So saying that the things that I'm
16:56
16:56 thinking in my head
17:00
17:00 should this is making me think about it.
17:02
17:02 >> Should not be stated out loud, you know,
17:05
17:05 to shield people. Is that what is that
17:06
17:06 what that question is
17:09
17:09 >> because
17:10
17:10 >> so basically so basically it has to do
17:12
17:12 with your internal I I Hey, I helped I
17:15
17:15 did what I could to make this make the
17:17
17:17 most sense and clearly it did not make
17:19
17:19 sense. Okay, thank you. I didn't use
17:21
17:21 chat GBTV, but
17:23
17:23 >> maybe you should have. I did not use
17:25
17:25 chat for this, but I did use a a a
17:28
17:28 language model to generate this question
17:31
17:31 based off of my own question. So that's
17:33
17:33 how it re that's how it rewrote it, man.
17:35
17:35 This was the question. So the way I was
17:37
17:37 thinking about it is do you think our
17:39
17:39 internal our internal monologue
17:43
17:43 is like something that helps us get
17:46
17:46 through the day or do you think it's
17:48
17:48 like guard rails in life? Do you think
17:49
17:49 it's something that that protects us to
17:51
17:51 have an internal monologue or do you
17:52
17:52 think it's something that like
17:55
17:55 um [ __ ] how am I trying to put this like
17:57
17:57 >> so what's getting me confused is the
17:59
17:59 word monologue like are you confusing
18:01
18:01 monologue with consciousness
18:04
18:04 >> like
18:06
18:06 no like the way you think the way you
18:07
18:07 think your internal monologue like say
18:09
18:09 you're walking down the street and you
18:11
18:11 see you know a a was that a corgi and
18:15
18:15 you go oh man that corgi has a funny
18:17
18:17 looking butt but you Don't say it out
18:19
18:19 loud, but you say it in your mind,
18:20
18:20 right? That's your internal monologue.
18:23
18:23 >> Yeah. Your consciousness.
18:24
18:24 >> Your consciousness.
18:25
18:25 >> No, but it's a monologue cuz you're
18:26
18:26 talking to yourself. It's a mon like
18:28
18:28 there's you're you hear your voice.
18:30
18:30 There's a monologue internal monologue.
18:31
18:31 You've never heard the internal
18:33
18:33 monologue. You've never heard that being
18:34
18:34 said?
18:34
18:34 >> Yeah. I I have an internal monologue.
18:36
18:36 That doesn't make sense.
18:37
18:37 >> Yeah. But I I feel like what you're
18:39
18:39 describing is more of a consciousness
18:41
18:41 where because you're conscientious of
18:43
18:43 not saying the thing out loud. You know,
18:46
18:46 there's something in your mind telling
18:47
18:47 you not to say those words. You know, am
18:49
18:49 I in the wrong in this one? Yeah, maybe.
18:52
18:52 >> I don't I don't know. I don't know. I I
18:54
18:54 just think of whatever you're you're
18:55
18:55 just basically whatever you're not
18:56
18:56 saying out loud and you're saying it in
18:57
18:57 your head is an internal monologue. It's
18:59
18:59 not your conscious talking.
19:01
19:01 >> See, that phrasing Yes. That phrasing
19:03
19:03 works. That makes sense to me. Yes.
19:05
19:05 >> Okay.
19:05
19:05 >> Because you're saying it to yourself.
19:07
19:07 That's an internal monologue. Yeah. But
19:09
19:09 that feeling of not saying it out loud,
19:12
19:12 I feel like that's consciousness. But
19:14
19:14 you're still saying the words in your
19:16
19:16 head. So that's more of a feeling than
19:17
19:17 using words in your brain.
19:20
19:20 >> Yeah. I think there's like two separate
19:21
19:21 things going on here. You know, like
19:23
19:23 you're you're internal mon like you're
19:25
19:25 saying your internal monologue, but
19:27
19:27 what's keeping you from saying that is
19:29
19:29 consciousness telling you not to say
19:31
19:31 that out loud.
19:32
19:32 >> Okay. Whoever is really smart out there,
19:34
19:34 you can figure this out with me and Sean
19:35
19:35 talking about I just thought it was I
19:37
19:37 thought it was a simple question of the
19:39
19:39 day. Like do you think your internal
19:41
19:41 monologue like protects you in life?
19:42
19:42 That was a simple qu That was nowhere
19:44
19:44 near a simple question. That was that
19:46
19:46 was a deep end. I just [ __ ] took two
19:49
19:49 edibles that were 100 milligrams and I'm
19:52
19:52 trying to figure out life question. All
19:54
19:54 right.
19:55
19:55 >> Okay. All right. Well, do Okay. So, do
19:58
19:58 you have an answer to that question or
19:60
19:60 are we just going to leave that to the
20:02
20:02 universe to just figure that out?
20:04
20:04 >> Um, I don't think it's shielding anybody
20:06
20:06 from anything, you know. I think uh I I
20:10
20:10 I that's that's all I can answer cuz
20:11
20:11 this this is a wild question. Yeah. I
20:14
20:14 don't think it's shielding anybody.
20:16
20:16 >> Okay. You don't think it's protecting
20:17
20:17 the person say you love like if you look
20:19
20:19 at them they say hey is that dress nice
20:20
20:20 on me and you in your head you go well
20:22
20:22 it really doesn't but then you kind of
20:23
20:23 that's your inter telling yourself right
20:25
20:25 those are your guard rails
20:28
20:28 telling you do not do that do not say
20:30
20:30 that out loud.
20:31
20:31 >> Those are the guardrails. So now you are
20:33
20:33 protecting again you're shielding that
20:35
20:35 person from your own thoughts.
20:38
20:38 >> So then you just kind of say something
20:41
20:41 else like you're in like you don't say
20:45
20:45 what your internal monologue what you're
20:47
20:47 again conscious I mean conscious like
20:50
20:50 >> I don't know I don't know buddy I you
20:52
20:52 know what we're going to leave it up to
20:53
20:53 interpretation. Mia make a short of
20:55
20:55 this. Let let the people tell us that
20:58
20:58 we're [ __ ] stupid. It'll be great for
20:59
20:59 the interactions. So,
21:02
21:02 >> I mean, people don't have to tell me I'm
21:03
21:03 stupid, you know. Jesus, that's going to
21:06
21:06 do that.
21:06
21:06 >> It's going to happen. You're not going
21:07
21:07 to read it anyway. Don't worry about it.
21:09
21:09 >> I know. It's true.
21:11
21:11 >> I mean, the writing's on the wall.
21:13
21:13 >> Let's move on. Speaking of walls, let's
21:15
21:15 head on over to the chat with us
21:16
21:16 section. Joshua, throw up that chat with
21:17
21:17 us wall. Uh, chat with us is going to be
21:19
21:19 the topics that we talk about for the
21:20
21:20 week. If you're new here, hi Sean and
21:22
21:22 Joshua, two new best friends. Uh, and
21:23
21:23 the topics that we have for this week
21:25
21:25 are pretty fun. They are as followed.
21:28
21:28 Uh, number one, summer heat. And number
21:31
21:31 two, figure it out. Number three,
21:36
21:36 crystal clouds of chemical trails or
21:40
21:40 >> chemical or
21:41
21:41 >> of. Yeah. Or Yeah.
21:43
21:43 >> Or
21:44
21:44 >> crystal clouds of
21:46
21:46 chemtrails. Is that the of
21:49
21:49 >> And the last topic is objects, animals,
21:51
21:51 or numbers.
21:52
21:52 >> Okay.
21:53
21:53 >> It's little on my screen, everybody. I
21:54
21:54 can't help it. It's not my fault.
21:55
21:55 >> No, I fixed it in the chat. I fixed it.
21:57
21:57 Don't worry.
21:60
21:60 Live editing.
22:01
22:01 >> Live editing.
22:03
22:03 >> There you go. Or chemtrails.
22:07
22:07 Oh [ __ ] All right, buddy. Let's head it
22:08
22:08 over to Summer Heat. Uh for those of you
22:11
22:11 who are watching on the Sorry for the
22:13
22:13 delay.live website. Hey, thank you for
22:16
22:16 being here. And if you're on our YouTube
22:18
22:18 page, we also thank you for being here.
22:20
22:20 You may notice that there is a new
22:21
22:21 summer logo right there. Huh, Joshua?
22:23
22:23 Somewhere I don't [ __ ] know back
22:25
22:25 corner. That
22:25
22:25 >> cheers that logo. Cheers. one of one of
22:27
22:27 those things. Yeah. Cheers to the logo
22:28
22:28 over there. Um,
22:30
22:30 >> but with that being said, buddy, it's
22:32
22:32 not officially the first day of summer
22:35
22:35 yet, but my god, buddy. Up here there
22:37
22:37 was an 81 plus day, and I don't give a
22:40
22:40 [ __ ] where you are at if it is not. I
22:43
22:43 get it. It's probably hotter where you
22:44
22:44 are. Hey, whoop-dedoo. Uh, but up here
22:47
22:47 it was [ __ ] hot. I was sweating. I'm
22:49
22:49 still sweating. It's really warm in
22:50
22:50 here. Uh, but I kind of wanted to talk
22:53
22:53 about summertime things. I wanted to get
22:56
22:56 nostalgic again, buddy. So, this this
22:58
22:58 summer heat is uh is basically just a
23:02
23:02 nostalgic trip again for summer. If
23:03
23:03 you're okay with going on this uh
23:05
23:05 experiment with me,
23:06
23:06 >> let's go. Top's down. My the wind is
23:09
23:09 blowing in my hair right now.
23:11
23:11 >> Wind is blowing your hair like
23:13
23:13 we're driving on the beach, right? And
23:15
23:15 I'm just kind of I'm just trying to get
23:16
23:16 into your mind right now, buddy. So, the
23:18
23:18 first thing the first thing I want to
23:19
23:19 ask you is, do you think you've had your
23:22
23:22 last Capri son?
23:24
23:24 >> Geez, I can't remember when I had my
23:26
23:26 first one.
23:27
23:27 >> This is this is what I'm saying. Like,
23:28
23:28 do you think you've already had your
23:30
23:30 last one?
23:32
23:32 >> Oh, man. When I think about Capri Suns,
23:34
23:34 I I think about what I did with them as
23:35
23:35 an adult. You know, you freeze them, cut
23:37
23:37 the top, turn them into a little vodka
23:40
23:40 and Capria twist.
23:42
23:42 >> Oh, that sounds [ __ ] delightful.
23:44
23:44 Actually,
23:45
23:45 >> it it's it's really good. And if I just,
23:47
23:47 you know, gave you the secret recipe,
23:48
23:48 there you go. Freeze that bad boy a
23:49
23:49 little bit, make a little slushie out of
23:50
23:50 it, cut the top, little vodka, whatever
23:52
23:52 your drink choice is. Um, suit
23:54
23:54 responsibly, of course. Um,
23:57
23:57 >> yeah. Have I sipped on my last one? No,
24:00
24:00 probably not. I don't have I don't have
24:02
24:02 kids yet.
24:03
24:03 >> And I heard kids like Capri Suns.
24:05
24:05 >> So,
24:07
24:07 >> so you haven't s I probably have not.
24:10
24:10 No,
24:10
24:10 >> I'm in the same boat. I mean, I still
24:12
24:12 have the Granted I don't have Capri
24:14
24:14 Suns. I have Kool-Aid packets up here
24:15
24:15 that I've had since last October. Uh I
24:18
24:18 don't think they go bad until sometime
24:20
24:20 at the end of this year. Uh so I still
24:22
24:22 have time to make those little uh
24:23
24:23 freezer uh spritzes really. Uh but it
24:26
24:26 was just something I thought about. I
24:27
24:27 was like,
24:29
24:29 >> is there I guess is there anything that
24:31
24:31 you can think of that you've had your
24:33
24:33 last of? Like it doesn't have to be
24:34
24:34 summer themed, but you know, like what
24:37
24:37 what is something that you might have
24:38
24:38 had your last one of? So, I've I've
24:41
24:41 really tried to steer away from energy
24:44
24:44 drinks.
24:45
24:45 >> Oh, okay. Interesting.
24:47
24:47 >> Yeah.
24:47
24:47 >> So, I can't remember the last time I had
24:50
24:50 a Red Bull or again a Monster or what.
24:53
24:53 Again, if that's your drink of choice,
24:54
24:54 that's fine. Whatever picks you up, I
24:56
24:56 choose coffee instead.
24:57
24:57 >> Um,
24:58
24:58 >> espresso. But I I can't say definitively
25:02
25:02 if I've had my last one cuz I know
25:04
25:04 occasionally they'll do like a a Red
25:06
25:06 Bull and again an alcoholic, you know,
25:08
25:08 spritzer in there or something like
25:10
25:10 that. So So
25:11
25:11 >> as a purist, would that still be your
25:13
25:13 last if I had it like that mixed up or
25:16
25:16 or you know, stepped on? Um
25:19
25:19 I but maybe energy drinks might I may
25:23
25:23 have riped energy drinks.
25:25
25:25 >> All right. Interesting. Now, are you
25:27
25:27 talking like energy drinks? Like, are
25:29
25:29 those ones specifically that you think
25:30
25:30 you've had your last ones? Cuz like what
25:32
25:32 about like natural energy drinks? Like,
25:34
25:34 for example, like yerbas, like yerba
25:35
25:35 mates. Have you ever had what a yerba
25:37
25:37 like or ever?
25:38
25:38 >> Oh, yeah. Me and you. Yeah. You turned
25:39
25:39 me on to the blueberry one.
25:41
25:41 >> Yeah. Yeah. Like I would say those are
25:42
25:42 more like natural energy, you know?
25:45
25:45 Would would you consider those to be
25:46
25:46 like
25:47
25:47 >> fall into that realm, too?
25:49
25:49 >> Uh, not entirely. That's that's you're
25:52
25:52 drawing a gray line for me. And
25:54
25:54 unfortunately I I seen 50 Shades of
25:56
25:56 Gray, so so we could work this out.
25:59
25:59 >> Okay.
25:59
25:59 >> Um, so Yerba. Yeah. I mean, I I would
26:03
26:03 probably still sip a Yerba before uh one
26:07
26:07 of the other brand names I just spoke of
26:09
26:09 right there.
26:10
26:10 >> So,
26:11
26:11 >> like I said, you can't quote me if it's
26:13
26:13 my forever ending, but if I see one on
26:15
26:15 the shelf, I try really hard to not grab
26:18
26:18 one of those drinks just cuz I know how
26:20
26:20 good they really are for you. Shout out
26:22
26:22 to Red Bull sponsor. Um, but uh
26:25
26:25 >> just said he's not going to drink
26:26
26:26 anymore of them.
26:29
26:29 You think those athletes are sipping on
26:31
26:31 Red Bull in those cans? That's [ __ ]
26:32
26:32 They fill those things with water and
26:34
26:34 [ ] That's [ ] I don't believe
26:35
26:35 it. Again, Red Bull, love you.
26:38
26:38 >> Um, but yeah.
26:39
26:39 >> Okay.
26:40
26:40 >> Uh, maybe maybe. Yeah, that's probably
26:42
26:42 what I'm steering away towards.
26:44
26:44 >> Okay. I'm going to say right on record.
26:46
26:46 Uh, water chestnuts. I [ __ ] hate
26:49
26:49 water chestnuts. They're [ __ ] del
26:51
26:51 [ ] delicious. They're [ ]
26:53
26:53 disgusting. I hate them. Don't I don't
26:56
26:56 ever want to eat them. I've eaten my
26:57
26:57 last one. Never having them again. Just
26:59
26:59 going on record saying that. Uh but
27:00
27:00 another one that I thought of Joshua
27:02
27:02 when I was kind of doing this brainstorm
27:04
27:04 today. Uh was what about a Wrestlemania
27:07
27:07 ice cream bar?
27:09
27:09 >> Oh, dude. We brought that. That was I Is
27:12
27:12 that a call back?
27:13
27:13 >> That's a little bit of a call back. I
27:15
27:15 want to know if you if you can recall
27:16
27:16 the last time you had one. you know,
27:18
27:18 >> uh, the last time I ran after a truck in
27:21
27:21 my underwear when I was like a kid, you
27:23
27:23 know, running down the street. Well,
27:25
27:25 hey, dude, my my nickname it's, you
27:27
27:27 know, episode what, 135? It's 36.
27:30
27:30 >> Um, you heard it here. When I was a kid,
27:33
27:33 they used to call me Nature Boy
27:34
27:34 >> cuz you could not keep clothes on me
27:37
27:37 whether it was doesn't snow around here,
27:39
27:39 but it might as well be. I'd still be
27:41
27:41 outside naked. Um, but yeah, I was
27:43
27:43 running out trucks, ice cream trucks,
27:45
27:45 just in I probably was even wearing
27:47
27:47 Wrestlemania chonies at the time we did
27:50
27:50 this. I was inspired to go get that ice
27:52
27:52 cream.
27:53
27:53 >> But is it my last one? I don't even know
27:55
27:55 if you can buy them anymore.
27:57
27:57 >> Yeah. So, I think it is officially your
27:59
27:59 last one.
27:60
28:00 >> So, if they retired the Kent, if they
28:02
28:02 retired the bars, then yeah, it by
28:04
28:04 default it is the last time I've chewed
28:06
28:06 on one in in forever, probably.
28:08
28:08 >> Yeah. Okay. Cuz mine, the kind of same
28:11
28:11 realm here. I knew the ice cream man
28:13
28:13 would get you, but mine was those
28:15
28:15 chocolate Mc chocolate McFlurries, but
28:17
28:17 the chocolate uh cookies and cream ice
28:20
28:20 cream things that they had that was in
28:21
28:21 like the cups and stuff, the little
28:23
28:23 spoons that they'd give you. Um, I
28:25
28:25 remember the last time I had one of
28:26
28:26 those, uh, because it was the last day
28:29
28:29 of seventh grade and I was about to go
28:32
28:32 into middle school. And, uh, it's, uh,
28:36
28:36 when I was going to middle school, we
28:38
28:38 moved from the town that we were in uh,
28:41
28:41 to a different town, and that was the
28:42
28:42 last time I ever had an ice cream, man.
28:45
28:45 So, that was the last time I was able to
28:46
28:46 even buy uh, those ice creams. So,
28:48
28:48 remember that very, very uh, strongly,
28:51
28:51 and it reminds me of summertime, right?
28:53
28:53 because you know summer you know you
28:55
28:55 finish school you're on summer break and
28:57
28:57 then you know August comes up and you go
28:60
28:60 to school again in the new grade. So
29:02
29:02 >> can I throw one more out there as like a
29:03
29:03 bonus just a fun for everybody listening
29:06
29:06 and if you fell asleep in the back maybe
29:07
29:07 you wake up for this one. Um
29:09
29:09 >> how about a choco taco?
29:13
29:13 >> Oh [ __ ] When was the last time you had
29:14
29:14 a choco taco? [ __ ]
29:16
29:16 >> Cuz I think they RIP I think those are
29:18
29:18 you know I think unalive the Choco Tacos
29:20
29:20 too.
29:24
29:24 stupid.
29:26
29:26 I'm alive. The Choco Taco.
29:30
29:30 Oh [ __ ] RIP Choco Taco.
29:33
29:33 >> Hey,
29:35
29:35 I don't know. I'd probably be the same
29:36
29:36 time I had that [ __ ] cookies and
29:38
29:38 cream cup thing. So, probably seventh
29:41
29:41 grade sometime.
29:43
29:43 >> All right.
29:43
29:43 >> Yeah. I mean, we should like do a little
29:46
29:46 uh pay a little homage to the uh
29:48
29:48 Wrestlemania
29:51
29:51 >> the Cho Taco. Maybe they have a baby.
29:53
29:53 >> Oh, maybe we make our own
29:55
29:55 >> hybrid.
29:56
29:56 >> Nice. Yeah.
29:57
29:57 >> Hey, one last one for you, buddy, on
29:59
29:59 this summer summer heat thing. Um
30:01
30:01 >> summer jobs. Did you ever have a summer
30:04
30:04 job that you can remember?
30:07
30:07 >> Specifically for the summer or just a
30:09
30:09 job in general where I had to work.
30:11
30:11 Okay. No, I didn't. No, I didn't move
30:13
30:13 like that.
30:15
30:15 >> It wasn't No,
30:16
30:16 >> I think I just I just got a job. It
30:18
30:18 wasn't really like a summer job.
30:21
30:21 >> It just I just got a job,
30:23
30:23 >> right? Um for me, it was working at the
30:26
30:26 boardwalk. There's a very famous
30:28
30:28 boardwalk where Joshua and I were from.
30:29
30:29 It's kind of like the the entry point
30:31
30:31 for a lot of people when it comes to
30:32
30:32 jobs. Uh but for the record, that job
30:35
30:35 [ __ ] sucked. Uh that was awful. And
30:38
30:38 all I can remember from that job was two
30:41
30:41 things. The first thing being the smell
30:44
30:44 of sweat and grease every single [ __ ]
30:47
30:47 day. Like I'm talking like mechanic
30:49
30:49 grease, right? Because I was working
30:51
30:51 rides and I was working the kid rides
30:53
30:53 and it was [ __ ]
30:55
30:55 >> awful. Not the kids. Kids were great,
30:57
30:57 but the rides and having to operate all
30:59
30:59 that [ ] was [ ] terrible. Horrible
31:01
31:01 first job, by the way. Um, but the
31:04
31:04 second thing I remember from that job
31:06
31:06 was my last day at it. The last day for
31:09
31:09 me was amazing because I got to do
31:13
31:13 pretty much everything that like all the
31:16
31:16 veterans who work there. If you're a
31:18
31:18 [ __ ] veteran at the boardwalk, hey, I
31:21
31:21 hats off to you cuz that takes some
31:24
31:24 [ __ ] patience, man. That takes some
31:26
31:26 patience. But I got to do everything
31:28
31:28 that the veterans quote unquote got to
31:29
31:29 do for fun, which was like you got to
31:31
31:31 operate the log ride and you got to
31:33
31:33 stand in the water and you got to do all
31:35
31:35 this fun [ __ ] And that was probably the
31:36
31:36 best day of my [ __ ] life was that
31:39
31:39 last day at the boardwalk. So,
31:41
31:41 >> just wanted to throw that out there as
31:43
31:43 my summer time.
31:43
31:43 >> Wait, did you get like uh free passes?
31:45
31:45 Did Did they
31:46
31:46 >> You did? Yeah, you got you got free
31:48
31:48 passes and [ __ ] but the problem is that
31:49
31:49 they would schedule you every [ __ ]
31:51
31:51 day, so you couldn't really use them.
31:53
31:53 So,
31:53
31:53 >> Oh, it's trash.
31:55
31:55 >> Mhm. Okay. Yeah, trash. Trash. Company's
31:58
31:58 good, though. Company's good. No hate.
31:60
32:00 No hate on the boardwalk company, but
32:02
32:02 the job was [ __ ] terrible.
32:03
32:03 >> That's It's an iconic place to go. So,
32:05
32:05 if you haven't been, uh, go check it
32:07
32:07 out.
32:08
32:08 >> Yeah,
32:08
32:08 >> that's actually where they filmed the
32:10
32:10 movie Us, too, by the way.
32:11
32:11 >> It is. Yeah. Spoiler alert.
32:13
32:13 >> And Transformer. Bumblebee, right? Film
32:15
32:15 Bumblebee there, too.
32:16
32:16 >> And, uh, what's that one they show all
32:18
32:18 the time with the vampires?
32:19
32:19 >> Lost Boys.
32:20
32:20 >> Lost Boys. There you go. They filmed a
32:22
32:22 lot of things in that town to be honest.
32:24
32:24 Pretty cool.
32:24
32:24 >> Man, when I saw the movie, I wanted to
32:26
32:26 become a vampire. I thought sucking on
32:27
32:27 sucking on people's necks was like it
32:28
32:28 was I thought that was like a good thing
32:30
32:30 to do,
32:31
32:31 >> you know? in my hometown. They just made
32:33
32:33 it natural to walk up and bite people.
32:37
32:37 >> It makes a lot of sense now. Makes a lot
32:39
32:39 of sense.
32:40
32:40 >> I even filed these bad boys down a
32:41
32:41 little bit just to
32:45
32:45 >> All right, buddy. Hey, do you want to do
32:46
32:46 an AI song real quick? Take a little
32:47
32:47 break.
32:48
32:48 >> Yeah, man. Let's Let's do it.
32:49
32:49 >> Come back to figure it out. Uh Joshua,
32:51
32:51 you want to go and introduce your AI
32:53
32:53 song this week?
32:54
32:54 >> Um [ __ ] dude. I forgot the name of the
32:56
32:56 AI song. I feel really bad about that.
32:58
32:58 >> Uh let the whole world stare is
33:01
33:01 >> Oh, yeah. Let the whole world let the
33:02
33:02 whole world stare. So Sean played a
33:04
33:04 little nostalgic '8s throwback video
33:07
33:07 game pop. I don't even know what genre
33:10
33:10 we put that into, but that was a fun
33:11
33:11 little that was a fun tune, you know,
33:12
33:12 that was worth a quarter or two. Um, so
33:14
33:14 I did the same thing. I you I threw I
33:17
33:17 threw for I threw [ __ ] I can't even
33:19
33:19 talk anymore, dude.
33:21
33:21 >> Okay. No, here's the thing, people.
33:23
33:23 Like, if you got a a wide tongue like I
33:26
33:26 do, it gets in the way of the words
33:27
33:27 coming out of your mouth.
33:29
33:29 >> Mhm.
33:29
33:29 >> Um, no. Oh, I I don't want to go get any
33:31
33:31 surgery, get it reduced to to this is
33:34
33:34 not things that I do. But
33:36
33:36 >> sorry, tangent there. Um, yeah, but that
33:39
33:39 is that's the song, buddy. And uh again,
33:41
33:41 playing a little nostalgia, having a
33:42
33:42 little bit of fun.
33:43
33:43 >> So, why don't you put a quarter in the
33:44
33:44 juke box and let's have a good time,
33:46
33:46 everybody.
33:46
33:46 >> Let's put a quarter in the jukebox,
33:48
33:48 baby. Here we go, everybody. Sit back,
33:50
33:50 relax, enjoy.
33:56
33:56 Heat on my skin, trouble on my mind.
34:05
34:05 You pull up slow
34:09
34:09 like you're reading every song.
34:20
34:20 Sneaking
34:27
34:27 out the back door on my face. Laughing
34:30
34:30 like we're guilty, but we love the
34:32
34:32 chase. You say where we going with that
34:34
34:34 crooked grin. I say anywhere but home.
34:36
34:36 Let the night begin. Got the spark, got
34:39
34:39 the fire.
34:41
34:41 Got a day you can't deny.
34:44
34:44 You're leaning just a little. Little
34:47
34:47 saying don't you even try. Try me. Roll
34:50
34:50 the windows down. Let the whole world
34:52
34:52 stare.
34:55
34:55 We're dancing in the street like we
34:57
34:57 don't even care.
35:00
35:00 Got the base in the bones. Trouble in
35:03
35:03 the air.
35:05
35:05 It's a fairy little summer
35:08
35:08 and we're going everywhere.
35:22
35:22 You tap the wheel and rhythm. I steal
35:24
35:24 your shade. We're making up the rules
35:26
35:26 and the mess we made. Laughing at the
35:28
35:28 stop lights, running every sign. You say
35:31
35:31 you're kind of crazy. I said, "Baby,
35:32
35:32 you're mine." Got the spark, got that
35:35
35:35 fire.
35:36
35:36 Got a plan we can't resist.
35:39
35:39 You pull me just a little.
35:42
35:42 Saying I'm coming for a kiss.
35:44
35:44 >> Come here. Roll the windows down, let
35:46
35:46 the whole world stare.
35:50
35:50 We're dancing in the street like we
35:52
35:52 don't even care.
35:56
35:56 Got the base in the m trouble in the
35:58
35:58 air.
36:00
36:00 It's a flirty little summer
36:03
36:03 and we're going
36:06
36:06 everywhere.
36:18
36:18 Whisper in the dark. Tell me what you
36:20
36:20 want. I can feel your heartbeat
36:22
36:22 underneath the phone. We're a little too
36:24
36:24 close, a little too wild, but it feels
36:27
36:27 too good to ever tone it down down.
36:31
36:31 >> Don't slow down. Roll the windows down.
36:37
36:37 Roll the windows down.
36:43
36:43 >> Roll the windows down. Let the whole
36:45
36:45 world stare.
36:45
36:45 >> We're dancing like the night's going to
36:47
36:47 keep us
36:48
36:48 >> like a base in the barks in the air.
36:51
36:51 >> It's a reckless little summer and we're
36:53
36:53 going everywhere.
37:06
37:06 on my skin.
37:12
37:12 >> Hot diggity dog, buddy.
37:15
37:15 >> That that honestly honestly my dude that
37:18
37:18 was probably the best song that you have
37:20
37:20 written uh using AI so far. That is that
37:24
37:24 was chef's kiss. That made me want to
37:27
37:27 just like pull up my pants and just
37:30
37:30 start dancing on camera. That was a
37:33
37:33 banger, bro. That was a definition
37:35
37:35 banger. All right, that was great. I'll
37:37
37:37 put that in my playlist officially, not
37:39
37:39 this [ __ ] I'm going to put it in my
37:41
37:41 playlist. That's going to go in the
37:42
37:42 playlist. It's in there right now. I
37:44
37:44 love it. It was [ __ ] awesome. There's
37:45
37:45 also some stuff that I need to ask
37:47
37:47 questions about. Uh, but I'll do it off
37:48
37:48 camera because I want to know some of
37:50
37:50 the some of your some of the things that
37:52
37:52 you did in there that got me like
37:54
37:54 surprised that they could actually hit
37:56
37:56 some things on there. So, I'll ask you
37:57
37:57 later on that, but don't worry about it.
37:59
37:59 Okay, perfect. Thank you. Thank you for
37:60
37:60 sharing that. That was beautiful, buddy.
38:01
38:01 Beautiful. Definitely worth two golden
38:03
38:03 quarters. So,
38:05
38:05 >> you're welcome. That was And that was
38:06
38:06 fun to make. That was fun to make. So,
38:08
38:08 thank you, Sean, for I appreciate it.
38:09
38:09 And for all you listening, that was fun
38:10
38:10 to make for you guys, too. So,
38:12
38:12 appreciate that.
38:12
38:12 >> Nice. Hell yeah, man. Hey, before we get
38:14
38:14 started, uh I have another cider here
38:16
38:16 cuz I finished my other one. Also, by
38:17
38:17 the way, uh the incline one. Sorry, I
38:19
38:19 hid my [ __ ] cup. It was really loud.
38:21
38:21 Uh the incline one, lemon spritz. As you
38:22
38:22 drank more of this, it tasted more like
38:24
38:24 lemon cello, which is really nice. Lemon
38:26
38:26 cello basically tastes like Everclear
38:28
38:28 and lemon. So, it it was pretty good.
38:30
38:30 So, recommend this if you just want
38:32
38:32 something to sip on at the beach. Uh,
38:33
38:33 but I'm just going with another go-to,
38:35
38:35 buddy, just so I can uh finish out the
38:36
38:36 day here. Uh, TwoTown Cider. This is the
38:39
38:39 Pog Cosmic Crisp. So, another staple for
38:43
38:43 me. I've had this one all the time on
38:44
38:44 this [ __ ] show. So,
38:45
38:45 >> nice. Double fisting. I like it.
38:47
38:47 >> Double fisting tonight because I knew it
38:48
38:48 was going to be a fun one. Uh, and
38:50
38:50 speaking of fun, buddy, let's move on to
38:52
38:52 the topic, a recurring segment that I
38:53
38:53 think I'm going to continue doing on
38:54
38:54 this podcast, uh, called Figure It Out.
38:58
38:58 Uh because Joshua, you and I are two
39:01
39:01 capable human beings uh who really don't
39:06
39:06 ask for help a lot. You know, we really
39:08
39:08 don't. So, I figured we can take our
39:11
39:11 talent. You're
39:11
39:11 >> right.
39:12
39:12 >> We we can take our talents and help the
39:14
39:14 people, right? So, what this what this
39:16
39:16 subject is going to be about is I'm
39:18
39:18 going to give us a subject and you and I
39:21
39:21 are going to try to explain what would
39:22
39:22 be the best thing to do, the best case
39:25
39:25 scenario for that subject. Case in
39:27
39:27 point, Joshua, to figure it out. The
39:30
39:30 perfect beach day.
39:33
39:33 What would that entail? What do we pack?
39:35
39:35 When do we arrive? Where do we go? Do we
39:37
39:37 bring speakers? Are we bringing towels,
39:39
39:39 sandwiches? Like, what makes the perfect
39:42
39:42 beach day?
39:44
39:44 >> Okay. All right. Um, do we have like a
39:47
39:47 like a list of things not to bring, not
39:49
39:49 to? Are we just off the rift?
39:50
39:50 >> No, that's what it is.
39:51
39:51 >> Off the rift. Off the rift is what what
39:54
39:54 would be like your perfect beach day?
39:56
39:56 Like what would you imagine? What does
39:57
39:57 that say to you?
39:58
39:58 >> Okay, so uh my newly my new love for
40:02
40:02 sunscreen.
40:03
40:03 >> Okay,
40:04
40:04 >> definitely definitely gotta bring
40:05
40:05 sunscreen. I used to be
40:07
40:07 >> anti- sunscreen. I used to just let you
40:10
40:10 know that lizard peel that we talked
40:12
40:12 about. I used to just love the burn.
40:14
40:14 >> Yeah. I just like peel that that first
40:17
40:17 It was almost like shedding that that
40:19
40:19 first that summer shed,
40:21
40:21 >> you know? Like I thought that that was a
40:22
40:22 good thing. talked to enough people now
40:24
40:24 and they tell me that's bad idea to just
40:26
40:26 let your skin burn and fall off. So,
40:29
40:29 thank you to those people who have shown
40:32
40:32 me the way like they they they showed me
40:34
40:34 the light. Thank you for that. So,
40:36
40:36 definitely sunscreen.
40:38
40:38 >> Okay, sunscreen for sure.
40:40
40:40 >> If you plan on drying off by rolling
40:42
40:42 around in hot sand and getting
40:46
40:46 um
40:48
40:48 you know, some of us have more creases
40:50
40:50 than other I if you don't take a towel
40:53
40:53 You will get you will get sand in every
40:55
40:55 crease and you will find out later it
40:58
40:58 hurts
40:59
40:59 >> when those two pieces of skin rub
41:01
41:01 together.
41:04
41:04 >> How about a blanket? Bringing a blanket,
41:05
41:05 too, or you just doing the towels?
41:07
41:07 >> So, I I would just buy a big ass beach
41:10
41:10 towel. That's how I roll, you know? I
41:11
41:11 would just get a big ass beach.
41:12
41:12 >> Are you using the same towel to dry
41:14
41:14 yourself off? See, this is where I I'm a
41:17
41:17 minimalist when I go to the beach
41:18
41:18 because usually when I go to the beach,
41:20
41:20 it's not just like from the the it's not
41:24
41:24 from parking lot to the water, right?
41:26
41:26 Like you got to trek sometimes to
41:28
41:28 certain to the real nice spots, you
41:30
41:30 know, like if you go to the boardwalk or
41:31
41:31 whatever, like not [ __ ] on the
41:32
41:32 boardwalk like you will go from
41:35
41:35 >> street [ __ ] on this episode.
41:37
41:37 >> Yeah. Like well it's fresh. It's fresh.
41:39
41:39 I mean you planted that invite you
41:42
41:42 >> that scene is in my mind now. So yeah,
41:45
41:45 sure you can go from parking lot to sand
41:48
41:48 and then straight to the beach along the
41:51
41:51 way. You're probably going to step on,
41:52
41:52 you know, bird poop, but so the real
41:55
41:55 exclusive beach, the ones that really go
41:56
41:56 to is you got to get from pavement. You
41:58
41:58 got to walk a little while. So I'm a
41:59
41:59 minimalist. You know, it's like camping
42:01
42:01 for me in a way.
42:02
42:02 >> Like the beach trek is like camping. So
42:04
42:04 I'm a minimalist. So it will be uh beach
42:06
42:06 towel for sure. I only need one, but a
42:08
42:08 big one. Big one.
42:09
42:09 >> Okay. So you're using the same towel.
42:11
42:11 Interesting.
42:12
42:12 >> Yeah, I use the same towel. I mean
42:13
42:13 there's two sides to a towel. You can
42:14
42:14 get it. fluff it up and wipe off. And
42:16
42:16 >> I know, but you're still getting sand
42:17
42:17 all over you. You're still getting sand
42:19
42:19 all over you.
42:20
42:20 >> You said to the beach, not what I leave
42:21
42:21 in the car. You're assuming that I don't
42:23
42:23 have an extra towel in the car. The
42:25
42:25 There's other parts to this. Okay. Like
42:26
42:26 the car is like the the trunk, the
42:28
42:28 treasure trove, and the you know, like
42:30
42:30 fresh clothes. And we haven't gone that
42:31
42:31 far yet. So to the beach, you know,
42:33
42:33 there's backup supplies in the ride. And
42:35
42:35 >> this is interesting because your beach
42:37
42:37 your perfect beach day involves bringing
42:39
42:39 extra things in the car.
42:42
42:42 >> Yeah. Because cuz maybe you go out to
42:44
42:44 eat afterwards, right? Yeah. Yeah. Like
42:46
42:46 this isn't Sometimes you go other places
42:48
42:48 afterwards. You got to be prepared for
42:49
42:49 the next scene, you know? This is the
42:50
42:50 beach is only one scene in the movie.
42:53
42:53 >> Get to the beach, right?
42:54
42:54 >> Okay.
42:55
42:55 >> Go somewhere afterwards, right?
42:56
42:56 >> What else are you bringing then?
42:57
42:57 >> Okay. Got my towel. Um I mean, if I if
42:60
42:60 I'm talking to my my, you know, 15 year
43:02
43:02 ago self, it would be my skim board.
43:05
43:05 >> Be some activity that I could do. I
43:07
43:07 might not take my skiboard now, but I
43:08
43:08 would love to. That'd be awesome. Uh,
43:11
43:11 another open invitation. You want to see
43:12
43:12 me eat [ __ ] I will do that for you.
43:15
43:15 I'll take my board. I will fall over the
43:16
43:16 place. You just got to get on tape so we
43:18
43:18 can play it on the podcast. That'd be
43:19
43:19 fun to see me eat [ __ ] Um, I'll do
43:21
43:21 that. So, so some activity. I got I got
43:24
43:24 to do something while I'm at the beach
43:26
43:26 because sitting in one spot like this
43:28
43:28 chair, it's really difficult to do for
43:29
43:29 an extended amount of time. So, I need
43:31
43:31 something to do. So, I'm probably taking
43:32
43:32 an activity again aboard. Um, never
43:36
43:36 really was an umbrella guy. Never. I've
43:38
43:38 never you wouldn't see me popping, you
43:40
43:40 know, a multicolored
43:42
43:42 >> flamingo pineapple umbrella. Like I'm
43:44
43:44 not down there just like
43:46
43:46 >> setting up a, you know, steak in the
43:48
43:48 ground and putting that in there. So,
43:49
43:49 um, yeah. So, sunscreen, towel, some
43:53
43:53 kind of activity. Uh, you need to
43:54
43:54 hydrate. So, maybe some quality H2O.
43:58
43:58 >> Okay. Smart. Smart choice. Smart choice.
44:01
44:01 >> Yeah. If you're taking Gatorade, if
44:02
44:02 you're doing something like that, I
44:03
44:03 definitely got to do that more. Um, a
44:05
44:05 backpack, you know, maybe a band-aid
44:08
44:08 because the beach can get the beach can
44:10
44:10 get dangerous. Maybe at least one
44:12
44:12 band-aid. You never know. Um, some super
44:16
44:16 glue.
44:17
44:17 >> Uh, uh, duct tape.
44:19
44:19 >> What the [ __ ]
44:21
44:21 >> Now I'm just Now I'm just sucking
44:22
44:22 around.
44:24
44:24 >> All right. So, you're going off the
44:25
44:25 rails here.
44:27
44:27 >> You know, my perfect beach day is kind
44:29
44:29 of similar to what you're bringing on
44:31
44:31 here. So, definitely sunscreen,
44:32
44:32 definitely towels, but I'm bringing like
44:34
44:34 a beach chair and I'm bringing an
44:36
44:36 umbrella. I'm the [ __ ] who's bringing
44:38
44:38 the umbrella and sitting in the beach
44:39
44:39 chair, man. And alongside me to my left
44:42
44:42 hand side, my specific left-hand side is
44:45
44:45 a cooler filled with not only H2O, but
44:47
44:47 I'm talking like some hardcore like buzz
44:50
44:50 balls, some white claw, [ __ ] white
44:53
44:53 claws, some [ __ ] cutwaters. Like, I'm
44:55
44:55 going hard at the beach, my dude. And
44:57
44:57 it's specifically my left hand because
44:59
44:59 my right hand is sipping, man. My right
45:02
45:02 hand's for sipping. All right. Left
45:04
45:04 hand's for giving me the sips. Right
45:06
45:06 hand's for sipping. All right. That's
45:07
45:07 all I need. That's all I getting in the
45:09
45:09 water. I can't swim. All right. This
45:11
45:11 body don't swim. So, I'm not getting in
45:13
45:13 the water. I don't need a towel. Right.
45:15
45:15 I was going to ask that.
45:15
45:15 >> Yeah. Don't I'm not getting in the
45:16
45:16 water. I'm just there to look at the
45:18
45:18 people with my sunglasses on cuz you
45:19
45:19 need sunglasses. By the way, that's
45:21
45:21 another thing on my list is
45:22
45:22 >> I don't have sunglasses, so I need to
45:23
45:23 get some of those.
45:24
45:24 >> Yeah. You burn your retinas. Go for it,
45:25
45:25 buddy. Good luck seeing when you're 80.
45:28
45:28 >> Okay.
45:29
45:29 >> So, yeah, I got sunglasses on. I got my
45:31
45:31 cooler. I'm I'm chilling. That's me
45:33
45:33 right there. That's my
45:34
45:34 >> cooler. I can't take a cooler. I'm Yeah,
45:36
45:36 like I said, I'm trekking down to the
45:38
45:38 beach. Um, real quick though about the
45:39
45:39 the water, the ocean water. Do you not
45:41
45:41 get in because you think it's dirty or
45:43
45:43 just cuz you can't I mean, I would think
45:45
45:45 cuz you can't swim cuz you can't.
45:46
45:46 >> No, it's definitely both. It's
45:47
45:47 definitely both. One because I can't
45:49
45:49 swim, right? Like, I'll go put my little
45:50
45:50 fees in there. Uh, but I I'm very
45:52
45:52 hesitant to do it because the ocean
45:54
45:54 water is [ __ ] disgusting, dude. Uh,
45:57
45:57 especially in the part that Joshua and I
45:59
45:59 lived or uh Joshua lives and I lived uh
46:02
46:02 in California. That water is filthy. So,
46:04
46:04 good luck everybody. There's a reason
46:06
46:06 why people come home with rashes. So,
46:08
46:08 >> yeah, that's that's true. And I didn't,
46:10
46:10 you know, I didn't realize how dirty the
46:12
46:12 ocean water was until uh I lost one of
46:14
46:14 my mers.
46:15
46:15 >> Yeah.
46:16
46:16 >> And uh I'm just kidding. That was a
46:18
46:18 joke. Um but yeah, I didn't find that
46:22
46:22 out till later. People like, you know
46:23
46:23 how dirty that [ __ ] is? You know, you
46:24
46:24 see aerial footage of like um river
46:27
46:27 runoff and like the the there were
46:29
46:29 restaurants around it all draining their
46:30
46:30 water into, you know what I mean? Like
46:31
46:31 you're just like, oh, all that is
46:33
46:33 running into there. I mean, it's not
46:34
46:34 like straight like turds going, you
46:36
46:36 know, no feal matter like legit cuz we
46:38
46:38 have the laws around here. They just
46:39
46:39 like you can't do that, at least in this
46:41
46:41 area.
46:42
46:42 >> But um
46:42
46:42 >> can't do that.
46:44
46:44 >> Yeah. Like you just But yeah, I didn't
46:46
46:46 realize how dirty the ocean water. I
46:47
46:47 still love it. I'll get in it, man.
46:49
46:49 >> It's nice to cool off while you're at
46:50
46:50 the beach.
46:50
46:50 >> Hey, just another quick one on this one.
46:52
46:52 How about the heat? How do you how are
46:54
46:54 you like how do we figure out the heat?
46:56
46:56 What are like So, yes, drink water for
46:59
46:59 sure, but what else? Like, how how would
47:00
47:00 you sol like I just went through a
47:02
47:02 [ __ ] little 80°ree heat storm here
47:04
47:04 after being 50° for the last two weeks?
47:07
47:07 Like, how how should I have gone about
47:09
47:09 that? Should I have like wore a hat?
47:12
47:12 Like, what what would be
47:13
47:13 >> I don't even wear a hat to the beach. I
47:15
47:15 don't even wear a hat to the I. So, what
47:17
47:17 you generally happens with me is once I
47:18
47:18 get hot enough, I get back in the water
47:20
47:20 to cool off. You know, I I I my body
47:23
47:23 temperature comes down. I go lay down
47:24
47:24 for a bit. Um I'm kind of like the
47:26
47:26 rotating weenie at the 7-Eleven. I just
47:29
47:29 kind of like I keep turning, you know,
47:32
47:32 until I until I hit peak temperature and
47:34
47:34 then I go get into the the cold ass
47:37
47:37 water. The water around here is pretty
47:39
47:39 damn cold. Um so,
47:40
47:40 >> Pacific Ocean. I do the dip, come back
47:43
47:43 out, and I just rinse and repeat this
47:45
47:45 process until I feel like I've gotten to
47:47
47:47 that golden brown. You get the hell I
47:48
47:48 mean, then you're done, you know?
47:52
47:52 >> See, that sounds god awful to me, bro.
47:54
47:54 That sounds horrible. Like,
47:55
47:55 >> so good, though, man. Feels so good.
47:58
47:58 >> H I don't know. I don't know. I don't
47:59
47:59 know how you do it, but I I mean, you
48:00
48:00 you're enjoying yourself and I've been
48:02
48:02 with you during these times and I've
48:03
48:03 seen you enjoy yourself. So, hey, that's
48:05
48:05 that's all on you, buddy. Uh, but I
48:06
48:06 would also think with the heat for sure,
48:09
48:09 like I don't know another way, like
48:12
48:12 yeah, you probably don't wear the hats,
48:13
48:13 but I think hats are a pretty big way to
48:15
48:15 cool yourself off, especially if you're
48:17
48:17 on the beach, man. Like especially if
48:19
48:19 you don't have an umbrella on the beach,
48:20
48:20 like a a big floppy sun hat, dude.
48:23
48:23 That's that's a lifesaver, man. Cuz that
48:25
48:25 sun is like right on top of you when
48:27
48:27 you're at the beaches.
48:28
48:28 >> No, you're right. You're right. And I've
48:30
48:30 recently again uh adopting the whole
48:33
48:33 lifestyle of sunscreen. They do do also
48:37
48:37 have sunscreen that you can spray on
48:38
48:38 your head like like a scalp spray and
48:41
48:41 like like a shampoo that you can kind of
48:43
48:43 work into your to your scalp. Obviously
48:45
48:45 a hat and just not going in the sun in
48:47
48:47 general will help you prevent
48:49
48:49 everything. But
48:51
48:51 >> for somebody like me who likes to go
48:52
48:52 outdoors, I I need to put on some kind
48:54
48:54 of shield obviously because I just don't
48:56
48:56 want to go super exposed and continue to
48:57
48:57 burn the skin off my body. Um so I
49:00
49:00 shield it and yeah, now they have
49:02
49:02 shampoo and stuff you can put on your
49:03
49:03 head which I act well I I currently use
49:06
49:06 now. So protecting myself as much as
49:08
49:08 possible
49:10
49:10 >> these days for sure.
49:11
49:11 >> There you go. So that's it. That's
49:13
49:13 figure it out. And that's our little uh
49:15
49:15 figure it out segment on this one,
49:17
49:17 buddy. Uh, let's move on to your Crystal
49:20
49:20 Clouds or Chemical Trails.
49:22
49:22 >> I I don't even I don't know. I feel like
49:24
49:24 we should just maybe leave this for next
49:25
49:25 week.
49:26
49:26 >> Okay, we can leave it for next week. But
49:28
49:28 >> yeah, can we just leave it at that? I I
49:30
49:30 Cuz you took me to the beach right now
49:32
49:32 and I don't want to I don't want to go
49:33
49:33 to Crystal Clouds. I don't want to go to
49:34
49:34 Kra's.
49:35
49:35 >> You want to stay on?
49:37
49:37 >> I want to stay on the beach vibe just
49:38
49:38 like everybody listening to us. And
49:40
49:40 we're we're just about at that point
49:42
49:42 where we got to land the plane. We got
49:43
49:43 to show some cool [ __ ]
49:44
49:44 >> I didn't even realize time. I've been
49:46
49:46 having so much fun. Yeah.
49:47
49:47 >> Yeah. I think it's time to land in the
49:49
49:49 plane. Or how about we how about we uh
49:52
49:52 we dock the boat, buddy. You know,
49:54
49:54 speaking on the beach theme, let's
49:55
49:55 [ __ ] dock this boat. Uh Dr. Let's do
49:58
49:58 some fun finds, some lucky numbers.
49:59
49:59 Let's do a fortune monologue. Get the
50:02
50:02 people out of here on a on a swell
50:05
50:05 message of the week. But uh what do you
50:06
50:06 got? What do you got this week? What fun
50:08
50:08 finds you got for us?
50:08
50:08 >> Okay, so for a fun find um I don't you
50:11
50:11 know I'm not sure about the whole
50:13
50:13 collection of these, but I I saw this
50:14
50:14 and and I was like, you know what?
50:16
50:16 That's just a cool one to add to the to
50:18
50:18 the extensive collection I got going on
50:21
50:21 in the background over there. And the
50:23
50:23 fact that it glows in the dark is
50:24
50:24 another highlight. Um, so yeah, this is
50:28
50:28 a K-pop demon hunters. This is Derpy
50:31
50:31 with Suzy Funko.
50:34
50:34 >> Oh, it's the cat. Okay, cool.
50:37
50:37 >> Uh, you know, um, can I just go on
50:39
50:39 record here and say I've never watched
50:41
50:41 K-pop Demon Hunters, and I know it's
50:43
50:43 going to cause a lot of controversy, and
50:44
50:44 I'm sorry. Uh, I'll get to it. I'll get
50:46
50:46 to it. It's in my list, but I have never
50:48
50:48 actually watched the movie. Joshua, have
50:49
50:49 you watched the movie?
50:51
50:51 >> No, I I have not watched the movie. And
50:53
50:53 sometimes, that's the funny thing about
50:55
50:55 me is I I generally try to stick to
50:57
50:57 collections if I can when it comes to
50:59
50:59 Funkos, but occasionally I'll come
51:00
51:00 across things that look cool or just
51:02
51:02 have a little bit of extra to them, like
51:03
51:03 the glow-in-the-dark. Um, and I I'll
51:07
51:07 I'll make it a part of the rest of the
51:09
51:09 Funkos that I have and add it to my
51:11
51:11 Funko vault, you know, overall. So, I
51:14
51:14 I've never watched it. Maybe this will
51:16
51:16 start the trend of me watching it. But
51:17
51:17 as for now, I just have a Funko Pop and
51:20
51:20 it was a cool little fun find.
51:21
51:21 >> Nice, man. Hey, maybe we watch it
51:23
51:23 together. You know, I'm going in there
51:24
51:24 in August. We'll watch it together,
51:26
51:26 buddy. We'll see. We'll make a day of
51:27
51:27 it.
51:28
51:28 >> Okay. I'm I'm totally down. Um now that
51:30
51:30 I've shown off my fun final, what do you
51:32
51:32 got whipped up a little?
51:33
51:33 >> Yeah, man. Um, speaking of summer, uh,
51:36
51:36 this guy that I have that I'm about to
51:38
51:38 show off, uh, reminds me of summer
51:41
51:41 because of the cartoons that he stars
51:43
51:43 in. Uh, some of them were very
51:45
51:45 informative and some of them have to do
51:48
51:48 with summertime activities. I'm going to
51:49
51:49 show off two of them. Uh, the first one
51:51
51:51 is this one right here. This is part of
51:53
51:53 a set. Uh, this is Goofy 1932.
51:57
51:57 All right, there's that one. And then uh
51:60
51:60 we have my uh personal favorite one
52:03
52:03 because the way he looks. Uh but this is
52:05
52:05 Goofy
52:06
52:06 2019. He's just uh just chilling. There
52:10
52:10 he is. Goofy 2019 on that one. And he is
52:13
52:13 they are part of a set. I don't have the
52:15
52:15 whole set because I really didn't care
52:16
52:16 for all of them. Uh but you can see the
52:19
52:19 sport one up there is part of the that
52:21
52:21 little thing I was talking about with
52:23
52:23 his uh info info episodes. So there you
52:26
52:26 go. Those are my two uh fun finds for
52:29
52:29 the freaking a week right there. Goofy.
52:32
52:32 >> Boom.
52:32
52:32 >> I like it. Beautiful.
52:34
52:34 >> Kind of goofy just like we are.
52:36
52:36 >> Hell yeah, dude. Hell yeah. So, all
52:39
52:39 right, buddy. You ready to start uh
52:40
52:40 continuing to dock this boat?
52:42
52:42 >> I mean, the boat is docked. I think we
52:44
52:44 got to get some fun fortunes and just
52:46
52:46 get the people off to work and get the
52:48
52:48 people home. Um Yes,
52:49
52:49 >> sir.
52:50
52:50 >> and cool it down a little bit. Uh Sean,
52:52
52:52 I I I always forget. I I again, of
52:55
52:55 course, you have the better memory
52:56
52:56 better memory than I do. Uh do we go
52:58
52:58 dirty or do we go boozy with these
52:60
52:60 fortunes this week? Um let's go dirty
53:03
53:03 this week.
53:04
53:04 >> Dirty. Okay.
53:05
53:05 >> Yeah.
53:05
53:05 >> Yeah, I might as well. Yeah. Do you
53:07
53:07 remember what we did last week?
53:08
53:08 >> Uh I think we did boozy last week.
53:10
53:10 Honestly, I don't remember. But you
53:12
53:12 know, I feel like dirty is good because
53:13
53:13 we're on the beach. Uh you went into the
53:15
53:15 filthy water and uh I just got my toes
53:18
53:18 like dipped in there. So, you know,
53:19
53:19 we're a little dirty today.
53:21
53:21 >> All right. The dirtiest part of opening
53:24
53:24 this is always the cookie just getting
53:26
53:26 everywhere. I got a dust. Uh you guys
53:28
53:28 can you guys cannot see, but these
53:30
53:30 cookies are all red right here. And
53:32
53:32 there's just crumbs. Like I try really
53:34
53:34 hard to vacuum, but
53:37
53:37 yeah, it's like belly button fuzz. It
53:38
53:38 just ends up in there somehow someway.
53:40
53:40 It's just shit's everywhere.
53:42
53:42 >> Yeah, you know what I'm talking about.
53:44
53:44 If any of you have a belly button, you
53:46
53:46 know exactly what I'm
53:47
53:47 >> If you don't have a belly button, you're
53:48
53:48 a [ __ ] alien. So, just throwing that
53:51
53:51 out there. Or a clone.
53:54
53:54 >> All right, everybody. Let's get silly.
53:55
53:55 This is another one of your dirty
53:58
53:58 fortunes for this episode. June 2nd,
54:00
54:00 episode 136. Here you go. You will have
54:04
54:04 a date with Destiny after she gets off
54:06
54:06 work at the strip club.
54:09
54:09 >> I think I think that's a repeat.
54:11
54:11 >> That's why I was so I didn't even want
54:13
54:13 to read it. I mean, to be fair though,
54:15
54:15 like that's a good call back to the
54:16
54:16 Destiny uh topic that we had last week.
54:19
54:19 Uh that made me very emotional. And can
54:21
54:21 I just I was very inebriated as we got
54:23
54:23 through that episode. And I feel like my
54:25
54:25 thoughts weren't cohesive enough on
54:26
54:26 that. Uh but I feel like Ma Ma
54:30
54:30 >> Mia, I'm sorry. I feel like Mia did a
54:34
54:34 great job putting together my thoughts
54:35
54:35 on that one. So, thank you, Mia. I
54:37
54:37 appreciate that. And uh for those of you
54:39
54:39 Joshua had an invitation uh I'm making a
54:41
54:41 formal invitation. Uh if you guys want
54:43
54:43 to play Destiny with me, uh let me know
54:45
54:45 in the comments and I'll shoot you guys
54:47
54:47 a request on there and you guys can come
54:48
54:48 join me in the final uh final gameplay
54:52
54:52 uh June update. So buddy,
54:54
54:54 >> that's awesome. You're That's That's
54:56
54:56 awesome, dude. You playing video games
54:57
54:57 with the with the viewers and everybody
54:58
54:58 and I'm out on the beach
55:00
55:00 >> and you're on the beach. We're both
55:02
55:02 doing what we love.
55:03
55:03 >> Exactly. This is perfect for our
55:05
55:05 personalities and what we do. It's
55:07
55:07 perfect. I like it. Open invitations.
55:09
55:09 Let's go.
55:10
55:10 >> Open invitations, everybody. All right,
55:12
55:12 my dude. Uh, let me give the people
55:13
55:13 their lucky numbers. Then we can give
55:14
55:14 them their closing monologue and then
55:16
55:16 get the [ __ ] out of here. Uh, your seven
55:18
55:18 lucky numbers for the week. Feel free to
55:19
55:19 use them for whatever nefarious reasons
55:21
55:21 you would like. They are as followed. 5
55:24
55:24 25 26 38 48 56 and 62. Once again, your
55:29
55:29 seven lucky numbers are 5, 25, 26, 38,
55:32
55:32 48, 56, and 62. Buddy,
55:37
55:37 mouthful on that one. Mouthful. But
55:40
55:40 we've made it to the end of this
55:41
55:41 episode, buddy.
55:43
55:43 What do you have left to say to the
55:45
55:45 people who are starting their new week,
55:47
55:47 my guy?
55:48
55:48 >> Oh, man. Sean, this is this is great.
55:50
55:50 And I feel like you I couldn't have said
55:51
55:51 it better in the beginning of this. If
55:53
55:53 this is the start of your summer, if
55:56
55:56 you're a student, if you're going out
55:57
55:57 there and having a great time, just be
55:60
55:60 safe, everybody. Um, if you have to go
56:02
56:02 out in groups, hang out with a friend,
56:04
56:04 wear sunscreen, uh, get a DD. But let's
56:07
56:07 start this week off with a wonderful,
56:09
56:09 wonderful uh thank you to everybody and
56:13
56:13 uh we can't wait to see you guys next
56:14
56:14 week on episode
56:16
56:16 137.
56:18
56:18 >> Hell yeah, my dude. Well spoken, well
56:20
56:20 said. Thank you for watching. Thank you
56:22
56:22 for listening. Joshua, you know I can't
56:24
56:24 leave you without one of these bad boys.
56:26
56:26 But I have a question for you. Um hey,
56:28
56:28 did you hear about the ice cream truck
56:30
56:30 accident?
56:31
56:31 >> No, I did not, Sean.
56:33
56:33 >> Oh, it crashed on a rocky road.
56:37
56:37 Ladies and gentlemen, we will see you
56:40
56:40 next week. Aducuses.
57:08
57:08 No, what I was what I was going to say
57:10
57:10 is
57:11
57:11 >> No, this is not content. This is just
57:13
57:13 like one of those things is like I get
57:15
57:15 going, right? You know me, Sean. Like I
57:17
57:17 just get going. So I'm not a fan of like
57:19
57:19 unibrows, but when I put this thing on,
57:21
57:21 I feel like I have to make, you know, I
57:23
57:23 want to give myself a unibrow. It's like
57:24
57:24 an unnatural unibrow.
57:27
57:27 >> Just throws me off. I mean, I'm just I
57:29
57:29 guess I mean, I'm used to you doing it,
57:31
57:31 but
57:33
57:33 >> you telling me the reasoning behind it
57:35
57:35 is even weirder to me now.
57:37
57:37 >> So, here's what here's how what it feels
57:38
57:38 like to me. You know, like is his name
57:40
57:40 Jordy from Star Trek?
57:42
57:42 >> Uh, well, I'm sure.
57:44
57:44 >> I think his name is Jordy. You know, the
57:46
57:46 guy with the thing across his or
57:47
57:47 Robocop, right?
57:48
57:48 >> Oh, like Robocop style.
57:50
57:50 >> Yeah. So, if you've ever seen Robocop or
57:53
57:53 Jordy without the thing across his face,
57:55
57:55 it just it just looks weird, right? So,
57:56
57:56 for me, this is my Jordy. This is This
57:58
57:58 is my unibrow. This is me covering
58:01
58:01 >> Got it.
58:01
58:01 >> my eyebrow. That's That's my uniform. I
58:03
58:03 I I drop below.
58:06
58:06 >> Okay, makes sense. And I was telling
58:07
58:07 Joshua that I'm the opposite. I like to
58:09
58:09 wear my my little brim here higher up on
58:11
58:11 my forehead. I mean, I guess I could
58:13
58:13 lower it, but it just feels weirder to
58:15
58:15 me. So, you know, two different people,
58:17
58:17 two different styles.
58:18
58:18 >> Yeah. Well, I mean, if you had a
58:20
58:20 forehead like yours, I would show it off
58:21
58:21 more, too.
58:22
58:22 >> Exactly. I'm very emotive, too. Like my
58:24
58:24 eyebrows and like, you know.
58:26
58:26 >> Oh, that's true. Yeah.
58:29
58:29 >> Anyways, view claps, snaps, whatever.
58:32
58:32 >> Right. All right.
