Sorry For The Delay | EP.138 | Morning Whiskey, AI Wives & Titan Mode
-WHAT’S IN OUR CUP-
Sean: Sound Bite Cider Hazy Shade of Vinter, 32 oz local cider
Joshua: Woodford Reserve 9-Year whiskey over ice
-AI SONG OF THE WEEK-
AI Song Of The Week: “Midnight Run” (Lyrics written by Joshua.)
-CHAT WITH US-
• Free Falling
• Where I End And AI Begins
• Furry Friends
• What Came First
• Figure It Out (teased for next week)
-CHAPTERS-
00:00 EP.138 Intro, Morning Record & Groggy Voices
02:00 What’s In Our Cup - Morning Whiskey & Local Cider
06:46 Question Of The Day - Alien Road Trip Or 15 Years Gone
12:12 Chat With Us - Free Falling, AI, Furry Friends & Figure It Out
13:40 Free Falling - Earth Dreams, Gravity & Space Confusion
19:38 Melatonin, Jelly Fellas & Bar Soap Callback
22:50 Where I End And AI Begins - Human Connection Vs AI Takeover
30:08 Furry Friends - Robot Dogs, AI Pets & Replacement Everything
35:21 AI Song Of The Week "Midnight Run"
44:04 What Came First - Nightmares, Enemies, Procrastinators & Rebels
54:38 Fun Finds, Destiny Titan Results, Dirty Fortune & Cantaloupe Joke
-SOUND BITES-
• “This is a morning record session.” - Joshua setting the early-recording tone.
• “Just straight whiskey in the morning.” - Sean realizing Joshua’s cup is not playing by breakfast rules.
• “This can is no justice. It’s huge, my dude.” - Sean showing off the 32 oz local cider.
• “If an alien offered you a 15-day journey across the galaxy, but when you returned, 15 years would have passed on Earth, would you go?” - Joshua asking the cosmic trade-off.
• “The stars are going to be there.” - Joshua choosing people over space tourism.
• “Is everything falling in space?” - Sean trying to solve the universe after one dream.
• “I want everything to be AI from me.” - Sean choosing the full robot-future package.
• “My robo-dog will not take a fat [ __ ] on my floor.” - Sean defending the AI pet lifestyle.
• “If we ever have it together for a complete episode, I don’t think that episode was ever being recorded.” - Sean explaining the show’s natural law.
• “They were called like the Joshua rules.” - Joshua revealing his classroom rebel origin story.
-FORTUNE & FINDS-
Fortune: There is no greater gift than sharing your love. So go ahead with that threesome.
Lucky Numbers: 6, 8, 14, 33, 54, 60, 65
Fun Finds / Value Finds:
Sean: Destiny Funkos - Crota, Ikora Rey & glow-in-the-dark Cayde-6 with golden gun.
Joshua: PopMart Pixar Mickey blind box pull - Bullseye Mickey.
(Community Shoutout: Destiny community vote results officially made Joshua a Titan.)
Transcript
00:00 Welcome to episode 138 of Sorry for the
00:03
00:03 Delay. I'm your editor, Mia. This week,
00:06
00:06 the boys record in the morning, which
00:08
00:08 apparently means [music] Joshua is on
00:10
00:10 straight whiskey while Sean opens a 32
00:12
00:12 oz local cider like it's a breakfast
00:14
00:14 needed side quest. Somehow that turns
00:18
00:18 into an alien road trip. Earth free
00:20
00:20 falling in Sean's dreams. AI wives,
00:23
00:23 robot dogs, and Joshua becoming a
00:25
00:25 Destiny 2 titan. The future is weird.
00:28
00:28 and Sean packed lightly. Enjoy the
00:31
00:31 show.
00:31
00:31 >> Hello and welcome to another episode of
00:34
00:34 Sorry for the Delay. We are your hosts.
00:37
00:37 My name is Sean and somewhere over the
00:39
00:39 internet is Joshua. And Joshua, this is
00:42
00:42 episode 138. And like I do every single
00:46
00:46 week for the last 138 episodes, how are
00:50
00:50 you doing this week, my dude?
00:53
00:53 >> Sean, [laughter] I'm I'm doing uh I'm
00:55
00:55 doing good. Uh con considering we are,
00:59
00:59 you know, spoiler alert, this is a
01:01
01:01 morning record session,
01:02
01:02 >> a real early record session. Uh the goal
01:05
01:05 was to do it yesterday, but uh by the
01:07
01:07 sound of our deep and groggy voices, uh
01:10
01:10 you know that it's a morning episode. So
01:12
01:12 yeah, there's that.
01:14
01:14 >> Yeah, the uh the morning episodes hit a
01:16
01:16 little different than the night ones,
01:17
01:17 but I guarantee it's still going to be
01:19
01:19 fun, everybody. We're going to we have a
01:20
01:20 lot of interesting things to talk about.
01:22
01:22 Um, some might make you laugh, some
01:24
01:24 might make you cry, and some might make
01:26
01:26 you tell a friend and and we'll get
01:28
01:28 another subscriber from it. Hopefully
01:30
01:30 that is the one we're all hoping for.
01:33
01:33 >> That's the one that sets us over the
01:34
01:34 bar.
01:36
01:36 >> Yeah. Hopefully, one of these topics uh
01:38
01:38 and some of the stuff we get into
01:39
01:39 because again, the goal of this podcast
01:40
01:40 obviously is to make you guys laugh,
01:42
01:42 have a good time. Um, like Sean always
01:45
01:45 says, we're your uh new best friends.
01:46
01:46 So, uh,
01:48
01:48 >> today is all about having fun and a good
01:50
01:50 time. And these two guys always bring
01:52
01:52 that. So, uh, there you go, Sean. That
01:54
01:54 is how I feel.
01:56
01:56 >> Nice.
01:57
01:57 >> Which is which usually transitions into
02:00
02:00 our what is in the cup? And I feel kind
02:03
02:03 of bad cuz I just outed both of us that
02:05
02:05 it is a morning recording session and
02:07
02:07 now I'm about to say what is in my cup.
02:09
02:09 It's just going to make me look really
02:11
02:11 bad. No way.
02:12
02:12 >> No, it's not because I have something in
02:13
02:13 my cup that's going to make me look even
02:15
02:15 worse. So, it's okay.
02:16
02:16 >> Like [laughter]
02:18
02:18 instantly being judged. Uh but you know
02:21
02:21 honestly we're two grown adults. We're
02:23
02:23 men and if you're listening you some you
02:25
02:25 know what male people whatever you are
02:27
02:27 listening sometimes when you wake up in
02:29
02:29 the morning and it's just one of those
02:31
02:31 days you get to the coffee really fast
02:33
02:33 and then you get to what you really you
02:36
02:36 really want to get to and in my case
02:39
02:39 it's just a little bit of whiskey
02:41
02:41 everybody.
02:41
02:41 >> Oh my god. Just straight whis just
02:44
02:44 straight whiskey in the morning. I mean,
02:46
02:46 just a nice big uh ice ball uh that's
02:50
02:50 been kind of getting a little crispy.
02:52
02:52 It's a little little uh
02:53
02:53 >> I love this [ __ ] podcast, dude.
02:55
02:55 >> Yeah. So, this is what we're sipping on
02:57
02:57 this morning or maybe you're listening
02:59
02:59 to us in the afternoon or the night of.
03:00
03:00 It's night time makes more sense.
03:02
03:02 Afternoon. The morning time if you're
03:04
03:04 listening, you're like, "What the f are
03:06
03:06 these two guys doing?" But this is what
03:07
03:07 is in my cup, Sean. Thanks, man. And I
03:09
03:09 hope everybody else, whether you're in
03:11
03:11 traffic, whatever you're doing, you're
03:12
03:12 sipping on something, too, because it's
03:14
03:14 always nice to start the morning off
03:15
03:15 with whatever your beverage of choice
03:17
03:17 is. And today, this is ours. Sean,
03:19
03:19 that's what's in my cup.
03:20
03:20 >> Oh, wait. Uh,
03:21
03:21 >> what is in yours, buddy?
03:22
03:22 >> Well, what whiskey is that again? I
03:24
03:24 know.
03:24
03:24 >> Oh, you know, the Woodford. I'm I'm
03:26
03:26 sipping on the Woodford. You know, I
03:27
03:27 bought a giant bottle of it at Costco,
03:29
03:29 and it's kind of like it's it's the
03:31
03:31 neverending bottomless bottle.
03:34
03:34 >> It's like you add to it every week.
03:37
03:37 >> Yeah, I know. You know, maybe my
03:38
03:38 girlfriend just keeps putting water in
03:39
03:39 it and diluting it even more and more so
03:41
03:41 eventually it like
03:43
03:43 >> it no longer hits the same
03:44
03:44 >> sense. Yeah.
03:46
03:46 >> Yeah. I feel like it doesn't go
03:47
03:47 anywhere, dude. I feel I feel like it
03:48
03:48 refills itself somehow.
03:51
03:51 >> Despite how much that's the nine-year
03:52
03:52 one, I believe, right? Yeah.
03:53
03:53 >> Yeah. Correct. The nine-year. Yeah. So,
03:56
03:56 >> it's a good bottomless bottle.
03:57
03:57 >> Good sipper, man.
03:58
03:58 >> It's a very Yeah. Yeah. I agree. It's a
03:60
03:60 very good It's easy to sip. Um if you
04:01
04:01 haven't tried it, uh buy it for
04:03
04:03 yourself, buy it for a friend. It's a
04:05
04:05 good gift. But cheers, buddy. What is in
04:07
04:07 your cup this morning or this afternoon?
04:10
04:10 You know, doesn't matter. Like Joshua
04:11
04:11 said, doesn't don't judge us. Whatever.
04:13
04:13 It's whatever. Um
04:15
04:15 >> Joshua, I wanted to do this thing, this
04:16
04:16 recurring segment for summer with the
04:18
04:18 what's in our cup section.
04:20
04:20 >> And what I wanted to do, thanks to the
04:23
04:23 old lady, is now achievable. Uh I want
04:26
04:26 to show off some local cider houses that
04:28
04:28 are up here, um some breweries, uh all
04:32
04:32 around the uh local area of Seattle. And
04:35
04:35 so I have one to show off. Uh they are a
04:39
04:39 company called Sound Bite Cider. And
04:42
04:42 this is this can is no justice. It's
04:45
04:45 [ __ ] huge, my dude. So Sound Bite. Uh
04:49
04:49 this is 32 ounces. This is their Hazy
04:52
04:52 Shade. Uh [ __ ] there's a full name for
04:55
04:55 it. Hang on. Hang on. I want to I want
04:56
04:56 to do this justice. So give me a second.
04:58
04:58 Let me pull it up. I have it right here.
04:60
04:60 Uh this is their
05:03
05:03 M. If you need to cut this for time, I
05:05
05:05 appreciate it. Uh this is their
05:08
05:08 uh what is this? So this is their hazy
05:12
05:12 shade of vinter. It is their flagship
05:15
05:15 cider unfiltered and uh it is kind of
05:18
05:18 like their their OG. So I'm going to be
05:21
05:21 drinking this on this episode. So here
05:24
05:24 we go, buddy. This is This can is
05:26
05:26 [ __ ] huge.
05:30
05:30 It just got all over my face like a
05:33
05:33 money shot. So, here you go, buddy.
05:35
05:35 Cheers to you and to the people watching
05:36
05:36 and to the people listening. Uh, good
05:39
05:39 morning, good afternoon, and good night,
05:40
05:40 I guess. [laughter]
05:42
05:42 >> Yeah, I know, right? Allin one. It's a
05:44
05:44 package deal. [snorts]
05:46
05:46 >> Ooh, that's nice. That's nice. That
05:50
05:50 tastes like fresh apples. Like if you
05:52
05:52 went to a vintage orchard and you picked
05:54
05:54 the apples yourself and you put them in
05:56
05:56 that like classic like apple smush. You
05:59
05:59 know what I'm talking about? It has like
05:60
05:60 a wooden barrel on the bottom and
06:02
06:02 there's like a little metal little penis
06:05
06:05 looking thing that comes out the top and
06:06
06:06 you like crank the little thing down and
06:08
06:08 it like smooshes the apples. Like that's
06:11
06:11 what this tastes like. It tastes like a
06:13
06:13 fresh
06:15
06:15 >> apple. It's nice man. It's nice. Good
06:17
06:17 summertime drink right here. So Sound
06:18
06:18 Bite Cider. Uh they're here in Everett.
06:21
06:21 So if you guys want to check them out,
06:23
06:23 come check them out. Not sponsored. Just
06:24
06:24 want to show off some local stuff. So
06:26
06:26 cheers, buddy. Uh will I drink all this
06:29
06:29 this morning? Probably. And uh we'll see
06:31
06:31 how far I get. 32 ounces. I'm pouring it
06:33
06:33 into my cup off screen over here, guys.
06:35
06:35 So just so you know, it's not me peeing
06:37
06:37 on the floor, although might possibly
06:40
06:40 happen. So we'll see. Uh but buddy, do
06:42
06:42 you have a you got a question for us
06:44
06:44 this week or what do you want to talk
06:46
06:46 about?
06:46
06:46 >> Yeah, I actually I actually do. Thank
06:48
06:48 you. Nice segue there, Sean. Uh, yes, I
06:50
06:50 do. I do have a question of the day to
06:54
06:54 spark your morning drive or your
06:56
06:56 mid-after afternoon listen um or your
06:58
06:58 nighttime like just put me to bed
06:60
06:60 because I'm tired of listening to you
07:01
07:01 guys kind of question. Um, here we go.
07:04
07:04 Sean, here is the question of the day
07:06
07:06 for you and everybody else. Sean, if an
07:09
07:09 alien offered you a 15-day journey
07:12
07:12 across the galaxy, but when you
07:14
07:14 returned, 15 years would have passed on
07:17
07:17 Earth, would you go?
07:20
07:20 >> You know what's funny? I think I saw
07:21
07:21 that same question.
07:24
07:24 So, that's kind our our algorithms are
07:26
07:26 are communicating with each other. So,
07:29
07:29 >> or it's just getting bored, you know,
07:30
07:30 and just recycling all the same [ __ ]
07:33
07:33 across the, you know.
07:34
07:34 >> Oh, yeah. Yeah. Something's happening. I
07:36
07:36 mean, speaking of aliens, I have an
07:37
07:37 alien right now in the background for my
07:38
07:38 little thing here. Um,
07:41
07:41 >> I would I don't know in the moment where
07:43
07:43 I'm at now in my life, I don't know if I
07:47
07:47 would actually
07:49
07:49 do it. But if you talked to me like I
07:52
07:52 don't know 10 years ago, uh I would
07:55
07:55 probably say yeah because why not, you
07:57
07:57 know, take a take a ride with an alien
07:59
07:59 to to worlds outside of our galaxy, you
08:02
08:02 know, that could be freaking amazing,
08:04
08:04 you know, meet these alien women, right?
08:07
08:07 Maybe maybe have an alien kid somewhere,
08:09
08:09 you know, and then 15 year 15 days later
08:12
08:12 I'm I'm back and like nothing ever
08:14
08:14 happened.
08:16
08:16 I don't see the consequences of that.
08:18
08:18 But right now in my current state of
08:20
08:20 life, I would say it's too much work,
08:23
08:23 too much effort, too much effort. Like,
08:25
08:25 where am I going to take a [ __ ] You
08:27
08:27 know, do aliens have toilets? Like, is
08:29
08:29 that is that a thing? Do they have them?
08:32
08:32 Um,
08:33
08:33 you know, so I I probably wouldn't. I'd
08:35
08:35 be like, "Thank you for the offer, Mr.
08:36
08:36 Alien, but uh I know I know a man named
08:39
08:39 Joshua who's really willing and able uh
08:42
08:42 to go with you." So yeah, that's what I
08:45
08:45 would do.
08:46
08:46 >> All right, just for some context,
08:47
08:47 everybody, Sean needs to use the
08:49
08:49 bathroom constantly. So no matter if
08:52
08:52 he's in space or on sitting where he's
08:53
08:53 at right now, the first thing he thinks
08:54
08:54 of is taking a [ __ ]
08:56
08:56 >> Um so there's context for that.
08:58
08:58 [laughter]
08:59
08:59 Sean is constantly thinking about taking
09:01
09:01 a [ __ ]
09:03
09:03 >> And um he's probably blown out his
09:05
09:05 O-ring more times than you know a clown
09:07
09:07 has laughed. This guy just that thing is
09:09
09:09 totally worn out.
09:10
09:10 >> It's blown out right now. sorry for his
09:12
09:12 >> Yeah, he's he's in trouble. Um, with
09:16
09:16 that said, you know, I when I saw this
09:18
09:18 pop up in my algorithm, I I had to think
09:20
09:20 about this because I do feel like
09:23
09:23 depending on the stage of life you're
09:24
09:24 in, you know, like where you were at, it
09:27
09:27 really helps you answer this question.
09:29
09:29 And for me, you know, it's like a
09:31
09:31 soularching life question. And right now
09:34
09:34 the age I'm at and the people I have in
09:36
09:36 my life I think some of them not to
09:40
09:40 bring this down but like might not have
09:42
09:42 15 years left in their life.
09:45
09:45 >> Okay. Um, so the h the human and the
09:48
09:48 emotion and and that side of me just
09:50
09:50 personally I think right now like you
09:53
09:53 Sean 15 years I would I would regret
09:56
09:56 even though I got to see the cosmos even
09:58
09:58 though I got to find out that aliens are
10:01
10:01 real or the galaxy is as vast as it
10:03
10:03 looks and it appears to all of us. Um I
10:05
10:05 would rather spend whether it's 15 days
10:08
10:08 or 15 years here with the people that I
10:12
10:12 love and my friends and my family. So, I
10:15
10:15 too would stay here because I think life
10:18
10:18 is valuable. Um, the stars are going to
10:21
10:21 be there. As far as we know, it's always
10:22
10:22 been there. And I would much and and I
10:26
10:26 would much rather have somebody go
10:29
10:29 that's dedicated their life to the
10:31
10:31 subject than for me to take that from
10:34
10:34 them who somebody's really passionate
10:36
10:36 about going out there and and seeing it.
10:38
10:38 Um,
10:40
10:40 >> yeah, just 15 days or 15 years left. I I
10:42
10:42 I I want to spend that time with either
10:44
10:44 you Sean, either our followers, you
10:46
10:46 know, our listeners, um the friends we
10:48
10:48 haven't made yet, the friends that we
10:50
10:50 will make in the next 15 years.
10:52
10:52 >> Um
10:54
10:54 >> that is personally where I'm at right
10:56
10:56 now. And uh if I ever get the chance, I
10:58
10:58 will hopefully uh get to meet an alien,
11:01
11:01 but I'll have to pass on that journey
11:04
11:04 today.
11:05
11:05 >> Same boat then. Cool beans, man. Cool
11:07
11:07 beans. But I know younger you. younger
11:09
11:09 you when you were down in San Diego
11:10
11:10 living your best life getting pissed on
11:12
11:12 by jellyfish or whatever you did. Um I
11:15
11:15 feel like younger you would have taken
11:16
11:16 that opportunity. Am I wrong in that?
11:18
11:18 >> I think the younger me would have just
11:19
11:19 been high as [ __ ] and think I was stoned
11:21
11:21 and been like I'm not you guys are I
11:23
11:23 would probably run from the aliens. I'd
11:25
11:25 be too sad be like I'm tripping out bro.
11:27
11:27 Guess what happened to me yesterday?
11:29
11:29 High on mushrooms and weed and just
11:31
11:31 Yeah. They be like Josh seen you in 15
11:34
11:34 years. [laughter]
11:35
11:35 >> Yeah. Exactly.
11:38
11:38 And I'd be like, "Was it that long?"
11:40
11:40 >> Yeah. [laughter] Because when you come
11:41
11:41 back, everybody would have aged 15
11:42
11:42 years, right? Everybody be old as [ __ ]
11:46
11:46 >> It would the world would just be
11:48
11:48 different, you know? And the tragedy
11:49
11:49 would be like what if you came back in
11:50
11:50 15 years and the world was gone.
11:52
11:52 >> Oh [ __ ] And the aliens came back kind
11:55
11:55 of thing, dude. Like they knew, you
11:58
11:58 know,
11:58
11:58 >> split off and giant Yeah. Everything
11:60
12:00 just changes, dude. Like how 15 years
12:02
12:02 things are going to change within the
12:03
12:03 next three to five. Imagine what 15
12:06
12:06 years looks like
12:07
12:07 >> um just for humanity and society and
12:09
12:09 just how we all get along. It's going to
12:10
12:10 be crazy. So
12:12
12:12 >> anyway, speaking of uh getting along,
12:14
12:14 buddy, let's get along with this chat
12:17
12:17 with us section. Uh we got some chat
12:19
12:19 with us topics for the week uh that
12:21
12:21 we're going to talk about. And chat with
12:22
12:22 us is basically uh the topics we talk
12:24
12:24 about for the week. Uh if you're new
12:26
12:26 here, hi. We are Sean and Joshua, your
12:28
12:28 two new best friends. And uh thank you
12:30
12:30 for joining us. You know, we're here.
12:32
12:32 We're vibing. Hope you're vibing, too.
12:34
12:34 Um, Joshua, these are the top. We have a
12:37
12:37 [ __ ] ton of them. I don't even realize.
12:39
12:39 >> We have We might have too many.
12:41
12:41 Everybody again, you have to be watching
12:43
12:43 us to know how many just popped up on
12:44
12:44 the page. Sean will read them off in a
12:45
12:45 second. Uh, but we got a lot. We'll see
12:47
12:47 if we get to them.
12:48
12:48 >> Um, speaking of heading on over uh or
12:51
12:51 seeing us, head on over to Sorry for the
12:53
12:53 late.live and you can come check out the
12:56
12:56 video portion of the podcast if you want
12:58
12:58 the visual aspect. If not, uh, feel free
12:59
12:59 to just keep listening. I know our
13:01
13:01 sultry voices will take you on a
13:03
13:03 journey, but the topics for the week are
13:05
13:05 as followed. Uh, number one is free
13:07
13:07 falling. Number two is where I end and
13:10
13:10 AI begins. Number three is furry
13:15
13:15 friends. Sorry, Joshua. [laughter]
13:18
13:18 This is a visual thing you have to
13:19
13:19 realize in some of this. Uh, but sorry,
13:23
13:23 the third one was furry friends and the
13:27
13:27 fourth one, sorry, I can count. I can
13:28
13:28 count [laughter] is what came first and
13:33
13:33 then the last topic is going to be uh
13:35
13:35 figure it out a recurring segment on
13:37
13:37 this podcast. So
13:40
13:40 >> Joshua uh the reason I wanted to bring
13:42
13:42 up the chat with the section and get
13:43
13:43 into that is because the freef falling
13:46
13:46 topic that I put in here for us is about
13:49
13:49 space. So I feel fitting that we had an
13:53
13:53 alien question. Uh but this is a space
13:56
13:56 question my dude and I'm still
13:58
13:58 Let me preface this by saying I may be
14:01
14:01 stupid uh because I thought a lot harder
14:06
14:06 than I think I should be thinking on
14:08
14:08 this thing. So, I'm going to ask you a
14:10
14:10 question, my dude.
14:10
14:10 >> The phrasing on that, just the way you
14:12
14:12 put that together, [laughter] it's got
14:14
14:14 me feeling stupid. Jesus.
14:16
14:16 >> Listen. All right. Listen. It's the
14:17
14:17 morning. My brain's not 100% connecting
14:19
14:19 the synapses right now. So, just go with
14:21
14:21 me. Go with me on this journey for a
14:23
14:23 second. So last night I had a wild
14:27
14:27 dream. I had a dream where I was like
14:30
14:30 sewn out of my body, right? And then I
14:32
14:32 was going through the sky and through
14:35
14:35 like the atmosphere and I was witnessing
14:38
14:38 the earth falling in freef fall, right?
14:42
14:42 And then I woke up and I had to ask
14:45
14:45 myself like, is the earth constantly
14:48
14:48 falling? Right? And so then I looked
14:51
14:51 that up
14:52
14:52 >> and the short answer was yes.
14:56
14:56 >> Um be but because the gravity of the
14:60
14:60 sun, we're not falling necessarily.
15:03
15:03 We're being like pulled in by the sun,
15:06
15:06 but because we're spinning, we're like
15:08
15:08 doing an orbit, right? But then I still
15:12
15:12 couldn't comprehend. I couldn't
15:13
15:13 comprehend. And I was like
15:16
15:16 >> like [snorts] space, right?
15:19
15:19 Is everything falling in space? You
15:22
15:22 know, do you know what I mean? Does that
15:24
15:24 make sense? Like if if you had a a room,
15:27
15:27 right, a room and we say that our galaxy
15:31
15:31 is in the middle of that room, right?
15:33
15:33 Not being suspended by anything like
15:36
15:36 >> Mhm.
15:37
15:37 >> is is it falling down, you know? Does
15:40
15:40 that make sense? And like am I
15:42
15:42 explaining this right? Like is
15:43
15:43 everything kind of just falling
15:45
15:45 indefinitely or
15:47
15:47 >> is there like an invisible hook that's
15:49
15:49 holding like everything like in the
15:52
15:52 center, you know?
15:55
15:55 >> Does that make any sense?
15:56
15:56 >> No, it it it does make sense if you have
15:59
15:59 to give like reference to an up or a
16:02
16:02 down.
16:03
16:03 >> But I think in space, as little as I
16:06
16:06 know about, I don't really think there
16:07
16:07 is an up or a down. There is just what?
16:10
16:10 There's just an everything, which is
16:12
16:12 weird to say like how is there just an
16:14
16:14 everything? There's no [clears throat]
16:16
16:16 up or I think up and down really is just
16:19
16:19 relative to like where you are with
16:22
16:22 gravity in a way, but gravity is a weird
16:24
16:24 thing, too. So,
16:26
16:26 >> if you jump off a building on Earth and
16:28
16:28 you're you're going to go down, you're
16:30
16:30 going to hit the ground, you're going to
16:31
16:31 go splat, right? So, there's there's
16:32
16:32 there's reference to up and down when
16:34
16:34 you're on the planet, right? in a way.
16:37
16:37 Um, gravity just pulls you towards,
16:39
16:39 >> you know, the ground. I guess you want
16:40
16:40 to call it the ground down. Um, but I
16:44
16:44 don't think the [snorts] Earth is going
16:46
16:46 down or up. It just exists.
16:49
16:49 >> Yeah. Do you think we're just like in a
16:50
16:50 like a state of like like if you had a
16:52
16:52 cube of Jell-O, right, and we are just
16:54
16:54 like smacked in the middle? Like is that
16:56
16:56 the better visual? Like we're not like
16:59
16:59 we're not necessarily going up or down,
17:01
17:01 but we're also not incapable of going up
17:03
17:03 and down, you know, because it's like
17:05
17:05 you could still kind of traverse it.
17:06
17:06 Like is that better visual? Us being
17:08
17:08 stuck in a cube jello
17:10
17:10 >> like suspended.
17:11
17:11 >> Yeah, like suspended. I guess
17:13
17:13 >> suspended in space with I mean being
17:16
17:16 pulled towards the center of our galaxy
17:19
17:19 which they say is is a like a mega black
17:22
17:22 hole like a super black hole.
17:24
17:24 >> Yeah. Um,
17:26
17:26 yeah. I don't think there really is an
17:27
17:27 up or down, man. I think that's only in
17:29
17:29 reference to like us being us being
17:31
17:31 here,
17:31
17:31 >> you know, in a in a in a where we can
17:33
17:33 feel gravity. Cuz when you're in, you
17:35
17:35 know, even when you're in the ocean,
17:36
17:36 right? You're just kind of suspended
17:38
17:38 like you're saying, that feeling of not
17:39
17:39 going up or down. You're kind of just
17:40
17:40 floating. You're suspended. Um, but then
17:43
17:43 I guess if you swim down in that
17:45
17:45 three-dimensional space, like an actual
17:47
17:47 down, you you will hit the bottom of the
17:50
17:50 ocean. That's just kind of where you'll
17:51
17:51 end up going. Um,
17:54
17:54 yeah. So, I think it's a trippy concept.
17:57
17:57 Yeah.
17:58
17:58 >> Like basically suspended. Yeah.
17:60
18:00 >> Yeah. That was my dream. So, I don't
18:01
18:01 know. Somebody smarter than us can
18:03
18:03 [ __ ] let us know in the comments what
18:05
18:05 the [ __ ] is happening because my brain
18:07
18:07 still cannot comprehend everything on
18:09
18:09 that.
18:10
18:10 >> So, I think there is like when you look
18:11
18:11 at dream books and what things mean. Um,
18:14
18:14 if you had that feeling of just falling
18:16
18:16 or up or down, I believe, you know, if I
18:18
18:18 would have known what this topic was
18:20
18:20 going to be up be about, I might have
18:21
18:21 looked it up.
18:22
18:22 >> Oh, but the problem is Joshua,
18:24
18:24 >> I wasn't the one falling, you know. I
18:26
18:26 was just bear witness to the earth being
18:30
18:30 falling. You're just free falling just
18:32
18:32 indefinitely. It was just like,
18:34
18:34 >> okay.
18:35
18:35 >> Yeah. I was just looking out at the
18:37
18:37 earth just kind of falling rapid motion,
18:41
18:41 you know. But like I think even I think
18:44
18:44 even visually that has reference when it
18:46
18:46 comes to dreams and interpretation. So
18:48
18:48 the the actual falling of objects or
18:51
18:51 whatever it could have life meaning or
18:53
18:53 or you know I wish I wish I was an
18:55
18:55 expert in this field because I do love
18:56
18:56 dreams. Dreams I think are just a whole
18:59
18:59 another world into like
19:01
19:01 >> our imagination. Maybe it's a whole
19:03
19:03 another dimension the multiverse you
19:04
19:04 know people talk about. But I I love
19:06
19:06 dreams. I wish I could dream more. Um,
19:09
19:09 but sometimes I feel like I just don't
19:10
19:10 have dreams. Like I go into just this
19:13
19:13 space of like uh like like it's like
19:16
19:16 it's a dark like you close the door
19:18
19:18 behind you in a closet and it just goes
19:20
19:20 black,
19:20
19:20 >> you know? There's no real, you know,
19:22
19:22 hold your breath. There's it's like a
19:24
19:24 stillness, you know, which which those
19:26
19:26 dreams kind of are bummer because you
19:27
19:27 don't even know if you have them or not.
19:28
19:28 But um I wish I could dream more. That'd
19:32
19:32 be that'd be fun. Um
19:34
19:34 >> I hope one day you can dream more,
19:36
19:36 buddy.
19:37
19:37 >> Yeah.
19:38
19:38 And speaking of dreams, last night, uh,
19:40
19:40 side quest here, I I tried melatonin for
19:43
19:43 the first time in a long time.
19:44
19:44 >> Oh, wow. How'd that go for you?
19:46
19:46 >> Yeah, I popped I forget how many. Was it
19:48
19:48 like 10 milligrams or something like
19:49
19:49 that?
19:50
19:50 >> I popped 10. I was like, "Holy [ __ ] No
19:52
19:52 wonder you're tired."
19:54
19:54 >> I think I think it was a I think it was
19:55
19:55 a 10 a 10 little It was a It was a
19:57
19:57 gummy, man.
19:58
19:58 >> Um I don't know. Sometimes when I try
20:01
20:01 things for the first time, I'm like, was
20:02
20:02 I really tired? because I did get off
20:04
20:04 super late last night and I've been
20:06
20:06 working long hours and lack of sleep.
20:08
20:08 So, can I blame the gummy for the good
20:10
20:10 for the just going hard in the sleepy
20:13
20:13 time last night or
20:15
20:15 >> did the you know, I don't know. I'm just
20:17
20:17 I'm going to figure it out. But I I'm
20:18
20:18 going to keep trying them, you know, and
20:20
20:20 see if the
20:21
20:21 >> I just want to I don't want to form a uh
20:24
20:24 what is it? A um addiction.
20:26
20:26 >> Not a habit. What is it? Uh
20:28
20:28 >> a reliance. when you a reliance or um
20:31
20:31 No, it's when you get become like immune
20:33
20:33 to something, you know, like it no
20:34
20:34 longer affects you anymore. A
20:36
20:36 resistance. Yeah, I don't want to form a
20:37
20:37 resistance. So, I think I should scale
20:39
20:39 back. I think I should just like maybe
20:40
20:40 micro dose these things along the way.
20:42
20:42 Like
20:43
20:43 >> scoot along instead of just pop a heavy
20:46
20:46 pill and just go for it.
20:47
20:47 >> You know what? Actually, for preference
20:49
20:49 or for reference or context, as Joshua
20:51
20:51 said earlier, uh Joshua does not take a
20:54
20:54 lot of medicine or pills. Joshua's a
20:56
20:56 more natural hippie vibe, right? Joshua
20:59
20:59 would rather like
20:60
20:60 >> have a daffodil inserted in his anus in
21:03
21:03 order for him to fall asleep kind of
21:04
21:04 thing. Um, so for Joshua to be taking
21:07
21:07 melatonin is a kind of like a a big deal
21:10
21:10 in the the Joshua universe. So that's
21:12
21:12 kind of wild, buddy. You know, hopefully
21:14
21:14 it helps. But yeah, I would say
21:16
21:16 definitely I would say probably like
21:17
21:17 half those, you know, so you can
21:19
21:19 >> not build a tolerance.
21:22
21:22 >> There you go. Tolerance is what I was I
21:23
21:23 was looking for. Yeah. I'll try it. Why
21:26
21:26 not? You know, if it's organic, sure,
21:29
21:29 try or whatever. I mean, is melatonin
21:31
21:31 organic? Answer that question.
21:32
21:32 >> I mean, is any pill that is made
21:35
21:35 organic? You know,
21:37
21:37 >> true.
21:38
21:38 >> I don't know if it is. [clears throat]
21:41
21:41 >> Oh, before we move on, buddy, hang on.
21:43
21:43 One thing real quick that I just
21:45
21:45 remembered after you said the word
21:46
21:46 organic.
21:47
21:47 >> Um,
21:48
21:48 >> for the record, everybody, I am no
21:50
21:50 longer on bar soaps. I have decided to
21:54
21:54 humbly cancel them uh from existence.
21:57
21:57 They are cancelled. I'm sorry for the
21:59
21:59 delay. Uh we are now jelly bellies. All
22:02
22:02 right. We are jelly fellas and uh that's
22:05
22:05 what we we're going to use going
22:07
22:07 forward. Using the jellies now, buddy.
22:08
22:08 That's what I'm using now.
22:10
22:10 >> Okay.
22:11
22:11 >> Are you checking the jellies? Are you
22:12
22:12 checking the ingredients on these
22:14
22:14 jellies? Cuz some of those have like
22:15
22:15 silica and all the stuff that's not good
22:17
22:17 for your body.
22:18
22:18 >> That's the ones that are bad for me.
22:19
22:19 That's the ones I want cuz they're
22:20
22:20 cheap. They work and they smell nice.
22:24
22:24 >> Jesus.
22:25
22:25 >> I'm here for a short time, not a long
22:27
22:27 time, buddy.
22:29
22:29 >> Okay. All right. That answers that
22:32
22:32 question. I'm still sticking with my
22:33
22:33 Sasquatch bars of soap in my baggie. And
22:36
22:36 if you don't know what the hell we're
22:37
22:37 talking about, it's like five episodes
22:38
22:38 ago. We were, you know, you're going to
22:40
22:40 have to go back and Yeah, Sean has a
22:42
22:42 whole
22:42
22:42 >> These are called callbacks to previous
22:44
22:44 episodes. It gives you reason to go back
22:46
22:46 and listen to the lore.
22:48
22:48 >> So, there's that.
22:49
22:49 >> There you go. There you go. All right.
22:50
22:50 Should we move on?
22:51
22:51 >> Let's move on, buddy. Let's go. Uh,
22:53
22:53 where I begin and a Sorry, scratch that.
22:56
22:56 Reverse it. Uh, where I end AI begins.
23:00
23:00 What is this about, buddy? Are we
23:01
23:01 turning into AI bots? Is that what's
23:03
23:03 happening?
23:03
23:03 >> No. So, okay. So, here's the whole thing
23:06
23:06 is we are moving into an AI world,
23:08
23:08 right? We This is unavoidable. This is
23:11
23:11 something that we cannot get away from.
23:13
23:13 Unfortunately, it's it's like a clock.
23:15
23:15 You cannot rewind it and just have the
23:17
23:17 same effect. It's just like things have
23:19
23:19 changed and we have to succumb to what's
23:22
23:22 happening. So my thought behind this is
23:26
23:26 from a human perspective like who we are
23:29
23:29 and what we consider ourselves like when
23:31
23:31 we look in the mirror like who we are
23:32
23:32 personally who we consider ourselves um
23:35
23:35 emotionally organically like what we are
23:38
23:38 how much it how much are we willing to
23:42
23:42 give away to this new AI version of what
23:46
23:46 will become us eventually like how much
23:48
23:48 of ourselves
23:50
23:50 >> am I going to end organically and the AI
23:53
23:53 will just start to
23:56
23:56 become my thoughts, become everything
23:58
23:58 that I do. It's the it's the becomes the
23:60
23:60 food I eat, becomes the music I listen
24:01
24:01 to, it becomes everything at the clothes
24:03
24:03 I wear. It just becomes who I am now
24:05
24:05 instead of me making like again organic
24:08
24:08 decisions without being influenced
24:11
24:11 um is where my train of thought is. And
24:14
24:14 for me personally to speak on this
24:16
24:16 topic, I want to continue to try and
24:19
24:19 stay as human as possible.
24:22
24:22 >> Mhm.
24:22
24:22 >> And what I mean by that is the friends I
24:24
24:24 make, I don't want it to be text on a
24:26
24:26 screen. I don't want it to be um
24:30
24:30 anything that that
24:33
24:33 takes me away from a more human
24:35
24:35 experience. Um again, what does it mean
24:37
24:37 to be human? But for me, organic human
24:39
24:39 interaction is something I think I will
24:41
24:41 always value over doom scrolling. And
24:43
24:43 again, I think this is a part of what
24:45
24:45 we're doing here on this podcast is I
24:47
24:47 think even though we use a lot of AI, we
24:49
24:49 have fun with AI music and AI imaging
24:51
24:51 and and these are again, these are
24:52
24:52 tools, this is a form of artwork, I
24:55
24:55 think the connection I really want to
24:56
24:56 form through this podcast and and with
24:58
24:58 you Sean and everybody listening is I
24:60
24:60 want human connection still. Um, and I
25:03
25:03 do I do not want the human side of me to
25:06
25:06 ever end and the AI part of this what's
25:09
25:09 coming to take over because I think
25:11
25:11 there's still value in being living and
25:13
25:13 alive and going outside and getting um
25:16
25:16 real life experience instead of living
25:18
25:18 them out through a virtual world which
25:20
25:20 is where this place is going right now.
25:22
25:22 So, I'm just curious, Sean, as far as
25:24
25:24 you go, and maybe some of our listeners
25:26
25:26 can ask themselves this question. How
25:28
25:28 how much of a human are, you know, how
25:30
25:30 much do you want to continue to be? And
25:32
25:32 then how much are you going to let
25:32
25:32 yourself go to this AI world we're going
25:35
25:35 into?
25:36
25:36 >> Okay. Um, all of it. Everything. I want
25:40
25:40 everything to be AI from me.
25:42
25:42 >> Every single thing. I want every
25:43
25:43 thought, every emotion, every feeling,
25:46
25:46 every ounce of me I want to be AI
25:49
25:49 because that will be a legacy in itself,
25:52
25:52 buddy. I will not die. I will continue
25:55
25:55 in perpetuity
25:58
25:58 forever thanks to AI. That's what I
26:00
26:00 want. That's what I want. I want you to
26:03
26:03 go to down the street and you know, you
26:05
26:05 walk into a store and the little ding,
26:08
26:08 right? I want that to be me in the
26:10
26:10 future. All right? I want that ding ding
26:12
26:12 to be my voice because of AI. You know,
26:15
26:15 I want every choice, every choice I make
26:18
26:18 to be AI driven. You know, I want to
26:22
26:22 wake up in the morning and I just want I
26:24
26:24 just want AI to be like today, Sean, you
26:27
26:27 are going to eat bananas. And I'm going
26:29
26:29 to go, okay, cool. I'll have bananas.
26:31
26:31 [ __ ] it. Let's do it. Let's rock these
26:32
26:32 bananas. You know, that's what that's
26:34
26:34 what I want, buddy. That's what I want.
26:35
26:35 I want to succumb to AI. I want an AI
26:38
26:38 girlfriend. I want an AI pet. I want an
26:41
26:41 AI girlfriend again. Two AI girlfriends.
26:43
26:43 Why not? [ __ ] it. You know, that's
26:45
26:45 that's what I want. But that's the
26:46
26:46 future that I want. Uh I will not have
26:49
26:49 any drinking water. I will go on record
26:51
26:51 saying that. As of right now, there will
26:52
26:52 be no drinking water for me. But I will
26:56
26:56 be happy. So yeah, you can have your
26:59
26:59 organic whatever. All right. Your
27:01
27:01 halfmelatonins, your dandelions. All
27:04
27:04 right. I I will take computer driven all
27:08
27:08 day. Okay. To answer your question, if
27:12
27:12 if it uh if it comes down to it, would
27:14
27:14 you pick a real human partner for life
27:18
27:18 or would you buy one of those like
27:19
27:19 $20,000 robots that just kind of like is
27:23
27:23 there for everything and all things you
27:25
27:25 need it for?
27:26
27:26 >> But it would do everything I asked.
27:29
27:29 >> Yeah. So, you you basically um sorry to
27:31
27:31 your partner, but um hopefully she
27:32
27:32 doesn't hear this part, but would you
27:34
27:34 would you replace would you replace your
27:36
27:36 current girl your current partner with
27:38
27:38 one of those $25,000 dolls
27:40
27:40 >> that just that is just on your every
27:43
27:43 every becking call like anything you
27:45
27:45 wanted it to do. Dress up the way you
27:47
27:47 wanted it to do. Do whatever. Do the you
27:50
27:50 know, pull the weeds. Whatever you
27:51
27:51 wanted it to do, you totally cut that
27:54
27:54 person out of your life and now you buy
27:55
27:55 this robot that can do all of it. Uh,
27:58
27:58 the short answer, yes, buddy. I would
28:01
28:01 [laughter] [ __ ]
28:02
28:02 >> I would. Hang on. Here's the caveat.
28:04
28:04 Here is
28:05
28:05 >> Don't say that.
28:06
28:06 >> Here's the caveat.
28:07
28:07 >> No,
28:08
28:08 >> I will.
28:09
28:09 >> I would.
28:11
28:11 >> Because I could program that AI bot in
28:15
28:15 order to be like my old lady right now.
28:19
28:19 >> Gosh darn it. [laughter]
28:21
28:21 >> There you go.
28:22
28:22 >> Goodness.
28:22
28:22 >> There you go. You're welcome, internet.
28:24
28:24 You're welcome. I got you figured out.
28:26
28:26 All right. No drinking water, but you're
28:27
28:27 going to be fun and live forever.
28:31
28:31 >> I couldn't do it. I I love the way my
28:33
28:33 girlfriend pisses me off sometimes. So,
28:34
28:34 >> yeah, but you could program the AI to do
28:36
28:36 the same thing.
28:37
28:37 >> No, but then you can you can hit a
28:39
28:39 switch and then have it apologize and
28:41
28:41 cry for you and you know what I mean?
28:43
28:43 >> You don't have to. You don't have to.
28:45
28:45 >> No, but that's what's going to happen
28:47
28:47 because people are, you know, people
28:49
28:49 just want others to cate. I don't know,
28:52
28:52 man. I just I don't know. I think or an
28:55
28:55 or I think a a real good argument makes
28:58
28:58 for way a way better makeup, you know,
29:01
29:01 call it bedroom gymnastics, whatever you
29:03
29:03 want to call it. You know what?
29:04
29:04 [laughter] Like
29:06
29:06 >> you can do the same thing, buddy. You
29:08
29:08 can do the same thing with my AI wife.
29:11
29:11 >> All right, man. Okay. All right. We're
29:12
29:12 going to have to differ on this one.
29:14
29:14 Maybe I'm just
29:15
29:15 >> listen. Listen, buddy.
29:16
29:16 >> 10 years older than you. Whatever it is,
29:17
29:17 but I still like this. Joshua, in 10
29:20
29:20 years from now when I got my AI wife
29:21
29:21 next to me, okay, I'll let you have a
29:23
29:23 go. You know, I I'll wipe a [laughter]
29:25
29:25 memory clean afterwards, but I'll let
29:27
29:27 you I'll let you take a turn taking a
29:29
29:29 ride in the the human computer.
29:32
29:32 [laughter]
29:34
29:34 >> Hey, well, if if the the creators of
29:36
29:36 these bots are listening, can you create
29:38
29:38 a self-cleaning mode? Cuz if Sean is
29:40
29:40 sharing his bot people, it's there's
29:42
29:42 going to be a it's going to be a messy
29:44
29:44 Friday night. It's not going to be good,
29:47
29:47 man. [laughter] It's not you'd be
29:48
29:48 ringing this bot out. You know what I
29:50
29:50 mean? Who wants a turn with this? Put a
29:52
29:52 quarter in that and just have your way
29:54
29:54 with it. Oh my goodness.
29:55
29:55 >> Oh, I can't wait for you to make that
29:56
29:56 into a short. The internet's going to
29:58
29:58 love it. [laughter]
30:00
30:00 >> Yeah, please create a self-cleaning bot
30:03
30:03 because this guy's sharing it with
30:04
30:04 everybody. [laughter]
30:06
30:06 >> All right. Well, speaking of uh sharing
30:08
30:08 things with everybody. Hey, what is this
30:10
30:10 furry friends thing?
30:13
30:13 >> Uh furry friends. Okay. All right. So,
30:15
30:15 because we're on the trip of, you know,
30:18
30:18 what's real, if we're sharing our bots
30:20
30:20 with people or not, you know, like
30:22
30:22 [laughter]
30:23
30:23 like how this is all going to go. So,
30:25
30:25 again, going back to this whole world
30:28
30:28 we're getting into, robots and all this
30:30
30:30 stuff, I wanted to I wanted to throw out
30:32
30:32 there the scenario of what animals kind
30:37
30:37 of still are furry friends, man's best
30:39
30:39 friend. What exists out there that maybe
30:42
30:42 AI cannot replace? Like bots cannot
30:46
30:46 replace these things as far as our man's
30:47
30:47 best friend, right? Like things that
30:49
30:49 that we emotionally connect with.
30:50
30:50 >> No,
30:52
30:52 I just went on record saying that I
30:54
30:54 would give up everything for an AI wife,
30:56
30:56 right?
30:57
30:57 >> Man's best friend. That has to be the
30:59
30:59 most simple thing that you can [ __ ]
31:02
31:02 create with AI, bro. Like, what the [ __ ]
31:04
31:04 is wrong? Do Okay, let me put something
31:06
31:06 back in your timeline here. Do you
31:08
31:08 remember Tomagotchis?
31:10
31:10 >> Tomagotchis, Joshua,
31:11
31:11 >> I don't remember Tomagotchi, bro.
31:13
31:13 >> Tomagotchis were these little tiny
31:15
31:15 things that were like a quote unquote
31:17
31:17 digital pet and people [ __ ] loved
31:19
31:19 them. People still love them. So,
31:22
31:22 >> if you can take a Tamagotchi and give it
31:25
31:25 to the world and people will love it
31:27
31:27 more than a pet, then you can easily
31:30
31:30 replace man's best friend, bro. So,
31:32
31:32 there's that. Now, if you're asking
31:35
31:35 >> I just
31:36
31:36 >> what AI can't replace, which I think was
31:38
31:38 the question. Uh I'm half paying
31:40
31:40 attention because I'm thinking about my
31:41
31:41 AI wife again. Um then I will say the
31:44
31:44 one thing that probably AI can't replace
31:48
31:48 would probably be like
31:52
31:52 Nah. No, I'm I'm holding my guns, buddy.
31:54
31:54 I don't I think AI can replace
31:56
31:56 everything. I think computers can
31:57
31:57 replace every single thing in existence
31:60
32:00 to a point that you will be
32:02
32:02 unrecognizably
32:05
32:05 happy with. Like even you.
32:09
32:09 >> Okay. So, we're we're you're cool with
32:11
32:11 taking the stance of replacing every
32:12
32:12 furry friend.
32:14
32:14 >> Mhm.
32:15
32:15 >> Or or dogs or animals or whatever that
32:17
32:17 that create um you know like replace
32:20
32:20 machines and and
32:21
32:21 >> Yes. Actually, yes.
32:22
32:22 >> Pollute.
32:23
32:23 >> Yes. Because
32:25
32:25 one, my robo-dog will not take a fat
32:28
32:28 [ ] [ ] on my floor, right? My
32:31
32:31 robo-dog will not throw up when it gets
32:34
32:34 a little bit car sick, right? I don't
32:36
32:36 have to feed my robo-dog other than
32:37
32:37 plugging it in, giving it electricity,
32:39
32:39 right? But it can do that on its own cuz
32:41
32:41 it's smart enough to plug itself in, you
32:43
32:43 know? I can have it download new tricks,
32:46
32:46 right? It can bring me a beer from the
32:48
32:48 fridge when papa needs a drink, you
32:50
32:50 know? Yes, your furry little friend can
32:52
32:52 do that, too. But mine's not going to
32:54
32:54 die in 15 years. Okay. I just have to
32:56
32:56 get a new model. Different. [laughter]
32:59
32:59 >> So, yeah, I'm okay. I'm okay with
33:01
33:01 replacing it.
33:02
33:02 >> Replace the furry friends. Damn. Okay.
33:05
33:05 Jeez. I Well, because I was about to ask
33:07
33:07 you because you don't have a dog yet,
33:08
33:08 uh, or an animal at all, what would be
33:11
33:11 what would what would you want with your
33:13
33:13 current state of play here?
33:16
33:16 >> Um, what kind of dog would you want? Or
33:18
33:18 what kind of animal would you want? Are
33:19
33:19 you just waiting till they come out with
33:21
33:21 these AI events? AI pets of this.
33:23
33:23 >> You're not going to get a
33:24
33:24 >> I'm not going to get no pets until they
33:26
33:26 come out with some good ones that I can
33:28
33:28 download, you know.
33:29
33:29 >> Well, cuz I do know on a personal note,
33:32
33:32 I do know you were talking to your, you
33:35
33:35 know, your significant other about
33:36
33:36 getting a pet. Um, so it sounds like you
33:39
33:39 want to replace her and get a pet. So,
33:41
33:41 I'm like,
33:42
33:42 >> yeah, you know what? [laughter]
33:45
33:45 >> You've given me context for how 20 years
33:48
33:48 from now it's going to look like when I
33:49
33:49 go into your house. It's going to be
33:51
33:51 >> you have a bunch of randoms in there
33:53
33:53 [ __ ] your dolls and then you're going
33:55
33:55 to have your dog sitting on your lap
33:56
33:56 that's not [ __ ] [laughter] you
33:58
33:58 know, like and you're going to be
33:59
33:59 sitting there petting it like Dr. Evil.
34:01
34:01 Come and play with my sex doll,
34:02
34:02 everybody. You know, like you're just
34:04
34:04 going to be sitting there. You see, but
34:05
34:05 I think the visuals are wrong, buddy. I
34:07
34:07 think I think you have the impression
34:09
34:09 that [laughter] I think you have the
34:10
34:10 impression that both my AI wife and my
34:13
34:13 dog are going to look like AI. They're
34:16
34:16 going to look like robots. Nobody. No,
34:18
34:18 they're going to look hyper realistic to
34:20
34:20 the point where you're going to be like,
34:21
34:21 "Is is is is that a lady or a dog?"
34:25
34:25 Like, you know, you're going to question
34:26
34:26 it. And now that you're older age, cuz
34:28
34:28 by then it's going to be 15 years in the
34:30
34:30 future. You would have just came back
34:31
34:31 from the aliens and you're going to
34:33
34:33 question whether or not things are
34:35
34:35 different, you know?
34:37
34:37 >> So, I'll just assume it's probably real
34:38
34:38 at that point, right? When I came back,
34:39
34:39 I was like, "Oh, these are real. This is
34:41
34:41 this is real fur." You know,
34:43
34:43 >> Sean's now in an open relationship. He's
34:45
34:45 cool with me hanging out with this girl,
34:47
34:47 you know, like [laughter]
34:48
34:48 everything's like like, man, 15 years
34:51
34:51 it's a change. Sean, this is a good
34:52
34:52 lifestyle you're living, buddy. It's
34:54
34:54 nice.
34:54
34:54 >> You're welcome, buddy.
34:56
34:56 >> Sorry for the delay, money. That's how
34:57
34:57 it happened.
34:58
34:58 >> Well, hey, cheers, man. I can look
34:60
34:60 forward to that next 15 years of our
35:01
35:01 lives cuz [laughter]
35:04
35:04 >> the day Sean becomes a swinger and he
35:06
35:06 opens his relationship up, going to be a
35:08
35:08 great day, everybody.
35:09
35:09 >> Cheers. Happy New Year to that. God,
35:12
35:12 2042, whatever year that's going to take
35:15
35:15 place.
35:15
35:15 >> Speaking of, uh, you know, sharing
35:17
35:17 things and, you know, being one with the
35:19
35:19 internet and Earth. Hey buddy, let's do
35:21
35:21 our AI song for the week. Uh, what do
35:24
35:24 you got? Who is this by? Uh, you know,
35:26
35:26 all the fun stuff.
35:28
35:28 >> Hey man, believe it or not, I didn't
35:29
35:29 write this down. I'm going to remember
35:30
35:30 the name of this off the top of my head.
35:31
35:31 I'm ready.
35:32
35:32 >> And, uh, I know, right? Uh, this song
35:34
35:34 was created by me. Um, uh, original
35:38
35:38 thoughts, original story, original just
35:40
35:40 kind of sure I didn't sit there and make
35:42
35:42 all the beats, but I had a great time
35:43
35:43 making this. Um, and I told everybody
35:46
35:46 this song, which is called Midnight Run,
35:48
35:48 is going to be different than a lot of
35:50
35:50 the other stuff I've done. Similar in
35:52
35:52 one probably concept, but it's it is
35:55
35:55 different. And it's an upbeat song. I
35:58
35:58 feel like it's a summertime song. So, if
35:60
35:60 the radio is turned down, turn it up a
36:02
36:02 little bit because I think this is going
36:04
36:04 to raise the level of energy in your car
36:06
36:06 or in your room, wherever you listen to
36:07
36:07 the gym. Um, so turn it up. It's called
36:10
36:10 Midnight Run and I hope everybody enjoys
36:12
36:12 it because I had fun making it. All
36:14
36:14 right, here you go.
36:18
36:18 [music]
36:24
36:24 [music]
36:31
36:31 Baby, the night's getting deeper every
36:33
36:33 time you pull up. City lights [music]
36:36
36:36 reflecting on your skin.
36:43
36:43 [music]
36:51
36:51 [music]
36:54
36:54 We're rolling slow through the back
36:56
36:56 streets. Windows cry. Your silouette
36:58
36:58 glowing in the midnight [music] black.
37:06
37:06 [music]
37:08
37:08 I'm riding with the boys, but you're on
37:11
37:11 my mind. You [music] walk to the truck
37:14
37:14 and the stars realign [singing]
37:21
37:21 [music]
37:24
37:24 right here. Close up [singing] the
37:25
37:25 world. Face out your breath on my neck.
37:28
37:28 No need to [music] shout.
37:38
37:38 Baby, the [music] night's getting
37:40
37:40 deeper. Every time you pull up, city
37:43
37:43 lights [music] reflecting on your skin.
37:50
37:50 [music]
37:54
37:54 I know.
38:01
38:01 Hold on a little closer. The night's not
38:03
38:03 letting go. Your heartbeat's getting
38:06
38:06 louder. [music] I feel it in my soul.
38:13
38:13 [music]
38:20
38:20 >> [music]
38:23
38:23 >> And even in the silence I can feel your
38:26
38:26 heat like a whole [music] night's
38:28
38:28 leaning in when our hearts meet
38:37
38:37 [music]
38:41
38:41 when the night pulls me back to you.
38:46
38:46 Ooh, [music] baby, the night's getting
38:49
38:49 deeper every time you pull up. City
38:52
38:52 lights [music] reflecting on your skin.
39:00
39:00 [music]
39:05
39:05 I don't know.
39:11
39:11 [music]
39:21
39:21 >> [music]
39:29
39:29 [music]
39:37
39:37 >> Hot dog, man. Hot diggity dog. Listen,
39:41
39:41 I'm going to tell you right off the bat.
39:43
39:43 >> At first I was like, "Okay, all right.
39:45
39:45 [clears throat] This is fine. This is
39:46
39:46 fine." And then there was a moment that
39:47
39:47 I was like, "Damn, this is pretty good."
39:49
39:49 And then I was left with a little bit of
39:51
39:51 disappointment, buddy, because I really
39:53
39:53 wanted that song to [ __ ] explode, you
39:55
39:55 know? And there was it was just all
39:56
39:56 tease, you know? It was all tease, no
39:59
39:59 climax.
39:60
39:60 >> But
40:00
40:00 >> okay. All right.
40:01
40:01 >> My dude, I will say this right now. I'm
40:03
40:03 putting it on this episode 138. Uh, you
40:06
40:06 are getting so good at manipulating the
40:10
40:10 sono AI that we use uh to make some
40:14
40:14 pretty kick-ass like bangers and like uh
40:18
40:18 textures that you're doing over there. I
40:19
40:19 don't know what you're inputting and
40:20
40:20 [ __ ] but you're doing you're doing way
40:22
40:22 better than the first song you ever put
40:24
40:24 on this [ __ ] man. So, this is I am
40:27
40:27 saying this from the bottom of my heart.
40:28
40:28 I'm very happy and proud right now
40:30
40:30 because this this is this is starting to
40:32
40:32 get to the point where I'm like this
40:33
40:33 [ ] this [ ] you
40:36
40:36 know.
40:37
40:37 >> So, it was good. It was good. I just
40:38
40:38 wanted a bigger climax. It's all I
40:40
40:40 wanted.
40:40
40:40 >> I I'm going to be honest with you. I
40:42
40:42 have a a quite a few versions of that
40:45
40:45 song.
40:45
40:45 >> And um sometimes when I create these
40:47
40:47 songs, it's hard to choose which one.
40:50
40:50 And I want them to be a surprise for
40:52
40:52 you, Sean, and the audience. So
40:55
40:55 sometimes I feel like I do a a distant
40:57
40:57 justice to the to the different types
40:59
40:59 and versions I have.
41:01
41:01 >> But I think eventually what's going to
41:02
41:02 happen, we're going to create that music
41:04
41:04 channel that I'm currently working on
41:05
41:05 and and we'll drop different versions of
41:07
41:07 these songs.
41:08
41:08 >> Yeah, dude.
41:08
41:08 >> And uh
41:09
41:09 >> and everybody can take a look at all the
41:11
41:11 different creative ways that you and I
41:14
41:14 are are are uh creating another channel
41:16
41:16 and just musically and creatively. Uh
41:18
41:18 it'll be fun to to check that out. But
41:20
41:20 um yeah, it's always it's always hard to
41:22
41:22 choose because I want it to be a
41:24
41:24 surprise for you and everybody else. But
41:26
41:26 uh there's more of those. There's more
41:27
41:27 of those that same song. But uh yeah, I
41:29
41:29 appreciate that. Thank you. And they're
41:30
41:30 fun to make every single time.
41:32
41:32 >> I will not take my quarterback from that
41:34
41:34 jukebox. So that was good.
41:35
41:35 >> Okay. Thank you. Thank you. Because I
41:37
41:37 don't think you can at this point.
41:38
41:38 >> No, it's gone. [laughter]
41:41
41:41 >> And I hope everybody listening like
41:42
41:42 that, too, man. Let us know if if you're
41:44
41:44 still, you know, if you appreciate these
41:45
41:45 songs or you want me to do something
41:46
41:46 different. Um I don't know what I'm
41:48
41:48 going to do next week. I'm going to be
41:49
41:49 honest with you. Um, maybe I'll continue
41:51
41:51 down that genre or I'll do something
41:53
41:53 completely different. I never know for
41:56
41:56 the Joshua songs. I'm waiting for Joshua
41:59
41:59 his own [ ] voice in this [ ] So
42:01
42:01 maybe spoiler alert. I almost did that
42:04
42:04 song. My own voice. I almost did that
42:08
42:08 song. The Spanish that versus I almost
42:11
42:11 did the whole thing. I started singing
42:13
42:13 it out. I was like, there's no way I'm
42:15
42:15 going to get this out in time to
42:16
42:16 [laughter] be able to do this. Um,
42:18
42:18 >> hey, that could be one of the different
42:20
42:20 versions.
42:21
42:21 >> And to be Hey, to be real honest with
42:23
42:23 you, I've never sung into a mic. I don't
42:26
42:26 know how to record. I don't know how to
42:27
42:27 do any of this stuff. So, I'm a little
42:29
42:29 nervous because creatively, I've never
42:31
42:31 I've never Sean Sean would be able to
42:33
42:33 coach me through this. Um, but it
42:35
42:35 wouldn't be a surprise if I didn't do it
42:37
42:37 because I honestly want to do it without
42:38
42:38 Sean's help and then him to [ __ ] on me.
42:40
42:40 Like Joshua, [laughter] you could have
42:42
42:42 done that so much better, dude. Like I
42:44
42:44 know what software to use. I know how to
42:46
42:46 create these. Just like, okay, I'm going
42:48
42:48 to let you sound like [ __ ] for a while
42:50
42:50 and then I'm going to come in as the
42:52
42:52 expert and just show you how to do it,
42:53
42:53 buddy. And and it's going to be way
42:55
42:55 better. Um, but that is coming.
42:57
42:57 Hopefully by the end of the year, we get
42:59
42:59 a couple songs out with my voice. And
43:01
43:01 Sean's already done what, two or How
43:03
43:03 many songs you got now that you use your
43:04
43:04 voice?
43:05
43:05 >> I don't even remember. I think two.
43:06
43:06 >> I think it's like two or three out.
43:07
43:07 Yeah.
43:08
43:08 >> Yeah. So fun ones. Um, so creatively
43:11
43:11 that's going to happen. I just I don't
43:12
43:12 know how to do it. So I'm a little
43:14
43:14 nervous, but it'll be fun to watch Sean
43:16
43:16 and and hear people [ __ ] on me for how
43:18
43:18 either good or terrible I sound. I I I'm
43:21
43:21 gearing up for emotional.
43:22
43:22 >> I will make you sound good, dude. Don't
43:24
43:24 even worry about it. It's
43:26
43:26 >> We'll see. We'll we'll see because I I
43:29
43:29 don't want it to go too far, you know,
43:30
43:30 autotune. Like I want to still show some
43:33
43:33 of my own voice in there. So I don't
43:34
43:34 want it to totally take me over. This is
43:36
43:36 the hard part I think about this is
43:37
43:37 there's plenty of artists out there that
43:39
43:39 are okay with the software taking their
43:40
43:40 voice and making it something that's not
43:42
43:42 them anymore.
43:42
43:42 >> Yeah.
43:43
43:43 >> Um but then I think it just becomes not
43:46
43:46 as genuine. Sure. The storytelling.
43:48
43:48 Sure. This Yeah. It's your still yours.
43:49
43:49 But
43:50
43:50 >> I think there's a rawness to everybody's
43:52
43:52 voice and if you clean it up too much
43:54
43:54 then it takes away from who you are. So
43:57
43:57 there's the balance there that I'm I'm
43:59
43:59 I'm don't know what to do with and uh
44:01
44:01 I'm untrained so it'll be fun.
44:03
44:03 >> Yeah.
44:04
44:04 >> Nice man. And hey, you want to hit this
44:05
44:05 last topic? We'll do the figure it out
44:07
44:07 topic next week. Um,
44:08
44:08 >> okay.
44:09
44:09 >> I mean, no, this one could this can we
44:11
44:11 could we could do lightning round for
44:12
44:12 both of these because this is just kind
44:13
44:13 of a fun thing. Both of these, I think,
44:14
44:14 are are fun. Uh, as we usually like to
44:16
44:16 do for everybody on the, you know, their
44:18
44:18 drive here or the end of their workout.
44:20
44:20 >> Um, all right, Sean, you ready for the
44:23
44:23 uh what came first?
44:25
44:25 >> Yes.
44:25
44:25 >> All right. Let me let me see because I'm
44:27
44:27 not ready because I don't even have it
44:28
44:28 prompted up yet. Uh, let's see. Uh,
44:31
44:31 okay. Number four. Here we go. Okay.
44:33
44:33 This is um Yeah. You think we'd have it
44:35
44:35 together by now? 138 episodes.
44:37
44:37 >> Never.
44:37
44:37 >> All right, Sean. [laughter]
44:39
44:39 >> If we don't have it together, like like
44:41
44:41 that's the thing with us, buddy. If we
44:43
44:43 ever have it together for a complete
44:45
44:45 episode, I I don't think that episode
44:47
44:47 was ever being recorded, you know? That
44:49
44:49 would be like the issue, you know. Yeah.
44:53
44:53 No, that that makes that makes a lot of
44:54
44:54 sense. Um all right, Sean, here we go.
44:57
44:57 And everybody listening, this is the uh
44:59
44:59 what came first topic. This is supposed
45:00
45:00 to be fun, thoughtprovoking, like we
45:02
45:02 always do. Sean, I'm gonna hit you with
45:04
45:04 some of these. The what came first.
45:07
45:07 >> Sean, what came first? This is kind of
45:10
45:10 fitting actually. The the first dream or
45:13
45:13 the first nightmare?
45:15
45:15 >> Oh [ __ ] Nah. First nightmare. It had to
45:17
45:17 have been the first nightmare. You know,
45:20
45:20 like you you're dozing like you're
45:21
45:21 probably just a caveman, right? And
45:23
45:23 you're you're dozing off, right? And
45:25
45:25 then you just get bear witness to like a
45:27
45:27 saber-tooth tiger ripping open your
45:29
45:29 wife, you know, and you just wake up.
45:31
45:31 You're just like, "Oh."
45:34
45:34 And then you roll over and hold your
45:35
45:35 wife, but she's a robot. And you're kind
45:37
45:37 of just like, "Oh, you're kind of cold,
45:38
45:38 baby." And put the blanket over her,
45:40
45:40 which is just made of leaves and [ __ ]
45:42
45:42 Just, [laughter]
45:45
45:45 you know, I I just had a thought there.
45:47
45:47 I don't even know why I should say this.
45:49
45:49 Um,
45:50
45:50 >> but [ __ ] it. It's one of the, you know,
45:52
45:52 this we're all about having fun in
45:54
45:54 everybody. And if you're a victim of
45:55
45:55 this, I'm completely sorry, but I just
45:57
45:57 got to say because I've been sipping on
45:59
45:59 whiskey and this is one of those
46:00
46:00 channels. We're 48 minutes in, whatever
46:02
46:02 this is, and I'm just going to say it
46:03
46:03 anyways. I'm sorry. Sean, do you think
46:06
46:06 eventually when we have bots, you know,
46:09
46:09 as partners, the whole domestic violence
46:11
46:11 will go away?
46:13
46:13 [laughter]
46:15
46:15 >> The what?
46:17
46:17 >> There'll be less, you know.
46:19
46:19 >> I mean, the short answer is yes. Uh
46:21
46:21 because they will do anything that you
46:23
46:23 [ __ ] want them to do. So yes. Yeah.
46:26
46:26 There will be
46:27
46:27 >> there will be a land of no domestic
46:29
46:29 violence. I can see it on the horizon.
46:32
46:32 >> You know my questioning I thought
46:36
46:36 >> laws here.
46:36
46:36 >> No cuz we'll we'll shut him down if they
46:38
46:38 try to do that [ __ ] You know we just
46:40
46:40 end that [ __ ] Pull the cord. Right.
46:41
46:41 Real quick. I thought you were going to
46:42
46:42 ask the question,
46:44
46:44 >> Sean. If in this future you roll over to
46:47
46:47 hug your wife who is a bot, like do you
46:51
46:51 want her to have like a warming feature
46:53
46:53 so that when you roll over she's nice
46:55
46:55 and toasty? That's where I thought you
46:56
46:56 were going with it. [laughter] Not do
46:59
46:59 you think we're going to stop beating
47:01
47:01 the [ __ ] out of people?
47:04
47:04 >> That's you know it just cuz that's the
47:06
47:06 thing, man. And and again, if anybody's
47:08
47:08 a victim, I'm very very sorry. But hey,
47:11
47:11 let's just say you have a bot at home
47:13
47:13 and your partner gets upset and you
47:15
47:15 don't want them to kind of like start
47:17
47:17 wrestling with you. Maybe you turn the
47:18
47:18 bot on and say, "Hey, you know what? You
47:19
47:19 feel like [ __ ] something up. Here,
47:20
47:20 let's pull the bot out." You know what I
47:22
47:22 mean? It looks just like the person you
47:23
47:23 hate
47:24
47:24 >> and you just beat the [ __ ] out of the
47:26
47:26 bot. You know what I mean? Throw it off
47:27
47:27 the balcony. You know what I mean?
47:29
47:29 [laughter]
47:30
47:30 >> Robot abuse.
47:31
47:31 >> What the [ __ ]
47:32
47:32 >> That's I get a [ __ ]
47:34
47:34 >> those damn clankers.
47:35
47:35 >> But like we're towards the end of this
47:37
47:37 episode and I feel I feel like it's
47:39
47:39 okay. the people who are still sticking
47:40
47:40 around might, you know, might just laugh
47:42
47:42 at that. But
47:43
47:43 >> this usually after the AI song, people
47:45
47:45 just leave. So it's like
47:47
47:47 >> they kind of check out. So this is this
47:49
47:49 is totally on the table. This is this is
47:51
47:51 the portion of the podcast that
47:52
47:52 everybody loves, you know? [laughter]
47:54
47:54 >> You know what? If we ever do a movie, I
47:56
47:56 feel like we should have it in sections.
47:58
47:58 Like it's like rated PG in the beginning
47:60
48:00 and then it gets to rated R and then
48:02
48:02 towards the end of the movie. Like
48:03
48:03 that's our podcast. I think our rating
48:04
48:04 changes as the podcast
48:06
48:06 >> progress. later. Like the first half of
48:08
48:08 the the episode is like, "Hey, you can
48:10
48:10 listen to this with your kids." And then
48:12
48:12 after the song, it's like it's like,
48:13
48:13 "Well, now you can't." [laughter]
48:17
48:17 >> Yeah. Like you scratched the the the
48:19
48:19 Sorry for delay scratcher and all of a
48:20
48:20 sudden it just became raw and real and
48:22
48:22 questions just hurt a little bit. Too
48:25
48:25 relatable for some people. Yeah. Sorry
48:28
48:28 about that. I just I just thought I had
48:29
48:29 to ask cuz that could be a thing. You
48:31
48:31 know, we have dummies we wrestle with,
48:33
48:33 you know, but they don't fight back, you
48:34
48:34 know, in the gym. And so maybe this is a
48:36
48:36 thing later in the future. Maybe we can
48:38
48:38 save some lives or whatever. Um, okay.
48:40
48:40 [ __ ] it. Sidebar, too much. Um, question
48:44
48:44 number two. What came first?
48:46
48:46 >> Yeah. Moving on to the next question.
48:48
48:48 >> Sean, what came first? The first friend
48:52
48:52 or the first enemy?
48:55
48:55 >> It's definitely got to be an enemy,
48:56
48:56 dude. It's definitely got to be. All
48:58
48:58 right, back to my caveman scenario.
48:60
48:60 Right. So, you're holding your caveman,
49:02
49:02 your cave woman, your cave partner,
49:05
49:05 right? And then like you you hear a
49:07
49:07 rustling in the bushes, right? You hear
49:09
49:09 rustling in the bushes. And then you're
49:11
49:11 like, "What the freak?" And you wake up
49:12
49:12 and you kind of go out there and it's
49:13
49:13 still kind of like dawn, right? So, it's
49:15
49:15 like hazy. You can't really see out
49:16
49:16 there. And you notice
49:19
49:19 your friend Francisco is dressed up as a
49:22
49:22 saber-tooth tiger just trying to scare
49:25
49:25 the [ __ ] out of you. Right. In that
49:26
49:26 moment, in that moment, you just made an
49:29
49:29 enemy, right? I said friend to start off
49:31
49:31 with, right? But
49:33
49:33 that's that's the enemy. That's the
49:35
49:35 enemy now. So, I would say that enemies
49:37
49:37 came first rather than friends.
49:39
49:39 >> Okay. I I don't think I answered the
49:41
49:41 first one, but yes, I think the first
49:42
49:42 nightmare came first because dreams are
49:44
49:44 scary as [ __ ] sometimes, especially if
49:45
49:45 you're not used to them. Um, so I agree
49:46
49:46 with you, Sean, on the nightmare. I do
49:48
49:48 think the first enemy probably came
49:50
49:50 first cuz we're just territorial
49:52
49:52 creatures and if anybody walks into your
49:54
49:54 camp, you're probably going to see them
49:56
49:56 as not a friendly. You're just Okay,
49:57
49:57 it's going to be an enemy. So, I do I do
49:59
49:59 agree with you on both of those.
49:60
49:60 >> All right, we're two for two.
50:01
50:01 >> How about Okay.
50:02
50:02 >> Yeah, two for two. How about number
50:03
50:03 three?
50:05
50:05 >> The first I'll do it tomorrow or the
50:07
50:07 first pro procrastinator.
50:10
50:10 >> Okay, so back to the scenario again.
50:12
50:12 You're a caveman. You see you see the
50:14
50:14 dude out there dressed as a saber-tooth
50:15
50:15 tiger, right? You [ ] stab the [ ]
50:17
50:17 out of him, right? You murder this man
50:20
50:20 or child or thing, whatever it was that
50:22
50:22 was dressed up, right? They're dead,
50:23
50:23 right? They're dead. Your wife wakes up
50:25
50:25 and they're like, "You going to do you
50:27
50:27 going to deal with that? You going What
50:29
50:29 are you going to do?" And the guy's
50:31
50:31 like, "Nah, I'll do it tomorrow." Like,
50:34
50:34 I'm saying procrastination came first.
50:37
50:37 All right. I'm saying procrastination
50:38
50:38 came first. You go back to bed. Maybe
50:40
50:40 you you you you do some adult gymnastics
50:44
50:44 because you're all hyped up on
50:46
50:46 adrenaline after murdering that
50:48
50:48 saber-tooth tiger, you know? So, so I'm
50:51
50:51 saying it kind of I mean feel like it's
50:53
50:53 a theme, right? It's always the second
50:54
50:54 one cuz I have one more. I agree with
50:56
50:56 you on that. I think the first
50:57
50:57 procrastinator. Yeah. So, we're agree.
50:58
50:58 We're like batting like a thousand right
51:01
51:01 now. Me and you agree on the same [ __ ]
51:03
51:03 >> All right. So, the final one I have for
51:05
51:05 you, Sean, and everybody listening for
51:07
51:07 the what came first is the first rule or
51:11
51:11 the first rebel?
51:14
51:14 >> First rule. The first re Well, in order
51:17
51:17 to have a rebel, you have to have a
51:18
51:18 rule. So, I'm going to say the first
51:20
51:20 rule was the the thing that came first
51:22
51:22 because, you know, after the adult
51:24
51:24 gymnastics,
51:25
51:25 your caveman wife um [laughter] was
51:30
51:30 probably like, "Listen, we can't do that
51:33
51:33 anymore. Not after you kill a
51:34
51:34 saber-tooth tiger, right? You got to do
51:36
51:36 you got to bury the tiger and then we
51:39
51:39 can do the adult gymnastics, right?" So,
51:41
51:41 that's the first rule. And then they
51:42
51:42 went above that and they said no and
51:44
51:44 they still did it.
51:45
51:45 >> Okay. I, you know, this is just too
51:47
51:47 relatable. That's why I had to put it as
51:48
51:48 the last one because uh I feel like the
51:51
51:51 first rebel came first because they
51:53
51:53 literally created rules in classrooms
51:55
51:55 when I was a kid. They were called like
51:57
51:57 the Joshua rules, things that we don't
51:58
51:58 do.
51:59
51:59 >> And uh
52:00
52:00 >> I'm sorry, what did your teacher did
52:03
52:03 your teacher have a board with a poster
52:06
52:06 on it that said the Joshua rules?
52:09
52:09 >> It was specifically for you.
52:10
52:10 >> Don't be like this guy. it pretty much
52:13
52:13 that was the rule and it usually
52:14
52:14 happened the day after I did some [ __ ]
52:16
52:16 and it was a new rule on the board and
52:18
52:18 I'm like wait I just did that you know
52:20
52:20 so
52:20
52:20 >> can I get an example
52:21
52:21 >> so when you put when you put things on
52:23
52:23 the board that challenge me like that
52:25
52:25 that I'm I'm going to want to make the
52:27
52:27 list a little bigger so um needless to
52:30
52:30 say by the end of the every school year
52:32
52:32 the rules in the classroom were way
52:34
52:34 there was way more rules after I was in
52:36
52:36 that classroom um so yes there were
52:38
52:38 Joshua rules Chris so I think the rebels
52:42
52:42 like myself, the people that did not
52:43
52:43 color in the lines are created first
52:45
52:45 because that's why they needed to use
52:48
52:48 more chalk on the board uh because of
52:50
52:50 people like me. They needed rules
52:51
52:51 because of people like me.
52:53
52:53 >> Okay, I see. I see.
52:54
52:54 >> So, I think the rebel came first. Uh
52:56
52:56 just because, you know, sometimes it's
52:58
52:58 just fun,
52:59
52:59 >> like I said, coloring outside the lines
53:00
53:00 and just tiptoeing and just having a
53:02
53:02 good time and, you know,
53:05
53:05 >> for some but more fun for others. I like
53:08
53:08 this because your mentality is the
53:10
53:10 rebels came first which is why the rules
53:12
53:12 had to be made. My mentality was the
53:14
53:14 rules came first which is why the rebels
53:18
53:18 rebelled. You know that's kind of fun.
53:20
53:20 >> You'll create more rebels. Yeah. Like
53:24
53:24 don't stick the gum under the you know
53:26
53:26 classroom desk. At the end of my school
53:28
53:28 year I just chewed gum just to put it
53:30
53:30 there. You know what I'm saying? I
53:31
53:31 didn't I didn't even want the flavor. I
53:33
53:33 chewed a whole stick of gum. You know,
53:34
53:34 whole pack just to put it under.
53:36
53:36 >> Joshua, that makes sense cuz you eat hot
53:38
53:38 dogs for the shape, not the flavor.
53:41
53:41 >> God damn it. It all makes sense now.
53:43
53:43 It's because of school. School did this
53:45
53:45 to you.
53:46
53:46 >> Don't go to school, kids.
53:47
53:47 >> No, no, rules did this to you.
53:49
53:49 [laughter] Not Not
53:50
53:50 >> Yeah, that's what I meant. That's what I
53:52
53:52 meant, right? That's exactly
53:53
53:53 >> rules. But rules are I mean, you got to
53:55
53:55 have rules in play. I I get it. But some
53:57
53:57 are just some are just silly. You know
53:59
53:59 what I mean? Like some are just put in
54:01
54:01 place just to kind of like stop the fun.
54:04
54:04 And
54:05
54:05 >> I guess fun is all relative, isn't it?
54:07
54:07 You know what I'm saying? You know,
54:08
54:08 >> not everybody's getting on every theme
54:10
54:10 park ride at the board, you know, at a
54:12
54:12 theme park. Everybody's on the Ferris
54:13
54:13 wheel. You know, it's always a boardwalk
54:16
54:16 reference.
54:16
54:16 >> Sorry, boardwalk. Don't mean to [ __ ] on
54:18
54:18 you again.
54:19
54:19 >> If I live closer to like Disney or some
54:21
54:21 [ __ ] you know what I mean? I would
54:23
54:23 probably reference that. But the
54:24
54:24 boardwalk for me is just, you know, a
54:26
54:26 10-minute drive or whatever up the road.
54:28
54:28 So, it always lights up in my mind when
54:30
54:30 I think about these shits.
54:32
54:32 >> All right, we go back then this [ __ ]
54:34
54:34 episode.
54:35
54:35 >> Uh, I appreciate you. Thank you, uh,
54:37
54:37 giving us those fun times. We'll do
54:38
54:38 figure it out next week. Um, but let's
54:41
54:41 get the people out of here on time this
54:43
54:43 week. Uh, this is going to be a short
54:44
54:44 turnaround episode for us, so we got to
54:46
54:46 kind of speed it up and get the [ __ ] out
54:48
54:48 of here. So, Joshua, let's do our funs,
54:50
54:50 lucky numbers, and uh, you know, your
54:52
54:52 ending monologue, opening monologue, I
54:55
54:55 don't know what you want to call it.
54:56
54:56 >> Oh, no. [laughter]
54:58
54:58 You know what's funny about the closing
54:59
54:59 monologue? I usually the closing
55:00
55:00 monologue usually determines how the
55:02
55:02 episodes go. So, who knows what we're
55:03
55:03 going to get to at the end of there. Um,
55:05
55:05 but uh, as far as my fun find, I went
55:08
55:08 shopping the other day, which I normally
55:09
55:09 don't do, myself, and no, no, we didn't
55:12
55:12 go to Target.
55:13
55:13 >> Oh, different. Okay.
55:14
55:14 >> And, uh, you might be able to appreciate
55:16
55:16 this. Went shopping with a few friends
55:18
55:18 and uh, we came across [ __ ] dude. It's
55:21
55:21 like hard to hold. Um, but these were
55:23
55:23 purchased at PopMart
55:25
55:25 >> and these are P. You know what these
55:27
55:27 are, Sean?
55:28
55:28 >> Those are um Pixar like mashups that
55:32
55:32 they did with Mickey Mouse, which are
55:33
55:33 pretty [ __ ] amazing. So, these are
55:35
55:35 blind boxes is what Joshua has here.
55:37
55:37 >> Yes. So, they're blind boxes. I'm
55:38
55:38 showing you the back. Uh, if you're
55:40
55:40 watching, these are from PopMart, and I
55:42
55:42 have not opened any of these yet. So, we
55:44
55:44 do have a chance at getting uh I don't
55:47
55:47 know if the camera is going to pick it
55:48
55:48 up, but there's like a bunch of
55:49
55:49 different ones. Oh [ __ ] Things. Um,
55:52
55:52 where's it at?
55:53
55:53 >> Uh, they're super small. It's It's hard
55:55
55:55 to see, but there's a bunch of different
55:56
55:56 versions. Um, obviously a chase, that
55:59
55:59 whole thing. So, Sean, excuse
56:01
56:01 [clears throat] me. Voice is dying. Um,
56:04
56:04 I need you to tell me which one you want
56:06
56:06 me to open.
56:07
56:07 >> Okay. Uh, well, first I got to ask you
56:09
56:09 which one do you want?
56:11
56:11 >> Um, I really want Oh gosh. What is the
56:14
56:14 one I want? I
56:16
56:16 >> put the picture everybody can see it.
56:18
56:18 >> Oh, yeah. I I'm gonna want the Jesus. I
56:21
56:21 hadn't picked out one. I was going
56:22
56:22 through these when I was there. I think
56:23
56:23 I want the
56:24
56:24 >> pulled them off the shelf. [laughter] Is
56:25
56:25 that what you did? You just got three of
56:27
56:27 them and were like, "These look cool."
56:29
56:29 >> No, cuz they they had the ones on
56:30
56:30 display and I and I was trying to
56:32
56:32 remember which one I saw that was on
56:34
56:34 display that looked really, really cool.
56:36
56:36 Um I think I want to go with the Buzz
56:38
56:38 Lightyear is kind of cool. Let's go with
56:41
56:41 uh the Rex Mickey. It's the one on the
56:44
56:44 bottom. It's like the green one.
56:45
56:45 >> Okay. All right.
56:46
56:46 >> Um that one down there. Yeah. So, that's
56:49
56:49 the one I want. Um, but Sean, uh, left,
56:52
56:52 right's all weird on camera. Um, so you
56:54
56:54 can do the one closest to my head or the
56:56
56:56 one in the middle or which one do you
56:58
56:58 want?
56:58
56:58 >> Um, I want you to pick the one that was
57:00
57:00 just in your hand. That's the one I want
57:03
57:03 you.
57:03
57:03 >> I set them down. I don't even know which
57:04
57:04 one. So, just tell me.
57:05
57:05 >> Go back in time. I want you to remember.
57:07
57:07 >> Okay. I'm going to pull the one that's
57:08
57:08 closest to my head.
57:10
57:10 >> There you go. That we'll do that.
57:12
57:12 >> All right. And like I said, it's
57:13
57:13 genuine. I have not popped these. So,
57:14
57:14 I'm going to get a little dangerous. I'm
57:16
57:16 going to use a very sharp object.
57:18
57:18 >> There's a little pull tab on there, bro.
57:19
57:19 There's a little pull tab on the top
57:20
57:20 that you just pull.
57:21
57:21 >> No, but they seal it. They seal it with
57:22
57:22 the PopMart sticker. So then if you want
57:24
57:24 to resell it
57:26
57:26 >> Yeah. So they seal these things up. So
57:28
57:28 >> I guess that's the way they should be
57:29
57:29 doing it. At my Pop Mart, for the record
57:31
57:31 Well, Joshua's doing this. At my
57:32
57:32 PopMart, they do not put the little
57:35
57:35 sticker on like the little part where it
57:36
57:36 opens. They usually put the sticker for
57:38
57:38 me. This is like multiple times I've
57:40
57:40 done this and bought from PopMart. They
57:42
57:42 put it on the side. And so I'm just
57:43
57:43 like, "Oh, I guess that makes more sense
57:46
57:46 if they put it on the top." Have to like
57:48
57:48 open it.
57:49
57:49 >> I totally wrecked this box. Um, not that
57:52
57:52 it matters. People don't buy for the
57:53
57:53 Okay. What the [ __ ] is all this, dude?
57:56
57:56 Holy [ __ ] I didn't know this was going
57:57
57:57 to be like some assembly required. What
57:60
57:60 the [ __ ] Um,
58:02
58:02 >> you're kind of just spoiling yourself
58:04
58:04 >> because the accessories were
58:07
58:07 >> Yeah. Um Oh gosh. Okay, cool. This is
58:09
58:09 the um What is this one? This one is the
58:13
58:13 the bullseye Mickey. It's again
58:18
58:18 >> Oh [ __ ] look at that.
58:20
58:20 >> Right here. Yeah,
58:21
58:21 >> bullseye. And uh I would put all this
58:23
58:23 stuff on. I don't know if it's Maybe
58:25
58:25 I'll show it off at the very end, but um
58:26
58:26 put accessories. Okay,
58:28
58:28 >> nice. Put all this stuff on while I show
58:30
58:30 off my fun findiness for the week. Uh
58:32
58:32 because I have a a little bit to say on
58:34
58:34 this one uh while you're putting all
58:36
58:36 that together. So last week we did
58:38
58:38 something kind of interesting. we kind
58:40
58:40 of uh uh put out to the world about
58:43
58:43 putting together a Destiny 2 clan and
58:45
58:45 hanging out with the community. Oh,
58:46
58:46 sorry everybody. Just hit my microphone.
58:48
58:48 Uh hanging out with the community and
58:50
58:50 doing all that fun stuff. Uh which was
58:52
58:52 pretty cool. A lot of people uh
58:54
58:54 commented like uh gave some advice and
58:57
58:57 things like that. Um, and then
58:59
58:59 afterwards we put out a short where we
59:01
59:01 asked the audience, the people, uh, the
59:04
59:04 socials to give Joshua a choice on his
59:08
59:08 D2 character journey. And Joshua, while
59:11
59:11 you're doing that and putting it all
59:12
59:12 together, I have your results for that,
59:14
59:14 my dude. So, collectively, um, I took
59:18
59:18 every comment and everything talking
59:20
59:20 about what Joshua should be playing as.
59:22
59:22 Uh, and we have an answer. So buddy,
59:26
59:26 this is your final uh choice by the
59:28
59:28 socials. Uh so with a resounding five
59:32
59:32 votes, Joshua, you have been elected to
59:35
59:35 become a Titan class in Destiny 2. Now,
59:39
59:39 I will say that Hunter was right there
59:43
59:43 with four uh votes for that one, and
59:46
59:46 Warlock had one vote. Sorry to the one
59:48
59:48 Warlock main who voted for Joshua to be
59:51
59:51 a warlock. But buddy, it looks like your
59:53
59:53 Titan 2, your Destiny 2 journey will be
59:55
59:55 as a Titan. Uh, and that doesn't mean
59:57
59:57 Joshua can't play as all characters.
59:59
59:59 Obviously, this will just be for the
60:01
60:01 socials. Uh, Joshua, so you will be a
60:03
60:03 Titan and we will, uh, travel the world
60:05
60:05 together and it will be amazing. And now
60:09
60:09 I can get to my fun finds uh which I
60:11
60:11 want to show off which are the first one
60:14
60:14 being this amazing Croa from Destiny
60:19
60:19 number one and also Destiny 2, but there
60:22
60:22 he is. Croa. He's kind of hard to see
60:23
60:23 cuz his little his little [ __ ] like
60:25
60:25 thing over here is like covering him
60:27
60:27 entirely, but there he is right there.
60:30
60:30 And then we have
60:33
60:33 the one and only Oh [ __ ] sorry. I don't
60:36
60:36 want to drop [snorts] anything there. Uh
60:38
60:38 we have the one and only Iicora Ray. You
60:42
60:42 go. She is the uh warlock
60:45
60:45 in Destiny. It's pretty cool. And
60:48
60:48 finally, my prized possession now, which
60:52
60:52 is [ __ ] amazing. This is Mr. Cade 6,
60:57
60:57 uh with his golden gun, which glows in
61:00
61:00 the [ __ ] dark. This was a GameStop
61:03
61:03 exclusive. Um, and I got to thank my uh
61:07
61:07 co-orker who was able to find these for
61:09
61:09 me and uh purchase them uh at one of our
61:13
61:13 um halfp price bookstores that we have
61:15
61:15 up here. So, thank you to him.
61:17
61:17 Appreciate it, man. Really do. And so,
61:20
61:20 those are my fun finds. Joshua,
61:22
61:22 >> you want to show off the final product
61:23
61:23 right there?
61:24
61:24 >> I am going to show off the final
61:25
61:25 product. You know, the whole assembly
61:27
61:27 required is kind of bananas when I'm
61:29
61:29 trying to put this together, but um it
61:31
61:31 comes with a card also. I should show
61:32
61:32 this off. That's like what it should
61:34
61:34 look like. And um
61:36
61:36 >> Okay,
61:36
61:36 >> this is what it ultimately did look like
61:39
61:39 here.
61:40
61:40 >> A
61:41
61:41 >> I will say it's like cuter in person
61:43
61:43 than on the card, which is kind of nice.
61:46
61:46 >> Yeah, it's Yeah, very cool. So, I did
61:49
61:49 not get the one I I was shooting for,
61:51
61:51 but not yet.
61:52
61:52 >> Still a fun one.
61:53
61:53 >> Yeah. Bullseye Mickey. Cool. There you
61:56
61:56 go. I got two more to go. So, next
61:57
61:57 couple episodes, we'll unbox the other
61:59
61:59 ones. Maybe we'll get lucky enough and
62:01
62:01 actually get the chase one. I don't know
62:02
62:02 what the chase one looks like, but um or
62:04
62:04 maybe I'll get the one I really want.
62:05
62:05 So, you go that is my fun find. Sean,
62:07
62:07 >> hell yeah, man. Hey, how do you feel
62:09
62:09 about becoming a Titan in Destiny?
62:11
62:11 >> Um I I guess
62:14
62:14 I'm going to have to just have a good
62:16
62:16 time with it. I mean, I like I said in
62:18
62:18 the beginning of that whole thing is I
62:19
62:19 I'm really really do want to play this
62:22
62:22 game um and give it a a 100% full shot.
62:25
62:25 Spoiler, I did play a little bit, but I
62:26
62:26 didn't play as a Titan. Um I played as
62:29
62:29 What did I play as? like a um a hunter.
62:31
62:31 I think I played as a hunter. I started
62:33
62:33 the character. So, I'm going to have to
62:34
62:34 start all over as a titan, which I'm
62:36
62:36 looking forward to. And um I can't wait.
62:39
62:39 And to play with everybody who wants me
62:41
62:41 to be a Titan as well. Yeah, you're
62:42
62:42 going have to like show me show me what
62:44
62:44 to do. Um but I'm excited about that for
62:46
62:46 sure. For sure.
62:47
62:47 >> Nice, man. All right. Hey, let's uh get
62:49
62:49 the people out with their fortunes.
62:51
62:51 Let's some lucky numbers and then we'll
62:53
62:53 send everybody home.
62:54
62:54 >> Let's go uh let's go dirty. I don't
62:56
62:56 know. I'm not going to have you pick.
62:57
62:57 I'm just going to pick right now.
62:58
62:58 >> Dirty. Yeah, we're going dirty. I'm
62:59
62:59 ready for dirty.
63:00
63:00 >> Misfortune cookies. Uh, might as well
63:02
63:02 show off the box. Maybe someday they'll
63:03
63:03 sponsor so I don't have to buy these
63:04
63:04 things every freaking time. Um, there
63:06
63:06 you go, Misfortune. Uh, we love your
63:10
63:10 product. We really do. Um,
63:13
63:13 >> why you say it like that? [laughter]
63:15
63:15 >> Uh, because I do. I really love them. I
63:17
63:17 think they add to my nutritional value
63:19
63:19 with the uh the cookies and everything.
63:22
63:22 >> All right, Sean, are you ready?
63:24
63:24 >> I'm ready. Let's [ __ ] get this, man.
63:26
63:26 >> Okay. All right. Let's let's slam the
63:28
63:28 plane here. Uh for today's misfortune
63:30
63:30 cookie, uh June 16th, episode 138 is
63:34
63:34 there is no greater gift than sharing
63:37
63:37 your love. So go ahead with that
63:40
63:40 threesome. [laughter]
63:45
63:45 That's that's like full circle.
63:47
63:47 [laughter]
63:48
63:48 Alien wives or sorry AI wives sharing
63:52
63:52 them with Joshua. Sometimes misfortunes
63:54
63:54 just [ __ ] hit, you know, and that's
63:57
63:57 why we keep doing them, you know,
63:59
63:59 because [ __ ] like that. That's not
64:00
64:00 planned. That's a fortune cookie. Joshua
64:02
64:02 just pulled one at random and it stuck
64:04
64:04 with the episode topic. So there you go.
64:06
64:06 >> Yeah, completely random. Thank you,
64:08
64:08 Misfortune, for coming through with
64:09
64:09 another good one.
64:10
64:10 >> Yeah, she does that sometime. I think
64:12
64:12 her batting average, no, I'm sorry. Her
64:14
64:14 percentage rate, because I don't know
64:15
64:15 batting averages, her percentage rate is
64:17
64:17 probably like 85% where she hits, you
64:19
64:19 know. [laughter]
64:21
64:21 I was thinking you were going to go
64:22
64:22 lower than that, but hey,
64:24
64:24 >> 85, bro. 85 is good.
64:26
64:26 >> Recently, we only had one repeat in the
64:28
64:28 last uh maybe three or five episodes or
64:31
64:31 something.
64:31
64:31 >> That's I mean, that's closer to 90, but
64:33
64:33 it's like 85 is a good point to be on,
64:35
64:35 you know? So,
64:37
64:37 >> anyways, lucky numbers. Let's [ __ ]
64:39
64:39 get them. Here you go. Seven lucky
64:40
64:40 numbers for you to use for whatever
64:41
64:41 nefarious reasons you would like. They
64:43
64:43 are as followed. 6 8 14 33 54 60 and 65.
64:49
64:49 Once again, your seven lucky numbers for
64:51
64:51 the week are 6, 8, 14, 33, 54, 60, and
64:55
64:55 65.
64:57
64:57 Joshua, we are at the end of this
64:59
64:59 episode, and that means one of two
65:01
65:01 things. One, we made it. And two, the
65:04
65:04 people are ready to start their week uh
65:07
65:07 or end their week. So, what do you got
65:09
65:09 to say to them? [laughter]
65:11
65:11 >> Oh my goodness. As always, again, like I
65:13
65:13 said, I always I always base these
65:15
65:15 closing monologues based off of what we
65:17
65:17 have gone over in this episode. And
65:19
65:19 ultimately, I think this episode and
65:22
65:22 this week is going to be a great week,
65:24
65:24 not just for myself, but everybody
65:26
65:26 listening and everybody watching. So,
65:28
65:28 let's keep the good vibes going for
65:30
65:30 Monday. And um you know, I got nothing
65:34
65:34 left to say, but thank you for
65:36
65:36 listening. Thank you for watching. Tell
65:38
65:38 your friends, tell your family. We are
65:40
65:40 your new best friends every single week.
65:44
65:44 Sean, we know they love the monologue,
65:47
65:47 but we also know they love what you give
65:51
65:51 them at the end of every episode as
65:52
65:52 well.
65:53
65:53 >> [ __ ]
65:53
65:53 >> Give it to us. Well, [ __ ] I hope I
65:55
65:55 don't disappoint everybody, buddy. Thank
65:57
65:57 you. That was beautiful. Sorry for Let
65:58
65:58 It Out Live. Come check us out. Um,
66:00
66:00 also, one quick thing. Uh, I'm wearing
66:02
66:02 one of the limited edition shirts that
66:04
66:04 we put out last year. Uh, you can't get
66:06
66:06 this one anymore, but I'm wearing this
66:08
66:08 to say that we are going to put out a
66:10
66:10 new shirt at the end of June. Uh,
66:12
66:12 there's only going to be one design, but
66:14
66:14 it's going to be done in two different
66:16
66:16 colors. Uh, which is going to be pretty
66:18
66:18 [ __ ] sick. So, check that out. I'll
66:20
66:20 announce it later on, but just wanted to
66:22
66:22 give people a heads up on that. And
66:23
66:23 Joshua, you know, I can't leave you
66:26
66:26 without giving you one last thing. So,
66:27
66:27 here you go, buddy.
66:28
66:28 >> Please. Yeah. Okay.
66:29
66:29 >> What do you call a cantaloupe in a
66:32
66:32 swimming pool?
66:35
66:35 I feel like I kind of know, but I'm
66:36
66:36 gonna just let you just go for it. What
66:39
66:39 is it?
66:40
66:40 >> A watermelon.
66:42
66:42 [laughter]
66:46
66:46 >> Did you know? Did you know?
66:47
66:47 >> That's good. That's good. No, no, that
66:49
66:49 that was way I was way left field for my
66:51
66:51 thoughts.
66:51
66:51 >> Wait, what? What did you think it was?
66:53
66:53 >> I I'm not We're not going to call back
66:55
66:55 to what was in my head right now. Let's
66:57
66:57 just end it there and uh everybody have
66:60
66:60 a good week. That's all we got to do.
67:02
67:02 Move on. Hey [laughter] ladies and
67:03
67:03 gentlemen, we will see you next week.
67:06
67:06 Aduces
67:32
67:32 I think the the name for the podcast is
67:34
67:34 perfect.
67:36
67:36 >> Yeah, exactly. Start with
67:37
67:37 >> everything that we do
67:40
67:40 >> and it is what it is.
67:41
67:41 >> Everything that we do is delayed
67:44
67:44 >> our speech, our train of thought,
67:48
67:48 >> you know. Oh [ __ ]
67:49
67:49 >> The fact that it takes me like 10
67:52
67:52 minutes just to take like two drops of
67:54
67:54 piss, you know, like
67:56
67:56 >> I don't think that's okay. I don't think
67:58
67:58 that's normal. [laughter]
68:01
68:01 >> I mean, when you have a Prince Albert
68:03
68:03 piercing like I do.
68:04
68:04 >> Oh, yeah. No, that would do it. That
68:06
68:06 would do it for sure.
68:06
68:06 >> It has to Yeah. It's like an artificial
68:09
68:09 dam at the end of the, you know,
68:11
68:11 [laughter]
68:12
68:12 >> artificial dam. It's [ __ ] wild.
68:16
68:16 >> [laughter]
