Sorry For The Delay | EP.3 | Zombie Dilemmas, Value Finds & Halloween Music
This week, the guys debate the ultimate spooky hypothetical: Would you be a zombie or fight to survive? Joshua shows off two clutch Value Finds (Target clearance wins!), and the duo wrestle with what actually counts as a Halloween song, is it Monster Mash, theme music, or Thriller vibes?
-WHAT’S IN OUR CUP-
Sean: Water
Joshua: Woodford Reserve Whiskey & Cherry Dr Pepper
-CHAPTERS-
00:00 Cold Open & Welcome
01:10 On This Day: OJ Verdict, UK’s First Atomic Bomb, Lincoln’s Thanksgiving & Poe
06:40 Release-Date Fix, London Beer Flood & “Happy Birthday, Eminem”
10:50 “People Who Matter & People Who Don’t” (Dark Humor)
12:30 Value Finds: $3 Indiana Jones Funko ($25) & $1.99 Demon Slayer (~$25)
16:30 Costco $5 Rotisserie Chicken Mayhem
19:10 What’s In Our Cup: Woodford Reserve & Cherry Dr Pepper
21:10 Describing The Taste & Cherry-Allergy Bit
24:20 Bad-Date Escape (Satire): The “Allergy” Detour
25:40 Would You Be A Zombie Or Survive?
31:30 Survival Plans: Ammo, Hand-To-Hand & The Boat Idea
36:10 “Are We Already Zombies?” (Phone Era Riff)
38:00 Corrections Corner: Coffee Confession & Monitor Return
40:30 Best Buy “Wizard” Clerk & The Glued Stand
43:20 Halloween Music: Monster Mash, Theme Songs & Thriller
49:30 Playlist Ideas & “101 Episodes” Running Gag
51:10 Safety Tips: Flashlights & The Parent Candy Swap
56:00 Fortune Of The Week & Lucky Numbers
58:30 Wrap-Up & Tease For Bigger Halloween Episode
-SOUND BITES-
• “Would you be a zombie or fight it out?” — Kicking off the big spooky hypothetical.
• “If my life was trash by then, I might choose zombie.” — Joshua overanalyzes the apocalypse calculus.
• “I’d scavenge & survive as long as I could—boat to the coast if I have to.” — Sean’s plan A.
• “Target clearance: $3 Indiana Jones Funko now worth $25.” — Value Find victory lap.
• “Demon Slayer figure for $1.99… also around $25.” — Second flip of the day.
• “Costco’s $5 chicken line almost came to blows.” — Sunday shoppers turn savage.
• “Woodford Reserve & Cherry Dr Pepper—sweet, plum rumors & all.” — What’s in our cup, tasting notes(ish).
• “Bad-date strategy? Don’t. That was satire, people.” — Clarifying the dark joke.
• “Phones turned us into zombies already.” — Social commentary unlocked.
• “Best Buy ‘wizard’ asked who glued the monitor—uh, it was broken when I got it.” — Return desk lore.
• “Is Halloween music only Monster Mash, or do themes & Thriller count?” — The playlist debate.
• “Flashlights, flashlights, flashlights—don’t dress your kid like a ninja in the dark.” — Safety PSA.
• “Parents swapping kids’ candy with store-bought? That’s wild.” — Neighborhood myth or real tactic?
• “Every excuse becomes a vice.” — Fortune of the week lands heavy.
• “Next week: bigger Halloween episode & a surprise.” — Tease locked in.
-FORTUNE & FINDS-
Fortune: Every excuse becomes a vice.
Lucky Numbers: 19, 10, 36, 50, 1, 49
Fun Finds / Value Finds: Indiana Jones Funko ($3 → ~$25), Demon Slayer figure ($1.99 → ~$25)
Transcript
you're watching and or listening to sorry for the delay in this week's episode the guys ask the question would you be zombie Joshua shows off his value finds and what really qualifies as a Halloween song [Applause]
[Music] enjoy who counts yeah nobody they're just confusing yeah math what is that shees hello Joshua welcome to episode three how are you doing I'm I'm doing great I'm doing great it's been a good day what's today um what's what's the day supposed to be today for me it's the third there you go for the it's the third uh I think release day for this one is the 10th of October so we're in the thick of it in the thick of October Joshua right in the middle baby I lovei you do you per so who wants to know what this day in history is going to be like on the on the 3D of October who wants to know I do I do me I'm raising some may or may not know this guy yeah some may some may know this guy have you ever heard of somebody named OJ Simpson oh my God the the professional um murderer correct yes yeah he is a Prof he's also a professional actor he played football for 11 years a very good football player by the way like a really good football player just saying legendary I think he actually made the Hall of Fame didn't he someone's going to have to fact check that did he did he make it to the hall of fame before or after the bloody glove it had to have been before right it had to have been before you think so I don't know okay we're check that because I have no idea I just know his name's OJ don't that's his real name even at that um named after orange juice don't know as a child I always thought that I always thought that he was named after the orange juice or the orange juice was named after him but that was a child so I mean it that makes sense so OJ this guy yes OJ football player actor broadcaster so in 1995 he was acquitted in the killing of Nicole Brown Simpson and Ronald Lee Lyall Goldman can't it's okay I didn't know he I didn't know he was he killed two people Jesus yeah so he he was he was acquitted that they they said sorry the glove did not fit he and for those who know about the glove it will all make sense if you don't just yeah ask a teacher ask a friend somebody who's old like me and then um also in the same history so that was 1995 so in 1952 the UK for those may want to look on the map the UK test its first atomic bomb oh [ __ ] yeah so if you're interested in explosions and things that go boom the UK first atomic bomb in 1952 God damn I got another one for you this one's even everybody knows about this one yeah and so here's my next one I got I got another good one this one we can relate to I I think okay I think so in 1863 on this day National Thanksgiving Day Proclamation so American President Abraham Lincoln proclaimed the last Thursday of nove what the last no I'm just reading this off of this here okay the last Thursday of November as Thanksgiving the holiday has been celebrated annually since that year oh so so the day we're recording is the day that he was like hey this is now an official holiday is that is that it so he yeah yeah so the so the last Thursday of November as Thanksgiving Day oh wow that's that's actually pretty freaking cool so let's thank Abraham Lincoln for thank you Thanksgiving because and my very last one on this day I'm not a teacher I'm just a regular person like you okay like viewers I'm not a teacher I don't have a degree but if you know the name Edgar Allen Poe does anybody know that name I do I do raing my hand again kind of do so if you were born in
1849 uh the Baltimore Maryland based American poet poet and author best known for his poem The Raven was found sick and Delirious on the streets and taken to Washington College Hospital where he died a few days later he was only 40 years old at the time of his death 40 years
old God damn Joshua we're coming up on that age my guy that's scary that's some scary [ __ ]
yourself I will see that's some scary [ __ ] some of us have already eaten at that table we had those candles
lit so yes thanks for this day in history uh the atomic bomb thanks again Thanksgiving I'm fat because of you and Edgar alen Poe I am a greater man for reading your poetry thank you that's awesome thank you Jos that was beautiful day in history nice I love it uh and just a quick uh on this day I got the date wrong Joshua it's actually October 17th that this is getting released so literally in the middle of October and so because of that uh there is one fact that I have for you that I think we can both appreciate here in 1814 the London beer flood Vats of beer at the I'm GNA [ __ ] butcher this name MX meux and Company Brewery burst flooding city streets with over
610,000 liters of beer there was almost a 15t tall wave of Porter oh wait hang on the almost 15 foot tall Porter tall wave of Porter killed eight people some of whom gathered for a funeral so these people were at a funeral and they were murdered by beer Jesus dying at a funeral that's pretty [ __ ] up sorry excuse my language but you die at a funeral talk about like taking the cake you know I'm here to yeah Jesus man it's like proposing on somebody else's wedding yeah exactly to the bride said you died and also a happy birthday to Eminem uh he was born October 17th happy birthday Eminem and one last thing um no none of these people matter never mind just happy birthday Eminem none of these people matter well that wait wait wait give me one who doesn't matter just give me some some who doesn't matter I want to know who this nonexistent like you just were a waste of sperm person 19 you ruined somebody's vagina thank you this person that doesn't matter uh Bart King American cricketer uh thank you for your contributions but I feel like you don't matter in the grand scheme of things Jesus poor guy is he still alive no he's dead that's that's why it's on this day deaths in this day October 17th R you know you're not supposed to speak ill of the dead I'm sorry I'm sure you you were the greatest cricketer I've ever seen in my entire life all right PE
buddy that was wonderful that was great josu that was a great that was it I'm trying to decide if I wanted to be like should I have been in or 1849 you know or the day the the atomic bomb like like is today a better day than those days oh uh well I mean I guess in hindsight probably not I mean it's probably just an average day for you but like for them who made the bomb like it's probably great day you know what I mean it's probably great it's probably what they've been working on their whole life just like you know are you saying my day is just not as important is the person you weren't going to talk about Good Old Bart you know Bart King baby Bart King RP I swear to God I'm going to go read a book about you I want to learn everything there is to you now I'm sorry to disrespect you please do not hunt me on Halloween I scared so do you have one more name do you give me get or I know like somebody probably does not care about who shouldn't have been born or doesn't matter but can I get one more um because I usually know people who don't matter so it's most of the friends I have I know people who don't matter oh sorry oh well thanks I appreciate that that buddy yeah right here right in the heart but you have to be considered a friend to so you know what I mean sorry oh oh that hurts even more right or is it because I'm a lover I'm a lover
right Telly give me another one I'll give you I'll give you one name here J Bruce Isme English businessman it's another person who died on this day again I do not know who that person is so in my small Universe this person does not exist to me nor do they necessarily matter just saying what did they do again what what did what was their accomplishment it just says they were an English businessman I don't know what that means what does that mean did they go do door selling Cobblestone I don't know maybe they did and what year was this I want to take a guess what year was they this was 1937 oh it's probably vacuum so I'm in I'm in my fair rights they could have been selling cobblestone all right yeah that no that person didn't matter
sorry you know professional athlete you inspired somebody you inspired somebody now if you're just a businessman you probably like like lawyers you just piss people yeah I mean who knows yeah like telemarketers maybe he was a telemarketer maybe that's what they called him back then you
know yeah I don't know
[ __ ] I love it good people who matter and people who don't exactly this world is based on people who matter and people who don't kind of like us J we kind of don't matter yeah and you have to be a friend to matter right and yeah apparently you do one be
11 so what' you do today J you got it early no today doesn't matter oh today today is just a waste of time just another waste that's what we do here is we just enjoyably waste time but I did find a great value over the weekend which I'm kind of stoked about oh okay lay it on us um some may be able to relate to these little figurines and may have a nice collection or don't have a collection maybe you should start one download the app this is not a sponsored paid thing and probably never will but if you're into value if you're into buying something for really cheap and making something off it if you're the you know the Let It Go guy or you know whatever you do I found this little guy right here hopefully it shows up oh this guy can see oh Indiana Jones but it's Indiana Jones I found him on the Shelf so if you find an Indiana Jones anybody M sorry trying to find the camera this one was definitely clearance this was a $3 Funko Pop and if you happen to have the app which I encourage people to get as my prot toj other half here the good-looking fell on the other screen um talked me into doing that was a $3 buy it is worth $25 oh there you go look at that profit cha ching baby that was love it that that was that was the best value now my my my fun find for for and I someone could probably chime in and say I know all about these cuz I don't I just found it really cool I found this little Demon Slayer I just like the way it looked so this is a cool little another one right here gotta this little oh interesting he got cool hair he's in a bed all right I see that I see that he's in a bed so this this is isn't quite the good buy hence there is no clearance on there but this was a $1.99 before taxes because we all hate to pay taxes I probably should just stole it but I'm I'm too honest to steal things um but that is also I think around $25 that's not bad not bad so basically uh you found one for fun and found one for uh for pleasure or for profit very nice correct I have two more that I'm just going to leave out for now because this is not t the season this is a different type of season and they currently do not hold any value so well that is to be determined they are just what I paid for them on the showb yeah to be determined that's great though the great F great pickups uh can I ask where you found them no that's top secret um no okay so this one so the Demon Slayer for those who know Demon Slayer this was a target find and nice the the uh Indiana Jones was also a target find on the clearance shelf so don't ever if you're a Funko person or a value person never avoid clearance sections you will save money every time that's awesome 100% chance you will save money I love it I love your find Joshua that was perfect like kudos to you buddy for looking in those clearance sections that's great so I got um one more fun weekend it's not quite exciting but if anybody has ever gone to Costco on a Sunday for those of you who live in areas where Costco are available if you've ever stood around the area where they sell their $ five chickens and they're all gone yeah yeah it and and the the rack is completely empty the line that forms for those $5 chickens is quite I I would have taken video If I Was that person but I'm not that person literally people were lining up for these $5 chickens and I actually saw somebody almost come to blows over the chickens that were being put up did you really yeah this yeah they they had every single person in line had the bag in their hand hand and these chickens as soon as they were coming off the rack were landing in people's hands it was quite the experience so if you're in Costco on a Sunday and just want entertainment as you eat your free samples walking through the
aisles yeah stop by the $ five chicken section stop by the $5 chicken um damn they were Savages all right damn people get I mean people get crazy for their food man I mean I've never been in the food service industry but I've I've heard stories like people get aggressive with their food they're like I don't know it's weird it's weird so it doesn't surprise me that people go crazy for those chickens I mean the price is right and the amount of chicken is good like makes sense i' I'd come to blows if I had to you know in a zombie apocalypse I would go blows you know they they look like literal chicken hawks they were hovering over they were they were circling birds at yeah it was it was it was pretty funny you'd it's like one of those you had to be there I'm sorry if it was anticlimactic for those
who just just driving say maybe we just cut this part out that's for the people who go to jerk off in their sock and nothing comes out when they do because they [ __ ] jerked off seven times that week you're like holy [ __ ] yeah this can be the part that doesn't make it because it's very anticlimactic going in like you saw somebody go to blows right or almost go to blows that's that's climactic enough right yeah it's climactic yeah at Old
climactic oh Jos oh oh what what was what was that you were sipping on this time Joshua what a what a what fancy uh mugino do you have there look at that so this is a a very simple whiskey and cherry Dr Pepper a whiskey and cherry Dr Pepper interesting uh first of all which whiskey are you using Woodford Reserve that you can also get at Costco by the way Costco plug not sponsored by the way unless Costco really wants to sponsor us Costco we will take anything at this point and I promise to be talked nicely by your
chickens I had more to say about that I'm I'm not GNA stop uh you said cherry Dr Pepper is that what you said yeah cherry cherry flavor car Dr Pepper interesting okay so what describe the taste to us Joshua what does that taste
like um describe taste um well anybody who's a allergic to Cherry is basically [ __ ] during this description so I'm sorry if you're the one in how many I don't know what the statistics of people being allergic to Cherry so if we get five views we're probably still going to be good statistically um yeah yeah so won't be dead they won't yeah so it tastes like how do I describe Cherry jeez um like Cher let me some bu that there so cherry ches is it like artificial cherries is it like natural cherries um is it sweet is it tart so if I'm not mistaken people do don't they make um Dr Pepper with Plum plums I think that is one of the rumors is that yeah that it is made with Plum like some type of Plum flavoring so it's probably a beautiful balance between a plum secret ingredient and a cherry flavored SP sparkling sugary soda drink and okay I'm not a big whiskey connoisseur you could probably speak to whiskies better than I can because you have a a wonderful palette for mixed drinks and whiskies and things like that I'm I love some whiskey baby I mean my mouth is like a garbage can it just puts anything in it and tries to find flavor oh yeah it does it really does put anything that was gross no I'm I'm a little better than than that but honestly like I can't really describe it um I I'll get better at it I guess what a what a disappointment now that was anticlimactic Jesus the people want to know man the people want to know I'm I'm I'm talking about it as if I'm talking to the person that's allergic to cherries I'm just like sorry man like you're never going to
know it's like a verion drinking my right now just never going to know this is you're never going to have this this is this is not you bro you're not him just go ahead and sit back down yeah you can never expect that flavor to hit your lips because it's not going to happen you're going to always be watching and wandering oh the sadness you know unless you go on that blind date and that girl that you kiss loves cherry flavored ChapStick and she kiss her and she [ __ ] she [ __ ] you up you know she [ __ ] you up was that on your lips yeah like you swell up she thinks you're a weirdo and it was all the cherries man it's over it's over yeah but start she you know because I go on these tangents right she could be that girl that purposefully knew in your Tinder profy you said you're allergic to cherries and she did this [ __ ] on purpose she's like you know what how do I get rid of this weirdo I'll just give him a kiss send him to the hospital dick wow now that's that's some spooky [ __ ] right there but like conspiracy for murder all right cherry on the lips yeah how else do you get out of a bad date let's talk about that how do you get out how do you get up a bad date you know go through their profile bro you can go through their Prof you figure out what they're allergic to you plan to kill them and then then you ghost them for the rest of their
life literally ghost them send them to the ER premeditated bad advice premeditated ghosting let's go oh God bad advice no it's the best advice the best advice you can give to anybody is advice that they're not going to listen to so don't even worry about
it well Joshua I have a topic for you today a spooky Topic's topic I kind of hinted at it earlier Joshua the question was Rose to me uh after the podcast last week and you showed me some ideas this one stuck with me for the entirety of the weekend in the week would you be zombie or would you not be zombie Joshua apocalypse comes are you laying down like a dog on your on your back becoming a zombie are you uh fighting it out you know trying to make a new life you you want me to go first oh I want you to go first buddy I I'm excited for the answer I I because I overanalyze and I talk too much everybody knows this but if I had to pick because this is how I would think about it zombies are knocking at your door I would have to evaluate my life at the time of that choice this is how I'm going to overanalyze this situation like hang on do I do I like my life or do I want to live forever eating people and so wait so zombies are knocking on you right now zombies are they're pounding they're they're trying to get in and you are you are sitting on a couch contemplating whether or not you want to go forward with this is that is that what you're doing why I mean honestly like if the world world's [ __ ] if the world is [ __ ] and you have no food you have no water you've been [ __ ] in a bucket and you have nobody else you're about to eat your dog because that's you know like you have to evaluate your situation and I would evaluate that as such so if my life was shitty I would become a zombie okay all right if your life was shitty though but let's talk about like if it was now like right now like instantly zombie apocalypse it's just you know it's it's now it's happening all right what are you doing next like are you are you just going to sit there and contemplate or are you gonna do something I I don't Advocate violence whatsoever but those who like violence and those who own firearms it's a great opportunity to kill something and like just have fun doing it so yeah you got a purge situation going on yeah yeah like legit Purge like you can just open the door when a zombie walks up like you want to do to that person who shows up at your door anyways but they're not a zombie so you just can't do this you know now's the opportunity to pop the garage open and just lay some rounds down range and just have fun blowing [ __ ] up and just putting rounds into things because they're no longer people so you got to call them things and I think they prefer they and
them yes I'm gonna look that one up but you you could be right tell you okay so we're going to have to look up some zombie movies because we're going to see what they actually call them do they call them zombies every time they refer to them well I mean if you go by Zombie Land standards they have different names right and I don't think in they do you're right I did in um Night of the Living Dead did they have a name for them I'm sure that they did right I I would like to So currently I'm missing my third monitor but if I had one I would look this up right now all right we'll get we'll get back to but you're circling around the question here Joshua like right now zombie apocalypse happening yes I would kill [ __ ] are you okay so you're you're you're Survivor you're gonna you're gonna go out there and you're gonna fight I have enough I have I have enough rounds to have lots of fun and kill [ __ ] yes I would right now I would kill [ __ ] yes yes yes yes yes and I would have fun doing it I I can't I would see it as doing the community of favor eliminating zombies see now you're starting to sound like the people who just have open carry you know just I'm doing the community a favor when I see that man walking down the street all right Jay Watkins a leak if anybody does not know I live in California and we have a pro we have a real problem here and oh no it could be solved with cuns but I'm not gonna go too far into that it could be solved with guns oh no damn sh we could solve we could solve problems with guns we really could but uh we let's go let's let's solve mental health problems first please because some people do not need to be shot they need to be mental health evaluated then there's other people that can righteously and accordingly be shot
based upon their their bad Deeds oh God so zombie apocalypse you out there you shooting people you having fun makes sense I'm how how long do you think how long do you think you would last in a zombie apocalypse J as many rounds as I have so like half a day or what we talking about here I currently do not have an entire Vault of around and I don't shoot very good so it could be a week I don't know could be a day [ __ ] really out then you know yeah if you have to resort if you have to go to close combat kind of stuff you know then I'm grabbing shovels I'm grabbing scissors you know running people over my car and I run out of gas and I'm Lighting on fire blowing it up you know like you got to just you know zombies don't get sick so it's not like you can feed them bad chicken yeah exactly lader coming for brains man they want they want bodies yeah so I'm I'm surviving as long as I got rounds and you got friends so I'm surviving as long as I can until my life sucks and then I'll probably become a zombie all right like once everybody I'm not killing myself that's for sure I'm not I'm not offing myself I'm definitely not doing
that you know I'm I'm going to write it out that's good Survivor Josh I like it I'm okay with that uh I am in the camp where I will go as long as I can you know I'm gonna do everything I can to survive I'm gonna scavenge um unlike you I do not have any guns in here um I have no bullets I have no way of of uh obtaining them unless I move back home uh so me it's going to be hand toand combat until I can find something to uh to help with that you know so who knows how long that'll get me I'm not a very strong person uh but I am you're a big man Street Smart you're not a little man you're a big man yeah I'm pretty big yeah and Street Smart you know I know how to work my way around a around a shaft if you know what I
mean so so are you wrapping your arms with like phone books and [ __ ] like are you like getting real close to first of all Grandpa if phone books still were a thing all right phone books are not a thing they haven't been a thing for a long time okay dated
myself no I'm grabbing like I'm grabbing like short knives like anything I can like just [ __ ] rip and stab and [ __ ] like just to get me out of the way you know because I'm not going I'm not I'm not trying to kill right I'm just trying to get from point A to point B so I can survive you know you know like I'm a lone Wanderer until I find a place to settle down and then you know then I then I'll find something else right like I guess Priority One would be like probably get back home to the family try to figure out if anybody's a zombie maybe come back over there to you you know hopefully not get shot up because you think I'm a Zombie like just you know stuff like that make it as long as I can once I you live in Big City too do not live in a big city you have a lot more zombie to deal with than I do oh yeah if it gets I thought about this uh first of all I'm gonna get a boat like there's we live like in a marina right so it's like I'm stealing a boat seen that movie they don't make it they know the thing I'm not trying to survive Jos I'm not trying to survive on that boat my whole entire life I'm just trying to get back home right and we live on the coast back home so I can just take the coast all the way down baby just follow that uh PCA
iway so I've I've never do zombies become fish is there fish zombies oh that's a great there're zombie animals like deers I've seen I feel like I've seen deers dogs rhinos good point you no that's a great I don't know I don't know if there are I mean I guess it all depends on what kind of Zombie World you want to live in Joshua like do you want a zombie world where all the animals can get turned too or do you want just a world with only humans can get turned is it debatable where we're in one now I mean it is debatable I mean but I would agree with you we're we're in a zombie world you know think about it everybody's on their phones and [ __ ] zombie like
Behavior just saying I think we're already in it Joshua we're in it for the Long Haul no we just discussed aged a little while ago I don't think there's long hauling much for some of us going it went from the yellow brick road to the dirt road real
quick hey you know what it's it's going to happen to all of us you know we're eventually all going to find that dirt road yeah I agree with you I agree well there you go so both of us would be survivors until we couldn't be survivors anymore I like that yeah agreed AG are excuse
me well that's all the topics I had Joshua I know that if we're halfway through like halfway through October we need like there is spooky amongst us right now you know but before we get to some more spooky stuff I had to bring up uh I made note of this U editing the last video uh two things here two Corrections I'd like to make one correction is um I completely forgot damn it I didn't make the notes uh it was about me drinking coffee and I think in the previous episode I said that I didn't drink coffee and then the one after that I'd like to acknowledge that the people did already know that I started to drink coffee so like to acknowledge that CU I thought that was funny and the second thing was how did your return Go My my what how did my what go your return your return for your uh your monitor did you return it oh yeah I returned it yeah yeah oh how it Go the honest Joshua and me again the guy who's going to survive before he just becomes a zombie just off himself self I went in there and the guy was like oh how did we miss this we usually catch this kind of thing it's glued who would have Glu this together looking at me side-eyed I'm like you son of a [ __ ] it was broken when I got it I did you a favor but then I I you son of a [ __ ] so but I but I did I I was like I bought it under the uh EX under the uh you know it said it was in excellent condition so I did kind of you know I is I was like is this normally an excellent condition item and I mean I probably shouldn't have glued it I probably should have just left it as is but I mean the damage is already done I thought gluing it was a good idea I thought it was good they took it back good give your money back well it was a good monitor it's a good is aell you know you know rated very high five stars on um Amazon yep that's S I looked it up before I bought
it Amazon yeah um but yeah it went it went it went fairly well I just thought it was kind of funny that he was like oh how could we have missed this he's kind of talking to me like he a wizard in some kind of dark dungeon oh I was like where's your hat wiisard the dark dungeon I was like do you have a little wand with the way you speak oh no you have a friend named
Yoda you know you just you did you just reminded me of something Joshua um you said Yoda and then I remembered there was like this video like this music video of like bad lips syncing did a music video with a Yoda and being a backpack and I thought that was [ __ ] [ __ ] funny and then my brain went toh another topic I that you had on your on your list here your secret list that nobody can see um Halloween music Joshua Halloween music there is only one thing I would consider to be Halloween music and that's got to be the monster
mesh so sorry we start with so it's kind of dumb but uh so dot dot dot um when it come so do so so again songs yes music yes do they have to have lyrics oh okay I I guess not because music doesn't necessarily need to have like singing or because like Symphony right Symphony Orchestra they don't have lyrics music yeah exactly yeah so is it but no they don't necessarily need to have um lyrics because I would say a very recognizable would probably be uh the Michael Myers you know I wish I wish I had my button over here that somebody could hear sound but it don't work still broken hav figured it out yet I'm not audio in Clan like you you are the audio guy I am just some idiot who decided to buy a microphone you'll figure it out eventually we'll figure it out I woulde Michael Myers like you know I would agree with you other than the fact that I think that theme music is different than like like radio music if that makes sense like like I feel like it's comparing like a Drake song to The Simpsons intro you know like yes both can be iconic but what would you really consider to be music you
know that's a good point you know music should yeah we should yeah music go on forever about music music and song music m i mean that still begs the question though what what song SL music other than theme songs like would you consider to be Halloween other than the monster mesh the greatest song in the history of Halloween see the what I did yeah so I made this list with no intention of looking at any of it up I just wrote [ __ ] [Laughter] down but see that's that's the thing though I'm the unfinished story in everything I do or say it's a bunch of words it still makes a Onre the fact that you can't even name another like iconic Halloween song other than the Monster Mash and Michael Myers theme song like there's not really that many like Halloween themed songs which is disappointing so is The Adams Family song considered a Halloween song or is that just like the old show the
[Music] classic or is that just a theme song to a show see it's still it's still considered like a theme song to a show that's Sur like it's still like I think you I
think because it is music right and it's just it's themed music so I don't know I might have to give you this one I might have to give you theme songs as like ionic like Halloween music because it is it is true like um The Adams Family song um your pretty much any like the moon what is it moonsters uh theme song like any of those are were are iconic Halloween like Tunes like I just don't think you would hear them like if you have a uh Halloween playlist you know I don't think you would hear them come on to the radio like come on to the speaker yeah so yeah I I think we should revisit that because I know Halloween's a little ways away I would love to hear feedback we're halfway there halfway there to Halloween I mean we're halfway there but we could still I want to know if you know I think you're you could be right though like an official monster M like that could be the one I mean it is for me right there's there's probably some other ones I and then that begs the question like if the Michael my theme song doesn't count as Halloween like music like does The Nightmare Before Before Christmas like musical right movie do any of those songs count as like official like Halloween songs right I would say there's a difference between musicals and theme songs too right obviously there is but like is a is a musical closer to a radio played song I'll back to it I'll look into it Michael yeah Thriller would yeah I would consider Thriller to be a Halloween song like it may not be about Halloween but I feel like The Vibes of the song Give Halloween Vibes right give creepy Vibes yeah so oh good point good point these are so solid points and I think we should revisit this um because we got to do we got to just get an episode jam-packed here with just Halloween stuff I would love to hear suggestions on Halloween songs that's a good point like I want to know if somebody's putting on their playlist for Halloween like what what are you putting on your Halloween playlist and I would I would like to know yeah if anybody's listening out there in the in the either uh whether it be in the future or in the past you know let us know maybe we'll see it when we're done with this 101 episodes yes that is the goal 101 you don't you don't truly know yourself after you've seen yourself 101 times but naked I know I'm still waiting for you to put on that costume
I do have it it's it's back there I know somebody else that's wants to see it too you probably can't it's probably it's not coming through but there's somebody up there that is also raising their hand I can't see it damn it I'll have to see it in post damn it post that that person would like to see it as
well oh man okay so Halloween songs awesome yeah put that
list what else you got on that list Joshua throw us throw us something that else that else is on that secret list of yours right now we got a good 15 minutes here what else can we talk about for you I mean some of these I don't even want to bring up cuz they're just so good again it's words on a computer screen like I mean give us some of things so I I've read these and some of them some of them are kind of like a throwaway like there's some in there that are a little a throwa away just like the just like the people who don't aren't relevant you tell me who's not relevant you tell me what's not relevant on that list yeah what's in your garbage can so I'm the bum digging through your you know I'm the person digging through your garbage and I want to know what you're throwing away I could use this threw away this steak yes exactly exactly you know you know all those Taco Bell for those who you a Taco Bell you know how they give you like 27 things of sauce of sauce yeah I want one of your sauce packets that you're throwing away right now somebody has you know a a a something they want to spice up and I'm digging that out of your garbage I'm keeping that so tell me what your garbage is let me let me go through your garbage what is garbage do you even still have the list no I don't even have the list I didn't get to save it okay so yeah you're the only one with the list right now the secret list okay so so okay so here's here's probably one that's not very important unless you're like a parent which I'm not I have two dogs they're not going house to house PR much being a parent yeah yeah um my dogs yeah do still [ __ ] on the carpet have to clean up sure as hell cost as much don't tell you that so here's one that we probably could throw in the garbage unless you care shoot it how to stay safe on Halloween great topic Joshua I have the so something happened to me today that actually kind of uh kind of helps with that moral of the story flashlight wait wait wait wait flashlight st stop does it does that qualif does that that's not in your garbage cuz I thought I was [ __ ] bald Falls deep in your garbage right now and I found this and I thought I found gold it's like a turd floating in a toilet I thought I found a good one and now you want this back you want this tur any other day any no I don't want that turd back no you can it's still a turd because I mean we we really don't have any point of reference for any of this but I will say it's great right now because of what happened to me today uh and it should bring light to everybody right so let me set the stage uh got up around 4:30 o'cl right 4:30 in the morning o'clock and my mind's everywhere right now got up in the morning it's [ __ ] pitch black right can't see [ __ ] all right uh go to flip on the light switch light switch does not work uh light bulb burnt out right in the process of flipping the switch and finding out the light does not turn on and turning I stub my toe on the corner of the wall that we have right here and just bald like a baby for like 2 three minutes solid like that could have been prevented if I had a
flashlight just saying and the moral of the story for the kids is flashlights flashlights flashlights flashlights because you never know if Uncle Joshua's going to be riding down the road in his broken down truck and one of doesn't work spilling oil everywhere headlights don't work he can't see you because you're dressed as a ninja and boom right there the wiper fluid in the freaking windshield wiper just dries all I hit the button windshields are dirty as [ __ ] like he can't see you all right Uncle Joshua has cardiacs or cataracts or GLA he can't see [ __ ] in front of him you're done you're done all right but if your child has a flashlight they're safe they're safe from Uncle Joshua all right flashlights that's that is how you protect people that that is good safety also check your candy because last episode we talked about putting razor blades in the candy you should always check your candy even though that's a myth and nobody's ever put things into the candy check your candy you never know [ __ ] fentanyl is a real thing so I was at work and we were talking about candy and a lot of people a lot of people did not know that parents these days not so much when I was growing up maybe not when you're growing up I have no idea but parents nowadays they actually let their kids collect candy and they go home and when the kids aren't looking they throw the candy away that they collected and they put the candy they bought into their
bags what you didn't know this no yeah that's it yes so parents replace their kids candy with the candy they bought so they don't have to worry about that that yeah who's who's doing this that's a that is a real that is a real thing you can people can look that up it's it's a real thing um I never did that that's why I probably [ __ ] ate lead as a kid I probably ate some weird that's why I am way I am now you know oh wait hang on tangent real quick J uh you were speaking of real things I'd like to apologize to you the Chucky cartoon thing was not a real thing they made a Chucky show uh but it was not a cartoon there was a cartoon that was animated but it was like a fan-made thing just a side note on that I apologize so that's my bad also who the [ __ ] is changing out the candy in their kids bag that seems wasteful as [ __ ] and not worth the time or effort just saying no what so what I found really weird about that whole thing is like they will switch out the candy it's like I love my kid but [ __ ] my neighbor because then what they do is they put it back in the bowl and then they give it to the neighbor
kids what wow that's some that's some top level like pretentious [ __ ] like come on now so you know the candy that's out during the like you show the parties and you're like oh cool they got bowls of candy for kids and then you never see your own kid eating from that bowl cuz they they they know like that's the candy we got during Halloween yeah interesting see I've never had that experience I've never I've never like seen or heard about that that's freaking crazy that's crazy if you're doing if you out if you out there are doing that that's ridiculous don't don't do that don't listen to Uncle Joshua over there on whatever side I put this on don't listen to him don't do that let your kids eat the candy no don't eat the candy kids don't don't he's working for the dentist right look at all you got to do is look at your next door app you know wherever you wherever you grew up and just yeah look at your neighbors that's [ __ ] that's ask yourself I think that's the scariest thing I've ever
heard yeah yeah is there anything that you'd put your mouth that came from the neighbor's house just a very open-ended question Joshua if you go over to friend's house and they have a swimming pool and don't have life jackets don't eat the candy they're giv
out because they don't give a [ __ ] about you they will let you drown they will let you eat candy with fentanyl I
promise damn well you he you heard it here here first folks uh sorry for the delay podcast uh if if you do not have life jackets uh you will allow your friends to eat candy laced with fent
all no you have life Jacks for you you have life Jacks for your kids well when The Neighbor kids come over they don't got life you're just like no oh that's even worse yeah like like when you get like when your kids get in your your friend's car and the first thing you hear out of the the you know the the driver's like all right son put your seat belt on but they don't say hey boys and girls in the back seat put your seat belt on too they don't give a [ __ ] about your kids they're just like hey son daughter put your on Billy Susie Good Luck Good Luck either or they don't you know I mean that I respect CU then it's like survival of the fittest you know like either you're going to put your seat on because you know the put your SE belt on or you don't put your SE belt on because you're you're stupid and you you probably should just read the signs that's all I got to say know your neighbors read the signs Jesus speaking of reading Joshua we got five minutes left here um give me the fortune of the week I need to know because my day my day was not the bestest so I need a good fortune I need I need to feel empowered um hear you digging I like this is beautiful I like giving options everybody in that I know and everybody that I come in contact I always give you options right so yes sir give me a second this is actually true he does give you options I agree with this 100% yes all right so for the listeners for everybody oh yeah I don't have them numbered but this this decision is going to Sean so you got one two and three and they're all brought to you by Special K he's Special K he's a Special K not the drug because I know there's a special okay these are not the candies you're mom and dad listen uh the middle one is speaking to me the most Joshua so let's do the middle okay is that your middle or my middle that I mean I don't think get matters it's the middle sorry I went to public school that's didn't go to private school that didn't pay [ __ ] read went to two years of Community College
Jesus it was
free they were like he doesn't really know how to read so you know just let him go just let him do his thing see how long it lasts okay so this so this cookie is not four months old like the last cookie I had so oh that's good that's good it wasn't living in your truck for the last four months yeah that no that was it if anybody could look back at the old one you'll see how discolored and bleached out that one was from sitting on the dashboard of my truck that was a cookie that will end up in your kid C I promise it was disgusting looking yeah that was when I when I pulled that cookie there was no crack it was like rubber it just peeled apart like like an old Tire this one [ __ ]
here down satisfying that's nice see all right Lay It onet lay us on with the fortune let's see okay this actually has lucky numbers too awesome oh and the lucky numbers let's go so today's Fortune is going to be every excuse becomes a vice oh that's [ __ ] deep Bro every excuse becomes a vice like that I like that a
lot don't know what that means again I went to public school got it I think it's like a KN Public School you learn a lot of [ __ ] I mean hly you really do I think it feels like um like almost like a I I can equate it to like drinking right like think about it like you're out drinking and it just becomes like your your reason for doing things or for not doing things maybe you know I was sipping too much on the sauce and can't go see my daughter's wedding or you know can't go see my friend Joshua get his first Taiwanese boy you know I don't think it'll focus in on it just so people don't know or know that I'm not lying but why would I lie so honest um so yeah every excuse becomes aice so your lucky numbers for all you lucky people out there because this one does have lucky numbers your lucky numbers are 19 10 36 50 1 and 49 those are your lucky numbers for today this show hopefully you are blessed with a win or an attempted win that's awesome Joshua there is no green text I think I'm going to move away from the green text um I want to try to find something new so you know we're still in the middle of this we're still young we can still figure out what where to go from here but I do like your fortune thank you so much for that thank you so much for the the numbers I appreciate that you're welcome um you're welcome I hope I hope that serves somebody well because you know my Misfortune like your trash will be somebody else's treasure and their Fortune I promise exactly exactly listen everybody thank you for listening and thank you for watching we appre appreciate it um follow us on the YouTubes on the Instagrams I mean links are down in the Bios and [ __ ] and then um we appreciate anybody listening even if it's for five minutes or five seconds like doesn't really matter thank you so much we appreciate it um I think next week joshw I want to I want to kind of hint this out but like next week we're GNA have a pretty pretty decent uh Halloween episode going on lots of Halloween topics and I think I have a special surprise U for everybody for that so looking forward to that's all I got thank you let's go
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