Sorry For The Delay | EP.91 The Worst Episode Ever
Chapters
00:00 Introduction and Technical Difficulties
00:42 Post-Celebration Reflections
03:05 What's in Our Cups?
06:47 Coke vs. Cider: A Sweet Debate
09:44 "Chat on Tap" & House Keeping
13:29 Pet Peeves: Staying in Your Lane
15:51 Navigating Social Etiquette in Public Spaces
17:52 The Underwater Volcano Awakening
27:25 AI Song of the week "Claws and Scales"
32:30 Remake Madness: Live Action Adaptations
37:28 Live-Action Remakes: A Double-Edged Sword
41:53 The Disneyland Debate
47:26 Trends and Collectibles: The Rise of Labiboo
52:53 Fun Finds and Final Thoughts: Wrapping Up the Episode
Sound Bites
"This is the worst episode ever."
"I got whiskey, buddy."
"I lost my pinky."
"Chat on tap, that is great."
"Worst episode ever."
"Does this bother you?"
"The sleepy giant has woken up."
"You're fucked. You're fucked."
"It's one hard to keep up with."
"It's just a big trend right now."
"It's all a fucking game."
"Not bad, not bad at all."
Transcript
Sean “Laundry Pirate” (02:27.533)
Hello and welcome to another episode of Sorry for the Delay. We are your hosts. My name's Sean. This is Joshua. And Joshua, this is episode 91. Or as we're gonna title this episode, the worst episode ever. Because we just got off the high of the 90th celebration.
And now we're falling back down, you know, until we get to episode 100 and we'll come back right back up. episode 91, buddy, how are you doing this week?
Josh “Fridge Raider” (03:06.36)
That's like as we peaked right we peaked at 90 and now it's like we're a baby again And we're learning how to crawl and we're shitting our pants again. So we had a walk again, I guess But I'm doing okay other than the fact that I if you're listening to this in the morning It just might sound weird, but I just spent the last few hours painting So if I if I'm a little loopy if I'm a little kind of the weird in the normal Which is kind of hard to do for somebody like me because I'm already kind of fucking weird I just been sniffing paint fumes to the last like
Sean “Laundry Pirate” (03:09.31)
I always shit my pants.
Sean “Laundry Pirate” (03:25.965)
Painting?
Josh “Fridge Raider” (03:35.752)
Seven hours. So.
Sean “Laundry Pirate” (03:37.333)
What? Can I ask what were you painting? Were you artwork or was it painting a wall? You outside painting a fence? What are you doing?
Josh “Fridge Raider” (03:46.924)
No, so we've had paint in the garage for quite some time and I've been living where I've been living for like what? Same amount of time I've the paint like eight years, seven years, whatever it is. And the project has not happened until today, believe it or not. Apparently I'm just so busy the last eight years that I hadn't had time to even paint. So busy. Yeah.
Sean “Laundry Pirate” (03:57.133)
Okay.
Sean “Laundry Pirate” (04:01.451)
God, he just got lazy. Okay. Yeah. Really? Yeah. In the last eight years, you've just been so busy. Okay. All right. Makes sense. Yeah, sure.
Josh “Fridge Raider” (04:10.286)
Exactly, so fucking busy. But yeah, it just been painting so it's our master bedroom So we had to move all the furniture out and get all the laundry out the floor all the shit that just shouldn't be there anyway So it's kind of like a spring cleaning also in a way But man this this what you know, they say water-based paint doesn't give off a whole lot of fumes But if that's the case the way I feel I don't know if I'm a believer might be fake news Because I'm feeling tough away right now
Sean “Laundry Pirate” (04:23.094)
Okay, okay.
Sean “Laundry Pirate” (04:36.503)
Well, I feel like paint in general still has an odor to it. You know, even though it says low VOCs on there, like it still smells, you know, it's still going to kill some of those brain cells, you know, but at a lower risk. So yeah.
Josh “Fridge Raider” (04:50.11)
at a lower rate. It's kind of like a an alcohol percentage that's just not as hardcore, which could lead us into what's in our cup, you know.
Sean “Laundry Pirate” (04:55.787)
Yeah, exactly, Yeah, there you go. Look at that segue. shit. shit, buddy. by the way, everybody, this is a late night pod again for like the third week in a row, I guess. But there's that. So, Joshua, what is in your cup this week? Is it just straight burpees?
Josh “Fridge Raider” (05:12.918)
No, Sean, you're lucky because today, because I've been sniffing on paint fumes, I thought I'd keep it simple and I'm just drinking water.
Sean “Laundry Pirate” (05:21.523)
Wow, that's utterly disappointing. That is sad. That is sad. Sad everybody. So this episode is over this week.
Josh “Fridge Raider” (05:21.922)
Yeah, be mad. Be mad. Wait.
Josh “Fridge Raider” (05:30.67)
Damn it, was hoping for, no, wait, wait. I was hoping for a bigger reaction because come on, Sean, I got whiskey, buddy. I got whiskey. I got whiskey. There you go. Yeah, there you go. See how it flips? See how the color just changes on screen? A movie magic.
Sean “Laundry Pirate” (05:38.533)
well, he lied. He turned water into whiskey, everybody. It was beautiful. Sensational, really.
Movie magic and for those of you who missed it, Joshua showed me a glass of water and then he did some witchcraft and it is just a full glass of bourbon and a little bit of ice. So.
Josh “Fridge Raider” (06:03.47)
Some people might even call biblical what I just did right there, but you who knows
Sean “Laundry Pirate” (06:07.053)
Some people would, some people would. Hey buddy, after looking in your cup, are you a person who cares for the flavor of ice cubes? Because your ice cubes are real cloudy, you know? Like do you care?
Josh “Fridge Raider” (06:22.414)
Mmm. Well, I don't know I know I wouldn't say I sit there and like water and taste You know smart water and all these other different types of water so I don't sit there and suck on ice cubes all day so I don't know if I the flavor of an ice cube really Matters to me. I mean the clarity I'm not looking at an ice cube the same way. I would look at a diamond There's not the three C's or the three W's or whatever fucking three eyes and ice that I gotta look for Yeah, I know
Sean “Laundry Pirate” (06:38.155)
Okay, I just thought I'd ask.
Sean “Laundry Pirate” (06:48.077)
Yeah.
Josh “Fridge Raider” (06:52.276)
I don't think so. Yeah, cause eyes.
Sean “Laundry Pirate” (06:53.005)
I just thought I'd ask you know, yeah, it might bother some people or whatnot. So I just thought I'd ask Yeah, cool beans man. Cool beans. You want to know what I got? I can show you what I got Yeah, I haven't opened yet, but this one is kind of a callback to you buddy, this is Golden State cider Mighty dry. There's a little otter on there too buddy. It's a little otter on here What makes this cider kind of unique other than it being from California?
Josh “Fridge Raider” (06:59.714)
Yeah. Yeah, let's hear it. Let's see it here. Taste it.
Sean “Laundry Pirate” (07:21.509)
is that the fact that they use something called champagne yeast and what that basically does is give this cider almost a champagne like flavor
but without the like the grape taste, if that makes sense. just sorry, I poured him into my other little cup over here. So just going to drink it right now. But it's very fizzy. at that. Fizzy as fuck. But it's beautiful. It's delicious. I've had this before back home. Yeah, it tastes like a. Tastes like a semi sweet cider with the.
Josh “Fridge Raider” (07:46.862)
You
Josh “Fridge Raider” (07:51.822)
You can hear that.
Sean “Laundry Pirate” (08:06.581)
Addition of a yeasty quality to it. So think of like a almost like a beerish flavor without like the aggression of like yeast from the beer. So it's good. Almost like a champagne.
Josh “Fridge Raider” (08:24.546)
I will say that when you drink a bunch of ciders, I don't know, I feel like I get a bigger hangover from ciders than I do like a Coors Light. You know what mean?
Sean “Laundry Pirate” (08:30.367)
Mm-hmm. It's all sugar. It's it's definitely. Ciders are a lot of sugar, buddy. I mean, I can tell you there's a there's a thing on here. There is.
Sorry, well, firstly, I can't read.
Josh “Fridge Raider” (08:45.676)
No, so we drink the ciders for the sugar and we drink the Coors Light for the water. I mean, right?
Sean “Laundry Pirate” (08:50.443)
Honestly, realistically, there's actually not that much sugar in here. There's nine grams of sugar. And that's it. So that's less than a can of Coke. Yeah, actually, I'll have it all have like six of these, then knowing that now.
Josh “Fridge Raider” (09:00.09)
shit, yeah, there you go. If we're comparing it to coke, mean, Jesus. Yeah.
Yeah, mean, coke will rot your brain and your teeth. It'll dissolve a nail if you really want to get technical.
Sean “Laundry Pirate” (09:10.931)
Mm-hmm. Anything sugar.
You know, I love Coke though. I, I, there are a few things in life that I would give up and Coke is not one of them. I would not give up Coke. Like I, I would rather like lose my pinky, than give up Coke. You know, it's just good. It's just like, you can't tell me that it's not good. You know, like you're, maybe you're eating like a taco, like a street taco at a food truck and then just a nice glass bottle Coke to go along with your
Josh “Fridge Raider” (09:27.347)
I lost my pinky.
Josh “Fridge Raider” (09:34.293)
No it is.
Sean “Laundry Pirate” (09:44.621)
Beautiful tacos, you it just hits just fucking hits, bro
Josh “Fridge Raider” (09:46.38)
Well, we talked about water one time and the different flavors of water. So Coke also, depending on where you get it, has different flavors. Coke isn't the same Coke everywhere.
Sean “Laundry Pirate” (09:55.585)
yeah, yeah. No, not at all. Mexican Coke. You have American Coke. Yeah. Put them all together. You know, just Coke is delicious. Now I'm thinking about Coke. God, I'm thirsty.
Josh “Fridge Raider” (10:01.132)
McDonald's Coke.
Josh “Fridge Raider” (10:12.177)
So to yeah, yeah. Well, there you go, man. Fucking have some coke. Enjoy it while you listen to these two guys I don't know about coke early in the morning. If you're listening to this in the afternoon, I guess that's a Could do that
Sean “Laundry Pirate” (10:17.133)
I'm gonna pretend this is Coke. Mmm. Mmm.
Hey, you kind of reminded me of something. I think I know where I get my obesity from. when I was in, when I was in, hang on, let me, let me tell a story here. When I was going to school, the breakfast that I would consume on my way to school was as followed. One can of Coke and one NutriGrain bar in the flavor of strawberry. That was my high school breakfast when I would go to school.
Josh “Fridge Raider” (10:28.974)
Shit this is where we're going today. This is where we're going. We're breaking scales
Sean “Laundry Pirate” (10:53.517)
So maybe that has something to do with it. Maybe I should figure out like a lawsuit situation, you know?
Josh “Fridge Raider” (10:58.96)
Lawsuit, get in line buddy. Jesus.
Sean “Laundry Pirate” (11:03.059)
Don't be like one of those people who sue McDonald's for making them fat, you know?
Josh “Fridge Raider” (11:06.368)
Yeah, now you have a better chance suing them because their foods too hot or their coffee because people have won those lawsuits so You got a better chance of that and trying to go in after him for like go obesity They just be like eat less dummy. The calories are on the fucking the boxes now. So it's your own damn fault
Sean “Laundry Pirate” (11:10.701)
good point, good point.
Sean “Laundry Pirate” (11:16.42)
You know what? I'll-
What if I say that, that the carbon monoxide carbon monoxide, the carbon nation in the can of Coke was too much and it had my organs like expand or something. Like, do think that could be a valid reason?
Josh “Fridge Raider” (11:34.466)
I mean, they actually say, I think, a certain amount of what CO2 is actually good for you. I think there's CO2 tablets that people put in. Yeah, I think this is the thing.
Sean “Laundry Pirate” (11:39.117)
Really
Huh, someone's gonna have to fact check that.
Josh “Fridge Raider” (11:46.872)
Yeah, I think that's the thing. I think that's why people love like fizzy water, know, that carbonated water.
Sean “Laundry Pirate” (11:52.119)
put them in? I mean I love fizzy water but I don't know of any co2 tablets that I'm putting in there.
Josh “Fridge Raider” (11:57.644)
Yeah, things that fact check that somebody look up CO2 tablets and then you know wish we had chat sometimes on on on tap chat on tap.
Sean “Laundry Pirate” (12:03.821)
Who would be who would be in the chat nobody would be in the chat we do these things so late at night I see what you mean. You have chat like That would be pretty cool. If I could find a way to do that first. I will
Josh “Fridge Raider” (12:08.044)
No, I'm saying chat chibi-tea. Chat chibi-tea. Chat chibi-tea on tap.
Josh “Fridge Raider” (12:16.974)
I want to coin the phrase chat on tap. Can I coin that? Chat on tap.
Sean “Laundry Pirate” (12:20.557)
Chat on tap that is That's great. That's great, buddy. That's fucking great. I love it. I love it. You can do that. We're copyrighting it right now I mean it's in the description So there you go. It's in the transcript speaking of transcripts head on over to sorry for the delay dot live slash Episode 91 or EP 91 that's how we categorize those things and
Josh “Fridge Raider” (12:26.509)
Can do that?
Josh “Fridge Raider” (12:35.224)
Thank you.
Josh “Fridge Raider” (12:46.759)
Worst episode ever.
Sean “Laundry Pirate” (12:48.917)
Yeah, the word just look up the worst episode ever of the podcast and you'll find this one. Congratulations But on that website you can find some beautiful merch Including the shirt that I'm wearing right now the beautiful mermaid girl Also just for the record and because we're in the housekeeping corner Joshua did purchase some shirts for housekeeping For this episode and he's not wearing any of them. So I don't know what that makes it
Josh “Fridge Raider” (12:58.285)
Ahem.
Josh “Fridge Raider” (13:01.87)
So sexy.
Josh “Fridge Raider” (13:10.862)
Good.
Sean “Laundry Pirate” (13:17.293)
Does that make the merch not good enough? Does that make Joshua too lazy to put on a shirt? Who knows? Who knows? But what you, what we know? Head on over to Starford.lil.a.gov. slash merch and you can get yourself some badass shirts. And then on top of that, I really have nothing, nothing really going on. I did jump into the stew recently to start the Halloween collection or the fall time collection.
Josh “Fridge Raider” (13:21.806)
You
Josh “Fridge Raider” (13:44.01)
Hmm very cool
Sean “Laundry Pirate” (13:46.487)
for this year. The summertime collection is still there. I think it's going to run until the end of August is what we decided just well. August 30th I think is the last one. And then we'll go ahead and we'll release the the new Halloween stuff. And that actually does remind me the I've been getting a lot of feedback on some of the artworks and one in particular being the black cat t-shirt. Just know that it's going to get a redesign. So if you don't
Josh “Fridge Raider” (13:54.029)
Yeah, yeah.
Sean “Laundry Pirate” (14:16.215)
you don't like it the way it is now you'll probably love it when I redesign it so just stick around for that one and you'll have a really cool looking black cat but I will say if you get this original one now the rarity factor you know could be a thing could be a thing just saying just saying just just saying just
Josh “Fridge Raider” (14:31.414)
Look at it. Look him trying to push it. Trying to push it. So the thing about Sean, he takes pride. You we take pride in the artwork. I get it as an artist, you know, and you know, you want everybody to like it and everybody to love it. But you've got to appreciate the feedback, which I always do, even if it sucks. Constructive criticism, no matter where you stand, everybody needs it. So give it. We'll listen to it and then we'll take it as it comes. So appreciate it.
Sean “Laundry Pirate” (14:47.574)
yeah. Yeah. Exactly.
Sean “Laundry Pirate” (14:57.419)
Yeah, and we'll make things better. That's how that's really how you progress in anything is you take the feedback You make it better and you move on so that's what we're doing with the black hat shirt So it'll still be available in the shop, but just know that it's gonna get a redesign. So there's that Other than that transcript get everything that we're saying you can read it like a novel right there in the episode description What else what else what else what else did I have? I think that was it
Josh “Fridge Raider” (15:13.667)
Perfect.
Sean “Laundry Pirate” (15:27.297)
Joshua, think I'm ready. I think I'm ready for the chat with this section now, unless you got anything, unless you got something. Yeah.
Josh “Fridge Raider” (15:30.578)
You're ready You're ready. You're ready. You don't want to hear okay, because I gotta get bring this up Get it off my chest because it's brought to me earlier. We did a segment a while ago. It's like called pet peeve of the week We only did a couple of these we only did a couple of these pet peeves and I started asking around about people's pet peeves and if you got one let us know because I'm curious about people's pet peeves pet peeves, so I Asked this person. Do you got a pet peeve and they were like, you know what Joshua?
Sean “Laundry Pirate” (15:43.141)
yeah, pet peeves.
Josh “Fridge Raider” (16:00.31)
I do have a pet peeve. And they proceeded to tell me their pet peeve is people who don't stay in their lane.
Sean “Laundry Pirate” (16:10.957)
What do mean? Like in driving lane or like, okay. What does that mean?
Josh “Fridge Raider” (16:17.198)
So when people are not saying they're what this person was referring to is you know, have you ever been walking? Towards somebody and all of sudden they're just acting like they're drunk. They're going left They're going right and then all of a sudden you start going left and you're going right and now nobody knows where the fuck they're supposed to walk by each other on this it's like this little fucking dance that we do and then you start making eye contact like
Sean “Laundry Pirate” (16:31.447)
Okay.
Sean “Laundry Pirate” (16:39.275)
Okay, yeah.
Josh “Fridge Raider” (16:43.554)
You know, and then there's there could be like a bump on the shoulder and then a fight breaks out because you're bumping shoulders now like so Sure. I just want to know from a pet peeve Does this bother you and people do not stay in their lane when you're walking like towards it? You know, just like there's that dance that takes place. It's like you know, you
Sean “Laundry Pirate” (16:53.259)
sure.
Sean “Laundry Pirate” (17:03.347)
so it doesn't bother me per se. It does make it like it makes things awkward when I'm walking down the street, you know, and that could get bothersome if it's constantly happening. but I'm, I'm such like a pacifist or like a passive aggressive person that, if like that incident happens and you're doing the little dance, right.
Josh “Fridge Raider” (17:14.23)
Awkward. Yeah.
Sean “Laundry Pirate” (17:30.637)
I usually just laugh it off and I stand still and I let the person decide which direction they're going to go. I find that to be the best, best outcome. So, but no, I wouldn't say it bothers me, but it would if it happens consistently. Like, I guess you could, I guess if you're like jogging and shit and like you're running into people, like as you're like not physically running into people, but like you're, you're running and you're constantly meeting people.
as you're running, I could see then it would be consistently happening. But yeah.
Josh “Fridge Raider” (18:04.628)
With Sean Sean's felt he's not what he's what does understand the Sean's a big guy, right? Sean's tall So everybody just gets out of his way So if Sean's gonna write it's because Sean's being the asshole and he's still he's messing with them This is what Sean does when he's walking down the street He gets in front of people on purpose just to have this dance on he just does this to people so it's kind of different for Sean Now somebody like me, you know, I might be you know, I'm not gonna say my weight, you know, but
Sean “Laundry Pirate” (18:10.477)
Big.
good point, good point. Yeah, yeah, good point, good point. Yeah, you're right.
Sean “Laundry Pirate” (18:25.451)
Yeah, dance off. Yeah, I'm like...
Josh “Fridge Raider” (18:32.877)
You know, I tend to have these dances with people and and I started to think is there like an etiquette Should you always pass on the left or the right? Like is it is like driving a car? You know when you're going towards it. Should you just always pat, you know? Sorry No, okay. Let's see. Yeah, we all live here for a yeah, you're right
Sean “Laundry Pirate” (18:44.833)
I think, I mean, I think it depends on where you live, right? So I think here in in big America.
Let me finish my say here in big America, you know, we drive on the right hand side of the road So I feel like if you're going anywhere, you should always be walking like if you're going forward You're walking on the right side, you know, if you're coming back down you're walking on the left-hand side, know So I think if you're passing somebody You know pass the duchy on the left-hand side. Is that the way that song goes? so You know pass somebody on the left
Josh “Fridge Raider” (19:17.346)
Yeah, I think so.
Yeah, so I I just had I wanted to bring that because I wonder if anybody else experiences this these awkward moments were like Just stay in your own fucking lane man because it gets weird because for me I don't even know how to dance So when I got to do this dance, it gets even harder. I Don't need like I literally have two left feet so maybe it should be easier for me to pass but I don't know
Sean “Laundry Pirate” (19:36.287)
I don't know what the fuck you talking about.
Josh “Fridge Raider” (19:43.992)
Yeah, buddy. That's all I got. My little pet peeve there. So you ready? Ready, Sean? Is the audience ready? Okay, Sean. So this is the audio. I know, right? Literally. Just us.
Sean “Laundry Pirate” (19:44.845)
Interesting, interesting. That is a good pet peeve though. Thank you for the person who shared that. Appreciate that.
I'm ready. I'm ready. What do you got? The audience left 15 minutes ago. Like there's nobody here now. This is the worst episode of the, of the whole show.
Josh “Fridge Raider” (20:05.166)
Alright man, here we go. Let's get to it. We got buttons and we got topics. This is what we got today. So for the first topic for the chat with the section and again we appreciate everybody who chimes in on these things if you're interested or have an opinion about it please let us know. The first topic that we got is underwater fire giant, Sean.
Sean “Laundry Pirate” (20:10.445)
Okay. All right.
Sean “Laundry Pirate” (20:26.679)
Okay, underwater fire giant. It seems like an AI topic, but we'll find out.
Josh “Fridge Raider” (20:28.974)
I forget.
Okay, yeah, who knows where we're gonna get to. This topic here is brought to you by the man himself, Sean, over there. Yeah, if you're watching on YouTube, right here, this Sean, this.
Sean “Laundry Pirate” (20:37.773)
Me? Yeah, uh, remake madness is what this topic's called.
Josh “Fridge Raider” (20:42.798)
And the third topic, we don't got a lot today, so hopefully, you know, we don't got a lot. Third topic for today, and then I had this one right here. So, libibu or libiboring?
Sean “Laundry Pirate” (20:46.453)
Now, hopefully we can stretch it out.
Josh “Fridge Raider” (20:58.51)
Or it'll be boring.
Sean “Laundry Pirate” (21:01.419)
That is fucking funny. god.
Josh “Fridge Raider” (21:04.178)
John underwater fire giant Sean this this is kind of a big one and this is something that's come up in the news and If anybody is into science like I am you kind of just like start coming across these things But Sean have you heard about the underwater volcano of the Oregon coast?
Sean “Laundry Pirate” (21:24.877)
I've heard there are multiple volcanoes. I mean the one specifically that you're talking about. Yes, I've heard But I think there's more than one along like the Pacific Rim, right? There's like a group of volcanoes around the Pacific Rim or Pacific Ocean
Josh “Fridge Raider” (21:40.428)
Yeah, there's there's actually a bunch of them and and it not to scare you even more, but there you go, Sean. There are.
Sean “Laundry Pirate” (21:47.085)
thanks. is us a map of all the volcanoes.
Josh “Fridge Raider” (21:54.508)
Yes, currently these are all obviously they're not all active because if they were we would be in trouble. But this is a list of most of I don't think it's all of them all the volcanoes up and down California Washington Oregon and I see a couple up there by Sean.
Sean “Laundry Pirate” (22:17.112)
yeah. Yeah, I'm fucked.
Josh “Fridge Raider” (22:17.742)
So yeah, so this this gets a little nerve-racking right when you think about these things that are kind of laying around right but recently this volcano off the Oregon Coast has woken up the sleepy giant has woken up and It's it's actually something that has has happened in the past before this one has it started going off in 1998 But roughly end of every 10 to 15 years Since then this volcano
Sean “Laundry Pirate” (22:30.507)
Mmm. Mmm.
Josh “Fridge Raider” (22:47.532)
starts to go off again. And now it's back alive.
Sean “Laundry Pirate” (22:52.269)
Okay, alright. Bring it on, volcano. Like, what's up, you know? What you claim, bro?
Josh “Fridge Raider” (22:56.91)
So My thing with this right is is every once in a while humanity gets a punch in the face and They come in the form of volcanoes. They come in the form of earthquakes and they cut meteors You know, there's a bunch of shit that happens to us as people and I have to ask myself sometimes am I prepared for this or Sean would you be
prepared or would you know what to do? Or do you know what to be prepared for? You are fucked. You are fucked.
Sean “Laundry Pirate” (23:29.727)
No, buddy, I'm fucked. I'm fucked. Like, what am I gonna do? Like, natural disasters are one thing, you know, like, yeah, you can have, like, a first aid kit, you know? Yeah, you can have some fresh water somewhere here. You can fill up your tub and, like, you know, do all the survival stuff. But realistically, you're fucked. Like, you, like, what are you, you can't, like, if the volcano explodes, right? Maybe I die instantly, you know?
Maybe the seismic blast kills me. And then at that point, shit, I'm up there fucking having a beer with Elvis, you know, it doesn't matter. Doesn't matter. But if I don't die instantly, where am I going to go? The traffic alone to get anywhere would be insane. It would be insane. There would be no way of getting, anywhere, you know? So there's really no preparation that you can realistically do.
Josh “Fridge Raider” (23:59.298)
Mm-hmm.
Sean “Laundry Pirate” (24:29.109)
Unless you were told a month in advance, hey, this is going to happen on this given week, right? Because then within a month, you can figure out a way to get out of here, like out of the danger zone or whatever, you know, but that's not going to happen. That's not going to happen. Nobody's going to know within a month. Well, maybe, I mean, it's volcano people, have ways of testing it, but besides the point, besides the point here, right?
Josh “Fridge Raider” (24:56.343)
No.
Sean “Laundry Pirate” (24:58.955)
you're not gonna know when this stuff's actually gonna happen. So to be prepared for something like that? Damn near impossible. So I'm screwed. So if in the news, if the volcano explodes and there's no episode or Joshua comes on here, big old sad puppy dog eyes, just know I'm gone. I'm gone.
Josh “Fridge Raider” (24:59.701)
end
Josh “Fridge Raider” (25:07.47)
Okay, just screwed.
Josh “Fridge Raider” (25:16.044)
Mm-hmm.
Josh “Fridge Raider” (25:21.272)
Sean is gone. So the three things that I'm about to read off don't even matter because you're not going to do them like There's no way to prepare the I read. Yeah, yeah Okay, so if you're okay with just dying like Sean, you know I think there's a big percentage that just is okay and not being prepared and just having to
Sean “Laundry Pirate” (25:27.853)
I mean you can read them to me. It doesn't mean I'm gonna do them.
Sean “Laundry Pirate” (25:38.829)
You
Sean “Laundry Pirate” (25:44.781)
If you're If you're... You're fucking ready to die like me.
Josh “Fridge Raider” (25:45.912)
fucking cereal in his fridge and just eating his dog and shit like if he's okay with just just laying rolling over then just do everything he just said just don't do nothing just don't be prepared at all but according to chat if you wanted to prepare at all and have something to be ready for this volcano that could be going off number one is know your risk zone so know your risk zone
Clearly, Sean doesn't know his wrist zone. He just wants to die. Number two, have a go bag ready. So have a go bag ready. So if you don't got a go bag ready, this is my point. Yeah, this is the advice.
Sean “Laundry Pirate” (26:24.759)
Yeah, but where you gonna- where the fuck you gonna go? Where the fuck you gonna go? You're gonna be stuck in the road and then what's gonna happen? The lava's gonna hit your fucking car and then you're gonna melt through and it's gonna melt on top of you and you're fucking dead. Fucking dead. Just stay home.
Josh “Fridge Raider” (26:36.684)
So on top so so clearly Sean did not read number three because it's plan your escape so Sean he is already just giving up on how to even get out and then getting out isn't even an option for him he just wants to sit and and just let it happen so
Sean “Laundry Pirate” (26:47.021)
There's no escape. There's no escape.
Joshua Joshua that you are gonna be in a city with hundreds of thousands of people All of them are going to try to escape right? There is nowhere No where There's nowhere to go buddy, it's not gonna happen. It's not gonna. I guarantee you people who try to Dude, go look at any natural disaster
Josh “Fridge Raider” (27:04.362)
No, because some people could be just like you that just want to sit there and do nothing. So you can't say everybody wants to escape, they can be just like you, like fuck it. One less person, you, is in my way.
Sean “Laundry Pirate” (27:21.685)
and how bad the traffic is. Like it's not happening. You're not driving anywhere. Like you're fucked. You're fucked.
Josh “Fridge Raider” (27:31.192)
So e-bikes, skateboard, know, things that don't require gas. I mean, I don't know.
Sean “Laundry Pirate” (27:35.873)
Yeah, you're gonna you're skateboard fucking through a highway while there's a fucking volcano going off Incinerating people in their vehicles. Yeah, go fuck yourself. That ain't Fucking get out of here with that shit Fucking bike tires are gonna melt before you get the fucking road on Jesus
Josh “Fridge Raider” (27:41.966)
I mean, I don't know.
Josh “Fridge Raider” (27:54.062)
You
I get it. it. I get it. I mean, some things I think like a volcano, you kind of have a chance. Just saying. I think you might have a chance. But if a meteor crashes down for, know, we specifically we were talking about volcano. So Sean, does it doesn't matter if it's a volcano or what? He's given up to that too. So he's gonna sit there.
Sean “Laundry Pirate” (28:06.836)
Scientifically, maybe, yeah.
Sean “Laundry Pirate” (28:12.471)
Yeah. Dunzo Dunzo, I'm to sit here, watch my last thing of Pornhub and just fucking let them let the heat take me.
Josh “Fridge Raider” (28:22.958)
Get cooked like a little popcorn curl just pop
Sean “Laundry Pirate” (28:27.277)
Yeah, it would probably be instant which would be nice. So that's cool
Josh “Fridge Raider” (28:30.222)
I don't think, no, I don't think, I think you melt slowly, man.
Sean “Laundry Pirate” (28:35.231)
Maybe. Maybe. But I mean, if that's the case.
Josh “Fridge Raider” (28:35.822)
I think you put no no no yeah you melt like you your skin melts you ever seen chicken cook in an oven that's your skin like that chicken doesn't not instantly just cook for you takes like fucking 45 minutes that shit gets to eat you know the same fucking way I'm cook you slowly
Sean “Laundry Pirate” (28:43.393)
No.
Sean “Laundry Pirate” (28:50.099)
Listen if it happens it happens. All right. I'll let you know in the afterlife what happens. All right saying fucking saying
Josh “Fridge Raider” (28:59.95)
Alright, well there you go, man. If you want to make it, be ready, have a go-bagged. If not, sit there, get blown up, melt, get cooked like a chicken.
Sean “Laundry Pirate” (29:09.951)
Listen, there's nothing you can do. Just enjoy it while you still have time. Just putting that out there.
Josh “Fridge Raider” (29:17.582)
There go, buddy. That's what we got. Underwear fire jet. Don't be afraid.
Sean “Laundry Pirate” (29:25.453)
All right, buddy. Hey, before we get to remake madness, let's let's take a little break from the amazing content we're providing you guys and listening. Let's do an AI song for the week, buddy. And to everybody listening, you guys can head on over to start for a little bit live slash radio and to hear and hear this next song in its entirety. But.
Joshua, this song is based off of my fun find for the week and it'll make more sense when you see it. But this song is called Claws and Scales. So here you go. This is track number 41. We're getting real up there, buddy. Real up there in the tracks, which is crazy. So here you go, guys. Enjoy.
Josh “Fridge Raider” (30:12.462)
Yeah, 41.
Sean “Laundry Pirate” (32:47.061)
All right, buddy. There's your AI song for the week. How did that make you feel?
Josh “Fridge Raider” (32:53.556)
Was that like, is that jazzy? Like how would you, I don't even know what to put genre to put that in.
Sean “Laundry Pirate” (32:57.495)
Technically, technically the classification for that would be rockabilly.
Josh “Fridge Raider” (33:04.302)
Okay, okay, all right, all right. I mean, I think that would make a top 41 list. I think that would do it. I think that would make a top 41. Yeah.
Sean “Laundry Pirate” (33:09.651)
Yeah, for sure. That would definitely be number 41. Yeah, I really liked it. It was kind of fun for the trumpet solo in that one. Like the groove that that trumpets was hitting is sensational. So it was nice.
Josh “Fridge Raider” (33:25.57)
I mean you gotta have lungs for that. was never a big, what kind of instrument is that? What was that, a horn? No, what do they call that style? Because there's like chord, chorda, know instruments. I thought they were just like, yeah. I thought it was a specific, yeah maybe, yeah. There you go, brass instruments. Yeah, I was never big brass instrument, but I did play the clarinet, believe it or not.
Sean “Laundry Pirate” (33:28.874)
yeah.
Sean “Laundry Pirate” (33:40.565)
Chorded like wind instruments like wind instrument like brass like the brass section
so you're a real wind guy. Interesting. Okay. I get you. I used to play the flute, so that was fun.
Josh “Fridge Raider” (33:54.67)
Yeah, for a little bit, for a little bit. Just didn't have the lungs, man.
Josh “Fridge Raider” (34:02.242)
The recorder, do you ever get down on the recorder?
Sean “Laundry Pirate” (34:04.663)
So everybody starts off on the recorder, you know? And then you move your way up to the flute, and then you can hit the clarinet, then you can go to a bunch of other stuff if you really wanted to, but yeah, fun times, fun times.
Josh “Fridge Raider” (34:18.146)
Hmm. There you go. That wasn't bad. That was a good one.
Sean “Laundry Pirate” (34:20.653)
Yeah, thanks. So if you guys want to listen to that song in its entirety head on over to StarfordLateOutLive.com AI radio and it'll be there for you. Just waiting, waiting for you to say hi.
Josh “Fridge Raider” (34:33.367)
this thing alone yeah well Sean you go remake madness hit me with the buddy
Sean “Laundry Pirate” (34:34.765)
Yeah, so go on.
Sean “Laundry Pirate” (34:39.185)
remake madness, Joshua. I feel like it's time we talk about this. Last week we talked about Disney and they are one of the biggest, I want to say issues with this whole thing. But the amount of animated movies that are being turned into quote unquote live action movies, Joshua. Do you know what I'm talking about?
Josh “Fridge Raider” (35:07.425)
Okay.
Sean “Laundry Pirate” (35:08.663)
Do know what a live action movie is?
Josh “Fridge Raider” (35:10.732)
Yeah, it's like what they did with what is it like? Lion King we did with Snow White or all these other Yeah
Sean “Laundry Pirate” (35:16.843)
Yes, exactly. Exactly. So on top of wanting to talk about them and getting your opinions on them, I wanted to start off with a list of new movies that are being made in live action. Okay. So these are the, the ones that have been confirmed. Okay. So I'm going to give you a few of them and you tell me whether or not you are interested or not. Okay. So
The first one that I have for you is the Jungle Book 2.
Josh “Fridge Raider” (35:52.44)
Jungle Book 2.
Sean “Laundry Pirate” (35:54.411)
Yeah, did you ever see the first Jungle Book? Okay.
Josh “Fridge Raider” (35:56.256)
I did. I did. did. They actually they made a movie about that to Jungle Book also. Right. Yeah. So they had the cartoon the movie. So they're making a live action. So when you say live action is going to have like the animated characters and like all that kind of shit like that CGI in with it.
Sean “Laundry Pirate” (36:03.873)
Yes, that's why there's a sequel.
Sean “Laundry Pirate” (36:16.118)
Well, it's a sequel to that first Jungle Book movie.
Josh “Fridge Raider” (36:20.59)
Okay, Jungle Book 2 does not strike me as I'm gonna go to the theater and see it. No, I'm not gonna go watch Jungle Book 2.
Sean “Laundry Pirate” (36:26.869)
Yeah. Yeah. I neither am I buddy. Neither am I. No, but I don't think any. So the first off the first jungle book didn't need it. Right. Now, now you give me a sequel to that. Nah, nah, I'm good. You know, I can go straight to VHS, you know, I don't need to watch that. the second one, Joshua is Aladdin two. Did you see that?
Josh “Fridge Raider” (36:51.758)
Mmm.
Sean “Laundry Pirate” (36:54.283)
Did you see that Aladdin remake with Will Smith?
Josh “Fridge Raider” (36:57.518)
That was a terrible movie. I think Will Smith did a horrible job. And sometimes I don't know how they cast these people or whose dick didn't get sucked properly for this shit to happen. Because that was I mean, that was a terrible movie. And Will Smith is that like like I really hope they took some money back from him. I don't know what they paid him.
Sean “Laundry Pirate” (36:59.917)
Yeah.
It's bad. It's bad.
Sean “Laundry Pirate” (37:07.563)
you
Sean “Laundry Pirate” (37:11.213)
you
Sean “Laundry Pirate” (37:19.053)
Hey, you owe us this amount of money because this is bad.
Josh “Fridge Raider” (37:23.182)
I'm not trying to talk shit about him. don't know him personally, you know, he just kinda, he went from the fresh Prince to like the fresh idiot dude, like the fresh dick of Bel Air. You know what I mean? He did, no, I mean he did man. Like I'm not trying to, again, I don't know him. Maybe he's a really sweet guy. He gives out full size candy bars on Halloween and shit. Maybe he's like the nicest guy out there. But I don't know. Sometimes people's egos get bigger than their waistline and just, it just gets kind of fucking weird man. So.
Sean “Laundry Pirate” (37:33.581)
Damn, Josh, we're in hot.
Sean “Laundry Pirate” (37:53.325)
I see what you mean.
Josh “Fridge Raider” (37:53.452)
I that was that was not a good movie and if they bring it back for the second one I hope they like Put somewhere in the closet. It doesn't make this much money We're taking some back from this one and the previous one you made that suck,
Sorry, Coolsmith. Sorry, buddy. Sorry.
Sean “Laundry Pirate” (38:06.635)
Well, now you've got your hard opinions on that movie. The last one I'll give you, Joshua, for ones that have been confirmed, because I have two that are kind of confirmed but not confirmed, so I'll get your opinions on those ones. But the last one is Cruella 2. Did ever see the first Cruella? Hopefully I'm pronouncing that right. Okay, that had Emma Stone in it, my childhood crush. It was okay. It's better than I expected. I'll give it that.
Josh “Fridge Raider” (38:10.605)
Sorry.
Josh “Fridge Raider” (38:28.068)
No, I didn't.
Sean “Laundry Pirate” (38:36.759)
So, a sequel?
going either way on that one, but I'm not jumping into the theater for that one.
Josh “Fridge Raider” (38:45.166)
But are you biased because it was a crush?
Sean “Laundry Pirate” (38:48.041)
Yeah, probably. think that that might be it. Definitely a little biased on that one. But, you know, not a shame to admit it.
Josh “Fridge Raider” (38:55.758)
Yeah, sometimes you got to revisit those crushes. I man sometimes you just you're looking at him with like beer goggles or teenage dick You know what? I mean, you just like you just like a dumb growing person. Your brain hasn't evolved yet and you just kind of like hmm You know
Sean “Laundry Pirate” (39:02.379)
Yeah, rose colored glasses. Yeah.
Sean “Laundry Pirate” (39:10.795)
Nah, still, still in love. So I, I, I went back and I re looked at it over and over again with my adult eyes, with my adult, my sober adult eyes. and the last two that I have Joshua for you are the first one is the He-Man remake live action. You know, He-Man, mean, that was around during your time, right?
Josh “Fridge Raider” (39:16.174)
With your adult eyes with your adult eyes, you're still okay
You
Josh “Fridge Raider” (39:34.2)
Hmm.
Josh “Fridge Raider” (39:38.606)
You know that was before my time. I also remember the action figure figures. I do remember the cartoons but before my time I never saw the movie though cartoons. I never I didn't even know there was a movie honestly
Sean “Laundry Pirate” (39:41.343)
sorry, my bad.
Sean “Laundry Pirate” (39:53.869)
Yeah, apparently they're making a live-action remake of it. So there's that one. I thought that one could be interesting. So I was like, oh, all right. mean, it might fall into the category of the movie GI Joe. Do you remember the GI Joe movie? Okay, yeah, it might fall into that category, but who knows? We'll see how it comes out. And the last one I have for you is the Care Bear live-action remake.
Josh “Fridge Raider” (40:08.78)
Yeah, I thought, yeah, yeah.
Josh “Fridge Raider” (40:22.658)
Hmm. I'm trying to think how you get bears to shoot magical fucking shit out of their bellies and and make it like a thing that I want to watch.
Sean “Laundry Pirate” (40:30.541)
Right? And this is kind of like the problem.
Sean “Laundry Pirate” (40:36.587)
Yeah, and that's this is the issue. It's quote unquote live action, right? Which essentially is just CGI, right? So the movie, How to Train Your Dragon just came out, which not going to shit on that movie right now because I have not seen it and I do want to see that movie because apparently from all the reviews, it actually did live action correctly, which is
Josh “Fridge Raider” (40:46.722)
Mm-hmm.
Sean “Laundry Pirate” (41:03.975)
Remaking the move the original movie just with live actors Or as live as you can get them right because they still did a toothless, which is still apparently very close to the original so Toothless is the dragon in how to train your dragon
Josh “Fridge Raider” (41:20.258)
Wait, wait, who's Toothless?
Josh “Fridge Raider” (41:25.333)
Does he really not have teeth?
Sean “Laundry Pirate” (41:28.589)
He has teeth but it's it's weird because he can like retract them and like just get all gummy You got to watch the movies. They're great great movies. But yeah, this live-action movie is kind of like kicking ass in the theater right now so I want to see it before I judge it but I think for a Care Bear movie It's gonna have to be a lot more CGI which then kind of like hits the realm of like what is live-action?
Is it just the use of like the real scenes and sets and you just add your character? I don't know, man. It's, it's a weird thing, but there's just so much going on with this live action stuff that it's like, it's one hard to keep up with. And two, when it fails, it fails miserably. Like the Snow White movie that you mentioned before, like when stuff goes bad, it goes bad. So
Josh “Fridge Raider” (42:04.012)
Thank you.
Josh “Fridge Raider” (42:24.749)
Mm-hmm.
Sean “Laundry Pirate” (42:26.989)
I don't know. I think they're coming out with a whole new like universal monster series of movies and I'm not sure if I'm looking forward to that.
Josh “Fridge Raider” (42:35.158)
I think if they made like Care Bears made them like to not care like they made it like a horror style like they did with Winnie the Pooh like they just shoot fire out of their bellies and they and like you reach for them to give them a hug in their belly of something to eat your arm or your face or some shit. You know if they just kind of remake the Care Bear and make them less the care less, you know.
Sean “Laundry Pirate” (42:41.485)
no.
Sean “Laundry Pirate” (42:50.792)
Mm-hmm.
Sean “Laundry Pirate” (42:58.453)
I that's just gonna be a parody movie. Like that's a movie that you gotta create now. So good luck with that.
Josh “Fridge Raider” (43:05.058)
I mean, mean, fuck, there's no good luck. That's a winner. You make any bear angry and mean, somebody's gonna love it. People like that wicked shit. Halloween's coming.
Sean “Laundry Pirate” (43:14.283)
Yeah, honestly, yeah, you're not wrong probably. But that was it, Joshua. That was my remake madness. mean, how do you feel about these remaked or animated movies being remade into like live action? How do you feel about that?
Josh “Fridge Raider” (43:18.35)
Did you ever want to need a poo?
Josh “Fridge Raider” (43:32.096)
Well, I kind of think about upper management and people that are put in position to come up with ideas. Like, are they hiring people for fresh ideas? Are they hiring the kids of the people that had those original ideas and now they're just recycling nepotism and they're just recycling ideas and they're just not bringing in new fresh thinkers because it doesn't fit their mold. I think that's happening. I think they got too many people who think the same and want to stick with that mold and.
For somebody who likes change and likes things to be different, it's not something I'm interested in, but what do they care about my money? I don't have any. So I mean, fuck like, okay. They don't know who they care about is all the idiots that I'm sorry for the fucking millions of people that go to Disneyland every single fucking year. I get it. It's your happiest fucking place, but a lot of pedophiles go there. A lot of fucking dirty shit happens there. STDs get traded daily.
Sean “Laundry Pirate” (44:09.037)
Yeah, good point. Yeah, you're not the demographic for this.
Sean “Laundry Pirate” (44:27.981)
Literally, Joshua's not a fan of Disneyland.
Josh “Fridge Raider” (44:30.402)
There's holes in the bathrooms where people could spy on you and shit. There's all kinds of fucking weird shit that happens at Disney. No, it is true. There's videos all over the place about that shit. No, I'm not looking at the videos. It's videos that pop up about how dirty Disneyland really is and it's a false narrative that they try to sell you that's the happiest place on the fucking earth. It's really not. They put that there to take your money.
Sean “Laundry Pirate” (44:39.373)
don't think that's true.
Sean “Laundry Pirate” (44:43.211)
or why are you looking at these videos?
You
Josh “Fridge Raider” (44:59.438)
They raise the prices every year, they make it unaffordable for families, they make parents feel guilty because they can't afford it for their kids. They take out loans and credit cards and fucking shit to go there. I mean, come on, Disney's cool for what it is, but it's not the happiest fucking place. Stop telling people that. It's really not.
Sean “Laundry Pirate” (45:08.854)
Listen.
Sean “Laundry Pirate” (45:20.055)
So I would have to disagree with you on that. think this night is the happiest place on earth. But let me tell you this.
Josh “Fridge Raider” (45:22.286)
Of you would. You're a fanatic. You love Disney. You would defend them until the volcano blows up and you die sitting in your fucking chair. That's what you would do about Disney.
Sean “Laundry Pirate” (45:28.205)
Let me tell you this Joshua, let me tell you this. Hang on first of all Fuck them kids. All right, fuck them kids. You made you made a conscious You made a conscious fucking effort to have those little gremlins and now you're paying for it I don't want to hear you bitching and complaining because you can't afford to go to Disneyland You got to put all these fucking loans out because you had kids Sorry, who sucks to be you? Don't bring them. Don't bring them
Josh “Fridge Raider” (45:35.979)
Shit no, I've got the pairs other kids
Sean “Laundry Pirate” (45:57.911)
Put them up for adoption, you know? Then come over to Disneyland, hang out with me, have a beer. Let's get fucked up on the Mickey Mouse carousel, you know? So I have no pity, no pity for people who are complaining about how fucking expensive it is. You made the choice to have a family, to be happy, all right? Go fuck yourself, go find somewhere else to be happy.
Josh “Fridge Raider” (46:21.142)
Okay, okay, you made a point about the okay. I get it kids right but even adults are finding it hard To go there to have fun because it's so fucking expensive. So it's not just about the kids It's about grown people making sixty five thousand dollars a year who can't even afford to go there Like it's it's just ridiculous. It's just it's just ridiculous
Sean “Laundry Pirate” (46:39.575)
then I think you have something wrong with your finances. If you're making $65K a year and you can't afford to set aside a little bit of money to go to Disneyland, then you don't need to go. So there's that.
Josh “Fridge Raider” (46:49.976)
Yeah, but it's just not Disney. It's the parking. It's the food. It's the it's the lodging. It's it's it's the experience. It's the amount of money it takes to get there.
Sean “Laundry Pirate” (46:56.345)
at here. See, that's the issue. So the issue is poor planning is what I'm hearing from that, because there are ways that you can plan a Disney trip in the most cost effective way and still have fun. Like there's a Disneyland for everybody.
Josh “Fridge Raider” (47:11.406)
I think I see a topic here. Sean is going to do a topic someday on how to do Disney on a budget and we're going to see how budget conscious his Disney plan is and see how many of us can afford it and how much we have to save to go. Let's do this.
Sean “Laundry Pirate” (47:24.097)
The problem, I'll do it. Listen, I will do it, but here's the issue that comes up every time you talk prices. It's because everybody's dollar value is worth more or less. So no matter what price I give you, you're either going to be like, that's pretty affordable. Or you're going to be like, no, that's still really expensive. It doesn't matter what price I give you. You're going to have one of two opinions. And that's just the way it goes.
Josh “Fridge Raider” (47:51.136)
No, because you start with what it costs to go there first of all. That's so you have to start with what it takes just to get in. So right off the bat, that's what it costs you. You start with that and then you back it up. And then if you want to go forward, okay, how much does food cost to get there? Okay, well then don't eat there. Eat somewhere else. Okay, how much does that cost? You know, yeah, you got to work the budget, of course.
Sean “Laundry Pirate” (48:12.779)
Yeah, the see the issue... Just with the issue is that I can give you all those statistics, right? But your value of a dollar is not the same value that I have for a dollar, you know? I take shits on hundred dollar bills. That... That's the thing, you know?
Josh “Fridge Raider” (48:18.424)
Mm-hmm. Yeah.
Josh “Fridge Raider” (48:25.058)
But it's the same dollar.
It's the same dollar though. That's my point. It's the same dollar your dollar the dollar the one dollar you have in your your Pocket right now is the same one dollar. I have we have the same one dollar of equal value The amount we have is different. Yes, but it's the same dollar
Sean “Laundry Pirate” (48:40.511)
Yes, but it doesn't it doesn't mean you value that dollar the same way Let's say for example, Joshua. I put your ass on the streets, right? I put your ass on the streets. You're clotheless You're you're out there sucking dick for change, right? I Give you one dollar right that one dollar is gonna be more valuable to you than it is to me Who's here sitting in luxury taking shits?
Josh “Fridge Raider” (48:47.278)
But it's the same dollar.
Josh “Fridge Raider” (48:52.814)
Okay.
Josh “Fridge Raider” (48:57.228)
which would never happen, but.
Sean “Laundry Pirate” (49:10.293)
and gold toilets wiping my ass with a hundred dollar bill. You know, that dollar is going to be more valuable. It is. Yeah, it's the same thing, but it's more valuable to you.
Josh “Fridge Raider” (49:14.862)
It's still a dollar though. Still the same thing. It's still the same thing. That's what I'm saying. It is the same thing. So you can buy the same thing that I can with one dollar. You can buy the same fucking thing that I can buy with one dollar.
Sean “Laundry Pirate” (49:23.019)
The fucking American dollars are already fucking in the shitter.
Sean “Laundry Pirate” (49:29.087)
Yeah, for now. Way to go, America. Dollar ain't worth a dollar anymore. Congratulations.
Josh “Fridge Raider” (49:32.103)
Yeah, well good point. Yeah, I know that's why people are going crypto.
Sean “Laundry Pirate” (49:39.277)
Alright buddy, let's move on here.
Josh “Fridge Raider” (49:39.374)
Yeah, yeah buddy.
Josh “Fridge Raider” (49:45.893)
Labiboo are labiboring everybody. So this is a big old trend still. I didn't know if this was going to be a trendsetter or a trend killer or what the fuck this was going to be. I see a lot of memes. know, me and Sean love funcos and people were saying these things are going to be the, the, the Funko killer. But a while ago I got this little, this little Labiboo, my little Coca-Cola. We were just talking about Coca-Cola earlier and look at this thing.
Sean “Laundry Pirate” (50:08.193)
Yeah, your little boo boo. Yeah, we were. There it is. Look at that. Full circle, baby. Full circle on the worst episode of the podcast.
Josh “Fridge Raider” (50:14.318)
Look at how cute this thing is. mean, I mean, they are pretty soft and they are pretty kind of weird looking. is this thing really worth what everybody thinks it is? I don't know. I don't know if it is. I don't know if it's better than a Funko. I don't know if it's worse than a Funko. But I heard a weird statistic or it wasn't a statistic, but somebody was telling me whenever weird trends like these pop up, it means the economy.
is starting to tank or starting to crash. So people find something to invest in that basically is like a fun little thing like beanie babies or fucking, you know, like, like even the, the McDonald's happy meals, little toys, like people just start collecting these random little things because they have some kind of value and they, and they resell them because the market's kind of getting weird. So I'm just curious if this is just one of those things where
Sean “Laundry Pirate” (50:52.781)
Okay, I see, I see.
Josh “Fridge Raider” (51:10.734)
People are somehow thinking that this is a safe haven little investment. It's a cool little thing. So we can we should search it like yeah. And that's what I'm curious about. Do you think that these things are actually as fun as they really are? Do you think they're just let be boring?
Sean “Laundry Pirate” (51:17.069)
God, I hope not.
Sean “Laundry Pirate” (51:26.657)
think it's just a big trend right now. I don't see it as like an economy, like in a what fuck what's the word, like a red flag kind of thing. I think it's just a trend, kind of like how Furbies were a thing, you know? I think eventually these things are just going to kind of die off and kind of just go to the wayside. I mean, it's kind of like what happened with Funko's. Like Funko's hit a peak and then it's still kind of just tapering off as much as we love Funko's, right? Fucking podcast.
Josh “Fridge Raider” (51:38.863)
yeah, yeah, Furbies, yeah.
Sean “Laundry Pirate” (51:56.277)
always has fun goes on here. But their their value has stayed consistent rather than shooting like skyrocketing. Right. So these la boofies or whatever, their value is skyrocketing. But eventually it's going to come down and just kind of just be a thing. Right. It's just going to be a trend. And then people are going to be like, you had one of these. Yeah, I had one of those, too, kind of thing.
Josh “Fridge Raider” (51:57.73)
Yeah, we do.
Josh “Fridge Raider” (52:08.195)
Mm-hmm.
Josh “Fridge Raider” (52:11.758)
Lebbiboo
Sean “Laundry Pirate” (52:26.113)
So I don't, I really hope people aren't buying them thinking that they're going to be worth money in the future because all plastic like this is not a real investment in anything. So yeah, it's my opinion on that.
Josh “Fridge Raider” (52:41.678)
Okay, so we're going with their fun. This thing is fun. This thing is soft. It is cute. I mean, it is cute. Like why would somebody not want to buy one of these? I mean, I don't know, but is it ever going to be more valuable than your Jordan 1s? Probably not. So I guess be careful. I don't know. But yeah.
Sean “Laundry Pirate” (52:45.709)
I mean it's cool, it's cute.
Yeah.
Sean “Laundry Pirate” (52:58.668)
Probably not.
Sean “Laundry Pirate” (53:03.051)
You know, and I will admit on here, you know, we've been trying to get them, which is kind of funny, because the, for so long, they were so just readily available up here. And now it's like, well, can't find any of them. And, you know, do I feel bad? No, but it is fun to get that, like to go on the chase, you know, it's always fun to do that. So, yeah.
Josh “Fridge Raider” (53:24.65)
It's like going after the big fish. never you never know if you're gonna get a good one like a unique one in those boxes That's the other thing it's like when you open the box is like the value goes down because you open it But how do know what's in it? It's all it's all a fucking game
Sean “Laundry Pirate” (53:30.219)
Yeah, exactly.
Sean “Laundry Pirate” (53:37.281)
Yep. You know what's even crazier about kind of stuff like this is like the the resale market for these things, like the the fake Labooboos and like, yeah, like the I mean, they're being made in what Korea, I think is it it Japan? I don't know where they're being, but they're being made overseas. And it's like they probably have factories with a whole bunch of these things. And that's what that's like.
Josh “Fridge Raider” (53:39.213)
Ahem.
Josh “Fridge Raider” (53:47.228)
Mmm, that's when it gets scary. Yeah
Sean “Laundry Pirate” (54:05.847)
fueling like the knockoff market, you know, so Somebody's making money and it's not any of the people buying them. I'll tell you that
Josh “Fridge Raider” (54:14.606)
If right, I think I got that one for like 45 bucks or something like that.
Sean “Laundry Pirate” (54:19.689)
See, somebody made $45 off you. That's crazy.
Josh “Fridge Raider” (54:21.774)
I don't think I ever spent $45 on the Funko, but I Funko's worth $45 that didn't pay for $45 for so.
Sean “Laundry Pirate” (54:28.095)
I mean, I've spent, I think the most I've spent on a Funko is like 150 bucks, but that's because it's one of like the, the rare, universal monster figures.
Josh “Fridge Raider” (54:33.09)
Jesus Christ.
Josh “Fridge Raider” (54:38.274)
Well, I mean, but you love them more than just like that value. You really like the artwork and yeah, so it's kind of different. You'll pay for that. Yeah, buddy.
Sean “Laundry Pirate” (54:40.215)
But I'm a, I love them. Yeah. Exactly. Exactly. Definitely. Definitely different. Well, buddy, we're almost to the end of the episode here. So maybe we start landing this plane. Maybe we show off some fun finds because we're speaking about Funkos and stuff. Let's show off some fortunes, lucky numbers. Let's give the people what they truly want. An ending.
Josh “Fridge Raider” (54:54.318)
here.
Josh “Fridge Raider” (55:06.254)
You know, kind of feel sad because I don't really have a fun find. I just kind of showed off my old... I don't have a... I don't have a fun find today, man. I know. Today I don't have a fun find. I mean, we said this was going to be the worst episode ever, so why don't we just stick with this being the worst episode ever? And not have a fun find today. That's okay. Yeah.
Sean “Laundry Pirate” (55:09.751)
You don't get a fu- You don't get a fun fight? What kind of shit is this?
Sean “Laundry Pirate” (55:20.893)
is. It is. You're right.
Well, Joshua doesn't have a fun find, but I have a fun find. Like I alluded to with the AI song, Joshua, this is my fun find and also artwork for the week. Here it is. So this is the creature from the Black Lagoon being attacked by kittens, which is why the song was about kittens and scales. It's because the cats went on a kitten rampage and
Josh “Fridge Raider” (55:38.414)
check that out.
Sean “Laundry Pirate” (55:55.381)
decided to attack our lovely creature from the Black Lagoon, Mr. Gilman there. It's pretty fucking cool. And, this art was made by, Kate Philbin. and can check out a lot more of their stuff, on their website, which is stupidanimalshop.com. So there you go. There's your artwork for the week. I loved it, dude. I loved it. we got this, when we're in Seattle.
Josh “Fridge Raider” (55:59.022)
That is pretty funny dude. Not gonna lie that is kind of that's pretty funny.
Josh “Fridge Raider” (56:17.038)
Friendly plug there. That was nice.
Sean “Laundry Pirate” (56:24.749)
We went through kind of like the touristy shops and this there was a whole series there was Dracula creature from the Black Lagoon Pretty much any Universal Monster character, but this one I found I was like, this is the one I want because he's my favorite so but they go there's my Fun find. Yeah, original work. We're all about original artists like last week Josiah Flores shout out and then you know
Josh “Fridge Raider” (56:42.872)
some original artwork, not bad, not bad.
Sean “Laundry Pirate” (56:53.773)
I don't want to spoil anything, but I've been watching some older episodes and Joshua used to have a bunch of really cool handmade art, but those people just don't create anything for him anymore. think I think he lost the trust.
Josh “Fridge Raider” (57:04.142)
No, we got stuff coming we got some I mean just because I didn't have a fun fun today everybody Doesn't mean I don't have a bunch of this is the countdown to episode 100. Okay, we got a bit We got to build this up. You got to get you Yes, we're nine episodes away. Yeah, so we're counting down, man
Sean “Laundry Pirate” (57:15.285)
yeah, this is nine episodes away now after this.
Sean “Laundry Pirate” (57:21.907)
or as I said last week, 90 weeks. So we're nine weeks away, which is still a correct term. It's not wrong, but whatever. Whatever.
Josh “Fridge Raider” (57:25.966)
Cheers.
Josh “Fridge Raider” (57:33.614)
Yeah, buddy. All right, here we go. Do we move on to the like last part of this here? Let's get you know, let's get the you know Yeah,
Sean “Laundry Pirate” (57:41.207)
Yeah, let's get this fucking worst episode over with and get the worst fortune out of the fucking way here. I can already feel it.
Josh “Fridge Raider” (57:46.882)
Whoo, yeah, that's let's go to The worst batch of the fortunes and it's the fortunes against humanity bundle, you know, I would imagine this might not be your first episode but if it is Get ready for this shit These are fortune against humanity fortune cookies and they're supposed to be funny. They're supposed to be random But honestly, they've been duds. I think I even got one. I didn't have one in it at all, which is pretty disappointing
Sean “Laundry Pirate” (57:53.631)
Mm-hmm. The fucking shittiest fortune.
Sean “Laundry Pirate” (58:00.831)
Sorry.
Sean “Laundry Pirate” (58:13.453)
Yeah, that was a good one though. That was a fucking funny one. No fortune for you, Seth.
Josh “Fridge Raider” (58:16.844)
So we'll find out. Yeah, we're going to find out if this thing continues the trend of just not being funny or whatever it's supposed to be. shit. Look, see, I opened this one and it was already open. It was already broken. So it's just getting worse as. Yeah, it's already going bad. All right, buddy. So here we go. Here is your worst episode ever. Fortune for episode 91 today here. Here we go.
Sean “Laundry Pirate” (58:29.93)
wow, it just, it wants to be read.
Josh “Fridge Raider” (58:45.634)
You are a publicly disgraced in a man's restroom for organizing a cockfight.
Sean “Laundry Pirate” (58:54.829)
Alright, that wasn't terrible. Made me laugh. it's not bad.
Josh “Fridge Raider” (58:58.88)
I mean, it's not bad. Yeah, I mean, that's a first. And again, if this is your first time hearing these shits, like, sometimes these are repeats that this is a first. This is the first. This was not a repeat. So thank you.
Sean “Laundry Pirate” (59:10.049)
Yeah, definitely a first. All right, I'll that one a seven out of 10 on the scale there. Not bad, not bad at all.
Josh “Fridge Raider” (59:17.102)
publicly disgraced. There we go.
Sean “Laundry Pirate” (59:20.205)
Alright, let me give you guys your lucky numbers. Feel free to use them for whatever nefarious reasons you would like and if you ever win anything, you're not obligated to share, but you know, maybe come buy a shirt. Sorry for the late live slash merch and just right here are your seven lucky numbers for the week. They are one, three, eight, 10, 21, 26 and 36. Once again, your seven lucky numbers are one, three, eight, 10, 21, 26 and
36 buddy. Hopefully you guys win something if not, just come back next week and get some more, you know But Joshua it's time to land this plane So give the people what they really came here for which is the end of the show monologue presented by Joshua and his sponsors over at sorry for the delay live
Josh “Fridge Raider” (01:00:18.754)
Well everybody, it's been another wonderful episode. Hope you guys enjoyed that back and forth between me and Sean about Disneyland because occasionally we get into it. I hope you really love that one. But other than that, man, I don't got too much to say. I'm still high off paint. I'm done with my whiskey. I'm ready to go to bed. I love all of you guys. Thank you to everybody who bought a shirt and is still going to buy a shirt.
We appreciate all you guys. Thank you for the love and we will see you next week on episode 92.
Sean “Laundry Pirate” (01:00:53.643)
Yeah, hey, I did get some feedback on a shirt that was purchased They said they really liked it and the quality was great. So there's that I was happy about that shout out Yeah, I wish Joshua would wear one yeah exactly yeah, why you know fuck us I guess Yeah, sure he does Anyways, thank you guys for listening. Thank you for watching We really do appreciate it head on over to start for little a dot live slash merch And just pick up a shirt
Josh “Fridge Raider” (01:01:03.896)
They're nice shirts. They feel really good. Even though I'm not wearing one right now. I mean, I have it right there. I have it's right up there.
Sean “Laundry Pirate” (01:01:23.641)
Like Joshua said, see you next week. We love you guys. Joshua, you know what's coming, Here it is. What do you call a monster with a high IQ?
Josh “Fridge Raider” (01:01:29.518)
You're late on me, man. I do, I do, yeah.
Josh “Fridge Raider” (01:01:38.486)
I don't know.
Sean “Laundry Pirate” (01:01:41.943)
Frank Einstein. Ladies and gentlemen, will see you next week. Deuces!
