Sorry For The Delay | EP. 133 Bonus | Alphabet, AI Puppy Pads & Ice Cream Trucks

This week, Sean & Joshua try to start an episode and accidentally build a small museum of side quests: asymmetrical bodies, dropped nuts, broken AI prompts, alphabet pep talks & ice cream truck economics (the pre-show has escaped containment.). Then it’s marbles, spelling-bee dread, Choco Tacos & enough creative-process chaos to explain why the real episode needed a runway. Enjoy the show!


-WHAT’S IN OUR CUP-

Sean: None This Episode
Joshua: None This Episode

-CHAT WITH US-

• Behind-The-Scenes Pre-Show Chaos
• This Or That
• Let’s Go Gambling
• Vegas 100
• Casino Crawl
• Ice Cream Truck Talk

-CHAPTERS-

00:00 EP. 133 Bonus Intro & Random Pre-Show Chats

00:24 Organic Chaos, Claps, Snaps & Heavy Hands

01:09 Asymmetry, Shoe Sizes & The Go-Go Nut

02:36 Planning The Main Episode Topics

04:39 Semi-Live Brainstorming & Script Struggles

06:14 Four Screens, Fake Best Friends & Inspirational Posters

08:41 AI Prompt Confusion & The Topic Generator Spiral

10:50 AI Puppy Pads, Guardrails & Creative Process Talk

14:07 Don’t Give Up On The Alphabet

16:18 600,000 Words, Spelling Bees & Marble Talk

20:54 Ice Cream Trucks, Choco Tacos & Bonus Episode Launch

-SOUND BITES-

• “This is organic right here. Like two seeds just getting watered for the first time.” - Joshua describing the pre-show chaos.

• “I got heavy hands. Actually, dehydrated mitts is what I got right now, buddy.” - Sean explaining his weak snap energy.

• “The human body is not supposed to be symmetrical.” - Sean turning body imbalance into science-adjacent wisdom.

• “Is that why one ball is supposed to always drop?” - Joshua asking the medical question nobody ordered.

• “This episode is all about brainstorming.” - Joshua naming the bonus episode’s natural habitat.

• “I wonder how I would do with the actual script written out for me. I’d probably do terrible.” - Joshua admitting scripted life is not for him.

• “I feel like I have four best friends in front of me right now.” - Joshua bonding with his screens.

• “You got to lay down the little AI puppy pads.” - Joshua explaining how to guide artificial intelligence.

• “Don’t give up on the alphabet.” - Sean finding the bonus episode title in the rubble.

• “The ice cream man was legit. Respect.” - Joshua honoring the neighborhood frozen-treat economy.

-FORTUNE & FINDS-

Fortune: None This Episode
Lucky Numbers: None This Episode

Fun Finds / Value Finds:
Sean: None This Episode
Joshua: None This Episode


Transcript

 

00:00 Welcome to a bonus episode from podcast

00:03

00:03 133 of Sorry for the Delay. I'm your

00:06

00:06 editor, Mia. Things get kind of odd with

00:08

00:08 a behind-the-scenes peak on the random

00:10

00:10 chats before an episode. Enjoy.

00:24

00:24 >> I don't even know either. That's That's

00:26

00:26 what makes this so great. This is organ.

00:28

00:28 >> Oh [ __ ] It's or it's orgasmic.

00:30

00:30 >> [ __ ] organic right here. Like two

00:32

00:32 seeds just [ __ ] getting watered for

00:34

00:34 the first time.

00:35

00:35 >> This is who we are.

00:37

00:37 >> We're like two virgins in front of a

00:39

00:39 microphone like, you know, it's like,

00:42

00:42 you know, Jesus Christ.

00:45

00:45 >> All right. Hit your hit your claps.

00:49

00:49 >> Nice. Got my snaps.

00:52

00:52 There we go. Felt like that was a weak

00:53

00:53 snap, but it's fine. And we'll go with

00:56

00:56 the punches, baby. We'll go with the

00:57

00:57 punches. Here we go. You got you you got

00:58

00:58 heavy hands tonight.

00:59

00:59 >> I got heavy hands. Actually, dehydrated

01:02

01:02 mits is what I got right now, buddy.

01:04

01:04 It's been a hot day over here in the

01:06

01:06 Seattle area. It's been warm.

01:08

01:08 >> Is it possible for half your body to be

01:10

01:10 swollen? Like one of your hands to be

01:12

01:12 bigger than the other.

01:13

01:13 >> I'm sure it is. It's probably a health

01:15

01:15 condition. Really?

01:16

01:16 >> So, yeah, there's that. Oh, I forgot to

01:18

01:18 pull my [ __ ] uh I'll just pull this

01:21

01:21 one. That's fine. I got this one. I got

01:23

01:23 this over here. Yeah, I got to get all

01:25

01:25 my [  ] together. [  ] I'm falling

01:26

01:26 apart over here, buddy. So you're so

01:27

01:27 you're telling me you're telling me if

01:31

01:31 there could be people out there that

01:32

01:32 have like two different size shoes

01:34

01:34 >> cuz you know like

01:36

01:36 >> No, I think that's an actual thing.

01:37

01:37 >> Yeah.

01:38

01:38 >> Yeah. The the human body is not supposed

01:39

01:39 to be asymmetrical. You know, it's

01:41

01:41 supposed to be or sorry, the human body

01:43

01:43 is not supposed to be symmetrical. It's

01:45

01:45 supposed to be asymmetrical. You know,

01:48

01:48 there's always something a little bit

01:49

01:49 off with your people's body, you know.

01:52

01:52 So

01:52

01:52 >> is that why one ball is supposed to

01:54

01:54 always drop?

01:55

01:55 >> Yeah. Yeah, cuz one should always one's

01:57

01:57 just

01:57

01:57 >> one should always be down. Yeah. Yeah.

01:59

01:59 That's the That's the [ __ ] uh what do

02:02

02:02 they call that nut? That is the uh the

02:04

02:04 go-go nut. You know,

02:06

02:06 >> is it always the same nut, you think?

02:08

02:08 >> I don't know. Tell me what what nut is

02:10

02:10 dropped for you, buddy.

02:11

02:11 >> Hey, chat. Hey, chat. Uh can you tell us

02:15

02:15 when your nut when the nut finally

02:16

02:16 drops, is it always the left one or the

02:18

02:18 right one? Or is this totally

02:20

02:20 biological? Whether it's your left nut

02:22

02:22 or your right right nut at draws first.

02:24

02:24 >> Someone let us know.

02:25

02:25 >> I wonder what chat knows that.

02:27

02:27 >> I have no idea. They probably will now.

02:30

02:30 There's that

02:30

02:30 >> right now that now that we said it.

02:32

02:32 Yeah. Words to add to the Sorry for

02:33

02:33 delay search bar.

02:36

02:36 >> All right. What's in this chat with the

02:37

02:37 section? Do you have anything?

02:38

02:38 >> Okay. Here we go. Um [ __ ] Let me hit a

02:40

02:40 button.

02:41

02:41 >> Hit the buttons. Hit the button.

02:42

02:42 >> That button there buttons. Okay. Here we

02:44

02:44 go. On it.

02:48

02:48 >> This or that. Let's Go Gambling, Vegas

02:51

02:51 100, and Casino Crawl. Okay. Uh, I

02:55

02:55 [ __ ] forgot what this or that was.

02:57

02:57 And I also forgot about what was Let's

02:59

02:59 Go Gambling. I have no idea what these

03:02

03:02 things are. Hang on. Let me see if I

03:04

03:04 >> That's fine. I mean, as long because

03:06

03:06 obviously the last two topics are really

03:08

03:08 going to go into Vegas.

03:10

03:10 >> Yeah.

03:10

03:10 >> Um, that's what I figured. And I will I

03:13

03:13 if if things start to pop up, I will

03:15

03:15 probably just kill the conversation or I

03:18

03:18 will just say let's leave it for the

03:20

03:20 next topic or some [ __ ] I don't know.

03:23

03:23 >> Okay. Uh I'm just going through my chat

03:26

03:26 log real quick just so I can see.

03:28

03:28 >> I mean, was this or that like rice in

03:29

03:29 the burrito? Were we just trying to fill

03:31

03:31 time?

03:33

03:33 >> Uh now I feel like I had something for

03:35

03:35 this or that.

03:36

03:36 >> Sure. Sure. the sour cream or the guac

03:39

03:39 >> burrito we're about to

03:40

03:40 >> [ __ ] I would have just called it

03:42

03:42 something if it was I would have just

03:44

03:44 called it something like I would have

03:45

03:45 just went back to a um

03:49

03:49 a [ __ ] previous topic

03:51

03:51 >> I mean you haven't even brought back the

03:53

03:53 red button again keep I mean maybe

03:55

03:55 that's

03:55

03:55 >> I know I know

03:56

03:56 >> well that was just about space though

03:58

03:58 you know like space

03:60

03:60 >> that's fine we can make red buttons

04:02

04:02 about other things too doesn't have to

04:03

04:03 be just about space

04:05

04:05 >> that's true that's true

04:06

04:06 >> you know Mega points. Um,

04:11

04:11 I'm not seeing anything for this or that

04:13

04:13 in here, but I have a [  ] ton of [  ]

04:16

04:16 in here.

04:18

04:18 >> What do you mean?

04:20

04:20 >> Just like this or this or that?

04:23

04:23 >> Yeah, I had like um

04:28

04:28 Well, I have a whole bunch of like

04:29

04:29 brainstorm ideas.

04:30

04:30 >> Mhm.

04:32

04:32 And we could brainstorm. I mean, you

04:35

04:35 know, 44 minutes in, we're already

04:37

04:37 brainstorming as it is.

04:39

04:39 >> No, [ __ ] This This episode is all about

04:42

04:42 brainstorming,

04:44

04:44 >> right? This is a live brains or maybe

04:46

04:46 not live, semilive, it's a it's a semi.

04:49

04:49 >> It's a semi.

04:50

04:50 >> We haven't gotten to the to the prompts

04:52

04:52 or not that we prompt, but you know,

04:54

04:54 scripts or whatever we do here. I don't

04:55

04:55 know.

04:58

04:58 Some kind of script.

05:02

05:02 I wonder how I would do with the actual

05:04

05:04 script written out for me. I'd probably

05:05

05:05 do terrible.

05:08

05:08 >> I think you would, buddy. I think you

05:10

05:10 would do horribly,

05:11

05:11 >> right? Like I would have to practice it

05:13

05:13 to be so organic to do it. Like I'd have

05:16

05:16 to live in the moment. Like I'd have to

05:18

05:18 like if it if I need to be cold, I'd

05:20

05:20 have to practice it when I'm like

05:21

05:21 outside freezing with no clothes on.

05:23

05:23 Like I would have to

05:25

05:25 was like method acting. Like I I had I

05:27

05:27 really have to embrace what the words

05:29

05:29 are trying. I'd have to live the words

05:31

05:31 on the page for it to be real.

05:34

05:34 >> Every episode would take so much longer

05:37

05:37 like to get through. It would be insane.

05:40

05:40 >> Do you remember when you were trying to

05:41

05:41 do that commercial?

05:43

05:43 >> Yeah, we still have it up there. You can

05:44

05:44 see for those of you listening to this

05:46

05:46 right now, I don't know what Mia is

05:47

05:47 going to do with this, but if for those

05:49

05:49 of you listening, go watch our [ __ ]

05:51

05:51 trailer for the YouTube channel if

05:54

05:54 you're not subscribed. Uh the Joshua

05:56

05:56 took forever to get that out. So,

05:58

05:58 >> I did. I did. It was It was difficult,

06:01

06:01 man. I'm not used to reading the words

06:03

06:03 on the screen like this. Like, this is a

06:05

06:05 whole new challenge for me. I thought by

06:07

06:07 having more screens it was going to make

06:08

06:08 it easier to read [ __ ] but having more

06:11

06:11 screens, maybe it's just more

06:12

06:12 distracting,

06:14

06:14 >> but I'm okay with it. I love technology.

06:17

06:17 I feel like I have four best friends in

06:19

06:19 front of me right now. Like, I have four

06:20

06:20 >> four best friends.

06:22

06:22 >> Four best friends.

06:23

06:23 >> [ __ ]

06:23

06:23 >> Yeah.

06:24

06:24 >> What the hell are you talking about?

06:25

06:25 >> Well, cuz they all I mean, they all want

06:27

06:27 to make me a better person. Like look at

06:28

06:28 look at them. They're just looking at me

06:30

06:30 like, "Hey Joshua, just be better. Just

06:32

06:32 do better."

06:33

06:33 >> Who are you looking at right now? What

06:34

06:34 are you talking about?

06:35

06:35 >> Talk about the screens. The screens

06:37

06:37 technology. It's like, you know,

06:39

06:39 everything in front of you, you know,

06:40

06:40 it's like it's like a it's like a

06:41

06:41 chalkboard. It's like a teacher, you

06:43

06:43 know, in a room, you know, these are

06:44

06:44 these are

06:45

06:45 >> your blank canvases that are supposed to

06:47

06:47 be making you learn or be better or

06:50

06:50 interactive, you know, like. So the

06:53

06:53 they're like my four

06:56

06:56 mirrors are like my four best friends.

06:57

06:57 They're supposed to be feeding me

06:58

06:58 information. I'm supposedly using them

06:60

06:60 to make me better.

07:01

07:01 >> Oh. Oh, weird. Okay. I I see what you

07:05

07:05 mean now. I I literally thought that you

07:07

07:07 were just looking at people in front of

07:10

07:10 you and you're like, I have my four best

07:12

07:12 friends here. And I'm like, who else is

07:14

07:14 in the room with you, Joshua? There's no

07:16

07:16 one in the room with you.

07:18

07:18 >> Maybe that's what I need. I should put

07:20

07:20 like posters up of people like

07:21

07:21 inspirational people behind the so if I

07:24

07:24 ever get lost I can just look up into

07:26

07:26 like the rock's eyes and be like hey the

07:28

07:28 rock you know or you know maybe it's

07:30

07:30 like Peewee Herman on his bike or just

07:34

07:34 somebody weird maybe it's ET

07:36

07:36 you know big bird whoever inspires you

07:38

07:38 maybe just put them near your monitor so

07:40

07:40 you can like look at them in case you

07:42

07:42 get stuck

07:43

07:43 >> I'm reading this thing

07:44

07:44 >> no you're fine I'm I'm just rambling you

07:47

07:47 know tell me you do that all the time

07:48

07:48 I'm good at

07:50

07:50 Uh, what what is the what?

07:56

07:56 What of a rabbit hole did you go down in

07:58

07:58 your own mind?

07:58

07:58 >> What have I done?

08:02

08:02 Was it you or who you or I who smoked

08:05

08:05 last episode? Because you're making it

08:07

08:07 seem like you're the one who's back on

08:10

08:10 the the lettuce, buddy.

08:12

08:12 >> I know, right?

08:14

08:14 >> I mean, you're even squinting like it's

08:16

08:16 hard to read, you It's

08:17

08:17 >> Yeah, I'm trying I'm trying to I'm

08:19

08:19 trying to figure out what this gave me

08:21

08:21 and it's just it's [ __ ] it it didn't

08:24

08:24 >> it I don't I don't understand what it

08:27

08:27 gave me. Um

08:31

08:31 >> it's like you're reading a prescription

08:32

08:32 or something to a [ __ ] What are you

08:35

08:35 What are you trying to read over there,

08:36

08:36 man?

08:37

08:37 >> Oh my god. Okay. Um

08:41

08:41 it's supposed to So this thing that I

08:43

08:43 generated is supposed to generate

08:46

08:46 topic. It's a topic generator with like

08:48

08:48 a a slot machine idea and it randomizes

08:52

08:52 episode pitches, segment ideas, copy

08:55

08:55 meters, and copy. It has a whole bunch

08:56

08:56 of stuff, but it doesn't make any

08:59

08:59 [ __ ] sense.

09:01

09:01 >> Like, is it spelled? I mean, are things

09:03

09:03 just are there words out of order?

09:04

09:04 >> No, no, no. Everything make like

09:06

09:06 everything's written correctly, but I

09:07

09:07 don't [ __ ] get what it is.

09:11

09:11 >> Can you just type in there? What the

09:13

09:13 [ __ ] are you trying to teach me? Can you

09:16

09:16 just talk back to it like, hey, put this

09:18

09:18 in simple terms. What did we discuss

09:20

09:20 last time and how did we get here?

09:22

09:22 >> I mean, I like this concept that it's

09:24

09:24 giving me, but I think I need to refine

09:26

09:26 it a little more. Um, hang on.

09:29

09:29 >> It's fine. Looking forward.

09:31

09:31 >> This is just going to be this is going

09:33

09:33 to this is going to be a a backer like

09:35

09:35 this will be a bonus segment and then

09:37

09:37 we'll start the podcast when we're

09:39

09:39 ready. No,

09:40

09:40 >> that's fine. I mean, we're all about,

09:42

09:42 >> you know, we love we love the bonus

09:43

09:43 content. Yeah. I mean, this literally is

09:47

09:47 content right here.

09:49

09:49 >> All right. I think I think I got I think

09:50

09:50 I got something here. I think I can get

09:53

09:53 something from this.

09:54

09:54 >> You have made lemonade from lemons.

09:57

09:57 >> I think so. I think so. I think so. I

09:59

09:59 think this could work if it does what I

10:01

10:01 think it's going to do.

10:05

10:05 >> Does it require button pressing?

10:07

10:07 >> It does. It does. So, it'll be

10:08

10:08 interactive.

10:10

10:10 >> Okay.

10:11

10:11 >> Which I think could be really fun if

10:13

10:13 this works. So, I'm just waiting for it

10:15

10:15 to finish thinking.

10:16

10:16 >> I think I want to have a button for like

10:18

10:18 uh one of these fine days. Let's press a

10:21

10:21 button and just slowly in the background

10:24

10:24 just an inflatable doll just slowly

10:26

10:26 starts to inflate behind me.

10:31

10:31 >> I would also like that button for you.

10:34

10:34 >> Just like a weird creepy like a blowup

10:37

10:37 doll just in the background. It just

10:39

10:39 blows up and just stands there halfway

10:42

10:42 through the episode.

10:45

10:45 >> It didn't do what I thought it was going

10:46

10:46 to do. So, I'm going to ask it to do

10:48

10:48 something else. Hang on.

10:50

10:50 >> No, it's fine. I mean, takes a little

10:51

10:51 bit sometimes. I mean, see, this is the

10:54

10:54 whole thing about AI, right? Like, it

10:55

10:55 just doesn't do it for you. Still have

10:57

10:57 to walk it along. It's like a puppy, you

10:60

10:60 know? It'll piss and [ __ ] everywhere

11:01

11:01 along the way. You But you have to lay

11:04

11:04 down the little puppy pads that, you

11:05

11:05 know, you got to guide it.

11:09

11:09 Like that's what AI

11:11

11:11 >> you got to lay down the little AI puppy

11:13

11:13 pads.

11:14

11:14 >> Got lay down little guardrails for it,

11:17

11:17 man. Otherwise, it'll [ __ ] and piss all

11:18

11:18 over your idea and make up its own [ __ ]

11:21

11:21 you know? Literally, it'll just diarrhea

11:23

11:23 all over your thoughts and then you

11:24

11:24 won't get anything out of it. No

11:25

11:25 content, nothing.

11:26

11:26 >> Right.

11:28

11:28 this I don't think people real I think

11:31

11:31 this is I'm so happy this is going to be

11:32

11:32 a bonus thing because I like for the

11:35

11:35 people to know like some of the

11:37

11:37 background stuff that goes on like into

11:39

11:39 getting this like sometimes sometimes

11:41

11:41 Joshua and I come on with like very

11:43

11:43 strong ideas and like we we know what we

11:45

11:45 want like Joshua knows what he wants

11:47

11:47 right he has two topics in this thing

11:48

11:48 that you've probably already heard and

11:50

11:50 he's he's he's eager and willing like

11:52

11:52 I'm trying to create the meat and

11:54

11:54 potatoes like the the the fillings right

11:56

11:56 along Joshua's like meal and sometimes I

11:59

11:59 forget what I was going to talk about

12:02

12:02 and then it's kind of like well I kind

12:04

12:04 of got to figure out something now. Um

12:06

12:06 and that's what I'm doing right now. I'm

12:07

12:07 trying to figure out what to do and by

12:09

12:09 the time you guys watch this you would

12:10

12:10 have already seen what I did and

12:11

12:11 hopefully it worked and if not then I'm

12:14

12:14 sorry but you know there's a lot that

12:16

12:16 goes on behind the scenes in these in

12:18

12:18 these things. It's

12:19

12:19 >> I mean yeah we're not bots.

12:21

12:21 >> Yeah we're not robots. We may use robots

12:23

12:23 to help us like creatively get our ideas

12:25

12:25 going, but you know, we're we're human

12:28

12:28 beings.

12:30

12:30 >> I, you know, if I had the creative

12:31

12:31 ability to like adjust my bot,

12:34

12:34 I I wonder how much I would want to make

12:37

12:37 it like myself. Like, if I saw it acting

12:39

12:39 in a too robotic way, I'd be upset. I'd

12:41

12:41 be like, "Dude, that's that's stupid."

12:43

12:43 Like, I want it to say dumb stuff. I

12:45

12:45 want it to be inappropriate. You know,

12:48

12:48 if it's if it's too

12:51

12:51 >> if it's too like, you know, regular. I

12:54

12:54 don't know, man. I turn the dial.

12:58

12:58 >> That's not what human that's not what

12:59

12:59 humanity is. We are different. We're not

13:01

13:01 supposed to be like perfect circles.

13:04

13:04 >> I want to be a perfect circle, though.

13:08

13:08 >> Well,

13:10

13:10 I mean, you add a few more calories to

13:13

13:13 your diet, you could be a big circle you

13:15

13:15 want to be, buddy.

13:20

13:20 be as perfect as you want.

13:22

13:22 I don't know if I support that decision,

13:25

13:25 but

13:26

13:26 >> thanks, buddy.

13:28

13:28 >> I mean, you know, if you want to if if

13:30

13:30 you want to make fitting through a door

13:32

13:32 harder in your life, go right ahead. Be

13:34

13:34 a bigger circle, you know. Be the reason

13:37

13:37 why bigger, wider doors are made.

13:41

13:41 >> Thank you, buddy. I want to be the

13:43

13:43 reason why we have to make 11 foot wide

13:45

13:45 games or doors. Sorry, I was reading a

13:48

13:48 thing.

13:48

13:48 >> Yeah. Like French doors aren't even wide

13:50

13:50 enough because you have to roll through

13:52

13:52 it. So you're tall, right? You're not

13:53

13:53 even standing. So it's got to be

13:54

13:54 >> Yeah. You got to push me through.

13:56

13:56 >> You got to roll through the door. You

13:57

13:57 can't even walk.

13:60

13:60 >> Why not?

14:01

14:01 >> That's what I'm saying.

14:02

14:02 >> Just get real with it. We're going to

14:04

14:04 talk about it.

14:07

14:07 >> All right. This is my last iteration on

14:08

14:08 this. And if this doesn't work, then

14:09

14:09 we're just cutting it. We're [ __ ]

14:11

14:11 cutting it.

14:12

14:12 >> No, this is not No, this is the creative

14:14

14:14 process, man.

14:17

14:17 >> The creative process doesn't work

14:18

14:18 sometimes.

14:19

14:19 >> Do you think the person who created the

14:21

14:21 alphabet [ __ ] gave up on letter

14:23

14:23 [ __ ] B? You know,

14:27

14:27 >> okay, so you have the letter A.

14:30

14:30 >> Yeah. You think that they gave up all of

14:32

14:32 a sudden like got to Q and they're like,

14:34

14:34 what the [ __ ] do I put next? You know,

14:36

14:36 they just gave up. Yeah, I think Q would

14:39

14:39 probably be where I would give up

14:40

14:40 because what do you do after a Q?

14:42

14:42 >> That's what I'm saying. Like can't just

14:45

14:45 give up. You're, you know, you haven't

14:47

14:47 even gotten to Q yet,

14:49

14:49 >> right? So give up on this idea like they

14:52

14:52 didn't give up on the alphabet cuz we'd

14:54

14:54 all be screwed if they would have gave

14:55

14:55 up on the alphabet.

14:56

14:56 >> It's so [ __ ] great. I got to retitle

14:58

14:58 I got to retitle this. Uh, don't

15:04

15:04 don't give up on the alet.

15:15

15:15 There you go. There's your [ __ ]

15:16

15:16 title. Don't give up on the alphabet.

15:20

15:20 Yeah, man. I mean, we'd have less words,

15:23

15:23 too. It'd be a problem, you know?

15:26

15:26 I mean, maybe we need less words,

15:27

15:27 actually. Maybe the dictionary is too

15:29

15:29 big.

15:32

15:32 maybe.

15:34

15:34 Okay. All right. Uh Okay. So, Okay. Hang

15:37

15:37 on. Uh I just want to be able to like

15:41

15:41 have chat also like I can hit a button

15:45

15:45 and it'll like activate my mic and I can

15:47

15:47 just like talk to this thing and it'll

15:48

15:48 just like answer questions for me.

15:50

15:50 That'd be great. Like an interactive bot

15:52

15:52 that I can just ask questions while

15:54

15:54 we're doing this.

15:55

15:55 >> That would be nice.

15:56

15:56 >> Yeah, because I don't type fast enough.

15:58

15:58 >> Okay. This doesn't make any sense. How

16:00

16:00 does this game work?

16:04

16:04 I'm gonna retry this.

16:09

16:09 If you can't spell alphabet, do you

16:10

16:10 think you should go back to school?

16:12

16:12 >> Yes. Yes, you should.

16:15

16:15 Okay. Holy [ __ ] I just I just did a

16:18

16:18 little bit of research.

16:20

16:20 >> The Oxford English Dictionary, the OEED,

16:24

16:24 contains over 600,000

16:27

16:27 words and phrases.

16:29

16:29 What the [ __ ]

16:31

16:31 >> I mean, this is [ __ ] crazy. That's

16:33

16:33 too That's too many.

16:35

16:35 >> That's That's way too [ __ ] many.

16:38

16:38 >> I mean,

16:39

16:39 >> I don't want that many. I don't need

16:40

16:40 that many in my life.

16:42

16:42 >> Could you imagine being one of those

16:44

16:44 like kids at the spelling bees and you

16:46

16:46 got to you got to know that there's over

16:47

16:47 600,000 [ __ ] words and phrases and

16:50

16:50 you have to spell

16:53

16:53 out a lot of this [ __ ]

16:56

16:56 That would just scare me just thinking

16:57

16:57 look just looking at the number

17:01

17:01 like how

17:04

17:04 >> what the [ __ ] I wouldn't I wouldn't

17:06

17:06 know. I wouldn't know.

17:09

17:09 >> I mean I would Yeah. I would never enter

17:11

17:11 a spelling contest cuz just I mean is

17:15

17:15 there a contest you wouldn't mind

17:16

17:16 participating in?

17:18

17:18 >> A contest that I wouldn't mind

17:20

17:20 participating in

17:22

17:22 >> get like Yeah. like you saw like if

17:23

17:23 you're like, "Oh, hey, just come

17:24

17:24 participate for free and you could win

17:26

17:26 50 bucks."

17:27

17:27 >> Um,

17:28

17:28 >> like does make you nervous? Just like,

17:29

17:29 "Oh, [ __ ] Why not? I'll just go have

17:31

17:31 some fun. This is cool. Let me try it."

17:33

17:33 >> I would probably do

17:36

17:36 I any any video game contest like I I

17:38

17:38 probably would do like cuz um I like

17:41

17:41 that

17:42

17:42 >> like Tetris you put.

17:44

17:44 >> Yeah. If there was like a if there was

17:45

17:45 like a Tetris contest, I'd do that.

17:48

17:48 >> Yeah.

17:49

17:49 >> But you But okay, so you just do it.

17:50

17:50 Just do it. I mean, obviously you're not

17:52

17:52 a champion at Tetris. You just do

17:54

17:54 >> Oh, God. No. No. I just do it for fun.

17:56

17:56 That's That's what you said. Just do it

17:57

17:57 for fun.

18:01

18:01 >> That does seem kind of fun, right?

18:03

18:03 >> Mhm.

18:04

18:04 >> Do people still play marbles?

18:06

18:06 >> I don't know.

18:09

18:09 Probably. Maybe just kids nowadays, to

18:11

18:11 be honest.

18:15

18:15 Who knows? I don't I don't play marbles.

18:17

18:17 Do you play When was the last time you

18:18

18:18 played marbles,

18:19

18:19 >> dude? I got a whole fanny pack full of

18:21

18:21 marbles. Don't be talking about marbles,

18:22

18:22 dude.

18:23

18:23 >> Fanny pack full of marbles.

18:24

18:24 >> I I will You'll hear me down the block,

18:28

18:28 you know, like like we're talking last

18:29

18:29 episode about the ice cream truck,

18:31

18:31 >> you know, in the middle of the [ __ ]

18:32

18:32 night. You hear my marbles

18:35

18:35 [ __ ] coming down the road. Like I

18:38

18:38 will be that'll be me. That that was me

18:40

18:40 showing up to your house. You'd hear me

18:42

18:42 come up to your front door. Go. You want

18:44

18:44 to play?

18:48

18:48 Yeah, dude. I love marbles, dude. I I

18:49

18:49 got all kind I got collector editions,

18:51

18:51 dude.

18:56

18:56 >> [ __ ] Marvel What? Marble collector

18:58

18:58 editions? Is that what I just heard?

18:60

18:60 >> Yeah.

19:00

19:00 >> Like, are the only marbles that I know

19:02

19:02 are cat eyes and steelies? Those are the

19:04

19:04 only two marble types that I know.

19:05

19:05 >> They're so behind the desk.

19:06

19:06 >> Like, are there more than that?

19:08

19:08 >> Yeah, of course. I'm not gonna sit here

19:11

19:11 and name them, but

19:15

19:15 there's too many words, you know, six

19:17

19:17 600,000

19:19

19:19 words to try to get through to find my

19:21

19:21 marbles,

19:22

19:22 literally.

19:24

19:24 >> Okay, I think I finally finalized what I

19:26

19:26 what this could be.

19:28

19:28 >> You made it through the alphabet. Is

19:30

19:30 that what you're trying to say?

19:30

19:30 >> I think so. It's It's doing one last

19:32

19:32 generation for me. Um, I had it do a few

19:35

19:35 thing like I was trying to get like more

19:37

19:37 to like us catered towards us but then I

19:39

19:39 was like it doesn't work like it doesn't

19:41

19:41 feel right. So now I'm having it do

19:43

19:43 something a little bit different but the

19:44

19:44 same idea that I kind of was thinking

19:46

19:46 about and so this might work a little

19:49

19:49 bit better.

19:50

19:50 So I'm hoping I'm hoping chat please

19:53

19:53 chat please don't let me down.

19:55

19:55 >> No chat's going to do it man. Chat I

19:57

19:57 think eventually So do you use chat GBT?

20:00

20:00 >> Yeah. Yeah we pay for that [ __ ] Oh, you

20:03

20:03 you pay for chat GBT?

20:04

20:04 >> Yeah, I pay for Chat GBT Pro, baby.

20:06

20:06 [ __ ]

20:07

20:07 >> I'm proing it up.

20:08

20:08 >> No wonder. No wonder. Yeah.

20:10

20:10 >> To generate some images the other day.

20:11

20:11 And she's like, "It only She's like,

20:13

20:13 "Yeah, it only let me do it like five

20:14

20:14 times." I'm like, "Yeah, cuz that's the

20:16

20:16 free [ __ ] you know? You actually pay

20:18

20:18 for

20:19

20:19 >> You got to spend the money. You want You

20:20

20:20 want to spend the money to make the good

20:22

20:22 [ __ ] you got to spend the money."

20:23

20:23 >> That's why I don't use chat. I use

20:24

20:24 Copilot, dude. I'm like, "Fuck, dude."

20:26

20:26 >> You see, I'm too far into the ecosystem

20:28

20:28 of chat to switch over to something

20:30

20:30 else.

20:30

20:30 >> I know. That's like gh Yeah.

20:32

20:32 >> Like I don't even know. Like

20:35

20:35 I have an idea

20:37

20:37 >> that I'm not going to tell you about

20:39

20:39 yet.

20:39

20:39 >> Yeah, of course.

20:40

20:40 >> But it's going to be like an AI Wars

20:43

20:43 concept.

20:44

20:44 >> Okay. Okay.

20:45

20:45 >> Um

20:47

20:47 Yeah, it's like Yeah. Can't Can't say

20:50

20:50 too much. Already said too much.

20:53

20:53 >> Broken.

20:54

20:54 >> Hey, when was the last time you stopped

20:56

20:56 an ice cream truck?

20:58

20:58 Dude, I don't even remember.

21:00

21:00 >> You [ __ ] ran your ass. You got

21:02

21:02 yourself off the [ __ ] couch and ran

21:04

21:04 down your stairs because I know you live

21:05

21:05 on the second story and [ __ ] went out

21:08

21:08 to catch that [ __ ]

21:10

21:10 >> Uh,

21:12

21:12 not up here. I have not been to I've

21:15

21:15 never ran down an ice cream truck up

21:17

21:17 here in Seattle. Um, I think the last

21:20

21:20 time I ever ran down an ice cream truck,

21:22

21:22 uh, was probably

21:27

21:27 maybe the last year of of like middle

21:31

21:31 school, I think. I don't even think I

21:33

21:33 ran this one down. I think so. Where I

21:35

21:35 went to middle school.

21:37

21:37 >> Yeah.

21:37

21:37 >> Uh, on my way home as I'd walk through

21:39

21:39 the neighborhood, the ice cream man

21:41

21:41 would be parked up, you know, they'd

21:42

21:42 have their van parked up on the side of

21:44

21:44 like a cul-de-sac.

21:46

21:46 >> Uh,

21:46

21:46 >> yeah. And like the kids kids would just

21:48

21:48 go to it. And I think that's my that's

21:50

21:50 the last time I think I've ever like

21:54

21:54 been to an ice cream truck like that.

21:57

21:57 >> That's like the best gig. That guy came

21:58

21:58 up with a really good idea. I'm going to

21:60

22:00 just park here. All you little [ __ ]

22:02

22:02 are going to run to me. How you little

22:04

22:04 >> because it was so like that that [ __ ]

22:07

22:07 real estate right there was incredible

22:09

22:09 because the street was a straight shot

22:12

22:12 and like as you would walk down the

22:13

22:13 street and like once you got to the end

22:15

22:15 like the street's like four or five

22:16

22:16 blocks and once you got to the end of

22:18

22:18 that was the school, right? So then all

22:19

22:19 the kids would go up the street and then

22:21

22:21 as the school day ended all the kids

22:23

22:23 would come back down the street and it's

22:25

22:25 just a straight shot. So like [ __ ]

22:27

22:27 easy peasy for that guy, you know?

22:30

22:30 >> That's awesome. else. Um, and so here's

22:35

22:35 here Okay, I'm glad you didn't run

22:37

22:37 because have you ever like gone

22:40

22:40 somewhere specifically for that thing?

22:43

22:43 Let's just say the ice cream truck. And

22:44

22:44 when you got there, it wasn't there and

22:46

22:46 you were you were completely like

22:48

22:48 devastated and just bug. Yeah. I think

22:51

22:51 sometimes the ice cream truck would take

22:52

22:52 days off and uh you know I remember one

22:56

22:56 time I was coming back from school and

22:60

22:60 they had they would always sell like

23:01

23:01 these sour like uh belts like the sour

23:04

23:04 red belts

23:05

23:05 >> tasted like strawberry and they were

23:07

23:07 sour.

23:08

23:08 >> Uh and I remember one time I was craving

23:10

23:10 those and I wouldn't like I was walking

23:11

23:11 back home and the ice cream truck wasn't

23:13

23:13 there and I was like ah son of a [ __ ]

23:16

23:16 And I didn't get him for like three

23:17

23:17 weeks after that because I spent all my

23:20

23:20 money.

23:22

23:22 >> Do you think the ice cream man's like

23:23

23:23 the neighborhood best friend?

23:26

23:26 >> You know, he's like your like Mr. It's

23:27

23:27 like Mr. Rogers, you know, like

23:29

23:29 everybody knows him, you know, like that

23:30

23:30 kind of thing, you know, like

23:31

23:31 >> Yeah, I think so. I I definitely think

23:33

23:33 so.

23:35

23:35 >> I I I mean I Yeah. I You give them

23:38

23:38 respect, you know what I mean? It's like

23:39

23:39 >> Yeah. I mean, they're not doing anything

23:41

23:41 wrong. They're just trying to make a a

23:43

23:43 living, you know?

23:45

23:45 Yeah. So, that was your favorite ice

23:47

23:47 cream that

23:49

23:49 >> that was Those weren't ice creams, but

23:51

23:51 that was just candy. I think my favorite

23:53

23:53 ice cream from an ice cream truck uh

23:56

23:56 would probably be like Choco Tacos.

23:58

23:58 Choco tacos were [ __ ] delicious.

23:60

23:60 >> Um

24:02

24:02 >> Oh, those [ __ ] uh cookie cookie and

24:04

24:04 cream like Blizzard cups that they used

24:07

24:07 to have. Okay.

24:08

24:08 >> Like those were [ __ ] those were

24:10

24:10 [ __ ] that was probably my bread and

24:11

24:11 butter right there. Those those cups.

24:14

24:14 So,

24:14

24:14 >> I used to get the um you know, they'd

24:16

24:16 shape them with like ears and then the

24:18

24:18 nose or the eyes would be like the gum

24:21

24:21 >> gumballs.

24:22

24:22 >> Okay. Yeah.

24:22

24:22 >> Yeah. It was those ones and they used to

24:24

24:24 sell these uh Wrestlemania.

24:28

24:28 I don't know if they still sell them

24:29

24:29 anymore, but they're like Wrestlemania.

24:30

24:30 Yeah. You're you're you're too young for

24:32

24:32 this. Um but

24:36

24:36 they used they used to sell these uh

24:39

24:39 Wrestlemania ones and they were like a

24:41

24:41 cookie. I remember there being like a

24:43

24:43 cookie and then what they did is they

24:44

24:44 printed the the image of the wrestler on

24:47

24:47 it. It was like the ultimate warrior or

24:48

24:48 Hulk Hogan. It was like printed on the

24:50

24:50 cookie.

24:51

24:51 >> So, it's like the image and I think they

24:53

24:53 also came with like a card

24:55

24:55 >> like a like a like a you know an ice

24:57

24:57 cream collectible like card or something

24:59

24:59 like that.

24:60

24:60 >> So,

25:00

25:00 >> they're pretty bomb. They're good.

25:02

25:02 >> Yeah.

25:04

25:04 >> I'll take your word for it.

25:06

25:06 >> I finally got something to generate, by

25:07

25:07 the way. So, we're good now. Like we can

25:09

25:09 we can we can get on with this episode.

25:11

25:11 >> Hey, whatever we want to do, man. I'm

25:13

25:13 I'm stuck on the ice cream, man. I feel

25:14

25:14 like the ice cream man was also like the

25:16

25:16 neighborhood drug dealer cuz you used to

25:17

25:17 be able to get [ __ ] from the ice cream

25:18

25:18 man that like,

25:20

25:20 >> you know?

25:20

25:20 >> Yeah.

25:21

25:21 >> Like we had a cool ass one that that

25:23

25:23 sometime they'd come around and they

25:24

25:24 they would give us like firecrackers,

25:26

25:26 you know what I mean? Like it wasn't on

25:27

25:27 the menu. You'd be like, "Hey, you know,

25:28

25:28 you've known them for a while and they

25:30

25:30 slang firecrackers or uh

25:32

25:32 >> Yeah, dude. Yeah.

25:33

25:33 >> They also sold those those [ __ ] bombs,

25:35

25:35 you know, the little glass things that

25:37

25:37 you break and it smell like poop."

25:38

25:38 >> Yeah. That smelled like ass. Yeah, dude.

25:40

25:40 Yeah.

25:41

25:41 >> Yeah. You could also buy like fake

25:42

25:42 plastic guns and [ __ ] I remember that.

25:44

25:44 Like the pop gun, the like pop cap guns.

25:49

25:49 >> Yeah, dude. The ice cream man was legit.

25:51

25:51 Respect.

25:52

25:52 >> Hell yeah. Hell yeah. All right, let's

25:54

25:54 [  ] get this [  ] We're 20 minutes

25:56

25:56 in, 28 minutes in, and we'll just start

25:58

25:58 the episode here. Mia, go ahead and cut

26:00

26:00 it uh when we start here. Uh Joshua,

26:03

26:03 here we go. Let's get Let's [ __ ] get

26:05

26:05 this [ __ ] It's going to be a

26:06

26:06 >> It's going to be one. Here we go.

26:08

26:08 All right, here we go.


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