Sorry For The Delay | EP. 133 Bonus | Alphabet, AI Puppy Pads & Ice Cream Trucks
-WHAT’S IN OUR CUP-
Sean: None This Episode
Joshua: None This Episode
-CHAT WITH US-
• Behind-The-Scenes Pre-Show Chaos
• This Or That
• Let’s Go Gambling
• Vegas 100
• Casino Crawl
• Ice Cream Truck Talk
-CHAPTERS-
00:00 EP. 133 Bonus Intro & Random Pre-Show Chats
00:24 Organic Chaos, Claps, Snaps & Heavy Hands
01:09 Asymmetry, Shoe Sizes & The Go-Go Nut
02:36 Planning The Main Episode Topics
04:39 Semi-Live Brainstorming & Script Struggles
06:14 Four Screens, Fake Best Friends & Inspirational Posters
08:41 AI Prompt Confusion & The Topic Generator Spiral
10:50 AI Puppy Pads, Guardrails & Creative Process Talk
14:07 Don’t Give Up On The Alphabet
16:18 600,000 Words, Spelling Bees & Marble Talk
20:54 Ice Cream Trucks, Choco Tacos & Bonus Episode Launch
-SOUND BITES-
• “This is organic right here. Like two seeds just getting watered for the first time.” - Joshua describing the pre-show chaos.
• “I got heavy hands. Actually, dehydrated mitts is what I got right now, buddy.” - Sean explaining his weak snap energy.
• “The human body is not supposed to be symmetrical.” - Sean turning body imbalance into science-adjacent wisdom.
• “Is that why one ball is supposed to always drop?” - Joshua asking the medical question nobody ordered.
• “This episode is all about brainstorming.” - Joshua naming the bonus episode’s natural habitat.
• “I wonder how I would do with the actual script written out for me. I’d probably do terrible.” - Joshua admitting scripted life is not for him.
• “I feel like I have four best friends in front of me right now.” - Joshua bonding with his screens.
• “You got to lay down the little AI puppy pads.” - Joshua explaining how to guide artificial intelligence.
• “Don’t give up on the alphabet.” - Sean finding the bonus episode title in the rubble.
• “The ice cream man was legit. Respect.” - Joshua honoring the neighborhood frozen-treat economy.
-FORTUNE & FINDS-
Fortune: None This Episode
Lucky Numbers: None This Episode
Fun Finds / Value Finds:
Sean: None This Episode
Joshua: None This Episode
Transcript
00:00 Welcome to a bonus episode from podcast
00:03
00:03 133 of Sorry for the Delay. I'm your
00:06
00:06 editor, Mia. Things get kind of odd with
00:08
00:08 a behind-the-scenes peak on the random
00:10
00:10 chats before an episode. Enjoy.
00:24
00:24 >> I don't even know either. That's That's
00:26
00:26 what makes this so great. This is organ.
00:28
00:28 >> Oh [ __ ] It's or it's orgasmic.
00:30
00:30 >> [ __ ] organic right here. Like two
00:32
00:32 seeds just [ __ ] getting watered for
00:34
00:34 the first time.
00:35
00:35 >> This is who we are.
00:37
00:37 >> We're like two virgins in front of a
00:39
00:39 microphone like, you know, it's like,
00:42
00:42 you know, Jesus Christ.
00:45
00:45 >> All right. Hit your hit your claps.
00:49
00:49 >> Nice. Got my snaps.
00:52
00:52 There we go. Felt like that was a weak
00:53
00:53 snap, but it's fine. And we'll go with
00:56
00:56 the punches, baby. We'll go with the
00:57
00:57 punches. Here we go. You got you you got
00:58
00:58 heavy hands tonight.
00:59
00:59 >> I got heavy hands. Actually, dehydrated
01:02
01:02 mits is what I got right now, buddy.
01:04
01:04 It's been a hot day over here in the
01:06
01:06 Seattle area. It's been warm.
01:08
01:08 >> Is it possible for half your body to be
01:10
01:10 swollen? Like one of your hands to be
01:12
01:12 bigger than the other.
01:13
01:13 >> I'm sure it is. It's probably a health
01:15
01:15 condition. Really?
01:16
01:16 >> So, yeah, there's that. Oh, I forgot to
01:18
01:18 pull my [ __ ] uh I'll just pull this
01:21
01:21 one. That's fine. I got this one. I got
01:23
01:23 this over here. Yeah, I got to get all
01:25
01:25 my [ ] together. [ ] I'm falling
01:26
01:26 apart over here, buddy. So you're so
01:27
01:27 you're telling me you're telling me if
01:31
01:31 there could be people out there that
01:32
01:32 have like two different size shoes
01:34
01:34 >> cuz you know like
01:36
01:36 >> No, I think that's an actual thing.
01:37
01:37 >> Yeah.
01:38
01:38 >> Yeah. The the human body is not supposed
01:39
01:39 to be asymmetrical. You know, it's
01:41
01:41 supposed to be or sorry, the human body
01:43
01:43 is not supposed to be symmetrical. It's
01:45
01:45 supposed to be asymmetrical. You know,
01:48
01:48 there's always something a little bit
01:49
01:49 off with your people's body, you know.
01:52
01:52 So
01:52
01:52 >> is that why one ball is supposed to
01:54
01:54 always drop?
01:55
01:55 >> Yeah. Yeah, cuz one should always one's
01:57
01:57 just
01:57
01:57 >> one should always be down. Yeah. Yeah.
01:59
01:59 That's the That's the [ __ ] uh what do
02:02
02:02 they call that nut? That is the uh the
02:04
02:04 go-go nut. You know,
02:06
02:06 >> is it always the same nut, you think?
02:08
02:08 >> I don't know. Tell me what what nut is
02:10
02:10 dropped for you, buddy.
02:11
02:11 >> Hey, chat. Hey, chat. Uh can you tell us
02:15
02:15 when your nut when the nut finally
02:16
02:16 drops, is it always the left one or the
02:18
02:18 right one? Or is this totally
02:20
02:20 biological? Whether it's your left nut
02:22
02:22 or your right right nut at draws first.
02:24
02:24 >> Someone let us know.
02:25
02:25 >> I wonder what chat knows that.
02:27
02:27 >> I have no idea. They probably will now.
02:30
02:30 There's that
02:30
02:30 >> right now that now that we said it.
02:32
02:32 Yeah. Words to add to the Sorry for
02:33
02:33 delay search bar.
02:36
02:36 >> All right. What's in this chat with the
02:37
02:37 section? Do you have anything?
02:38
02:38 >> Okay. Here we go. Um [ __ ] Let me hit a
02:40
02:40 button.
02:41
02:41 >> Hit the buttons. Hit the button.
02:42
02:42 >> That button there buttons. Okay. Here we
02:44
02:44 go. On it.
02:48
02:48 >> This or that. Let's Go Gambling, Vegas
02:51
02:51 100, and Casino Crawl. Okay. Uh, I
02:55
02:55 [ __ ] forgot what this or that was.
02:57
02:57 And I also forgot about what was Let's
02:59
02:59 Go Gambling. I have no idea what these
03:02
03:02 things are. Hang on. Let me see if I
03:04
03:04 >> That's fine. I mean, as long because
03:06
03:06 obviously the last two topics are really
03:08
03:08 going to go into Vegas.
03:10
03:10 >> Yeah.
03:10
03:10 >> Um, that's what I figured. And I will I
03:13
03:13 if if things start to pop up, I will
03:15
03:15 probably just kill the conversation or I
03:18
03:18 will just say let's leave it for the
03:20
03:20 next topic or some [ __ ] I don't know.
03:23
03:23 >> Okay. Uh I'm just going through my chat
03:26
03:26 log real quick just so I can see.
03:28
03:28 >> I mean, was this or that like rice in
03:29
03:29 the burrito? Were we just trying to fill
03:31
03:31 time?
03:33
03:33 >> Uh now I feel like I had something for
03:35
03:35 this or that.
03:36
03:36 >> Sure. Sure. the sour cream or the guac
03:39
03:39 >> burrito we're about to
03:40
03:40 >> [ __ ] I would have just called it
03:42
03:42 something if it was I would have just
03:44
03:44 called it something like I would have
03:45
03:45 just went back to a um
03:49
03:49 a [ __ ] previous topic
03:51
03:51 >> I mean you haven't even brought back the
03:53
03:53 red button again keep I mean maybe
03:55
03:55 that's
03:55
03:55 >> I know I know
03:56
03:56 >> well that was just about space though
03:58
03:58 you know like space
03:60
03:60 >> that's fine we can make red buttons
04:02
04:02 about other things too doesn't have to
04:03
04:03 be just about space
04:05
04:05 >> that's true that's true
04:06
04:06 >> you know Mega points. Um,
04:11
04:11 I'm not seeing anything for this or that
04:13
04:13 in here, but I have a [ ] ton of [ ]
04:16
04:16 in here.
04:18
04:18 >> What do you mean?
04:20
04:20 >> Just like this or this or that?
04:23
04:23 >> Yeah, I had like um
04:28
04:28 Well, I have a whole bunch of like
04:29
04:29 brainstorm ideas.
04:30
04:30 >> Mhm.
04:32
04:32 And we could brainstorm. I mean, you
04:35
04:35 know, 44 minutes in, we're already
04:37
04:37 brainstorming as it is.
04:39
04:39 >> No, [ __ ] This This episode is all about
04:42
04:42 brainstorming,
04:44
04:44 >> right? This is a live brains or maybe
04:46
04:46 not live, semilive, it's a it's a semi.
04:49
04:49 >> It's a semi.
04:50
04:50 >> We haven't gotten to the to the prompts
04:52
04:52 or not that we prompt, but you know,
04:54
04:54 scripts or whatever we do here. I don't
04:55
04:55 know.
04:58
04:58 Some kind of script.
05:02
05:02 I wonder how I would do with the actual
05:04
05:04 script written out for me. I'd probably
05:05
05:05 do terrible.
05:08
05:08 >> I think you would, buddy. I think you
05:10
05:10 would do horribly,
05:11
05:11 >> right? Like I would have to practice it
05:13
05:13 to be so organic to do it. Like I'd have
05:16
05:16 to live in the moment. Like I'd have to
05:18
05:18 like if it if I need to be cold, I'd
05:20
05:20 have to practice it when I'm like
05:21
05:21 outside freezing with no clothes on.
05:23
05:23 Like I would have to
05:25
05:25 was like method acting. Like I I had I
05:27
05:27 really have to embrace what the words
05:29
05:29 are trying. I'd have to live the words
05:31
05:31 on the page for it to be real.
05:34
05:34 >> Every episode would take so much longer
05:37
05:37 like to get through. It would be insane.
05:40
05:40 >> Do you remember when you were trying to
05:41
05:41 do that commercial?
05:43
05:43 >> Yeah, we still have it up there. You can
05:44
05:44 see for those of you listening to this
05:46
05:46 right now, I don't know what Mia is
05:47
05:47 going to do with this, but if for those
05:49
05:49 of you listening, go watch our [ __ ]
05:51
05:51 trailer for the YouTube channel if
05:54
05:54 you're not subscribed. Uh the Joshua
05:56
05:56 took forever to get that out. So,
05:58
05:58 >> I did. I did. It was It was difficult,
06:01
06:01 man. I'm not used to reading the words
06:03
06:03 on the screen like this. Like, this is a
06:05
06:05 whole new challenge for me. I thought by
06:07
06:07 having more screens it was going to make
06:08
06:08 it easier to read [ __ ] but having more
06:11
06:11 screens, maybe it's just more
06:12
06:12 distracting,
06:14
06:14 >> but I'm okay with it. I love technology.
06:17
06:17 I feel like I have four best friends in
06:19
06:19 front of me right now. Like, I have four
06:20
06:20 >> four best friends.
06:22
06:22 >> Four best friends.
06:23
06:23 >> [ __ ]
06:23
06:23 >> Yeah.
06:24
06:24 >> What the hell are you talking about?
06:25
06:25 >> Well, cuz they all I mean, they all want
06:27
06:27 to make me a better person. Like look at
06:28
06:28 look at them. They're just looking at me
06:30
06:30 like, "Hey Joshua, just be better. Just
06:32
06:32 do better."
06:33
06:33 >> Who are you looking at right now? What
06:34
06:34 are you talking about?
06:35
06:35 >> Talk about the screens. The screens
06:37
06:37 technology. It's like, you know,
06:39
06:39 everything in front of you, you know,
06:40
06:40 it's like it's like a it's like a
06:41
06:41 chalkboard. It's like a teacher, you
06:43
06:43 know, in a room, you know, these are
06:44
06:44 these are
06:45
06:45 >> your blank canvases that are supposed to
06:47
06:47 be making you learn or be better or
06:50
06:50 interactive, you know, like. So the
06:53
06:53 they're like my four
06:56
06:56 mirrors are like my four best friends.
06:57
06:57 They're supposed to be feeding me
06:58
06:58 information. I'm supposedly using them
06:60
06:60 to make me better.
07:01
07:01 >> Oh. Oh, weird. Okay. I I see what you
07:05
07:05 mean now. I I literally thought that you
07:07
07:07 were just looking at people in front of
07:10
07:10 you and you're like, I have my four best
07:12
07:12 friends here. And I'm like, who else is
07:14
07:14 in the room with you, Joshua? There's no
07:16
07:16 one in the room with you.
07:18
07:18 >> Maybe that's what I need. I should put
07:20
07:20 like posters up of people like
07:21
07:21 inspirational people behind the so if I
07:24
07:24 ever get lost I can just look up into
07:26
07:26 like the rock's eyes and be like hey the
07:28
07:28 rock you know or you know maybe it's
07:30
07:30 like Peewee Herman on his bike or just
07:34
07:34 somebody weird maybe it's ET
07:36
07:36 you know big bird whoever inspires you
07:38
07:38 maybe just put them near your monitor so
07:40
07:40 you can like look at them in case you
07:42
07:42 get stuck
07:43
07:43 >> I'm reading this thing
07:44
07:44 >> no you're fine I'm I'm just rambling you
07:47
07:47 know tell me you do that all the time
07:48
07:48 I'm good at
07:50
07:50 Uh, what what is the what?
07:56
07:56 What of a rabbit hole did you go down in
07:58
07:58 your own mind?
07:58
07:58 >> What have I done?
08:02
08:02 Was it you or who you or I who smoked
08:05
08:05 last episode? Because you're making it
08:07
08:07 seem like you're the one who's back on
08:10
08:10 the the lettuce, buddy.
08:12
08:12 >> I know, right?
08:14
08:14 >> I mean, you're even squinting like it's
08:16
08:16 hard to read, you It's
08:17
08:17 >> Yeah, I'm trying I'm trying to I'm
08:19
08:19 trying to figure out what this gave me
08:21
08:21 and it's just it's [ __ ] it it didn't
08:24
08:24 >> it I don't I don't understand what it
08:27
08:27 gave me. Um
08:31
08:31 >> it's like you're reading a prescription
08:32
08:32 or something to a [ __ ] What are you
08:35
08:35 What are you trying to read over there,
08:36
08:36 man?
08:37
08:37 >> Oh my god. Okay. Um
08:41
08:41 it's supposed to So this thing that I
08:43
08:43 generated is supposed to generate
08:46
08:46 topic. It's a topic generator with like
08:48
08:48 a a slot machine idea and it randomizes
08:52
08:52 episode pitches, segment ideas, copy
08:55
08:55 meters, and copy. It has a whole bunch
08:56
08:56 of stuff, but it doesn't make any
08:59
08:59 [ __ ] sense.
09:01
09:01 >> Like, is it spelled? I mean, are things
09:03
09:03 just are there words out of order?
09:04
09:04 >> No, no, no. Everything make like
09:06
09:06 everything's written correctly, but I
09:07
09:07 don't [ __ ] get what it is.
09:11
09:11 >> Can you just type in there? What the
09:13
09:13 [ __ ] are you trying to teach me? Can you
09:16
09:16 just talk back to it like, hey, put this
09:18
09:18 in simple terms. What did we discuss
09:20
09:20 last time and how did we get here?
09:22
09:22 >> I mean, I like this concept that it's
09:24
09:24 giving me, but I think I need to refine
09:26
09:26 it a little more. Um, hang on.
09:29
09:29 >> It's fine. Looking forward.
09:31
09:31 >> This is just going to be this is going
09:33
09:33 to this is going to be a a backer like
09:35
09:35 this will be a bonus segment and then
09:37
09:37 we'll start the podcast when we're
09:39
09:39 ready. No,
09:40
09:40 >> that's fine. I mean, we're all about,
09:42
09:42 >> you know, we love we love the bonus
09:43
09:43 content. Yeah. I mean, this literally is
09:47
09:47 content right here.
09:49
09:49 >> All right. I think I think I got I think
09:50
09:50 I got something here. I think I can get
09:53
09:53 something from this.
09:54
09:54 >> You have made lemonade from lemons.
09:57
09:57 >> I think so. I think so. I think so. I
09:59
09:59 think this could work if it does what I
10:01
10:01 think it's going to do.
10:05
10:05 >> Does it require button pressing?
10:07
10:07 >> It does. It does. So, it'll be
10:08
10:08 interactive.
10:10
10:10 >> Okay.
10:11
10:11 >> Which I think could be really fun if
10:13
10:13 this works. So, I'm just waiting for it
10:15
10:15 to finish thinking.
10:16
10:16 >> I think I want to have a button for like
10:18
10:18 uh one of these fine days. Let's press a
10:21
10:21 button and just slowly in the background
10:24
10:24 just an inflatable doll just slowly
10:26
10:26 starts to inflate behind me.
10:31
10:31 >> I would also like that button for you.
10:34
10:34 >> Just like a weird creepy like a blowup
10:37
10:37 doll just in the background. It just
10:39
10:39 blows up and just stands there halfway
10:42
10:42 through the episode.
10:45
10:45 >> It didn't do what I thought it was going
10:46
10:46 to do. So, I'm going to ask it to do
10:48
10:48 something else. Hang on.
10:50
10:50 >> No, it's fine. I mean, takes a little
10:51
10:51 bit sometimes. I mean, see, this is the
10:54
10:54 whole thing about AI, right? Like, it
10:55
10:55 just doesn't do it for you. Still have
10:57
10:57 to walk it along. It's like a puppy, you
10:60
10:60 know? It'll piss and [ __ ] everywhere
11:01
11:01 along the way. You But you have to lay
11:04
11:04 down the little puppy pads that, you
11:05
11:05 know, you got to guide it.
11:09
11:09 Like that's what AI
11:11
11:11 >> you got to lay down the little AI puppy
11:13
11:13 pads.
11:14
11:14 >> Got lay down little guardrails for it,
11:17
11:17 man. Otherwise, it'll [ __ ] and piss all
11:18
11:18 over your idea and make up its own [ __ ]
11:21
11:21 you know? Literally, it'll just diarrhea
11:23
11:23 all over your thoughts and then you
11:24
11:24 won't get anything out of it. No
11:25
11:25 content, nothing.
11:26
11:26 >> Right.
11:28
11:28 this I don't think people real I think
11:31
11:31 this is I'm so happy this is going to be
11:32
11:32 a bonus thing because I like for the
11:35
11:35 people to know like some of the
11:37
11:37 background stuff that goes on like into
11:39
11:39 getting this like sometimes sometimes
11:41
11:41 Joshua and I come on with like very
11:43
11:43 strong ideas and like we we know what we
11:45
11:45 want like Joshua knows what he wants
11:47
11:47 right he has two topics in this thing
11:48
11:48 that you've probably already heard and
11:50
11:50 he's he's he's eager and willing like
11:52
11:52 I'm trying to create the meat and
11:54
11:54 potatoes like the the the fillings right
11:56
11:56 along Joshua's like meal and sometimes I
11:59
11:59 forget what I was going to talk about
12:02
12:02 and then it's kind of like well I kind
12:04
12:04 of got to figure out something now. Um
12:06
12:06 and that's what I'm doing right now. I'm
12:07
12:07 trying to figure out what to do and by
12:09
12:09 the time you guys watch this you would
12:10
12:10 have already seen what I did and
12:11
12:11 hopefully it worked and if not then I'm
12:14
12:14 sorry but you know there's a lot that
12:16
12:16 goes on behind the scenes in these in
12:18
12:18 these things. It's
12:19
12:19 >> I mean yeah we're not bots.
12:21
12:21 >> Yeah we're not robots. We may use robots
12:23
12:23 to help us like creatively get our ideas
12:25
12:25 going, but you know, we're we're human
12:28
12:28 beings.
12:30
12:30 >> I, you know, if I had the creative
12:31
12:31 ability to like adjust my bot,
12:34
12:34 I I wonder how much I would want to make
12:37
12:37 it like myself. Like, if I saw it acting
12:39
12:39 in a too robotic way, I'd be upset. I'd
12:41
12:41 be like, "Dude, that's that's stupid."
12:43
12:43 Like, I want it to say dumb stuff. I
12:45
12:45 want it to be inappropriate. You know,
12:48
12:48 if it's if it's too
12:51
12:51 >> if it's too like, you know, regular. I
12:54
12:54 don't know, man. I turn the dial.
12:58
12:58 >> That's not what human that's not what
12:59
12:59 humanity is. We are different. We're not
13:01
13:01 supposed to be like perfect circles.
13:04
13:04 >> I want to be a perfect circle, though.
13:08
13:08 >> Well,
13:10
13:10 I mean, you add a few more calories to
13:13
13:13 your diet, you could be a big circle you
13:15
13:15 want to be, buddy.
13:20
13:20 be as perfect as you want.
13:22
13:22 I don't know if I support that decision,
13:25
13:25 but
13:26
13:26 >> thanks, buddy.
13:28
13:28 >> I mean, you know, if you want to if if
13:30
13:30 you want to make fitting through a door
13:32
13:32 harder in your life, go right ahead. Be
13:34
13:34 a bigger circle, you know. Be the reason
13:37
13:37 why bigger, wider doors are made.
13:41
13:41 >> Thank you, buddy. I want to be the
13:43
13:43 reason why we have to make 11 foot wide
13:45
13:45 games or doors. Sorry, I was reading a
13:48
13:48 thing.
13:48
13:48 >> Yeah. Like French doors aren't even wide
13:50
13:50 enough because you have to roll through
13:52
13:52 it. So you're tall, right? You're not
13:53
13:53 even standing. So it's got to be
13:54
13:54 >> Yeah. You got to push me through.
13:56
13:56 >> You got to roll through the door. You
13:57
13:57 can't even walk.
13:60
13:60 >> Why not?
14:01
14:01 >> That's what I'm saying.
14:02
14:02 >> Just get real with it. We're going to
14:04
14:04 talk about it.
14:07
14:07 >> All right. This is my last iteration on
14:08
14:08 this. And if this doesn't work, then
14:09
14:09 we're just cutting it. We're [ __ ]
14:11
14:11 cutting it.
14:12
14:12 >> No, this is not No, this is the creative
14:14
14:14 process, man.
14:17
14:17 >> The creative process doesn't work
14:18
14:18 sometimes.
14:19
14:19 >> Do you think the person who created the
14:21
14:21 alphabet [ __ ] gave up on letter
14:23
14:23 [ __ ] B? You know,
14:27
14:27 >> okay, so you have the letter A.
14:30
14:30 >> Yeah. You think that they gave up all of
14:32
14:32 a sudden like got to Q and they're like,
14:34
14:34 what the [ __ ] do I put next? You know,
14:36
14:36 they just gave up. Yeah, I think Q would
14:39
14:39 probably be where I would give up
14:40
14:40 because what do you do after a Q?
14:42
14:42 >> That's what I'm saying. Like can't just
14:45
14:45 give up. You're, you know, you haven't
14:47
14:47 even gotten to Q yet,
14:49
14:49 >> right? So give up on this idea like they
14:52
14:52 didn't give up on the alphabet cuz we'd
14:54
14:54 all be screwed if they would have gave
14:55
14:55 up on the alphabet.
14:56
14:56 >> It's so [ __ ] great. I got to retitle
14:58
14:58 I got to retitle this. Uh, don't
15:04
15:04 don't give up on the alet.
15:15
15:15 There you go. There's your [ __ ]
15:16
15:16 title. Don't give up on the alphabet.
15:20
15:20 Yeah, man. I mean, we'd have less words,
15:23
15:23 too. It'd be a problem, you know?
15:26
15:26 I mean, maybe we need less words,
15:27
15:27 actually. Maybe the dictionary is too
15:29
15:29 big.
15:32
15:32 maybe.
15:34
15:34 Okay. All right. Uh Okay. So, Okay. Hang
15:37
15:37 on. Uh I just want to be able to like
15:41
15:41 have chat also like I can hit a button
15:45
15:45 and it'll like activate my mic and I can
15:47
15:47 just like talk to this thing and it'll
15:48
15:48 just like answer questions for me.
15:50
15:50 That'd be great. Like an interactive bot
15:52
15:52 that I can just ask questions while
15:54
15:54 we're doing this.
15:55
15:55 >> That would be nice.
15:56
15:56 >> Yeah, because I don't type fast enough.
15:58
15:58 >> Okay. This doesn't make any sense. How
16:00
16:00 does this game work?
16:04
16:04 I'm gonna retry this.
16:09
16:09 If you can't spell alphabet, do you
16:10
16:10 think you should go back to school?
16:12
16:12 >> Yes. Yes, you should.
16:15
16:15 Okay. Holy [ __ ] I just I just did a
16:18
16:18 little bit of research.
16:20
16:20 >> The Oxford English Dictionary, the OEED,
16:24
16:24 contains over 600,000
16:27
16:27 words and phrases.
16:29
16:29 What the [ __ ]
16:31
16:31 >> I mean, this is [ __ ] crazy. That's
16:33
16:33 too That's too many.
16:35
16:35 >> That's That's way too [ __ ] many.
16:38
16:38 >> I mean,
16:39
16:39 >> I don't want that many. I don't need
16:40
16:40 that many in my life.
16:42
16:42 >> Could you imagine being one of those
16:44
16:44 like kids at the spelling bees and you
16:46
16:46 got to you got to know that there's over
16:47
16:47 600,000 [ __ ] words and phrases and
16:50
16:50 you have to spell
16:53
16:53 out a lot of this [ __ ]
16:56
16:56 That would just scare me just thinking
16:57
16:57 look just looking at the number
17:01
17:01 like how
17:04
17:04 >> what the [ __ ] I wouldn't I wouldn't
17:06
17:06 know. I wouldn't know.
17:09
17:09 >> I mean I would Yeah. I would never enter
17:11
17:11 a spelling contest cuz just I mean is
17:15
17:15 there a contest you wouldn't mind
17:16
17:16 participating in?
17:18
17:18 >> A contest that I wouldn't mind
17:20
17:20 participating in
17:22
17:22 >> get like Yeah. like you saw like if
17:23
17:23 you're like, "Oh, hey, just come
17:24
17:24 participate for free and you could win
17:26
17:26 50 bucks."
17:27
17:27 >> Um,
17:28
17:28 >> like does make you nervous? Just like,
17:29
17:29 "Oh, [ __ ] Why not? I'll just go have
17:31
17:31 some fun. This is cool. Let me try it."
17:33
17:33 >> I would probably do
17:36
17:36 I any any video game contest like I I
17:38
17:38 probably would do like cuz um I like
17:41
17:41 that
17:42
17:42 >> like Tetris you put.
17:44
17:44 >> Yeah. If there was like a if there was
17:45
17:45 like a Tetris contest, I'd do that.
17:48
17:48 >> Yeah.
17:49
17:49 >> But you But okay, so you just do it.
17:50
17:50 Just do it. I mean, obviously you're not
17:52
17:52 a champion at Tetris. You just do
17:54
17:54 >> Oh, God. No. No. I just do it for fun.
17:56
17:56 That's That's what you said. Just do it
17:57
17:57 for fun.
18:01
18:01 >> That does seem kind of fun, right?
18:03
18:03 >> Mhm.
18:04
18:04 >> Do people still play marbles?
18:06
18:06 >> I don't know.
18:09
18:09 Probably. Maybe just kids nowadays, to
18:11
18:11 be honest.
18:15
18:15 Who knows? I don't I don't play marbles.
18:17
18:17 Do you play When was the last time you
18:18
18:18 played marbles,
18:19
18:19 >> dude? I got a whole fanny pack full of
18:21
18:21 marbles. Don't be talking about marbles,
18:22
18:22 dude.
18:23
18:23 >> Fanny pack full of marbles.
18:24
18:24 >> I I will You'll hear me down the block,
18:28
18:28 you know, like like we're talking last
18:29
18:29 episode about the ice cream truck,
18:31
18:31 >> you know, in the middle of the [ __ ]
18:32
18:32 night. You hear my marbles
18:35
18:35 [ __ ] coming down the road. Like I
18:38
18:38 will be that'll be me. That that was me
18:40
18:40 showing up to your house. You'd hear me
18:42
18:42 come up to your front door. Go. You want
18:44
18:44 to play?
18:48
18:48 Yeah, dude. I love marbles, dude. I I
18:49
18:49 got all kind I got collector editions,
18:51
18:51 dude.
18:56
18:56 >> [ __ ] Marvel What? Marble collector
18:58
18:58 editions? Is that what I just heard?
18:60
18:60 >> Yeah.
19:00
19:00 >> Like, are the only marbles that I know
19:02
19:02 are cat eyes and steelies? Those are the
19:04
19:04 only two marble types that I know.
19:05
19:05 >> They're so behind the desk.
19:06
19:06 >> Like, are there more than that?
19:08
19:08 >> Yeah, of course. I'm not gonna sit here
19:11
19:11 and name them, but
19:15
19:15 there's too many words, you know, six
19:17
19:17 600,000
19:19
19:19 words to try to get through to find my
19:21
19:21 marbles,
19:22
19:22 literally.
19:24
19:24 >> Okay, I think I finally finalized what I
19:26
19:26 what this could be.
19:28
19:28 >> You made it through the alphabet. Is
19:30
19:30 that what you're trying to say?
19:30
19:30 >> I think so. It's It's doing one last
19:32
19:32 generation for me. Um, I had it do a few
19:35
19:35 thing like I was trying to get like more
19:37
19:37 to like us catered towards us but then I
19:39
19:39 was like it doesn't work like it doesn't
19:41
19:41 feel right. So now I'm having it do
19:43
19:43 something a little bit different but the
19:44
19:44 same idea that I kind of was thinking
19:46
19:46 about and so this might work a little
19:49
19:49 bit better.
19:50
19:50 So I'm hoping I'm hoping chat please
19:53
19:53 chat please don't let me down.
19:55
19:55 >> No chat's going to do it man. Chat I
19:57
19:57 think eventually So do you use chat GBT?
20:00
20:00 >> Yeah. Yeah we pay for that [ __ ] Oh, you
20:03
20:03 you pay for chat GBT?
20:04
20:04 >> Yeah, I pay for Chat GBT Pro, baby.
20:06
20:06 [ __ ]
20:07
20:07 >> I'm proing it up.
20:08
20:08 >> No wonder. No wonder. Yeah.
20:10
20:10 >> To generate some images the other day.
20:11
20:11 And she's like, "It only She's like,
20:13
20:13 "Yeah, it only let me do it like five
20:14
20:14 times." I'm like, "Yeah, cuz that's the
20:16
20:16 free [ __ ] you know? You actually pay
20:18
20:18 for
20:19
20:19 >> You got to spend the money. You want You
20:20
20:20 want to spend the money to make the good
20:22
20:22 [ __ ] you got to spend the money."
20:23
20:23 >> That's why I don't use chat. I use
20:24
20:24 Copilot, dude. I'm like, "Fuck, dude."
20:26
20:26 >> You see, I'm too far into the ecosystem
20:28
20:28 of chat to switch over to something
20:30
20:30 else.
20:30
20:30 >> I know. That's like gh Yeah.
20:32
20:32 >> Like I don't even know. Like
20:35
20:35 I have an idea
20:37
20:37 >> that I'm not going to tell you about
20:39
20:39 yet.
20:39
20:39 >> Yeah, of course.
20:40
20:40 >> But it's going to be like an AI Wars
20:43
20:43 concept.
20:44
20:44 >> Okay. Okay.
20:45
20:45 >> Um
20:47
20:47 Yeah, it's like Yeah. Can't Can't say
20:50
20:50 too much. Already said too much.
20:53
20:53 >> Broken.
20:54
20:54 >> Hey, when was the last time you stopped
20:56
20:56 an ice cream truck?
20:58
20:58 Dude, I don't even remember.
21:00
21:00 >> You [ __ ] ran your ass. You got
21:02
21:02 yourself off the [ __ ] couch and ran
21:04
21:04 down your stairs because I know you live
21:05
21:05 on the second story and [ __ ] went out
21:08
21:08 to catch that [ __ ]
21:10
21:10 >> Uh,
21:12
21:12 not up here. I have not been to I've
21:15
21:15 never ran down an ice cream truck up
21:17
21:17 here in Seattle. Um, I think the last
21:20
21:20 time I ever ran down an ice cream truck,
21:22
21:22 uh, was probably
21:27
21:27 maybe the last year of of like middle
21:31
21:31 school, I think. I don't even think I
21:33
21:33 ran this one down. I think so. Where I
21:35
21:35 went to middle school.
21:37
21:37 >> Yeah.
21:37
21:37 >> Uh, on my way home as I'd walk through
21:39
21:39 the neighborhood, the ice cream man
21:41
21:41 would be parked up, you know, they'd
21:42
21:42 have their van parked up on the side of
21:44
21:44 like a cul-de-sac.
21:46
21:46 >> Uh,
21:46
21:46 >> yeah. And like the kids kids would just
21:48
21:48 go to it. And I think that's my that's
21:50
21:50 the last time I think I've ever like
21:54
21:54 been to an ice cream truck like that.
21:57
21:57 >> That's like the best gig. That guy came
21:58
21:58 up with a really good idea. I'm going to
21:60
22:00 just park here. All you little [ __ ]
22:02
22:02 are going to run to me. How you little
22:04
22:04 >> because it was so like that that [ __ ]
22:07
22:07 real estate right there was incredible
22:09
22:09 because the street was a straight shot
22:12
22:12 and like as you would walk down the
22:13
22:13 street and like once you got to the end
22:15
22:15 like the street's like four or five
22:16
22:16 blocks and once you got to the end of
22:18
22:18 that was the school, right? So then all
22:19
22:19 the kids would go up the street and then
22:21
22:21 as the school day ended all the kids
22:23
22:23 would come back down the street and it's
22:25
22:25 just a straight shot. So like [ __ ]
22:27
22:27 easy peasy for that guy, you know?
22:30
22:30 >> That's awesome. else. Um, and so here's
22:35
22:35 here Okay, I'm glad you didn't run
22:37
22:37 because have you ever like gone
22:40
22:40 somewhere specifically for that thing?
22:43
22:43 Let's just say the ice cream truck. And
22:44
22:44 when you got there, it wasn't there and
22:46
22:46 you were you were completely like
22:48
22:48 devastated and just bug. Yeah. I think
22:51
22:51 sometimes the ice cream truck would take
22:52
22:52 days off and uh you know I remember one
22:56
22:56 time I was coming back from school and
22:60
22:60 they had they would always sell like
23:01
23:01 these sour like uh belts like the sour
23:04
23:04 red belts
23:05
23:05 >> tasted like strawberry and they were
23:07
23:07 sour.
23:08
23:08 >> Uh and I remember one time I was craving
23:10
23:10 those and I wouldn't like I was walking
23:11
23:11 back home and the ice cream truck wasn't
23:13
23:13 there and I was like ah son of a [ __ ]
23:16
23:16 And I didn't get him for like three
23:17
23:17 weeks after that because I spent all my
23:20
23:20 money.
23:22
23:22 >> Do you think the ice cream man's like
23:23
23:23 the neighborhood best friend?
23:26
23:26 >> You know, he's like your like Mr. It's
23:27
23:27 like Mr. Rogers, you know, like
23:29
23:29 everybody knows him, you know, like that
23:30
23:30 kind of thing, you know, like
23:31
23:31 >> Yeah, I think so. I I definitely think
23:33
23:33 so.
23:35
23:35 >> I I I mean I Yeah. I You give them
23:38
23:38 respect, you know what I mean? It's like
23:39
23:39 >> Yeah. I mean, they're not doing anything
23:41
23:41 wrong. They're just trying to make a a
23:43
23:43 living, you know?
23:45
23:45 Yeah. So, that was your favorite ice
23:47
23:47 cream that
23:49
23:49 >> that was Those weren't ice creams, but
23:51
23:51 that was just candy. I think my favorite
23:53
23:53 ice cream from an ice cream truck uh
23:56
23:56 would probably be like Choco Tacos.
23:58
23:58 Choco tacos were [ __ ] delicious.
23:60
23:60 >> Um
24:02
24:02 >> Oh, those [ __ ] uh cookie cookie and
24:04
24:04 cream like Blizzard cups that they used
24:07
24:07 to have. Okay.
24:08
24:08 >> Like those were [ __ ] those were
24:10
24:10 [ __ ] that was probably my bread and
24:11
24:11 butter right there. Those those cups.
24:14
24:14 So,
24:14
24:14 >> I used to get the um you know, they'd
24:16
24:16 shape them with like ears and then the
24:18
24:18 nose or the eyes would be like the gum
24:21
24:21 >> gumballs.
24:22
24:22 >> Okay. Yeah.
24:22
24:22 >> Yeah. It was those ones and they used to
24:24
24:24 sell these uh Wrestlemania.
24:28
24:28 I don't know if they still sell them
24:29
24:29 anymore, but they're like Wrestlemania.
24:30
24:30 Yeah. You're you're you're too young for
24:32
24:32 this. Um but
24:36
24:36 they used they used to sell these uh
24:39
24:39 Wrestlemania ones and they were like a
24:41
24:41 cookie. I remember there being like a
24:43
24:43 cookie and then what they did is they
24:44
24:44 printed the the image of the wrestler on
24:47
24:47 it. It was like the ultimate warrior or
24:48
24:48 Hulk Hogan. It was like printed on the
24:50
24:50 cookie.
24:51
24:51 >> So, it's like the image and I think they
24:53
24:53 also came with like a card
24:55
24:55 >> like a like a like a you know an ice
24:57
24:57 cream collectible like card or something
24:59
24:59 like that.
24:60
24:60 >> So,
25:00
25:00 >> they're pretty bomb. They're good.
25:02
25:02 >> Yeah.
25:04
25:04 >> I'll take your word for it.
25:06
25:06 >> I finally got something to generate, by
25:07
25:07 the way. So, we're good now. Like we can
25:09
25:09 we can we can get on with this episode.
25:11
25:11 >> Hey, whatever we want to do, man. I'm
25:13
25:13 I'm stuck on the ice cream, man. I feel
25:14
25:14 like the ice cream man was also like the
25:16
25:16 neighborhood drug dealer cuz you used to
25:17
25:17 be able to get [ __ ] from the ice cream
25:18
25:18 man that like,
25:20
25:20 >> you know?
25:20
25:20 >> Yeah.
25:21
25:21 >> Like we had a cool ass one that that
25:23
25:23 sometime they'd come around and they
25:24
25:24 they would give us like firecrackers,
25:26
25:26 you know what I mean? Like it wasn't on
25:27
25:27 the menu. You'd be like, "Hey, you know,
25:28
25:28 you've known them for a while and they
25:30
25:30 slang firecrackers or uh
25:32
25:32 >> Yeah, dude. Yeah.
25:33
25:33 >> They also sold those those [ __ ] bombs,
25:35
25:35 you know, the little glass things that
25:37
25:37 you break and it smell like poop."
25:38
25:38 >> Yeah. That smelled like ass. Yeah, dude.
25:40
25:40 Yeah.
25:41
25:41 >> Yeah. You could also buy like fake
25:42
25:42 plastic guns and [ __ ] I remember that.
25:44
25:44 Like the pop gun, the like pop cap guns.
25:49
25:49 >> Yeah, dude. The ice cream man was legit.
25:51
25:51 Respect.
25:52
25:52 >> Hell yeah. Hell yeah. All right, let's
25:54
25:54 [ ] get this [ ] We're 20 minutes
25:56
25:56 in, 28 minutes in, and we'll just start
25:58
25:58 the episode here. Mia, go ahead and cut
26:00
26:00 it uh when we start here. Uh Joshua,
26:03
26:03 here we go. Let's get Let's [ __ ] get
26:05
26:05 this [ __ ] It's going to be a
26:06
26:06 >> It's going to be one. Here we go.
26:08
26:08 All right, here we go.