Sorry For The Delay | EP. 102 | Pumpkin Spice, Dreams & Therapy
Chapters
00:00 Introductions & House Keeping
02:56 What's In Our Cups "Dust Bowl Brewing - Therapist Imperial Ipa & Schilling Hard Cider - Maple Moment "
10:40 Vacation Highs & Work Realities
17:25 Chat With Us: Topics For The Week
18:13 The Maple Street Saga: Chapter 5: Whiskers in the Wires
25:10 A.I. Song of The Week "Shadow Waltz In Hell"
28:33 Air Guitar Concert Idea
30:55 Pumpkin Spice Gone To Far?
37:31 Theme & Dream: Would You Buy A Ticket To Someone’s Dreams?
45:22 Closing Thoughts, Weekly Fun Finds & Lucky Numbers
Sound Bites
"Pucker up baby, cause this is gonna, this'll send you on your way." - Joshua describing the strength of his beer.
"If you're not a seasoned drinker like me and Sean are, pucker up." - Joshua's playful warning about the beer's potency.
"It's like the exclusive to heading on over to the website, you know, lots of cancel culture going on over there, buddy." - Sean joking about exclusive content on their website.
"I think they're trying to find that stay-at-home wine mom or that wine." - Joshua's sarcastic take on pumpkin spice chardonnay.
"Make it an all-you-can-eat buffet and fucking spread the cheeks and dive face first in." - Joshua's colorful commentary on pumpkin spice products.
"I don't know, maybe I should just drive off the street, you know." - Sean humorously venting about his car troubles.
"It's gonna be free. Nobody's gonna pay for this shit." - Joshua on the idea of an AI air guitar concert.
"Let's knock some shit out." - Joshua's enthusiastic call to action for their community challenge.
"I needed to bring a therapist along for this episode." - Joshua humorously referring to his choice of beer.
"It smells like maple syrup like you took it right out of the tree's vagina." - Sean's vivid description of the maple pear cider.
"If ass is on your menu, then I'm totally into it." - Joshua's cheeky take on pumpkin spice butt wipes.
"I'm DJ Khaled up in this motherfucker. All right. Another one." - Sean introducing his AI-generated song with flair.
"Why not have the outside of your car smell like pumpkin spice?" - Joshua on the idea of pumpkin spice-scented car washes.
"Would you buy a ticket to your own dream or someone else's?" - Joshua introducing the concept of dream tickets.
"Remember the little things; they could prove useful in divorce court." - A sassy fortune cookie reading.
"Broom. Broom." - Sean's punchline to the joke, "What noise does a witch's truck make?"
Transcript
Sean “Horror Host” (00:15.63)
Hello and welcome to another episode of Sorry for the Delay. We are your hosts, my name is Sean. This is Joshua and this is episode 102, Joshua. How are you doing this fine week?
Joshua “Vamp Boi” (00:23.772)
All right, let's go.
Joshua “Vamp Boi” (00:42.996)
No, I'm doing good. I'm glad to hear that Sean can actually count this week because I think he was having were you having trouble last week 102 103 100 whatever the fuck it is But I'm actually doing really well. I'm still recovering or coming off my Vacation high if you want to call it that
Sean “Horror Host” (00:46.36)
good. Yes sir.
Joshua “Vamp Boi” (01:00.748)
so again, I'm doing, I'm doing pretty fucking well. And I just have to say fucking, sometimes I forget this, just thank you for listening. Thank you for watching to everybody who's paying attention to this podcast. Cause sometimes I don't say in the beginning and I feel bad. So, yeah, just like, yeah, yeah. At the very end, I'm saying thank you for everything. So, but yeah, right off the bat, just thank you everybody for listening. Thank you for watching. today's going to be a good one. I think it's going to be another vibe. so yeah, dude, let's just have some fun and let's get into it.
Sean “Horror Host” (01:08.765)
yeah.
Sean “Horror Host” (01:15.618)
make him wait till the end.
Joshua “Vamp Boi” (01:30.162)
stoked.
Sean “Horror Host” (01:30.446)
Hell yeah, buddy. Hell yeah. I'm just gonna jump straight into the housekeeping corner real quick Mia Thank you for the transition before we jump to anything else Hey head on over to Starfield Lillie.live slash merch and check out the new shirt drops that we did last week Mia will put them on screen right now. Thank you Mia, you're the best. You can get these badass shirts They're really fucking cool took a long time to design them and it does look like Kermit is fucking that frog But we do not see the bottom half of him, but who knows, you know
So head on over to SorryForLittleA.live.com and also head on over to SorryForLittleA.live and check out this episode in its entirety and a full transcript of the episode because there are some things that we do cut. There is some stuff that's in the weeds, if you will, and you can read all that over there. It's like the exclusive to heading on over to the website, you know, lots of cancel culture going on over there, buddy. Just want to throw that out there.
Joshua “Vamp Boi” (02:25.299)
Know right? Yeah, no, you're probably right. I mean I have to admit I do get into the weeds I do talk a lot of shit, but it's all in good fun. So whatever you can't take a joke You're probably watching the wrong podcast. Honestly
Sean “Horror Host” (02:33.23)
It's always in good fun.
Yeah, honestly. Yeah. But hey, thank you for watching it. We appreciate that. And thank you for clicking. Cool beans, man. Cool beans. Joshua, that's all I really had for the housekeeping corner. Just want to let people know that the merch is out there. You can get it. It's the second drop out of three. So there's one more coming up in October. So it's going to be pretty, pretty legitimate. So it's like that.
Joshua “Vamp Boi” (02:43.751)
Yeah, buddy. Yeah.
Joshua “Vamp Boi” (02:55.443)
Right on buddy. All right. So what do we, I mean, should we just kick it off? Like I always do and get into the what's in our cup. One of the finest segments that we started a very long time ago that we both love and appreciate.
Sean “Horror Host” (03:03.886)
And it still goes on for the last hundred and two episodes or a hundred and one episodes. So yeah, let's fucking let's do that. What do you got? What do you got in your cup, buddy? Because I got some stuff over here that I'm pretty excited to show off.
Joshua “Vamp Boi” (03:09.437)
Bye guys.
It's pretty fun.
Okay, because tonight I have no I don't know where this night's going to go but I feel like I needed a therapist I needed to bring a therapist along for this for this episode so oddly enough I ended up finding a therapist at Costco and this is believe it or not they have therapists at Costco everybody
Sean “Horror Host” (03:21.838)
Neither do I.
Sean “Horror Host” (03:35.963)
my god.
Joshua “Vamp Boi” (03:42.357)
You can go find a vacation there. You can go buy a price on a chicken, but apparently you can also find a therapist there as well. So this is the Dust Bowl Brewing Company and it's their therapist line here and I haven't tried this yet, but I've heard it's pretty good. So yeah, I'm going to pop this sucker open and I'll let you know how it feels. So if you need a therapist everybody, yeah.
Sean “Horror Host” (03:43.149)
Alright.
Sean “Horror Host” (04:07.406)
While you pop that open Joshua, is Dust Bowl a local brewery or is it a big brewery? Where's Dust Bowl at?
Joshua “Vamp Boi” (04:11.38)
I Yeah, no actually it is a local brewery I was reading this earlier and holy shit. My mind is drawing a blank right now, but It's somewhere on here. And as always I can't find it. But yeah, go check it out man. It is a local brewery Yeah, dust bowl man. Turlock. Here we go. Here we go. Turlock, California. There you go. It's on the side of the can I just can't fucking read. Yeah
Sean “Horror Host” (04:30.328)
I know that they have a, if you're familiar with the California area, there you go. Yeah. Yeah. He found it everybody. He found it.
Joshua “Vamp Boi” (04:39.353)
but yeah, let me go ahead and try this. I just, I want to get into it. So let me take this in before we get too deep into this episode.
Sean “Horror Host” (04:45.454)
big ol' sip on that one. shit.
Joshua “Vamp Boi” (04:51.378)
My goodness, that's fucking awesome. Very hoppy, very flavorful. It is a Imperial IPA and this is 10.4 % alcohol by volume. So pucker up baby, cause this is gonna, this'll send you on your way. If you're not a seasoned drinker like, like me and Sean are. So pucker up. Yeah, Sean. So what do got, man? What do you got? What do you got? What are you sipping on over there, buddy?
Sean “Horror Host” (05:04.676)
Damn. That'll knock you on your ass.
Sean “Horror Host” (05:13.422)
That's great buddy, that's great. Dude, hang I have a follow-up question to that one. You said it was hoppy, right? Is it like that marijuana hoppy, you know what I mean? Where it's like earthy, like that earthy flavor? No?
Joshua “Vamp Boi” (05:18.192)
Okay. Yeah, very.
Joshua “Vamp Boi” (05:26.322)
No, no, I mean, I guess it's earthy. mean, most of this shit tastes like dirt anyways, but no, yeah, it's hoppy, man. Fucking go buy a pogo stick or some bullshit if you want to hop, but like, yes, it's fucking hoppy, yeah.
Sean “Horror Host” (05:34.486)
It does. Okay.
That's great, sorry.
Joshua “Vamp Boi” (05:42.741)
Bounce around Jesus Christ, You you're asking the guy that this is this you know the guy who doesn't describe anything very well like fucking honestly, dude Okay
Sean “Horror Host” (05:46.406)
my god, alright.
Sean “Horror Host” (05:54.644)
Listen, I do it so that you can practice, know, like 102 episodes in, I just want you to get better at describing your flavors. You know, it's not rocket science.
Joshua “Vamp Boi” (06:02.174)
Alright. mean out of depression I'm already halfway through this fucking drink. Will you get on with it and tell me what you're drinking over there dude? Come on. Let's move on. Jesus Christ.
Sean “Horror Host” (06:09.768)
Okay. All right. So the first thing I have in my cup today, a not sponsored cup by the way. So sorry everybody. It's not have to wash it, but I just have the same wine, the white wine that I had last week or the week before that, the, the siding. I'm drinking that on the side because I don't know whether or not I'm going to enjoy this next thing about to show off, but let me take a little sip here. Hmm. that's good. That's good. Fruity pineapple. It's delicious. but Joshua, this is really what I wanted to show off this week. It's not two towns cider, but this is the other.
cider company that's up here. is Schilling cider and Joshua, this is called Maple Moment. Look at that. Let me get closer for you there. It's a moose. Yeah, it's a little moose holding a coffee, but this is Maple Pear cider. So I've never had this before. This is a limited edition or a special release, if you will. And we're going to see what it tastes like because it is the fall season. It's September. It's fall. It's pumpkin season.
Joshua “Vamp Boi” (06:47.287)
cool. That's a reindeer, right? Or it's a moose reindeer moose. Okay.
Sean “Horror Host” (07:09.31)
Maple season 2 I guess so here we go. Let me smell it first. It smells like maple Joshua. It smells like maple syrup Like fresh maple syrup like you took it right out of the trees fucking vagina like it smells delicious my god, it's also smells like just you remember. Do you remember the cereal? the French toast Captain Crunch This
Joshua “Vamp Boi” (07:25.318)
goodness.
Joshua “Vamp Boi” (07:30.804)
Yeah, I do. Yeah, yeah, yes. Okay.
Sean “Horror Host” (07:33.196)
This smells like the French toast Captain Crunch or the Eggo cereal that most people are familiar with it too, think,
Joshua “Vamp Boi” (07:40.11)
yeah, all of those ingredients are banned now in the United States, so there you go.
Sean “Horror Host” (07:44.982)
Oof, okay. All right, hang on. Hang on, hold on a minute. Hold everybody hold your horses. Hold your horses, everybody. Hold your horse. Okay, so this, it says maple pear? Maple pear. I think it's a peach, but maple pear. This tastes more like maple. This tastes more like a can of maple syrup poured straight into my mouth. It's, if you want that flavor.
Joshua “Vamp Boi” (07:48.73)
Not good. Are you going to say it's not good? You hyped it up. Like you fucking put that shit on a pedestal.
Sean “Horror Host” (08:13.77)
Yeah, all for baby all for it. I do not want this flavor. I do not want that. I cannot. I cannot recommend this flavor. If you're getting home after a long day of work and you want something just to relax with. No, I cannot. I cannot recommend this. This I would say is probably something that you have at brunch time. You know when you're eating breakfast that would go perfectly with this.
Joshua “Vamp Boi” (08:32.22)
So would you flavor your would you flavor your pancakes with that? Would you pour that over your pancakes? Is that me? Is it that me? Is it pancake worthy? Juice. shit, he's sloshing beer out in his mouth. Holy shit.
Sean “Horror Host” (08:36.898)
Hmm. Hang let me take another sip. Let me find out. Hmm. Hmm. Hmm. Hmm.
Sean “Horror Host” (08:47.362)
Yeah, no, it's definitely sweet. It's definitely pancake syrup sweet. Yeah, if you put this on your pancakes, you wouldn't notice the difference between this and regular syrup. So overall, I'm giving it a four out of 10.
Joshua “Vamp Boi” (09:04.02)
4 out of 10 holy shit that must not be good then.
Sean “Horror Host” (09:05.262)
Four to 10. It's it's not, not the best, honestly. I mean, it's, it's, I'm going to drink it because we don't let alcohol go to waste in this family, but it's not, it's not anything I would write home about. I'm sorry. Sure.
Joshua “Vamp Boi” (09:17.012)
Can I ask a bonus question? Can I ask a bonus question? When it comes to like limited edition beers, do those offer any kind of like resale value? Like in the future, would that end up on some shelf and you could just be like, this is, yeah, exactly. Does that hold value? Is that a value find?
Sean “Horror Host” (09:29.638)
like if I were to save this and like, I don't know. That's a great question, buddy. I don't know. We will have to look into that and I'll let you know next week. If, if anything, special edition has held held value because I know that some bourbons will hold value, but that's bourbon. You know, what about? Yeah. What about ciders? What about beers? Yeah. Will they hold value? And I'm sure everything holds some type of value to somebody, right? Like
Joshua “Vamp Boi” (09:47.604)
That's right, yeah, it's hard liquor. That's, yeah, aged, barreled.
Sean “Horror Host” (09:56.072)
Maybe this will hold value. Maybe people will really love that moose, you know?
Joshua “Vamp Boi” (10:01.106)
Yeah, I think I'm in the camp. I think it's one of those words they put on a can to kind of sell you on a concept. But you know, then you end up, yeah, then you end up just taking it in the shorts because it's just like this fucking thing. But yeah. All right.
Sean “Horror Host” (10:08.47)
I mean, it got me, so.
Sean “Horror Host” (10:15.532)
Now my mouth tastes like syrup and my burps taste like pear. I don't know what that means. So...
Joshua “Vamp Boi” (10:22.356)
Alright, well, there you go. There you go everybody. So you can either go find a therapist or go get some fucking maple syrup pancakes or fucking whatever Sean's got over there.
Sean “Horror Host” (10:31.406)
I go good on french toast, I don't know.
Joshua “Vamp Boi” (10:34.674)
buddy. That's fun. There you go.
Sean “Horror Host” (10:38.424)
Well buddy, you wanna move on? You got anything for the week before we start this bad boy?
Joshua “Vamp Boi” (10:41.08)
No, I really don't have anything for the week. I'm just gonna be honest with you. I just Like I said, I'm just catching a vibe man. I think this is one of those weeks here I'm I'm coming off my vacation high But I did have a question for the audience and it's one of those random it is one of those random questions where it's
Sean “Horror Host” (10:56.373)
Okay.
Joshua “Vamp Boi” (11:01.426)
It's like, when you come off a vacation, is there like a statute of limitations to the high of a vacation? Like at what point do you realize you're no longer on like that good vibe high from being on vacation and the reality of just coming back to work and dealing with all the fucking people you'd rather not see sets back in? is there, like when do you know, like how long should it take?
I'm not sure how I'm trying to phrase this, like how long does it take for you to realize it fucking sucks going back to work? know, like, like if, it takes, yeah, that's what I'm saying. Like the minute you clock back in, the minute you fucking hit the parking lot, like, like, how do you know you've been somewhere too long? Like, like what is the feeling?
Sean “Horror Host” (11:37.066)
instantly to answer like instantly buddy instantly yeah the minute you hit the parking lot yeah
Joshua “Vamp Boi” (11:52.629)
That you've been there too long. So that's just kind of my general question like coming off vacation because we all love to take vacations I love to travel even though I just got my my brand new What is it the real ID that we're required to have these days I just I just got mine Yeah, I just got mine yeah, yeah literally just got it I took my picture and I don't know what they're doing with these filters But they're not as good as snapchat because my fucking ID picture looks like shit
Sean “Horror Host” (12:05.204)
yeah, yeah.
Just got it? you just got it? Huh.
Joshua “Vamp Boi” (12:22.14)
It does. I look terrible. I look I look worse now than I ever had before. It's like I fucking died and took a picture and then that's the one they gave me. I don't understand it. Like why snapchat? You know what? Here's the thing. Here's the I don't want to ramble about this shit, but when it comes to IDs at the DMV, have they not upgraded since the fucking 1960s? Did somebody come all over the lens and all of sudden there's this fucking dirty foggy filter on your face?
Sean “Horror Host” (12:23.498)
my god.
Joshua “Vamp Boi” (12:50.004)
Is it a mean joke that we're all supposed to look ugly in our ID's? Is it a joke?
Sean “Horror Host” (12:56.236)
It feels like it sometimes, dude. Yeah.
Joshua “Vamp Boi” (12:58.162)
Like if you go to Florida and they're all fucking bedazzled and there's some shimmer to their IDs is it because they're doing things different in Florida than they're doing in California?
Sean “Horror Host” (13:08.066)
I wonder if it's just because they probably just have one guy who has to service like all of the DMVs, like photo, like their picture, their cameras. That's where I was fucking looking for, you know, and it's, takes them probably years to hit your store or your DMV, you know, government.
Joshua “Vamp Boi” (13:24.296)
I mean if they're doing that it's probably the same guy fixing your fucking printer your copy artwork cuz that's just some bullshit shit's It's the same fucking tech with this pocket protector Fucking driving is Prius no fence Sean, but I think it's the same guy There's probably only one guy doing this shit our gal or whatever. I mean whatever you are a bot But whatever I mean, I'm not trying to be yeah that guy but man, let's get better. Can we just get better at taking these pictures?
Sean “Horror Host” (13:28.302)
Hey, bro, it's just the one guy for everything.
You
Sean “Horror Host” (13:50.146)
But to answer, guess to, to answer your question, buddy, I think it, I think that feeling that you get when you have your, like for people who drive to work or if you ride the bus, any, the way you take your route to work, I think once you start that routine on how you get to work, I think that is really when it sets in that you're no longer on vacation.
Joshua “Vamp Boi” (14:08.02)
The stupid scooters fucking yeah
Sean “Horror Host” (14:17.442)
You know, because now you're back into the old mundane grind, right? You're back on that fucking workflow. I think that's when it hits the hardest is like when you're making that first drive to work after a vacation.
Joshua “Vamp Boi” (14:20.734)
Mm-hmm.
Joshua “Vamp Boi” (14:29.492)
Does that mean it's time for a change though? Is the overall I guess is the bigger broader zoom out, you know from from above looking down Is that the big picture?
Sean “Horror Host” (14:38.306)
I think for me, if I go to, like, if I'm going to work and I'm consistently getting frustrated over small things that when I first started the job, I'm not like I haven't, like I had never gotten frustrated with, then I think that's when you should start finding something new, you know, or putting yourself out into a situation that's different. cause I think that's what it is. think once people start having that routine over and over and over again, and they start becoming
I guess just like, I'm trying to find the word for it, but like indifferent about their job, then I would say then that's when you should start finding a new job, you know, but it's hard because I don't think people catch that mentality until they get fired or it's too late. You know, they shoot up a whole fucking town. Yeah.
Joshua “Vamp Boi” (15:26.9)
You get fired don't suck right? That'd be the worst way to find out like you didn't like your job no more You just get fired from it. You're like fuck dude You know wouldn't that be the worst way to find out that that's You think so?
Sean “Horror Host” (15:37.48)
No, that would be probably the best way because think about it. You don't know what's coming, right? So you get fired and you're like, fuck. And then you like wake up in the next morning and you're like, I don't have to go back to that shitty fucking job. You know, I feel good. You know?
Joshua “Vamp Boi” (15:50.645)
I mean, I guess you're right. I yeah, that's it. I mean, it's a good point. So that was my overall question. It's just like, at what point coming back from vacation, do you realize like either you love it, you still love it, or you just fucking you hate it. You should do something different. So on day one, so you're going with day one. Fuck, I'm coming back. I'm, what am I back like another like a week or two back? And I still feel pretty good about what I'm, what I'm doing. Yeah.
Sean “Horror Host” (15:55.426)
go either way.
Sean “Horror Host” (16:13.624)
Do you really? Well, then you might not hit your job then. That might be the thing. You might not hit your job. Sorry.
Joshua “Vamp Boi” (16:17.3)
I don't think I hate my job. I don't think I I don't you know what fuck dude We're going long on this shit, but I think if you hate your fucking job, dude I think you should change your fucking job. I know it's hard to find jobs right now, but dude they got all kinds I mean they have shit they have online jobs You know they have a bunch of different jobs, and it's just very difficult right now But if you if you truly hate your job like if you want to Drive your car through the building where you work
Sean “Horror Host” (16:46.85)
So I'm talking about, yeah.
Joshua “Vamp Boi” (16:47.89)
Fuck dude, like take the speed bumps down and watch out for the people you like but don't fucking crash out at work, dude. Get a different job, yeah. Yeah, yeah. Fucking buy a truck, become an ice cream man or some bullshit. You know what I mean? They play cool songs all day long.
Sean “Horror Host” (16:54.99)
get a different job, please, for all our safety.
Sean “Horror Host” (17:03.074)
Yeah! Fuck it! Hell yeah dude, hell yeah.
Joshua “Vamp Boi” (17:08.756)
Yeah, that was just my fun little fucking or whatever man. Just think about it for are you listening? Just is it time? I have no idea, but yeah, that's my fun little for the audience for me listening. Yeah, so now if you'd like we can all slide over to where we normally go at this point in the podcast to the old the old chat box with everybody.
Sean “Horror Host” (17:18.83)
Cool beans. Nice.
Sean “Horror Host” (17:26.016)
Let's go!
Sean “Horror Host” (17:30.73)
Chat with this section here the chat with the section is basically the topics that we will be talking about for the week if this is your first time listening or your first time watching hey we appreciate you and the topics that we have for this week is Maple Street chapter 5 still doing that still going on still happening. We have a topic called pumpkin spice and a topic called theme and dream I like the the rhyming on that one
Joshua “Vamp Boi” (17:56.405)
Yeah, so the first two Sean came up with and I randomly just shit out that at the very end of it So if you want to wait to see what Joshua just pooped out on the day he was we were supposed to Hang in there. It's coming. Yeah
Sean “Horror Host” (18:10.894)
I can't wait. I can't fucking wait. But with that being said, let's go ahead and hit people with the Maple Street Chapter 5. Joshua, can I change it up a little bit because I was getting tired of... I was kind of getting tired of some of the flow that was happening with the Maple Street thing. But the program that we use to read off the story improved their editor. So now there's a lot less pauses. So...
There's that and also sound effects are a lot easier to work with. So I want to throw that out there. So here we go. I'm going to share my screen with Joshua and for the people listening, just keep on listening. And for those of you watching, just keep watching. Like you won't notice anything like me. I guess this should unlock. So buddy, here you go. Let's listen to Maple Street chapter five.
Sean “Horror Host” (23:10.99)
All right, buddy. There you go. That
Sean “Horror Host” (00:20.598)
How did you feel about that one this week? It's been five weeks, buddy. Five weeks. You're getting into it? You're not getting into it? Is this still Avatar?
Joshua “Vamp Boi” (00:36.953)
Yeah, no, I kind of I'm being I'm being real honest right here when I say this is I cannot wait till the visuals come out because Sean I don't know if it was last week that you announced that you're gonna put together this thing as a whole as a project as one whole like I don't I don't call it segment but you know what I mean anime whatever you're gonna do with it I can't wait to see the full release of everything together because
There's a lot going on every single week and if you've missed the last what was this five weeks of all these stories It's gonna be it's gonna come to it. I think it's putting it all together visually is gonna be fucking awesome. So I can't wait honestly
Sean “Horror Host” (01:15.274)
I can't wait either. Hopefully Future Sean did that and it looks great. Thank you, Future Sean. Appreciate you.
Joshua “Vamp Boi” (01:21.251)
It's gonna I mean it's gonna be great. Come on. Come on, man. Everything we do here is fun. It's fucking great. We just it's a good fucking time regardless Yeah
Sean “Horror Host” (01:29.014)
Hell yeah buddy, hell yeah. Shall we move on or do you want to hit an AI song? What do you want to do buddy? You want to hit that pumpkin spice?
Joshua “Vamp Boi” (01:36.817)
I don't know. I think I almost feel like I need a little bit of music to get me going. But I don't know. I don't know what type of music you have in store for us. So I'm going to let you turn the dial because if this song is going to get me excited and the listeners and the viewers excited fucking press play. But if you think we need to hold on, if we need to hold on and we're not quite there, like we want to edge, we want to edge into it. Let me know.
Sean “Horror Host” (01:44.36)
Okay? Yeah, me too.
Sean “Horror Host” (01:51.574)
Alright.
Sean “Horror Host” (01:57.64)
Let's fucking do it.
Nobody. No. I think. I think this song, this song is going to get us in the mood again because Joshua, I went back and I had so much fucking fun. Creating that last song for you last week that I went ahead and I did another one, buddy. Another one. I'm DJ Khaled up in this motherfucker. All right. Another one. Joshua, this song is called Shadow Waltz in Hell.
Joshua “Vamp Boi” (02:09.627)
Okay.
Joshua “Vamp Boi” (02:23.043)
I know, okay fucking Kelly, alright, alright.
Sean “Horror Host” (02:30.793)
Enjoy, buddy.
Sean “Horror Host” (05:09.096)
All right, buddy, there's your A.I. song for the week. If you guys want to hear that song in its entirety, head over to Starfield. Live slash A.I. radio and it'll be there along with another 53 other songs on that playlist. And Josh, let me let me say this real quick before I ask you how you felt the other day. I was editing some photos. was editing some merch stuff and I had that playlist going on in the background. And let me tell you that it is quite enjoyable to go from something like that to
Joshua “Vamp Boi” (05:24.241)
Okay.
Sean “Horror Host” (05:39.062)
something like a country song we did months ago. Like it is very enjoyable to sit there and listen to that playlist. So I just wanted to throw that out there, but buddy, how'd you feel about this week's song? Are you back in the mood? Are you back energized with me? Are you still stuck back there?
Joshua “Vamp Boi” (05:51.516)
Yeah. Can I? No, no. I moved to the front of the class. I woke up. I woke up. Yeah. I woke up. But I had this thought when you were doing this. What if? Well, I don't know if anybody's doing this, but what if we were to put on the first AI air guitar concert ever?
Sean “Horror Host” (05:58.025)
you
Sean “Horror Host” (06:14.718)
buddy, I like the sound of this. Okay.
Joshua “Vamp Boi” (06:21.457)
AI air guitar concert where we were basically we put on a concert. It's gonna be free Nobody's gonna pay for this shit. We've got to find the piece of grass. That's half. That's yeah We got to find a piece of grass as half alive, you know, it's not gonna be anything fancy Cuz we go for a hole don't expect much from these two guys. It's gonna be it's gonna be free It's gonna be free probably some backlog at some fucking spot but um, what if we were able to put together a nice little AI air guitar concert with all of our songs
Sean “Horror Host” (06:28.534)
Nobody would want to pay for this.
Sean “Horror Host” (06:39.574)
you
Joshua “Vamp Boi” (06:50.831)
And we just bring people out that would want to perform just for funsies. All the AI songs we put together and just have a good fucking time. Serve a beer. I'll buy a couple couple kegs. You know what I mean? Maybe they'll get donated from some of these people. Hey therapist. But you know, dust bowl, you know, just hook it up. But if that would be something that could be fun that we can all come together with all of our, you know, everybody subscribed and what maybe we all get together and meet each other for the first time and have a good fucking time.
Sean “Horror Host” (07:05.344)
Dustbowl? Schilling? What's that? Two towns?
Sean “Horror Host” (07:13.995)
Yeah, dude.
Sean “Horror Host” (07:20.704)
Dude, that'd be awesome. Let's put that in the back burner and we'll keep that in our ideas pocket because I love that idea. Like that is fucking beautiful. Cause why not? Why fucking not?
Joshua “Vamp Boi” (07:30.543)
Yeah. Yeah, some AI air guitar. Have some fun with that shit.
Sean “Horror Host” (07:35.104)
Dude, hell yeah. Hell yeah, that's a great idea. Fucking fuck yeah, dude.
Joshua “Vamp Boi” (07:37.809)
Yeah, great song though, great song. We'll just add it to the list, we'll keep it going. Fuck yeah, I don't think there's enough storage on our fucking platform.
Sean “Horror Host” (07:41.622)
Yeah, have to list. No, there's not. We are literally running down. I think I only have like 20 minutes left of music that I can upload. So I'll figure it out. We'll figure it out. We'll be fine. Don't worry about it.
Sean “Horror Host” (07:55.659)
Buy a shirt! I don't know, sorry for the late, I love slash merch! Get a shirt! Help us fund this fucking, sorry for the late, I love your radio. It's called synergy, Joshua, synergy.
Joshua “Vamp Boi” (08:01.788)
We're so dumb. All right, let's move on to fucking pumpkin spice, dude. Let's get on to it. I know if you're blown out your speakers with that music, let's move on to the pumpkin spice, Sean. Let's have it.
Sean “Horror Host” (08:09.565)
Alright.
Yeah. All right. So this is, this is my topic that I gave Joshua this morning. pumpkin spice buddy. is September. It is the middle of pumpkin spice latte season, my dude. And for those of you listening, and this is your first time listening to us. I don't like coffee. Hi, my name is Sean and I don't really enjoy coffee. but I will say I have basic bitch for some PSLs, know?
So I love myself some pumpkin spice lattes. That is the first coffee or drink that I've ever fallen in love with like that. But with that being said, Joshua, I had to bring up this topic this week because the one main question I have is, has pumpkin spice flavoring or scent gone too far? Okay. Now, before you answer that question, I want to give you some real life examples that I saw.
in the store, which is why I had to bring this stuff up. So the first example I'm going get, and these are going to get weirder as they go up, right? So the first one I'm going to give you is Chardonnay. Joshua, I saw a pumpkin spice Chardonnay. Okay. So Chardonnay is a type of wine that you do not know. but it was flavored with pumpkin spice. Now, is that too far or is that okay? Joshua, is that not far enough?
Where's the line? Is that too far for you? Okay.
Joshua “Vamp Boi” (09:40.401)
I they're reaching, you know, I think they're trying to find that stay at home wine mom or that wine. You know, I think they're reaching. I think they're reaching. Yeah, no, no, I don't have enough words. My vocabulary is not extensive enough to finish the thought I had there. But yes, think it's dumb. Yes, too far, too far.
Sean “Horror Host” (09:50.326)
I agree 100 % with that one. I think they're reaching.
Sean “Horror Host” (09:58.87)
I'm with you. I think they're reaching. I think they're reaching on that. So now let me tell you about this one. This is same store a little bit further down in the aisles in the store. Joshua, I kid you not. I saw pumpkin spice.
Wipeys. I was going to say paper towels, but they were they were like butt wipes is what they were. Pumpkin spice butt wipes is what I saw. Now this would be more pumpkin scented than it would be pumpkin flavored. God, I hope you're not eating the moist tellets. Please don't do that. But have they gone too far or not far enough, buddy?
Joshua “Vamp Boi” (10:38.557)
I mean, I guess if you eat ass and that's your flavor, that's probably, I mean, why not buy that for your partner? I mean, if ass is on your menu, then I'm totally into it.
Sean “Horror Host” (10:50.517)
I should have saw that one coming. I should have saw that one coming.
Joshua “Vamp Boi” (10:54.821)
make it an all you can eat, make it an all you can eat buffet and fucking spread the cheeks and dive face first in and fucking lick it up,
Sean “Horror Host” (11:05.741)
So, so if you okay, just hypothetically, or to build off this real fast. If your partner showed up and they smelled like pumpkin spice down there, would that be a turn on for you?
Joshua “Vamp Boi” (11:10.831)
Okay.
Joshua “Vamp Boi” (11:19.311)
I mean, it depends if you're going from the front or the back, but I mean, if all options are open, I would rather them smell good and not good. So sure. Put it on, spray it on there, rub it on there, powder it on there. Fucking as long as you smell good. Fucking yeah, dude, call it a meal. Get after it.
Sean “Horror Host” (11:37.664)
get it? All right. All right. Okay. And so the last one I have, buddy, this is the last thing I saw. Now this granted wasn't in the store. This actually showed up as an advertisement on my phone. So up here in Seattle, there, hang on, hang me get, let me get there. I honestly, I don't know it at this point. They, they, the government's got me under locking key here. but up here in Seattle, there's a lot of apartments and so there's not a lot of places.
Joshua “Vamp Boi” (11:49.873)
you
Do you have your cookies turned on or off you get a lot of shit? Okay. All right
Sean “Horror Host” (12:06.887)
like you don't have like, there's not a lot of houses, right? So people aren't washing their cars like outside and stuff. There are a lot of car wash places up here in the cities. And so one of the car wash places here is offering pumpkin spice scented car washes. So have they gone too far or is that kind of in the right direction?
Joshua “Vamp Boi” (12:12.081)
Okay.
Joshua “Vamp Boi” (12:29.073)
I mean, yeah, that would be a trip. Yeah, you walk up to your car and it smells like pumpkin spice. I Know I think that's fun fuck it dude Like if you're if you're willing to put that stupid ass Christmas tree in the inside of your fucking car You know what? I mean, like why not have the outside of your car fucking, you know Maybe you're having a cool night out under the stars and you bend somebody over in the hood of your car And you want your hood to smell good. Fuck, dude
Sean “Horror Host” (12:33.811)
Mm-hmm, mm-hmm, mm-hmm. Right?
Joshua “Vamp Boi” (12:57.605)
Like, fuck it, yeah! Yeah, when they their mouth grinding on your fucking windshield wiper blade, you know what I mean? Does it smells and taste good? Fuck it! Fuck it, dude. Yeah, do it, do it.
Sean “Horror Host” (12:58.03)
my god, is this pumpkin spice?
Sean “Horror Host” (13:09.705)
Yeah, I want to so I want to try this one to be honest with you like I might go out there and try it because it's on special right now so and my car needs to be washed and by the way quick update I got another fucking rock hit in my windshield again like fuck me that's my third rock in my windshield anyways
Joshua “Vamp Boi” (13:27.631)
Have you replaced it already? Sorry. Real quick. Have you? No.
Sean “Horror Host” (13:29.469)
No, not yet. The rate I'm going, eventually my whole windshield is going to be filled with cracks and then it would be worth it to replace it. Right now they're just small holes.
Joshua “Vamp Boi” (13:35.717)
Hey, maybe you should just change lanes, Change lanes. to try something different. Try a different lane. If I could put a blindfold on, let's go off a cliff. Fuck it. Just let Jesus take the wheel at that point.
Sean “Horror Host” (13:39.709)
Now, maybe, maybe, maybe I should just drive off the street, you know.
Hold on. The worst. shit.
All right, buddy, that's all I had for pumpkin spice. You know, I just wanted to throw out some of those ones that I saw at the store this week. And I was like, Josh would probably get a kick out of these. So I guess the question I have to follow up with that is have you seen anything pumpkin spice recently? Or have you or I guess back to the first question. Do you think pumpkin spice has gone too far?
Joshua “Vamp Boi” (14:01.04)
Yeah.
Joshua “Vamp Boi” (14:18.161)
Okay. Yeah, I mean I think that's valid. I think that's Yeah, and if you're into like a fucking you know showing up in the comments like I know some of you are Posted let's see it. We will read it and at some point we will do a follow-up with all the comments that have been posted I know some of them are nice Some of them are directly just mean towards me and it's fine. I get it. I get it. I get it I get it Yeah
Sean “Horror Host” (14:44.019)
Hey listen, we're on the internet for a good time, not a long time, you know?
Joshua “Vamp Boi” (14:47.169)
Exactly. Let's fucking enjoy this shit. All right moving on here we go theme and Dream Sean theme and dreams. This is something that I just pooped up Literally, I pooped up I thought of this idea as I was pushing one out but themes and dreams so I kind of you know, dabble in the nostalgia of just like thoughts and just how we live and just going through life or whatever but
Sean “Horror Host” (15:00.085)
Did you?
Joshua “Vamp Boi” (15:16.465)
My question to you, Sean, when it comes to themes and dreams, would you buy a ticket if you could to your own dream or would you buy a ticket, say to one of my dreams or would you pick a friend or a, or just say like a mood? It's like somebody you're into. You know what I mean? Like you're a crush or somebody and buy a ticket to their dream if they were selling them.
Sean “Horror Host” (15:42.998)
Dude, is, that is okay. Okay. Well hang on. Cause we're to go down the rabbit hole here first. Just a moment here. So let's, let's say, cause let's not make it weird. Let's just say it's just, I'm buying a ticket to your dream. Yeah. Well, I mean, I don't want to be like, no, I'm going to buy, I'm going buy a ticket to my crush's dream. You know? Yeah. Fuck. Yeah. No, I want to buy a ticket to your dream. Right. Is it like a movie? Right? Do I get the option? Like, can I watch a trailer for your dream? Right.
Joshua “Vamp Boi” (15:52.369)
Make it weird. Sorry you're good. Yeah, okay. Yeah, sorry sorry
Sean “Horror Host” (16:10.139)
Or do like, do I get a summary of what your dream's gonna be? So I don't know, like, so I don't feel like I'm wasting my money kind of thing. Or is it just like first come first serve, you know, this is just gonna be like whatever it is kind of thing.
Joshua “Vamp Boi” (16:22.275)
Okay, so if this is my business like like let's just call it F you know what I mean like only fat Let's just let's just set this up like this is Joshua's website. I'm creating a website where you can buy dreams and you can kind of get into people's Sure. Yes, you can set up a profile where I give you snippets of what you may encounter when you do when you go into my head into my space So yeah, I'll give you a preview I'll give you a little bit of what I have to offer to you, but but ultimately you're gonna have to subscribe
Sean “Horror Host” (16:40.763)
Okay, okay.
Sean “Horror Host” (16:46.611)
Yeah, drug dealer, true drug dealer. Yeah.
Joshua “Vamp Boi” (16:51.281)
You know, like someday the viewers and the listeners are going to do to us, you know, to kind of get this going. Um, but, um, yeah, I'll give you a preview. I'll give you a preview. So what? Look, I don't want to ramble too much on this, but
Sean “Horror Host” (16:55.135)
Yeah.
shameless plug. Okay. Okay. All right. If you're giving me a preview, if you're giving me a preview, then definitely, definitely I'm buying a ticket, dude. I'm buying a ticket in a heartbeat because I think it would be so cool to see what other people are dreaming. You know, like everybody's color palettes are different, right? For like vision and stuff like that. And so like your blue is not the same blue as my blue, right? But it would be so crazy to just like
sit there in your home theater, like your brain theater, you know, and just watch you have a dream. Like, cause who knows, like what if it gets weird, you know? What if it gets scary? Like, dude, sign me up, sign me up.
Joshua “Vamp Boi” (17:38.001)
That's what I'm saying.
Joshua “Vamp Boi” (17:41.554)
Would be I think would be fun right like if you just knew somebody and they were just like selling tickets to their dreams like that like you know five bucks ten bucks a million dollars You know what I mean? Like whatever you know cuz who doesn't want to know what? Leonardo DiCaprio is dreaming about or who it's a random name right Chris Pratt or whoever fucking one-year Iron Man whoever You just like do you wonder what they're thinking you know? Or what their dreams are like so now
Sean “Horror Host” (17:51.829)
Hmm.
Sean “Horror Host” (17:56.861)
Yeah, yeah.
Joshua “Vamp Boi” (18:10.893)
Here's the follow up question. How would you feel if you bought the dream? Because obviously you don't know what they're going to dream about. And you saw some like weird shit.
You know, like they're riding a flying cow or they're fucking like naming clouds. You know what I mean? Like they're wiping their butt with cotton candy because they like the stickiness of it. You know what I mean? Like just I don't know. Just like like because now you because we don't control our dreams, right? Like you don't get to choose what your dream is. A dream is basically just a mashup of your life and just you've gone through. You don't get to pick it ultimately.
Sean “Horror Host” (18:28.735)
They have udders.
Sean “Horror Host” (18:35.221)
Ew.
Sean “Horror Host” (18:44.341)
Yeah, very true.
Joshua “Vamp Boi” (18:51.161)
You try to stage it, think of shit before you go to bed, like I've done in the past. Try to stage the dream before you get into it. But like, would you then judge the person for the dream that they had?
Sean “Horror Host” (18:54.333)
Yeah.
Sean “Horror Host” (19:05.373)
well, so here's the thing. Yeah, yeah, it could.
Joshua “Vamp Boi” (19:07.205)
Cause it could get weird. That's what I'm saying. It could get really fucking weird to get into my head or to your head. Would you then judge the person? This is the question for everybody listening. Would you judge somebody based off of what they dream about? Like would that become who they are or would you just like, okay, I know Sean, I know Joshua, I know Ted, you know, like fucking, you know, like, like
Sean “Horror Host” (19:34.101)
What's up, Ted?
Joshua “Vamp Boi” (19:37.253)
Do you change your perspective on somebody based on their dream? If you were previewed to it, if you could get in there.
Sean “Horror Host” (19:42.558)
guess if the dude honestly yes because like if it got really weird like like let's say I'm not gonna use you as an example for this thing I'm about to say let's say I jumped into Ted's head right Ted's having a dream right it's going really well he's walking his dog right and then all of a sudden Ted starts fucking his dog you know like if that happened in Ted's dream and I'm watching it yeah I'm judging Ted dude I'm judging Ted hard
Joshua “Vamp Boi” (19:57.649)
Yeah, that's what I'm
Sean “Horror Host” (20:09.065)
And then when I wake up, I'm going to be like the girlfriend who dreamt that his their significant other was cheating on them. I'm going to be like, Ted, you're a fucking sick fuck, bro. You know, so yes, yes, I would judge them a lot harsher in their dreams if it got really weird.
Joshua “Vamp Boi” (20:24.281)
I think so here's what I would do I think I would ask them if I if I bought a ticket right like you're in a theater they're Literally you roll up to a theater and they're sleeping in the middle of the stage like you watch x-men or you know I mean they're fucking They're sleeping and you're watching them you put on the headset or whatever the fuck it is. You bought a ticket to them If they woke up, I feel like I would want to ask somebody like did you remember what you dreamt that night? And if and if they did not remember their dream like then could you judge them? Can you?
Sean “Horror Host” (20:47.698)
Interesting. Like if they were cog-
Joshua “Vamp Boi” (20:54.189)
It's it's I think we could go deeper in this on another episode when we get into that the all of that, but I Don't know man. Like would you judge them? I don't think I could be personally I don't think I can judge somebody based on how they dream because we don't really control the dreams that we have unless you're like me like you try to You don't do this have you have you ever tried this
Sean “Horror Host” (21:18.319)
fucking guy over here. I can control my dreams bro don't worry about it.
Joshua “Vamp Boi” (21:20.593)
No, no, no not control. No, have you ever done this? Have you ever done this? I don't want to ramble on this shit but yeah like like Stage your dream before you went there like okay as you're falling asleep like hey I want to be on the beach or to be the mountains Are you playing guitar playing drums like whatever whatever it is you want to slide into as you drift? like You know like that I'm saying like that's fun, right like
Sean “Horror Host” (21:25.023)
Lucid dreaming?
Sean “Horror Host” (21:30.237)
Yeah, yeah, of course.
Sean “Horror Host” (21:47.382)
Yeah, of course. Yeah, I've done this too. Like yeah, you you prime the dream and sometimes it works sometimes it doesn't Yeah, but what if that person primed themselves to have that dark Ted dream, you know, like you if you were to ask them as soon as they woke up, right? Hey, do you remember your dream and then they're gonna be like nah, I don't remember my dream not at all and then they're gonna turn around and wink at the camera, you know, like I Don't know man. I don't know. I'm judging them. I'm fucking judging them
Joshua “Vamp Boi” (21:52.849)
You go prime it. That's a good word.
Joshua “Vamp Boi” (22:14.085)
Yeah. Okay. You're good. Yeah, that's fine. I mean, I think it's totally cool. think it's relevant on both sides of the coin. Would you judge somebody or would you not? So ask yourself that question. Yeah, yeah. It's kind of like cheating in a dream or whatever. Will you judge your partner for cheating in a dream? I don't know, but you're right. You're right. We gotta go back to it. We gotta go back to this. Yeah, buddy. All right.
Sean “Horror Host” (22:26.803)
I love that concept though. Yeah, we got to come back to this. Put that in the notes. come back.
People do it all the time. People do it all the time. All the time.
Yeah, we'll come back to it. That's this podcast, you know, we always talk about stuff that we're going to come back to and never do. So who knows? Maybe we'll maybe we'll come back to it. Who knew? All right, buddy, let's start wrapping this shit up, dude. Let's do some fun finds. Let's do some lucky numbers. I know we missed the fortune for last week because we went a little long. So what do you want to do? You want to do some fortunes? You want to hit some fun finds first?
Joshua “Vamp Boi” (22:44.817)
And that's what that's what we got it. I mean
Joshua “Vamp Boi” (22:52.997)
There you go buddy, that was all I had.
Joshua “Vamp Boi” (23:03.793)
Mm-hmm.
Joshua “Vamp Boi” (23:08.601)
Okay, well, I don't know if the fortune is something that people love considering I don't eat the cookie. But I think just to mix it up a little bit, I did mention last week that I bought this thing right here. The Wall-E. The Wall-E Vault.
Sean “Horror Host” (23:09.365)
What are you... what you... what you... what what what
Sean “Horror Host” (23:26.454)
yeah! Yeah, that collectible. Yeah.
Joshua “Vamp Boi” (23:28.923)
This is the Wally Vault. It's gonna take a minute for me to open it because I wanted to be genuine and honest that this thing was still saran wrapped. So while I open this, Sean, I don't know if there's anything that you want to show off perhaps. mean, you got a lot of cool shit in your background. You got a lot of cool shit going on over there.
Sean “Horror Host” (23:46.102)
Okay. yeah. I got a whole bunch of stuff going on. I'll bust out my fun. Fine. Fuck it. Why not? Just roll you open that up. I'll go ahead and show the people what I'm doing this a few weeks here. I got this little spooky thing here. Last week I opened it. I don't know what's inside of them. They're all mystery boxes, but it's like the, pocket pops 13 different, spooky themed characters. And, we're to play the game. Does Sean know who is in the box?
So the first box that we got was Chuckie and we'll go ahead and open up box number two here See if I can do that. I can try it like I'm not good at upside down opening It's like it's hard, but they come in black packaging. So there's that black packaging, know, so nobody knows what it is So here we go week two on this one Joshua, I don't know who it is. So we're find out together right here you and I on screen I'm gonna close my eyes for this cuz I don't know who it is Joshua. Is it facing the right direction? Do I need to spin it around? Do you tell me?
Joshua “Vamp Boi” (24:43.513)
Nope, you're good, you're good, yeah, you're good.
Sean “Horror Host” (24:43.881)
I can't see it. Okay. this is, the creature from the black lagoon. my God. All right. Worth the money. Worth the money in its entirety. I love that so much. Look at him. Fucking look at him. He's fucking amazing. Yeah.
Joshua “Vamp Boi” (25:00.251)
The creature of the black lagoon. That's such an iconic figure for sure.
Sean “Horror Host” (25:03.189)
It's my favorite one. It's my favorite. I don't even know what he was in here. He's beautiful. I love it. So there you go. There's my fun find for the week everybody. Hopefully you enjoyed that. Joshua, let's get to your beautiful box.
Joshua “Vamp Boi” (25:15.396)
Alright buddy. Alright everybody. If you have never bought one of these, this is one of those vault collectors editions and they come with this really hard case right here. Thank you Funko for being creative and coming up with these ideas. But yeah, so let's get into this. So let me try to scoot back right here. Alright everybody here is your WALL-E reveal of your Funko vault. Ta-da!
Sean “Horror Host” (25:38.388)
Sean “Horror Host” (25:41.887)
That's beautiful. Look at that. What's inside that box, Josh? We'll go ahead and describe it for the people.
Joshua “Vamp Boi” (25:47.779)
Okay, so it looks like we have a collector's coin. have a card and we have a pin and we have a Funko exclusive Wally Funko in the solid metal case right here, everybody.
Sean “Horror Host” (26:04.647)
And that's fucking beautiful. You're take any of that out. You're just gonna leave it in box now
Joshua “Vamp Boi” (26:09.265)
Jesus. Okay. Well, I could put a couple of fingerprints on this coin.
Sean “Horror Host” (26:13.317)
I just want to know if you were going to take them out. I didn't expect you to take them out.
Joshua “Vamp Boi” (26:16.561)
Dude, it actually has like a, yeah, this thing is bad. No, I'm gonna, I think I'm gonna leave it in the cart. I'm gonna leave it in the box. I'll probably display it just like that right there. But yeah, so if you're interested in Funko's, like we are, these vault collections clearly are pretty badass. Coming over with the coins, coming with the, open it one more time, the coin, the pin, the card, the bot, everything.
Sean “Horror Host” (26:22.581)
There you go.
Nice. That is awesome.
Joshua “Vamp Boi” (26:40.977)
There you go everybody invest their fun fucking we love fun because on this and eventually you know maybe funko will give us a tour of their behind the scene thing because 101 episodes with funko's
Sean “Horror Host” (26:41.205)
That's beautiful.
Sean “Horror Host” (26:47.633)
One day, sponsor us. Let's go. I'd love to see how Funko's are made. That'd be awesome. A quick question though, because I can't let this go. A few months ago, Joshua, you kind of shit on Funko for the packaging on your mystery box that you felt like you got, you were lied to, you were misled, right? Does this box achieve what you wanted?
Joshua “Vamp Boi” (26:56.369)
Yeah.
Joshua “Vamp Boi” (27:09.041)
Okay.
Sean “Horror Host” (27:17.139)
The first time you saw this mystery box, like you saw a mystery box from Funko.
Joshua “Vamp Boi” (27:21.283)
I feel like in order to do that justice, should have like maybe done research on what episode that was just to do it justice. But Sean's right. I did shit on Funko. did. I did shit on the way they on the website, the way they sold it to me and all that was kind of shit. But ultimately,
Sean “Horror Host” (27:27.881)
Hmm. Me, I will put it in the description.
Joshua “Vamp Boi” (27:39.183)
They have, you know, yeah, they've came back with this box right here. This, this, this is what you buy and this is how they sell it to you. So yes, Funko, you have redeemed yourself with me with this metal box right here. This is fucking legit, dude. This is legit. So legit. So legit. I'm speechless. Yeah.
Sean “Horror Host” (27:57.941)
Well, I'm glad buddy. I'm glad it's lived up to your expectations.
Sean “Horror Host” (28:05.845)
Sorry, I'm trying to think of something right now.
Joshua “Vamp Boi” (28:08.298)
That's okay. Literally, well, okay. Hold on.
Sean “Horror Host” (28:12.789)
I can't remember what I called that when you fucking... Fuck, what did you call?
Joshua “Vamp Boi” (28:21.841)
I'm glad I a therapist along for this one Jesus because I'm gonna need it after this episode this is a real one What are you talking about? Are you are you getting into like a specific like the way I?
Sean “Horror Host” (28:26.069)
You
Sean “Horror Host” (28:30.517)
Mm-hmm.
What
Sean “Horror Host” (28:37.277)
Yeah, how did you word that when you were talking about that box?
Joshua “Vamp Boi” (28:41.573)
Like what, way I was misled or the way I was?
Sean “Horror Host” (28:45.109)
Oh, yeah, was it misled that I put that in there? I'm sorry. I'm getting I'm heading on over to sorry for the laid out live and I'm typing in the search box to see if I can find that episode for everybody. And I can't remember.
Joshua “Vamp Boi” (28:58.577)
No, it's fine because I mean I can give a little bit of backstory like when you go to when you go to Funko.com the way they they show it on the website is kind of this cool like I don't know if it's packaging that's why Sean shit on me like they didn't really show packaging it was more like a a an on-screen depiction of
What you might get, guess you could say like it just it misled me is the way I'm putting it. It wasn't I felt like what I got wasn't what I was sold. That might be what Sean is looking for. But basically. I got Funko's. In a cardboard box, but I was expecting them to show up in some cool case like the one I just showed off right now, like what I got versus.
Sean “Horror Host” (29:36.565)
trying to find it.
Joshua “Vamp Boi” (29:49.874)
or a what I expected versus what I got. It just it just misled me. It was false advertisement. mean, I mean, whatever, but it's all but it is what it is, man. I mean, I get it. I get it. You go to fucking McDonald's and you see a big Mac and it's not the same same fucking thing you get in the box, dude. So I get it. I understand. But this little Wally was legit. News is a yeah.
Sean “Horror Host” (29:54.325)
I can't find it. well.
Sean “Horror Host” (30:11.157)
There you go. I loved it. I thought it was fucking beautiful, Wonderful. Shall we move on? Shall we do some fortunes? You want to do lucky numbers? What do you got? Hitting us with those fortunes.
Joshua “Vamp Boi” (30:15.941)
I rambled.
Yeah buddy, let's get to the fortunes.
If you've been hanging in there with us Despite all my rambling and despite fucking my mispronunciation of fucking words. That's what I do all day long on this We have these fun little portions at the very end of this episode or every episode so the sassy doesn't and they typically have Cool little sayings or whatever. So let me let me pop one off for you. Here you go from the sassy dozen
Let's get into it, Sean. God damn it. I fucking think that they superglue this bitch together. This this plastic is fucking some outer space bullshit because they fucking put this together. All right, here we go. All right, everybody, for your sassy fortune on this podcast, the September 9th episode one or two. Holy shit, we're doing it is as followed as always.
Sean “Horror Host” (31:03.189)
you
Joshua “Vamp Boi” (31:21.987)
Remember the little things they could prove useful in divorce court.
Sean “Horror Host” (31:28.341)
Hey, that's not bad. That's pretty, mean, that can be pretty sassy. It's pretty sassy. Yeah, a little bit, a little bit.
Joshua “Vamp Boi” (31:32.175)
Wow.
It kind of hurts. It kind of hurts. I mean, considering the size doesn't matter. Jesus, don't be an asshole.
Sean “Horror Host” (31:41.301)
To some people.
Joshua “Vamp Boi” (31:46.609)
Yeah, buddy. That's what I got. That's just my little sassy fortune. You got any lucky numbers for us? How do you want to spin this record out?
Sean “Horror Host” (31:52.246)
Hell yeah, dude. Let's hit the lucky numbers. Hey, if you're watching this and it still hasn't hit yet, I think the mega ball or the power ball, whatever, is like at a billion dollars or something like that, something fucking crazy. So, you know, maybe these are your lucky numbers that when you the, when you the thing, and if you win it with these lucky numbers, you know, maybe cut us a little check here and there, you know, come to Sorry For The Layout Live slash merch and buy it shirts. Here are your lucky numbers guys, seven of them for you. They are.
Joshua “Vamp Boi” (32:02.769)
Jesus Christ.
Sean “Horror Host” (32:19.509)
10, 12, 18, 19, 24, 31, and 45. Once again, those lucky numbers are 10, 12, 18, 19, 24, 31, and 45. Joshua, we've come to the end of the episode here, and I did find the episode number thanks to Sorry For The Late Out Live and the search bar feature. It is episode 81 is where you can find that false advertisement. That's what we called it.
Joshua “Vamp Boi” (32:34.33)
Ahem.
Sean “Horror Host” (32:47.975)
There you go, so come out and check that episode out and watch Joshua open that box and become extremely disappointed. buddy.
Joshua “Vamp Boi” (32:55.345)
Sorry Funko. mean I got I got a ton of fun goes I'll clearly like look at the wall behind me like again if you're only listening and you're not if you're only listening and not watching just look behind me over here and slide on over just for the snapshot I got a shit ton of fun goes back here. So I'm still buying them so enjoying them But like you said Sean and we are leading into Joshua's closing Monologue, why am I talking about myself in the third person? Like I'm not even fucking here. Like I'm a ghost already
Sean “Horror Host” (32:59.317)
Yeah, it is. It has not stopped.
Sean “Horror Host” (33:09.695)
Fuck them.
Sean “Horror Host” (33:18.613)
favorite part.
Sean “Horror Host” (33:24.935)
It's that therapist, bro. That therapist is getting to you. It's coming out of you.
Joshua “Vamp Boi” (33:28.38)
I know literally But as always we in this with some kind of closing monologue and I I should always start it off with I just want to say thank you for listening Thank you for watching. We appreciate all you guys. It's been a very very long run, but a fun run This is episode 102 and I just wanted to throw this out there to everybody listening if you made it this far episode 104 when we get there because we will
That will be a major day in this year because that will basically mean we only have a hundred days left in the entire year. Believe it or not, everybody. That means we have 14 weeks for us and you listening left again, only a hundred days when we get to episode one oh four. So I just want to throw it out there that on episode 100, I'm going to
announce a challenge. I don't know what it is. Maybe it's eat less fast food. Maybe it's drink less soda. Maybe what whatever it is with 100 days left. I think we all have the opportunity to do something different and come episode 104. I would like to see everybody in the chat. Everybody listening, put something down that for the next 100 days they would like to do and accomplish and see if we can reach that goal together because I think with 100 days left, it's a big milestone.
Sean “Horror Host” (34:52.222)
Joshua “Vamp Boi” (34:55.794)
And again, episode 104, I'm going to say it on next episode 103, announce it again. But let's come up with the goal together. Because again, we're building a community. Let's knock it out of the park. And what else can I say? I love all you guys. Thank you for listening. Thank you for watching. Head over for star fully dot com or dot live and get a merch. It's much as fun. Listen, music. Here you go, Sean.
Sean “Horror Host” (35:16.244)
Thank you. Nice buddy. Episode 104, Community.
100 day challenge that what it is episode 104 community 100 day challenge. It's come together. Damn, dude. Damn. Josh, we're over here spreading positivity and shit. I love it. I fucking love it. That's a good one, buddy. Good monologue this week. Loved it. But like Joshua said, hey, thank you for watching. Thank you for listening. We do appreciate it. We love you guys. Sorry for laid out live slash merch. Get some beautiful merch. Get that toad shirt that looks like is being railed by Kermit the frog or don't.
Joshua “Vamp Boi” (35:25.03)
Yeah, community 100, yeah, yeah, let's come together. Yeah, let's knock some shit out.
Sean “Horror Host” (35:50.92)
Get the other one. Get the mermaid shirt. That shirt's pretty good too. If you're not into toads. I think we're in the clear on that one. It's a good. All right, buddy. Hey, let's end this episode with what I like to do for you and the people here, buddy. Here's the one I got for you this week. What noise does a witch's truck make?
Joshua “Vamp Boi” (35:52.114)
Yeah, I never got a call from PETA, so I think we're okay. PETA never called me about Kermit. Yeah.
Joshua “Vamp Boi” (36:13.202)
I have no idea.
Sean “Horror Host” (36:16.308)
Broom. Broom.
Sean “Horror Host” (36:20.808)
Like a broom, broom broom. Ladies and gentlemen, we'll see you next week. Deuces.
