Sorry For The Delay | EP. 103 | Football, Halloween & Numbers
Chapters
00:00 Introduction and Episode Overview
01:30 What's In Our Cups "Dust Bowl Brewing - Therapist Imperial Ipa & Hard Press Cider Company - The Gourd Tree Pumkin Cider "
07:10 Exploring Future Food Delivery Concepts
16:17 The Maple Street Saga: Chapter 6: The Familiar’s Pact
23:53 Football Season and Fantasy Football Challenges
25:20 The Subscription-Based Universe of Sports Viewing
31:19 Setting the Stage for NFL Bets
32:57 A.I. Song of The Week "The Bay Is Haunted"
35:58 Exploring 'Hallo-If's' Scenarios
41:47 Numbers Game: A Silly Challenge
51:00 Closing Thoughts, Weekly Fun Finds & Last Thoughts
Sound Bites
"One therapist wasn't enough last week. Got to double that shit up." - Joshua jokes about needing two therapists to handle the stress of their podcast discussions.
"If Sean gets into the weeds a little bit, Joshua is going to have to go in there right with them headfirst ass up." - Joshua humorously describes his commitment to following Sean into complex or difficult topics during their podcast.
"Why is it so fucking difficult to watch an American football game?" - Sean expresses frustration over the complexity of accessing football games through various streaming platforms.
"It's a money grab. Let's be honest. Like they're trying to get into everybody's pocket." - Joshua criticizes the subscription-based model of streaming services as a way to extract money from consumers.
"I was charged a 25-cent bag fee, but they gave it to me in a cardboard box." - Joshua shares a humorous anecdote about being charged a bag fee despite receiving his food in a box.
"What if I could punch a button and my car drives out of my driveway, pulls into a drive through?" - Joshua imagines a future where cars can autonomously pick-up fast-food orders.
"Nobody wants a car battery dropped on their fucking head like that one viral video." - Joshua humorously critiques the idea of drone deliveries by referencing a viral video mishap.
"It's like bullshit. You're just gonna take more. I know what you're gonna fucking do." - Joshua sarcastically comments on the tactics of subscription services trying to retain customers.
"It's fucking crazy to me that it takes more effort to watch a fucking football game than it does to watch pornography." - Sean humorously contrasts the ease of accessing adult content with the difficulty of watching football games.
"I think drone delivery is in theory is nice, but nobody wants a car battery dropped on their fucking head." - Joshua humorously critiques the practicality of drone deliveries.
"I just have to throw this out there I don't want to be sound like a hypocrite or whatever." - Joshua prefaces a recommendation with a humorous disclaimer about not having seen the movie himself.
"I think my role in the group is like I will always be the person like reaching for the person who's about to die." - Joshua humorously describes his hypothetical role in a horror movie scenario.
"I want to be the reason why the killer's killing, you know I'm not the main character because I obviously die first." - Sean humorously imagines his role in a horror movie as the character whose death triggers the plot.
"Would you rather fight a hundred tiny Dracula bats or one Michael Myers with a pool noodle?" - Sean poses a humorous hypothetical question about choosing between two absurd combat scenarios.
"I still have the bruises on my hips from Sean's thumbs squeezing me so tightly." - Joshua humorously recalls Sean's fear during a haunted maze experience.
"It's like jello being rubbed on your nipple. Just not a good feeling." - Joshua describes the unpleasant sensation of being pooped on by a bird at the beach.
"I listened to over 350 hours of music, because my Spotify was like, Hey, you listened to over 350 hours of music." - Sean shares an amusing fact about his extensive music listening habits.
"I don't listen to music at all. I watch a lot of podcasts." - Joshua admits to being out of touch with music, preferring podcasts instead.
"I was holding Joshua by the waist, eyes closed, head in the back of his back, you know, just tucked in nuts nestled in." - Sean humorously describes his fear during a haunted maze, clinging to Joshua for comfort.
Transcript
Sean “Pumpkin Pulse” (00:45.247)
Hello and welcome to another episode of Sorry for the Delay. We are your hosts. My name is Sean. This is Joshua. And Joshua, this is episode 103, my dude. It just doesn't feel natural to say triple digits. But like I do every week, my guy, how are you doing this week?
Joshua “Ghoul Breath” (01:09.438)
Well, hello Sean and hello everybody listening and watching if you're joining us on YouTube, I'm doing good Sean It's another fabulous day here in California I know you're up there in Washington and I don't know if you're getting the kind of weather we are but holy shit It's still nice. I really don't know when the rain is gonna come or When the skin of mine is just gonna start to lose its its summer shade if you want to call it that But yeah, man, I'm doing great getting a whole lot of Sun enjoying life
Sean “Pumpkin Pulse” (01:19.487)
Joshua “Ghoul Breath” (01:39.804)
and I hope everybody listening and watching is doing the same because it's Despite everything that's going on in the world shit's fucking you know, things are nice out there So take a minute to breathe take a minute to look yourself in the mirror reflect a little bit But things are really good and and so yeah overall I'm doing great Sean. Thank you for asking But since like, you know, you kind of got at it. This is a three-digit Episode, you know, we're up to 103 episodes. I didn't do this since episode
Sean “Pumpkin Pulse” (01:57.087)
No, you're welcome.
Sean “Pumpkin Pulse” (02:04.863)
Yes, yes sir.
Joshua “Ghoul Breath” (02:09.133)
100 since it's a triple digit episode last week I brought a therapist to the program for the what's in our cup thing that we always do this week I don't know what we're gonna get into Sean but I decided to bring two therapists to this episode so
Sean “Pumpkin Pulse” (02:19.679)
Yes you did. Yes you did. Yeah.
Sean “Pumpkin Pulse” (02:29.019)
one therapist wasn't enough last week. Got to double that shit up. You know, I get it. I get it. get it.
Joshua “Ghoul Breath” (02:36.813)
I got two therapists and if two therapists isn't enough. I brought their friend along his name is Jack and If I have to Jack which this is a brand new bottle. We haven't tried this before. This is the Yeah, this is the brand new. I mean, maybe it's not so brand new, but this is the Jack Daniels Blackberry Edition I have yet to try this normally. I just get simple with and I do the Jack and the coke, but hopefully
Sean “Pumpkin Pulse” (02:51.369)
that Blackberry? I'm sorry.
Joshua “Ghoul Breath” (03:06.497)
Sean, if you take this episode too far, I don't get through both my therapists that I brought with me today and I don't have to open this brand new bottle because I'm going to save this for next week. So please, Sean, don't take this episode into the real dark days where I have to crack the bottle. Please.
Sean “Pumpkin Pulse” (03:09.374)
Okay.
Sean “Pumpkin Pulse” (03:15.039)
you
Sean “Pumpkin Pulse” (03:19.708)
okay.
Sean “Pumpkin Pulse” (03:24.223)
I mean you're kind of asking me to challenge you now like Like do I take it dark so that we can get Joshua to open up the bottle, you know, cuz I mean Jack Daniels Blackberry never heard of it never heard of it it Look at that look at that. I'm very curious to know what that tastes like like straight up so
Joshua “Ghoul Breath” (03:27.359)
you
Joshua “Ghoul Breath” (03:35.521)
You
Yeah man, yeah. Yeah, I'll the bottle one more time. It's legit.
Sean “Pumpkin Pulse” (03:51.997)
I guess I'll just have to see where this episode goes.
Joshua “Ghoul Breath” (03:54.414)
Here you go, buddy. Like I said, I really don't want to open it for all of you listening or if you're watching, I don't really have to want to take it that far. But if Sean gets into the weeds a little bit, Joshua is going to have to go in there right with them head first ass up and we're just going to get into it. So, but yeah, Sean, that's what's in my cup. I don't need to describe what the therapist tastes like because we've, you know, we've all, yeah, we did all that last week. So I'm just going to crack this bad boy up and, and you're going to tell me Sean.
Sean “Pumpkin Pulse” (04:12.249)
shit. Yeah, did it last week last week. Check out that episode.
Sean “Pumpkin Pulse” (04:24.415)
So nice of you Joshua so nice of you. Hey, I got something pretty cool this week I had something before that I was gonna show off but then I found this and I was like this is what we're having this week Joshua this is Because we talked about pumpkin spice and stuff last week So check that episode out if you guys want to hear that but just this is called the gourd tree Pumpkin cider check this bad boy out my dude. Look at that
Joshua “Ghoul Breath” (04:24.427)
what is in your cup this week.
Joshua “Ghoul Breath” (04:54.295)
We love the art. I love that companies are doing art like that now. Yeah.
Sean “Pumpkin Pulse” (04:55.807)
Yeah, art's beautiful. Look at that. Wow. So this was actually brewed, Joshua, in San Jose, California by the Hard Press Cider Company. So a local staple for you down there, buddy. And I've never had this before, so we're going to taste this for the first time. Ladies and gentlemen, here we go. Ooh, cracks like a motherfucker. Very original. So this is basically pumpkin cider. So hard apple cider.
Joshua “Ghoul Breath” (05:16.429)
All right. Nice crack. Very original. Yeah, very original.
Sean “Pumpkin Pulse” (05:24.671)
Pumpkin juice pumpkin puree and spices. So here we go, Naked cup sip. Let's go First of all smells like a pumpkin pie straight up smells like a fucking pumpkin pie and that's kind of what I expected So here we go
Joshua, it tastes like a pumpkin pie. It tastes as if you had an apple pie and a pumpkin pie on the same plate and you combine them both together and you took a bite. Like that's exactly what this tastes like. Highly recommend. I got this at Trader Joe's, Joshua, if you were curious. So Trader Joe's has these. It's pretty inexpensive. It was like 10 bucks or something. Highly recommend. Tastes like fall. So I'm gonna pour it in my cup and that's what I'm drinking tonight. I got two of them by the way, buddy.
Cuz didn't know they're only five percent so He figured I'd do that. So that's what I got in my cup my day, dude. shit. yeah
Joshua “Ghoul Breath” (06:17.036)
And that's perfect. I just have a quick question because we are, you know, we're kind of growing in the world of what we drink on these episodes. And I know you mix a lot of different things together. Could you potentially use that as something you would mix with another beverage? Like could you use that to step on something else as I like to say? Yes.
Sean “Pumpkin Pulse” (06:37.596)
Yes, yes, yes, honestly, just right off the top of my head bourbon because you get those those those Caramel molasses notes from the bourbon that would go really really well with this just poor little splash of that into there So I think yeah, you possibly could you probably make a really good cocktail out of it, too Like if you did like a pumpkin spice cocktail, so you use this add the bourbon. Maybe a little bit of like tartness Yeah, you can make something pretty good you could step on this bad boy all over the place like it would be
It would be the greatest step up in the history of all step ups in the world, buddy. If you use this and some bourbon, just any bourbon you want, just step on that ship. I want it to be like a young. No, I'm not going to get into the weeds. I'm not getting, I'm not getting into the weeds. We're not going that far.
Joshua “Ghoul Breath” (07:22.868)
I mean
Joshua “Ghoul Breath” (07:27.95)
Alright, please don't like we just talked about I don't want to get into a third there are just my my buddy Jack over here But before we get too deep into this episode because I know we got a few things to go over Sean's got another Slick episode of the maple strip, right Sean I think we're I think we're get into a little bit of another story here, which I know I'm looking forward to Yeah, I'm looking forward to that as well I had I don't really know what to call this
Sean “Pumpkin Pulse” (07:39.443)
Yeah, of course.
Sean “Pumpkin Pulse” (07:45.961)
Yes, sir. Yeah, another chapter.
Joshua “Ghoul Breath” (07:55.341)
but I had a weird thought and I thought I wanted, I just wanted to share that with this thought with you, Sean. And, and this thought, these thoughts come into my brain because sometimes I feel like my brain lives in the future and my body just hasn't gotten there yet. Like, like I'm, I'm constantly having this out of body experience with my own fucking brain with these things that I come up with. so I had this, I had this random thought,
Sean “Pumpkin Pulse” (08:09.439)
Okay.
Joshua “Ghoul Breath” (08:22.03)
And it has to do with these micro transactions and how we're charged and things like that. And quick backstory. I got some Chinese food today and I went and picked up the Chinese food today and on my receipt, I didn't even notice this, but I was charged a 25. I know it's only 25 cents. Everybody don't, I know to call me fucking cheap. Sorry, but I got charged a 25 cent bag fee, but they gave it to me in a cardboard box.
Sean “Pumpkin Pulse” (08:50.655)
Okay.
Joshua “Ghoul Breath” (08:50.764)
So that that kind of threw me off a little bit. I was like, okay, they charged me a 25 cent bag fee, but they gave it to me in a cardboard box. I get it. They're charging me for the box, whatever, but it's kind of one of those fucking fees, right? That, that we all experience now and again. So, so fast forward to kind of my thought that I had, what if someday in the far future, we live in a world where we could just send our car to go get our food for us.
So we totally eliminate Uber Eats. We totally eliminate any of the door dash. Sorry, all these people making a lemon off this shit. What if I could punch a button and my car drives out of my driveway, pulls into a drive through that say, you know, a Burger King, McDonald's, Wendy, wherever you, wherever you eat your fast food, just pulls right through. I've already placed the order. Car rolls up, validates it through my license plate.
Sean “Pumpkin Pulse” (09:23.775)
Okay?
Joshua “Ghoul Breath” (09:48.206)
person puts or maybe another machine puts my order in the car and the car just drives it back to my house.
Sean “Pumpkin Pulse” (09:55.199)
I mean I did just recently see a video where a town of this is fucking real or not But I'm pretty sure it is I saw a video where a Tesla was purchased and then it drove from the Tesla dealership to the person's home without a driver now That's in itself is pretty fucking cool so You getting food delivered in a driverless vehicle seems not too far out of the question
And also because we did just drive those way modes like we were we rode passenger in a way mo car robot car for those of you don't know. So yeah, I could see that I could see it happening. How far into the future I can see it happening. maybe a few months from now.
Joshua “Ghoul Breath” (10:37.813)
Yeah, so I would say get even your car and then because I know I've seen drone deliveries I'm sure everybody listening has seen these drone deliveries Things are flying through the air shits falling down out of the sky I think drone delivery is in cons in theory is nice But nobody wants a car battery dropped on their fucking head like that one viral video that went out there dude It's like shit fall if we already have enough of that going on right now. Why don't we just keep things on the ground? kind of where we're meant to be right and just
Sean “Pumpkin Pulse” (10:42.926)
yeah, DroneDri- I forgot about that.
Sean “Pumpkin Pulse” (11:02.201)
You
Joshua “Ghoul Breath” (11:07.745)
Maybe have little go-karts. Maybe instead of a full-size car, maybe you've got these little go-karts that are driving around that come out of your house, kind of out of your doggy door. Maybe a doggy door in your garage and your little go-kart drives out, goes, up your food and then comes back. Maybe it's not even a full-size car.
Sean “Pumpkin Pulse” (11:10.003)
Little coke, okay.
Sean “Pumpkin Pulse” (11:25.663)
Well, aren't you kind of scared? Like, aren't you worried about people trying to like, abduct your go kart? Like, have you seen those videos where that like the robots getting its ass kicked on like a school campus as it's trying to deliver like little things like it's like a square, like a rectangle little robot, right? And goes around and it's like, yeah, and people try to kick the shit out of it. Like, aren't you scared that your little go kart would get abducted? You know, have it for ransom.
Joshua “Ghoul Breath” (11:32.971)
I mean, yeah, good point.
Joshua “Ghoul Breath” (11:41.377)
Yeah, I've seen this video.
Joshua “Ghoul Breath” (11:47.875)
Yeah, I I mean that and that's why I kind of feel like these concepts are out there or maybe they're not maybe this is a Sorry for delay first. We're ahead of our time here, but I could see yeah, maybe it's a go-kart Maybe we got to make it more bulletproof. Maybe it's this little armored tank that drives around has like a fucking taser on it Somebody gets too close, you know Shoots piss at people or you know what? I mean like smoke bomb just turn this thing to a mini arsenal of just
fucking hurting people and shit I don't know but
Sean “Pumpkin Pulse” (12:17.823)
Piss tub needs to be refilled.
Joshua “Ghoul Breath” (12:20.302)
It just got me thinking, man, I don't want to put people out of jobs and we love the future. And sometimes I think towards the future. And, when you get hit with some of these transactions again, it's only a quarter. know I get it. But if we could move towards a safer future, a more convenient future, maybe avoid some of these fees. I don't know. Maybe it's, maybe it's a future that could benefit people. Maybe you want to have food delivered to somebody else with your own car, you know, or pick somebody up. I don't know.
Sean “Pumpkin Pulse” (12:45.855)
okay. Interesting. I mean, it kind of plays off that. That's not too wild, but he's not too out of the out of the way out of the realm there. I don't know if you remember, but a long time ago when Tesla was doing these wire like driverless cars, they announced that they were going to do driverless like a taxi services. And then Waymo kind of beat them to it. But, know, it's not a question. Like they were saying that you could essentially have your car work for you when you weren't using it kind of thing. So
Joshua “Ghoul Breath” (12:48.526)
It was just a wild thought.
Joshua “Ghoul Breath” (13:14.03)
That's what I'm saying. Yeah, wouldn't that be cool? that would be a that's a fat side tangent. You know, instead of like an Uber, like a lift, you just put your Tesla to work for you. It drives around, picks people up like a wing and it just works for you.
Sean “Pumpkin Pulse” (13:16.797)
Yeah, it would be. Still hasn't been implemented yet.
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Joshua “Ghoul Breath” (14:03.278)
you
Sean “Pumpkin Pulse” (14:21.107)
the section and you can get this episode in its entirety along with the full transcript of everything that we've said that we are going to say and the stuff that you didn't hear us say. It's like the exclusive to heading on over to the website and reading through that novel of paragraphs of things that we say because some of that stuff may get us canceled because it's deep in there, but it might happen. Just saying. But there is that buddy.
That is all I have for the housekeeping corner. You know, just got to support us. Thank you for watching. Thank you for listening. Joshua, you want to move on? Do you have anything else to say?
Joshua “Ghoul Breath” (14:57.26)
Yeah. No, I think that was just a solid transition. And I think a thank you is in order for the people who did purchase some shirts recently. I think we did. I think we did see some website hits, which once again, we appreciate everybody that supports us because we support you and this is all for love. This is all for fun. So once again, we appreciate you and thank you.
Sean “Pumpkin Pulse” (15:05.631)
Mmm, mm-hmm. Yes, we did.
Sean “Pumpkin Pulse” (15:14.771)
Yeah. Yeah, thank you everybody who purchased a shirt recently. That was really nice. A lot of the newer shirt designs got purchased, which is really fucking cool. now that I mentioned it, sorry, Joshua, before we move on real fast, because it's kind of still going to anyways, we're to do a redesign of the store layout. I'm kind of getting sick of the way the layout is right now on mobile and also on.
the website so I'm gonna be doing a redesign of that working with Joshua so we can kind of like a Collaborate and make this a little bit more User-friendly nothing that it's not already, but you know just want to make it more appealing I want to show off the designs more than anything else so there's that sorry for later. I'll have such merch check it out Alright, let's move on enough sucking our own dicks. Yeah Yeah
Joshua “Ghoul Breath” (15:59.567)
There we go. All right. We got a story, right? Do we do we got we got a story? Where are we going on Maple Street this week, Sean?
Sean “Pumpkin Pulse” (16:07.785)
Joshua we are in chapter 6 of the Maple Street Saga I know previously I said this was going to be 11 weeks of Maple Street But it's actually 12 weeks of maple sure I did my math wrong. Sorry about that I mean, I'm not good for everything, you know, so this is the halfway point and the Maple Street Saga This is chapter 6. Let's just go ahead and get on into it. It's kind of a long one this week So I apologize. So if you guys want to skip over feel free eventually It's gonna be all in one video and you guys can watch it from beginning to end
But let's get on into chapter 6 of the Maple Street saga Joshua. Here we go, buddy
Sean “Pumpkin Pulse” (22:07.347)
There you go, buddy. There is chapter six of the Maple Street Saga. Yeah, we're getting into the weeds with it, buddy. Getting into the weeds. You know, I don't want to spoil too much, but this... I've finished all of the chapters in this saga that we're doing here, and I can tell you right now, it all connects. It all connects in a lovely, lovely package. And I'm so excited for you to hear the whole entire thing, buddy.
Joshua “Ghoul Breath” (22:13.358)
Okay.
Sean “Pumpkin Pulse” (22:37.119)
But how did you feel about this week's story?
Joshua “Ghoul Breath” (22:39.938)
Yeah, no, I mean, you know, there's so many twists and turns with every story that you've been throwing at us over the last, what, six weeks? I mean, I'm not good with numbers. I'm just like, I can count, you know, cut my fingers off. I'm still counting to 10. You know what I mean? Like I just fucking I just don't know how to fuck out. Yeah. Use the nubs, man. But yeah, no, I mean, it's going to continue and I'm looking forward to where it's going to go and how it ends. And I have no fucking idea, but that's cool.
Sean “Pumpkin Pulse” (22:47.451)
Mm-hmm. Six weeks. Yeah, six weeks.
Sean “Pumpkin Pulse” (22:54.047)
Use the nubs. Use the nubs.
Sean “Pumpkin Pulse” (23:06.902)
Yeah. So I'm excited. I'm excited. Hopefully everybody's paying attention. If not, just wait for it to come out in one lump sum. It might be this year. It might be next. I don't know. We'll reveal it at the end of the saga series. 12 weeks. But Joshua, let's go ahead and move on. Let's head on to the chat with this section. For those of you watching, keep on watching. those of you listening, the chat with this section is basically the topics that we're going to be talking about this week. And they are as followed. Here we go, buddy.
Chop the choppick choppick number one topic number one football collapse followed by hollow ifs and The last one is a game called numbers. I'm very curious to know what that one is
Joshua “Ghoul Breath” (23:49.389)
Yeah, I mean you you know just what the way it's written I came up with that one because it doesn't fucking make sense a game called numbers Who the fuck comes up with that shit only this guy on this side over here? Yeah, so stay tuned that should get fun. We're gonna test Sean And myself it's gonna be good. So there you go
Sean “Pumpkin Pulse” (23:53.087)
Yeah.
A game called Numbers.
Sean “Pumpkin Pulse” (24:06.611)
Oh God I Have the power of the toad. I'm gonna I'm gonna stick with that and hopefully I can make this happen But Josh Let's talk about foot fast fuck. I can't even speak bro football collapse my dude So it is the start of the football season and for those of you don't know I am a 49er fan
Joshua “Ghoul Breath” (24:16.524)
Yeah, stay tuned. It's gonna be fun.
Joshua “Ghoul Breath” (24:25.102)
Check for collapse.
Sean “Pumpkin Pulse” (24:33.815)
Joshua is a Raider fan in the football season here. We don't necessarily watch a lot of football I mean, I think I watch more football than Joshua does but we do try to catch games on occasion But with that being said Josh, I've it was asked to join a fantasy football league I didn't want to because I'm not really much of a Fanny fantasy football kind of person But I did join so that I could round out this team's roster and stuff
and the reason I brought this up buddy is because as somebody who games avidly I'm pretty competitive sometimes and I wanted to do my best and win my first ever fantasy football game Joshua this game in fantasy football came down to the last minute of the game that I was watching which was the Vikings Bears game for those of you who watch football
Joshua “Ghoul Breath” (25:12.878)
Hmm.
Sean “Pumpkin Pulse” (25:34.205)
Came down to the last minute buddy and I lost I lost by one point one fucking point that is how badly I lost in fantasy football and it kind of just broke my little heart So that was my football collapse but with that Joshua can I just mention just briefly here? Why is it so fucking difficult to watch an American football game? anywhere
Joshua “Ghoul Breath” (25:39.534)
I can't say.
Sean “Pumpkin Pulse” (26:03.451)
on a streaming platform. Specifically, why do we have so many fucking platforms to watch American fucking football? Like, why can't we just have one platform where you can pick a team and like, hey, I want to watch the Raiders all season, right? I don't care what other channel they're on. I don't care what it is. I want to be able to watch them on this singular app and just do that through the whole season. Why can't we have that, buddy? Why can't we have that?
I got very lucky when watching this Vikings game because it was telecasted on the YouTube network, which I'm a part of, and I was lucky enough to watch the game, which was fucking great. Hey, cool. Or excuse me, it was on ESPN. Still stands right. Still part of the ESPN network. Was able to watch that. But I can't watch my 49ers play. A regular season game because I'm not in market.
And when I'm out of market, have to find another streaming platform? Like what is, what is the bullshit Joshua? Can you, can you give me any idea as to why it's like this? Why?
Joshua “Ghoul Breath” (27:15.852)
I think for starters, we now live in a subscription based universe. I think unless you're subscribed to a specific platform or a specific ideology or whatever, whatever you want to call it, that's what you have to subscribe to in order to watch what you want to watch.
And that's just this is is just this is just the universe that we live in is unfortunate because it's a money grab. Let's be honest. Like they're trying to get into everybody's pocket. I mean, they will hang you upside down, empty your pockets and make you make you eat the moths out of your closet in order to fucking pay for the fucking subscriptions.
Sean “Pumpkin Pulse” (27:38.366)
So done.
Sean “Pumpkin Pulse” (27:44.839)
Yeah, total money grab, total money grab.
Joshua “Ghoul Breath” (27:57.879)
It's pretty disgusting and then they'll offer you coupons and deals like don't leave us. It's like an ex-girlfriend whoever it's like an egg. Don't leave me I'll give you more. It's like bullshit You're just gonna take more. I know what you're gonna fucking do but unfortunately, we just live in a subscription-based universe and there's like I just said there's it's a money grab man. I mean they have the fans they have the audience and
Sean “Pumpkin Pulse” (28:10.623)
Mm-hmm.
Joshua “Ghoul Breath” (28:23.726)
They just want people's money and people if you're a fanatic dude, if you if you three years ago you converted your garage into like an all-out man cave like a fucking Dallas or fucking Colts or if you're a fucking Patriot fan who I fucking despise because Us as Raider fans like it just we despise you. I mean, I know the years are over Patriot fans Yes, I'm talking to you. You know who you are like we despise you we get it you understand, but you know what I
saw Tom Brady wearing Raiders jersey. So you know what I'm saying? When you talk about loyalty somebody just wiped their butt with your logo Yeah, maybe that cut too deep but anyway anyways what I'm getting at is like I just said it's a subscription-based universe and Unfortunately, like if you're a sports fan, you're fucked, you know, if you love Pornhub, that's free like fuck dude. So
Sean “Pumpkin Pulse” (28:57.449)
God.
Sean “Pumpkin Pulse” (29:04.447)
Nice.
Sean “Pumpkin Pulse” (29:17.983)
Yeah, facts. Yeah, the fact that I can watch porn no matter where I'm at, you know, for free and whenever I want to watch. Like that's that's fucking crazy to me that it takes more effort to watch a fucking football game than it does to watch pornography. Like what? What the fuck, America?
Joshua “Ghoul Breath” (29:26.83)
And whatever you want to watch too. You like toes? yeah, whatever you want. Yeah.
Joshua “Ghoul Breath” (29:41.717)
And we just got canceled by by admitting that. Yeah, dude, like it's it's silly business, dude. And jerseys are expensive. Food is expensive. I saw a video the other day. Somebody was just doing a vlog and they went to the Rams game and it was because they pulled into the tailgate section at the Rams game. It was three hundred dollars to park in the tailgate section.
Sean “Pumpkin Pulse” (29:50.281)
Yeah, for no reason.
Sean “Pumpkin Pulse” (30:07.145)
That's fucking insane.
Joshua “Ghoul Breath” (30:10.35)
And the people in the car were like, dude, you know what I could do with $300 and I just, have to pay that the park here. It's stupid, dude. What they have done to fans, what they've done to the whole ecosystem is really gross. And it really has driven people who love sports out of it. And what it's done is it's actually made sports betting more rich because people aren't going to the games and where they're setting up the man caves and they are now watching the same games are betting on in their own home.
Sean “Pumpkin Pulse” (30:10.623)
That's fucking crazy.
Sean “Pumpkin Pulse” (30:33.513)
Yeah. yeah.
Sean “Pumpkin Pulse” (30:40.733)
Hey, real quickly on that same topic, listen, this may eventually get us canceled to bring it up, but it doesn't matter now because this company doesn't exist anymore. But I think this is pushing a lot of people into the world of piracy. And just recently, the biggest piracy, if you want to even call it piracy,
Joshua “Ghoul Breath” (31:00.0)
You can bleep it out. You can bleep it out. I know which one you're going to say. Yeah.
Sean “Pumpkin Pulse” (31:04.063)
Yeah, even if you want to, I mean, it doesn't exist anymore because they got fucking reprimanded and now they're fucking gone, but it was stream east, right? This company had illegal live streams of games, no matter what kind of game, sports in general, right? They got caught doing this and they got shut down. But here's the issue. A company like stream east does more for a populace than the NFL network does.
You know, they give people the ability to watch sports without having to jump through hoops. And I think that the NFL and all these streaming corporations like this will never completely combat piracy until they are able to provide everybody with the same service that a piracy website does. Right? Like I can illegally download a movie and watch it on my own leisure.
because Netflix has gated me off because it's not in like I can't watch the movie in that country of origin, you know, like there's always going to be a need for piracy. No, of course not. This is just I'm bringing this up to show that this idea of streaming culture like it's not good. It's not good. Like years ago, buddy, when you and I were still walking in Pampers,
Joshua “Ghoul Breath” (32:11.095)
Which we would never do, by the way. We would never do that, by the way. Yeah, of course not. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.
Sean “Pumpkin Pulse” (32:31.601)
All there was was television and four channels, right? And that was all you had. And now there's too many options and too many nickel and dime services that make watching things on TV or on streaming services ridiculous. And all I'm just saying is can we just find a way to group it all together again and go back to basic cable? Tell them what.
Joshua “Ghoul Breath” (32:56.879)
I mean we can, we can, but is there money in that? I think that's the billion dollar question. Is there really money in people coming together or being divided? Ask the country that same question and see what answer we come up with. Because this is where we're at today, unfortunately. Yeah, subscription based. That's, you know.
Sean “Pumpkin Pulse” (33:11.967)
you
Sean “Pumpkin Pulse” (33:19.067)
Moral of the story is I'm sick and tired of the fact that it took me forever to find a way to watch the football game in order for me to watch my fantasy football team lose. That's the moral of the story. That's what pissed me off even more. Sure.
Joshua “Ghoul Breath” (33:32.847)
Can I ask you real quick how much did you pay to buy into this fantasy football league?
Sean “Pumpkin Pulse” (33:40.083)
to buy into the football league? Nothing, because I was they I didn't pay anything. I didn't pay anything to buy in because they needed to fill the last roster spot on like the teams and stuff and nobody wanted to join. So they kind of just like, we're like, hey, just join. Like, we won't charge you anything to do it. And so I was like, OK, fine. Like, so that's it. Well, I didn't pay him, so I don't really get anything. So I'd probably just go to the second.
Joshua “Ghoul Breath” (33:43.759)
What? How does it cause nothing? Doesn't make sense. Doesn't make sense.
Joshua “Ghoul Breath” (34:03.438)
So what happens if you win? Are they gonna pay you? How's it gonna work?
Sean “Pumpkin Pulse” (34:09.759)
like second place, like, because I'm not an asshole, you know?
Joshua “Ghoul Breath” (34:11.338)
Okay, all right. Okay. All right. Or at least you guys have that figured out because normally yeah, you do pay to get into these things. That's that's normally how that works.
Sean “Pumpkin Pulse” (34:15.751)
Yeah. Yeah, yeah, you do. Yeah, normally. Yeah, but not me. Not this guy. Not this guy. Because you don't play fantasy sports.
Joshua “Ghoul Breath” (34:24.846)
Who'd you pick as your quarterback? Oh quarterbacks
Sean “Pumpkin Pulse” (34:28.083)
Hmm. So let's real quick. We're real quick on this one, so during these fantasy football games and for the, this, there's a draft, right? Everybody's heard of these drafts. Some people go all out. Some people do a whole bunch of cool things for it. buddy, I did not get to draft any of my players, because when the draft was happening, I was busy with something else occupying my time that might've had to do with work and,
didn't get the opportunity to draft anybody. So my team is just the mishmash of people that I have no idea who they are. So there's that. But I do know I have the Chargers quarterback, Herbert Halpert, Jim Halpert, is that his name? Office reference? Yeah, you and me both, buddy.
Joshua “Ghoul Breath” (35:15.414)
I have no idea. But I think, and if you're done with this part of it, I just got to add one more question. So hang in there, everybody. Just, just, just hang in there. Hang in there. Hang in there. One more question, Sean. Would this, would this, would this be, would just be appropriate time to make our own fantasy bet? Who is going to have the better record at the end of the season, the Raiders or the Niners?
Sean “Pumpkin Pulse” (35:22.655)
you
Sean “Pumpkin Pulse” (35:28.713)
Okay.
Sean “Pumpkin Pulse” (35:41.359)
Okay, Joshua. Yes, let's do that because we are going back to Vegas in May. Spoiler alert everybody. Joshua and I are heading back to Vegas, gonna be doing that again. So maybe we can find out something for the loser, you know, of this, but I say, let's do it, buddy. Let's do it on episode 103. We are announcing our bet. Joshua and I have a bet who will have the best record in the NFL at the end of the season. Joshua's 49ers, Joshua's 49ers, and Joshua's.
Joshua “Ghoul Breath” (35:56.014)
Okay, all right, fair.
Sean “Pumpkin Pulse” (36:09.687)
Las Vegas Raiders or my San Francisco 49ers and we'll figure out the stipulations later on in the month. Yeah, I'm okay with that buddy. You know what I'm also okay with is setting the baseline setting it. Yeah, there you go. Perfect. Can I stop talking now buddy? Can I just give us an AI song? I need to take a break. I need to take a break real quick.
Joshua “Ghoul Breath” (36:15.424)
Yeah, yeah. Next episode. Next episode. We'll figure it out. Okay. There we go. We're setting the baseline right now. We're setting the foundation for the next episode. We're going to talk about this. What we're going to bet.
Joshua “Ghoul Breath” (36:34.21)
Yeah, dude, let's roll out. Stop talking fantasy. People don't give a shit. Let's go.
Sean “Pumpkin Pulse” (36:38.023)
Yeah, people already skipped over all of this stuff. They skipped over Maple Street. They skipped over the football topic and they're just they're just waiting to get to your topic to be honest. Let's hit him with the AI song for the week, buddy. Hey, this is the latest in the AI tracks. Head on over. Sorry for the laid out live slash AI radio where you can hear this next banger track 53. This one's called The Bay is Haunted Joshua. I'm just going to let it speak for itself here. Here we go. Three, two, Enjoy.
Sean “Pumpkin Pulse” (39:03.711)
Alright buddy, there's your AI track for the week. Get us back on track here with that beautiful banger. Josh, I don't know if you can tell the inspiration for that one, but that was a little bit of a Bay Area E40. You know, just a fun, hyphy song. How'd you feel about it?
Joshua “Ghoul Breath” (39:23.158)
No, that's what yeah. Yeah. No, I immediately caught the vibe from that song. That is a that is a Bay Area. Yeah. Yeah. That's that. That was a good one. That's a that's a banger. That was fun. That's fun. Another one to add to the A.I. The software to the A.I. radio A.I. Yeah, love that shit. Mm
Sean “Pumpkin Pulse” (39:26.847)
Good.
Sean “Pumpkin Pulse” (39:34.399)
Yeah, I kind of just imagine a, Hell yeah, dude.
Sorry for the delay slash AI radio. Head on over there and hear all of the 53 songs on there. Some of them are good, some of them are even better.
Joshua “Ghoul Breath” (39:50.995)
Hey, hey, you're starting to take me towards my second therapist. You better knock it off. All right, Yeah, I mean Yeah, we're 40 minutes in and Sean is starting to tip the scale. We better move on to the next topic Sean, so please Take it away
Sean “Pumpkin Pulse” (39:55.327)
Oh no. Oh god, I hope not. Damn, 40 minutes in.
Sean “Pumpkin Pulse” (40:07.933)
Let's get it. Buddy, this is called, How Low Ifs. And I kind of just wanted to like, we do a lot of these like what if questions on here. We do a lot of theoretical questions. And last week you gave me one that I couldn't stop thinking about, which was if you wanted to, like if you could pay like a price of admission, like a movie ticket for somebody's dream. And I was like, that's such a, that's such a good thing. Cause if you would have paid for my dream last week, Joshua,
Joshua “Ghoul Breath” (40:20.43)
You do?
Sean “Pumpkin Pulse” (40:37.021)
You would have been surprised because I had some demonic ass dreams last week. No idea why, but it was weird. But in that same vein, I just had a few questions for you, buddy. So, yeah, I know you do, and so I like reading them to you.
Joshua “Ghoul Breath” (40:48.61)
Okay, I love questions. All four questions open ended. Give me yeah, lay down man.
Sean “Pumpkin Pulse” (40:55.295)
Alright, so I'll give you this one first. This one is, would you rather turn into a werewolf every full moon or a vampire every Halloween night?
Joshua “Ghoul Breath” (41:04.76)
Ooh, I think I would rather turn into a vampire.
Sean “Pumpkin Pulse” (41:09.297)
okay, yeah, me too. I'm with you on that one. Vampire for sure. Definitely a vampire.
Joshua “Ghoul Breath” (41:13.388)
I just, I'm not a big fan of a lot of hair. It gets in your food, gets in your mouth. It's hard to wipe your butt. Like it's just hair. mean, dude.
Sean “Pumpkin Pulse” (41:17.951)
And then not only that like your clothes though, bro You would like rip open your clothes all the time and like that would suck that would suck
Joshua “Ghoul Breath” (41:27.148)
Yeah, the only way I would consider turning into a werewolf if I was like had this bad at like conditioner like I smelled good like if it was You know what? mean like I could do like a hair commercial with shampoo You know if I just smelled good like maybe I could deal with that much hair
Sean “Pumpkin Pulse” (41:40.991)
You
Good. All right. This is the other one buddy. This is this one kind of got me think this is more of like the realm of like the theoretical question here so it is You wake up in a horror movie But you're not the main character What's your role in the group and how long do you survive?
Joshua “Ghoul Breath” (42:05.72)
What's my role in group? Like I think my role in the group is like I will always be the person like reaching for the person who's about to die and grab their hand while the monster just chews on the rest of their body. And then there's that cut scene where like I pull it up from like I look at it's half their arm and I'm still holding onto the hand and I'm like, fuck. I'm like, no, I'm like Billy like, no.
Sean “Pumpkin Pulse” (42:26.239)
Noooo!
Sean “Pumpkin Pulse” (42:32.275)
And then is that when you die?
Joshua “Ghoul Breath” (42:32.458)
And then there's a and then there's the scene at the very end where the same thing happens to me but like Yeah, the same thing happens to me but like they save my hand and they put it in like some kind of box and it's like they put it on a shelf and then later on it like later on I turn into a ghost and it's it's haunted and I come back and Because I saved my hand and shit. Yeah, like so i'm never really gone. I just come back in a different form Yeah
Sean “Pumpkin Pulse” (42:38.047)
Full circle.
Sean “Pumpkin Pulse” (42:49.855)
Sean “Pumpkin Pulse” (42:55.455)
You
Sean “Pumpkin Pulse” (43:00.863)
I fucking love that. I I like to think that I would be like the Virgin like the You know like in like Jason movies like the the Michael Meyer movies There's always that one Virgin who like just gets deflowered like I want to be that you know I want to be that I want to be the reason why the killer's killing you know I'm not the main character because I obviously die first, but I think I would be that character. You know I would start the whole
Joshua “Ghoul Breath” (43:03.63)
Yeah.
Joshua “Ghoul Breath” (43:27.01)
Yeah.
Sean “Pumpkin Pulse” (43:30.417)
show off like that would start the whole movie off, you know, and everybody can just go from there. So I think that's who I would be.
Joshua “Ghoul Breath” (43:34.743)
Yeah. Okay. I mean, that's good. But, but you always need a good start. Yeah. I mean, that's the thing about a movie. You need a hook. You need somebody or something, a character, you need something to grab you literally and just hold on to you. And then I come in where just like, I kind of just, you know, let you die, but I'm holding onto you. I don't know how to let go. You know, I just, I never say goodbye. I'm just like, come with me. You know, like, ah.
Sean “Pumpkin Pulse” (43:41.107)
Yeah, I would be the hook.
Sean “Pumpkin Pulse” (43:55.711)
You
Sean “Pumpkin Pulse” (44:02.271)
Oh man, all right, I got this is the last one buddy. This one again, I don't know. You remember we were talking about a one gorilla versus 100 humans kind of thing, right? Same vein, same vein on this. Would you rather fight a hundred tiny Dracula bats or one Michael Myers with a pool noodle?
Joshua “Ghoul Breath” (44:23.726)
Michael Myers at the pool noodle fuck dude like
I think you know that's that's a trick you because Michael Myers always gets their victim is victim you know so no matter if I have the pool noodle or I have like a machine gun from like Terminator you know like a defect just shoot like 2,000 bullets in like three seconds like Michael my no matter what weapon you have Michael Myers is gonna get you so I'm gonna take my chances with the minibats maybe they'll turn me into Dracula and I will every Halloween I'll come back
Sean “Pumpkin Pulse” (44:35.519)
Right? Right?
Sean “Pumpkin Pulse” (44:58.559)
Yeah, you know what? I'm with you on that. But man, I would love to see how far I would get like with the pool noodle and Michael Myers, you know, like I'd probably get one good swing in and then he would like just grab my noodle and just stab the shit out of me.
Joshua “Ghoul Breath” (44:59.208)
and I'll live forever.
Joshua “Ghoul Breath” (45:15.886)
Yeah, you gotta weigh your options door number one door number two you got you you gotta weigh the options Like even getting rabies isn't the worst thing, you know, I'd rather get rabies over and fight Michael Myers You know like that's that's kind of
Sean “Pumpkin Pulse” (45:27.805)
Well, mean rabies would kill you slowly like miles would just murder you instantly. So I don't know you take take for what you will
Joshua “Ghoul Breath” (45:33.55)
But that's perfect with my character base. Just like the movie. There's a theme there, You didn't catch it?
Sean “Pumpkin Pulse” (45:42.625)
good point, good point, good point, yeah. shit, anyway. That's all I had, buddy. Those are the hollow ifs. I just wanted to, you know, shoot some hypotheticals off your way, man, because I know, I know we hit those fun parts.
Joshua “Ghoul Breath” (45:46.89)
Instant or slow death, man.
Joshua “Ghoul Breath” (45:56.139)
That's fun. All right, let's slide over to the next Well, let's end it on an even funner note Let's go to that dictionary that doesn't exist more fun for all you Linguists out there. Yeah, let me hit the button over here because I got a button All right slide down to that one. Yeah, here we go a game called numbers only somebody as Silly as Joshua could come up with something like this and you know what?
Sean “Pumpkin Pulse” (46:04.091)
More fun, proper grammar.
Sean “Pumpkin Pulse” (46:09.919)
programmer nerds.
Sean “Pumpkin Pulse” (46:19.92)
shit, here we go.
Joshua “Ghoul Breath” (46:25.778)
Why not exploit one of Sean's weakest attributes? And we go to a game called numbers and I'm going to get this out of the way. All right, Sean, this does not directly have to do with math or anything that's going to challenge you to pull out a calculator. All it's going to do is ask you, ask anybody listening and asking anybody watching on YouTube.
Sean “Pumpkin Pulse” (46:31.167)
Fucking numbers.
Sean “Pumpkin Pulse” (46:39.231)
All right, buddy.
Joshua “Ghoul Breath” (46:53.772)
A couple questions and you can use these throughout your day if you're listening to the morning or the afternoon, whatever. Take this to the office. Take it into the jacuzzi with some friends wherever you want to go with these questions. It could get fun. It could get silly. Here you go, Sean. I got a bunch of questions for you, so let's hit it. Alright, Sean in the game called numbers fun. It's going to be a little bit to get to know you as well. Here we go, Sean. Sean.
Sean “Pumpkin Pulse” (47:17.969)
shit yeah
Joshua “Ghoul Breath” (47:19.352)
How many times have you gone skinny dipping in your life?
Sean “Pumpkin Pulse” (47:25.631)
One? I think just one. One time. For the record. Once. Yeah. Wait, do I get to ask rebuttal questions to this? Can I ask you the same question?
Joshua “Ghoul Breath” (47:32.174)
One time? Okay, cool. All right.
Yeah, yeah, this is how this is gonna go. Game called, we can play this game and this is for everybody. You know, you could write this down. Fucking how many times have I skinned it? Holy shit.
Sean “Pumpkin Pulse” (47:40.253)
Okay. How many times have you done it? Perverts. I looking, sorry, I was looking to the camera and I was asking the people how many times they've done it. Sick fucks.
Joshua “Ghoul Breath” (47:51.716)
Okay, well that'd be fun. Yeah, put it in the comments. I would love to know. It's just fun, whatever dude. So how many times have I, Josh, how many times have I gone skinny dipping? Jesus. I am a person of the sun, of the night, of the naked. And I've gotten naked more times than I can count and I'm proud of it. So I've gotten skinny dipping a bunch of times, brother.
Sean “Pumpkin Pulse” (48:01.875)
Yeah, how many times?
Sean “Pumpkin Pulse” (48:17.106)
Uh-huh.
Okay, alright.
Joshua “Ghoul Breath” (48:20.461)
More than more than I would like to admit on this rated PG podcast. Maybe not. There you go. That's how many times this young man has stripped down to the birthday suit and had some fun. There you go, buddy. Yeah. Number two, there's a lot of these. Stop me whenever you want to raise your hand. Fucking tell me to shut up. Whatever you want me to do. Here we go. All right. How many times did you order takeout last month?
Sean “Pumpkin Pulse” (48:26.655)
Nah, this is definitely rated R.
Damn. Alright.
Sean “Pumpkin Pulse” (48:42.407)
I'm ready, lay them on me.
Sean “Pumpkin Pulse” (48:50.707)
last month. fuck. actually not that many. I would probably say six times cause it's like, it's almost once a week, but sometimes we'll skip a week and then we'll like order twice in one week kind of thing. So I'm, I believe it was six times, six or seven times. So not bad. Not bad. Not too many.
Joshua “Ghoul Breath” (49:08.239)
Okay, all right, six or seven times. All right, me, I think around, I should like three, four times. I try not to get taken out too many times. Yeah, yeah, so not that many.
Sean “Pumpkin Pulse” (49:13.541)
Okay. It's just so convenient, especially up here. I know where you live, Joshua, there's not that many choices, but where we live up here, there's like, could fucking order anything out of the fucking sun if you really wanted to. So it's, it's just convenience.
Joshua “Ghoul Breath” (49:27.331)
Yeah. So why not? Once we get self-driving cars, pick up your food. It's going to be even better. Okay. All right. Another one. And for anybody listening, this might be a fun question to ask yourself. on average, how many hours of music do you listen? how many hours of music do you listen to a day?
Sean “Pumpkin Pulse” (49:31.273)
Yeah, dude, yeah.
Sean “Pumpkin Pulse” (49:45.073)
A day? shit. well, last week, I listened to over 350 hours of music, because my Spotify was like, Hey, you listened to over 350 hours of music. And I was like, that seems like a lot. but I think on a daily basis, it's gotta be close to like eight hours for sure.
Joshua “Ghoul Breath” (49:58.275)
Jeez, that's a lot.
Sean “Pumpkin Pulse” (50:13.983)
8 to 12 hours because I'll have music on constantly dude I'll have music on when I'm sleeping I'll have music on when I'm awake just consciously cleaning or just in the area like I listen to music religiously so yeah what about you I'm curious on this one for you
Joshua “Ghoul Breath” (50:27.31)
Okay, all right.
Well, fun fact, I think I'm just a little out of touch with music right now. I don't listen to music at all.
I watch a lot of podcasts. watch just random reels and shit, but I don't listen to a lot of music. So if you have a good artist out there that you want me to listen to, and perhaps give a rating of the music that you guys listen to, put it in the chat, put it in the comments, wherever you want to land it on our socials. I would love to hear some new music cause I'm, I'm kind of like out of touch with music. So post it somewhere. I would love to know what everybody's listening to. that'd be super cool.
Sean “Pumpkin Pulse” (50:44.84)
Okay, interesting.
Sean “Pumpkin Pulse” (50:50.911)
You
Joshua “Ghoul Breath” (51:07.726)
Okay, I'm gonna keep going until you tell me to shut up, Sean. Okay, I'll give you one more. Fuck, dude, I really wanna make this a good one. Okay, how about this one? To end it, okay, yeah, let's do two. Let's do two. On a scale, okay, okay, we'll do two. On a scale of zero to 10, how scary do you like a movie to be?
Sean “Pumpkin Pulse” (51:09.469)
Yeah, let's do one more. Give me one more.
Sean “Pumpkin Pulse” (51:16.105)
You want to do two? Two? Alright, let's do two. Give me the first choice that you want.
Sean “Pumpkin Pulse” (51:32.671)
Zero. Can I do negative one? Listen, you're talking to the guy who pissed himself watching the movie Signs. Like, I don't do scary movies at all. I just recently was invited by some co-workers to go watch the new Conjuring movie that just came out. First of all, no, not watching anything scary in a movie theater. Loud noises right next to my ears. Nah, not doing it, not doing it. Secondly, the Conjuring?
Joshua “Ghoul Breath” (51:41.134)
You
Joshua “Ghoul Breath” (51:52.334)
you
Joshua “Ghoul Breath” (51:59.578)
you
Sean “Pumpkin Pulse” (52:02.48)
Like a very scary movie Not doing it. So yeah, the zero negative one. That's that's my scale of scary
Joshua “Ghoul Breath” (52:11.201)
I wish I could say the same thing. still I'm still looking for a movie to piss my pants So I just challenge everybody to give me good songs give me a Movie I could piss my pants too cuz I love scary movies. I'll watch those shits all day long nights on clothes off fucking or nights on lights off. Yeah, something like that
Sean “Pumpkin Pulse” (52:31.871)
Take that reverse it Hey wait before we move on from that topic buddy Do you remember when we went to the great America like scare festival that they did like the haunt thing like That in itself should tell you how much I don't like scary things like I was holding Joshua by the waist eyes closed Head in the back of his back, you know, just tucked in nuts nestled in
Joshua “Ghoul Breath” (52:45.249)
I do. Yes, I do.
Sean “Pumpkin Pulse” (53:00.317)
just scared out of my mind, walking through these haunted mazes. So like, I don't do the scarys. Like, I'd rather watch old classic horror movies because they're funny at this point, you know?
Joshua “Ghoul Breath” (53:12.173)
I can confirm I still have the bruises on my hips from Sean's thumbs squeezing me so tightly.
Joshua “Ghoul Breath” (53:21.839)
Can I give you one more? Let's just have some more. Okay, one more. This is just a fucking fun one, everybody. Ask you, because I've heard this is actually good luck, maybe it is for you, maybe it is not. Sean, and the listeners, how many times has a bird pooped on you in your life?
Sean “Pumpkin Pulse” (53:25.331)
Yeah buddy, give me one more, give me one more, then we'll end this shit.
Sean “Pumpkin Pulse” (53:45.405)
in my entire life?
Joshua “Ghoul Breath” (53:46.989)
Yeah, who does even shit it on by a freaking bird?
Sean “Pumpkin Pulse” (53:50.749)
I think ones that I can remember three times, three times. Cause I'm sure I've been shit on a lot more than that, but the ones that I can remember are three, like three times is what I remember. What?
Joshua “Ghoul Breath” (54:05.935)
I know it's funny because I've been I've had bird shit on me too Yeah, always when I was at the beach with my shirt off half naked so I just got in the water but yeah, I did I've been Yeah Literally, yeah When a when a seagull shits on your nipple on the beach Call it good luck or not. It's uncomfortable doesn't feel it feels different
Sean “Pumpkin Pulse” (54:13.887)
I
Sean “Pumpkin Pulse” (54:18.132)
new sunscreen! Smear that on.
Sean “Pumpkin Pulse” (54:33.277)
Was it warm?
Joshua “Ghoul Breath” (54:35.465)
was slimy. I don't know. I can't remember as warm or not, but it was slimy like like It's like jello being rubbed on your nipple. Just not a good feeling It's not yeah Right There you go, buddy, that is my have some fun with numbers, maybe we'll do that again. Yeah. There you go, Here you go, buddy
Sean “Pumpkin Pulse” (54:40.391)
just block that out of his memory is the problem.
This
Well, I don't know about that. on. Hang on a minute.
Sean “Pumpkin Pulse” (54:54.087)
shit.
Sean “Pumpkin Pulse” (54:58.719)
Yeah, that was pretty fun, man. That was pretty great. All right, my dude, hey, we made it to like 55 minutes of this one hour long podcast. So let's go ahead and wrap this up. Let's do some fun finds. Let's do some lucky numbers. I know I got to unbox one of these spooky things underneath me here. So Joshua, do you want to do a do you want to do a fortune before we do that? What do you got? What do you got?
Joshua “Ghoul Breath” (55:18.511)
Now man, let's let's no, let's just skip the fortune. Let's just have some fun. Let's keep the ball rolling. It's at we're at 55 minutes and uh, I've just been having fun with you and everybody listening. So let's just keep it rolling now. Let's get to some fun finds. Let's let's uh, get to your spooky, uh, advent calendar, whatever they call that thing. Um,
Sean “Pumpkin Pulse” (55:35.539)
Yeah, there you go, Edvin Kelley, that's a big word. Big word. Yeah, go for it.
Joshua “Ghoul Breath” (55:38.304)
Yeah, but I'll hit you with my fun find first. I just have to throw this out there I don't want to be sound like a hypocrite or whatever. I still have to watch this movie I heard it's sweet. It's genuine and it touches everybody's heart who watches it I came across this fun code do not know the value but here you go Sean This is my fun find for today's episode. It is the wild robots
Sean “Pumpkin Pulse” (56:00.063)
that is a great movie, Joshua. Highly recommend anybody who's never seen this movie before go out and watch it. It's fucking, it'll tear at your heartstrings. It's beautiful. Great movie.
Joshua “Ghoul Breath” (56:11.983)
So that's my fun find for today and I'm going to watch it now that I've showed this off. I feel like I'm obligated to watch it and I will let you know if it tugs at any strings that's attached to my body or not.
Sean “Pumpkin Pulse” (56:17.64)
Yeah, you kinda are.
Sean “Pumpkin Pulse” (56:25.695)
Well, with that being said, with Joshua's being said with Tuggin, let me show off my fun find for the week. We're doing this still, doing the advent calendar like Joshua mentioned. It's doors. Boom, doors. We are on, I think, door number three, if I remember correctly. Joshua, do you want to take a guess while I open door number three here? See who's in this box.
Joshua “Ghoul Breath” (56:26.607)
Whatever whatever tugs on yeah, I'll let you know
Joshua “Ghoul Breath” (56:49.305)
Well last week was Chuckie I think and the week before was the the monster the swamp monster
Sean “Pumpkin Pulse” (56:55.783)
No, opposite. Last week was the creature from the Black Lagoon. The first week was Chucky. And this week, again, we're gonna play the game Does Sean Know Who Is in the Box? Here it is. It's wrapped in black plastic again. So, Joshua. yeah, sorry. Go ahead and guess. Go ahead and guess. I'm not gonna open it. I'll hold it. I'm not gonna open it yet.
Joshua “Ghoul Breath” (57:00.214)
and
Joshua “Ghoul Breath” (57:09.933)
I still get to guess? I still get to guess? Okay I'm going to say does the Bride of Dracula have a name? Dracula's Bride? Frankenstein? No, Dracula. Yeah I thought Dracula had a bride. Okay. Alright I'm going to go with the Bride of Dracula.
Sean “Pumpkin Pulse” (57:22.067)
Frankenstein's pride?
Dracula has a bride? No, sure. I don't watch horror movies. What do offer me?
Sean “Pumpkin Pulse” (57:36.575)
Alright, let's find out. Here we go, everybody. It is...
Jordan, Jordan Peele? I don't know who this is. on, me get closer.
Joshua “Ghoul Breath” (57:45.135)
Hey, you got ripped off buddy you got ripped off That must have been a team who by sorry team
Sean “Pumpkin Pulse” (57:54.769)
Let me let me know who this is. This might be from that from the movie. I was going to say this is us, but that's that's a TV show. Let me know who it is in the comments. Sean does not know who this is. I've now I'm not biting a thousand now, so let me know who it is.
Sean “Pumpkin Pulse” (58:20.351)
Is there a name down here?
Sean “Pumpkin Pulse” (58:28.595)
Nope. No, no, no. Hey, if you know who this is, let me know. There you go. All right, buddy, let's move on. Let's fucking. Let's this episode, my dude. Yeah, let's land this plane. I want to give people lucky numbers, though, man. I feel like I've been skimping out lucky numbers and the the billion dollars has been already claimed. Like, let me just do seven lucky numbers for the people because I already have it up here.
Joshua “Ghoul Breath” (58:28.621)
Somebody sit somebody sitting in a chair. Yeah, like what?
Joshua “Ghoul Breath” (58:38.383)
All right, here we go.
Joshua “Ghoul Breath” (58:42.305)
officially land the plane?
Sean “Pumpkin Pulse” (58:58.143)
Ladies and gentlemen, are your seven lucky numbers for the week. Use them for whatever nefarious reasons you would like. I'm fucking crashing. Here we go. They are 9, 11, 20, 22, 44, 45, 49.
Joshua “Ghoul Breath” (59:01.775)
This guy is stumbling.
Joshua “Ghoul Breath” (59:16.995)
He's done. He's done.
Sean “Pumpkin Pulse” (59:18.783)
Once again, seven lucky numbers are 9, 11, 22, 24, 45, and 49. Mia, if you need to cut that, cut that.
Joshua “Ghoul Breath” (59:32.013)
No, I feel like he had such a good time saying those numbers. Those should be winners just right off the bat. I think the universe should reward such happiness and play those numbers. If you Sean fucking laughed at that whole thing, thank you very much for putting up with that. play those fucking numbers. Somebody. Yeah. All right, buddy. closing monologue. You heard it earlier. If you got through that part, next week, I think me and Sean are going to announce.
Sean “Pumpkin Pulse” (59:36.127)
So, so sorry.
Sean “Pumpkin Pulse” (59:48.659)
Joshua take us out of here please give us your closing monologue.
You
Joshua “Ghoul Breath” (01:00:02.531)
fantasy football challenge where that's gonna take us who knows it should be fun so stay tuned for that and if you missed it earlier next week is going to be the Jack Daniels Blackberry reveal in the what's in our cup I got I got to show it off and finally for my own personal words and thoughts
I can't thank everybody enough for listening and watching 103 episodes It's been amazing and it will continue to be amazing. So Hit up the website Support the podcast support the the merch the AI radio come check it out. Tell a friend Tell family member tell somebody who sleeps a lot and they can put it on the background should just be funny their fucking way, Have a dream about us See you guys next week
Sean “Pumpkin Pulse” (01:00:52.401)
my God, Joshua, thank you so much. We do love you guys. We appreciate you watching and listening. Thank you for sticking around through all this. If you didn't stick around and you missed all this, hey, we'll do better next week. I promise. Joshua, let me end the episode with what I always do for the last few weeks here. What kind of music does Jupiter listen to?
Joshua “Ghoul Breath” (01:01:16.097)
I was gonna say Uranus, but maybe not.
Sean “Pumpkin Pulse” (01:01:20.539)
Neptune's.
Joshua “Ghoul Breath” (01:01:23.297)
Naptune, naptune, what? Okay, right, okay, nap, got it.
Sean “Pumpkin Pulse” (01:01:25.117)
Neptune's buddy. We will see you guys next week. Deuses.
