Sorry For The Delay | EP.109 | Halloween Spooktacular!
Happy Halloween! - All Of Us Here At Sorry For The Delay!
Chapters
00:00 Halloween Kickoff: Celebrating The Spooky Season
01:35 Housekeeping and Merchandise Updates
02:45 What's In Our Cups "Alvarado Street Brewery - Nightmare On Alvarado Street 'Pumpkin Porter' , Storyteller 'About Last Night' Sauvignon Blanc"
05:34 The Maple Street Saga: Chapter 12: The Curse Of Maple Street
14:09 The Maple Street Saga Announcement
16:19 Chat With Us Topics
18:34 Hollow-If's: Part 7: The Last Chapter!
27:53 A.I. Song of The Week "Trick or Treat Parade"
31:50 Exploring Ghosts & Ghouls Taboos
39:09 Summoning Big Frank
40:38 Big Frank's Return: A Halloween Special
46:16 Summoning Spirits: A Playful Experiment Gone Wrong
48:09 Surviving Halloween: Tips and Tricks
53:40 Funko Finds & Collectibles
59:08 Lucky Numbers & Fortune
01:00:00 100 Days Challenge: Poem & Picture Week 5
01:02:40 Closing Thoughts: Happy Halloween!
Sound Bites
"It's Halloween week. It may not be Halloween today when we're recording, but it may be Halloween when you're listening."
- Sean: Kicking off the Halloween special with excitement.
"Halloween is the day Sean like everything comes, you know, he makes all the pizzas."
- Joshua: Highlighting Sean's enthusiasm for Halloween.
"This is the final week that you'll be able to get any of the spooky merchandise."
- Sean: Urging listeners to grab Halloween merch before it's gone.
"I actually bought a Ouija board for that part of it. So yeah, yeah, but I'm going to use it with my feet."
- Joshua: Discussing playful plans for a spooky segment.
"You are given a forever glowing pumpkin that grants your every wish but once a Halloween anything you wished for turns into some type of evil creature."
- Sean: Introducing a whimsical Halloween scenario.
"I wish to be unhealthy. I wish to fucking die in a car accident, you know what I'm saying?"
- Joshua: Humorously strategizing how to outsmart a magical pumpkin.
"Would you rather fight one giant spider or a hundred broom-sized scarecrows?"
- Sean: Presenting a classic Halloween dilemma.
"If I could go into with like a lighter, I'm totally gonna fight a bunch of fucking little baby scarecrows."
- Joshua: Choosing his battle in a hypothetical scenario.
"It's Halloween night and you are trick or treating and every door that you trick or treat at, they open it and they give you an X amount of dollars, right?"
- Sean: Imagining a Halloween night with a twist.
"I'll turn my big toe into a Jolly Rancher and just let somebody just have a fetish on my big toe for a minute or two."
- Joshua: Adding humor to the Halloween candy transformation scenario.
"Could you imagine having like Jolly Ranchers for nipples?"
- Joshua: Continuing the playful candy transformation discussion.
"I think that, you know, every once in a while if you do some poking and prodding, you know, it doesn't hurt."
- Sean: Sharing thoughts on dabbling with the supernatural.
"I don't know if I'm messing with the spiritual world. I don't know if that's, that's I'm going to buy a house on some land that could potentially be sketchy."
- Joshua: Expressing caution about supernatural activities.
"I think the trick to scary movies, you know, not to go on a tangent, it just changes the music."
- Joshua: Offering a tip to make horror movies less scary.
"Did you actually yeah look at you spot not the words, okay, so in Western and Eastern traditions mirrors are portals."
- Joshua: Discussing the spooky belief about mirrors.
"I just had a couple things I wanted to talk about but I think on a night like tonight we should try to summon our own demon."
- Joshua: Suggesting a playful Halloween activity.
"He's a creature stitched together. He's he is stitched together. Yeah, yeah, he is from bad decisions, expired protein powder and questionable fashion choices."
- Joshua: Describing a humorous Halloween character.
"I think we got to give it up. We got to summon in our own the one and only big Frank."
- Joshua: Introducing a recurring Halloween character.
"I mean, it's not just spooky season here where I'm living. It's spooky season for Sean's at and he's got a knock on the door."
- Joshua: Setting the scene for a spooky encounter.
"Surviving Freddy's. We didn't get to this one last week on episode 108. And why not end this Halloween episode with a little bit of survival techniques on Halloween?"
- Joshua: Transitioning to a segment on Halloween survival tips.
"Don't trick or treat in a graveyard if that ever comes up like don't ever do that, you know, that's disrespectful."
- Sean: Offering practical Halloween advice.
"If you're a baseball player, bring a real bat. If you're a ninja, if you're a ninja bust out some, maybe some nunchucks."
- Joshua: Suggesting practical Halloween costumes.
"What if you dress as a slutty nurse? Well, what are you bringing?"
- Sean: Adding humor to the costume discussion.
"Ectoplasm. I bring ectoplasm. Ectoplasm, baby. Ectoplasm. That's what it goes to bring."
- Sean: Joking about ghostly weapons.
"Let's freaking end this episode this beautiful Halloween spectacular. I hope people have had fun."
- Sean: Wrapping up the Halloween special with enthusiasm.
Transcript
Sean “Window Whisper (00:52.462)
Hello and welcome to another episode of Sorry for the Delay. This is episode 109, Joshua, and it's a special episode because it is, that's right, buddy, it's Halloween week. It may not be Halloween today when we're recording, but it may be Halloween when you're listening. So happy Halloween. We've made it to my personal favorite time of the year. Joshua, like I do every week.
How are you doing this spooky wee?
Joshua “Frost Creep” (01:26.753)
I'm doing great Sean actually, um, it's kind of funny because I feel like this is Sean Super Bowl like Halloween is the day Sean like everything comes, you know, he makes all the pizzas He makes all the best food like this is Sean's Best time of year right here. This is when he shines. So I'm doing good because Sean's doing good. The energy is great But yeah, man, I'm happy to be here. I'm happy for everybody listening and watching joining us on YouTube. Sorry for the late out live Yeah, man, so I'm doing well
Sean “Window Whisper (01:32.428)
It is my Superbowl.
Sean “Window Whisper (01:36.834)
You
yeah.
Mm.
Sean “Window Whisper (01:56.174)
Yeah, man, let's do it. Let's do it. Let's head on over to the housekeeping corner real quick just to make some quick announcements here. This is the final week that you'll be able to get any of the spooky merchandise So head on over to start for the laid out live merch and go ahead and pick up something spooky Just in time for the holiday festivities. We're taking a break off in November We're gonna come back in December with some I want to say amazing Christmas merch
Joshua “Frost Creep” (01:56.673)
You're doing well, dude. You're well.
Sean “Window Whisper (02:24.782)
but I haven't gotten the approval yet by Joshua. So we're still waiting on sales to be completed for the spooky set. So sorry for the laid out live slash merch. Also, sorry for the delay dot live. I don't know where to read the transcript of this episode in its entirety, where you can see everything that we cut out, everything that was left over. You know, you get some behind the scenes stuff on there, which you can read. It won't be visual, but I mean, unless words are visual, I guess words are visual, right? That makes sense. Yeah, so it'll still be visual.
Joshua “Frost Creep” (02:50.655)
They kind of are. yeah. Just close your eyes and just, yeah, yeah. Just imagine what's going on. Yeah.
Sean “Window Whisper (02:56.285)
Exactly, but sorry for a little late out live come join us Don't forget to hit that subscribe button and the bell button all the fun stuff all the social things You know, that's all I have Joshua Let's cut into what we're drinking this week because we're probably gonna go long this week. So just bear with us. Here we go
Joshua “Frost Creep” (03:10.625)
Mm-hmm.
Joshua “Frost Creep” (03:14.888)
All right, so what's in our cup there's a little second we do every single week So this is your first time we like to just shout out things that we enjoy while we do this podcast together And if you joined us last week for episode 108, I was sipping on the nightmare on Alvarado Street so tonight I bought it as a four-pack and Shout out to the local gas station liquor store. I they also sell food ranch milk they
Sean “Window Whisper (03:19.299)
every
Sean “Window Whisper (03:33.775)
yeah.
Joshua “Frost Creep” (03:41.154)
They got these right here nightmare on alvarado street, but yeah, man, uh, if you miss a description, this is a pumpkin and cinnamon pumpkin brown sugar Delicious beverage. Um, it's only 7 % alcohol. So it's not a crazy head I mean is 7 % a lot. I mean, I don't know
Sean “Window Whisper (03:57.646)
Seven percent's kind of a lot though. It's kind of a lot. I mean, my average cider are like nine to eight percent. So yeah, it's up there.
Joshua “Frost Creep” (04:07.649)
Mean, I don't know but it's actually pretty tasty last week if you saw we just went super long We had technical lasers last year our last week. Sorry. Fuck it felt like a year. I mean
Sean “Window Whisper (04:14.806)
last year. It is, I mean to be fair Joshua, it is the end of our technical year because we started this almost three years ago, two years ago, and we started in October so it is kind of like the end of our year really so you're not wrong, you're not wrong.
Joshua “Frost Creep” (04:30.369)
I mean that episode felt like it took a year to film because just how busted everything was but yeah, man That's what I'm sipping on it's much colder this time around and if you haven't had one of these I think it's a seasonal blend for the whole Halloween thing. So Check out your local liquor store and see if you can find these nightmare on Alvarado Street because they're extra pretty tasty Cheers and Sean. What are you sipping on till you got a seasonal Halloween blend or you just like?
Sean “Window Whisper (04:38.894)
Nice dude, nice.
Sean “Window Whisper (04:50.68)
Cheers buddy. buddy. I don't have a seasonal Halloween blend, but I do have something a little spooky. Last week you saw that I was drinking another, I drank a storyteller, a wine, a Cabernet. This week I'm drinking another storytellers. This is a white wine. This is Sauvignon Blanc. I've had this one before on the podcast. This is about last night, Joshua. And I'm doing these ones because one, I like these, they're delicious. This one is amazing.
And two, because we are a little bit of storytellers on this podcast, but buddy, I'm drinking it out of this big ass cup. Most of it fit in there. I didn't feel like pouring it into an actual wine glass this week because I figured I didn't want to stand up for most of the day. So I'm drinking it from this big cup. But while I take a sip, buddy, let's go ahead and get through the Maple Street saga. The final chapter.
because it's going to go kind of long this week. Sorry, everybody. So if you don't want to listen, go ahead and skip forward on that one. But for those of you who've been following along, I cheers to you. Here is the final chapter of the Maple Street saga. Joshua. Enjoy, buddy.
Joshua “Frost Creep” (05:58.562)
Cheers.
Sean “Window Whisper (13:51.736)
There you go, buddy. That is the final chapter of the Maple Street saga. Let me just say right off the bat, my dude, I am happy that it's over. What nobody knows is that this took a lot of work on the back end to write these chapters, to get everything all set up and like make posters and shit. It was a lot of hard work, but I'm so happy that it's over. And I'm so happy that I was able to share this ending with everybody.
Joshua “Frost Creep” (13:53.569)
Wow.
Joshua “Frost Creep” (14:01.143)
Mm.
Sean “Window Whisper (14:21.217)
But my guy, gotta ask you, while it's still fresh on your mind, how do you feel?
Joshua “Frost Creep” (14:25.218)
You
You know, I can't I'm lost for words. I'm just gonna say that right now. There's a lot to impact there But not to to diminish all the hard work that you've done man. I mean to put together 13 episodes it's a lot of fucking work and if I don't think most people know what it takes to put a story together and a storyboard and character base and and all that so Good job, buddy
Sean “Window Whisper (14:46.893)
12 episodes, buddy. 12 episodes.
Joshua “Frost Creep” (14:56.352)
I just can't wait to see the final product because I know it's not over yet. know that was the last episode, but there's still way more work to be done. and if you're just joining us, if you're one of the subscribers that just hopped on right now, stay tuned because there's going to be a giant release to that whole story and all that. So, it's going to be fun. It's going to be fun, man.
Sean “Window Whisper (15:05.842)
I'm not looking forward to that. Let me just...
Sean “Window Whisper (15:17.29)
yeah.
Sean “Window Whisper (15:20.581)
So I'll go ahead and announce it right now the ongoing plan for next year For the spooky season is to bring back Maple Street in the form of an animation This ain't gonna be no Pixar level This is gonna be solely done by me. I might have a couple friends do some voiceovers, but it's gonna be completely animated and it'll probably be Another 12-part series, but it'll be the same 12-part series that you guys have just heard
maybe a little bit, little things get changed here and there. So it'll be a little different, but the same general outline will be the Maple Street saga. But I'm going to be working on that for the entirety of next year. So I'm very happy about that. I already have some character designs already in the books and established. So we're making progress on that already. And when I have more to show, I'll bring it on and I'll go ahead and show off some more stuff. But this isn't the end for them. I'll tell you that right now.
There is going to be a Christmas story that I'm going to bring on just a one off kind of episode. So if you're happy about that, get ready for that. It's going to be really cool. But other than that, buddy, yeah, it's going to be it's going to be a lot more work on the back end. But I am extremely excited and I hope everybody else is extremely excited. Thank you for joining me in this journey. Like it's been a fucking pleasure to see the comments and stuff about people really enjoying it or finding some of the stuff funny that I've written that that makes me happy. So.
Buddy, with that being said, let's get on over to the chat with this section because I'm trying to just speed us on up because I know we have a lot to get through. So.
Joshua “Frost Creep” (16:49.868)
Jesus man. Yeah, no we do we do. Here we go. Alright, here we go. Fuck man, I've been drinking all day. Holy shit. Good thing I didn't have to work today. Holy shit. Alright everybody, if this is your first time joining us, I know we got some new subscribers. This is a fun little bit we do with a chat with us. We kind of go through a couple topics and we just have some fun with it and
Sean “Window Whisper (16:54.251)
Also, I finished my wine from the bottle. It's delicious.
Sean “Window Whisper (17:06.519)
Hello.
Joshua “Frost Creep” (17:13.516)
We really appreciate the engagement if you want to hop on and do this, but it looks like Sean already got through Maple Street I thought this is gonna be part of the chat with this section, but clearly Sean just made it happen Before I even hit the button. So there you go. That was supposed to be number one everybody, but we got past that Alright, so number two on the list is hollow ifs part seven the last chapter I'm guessing this is going to be maybe a Halloween segment that's gonna die
Sean “Window Whisper (17:20.813)
Sorry.
Sean “Window Whisper (17:38.095)
yeah.
Joshua “Frost Creep” (17:42.913)
Maybe reborn in another form in future episodes. But yeah, that's that's going to die along with this Halloween holiday number. Let's just call it three on the list. This is ghost and ghouls taboos forbidden practices everybody. So stay tuned for that because that could get interesting. We might even summon a ghost or somebody of our own during that.
Sean “Window Whisper (17:44.909)
You know it buddy!
Sean “Window Whisper (18:10.935)
Hey, we're going to try, buddy. We're going to try.
Joshua “Frost Creep” (18:12.256)
I mean, who knows? Who knows? I actually bought a Ouija board for that part of it. So yeah, yeah, but I'm going to use it with my feet. Hopefully that works better than my hands. So, yeah. Well, you won't see it it's going to be under the desk. I don't account for that. the last one on the list is surviving Freddy's finger. That was a topic that we didn't get to last week and, us going into Halloween.
Sean “Window Whisper (18:17.067)
That's like, really?
Sean “Window Whisper (18:25.943)
gonna be great. I can't wait to see that.
Sean “Window Whisper (18:31.417)
well.
Sean “Window Whisper (18:37.741)
yeah, forgot about that.
Joshua “Frost Creep” (18:41.058)
Let's just stay tuned for that. guess I could say, you know, whatever. Um, but number, what do we got here? Number two on the list. Yeah, dude. I've been, like I said, I've been, I've been, I'm way dehydrated. I've been drinking all day. Um, and not just water everybody. Sorry. So if I start to mumble, you know, we're only 18 minutes in just forgive me. You know, if you know me, then you just know what's up. All right, Sean, here we go. Hollow ifs. I know this has been a staple segment.
Sean “Window Whisper (18:44.717)
Yeah.
Number two? Yeah.
Sean “Window Whisper (19:01.537)
You
Sean “Window Whisper (19:06.415)
yeah, this has been a good one. All spooky season, buddy. I'm so excited that it's finally ending. We've been, we've been canceled. the studio execs were like, listen, the last one was too far. We're already too far in production in this current one. So this is the last one. So who knows? Maybe this last one becomes like a cult classic, you know, and then they bring it back 15 years later. I'm not sure, but buddy, this is hollow. Ifs, this is a set of what if questions. These all came to me today while I was at work.
In an out-of-place work in the out-of-place environment at work, so I was able to create these things for you, buddy There's only three of them this time And I'm gonna lay them on you buddy. I'm gonna lay them on you so good. I'm gonna lay it on you all all day if I have to All right, here you go Joshua You are given a forever glowing pumpkin that grants your every wish but once a Halloween anything you wished for
Joshua “Frost Creep” (19:53.9)
Yes, John.
Sean “Window Whisper (20:04.149)
turns into some type of evil creature that you must destroy before the night's end, or the wishes stop being granted. Are you doing it?
Joshua “Frost Creep” (20:14.594)
Yeah, why not? I mean, I got to destroy this creature. I mean, mean, I got to destroy whatever we're okay.
Sean “Window Whisper (20:18.187)
No, no, you got to destroy whatever you wished for, buddy. So let's say like you. Yeah. So let's say you wished for like, I don't know, perfect health, you know. It would be like you would get duplicated as an evil creature and you would have to destroy that creature or else you could never wish from the pumpkin again.
Joshua “Frost Creep” (20:26.526)
Okay, fuck dude, I wouldn't yeah, okay damn
Joshua “Frost Creep” (20:36.29)
Fuck man, that seems like a lot of words to figure out a fucking question. You can't keep it simpler than that. Holy shit
Sean “Window Whisper (20:43.373)
No, no, I couldn't.
Joshua “Frost Creep” (20:46.54)
Fuck man, mean, I guess shit. I mean fuck dude. I don't know. I don't like I mean, Fuck come on I was hoping for some like like, you know some fucking little people fucking You know skeletons again or some shit you made a cut like maybe some fucking spooky goldfish I got to put in my fucking mouth and chew on and
Sean “Window Whisper (21:00.137)
Sean “Window Whisper (21:13.281)
I mean, it depends on all what you wish for that year, buddy. Like you could be wishing for a lot of things and they would just turn into evil creatures. Like the question is like, could you defeat them? You know, could you defeat what you wished for?
Joshua “Frost Creep” (21:24.116)
Yeah, I mean if that was the goal fuck yeah, I i'm I wish to be fatter. How about that? I wish to be unhealthy. I wish To fucking die in a car accident, you know what i'm saying? I'm gonna fucking defeat that too like, you know like You want me just to wish for shit that I can defeat like what the fuck of course i'm just gonna wish for dumb shit You know, I wish for smaller feet You know what the fuck?
Sean “Window Whisper (21:34.967)
What the fuck?
Sean “Window Whisper (21:40.153)
Jesus.
Sean “Window Whisper (21:45.323)
I mean, it would serve you, it would, it would serve you no purpose though, if you wished for dumb shit, you know, the whole purpose is like you wish for good stuff, you know?
Joshua “Frost Creep” (21:54.431)
Okay, well, I mean, I don't know. know I want to wish for stuff I could defeat. Why would I wish for good stuff? That doesn't make sense. See, I reverse engineer that fucking thing. And I would just wish for shit that I could just defeat every fucking time. You know what I mean? Like I wish to be poor. Okay, so then I defeat that now I'm rich. Like like like it's it doesn't that doesn't work for somebody who just thinks backwards anyways.
Sean “Window Whisper (22:09.419)
Yeah, I mean, yeah, you're not wrong. I wish to be po-
Joshua “Frost Creep” (22:23.244)
That doesn't work, because I'm just going to wish for shit that, yeah, that's not going to work on this brain.
Sean “Window Whisper (22:23.373)
You make a good point. You make a good point buddy. You know what? You're right. You're right. Hey, let me let me go back to one that you might enjoy. Here you go. Here's your other one. Would you rather fight one giant spider or a hundred broom-sized scarecrows?
Joshua “Frost Creep” (22:41.346)
Wait, do I have weapons for the the scarecrows? I Just gotta ask I mean maybe this is the last round This is the episode that this segment dies. Like maybe you give me a bonus weapon, you know, like I can't
Sean “Window Whisper (22:45.301)
No, you never get any weapons, it's just your fists.
Sean “Window Whisper (22:57.111)
you know what? You know what? I will. I'll give it to you. This you're right. This is the last round. You know, it's like the final boss. Like you get this. You get this special weapon. I will say that if you it depends on what you're going to fight, what are you going to fight? You want to fight the skeleton? Sorry, the scarecruiser, the spider.
Joshua “Frost Creep” (23:09.596)
I'm you know what if If I could go into with like a lighter, I'm totally gonna fight a bunch of fucking little baby scarecrows you know I Had to fight the spider Fuck, dude. I just give me a big old piece of sticky tape so then I can just stop it in its tracks and then I can just
Sean “Window Whisper (23:19.681)
And what about if you had to fight the spider?
Mm-hmm. What do you want?
Okay.
Alright, so then my question becomes if you had just the sticky tape and you had to fight the scarecrows, would you do it? You don't think you don't think you could fight the scarecrows off with your sticky tape?
Joshua “Frost Creep” (23:39.029)
No, no, no, no,
Joshua “Frost Creep” (23:45.013)
No, no, no, no, it's as fun. It's all about the challenge. know, the fun, like I, know, yeah, if I could just watch that spider stop in his track, I could eat a sandwich while it's trying to get to me. I'll up a lawn chair. I'll just, you know what I'm saying? Like the spider's just trying so hard to get after me, you know? But the little, I mean, yeah, it just depends on the web, like, yeah.
Sean “Window Whisper (24:00.723)
my god...
Sean “Window Whisper (24:06.487)
but all right, last one, buddy. I didn't write this one down, so I had go from just pure memory on this one. So here it is. Joshua, it's Halloween night and you are trick or treating and every door that you trick or treat at, they open it and they give you an X amount of dollars, right? Whatever the dollar is that you fancy, but one piece of your body turns into candy.
Joshua “Frost Creep” (24:11.458)
It's OK. All right.
Joshua “Frost Creep” (24:35.714)
Yeah, hell yeah, dude. yeah Yeah, I mean I'm not into like like sucking on toes or fingers But if I could turn those into the Jolly Ranchers and let somebody to suck me off for a little bit. Yeah You know I'll turn my big toe into a Jolly Rancher and just let somebody just have a fetish on my big toe for a minute or two
Sean “Window Whisper (24:35.733)
Are you doing it?
Really?
Sean “Window Whisper (24:54.189)
Sean “Window Whisper (25:02.829)
It's amazing.
Joshua “Frost Creep” (25:03.616)
However long it takes to suck that thing down to the nub.
Sean “Window Whisper (25:06.933)
That's amazing. pay money to see that. Pay money to see it.
Joshua “Frost Creep” (25:10.85)
Yeah, if I can turn anything out of my body at Jolly Rancher and just let somebody suck on that thing for hours, bro. Why not? I even, you know what? I even let you pick your flavor. How about that? You want to play this game? I'll let you pick. You like grape? Go ahead and just put on a grape Jolly Rancher on whatever part of my body you want. I'll let you suck that thing down till it's gone.
Sean “Window Whisper (25:19.341)
my god, yeah.
Sean “Window Whisper (25:29.229)
So, okay, so you're willing to do this, but the follow-up question I have to this is how many doors are you gonna open before you decide like, that's too many. Like I'm now like 50 % candy, you know? Like how many, where's your limit?
Joshua “Frost Creep” (25:33.216)
Yeah. Okay.
Joshua “Frost Creep” (25:43.005)
I'll Well, I'm clearly gonna start with the midsection and Work my way around from there. I don't get a choke. dude What if it's what was like my eye and then it's gonna have to lick my eye for that long that period of time or my teeth So we can suck on my teeth I'm willing to gamble. I'm willing to gamble. Do you like my ear lobes? Yeah, don't things go first. I'll be happy something to suck on my ear lobes
Sean “Window Whisper (25:49.323)
No, you don't get a choice. You don't get a choice in this. No. Exactly. Yeah, that's what I'm saying.
Sean “Window Whisper (25:59.096)
Yeah. If your teeth were Jolly Ranchers, that'd be pretty cool.
Sean “Window Whisper (26:09.675)
You're just banking on something that people can suck on. That's what you're banking on.
Joshua “Frost Creep” (26:13.239)
Yeah, yeah, I mean if you just give me like like if my eyebrows turn into skid marks and somebody just sitting there Just licking my eyebrows, you know, like I I just hope the first one is worth it
Sean “Window Whisper (26:23.309)
Yeah, because if the first one's not worth it, that's going to kind of suck.
Joshua “Frost Creep” (26:30.518)
Like is it what like it can be my neck? Can my whole neck become a Jolly Rancher?
Sean “Window Whisper (26:33.101)
It could be any it could be any any part of your body dude. It could just be any part of it So you you have a lot of parts Yeah, now this is this is purely exterior Yeah, this is purely exterior because if it was to do your organs, you'd probably die. So like exterior
Joshua “Frost Creep” (26:38.568)
And the exterior right? It's not my heart, like it's not gonna kill me instantly, like it's an organ. Okay. Could you imagine having like Jolly Ranchers for nipples? Like could you imagine?
Sean “Window Whisper (26:50.925)
What is your obsession with these Jolly Ranchers right now?
Sean “Window Whisper (26:58.669)
You
Joshua “Frost Creep” (27:00.07)
Well, I mean I don't want something so we could bite on like a you're like I don't want my nipples to turn into Laffy Taffy's You know I'm saying just chewing on my nips You know what I'm saying? I was gonna be chewing on my finger chewing on my balls Fuck that dude. I want this thing like an everlasting Gobstopper every layer just reveals a new flavor. I want you to lick all the way down to the inside or whatever. Yeah, man
Sean “Window Whisper (27:01.867)
Hmm
Sean “Window Whisper (27:21.993)
my God. Well, there you go, everybody. That concludes this year's hollow ifs. The executives were 100 % correct in canceling us. We apologize for nothing. know, discretion is subjective. the message, the messaging has always been there. Buddy, let's go ahead and do an AI song real quick before we head on over to this.
Joshua “Frost Creep” (27:26.69)
You
Joshua “Frost Creep” (27:39.33)
Absolutely. The messaging is there. It's been there all along. So, yeah.
Sean “Window Whisper (27:50.434)
ghosts and ghouls and taboos thing. so I created one with a little bit of help this week. let me share my screen with Joshua and for the people listening, just keep on listening. If you're watching, head on over to Start For The Light Out Live, check out this episode in its entirety as well as the AI song on, you know, Sorry For The Light Out Live slash AI radio. buddy, here it is. this song is called Trick or Treat Parade, buddy. And, it's kind of fun.
So here you go. Enjoy everybody.
Sean “Window Whisper (29:27.085)
you
Sean “Window Whisper (31:28.445)
Alright buddy, there you go. There's your AI song for the week. How'd you feel about that one, my dude?
Joshua “Frost Creep” (31:34.146)
That's a one. I feel like that's a that's an upscaled version of like the monster mash like that that that could be. Yeah.
Sean “Window Whisper (31:40.909)
Exactly, that's exactly what we were going for buddy. That's exactly the vibe I was going for I wanted something that was mimicking the monster mash and that's what we got So I was pretty excited about it. It gave me kind of like I was just like vibing with that one when I was you it out It's just like
Joshua “Frost Creep” (31:56.797)
You know a hundred and what nine episodes later, and I feel like I'm starting to finally Get into your head a little bit
Sean “Window Whisper (32:04.513)
Yeah, I know. mean, hundred. Yeah, you're right. Yeah, you are slowly starting to put your body in my head a little bit at a time and I'm okay with that. It feels good. But let's go ahead, buddy. Let's move on. Good. I'm glad. I'm glad you enjoyed it. Let's move on to ghosts and ghouls taboos forbidden practice. I think I read that correctly. I hope.
Joshua “Frost Creep” (32:12.258)
That was good with it. That was fun. Yeah, that was fun.
Joshua “Frost Creep” (32:26.092)
Yeah, ghost and ghoul taboo for forbidden practices. No, you said it. You said I you said it right. But I said better than I did. sure. Okay. So basically this, what this is, is this, was thinking about this cause this is the Halloween time, right? typically around this time, people start to practice things that maybe aren't so ethical or maybe just start to dabble in the world of, you know, say black magic, you know, you're working around, you know,
Sean “Window Whisper (32:41.697)
Time to be spooky.
Sean “Window Whisper (32:52.033)
little creep.
Joshua “Frost Creep” (32:53.462)
You're just kind of playing with the dark side of things. So in doing so, I just had a couple of questions for you, Sean, leading through this, this topic. I wanted to ask you, Sean, first of all, should we mess with the other side? Is this something that you think that this is a,
Sean “Window Whisper (33:13.675)
Now, what's your definition of messing with the other side?
Joshua “Frost Creep” (33:17.074)
opening the doors, unlocking things, kind of tapping into the spookier side of the realm. The dark realm, the realm of the undead. Is this something that we should be messing with?
Sean “Window Whisper (33:28.107)
Okay. I... Shit buddy, I'm a fan of chaos. So like, I think that, you know, every once in a while if you do some poking and prodding, you know, it doesn't hurt. Doesn't hurt, right? You know, you say hello, you say goodbye, you know, you acknowledge their presence, but you you never leave the door completely open, you know, kind of thing. So I'm okay with a little bit of, a little bit of sorcery now and then, a little bit of, a little bit of evil spells or summoning of things, you know?
Joshua “Frost Creep” (33:33.612)
Okay.
Joshua “Frost Creep” (33:48.578)
Mm-hmm.
Joshua “Frost Creep” (33:57.697)
Okay, so this is, well, I mean, here. Hold on, hold on. So I had to get your take on this before we bled into the rest of this here. So now that we've gotten to, we've set the foundation, we have a baseline for how you feel about this. I wanna know how you feel when it comes to, say, building on, say, like a burial ground. Like somewhere where you know a cemetery used to be.
Sean “Window Whisper (33:57.837)
What about you?
Sean “Window Whisper (34:02.221)
I'm sorry.
Sean “Window Whisper (34:12.365)
Sure.
Sean “Window Whisper (34:23.374)
okay,
Joshua “Frost Creep” (34:25.89)
And and let's just say your dream home like it has the pool it has the arcade it has Every the paintball whatever the maybe has a fucking bungee jumping fucking thing in there like whatever you're in you right in the backyard Are you okay with with buying that dream home if it's built? on say
Sean “Window Whisper (34:46.647)
on a burial ground. was it acknowledged to me that it was built on an, on a burial ground? Like, do I know? Okay. So I already, okay. It's disclosed. damn. And it's my dream home and like, they're giving it to me for like pennies then, you know what? I'll do it. I'll do it. Cause most of the time the burial grounds are probably from my people. And I'm sure my people would probably would rather me live in the home rather than, you know,
Joshua “Frost Creep” (34:51.294)
Yes. Disclosed. You know everything.
Joshua “Frost Creep” (35:00.642)
Correct. Correct.
Joshua “Frost Creep” (35:08.836)
shit.
Joshua “Frost Creep” (35:13.954)
you
Sean “Window Whisper (35:14.953)
anybody who took their lives kind of thing or who decided to build over them, you know, so maybe I could do like some rituals or something to like be like, Hey, I'm like, you're great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, like nephew or whatever, you know, and I'm like here to like, just protect the land now and you know, enjoy this $50 million pool that I got for a penny, you know, so I would do it. I would definitely do it, but not because I think, yeah, I think I could probably.
Joshua “Frost Creep” (35:41.315)
Okay, so you're down you're down with that. Yeah. Yeah, I don't know, you know, honestly, I don't know if I could do that You know, I don't care how connected I am to the earth You know, I walk around barefooted all the fucking time. So I feel I mean I've got glass still my foot from five years ago So, I mean I feel like at this point the earth is already a part of me. I so much plastic
Sean “Window Whisper (35:44.626)
Perseverance. No.
Sean “Window Whisper (35:55.796)
buddy.
Joshua “Frost Creep” (36:01.91)
You what I'm saying? You know, fucking eat salads almost every other day. So, but I don't know if I'm messing with the spiritual world. I don't know if that's, that's I'm going to buy a house on some land that could potentially be sketchy if I know about that. Yeah. Yeah.
Sean “Window Whisper (36:17.325)
I mean to each their own buddy. each their own. I mean that fucking kid's painting, you know? Fireproof. Temporarily. So, yeah.
Joshua “Frost Creep” (36:25.27)
I think what I think about too is that movie the poltergeist. Have you seen the movie poltergeist?
Sean “Window Whisper (36:28.69)
yeah, okay, I see. I see what you mean. that movie always scared you though.
Joshua “Frost Creep” (36:31.65)
You know what mean? Did you see that movie, Poltergeist? When was last time you saw Poltergeist? was last time? Did you? Did you like all of them? Did you like when they went to New York? Did like that one too? You're right, the ones with the... The light's on?
Sean “Window Whisper (36:36.449)
Yeah, I think last year when we talked about it, I went back and I watched it.
No, I only watched the first one because they're scary. I had to watch it with the lights on buddy. What do want from me?
Joshua “Frost Creep” (36:54.41)
I think the trick to scary movies, you know, not to go on a tangent, it just changes the music.
Sean “Window Whisper (36:57.569)
Yeah. Change the music. Yeah. Put on that AI song that we just played. Watch the poultry guys.
Joshua “Frost Creep” (37:01.181)
to change the music. Yeah.
Try it. Yeah. Yeah, I want everybody to put on poltergeist and to play that song that we just did there and tell me if the movie is just as scary, you know
Sean “Window Whisper (37:12.245)
Ugh.
Sean “Window Whisper (37:15.809)
Probably still would be. It'd probably be even creepier.
Joshua “Frost Creep” (37:19.106)
Yeah, you're probably right. Okay, so you're doing that. Okay, so another thing that I was tripping out on when I was kind of looking at this research is sleeping facing a mirror. Have you heard about this?
Sean “Window Whisper (37:23.629)
Yeah, I'm doing it. I'm doing it.
Sean “Window Whisper (37:31.976)
I have heard about this, yeah.
Sean “Window Whisper (37:37.515)
It's like a portal to the demon world kind of thing, right? Yeah, dude.
Joshua “Frost Creep” (37:41.764)
Did you actually yeah look at you spot not the words, okay, so in Western and Eastern traditions mirrors are portals That we believe in this right some people believe in this Sleeping with one facing your bed is believed to invite spirits in your dreams so I I don't know I Don't know if I want to sleep with one facing me, but I'll tell you what I will definitely sleep with the mirror over my bed Tell you that right now
Sean “Window Whisper (37:49.397)
Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm.
Sean “Window Whisper (37:55.841)
Yeah, it's kinda creepy.
Sean “Window Whisper (38:06.977)
You
A little do everybody know on this podcast that Joshua does have a mirror facing above his on his ceiling that he can just watch himself in whatever position he would like.
Joshua “Frost Creep” (38:12.643)
you
Joshua “Frost Creep” (38:21.02)
Yeah
Yeah, man. Yeah, so I don't know this whole mere thing. It is kind of a trip to think that it could actually be a portal. I mean, it's kind of scary to think about.
Sean “Window Whisper (38:26.323)
shit. Yeah.
Sean “Window Whisper (38:33.313)
I mean, have you ever experienced anything? Have you ever slept in front of a mirror?
Joshua “Frost Creep” (38:37.923)
No, but I do find it really trippy when you put a mirror in front of a mirror and now it just kind of like goes into infinity
Sean “Window Whisper (38:44.717)
Yeah, it is weird. I'm sure there's science behind that, but yeah.
Joshua “Frost Creep” (38:46.881)
I I find that... I mean, are those different dimensions? Like I trip on... I mean, I know it's too early. You we shouldn't start talking about dimensions until next month and when we get into November. But yeah, get out of spooky season and into more AI, some mystical shit. But I don't know. I don't think I would sleep with a v-hair in front of my bed.
Sean “Window Whisper (38:57.953)
Yeah.
Sean “Window Whisper (39:03.691)
Yeah, mystical shit.
Sean “Window Whisper (39:11.233)
You should try it and let me know what happens.
Joshua “Frost Creep” (39:13.923)
Dude, like, what if you wake up with just... Yeah, I don't know, Could you imagine waking up with sleep paralysis and you're just staring at yourself all wide-eyed? Just like...
Sean “Window Whisper (39:17.239)
You'll wake up with sleep paralysis like last episode.
Sean “Window Whisper (39:25.161)
and there's like a demon like just fucking you raw like in the mirror making you watch
Joshua “Frost Creep” (39:28.963)
That's very fucking wicked. Yeah, but I don't know man I just had a couple things I wanted to talk about but I think on a night like tonight we should try to summon our own demon our son or of our own monster and Because we are you know, we're gonna test this forbidden practice and I think we are going to summon
Sean “Window Whisper (39:41.653)
So you think we should try to summon a demon buddy?
I think we probably should try.
Joshua “Frost Creep” (39:56.01)
Someone who is someone who we have not seen in over a year. He's a creature stitched together. He's he is stitched together. Yeah, yeah, he is from bad decisions, expired protein powder and questionable fashion choices. He's big. He's bold. He's got bolts and he has feet so large they have their own zip code and Sean.
Sean “Window Whisper (40:03.733)
stitch together yeah that's true true
Sean “Window Whisper (40:08.473)
my god.
Sean “Window Whisper (40:15.282)
you
Sean “Window Whisper (40:24.61)
Joshua I'm hearing a rum I'm hearing a rumbling or what are doing over there?
Joshua “Frost Creep” (40:27.351)
And Sean, believe it or not, this guy, let's just say he once tried to haunt a vending machine.
Sean “Window Whisper (40:30.05)
Yeah.
Sean “Window Whisper (40:36.086)
machine.
Joshua “Frost Creep” (40:37.023)
You're trying to haunt a vending machine So I think we got to give it up. We got to summon in our own the one and only big Frank
Sean “Window Whisper (40:38.974)
What the fuck?
Sean “Window Whisper (40:44.792)
Joshua? Joshua, there's, there's, there's a small knocking on my door right now. Did you, did you hit that Ouija board? Did you hit that Ouija board, buddy?
Joshua “Frost Creep” (40:53.333)
I with my biggest toe. I think I did.
Sean “Window Whisper (40:56.934)
Joshua. Hang on, I'll be right back.
Joshua “Frost Creep” (41:01.989)
shit, alright.
Sean “Window Whisper (41:03.31)
Give me a second everybody, gotta go. There's somebody here. I gotta go see what's up.
Joshua “Frost Creep” (41:07.331)
I mean, it's not just spooky season here where I'm living. It's spooky season for Sean's at and he's got a knock on the door.
Sean “Window Whisper (41:18.03)
But I forgot that you need to ask him a secondary question. So I gave you a first question. The secondary question I need you to ask him is. Let me one second. is. I have it, I have all written down and shit.
Joshua “Frost Creep” (41:21.335)
Okay.
Joshua “Frost Creep” (41:30.083)
Yeah, worse than
Yeah
I need to fucking write it down too here. Big where's he at? I was like yeah how were we gonna cut in big Frank?
Sean “Window Whisper (41:46.327)
It'll be perfect. I'll make it fancy and shit. I need you to ask him, how much do you need?
Joshua “Frost Creep” (41:50.211)
Big Frank.
Joshua “Frost Creep” (41:57.294)
Hold on. How much? That's basic. there's nothing more to it. Just, okay. Okay. All right. Okay. Hold on. All right.
Sean “Window Whisper (42:00.631)
Yeah, no, it'll make sense in context. Yeah, you'll see. It'll all make sense right now. All right. Let me go. Let me go strap up. be right back.
Joshua “Frost Creep” (45:02.528)
Mmm.
Sean “Window Whisper (49:06.574)
That's where I'm going. Give me a second.
Joshua “Frost Creep” (49:09.256)
You're good.
Joshua “Frost Creep” (49:13.55)
Bam.
Joshua “Frost Creep” (49:41.718)
It's so sweaty.
Joshua “Frost Creep” (50:05.252)
Excuse me
Sean “Window Whisper (50:16.916)
boy.
Joshua “Frost Creep” (50:26.338)
Yeah, you're like, how am I going to put these on?
Sean “Window Whisper (50:30.958)
no, my finger!
Joshua “Frost Creep” (50:34.516)
Big Frank looks a little bit more greener this year.
Sean “Window Whisper (50:43.084)
You ahead and say something to me.
Joshua “Frost Creep” (50:44.932)
I am talking to Big Frank and Big Frank looks a little greener this year.
Sean “Window Whisper (50:55.693)
I if that's
Joshua “Frost Creep” (50:58.456)
Yeah, Big Frank has got me talking like I'm Southern or some shit.
Joshua “Frost Creep” (51:11.694)
Got me acting different. Got me running.
Joshua “Frost Creep” (51:20.004)
Mm-hmm
Joshua “Frost Creep” (51:29.22)
I got a little something to pour up for Big Frank 2, so...
Joshua “Frost Creep” (51:36.78)
and celebration.
Joshua “Frost Creep” (51:42.624)
a big Frank. I can hear you. Obviously you're muffled through the through there, but yeah.
Sean “Window Whisper (51:43.298)
hear me, Cassie.
Sean “Window Whisper (51:47.214)
I tried to fix it this year. I to get myself a little bit of like a little bit of a mouth but I'll make it work.
Joshua “Frost Creep” (51:55.354)
Little bit of a mouth. Hey Frank. You got a little bit of a mouth on you know that
Sean “Window Whisper (51:57.518)
you
Sean “Window Whisper (52:05.952)
Man, I can't breathe this shit. All right. In three, we'll just kind of, I'll just jump right into it,
Joshua “Frost Creep” (52:14.902)
All right, here we go.
Sean “Window Whisper (52:18.392)
Three, two, one, and here we go. Hey, Joshua! I heard you summon me. I'm back, baby, I'm back from the grave. How you doing, Joshua?
Joshua “Frost Creep” (52:32.26)
I'm good, Big Frank, and I knew you were coming. So I had to do something a little special for you, Big Frank. I know at the beginning of this episode, I started out with the nightmare on Alvarado Street, but considering...
Sean “Window Whisper (52:46.19)
That's a good one buddy, that's a good beer. I love that beer. I miss it.
Joshua “Frost Creep” (52:49.848)
But considering you're only show up maybe once a year, if I'm lucky, I had to go out and get myself a little Frankenstein 19 crimes wine. Big Frank.
Sean “Window Whisper (52:55.446)
if you're lucky.
Sean “Window Whisper (53:00.686)
Excuse me? Did I give them permission to use my image and my likeness? Because I don't think I did, Joshua. Who is that? Who is that and who are they? I gotta find them.
Joshua “Frost Creep” (53:08.888)
Hey Frank, I don't know but you got me talking a little silly so
Sean “Window Whisper (53:18.176)
I find that disrespectful as all hell, Joshua.
Joshua “Frost Creep” (53:20.996)
I'm going to go ahead and pour myself up some of this 19 crimes big Frank wine and the floor is yours big guy. You let me know how it's been. What's going on down under. I don't even know if you can call it down under or whatever man. Like what's going on.
Sean “Window Whisper (53:31.406)
effort.
Sean “Window Whisper (53:36.577)
Well Joshua, listen, it's still considered down under, really six feet deep down there. But Joshua, I gotta tell you, hell has frozen over, Joshua. The pigs are flying, Joshua. Hell is, has this scent of intoxicating bacon aroma. It's...
Joshua, if you could smell it buddy, it's a... It would make a grown man seep from the bottom of his hole. You know, it's a beautiful scent, Juddy. But uh, Joshua, I got a little bit of a bone to pick with you, my dude. That guy, the one that you created, Captain Cucumber? That guy, Joshua? He's a damn rat, buddy. He had the gall to get in my face at my favorite dive bar. The one I had snaked, by the way.
Joshua “Frost Creep” (54:12.58)
Okay, all right, let's pick some bones.
Joshua “Frost Creep” (54:17.878)
Okay. Yeah.
Sean “Window Whisper (54:28.714)
and threatened me today buddy that little punk he was lucky that you guys summoned me at the right time i couldn't believe him i couldn't believe the audacity that he showed but you know i'm here with you guys and i i appreciate it and you know i'm here so
Joshua “Frost Creep” (54:48.088)
Okay, well hey big Frank, like I said, I only get to talk to you once a year. I feel like I should be able to talk to you more than once a
Sean “Window Whisper (54:56.974)
Joshua, hang on. Give me a second, Joshua. There's... Hang on, hang on. Okay. Joshua, Joshua, there's... There seems to be someone right next to me, Joshua. Hang on. Well, well, well. Look what the cat dragged in. Bet you didn't expect me to pay a visit here, huh, Frankie boy? Mr. Teal?
Joshua “Frost Creep” (55:01.828)
Hey Frank, you take all the time you need over there man, because like I said, you're only here once a year.
Joshua “Frost Creep” (55:14.912)
you
Joshua “Frost Creep” (55:20.036)
What do you got there, Frank?
Sean “Window Whisper (55:23.854)
I was just about to mention you to Mr. Joshua here. Please, just let me... How about you get the pack of money for the boys, Frankie boy? Of course, of course, I'm doing that. I'm doing that right now, Mr. Teal. Just one moment. You're talking to this flip-flop hippie? Frankie, I'm disappointed. Now I'm gonna have to send you to the mines.
Joshua “Frost Creep” (55:33.165)
Yeah
Sean “Window Whisper (55:52.417)
No, no, no, just let me get the PACS money. I swear he's good for it. I promise. Joshua, you're good for it, aren't you?
Joshua “Frost Creep” (56:01.892)
Hey Frank, all you need to know is how much you need man. Just let me know how much you need.
Sean “Window Whisper (56:07.192)
Joshua, I need about, I need about 350.
Joshua “Frost Creep” (56:11.3)
Are we talking 350 like souls? we talking 350 like 350 souls? Alright, alright, alright, alright. Let me go ahead and Venmo you, Zal you some souls real quick.
Sean “Window Whisper (56:15.022)
Joshua I just need 350 please. 350? Yeah right. Joshua please.
Sean “Window Whisper (56:26.542)
See Mr. Teal, he's good for it. He's so good for it, Mr. Teal. Yeah, right. You damn bozo. Times that by a million and do it again. Please, Mr. Teal, can't we just work something out? It's Halloween, Mr. Teal. I know he's good for the money. Please, let me just be clear. I don't like either of you knuckleheads, but the boss did say I could give you another year.
If I was feeling generous, it's your lucky day, Frank. In 365 days, you and me are coming back with the Rat Packs money or I'm putting you down another six feet deep. Joshua, I'm sorry. I got to cut this short. I got to go get some 350. So, uh.
Joshua “Frost Creep” (57:21.026)
Yeah, it's alright. It's alright. I'll pass you some souls in a minute, bro. Yeah, I got you
Sean “Window Whisper (57:24.654)
Happy Halloween Joshua, Happy Halloween to the viewers and listeners. I know you guys love doing this sex show and I'm proud of you boys, but I gotta go. I gotta get the Rat Packs money back. I will see you guys next year maybe? Who knows? Joshua, go find your heterosexual friend. Whatever his name is. I'll see you guys later. I gotta go. Bye.
Joshua “Frost Creep” (57:47.821)
man, all right. Well, big Frank's that was a quick exit. I was hoping big Frank would stick around a little bit longer. I mean, it takes it to, you know what I mean? Like Frank only gets to show up once a year and that's how he, that's how he, leaves the stage, man. I was hoping we would get to see big Frank a little bit more, but, didn't work out that way. And I don't, I don't know who his friend was there, but,
Sean “Window Whisper (57:54.56)
I can't, they're coming to get me.
Joshua “Frost Creep” (58:16.782)
Kind of look like a little boo boo. I didn't know little boo boo's came from hell or wherever big Frank hangs out.
Joshua “Frost Creep” (58:27.402)
Cheers, Big Frank. Jesus. I bought this whole bottle of wine just in your honor and it ran off. Didn't even get more than one glass deep. Holy shit.
Sean “Window Whisper (58:43.53)
There's a microphone right here. What the hell happened?
Joshua “Frost Creep” (58:46.242)
I mean, where'd you go?
Sean “Window Whisper (58:50.904)
Well, I went to go to the restroom for a second after I opened the door and saw this big old flash of light and all of sudden there was a microphone on this seat and the smell of what I can only describe as like Korean food? I don't know. It was kind of weird. What happened?
Joshua “Frost Creep” (59:06.212)
I kind of feel like I feel like we messed a little bit too much with the the forbidden the Messing with the forbidden practices there. I think we summoned big Frank back So if you didn't pass them in the halls, that's who hung out for a little bit right there
Sean “Window Whisper (59:16.778)
No wonder this smells like cigarettes and whiskey. I'm not even drinking whiskey. Damn, is he okay? Is he doing good? How's that man doing?
Joshua “Frost Creep” (59:29.74)
I mean, he's okay. And he actually gave me his unsanctioned bottle of wine, too. So, yeah.
Sean “Window Whisper (59:33.366)
Whoa! Hey, you're drinking wine alongside me. Cheers buddy, appreciate that. That's awesome.
Joshua “Frost Creep” (59:38.585)
Yeah, go 19 crimes and big Frank man. I like who he shows up once a year though
Sean “Window Whisper (59:45.218)
Yeah, I mean you did summon him, so that's kind of his gist. I mean if everything went well, maybe he'll come back next year and say hi. But from the looks of it, looks like he was gone pretty quickly, because I wasn't gone that long.
Joshua “Frost Creep” (59:58.245)
It was he actually tried to get some souls out of me. Yeah, I had to he was like like 350 souls or something. I don't know I Don't know something like that. I tried to the dude up, but he said he didn't take Venmo
Sean “Window Whisper (01:00:01.897)
shit.
350? 350?
Sean “Window Whisper (01:00:12.526)
that kinda sucks. Was he being threatened or something? What the fuck?
Joshua “Frost Creep” (01:00:14.788)
Yeah, I think he he may have summoned and I don't know I don't know if it's it was a the brother or the sister of this little guy here, but It might have been a floating laboo. This is the coke one. I don't know. I don't if they're related or not, but yeah
Sean “Window Whisper (01:00:23.758)
There was a Labooboo? What?
Sean “Window Whisper (01:00:29.682)
huh. Weird. Weird, man. I mean, anything goes in Halloween time, you know? Spooky Halloween time. Crazy. Buddy, let's move on to the last topic, I guess. What do you got for surviving Freddy's finger?
Joshua “Frost Creep” (01:00:38.626)
Well, thank you, Frank.
Joshua “Frost Creep” (01:00:43.138)
All right. Surviving Freddy's. We didn't get to this one last week on episode 108. And why not end this Halloween episode with a little bit of survival techniques on Halloween? Sean, we may have went over this last year, but if we, I, we now have some new listeners, some new subscribers.
Sean “Window Whisper (01:00:53.474)
Hmm
Joshua “Frost Creep” (01:01:02.884)
And I think you need to maybe let them know some of your survival techniques. Like what are some of the things that you have out there? You know what I'm saying? Like, like how are you going to survive Halloween this year?
Sean “Window Whisper (01:01:10.702)
Hmm.
Sean “Window Whisper (01:01:15.458)
Yeah, I'll you.
Well, last year, I think I talked about carrying a flashlight on like with you at all times. Maybe that was you. So, yeah, definitely flashlights a must, you know, never go alone. Always go in at least a group of two, you know, and I would probably say. Don't trick or treat in a graveyard if that ever comes up like don't ever do that, you know, that's disrespectful and always always go.
Joshua “Frost Creep” (01:01:23.086)
Check, flashlight, okay.
Joshua “Frost Creep” (01:01:29.636)
Check
Joshua “Frost Creep” (01:01:42.819)
Okay, I don't kind of fine. I don't know what kind of candy you'd find in a graveyard, okay, okay check
Sean “Window Whisper (01:01:47.725)
You never know. Maybe those like those those squishy like skull candies like the the graveyard bones or whatever they're freaking called, you know, maybe that's what you would find. Yeah, you, hey, you never know. You never know. But I would also say like trick or treating neighborhoods that you know, you know, like don't go out into like weird like, I don't know, crazy neighborhoods, I guess. that's what I think.
Joshua “Frost Creep” (01:01:54.861)
Okay, I mean maybe somebody throw some pigeon food out there. It's not for nuts for human consumption. Got it
Joshua “Frost Creep” (01:02:07.204)
Okay.
Joshua “Frost Creep” (01:02:13.41)
Okay, what else what else what what other survival? I mean, I know you haven't trick-or-treating in while Is that is that the end of your list? Is that how you're surviving out there?
Sean “Window Whisper (01:02:17.102)
I mean, it's been I mean last week is like I just trick-or-treat the last week So, you know, I'm always trick-or-treating and I'm always knocking on doors and asking for candy Yeah, I get weird looks but you know, it's always worth it. It's always worth it I'll also bring I'd probably say bring a big old sack, you know pillowcase maybe maybe two pillowcases if you're if you're really like trying to hit the hit the trick-or-treating night, you know, so
Joshua “Frost Creep” (01:02:32.676)
I'll you back.
Joshua “Frost Creep” (01:02:44.036)
Mm.
Sean “Window Whisper (01:02:44.814)
That'd probably be up there in my survival tips too. Yeah, trick-or-treating. It's a big old sack. I really can't think of anything else. I mean, the flashlight's the most important part, you know? Like, cause then can't see shit. I don't know, what about you? What are you bringing?
Joshua “Frost Creep” (01:02:58.244)
No, mean, okay. All right. right. So I'm a big fan of dressing for the occasion, right? So if it's Halloween night and you need to survive, why not fucking wear a costume that can help your survival? So if you're a baseball player, bring a real bat. If you're a ninja, if you're a ninja bust out some, maybe some nunchucks, you know,
Sean “Window Whisper (01:03:06.766)
you
Sean “Window Whisper (01:03:17.902)
okay. Weapons to match, okay.
Sean “Window Whisper (01:03:25.163)
Okay.
Joshua “Frost Creep” (01:03:26.242)
Maybe maybe some shoes that just like kick out some knives or some shit you like like, you know Or if you're a lumberjack, why not carry around a live chainsaw? Fuck it. You know what I'm saying? Just Chop some shit up. Why not? So I'm for practical if you're gonna survive Halloween night You might as well dress in a costume that could save your life
Sean “Window Whisper (01:03:47.758)
Hmm.
What if you dress as a slutty nurse? Well, what are you bringing?
Joshua “Frost Creep” (01:03:52.471)
I mean, there, mean, you know, you could put a sign on you that said just got STDs, you know, that might help. could, could deter some, some, some predators. I don't know unless they already got one and then your fuck is in there. Just then that's an invite. but yeah, I mean, I guess you're right. You could, I didn't think of it that way. If you, if you dress a certain costume, you might bring on.
Sean “Window Whisper (01:03:59.939)
that might help.
Could deter.
Sean “Window Whisper (01:04:08.654)
Yeah, then you're screwed. Yeah, yeah
Sean “Window Whisper (01:04:19.758)
Yeah, then people are, you know. Yeah.
Joshua “Frost Creep” (01:04:22.584)
Something but I think I think you know, why not make a practical usage out of the Halloween costume you have fuck it make that your survival
Sean “Window Whisper (01:04:30.316)
Yeah. Good boy. Huh. Alright. I feel that. I mean, yeah. I would agree with you. I mean, I guess it depends on the costume, but for sure, like if you're gonna be dressing up as something, you know, bring an accompanying weapon, you know? Help you survive that night. Because you never know what spooky things lurk in the middle of the night. Isn't that right, buddy?
Joshua “Frost Creep” (01:04:52.014)
Yeah, I don't know what a ghost would bring though. Because don't most ghosts not show up with anything. They're just like a sheet. You know? What was that? Plasm? ectoplasm? Can you use that as a weapon? Is ectoplasm weapon?
Sean “Window Whisper (01:04:58.597)
Ectoplasm. I bring ectoplasm. Ectoplasm, baby. Ectoplasm. That's what it goes to bring. Probably. You could probably use it as like glue or like a slippery trap. Yeah, they can't grab you yet. You just slide through. Yeah, there you go.
Joshua “Frost Creep” (01:05:10.244)
So they can't grab you you're so slight so you're so slimy they can't even grab you
I mean I guess that's it. You know what like that is a good technique if you just if you're just like the blob You know, or like you just go as a bag of jello. So let me choose to grab you and you just squish They can you know the bigger the hands the harder is to grab I Come out with me with chopsticks. You have a better chance. You know i'm saying
Sean “Window Whisper (01:05:22.766)
Yeah? Yeah!
Sean “Window Whisper (01:05:30.702)
That's what I'm saying. That's what I'm saying, buddy.
Yeah.
Sean “Window Whisper (01:05:42.415)
Alright buddy, let's let's freaking end this episode this beautiful Halloween spectacular. I hope people have had fun and if you haven't had fun, hey we'll do better next week when it's not Halloween and you guys can all be, yeah it's not Halloween it's Christmas now. Get out of here. Halloween's the best time of the year. So just saying.
Joshua “Frost Creep” (01:05:45.412)
Alright, let's get out of here.
Joshua “Frost Creep” (01:05:58.383)
Yeah. I mean, some people aren't into Halloween. We've got to face it, Not every, but not, this isn't everybody's Super Bowl,
Sean “Window Whisper (01:06:03.277)
I know.
Well, for me it is. And just like the chat with this section, buddy, let's fucking start to get out of here. Let's show off some fun finds. Let's show off some lucky numbers. We're going to end a few things this Halloween night. We are ending the Funkos that I have been doing for the past 13 weeks. And buddy, I'll let you go ahead and go because this was kind of weird what I got here next to me in this area.
Joshua “Frost Creep” (01:06:12.164)
Yeah
Joshua “Frost Creep” (01:06:23.768)
Jesus.
Joshua “Frost Creep” (01:06:30.038)
Okay, all right. Well, I'm gonna do a sorry for the delay first and we have never shown off a sorry for the delay edible Edible something you can put in your mouth and I think Sean Is one of the people that will probably really appreciate this so my mom recently went to Disneyland and And she she she just got back and what she brought me back was again a sorry for the lay first
Sean “Window Whisper (01:06:37.719)
Hmm? Hmm?
Sean “Window Whisper (01:06:47.855)
okay. I'm
Joshua “Frost Creep” (01:07:00.552)
We got a nice little...
Sean “Window Whisper (01:07:02.287)
that's beautiful. I'm sorry, buddy. What is that? Go ahead and describe it.
Joshua “Frost Creep” (01:07:04.076)
cookie I got a little cookie did this is a Mickey Mouse haunted cookie spiderweb cookie so you got to slide over to YouTube R star for late dot live to check this out but this is a Mickey Mouse haunted cookie with a little book
Sean “Window Whisper (01:07:21.561)
I think it's Minnie Mouse buddy, because it does have the little bow. So not to not to correct you or anything, you fucking nerd. But yeah, he's taking a big old bite. Also, that cookie was the size of your fucking head, by the way. Like it's fucking huge. No, that's awesome.
Joshua “Frost Creep” (01:07:24.632)
Fuck it dude, mean what-
Joshua “Frost Creep” (01:07:33.561)
That's big. It's a big as it's a big cookie. So that is the first we've never done an edible on this podcast. So I'm hitting you with an edible first of all. And then to follow that up another sorry for the late maybe first. It's not one of our wearables, but it is a wearable and a Funko find. It's right here. This is the corpses bride t-shirt and Funko double pack right here. So you get a t-shirt.
Sean “Window Whisper (01:07:49.717)
Okay.
Sean “Window Whisper (01:07:54.381)
Mmm. Ooh.
Sean “Window Whisper (01:08:00.4)
That's nice.
Joshua “Frost Creep” (01:08:02.974)
and you get a Funko all in one.
Sean “Window Whisper (01:08:05.751)
That's beautiful. That Funko 2 is the black light Funko, which is freaking awesome. I love those Funkos. It's beautiful, man.
Joshua “Frost Creep” (01:08:11.78)
Yeah, buddy, I wish I could tear the box, but I don't know if I'm going to take it out of this whole package, but there you go. So we got edibles, we got wearables and we got fun finds all in the end of a Halloween episode, Sean. And that.
Sean “Window Whisper (01:08:16.431)
Hmm. Very cool.
Sean “Window Whisper (01:08:24.547)
God damn it. It always makes me so sad when we get to these points of the episode. Like I know that the episode's over and I know that the Halloween season is over. it's a bummer. That's a freaking bummer. But let me show the people what I got, buddy. We're still, this is the last week of the doors. We're doing 12 and 13, which is kind of fun because number 13 Joshua had two.
mini Funko's inside of there. but we'll do number 12 first and then I'll show something else off that I got here. but Joshua, I'm not even gonna let you guess cause I gotta go through three of these. So here you go. This is number 12, for the Funko's and here you go. That looks like, that is Megan, like the cut up edition of her. Like she's all slid open and shit. It's crazy. And she's kind of bald on the top too.
Joshua “Frost Creep” (01:09:17.388)
Yeah, yeah something's going on there. I'm just gonna eat my cookie while you show these off
Sean “Window Whisper (01:09:21.935)
He's not even gonna describe it either. He's just gonna chew down and like not describe it But the other thing I got buddy I have two other things well I have technically four if you want to include the other Funkos, but I also got this a little while ago This is another bitty pop. This is Dracula in his castle. Look at that. It's another one of those Decorative bitty pop ones and these are fucking cool. You basically just put them inside his little house
Dracula I Got that right. I got that. I also buddy actually man I'll open another let me open another little a little mini Funko here. I have so many things. I have so many things. All right Here's another one from the doors. Oh, here you go, buddy. Here you go. You've been calling for her a lot recently That is the bride of Frankenstein right there my dude Look at her beautiful beautiful and you know
Joshua “Frost Creep” (01:10:00.707)
I was like, yeah, you got doors. You gotta finish these off, man. Come on.
Sean “Window Whisper (01:10:19.375)
I dropped the other one on the floor. So I'll grab that room right now, but buddy let me show you this Beautiful thing my dude because it's Halloween and it's it is my super. It's like my birthday and my Christmas all combined Joshua This is this is what else I got here. This is beetle juice and this is I believe Hades Castle Hades something but you can see that in there Yeah, it's like Hades bar or something like that, but it's pretty cool Dante's inferno room
Joshua “Frost Creep” (01:10:24.9)
That's fine.
Joshua “Frost Creep” (01:10:30.884)
I gonna say there's so many gifts happening right now. Yeah
Sean “Window Whisper (01:10:49.327)
That's what it was. I apologize everybody. I don't remember what the name was, but just let me grab my.
Joshua “Frost Creep” (01:10:51.94)
Hades is never like Hades that's all another genre right there. That's not even
Sean “Window Whisper (01:10:56.793)
From hell? Yeah.
Sean “Window Whisper (01:11:01.763)
Hang on, it went like under my seat. Give me a
Joshua “Frost Creep” (01:11:05.005)
Yeah.
Sean “Window Whisper (01:11:09.455)
I got it everybody. I got it. I got last one buddy. You want to take a guess? This is the last one that I have who do think we got?
Joshua “Frost Creep” (01:11:17.828)
I even want to guess, I just want to see it.
Sean “Window Whisper (01:11:21.049)
She said, here it is, buddy. This is the last one. It is the boy himself. Mr. Frankenstein or big Frank. for those of you who watched the episode all the way through, there you go. Kind of seems fitting. Kind of seems fitting to end, end the episode with big Frank and a Frankenstein wine. So let's do some fortunes, my dude, for this Halloween night. And then I'll give some people some lucky numbers and then we'll
Joshua “Frost Creep” (01:11:22.349)
Cheers.
Joshua “Frost Creep” (01:11:28.706)
Frank Onstein.
Joshua “Frost Creep” (01:11:33.06)
Cheers.
Sean “Window Whisper (01:11:50.585)
Go to bed.
Joshua “Frost Creep” (01:11:51.51)
has some fortunes okay alright gosh fuck let's hit it with a fortune
Sean “Window Whisper (01:11:54.106)
Can you show me, can you show me the rubber cracking, please? I want, I want to see it bend like Beckham.
Joshua “Frost Creep” (01:12:00.757)
Okay, we'll do it. We'll do that. Okay. All right Thank you for all the new subscribers and this is your first time watching this These are the misfortune cookies got these on Amazon I think they've been sitting in the warehouse way too long because Sean said these are rubber cookies and They legitimately you can tell they have used some artificial something in these things because these things bend like rubber tires
So let me get into this thing. I fucked it. Alright, let's open this up. Alright, so Sean wanted to see the bend and if you're on YouTube, you will see the bend too or you hear the crack. Let's see.
Sean “Window Whisper (01:12:33.647)
Get in there, you little bad...
Joshua “Frost Creep” (01:12:48.524)
I mean, I mean there was there was some kind of crack and if you're just listening that was probably boring as shit, but yeah, these are some silly cookies we do at the very end of this some fortunes and Hopefully enjoy this man because we've been doing these little cookies over a long time I don't know if we're gonna continue doing these cookies, but I don't know figured out Alright everybody here is your miss fortune cookie for episode 109 this Halloween pre Halloween Fortune here you go. You're not getting older
Sean “Window Whisper (01:12:49.839)
That is a bed.
Yeah.
Sean “Window Whisper (01:13:06.713)
find out.
Joshua “Frost Creep” (01:13:18.582)
You're getting bitter.
Sean “Window Whisper (01:13:21.613)
You know what? That can be kind of fitting for people not heading out candy, you know? Like if you're not heading out candy and you're in an area that hands out candy, you're just bitter. You're just a bitter old fart. You know, hand out some candy. God damn it. Joshua, here are your seven lucky numbers for the Halloween week. They are as followed. Three, five, 13, 17, 20, 33 and 46. Once again, your seven lucky numbers for the Halloween week are three.
five, 13, 17, 20, 33, and 46, my dude. Joshua, we have done it. It is the end of Halloween, officially. As soon as you finish this podcast, it's over. Halloween's over. No matter when you listen to it. We thank you for watching and thank you for listening. We do appreciate that. But buddy, go ahead and give them your Halloween monologue. Oh, actually, I completely forgot, my dude. I almost forgot. I almost forgot. We got to do the weekly challenge before we leave, buddy.
Joshua “Frost Creep” (01:14:05.303)
at times.
Joshua “Frost Creep” (01:14:15.607)
What's up, man? What's up?
Sean “Window Whisper (01:14:20.558)
What is the?
Joshua “Frost Creep” (01:14:20.797)
the weekly challenge. god damn it.
Sean “Window Whisper (01:14:23.971)
The weekly challenge. Do we have to put it in? Do we have to cut it in again with Mia? All right. You want to describe it to me? Yeah.
Joshua “Frost Creep” (01:14:27.332)
Yeah, we're going to have cut this one in. Yeah, so right over there, Mia. Mia, I actually went hard and we should have done this before Halloween was over. I painted a pumpkin, everybody. And if you like the way I painted this pumpkin, please give us a thumbs up, like, subscribe, tell a friend, because I tried really hard in this pumpkin. And right now it's sitting on my table rotting and it's half the size as it was when I first painted it. So check it out.
Sean “Window Whisper (01:14:38.851)
Mmm!
Sean “Window Whisper (01:14:55.343)
You
Joshua “Frost Creep” (01:14:56.692)
And let me know if I did really good or really bad. There you go. That is my weekly challenge hot pumpkin painting.
Sean “Window Whisper (01:14:59.897)
That's awesome, buddy.
Sean “Window Whisper (01:15:05.935)
Nice. And then here's my weekly challenge. Uh, Joshua challenged me to do a cat poem every week. So here is the one I wrote specifically for Halloween. Joshua, black cats on Halloween make people shiver like cold wind breeze. Black cats make me happy. Yeah. That was my, it's my Halloween. Halloween haiku for the, for the week buddy. And now we can officially end this episode.
Joshua “Frost Creep” (01:15:25.26)
Meow. Meow. Meow meow.
Sean “Window Whisper (01:15:35.149)
with a monologue from Joshua on the spookiest night of the year, dude. Let the people know what you got going on.
Joshua “Frost Creep” (01:15:43.301)
I you know, I don't have a lot to say I just want everybody to be safe on this Halloween I want everybody to to come home the same way they left and Just fucking enjoy loved ones. Enjoy your family. I can't say enough. Thank you. Thank you mom for bringing home this lovely It's half-eaten. Sorry. It's not It doesn't really go back together
Like I say, we're just listening. It doesn't make no sense. But I'm thank you for the cookie mom and again, happy Halloween everybody. We'll see you next year We'll see you next week actually fucking Same fucking thing Yeah Hey Thanksgiving is coming and real quick if anybody's got any badass recipes for turkey we're going to maybe have a turkey challenge and Submit some recipes. I'd be down to try somebody's recipe because I can't
Sean “Window Whisper (01:16:16.999)
We'll see you next year everybody. We're taking the whole month of November off. Bye
Sean “Window Whisper (01:16:27.535)
Hmm.
Sean “Window Whisper (01:16:31.129)
Ooh.
Joshua “Frost Creep” (01:16:36.078)
Fucking cook so there you go everybody. Thank you for listening. Thank you for watching check out the website buy some merch We love all you guys. Thank you to the new subscribers. We'll see you next week on one episode 110. Yeah
Sean “Window Whisper (01:16:47.215)
10. All right, buddy. With that being said, again, thank you, everybody. Thank you for watching. Thank you for listening. Happy Halloween. I'm so fucking sad right now. You have no idea, but I'm to give Joshua two of these beautiful dad jokes because they're Halloween themed and I don't want to save them for next year. So, Joshua, I'm giving you two. So this is the first one. Actually, I'll let you take a guess. Zombie or pumpkin? What do you want first? Zombie first. All right. Perfect. How did
Joshua “Frost Creep” (01:17:10.574)
Okay, we're a zombie. Zombie.
Sean “Window Whisper (01:17:16.643)
the zombie bodybuilder hurt himself.
Joshua “Frost Creep” (01:17:20.334)
Don't know.
Sean “Window Whisper (01:17:21.721)
He was dead lifting. All right, buddy. Last one. This is the last one for Halloween. Ladies and gentlemen, it's been fun. I hope you had fun. Can't wait to do it again next year. Stick around for us in November and then some new merch in December. Joshua, how do you fix a broken pumpkin?
Joshua “Frost Creep” (01:17:28.004)
See you
Joshua “Frost Creep” (01:17:42.622)
I don't know. How do you fix a broken pumpkin?
Sean “Window Whisper (01:17:45.945)
with a pumpkin patch. Ladies and gentlemen, we will see you in November. Deuces.
