Sorry For The Delay | EP.108 | Nightmare Trivia, Worst Ep Sequel & Scented
Chapters
00:00 Introductions, Technical Troubles & Late-Night Chats
02:16 What's In Our Cups "Alvarado Street Brewery - Nightmare On Alvarado Street 'Pumpkin Porter' , Storyteller 'Got Away' Cabernet Sauvignon"
05:38 The Maple Street Saga: Chapter 11: The Night Muffins Spoke
11:36 Chat With Us Topics
13:50 Trivia Time: Nightmare Edition
25:10 Pumpkin Pet Peeves: Halloween Frustrations
31:50 Candy Etiquette & Halloween Traditions
37:52 A.I. Song of The Week "Memory Loop (The Spiral Song)"
42:24 Buy Our Merch SorryForTheDelay.live/MERCH
44:48 Hollow-If's: Part 6 It's Never Gonna Die!
45:25 1 Human Sized Annabelle Doll Or 100 Frog Size Lepurcons
45:25 1 Human Sized Annabelle Doll Or 100 Frog Size Lepurcons
47:19 The Role Of The Grim Reaper
48:57 Halloween Confessions
53:14 Funko Finds & Collectibles
55:00 Game Play Announcement!
57:07 Scented Funkos: Expectations: Not Met
01:00:45 100 Days Challenge: Poem & Picture Week 4
01:02:32 Lucky Numbers & Fortune
01:05:17 Closing Thoughts: Be Safe Out There
Sound Bites
"It's midnight for Joshua and I, and we've had a lot of troubleshooting." - Sean: Reflecting on their late-night recording session.
"We've been sitting here so long, our balls are slipping, our fingers, like everything." - Joshua: Joking about the long recording session.
"If any of you are really good at technical shit, we will gladly hire you." - Joshua: Humorously seeking help for technical issues.
"Nightmare on Alvarado Street, a pumpkin Porter brew with cinnamon." - Joshua: Describing his drink choice.
"I want to know if it tastes like cinnamon-o-min-in." - Sean: Teasing Joshua about his drink.
"Let's just go ahead and get that out of the way if you're okay with that, buddy." - Sean: Introducing the Maple Street saga.
"I hate trivia so much, so much." - Sean: Expressing his dislike for trivia games.
"Surviving Freddy's finger, okay." - Sean: Reacting to a spooky topic.
"Turnip on these nuts baby." - Sean: Making a joke about Halloween traditions.
"Sleep paralysis? Is that what that is?" - Sean: Discussing spooky sleep disorders.
"I will never again have sleep paralysis because I sleep with the mask on now." - Sean: Talking about overcoming sleep issues.
"Can you just die?" - Sean: Jokingly responding to Joshua's suggestion.
"I'm down with kicking the shit out of a bunch of leprechauns." - Joshua: Choosing between fighting Annabelle or leprechauns.
"Sometimes death is only a new beginning." - Joshua: Philosophizing about the Grim Reaper.
"I am totally okay with grossing my mom out." - Joshua: Discussing a hypothetical scenario.
"Pumpkins are glowing. Cats wait by the candles warm flame." - Sean: Reciting a Halloween haiku.
"Why is a haunted house party so cheap? It's because ghosts bring all the boos." - Sean: Sharing a Halloween joke.
"It's a warm Cinnabon. How about that?" - Joshua: Describing his drink.
"Let's land it. Let's get out of here. Let's go home." - Joshua: Wrapping up the episode.
"I love your mom." - Sean: Expressing affection for Joshua's mom.
"Chilli beans look like they fit." - Sean: Making a humorous comment.
"I saw the way you looked at those cucumbers." - Joshua: Joking about grocery shopping.
"It's a broken camera. Part two." - Sean: Commenting on technical difficulties.
"I would hang that in my house and if it burned, I would keep it." - Sean: Complimenting Joshua's photo.
"Ghosts bring all the boos." - Sean: Ending with a classic Halloween pun.
Transcript
[BONUS]
Joshua “Nightfall King” (00:27.356)
I mean, we've been sitting here so long, our balls are slipping, our fingers, like everything.
Sean “Cobweb Kid” (00:34.946)
Listen, this is for everybody on the website that is reading this. Hey, it's been a long night. It's midnight for Joshua and I, and we've, we've had a lot of troubleshooting. So if you're reading this on the website, we appreciate you. and we do this because, because.
Joshua “Nightfall King” (00:52.849)
An understatement is no no to say it's a fucking understatement dude. What we've been going through man. We started this at 830 and you said it's midnight dude.
Sean “Cobweb Kid” (01:01.902)
We had an 8.30 time frame, a time of 8.30 to start recording and it's midnight.
[EPISODE START]
Sean “Cobweb Kid” (01:01.902)
Hello and welcome to another episode of Sorry For The Delay. We are your hosts. My name is Sean. This is Joshua. And this is episode 108. Buddy, like I do most weeks, how are you doing today?
Joshua “Nightfall King” (01:37.02)
Today tonight Sean, I I don't know how transparent and honest I should be before we dive deep into this episode But I don't want to go too deep But if any of you are that are listening are really good at like technical shit like setting up cameras potentially and navigating windows 10 11 12 all the shit that they need to come out was still like we will gladly hire you we can't pay you but
Sean “Cobweb Kid” (01:46.454)
Weld it.
Sean “Cobweb Kid” (01:56.91)
We'll take you!
Sean “Cobweb Kid” (02:03.406)
you
Yep, obviously. Enter. Unpaid.
Joshua “Nightfall King” (02:08.165)
but we will feed you with food, drinks, potentially women or animal, whatever you're into, we will find some kind of currency to help you out with. But Sean, ultimately I'm doing okay.
Sean “Cobweb Kid” (02:19.499)
animal.
Joshua “Nightfall King” (02:24.443)
And like I always do like you do this. just want to thank the listeners think that those are the audience and for joining us here on episode 108 because it's it's gonna be good one I think despite it being like 12 at night for us and we're just like tired and broken at this point literally
Sean “Cobweb Kid” (02:35.244)
edit yeah it's come just come to the website read what happened we talked about it before we started recording you can read that on the website sorry for the light alive and you'll get the idea that's why Joshua kind of looks like a roblox character and I'm crystal clear as always so you'll understand why after that but if you're just listening hey thank you for listening you don't even notice the difference cool beans
Buddy, like we do every week though, what is in your cup? I know, I know, what is melted in your cup, my dude?
Joshua “Nightfall King” (03:13.691)
I mean, it's not quite melted because maybe I just had the foresight to understand this is going to take forever to start. Uh, so I didn't make a drink, but what I did go out and buy, I went out and bought one of these guys right here. Kind of hard to describe, but this is a pack of nightmare on Alvarado street. Everybody.
Sean “Cobweb Kid” (03:33.944)
Nightmare on the Alvarado Street. that by Alvarado Brewing? Nice.
Joshua “Nightfall King” (03:35.61)
This is, yeah, it's by Alvarado brewing and it's a pumpkin Porter brew with, cinnamon. Yeah. Yeah. Pumpkin Porter brewed with seminin and seminin. Yeah. I said that right. Yeah. That's what I fucking said. Yeah. Yeah. Four minutes in. That's the, that's the kind of vocabulary you're going to get after what we've been through everybody. but yeah, man, it's,
Sean “Cobweb Kid” (03:43.95)
What the fuck?
Sean “Cobweb Kid” (03:49.262)
Nailed it.
Sean “Cobweb Kid” (04:01.202)
my god.
Joshua “Nightfall King” (04:03.119)
Basically, it's a four pack. This shit was really it was like thirty-something dollars dude, like it was really expensive for four beers Yeah, yeah, but so and I feel like I'm not even gonna do it justice because this shit's almost room temperature by now because again, I don't need to play that broken record, but I'm gonna go for it. I'm gonna drink this bad boy and
Sean “Cobweb Kid” (04:07.746)
Ooh, shit. For four of them?
Sean “Cobweb Kid” (04:18.413)
Yeah.
Sean “Cobweb Kid” (04:23.182)
Yeah, buddy. Fucking chug it. You need it. I want to know if it tastes like cinnamon-o-min-in.
Joshua “Nightfall King” (04:33.575)
my goodness. I kind of feel like if I would have drank this when it was completely cold, it would be so much better. so I can't knock it because of the fact that's been sitting in room for so long, but that's actually really good. And I got this at the, our local, I won't call it a gas station because they also serve food. It's called ranch milk. So they got a bunch of like, cool shit there. So shout out to ranch milk.
Sean “Cobweb Kid” (04:42.094)
But what?
Sean “Cobweb Kid” (04:56.982)
Okay. Shout out Ranch Milk.
Joshua “Nightfall King” (05:00.771)
They got this right here. So if you're curious and wants a seasonal beer, there you go, man. Nightmare on Alvarado street. Go out and get it. It's pretty good. Even when it's warm, I guess I could say. but yeah, Sean, that's what I'm sipping on over here. I don't know what you got over there. I hopefully you didn't make a drink cause that shit's probably yeah.
Sean “Cobweb Kid” (05:14.414)
It's funny.
Sean “Cobweb Kid” (05:18.078)
man, that would have sucked if I did make a drink buddy, but I did not thank God. it actually kind of benefited me in a weird way. buddy, I'm drinking some storytellers. got a Cabernet here. this one is called got away. You know, I feel like we're a couple of storytellers on this podcast and, I wanted a little bit of a, a little bit of a diverging, entity of what I usually drink. So I got that in my little, sorry for the lake up here. delicious Cabernet.
Joshua “Nightfall King” (05:29.903)
No nice.
Sean “Cobweb Kid” (05:48.387)
Hmm tastes like grapes. It's delicious But buddy with that being said because we are storytellers I just want to cut right into the Maple Street saga this week. This is chapter 11 Joshua One more chapter buddy and it's over and I don't have to do this ever again in my entire life for as long as I live So let's just go ahead and get that out of the way if you're okay with that, buddy
Joshua “Nightfall King” (05:52.589)
It's like grapes. Yeah.
Joshua “Nightfall King” (06:16.624)
Yeah, go for it. Let's get this story going.
Sean “Cobweb Kid” (06:20.034)
Let's get a story going. Here you guys, here you, here you guys go everybody. Chapter 11, Maple Street. Here it is.
Sean “Cobweb Kid” (10:15.992)
There you go, buddy. Maple Street, Chapter 11. It's coming to a close, my dude. And I can't be more excited for the ending of this goddamn story, mainly because it's taken me so long to get everybody to this point that I'm excited about. And that's the end. So hopefully everybody enjoys it. And, buddy, how'd you feel about this week's episode? know that we still need to do a little watch along together so that you can get it from point A to point B. but.
Joshua “Nightfall King” (10:16.964)
Nice.
Joshua “Nightfall King” (10:42.489)
Yeah, we do.
Sean “Cobweb Kid” (10:45.72)
How'd you feel just going into this without remembering, I guess, last week's episode.
Joshua “Nightfall King” (10:49.499)
Did you imagine this going as long as it has like when you first wrote like
Sean “Cobweb Kid” (10:55.614)
No, not at all, buddy. No, I thought, I thought in my mind, I was like, I'm just going to do a one-off story. It'll be cool. Like that'd be fun. And then I was like, what if I did a whole thing up until Halloween? And then I thought, as I'm going through this in like week seven, I was like, maybe I shouldn't have done this. So yeah, no.
Joshua “Nightfall King” (11:15.279)
Yeah, well, because last year I did my story and I think it was only three parts and you went you went all you went all in on this and I think
Sean “Cobweb Kid” (11:19.394)
Yeah, three parts. Yeah, I went through the whole month of like through the whole season of fall. It's what I did.
Joshua “Nightfall King” (11:27.023)
Yeah, and I think because you've mentioned it on previous episodes, there's going to be a bigger picture. There's going to be a longer journey that's going to come out with this story here.
Sean “Cobweb Kid” (11:36.098)
There is there is I'll announce that stuff next week for the last episode But yeah, there's gonna be a longer journey and I might need some help with that So we'll probably crowd source that but yeah, did you enjoy it buddy? I asked you a question. didn't even answer. Did you enjoy it?
Joshua “Nightfall King” (11:40.675)
Okay, perfect. Teaser.
Joshua “Nightfall King” (11:51.901)
I did I did enjoy it. I don't know how it's gonna end. I'm gonna be honest with you Like I said, I'm always very visual so I can't wait to hear the end of this thing and then go back and do a full rewatch with you because I kind of feel like every time we get into these stories it's like you're putting just the tip in and I'm the type of person that needs more than just the tip So I can't wait to get the whole thing just saying
But yeah, forward to the whole thing.
Sean “Cobweb Kid” (12:21.294)
Alright buddy. Thank you, I appreciate that. Let's go ahead and move on. Let's fucking... Let's talk about some stuff buddy. Let's talk about some chat with this topics. I know that you got some. I have one. I'm sure everybody can guess what that is. But yeah, what do we got this week dude?
Joshua “Nightfall King” (12:35.814)
We do, we do.
Joshua “Nightfall King” (12:39.804)
I mean maybe maybe yeah, maybe they can maybe they they maybe they do maybe they don't So this week, you know the clock is winding down to to It I know it's actually it's it's not popping up and this is a problem So what we got going on is obviously some technical difficulties And if you're just listening, you don't even know what I'm talking about, but we got a little section. It's called chat with us
Sean “Cobweb Kid” (12:55.21)
no.
Sean “Cobweb Kid” (13:05.57)
you don't even know what's going on. That's okay.
Joshua “Nightfall King” (13:09.416)
And, normally it's the pop on the screen and right now this is not popping up. So I'm going to go ahead and just ramble this thing off. All right. So the first topic that we got going on to kind of get into the meat and potatoes of things is we have something called trivia or nightmare trivia, actually nightmare trivia. So Sean, get ready for some nightmare trivia, because I know you love trivia and it's one of those things that just, you fucking love that shit. number two on the list. there you go.
Sean “Cobweb Kid” (13:15.575)
Let's get it.
Sean “Cobweb Kid” (13:27.723)
Okay.
Okay, I hate trivia so much, so much.
Joshua “Nightfall King” (13:39.185)
Number two on the list is pumpkin pet peeves. John, we got some pumpkin pet peeves. All right. Okay. We'll get into that. And, the next one on the list is surviving Freddy's finger. You know, it's a little, it's, it's a little suggestive. I know, I know, I know, but we'll, we'll get, we'll get there. And Sean's and Sean's topic is
Sean “Cobweb Kid” (13:45.518)
Okay? Interesting.
Sean “Cobweb Kid” (13:56.206)
Vibing Freddy's finger, okay.
Uh-huh, a little bit, just a little bit. His fingers are very sharp.
Joshua “Nightfall King” (14:07.846)
How low ifs part... What part are we on Sean? 06.
Sean “Cobweb Kid” (14:10.698)
Six buddy. We're on part six. Yeah never wants to die
Joshua “Nightfall King” (14:15.16)
Okay, cool. Alright, well I'm glad it's all working out. Alright, so Sean, normally we are visually driven, but like I said, this shit's not working. So for this...
Sean “Cobweb Kid” (14:23.713)
Yeah. Because technical difficulties. Yeah. you know, what's kind of funny everybody before Joshua even starts this, I'm sure he had something very elaborate, something very beautiful plan for this, but because technical difficulties, he's going to have to use his voice in order to describe what is about to happen right now. So Joshua, it's midnight somewhere here on the West coast. go ahead and describe this next thing for us.
Joshua “Nightfall King” (14:34.683)
I did.
Joshua “Nightfall King” (14:43.196)
That's terrible.
Joshua “Nightfall King” (14:52.156)
So dumb. Okay. All right, Sean. So for this first topic, nightmare trivia, this one just, so we're going to go down a couple of different roads. We're going to talk about some story stuff. We're going to talk about like a basic knowledge and then we're going to dive into stuff. That's actually a real nightmare that truly exists for people. So I'm going to ask you a series of questions. It's going to be like, do you know? And we're just like, whatever. So if you're listening, uh, these might be some fun little nuggets you can use at work when you get there. Um, today,
Sean “Cobweb Kid” (15:11.159)
What the fuck? Okay.
Sean “Cobweb Kid” (15:21.431)
Yeah, get there. I hope you get there. Don't get a speeding ticket, but get there.
Joshua “Nightfall King” (15:23.93)
I know. All right. Okay, Sean. So for this is going to be some warm up questions. So for your first warm up question is what horror icon only attacks you in your dreams, Sean, for one point.
Sean “Cobweb Kid” (15:29.857)
I'm ready.
Sean “Cobweb Kid” (15:38.241)
Well, you just already said the answer. Fucking Freddy Krueger.
Joshua “Nightfall King” (15:41.189)
Okay, cool. All right. Again, these are warm up questions. You could make it a little bit more suspenseful, man. God, you could have made it. Yeah. I mean, I kind of feel bad if somebody was actually thinking about it right now and you just threw that out there, shot your load in the first 15 seconds. Okay. All right. Number two. Again, these are just, I got a couple warm up. Let's warm it up, Sean.
Sean “Cobweb Kid” (15:44.013)
Alright, did preference that. I will give you that. Yes, sorry. Sorry, you did preference that. That's my fault. That's my fault. I was aggressive. Didn't mean it.
Sean “Cobweb Kid” (15:57.006)
They can catch it.
Joshua “Nightfall King” (16:07.726)
I want people to think that you actually know stuff about Halloween before I really come after you. So number two on this list, Sean, is what's the name of the mass killer in the Halloween movie franchise?
Sean “Cobweb Kid” (16:14.701)
Dick? huh. Yeah.
Sean “Cobweb Kid” (16:25.709)
Okay, Michael Myers.
Joshua “Nightfall King” (16:28.154)
Okay, perfect. Good job, Sean. You got another one. got another one. Moving on. Moving on. What horror movie features a video tape that kills you in seven days?
Sean “Cobweb Kid” (16:33.545)
Okay, I'm ready.
Sean “Cobweb Kid” (16:41.726)
I believe that's the ring.
Joshua “Nightfall King” (16:43.958)
that see I thought I was gonna be able to speed up to one that you might be like fuck dude what is that movie again but you got it you got it okay all right now progressively
Sean “Cobweb Kid” (16:50.797)
Okay, the ring, all right, all right, I'm good, I'm good. I'm getting nervous. I'm getting nervous, everybody. I'm gonna pee my pants.
Joshua “Nightfall King” (16:56.604)
See he actually paused for a little bit there everybody so so he's we're building up to this one all right let me get back to my place over here okay Sean what vegetable was originally used to carve jack-o-lanterns before pumpkins
Sean “Cobweb Kid” (17:00.545)
Yeah, I did have to think about that one, you're right.
Sean “Cobweb Kid” (17:15.805)
Turnips.
Joshua “Nightfall King” (17:20.39)
How the fuck did you know turnips were... what that is?
Sean “Cobweb Kid” (17:23.181)
Was that correct? Was that the correct answer Joshua? Thank you. Thank you. Turnips. Turnip on these nuts baby. I'm a connoisseur of what we call Halloween Joshua and traditional Halloween. All right. And the traditional days they would carve turnips. And if you've seen the picture of turnips, hang on Mia, go ahead and put a little picture right there.
Joshua “Nightfall King” (17:26.544)
How do you know? Okay, first of all, Sean's correct. Sean's correct. Turnips, you know, is the right answer. How'd you know turnips were the, like, how'd you know that though? Like, when'd you learn that?
Sean “Cobweb Kid” (17:51.382)
Yeah, that's traumatizing. That's fucking disturbing. That's what they used to look like. That's why they probably carved Jack Lennon's now. So but yeah, they used to carve turnips and it was fucking creepy. I just you know, it's like one of those YouTube rabbit holes, you know, like somebody I bet you anything, Joshua. Give us give us like four years. Somebody will fall into our algorithm and then they'll be watching us at like midnight. Right.
Joshua “Nightfall King” (18:01.52)
Wow, okay.
Sean “Cobweb Kid” (18:18.221)
3 o'clock in the morning rolls around they're getting this episode right now five years in the future and they're like what the hell they're talking about me I'm the guy who's up right now at 3 a.m. looking at pumpkin videos and how they got started like you know it's shit like that that's just happened to me I was just up late at night learning about Halloween shit
Joshua “Nightfall King” (18:39.898)
Okay. All right. Well, fuck dude. Good for you because I totally thought I was going to stump your ass on that one, but now I'm a little, I'm a little bummed. All right. So now moving on to they're going to progressively get harder. What I'm about to lay out there for you is yeah, it's going to get harder. this is shit that actually happens to people that is extremely nightmarish and this isn't to poke fun of anything. This is just to kind of throw some wildly crazy things that happen to people, that do exist. Nightmarish I should say.
Sean “Cobweb Kid” (18:45.206)
Yeah.
Sean “Cobweb Kid” (18:51.265)
Harder than that?
Sean “Cobweb Kid” (18:57.271)
Okay.
Sean “Cobweb Kid” (19:08.247)
Okay, sure.
Joshua “Nightfall King” (19:09.308)
Alright Sean, do you know which sleep disorder causes you to wake up unable to move often while... What the fuck is that? Hallucinating shadowy figure... figures.
Sean “Cobweb Kid” (19:22.817)
sleep paralysis? Is that what that is?
Joshua “Nightfall King” (19:25.094)
Fuck, dude, you knew that one too? God damn it.
Sean “Cobweb Kid” (19:27.713)
That was an easy one. People talk about that shit all the time. Sleep paralysis. I've had sleep paralysis, which was attributed to my sleep apnea. Like once you lose oxygen to the brain, the devils come out. So just FYI. Yeah.
Joshua “Nightfall King” (19:32.892)
the fuck did you get?
Joshua “Nightfall King” (19:43.74)
So you've had that before. That was going to be my follow up question. You've actually had, you've actually had that. Yeah.
Sean “Cobweb Kid” (19:47.851)
yeah, sleep paralysis? Yeah, it's crazy. But your mind just envisions these demons in front of you. It's odd.
Joshua “Nightfall King” (19:54.075)
Next time you have sleep paralysis, can you write that down for us? Cause I want to hear this your next. No, I'm not again. I'm not wishing that on you, but
Sean “Cobweb Kid” (19:59.588)
I will never again have sleep paralysis Joshua because I sleep with the mask on now. You know that so Yeah, my brain is healthy
Joshua “Nightfall King” (20:06.716)
Well, okay, let's just, can we try you sleeping not with the mask and see what happens? I'm over here asking you not to do what the doctors order. Hey, can you just not take the pills that make you better? You know, yeah. Just all your medicine, just not take that and just, let's do a little experiment with you, Sean. Okay, cool. All right, we're not gonna do that.
Sean “Cobweb Kid” (20:11.531)
No, hell no. Hell no. Then I'll be tired for like six weeks.
Can you just die?
Hehehehehe
Joshua “Nightfall King” (20:33.894)
I love Sean too much. wouldn't really ask him to do that. Even for an experiment. wouldn't ask him. All right. we got a couple more here. Sean, this, I, if you get this one, I'm going to, I'm going to quit right now. I'm going to quit just like our technology quit on us before we even fucking started tonight. I'm just going to quit. Yeah. It's still quitting even during the recording of this. All right, Sean. So, do you know which
Sean “Cobweb Kid” (20:39.928)
still would.
Sean “Cobweb Kid” (20:47.054)
Uh-huh.
Sean “Cobweb Kid” (20:51.96)
I'm still quitting.
Joshua “Nightfall King” (20:59.344)
Rare disorder makes people act out their dreams physically, sometimes violently.
Sean “Cobweb Kid” (21:06.158)
I don't see this is where you're get me because I don't know the names of these disorders like Yeah, like I don't know this like I know what it is, but I don't know the name of what it is So like I'm just gonna say restless leg syndrome Yeah, what is it?
Joshua “Nightfall King” (21:10.673)
Okay.
Joshua “Nightfall King” (21:17.116)
Would like to just, would you like to give it a name? Restless legs, that is a thing, but that's not what this is, Sean. Yeah, that is a thing. Sometimes I think I have that, but I know I really don't. So this is actually called sleep behavior disorder.
Sean “Cobweb Kid” (21:32.59)
There you go. Yeah, see, because I wouldn't... Who's going to remember that, you know?
Joshua “Nightfall King” (21:36.412)
That's kind of wild right, but you never know if you ever end up in a trivia room or a trivia game This could be something that you might need to remember at some point. You never know Okay
Sean “Cobweb Kid” (21:45.358)
Yeah, not wrong, not wrong, but also not right.
Joshua “Nightfall King” (21:48.763)
I got one more for you and if you get this I'm going to be extremely upset. Let's throw it out there. Extremely upset. Well because then you would get this one and you'd be like doing super good which I didn't think you were going to do in this game.
Sean “Cobweb Kid” (21:54.83)
That's what you said the last two.
Sean “Cobweb Kid” (22:02.933)
Okay. I mean, I feel like I'm doing super good no matter what happens, but you're right. Sure. What do you got? What's the last one?
Joshua “Nightfall King” (22:07.612)
Alright, well let me give you the last one. What's the name of the condition where people wake up convinced they are dead or don't exist?
Sean “Cobweb Kid” (22:20.177)
I see again the names of the conditions. don't know. So we're just going to say it's a hallucinogenic synth.
Joshua “Nightfall King” (22:30.14)
Like how you were the like you yeah Coat I can't even pronounce it. It's called Co Tards cutards Delusion Yeah, so basically I mean Yeah, it's pretty wicked. I could you imagine so I started thinking about this. Could you imagine? being in a a state of mind where you wake up where you just
Sean “Cobweb Kid” (22:35.117)
I don't know, what is it?
Sean “Cobweb Kid” (22:39.437)
Mm. Mm.
Sean “Cobweb Kid” (22:45.843)
Mmm. All right. So clearly I was gonna get that.
Sean “Cobweb Kid” (22:54.349)
Yeah.
Joshua “Nightfall King” (23:00.24)
You're convinced that you're actually dead or you don't exist, but you're waking up like like you wake it So you go from dream state to being like awake like we are now Half, I mean we're kind of awake right now shit
Sean “Cobweb Kid” (23:12.215)
Kind of. We're barely awake.
Joshua “Nightfall King” (23:15.206)
Could you imagine waking up and feeling like you just don't exist or like you're you're not in a real physical that would be kind of scary, right?
Sean “Cobweb Kid” (23:24.205)
I mean, buddy, to be honest, are we, are we in a physical state? know, like we talk a lot about simulation on this podcast and maybe that's just you waking up from the matrix. know, that's you becoming Neo is realizing that you don't really exist. And this is just an illusion of
Joshua “Nightfall King” (23:33.997)
Mm-hmm. We do. We do.
Sean “Cobweb Kid” (23:50.926)
numbers, you know, so I I know. I mean, I can imagine it. can for sure imagine it. But yeah, that that disassociating with the outer being, you know, is, crazy. But I get it. I get why it happens.
Joshua “Nightfall King” (24:05.691)
Yeah, so so there you go everybody that that I mean fuck yeah, I don't know how to explain it but that's a pretty wicked nightmarish kind of thing to go through and I don't wish that kind of thing on anybody. So there you go Sean. That is my Nightmare trivia. I tried to cover all the bases from the fun that you should know Into the shit that yeah that you shouldn't know and you most of it. So I'm actually pretty surprised I got to take my hat off to you. I'm and that was actually pretty fucking good. Yeah, man hats off
Sean “Cobweb Kid” (24:23.053)
You covered you covered a lot Thank you, thank you You know, I want to know I want to know what the name of the thing is where you're dreaming that you're falling and you wake up abruptly You know, like you just fell from your bed kind of thing I want to know what that's called if anybody has that name for me just leave it in the comments I'd like to know
Joshua “Nightfall King” (24:51.677)
That'd be good. Yeah. And plus, when Halloween's not even here yet, we can work that into the next episode. If somebody knows, that'd be awesome.
Sean “Cobweb Kid” (24:55.883)
We are one week until Halloween, buddy. I am so fucking excited. got the jazz hands going. Too much wine to be honest. that's the problem. See you fed me after midnight. once the, the, the secret guys is that once you feed me after midnight with alcohol, that's all that matters. You know, everything gets weird. So that's the secret.
Joshua “Nightfall King” (25:02.299)
He does yeah, but you almost he's had too much candy or some shit or it's after midnight And we're just both going crazy because that that's a real thing,
Joshua “Nightfall King” (25:22.607)
Usually that's french fries for me. I need a little french fries after midnight. I go for that starch. You know, that little salty french fry. Yeah. All right, man. You're up for the next one. We can move on to the next one. All right, Sean. And everybody listening, thank you for sticking in there and getting through that nightmarish trivia there. Sean, the next.
Sean “Cobweb Kid” (25:26.921)
Ow, kinky. I'll shove a French right up your ass.
Yeah. Gross. I'm ready for the next one, buddy. Yeah.
Sean “Cobweb Kid” (25:43.967)
Yeah, sorry guys. This is a weird one late night pod. It gets weird. I mean we've said this I think this is the first time we've said this in since Halloween or like since October Late-night pods they get weird. Sorry just happens
Joshua “Nightfall King” (25:56.327)
They do. Yeah, they get weird. They get fun. But if you're listening to this, you know the both of us by now, you know, we just do some weird shit and fun shit and we just like to keep it things interesting. Which brings me to my next episode. Our next episode. My next topic, Sean.
Sean “Cobweb Kid” (26:09.254)
It's weird, I'm telling you. Yeah, next topic.
Joshua “Nightfall King” (26:13.288)
Fuck dude, I hate words. I really hate words man. I wish I could just like Like know how to sign language sometimes you think people would do sign language fuck signing up to they just like what the fuck did you say to me? know what I mean with their hands? It's kind of like what do you do? Would you just throw out me like what the fuck?
Sean “Cobweb Kid” (26:24.174)
Yeah, probably yeah, I can imagine yeah They throw out the blood sign, you know, the bloods and crips they just throw out gang signs accidentally just yeah
Joshua “Nightfall King” (26:33.148)
God do you imagine so can you stutter while signing? You know what I mean? Is there such a thing can you?
Sean “Cobweb Kid” (26:39.822)
Oh, you'd be signing and then you have to sneeze and then you'd like sneeze and it'd be like, I don't know, like a fuck you, you know.
Joshua “Nightfall King” (26:47.76)
I mean, it's such it is genuinely a gift to be able to use words and speech, but sometimes it's it is pretty, it's difficult. OK, let me try this again. Sean, for the next topic, not the episode because we're still on the same episode. Clearly this is called Pumpkin Pet Peeves.
Sean “Cobweb Kid” (26:53.996)
It is.
Sean “Cobweb Kid” (26:58.52)
Yes, I'm ready. Let's get it.
Sean “Cobweb Kid” (27:09.368)
Yeah.
Joshua “Nightfall King” (27:09.978)
So what I was thinking about this pumpkin pet peeves, this kind of goes along with, you know, Halloween just around the corner, like we just said a minute ago. And, I want to throw out a couple things as far as pet peeves go. And I want to know if this rates on your Halloween pumpkin pet peeve scenario. You ready? All right, Sean.
Sean “Cobweb Kid” (27:30.156)
yeah, I guess I think I'm still kind of confused, but yeah, I'm ready.
Joshua “Nightfall King” (27:35.088)
Yeah, so just basically pet peeves on Halloween night, right? Things that could be a pet peeve on Halloween night for, for... Yeah. Okay, so, so here you go. one, how about the tricker or teenage trick-or-treaters without costumes? Does that bug you?
Sean “Cobweb Kid” (27:40.958)
okay. Yeah. Gotcha.
Sean “Cobweb Kid” (27:56.45)
No, not necessarily. okay. So I'm trying to envision myself here giving out candy because last week I already said that there's nobody over here to give candy to. so I'm trying to think like if I had $300 worth of candy and I'm giving it out to people, if I had teenagers come over and want candy, no, that wouldn't upset me because now that I'm an old fart or an unk as the people that I,
Joshua “Nightfall King” (27:56.497)
are made.
Joshua “Nightfall King” (28:06.461)
Mm-hmm.
Joshua “Nightfall King” (28:24.699)
That's no, you're right. You're right.
Sean “Cobweb Kid” (28:26.007)
cooperate with. No, I wouldn't be upset with that. Because I know that those people, those kids, those teenagers who are doing this, this is like their last hurrah. Like this is their in their mind, their last like mental like, you know what, guys, let's just go out there. Let's get some candy and let's like never leave high school. You know, let's just stay here where we're the best thing ever. You know, that kind of thing.
And so I feel like I don't want to be that asshole that's like, off my lawn, you fucking bitches, you know, like I don't want to be that guy. So I'm going to give them the candy. So that's not a pet peeve of mine. I get, I get the nostalgia of wanting to keep your, your peak. Uh, so yeah, I'm okay with that.
Joshua “Nightfall King” (29:16.815)
Okay. All right. All right. Okay. There you go. Number two, Sean, how about parents bringing babies for candy?
Sean “Cobweb Kid” (29:27.029)
I mean it's kind of like the same people. Well, hang on. Hold on.
Joshua “Nightfall King” (29:29.789)
Come on, this is a different, this is a different category, right? You know?
Sean “Cobweb Kid” (29:34.328)
So this, so the, it's a different category. That's not where I was going with this. What I'm thinking about in my head are the same people who bring their kids to candy, their infant kids to candy. They're the same people that bring their infant kids to Disneyland. Like those two people are one in the same to me. And to that, say, why? Like, what are you doing? Your child is not old enough to
Joshua “Nightfall King” (29:39.293)
Alright. no.
Sean “Cobweb Kid” (30:02.965)
recall any of these memories and you just kind of look desperate in a weird way and it's not cute, right? It's not cute. Listen, bring your kid dressed up in a little infant costume to work or to the playground, right? Like in social settings like that, don't bring them to my house for candy because I know the candy is not for the infant. It's for you. And at that point you made the choice to have a kid.
So you can afford to go buy your own fucking candy and you're not gonna get my candy, which I'm giving out to teenagers who are given candies in the back of semi trucks.
Joshua “Nightfall King” (30:44.327)
Jesus Christ man, that was a long, that was a long let go on that whole thing. but, but I get, mean, if you know, maybe you're just a candy collector, you're a connoisseur, you know, you just, you're, you're, you're a candy, you're a candy connoisseur. You know, there's nothing wrong with being a candy connoisseur, but I mean, if you borrow the baby to that, cause you know, kids are, you borrow a baby.
Sean “Cobweb Kid” (30:49.867)
I've been holding that in for a long time, buddy.
Sean “Cobweb Kid” (30:56.717)
I'm a connoisseur of candy. I need a kid. I need a kid to get some candy.
Chemical sword.
Joshua “Nightfall King” (31:13.349)
and then go trick or treat with that baby, then you've stepped over the line. I'm just saying. Borrowing a baby? I just said it. If you borrow a baby, it's not even your real baby's gonna pick one up off the, you know what I'm saying? Like, hey, let me, it's not cool, you know?
Sean “Cobweb Kid” (31:17.463)
So, okay, where's the line? Where's the line? Like, we talking like infant is the line? No, no, is infant?
Well, see the reason, the reason I ask is because there are people who will borrow, like, I'm to go over and borrow your dog because I want to go out to dog parks and meet people who have dogs, right? I'm to meet single ladies with bitches that are available, right? And I'm going to borrow your dog. The same rule applies to kids, right? Joshua, if you had an infant or like whatever the limit is, which is what I'm asking, like, where's the line?
Joshua “Nightfall King” (31:49.362)
Yeah.
Sean “Cobweb Kid” (31:56.002)
that I could take your kid and go trick or treating with them to just collect the candy, right? Because infant, obviously you're not going to do that with, but like if your kid is like five or six, right? And you take that kid and you go trick or treating with them, like that's not as weird, right? Because that's like the five or seven age gap, right? Or the from age, like five to nine, right? Is like trick or treating peak, you know, and you're just being like the good uncle.
Joshua “Nightfall King” (32:23.729)
Mm-hmm.
Sean “Cobweb Kid” (32:25.825)
bringing them like you're going with them, but at the same time you're collecting candy. You know what I mean? Like, is that the line is the, is the line like five years old or is it like two years old is the question.
Joshua “Nightfall King” (32:38.641)
Okay, how about this now the fact that you've walked up to and this brings me to my next pet peeve now that you've gone up there with your borrowed baby or your adopted Friend or whatever whatever you did. Yeah, your friends got like four kids and you just you just like borrow one just so you can go the door Yeah Yeah, yeah, you're being yeah, you got like a Boy Scout troop or some shit. Let me just borrow a kid real quick
Sean “Cobweb Kid” (32:50.609)
Yeah, five year old, seven year old. yeah. Yeah, you're being a good uncle and you're like, hey, I'm to take your kid and we're going to go trick or treating because I want the candy. Yeah, got it. Gotcha. Gotcha. Yes.
steal one these.
Joshua “Nightfall King” (33:05.629)
Borrow, yeah, you got enough badges. You have the you have the Halloween badge yet. I'll take you out real quick So how about this one how about people that give out one piece of candy
Sean “Cobweb Kid” (33:20.403)
No, that's fine. That's etiquette. You you learn that the hard way the year that you spent like $17,000 on candy and gave handfuls of it away. Yeah, too much too much.
Joshua “Nightfall King” (33:21.657)
Okay, one piece of candy. I did. I did.
Joshua “Nightfall King” (33:28.487)
Too much? Too much? I thought like a kid in that moment. said, I look at the kid and he smiled and he's like, I told him, you know, you need less teeth. And I gave him a few extra pieces of candy.
Sean “Cobweb Kid” (33:39.15)
I will say this though. I will say that If you're be handing out candy, especially this year just just this year if handing out candy Do the kids a favor? Don't give them the same candy that everybody else is giving them right like everybody's giving them the Snickers Everybody's giving them the KitKats. I know but I want people to give them the weird shit I want people to give them like the Laffy Taffy's or the fucking dumb dumb
Joshua “Nightfall King” (33:46.941)
Yeah.
Joshua “Nightfall King” (33:57.342)
But you can all buy them at the same place.
Come on, man.
Sean “Cobweb Kid” (34:09.047)
fucking lollipops or just like just something something unique because when I was growing up and
Joshua “Nightfall King” (34:16.217)
I'm dumb. Man, that's a little, it's a little too close. What are you trying to say to these kids? Giving them a dumb dumb, man. What the hell? Isn't that cool? Messed up.
Sean “Cobweb Kid” (34:20.595)
Listen, when I was growing up, the most fun I had was, you know, pouring out your candy onto the fucking floor and sharing it with your siblings and trading and all that shit. But what was really fun was finding the weird shit, right? You're like, Mrs. Johnson gave me a fucking pack of cigarettes. You know, like finding that shit, like the weird shit, like I got some Swedish fish.
Joshua “Nightfall King” (34:32.923)
Yeah, I did that. It's a trade candy.
Sean “Cobweb Kid” (34:47.989)
Like what then what am going to do with these? They're going to swim up my urethra. You know, stuff like that makes childhood so much more fun is getting that kind of random shit. like just do us all a favor and give kids some random shit, not razor blades or anything like that, but just weird stuff like give them some Swedish fish, you know, just.
Joshua “Nightfall King” (35:04.497)
Yeah, that's like, okay. Well, let me give you one. Let me give you one last one. And just want to know if you, you abided by this as a kid, or maybe you're listening to this and if you'll, know, you're going out and maybe you'll, you'll take this as a hint. How about the people that ignore the no porch light rule?
Sean “Cobweb Kid” (35:26.609)
that is upsetting. That's a pet peeve. Yeah. Because if your lights off, that means you're not giving out candy or you're not even home. So that for Halloween specifically, that is a pet peeve of mine because, back in the day when I was giving out candy and I had a suburbia to do it in, when the lights go off, that means candy is not there. Right. And if you continue to knock on the door, I will come out and shoot you. Like that's just trespassing at that point.
Joshua “Nightfall King” (35:27.037)
Is that a pet peeve? Yeah.
Sean “Cobweb Kid” (35:56.376)
blood will be shed. Don't do it. Like candy etiquette is if the lights on candy is on, right? If the lights gone, candy be gone. You know, just saying.
Joshua “Nightfall King” (36:09.053)
All Well, we know we know Sean's kidding. Sean would not hurt a fly. He's a big guy. He'd probably scare you with his size more than you would physically with his body. So. As he sips on his glass wash on that wraps up my pumpkin pet peeves and typically this is the this is the part of the podcast where you hit us with something special, something from the heart.
Sean “Cobweb Kid” (36:19.469)
It's Texas out here, baby. I don't know about...
Sean “Cobweb Kid” (36:29.452)
Interesting.
Sean “Cobweb Kid” (36:35.727)
I do. I will. Yes.
Joshua “Nightfall King” (36:36.463)
Unless you got some else in store for the audience.
Sean “Cobweb Kid” (36:40.883)
Nah, nah, I'ma hit us with something special, but you didn't even answer any of these questions that you had. You just let me ramble on. Like, you just let me ramble on about all of this shit. So that's kind of upsetting, but whatever.
Joshua “Nightfall King” (36:45.447)
Course I didn't. Course I didn't. Course. Course I didn't. Well, because here's the thing. You are, so when I go, you know, it's like me going to the monk for advice. I just let you guide me through this process. Like, you know, when it comes to pet peeve, when it comes to all, you are the Halloween connoisseur. I, like if, say if you knew how to cook a turkey, I wouldn't go ask you how the fuck do you, you know, I wouldn't.
Sean “Cobweb Kid” (37:02.753)
The fuck?
Joshua “Nightfall King” (37:14.813)
Wouldn't cook the turkey for you So how I'm gonna celebrate Halloween is I'm gonna take your best advice if somebody shows up to my door when the lights off I'm just gonna hit him with a water balloon draw some blood and They're gonna ask me and they're gonna they're gonna ask why would you do that? I'm gonna say you know what? the the the the man himself Sean from sorry for the delay Go see him at sorry for the lay dot live go to the website
Sean “Cobweb Kid” (37:26.644)
Shoot him.
Sean “Cobweb Kid” (37:40.685)
and be like, ooh.
Joshua “Nightfall King” (37:44.369)
There's merch there you buy a t-shirt. he you know, there's music there's all kinds of cool shit there. that's where get my advice everybody. So there you go, man
Sean “Cobweb Kid” (37:54.51)
got it. And you know what? That kind of that made up for it, buddy. I feel I feel better about your answer. But yeah, you know what? Let's let's change the vibe a little bit. Let's get something. Let's do an AI song. I don't even I don't think the song needs any introduction, but I will say this. I based this song off of the Maple Street story that we heard in the beginning of the episode here. And it kind of got emotional for me, which was really weird because I've been doing this for a little while now. And to have this song play out.
It just hit me and I've been listening to it for the past few days. But Joshua, I'll share my screen with you and everybody else watching and listening. Just keep on watching, keep on listening. We do appreciate it. Joshua, this song is called Memory Loop, the Spiral Song. Enjoy everybody.
Sean “Cobweb Kid” (42:30.605)
All right, buddy. There you go. There's your AI song for the week. How did you feel about that?
Joshua “Nightfall King” (42:37.742)
Wow, it was kind of giving me like Lana Del Rey kind of, you know, giving me like sad but happy vibes. You know what I mean?
Sean “Cobweb Kid” (42:45.739)
Yeah. Yeah. Some emotional stuff. That's exactly the vibe I was going for because that's exactly how I felt about this. Like.
Joshua “Nightfall King” (42:50.672)
You
Joshua “Nightfall King” (42:55.054)
It's like a sunset you never want to end. You know what I mean? Like you kind of just want it to hover there forever and you look at your watch and you go, know what, can time just stop now? Cause I don't want this to end. You know, this gives me good vibes like that. I mean, but.
Sean “Cobweb Kid” (42:59.147)
Yeah, exactly. Yeah.
Sean “Cobweb Kid” (43:08.289)
Yeah. And that's exactly how I felt, buddy. That's exactly how I felt. And that's how I felt writing chapter 11 of the Maple Street saga. And I might get a little emotional writing or per like, I've already written all these chapters out. Like I'm going to get emotional playing the last chapter for everybody, because I feel like if you just come into this and you hear the last chapter, you're going to be like, wow, there was a lot that happened.
and I want to know more. So I felt like that song was very fitting for this.
Joshua “Nightfall King” (43:42.704)
That was a good song. It was a good song. I like that song that will reach. I think that will go up on the top, right? As far as songs go. You know what I mean? How many songs we got now, Sean? Wait, wait, how many songs we got now?
Sean “Cobweb Kid” (43:49.825)
Yeah, for sure. Hell yeah, dude. Hell yeah.
Right now we have 57 songs which are all being put into the Sorry for the Delay AI Radio playlist on YouTube which you can find on youtube.com slash at Sorry for the Delay AI Radio and also Sorry for the Delay.live slash AI radio where you can listen to everything that we have there and maybe even pick up a little bit of merch
Like the new shirt that I'm wearing, Joshua. didn't talk about it because I didn't go to the housekeeping corner, but this is the last drop I have in the fall t-shirt line. This is the scully boy. He's right here. Fucking beautiful, buddy. Beautiful on camera. Nice and smooth shirt. Nice and soft. It's beautiful. Nice and supple. Sorry for the little live. Check that shit out. Buy some merch. Do that all for us, buddy. I'm more specifically talking to you, Joshua. I want you to buy every single one of our shirts because you know.
Joshua “Nightfall King” (44:48.388)
I know you keep talking to me like if I got all the money in the world like I like like I have a blank check like I'm the one they get no you know what makes me happier when you're walking around and you see somebody wearing some of our our merch and Just supporting the podcast. It's kind it's a really good. It's a really good feeling It's a really really good feeling knowing that you kind of just get behind these two guys and just have a good time You know, I'm all for it
Sean “Cobweb Kid” (44:55.03)
Out.
Sean “Cobweb Kid” (45:01.549)
That is nice.
Sean “Cobweb Kid” (45:12.013)
That's a weird way to say that, but sure. And have a good time? Yeah, have a good time behind us?
Joshua “Nightfall King” (45:14.62)
I'll get behind these two guys. I mean, should we get in front of us? mean, I don't know. I mean, get in front of us behind. You know what? In front, behind, whatever.
Sean “Cobweb Kid” (45:24.715)
You know another way you can help support this podcast is by subscribing. No matter where you're listening to or where you're watching. Hit that little subscribe button. Hit the notification button. Thank you. We appreciate you guys. We love you. Hey buddy, if you don't mind, I would like to do the holo whiffs before you hit your last one. Cause I know you had another one in there before the holo whiffs. Hey, we might. Let's fucking, we might save it for next week.
Joshua “Nightfall King” (45:37.66)
Yeah.
Joshua “Nightfall King” (45:42.3)
Let's go ahead, man. I do. We can even save it for next week.
Whatever, one, let's hit the olives. Let's go. Let's go. All right.
Sean “Cobweb Kid” (45:53.282)
This is Holowif's part six. It's never going to die is what the title I'm calling this as. Joshua, I only have three questions for you, but again, they're all ones that I came up with on the top of my head and they're pretty weird. so good luck. I will start you off though, buddy, with an easy one. Here you go. Who would you rather fight? One human sized Annabelle doll or 100
Joshua “Nightfall King” (46:11.707)
Okay.
Sean “Cobweb Kid” (46:22.135)
frog-sized leprechauns.
Joshua “Nightfall King” (46:24.508)
Mm-hmm. What hundred fuck damn I you know, so here's the thing about leprechauns is they got a lot of gold You know, they got a lot of gold stashed everywhere. Yeah. Yeah, so I mean that's a hundred pots of gold So if I if I kick the shit out of all of them, then that means I got a hundred I got a hundred chances to find some gold You know, maybe I kick the shit out of them every time I kick them They shit a little gold coin every time I I kick them
Sean “Cobweb Kid” (46:27.821)
They do, that they do, but there's a hundred of them.
Sean “Cobweb Kid” (46:45.89)
That is true.
Sean “Cobweb Kid” (46:50.267)
Little cool coin.
Joshua “Nightfall King” (46:53.916)
they're small. You know what I mean? Like like Mario Brothers or whatever. You know, hit a quote, you hit something and the fucking little shit coin comes out. So I'm I mean, Annabelle, that's a big bitch. So I don't know if I'm
Sean “Cobweb Kid” (46:55.574)
you
Sean “Cobweb Kid” (47:00.694)
Mm.
Sean “Cobweb Kid” (47:05.581)
But she's a doll though, she's a doll, very soft. You can hit it, you know?
Joshua “Nightfall King” (47:07.812)
Yeah, dude, but any if you've ever seen any doll horror movie the doll fucking F kills everybody even calls kills the cop at the very end He shows us to be the good like everybody dies with annabelle No, but that's why there's so many of them annabelle still annabelle is still a real doll. Actually That doll still exists. So everybody that's fucked the doll has died and the doll is still here So i'm down with fucking a bunch of little leprechauns. I mean kicking the shit out of a bunch of leprechauns
Sean “Cobweb Kid” (47:25.549)
Yeah, very true. It's still.
Joshua “Nightfall King” (47:37.777)
and hopefully they got gold after I'm done with them because if I don't then I'll just feel bad because technically leprechauns aren't supposed to exist and I feel bad afterwards if there's no payout after kicking a bunch of leprechauns asses then I should have taken Annabelle and died like everybody else does with Annabelle
Sean “Cobweb Kid” (47:46.765)
Sorry, sorry Mia, sorry.
That's funny. That's funny.
No.
Alright, hang on, speak, you know what, speaking of dying, uh, Joshua, here's another one for you. Joshua, you're given 13 rare Funkos whose prices could be limitless, but in exchange, you have to become the Grim Reaper each Halloween. Would you do it?
Joshua “Nightfall King” (48:23.356)
Okay, so as the Grim Reaper, do you have to take a life every time?
Sean “Cobweb Kid” (48:26.977)
Yep, you have to take multiple lives. You have to take kids lives, grandma lives, father lives. You have to do everything. You're the Grim Reaper. The Grim Reaper knows nothing other than taking lives.
Joshua “Nightfall King” (48:28.924)
Okay, okay. What? Why does it have to be a kid? Like, come on, man. Why is it? Why are we gonna go down that way? Okay, doesn't matter. Okay.
There's no limits to the grim reapers. All right. So I'm okay with becoming the grim reaper because sometimes death is only a new beginning. And who says death has to be the final chapter in anybody's life. It could just be the start of something brand new and something great. So if, if I can offer up a smooth and casual death as the grim reaper,
then I will gladly give somebody that gift. But I'm not doing it because we're getting funcos because there's something else meant for them in life and death, I just have to bring it. And I will bring it poetically.
Sean “Cobweb Kid” (49:26.253)
Okay, all right. All right. I love that. That's it. That's a great answer, dude. I didn't expect that from you. So I appreciate that. I have one more. I saved this as they say the best for last. Joshua, I hope you're ready for this one, my dude. Let me clear my throat here. All right, buddy. Each night you get the best sleep of your life. I'm talking.
You wake up feeling refreshed and energized no matter how long you've slept. But every Halloween, you have to call your mother and confess every impure and sexual thought you had that year.
Joshua “Nightfall King” (50:11.344)
Wow, that's pretty heavy. That's pretty heavy. But I will say this. gotta, you know, and if my mom does hear this, I got a really kick ass mom and my dad who's no longer with us anymore. Both of both of my parents are amazing people. So I am totally okay with grossing my mom out. Like this is is fine. This is fine. Like I'm with it. Like I don't
Sean “Cobweb Kid” (50:11.745)
Are you doing it?
That's pretty heavy, huh?
Sean “Cobweb Kid” (50:22.235)
That you do. Your mom's pretty fucking awesome. RIP.
Joshua “Nightfall King” (50:39.674)
Honestly, like my mom knows so much shit already dude, like we've had a hundred and eight of these episodes and believe it or not everybody I've had a whole life of these episodes not recorded. So and my mom has seen most of them so
Sean “Cobweb Kid” (50:46.253)
I love your mom.
Joshua “Nightfall King” (50:57.82)
I'm okay with it man. I'm okay with telling my mom some stuff and half the time she's gonna go Joshua, I know I know I know I'll like So I'm totally cool that I'll lay that I'll lay that I bought what I so here's the kind of son I am I would do that shit as she's like putting you know a spoon of cereal in her mouth or something or munching on some nachos like I Would time that shit to when I could get the biggest reaction out of her?
Sean “Cobweb Kid” (51:00.638)
Alright, alright.
Joshua “Nightfall King” (51:27.388)
I would make it fun. That's just the kind of son I am. I would do that for my mom or my dad who's no longer with us. But I would do it for him. mean, come on, man. I would totally do that. And to get some good night rest. I haven't had a good night rest in a very long time. And my mom would, yeah, my mom would totally be down with this. She's like, dude, why'd you tell me this shit sooner? At least I know now. I saw you in the store when you know.
Sean “Cobweb Kid” (51:43.789)
Yeah, I know. That's why I made that.
Sean “Cobweb Kid” (51:54.411)
At least I know you like twisters up your butt.
Joshua “Nightfall King” (51:56.701)
Yeah, it's like I saw the way you looked at those cucumbers when we'd go shopping buddy like I knew I knew like what? What you talking about? Talking about I use a little chili little lime on those things sure son sure. That's what you were thinking Come on, man Come on, man. You know, I didn't knew you think about waffles that way. Holy shit, but You know, that's the thing It's okay. I would totally do that. Yeah
Sean “Cobweb Kid” (52:13.549)
Chilli beans look like they fit.
Sean “Cobweb Kid” (52:22.509)
my lordy. Alright buddy, that's all I had for the holo-wiffs. I didn't know where that one was gonna go, but when I was writing it, I couldn't stop laughing. it was really funny. So, I'm glad.
Joshua “Nightfall King” (52:34.78)
Yeah, and I got you know what here's the thing man like in a serious point like I encourage anybody like if you have a Parent or somebody it like and you got to get some shit off your chest Don't don't wait till the final days of shit like this add like you know sometimes you just got to come out with stuff and just have a good time with it because half the time I Can almost guarantee they know this shit about you anyways, and and maybe they're waiting for that conversation to happen to be had with you So fuck it dude. Why why wait?
and tell you can have a good night's sleep. Just fucking talk about that shit whenever you want. You know what mean? Just do it.
Sean “Cobweb Kid” (53:09.053)
Hell yeah buddy. Hey, do want to do your last topic or do you want to wait until next week for it?
Joshua “Nightfall King” (53:13.34)
No, I think we should save that one. That's a good one to end on. Plus my drink's getting empty. tastes like 80 degrees worth of... No, mean it's like pumpkin and cinnamon. It's a warm Cinnabon. How about that? It's like if you ground up a Cinnabon...
Sean “Cobweb Kid” (53:20.493)
What does it taste? You didn't even say what it tasted like. What does it taste like?
Sean “Cobweb Kid” (53:30.805)
A warm cinnabon?
Joshua “Nightfall King” (53:37.424)
Yeah, only took how many episodes for me to give a good description of anything I fucking drank other than ice and water.
Sean “Cobweb Kid” (53:40.845)
108! 108 episodes is what it took for you to get a good description!
Joshua “Nightfall King” (53:47.717)
And some broken cameras and some buttons that don't work. Yeah, this is the worst episode ever. Part two. Worst episode ever, man. Jesus. Yeah, let's land it. Let's get out of here. Let's go home. Even though we are home. Shit.
Sean “Cobweb Kid” (53:50.185)
It's a broken camera.
Part two. Yeah, yeah Mia good luck editing this one. I love you Alright before we go home, let's show off some Funkos. Let's show off some fun finds. Let's do some cool shit, buddy actually I should I should probably say something about the Funkos But I can't remember man, whatever go first
Joshua “Nightfall King” (54:15.106)
What you guys saying? Yeah, go for it.
What? Okay. Why can't you remember? Okay, well let me go first then. You fucking figure it out over there. The shit's all broken on my side anyways. Let me do it. Alright, so I got two things to show off and if you're just listening, just slide over just for a minute just to check this shit out. I got a sorry for the delay first. It is a Funfine wearable. Normally, a wearable. Yeah, it's a wearable. Okay, normally we just shove little trinkets.
Sean “Cobweb Kid” (54:27.245)
Everything's broken everywhere.
Sean “Cobweb Kid” (54:42.913)
Fun find wearable? Is it a shirt? I'd like to see the shirt that I got.
Joshua “Nightfall King” (54:49.008)
Little things like that, but this is a fun find wearable and it's very Halloween fitting.
Alright everybody, if you are just listening, like I said, slide on over to YouTube or sorry for the delay dot live and check this out. But the other day when I was shopping at Marshall's, I came across this.
Sean “Cobweb Kid” (55:12.301)
Describe it for me, buddy. It looks like Chuckie
Joshua “Nightfall King” (55:13.882)
Yeah, because so it's seven pairs of Chucky themed socks.
Sean “Cobweb Kid” (55:20.165)
Whoa! Okay, that's pretty fucking cool. Nice! Are you- are you wearing them now?
Joshua “Nightfall King” (55:23.26)
Yeah, buddy. Yeah. So this so this is my fun. This is my fun Halloween fun wearable find. And maybe someday you'll get to slip on some sorry for the lace socks, but not just yet. Not this year. Maybe next year.
Sean “Cobweb Kid” (55:31.949)
Mmm.
Sean “Cobweb Kid” (55:38.029)
Maybe next year. For Christmas, maybe.
Joshua “Nightfall King” (55:39.464)
Yeah, so that is my first fun find the second fun find I have and this I don't know if Sean was gonna talk about this on this episode So spoiler alert, we do have some gameplay at some point that may come out And guess what in pain tribute to our Fun our gameplay. I got this little guy right here. This is the pumpkin king Funko
Sean “Cobweb Kid” (55:52.979)
I was gonna talk about that.
Sean “Cobweb Kid” (56:09.599)
at that a little a little teaser if you will
Joshua “Nightfall King” (56:15.205)
Yeah, everybody. And this is scented. I don't know if you see it, but it's a scented Funko and it's the special edition. Yeah, what?
Sean “Cobweb Kid” (56:20.589)
Wait a minute. I'm sorry. Mia, I'm sorry. You're gonna have to cut all that. Joshua, I didn't mean to interrupt you so quickly. I have that same exact Funko. Will you do me a favor, please? Will you open it and will you smell it? Because I won't say anything. Just open it and smell it for me. What does it smell like?
Joshua “Nightfall King” (56:39.493)
Alright, this is be the second Funko I've ever opened.
Sean “Cobweb Kid” (56:44.811)
I'm sorry everybody, he's gotta open this for me because I need to be justified in what this smells like.
Joshua “Nightfall King” (56:45.296)
episodes.
Joshua “Nightfall King” (56:49.181)
Are you gonna are you even gonna hint at what it should smell like or no? all right if you Okay, so let me just do it right
Sean “Cobweb Kid” (56:52.541)
Mm-mm. Mm-mm. I just want to know what you smell when you smell this Funko.
Sean “Cobweb Kid” (57:00.813)
There you go. Nice.
And verdict?
Joshua “Nightfall King” (57:09.157)
It smells like a bar of Dove soap.
Sean “Cobweb Kid” (57:14.029)
Thank you. It smells like nothing. It smells absolutely like nothing. So when I got that Funko Joshua, when I got that Funko, was like, my God, I hope it smells like pumpkin spice. And then you open it and it smells like plastic. It smells like nothing. It's not even scented. Like that's false advertisement. If I've ever fucking seen it, buddy, that is false advertisement. Does not smell like anything. Just wanted to.
Joshua “Nightfall King” (57:19.783)
It smells like soap.
Joshua “Nightfall King” (57:41.873)
I mean, if it was a butthole, it'd smell pretty good, I mean, I mean, it's a funk like, there you go. But there you go.
Sean “Cobweb Kid” (57:47.595)
Not a butthole though.
Anyways, I feel justified now knowing that that did not smell like anything. I appreciate it, buddy. Thank you. You can put him back up and you can put him back inside of his is his crucifix, his coffin, his coffin. That's the word I was looking for his coffin and never open him again.
Joshua “Nightfall King” (57:57.415)
It doesn't.
Joshua “Nightfall King” (58:06.589)
There go, man. I gave you everything you wanted. do you, Sean, what have you brought for the audience as far as you're to the audience? You're fine. What you got?
Sean “Cobweb Kid” (58:12.238)
Yeah, buddy. Oh my God, you know, Joshua, I have my little hang on, hang on. me grab it. Let me grab it. I got these doors. I got more doors, buddy. We are opening boxes number 11 and. Oh, sorry, 10 and 11 is what we're opening. We're opening 10 and 11, buddy. Last week, you guessed.
Joshua “Nightfall King” (58:27.663)
going to the dose.
Sean “Cobweb Kid” (58:42.278)
Dracula you got that right you guessed something else that was wrong and I appreciated that but Joshua you want to make a guess on this week you got two of them here's number one
Joshua “Nightfall King” (58:51.389)
I am going to go with
Razorblade Candy.
Sean “Cobweb Kid” (58:59.63)
All right, let's find out. Here we go.
Joshua “Nightfall King” (59:01.533)
Sean “Cobweb Kid” (59:04.67)
Who do we got? Who do we got? We got... I believe that's the mummy. That's the mummy. It's kind of cute. I like that. I got one more, buddy. Got one more. You want to take a guess?
Joshua “Nightfall King” (59:19.069)
They kind of look like Ryan Reynolds from Deadpool, but I mean
Sean “Cobweb Kid” (59:24.204)
So you're Deadpool?
Let's find out. Here we go, buddy. Let's see. man, this guy's tucked back in there. look at that. It is, that one dude. Yeah. Us. I think that's still us. Yeah. Had a little bad.
Joshua “Nightfall King” (59:43.79)
one that's crawling. Yeah, like the baby or the little person or wait.
Sean “Cobweb Kid” (59:49.358)
Thanks for watching!
Joshua “Nightfall King” (59:49.839)
Another us. Wasn't there like two us characters?
Sean “Cobweb Kid” (59:52.462)
There is. Yeah, there is to us. So there you go. Those are my fun finds for the week. Appreciate it. Love all you guys. buddy, we're going kind of long in this episode, so let's fucking land this plane. Let's, let's do some, weekly challenges. if you got yours, well, actually you can't even show me yours. that's, that's the buttons don't work. No buttons don't work. Do you want it? Do you want to send it to Mia and then she can put it up here and you can describe it to us.
Joshua “Nightfall King” (01:00:11.255)
I don't even think let me try it. Let me try the button. Let me try the Nope buttons don't Yeah Allah I was into me so I had a fun little outing today before we got on I had a nice beverage and I thought What better way to celebrate the beverage and to take a picture right next to it? So
Mia, thank you for putting that up on screen. It was a great time. was out my girlfriend. We had some good food and that was my daily challenge. My, my selfie challenge, but it's great. Yeah.
Sean “Cobweb Kid” (01:00:45.325)
Thanks, buddy. I appreciate it. I love you. That's beautiful. Beautiful picture, by the way. Wonderful. Good composition. Good everything. I would hang that in my house and if it burned, if my house burned down and that was the only thing left, I would keep it. You're welcome. Let me do my weekly challenge that Joshua gave me, which was to write cat poems for the rest of the year. So thanks, Joshua. Appreciate that. So here we go. Here's a...
Joshua “Nightfall King” (01:00:51.239)
Thank you. Thank you. Thank you.
Joshua “Nightfall King” (01:00:59.037)
Thank you.
Joshua “Nightfall King” (01:01:11.453)
I know, right? So random.
Sean “Cobweb Kid” (01:01:13.965)
Here's another cat poem for you. I'm doing haikus by the way because why not? Here it is though. Pumpkins are glowing. Cats wait by the candles warm flame. Halloween is soon. There you go. That's it.
Joshua “Nightfall King” (01:01:32.551)
Beautiful. All right. That'll end up on some card somewhere at some point.
Sean “Cobweb Kid” (01:01:34.733)
Thank you. Appreciate that. Yes. In the dumpster. That's the chord it's going to end up on.
Joshua “Nightfall King” (01:01:42.223)
I mean they do make toilet paper out of things lesser than that so just saying.
Sean “Cobweb Kid” (01:01:46.508)
That's a hundred percent true. A hundred percent true. All right, buddy, you want to do some, fortunes? You want to bust out one of your rubber fortunes? Let's get this shit out.
Joshua “Nightfall King” (01:01:49.543)
Beautiful.
Joshua “Nightfall King” (01:01:53.212)
Fuck man. All right, let's get it out here, man. Let's get one of these sassy dozen and I highly doubt this is your first time listening or seeing this but if it is running out of these things, these are our fun little gag we do at the end of this podcast. These are just like little fortune cookies and sometimes we get good ones. Sometimes we get terrible ones and why not end the podcast with some
Sean “Cobweb Kid” (01:02:13.119)
Not sometimes, all the time we get terrible ones.
Joshua “Nightfall King” (01:02:16.155)
Yeah, got probably an over a hundred episodes of these cookies. So if you're you're like, are they really that bad? You guys feel free to go back and check them out. YouTube Starfield. Live. Come check the episodes out. And this one bent like a rubber tire. I will spare you the the visual of that. Sorry. It did bend like a rubber tire.
Sean “Cobweb Kid” (01:02:24.023)
Yeah, and watch. Yeah, check that shit out.
Sean “Cobweb Kid” (01:02:33.069)
I wanted to see the visuals. Damn it.
bent like a rubber tire.
Sean “Cobweb Kid” (01:02:47.217)
We're crashing everybody, we're crashing, sorry. man.
Joshua “Nightfall King” (01:02:49.373)
Alright, let me get some words out everybody and thank you for hanging in there. It's kind of been long Love all you guys for hanging in for this shit. It's kind of pretty silly Here you go. This is your fortune for episode 108 on October 21st. I believe it is shit No, maybe it's the 22nd by now. I don't know but past midnight Jesus going long. Here you go. The person who asked you to read this out loud Will be cursed for eternity
Sean “Cobweb Kid” (01:03:07.214)
At this point it's the 25th.
Joshua “Nightfall King” (01:03:20.573)
There you go, buddy.
Sean “Cobweb Kid” (01:03:23.095)
Hey Mia, can you cut all of that? I don't want to be cursed for eternity. I'm already, I'm not God's strongest soldier.
Joshua “Nightfall King” (01:03:24.765)
Thank you.
There you go. There you go, Sean. That is my sassy fortune. It's silly, dude. It's dumb. It's whatever, man. And if you're into those kind of things, go back and look at some of the episodes. We probably got them time stamped or something. Check it out. The website, starferlay.live. Go get some merch.
Sean “Cobweb Kid” (01:03:47.087)
Here go. right, buddy. Let me do some lucky numbers. Here are your seven lucky numbers for the week. Use them for whatever nefarious reasons you would like. And if you win anything, let us know or buy a shirt, please. For the love of God. Sorry for the live slash merch. Buy a shirt. But here are the seven lucky numbers. They are three, seven, eight, 11, 15, 35, and 45. One more time. If I missed anything, the lucky numbers are three, seven, eight, 11,
Joshua “Nightfall King” (01:03:47.815)
shameless plug.
Sean “Cobweb Kid” (01:04:16.59)
15 35 and 45 There those are your seven lucky numbers. Those were a fucking tongue twister. Why would I even choose those? It's all random, baby. It's all random. I don't choose them. I just click the button and they give me him but buddy We've made it to the end of episode 108 which we are dubbing the worst episode part two another sequel so
Joshua “Nightfall King” (01:04:42.525)
Mm-hmm. It's a one.
Sean “Cobweb Kid” (01:04:47.198)
Let's get your ending monologue, my dude, and send the people off with some words of encouragement or wisdom. A few weeks ago, buddy, I did tell you that this may be the last thing somebody hears. So the pressure is on again.
Joshua “Nightfall King” (01:05:00.721)
My goodness, you know Geez, that's a lot of pressure to put on somebody. but with Halloween just around the corner and we didn't get to it and Again, if this is the last thing you hear and you haven't heard our episode after this I want everybody to please have a safe Halloween Double check your candy. Make sure it hasn't been pre-opened because we know there's a lot of weirdos out there that do weird shit to candy But just be safe everybody. Tell a friend
This podcast is going to be here forever or as long as these lips still move or these hands because I can I'm going to learn how to sign language. I don't know if there's a podcast that just does something which but again.
Sean “Cobweb Kid” (01:05:43.63)
That is a great concept. Nobody copyright that. That's ours now.
Joshua “Nightfall King” (01:05:48.486)
Yeah, be purely visual. would I don't know how you do unless there's like clicks or something that points Morse code, baby. But yeah, thank you for listening. Thank you for watching. Go to the website. Star fillet dot live. Check out the music. Check out the merch. We love all you guys. We will see you next week on episode one on nine. Love you all. Thank you for watching.
Sean “Cobweb Kid” (01:06:12.942)
Joshua said, thank you for listening. Thank you for watching. We really do appreciate it. Sorry for a little laid out live slash merch. Sorry for the delay in general. Just come find us, hang out with us, uh, social media, all the platforms, buddy. have so many things that I want to read to you right now, but I want to give you a choice. Uh, do you prefer one that's about a pumpkin, a zombie or a ghost? What are you preferring?
Joshua “Nightfall King” (01:06:36.893)
I'm going ghost.
Sean “Cobweb Kid” (01:06:38.882)
Ghost? All right, here you go. Here go, everybody. Last thing I'm gonna say for the week. Why is a haunted house, sorry. Why is a haunted house party so cheap?
Sean “Cobweb Kid” (01:06:56.334)
It's because ghosts bring all the boos. Ladies and gentlemen, we will see you next week. Adooses!
Sean “Cobweb Kid” (01:07:11.17)
Joshua hang on, I'm not stopping the recording yet because I want to do a little like plug in real fast to the videos real quick. right, three. Basically what I'm going to do is I'm going to go.
Joshua “Nightfall King” (01:07:20.603)
gameplay or whatever
Sean “Cobweb Kid” (01:07:31.416)
What was I gonna do? And just follow my lead just follow my lead. Here you go three three two one Whoa, whoa, whoa, Joshua. Hang on. Hang on a minute. Hang on. I got to tell the people real fast here We are doing some gameplay videos Specifically one game because I decided that we're only gonna do one game this year Because the other games that were recorded they're just not not not it buddy. Not it
Joshua “Nightfall King” (01:07:32.369)
Just fucking do it. Man. Follow it. Go.
Sean “Cobweb Kid” (01:08:01.151)
But I want to tell the people about it. We're playing a game called Pumpkin Jack this year We shelved costume quest for one year. We'll bring that back next year, but all these gameplay episodes are going to be coming out Wednesday Thursday and Friday of Halloween week. So our episode this week buddy will come out on Whatever the episode comes out, but the week after that our episode will come out on the 28th
And then we'll have Pumpkin Jack on the 27th. sorry. The 29th, 30th and 31st to celebrate the Halloween season. Joshua, that's all I wanted to say to the people, because, I didn't want to miss that. so I know you're excited and I'm excited, but, you want to put us back into the episode, buddy? You want to just cut us in somewhere?
Joshua “Nightfall King” (01:08:42.781)
Perfect, yeah.
Joshua “Nightfall King” (01:08:51.857)
Yeah, I'm really excited.
Joshua “Nightfall King” (01:08:59.035)
Yeah, no, I mean, I think the game's going to be pretty tremendous. I found this game online and I think everybody's going to enjoy this game. stay tuned. These the episodes are going to drop me and Sean love to play video games. We've been doing it our whole lives. So just watch two big kids play some video games. Have a good time and a little teaser. There is some voices. I don't even know what to really call them. There's
Sean “Cobweb Kid” (01:09:15.342)
Hell yeah.
Sean “Cobweb Kid” (01:09:26.498)
I didn't know if you were gonna say it. but all right, yeah.
Joshua “Nightfall King” (01:09:29.809)
There's characters involved in this. There's things to read. And you know what? had some, we actually hired some actors to come in and do these voices. So stay tuned to that. It was really expensive to do. So check it out. It was a lot of fun, a lot of fun to do. So stay tuned, man. It'll be cool.
Sean “Cobweb Kid” (01:09:48.088)
Yep. And with that being said, let's get back to the episode. Sorry. Thank you, Mia.
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