Sorry For The Delay | EP.11 | Holiday Chaos, Boozy Science & Santa Fights
-WHAT’S IN OUR CUP-
Featured Drink: Holiday Bourbon Cran-Citrus Highball
Ingredients:
2 oz bourbon
1 oz cranberry juice
1 oz orange juice
½ oz lemon juice
½ oz orange liqueur (Triple Sec or Cointreau)
Top with ginger beer
Garnish: Lime wedge or orange peel
Instructions:
Add all juices and bourbon to a shaker with ice. Shake briefly and pour into a highball or short glass.
Top with ginger beer and garnish with lime wedge or orange peel (stir gently, avoid chaos).
Sean: Holiday Bourbon Cran-Citrus Highball — bourbon-forward and festive with a ginger kick.
Joshua: Holiday Bourbon Cran-Citrus Highball — same mix, created live with questionable measurements (and sticky results).
-CHAT WITH US-
• Beer Vs Wine: The Eternal Debate
• Eggnog: Drink Or Dare
• Celebrity Deathmatch: Buddy Vs Grinch Vs Santa
• “From The Animal” Drink Tradition (fresh milk + tequila)
-CHAPTERS-
00:00 Cold Open & Welcome To Episode Eleven
01:30 This Day In History (Baseball Edition): Bounce Rule, Spitball, Apple IPO
05:04 Holiday Spirits Kickoff: Confessing Love To Bourbon
07:09 Ingredient Rundown: Cran, Citrus, Bourbon, Ginger Beer
08:04 Live Mix Chaos: Tiny Glass, Big Pour, Carpet Anxiety
15:21 Ginger Beer Save: It Finally Tastes Like The Holidays
18:36 First Drink Stories: Bud Light Heist & Big Gulp Betrayal
23:04 Beer Vs Wine Forever (They Choose Sides)
29:29 Epic Holiday Deathmatch: Santa Vs Grinch Vs Buddy
33:20 Celebrity Deathmatch Nostalgia & Claymation Threats
37:01 Eggnog Debate: Fear, Loathing, And Raw Egg Energy
43:32 “From The Animal” Drink (Fresh Milk + Tequila Tradition)
49:59 Fortune Of The Week
54:29 Quick Holiday Recipe: Cider + Bourbon
56:05 Wrap-Up Toasts & Thanks
-SOUND BITES-
• “Let’s go fast, Sonic the Hedgehog today.” — Kickoff energy, Sean.
• “I did three instead of two… F you, Sean, I’m doing my thing.” — History segment rebellion, Joshua.
• “This drink sucks, wait… add ginger beer.” — Brutally honest first sip, Joshua.
• “It kind of tastes like the holidays, sweet, smoky, forget-your-ex-wife good.” — Flavor verdict, Sean.
• “That looked like nightmares in a cup.” — Watching the beaker brew, Sean.
• “Buddy the Elf is untouchable.” — Holiday deathmatch pick, Joshua.
• “I’m scared of eggnog, it sounds like I’ll get sick.” — Seasonal confession, Sean.
• “Just because it has alcohol doesn’t mean I’m gonna like it.” — Setting boundaries, Joshua.
• “Come closer, I discovered a drink that requires a living animal.” — Teaser for the tradition, Joshua.
• “If you don’t film it, it never happened.” — Standards for evidence, Sean.
• “Use what you’ve got, tiny glass and all.” — Making do on camera, Joshua.
• “Mia’s going to murder us in the edit (fair.).” — Self-preservation instinct, Sean.
• “For life? Wine.” — Picking a lane, Sean.
• “That’s not Sprite, that’s a mistake.” — Flashback to the first drink story, Joshua.
• “We learned something today: bourbon fixes chaos (mostly.).” — Episode takeaway, Sean.
-FORTUNE & FINDS-
Fortune: Utilize what you have been given.
Lucky Numbers: 41, 25, 27, 52, 11, 24
Fun Finds / Value Finds:
Sean: Haunted Mansion Postcard — Disneyland art card that doubles as a mini-display print; eerie and classy, five bucks well spent.
Joshua: Mixology Picture Book — Holiday cocktail inspo with photos to match; will absolutely be abused on camera.
Joshua: Mr. DNA (Jurassic Park) — The educational icon, new to the collection; delightfully meta.
Joshua: Kayla (Jurassic World) — $11 Target pickup with an app value around $40; clean box, easy flip or shelf flex.
Artwork Shoutout: None This Episode
Transcript
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welcome to sorry for the delay episode 11 I'm
your editor Mia and on today's show the boys
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start Strong by making a few stiff drinks for the
holidays with a recipe you can do at home followed
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by their first beer drinking story they also
go fishing for comments and end the show with a
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drink straight from the animal Yep this is another
doozy enjoy the show hello Joshua welcome to sorry
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for the delay episode number 11 how are you I'm
doing great Sean have a little bit of motivation
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have some energy today did not have to go to work
been home been just doing [ __ ] around the house
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so I'm happy to be here glad you invited me and
let's get it going oh my God you sound like a uh
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a true athlete here you're you're you're really
cutting us with the uh let's get going let's get
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going Let's Get Right J let's let's go fast Joshua
let's go fast we're gonna be Sonic the Hedgehog
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today please please um well because I don't do
homework I cannot tell you when you're going to
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die today I did not do research I did not look
I'm just happy that you're here today with me
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I'm going to not tell you how many days you have
left or seconds or minutes I'm just happy you're
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here I'm happy everybody's here let's finish the
year strong yeah that's that's real pretty Joshua
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I like that um what about some fun fact do you
have any uh facts on this day in history I do
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actually I I I went the route of uh Sports this
time around for yeah I started looking at sports
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everybody uh if you don't like baseball then fast
forward because these are going to be baseball
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ones and uh a little short note Shawn told me to
kept it to two and I never listened to Shawn so
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I did three instead so F you Sean I'm doing my
thing all right I'm gonna fast forward this part
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now all right all right so for the first one I
got for everybody on this day in history in 1930
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baseball rules committee greatly revised the rule
book balls bouncing into the stands is not a home
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run it's now a double what so there was a rule
before that when the ball bounced into the stand
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it became a home run yes it it was a home run but
in the 1930s they overturned that so now it is a
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ground World double for all you baseball people
out there you know this Rule and that's what it
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is now it is no longer a home run lame yeah I know
so for my next fun fact of the day let's keep it
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going on this day in history in 1949 American
League votes 7 to one rejecting legalizing the
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spitball the spit like they literally spit on
their balls oh yeah yeah you you don't know you
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don't know about the spit ball no I don't I've
never had anybody spit on my balls before you
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never laid a little spit on the th those uh those
Ballers no sir no never yes so for those who do
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know about baseball and all that the spit did
help the spin on the ball did create some crazy
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movement and that is no longer legal after 19 49
7 to1 kind of [ __ ] up so is that like a knuckle
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ball term too like people who do knuckle balls
like is that thing knuckle ball you you still
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can throw a knuckle ball that is a legal pitch
still to this day that is a nasty one I hated it
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in baseball it's it looks funky when it's coming
at you um but yeah that a knuckle ball is still
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a legal pitch in baseball today okay 202 you know
I guess and for all you Time Travelers out there
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that wish you could just go back cuz you're broke
as [ __ ] like I am right on this day in history
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in 1980 Apple makes its initial public offering on
the US Stock Market 38 years later it would become
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the first US company valued at over $1 trillion
holy crap baa1 trillion doll sh that's insane yes
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sir so that is my one two and three so F you Sean
I went with three instead of two sorry Daddy oh
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wait did we say what day this was did we did we I
think we just jumped so straight into it um this
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is uh December 12th everybody hello welcome did
did I skip I don't know if we if we did then yeah
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cool if we didn't then we got it we got covered
we're covered we got it well thank you Sean you
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love the baseball facts Joshua today I have a lot
for you buddy today I've been wanting to do this
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for a little while now all right uh last episode
I con uh you confessed your love to me and uh this
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episode I feel like I got to return the favor you
know I got to I got to confess my love to not only
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you but to what you bring and that's uh bottles
of liquor Joshua thank you so much for bringing
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yourself to this amazing festive party that we
have going uh to kick off December and mainly just
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to you know decompress a little bit you know the
year is almost over we've done 11 of these podcast
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episodes they're extremely stressful um they hurt
me you know it hurts you know every time I have to
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say goodbye to you at the end of the night it's
like uh it's like leaving your favorite bar you
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know so with with that said Joshua I wanted to
do a segment today where we make uh one of the
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holiday drinks that I typically make over this
time uh this is the more complicated of the ones
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uh a little bit later on I will share my recipe
for a very simple one uh that I will make for
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you on camera Joshua but before all that Joshua
I think we need to make you a drink because I
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have already started sipping on my drink over
here all right so let's go ahead and make you
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a drink Joshua if you're ready I am ready let's
let's check it out all right ladies and gentlemen
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so let me just go over the ingredients real quick
just in case anybody wants to um partake in making
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one of these you can go ahead and I will I will
list the ingredients uh Mia will go ahead and
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show you the ingredients and then uh feel free to
pause the episode make your drink and have a drink
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along with us okay so here we go the ingredients
list is as followed ladies and gentlemen you are
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going to need 1 ounce of cranberry juice 3 ounces
of orange juice 2 to 3 oz depending on how you
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like it of bourbon half an ounz of orange Lor
half an oun of lemon juice if you prefer your
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drinks to be on the more balanced side uh you can
do half an ounce of simple syrup we took out the
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simple syrup this time uh because both Joshua and
I like our drinks a little bit more on the tart
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side and then finally wrapping everything
up you need some ginger beer for topping
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baby and those are your ingredients for this
delicious holiday drink and now Joshua please
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let's go ahead and make you a drink okay so I just
and for everybody listening I have never tried
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this drink before so this will be an honest review
of the Sha of the Sha of the drink that Shan oh
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yeah review I know I was being reviewed yes Sean
you're being reviewed of the Sha I should have
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known yeah I haven't had this drink before this
is brand new so we're gonna we're gonna see what
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we got here a little a little fridge here let's
give this a little look at that bad boy oo Bea boy
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amazing and now I'll go ahead and uh I'll go
ahead and Joshua I'll just read you out the uh
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the list again and uh you can go ahead and pour
the drink uh I don't even know if he's going to
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be able to pour the drink inside there so we'll
we'll find out yeah this going to be interesting
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holy [ __ ] it's going to be a fun excited
I better watch out I got light carpet on the
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ground too holy [ __ ] everybody let's go we got
a bunch of Electronics near us and there's a bunch
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of liquid everywhere let's get let's get it all
right Joshua go ahead and pour yourself 1 oz of
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cranberry juice okay there go 1 o of cranberry
juice into the glass here we go everybody let's
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see mind you I'm pouring this with my left hand
and I am not left-handed everybody neither am I
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okay crazy all right now go ahead and pour
yourself three oz of orange juice there he
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goes he's grabbing the orange juice as we speak
your kind of looks like eggs but uh no preference
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there he goes he's pouring it oh my God amazing
look at the dexterity is gonna is it gonna fit oh
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is it gonna fit is the where are we I don't know
if it's going to fit everybody all right uh here
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we go Joshua you're going to need yourself uh
2 oz or in your case 3 oz of that bur wa wait
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should we modify this for for the hot second
and put the uh the you want uh we may have to
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go with the simple syrup and the or not simple
syrup what was the the other two before the or
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after the liquor what is the other two the lemon
juice yes uh and the uh triple SE sorry okay we're
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gonna we're gonna we're going to have to skip
over cuz I do not know if all that's going to
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fit in here we did see we don't plan these things
folks this is just we just go with it okay so I'm
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going to go with the triple triple all right go
for it josua it's getting close to the top there
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my gosh this is gonna get good all right he may
end up having uh about half an ounce of bourbon
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in there everybody so all right next what are we
doing next Sean what's the next one next is the
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lemon juice Joshua go ahead and add yourself half
an ounce of lemon juice that should be your final
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juice maybe maybe it is all right everybody that's
that's uh if you're watching that's what we got
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here oh God I feel like you should probably have a
bigger cup Joshua yeah I forgot who I was drinking
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with Jesus all right so now go ahead and add the
add the bourbon because the uh the ginger beer is
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just meant to be a topper so add as much bourbon
as you can in there oh this is going to taste all
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like bourbon at the top right now watch [ __ ]
no we'll go ahead we'll find a way for you to
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shake it or something maybe you can just oh no no
no no oh no no just delicious bourbon all all on
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Joshua's lap right now outstanding I love it it is
it is exactly how I imagined this would be going
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um you can't make this stuff up folks this
is all brand new this is not rehearsed so
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what we're going to do everybody is we're
going to we're going to taste we're going
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to see how good this right the top of bourbon
is right here we're just gonna go right off the
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top all right I mean I don't know let's see
what my bourbon face is everybody let's see
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zoom in inhance please thank you uh Joshua
is smelling he is tasting the drink as we
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speak that is a mouthful of bourbon I believe
that is a shot and a half right to the skull
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Jesus Sean your drink is terrible this drink
sucks dude why would you ever no don't people do
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not drink this this is drink this Dr whatever you
do don't don't drink it out of a beaker everybody
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that was wait hold on I think needs more bourbon
let's try let's try everybody let's go more you're
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right just like you I need more bourbon as
well wait yeah okay let's let's try this again
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everybody and and for those of you wondering I am
drinking it out of a straw Don't Judge Me Oh gosh
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that looks that looks horrendous just just for the
record Joshua let's do this just for the record I
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I can't see it's kind of blurry for me cuz we're
recording and it's like uh it's not clear but it
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looks like there's a bunch of Blood on the bottom
of that uh and then above that is what appears to
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be Coca-Cola that's just how it looks from my side
it tastes like ass everybody this just if you ever
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lick the underside of a turtle's butt well uh hold
that up for me Josh I'm going take a picture so I
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can uh give it to Mia to put in the edit so they
can kind of see what it looks like on my screen
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here okay thank you that is let's try this again
yeah let's try this again in h okay there he goes
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he's taking a second sip that looks like another
2 oz of bourbon straight to the sky my goodness
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everybody his drink still tastes like ass that
didn't that didn't fix anything Jer do you not
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have a second cup anywhere near let's try let's
try a little bit more bourbon here how about this
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let's here for the folks out there who just love
bourbon who wants juice a coniss it is delicious
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who wants juice is that what you're chasing Joshua
you're trying to tast the juice I'm trying to get
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to the juice everybody holy [ __ ] and just like
Joshua I Tred to get to the juice as well oh my
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God okay let's try this again guys guys and girls
and everybody watching let's go as Joshua takes
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another sip here we go he puts it to his mouth
another what looks to be shot and a half straight
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to the Dome oh man the face the face everybody
holy [ __ ] it looks like he drank nightmares
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so how I would describe that face is this where
I add the ginger beer holy [ __ ] cuz I mean how
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much more ribbon do you got left buddy I mean you
could probably let me there you go perfect perfect
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all right now you're going to go ahead and open
up that ginger beer go ahead and put it close to
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the mic give everybody some ASMR and for those of
you who don't like that go ahead and uh step away
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from the the video or the audio uh at any point
in time during this please this is gosh this is
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amazing if you're watching this on YouTube please
subscribe on the YouTube channel thank you for
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those who have subscribed we really appreciate you
uh couldn't have done all of this without you uh
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thank you for watching uh happy holidays guys uh
oh my goodness go ahead Joshua give us give us
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that uh give us that ginger beer oh oh [ __ ] oh I
think I just uh I think I need to use the restroom
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let's let's see what this tastes like now
all right here we go oh there we go now we
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can really get to it oh yeah look at that J lift
it up a little more we can't see that [ __ ] you
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got to lift up that there you go there you
go now it kind of looks like a just like a
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regular Long Island ice tea it's kind of nice
Jesus maybe I should give this a shake let's
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see if I can shake there you go he's G it oh yeah
just right underneath the camera no just go ahead
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and put that underneath the there you go yeah oh
no we don't want this to blow up in our faces do
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we everybody all right let's try this drink out
here here we go all right here we go it looks a
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little bit better it looks a little more mixed I
would describe that as a good mixed drink there he
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goes delicioso for third drink it actually is
pretty good all right we did it put in the uh
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we're we're [ __ ] set everybody we got there
there um yeah we got there with third drink
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everybody oh my God that's amazing this went
exactly as we planned it it did exactly as
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we planned it I love it I love it I think it
uh I think it works um yeah go ahead and top
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that [ __ ] off with that ginger beer beautiful
Sensational whoa It's like a science experiment
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it totally is science experiment in my belly
right now Jesus we'll put this back here hell
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yeah for uh for all to see delicious Joshua that
was actually pretty good Sean that was that was
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pretty good not really but uh when made correctly
it tastes it kind of tastes like the holidays you
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know really sweet really Smoky uh makes you want
to forget about your first ex-wife you know it's
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it's good it's good that was awesome I love that
I can't we got to do another one of those and we
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will um leading into the holidays cuz I know
there's a lot of drinks that everybody enjoys
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and if there's one that you like we would gladly
uh put the ingredients in the comments whatever
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you know if you want us to try something on camera
maybe Sean will attempt it next time and oh yeah
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yeah I I will attempt anything you want me to
drink with bourbon I mean I'll drink I'll drink
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anything you want me to drink with bourbon that's
anything any anything he says anything folks so
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put that down in the comment too you know use
emojis if you have to I know words can get in
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the way drop a eggplant in there or something I
don't know oh [ __ ] Josh are speaking of drinks
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when was the first time or what was the first
drink that you ever had or when when was the first
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drink you ever had the the first two questions
when was the first drink you had and what was it
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well Sean let me let me rewind the tape a little
bit to when I was a knee high um no I don't think
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I was actually when the dinosaurs existed yeah
yeah I don't I don't think I was that young but I
0:19:01.920,0:19:10.640
do remember uh I do remember it was around the
holidays around this time and my grandparents
0:19:10.640,0:19:17.840
used to fill the fridge with Bud Light they were
our are hardcore Bud Light Drinkers and and so I
0:19:17.840,0:19:23.800
remember me and my cousins we kind of just uh we
went in there and snuck a little beer when nobody
0:19:23.800,0:19:30.000
was looking we ran outside the front we went hid
in a dark dark Corner in the uh the side of the
0:19:30.000,0:19:34.880
house and we popped that sucker open it was so it
was a Bud Light you know just to kind of give it
0:19:34.880,0:19:41.160
a name give it a a something uh first sip so we
went to the side of the house popped that sucker
0:19:41.160,0:19:50.240
open and I remember the first the first beer
unfortunately it was a Bud Light it tasted like
0:19:50.240,0:19:58.520
[ __ ] it was terrible it it was terrible I mean
I know people love Bud Light I'm not I'm not here
0:19:58.520,0:20:04.560
to offend Bud Light or people who love Bud Light
because I know there's a place in every person's
0:20:04.560,0:20:08.360
um refrigerator closet under the bed wherever
you under your pillow wherever you keep your
0:20:08.360,0:20:16.360
Bud Light um but I always going to have a Bud
Light next to my pillow maybe it's where your
0:20:16.360,0:20:19.840
emergency break goes and you grab for the Bud
Light instead of the emergency break I don't
0:20:19.840,0:20:26.280
know where you keep your Bud Light but if you love
that stuff there's better things out there expand
0:20:26.280,0:20:34.800
your palette Cu uh um it was not it was not very
good so uh how old was I I think I was not even a
0:20:34.800,0:20:41.600
teenager yet you know I think maybe like 11 or
it was a very long time ago I know it was way
0:20:41.600,0:20:47.200
before and I remember drinking it and telling
myself I'm never gonna have a sip of alcohol
0:20:47.200,0:20:55.640
again because it's just disgusting you know and
look at me now all grown up look at you now boy
0:20:55.640,0:21:05.160
grown up right drinking love it I love it spilling
Jos uh I had a similar story on this one uh the
0:21:05.160,0:21:11.480
first time I ever had a drink I'm pretty sure I
was like 10 years old um it's hard when you get
0:21:11.480,0:21:18.280
older you kind of just all the years just blend
into one you know and I strongly remember this
0:21:18.280,0:21:26.120
happening it was at one of my aunt's house um
not my aunt but her daughter so my it would be
0:21:26.120,0:21:32.720
my cousin uh brought her boyfriend over and they
are uh I think at this time they were probably
0:21:32.720,0:21:44.720
in their mid 20s um so you know older old enough
to buy alcohol and uh they had a giant big gulp
0:21:44.720,0:21:51.280
cup sitting in the kitchen and uh I just got
back from playing outside with my cousin and
0:21:51.280,0:21:57.440
I was like [ __ ] I'm thirsty and I was like oh
[ __ ] that big Gul looks pretty [ __ ] good and
0:21:57.440,0:22:05.880
so I go up to to this big gulp cup and I take a
giant Swig from the straw and next thing I know
0:22:05.880,0:22:12.400
I go outside and I am just throwing up I'm like
that was the worst tasting Sprite I thought I
0:22:12.400,0:22:18.960
ever had in my entire [ __ ] life um turns out it
was not Sprite it was just straight beer just a
0:22:18.960,0:22:26.000
straight disgusting warm don't even know which
beer it was just beer in a Big Gulp cup it was
0:22:26.000,0:22:34.760
horrendous uh and I will forever uh never forget
that so similar experience just it's always that
0:22:34.760,0:22:41.720
first taste of beer that really uh really makes
you question your life you know well what is
0:22:41.720,0:22:48.880
beer isn't it like fermented yeast like oh yeah
traditionally like what is that funky initial
0:22:48.880,0:22:55.480
taste you get out of beer what is that the Hops
is what it is yeah the Hops is what gets you it's
0:22:55.480,0:23:04.240
that that gross like bitterness in the back of
your mouth you know that's so so if you if you
0:23:04.240,0:23:13.200
had to drink beer or wine for the rest of your
existence beer or wine and I'm I'm talking your
0:23:13.200,0:23:21.480
basic beer your basic beer like you know your
uh paps Blue Ribbon or your Bud Light or just
0:23:21.480,0:23:28.240
you know your $5 Two Buck Chuck wine bottle M
from the grocery you know from the gas station
0:23:28.240,0:23:37.040
what are you drinking um box of wine you know
just that [ __ ] uh I'm just drinking wine I'd
0:23:37.040,0:23:42.480
prefer wine over beer because beer just makes
you feel real full and [ __ ] um and it's just
0:23:42.480,0:23:48.960
like it's just a tummy ache uh so I'm I'm a wine
guy all the way uh unless it's 805 uh not saying
0:23:48.960,0:23:53.720
I'm sponsored or anything but this shirt is an
805 shirt just saying um if 805 wants to sponsor
0:23:53.720,0:23:58.920
us we will happily take that um but yeah it's
definitely wine if I had to do it the rest of
0:23:58.920,0:24:06.680
my life if it's like [ __ ] bottom shelf I'm
drinking the wine what about you what are you
0:24:06.680,0:24:13.000
doing I I think I'm going wine as well I heard
uh this could be true I'm not a doctor I would
0:24:13.000,0:24:20.840
love to be one but I'm not a doctor I've heard
I've heard wine is wait a minute Jos healthy you
0:24:20.840,0:24:25.440
in you inspected me you said you were a doctor
while you inspected me that's that's kind of
0:24:25.440,0:24:31.240
[ __ ] you said two fingers are one I'm going to
you know every time so don't give me options like
0:24:31.240,0:24:37.880
that all right so you're a wine guy so you'll
do the wine too but yeah I did I heard that
0:24:37.880,0:24:42.480
same thing yeah it's supposed to be good for
your heart like a glass of red wine every
0:24:42.480,0:24:46.680
day it's supposed to be good for your heart
or something like that yeah so I I I think
0:24:46.680,0:24:51.840
they've elud I think they've said uh what red
wine is better than white or do they both have
0:24:51.840,0:24:58.080
their benefits you know on each side of the
spectrum you don't know holy [ __ ] come on
0:24:58.080,0:25:03.800
man I go to you for answers I'm it's probably I I
I've heard it more with red wine than I have with
0:25:03.800,0:25:07.720
white wine if that makes any difference but
it feels like it's like one of those things
0:25:07.720,0:25:12.440
where it's like people who say chocolate is
good for you too and it's like it's certain
0:25:12.440,0:25:17.560
dark chocolates that are apparently good for
you and quote unquote good in parenthesis you
0:25:17.560,0:25:25.280
know because nothing's really good for you you
know so is this good for you Sean is is this
0:25:25.280,0:25:29.160
definitely good for you josa good for you okay
yeah should just drink it out of the top right
0:25:29.160,0:25:35.720
there just [ __ ] pop it open and just big old
Swig of that bad boy I I do need a little bit
0:25:35.720,0:25:41.320
more inass there there's literally nothing
but juice in that cup I know I know so let
0:25:41.320,0:25:48.800
me let me uh let me let me attempt to show
you guys you can do this buddy I believe in
0:25:48.800,0:25:57.680
you let's go here let's go yeah look at him
look at him oh oh tantalizer right wonderful
0:26:00.120,0:26:03.560
I don't know why you did that I mean you're
just going to have a shot in a half as soon
0:26:03.560,0:26:09.560
as you sip that no I still have some I still
have some ginger beer left I do I got ginger
0:26:09.560,0:26:15.480
beer left where you gonna how you going to top
it there's there's a little bit of room at the
0:26:15.480,0:26:21.360
top you know there always an extra inch you can
fit in there somewhere you know let me oh that's
0:26:21.360,0:26:31.480
awesome yeah uh well I'd like everyone give
a credit what hang on hang on uh I would like
0:26:31.480,0:26:37.360
everybody to give credit to Mia because she's
gonna have to uh do some cuts on the drinking
0:26:37.360,0:26:43.920
uh we can I don't think we can on YouTube show
us drinking the stuff no I don't we can I think
0:26:43.920,0:26:47.880
we're gonna have to do like Cuts in between so
MIA I'm so sorry uh there's going to be a lot
0:26:47.880,0:26:55.040
of uh a lot of cuts uh to be making Jesus Jesus
thank you Mia I love you you're the best I'm so
0:26:55.040,0:27:00.600
sorry thank you to the people who are who you
don't see on camera like there's there's faces
0:27:00.600,0:27:04.440
behind here you know there's other people in the
back there's a couple doors back there there's
0:27:04.440,0:27:12.440
people listening you know I think I saw Jesus
one time it was pretty cool don't tell nobody
0:27:12.440,0:27:20.120
sorry Joshua um Joshua I would like to say I'd
like to give this toast to you buddy um happy
0:27:20.120,0:27:29.400
holidays uh I love you all the way from The Good
Old Washington State I can't wait to see you and
0:27:29.400,0:27:38.520
uh cheers buddy cheers Sean I want to to you and
this is this is um for me to you this is also an
0:27:38.520,0:27:44.920
Extended cheers to those who've made it this far
through all of the banter and through everything
0:27:44.920,0:27:51.640
that we've done um episode 11 thank thank you you
know thank you for showing up it's it's a good
0:27:51.640,0:27:59.400
time and uh I say it every time just leave some
comments we really we really want to hear back
0:27:59.400,0:28:04.200
you know I'm not so well Joshua does I don't
care I don't give a [ __ ] what you guys say
0:28:04.200,0:28:10.640
I I love that [ __ ] I love to hear what people
have to let go out of their Flappy gums and their
0:28:10.640,0:28:16.640
freaking double chins and all their you know
I love it thank you guys so much thank you for
0:28:16.640,0:28:22.400
watching thank you for subscribing we're not done
yet but we just figured hey nope cheers thank you
0:28:22.400,0:28:29.000
we love you guys well we kind of gone up the ra
a little bit here didn't we a little bit Joshua
0:28:29.000,0:28:36.160
but let's go further off the rails I sent you a
message not at 5:00 in the morning uh this time
0:28:36.160,0:28:42.280
I was waiting for that one by the way just to
be honest um but I did send you a message of a
0:28:42.280,0:28:47.360
scenario sorry I'm pulling it up right now because
I I cannot remember off the top of my head I'm but
0:28:47.360,0:28:53.120
hey I'm looking on my phone too trust me I don't
I don't know what the hell I'm I'm the non I'm the
0:28:53.120,0:28:57.480
person that passed got through school without
doing homework I just needed to pass the test
0:28:57.480,0:29:03.880
that's all I needed to do every time just pass
the test get through D's get degrees everybody
0:29:03.880,0:29:12.240
yes sir so Joshua I texted you this question I'll
go ahead and read it in an epic three-way battle
0:29:12.240,0:29:22.320
to the death who do you think would be the Victor
between Tim Allen's Santa Claus Jim carre's Grinch
0:29:22.320,0:29:28.440
and Will Ferrell's Buddy the elf so a battle to
the [ __ ] death Joshua who do you think's taking
0:29:28.440,0:29:34.720
it and I'm talking about like it's the it's the
actors playing these characters as the characters
0:29:34.720,0:29:40.880
right so it's it's literally them like who do you
think's who do you think's winning this fight I
0:29:40.880,0:29:48.480
don't think anybody's killing Buddy the elf I'm
you think anybody's gonna take Buddy the elf no no
0:29:48.480,0:29:55.360
he's too kind he's too generous and if you watch
the last episode he's my significant other I put
0:29:55.360,0:30:05.120
a ring on it so I cannot bet against Buddy the
elf you you never you you never just no you're
0:30:05.120,0:30:08.840
you're life partner is the strongest partner you
ever going to have and I'm going for Buddy the
0:30:08.840,0:30:14.520
elf He will chop he will bite he will spit he
will use dental floss to tie you up if he has
0:30:14.520,0:30:22.120
to anything in his Arsenal he's yeah yeah buddy
the AL is going to win this I don't like that I
0:30:22.120,0:30:29.120
don't like that cuz a you're telling me a prime
Jim Carrey a prime Jim Carrey is not going to go
0:30:29.120,0:30:36.280
[ __ ] psychopath Jim Carrey on Buddy the elf
bro like I don't see it I don't see Buddy the
0:30:36.280,0:30:41.960
elf making it I think you're gonna have a battle
of Santa Claus and the Grinch like I think Buddy
0:30:41.960,0:30:47.600
the elf's getting his [ __ ] head ripped off
instantly instantaneously you think he's done
0:30:47.600,0:30:55.080
you think Buddy's not making it yeah Buddy's not
making it I don't think he's making it at all I I
0:30:55.080,0:31:01.760
would love to see some kind you remember how MTV
used to do the uh what was it the theele death
0:31:01.760,0:31:09.240
match yes who remembers celebrity deathmatch when
those little claymation things were just ripping
0:31:09.240,0:31:15.760
each other apart I used to watch that [ __ ]
religiously they need to bring that back come
0:31:15.760,0:31:22.160
on MTV I think they did bring it back and then
nobody watched it so it never never got another
0:31:22.160,0:31:28.120
season I'm blaming that on the marketing team cuz
who you know all the stuff that's out there now
0:31:28.120,0:31:34.520
you know Tik Tok reals everything you got these
two [ __ ] on camera right now there's a lot of
0:31:34.520,0:31:40.680
stuff out there to watch and you can bring back
that that and it will say Market you know get a
0:31:40.680,0:31:46.680
better marketing team we can we can bring that
back Celebrity Death Match I love that Joshua
0:31:46.680,0:31:52.160
listen hey uh let's get you a really nice camera
and let's make a celebrity death match all right
0:31:52.160,0:31:57.600
we will we will put this epic uh epic Topic in
there see who comes out Victorious you know it's
0:31:57.600,0:32:06.760
G to take us like I want to see a raise of hands
who wants to see me go down the uh clamation path
0:32:06.760,0:32:11.080
this person right here I you want me to put
some cameras together you want me to put this
0:32:11.080,0:32:17.320
together for everybody give challenge me give me
something oh did you want to raise of hands I'll
0:32:17.320,0:32:21.240
I'll go ahead and raise my hand josu I'll raise my
hand oh you want you want me yeah I want I want to
0:32:21.240,0:32:26.480
see that I want to see that happen don't have
me I don't want to share my screen what I have
0:32:26.480,0:32:31.480
in my Amazon basket right now cuz I may have
some modeling clay in my Amazon basket right
0:32:31.480,0:32:41.680
now I just might so don't test me if you want to
see that [ __ ] we can we can bring that back so
0:32:41.680,0:32:47.560
right off the bat Josh I'm telling you Buddy the
elf is done he's cooked he's cooked and Ladies
0:32:47.560,0:32:54.880
and Gentlemen please leave a comment let let us
know who you want to win in this battle I'm saying
0:32:54.880,0:33:02.840
it's Jim Carrey The Grinch all right I'm seeing
he's he's unlocked another level of himself um
0:33:02.840,0:33:10.320
to really just go [ __ ] ham right to go ham
on [ __ ] Tim Allen Santa Claus on your buddy
0:33:10.320,0:33:17.720
the Elf right because in my mind I'm picturing
Jim Carrey as Grinch like before the who's and
0:33:17.720,0:33:24.360
hille like loved him so that his heart grew all
right I'm talking like straight animosity towards
0:33:24.360,0:33:30.160
[ __ ] Christmas all right I'm talking I'm gonna
rip a [ __ ] Christmas tree in half kind of talk
0:33:30.160,0:33:39.760
here yeah I don't think he's doing it I think Jim
carre's crawling he's he's he's in a ball he's in
0:33:39.760,0:33:50.760
a corner Buddy the elf just pouring serp on him
and licking his chest whoa Jim Gary's laying there
0:33:50.760,0:33:57.320
just give it to me you know just licking through
that fur you know until it reaches his heart and
0:33:57.320,0:34:04.360
then he hits his heart and then he just dies from
it you ever had someone to hit your heart so hard
0:34:04.360,0:34:10.520
and lick your heart so hard he just died from it
bu Al is loving you so hard you can't hate him
0:34:10.520,0:34:16.960
he's gonna gonna [ __ ] put all his love into
your soul and you're not making it nobody's
0:34:16.960,0:34:23.840
making Buddy the elf die no and if you do die
he's trying to figure out how to bring you back
0:34:23.840,0:34:31.480
he feels bad so now he's going into like you know
boards he's going into black magic you know he's
0:34:31.480,0:34:36.720
he's asking Santa for favors I mean I guess we're
kind of ruling out Santa here like do we not think
0:34:36.720,0:34:42.960
that Santa Claus could like get any upper hand on
either one of them probably not huh it's hard to
0:34:42.960,0:34:52.520
be that overweight and like try to physically you
know obtain some some type of like a I don't know
0:34:52.520,0:34:58.280
aggression I don't know like I mean s is limited
you know he only gets he doesn't Santa doesn't
0:34:58.280,0:35:02.880
really walk he only Walks from the chimney to
your damn tree so he's probably not he's probably
0:35:02.880,0:35:10.080
not athletic you know he's eating cookies he's
drinking milk he he you know his thumbs hurt you
0:35:10.080,0:35:17.960
know from writing and [ __ ] like he's fat you
know's a jolly fat man nobody's ever said nobody
0:35:17.960,0:35:22.480
has ever said you know what skinny Santa show
up to my house you know there there is no skinny
0:35:22.480,0:35:30.240
Santa skinny Santa does not exist he eats cookies
he drinks milk he only comes out one time of the
0:35:30.240,0:35:35.040
year he's like that guy that you know only works
out once and he's just like oh [ __ ] look at
0:35:35.040,0:35:41.640
these abs you're like there's no ABS there that's
your gut bro you know it's no ABS you know good
0:35:41.640,0:35:48.080
point I'm still not making it he has no stamina
that's the word I was looking for he has no
0:35:48.080,0:35:53.760
stamina he Ain he ain't getting far you're right
yeah even even Mrs Santa doesn't even have nothing
0:35:53.760,0:35:58.640
to do with them you know they don't have kids they
have animals for friends you know Santa can't even
0:35:58.640,0:36:02.560
hop on the [ __ ] saddle you know he hey do you
think that's do you think that's why Santa has
0:36:02.560,0:36:11.480
reindeer because he's he's oh yeah let's not go
back to this Sean let's let's not Circle back
0:36:11.480,0:36:17.920
to you know listen the people got to know Joshua
the people got to know all right have you changed
0:36:17.920,0:36:26.200
your mind yet you know no I have not Chang I'm
eating deer I'm eating jerky I'm chopping it up
0:36:26.200,0:36:34.120
you know try it maybe I just want to watch you try
it you cannot sway me to do anything unappropriate
0:36:34.120,0:36:40.280
to any kind of creature you know aliens come down
I'm saying hello I'm not looking for an Orphus to
0:36:40.280,0:36:46.920
put it in it's not my style you know I'm not I'm
not looking I see a hole and I'm just not hey let
0:36:46.920,0:36:52.280
me put it in there you know what I mean like no
that's not how this human this this person works
0:36:52.280,0:37:01.920
all right fine whatever let us know who you think
would win win this fight um Joshua let's move on
0:37:01.920,0:37:10.560
I have another question Joshua this one's about
eggs who eggs do you like eggnog Joshua eggnog
0:37:10.560,0:37:21.640
do you like eggnog please no okay all right move
how in depth do you want me to go about I can keep
0:37:21.640,0:37:27.680
it simple or I can go I can go on a tangent what
what do you want to hear what is who wants I think
0:37:27.680,0:37:33.720
people want to hear one of Joshua's favorite
tangents like the give us a tangent Joshua go
0:37:33.720,0:37:41.560
on why don't you like did someone eggnog and you
drank it was weird EG eggnog is just not good EG
0:37:41.560,0:37:47.440
eggnog I you know normally I look up the history
of this stuff normally I dive deep into it but can
0:37:47.440,0:37:57.080
my can my answer just be as simple as I don't
like it of course do I do I so I did I did do
0:37:57.080,0:38:02.960
research on this actually um oh then why would
you lie to us well what the [ __ ] I I take you
0:38:02.960,0:38:10.600
down manyi paths I'll take you down you know as
as one as one did mention the other day I do play
0:38:10.600,0:38:15.680
head games every once in a while every every
once in a while I'll I'll dabble in the mind
0:38:15.680,0:38:28.320
of human um so I got accus of this somebody did
tell and if they do watch this yes I did yeah so
0:38:28.320,0:38:35.640
eggnog I'm not drinking it I've never had a good
one I would hope that somebody can sway me One
0:38:35.640,0:38:40.840
Direction or another um yes it does have alcohol
but just because some has alcohol doesn't mean
0:38:40.840,0:38:50.080
I'm gonna I'm I'm going to like it um but I I I
I'm not an eggnog person I think it's filling I
0:38:50.080,0:38:58.120
think it it bloats you out I think it uh it's
a bunch of eggs or no it's egg whites if I'm
0:38:58.120,0:39:03.720
not bunch of eggs yeah like what are you put in
your belly right you know what eggnog is don't
0:39:03.720,0:39:12.000
you like talk me into it never drank eggnog I've
never drank eggnog no no and the reason I don't
0:39:12.000,0:39:17.960
drink eggnog is because I'm scared of eggnog
because you have a fear it just it just sounds
0:39:17.960,0:39:23.520
like it sounds like I'm gonna get sick is what
it sounds like like it sounds like I'm drinking
0:39:23.520,0:39:31.240
just raw eggs I know I know it's not right but it
sounds like it it has the word egg in it you know
0:39:31.240,0:39:37.120
egg and alcohol like that doesn't sound right and
you think about sours and whiskey sours and stuff
0:39:37.120,0:39:41.680
like that like those have eggs in it and I don't
drink those either because I'm scared of the eggs
0:39:41.680,0:39:47.880
Joshua I'm scared of eggs of drinking anything
with eggs I don't want it I don't want anything
0:39:47.880,0:39:54.720
to do with it it's creepy I don't even like when
Rocky drank the eggs like there's just something
0:39:54.720,0:40:02.800
about it that is just aw pudding like I don't want
it it's like olives all over again olives oh man
0:40:02.800,0:40:09.720
we're gonna go down to the oliv so no I have not
drank any eggnog so I I I just don't like it out
0:40:09.720,0:40:21.400
of the mental capacity right I just never had it
never will so that's it I I think you could make
0:40:21.400,0:40:31.200
a good eggnog though I'm you know I've never had
let me let me throw this out there Sean it you you
0:40:31.200,0:40:39.560
are a connoisseur of beverages you know how to
make things really good when they should be bad
0:40:39.560,0:40:47.480
I'm just gonna say it you you can make something
out of nothing so all right when I when I come
0:40:47.480,0:40:55.800
to visit you I want to try make an eggnog is that
what the video is going to be Joshua so everybody
0:40:55.800,0:41:01.160
behind theen SC um we're trying to figure out
a video to make for you guys and if this is
0:41:01.160,0:41:07.240
the video that we have to make is US creating
a homemade a homemade eggnog I'm gonna throw
0:41:07.240,0:41:13.600
up on camera I'm just saying it right now there's
gonna be throw up in the video so just [ __ ] be
0:41:13.600,0:41:23.840
prepared I think you can make a good one I I uh
I don't want to be biased but because you already
0:41:23.840,0:41:31.120
know I already said it I don't like egg nug but I
did see some recipes did that did have ingredients
0:41:31.120,0:41:40.720
in it that I I I probably could cope with and
I and I could okay possibly be swayed towards
0:41:40.720,0:41:50.200
but as I mentioned if if anybody loves eggnog
if anybody loves it I would like to know what
0:41:50.200,0:42:00.040
you would recommend how you'd make it where you'd
buy it sh to Joe's Whole Foods the you know that
0:42:00.040,0:42:08.000
sketchy van 12 a.m. yeah just that sketchy you
know just you know that that dude named freaking
0:42:08.000,0:42:13.800
you know Bob you know showing up at your door
four in the morning with a trench coat only eggnog
0:42:13.800,0:42:21.520
underneath nothing else gross um come here son
come on and drink from this how I Envision yeah
0:42:21.520,0:42:28.680
that's how I Envision eggnog showing up to my door
just some weird milky white stuff in a you know
0:42:28.680,0:42:38.440
glass or something like that but I'm not drinking
it I'm not drinking it oh that's [ __ ] awful but
0:42:38.440,0:42:42.480
I did discover a new drink because we're on the
topic of drinks and we just made one that tasted
0:42:42.480,0:42:49.200
great you know if you made it past the first part
of the episode I gave it a five star review thank
0:42:49.200,0:42:55.120
you for drinking with us guys if you're drinking
with us thank you and these are all 21 drinks by
0:42:55.120,0:43:01.600
the way so if you made this far thank you um so
or who cares go into your parents Liquor Cabinet
0:43:01.600,0:43:07.280
grab some bourbon make a drink m m that's right
I'm talking to you I'm talking to you stop this
0:43:07.280,0:43:14.000
guy he's gone off the rails put the caution tape
up around his face and his mouth he's not good
0:43:14.000,0:43:21.000
oh it's okay that'll that'll be cut don't worry
about it nobody heard any of that okay everybody
0:43:21.000,0:43:27.400
those who are still here there's tickets available
right we still got seats on the front row come on
0:43:27.400,0:43:32.720
down come on down everybody come Clos Clos come
closer get closer come closer because I'm about
0:43:32.720,0:43:44.120
to tell you about a drink that I have recently
okay discovered and I'm interested in it takes
0:43:44.120,0:43:49.320
a little bit of you know you got you got to get
real intimate with the animal you know not as
0:43:49.320,0:43:54.480
intimate as Shan you got you got to get intimate
you got to you got to you got to bring this animal
0:43:54.480,0:44:01.880
in close didn't this man man just say he wasn't
going to [ __ ] a deer like what I hope you beep
0:44:01.880,0:44:12.200
that out Jesus Christ so noay in I'm throwing it
out there because because in the in the area that
0:44:12.200,0:44:18.000
I live in this does exist this particular drink
that requires you to get intimate I mean up and
0:44:18.000,0:44:22.320
close I mean this four-legged creature is walking
across the bar in front of you back and forth and
0:44:22.320,0:44:27.960
you could just take a sip out of it you know
maybe not I the [ __ ] are you talking Joshua
0:44:27.960,0:44:34.040
what are you talking about come on I'm I'm G
I'm going to extend I'm going to go outside
0:44:34.040,0:44:41.800
of my my native tongue you know I'm G I'm gonna
attempt I'm gonna attempt this but okay but have
0:44:41.800,0:44:52.720
you ever heard of the drink called Bahar Bahar
I have not no I no okay laugh at me everybody
0:44:52.720,0:44:59.040
who who who speaks Spanish who knows what man
okay he tried all right just give him a little
0:44:59.040,0:45:06.120
credit that was good that was good I don't know
if that's how it's pronounced but that was good
0:45:06.120,0:45:12.440
I mean for you that was great so go ahead explain
it to us what is it this requires a living animal
0:45:12.440,0:45:25.000
that produces milk I produce milk you do not
is that a uh beat the [ __ ] reference yes yes
0:45:25.000,0:45:35.080
it is yeah sorry j continue so this requires m
a living can't be dead because it's got to be
0:45:35.080,0:45:47.760
milk producing what wait a minute hang on wait
wait what if it was recently Dead all right no
0:45:47.760,0:45:54.560
does that no we had this discussion about baby
goats and all this other [ __ ] last time so
0:45:54.560,0:46:00.960
you I can't believe you have not heard of this
this is this is just keep describing it okay
0:46:00.960,0:46:12.600
okay so this requires fresh from the te milk
and I believe tequila and sometimes they put
0:46:12.600,0:46:21.720
chocolate into it whoa okay actually I think I
have heard about this mhm I know you have come
0:46:21.720,0:46:30.160
on bring it home Sean bring it home [ __ ] um
the usually do it at uh like uh this one type
0:46:30.160,0:46:37.280
of Hispanic party [ __ ] it's the name is auding
me I'm so sorry uh but I do know what you're
0:46:37.280,0:46:43.960
talking about now de okay I don't remember
what they're [ __ ] called I'm too I'm too
0:46:43.960,0:46:50.920
I'm too gone like there's too much in going on up
here thinking about you sucking a live goat it's
0:46:50.920,0:46:59.160
weird so I I guess I guess I guess typ let
me have a drink here Let Me Clear My Throat
0:46:59.160,0:47:05.520
please so I know what you're talking about
and I I understand it I don't I don't like
0:47:05.520,0:47:09.680
it because it it sounds like it would upset
your tummy at least it would upset my tum
0:47:09.680,0:47:16.720
tum you know so are you gonna wait are you
alluding that you're going to try this on
0:47:16.720,0:47:24.520
on camera jro are you gonna bring a live goat
into the Pod session no no but I am putting
0:47:24.520,0:47:30.600
it on my bucket list for those who have had it
because I've I've been talking to multiple people
0:47:30.600,0:47:42.760
again please I'm working on this um I I really
want to don't cancel him please don't I mean
0:47:42.760,0:47:47.440
come on I I I worked on this I have that paper
that I have it written down somewhere it's just
0:47:47.440,0:47:55.440
in my truck so you're fineos I'm I'm totally cool
with experimenting and trying this so it is it is
0:47:55.440,0:48:03.440
fresh fresh milk freshly squeezed from the tee
um it goes into a cup with some kind of alcohol
0:48:03.440,0:48:09.360
you know Tequila some high proof liquor and then
I would probably prefer it with a little bit of
0:48:09.360,0:48:13.160
chocolate because I guess they they mix it with
like some kind of chocolate milk or something and
0:48:13.160,0:48:19.400
and from what I understand correct me if I'm wrong
but it's kind of like an in the morning sort of
0:48:19.400,0:48:28.960
like uh hangover cure or wake me up um breakfast
sort of thing so I'm looking to the individuals
0:48:28.960,0:48:34.680
who have uh who I've talked to about this let's
go out let's have this stuff let's let's let's
0:48:34.680,0:48:40.200
take a trip and I wanna film it I want to have a
because I feel like that needs to be filmed Joshua
0:48:40.200,0:48:48.520
I'm not gonna film but I I will have I'm I'm G to
have a followup I'm G to have a followup and you
0:48:48.520,0:48:53.240
know who you are's no follow without film if you
don't film it then it never happened and you got
0:48:53.240,0:48:57.360
to do it here on the Pod so you might as well just
film it all right we'll get one I know who you're
0:48:57.360,0:49:02.840
talking about I'll film it I I'll make sure I'll
ask them to film it like it's not hard I'll film
0:49:02.840,0:49:06.480
it you know who you are out there I've talked to
you about it so let's let's get out there let's
0:49:06.480,0:49:12.840
have it uh make it one of these things that we
do and uh we'll put it up for everybody to see
0:49:12.840,0:49:20.800
but apparently it's it's good it cures hangover so
maybe I should go in hung over Poss to have a real
0:49:20.800,0:49:33.560
solid review of this uh drink all natural organic
drink oh that's awesome um but yeah yeah that's
0:49:33.560,0:49:39.680
that's I don't even know how we got there but yeah
everybody you want to talk about it that's that's
0:49:39.680,0:49:44.920
amazing I I think you should do it you should film
it we'll put it on here it'll be [ __ ] hilarious
0:49:44.920,0:49:49.320
it'll be awesome now Joshua we only have 10
minutes to go in this episode I know it's been a
0:49:49.320,0:49:59.360
fun one um please give us our Fortune of the week
hopefully it'll be a good one oh we we didn't even
0:49:59.360,0:50:04.080
get to the other stuff but I guess we can you
know no we got to spe this [ __ ] up this this
0:50:04.080,0:50:07.840
is not scripted but yeah we only got 10 minutes
everybody this is not scripted we're just going
0:50:07.840,0:50:12.480
to go we're going to jump right into it you can
save all your value finds for next week just give
0:50:12.480,0:50:21.160
us a Fortune of the week I want to hear some uh I
want to hear some lucky numbers okay so last week
0:50:21.160,0:50:32.680
if you guys tuned in um I I are the week before
whatever you guys caught I have cookies that have
0:50:32.680,0:50:42.120
numbers and cookies that don't have numbers the
debate in the classroom right now is do we just
0:50:42.120,0:50:50.440
continue to pull um pointless meaningful cookies
that don't have no numbers or or do we just start
0:50:50.440,0:51:00.520
rocking out these cookies that have numbers and
fortunes MH and since nobody's in the chat and
0:51:00.520,0:51:06.760
we're not live right now I leave it up to this
other beautiful face on screen right here would
0:51:06.760,0:51:18.200
you like to see two cookies one without and one
with so last week we did two cookies I think
0:51:18.200,0:51:25.760
we should just do one cookie this week with the
numbers that's what I'm more leaning towards okay
0:51:25.760,0:51:32.840
okay we can we can you know I we can do that let
me go into my my treasure Trove of cookies because
0:51:32.840,0:51:43.440
like everybody keeps cookies cookies under their
desk everybody should have cookies all right so I
0:51:43.440,0:51:51.520
say so many times I need to stop here's my cookie
for today everybody Special K we're going back to
0:51:51.520,0:51:58.080
Special K Special K seems to be the best type of
cookie yeah yeah I I I really hope there's going
0:51:58.080,0:52:05.280
to be a winner from Special [Music] K Wow this
one must have a lock on it it's really difficult
0:52:05.280,0:52:14.760
to open God damn all right let's get into it here
oo this one's this one's a this one's a half out
0:52:14.760,0:52:20.280
this this is a half out Fortune they don't even
want you get in look at that like like teasing
0:52:20.280,0:52:30.480
you should we should we crack the cookie oh or
should we keep the cookie whole oh can you can
0:52:30.480,0:52:36.680
you just pull the little tag out like I mean oh
all right pull that baby out there you go should
0:52:36.680,0:52:46.840
I should I pull it yeah oh oh it's still cracked
so there you go okay was beautiful for everybody
0:52:46.840,0:52:53.680
who enjoys the fortune of the day on this December
12th we're going to bring it home with this right
0:52:53.680,0:53:08.360
now let's do this so on this December 12th your
fortune is utilize what you have been given oh
0:53:08.360,0:53:16.040
that's a great one I like that one not long
but straight to the point just like me great
0:53:16.040,0:53:24.120
one like to see that uh be proven I know
that costumes in there still put that on
0:53:24.120,0:53:31.360
any moment just saying because if you missed it
I'm going to read it one more time utilize what
0:53:31.360,0:53:39.920
you have been given there you go everybody
that is your fortune for December 12th of
0:53:39.920,0:53:44.320
2023 now let me give you some lucky
0:53:44.320,0:54:05.720
numbers for your lucky numbers on December 12th
we have 41 25 27 52 11 and 24 and I repeat for
0:54:05.720,0:54:21.000
the heart of hearing 41 25 27 52 11 and 24
let's go beautiful [ __ ] beautiful Joshua I
0:54:21.000,0:54:29.520
love it I [ __ ] love it and I love all of you
because you guys are amazing to give everybody
0:54:29.520,0:54:37.080
a quick recipe for another drink that you guys
can make it's really simple so I have finished
0:54:37.080,0:54:42.240
my uh my beautiful drink here and Joshua if you
want to keep drinking your drink you can feel
0:54:42.240,0:54:48.160
free and just get totally plastered I I would
enjoy that very much um now what you're going
0:54:48.160,0:54:54.480
to need ladies and gentlemen you you are going to
need some type of cider uh it can be Martinelli's
0:54:54.480,0:55:01.320
it can be um Welches it can be uh whatever you
[ __ ] want it can be alcohol free it can have
0:55:01.320,0:55:09.400
alcohol uh today I'm using um a shilling cider
this is specifically a a grape for one it's in
0:55:09.400,0:55:19.480
a little Koozie right now to keep it cold um but
you're going to add a 12 O uh can or 12 oz poure
0:55:19.480,0:55:26.440
of your Seltzer or sorry your cider not your
Seltzer and then you're basically going to go
0:55:26.440,0:55:33.400
ahead and uh fill your cup there and then you're
going to get 2 oz of whatever bourbon you want I'm
0:55:33.400,0:55:40.120
using a nice well Turkey 101 here uh and you're
going to go ahead and pour 2 ounces in that and
0:55:40.120,0:55:44.760
then you're going to stir that baby around and
you're going to give yourself some holiday cheer
0:55:44.760,0:55:51.760
that's uh that's cheerful you from my cheer
to your cheer I don't know where I was going
0:55:51.760,0:55:58.360
with that josua don't mind this is not scripted
this is not scripted this is this is this is not
0:55:58.360,0:56:05.800
scripted this is just uh this is just us wishing
you the best of holidays everybody happy holidays
0:56:05.800,0:56:11.760
um this is probably going to go down on record
as being one of the the weirdest episodes or the
0:56:11.760,0:56:18.360
most fun episode that you've ever watched with us
so thank you guys for listening um we love each
0:56:18.360,0:56:25.240
and every one of you uh Mia thank you so much
for cutting most of that out appre appreciate
0:56:25.240,0:56:33.280
you uh and as we said at the top of the episode
cheers everybody thank you for listening thank
0:56:33.280,0:56:42.880
you for watching we will see you on Friday
Cheers happy holidays oh it's all bourbon
0:56:42.880,0:56:47.440
oh
0:56:47.440,0:57:09.800
oh [Music] n
