Sorry For The Delay | EP.10 | Love, Gifts & Santa Truths
-WHAT’S IN OUR CUP-
Sean: None This Episode
Joshua: None This Episode
-CHAPTERS-
00:00 Cold Open, Episode 10 Vibes & Cheers
01:41 Background Glow-Up & “Design Team” Banter
03:48 Countdown Check: 27 Days (648 Hours) Left In The Year
05:30 This Day In History: Gold Rush, Walt Disney’s Birthday, Prohibition Ends
08:59 Angel Tree Topper & Decorating Dilemmas
11:40 Holiday Traditions & Post-Thanksgiving Check-In
13:38 Turkey Vs. Ham (And Why Nostalgia Still Buys Turkeys)
16:59 “Do Gifts = Love?” Cruise vs Dollar-Store Debate
21:24 The Surprise Car Story (Grandma Rage Edition)
24:52 Santa Cameo… And Exit
27:10 When Did You Stop Believing In Santa?
31:45 FMK Poll Results Follow-Up (Frosty, Buddy & The Deer)
35:58 Fun Finds: Mixology Book, Mr. DNA, Jurassic Value Pop, Haunted Mansion Postcard
52:18 Fortune(s) Of The Week + Lucky Numbers
59:40 Wrap-Up & Next Week’s Holiday Drink Plans
-SOUND BITES-
• “We’re on a high right now, Joshua—Episode 10!” — Kickoff adrenaline, Sean.
• “You only got 27 days left… that’s 648 hours.” — Countdown math, Joshua.
• “The largest gold nugget found in California weighed 160 pounds.” — History flex, Joshua.
• “Happy birthday to Walt Disney—the man had 26 Oscars.” — Disney tidbit, Joshua.
• “Prohibition ended today in 1933—cheers to that.” — Timely toast, Joshua.
• “I’m still debating: big fake tree or tiny tree again.” — Holiday setup, Sean.
• “If people don’t even like turkey, why do we still buy it?” — Food for thought, Joshua.
• “Gifts should be sprinkles on the cupcake—not the whole cake.” — Love & gifts take, Sean.
• “We traded her Lincoln for a ‘safer’ car… Grandma saw red.” — Surprise gone wrong, Joshua.
• “Is Santa wearing shorts? Those are too short.” — Background Santa audit, Joshua.
• “I found presents in the closet labeled ‘from Santa’… the math wasn’t mathing.” — Santa reveal, Sean.
• “Five out of ten said they’d, um, pick the deer. For science.” — FMK poll recap, Sean.
• “This mixology book has pictures—that’s my kind of studying.” — Fun find grin, Joshua.
• “Mr. DNA—so that’s what DNA looks like… mint in plastic.” — Collectible moment, Joshua.
• “A Haunted Mansion postcard for five bucks? Tiny art wins.” — Park pickup, Sean.
-FORTUNE & FINDS-
Fortune: When in doubt, be yourself.
Fortune: Feed your body every day; you must also feed your mind.
Lucky Numbers: 43, 26, 50, 45, 56, 49
Fun Finds / Value Finds:
Sean: Haunted Mansion Postcard — Disneyland art-in-miniature that doubles as displayable wall candy; a tiny-budget, big-vibe pickup.
Joshua: Mixology Picture Book — Holiday-ready recipe inspo with full-color pours; paging future cocktail segments.
Joshua (Funko, Mr. DNA) — Jurassic Park nostalgia hit; classic character sealed and display-ready.
Joshua (Value Find, Kayla — Jurassic World Funko) — Target rescue around $11; app value around ~$40 makes it a tidy flip or keeper.
(Artwork Shoutout: None This Episode)**
Transcript
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welcome to sorry for the delay episode 10 I'm
your editor Mia and on today's show the boys are
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confessing to a love we've all seen coming a story
about gift giving gone wrong and the question is
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asked when they lost belief in Santa all that
and more enjoy the [Applause] [Music] show
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hello Joshua welcome to sorry for the delay
episode that's right Joshua 10 episode [ __ ]
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10 we're on a high right now Joshua we're on the
highest of highs oh look at us yes and cheers to
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everybody who's seen us up until this point cheers
congratulations you've you've made it through the
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suffering just like we have yes sir yes sir uh
I like to take note Joshua um that background
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you got there is real pretty that's a real pretty
background you got well what what would you like
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to be more specific because I see one thing in
particular I'm just looking at the screen Joshua
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everything else is just you know I'm not even
mentioning it it looks great I have to we have
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to thank our design team I mean I know we got me
on staff but we also have an unnamed yeah we got
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a design team yeah so yeah we got we got that
too everybody I want a design team God damn it
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I guess that's what happens when you're in studio
you get the you get the design [Laughter] team it
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looks great Joshua it looks it looks Sensational
um let's start things off as we always do Joshua
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with a this day in history lay it on us all right
this day in history but we can't leave out how
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many more days we have left either which we only
got 27 days left in the year why would you do this
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to me Jos I don't want to start my day off sad
like come on yeah with the year is coming to an
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end everybody so hopefully everybody th far has
had either a good year a medium year let's make
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it better we got 27 days left and if 27 days is
just like you don't do your the rest of your days
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by time let's I'll break it down to you by hours
you only got 648 hours left in this damn year so
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600 you live yeah so if you live your life by
hours check it you got 64 48 Hours my Lord damn
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year what about minutes Joshua break it down to
minutes I probably have more minutes than hours
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right I'm bringing minutes to the next episode but
no no minutes no seconds this time around but I
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promise it's it's coming everybody so that that'll
be in the next episode God hang on I I I tuned out
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for a second did you say 27 days 27 days yes okay
okay I thought for a second I thought you just
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said 20 days and I was like whoa how yeah we got
20 yeah so on this uh December 5th you you only
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have 27 days left uh and for you full-time workers
out there 648 hours I hope you got some sick time
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cuz otherwise you're going to be working a lot
the rest of the year oh my God that hurts have
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some fun yeah more painful when you think about
it by hours what happened on this day in history
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December 5th let me let me hear okay so this day
in history everybody on this December 5th we're
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going to start it off with an 1848 US President
James K pulk triggered the Gold Rush of 1849 by
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confirming a gold Discovery in California but
that's not it I got a fun fact for you guys fun
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fact for you is the largest gold nugget pretty
uh the largest gold nugget found in California
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weighed in at60 lbs 160 lb holy [ __ ] yeah so
that that's like two turkeys big ass nugget that
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I know right depending how the turkeys you get
so that big ass nugget which doing this research
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I found out at the time of its Discovery they
sold that big ass nugget for $40,000 that's it
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only 40K yeah I would I would assume the big ass
nugget would have gone for way more but if those
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bad boys would have kept that to to this day so
I did a little bit of the math I looked on Google
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you really went to today oh yeah yeah I I I dug
into it because those guys got pretty damn lucky
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finding that nugget so today that nugget would
be worth five roughly $5 million5 million holy
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[ __ ] MH God damn what would I do with them like
probably buy like five all you buff people out
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there lifting weights and you know you got 160 lb
on that bar there was a nugget out there weighting
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that much that's [ __ ] crazy that's a $5
million nugget you put over your chest bu workout
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Enthusiast i' I'm [ __ ] my mind is blown right
now I I want two turkey sized nuggets well after
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you eat a little bit of turkey you're going to
have some your own nuggets buddy so yeah those AR
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the same I can't enjoy those worth much less I'm
sure too hey you don't know that true true okay so
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leading into the second one this day in history in
1901 American animator Sean you may know this one
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okay American animator and film producers whose
work included lady in the [ __ ] oh Poppins and
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probably one of my favorite animated films ever
Peter Pan the great Walt Disney was born happy
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birthday Walt let's go on this day in history
and because I do my research clearly Mr Walt
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Disney did you know that Walt Disney to this
day still holds the record for the most Academy
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Awards in history holy [ __ ] how many Academy
Awards he has 26 26 Joshua how many awards do we
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have zero zero so far that's awesome that's
awesome Joshua I had no idea yeah that's a
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lot of awards too God damn that man was a real
innovator so yeah and if you dig a Little Deeper
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there's more history they got he's got a bunch
more nominations he's got a ton so for for if
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you guys are interested in Walt Disney which
we know Sean loves it I look into it it's it's
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a pretty cool story um he's got a bunch of
stuff you look him up so interesting man for
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sure and my final one on this day in history
which kind of leads maybe a little to what
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we might be talking about today on this day in
history in 1933 the end of Prohibition in the
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USA happened oo a national ban on alcohol in the
US which was first initiated in 1920 by the 18th
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Amendment so today and this day in history
they got rid of um let's go wo the reason
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why my liver hurts Cheers [Laughter] Cheers oh
that's awesome Joshua three beautiful facts I
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appreciate it yeah and and uh it just you know
just what happen coinciding with um you know us
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possibly talking about alcohol and drinks and fun
festivity beverages we'll see maybe we'll see I
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know I have one every time your cup is always
full Joshua that's the that's the motto of the
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story what do you got for me Sean do you
got anything anything fun sitting around
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in your background you got anything you know any
historical facts any no Joshua I never have any
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hisorical effects what are you that's your job I'm
just I'm just here floating on a Vibe baby um but
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I do have something in my background there uh if
you notice to my left of frame here uh there is
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a weird ass looking angel up here uh let me see I
can somewhere yeah right up there right up there
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um that is our Christmas tree topper and we have
not put up our Christmas tree because I'm still
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debating whether or not I'm going to go with a big
old fake tree or if I'm going to do the same tree
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I had last year which is like a little tiny tree
I don't know either way uh she'll be up there for
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for this episode and who knows maybe next episode
I will have a tree in the background I can't be
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like you Joshua and have all these beautiful
gnomes scattered around and uh wonderful Garland
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everywhere I don't I don't have the the Aurora
of space that you do so but now I don't I hate
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garlands to be honest with you I had somebody else
put all that up back there I just showed up it was
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like this when I got here that works I don't do
any of this I got I got a team that does this
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think I have that creativity in me no way yeah I
know he got that dog in [Laughter] you oh Joshua
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I ain't got I ain't got really nothing nothing
really I mean no nothing for me today nothing
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nothing no I'm trying to think about like how my
week was and like no been watching a few Christmas
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movies nothing special like started watching the
new Santa Claus show thing that they have pretty
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interesting but you know I'm just I'm kind of
just like living right now like just kind of just
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going with the the flow like everything's good
like I'm just kind of waiting waiting for this
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surprise visit from you guys that's happening
in later this month and then uh I don't know
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I I think I think after that I've probably
peaked for the year and I could die so I don't
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know I did I know no no no no I wanted to hear
about you because it's always about it's nothing
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about anything around here this place everybody
knows that but because we we know we did just
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have Thanksgiving and I uh I had a little bit
of followup you know for people who have had
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Thanksgiving so okay I walked around my place of
business you know I put a lot of steps in every
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day just like you do ohline yeah so I went around
asking people are you cooking for Thanksgiving
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are you eating for Thanksgiving and I didn't
write the numbers down but there was there I
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was fairly surprised I probably pulled about 50
people again I didn't count everyone but I know
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about how many people I talk to every day cuz my
cuz I'm like dead by the end of every day so I
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know I've talked to a lot of people so mentally
physically so there was a surprising amount of
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people that said they were they were going
to cook this year really okay there's a lot
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of people that are actually cooking I that kind
of surprised me because most of what I see every
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day is a bunch of people who look like they eat
I don't see a whole I you know I don't you know
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I don't see on the regular basis I don't see a
whole lot of people that are actually cooking
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um okay and then there was a fair amount that did
both so it was it was cool to connect with people
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after the the festivities and and to ask around
a bit do you cook do you eat and some people do
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hop in the kitchen with their you know their mom
their dad their relatives and it's it's nice to
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see that that that is a tradition because we
did talk about tradition the last episode if
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you did you didn't catch that one we talked about
tradition so I wanted to revisit that a little bit
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it's nice that people and still still with their
families yeah that's great yeah that's really nice
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um did you by any chance ask anybody if it was
like their first time cooking or it was just a
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general cooking question it um most of them it
it wasn't their first time you know they seemed
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they seemed seasoned in the kitchen for what I
did ask I did ask about a couple dishes people
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like to make some people leaned on mashed potatoes
which is cool you know um there there's the mashed
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potatoes there was the fullon I make ribs you
know let those suckers put those things on in
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the morning just kind of let them go then there
was your there was your uh tamale people you know
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I love tamali we talked about that in the previous
Parts yeah yeah so we did talk about that um yeah
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there's there was quite a bit not too many people
are doing turkey though that that that didn't
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surprise me cuz I know Turkey is kind of can be
Bland can be a little boring so actually now that
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you mentioned that Joshua I heard a fact today a
weird like like Thanksgiving fact um they ranked
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I think it was like a thousand like thousand
people uh and they were ranking their worst
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Thanksgiving food right and we talked we talked a
little bit about our worst food and Thanksgiving
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food um but it turns out people well at least
in these thousand people really don't like
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cranberry sauce as the most like disliked thing
right and the second thing they don't like is
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turkey crazy right and it's it's for those exact
facts that you stated um sometimes it's too dry
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and it's not worth the time or effort so I get
it I can definitely see it but I still like it
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which which I mean I know thanksgiving's when we
talked about that but why do people continue to
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eat turkey if it's if it's not good like why is
it still the thing that fills every freezer in
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the grocery store you know why why is turkey
continuing to be the thing I think it's it's
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like you think I think it's like the you know
the idea of like the American dream right white
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picket fence beautiful wife two kids right right
I think it's still holding on to those ideals and
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that mindset so you you picture Thanksgiving and
what is the first thing that comes to people's
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mind most often is the picture of the family
sitting at a table with this big turkey and
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all the sides and fixings on like align the along
the sides there and just I think that that image
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is what really keeps driving the turkey like
being purchased every year you know same thing
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with like uh um [ __ ] like Christmas you could
even say like people really want the Nostalgia
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still and I think that's what's continuing
to drive it so I mean people clearly people
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aren't buying turkeys for food like for flavor
factors you know and I think people are leaning
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a lot more towards ham nowadays so I think it's
got to be the Nostalgia it's got to be nostalgia
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H so do what do you think came first the turkey
or the Hem historically do you think it what do
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you think people told the LIE of it was a turkey
or do you think it was what do you think it do
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we have a theory on you know the chicken of the
egg turkey or was or it was either ham or it was
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like some type of like Duck like I'm trying to
think about like back then what what would you
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have around you and you'd probably have either
ducks or some type of like pigeon I don't know
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pigeon you it was some type of poultry I would
have to assume right cuz I don't think Pig
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when they hit the Americas they saw a pigeon
they were like that's what is that rat with
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wings so I think it's got to be something
I think it's got to be some type of poultry
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yeah I think that's what came first and then
you probably had ham after so okay okay I I
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recently just started having ham so I I think
Ham's better than turkey I would have to agree
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with you but I make a really good turkey and
everybody says that but Joshua you've had my
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cooking and you could vouch for me I if you
had my turkey you would probably agree that
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it was probably some of the best turkey you've
had I I would feel comfortable going on a dating
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show with you if we were a couple and they
were to ask me so Joshua your partner Sean
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the gentleman you hold hands with and sleep with
at night yeah I would I would feel comfortable
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answering does he sleep on the yes the left
yes he does is he does he cook or does he
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eat what does he do on Thanksgiving I would
comfortably say he cooks and he eats doctor
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doctor for 25 points oh that's great yes the
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answer is yes that would be that
would be my answer to my partner
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Sean beautiful I love it I love it if we were
a couple I don't want to steer this wrong Sean
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lives in he's up North I'm down south this this I
guess this could be considered a long relationship
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josua that's all it is we're clearly just friends
everybody I'm glad it I'm glad we got to episode
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10 to announce our love to the world like yes the
big announcement everybody big announcement it's
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a special day you know not many things get to
episode 10 and uh we made it we're technically
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a full season Joshua we could we could end the
Pod now and just call ourselves season one you
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know we can come back season two next year nice
and strong yeah for people who don't know this
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is like our dating this is like a dating app for
us we're actually getting to know each other and
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this is we've never met each other in real life
this is all we met on Bumble we said you you know
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what let's just start this together I know it's
stupid I know I love it though it's beautiful oh
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that's great happy holidays everybody happy H I
just want to say it's December the first week of
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December it's not December 1st but the first week
of December and um just want to say happy holidays
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like I hope you guys are having a great year or
you had a great year and if you didn't have a
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great year I hope the rest of the year is better
and you're enjoying it and you know you're just
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you're just living right you're still breathing
you're out here chilling listening to two people
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confess their love to each other and that's all
that matters so thank you thank you for listening
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that's that's what the holidays are about you
know you know there isn't there statistically a
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lot of people propos during this time so far you
love birds out there thinking about proposing to
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your girlfriend or your fiance or I guess of
your fiance you already been proposed to but
0:20:00.480,0:20:06.680
somebody you love isn't this the time of the year
that that you really make that decision you know
0:20:06.680,0:20:11.680
do you love somebody so all right so we're gonna
get into love and this is the time of year right I
0:20:11.680,0:20:18.480
just just came to me right now let's do it do you
really love somebody do you is it a responsibility
0:20:18.480,0:20:26.480
to express your love through gifts you know do
you base Your Love off of how many times your
0:20:26.480,0:20:32.840
name is on a a under the tree is that how much is
that how we do love these days I want so I want
0:20:32.840,0:20:39.360
to know I want feedback on this do I love you
more or less depending on how many presents are
0:20:39.360,0:20:44.600
under the tree for you that's a great question
Joshua please feel free write in the comments
0:20:44.600,0:20:50.280
let me know um I will go ahead and answer this
because you're there's nobody else to answer this
0:20:50.280,0:20:59.600
Joshua um I would say I mean the yeah you're
right I want to say back there nobody nobody's
0:20:59.600,0:21:03.720
back there sorry I know one day you're gonna
have the joke where somebody's gonna walk
0:21:03.720,0:21:08.840
through through the entire like it's gonna
wait until the end of the episode it's G to
0:21:08.840,0:21:13.440
be real creepy it's gonna scare the [ __ ] out
of me or my editor is goingon to be sneaky and
0:21:13.440,0:21:21.320
do something up there you know maybe I mean
I know this editor's not answer my question
0:21:21.320,0:21:28.120
Sean feel loved more or less if they're you
know depending on the the the presence that
0:21:28.120,0:21:33.840
under the tree so are you saying like do I feel
more loved if I have more presence under the
0:21:33.840,0:21:41.720
tree like more presence to my name like that
or like if I put more presence out for other
0:21:41.720,0:21:48.240
people so I can I can the deeper I get into
this cup I have a whirlwind of thoughts okay
0:21:48.240,0:21:57.680
so [ __ ] you're here I go I'm getting into
it um guys are unlocking I'm getting unlocked
0:21:57.680,0:22:04.920
everybody I'm sorry get unlocked watch out only
took 20 minutes to get into this [ __ ] here we
0:22:04.920,0:22:11.160
go so all right you know how people take cruises
and [ __ ] you you spend like four grand on your
0:22:11.160,0:22:15.000
lady I'm gonna take you out and then I'm gonna
you know four grand on a cruise you know you go
0:22:15.000,0:22:21.840
somewhere like that's like like $4,000 I to spend
on somebody right so that's just a big purchase
0:22:21.840,0:22:27.320
that's is that an I love you a 4,000 or is that
just like I deserved it because I had to deal with
0:22:27.320,0:22:34.600
your [ __ ] wet towels on my bed every morning
or some [ __ ] you know or do you appreciate the
0:22:34.600,0:22:40.240
the 25 gifts that you bought at the Dollar Tree
and they were $1 each you know but it's like 20
0:22:40.240,0:22:45.920
you know 30 gifts under the tree but they're all
[ __ ] gifts you know return packages and you know
0:22:45.920,0:22:53.880
or to Ed you know Terry clot towels with [ __ ]
ass stains on them and [ __ ] um you know or you
0:22:53.880,0:22:59.880
get three gifts you get a you get an Apple Watch
an iPad and you know maybe an adult toy or some
0:22:59.880,0:23:06.160
[ __ ] you know like like all forms of pleasure
so what do where are we going how much do you
0:23:06.160,0:23:14.080
love somebody is it the Dollar Tree gift is it the
$4,000 cruise is it the you know Apple iPad adult
0:23:14.080,0:23:21.280
toy because you don't satisfy you know her another
way you know what do we I think how do you rate
0:23:21.280,0:23:29.960
your love tell me how do you rate it I think that
if you're rating Your Love by giv you've you've
0:23:29.960,0:23:34.600
already [ __ ] up yeah yeah right I think I think
that's what it kind of boils down to I like to
0:23:34.600,0:23:47.720
think that gifts are meant to like like accentuate
the love without it being like um oh I'm just
0:23:47.720,0:23:52.840
buying you these gifts because I love you like I'm
showing you my love through all these gifts like I
0:23:52.840,0:24:00.080
feel like if you do that over and over again gifts
mean nothing so I feel like gifts are just like
0:24:00.080,0:24:06.480
little sprinkles on top of like cupcakes right
like they're meant to just accent the love right
0:24:06.480,0:24:13.480
and so that way when you get a dildo as your
gift like it's it's more meaningful because it
0:24:13.480,0:24:19.920
it's like oh you took the time to think about me
today and get me this gift instead of oh honey I
0:24:19.920,0:24:25.920
saw you again today like here's another gift for
you like I know I get you this I know I get you
0:24:25.920,0:24:31.520
gifts every single time I see you but I can't help
myself blah blah blah like that's some [ __ ] like
0:24:31.520,0:24:37.960
I feel like you're just buying you're trying to
buy somebody's love and the real person is not an
0:24:37.960,0:24:47.120
escort so they probably do not approve of like you
trying to buy them out you know so I don't know so
0:24:47.120,0:24:56.880
if you so to bring up your case and point if you
spent four grand on me to go on a cruise I I would
0:24:56.880,0:25:03.560
say that I I I don't feel your love any more than
I I would if you spent like $2 on a return package
0:25:03.560,0:25:11.480
you know like I don't know like I it should just
be more of like a two-way street rather than a
0:25:11.480,0:25:18.440
one-way Street and especially with big purchases
like that like I feel like you should have some
0:25:18.440,0:25:26.320
togetherness like some some planning um before you
do a purchase like that that's like the person who
0:25:26.320,0:25:32.800
like is married and goes oh honey I bought you a
car like without the without the discussion you
0:25:32.800,0:25:40.080
know like it's it's like that so I don't like it
you know I'm gonna I'm gonna stop you with the car
0:25:40.080,0:25:45.920
thing but please continue I do have a funny story
about somebody buying somebody a car maybe it's
0:25:45.920,0:25:53.200
not funny but I kind of find it funny I'd like to
hear so my grandparents my my my grandma has this
0:25:53.200,0:26:00.360
really old Link in I think it's like a 1963 or
it's like you know the big boat like the catle
0:26:00.360,0:26:06.880
two doors you know the the it's got like the uh
not the leather top on the outside it's got the
0:26:06.880,0:26:12.360
little side windows you know but you know it's a
two door right so my grandpa was like okay yeah
0:26:12.360,0:26:18.000
yeah big cool it's really it's she's kept it in
great condition um so my grandpa had this Bright
0:26:18.000,0:26:25.160
Idea like you know Joyce needs a brand new car my
grandpa's so happy he would like this you know my
0:26:25.160,0:26:31.040
grandpa does stuff like this from my grandma all
the time so he goes out and he buys her a car and
0:26:31.040,0:26:38.240
so what we do in the middle of Christmas is we
end up like taking her car out of the driveway
0:26:38.240,0:26:43.000
as we do you know like we're plotting this whole
thing and so my grandpa's like okay Hider close
0:26:43.000,0:26:49.600
the windows like this like there's a whole setup
and so uh maybe it was her birthday but either
0:26:49.600,0:26:53.720
way either way it it was a celebration [ __ ] I'm
freaking getting confused because I know somebody
0:26:53.720,0:27:01.760
might be watching this so case in point whatever
so um get her a car park in the driveway put a
0:27:01.760,0:27:09.040
big old red bow on it out comes my Grandma she's
like where's my car and my grandpa's like what do
0:27:09.040,0:27:13.760
you mean this is your car he's all happy for her
like it's got airbags and [ __ ] you know what I
0:27:13.760,0:27:18.120
mean it's the kind of car you want to keep an old
lady safe in you know some [ __ ] happens right
0:27:18.120,0:27:24.080
like granted a Lincoln would mow over any brand
new car it wouldn't even blink like this thing
0:27:24.080,0:27:30.080
Lincoln are a tank for those who know Lincoln
so she like where's my car and my grandpa's like
0:27:30.080,0:27:36.720
what do you mean Joyce we we took it we traded it
in and we got you this other car she's like you
0:27:36.720,0:27:44.600
better not have you bet she got so upset she was
throwing [ __ ] she was like if you've ever seen
0:27:44.600,0:27:53.280
a grandma rage it's it's it wasn't a it wasn't
a good sight so unfortunately the whole new car
0:27:53.280,0:27:59.880
thing like you said does not always work out cuz
my grandma was pissed we took back this other car
0:27:59.880,0:28:06.400
brought the Lincoln back and and she was happier
to see the Lincoln than she was to see that that
0:28:06.400,0:28:11.000
piece of [ __ ] brand new airbag thing that
would have protected her life if it rolled 20
0:28:11.000,0:28:20.240
times you know like yeah so the new car you know
to pause you on the new car thing like new cars
0:28:20.240,0:28:25.720
if somebody loves something and you replace it
with something that you think you love that you
0:28:25.720,0:28:32.320
love but they love you know like I think you sure
you know where I'm going to get this like if they
0:28:32.320,0:28:38.600
love it don't replace it just just let them keep
it and then maybe get something else for them you
0:28:38.600,0:28:42.800
know if they love a watch they they they value a
watch they wear it every single day doesn't mean
0:28:42.800,0:28:46.440
you have to go out and buy them a brand new Rolex
they're never going to wear it anyways because
0:28:46.440,0:28:54.880
they like the watch they have yeah so exactly I'm
with you I agree yeah new new gifts new [ __ ] you
0:28:54.880,0:29:01.560
know you'll find out real quick if the one you
love appreciates what you get them because they
0:29:01.560,0:29:06.440
they won't always do it my grandparents have been
married forever and even a brand new car couldn't
0:29:06.440,0:29:13.800
make their love stronger it made it worse if you
saw the hate in that lady's eyes so I learned a
0:29:13.800,0:29:19.960
little something from that right there there you
go see sorry to pause you there Sean I bring up
0:29:19.960,0:29:23.800
the car thing because it it that did happened
in my life I could relate to that seeing that
0:29:23.800,0:29:30.240
moment happen so there you go now you learn from
real life experience buddy so just saying also
0:29:30.240,0:29:36.480
speaking of new and real life experiences Joshua
there's a special guest in your background oh my
0:29:36.480,0:29:46.320
God who is that on the screen that's right it's
St Nicholas St Nicholas where's old snake where's
0:29:46.320,0:29:55.880
Nick where holy what did Santa show up to the
episode this son of a Santa is in that episode
0:29:55.880,0:30:01.520
he is sitting right there on that chair chair um
we'll go ahead and we'll zoom in on that uh in
0:30:01.520,0:30:07.440
post but uh he is there he's just chilling he's
uh he's passed out he's probably um passed out
0:30:07.440,0:30:13.280
on that uh cookie milk and [ __ ] butterscotch
biscuit I don't know what the [ __ ] he eats I
0:30:13.280,0:30:20.440
don't know I I think for Santa those shorts are a
little too short that's okay I I actually I wanted
0:30:20.440,0:30:29.640
them to be shorter but AI doesn't go that short
so and and I think uh Miss Mariah right here is
0:30:29.640,0:30:35.760
getting a little it's getting a little awkward for
Mariah down here looking up Santa shorts Mar has
0:30:35.760,0:30:40.280
not appreciate what she's seen up old freaking
teabag Santa hey she should be used to that all
0:30:40.280,0:30:45.320
right she's the queen of Christmas you know she
should be used to seeing some nuts from Santa just
0:30:45.320,0:30:52.560
saying just saying but that was a I love that that
was a great tangent that you brought us on to that
0:30:52.560,0:31:01.040
was really cool um I did not I did I mean I guess
the question is for you too Joshua do do you think
0:31:01.040,0:31:10.880
that gifts are the way to your heart or is there
a different way to your heart so the way the way
0:31:10.880,0:31:19.600
I guess to get to my heart is is I I appreciate
like handmade stuff oh interesting uh so like I
0:31:19.600,0:31:23.720
you know you could see the hats back here and
all this kind of stuff like I didn't make this
0:31:23.720,0:31:30.280
one this is a vome one but I I really find things
that are handmade and handcrafted things I can
0:31:30.280,0:31:35.240
kind of put on and I know the person put heart
and soul and love and everything into it like
0:31:35.240,0:31:43.440
that that to me speaks volumes over a new laptop a
new TV something that that you know it's it's kind
0:31:43.440,0:31:47.400
of meaningless at the end of the day I can walk
around and see you know 23 million people wearing
0:31:47.400,0:31:52.120
a apple eye watch that was made in Japan China and
that you know those little hands over there ain't
0:31:52.120,0:31:56.240
getting paid money you know the the people over
there suffering you know nobody gives a [ __ ]
0:31:56.240,0:32:02.040
that I'm wearing that watch but I put that sweater
on that grandma made holy [ __ ] the the the way
0:32:02.040,0:32:08.560
that feels and the look in her eyes and you know
that that kind of stuff is is super meaningful
0:32:08.560,0:32:15.800
so I I think a lot of people should go back to
the meaningful gifts um but every everybody's
0:32:15.800,0:32:21.200
different you know I I I so yes the weight of
my heart is get me like a cool handmade give
0:32:21.200,0:32:27.080
draw me a stick figure you know little postcard or
something cuz then that I'm going to keep forever
0:32:28.320,0:32:33.480
your Apple ey watch is going to get broken and
you know I'm going to drop it and you know it's
0:32:33.480,0:32:40.880
it's going to be it's going to gonna be meanless
with that said though I do like cool [ __ ] I mean
0:32:40.880,0:32:48.040
I got you know I got a guitar back there I got a
meaningless TV got you know like Sean mentioned
0:32:48.040,0:32:57.040
four episode five ago and I got [ __ ] throw away
money with i that a raffle got [ __ ] you money um
0:32:59.800,0:33:06.760
uh I got a microphone I'm looking at a computer
screen I got a camera yeah I got you know so I I
0:33:06.760,0:33:13.360
do like cool [ __ ] who doesn't like cool
[ __ ] um exactly but I I like the thing
0:33:13.360,0:33:18.560
under the tree that I opened and it somebody
made it you know a puzzle you know with with
0:33:18.560,0:33:25.960
maybe Sea's face on it that you know maybe a a
bag of pubes that sea picked off from a Year's
0:33:25.960,0:33:32.640
worth of you know toilet se you know like have
you been talking to people cuz uh how did you
0:33:32.640,0:33:38.960
know I collect that like what is what hey you
don't you don't know your friend until they've
0:33:38.960,0:33:44.960
handed you a bag of pubes like you get real
close when that happens so you're like wait
0:33:44.960,0:33:49.360
a second your hair is black what's this why
are they red well the carpet doesn't always
0:33:49.360,0:33:56.480
match the drapes so what I'm telling you we're
that much closer oh that's great so um yeah I
0:33:56.480,0:34:01.600
uh yeah I love I love gifts like that but I also
love it so so you're going to get you're going
0:34:01.600,0:34:08.080
to get closer to me if you you make something you
draw something you like that you know okay makes
0:34:08.080,0:34:13.360
sense yeah I'm gonna just draw you pictures of
my penis and hopefully you'll you'll really enjoy
0:34:13.360,0:34:25.880
that listen I identify as a dog now and uh I will
be drawing you um just things with just piss piss
0:34:25.880,0:34:32.680
and [ __ ] yeah but me and my girlfriend have fun
though like um we'll do I'm always I'm always the
0:34:32.680,0:34:37.560
jokester I'm always the one that kind of like
this is the last one and then she goes lays
0:34:37.560,0:34:42.720
down or puts her shoes on and her foot gets
hit something on the inside of it or you know
0:34:42.720,0:34:49.160
there's something on the inside of her pillowcase
or you know she goes to grab her loofah and like
0:34:49.160,0:34:54.560
a bar of soap falls out or some [ __ ] you know
my face on it David bler basically you just yeah
0:34:54.560,0:35:00.040
I I do kind yeah yeah like she like I serve her
a plate of food and she's digging around in it
0:35:00.040,0:35:08.880
and all of a sudden it's you know I crack my MERS
on Legos in there yeah yeah like don't okay don't
0:35:08.880,0:35:15.640
put Legos in somebody's food no don't do that
because do not do that yeah you'll they won't
0:35:15.640,0:35:20.840
thank you for that they'll be mad at you for that
so I I like to joke around with my gifts I I kind
0:35:20.840,0:35:26.880
of Stack him out there the whole day you know
I and Sean knows this there's actually a gift
0:35:26.880,0:35:31.200
that my girlfriend has she never watches this by
the way so she'll never know um it's going to be
0:35:31.200,0:35:36.440
the one episode hope nobody hope hope nobody tells
her [ __ ] maybe I shouldn't say it you probably
0:35:36.440,0:35:41.520
shouldn't we'll just leave it at that hey I'm
gonna change the subject real quick josua okay um
0:35:41.520,0:35:46.880
I know you wanted to do you wanted to talk about
holiday drinks and I do too but I want to make
0:35:46.880,0:35:53.960
them with you so we're going to wait until next
episode um and uh I want to make them together so
0:35:53.960,0:35:59.600
we can we can drink them here on the Pod together
and we'll have a a jolly old discussion about them
0:35:59.600,0:36:07.000
so we'll do that next week uh but I do want to
talk about this Joshua the question actually
0:36:07.000,0:36:11.160
hang on before I do that before I bring up the
question I have to make a followup because you
0:36:11.160,0:36:18.960
made a followup uh the previous question that
we asked in the last episode was the would you
0:36:18.960,0:36:27.600
rather or sorry no it was the [ __ ] murder kill
question um I did a survey at my place of work and
0:36:27.600,0:36:37.120
I asked about probably a good 10 people the same
question Joshua and out of those 10 people how
0:36:37.120,0:36:48.240
many of them do you think said yes to [ __ ] the
deer out of 10 out of 10 yeah where you live I'm
0:36:48.240,0:36:57.040
going to say at least eight damn no Joshua this
was a bunch of deer [ __ ] up there this was an
0:36:57.040,0:37:06.120
even split of five in five people decided that
they wanted to [ __ ] that deer I was surprised
0:37:06.120,0:37:14.000
to say the least um people had their reasons uh
some were better than others yeah you got you're
0:37:14.000,0:37:23.800
[ __ ] a deer you better have a reason [ __ ] it
was interesting nonetheless uh but the the the
0:37:23.800,0:37:32.000
best explanation I got for uh wanting to [ __ ]
this deer uh was because somebody said they just
0:37:32.000,0:37:42.520
wanted to know how it felt so all right cool
whoa let me know how that goes for you uh but
0:37:42.520,0:37:50.320
a lot of people did did choose to marry to marry
buddy and I thought that was really weird so well
0:37:50.320,0:37:57.920
whatever okay keep going is that the only one
you pulled or did you pull the rest of that the
0:37:57.920,0:38:06.080
the options you're old Snowman and oh no so I
messing with the Snowman no um so there was so
0:38:06.080,0:38:13.160
there was I picked the Snowman didn't I you did
pick the Snowman and um I [ __ ] if I remember
0:38:13.160,0:38:20.240
correctly I think there was like six people who
chose the Snowman as well and then uh the rest of
0:38:20.240,0:38:30.480
the people wanted to um marry the Snowman and
[ __ ] buddy like the same way I had it so it
0:38:30.480,0:38:36.760
was it was a fair fair question on or Fair answer
on everybody's terms for the 10 people so it was
0:38:36.760,0:38:41.760
pretty interesting do you know if the do you know
if the people that married the Snowman are people
0:38:41.760,0:38:48.960
that are divorced I I don't know that Joshua I
didn't because come summertime snowman disappears
0:38:48.960,0:38:53.640
like get rid of that [ __ ] you know what I'm
saying like if they divor relate to getting rid of
0:38:53.640,0:38:58.200
that you know marry the Snowman so you can get rid
of the Snowman man yeah and then he comes back in
0:38:58.200,0:39:02.680
winter time and it's perfect cuz you're cold and
then you're just like try to warm you up I don't
0:39:02.680,0:39:10.520
know give you frostbite sounds like sounds like an
X yeah X xes do that all right now now I can get
0:39:10.520,0:39:22.480
to the question Joshua a simple question Joshua I
want to know when did you stop believing in Santa
0:39:22.480,0:39:38.720
Claus I think when did I stop it probably was the
day that I saw my parents putting gifts under the
0:39:38.720,0:39:46.960
tree are are filling the stockings I knew you
just felt it I knew yeah well cuz when I was a
0:39:46.960,0:39:51.920
teenager I used to stay really really really late
and they hated that because that means they had
0:39:51.920,0:39:58.200
to like do things at 4 in the morning but let's
be honest you know so you were smoking pot you
0:39:58.200,0:40:08.440
were a teenag video games yes yeah yeah I I I a
teenager yeah damn I think I was I I don't know
0:40:08.440,0:40:13.680
I don't remember the exact age but I know I was
old enough to be like okay where's my 300 bucks
0:40:13.680,0:40:20.280
he always put in my stocking Santa you cheap
bastard what the [ __ ] that's a lot of money
0:40:20.280,0:40:28.680
yeah no I didn't get yeah yeah no it was a it
was a tiered system like Subscription Service
0:40:28.680,0:40:35.560
yeah bro like I'm telling you a lot of people
don't know about this but that we okay so I have
0:40:35.560,0:40:41.200
five siblings so there's five stockings right
what yeah we have dogs too dogs have stockings
0:40:41.200,0:40:51.400
as well um so oldest siblings got the most and the
youngest siblings got the least okay so you figure
0:40:51.400,0:40:56.440
you know my oldest brother's you know you know
what four I can't remember he's he's you you know
0:40:56.440,0:41:01.360
we're all like two years apart whatever it is so
you know some people got a 100 bucks some people
0:41:01.360,0:41:06.760
got 80 bucks some people got 40 bucks you know and
it's like why am I get and at the end of it it was
0:41:06.760,0:41:14.920
kind of like hey how much did you get what' you
get what' you get what' you get so it turned into
0:41:14.920,0:41:19.240
a tiered system where the oldest ones because
I mean if you're like you're you know you're
0:41:19.240,0:41:22.880
13 years old what are you going do with 100 bucks
you know like what are you going to do [ __ ] 100
0:41:22.880,0:41:28.680
bags of Hot Cheetos baby well hot Cheetos weren't
a thing back then you know like I was running to
0:41:28.680,0:41:33.440
I wanted to buy a bike you know I wanted to buy
certain things and but I it always it was always
0:41:33.440,0:41:37.560
a funny kind of time of the year like how much
is everybody going to get because once we got
0:41:37.560,0:41:42.520
old enough like I remember how much they got when
they were this age am i g to get the same kind of
0:41:42.520,0:41:50.360
money you got to account for inflation too Joshua
you know exactly I was like dude my brother was 16
0:41:50.360,0:41:58.240
he got this why am I getting that you know so but
it was a yeah it was it was a teared system but I
0:41:58.240,0:42:03.520
I loved it I loved waking up and and going through
the stockings my my mom and dad would always fill
0:42:03.520,0:42:08.600
it with uh we get like Hot Wheels we would get
like I don't know I don't know why I was getting
0:42:08.600,0:42:12.480
razors at 10 but I was getting razors you know
they were trying to tell they probably bought
0:42:12.480,0:42:21.400
him in bulk Joshua I know right you know you
know my younger brother you know maybe the mix
0:42:21.400,0:42:26.240
with my younger brother my younger brother had
a mustache and te- ball so that dude was shaving
0:42:26.240,0:42:36.040
long before I was um yeah yeah he was he was he
he's still a hairy kid um but yeah like so yeah
0:42:36.040,0:42:43.160
I was I was a teenager yeah when it happened to
me what about what about you do you still believe
0:42:43.160,0:42:49.320
yeah dude I still believe Zant's he's gonna come
over um December 25th I'm ready he's gonna give
0:42:49.320,0:42:58.360
me my presents uh [ __ ] stupid um I nowhere he's
right here in the back with little shorts on right
0:42:58.360,0:43:03.880
there letting the freaking nuggets hang out he's
giving the people a show baby uh I think I was
0:43:03.880,0:43:11.480
like I wasn't a teenager like you I was younger
I was probably like seven or eight I want to say
0:43:11.480,0:43:17.520
and it's kind of funny how most of these stories
are like oh I saw my parents like putting the the
0:43:17.520,0:43:24.760
Christmas presents underneath the tree or like um
like I had a kid tell me it in preschool you know
0:43:24.760,0:43:32.680
it's like the same same idea um but I I had it
spoiled for me in a weird way uh I had to go into
0:43:32.680,0:43:43.680
my parents closet uh because that's where we had
like um short tangent uh where a family of five so
0:43:43.680,0:43:55.200
I have a brother and a sister both younger uh but
back in the day we had this um laundry hamper of
0:43:55.200,0:44:01.120
socks right you're watching a lot like people my
mom's watching a lot of clothes like socks kind of
0:44:01.120,0:44:06.280
just get misplaced right and so when the socks
get misplaced they get thrown into this hamper
0:44:06.280,0:44:10.600
and the hamper stays in my parents closet and if
you ever need socks and you're looking for your
0:44:10.600,0:44:17.360
missing pair like your missing sock you would
go in there and find your sock right so now I'm
0:44:17.360,0:44:25.640
like a seven or eight I go into the closet I'm
looking for socks I pull out the hamper and this
0:44:25.640,0:44:34.800
like Little Mountain of gifts falls down from the
back of the hamper and I go what and like I look
0:44:34.800,0:44:42.880
at the B the little gifts and they have my sister
my brother's names on there and I'm like oh [ __ ]
0:44:42.880,0:44:50.640
and then I see one that says my name and it says
from Santa and I was like wait a minute wait a
0:44:50.640,0:45:02.400
minute so I bring the gift out um I take it I take
it to my mom cuz my dad's working that day uh and
0:45:02.400,0:45:15.720
I go is this from Santa is this really from Santa
and she goes yes and I go oh okay cool and then
0:45:15.720,0:45:25.280
I think nothing of it she takes the gift back and
then um I kind of just like go on my day right and
0:45:25.280,0:45:34.040
then I'm in my room room and I'm just like sitting
there and I think to myself I'm like how did Santa
0:45:34.040,0:45:39.640
bring the presence already like you know my my
little baby brain can't comprehend this right
0:45:39.640,0:45:46.600
so I'm just like I I I don't think Santa's real
I don't I don't think this is real like I don't
0:45:46.600,0:45:54.520
think he's real and then I later confirm at school
like I'm probably like 10 or 11 um I confirm at
0:45:54.520,0:46:02.960
school that Santa is in fact fact not real so
spoiler alert Santa's not real everybody it's
0:46:02.960,0:46:11.320
just me I'm putting your were were you heartbroken
at at that moment Joshua my whole life has been I
0:46:11.320,0:46:18.360
mean you remember that story with me and realizing
that I'm going to die soon um as a child uh on my
0:46:18.360,0:46:25.240
Halloween birthday party I've been through I've
been through it Joshua so no I was not sad I just
0:46:25.240,0:46:32.160
felt like was just growing up you know I was like
I guess this is what happens you you lose Santa
0:46:32.160,0:46:39.360
and once you lose Santa he never comes back so
speaking of losing Santa I believe we just lost
0:46:39.360,0:46:48.360
Santa as well Joshua goodbye Santa Merry Christmas
talking all that [ __ ] about Santa of course
0:46:48.360,0:46:57.280
he's gonna leave this place look at that you know
perfect timing I guess that is like come out like
0:46:57.280,0:47:03.160
talking [ __ ] sorry bro out you're not a Believer
you know have you seen the movies have you seen
0:47:03.160,0:47:08.280
elf you know that that slate a not gonna fly if
you don't believe you're not a Believer it's not
0:47:08.280,0:47:13.160
getting off the ground oh that's you did that to
Santa right now but I will tell you the one thing
0:47:13.160,0:47:17.480
the one thing is I tried to make sure that my
brother and sister believed in Santa for as long
0:47:17.480,0:47:23.280
as they could and I don't know one day I'll ask
them how like what age they were when they didn't
0:47:23.280,0:47:31.680
realize Santa was real anymore but I tried my best
so who knows what was it the same in your guys's
0:47:31.680,0:47:36.840
household did Santa always bring the coolest gifts
like your parents gave you gifts like you got
0:47:36.840,0:47:43.520
gifts but did Santa bring the coolest ones because
I think it was always a mixture that question CU
0:47:43.520,0:47:48.720
I feel like like now that you mentioned that I
feel like there were moments where I would be
0:47:48.720,0:47:57.680
like Oh Santa brought me a gift oh it sucks like
I feel like I had those moments as well as like
0:47:57.680,0:48:04.440
Oh Santa brought me a bike kind of moments too
so I feel like it was a mix in our family so in
0:48:04.440,0:48:11.440
our family Santa always brought the coolest gifts
so what I mean by cool when you're when you're a
0:48:11.440,0:48:17.720
kid and you're like before the times they were now
when everybody's glued to their phone which drives
0:48:17.720,0:48:23.240
me freaking insane you know everybody's glued to
their [ __ ] phone you ask somebody to to shoot
0:48:23.240,0:48:27.760
a three-pointer nobody's shooting a three-pointer
you ask some to throw football nobody's throwing a
0:48:27.760,0:48:33.640
football what's a baseball glove nobody can ride
a bike training wheels you know it's it's just
0:48:33.640,0:48:40.680
it's turning into a sad thing skateboards people
can't ride skateboards so so my yeah Santa Claus
0:48:40.680,0:48:47.120
so Santa Claus always brought the coolest gifts so
Santa you know growing up we got like a foosball
0:48:47.120,0:48:55.400
table we got a a pingpong table we got um we got a
we got a Mary we got uh I think we even got like a
0:48:55.400,0:49:03.680
little little a little pool a little pool table um
pretty cool yeah so Santa always came through with
0:49:03.680,0:49:12.120
the with the coolest gifts and matter of fact
downstairs in my garage I still have Santa's
0:49:12.120,0:49:18.240
uh foosball table that he brought you know he
brought all those years ago yeah and we haven't
0:49:18.240,0:49:28.120
set that [ __ ] up to play what the [ __ ] so I
just want to say thank you to Santa you know for
0:49:28.120,0:49:33.960
everything that you provided you know throughout
the years as a youngster cuz those gifts were the
0:49:33.960,0:49:39.760
best man the Santa came through like you got you
got socks and you were like oh dude I hope Santa
0:49:39.760,0:49:45.680
comes through this year you know it was like one
of those moments like if I'm getting shorted with
0:49:45.680,0:49:53.040
the socks you know Santa's coming through with
something good this year you know like s do got
0:49:53.040,0:50:00.280
so much room in that that that big sack of his
You Know M yeah that big sack of his he's not
0:50:00.280,0:50:09.160
there no more no he's not he's gone but uh that
yeah but man like so Santa once again can't thank
0:50:09.160,0:50:17.000
you enough you know thank you thank you thank you
yeah boy that was really nice Joshua listen we
0:50:17.000,0:50:21.680
only got 10 minutes left here do you have any fun
finds or any value finds that you want to share
0:50:21.680,0:50:30.280
with the with the group today I do okay I do one
of them isn't currently in the room so I'm going
0:50:30.280,0:50:35.800
to bust that thing out next episode cuz December
isn't only 5 days long I think we got a few more
0:50:35.800,0:50:43.880
we got exactly 27 or few less days in day we got
hours to go we got hours to go baby but for those
0:50:43.880,0:50:50.760
of you who are going to watch and I I hope there's
we get a good amount of viewers in this next video
0:50:50.760,0:50:56.520
cuz we're going to put this thing to use okay I
got this little fun thing right over here here
0:50:56.520,0:51:02.880
yeah I know I I know we talked about adult toys
and we talked about I iPads and watches and stuff
0:51:02.880,0:51:10.480
but M that's not what I'm I'm I'm GNA be pulling
out next episode so please stay tuned because we
0:51:10.480,0:51:16.800
will be uh I know it's probably not going to
be mirrored or backwards but we're gonna we're
0:51:16.800,0:51:26.560
g to um oh Mixology book right yeah we're we're
gonna we're GNA maybe you know we may we may pull
0:51:26.560,0:51:32.240
a couple couple rabbits out of the hats rabbits
out of the Hat oh yeah we already eluded it we're
0:51:32.240,0:51:37.600
definitely going to be definitely going to be
hitting there yeah and you know what I really like
0:51:37.600,0:51:46.640
about books you know what is pictures book has
has pictures yay picture book this is a picture
0:51:46.640,0:51:52.840
book so my friends um that's great we're going
to we're going to get into it with we're going
0:51:52.840,0:51:59.960
to get into this one it's going to be a fun one my
this was my fun find right here this Mixology book
0:51:59.960,0:52:05.200
this is this was my fun find and it's going to get
put to use with the holidays and everything else
0:52:05.200,0:52:10.360
oh yeah um can I have two fun finds sure or can
I only have one you can have two fun finds buddy
0:52:10.360,0:52:17.360
okay fun find and then I got a value find we're
gonna we're going to go back to uh this SK have
0:52:17.360,0:52:24.720
you ever have you ever wondered what DNA looks
like wait where's this going Joshua have you
0:52:24.720,0:52:30.000
ever wondered DNA looks like have have you ever
just kind of like looked under a microscope and
0:52:30.000,0:52:36.480
going man I wish they would make that bigger you
know because I really want to know what sorry that
0:52:36.480,0:52:42.560
just you went crazy on the mic there but have
you ever wondered like holy [ __ ] show me what
0:52:42.560,0:52:49.600
DNA looks like I think I know where this is going
this is what DNA looks like so I found this little
0:52:49.600,0:52:57.080
fella yep I knew that was where this was
going yeah yeah I saw that guy too this
0:52:57.080,0:53:04.040
is this is Mr DNA right here so if you've
ever wondered this is what DNA looks like
0:53:04.040,0:53:08.200
everybody comes in a package a plastic
package like this josua that's a great
0:53:08.200,0:53:14.200
one do you have you looked up the value
of that one yet I have not I have not all
0:53:14.200,0:53:17.480
right follow-up episode you got to look up
the value of that one because I think that
0:53:17.480,0:53:24.040
one's worth some money now yeah so that's
that's now in my collection my collection
0:53:24.040,0:53:31.200
isn't public but that is in my collection now
nice it's like along with my uh my DNA find
0:53:31.200,0:53:36.200
because I've always wondered what DNA look like
I mean I see it every day this is my value find
0:53:36.200,0:53:45.800
right here this is my value find okay I found
this little this little little character right
0:53:45.800,0:53:55.160
here I can't I can't really see it it's blurry
for me so go ahead and just tell me who it is
0:53:56.280,0:54:10.760
so this is again this is a Jurassic Park uh k
kaija k Kai kaija k a y oh is that an L holy
0:54:10.760,0:54:20.440
sh I check too yeah it's an L so it's k a y
l a so this this little bad boy you know we
0:54:20.440,0:54:26.800
could shorten yeah um this one was like a
little $1 B but I believe she goes for on
0:54:26.800,0:54:35.640
the fun Co app for $40 damn this great this
little fun little I noticed that for uh your
0:54:35.640,0:54:42.720
target has a lot of the the Jurassic Park
stuff like an incredible amount of Jurassic
0:54:42.720,0:54:50.680
mark stuff it does yeah so that that was my Val
that was my value find everybody 11 bucks if
0:54:50.680,0:54:57.280
you love funkos get into it they're they're
fun little toys 11 for 40 bam that's great
0:54:57.280,0:55:04.480
beautiful yeah I think that's that's uh that's
that's what I got for you now now bring it home
0:55:04.480,0:55:10.360
Sean what what do you you got anything sliding
around wiggling around I have stuff wiggling
0:55:10.360,0:55:17.240
all the time right now I'm doing my Keel um so
I wanted to share something that I I got from
0:55:17.240,0:55:25.520
Disneyland um nothing nothing crazy but uh I
wanted to start collecting these cuz they're
0:55:25.520,0:55:33.040
they're just super [ __ ] cool and I'm a big
fan of Art and I figure the like the big like
0:55:33.040,0:55:37.760
art pictures or like drawings like that are
a little too much for me I don't have enough
0:55:37.760,0:55:44.800
space for that but what I do have enough space
for are these postcards and I got one and here
0:55:44.800,0:55:51.040
you go it is a haunted mansion postcard
and you can see it's an actual postcard
0:55:51.040,0:55:56.200
right so there a postcard but yeah it's
a haunted mansion one looks really [ __ ]
0:55:56.200,0:56:04.120
cool I really like it and uh it was only five
bucks so little bit of a value and a fun find
0:56:04.120,0:56:11.240
but that's what I had that's dope I like that
yeah it's really cool Soh that's all I had so
0:56:11.240,0:56:18.600
Joshua go ahead bring us all the way home let's
bust out a fortune let's get some lucky numbers
0:56:18.600,0:56:27.800
on this first week of December Christmas
Time season baby everybody knows I went
0:56:27.800,0:56:38.600
out to Panda everybody knows I went out and I
bought these sons of [ __ ] right here everybody
0:56:38.600,0:56:44.320
knows if you watch the last episode just look
back re or just rewind tape I I bought these
0:56:44.320,0:56:53.920
sons of [ __ ] so but these ones do not have
lucky numbers but I got to find something to
0:56:53.920,0:57:05.120
do with these things so should I should we start
doing two fortunes one with no numbers or should
0:57:05.120,0:57:11.880
I reach into my other bag of goodies and give
us a little bit of numbers I need I need to
0:57:11.880,0:57:18.000
know so okay for the next episode if anybody
wants to leave a comment you know let me know
0:57:18.000,0:57:24.880
if you like the numbers if you don't maybe we'll
do it maybe we won't but I I enjoy feedback yeah
0:57:24.880,0:57:32.560
but for this time the end of this episode I would
like to know what my you know my love connection
0:57:32.560,0:57:42.480
partner here Sean would like to see do you want
two cookies or would you like one cookie um let
0:57:42.480,0:57:52.320
me see here what you what would you like I I
do so I do like the idea of having the lucky
0:57:52.320,0:57:57.280
numbers but I don't like that you have to pull
them from the other batch because then I feel
0:57:57.280,0:58:03.080
like that's taking away a fortune you know what
I mean they're not coming from the other batch
0:58:03.080,0:58:09.360
where where are they where are they coming from
Jos oh I you I got a whole lot of there's a whole
0:58:09.360,0:58:17.800
lot going in here so don't worry there's a whole
room full of [ __ ] that can happen right now so
0:58:17.800,0:58:24.840
um full of surprises episode 10 it's only
going to get better it's only going to get
0:58:24.840,0:58:31.520
get better so I just need to know if it's it's
a special where do you want these cookies to
0:58:31.520,0:58:39.600
come from it's a special episode Joshua let's
do two fortunes um and I I mean I don't even
0:58:39.600,0:58:45.840
know where to even begin with your your lucky
numbers being pulled out of um so I don't know
0:58:45.840,0:58:51.120
just start me off with two fortunes okay we're
gonna go with see we're gonna go with see all
0:58:51.120,0:58:59.960
right so we're we're going to lead with my my so
sad no number cookies shame we're going to we're
0:58:59.960,0:59:08.120
we're going to go back to the no numbers all
right everybody Panda here we go cookie cookie
0:59:08.120,0:59:22.840
time okay let's pop this bad boy open all right
so your Lucky Fortune number one for December 5th
0:59:22.840,0:59:36.840
is when in doubt be yourself [ __ ] lame right
that doubt be yourself this little investment
0:59:36.840,0:59:44.640
right here get out of here throw that [ __ ]
away godamn the [ __ ] cookies yeah you stay
0:59:44.640,0:59:49.840
over there on the floor put those in your bag
Santa all right we're going to get we're going
0:59:49.840,0:59:58.840
to we're going to take this to another level
let's go all right be so disappointed these I'm
0:59:58.840,1:00:07.760
not telling you that's you got to stay tuned
that's yeah yeah every episode is going to be
1:00:07.760,1:00:14.640
different I promise so this cookie all right
all right let's let's just to remind you all
1:00:14.640,1:00:21.440
how shitty that investment might that yeah this is
what we got out of it in case you just fell asleep
1:00:21.440,1:00:29.840
during my reading right there when and doubt be
your s terrible that's what you got mhm here we
1:00:29.840,1:00:36.240
go let's get something better at this all right
this one has lucky numbers I was getting worried
1:00:36.240,1:00:50.120
um so for your second fortune on this December
5th is feed your body every day you must also
1:00:50.120,1:00:57.880
feed your mind feed your body every day again
it's it's a fortune it's not a novel we're not
1:00:57.880,1:01:09.040
okay so feed your feed your body every day feed
your body every day you must also feed your mind
1:01:09.040,1:01:13.360
let's feed our mind with some lucky numbers it's
not a real fortune but sure it's better than the
1:01:13.360,1:01:19.800
other one [ __ ] I'll take that yeah I mean I
kind of I kind of like to be yourself I mean
1:01:19.800,1:01:25.040
that's what we do want here we be ourselves I
mean there's a little truth to that so let's
1:01:25.040,1:01:32.880
get to the numbers shall we let's go lucky
numbers lucky numbers here we go everybody
1:01:32.880,1:01:53.520
for your lucky numbers on December 5th we got 43
26 50 45 56 and 49 one more time 43 26 50 45 56
1:01:53.520,1:02:01.960
and 49 n nice let's go everybody have a great
year you yeah way to sum it up Joshua I love
1:02:01.960,1:02:08.840
it thank you all for listening and watching we
appreciate you um next episode should be a fun
1:02:08.840,1:02:14.840
one I don't know how it's going to end but
it's it's gonna be pretty interesting it's
1:02:14.840,1:02:24.360
gonna be good I promise all right guys we'll
see you later promise peace Che [Music] cheers
1:02:24.360,1:02:24.860
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