Sorry For The Delay | EP.111 | Tiny Rants, Christmas Music & Holly In Our Glasses
-WHAT’S IN OUR CUP-
Sean: Polar Seltzer “Dance Of The Plum Fairy” (plum flavored winter seltzer that tastes like plum soap)
Joshua: 12 Nights Of Cocktails advent box from Costco - Last Word canned cocktail (gin, floral green liqueur, lime), Paper Plane canned cocktail (whiskey, lemon, bittersweet liqueur)
-AI SONG OF THE WEEK-
AI Song Of The Week: “Holly In Our Glasses” (Lyrics written by Sean.)
-CHAT WITH US-
• Tiny Rants
• Can We Fix This? (Christmas Music Edition)
• Echoes Of Yesterday (Holiday Memories & Traditions)
• Santa, You Shouldn’t Have (Teased For Next Week)
-CHAPTERS-
0:00:00 Episode 111 Intro, Numerology Jokes & Holiday Check In
0:02:08 What’s In Our Cup - 12 Nights Of Cocktails & Dance Of The Plum Fairy
0:07:20 Sober December, Plum Soap Seltzer & Winter Mood
0:12:32 Tiny Rants - Bows, Broken Ornaments & Tangled Christmas Lights
0:23:13 Can We Fix This? - Christmas Music Burnout & Darker Holiday Songs
0:28:46 AI Song Of The Week "Holly In Our Glasses" - AI Radio Pub Carol
0:33:41 Echoes Of Yesterday - Childhood Christmas Memories & Traditions
0:42:52 Gift Giving, Obligation Vs Love & Holiday Pressure
0:49:49 Fun Finds - Snoop On The Stoop & Cheshire Cat Sketch Funko
0:53:12 Naughty Fortunes, Eggnog Spunk, Cat Haiku & Sign Off
-SOUND BITES-
• “This is episode 111 or 111. It's kind of fun to say, you know, it's one of those numerical three digits that just fun.” - Joshua enjoying the repeating number vibes at the top of the show.
• “It's December 9th and the holidays are right on top of us and I feel pretty good, I mean, no seasonal depression yet.” - Sean checking in on mood before the chaos hits.
• “I'm going to have to double fist tonight, Sean. I'm going to have to pull two cocktails from the 12 nights.” - Joshua committing hard to the 12 Nights Of Cocktails box.
• “Yeah. Tastewise, it kind of tastes like soap, like a plum soap.” - Sean giving a brutally honest review of Dance Of The Plum Fairy.
• “Nobody should put their face in front of a mic if they haven't brushed their teeth yet. I'm just going to say it, dude.” - Joshua laying down a strict podcast hygiene rule.
• “I'm wearing a beautiful sweatshirt for the first time on this podcast... this sweater is actually pretty soft. It's nice.” - Sean modeling the new winter merch.
• “I'm just going to go on and say this is a new segment. It's going to be a recurring segment for the new coming year.” - Sean officially launching Tiny Rants.
• “My complaint is with those [ __ ] little bows. Like, can we just find a better adhesive for those bows, you know?” - Sean going off about cheap stick on gift bows.
• “I would make it darker, you know. I would add a bit of a murky sound to it.” - Sean explaining how he would fix Christmas music so it slaps year round.
• “This song is called Holly in Our Glasses. Buddy, you're about to be a believer.” - Sean introducing this week’s AI Song Of The Week on AI Radio.
-FORTUNE & FINDS-
Fortune:
Fortune 1: A gift of fingerless gloves will prove useful after next month's deli slicer incident.
Fortune 2: Your Christmas spirit soarses this year when someone spikes your eggnog with a little bit of spunk.
Lucky Numbers: 4, 11, 16, 18, 30, 41, 49
Fun Finds / Value Finds:
Sean: Cheshire Cat sketch series Funko to match last week’s White Rabbit, completing his black & white Alice In Wonderland sketch set.
Joshua: 12 Nights Of Cocktails advent box from Costco fueling double fisted drink reviews, plus a Snoop On The Stoop figure as a chaotic elf on a shelf upgrade.
Transcript
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Welcome to episode 111 of Sorry for the
Delay. I'm your editor, Mia. This week,
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the boys dive into the holiday spirit, sharing
personal updates and discussing their favorite
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holiday drinks. They explore the frustrations
of Christmas preparations, including tiny rants
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about gift wrapping and Christmas music. Sean
gets nostalgic on memories of Christmas's past,
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and Joshua highlights the importance of family
traditions. Enjoy the show. Hello and welcome to
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another episode of Sorry for Little A. We are your
hosts. My name is Sean. This is Joshua and Joshua.
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This is episode 111 or 111. It's kind of fun to
say, you know, it's one of those uh numerical
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uh three digits that uh just fun. Uh but like I
do everybody and like I do everybody. What the
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[ __ ] No, I mean we include everybody. How are
you doing this week, buddy? Hey, no, that that's
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good. I mean, that per that works. You know, with
it being episode 111, I don't know if anybody
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believes in numerology, if I if that's a natural
word. I think that's a word. Um, I wonder if the
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number 111 actually is significant in any way. So,
if anybody wants to like check that out for us,
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I would be interested to know if if one act
means anything or it's just another [ __ ] number
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uh in the universe. But uh but other than that, my
curiosity uh I'm doing pretty [ __ ] well. I mean,
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it's December 9th and the holidays are right
on top of us and uh I feel pretty good. I mean,
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no seasonal depression yet. It hasn't set in
yet. Hey, there's still time. Yeah. I mean,
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my bank account still has more than single digits
in it. So, that's good. That's good. I mean,
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that's kind it's kind of nice, you know. So,
yeah. No, dude. I'm doing I'm doing pretty well.
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pretty much buddy. So, thanks for asking. You're
welcome, my dude. And, you know, I'm doing pretty
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well as well. You know, it's going to be a good
week. You know, you guys can feel it. You know,
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December 9th, like Joshua said, it's going to be a
wonderful week. I can feel that already. The aura,
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the the anticipation of the holidays. Um Joshua,
uh what's in your cup, buddy? What do you got
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this week? What do you What are you drinking
on? So, I I'm going to introduce this in the
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very beginning. Normally, we do this at the
end. So, spoiler alert, I have two fun finds.
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and and what's in my cup actually ties directly
into a fun find. It wasn't my fun find. It was
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uh one of my sponsors fun finds. Uh my girlfriend,
your sobriety sponsor. Yeah, my sobriety sponsor.
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Um she found this at one of our local cos and it
is the 12 nights of cocktails. Let's go. Okay. 12
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night of cocktails. Yeah. 12 nights of cocktails.
So, because I mean, we're not going to have enough
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time uh to do 12 episodes in between. So, I'm
going to have to double fist tonight, Sean. I'm
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going to have to do pull two cocktails from the 12
nights. So, it's it's pretty cool. I mean, it has
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like I don't know what I'm going to get. It has
like a little thing on. It's really hard to get
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in here. Um it's hard to get in frame. It's pretty
It's a pretty big box. Yeah, it's [ __ ] huge. So,
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uh I'm going to tear one of them. I'm going to
tear two of them and we are going to see what
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cocktails we have tonight for our 12 nights of
uh What's in your cup? Sorry for delay. Oops. I
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love it. I love it. Um do you have a a cup of
ice or you just raw dog in these bad boys? Um
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no. You know, typically I I prefer to raw dog. Um
but uh tonight I'm playing it safe and I do have
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something to wrap it in. And I got I got two cups
of ice. I was concerned Um, so the first one is
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called Last Word and this one is a gin accompanied
floral green lour. Um, yeah. There's and lime
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juice. Yeah. So, it's just like a fun little
cocktail. Do you have to shake them? By the way,
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buddy, is there a shake? Oh [ __ ] dude. Before
you even open them, like make sure there's no
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shaking. If you didn't witness that last time, I
did do some cocktails before and you were supposed
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to shake them and I didn't. So, thank you,
Sean, for helping me out with that. It doesn't
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say to shake it, so hopefully I don't have a giant
explosion in my face with this. Nope, we're safe.
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No explosion in that one. All right, so we are
going to pour up the first cocktail. Sorry if this
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is boring some of you if you're just listening
to us, but yeah, here's one little cocktail for
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tonight. I love how perfectly that fit into that
glass, by the way. It's like the perfect amount
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for a cocktail. Yeah. And wait, does that say how
much uh what the percentage is on there? Like what
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the alcohol? The percentage is I mean it says 1%
human rights. I don't even know what that means
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on the can. Um it says 50 proof. Is that a lot?
Oh, that's a strong cocktail. Hot enough. It says
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25% alcohol by volume. Damn. So 25% a quarter
of that is just alcohol. Yeah. So uh good luck
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everybody listening and if you're watching this is
going to get fun. Um, and this one, the next one
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that I have is called Paper Plain. It's a little
guy right here, which is nice. Very cute. Little
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guy. Uh, what's supposed to be This one is uh it's
whiskey and lemon juice and some bittersweet lour.
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So, that one sounds nice. Anything with whiskey
I'm a sucker for, man. That's It's always a good
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like good time right there. Let's see right here.
What does this one look like? Oh, this one's a
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little bit darker. A little darker. Yeah, from the
whiskey. Okay. Okay. Okay. So, just to compare,
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I am double fisting. So, you got one drink, you
got two drinks. One of them is green, though.
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The the gin one is green. So, that's pretty cool.
Yeah. So, is that one? There it goes. He's trying
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the gin one first, everybody. That was pretty
tasty. And let's try the second one. Joshua with
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his words. And that one was much stronger. This is
the whiskey one. So, holy [ __ ] everybody. Wait,
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is there a difference on the percentage? I'm
sorry. before you move on here cuz there just
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this one. So the whiskey one is actually 45 proof
everybody. So less proof than the J one. Yeah. 50
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and 45. Holy [ __ ] It's going to be a wild ride.
Everybody stay tuned. It's going to get, you know.
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All right. So which one did you like more? I'm
[ __ ] dude. I already forgot which one was which.
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Um again the uh I I think Last Word cuz I just
brushed my teeth tastes a little better. Um what a
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choice. What a choice. Okay, for the record, Josh
would just brushed his teeth on a podcast. You
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guys can't smell his breath on, so I don't know
why he would do that. I You know, honestly, nobody
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should put their face in front of a mic if they
haven't brushed their teeth yet. I'm just going to
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say it, dude. Good point. You make a good point.
I mean, there is a visual component to this,
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so yeah, you Okay, I get it. Still though, I'm not
going to Yeah. [ __ ] that. I'm not coming in as
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my garbage breath. [ __ ] Come on, dude. Come on.
It's not happening. Yeah, man. That's what's in my
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cup tonight. They both are really, really good.
And if you're next to a Costco and there's still
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some left going into Christmas, get one because
it's a fun gift. Um, but Sean, that's what I'm
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sipping on, buddy. What do you have in your cup?
Well, thank you for asking, buddy. I'm glad you're
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double fisting tonight. That makes me happy.
Uh, but I'm continuing my sobriety December is
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what I'm titling this now. Uh, and I have another
Polar Seltzer cuz I'm reviewing these ones. Uh,
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this one is called Dance of the Plum Fairy. You
can see here, Dance of the Plum Fairy. Kind of
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cute. Kind of cute. I'm digging it. I'm digging
it. Great art. Um, I'm not really the biggest
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fan of plums, so let's find out how this tastes.
First of, ooh, straw. Smells like a It smells like
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a fresh plum. Like, you know, Joshua, in summer,
uh, when the plum trees are bearing their fruits
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and you pick one off your grandpa's like farm and
you kind of just like give it a a big old whiff,
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you know, smells like that. Smells like fresh
plums. But, uh, tastewise, let's find out.
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Yeah. Tastewise, it kind of tastes like soap. Like
a plum soap. A plum soap. So, like uh I don't know
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if you remember, but he uh the brand Soft Soap,
it's still a thing. Uh but they used to have these
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uh these little uh soap dispensers with like the
fish in them, right? And they were like a there's
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like a picture of a fish. You know what I'm You
know what I'm talking about? No. No. No. I've
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never heard of soft soap. Sorry. There. Okay.
Mia, put a picture in there so people can see
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what I'm talking about. But that brand who did
that made a soap very similar in scent to the
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way this tastes. Uh, I'll see if I can find a
a photo uh for me to put up to to see see what
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I'm talking about here. But uh yeah, it kind of
tastes tastes like plum soap, which is weird. Um,
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but I'm going to drink it. So, I can have as
much fun as Joshua, but you know, I'll sit here
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depressed drinking this. You know what? There is
there is something fun about sobriety. You know
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what I mean? Just like Yeah. You got to learn to
find the fun in sober. You know, it's it's like,
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is this how the world really works, you know?
Yeah. Like, is this how everybody's living,
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you know? Is this is this really what life is, you
know? Yeah. I I have no idea. I don't know. Oh my
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god, buddy. There you go, buddy. Hey, let me do
some uh let me do some housekeeping before we uh
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move on to whatever we're going to move on to. Um
for those of you watching on Sorry for the Delayed
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Out Live or on the YouTube channel, hello. Thank
you. Uh we do appreciate that. Uh, welcome to the
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podcast. And, uh, right off the bat, I'm wearing
a beautiful sweatshirt for the first time on this
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podcast. I'm wearing a sweater. I feel like Joshua
because Joshua always wears sweaters. Uh, but this
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is the uh, winter sweater here that we have. Uh,
you can't really see it on camera, but over here
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is some uh, candy cane. Sorry for the delay. Logo
here. And we have our beautiful snowman inside his
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glass ornament. and our beautiful words down here.
Uh, but this sweater is actually pretty soft. It's
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nice. I got a I usually get my sweaters in a size
uh 2X or um like a size up uh because I like them
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to be a little bit bigger, a little bit more
comforting cuz when I wear a shirt underneath,
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it doesn't bug me as much. But overall,
nice sweater. Feels good. Uh sorry for the
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latelife/merch. Come pick up a sweater. And also,
it's offscreen, but uh I do have the shirt version
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that I'll be wearing sometime within this month.
uh which is again same shirts that we've been
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rocking all all year. Uh but that shirt is really
nice as well. Front logo and back logo. Also,
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this sweater does not have a back logo. So, uh if
you guys care about that, this one does not have a
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back logo. I feel like sweaters don't necessarily
need a back logo. Joshua, am I am I? No,
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you're right. I There is Yeah, it's all party in
the front with the sweater. Yeah, all party in
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the front, baby. Beautiful right here. Beautiful.
So, sorry for the late live merch. Go ahead and
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pick this up, please. And thank you. We really
do appreciate that. Uh, and then on top of that,
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Joshua, really, we don't have much to say. It's
getting to be the holidays and, uh, you know,
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people are doing their thing and stuff. And I
just kind of want to say, uh, hey, be careful out
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there on the roads. Uh, it's getting wetter. It's
getting snowier, especially where we live. It's
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starting to snow a little bit here. So, just, you
know, be safe out there. It's all I'm saying. Just
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be safe. And that's it, buddy. That's all I got
for the housekeeping corner. Uh, would you like to
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add on to any of this or what do you got? No, I I
just I want to echo that, too. I mean, there's not
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a whole lot I can say about it, but just be safe
out there cuz it there's a lot more people out
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on the road right now. It feels and seems like.
And it just gets dark so much earlier. So, just
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be careful. There's a lot of people out there. And
uh yeah, man. Just be safe. It's like Sean said,
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dude. It's Speaking of It's getting darker
earlier. Uh the sun is setting here uh within
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these next few weeks at about 4:30 uh Pacific
Standard Time up here. So, the sun is going to
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start setting at 4:00 up here for me, Joshua. And
that's that's crazy. That's crazy. That's like you
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wake up in the in the the morning around 8:00, you
know, and you only get like six, seven hours of
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sunlight, which is insane. So, yeah. Crazy. That
does that does pretty that that does suck. Um,
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but yeah, I mean, unless you got anything else to
tag on to that, we could slide right over into the
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chat. No, buddy. Let's slide on over to the chat
with us section. For those of you who are new to
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this podcast, hello again. Welcome. Uh the chat
with the section is the topics that we're going
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to be talking about for the week. Uh and Joshua,
they're kind of blurry for me on my side. So if
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you can go ahead and read them out for us today
and we'll uh go from there. All right. Heck yeah.
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Okay. All right. So this first one, Sean Sean hit
me up. He said, "You know what, Joshua? I have a
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topic for us this week and he's calling it tiny
rants. I don't know where we're going to go with
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this. Um, I I can only imagine uh what Sean or I
am going to rant about, but I'm sure it's going
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to be a good topic. So, stay tuned for that one.
Number two on the list is can we fix this? And
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again, this is another one of Sean's topics. Who
know [ __ ] I whenever Sean comes up with topics,
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I'm like, what the [ __ ] is going on in Sean's
brain when he sends me these things? So, if you're
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curious like I am, say that's going to be another
good one. And these the final two is one I came up
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with. This is Echoes of Yesterday. I'm not even
going to spoil it even though it's my my uh my
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little topic here. So, you're going to stay tuned
for that one as well. And then the final one cuz
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we're going into the holidays, everybody. Santa,
you shouldn't have. So, I do love when Joshua
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comes up with these titles. It does make me laugh
sometimes. They're freaking hilarious. Yeah. So,
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there we go. All right, Sean, you have come into
this December 9th with some tiny rants. Yes. Lay
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it on us, buddy. What do you got? What do you got
for me and the audience? We're Yeah, we're on the
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edge of our seats. What the [ __ ] do you want
to I'm just going to go on and say this is a new
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segment. Uh it's going to be a recurring segment
for the the new coming year. Uh but I wanted
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to kind of Christmas Christmasify Christmasy
Christmas this one in particular because it is
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December and it is Christmas season. Uh so these
are going to be more catered to Christmas things.
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Uh so these are my personal rants and uh I'll kind
of give you an example of something that kind of
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is like a tiny rant. You know it's not a big rant.
It's just a little little rant. All right. Uh,
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the first one I'm going to talk about is the
adhesive on bows. Joshua, do you know what
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I'm talking about? I do. So, when you wrap a
present and you have those cheap like $1 bows,
0:14:53.680,0:14:59.280
you know, and you go to stick it on the present
and you have to like peel the little paper off,
0:14:59.280,0:15:04.960
right? And it never comes off once, right? Or
maybe you'll have one that comes off cleanly
0:15:04.960,0:15:10.320
one time and then it doesn't ever do it again.
Uh, and you just sit there peeling it and then
0:15:10.320,0:15:16.560
sometimes because it's shitty ass [ __ ] adhesive,
you'll peel it and then it just rips off entirely
0:15:16.560,0:15:21.520
and then it's useless. And I'm pretty sure that's
why they give you a thousand of them inside those
0:15:21.520,0:15:28.160
[ __ ] bags for like 30 cents, you know? So, my
complaint is with those [ __ ] little bows. Like,
0:15:28.160,0:15:35.120
can we just can we just find a better adhesive
for those bows, you know? Like, what? I don't get
0:15:35.120,0:15:40.640
it. I don't get it. No, that makes sense. I mean,
because like most of us, we buy things with with
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with the idea that's a reliable product. Like, it
was a good investment should have a good return,
0:15:45.920,0:15:50.640
right? And if this thing is supposed to celebrate
the gift inside and you can't even use it,
0:15:50.640,0:15:56.480
it's [ __ ] like like what kind of [ __ ] is
that? I I totally I I agree with you. Or you
0:15:56.480,0:16:01.600
get like you go to Target, right? I mean, I'm name
dropping Target here for just whatever, but you
0:16:01.600,0:16:07.040
go there. Everybody goes to Target. You buy the
$5 bag of bows, right? And they're like, they're
0:16:07.040,0:16:11.360
not the tiny ones, but they're like the size up,
right? And so you're thinking to yourself like,
0:16:11.360,0:16:15.600
"Oh my god, this is going to be great because then
I can peel the adhesive off really well." And then
0:16:15.600,0:16:21.360
they don't come with adhesive backs. You know,
there's they they expect you to [ __ ] tape them
0:16:21.360,0:16:27.920
like I'm a [ __ ] peasant. What is this [ __ ]
What is this? Tiny rants. Tiny rants. That's the
0:16:27.920,0:16:32.000
That's the first one that I had, buddy. That's
the first one that I had. Okay. The second one
0:16:32.000,0:16:38.000
that I have is Do I get to agree or disagree? Like
like Yeah. You want you want to go off on that,
0:16:38.000,0:16:42.640
too? No. No. I'm No. I'm just saying like I do
agree like if you're going to get them and they
0:16:42.640,0:16:46.400
had the adhesive, that's cool, you know, but if
you're buying them without the glue and you got
0:16:46.400,0:16:50.400
to have tape, that's kind of [ __ ] you know?
Like don't [ __ ] I guess if I'm suggest like
0:16:50.400,0:16:54.560
at least if you're going to have a shitty
experience, buy the ones that at least have
0:16:54.560,0:16:59.360
some adhesive on them because otherwise you're
doing twice the work anyway. Just just [ __ ] it.
0:16:59.360,0:17:03.760
Just invest. Yeah. You're doing double the work.
Especially like especially parents, man. parents,
0:17:03.760,0:17:07.680
if you have a whole bunch of presents that you
need to wrap, you know, at that point, don't even
0:17:07.680,0:17:12.800
put the bow on. Like, there's no reason, you know,
just skip the bow entirely. Do the do the easy
0:17:12.800,0:17:16.960
thing and put like the you get the string, right?
You get the string and you tie it and then you get
0:17:16.960,0:17:22.400
the scissors and do the little cut thing and make
the curls, right? Do that. That's way easier than
0:17:22.400,0:17:27.120
[ __ ] dealing with the goddamn adhesive on
the bows. Like, that's it's just [ __ ] Yeah.
0:17:27.120,0:17:31.600
That's a better return on investment, too. You get
like what, like 2,000 yards? Yeah. Like you can
0:17:31.600,0:17:38.080
strangle yourself twice. No. Yeah, you're probably
going to do that when that [ __ ] adhesive doesn't
0:17:38.080,0:17:45.120
work on that damn bow. Um, all right. So, the
second one that I have, buddy, uh, I guess this
0:17:45.120,0:17:49.360
is more of a me thing. Well, I mean, all these are
me things because they're my personal tiny rants,
0:17:49.360,0:17:58.400
but, uh, ornaments that somehow break when they're
inside of their [ __ ] boxes. Now, I don't know if
0:17:58.400,0:18:03.680
it's just because I'm putting my ornaments away
too quickly at the end of the season or what,
0:18:03.680,0:18:11.920
but without a doubt, when I pull out the box
that I have my ornaments in, there is literally
0:18:11.920,0:18:18.800
one or two that have broken mysteriously. And I
don't understand it because I put them away and
0:18:18.800,0:18:24.720
they're all perfect, right? And then I transport
them really gently and I put them in the closet
0:18:24.720,0:18:29.760
where nothing is touched on them. Like they're
not they're not being jostled around. They're not
0:18:29.760,0:18:37.040
being hit with anything. They're just in a storage
bin doing nothing other than collecting dust. And
0:18:37.040,0:18:42.560
then when I pull them out, there's one or two that
are [ __ ] broken. I don't get it. I don't get how
0:18:42.560,0:18:50.960
that [ __ ] happens. Like I I just I seriously
I don't get why that's a thing. It's almost like
0:18:50.960,0:18:57.120
the [ __ ] lights. So, every year, Joshua, every
year, every [ __ ] This is not even on my list,
0:18:57.120,0:19:01.440
by the way. This is not even on my list. I'm
just getting I'm getting riled up for this. Okay,
0:19:01.440,0:19:04.720
real quick. If you're just listening, you got to
slide over to YouTube. You got to listen. Look,
0:19:04.720,0:19:10.240
Sean's mannerisms during the him talk about this
thing. He literally has the thickest vein in his
0:19:10.240,0:19:15.120
neck popping out. It's worth watching this on
YouTube just to watch the vein in his neck. Just
0:19:15.120,0:19:19.680
saying. Oh my god. All right. Sorry, Sean. Stop
you. Keep going. So, every year, Joshua, I make
0:19:19.680,0:19:25.520
it a strong point to take the lights, I use some
extra lights that I have for decoration. I make it
0:19:25.520,0:19:31.440
a strong point to make sure that when I put those
lights away that they do not get tangled, right?
0:19:31.440,0:19:35.360
So, I make it a very strong point to do that.
I'll tie it with some little bit of Velcro um
0:19:35.360,0:19:42.640
or I'll um I'll wrap it in like the the rat tail
wrap that you're supposed to do. And every year,
0:19:42.640,0:19:49.200
every year without fail, always tangled. always
just a big old ball of [ __ ] lights. And again,
0:19:49.200,0:19:53.760
I'm just taking them. I'm taking the light. I'm
going taking lights and I put them into the box.
0:19:53.760,0:19:59.520
Put them into the little boxy. And then I pull
out the box next year. And boom. Just a ball of
0:19:59.520,0:20:03.520
lights. I don't [ __ ] get it. I don't [ __ ]
get it. I don't get it, buddy. I don't get it.
0:20:03.520,0:20:06.960
Is there like little gnomes in there [ __ ] [ __ ]
up the lights because they want to [ __ ] with me
0:20:06.960,0:20:15.360
on my Christmas? I don't know. I don't know. But
tiny rants. Tiny rants, buddy. Tiny rants. So,
0:20:15.360,0:20:20.960
that's that's all I had for my tiny rants, buddy.
Uh, you got a third one in there for for funsies,
0:20:20.960,0:20:25.920
but yeah, those two were the biggest ones I had
for for Christmas. I do have questions about your
0:20:25.920,0:20:31.040
two two things to point out about your tiny rants.
Okay. One has to do with your little ornaments,
0:20:31.040,0:20:38.400
right? And do you do you have one of those that
are very special to you that no matter how many
0:20:38.400,0:20:44.960
times it gets broken, you would just glue it back
together and keep? Like, so maybe that's maybe
0:20:44.960,0:20:50.720
this is the problem because the one ornament
that I have that I keep very sacred to me has
0:20:50.720,0:20:55.680
never broke. At least not yet. Knock on some wood
here. Knock on wood, man. Yeah. Come on. Uh, but
0:20:55.680,0:21:02.800
it hasn't broke. And I'm not sure why. And I don't
know. I guess I guess it's because it's not like a
0:21:02.800,0:21:07.680
real like ornament, per se. It's an ornament,
but it's like a a flat ornament, you know?
0:21:07.680,0:21:14.400
It's not like a a cylinder. um or it has like a
certain shape to it. Um but it hasn't broke. So I
0:21:14.400,0:21:19.120
think that might be that might play a factor into
there cuz it's flat, you know. Okay. So all the
0:21:19.120,0:21:22.000
other ones you don't give a [ __ ] about. Those
ones that break you through. Oh, it's not that
0:21:22.000,0:21:26.560
I don't give a [ __ ] about them. Every or every
ornament to me on the tree has a special pretty
0:21:26.560,0:21:33.040
harsh. Yeah, I go extreme with things sometimes.
Sorry. But uh I would if any of those ornaments
0:21:33.040,0:21:40.080
like broke, I will try to save them as best as I
can. Uh, saying that though, I did remember that
0:21:40.080,0:21:45.200
one of my Mickey ornaments that I got did break
and I still haven't fixed it even though I have
0:21:45.200,0:21:51.360
the replacement to fix it. So, I mean there I
mean that says more about me being lazy than if
0:21:51.360,0:21:56.320
anything else. So, but you're holding on to it
because it has sentimental value. That that was
0:21:56.320,0:21:59.680
that was kind of what I was getting that you're
going to hold some that really you have value
0:21:59.680,0:22:03.040
to like something you have as a kid or something
like you're probably going to hold on to and glue
0:22:03.040,0:22:07.280
it back together no matter how many times you have
to put Humpty back together. Like you'll just keep
0:22:07.280,0:22:11.680
doing it. Um. Yes. Exactly. All right. And then
the lights thing. I get it with the [ __ ] lights,
0:22:11.680,0:22:17.440
dude. Like I have these um these net lightings,
you know, that goes over bushes, but Oh god. I I
0:22:17.440,0:22:24.560
I don't have any bushes in front of my house. He's
putting the car everybody. Nor do I sport a bush
0:22:24.560,0:22:29.840
in my pants, so I have nothing to like throw this
thing over. Um but I use them for other things.
0:22:29.840,0:22:36.320
And and to to rering out the the the net lighting
is kind of a pain in the ass. And I do the same
0:22:36.320,0:22:40.880
thing as you is I try to strategically put it back
in nice and neat and it always gets [ __ ] up. So
0:22:40.880,0:22:45.040
um it always I don't even know what. So like
with you like I could get it like earthquakes
0:22:45.040,0:22:53.200
maybe jostle it around a little bit you know but
there ain't no [ __ ] earthquakes up here. The
0:22:53.200,0:22:58.000
man those are good rants. And if anybody else
has some little tiny rants or some big rants we
0:22:58.000,0:23:02.560
love comments and yeah let us know. We do read
them. So if you want to let something loose let
0:23:02.560,0:23:07.760
us know. Um, but if you got anything else on that
tiny ranch, Sean, um, we can go on to can we fix
0:23:07.760,0:23:13.280
this? Yeah, let's go on to can we fix this?
Um, and so when I first gave you this topic,
0:23:13.280,0:23:19.200
I I had an idea for it, but I was like, ah, as
I went through the day, uh, these last few days,
0:23:19.200,0:23:23.440
I was like, h maybe maybe I change it up a
little bit. So, I kind of wanted to ask you,
0:23:23.440,0:23:32.480
buddy, in terms of can we fix this? Uh, the thing
I was thinking about was Christmas music. So,
0:23:32.480,0:23:39.840
everybody's familiar with Christmas music, right?
Everybody knows the songs and [ __ ] like that,
0:23:39.840,0:23:44.640
but after a certain point of listening to
Christmas music over and over and over again,
0:23:44.640,0:23:50.560
people get annoyed with it. People kind of hate
it. So, buddy, the the question I'm giving is
0:23:50.560,0:23:58.800
how do we fix that? How can we fix Christmas
music to be accepted year round, I guess,
0:23:58.800,0:24:04.640
or just how do we how do we fix it so people
don't get annoyed with it after a while? You
0:24:04.640,0:24:10.480
want you want to play Christmas music year round?
Well, see, this is the that's the question. How do
0:24:10.480,0:24:19.920
how can we figure out a way to do that? Is it more
variety or is it uh different genres of Christmas
0:24:19.920,0:24:26.080
music styles? You know, like what is I want you to
think hard about this one. How would you fix that?
0:24:26.080,0:24:31.680
How would you fix like I'm coming to you. You're
like you are in charge of fixing Christmas music
0:24:31.680,0:24:36.560
so that people do not get bored of it throughout
the year. How would you do that? That's your job,
0:24:36.560,0:24:41.840
man. It's my job to fix Christmas music. Someone
who doesn't have extensive music background like
0:24:41.840,0:24:48.480
you do. to find a way to get people to like
Christmas music. God, I I how I would do it,
0:24:48.480,0:24:52.240
I couldn't I would not be the person to play it
year round. I'm just going to put it out there.
0:24:52.240,0:24:57.440
Like I would be the wrong person for that job, but
how I would fix it is [ __ ] not play so much of
0:24:57.440,0:25:04.000
it. Like I know that doesn't help your like what
you want to put what you want to put this on the
0:25:04.000,0:25:12.080
pedestal you want to put it on. Um, but I I'm kind
of of the mind that like I don't think you can fix
0:25:12.080,0:25:18.160
it by playing more of it. Um, okay. And if I was
going to fix it, I think I would make it darker,
0:25:18.160,0:25:24.160
you know? I would I would add a a bit of a a murky
sound to it. I would I would make it sound more
0:25:24.160,0:25:30.480
raspy. I would give it a little bit of You would
do foggy varieties. Yeah. I would put some fog on
0:25:30.480,0:25:36.960
it. I would put some real like, you know, Rudolph
got picked up by a hooker or something instead
0:25:36.960,0:25:44.160
of a R. You know what I mean? Like I I would just
like make it different. Make it a little bit more
0:25:44.160,0:25:48.400
like real instead of so happy. I mean, I don't
know. Okay. Like I know Christmas is supposed to
0:25:48.400,0:25:53.600
be happy, but like I don't know. Maybe it's just
too happy sometimes. And maybe I'm just I I don't
0:25:53.600,0:25:59.360
know. Okay. So yeah, you're thinking different
variety might help, which I would agree with. I
0:25:59.360,0:26:05.040
I feel like if you had a darker Christmas song,
like I'm sure they make all this kind of stuff,
0:26:05.040,0:26:11.920
right? If you had that playing throughout the
year alongside like the happy Mariah Carey music,
0:26:11.920,0:26:18.400
like I feel like the the contrast between them
could make it a little bit more appealing over a
0:26:18.400,0:26:25.200
span of time, like a year. So yeah, I would agree
with you. Different variety. More variety. True.
0:26:25.200,0:26:31.120
Yes. Yes. Yeah. Oh, and I mean, yeah, different
subject matter would be kind of fun, too. Like,
0:26:31.120,0:26:36.880
I like your idea of doing like a parody is
kind of fun. That'd be interesting to have. Um,
0:26:36.880,0:26:45.360
or even writing more like emotional stuff like
writing about the feeling of Christmas rather
0:26:45.360,0:26:51.200
than like three turtle doves hopping
on my dick kind of thing, you know?
0:26:52.800,0:26:57.280
But could you I mean I I'm gonna just throw this
like you could listen to Christmas music year
0:26:57.280,0:27:01.840
round. Like you'd bump that [ __ ] in the in the
middle of the summer. Like while you're sitting on
0:27:01.840,0:27:07.360
the beach instead of listening to the Beach Boys,
you'd be bumping some Christmas [ __ ] Yes. But
0:27:07.360,0:27:12.880
it's for it's for the main reason that you stayed
because I have different variety of Christmas
0:27:12.880,0:27:18.640
music that sometimes I'm I'm in the mood for.
You know, there's like a there's an indie band,
0:27:18.640,0:27:24.880
an indie pop band. I mean, it's uh excuse me,
it's Zoe Des Chanel's band uh She and Him, they
0:27:24.880,0:27:29.040
came out with a Christmas album. If you've never
heard this, I recommend listening to it. It's
0:27:29.040,0:27:36.080
it's good. It's like indie pop music, right? Um
but because she's like a really great singer and
0:27:36.080,0:27:40.960
the songs get a little emotional, uh it's good.
It's fun to listen to and it's like sometimes
0:27:40.960,0:27:45.280
I feel like listening to it during summer, you
know, because it reminds me of winter, you know,
0:27:45.280,0:27:50.160
just things like that. So, yes, I could listen
to it year round. And I'm one of these people
0:27:50.160,0:27:56.400
who actually likes to go to work and listen to the
Christmas music or go shopping and the Christmas
0:27:56.400,0:28:01.680
music is playing because you only hear that stuff
once a year, right? The rest of the time you're
0:28:01.680,0:28:08.400
listening to [ __ ] pop music being glared at your
brain uh for hours on end, you know? So, I'm okay
0:28:08.400,0:28:13.040
with listening to Christmas music. Hit me in the
comments, baby. Let me know with you. Who Where
0:28:13.040,0:28:18.800
are my Christmas fans at? Come on. But we've asked
this before, like when it comes down to Christmas
0:28:18.800,0:28:24.560
or Halloween, you know, are you hanging out in the
shadows or are you running around with, you know,
0:28:24.560,0:28:29.600
obviously I'm always always going to go Halloween
because that's birthday, right? Always going to do
0:28:29.600,0:28:35.200
that. But runner up is Christmas, baby. Runner up
is Christmas. And just like this snowman, Joshua,
0:28:35.200,0:28:40.400
I'm always loving it, you know? I'm loving,
right? Does that mean you got some music for
0:28:40.400,0:28:44.720
us? Is that Is this where we're going with this?
This is the transition. Yeah. You're welcome.
0:28:46.000,0:28:51.680
I got I got an AI song for you, buddy, on our
AI radio here. Um, this one is another Christmas
0:28:51.680,0:28:56.320
song. Like I stated last week, I'm doing all
Christmas songs. But buddy, I'm going to make
0:28:56.320,0:29:01.680
you a believer that some Christmas songs, some
Christmas songs, they can they can stick around
0:29:01.680,0:29:05.600
year round. So, I'm going to go ahead and share my
screen with Joshua. And for the people watching,
0:29:05.600,0:29:10.640
uh, if you're listening, just keep on listening or
head on over to Sorry for the late.live live radio
0:29:10.640,0:29:14.400
uh and check out this song in its entire
Actually, I'm going to play it its entirety,
0:29:14.400,0:29:18.000
but you can check it out again if you
want to listen to it again. Uh but Joshua,
0:29:18.000,0:29:31.200
this song is called Holly in Our Glasses. Buddy,
you're about to be a believer. Here you go.
0:29:37.440,0:29:43.120
The snow's coming down on the old cobblestone.
The pups penguin voices. No one drinks alone.
0:29:43.120,0:29:49.200
There's pine on the counter and bells on the door.
And someone just shouted another one more. The
0:29:49.200,0:29:57.360
fire is roaring. The light. We're raising a host
just to say we survive. So raise your glass high.
0:29:57.360,0:30:02.720
Let the carolers roar. It's Christmas tonight
and we're back on the floor with Holly in our
0:30:02.720,0:30:13.040
glasses and cheer in our song. We'll dance
through the night as the world sings along.
0:30:13.040,0:30:18.880
A sweet voice is huming a soft Christmas tune. It
floats through the bar like a warm afternoon. Then
0:30:18.880,0:30:24.720
the man kicks it up when the thunder is sp and
birds hit the floor like a drum in the street.
0:30:24.720,0:30:33.040
The lights may be dim, but the spirits are bright.
So share your friends. So raise your glass high.
0:30:33.040,0:30:38.400
Let the carolers roar. It's Christmas tonight
and we're back on the floor with Holly in our
0:30:38.400,0:30:54.560
glasses and cheer in our song. We'll dance
through the night as the world sings along.
0:30:54.560,0:31:00.240
We'll sing for the heart. Raise the blessings the
wind for all year forgiveness and new year begins
0:31:00.240,0:31:13.920
a to the lost and the found everyone's so raise
your glass I let the carolers roar it's Christmas
0:31:13.920,0:31:24.640
tonight what else is for your glass high let the
carolers roar it's Christmas tonight what else is
0:31:24.640,0:31:31.760
for in our glasses. Enjoy and strong. We're home
for the holidays. Sing it along. Come for the
0:31:31.760,0:31:38.320
holidays. Sing along. All right, buddy. There you
go. How did you feel about that song this week?
0:31:38.320,0:31:44.080
Are you a believer? Are you I felt like, you know
what? I felt like I was in like a Irish pub. Oh,
0:31:44.080,0:31:47.920
yeah. You know, that was the vibe. That's what
I dancing on the like dancing on the top of
0:31:47.920,0:31:53.120
the bar. Hell yeah. is like toasting and just
throwing drinks on everybody, getting sloppy,
0:31:53.120,0:31:59.200
going into going to like deep into the night,
just having a good time. I don't know if I I
0:31:59.200,0:32:03.040
don't know if I can play that in April, though.
You know, I'm going to play it for you in April
0:32:03.040,0:32:07.680
and we'll find out again. By the way, I did
write that. It's I wrote that whole song,
0:32:07.680,0:32:12.560
all lyrics and chorus and stuff like that. I wrote
all that. Uh because it reminded me of a song that
0:32:12.560,0:32:19.840
I wrote uh in the band that I was in. Uh there's
a song called The Irish and uh problematic name,
0:32:19.840,0:32:25.040
I know, but forgive me, I was young. Uh but that
song really reminded me of that and I was happy
0:32:25.040,0:32:29.760
to write that song. So that was fun. Uh but I
think I think I converted a few people out there,
0:32:29.760,0:32:34.800
buddy. I think I converted a few people. Even if
I didn't convert you, I converted somebody. I feel
0:32:34.800,0:32:42.320
So Sean, I I just got to ask, would you would you
be opposed to me coming up with next week's song?
0:32:42.320,0:32:47.200
As long as it's about Christmas, it's got to be
a Christmas. Okay. So, you heard it first. So,
0:32:47.200,0:32:53.680
as long as I follow Sean's rules on this podcast
that it has to be about has to be a Christmas.
0:32:53.680,0:32:58.400
Has to be about Christmas. Yes, you can. Bring
it on. All right. Bring it on. As long as the
0:32:58.400,0:33:04.560
trouble. Okay. Okay. No. Yeah. I mean, you're the
only one. I mean, I might not write every word,
0:33:04.560,0:33:10.960
but I sure will set the tone. All right. If you're
okay, I'm [ __ ] excited. Bring it on. Bring it
0:33:10.960,0:33:16.320
on. Thank God. One less just as long as I get your
approval, you know, cuz you've been writing a lot
0:33:16.320,0:33:21.440
of these songs. You've been doing all the work. I
might be able to have one track on this podcast.
0:33:21.440,0:33:26.160
Can't wait. I can't wait. I feel like it's going
to be a parody. So, uh, I'm I'm going to get ready
0:33:26.160,0:33:31.440
for that. It could. Yeah, it could be. Could be.
I might even have it done already. Who knows? Oh,
0:33:31.440,0:33:36.000
[ __ ] It's already in the drive. Just
waiting for you to open it after this. So,
0:33:36.000,0:33:41.680
the work's already done. Oh, man. [ __ ] All
right, buddy. Let's move on. Let's get to your
0:33:41.680,0:33:48.160
u echoes of yesterday topic. That's going to be
echoes of yesterday. All right, buddy. You know,
0:33:48.160,0:33:53.200
when I you know, sometimes when I think about
Christmas, I think about the nostalgia of it.
0:33:53.200,0:34:04.160
I think about traditions of it. And um I just kind
of want to know is there is there any traditions,
0:34:04.160,0:34:08.320
nostalgia, you know, is there anything that that
pops to your mind? And the way we're going to do
0:34:08.320,0:34:13.920
this is I'm going to ask you a few questions
that may like spark, you know, some memories
0:34:13.920,0:34:20.560
or some interest and and uh I'll try I won't try
to get too personal, but isn't this podcast just
0:34:20.560,0:34:26.080
a whole personality quiz anyway? So like, but
I do want to tickle you a little bit, you know,
0:34:26.080,0:34:34.080
tap into your, you know, tap into your inner uh
childhood or emotions or whatever. Weird. Um all
0:34:34.080,0:34:39.360
right. So I'll start with here's an easy one.
Here's a here's here's a for your first little
0:34:39.360,0:34:46.880
little little question here. Sean, what was your
favorite childhood Christmas memory? My favorite
0:34:46.880,0:34:55.920
childhood Christmas memory? Oh boy. Um, I don't
remember a lot of So, I don't remember a lot of my
0:34:55.920,0:35:00.240
Christmas memories to be honest with you. That's
okay. It's all right. It's a long time ago. The
0:35:00.240,0:35:04.560
only one that always comes to mind is the one that
I've mentioned before, but I'll mention it again.
0:35:04.560,0:35:13.520
um is when I was gifted a big box, right? I was
gifted a big old box and I was like, "Oh my god,
0:35:13.520,0:35:16.880
the possibilities are endless." You know, I don't
know what's in this box. Like, this is going to
0:35:16.880,0:35:22.640
be amazing. It could be something awesome. And
then I open the box and it's like this uh this
0:35:22.640,0:35:30.000
like set of like uh Legos, a set of uh wrestlers
uh like all wrestler action figures. There was
0:35:30.000,0:35:38.720
like 24 of them inside there. And I did not care.
I broke down emotionally uh because I was like,
0:35:38.720,0:35:43.760
"This is not what I expected to be inside this
box." And I'm kind of disappointed. So yeah,
0:35:43.760,0:35:49.840
that's the that's the only memory that I really
have that sticks out with me. Um yeah, cuz I don't
0:35:49.840,0:35:56.560
I don't remember a lot of Christmases. I guess the
other one, the less sad memory is um I remember
0:35:56.560,0:36:04.320
uh when I used to live um in a when I used to live
in a house uh you know not an apartment uh but
0:36:04.320,0:36:10.240
my mom would decorate for Christmas every every
year. She still does. Um but the one particular
0:36:10.240,0:36:16.240
house that we had had a window uh facing like the
street and so she would decorate the Christmas
0:36:16.240,0:36:20.400
tree and we had pretty high ceilings and so she
would decorate the Christmas tree all the way up.
0:36:20.400,0:36:26.960
Uh it was like a 15 foot ceiling. It was pretty
pretty tall. And the window was like half so it
0:36:26.960,0:36:31.920
would be like six feet. Then it had a break like
where the wall was and then another like 3 ft up
0:36:31.920,0:36:36.640
and then there was the another like arched window.
But you would decorate this tree all the way up.
0:36:36.640,0:36:40.720
And so when you looked outside, you would see the
tree. And I think that's pretty common with most
0:36:40.720,0:36:45.840
people is you decorate the tree so people can see
it outside. But I remember um a few nights driving
0:36:45.840,0:36:51.520
back home like we'd go out dinner go out to
dinner or something like that and the tree would
0:36:51.520,0:36:56.880
be all lit up and it would be it would look [ __ ]
amazing and it would have this like vintage glow
0:36:56.880,0:37:02.000
to it and my mom every year would do different
ornament colors and [ __ ] like that. Um but that
0:37:02.000,0:37:07.920
is a memory that sticks in my mind. So I guess
that's a least sad memory. Yeah. No, that's a
0:37:07.920,0:37:12.080
good one. I mean, maybe that's the one thing that
that Vegas kind of tapped into when they put all
0:37:12.080,0:37:18.320
those lights everywhere. Yeah. They tapped into
the Christmas tree type, you know, that that that
0:37:18.320,0:37:23.440
uh unconscious, you know, that subconscious
thought, bright lights, and just kind of like
0:37:23.440,0:37:28.160
something's happening. And I mean, who knows?
Maybe that's a trick, a little trickery in Vegas,
0:37:28.160,0:37:33.920
the bright lights. I mean, it's got me. I'm like
a fly, like a moth to the flame, baby. I mean,
0:37:33.920,0:37:40.800
it does it does definitely help. Um, I mean, as
far like as far as a memory for me, mine's pretty
0:37:40.800,0:37:47.840
I mean, if I had to box it all together, for me
it's it's um I I think I appreciate it more now
0:37:47.840,0:37:54.720
that I'm older, but the best memories I have, I
think, is waking up to the whole family experience
0:37:54.720,0:38:02.400
as a kid. Okay. Yeah. Um because now that I'm
older and and I don't get to see my brothers and
0:38:02.400,0:38:08.960
my sisters and my mom and my dad all in the same
space, you know, I I I won't ever be able to as
0:38:08.960,0:38:14.720
an adult kind of tap in completely as I felt as a
kid, but I was watching some home videos recently
0:38:14.720,0:38:21.440
and seeing how happy my brothers were and seeing
how happy, you know, my sister was and and just
0:38:21.440,0:38:28.240
that kind of thing. It reminded me watching those
videos and and as far as a super happy moment for
0:38:28.240,0:38:32.160
me in Christmas, that is what I miss and that's
probably my most fondest memories. It's not
0:38:32.160,0:38:38.560
the gifts. It's basically the experience that I
had being together with a family completely and
0:38:38.560,0:38:42.880
um just being kids still having imagination.
You don't there's no bills involved. There's
0:38:42.880,0:38:50.160
no nothing. You're just waking up having breakfast
and just having a great [ __ ] time. Um, yeah. So,
0:38:50.160,0:38:56.800
I would say for me for a Christmas memory, that
is probably the best thing I can I can think of is
0:38:56.800,0:39:02.160
just that that whole family experience. Um, that
I miss, you know, as an adult. I don't get that
0:39:02.160,0:39:06.480
anymore as an adult, but, you know, that's why
I think film and recording is so important. So,
0:39:06.480,0:39:09.600
if you do have families and you are listening to
this, it's probably very important that you take
0:39:09.600,0:39:16.800
videos because somebody like me who has now grown
up um and gets to look back at these videos, if
0:39:16.800,0:39:22.800
you ever forget how fun that [ __ ] was, just play
those videos for them and and maybe it'll it'll
0:39:22.800,0:39:27.280
spark that memory again because um I know it did
that for me recently watching those videos. So,
0:39:27.280,0:39:34.000
that's that is my um one of my most favorite
childhood memories. Um but number two, Sean,
0:39:34.000,0:39:38.800
do you want you want another one? Let's get into
it. Lay it on me, baby. Okay, now that we talked
0:39:38.800,0:39:47.680
a little about me memories, Sean, I want to know
which holiday movie uh do you watch every year?
0:39:47.680,0:39:53.680
Oh god, we've we've argued this debate. Uh no, no,
just you have to watch it every year though. Like
0:39:53.680,0:39:59.760
not your best not your best movie. We're not going
to go the one that I watch every year without like
0:39:59.760,0:40:08.320
question kind of thing. Yes. Um, I will say two
of them for sure. Uh, Home Alone is like the top
0:40:08.320,0:40:13.840
for me and the second one is Nightmare Before
Christmas. Uh, both of those ones will be ones
0:40:13.840,0:40:21.280
that I watch every year without question. Uh, with
a solid follow-up of being Elf because like Elf is
0:40:21.280,0:40:27.840
a solid movie, like a solid Christmas movie. It's
funny. It's dumb. Um, those are my three. Those
0:40:27.840,0:40:32.080
are my three. It's on my list. Yeah. So, so you're
watching those. Those are yours. All right. So,
0:40:32.080,0:40:37.040
my number one um I'll just I'll just give you
one is uh and it goes back to family. It goes
0:40:37.040,0:40:42.080
back uh National Lampoon Christmas. Oh, yeah. I
mean, yeah, that one's on my list, too. I have
0:40:42.080,0:40:47.280
that one on Blu-ray. It's in It's actually in my
Xbox Blu-ray player, and I've never taken it out
0:40:47.280,0:40:53.200
because uh I watch it every year. Still in my I
got Funkos of that. I I think for me, it's it's
0:40:53.200,0:40:58.080
one of those just like I talked about. It's such
a relatable movie. I think to the everyday family,
0:40:58.080,0:41:03.120
you know, you can just have dysfunction, you can
have family over that just completely just wrecks
0:41:03.120,0:41:07.840
the place, but at the end of the day, you all
just kind of love each other and it and it and it
0:41:07.840,0:41:14.480
works. So, for me, I watch that movie every single
year. I got Funkos. Um, so for me, that's that
0:41:14.480,0:41:20.080
is probably my top movie uh that I do. I have to
watch every year. And honorable mention, I watch
0:41:20.080,0:41:25.120
the Polar Express because my dad loved that movie.
My dad's not with us anymore, so I watch that. Um,
0:41:25.120,0:41:30.240
yeah. So, that's that's a uh another one for me.
Um, you want another you want another question?
0:41:30.240,0:41:35.760
We keep going with these? Yeah, give me another
one. Okay. Okay. All right. So, Okay. All right.
0:41:35.760,0:41:39.360
How about this one? This one gets a little bit
more serious. Sean, I hope you're prepared for
0:41:39.360,0:41:52.560
this. All right, Sean. Is gift giving more about
love or obligation? Oo, damn. Um, think think
0:41:52.560,0:41:58.560
about it. Think about it. You know, like this is
a tough one because yeah, like you know, we love,
0:41:58.560,0:42:02.800
you know, yeah, we love we live with people. We
wouldn't we wouldn't probably be living with them
0:42:02.800,0:42:08.960
if we didn't love them to a degree. But when it
comes to gifts, are we just kind of like giving it
0:42:08.960,0:42:13.840
to them because like we like, [ __ ] do we have to
spend the money or do they deserve it or whatever?
0:42:13.840,0:42:20.800
Like how much thought do we put into this gift?
Um, like is it obligation or is it because we're
0:42:20.800,0:42:27.440
just it's it's really thoughtful and you know
what I mean? Like Yeah. No, I get I get you. Um,
0:42:27.440,0:42:38.320
love or obligation. My my conundrum right now in
my brain is we give gifts because we want to show
0:42:38.320,0:42:43.360
our affection, right? So affection is love. And so
you're giving a gift because you're showing that
0:42:43.360,0:42:50.240
love to somebody, right? But are you Yeah. Okay.
Okay. Situ. So this is this is my conundrum here.
0:42:50.240,0:43:00.560
This is my conundrum. My conundrum is if you don't
give the gift to somebody you love and you give
0:43:00.560,0:43:06.640
it to them because you're like you're feeling of
obligation to them because you have to, you know,
0:43:06.640,0:43:13.600
then then gifts are more of an obligation than
they are something of love. And especially when
0:43:13.600,0:43:20.800
it comes to specifically Christmas time, I feel
like there is an obligation to give gifts, right?
0:43:20.800,0:43:25.360
No matter what the cost level is or no matter what
the emotional attachment is, I feel like there
0:43:25.360,0:43:32.000
is an obligation for gifts, which kind of puts a
strain on a lot of people like especially people
0:43:32.000,0:43:38.400
with families and people who don't really have the
financial uh stability to give gifts all the time,
0:43:38.400,0:43:46.000
right? It's Christmas time in particular puts
hard hard amount of strain on families and people
0:43:46.000,0:43:54.320
and absolutely that's because Christmas is an
obligation now rather than a moment to spend time
0:43:54.320,0:44:02.080
and show affection and give love you know that's
just capitalism baby capitalism right but I would
0:44:02.080,0:44:09.840
say throughout the year you know you should be
giving gifts out of loveation Yeah, giving those
0:44:09.840,0:44:15.600
gifts out is love and affection, but definitely
during Christmas and Christmas specifically,
0:44:15.600,0:44:20.480
giving gifts is an obligation. Like because you
don't want to be the boyfriend, the husband,
0:44:20.480,0:44:25.920
the girlfriend, the wife who doesn't give a
gift to their significant other, their partner,
0:44:25.920,0:44:32.400
whoever, right? Cuz just think about that already.
Like that sounds like like oh like what did they
0:44:32.400,0:44:38.960
do? Like did they sleep with your dog? You know,
did they murder a child? you know, like that in
0:44:38.960,0:44:48.320
itself already establishes as an obligation. So,
that's that's my hot take on gift giving. Okay.
0:44:48.320,0:44:52.720
All right. You know, I'm just going to spin it a
whole another direction. I'm going to say if you
0:44:52.720,0:44:57.200
don't love somebody, just don't get them [ __ ]
It's the fastest way out of a relationship if
0:44:57.200,0:45:02.080
you want to ask me. There. There you go. There you
go. Hey, maybe this person didn't wash their teeth
0:45:02.080,0:45:06.080
a few times, you know, and you don't want to you
don't want to be with them anymore. You know what?
0:45:06.080,0:45:11.520
Take the hint, pack your bags, get out. Yeah.
Just go as little as possible. Get them a gift
0:45:11.520,0:45:17.200
card somewhere they don't go. Give them a hint.
Um that is more is more of an obligation than it
0:45:17.200,0:45:22.880
is love. And uh maybe they'll just stop showing
up one day and and their clothes will be gone. I
0:45:22.880,0:45:28.720
don't know. Help them out. But yeah, I mean
I don't know, man. I I just think Christmas
0:45:28.720,0:45:34.640
should also encompass love along, I guess, with
a little bit of obligation maybe. But um yeah,
0:45:34.640,0:45:38.720
surround that. And uh for what I was I want to ask
you one more question before we get off the [ __ ]
0:45:38.720,0:45:49.280
and we move on. Um I want to know Sean um [ __ ]
sorry dude. Um if you could spend I know it's well
0:45:49.280,0:45:54.160
I finished one drink. [ __ ] So if you're just
watching I got or one glass. Yeah I'm sipping
0:45:54.160,0:46:00.480
on the whiskey now. This one's a little bit
stickier on the pipes. Um on the pipes stickier
0:46:00.480,0:46:07.680
on the pipes, man. What a phrase. Yeah, it's not
doesn't glide down the throat, you know, if you
0:46:07.680,0:46:17.120
know what I mean. Um, we're going to put that one
up there with Big America sticky on the pipes.
0:46:17.120,0:46:20.240
All right, this is for you, Sean. This is
for everybody listening. If you could spend
0:46:20.240,0:46:25.600
Christmas anywhere in the world, where would it
be? With you. I want to spend Christmas with you,
0:46:25.600,0:46:31.520
buddy. That's it. That's That's it. That's it.
Yeah. I guess I guess for a more serious answer,
0:46:31.520,0:46:36.400
uh, if I could spend Christmas anywhere in
the world, real quick. Yeah. Um, like no,
0:46:36.400,0:46:40.320
like no obligation to family and stuff like that,
like obviously like where you want to spend it.
0:46:40.320,0:46:46.640
I mean, [ __ ] like you want to go. I would
love to spend Christmas in [ __ ] Disneyland,
0:46:46.640,0:46:51.040
bro. That's like that would be awesome. Christmas
in Disneyland for me would be pretty sick. Uh,
0:46:51.040,0:46:57.440
and also Christmas in Ireland would be [ __ ]
amazing. I've I've always wanted to go to Ireland.
0:46:57.440,0:47:04.400
Uh because I'm a big big I'm a big scotch kind
of guy and uh you know love whiskey, you know,
0:47:04.400,0:47:09.200
I'd rather spend some time there. That'd be pretty
fun. So maybe we should do that next year. Maybe
0:47:09.200,0:47:16.000
we make that a podcast. [ __ ] that. Daddy ain't
got the cash unless start selling his his [ __ ]
0:47:16.000,0:47:23.040
grippers here. Starting to feel like an obligation
now. Not love anymore. Sorry. Um sticking on the
0:47:23.040,0:47:28.960
throat, bro. It's coming from love. Now it's
obligation. Um, if I could do one, I have never
0:47:28.960,0:47:34.320
I know you I mean where you live it snows. I've
never experienced a white Christmas. I've never
0:47:34.320,0:47:40.720
been in and around snow and seen lights and had
that like Christmas white the white Christmas
0:47:40.720,0:47:46.960
that people sing and dance and drink to. So, if I
could do one Christmas at some point in my life,
0:47:46.960,0:47:52.480
I would love to have a white Christmas. All right.
For me. Hey, we can make that happen. That we can
0:47:52.480,0:47:57.600
make that happen. Definitely. That's an easy one.
I'll buy you a ticket up here [ __ ] flying red
0:47:57.600,0:48:03.920
eyee [ __ ] I want the full thing, man. I want to
like the lights, you know? I want to just be Yeah,
0:48:03.920,0:48:08.320
I'll take an ice rink. I want to be [ __ ] like
I want to have to wear like four jackets. Like,
0:48:08.320,0:48:13.360
give me the full [ __ ] I want to snowball in the
face. Listen, there's a reason why I'm wearing
0:48:13.360,0:48:17.840
this [ __ ] sweater right now. Sorry for live
merch. Uh it's because it's [ __ ] cold here,
0:48:17.840,0:48:22.480
buddy. It's [ __ ] freezing. It's almost snowing.
You in the 30s now? Where you at? or like we're
0:48:22.480,0:48:27.360
currently it's 35 degrees. Oh, okay. So, yeah,
it's cold. You have snow. Is there snow hitting
0:48:27.360,0:48:31.440
the ground now? Uh, there is frost, heavy frost.
And then, uh, this week we're actually going to
0:48:31.440,0:48:37.360
get some snow. So, Oh, boy. All right. So, white
Christmas for me. That's where I'm going. And,
0:48:37.360,0:48:42.720
uh, Ireland for you. We could both make those
happen. Yeah. Yeah. I'm sure. You want to get
0:48:42.720,0:48:45.440
you want to do you want to get into this one or
save this one for next week? Because we could
0:48:45.440,0:48:48.800
save it for next week. I mean, we can save it for
next week, buddy. I know Santa you shouldn't have
0:48:48.800,0:48:54.000
cuz I feel like we we talked about some Santaish
stuff. So, and and uh spoiler alert, Joshua did
0:48:54.000,0:48:58.320
send me a little synopsis of what uh what this one
was. So, uh I know that we can save it for next
0:48:58.320,0:49:02.480
week and we're going to be okay. Okay. All right.
Well, we will save that last topic. So, everybody,
0:49:02.480,0:49:07.600
if you really wanted to hear about Santa, you
shouldn't have. Stay tuned for next week because
0:49:07.600,0:49:11.200
uh yeah, man, it's that's going to be a silly
one. It's going to be a silly one. I'll tell
0:49:11.200,0:49:16.480
you that right now. Uh but mainly because you
know I feel like the last few weeks we've gone
0:49:16.480,0:49:20.000
uh getting a little long in these episodes and
we have an episode coming up that's going to
0:49:20.000,0:49:26.320
be quite fun. Uh but also kind of long again.
So uh stay tuned for that one. Joshua kind of
0:49:26.320,0:49:31.520
hinted at some stuff earlier uh with uh you know
different people stuff. So Oh yeah, that's going
0:49:31.520,0:49:35.120
to be good. It's going to be a fun one. Uh but
Joshua, let's go ahead and start landing this
0:49:35.120,0:49:39.600
plane. Let's go through our fun finds. Let's
go through our challenges for the weeks. Um,
0:49:39.600,0:49:44.560
I actually have mine ready this time and I didn't
lose it on the phone, so I'm happy about that. Uh,
0:49:44.560,0:49:49.280
but buddy, where do you want to start? What do
you want to do? No, I I'll do my second fun find
0:49:49.280,0:49:54.960
of the episode. I kicked it off with my uh 12
nights of Christmas, my what's in my cup. So,
0:49:54.960,0:50:01.920
for my final for today's episode, my second
fun find. Holy [ __ ] you guys are going to be
0:50:01.920,0:50:08.240
so impressed once I'm able to open this thing.
Holy [ __ ] can't even open it. Um, all right.
0:50:09.120,0:50:15.120
If nobody has one of these, you should get one
because it's just [ __ ] cool. I got myself
0:50:15.120,0:50:22.480
actually it was a gift a Snoop on the stoop. Oh,
okay. Snoop on the stoop making a comeback. Let's
0:50:22.480,0:50:30.880
go. So So everybody, here you go. We got good
old Snoop on the [ __ ] stoop. Are you going
0:50:30.880,0:50:34.320
to take him out of the box, buddy? Oh, dude. Yeah,
Snoop is going to be hanging out in the background
0:50:34.320,0:50:39.440
over there by Jack. Oh, okay. Hell yeah. Yeah,
Snoop. He's going to be elf on a shelf. Yeah,
0:50:39.440,0:50:45.680
we got Snoop on a stoop, everybody. So, that is my
fun find. It was a gift. And uh yeah, if you have
0:50:45.680,0:50:50.480
a regular elf on the shelf, they they ain't got
nothing on Snoop. Yeah, there you go. Snoop will
0:50:50.480,0:50:56.320
be showing up next week. There you go. That's my
I can't wait to find him in your background. I'm
0:50:56.320,0:51:00.240
going to be so excited. Is he going to be in the
ornaments over there? Is it going to be by Jack
0:51:00.240,0:51:05.040
Skellington? Who knows? I I you know, I'm actually
going to hide him pretty well back. I want to see
0:51:05.040,0:51:08.560
if you can find him next week. Oh [ __ ] I'll
be on the lookout. I'll be on the look. Little
0:51:08.560,0:51:13.600
treasure hunt something back. Here you go, buddy.
What you got? What do you got for your fun find to
0:51:13.600,0:51:19.520
uh I got one thing uh which I find pretty cool.
Uh so last week I did show off um the uh White
0:51:19.520,0:51:25.040
Rabbit uh sketch series for Alice in Wonderland.
And I was able to grab the second drop that they
0:51:25.040,0:51:31.920
did for that. Uh who is right here. Uh this is
Cheshire Cat. I call him Treasure Cat because uh
0:51:31.920,0:51:36.800
sometimes it's hard to pronounce Cheshire. Uh but
there he is. He's sketched black and white. He's
0:51:36.800,0:51:42.160
[ __ ] beautiful. Look at that [ __ ] right there.
Boom. Boom. Boom, baby. So, that completes my uh
0:51:42.160,0:51:47.680
Alice and Wonderland sketch set that they've done.
So, that's my fun find for the week. Love it. Love
0:51:47.680,0:51:53.520
[ __ ] this this direction that they took on this.
It's really cool. So, there's that, buddy. Uh
0:51:53.520,0:51:58.720
shall we move to our challenges? You want to do
uh do you want to do a fortune? Uh we should do
0:51:58.720,0:52:02.480
We should do a fortune because, you know, I kind
of dropped the ball with the challenges going to
0:52:02.480,0:52:08.960
be honest with you. Oh god. Okay. So, the answer
is no. We cannot keep up the challenge for for the
0:52:08.960,0:52:13.840
entirety of the year. And if this is your first
episode, you have no idea what I'm talking about.
0:52:13.840,0:52:19.280
So, there you go. Congratulations. I'll drop two.
Just I just You know what? Sometimes I just need
0:52:19.280,0:52:24.960
a little bit of reminder, you know? I need It's
hard. Maybe halfway through the week, Sean, you
0:52:24.960,0:52:28.800
should remind me. Hey, Joshua. I'll shoot you a
little I'll shoot you a text. I'll set a reminder
0:52:28.800,0:52:33.920
on my phone like uh every Wednesday I'll just go
Joshua. Hey, take a selfie. Yeah. You remember
0:52:33.920,0:52:40.320
this challenge, the selfie challenge? Yeah. Do
that cuz really And we were so close, too, buddy.
0:52:40.320,0:52:45.360
We were so close. You were like three weeks away
from ending the year. So, I I'll do one. Yeah,
0:52:45.360,0:52:48.480
we'll figure it. I'll send you something. We can
pop it up here. There's my selfie right there.
0:52:48.480,0:52:51.920
There you go. That's There it is. We don't know
what it is. We can't see it, but Mia, thank you.
0:52:51.920,0:52:55.200
You're the best. Love you. It's probably going to
be me and Snoop on a shelf somewhere just hanging
0:52:55.200,0:53:00.000
out. Oh, there you go. I love that. Yeah. You know
what? That's the There it is. That's Joshua with
0:53:00.000,0:53:06.160
Snoop. Uh they're they're on something. I don't
know. It looks pretty cool though. Here you go.
0:53:06.160,0:53:12.000
We're the [ __ ] worst. Let's do a fortune then,
buddy. Go ahead and bust out the All right. So,
0:53:12.000,0:53:14.720
if you missed it last week, we we had this
little back and forth. I don't know if we
0:53:14.720,0:53:18.480
did this on when we recorded or we did it off and
we were talking about like what do we do with the
0:53:18.480,0:53:23.760
fortunes? So, I talked myself into it everybody.
And we are going to continue the fortunes. So,
0:53:23.760,0:53:33.200
I went out and spent some money on the naughty
dozen. And these are Christmas naughty dozen
0:53:33.200,0:53:37.840
cookies right here. Does this company just do
things year round? Is that what this is? They
0:53:37.840,0:53:44.800
do. Oh my god. Okay, so we're going to have
a whole like a whole 24 weeks of like naughty
0:53:44.800,0:53:53.040
cookies. Naughty. Yeah, cookies. Cookies. Oh
god. So how far we're going to go into this pack,
0:53:53.040,0:53:59.040
who knows? It may be determined off the first one.
Save them for next year. Dude, they're going to be
0:53:59.040,0:54:06.400
so bad. Talk about Dude, I'll have these for the
next like, you know, [ __ ] 20 Christmases if we
0:54:06.400,0:54:11.120
do that [ __ ] Um, so I don't know. Should I do
like two cookies per episode? Like, I'm doing
0:54:11.120,0:54:16.080
two drinks for the 12 nights. I don't It's up to
you. I mean, it's a it's up to I don't know how
0:54:16.080,0:54:20.320
many cookies are in that box, so realistically, I
don't know how many you could actually do before
0:54:20.320,0:54:26.080
the September's over. There's only 12 cookies.
There's 12 cookies in this thing. Oh, yeah. Yeah,
0:54:26.080,0:54:30.880
[ __ ] it. Sh. Two two cookies. Okay, we'll do
two cookies. All right. All right. I'm going to
0:54:30.880,0:54:35.120
start at the very top because maybe they put the
best ones at the bottom. All right, we got two.
0:54:35.120,0:54:39.760
We got two cookies. Here we go. Not going to have
Sean pick. I'm just going to open these up. Wait,
0:54:39.760,0:54:44.640
can we watch it break? I want to see if it's
rubber. Well, [ __ ] This one's already broken.
0:54:44.640,0:54:51.600
Oh, it's already broken. That's spoiled that.
Um, throw them away. All right, Sean. Here is
0:54:51.600,0:55:03.280
your first Naughty Dozen Christmas cookie for
December 9th, episode 111. A gift of fingerless
0:55:03.280,0:55:12.640
gloves will prove useful after next month's deli
slicer incident. Oh, interesting. I don't know how
0:55:12.640,0:55:19.600
that's naughty. It's not really I mean, maybe it's
more like dark than naughty. Yeah, I guess more on
0:55:19.600,0:55:23.520
the darker side for sure. Okay, this is why we're
going to do two, everybody, because these things
0:55:23.520,0:55:27.840
are probably going to [ __ ] suck. Just throwing
it out there. Hey, sometimes there there's some
0:55:27.840,0:55:32.320
good ones in there. It's very rare, but there
there's sometimes some good ones. I think the
0:55:32.320,0:55:36.880
boozy dozen might have had the best ones. Yeah, I
think we got to get a bag of those ones. That's I
0:55:36.880,0:55:41.040
think that's our bread and butter. So, we're going
to try to see if this one actually cracks cuz
0:55:41.040,0:55:44.960
they are they shouldn't be stale. These should be
Christmas cook. They should be fresh. These [ __ ]
0:55:44.960,0:55:51.680
ones right here, dude. All right. Okay, if you're
just listening, let me know if you hear a crack.
0:55:51.680,0:55:58.000
Kind of. Kind of. Definitely. It's definitely
a sound. I don't know what that was. Could have
0:55:58.000,0:56:04.800
been diarrhea or a fortune cookie cracking.
Who [ __ ] knows? All right. So, your second
0:56:04.800,0:56:13.040
of your 12 days or nights of cookies, I guess you
could say something like that. Um, here you go.
0:56:13.040,0:56:18.720
Your Christmas spirit soarses this year when
someone spikes your eggnog with a little bit
0:56:18.720,0:56:25.520
of spunk. Okay, that's not that one's not bad,
you know. At least that one tells a story,
0:56:25.520,0:56:30.560
you know, like someone got a little too fun at
the Christmas party, you know, and decided to
0:56:30.560,0:56:35.040
uh try to impregnate people through their mouths.
So, you know, there was actually three lines on
0:56:35.040,0:56:38.800
that. I was getting worried I was going to be able
to get that all out. I'm surprised. [ __ ] All
0:56:38.800,0:56:44.000
right. Well, there you go. That is your uh naughty
dozen, your Christmas fortune. You get these on
0:56:44.000,0:56:49.280
Amazon. Uh we're not sponsored by any means if
but so but if they want to start sponsoring us
0:56:49.280,0:56:55.440
and giving me these for free, that'd be [ __ ]
great. We'll take it. They're like 20. Never say
0:56:55.440,0:57:01.920
a bad thing about these fortunes ever again. Yeah,
please. And thank you. Yeah. All right, everybody.
0:57:01.920,0:57:06.000
Let me do some lucky numbers for this December
9th. Uh these are your seven lucky numbers. Feel
0:57:06.000,0:57:09.360
free to use them for whatever nefarious reasons
you would like. We've been doing these for a long
0:57:09.360,0:57:13.680
time now. Uh I don't know if anybody's won. So
if you've won, let me know. If you haven't, then
0:57:13.680,0:57:18.720
uh just keep trying, I guess. Uh but here they
are. Here are your numbers for the week. Uh 4,
0:57:18.720,0:57:29.680
11, 16, 18, 30, 41, and 49. Once again, your seven
lucky numbers are 4, 11, 16, 18, 30, 41, and 49.
0:57:30.320,0:57:35.920
Joshua, we've come to pretty damn close to the
end of this episode. And uh let me go ahead and
0:57:35.920,0:57:40.800
give you my uh challenge for the week. Uh since
you didn't give one and well, actually you did.
0:57:40.800,0:57:44.480
You showed us earlier. Uh but let me do mine
and then we can go ahead and land this plane,
0:57:44.480,0:57:49.920
buddy. Uh uh Joshua has challenged me to do
cat poems uh for the entirety of the rest of
0:57:49.920,0:57:56.240
the year. And I was able to do one this week. And
here it is, buddy. By the way, they're all haikus
0:57:56.240,0:58:05.840
because I I tried. So here you go. Snow falls as
cats watch. Trees sway in the snowy wind. Cats are
0:58:05.840,0:58:13.040
indoors only. There you go. That's my poem. Nice.
Hope everybody, buddy. Let's go ahead and land
0:58:13.040,0:58:19.040
this plane. Let's give the people your closing
monologue. Uh, this is my favorite part of the
0:58:19.040,0:58:23.760
episode when Joshua just says whatever comes
to mind. Sometimes it's weird. Sometimes it's
0:58:23.760,0:58:29.280
actually meaningful. Uh, let's see what this week
brings us, buddy. The stage is yours. for jeez. I
0:58:29.280,0:58:34.720
at some point I promise everybody I will start
um prepping for this and writing [ __ ] down.
0:58:34.720,0:58:40.880
But um I didn't do it again this time. This is
you know. So here you go. It is what it is. So
0:58:40.880,0:58:46.480
I'm too honest, dude. I should not be this [ __ ]
honest in life. Like [ __ ] man. All right. No,
0:58:46.480,0:58:51.280
I feel like a lot of this episode was talking
about family and just getting it I mean just
0:58:51.280,0:58:58.400
just getting to know [ __ ] just coming to terms
with whatever, man. I just think [ __ ] Christmas
0:58:58.400,0:59:02.880
holidays is all about families and this is
a time to reconnect. So, I think we should
0:59:02.880,0:59:07.520
spend some time doing that. And uh [ __ ] dude. I
don't know what else to say. That was a terrible
0:59:07.520,0:59:13.920
closing monologue. And uh if you're listening to
that, just fast forward. Thank you for listening.
0:59:13.920,0:59:21.360
Thank you for watching. Next week, I'll try to be
more prepared. Holy [ __ ] Sean, please do better.
0:59:22.640,0:59:27.760
Listen, I usually say like Joshua said, but
you know what? Not this week, everybody. Not
0:59:27.760,0:59:32.000
this week. Hey, thank you for listening. Thank
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0:59:50.240,0:59:56.320
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0:59:56.320,1:00:02.800
darker sooner. Just wanted to emphasize that
really, really strongly. So, just be safe. Uh,
1:00:02.800,1:00:07.520
and Joshua, before we leave, as I do these
past few weeks, I have something for you,
1:00:07.520,1:00:11.120
buddy. I think you're you'll get you'll get a
little kick out of this one. Someone's got to
1:00:11.120,1:00:15.200
end this [ __ ] the right way, man, because I
think that's going to be me. Yeah. Here we go,
1:00:15.200,1:00:31.120
buddy. Joshua, what animal is great at singing
Christmas carols? I I don't know. A koala la.
1:00:31.120,1:00:41.280
Ladies and gentlemen, we will see you next
week. That was good. That was good. Deuces.
1:00:59.600,1:01:03.760
[ __ ] goes, buddy. We just uh we just
kind of sit here, we wing it, and then
1:01:03.760,1:01:09.760
uh then we just kiss each other on the lips.
Sometimes on the mouth again. Oh, what happened?
1:01:09.760,1:01:14.640
On the lips. Hold on. What happened? Something
happened, dude. Hold on. What happened? Oh,
1:01:14.640,1:01:22.400
no. He's already broken it. We haven't even
started and he's broken it. Jesus. Full screen.
1:01:22.400,1:01:30.480
There you go. Obviously like that. Fun times.
Fun times here. Sorry for the delay studios.
1:01:30.480,1:01:35.120
This is the This is the pure content
you you're paying nothing for. I know,
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right? This is all free. Sponsored
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1:01:40.880,1:01:45.680
if you did it once, you should be fine. I I
mean, I've only had the clap once. I mean,
1:01:45.680,1:01:54.080
this episode. Let me do my snaps here. Snap. Okay.
Good. Good. All right. Let's [ __ ] get it. Three,
1:01:54.080,1:01:58.480
two, one. Let's launch this bad
boy. Here we go. Three, two, one.
