Sorry For The Delay | EP.112 | Trees, Budgets & Snow Like Ashes
-WHAT’S IN OUR CUP-
Sean: Polar Seltzer “Blackberry Snowflake” (Christmas edition, blackberry-forward, sober-to-Disney winter pick)
Joshua: 12 Nights Of Cocktails box from Costco - Straightaway Mai Tai canned cocktail (rum, orange liqueur, lime, almond liqueur, 50 proof), Straightaway Bee’s Knees canned cocktail (gin, citrus, honey, 50 proof), both double-fisted this episode
-AI SONG OF THE WEEK-
“Snow Like Ashes” (Verse & Chorus Lyrics written by Joshua.)
-CHAT WITH US-
• Santa, You Shouldn’t Have (Carried over from last week, done this episode)
• Whatifmas (Christmas whatifs & would you rathers)
• Christmas 100 (Holiday gifts on a strict $100 budget)
• Naughty Or Nice Choice (Holiday would you rather set, with more teased for next week)
-CHAPTERS-
0:00:00 Episode 112 Intro, December 16 Check-In & Seasonal Bones
0:01:30 What’s In Our Cup - 12 Nights Of Cocktails, Double Fisting & Blackberry Snowflake Seltzer
0:05:30 Sober To Disney, Pre-Recorded Disneyland Trip & Snowman T-Shirt Merch Plug
0:08:30 Chat With Us Preview & Real Vs Artificial Christmas Trees, Fires & Self-Sucking Sap Trees
0:14:40 Santa, You Shouldn’t Have - Self-Help Gifts, Blank Frames, Mugshot Prank & Keychains
0:22:10 Whatifmas - North Pole Jobs, Christmas Movie Teleporting & Gingerbread Vs Peppermint
0:28:30 AI Song Of The Week "Snow Like Ashes" - Joshua’s Dark Blue Christmas AI Track & Reactions
0:35:30 Christmas 100 - $100 Gift Budget, Dollar Stores, Five Below & Gift Strategy
0:43:10 Naughty Or Nice Choice - Holiday Food Battles, Buddy The Elf Dinner & Decor Booby Traps
0:51:00 Fun Finds - Trader Joe’s Mystery Bags Review & Snoopy Funko Plus Astronaut Patch
0:55:40 Naughty Fortunes, Lucky Numbers, Selfie Challenge & Christmas Cat Haiku
-SOUND BITES-
• “This is episode 112, buddy. 112 episodes doesn't roll off the tongue as fun as 111, you know, 111. But 112 is all right, you know. It's okay. It'll pay the bills.” - Sean grading the episode number energy.
• “Expect me to get 5 percent more silly on this episode, everybody. That's how we roll on this one, baby.” - Joshua forecasting the 50-proof cocktail effect.
• “This one is Blackberry Snowflake. Look at that. I believe Snowflake is what I called you in high school, Joshua.” - Sean introducing his latest Polar seltzer with a friendly jab.
• “We don't mind double fisting on this show. No, we totally double fist. We would do it more if we could, but you know, sometimes it's expensive.” - Joshua setting the drink count tone for the night.
• “Real Christmas trees now are a luxury item rather than how it was the opposite before.” - Joshua on trees becoming a flex instead of a default.
• “You never heard of a self sucking sap tree? Sucks it up, doesn't even leak all over your floor.” - Joshua inventing the ultimate low-maintenance Christmas tree.
• “Once upon a time, somebody got taken to jail and there was a mugshot taken of them, and throughout the entire house the mugshot was cut out and placed over the head of every picture.” - Joshua confessing a ‘harmless’ Christmas prank.
• “I might seem like a regular guy, but there's a whole lot of passion going on underneath this skin right here.” - Joshua talking about making “Snow Like Ashes” with AI.
• “I know every year we have budgets. This year I was given a $100 budget, and in years past I have spent way more than $100.” - Joshua introducing the Christmas 100 challenge.
• “The hardest person to buy for is the person that doesn't want anything and feels like they already have everything they need.” - Sean on why some gifts are impossible.
• “Would you rather have a Christmas tree that whispers your secrets to guests or one that drops ornaments like booby traps whenever someone walks by?” - Joshua kicking off Naughty Or Nice decor chaos.
-FORTUNE & FINDS-
Fortune:
Fortune 1: Items from nightstands are not to be used for toy drives.
Fortune 2: Grandpa will get run over by a reindeer then finished off by John Deere.
Lucky Numbers: 2, 11, 21, 29, 35, 39, 44
Fun Finds / Value Finds:
Sean: Snoopy Funko with Woodstock and the little birds on his hat from the collection vault, plus a Snoopy astronaut patch from the Air and Space Museum as a cozy crossover between Peanuts & space.
Joshua: Trader Joe’s mystery tote bag bundle featuring cowboy, Boston & Oklahoma designs, used as a test case for whether mystery merch belongs in the $100 Christmas budget.
(Artwork Shoutout: None This Episode)
Transcript
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Welcome to episode 112 of Sorry for the Delay.
I'm your editor, Mia. This week, Shaun and
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Joshua discuss cooking skills and holiday gift
giving. They explore the challenges of sticking
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to a budget during the holiday season, and Joshua
shares a funny story about a harmless Christmas
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prank. Mugsh shot were involved. We also get a
Christmas whatif segment where they ponder fun
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holiday related questions. As always, they wrap up
with their signature fortunes and lucky numbers.
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Enjoy the show. Hello and welcome to another
episode of Sorry for Little A. We are your hosts.
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My name is Sean. This is Joshua. And this Joshua
is episode 112, buddy. 112 episodes doesn't roll
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off the tongue as fun as 111, you know, 111. But
112 is is all right, you know. It's okay. It'll
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pay the bills, you know. Uh, but just like I do
every week, uh, how are you doing this fine fine
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week? Yeah, man. So, what today is December 16th
for episode 112. I I'm I'm doing well. I mean,
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despite it gets dark early, it's getting colder.
My bones are like way more brittle than they used
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to be when I was a kid. So, uh, it does hurt a
little bit more right now. But you know what makes
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the bones feel a little better just by having a
little bit of drink. You know what I mean? And
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that's that's kind of like what we get into at the
beginning of this most days. What a transition,
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Joshua. All right. All right. What's in your cup
this week, buddy? What do you got? What do you
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What are you pouring up? I know you're doing
that countdown. So, what's what's this week's
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uh cocktail sensation? Yeah. If I wasn't feeling
good before this, I'm going to feel good at by the
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end of this. I'll tell you that right now. Um,
so I'm continuing. If you didn't if you didn't
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uh tune in last week for the episode, I'm doing
the 12 nights of cocktails. We went ahead and
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uh I got this as a gift um from Costco. So, if
you got one of those by you, I don't know if
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these are still available, but what it is is it's
a bunch of tiny little cocktails. So, I'm doing
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two of these an episode because we don't have 12
episodes by the end of this month. So, we got to
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go ahead and just like that's sit. And plus,
we don't mind double fisting on this show. No,
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we totally double fist. Um, we do it more if we
could, but you know, sometimes expensible. Yeah,
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I know, right? Uh, okay. So, what is this? This is
a straightaway mai for the first one I pulled from
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the box. Okay. Uh, I this one I mean, if you don't
know what a mai is, this is rum, orange lour,
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and lime juice and or what does it say? Or or
grit, whatever. Or almond lour. Can't [ __ ]
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say that. Um, and another straightaways bees knees
with a tiny little cocktail. Good. I know each of
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these flavors. They're delicious. Okay. Uh, this
one, this little guy has what? Gin accompanied
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by blue doris. Doris, lour, lemon, and honey. So,
all right, there you go. So, let's pop these two
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bad. Do any of them require a shaking, Joshua? Do
any of them Oh, [ __ ] Dude, I do that every time.
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Right. Well, do they have to be shaken? You
should read the instructions first. Oh, well,
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I don't think that they're I don't think they're
fizzed, right? My ties usually are not fizzed. So,
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I'll go ahead and shake it anyways. And if there's
a giant shaking on this on the show, my computer
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can do it under the table for me, please. That
would be No, I'm not going to do that. I'm not
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going to do that. Holy [ __ ] All right. So, we're
going to go ahead and pour up the Mai. Here you
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go, everybody. Oh, kind of clear. Interesting.
Didn't expect it to be clear like that. Yeah,
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it's actually it's clear. Okay, so let me go
ahead and sip on this one first. Okay, let's see.
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Oh man, that's strong. That is Oh, yeah.
What was the percentage on that? That is
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quite pungent. This one big word. It's quite
pungent. Uh, this one is 50 proof for this
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little proof. Holy [ __ ] For the Mai. And uh
I guess before I pour it, I might as well say,
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oh, this is also 50 proof. Holy [ __ ] Last week
it was what? 45 and 50. So yeah, 45 and 50. Uh,
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expect me to get 5% more silly on this episode,
everybody. That's how we roll in this one,
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baby. Look at that. That's a nice color,
though. That's a nice um honey color,
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if you will. Yeah. There you go. All right.
So, let's try this one. I have a feeling
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it's going to taste a little better because
it has the honey in it. Let's try it out.
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Yeah, that one that I I'm going with the um the
bee's knees over the m Thai from these little
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straightaway little party cans. Um, but yeah, I
mean, John, that's what's going on over here. I'm
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double fisting. It's going to be a great episode.
So, uh, what do you have in your cup over there,
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my friend? Hell yeah, buddy. I'm continuing
my I'm continuing my quest into uh sobriety,
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uh, as you will. Uh, but I'm drinking another
Polar. This is the third one out of the,
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uh, Polar Christmas edition stuff. Uh, this
is Blackberry Snowflake. Look at that. Look
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at that. I believe snowflake is what I called
you in high school, Joshua. So, uh, there's
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that. I'm going to go ahead and open this bad boy
right here. Yeah. Nice crispy snap. Smells like a
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blackberry. If you don't know what a blackberry
smells like, I can't help you with that. So,
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it's unfortunate. But here we go. Fizzy. Oh, this
one's great, buddy. This one's great. This is like
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a a midsummer night stream. You know, you're on
the you're on the porch, maybe in your wooden your
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wooden rocking chair overlooking your plantation,
and you're just sipping out one of these bad boys.
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This is great. Blackberry forward, uh, carbonated
to perfection. It's delicious. Highly recommend
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this one. So, all right. Cheers. I'm actually
very happy that Sean is not sipping on an alcohol
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beverage tonight. He's continuing his sober
quest. The sober to uh sober to Disney. Yeah,
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sober to Disney, baby. Oh, speaking of that,
um this is being pre-recorded. Spoiler alert,
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everybody. Uh but I am in Disneyland at the
moment this episode is premiered already.
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I'm probably somewhere out there sipping a
M Thai or sipping a $20 alcoholic beverage
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and enjoying every last drop. So, there's that.
Yeah, it's going to be fun. Yeah. Hell yeah. Uh,
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buddy, before we move on, and I know you have a
question, but let me just go through some little
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housekeeping real quick. Uh, because Joshua, I'm
wearing the snowman t-shirt this week. I got the
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little snowman buddy on my chest right here. I'm
so excited. This shirt, as all all our shirts are
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very nice, very soft, very luscious feeling. Uh,
and you can get it too at sorry for little. And,
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uh, go ahead and pick up a snowman t-shirt.
It'll be available until January, February,
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March, I don't know, whenever Joshua tells me to
do some other ones. So feel free to get this. It's
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beautiful. I love this one. And it came out really
nice on the shirt, buddy. It's beautiful. It's got
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a real vintage like tint color to it. And um I'm
very happy about it. So it's all the house. Sorry,
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buddy. Sorry for the little out live. Come check
us out. Feel free. Um what was uh what were you
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going to follow up with? No, no. What I was also
gonna say that is good. Go visit the website. And
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a little spoiler alert before we get too deep into
the episode. This week is the week where Joshua
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took the wheels and it's going to be DJ. Okay.
Oh man. So this week's episode Joshua is coming
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through with a song, everybody. So uh normally we
get to what around 30 minutes or so when that song
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kicks in. So if you want to fast forward or hang
out while we get through the rest of this stuff,
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feel free to hang out um and go through the chat
with us section. But uh it's going to be a good
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one. I think I think I think Sean hopefully
Sean hasn't heard it yet. I have not heard
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it. I have it I have it opened in a tab right
here because I haven't uploaded it yet because
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if I upload the song to the website, I would have
heard it and I didn't want to spoil myself. So,
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I got it opened in a tab. But when you guys come
over to the website, it'll be on the website. So,
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uh Joshua, I I don't know what to expect. I'm kind
of scared, but Do you have Do you have a Are you
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Do you want to take a guess? like the genre. Do
you want to even want to guess or just completely
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listen? I can see the title of the song the song
title is snow like ashes which makes me feel like
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it's going to be something metal, you know, cuz
you don't you don't ever put the word ashes into
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a song title unless there's some type of some type
of aggression. You know, ashes signify hell and
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hell is aggression. So, that's what I'm going
to go with, but I still haven't heard it. So,
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we'll see halfway into this. By the way, stay
tuned. I I can't wait to get there. Um, but if
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you're ready, buddy, we can move on to the chat
with a section. You ready to rock? Let's get it,
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buddy. Let's [ __ ] move on. Chat with the
section is where we talk about the topics
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we're going to talk about for the week. Uh, and
they are as followed. Here they are. Uh, Santa,
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you shouldn't have, which is a topic we were going
to talk about last week, but ran out of time. So,
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there's that. Uh, after that is whatifmas. Uh, I
think Josh Joshua kind of knows where we're going
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with that one. Uh, and then the next one is a
Christmas 100. Okay, interesting. Don't know yet.
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Uh, and the last topic is the naughty or nice
choice. Oh god, I'm worried. I'm worried. Two,
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three of these topics are Joshua's. Uh, I'm only
coming in with one topic this week. Uh, but buddy,
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I remembered something before we even start all
this. Uh, I had a question I wanted to ask you.
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Uh, because it's kind of been bugging me. So, it's
real quick. Joshua, are you a real tree person or
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are you an artificial tree person? Okay. So, it
comes down to preference, right? So, I have now
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I I have a a fake tree now, but I would I would
love to have a real tree. And some people might
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just go, "Why don't you go out and buy a [ __ ]
real tree?" Um cuz I like any other thing these
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days have been priced out of the market of buying
a [ __ ] tree and then throwing it in the garbage.
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So, I'm sorry. Call me cheap, but real Christmas
trees have just been blown up. And um I now do a
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fake Christmas tree, but I would love to continue
to do a real tree because that's what I grew up.
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Uh we used to go and get a real tree growing up,
but yeah, right now currently it's it's a fake
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tree. Okay. I mean, it's decorated. It's decor.
You know what? Here's what we'll do. Here's what
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we'll do. I think I should take a picture of how
we decorate this. And maybe maybe we should show
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off our our, you know, our decorations a little
bit. Maybe. Okay. All right. My tree is I just
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put my tree up today. I have not decorated it.
So, fair. I mean, we can do it for uh you can
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take a picture of it and I'll have Mia put it
in later. Um yeah, I'm okay with that. Uh but I
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did have a follow-up real quick to that. Okay.
Um real Christmas tree. Do you feel like real
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Christmas trees now are a luxury item rather than
how it was the opposite before where you could buy
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a fake like a a fake Christmas tree and it was
like a luxury item? Like do you think Oh, like
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the roles have switched now? Like it's like it's
switched. Um yeah, because I feel like before,
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maybe I'm just completely wrong. Uh, but I kind of
feel like real Christmas trees used to be cheaper
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than fake Christmas trees. Yeah. I mean, back in
the day. Yeah, technically they still are. Like,
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you can definitely find a fake Christmas tree for
the price of a real Christmas tree. Okay, Charlie
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Brown. Nobody wants to [ __ ] buy that, you know?
Whoa, whoa, whoa, man. Charlie Brown's Christmas
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tree is iconic. Okay, don't you don't you put dirt
on his name, okay? Like, just take a step back
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here for a moment. All right. Like you can still
get an artificial Christmas tree for the same
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price as a real tree, but I feel like if somebody
were to come up to you and be like, "Yeah, I got a
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15 foot tree." And you're like, "Oh, is it fake?"
And they go, "No, it's real." Like that feels more
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like a flex, you know, rather than, "Oh, yeah,
I have a 15ft fake Christmas tree." You know,
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it doesn't sound as like royal, you know? Doesn't
sound as I think it becomes a flex if they start
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talking about like the details of it. If it's
like a blue needled [ __ ] self sucking sap tree,
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like it doesn't even sap on your floor. Sap tree.
It's a [ __ ] selfucker. Suck the sap off of you.
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Yeah. Yeah. You never heard of a self sucking sap
tree? Sucks it up. Doesn't even leak all over your
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floor. I'm about to go to my nearest [ __ ] Ace
Hardware and [ __ ] ask for a self self sucking
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zap tree and see if they got one of those in
stock. Yeah. doesn't leak all over the place,
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you know, like most people or most trees, sorry.
Um, every day on Christmas. Yeah, man. Look. Yeah.
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Go and ask her out about the self sucking trees.
Oh, man. All right. That's all I wanted to know,
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buddy. Uh, for me, I prefer artificial trees
mainly because it's such a pain in the ass
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to throw away a real Christmas tree. Like, at the
end of the year, at the end of the month, it's not
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worth it in my opinion. Um, so yeah. Wait, wait,
real quick. I got another real quick one. Do you
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think what causes more fires? Real Christmas trees
every year or fake? [ __ ] real Christmas trees,
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bro. Real Christmas trees with hands down. Ass up.
Like those cause more fires every year than a fake
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[ __ ] Christmas tree. I'll give you that right
now. You don't have to chat that. You don't have
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to look that up real quick. No, I got that one
tattooed on the back of my hand. I know that. So,
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nobody's fact checking that. All right.
All right. Anybody in the audience? Yeah,
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don't waste your time. That was that was Don't
even bother. Yes. Yeah. I'm just thinking the
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outlets. You know how people just like a bunch of
[ __ ] into the outlets and like where do the fire
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start? Do they start from the outlet or do they
start at on the tree? No, they probably start
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out. Yeah, they probably start at the outlet cuz
that's where everything's going into, you know,
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and then the spark would come from the outlet.
Unless you have a real janky ass like artificial
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tree that's been through the ringer, you know,
like you bought the first artificial tree and it's
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been here like with you since then, you know, like
30, 40 years and just [ __ ] plugging that [ __ ]
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in every year hoping to God that it doesn't burst
into flames. So, you know, it like crackles every
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year you plug it in, it kind of sparks a little.
You're like, "Well, it's not time yet." Yeah,
0:14:23.920,0:14:31.200
it has. It hasn't chosen death yet. Yeah, that's
a good Okay. All right, that's good enough. Sorry,
0:14:31.200,0:14:34.880
that was such a long tangent. I didn't mean for it
to be that long. Let's Let's move on, buddy. Uh,
0:14:34.880,0:14:39.200
Santa, you shouldn't have, buddy. What is this
topic about? And why did we wait till this week to
0:14:39.200,0:14:44.000
bring it up? All right. Well, this this one should
not be very long. So, Santa, you shouldn't have.
0:14:44.000,0:14:51.680
All right, so obviously it's December 16th. We're
getting closer to when the big belly gray beard
0:14:51.680,0:14:56.880
red suit wearing dude shows up, you know, um or
your partner in crime or whoever gives you gifts,
0:14:56.880,0:15:04.480
right? So, uh I'm curious. I got a I got a tiny
little list here and I'm just curious if Santa
0:15:04.480,0:15:10.240
were to give this to you or somebody special were
to give this to you, would you immediately like
0:15:10.240,0:15:16.320
throw it back in their face or would you just
accept it and maybe like regift it later or,
0:15:16.320,0:15:21.040
you know, hope there's a gift receipt attached to
it or some [ __ ] Sure. All right. All right. So,
0:15:21.040,0:15:26.000
here's here's the first one on my list here
for you. Sean, let me know. If somebody were
0:15:26.000,0:15:35.200
to approach you and give you a a self-help item,
something like a book or workout equipment or
0:15:35.200,0:15:40.240
maybe even like some toenail clippers, you know,
because they your nails are just a little too
0:15:40.240,0:15:46.880
grungy. Um, how would you feel about that? Would
you feel like like Santa should have kept that
0:15:46.880,0:15:52.160
gift or given you something else? Like now, is it
somebody that I know like on a personal level or
0:15:52.160,0:15:58.080
is this like a co-orker handing me a bar of like
deodorant? No, they're going to know you well
0:15:58.080,0:16:01.840
enough to actually buy you something. It wouldn't
be like a homeless guy that you just walked by and
0:16:01.840,0:16:06.720
he's like, "Hey man, here's a gift." You know,
it'd be somebody who knows you. I think at first
0:16:06.720,0:16:14.240
I'd probably feel a little offended. But then as I
would like after I'm done beating them to a pulp,
0:16:14.240,0:16:20.720
you know, I'd pull my fist back from their face, I
would, you know, finally see vision again instead
0:16:20.720,0:16:24.080
of red. And I would realize that they were
probably right. You know, they were probably
0:16:24.080,0:16:29.200
right. And I got a little too overzealous. And uh
maybe I did need to cut my toenails a little bit
0:16:29.200,0:16:33.760
more or maybe I did need to take that self-help
book, you know, instead of really let them have
0:16:33.760,0:16:38.720
it, you know. So yeah. some self-help, but too
close. It's maybe too close to personal. A little
0:16:38.720,0:16:43.360
too personal. You know, I feel like like if my mom
gave me a self-help book, then I'd be like, "Oh,
0:16:43.360,0:16:50.480
fuck." Well, maybe I do smell farts a little too
much in the daytime, you know? Like, I don't know.
0:16:50.480,0:16:54.160
See, I'm I'm indifferent because if somebody
gives me a book, I don't read books anyways,
0:16:54.160,0:16:58.160
so it'd be fine. Like, I wouldn't even read it
anyway. So, it's I totally accept it. Like, thank
0:16:58.160,0:17:03.840
you. Well, as we established on this podcast,
Joshua, you were never taught to read. So, no,
0:17:03.840,0:17:08.960
I found it easier to I found it easier to learn
Braille because I work with my hands than it was
0:17:08.960,0:17:13.520
actually reading words on a page. Yeah. Yeah. Good
point. Cuz when I use my hands and I touch things,
0:17:13.520,0:17:20.560
I'm a way better learner. So, braille would be so
much easier for me. Good to know. I'm going get
0:17:20.560,0:17:26.560
you a book in Braille. See how far you get. That's
my first one. So, number two on the list here,
0:17:26.560,0:17:35.600
Sean. Uh, how about what if somebody gave you a a
a photo frame that doesn't have a picture in it?
0:17:35.600,0:17:41.040
Just a just a blank frame. Just a frame. They just
gave you a frame. I mean, if the fra honestly,
0:17:41.040,0:17:45.920
if the frame was pretty [ __ ] cool, you know,
like if it was a themed frame that dude, I would
0:17:45.920,0:17:50.720
take that all day, you know? I'd find something to
put in there and that would kind of be a fun gift.
0:17:50.720,0:17:55.120
Like you'd be like, "Hey, fill this photo frame
that I got for you." Like, and find something cool
0:17:55.120,0:18:01.520
to put in it, you know? But if it's just a basic
ass like target like black frame Hobby Lobby Hobby
0:18:01.520,0:18:07.600
Lobby [ __ ] like it has the dimensions like the
8 by6 like in it just yeah like some weird [ __ ]
0:18:07.600,0:18:14.720
then I would I would ask the question if this
person was sane or not you know like are are they
0:18:14.720,0:18:19.600
okay mentally that they gave me this picture frame
thinking that either one I would enjoy having the
0:18:19.600,0:18:23.920
picture frame or two that they thought they might
have put something in there and they couldn't
0:18:23.920,0:18:28.720
remember like that I don't know. I don't know.
That's kind of where I'm heading heading with
0:18:28.720,0:18:35.120
that situation. And what Okay, side side tangent.
What if what if you gave somebody the picture the
0:18:35.120,0:18:40.800
the the uh the frame with a photo in it and
then you came over like a week later and they
0:18:40.800,0:18:47.280
took the picture out and they put something else
in it. I mean I mean [ __ ] if the I mean for you,
0:18:47.280,0:18:50.720
you know what I mean? Like a junior lady or
something and then then she took it out and put
0:18:50.720,0:18:56.960
a picture of like the beach, you know what I mean?
black. Yeah. Yeah. It's like a picture of you and
0:18:56.960,0:19:01.600
you give it to your mom and then your mom like a
month later takes it out and puts a picture of the
0:19:01.600,0:19:09.920
dog. I I see where I stand in this totem pole of
relationship. So, yeah. I mean, I don't know if
0:19:09.920,0:19:14.720
I'd be offended or not, but it would be fun. Like
I've seen these videos where like people will go
0:19:14.720,0:19:21.760
into like their parents' houses and like change
the photos of things to like like Kiana Reeves or
0:19:21.760,0:19:26.400
[ __ ] Mario, you know, and like see how long it
takes for the parents to notice. Like that would
0:19:26.400,0:19:32.560
be fun to do. Like that would be funny. But uh I
don't know. I' I'd just kind of look at it and I'd
0:19:32.560,0:19:36.960
probably just shake my head and just move on from
it, you know? You know what you shouldn't do? I I
0:19:36.960,0:19:41.680
feel like I No, I shouldn't even tell this story,
but I'm going to I'm going to tell this story.
0:19:41.680,0:19:46.640
All right. So, once upon a time, speaking
of pictures and and frames and all that,
0:19:46.640,0:19:56.000
once upon a time, there was a time when
somebody got a uh got got taken to jail
0:19:56.000,0:20:03.200
and there was a mug shot taken of them and uh
throughout the entire house, the m the mug shot
0:20:03.200,0:20:11.400
was cut out and placed over the head of every
picture of the person in the house. [Laughter]
0:20:12.880,0:20:19.040
In hindsight, that was mean. That was mean. It
was mean, but it was kind of I mean kind of silly,
0:20:19.040,0:20:24.240
right? That's like I mean that's one of those
harmless like jokes, practical jokes, you know,
0:20:24.240,0:20:28.320
like shouldn't tell that story. Should have kept
that one. Mia, cut that out. That was That was
0:20:28.320,0:20:34.320
not good. Get that out. Oh, we won't say who
that was. But Jesus, you know, it was Yeah,
0:20:34.320,0:20:38.240
that's funny though. That's funny. Joshua, if I
ever have a mug shot in your house, that would
0:20:38.240,0:20:42.560
make me happy. I'd appreciate that. I mean,
your male in the bathroom though, preferably.
0:20:42.560,0:20:48.560
Bathroom like overlooking like the toilet like
a like I'm some type of, you know, high ruler,
0:20:48.560,0:20:53.200
you know? That's where I'd want that picture. We
can make that happen. We can make that happen. Um,
0:20:53.200,0:20:57.360
but let's move. I Yeah, it's too many tangents
already. Uh, let's do the [ __ ] last one. Let's
0:20:57.360,0:21:02.720
get Yeah. Yeah. Santa shouldn't have. Um, so the
final one. What if somebody hooked you up with a
0:21:02.720,0:21:09.600
keychain? A keychain. Are like a keychain. Like
would you be would you be cool with a keychain?
0:21:09.600,0:21:16.480
Yeah, I get I get keychains all the time. I like
keychains. My whole key my whole [ __ ] well my
0:21:16.480,0:21:22.080
keys are just one giant keychain. Like I have
a whole bunch of things on my keys. Uh so yeah,
0:21:22.080,0:21:28.000
I love keychains. I I think they're nice momentos
to like places and doing things and stuff like
0:21:28.000,0:21:32.560
that. Like that and magnets. Like I'm a sucker
for each of those and pins. Obviously my pins
0:21:32.560,0:21:35.920
are covered up. I'm going to have to uncover that
eventually. But yeah, I have a whole bunch of pins
0:21:35.920,0:21:40.560
that I collect. Like I I love that kind of stuff.
So keychain. I got a drawer full of of pins,
0:21:40.560,0:21:43.600
too. Uh I I felt the same way. I put it on there
only because I'd be down with the keychain.
0:21:43.600,0:21:46.960
Like if you're a friend of mine, you got me
some cool little keychain, little trinket,
0:21:46.960,0:21:50.640
I'd be down with it cuz not everybody can just buy
somebody a [ __ ] car. You know what I'm saying?
0:21:50.640,0:21:54.000
There's nothing wrong with God. The keychain's
nice cuz it's like a nice little like, hey,
0:21:54.000,0:21:59.680
I thought of you, you know? Yeah, I'm down with
it. Hook it up. Hook it up with the keychain.
0:21:59.680,0:22:04.400
We should make keychains. [ __ ] sake. That's
another opportunity. Yeah. Yeah. Keychains next
0:22:04.400,0:22:08.240
year. Let's go in the shape of little ornaments.
That'd be awesome. All right, Sean. That's all I
0:22:08.240,0:22:14.320
got. That's That was my topic to kick this off. Uh
let's move on. Sean, number two. What do you got?
0:22:14.320,0:22:20.800
What do you got, man? Uh this is what if miss.
Uh Joshua, I'm bringing back the uh the whatif
0:22:20.800,0:22:24.640
questions uh because I feel like they're just
so much fun and I want to do a little Christmas
0:22:24.640,0:22:29.280
theming and I'm surprised I didn't get to it
earlier in the month, but uh I got to it now. Uh,
0:22:29.280,0:22:34.960
so buddy, I'm gonna give you some Christmas
whatifs and would you rathers. So, I only got a
0:22:34.960,0:22:43.680
few of them for you. So, uh, we'll start with this
one, buddy. Okay. Sorry. Sorry. Sorry. I can't I
0:22:43.680,0:22:47.600
can't even hold my excitement in right now. I
mean, maybe we should just skip the last topic
0:22:47.600,0:22:52.480
that I got, but then we can keep going here. Let's
hear it. No, no, no. It's okay. It's okay. Uh,
0:22:52.480,0:22:55.440
sorry. I have them all on the list, and I'm trying
to just figure out which one I wanted to start
0:22:55.440,0:23:00.240
with, and I thought I had it, but then I lost.
Totally fine. I'm drinking over here. Let me sip.
0:23:00.240,0:23:08.800
Uh oh, here it is. Okay, Joshua, what if you could
spend one day working at the North Pole? What job
0:23:08.800,0:23:16.000
would you want? I would I mean, is this a paying
job? And how long do I got to do it? Listen, it's
0:23:16.000,0:23:21.920
one day. It can be any job you want. And sure,
I guess it could be paying if that's what would
0:23:21.920,0:23:28.000
drive your work ethic, I guess. Okay. So, okay,
fine. Fine. I would I would choose to shovel snow.
0:23:29.200,0:23:34.080
at the North Pole. Yeah, sure. Why not? I mean,
out of all the jobs you could have in the North
0:23:34.080,0:23:41.040
Pole, you want to be the guy shoveling the snow?
Really? Really? I mean, I could polish the,
0:23:41.040,0:23:44.800
you know, the handrails, you know? I mean, I
don't know. Well, what kind of jobs? What kind
0:23:44.800,0:23:50.320
of opening? So, in the north, glass door. Glass
door. What do they What do they got for [ __ ]
0:23:50.320,0:23:57.280
jobs? And they have magical magical powers. You're
choosing to be the maintenance man for everybody.
0:23:57.280,0:24:02.160
That's what you want. That's what you want.
Really? Yeah. All right. Okay. Okay. Okay. Maybe
0:24:02.160,0:24:07.600
I'll be Santa's barber. How about that? Okay.
Let me Let me trim the man up. Let me Let me be
0:24:07.600,0:24:13.280
Saint Nick's barber and hook him up. I like that
better. Listen, no gripe on [ __ ] maintenance
0:24:13.280,0:24:19.120
man. There you go. God, he's trash. See, you're
in the North Pole and you could have any job you
0:24:19.120,0:24:23.920
wanted and that's the first job you chose. Listen.
Hey, I'm all I'm all for it. But yeah, Barber,
0:24:23.920,0:24:28.800
that's a good one. I appreciate that. Yeah, why
not? you hook Santa down with that. All right.
0:24:28.800,0:24:35.040
What else? Uh, for the record, I would choose the
guy who dips the candy like the caramel apples,
0:24:35.040,0:24:38.400
right? And like just dips that like that would be
fun. Like a chocolate teier kind of thing. That'd
0:24:38.400,0:24:42.400
be cool job. That would be That would be my job
cuz it's I'm just trying to stay busy. That's why
0:24:42.400,0:24:45.920
I said shovel snow because sometimes you just get
done with [ __ ] Like when I'm done with Santa,
0:24:45.920,0:24:49.840
what else am I going to do? I got to keep I
got to keep moving. So if I got to shovel snow,
0:24:49.840,0:24:54.800
it's like I can work all day and just be done
with my [ __ ] and move on. Go hang out with Mrs.
0:24:54.800,0:24:58.400
Claus. You know what I'm saying? She's probably
busy. When Santa takes off, she probably needs I
0:24:58.400,0:25:04.400
would like to be Mrs. Claus's masseuse. You know,
really help her. See, now we're getting somewhere.
0:25:04.400,0:25:09.600
You're dipping apples and candy. You could go rub
off. You know what? I'm sorry. I should have been
0:25:09.600,0:25:16.560
I should have been [ __ ] shoveling snow. Give
me [ __ ] [ __ ] man. All right, buddy. Let's
0:25:16.560,0:25:25.120
move on. Um Joshua, what if you could teleport to
any Christmas movie? What movie would you choose?
0:25:25.840,0:25:32.960
H if I could be in it. Yeah, maybe. Uh, you know
what? I like cartoons a lot. And I think Polar
0:25:32.960,0:25:38.240
Express is a good one. If I could dive into that
one. Polar Express, that'd be fun. Just to kind of
0:25:38.240,0:25:44.080
get into a little bit of a cartoon and and dive
in there. Yeah, why not? Yeah. All right. No,
0:25:44.080,0:25:51.120
I'm with you. I honestly I would do Polar Express,
too. Uh or I would do uh uh Santa Claus, like this
0:25:51.120,0:25:55.600
Tim Allen Santa Claus. Like, I would either
one of those movies. I'd be happy with. That'd
0:25:55.600,0:26:01.680
be awesome. Mhm. I'm down. I'm down with that. I
like cartoons. I may be a big a big and grown man,
0:26:01.680,0:26:09.120
but I like cartoons. You and me both, buddy. You
and me both. All right, buddy. Last one. Would
0:26:09.120,0:26:16.800
you rather have peppermint flavored everything or
gingerbread? Gingerbled. Uh, gingerbread flavored
0:26:16.800,0:26:24.000
everything for the entire season? What would
you prefer? Gingerbread or candy cane flavored
0:26:24.000,0:26:29.440
things? Probably gingerbread cuz candy cane is
it hits really hard. It's like eating mint. You
0:26:29.440,0:26:35.200
know what I mean? It it kind of like just it it
kind of makes you just like wse a little bit. So,
0:26:35.200,0:26:39.200
I would totally do gingerbread. It's been a
while since I've had gingerbread. Matter of fact,
0:26:39.200,0:26:44.000
I actually had some uh this is not a sponsored
portion or anything like that, but Costco
0:26:44.000,0:26:48.640
uh sells these gingerbread cookies. They're
soft and they're actually really good. They're
0:26:48.640,0:26:53.840
not super like sweet. Uh, but they're they're
pretty damn good. You heat that [ __ ] up on
0:26:53.840,0:26:59.280
like a little plate. Oh. Oh, spectacular. Had that
before we got on. It's delicious. Uh, but yeah,
0:26:59.280,0:27:03.440
I would be with you right there. Uh, gingerbread
because Yeah, [ __ ] peppermint, dude. I don't
0:27:03.440,0:27:08.800
know. Like, people are trying to make peppermint
to continue to be a thing. And I I really I just
0:27:08.800,0:27:14.160
can't with the peppermint. It's too much like I'm
eating toothpaste and I don't like that feeling,
0:27:14.160,0:27:19.360
like that taste. So, like, yeah, I'm going to move
on from the toothpaste. I was pumped when Skittles
0:27:19.360,0:27:25.600
came out with their own candy canes. When you can
eat a a candy cane Skittles, like that was legit.
0:27:25.600,0:27:31.600
Like that whole trend like that. Yeah, I love
that. Like Skittles did it. Uh Shock Tarts had one
0:27:31.600,0:27:36.800
which was pretty [ __ ] good. I know Sour Patch
sour candy canes. Do they have like sour patch?
0:27:36.800,0:27:40.640
Yep. Sour Patch has one. [ __ ] I didn't even
know that, man. How long has it been around? I'm
0:27:40.640,0:27:45.600
old. Uh for a few years now. Yeah, you're missing
out. You're missing out. But yeah, they're [ __ ]
0:27:45.600,0:27:51.600
they're [ __ ] delicious. I love it. Yeah, mini
sour candy canes. That would be that would be Oh,
0:27:51.600,0:27:57.120
the bread and butter. Yeah, they're the mini like
just enough portion size to be to be appealing,
0:27:57.120,0:28:03.040
but not enough to make you feel like you're
choking, you know? Oh, yeah. Can dangerous. Yeah,
0:28:03.040,0:28:08.160
man. Agreed. All right. Yeah, buddy. Okay.
Well, buddy, uh, we're close to the halfway
0:28:08.160,0:28:14.560
point. Should we Should we play your AI song? Hey,
we can we can slide over to where I You know what?
0:28:14.560,0:28:20.560
I finished one drink. I would love to listen to
a song before I finish this second drink. So,
0:28:20.560,0:28:28.800
let's please turn up the AI. All right, ladies and
gentlemen, uh head on over to sorry for the delay.
0:28:28.800,0:28:34.000
AI radio or just sorry for the delay.live and you
can check it out there. Um Joshua, I don't know
0:28:34.000,0:28:38.000
how long you want me to play this song. Like,
do you want me to play all of it? How much? No,
0:28:38.000,0:28:41.760
just clip it whenever you're ready to clip it.
When it when it stops tickling your inside, when
0:28:41.760,0:28:48.080
it does no longer hit when it no longer reaches
your belly button, then just [ __ ] just pull out
0:28:48.080,0:28:53.200
and then just I guess we're just we're going to go
by feel because I've never heard the song. This is
0:28:53.200,0:28:59.760
Joshua's uh the Joshua has taken the reigns. He
is the one guiding the sleigh this week. And uh
0:28:59.760,0:29:03.120
I'm going to share my screen with Joshua and I'll
share my screen with the people watching. And for
0:29:03.120,0:29:08.560
those of you listening, just keep on listening. Uh
this is the AI song this week. Uh this is called
0:29:08.560,0:29:14.640
uh Snow Like Ashes. Uh Joshua, did you write
any of the song or did you just let I did the
0:29:14.640,0:29:21.600
whole the feel of the the song, the vibe that the
the word like I didn't write at all, but the tone
0:29:21.600,0:29:26.880
the the Yeah, I definitely set where this song
went and how it's going to touch you. It takes
0:29:26.880,0:29:33.120
a little while to build up, but just just hang in
there because it it's a good one. All right. Well,
0:29:33.120,0:29:55.501
here you go, everybody. Snowlike Ashes by
Joshua himself. Here you go. [Music] [Applause]
0:29:55.501,0:30:00.160
[Music] [Applause] Dark blue Christmas
0:30:00.160,0:30:02.880
and the night begins.
0:30:06.480,0:30:12.240
is a dark blue Christmas.
0:30:12.240,0:30:17.440
Cold as stone,
0:30:17.440,0:30:22.080
ghost drift silent.
0:30:22.080,0:30:27.760
But I'm not alone.
0:30:27.760,0:30:31.200
Snow like ashes.
0:30:32.640,0:30:38.480
on a midnight grave.
0:30:38.480,0:30:43.040
In mos low
0:30:43.040,0:30:48.720
like a soul to sing.
0:30:48.720,0:30:53.920
Street lights flicker.
0:30:53.920,0:30:58.960
Shadows crawl
0:30:58.960,0:31:04.400
but brave hearts rise
0:31:04.400,0:31:07.600
never fall.
0:31:09.200,0:31:17.800
It's a dark blue Christmas,
0:31:17.800,0:31:35.200
[Music] but I'm not alone.
[Music] The fire's gone out,
0:31:35.200,0:31:40.960
but the courage still blows.
0:31:40.960,0:31:45.680
In the heart of the night,
0:31:45.680,0:31:51.840
where the brave ones go,
0:31:51.840,0:32:06.640
footsteps echo [Music] down an empty
lane. [Music] Each one a memory,
0:32:06.640,0:32:17.200
each one a name. [Music] The silence speaks louder
0:32:17.200,0:32:22.480
than any bell.
0:32:22.480,0:32:27.520
But I've got stories
0:32:27.520,0:32:38.880
I'll never sell. [Music] They say
the cold can steal your breath,
0:32:38.880,0:32:48.480
but not your soul, not your death. The
brave still sing in the frozen nail.
0:32:48.480,0:33:00.080
The blues run deep, but they still
care. It's a dark blue Christmas
0:33:00.080,0:33:14.560
[Music] as [Music] drift solid.
[Music] But I'm not alone.
0:33:14.560,0:33:17.120
The fire's gone out.
0:33:19.600,0:33:24.800
But the courage still grows
0:33:24.800,0:33:49.240
in a heart of the night [Music]
where the brave ones. [Music]
0:33:49.240,0:33:56.534
Heat.
0:33:56.534,0:34:00.320
[Music] [Applause]
[Music] Heat.
0:34:00.320,0:34:04.080
[Music] All
0:34:18.120,0:34:19.120
[Music]
0:34:19.120,0:34:27.360
right, buddy. There was the AI song for the
week. My god, I did not know what to expect. And
0:34:27.360,0:34:35.360
uh let me just say I am pleasantly surprised.
That was very very well executed, buddy. Um,
0:34:35.360,0:34:44.880
it gave me a lot of like uh clutch vibes. A lot
of uh bluesy just emotionally driven Christmas.
0:34:44.880,0:34:50.320
Like I love that. That that makes me want to go
to a dive bar and just drink my sorrows away.
0:34:50.320,0:34:55.520
Like that was that was wonderful, my dude. Thank
you. Thank you for sharing that with the peeps,
0:34:55.520,0:35:00.320
my guy. That's beautiful. Beautiful. I can't be
more proud of I mean, I might seem like a regular
0:35:00.320,0:35:04.960
guy, you know, but there's a whole lot of passion
going on underneath this skin right here. And and
0:35:04.960,0:35:12.160
this is a that is a shell of of who I am, you
know. So, there you go. There you go. But that
0:35:12.160,0:35:17.280
was fun to make. It it truly is is fun to make.
And anybody that doesn't believe in AI songs and
0:35:17.280,0:35:24.880
bringing emotion to life through creativity and
and through the process, it it exists. And uh I'm
0:35:24.880,0:35:29.440
grateful that that that's that's something we can
use these days because we can't all sit there and
0:35:29.440,0:35:35.440
I can't I can't drum. I can't play guitar like
that, you know. I mean, someday I I you know,
0:35:35.440,0:35:38.640
I'd love to make a song. I don't know if
I could even sing like that, but you know,
0:35:38.640,0:35:45.760
maybe someday we will have our own song together.
Me and Sean. Jeez Louise, I can't wait for that
0:35:45.760,0:35:52.160
day. That's going to be a thing. Yeah, man. That
was fun though. It was fun to make. I love that
0:35:52.160,0:35:56.480
[ __ ] Good. It was great. It was awesome. Thank
you. I actually really enjoyed that. I'm gonna
0:35:56.480,0:36:02.080
play that on repeat. So, thank you. Thank you for
sharing, buddy. I appreciate it. Yeah. Yeah. So,
0:36:02.080,0:36:05.920
I mean, that's I mean, if Sean wants to allow,
you know, every other whatever we want to do,
0:36:05.920,0:36:10.240
man, we could we could we could share music.
Listen, this is about building the trust and
0:36:10.240,0:36:16.160
Joshua has built the trust and uh we will we will
provide more Joshua tunes, you know, like I maybe
0:36:16.160,0:36:22.320
I'll give Joshua maybe once once other every other
week, buddy, you can come up with an AI song. like
0:36:22.320,0:36:27.920
we'll just go from there, you know, cuz I like it
it made me feel the way you feel when I present
0:36:27.920,0:36:32.960
these songs to you. Like cuz you don't know
what's what's about to happen on the other side,
0:36:32.960,0:36:39.360
you know? It's it's I like this. I like this for
myself really. So there we go. I'm glad you liked
0:36:39.360,0:36:43.280
it. I'm glad you liked it, Sean. And I'm glad
if the listeners liked it, too. And uh you know,
0:36:43.280,0:36:47.600
stop into the website because you'll hear all our
songs, you know, not just that one. All right,
0:36:47.600,0:36:55.120
buddy. Shall we move on? Let's do a Christmas 100.
Am I saying that right? A Christmas 100. I mean,
0:36:55.120,0:37:01.440
I I kind of just popped that out of my butt. Um,
but this year, so Okay, let me just lay this out
0:37:01.440,0:37:11.280
for you. I know every year we have budgets, right?
This year I was given a $100 budget. Okay. And I
0:37:11.280,0:37:16.160
don't know. I mean, I know $100 is a lot of money,
you know, like a lot of people just you struggle
0:37:16.160,0:37:22.400
to even just come up with a hundred bucks. But
in the past in in years years past, I have spent
0:37:22.400,0:37:30.320
way more than $100 on, you know, my girlfriend,
you know, friends or whatever. Um, but I'm try I
0:37:30.320,0:37:36.480
really want to try to this $100 budget. So Sean,
I'm just curious to know if if you were given a
0:37:36.480,0:37:44.080
hund a $100 budget Sure. to buy for somebody you
love, would that be an easy would that be an easy
0:37:44.080,0:37:47.760
ask in today's market or would that be kind of
like [ __ ] dude? What am I going to buy? 100
0:37:47.760,0:37:55.200
bucks. You know, can't even fill up your car for
$100. Points gas. All right. Um 100 bucks it you
0:37:55.200,0:37:59.920
can definitely stretch a 100 bucks into getting
something something real nice. Uh I guess it
0:37:59.920,0:38:05.840
kind of depends though, right? So it it depends on
whether or not you want to go like super flashy,
0:38:05.840,0:38:10.080
right? Because if you're if you're doing something
super flashy, then you're spending that 100 bucks
0:38:10.080,0:38:16.800
easy in one go, you know? Or you do like the kind
of like uh you do medium flash and you do a bunch
0:38:16.800,0:38:23.200
of small little little bursts of flash, you know,
like little small gifts to like amp up to like a
0:38:23.200,0:38:28.480
medium-sized gift that like equate to a big gift
because it's like it's like the presentation,
0:38:28.480,0:38:35.280
right? You know, so you can do it that way. Um
or you spend the hundred bucks on yourself and
0:38:35.280,0:38:44.160
uh say, "Hey, um I'm your gift." you know,
as you're wreaking of whiskey and cigarettes,
0:38:44.160,0:38:49.680
you know. So, I you can definitely do it for
sure. Well, cuz what I was thinking, man, because
0:38:49.680,0:38:54.560
there's a there's a a place called like Five Below
and there's obviously like Dollar Tree and like
0:38:54.560,0:39:02.160
there's like all these things. So, I I I kind of
am tempted to challenge myself to see how many
0:39:02.160,0:39:09.600
things I could buy forundred bucks. Yeah. Yeah.
like like cuz typically I you know there's a few
0:39:09.600,0:39:17.600
gifts here and there and then there's a big one or
whatever. But if I could achieve like $100 like a
0:39:17.600,0:39:23.600
bunch of like a status like like like achieve
ultimate like platinum status with a hundred
0:39:23.600,0:39:30.160
bucks with gifts. I think it'd be quite fun, you
know. So sticking to the budget for me this year
0:39:30.160,0:39:34.160
is going to be a little tricky because I typically
I I just don't listen to budgets. I'm just like
0:39:34.160,0:39:38.080
whatever. I mean, I've you always go over
budgets for sure. Yeah. I mean, I I don't have
0:39:38.080,0:39:44.960
a lot of it. So, but you know, I kind of spend a
little bit here and there, but to stick to $100,
0:39:44.960,0:39:50.480
this could be a challenge. And I and and I think
it'll be fun to experiment with some of these
0:39:50.480,0:39:56.560
stores. You're going the little gifts route then.
You're you're trying to stretch and they have a
0:39:56.560,0:40:05.840
blender for like $3 and you know what I'm saying?
Like, who knows? Just want to just Yeah, I found
0:40:05.840,0:40:13.360
this $100 blender for you. Uh, no. A $3 blender.
A $3 blender. Wait, so you just Are you Are you
0:40:13.360,0:40:18.480
trying to hit the the $100 cap or you just trying
to pocket the rest? Like No, I'm No, I want to go
0:40:18.480,0:40:22.160
I want to go full hundred and I don't want to be
I don't want to like buy a lot ticket, you know,
0:40:22.160,0:40:26.640
and just like cash out like, "Here, here's a $20
lotto ticket, you know, like I really want to try
0:40:26.640,0:40:31.680
like if I could do this correctly and maybe I buy
like some trading cards of people who who never
0:40:31.680,0:40:35.200
made it or something. I don't know. like some
Pokemon like I don't know. I'm trying to figure
0:40:35.200,0:40:40.880
out like a bottle caps trying to make it fun. See
you guys you guys. So that's kind of that's kind
0:40:40.880,0:40:46.720
of difficult uh without knowing what to get the
person. Like over here we do a secret Santa and
0:40:46.720,0:40:52.560
the we have a $100 $100 limit here as well. Um
but the nice thing is that we use an app that
0:40:52.560,0:40:58.240
everybody uh like puts their wish list items into
and that gives you an idea of what people want
0:40:58.240,0:41:03.040
and you can also buy just what they want which is
really nice and helpful. Uh, and then most of the
0:41:03.040,0:41:08.240
time you're well, especially with that, they're
they're kind of doing the math for you, you know,
0:41:08.240,0:41:13.120
like they've listed stuff in there that would get
you to around a hundred bucks, you know, so it's
0:41:13.120,0:41:18.720
like that's kind of helpful, but you're just going
in like raw dog, which I know you enjoy doing. Uh,
0:41:18.720,0:41:25.120
which absolutely 10 times harder to figure out to
to get something for somebody. Also, do you want
0:41:25.120,0:41:28.320
to let us know who you got, buddy? Because
I think by the time this episode comes out,
0:41:28.320,0:41:34.560
you've probably you've would have given the gifts
already, maybe. No. No. I I No. I mean, this this
0:41:34.560,0:41:41.600
comes out. Yeah. You know, this No, this isn't a
white elephant that this is between you and my my
0:41:41.600,0:41:47.360
partner in crime. This is between my like Yeah.
This is Okay. Yeah. That's different. For work,
0:41:47.360,0:41:51.280
I don't give a [ __ ] Work. I I'll You know what?
Here's the thing. You for work? No. I thought this
0:41:51.280,0:41:54.960
was like a family thing. I thought this was like
a like you were doing a family gift exchange like
0:41:54.960,0:41:59.200
we do over here. I didn't know this was for your
part. This is personal, man. This is personal.
0:41:59.200,0:42:03.200
Got it. Okay. Well, then this is this should be
a [ __ ] cakewalk. You know them like the back of
0:42:03.200,0:42:07.840
your [ __ ] hand. You should know what they want
and what they don't want. And you know, you know,
0:42:07.840,0:42:12.080
the hardest person to buy for is the person that
doesn't want anything and feels like they have
0:42:12.080,0:42:16.160
everything what they they already have everything
that they need. That's the hardest thing. Very
0:42:16.160,0:42:21.120
true. It's the hardest thing, you know. Yeah. I'm
buying a puppy. I don't need another dog in my
0:42:21.120,0:42:27.600
house. You don't need any more pets. No pets. Not
at all. Done. Circle Flash Pets, you're good. So,
0:42:27.600,0:42:32.480
flash forward, we are doing an exchange at work.
Would it be rude of me just to cut up a bunch of
0:42:32.480,0:42:38.800
like coupons and say it's a $50 value and put in
an envelope? Yeah. Yeah. It's [ __ ] stupid. If
0:42:38.800,0:42:41.760
you're going to go through all that much If you're
going to go through that much effort, you might as
0:42:41.760,0:42:47.040
well just go buy a [ __ ] present. I'll put the
scissors in there, too. Oh god. Like $3 scissors.
0:42:47.040,0:42:53.440
I paid for those. And this is the man who has a
$100 budget, everybody. Like, yeah. Come on now.
0:42:53.440,0:42:57.840
All right. Should we do this last one, buddy? I
think we got time to do this last one. Yeah, we
0:42:57.840,0:43:03.040
got time to do this last one because because we're
gonna, you know, we got a couple more to before we
0:43:03.040,0:43:12.080
end December, but I wanted to hit you with the
naughty or nice choice. And this is a play on
0:43:12.080,0:43:18.160
would you rather, Sean. One of your favorite. All
right, Josh's swinging the tables on me. Swinging
0:43:18.160,0:43:22.800
the bats. I don't know what would you rather.
But I'm going to give you a couple options,
0:43:22.800,0:43:32.080
Sean. a couple options. So, you could pick from
the pool of holiday battles, food and drink,
0:43:32.080,0:43:42.240
chaos, or decor and tradition twists. Uh, do I
only get one option? Like I I have to pick one.
0:43:42.240,0:43:49.760
Pick pick a number between one and two. No, like
as in choices like for the first like the topic.
0:43:49.760,0:43:55.120
Okay. Um, yeah. So, holiday battles. Holiday
battles. There's going to be more of these,
0:43:55.120,0:43:59.680
so tune in next week because this isn't the end
of this [ __ ] No, I want the food one. Look at
0:43:59.680,0:44:04.720
me. I want food. Give me the food one. Yeah,
let's do the food one. You sure? Okay. Yeah,
0:44:04.720,0:44:09.520
I'm ready. All right. Let you know. Okay. All
right. Tuck in. Uh, tighten up your belt. Um,
0:44:09.520,0:44:17.680
not wearing nor am I wearing pants. Food and drink
chaos. Would you rather, Sean? Would you rather
0:44:17.680,0:44:26.320
have a Christmas dinner cooked entirely by the
Grinch or by Buddy the Elf? Oh [ __ ] Um, well,
0:44:26.320,0:44:34.640
[ __ ] If I get if I get Buddy, uh, there's going
to be a lot of maple syrup, a lot of sugar. Uh, so
0:44:34.640,0:44:40.160
that could be cool. I mean, I'd be okay with that.
Uh, but if I got the Grinch, I could have more
0:44:40.160,0:44:46.400
unique options. I don't know. Like they probably
have like a Whoville ham or a I don't know what
0:44:46.400,0:44:51.680
they call that [ __ ] It's always who something,
you know, who who dog or who something, you know,
0:44:51.680,0:45:00.720
whatever. Uh which could be interesting. So I
probably go with Buddy cuz I do like Sugar. I'm a
0:45:00.720,0:45:06.320
I'm a big sweets guy. So yeah, I' I'd probably go
Buddy. So okay, Buddy the Elf. That's that's not a
0:45:06.320,0:45:10.960
bad choice. I mean, Will Frell, I mean, I know he
plays the character in that movie, but he I mean,
0:45:10.960,0:45:16.320
who wouldn't love a little bit of syrup on their
spaghetti? That's a great scene. Yeah. You know,
0:45:16.320,0:45:22.080
now what about you? You doing uh you doing Grinch?
What? I I don't I cannot I can't remember what the
0:45:22.080,0:45:29.440
Grinch what what he would eat. Um so, I would
probably go Buddy the elf as well. I mean,
0:45:29.440,0:45:33.520
okay. Yeah. Watching the movie and seeing what's
Yeah, I would totally go Buddy the elf. You know,
0:45:33.520,0:45:38.000
a lot of syrup. I'm not a big syrup person
though. I had French toast today. [ __ ]
0:45:38.000,0:45:43.520
man. I would have rather had the eggs benedict.
I'll tell you that right now. [ __ ] I will say
0:45:43.520,0:45:48.480
there's something. I don't know. Maybe it's just
me, but like, have you ever had real maple syrup,
0:45:48.480,0:45:53.520
Joshua? Like sucked on the tree. Like put
your mouth. I mean, as close as you can get,
0:45:53.520,0:45:58.400
right? When it's like maple syrup, like actual
maple syrup, like% maple syrup. Maple syrup.
0:45:58.400,0:46:04.880
There's Yeah, that's Yeah, that's what I'm talking
about. Yeah. Yeah, I have. Okay. So, let me know
0:46:04.880,0:46:12.320
if this is a thing. Um, for me, when I eat pure
maple syrup, I feel like there's a slight like
0:46:12.320,0:46:18.960
almost like artificial aftertaste to it. Like,
is that has that ever struck you? Yeah. Well,
0:46:18.960,0:46:27.440
because trees aren't real. I mean, it's all a
simulation. We've been through this already.
0:46:27.440,0:46:31.840
Aren't real. Like, birds aren't real. No, but I
know what you mean, though. real maple syrup. It
0:46:31.840,0:46:38.400
It really does hit differently. Um I I've bought
like [ __ ] I don't know. I don't want It's not
0:46:38.400,0:46:42.720
expensive, but And when I say expensive, I went
to the grocery store like a Trader Joe's and
0:46:42.720,0:46:46.000
found the most expensive one. I'm like, you
know what? If I'm going to try Maple Spirit,
0:46:46.000,0:46:50.720
$32. I'm just going to spend the [ __ ] I'm going
to buy the most. Maybe that was a stupid thing to
0:46:50.720,0:46:56.960
do, but that's what I did. And I did not find it
any better than the [ __ ] anjamaimas or whatever.
0:46:56.960,0:47:04.480
[ __ ] you know what I'm saying? I I see prefer
the angimas or like the c the log cabin syrup,
0:47:04.480,0:47:10.080
you know, log cabin those ones over the maple
syrup. Not going to lie, I think it's because
0:47:10.080,0:47:15.840
my body is so accustomed to just fake food
at this point that uh I prefer it. You know,
0:47:15.840,0:47:22.560
my taste buds have gotten uh big corporationized,
you know, it's all I want now. Yeah, it's it's
0:47:22.560,0:47:29.200
going to be nice when when uh we start getting
some comments about like suggestions because I
0:47:29.200,0:47:34.320
I really would I do this because I want to hear
feedback and I would love to know if somebody
0:47:34.320,0:47:38.320
has used maple syrup in a good like they found
one they're like dude this is the best [ __ ]
0:47:38.320,0:47:42.400
and if you tell me to go to Canada to find it
[ __ ] off because I'm not doing that [ __ ]
0:47:42.400,0:47:49.040
either like or plant a tree in my backyard and
grow it myself to get that [ __ ] on time. Um,
0:47:49.040,0:47:56.240
but I mean what are your maple syrup suggestions?
Let us know. I don't have time. Whatever it is,
0:47:56.240,0:48:01.120
give us a suggestion. All right. You want to pick
another one of these things? Sure. Um, what is the
0:48:01.120,0:48:06.000
third one? What was the third one? So, we have
holiday battles, which I know you like to punch
0:48:06.000,0:48:10.560
people in the face. Yeah. Again, food and drink.
You already did that, so we're not doing that
0:48:10.560,0:48:18.080
again. Uh, decor and tradition twists. Okay, let
me have that one. Give me that one. What the f?
0:48:18.080,0:48:25.520
Just because I [ __ ] said it, I I actually hyped
it up. All right. Yeah. Decor and tradition twist.
0:48:25.520,0:48:33.200
Yeah. Tell me. What am I choosing between? Here we
go. Sean, would you rather have a Christmas tree
0:48:33.200,0:48:41.120
that whispers your secrets to guests or one that
drops ornaments like booby traps whenever someone
0:48:41.120,0:48:51.280
walks by? O, okay. Um, well, [ __ ] I got a lot
of secrets. Uh, some of them can't be revealed,
0:48:51.280,0:48:55.520
so I'd probably skip that one. I'd probably
do the the booby trap one, the ornaments,
0:48:55.520,0:49:00.160
because then it's kind of like a fun game of like,
are you going to step on the glass this time or
0:49:00.160,0:49:05.360
are you not, you know? So, they probably do that
and could be could be interesting. Yeah. Know,
0:49:05.360,0:49:09.360
that's I think that's a fun one. And um, there
were some lyrics to my song that I have some
0:49:09.360,0:49:17.120
secrets that I won't sell. So, it's it's kind of
the same thing. I I would definitely It all comes
0:49:17.120,0:49:22.320
full circle, baby. Full circle. I know we're we're
here on a podcast. We're filming. We're doing all
0:49:22.320,0:49:29.120
this [ __ ] but there's some secrets I will not
sell. Um, not yet. Not yet. And uh but yeah, dude,
0:49:29.120,0:49:33.520
I think I think the booby trap thing. [ __ ]
dude. That would be [ __ ] fun. But uh I'd be
0:49:33.520,0:49:38.400
okay with that. Okay, totally cool with that.
All right. Well, there you go, Sean. That is my
0:49:38.400,0:49:44.000
uh would you rathers and maybe next week. I got
a few more on here so we can tap in next week on
0:49:44.000,0:49:47.520
this [ __ ] if we really want to. But there you
go, buddy. I'm okay with that. That's it. Next
0:49:47.520,0:49:52.640
week is I believe Christmas week. Is that uh next
week? Is it Christmas week? Uh let me check the
0:49:52.640,0:49:56.960
calendar one more time. Yes. Yes, it is, buddy.
Yeah, Christmas week next week. If you haven't
0:49:56.960,0:50:04.960
gotten your Christmas shopping done this week, uh
I I I feel you. Pray for you. Uh those shopping
0:50:04.960,0:50:12.160
malls are going to be devastating. So, good luck.
You know, Amazon's going to be busy. Uh you you're
0:50:12.160,0:50:16.480
if you haven't ordered anything now, your package
is going to be delayed. I can guarantee it. So,
0:50:16.480,0:50:20.240
just keep that in mind. I know. Yeah, those
Amazon trucks are everywhere right now. You know,
0:50:20.240,0:50:26.800
when they figure out that drone delivery service,
it won't be a problem. Airspace will just be Joby.
0:50:26.800,0:50:33.200
They'll be just dropping packages. It'll be
fine. It'll be good. But until then, buddy,
0:50:33.200,0:50:38.880
we were going to have to land this plane like the
common peasant. Uh, let's go ahead and do some
0:50:38.880,0:50:45.360
fun finds, some fortunes. Let's [ __ ] uh do your
lucky numbers. Let's get the [ __ ] challenges out
0:50:45.360,0:50:50.160
of the way. We have a whole bunch of [ __ ] that
we need to get through to end this episode. Uh,
0:50:50.160,0:50:54.400
so let's start wherever you want to start, buddy.
We can fly through this [ __ ] And I got one fun
0:50:54.400,0:50:58.800
find and I would pull it up on screen, but it's
[ __ ] too big. So, what I did is I created some
0:50:58.800,0:51:03.600
popups. So, if you are just listening, sorry,
you're not going to know what I'm talking about.
0:51:03.600,0:51:09.920
Um, but Sean, I need you to let me know what you
think. So, if you're not if you're kind of out
0:51:09.920,0:51:18.880
of touch with Trader Joe's, Trader Joe's did come
up come out with a secret bag, a mystery bag. So,
0:51:18.880,0:51:27.360
when you buy these little Oh, these [ __ ] things
again. Oh my god. Here we go again. All right. All
0:51:27.360,0:51:31.280
right, so we got a little popup. Once again, you
got outside of YouTube to see this [ __ ] but I
0:51:31.280,0:51:37.680
need Sean's opinion. Is he buying this mystery bag
based on what is the what the contents are in this
0:51:37.680,0:51:41.680
bag? Or is there three? No, there's three of them.
And if you're lucky enough, then you would have
0:51:41.680,0:51:46.800
gotten a fourth. And I'll let you know at the end
if I got a fourth. Um, all right. So, number one,
0:51:46.800,0:51:52.640
Sean, are you buying it or are you [ __ ] passing?
There you go. That is the cover art for this bag.
0:51:52.640,0:52:00.320
Okay. This is a cowboy. Uh, I know that because
he's wearing a cowboy hat and he is playing a
0:52:00.320,0:52:06.480
guitar. Uh, what looks like to be under a starlet
knight. Uh, so far this one's okay. I'm okay with
0:52:06.480,0:52:12.320
this. I'd buy this one. All right, I got two more.
All right, number two. It's a Boston bag. This is
0:52:12.320,0:52:17.920
from Boston. The Boston bag. Listen, I've never
been to Boston. I'm not going to talk [ __ ] about
0:52:17.920,0:52:23.680
this bag. Uh, cuz it does look pretty [ __ ]
cool. Uh, I would also buy this one. Not Yeah,
0:52:23.680,0:52:29.120
not going to lie. It's actually it's got like a
real like a newspaper uh Zodiac Killer kind of
0:52:29.120,0:52:34.640
vibe going for it. Uh like you know you cut out
newspaper magazine prints and you stuck them on
0:52:34.640,0:52:39.280
there. You know, it looks it looks decent. I buy
this. Okay. So far two for two. Two for two for
0:52:39.280,0:52:46.240
two. All right. Final bag I got is right there
from Oklahoma. Interesting. Uh the Oklahoma bag.
0:52:46.240,0:52:52.160
Uh it's hard for me to describe because it looks
like an oxalottle on the bottom there. I'm not
0:52:52.160,0:52:57.680
sure. I can't really see it to be completely
honest. Uh, but there's a guitar. There is a
0:52:57.680,0:53:03.440
state flag. I don't know what these little pyramid
things are coming out of this like cantaloupe. Uh,
0:53:03.440,0:53:06.720
I'm skipping this one. I'm going to go ahead
and skip this one. All right. So, you don't like
0:53:06.720,0:53:13.760
that one? No. You kind of like Boston. Boston. I'm
okay with. Yeah. Cowboy. You rock with the cowboy.
0:53:13.760,0:53:16.960
And this is what you got. This is what you're
looking for right here. So, what do you think,
0:53:16.960,0:53:22.240
Sean? Are you buying that? And uh to top it off,
no. I did not get a [ __ ] fourth. I did not get
0:53:22.240,0:53:29.120
a mystery. Um, but would based on those three
bags, would you buy that mystery? Um, as a fun,
0:53:29.120,0:53:36.240
as a gift or whatever. Really? Here's the like
I I don't care about other places. Surprise,
0:53:36.240,0:53:40.800
surprise. You know, coming from the guy who
doesn't like to travel or who doesn't like
0:53:40.800,0:53:46.240
to do anything other than sit there and watch
YouTube. I don't care for other places. So,
0:53:46.240,0:53:51.760
I don't really I'm not going to sport any of these
bags, you know? Like I feel like that's just like
0:53:51.760,0:53:58.480
ah it's so pretentious to just kind of walk around
and like have something from a place, you know? I
0:53:58.480,0:54:05.200
don't know. I just I can't I can't. N it's not for
me. It's not for me. So I should not make this a
0:54:05.200,0:54:11.440
part of my $100 budget. Uh if the person that
you love likes those bags and Yeah, go for it.
0:54:11.440,0:54:15.680
Go for it. That could be a great if you could
buy with that hundred bucks, you can buy like
0:54:15.680,0:54:24.240
three of those bags, like three of those packs,
you know? Oh, looks like I'm returning it. [ __ ]
0:54:24.240,0:54:27.680
That's what I got. That's my fun find, buddy.
That's That's What do you got? Where are we
0:54:27.680,0:54:33.200
going? Lame ass fun find garbage. God damn.
I'll show you my fun find cuz mine's [ __ ]
0:54:33.200,0:54:38.640
awesome. I haven't shown this one off yet. This
is from the vault. Uh this is a beautiful Snoopy
0:54:38.640,0:54:43.200
uh Funko with Woodstock and the little boys.
He's got the little boys on his hat. Kind of
0:54:43.200,0:54:49.040
see it here better on the back. Wait, have you
shown that before? I think I don't know if I have
0:54:49.040,0:54:53.600
or not. Wasn't in the collection. So, we're gonna
have to [ __ ] rewind the tape. We'll go back in
0:54:53.600,0:55:00.080
time. But yeah, that's my that's my fun find. So,
found off is the rest of your Funkos. Actually,
0:55:00.080,0:55:03.920
you know what I haven't shown off? Hang on.
I got something just in case. Uh I did also
0:55:03.920,0:55:08.400
I went to the Air and Space Museum here. Uh and
I also got this a long time ago which I've had
0:55:08.400,0:55:13.120
just sitting here. That is brand new. Yeah. Which
is pretty [ __ ] cool. So, another Snoopy item,
0:55:13.120,0:55:18.400
but a nice little patch. Snoopy as an astronaut.
So, one of those things I didn't show off. Maybe
0:55:18.400,0:55:23.200
I didn't show off both. Who knows? Those are my
Definitely didn't show off the patch. Definitely
0:55:23.200,0:55:27.280
didn't show off the patch. Yeah. Cool. Rock and
roll, man. Why don't you uh let's rock and roll
0:55:27.280,0:55:30.960
to start [ __ ] What do you got? Let's get one of
these naughty fortunes. I think we're doing two
0:55:30.960,0:55:36.240
at a time here. Yeah, we're getting naughty. Um
if you feel fortunate enough to uh want to stick
0:55:36.240,0:55:41.280
around for the end of this here, um see what you
did there. Fortune. If you're fortunate enough to
0:55:41.280,0:55:48.640
made it this far, we're going to pop two of these
cookies for you. Um, yeah. Melatonin, baby. About
0:55:48.640,0:55:55.120
to put you to sleep. Yeah. Two fortunes. Will they
crack? I don't know. I hope so. They're brand No,
0:55:55.120,0:55:59.840
these are brand new. These aren't These have not
been sitting there for three weeks already. This
0:55:59.840,0:56:04.640
is plastic. Okay, the cookies already cracked,
guys. Sorry. Oh my god. Yeah, it's already busted.
0:56:04.640,0:56:11.040
First of all, what did I do wrong now? [ __ ]
upset. No, but it's literally crumbled. It's
0:56:11.040,0:56:15.040
in pieces already. Like, it's crumbled. There's
no reason to to split it on screen. No reason
0:56:15.040,0:56:20.240
to part the Red Sea. Real quick. Um, the cookies
are red, by the way, if you're just looking. Yeah,
0:56:20.240,0:56:26.800
exactly. All right, here we go. Here is your
first naughty fortune for this December holiday
0:56:26.800,0:56:33.760
season. Hope it's a good one. Here we go.
Here we go. All right. Confucious says,
0:56:33.760,0:56:44.640
"Ite from nightstand not for donation to use toy
drives." What the [ __ ] Items from nightstands
0:56:44.640,0:56:52.640
are not to be used for toy drives. Okay. Okay.
Interesting. I mean, definitely sounds like
0:56:52.640,0:57:01.680
somebody named Confucious cuz that confused the
[ __ ] out of me. I'll tell you that right now.
0:57:01.680,0:57:07.120
Scraped that [ __ ] All right. These these cookies
are already cracked. I'm sorry, guys. I'm sorry.
0:57:07.120,0:57:12.720
We're gonna get through this episode. Cookies are
cracked. Joshua's [ __ ] busted. Let's get through
0:57:12.720,0:57:20.640
this [ __ ] All right. Your last and final fortune
for December 16th, episode 112. Can you believe
0:57:20.640,0:57:29.760
it? Everybody who made this far is Grandpa will
get run over by a reindeer then finished off by
0:57:29.760,0:57:38.160
John Deere. [Laughter] I like that one. That was
funny. That was funny. You know, they can't all be
0:57:38.160,0:57:42.400
winners, but that was fun. So, yeah. Appreciate
it. Those are your naughty fortunes, everybody.
0:57:42.400,0:57:47.680
And Sean wants to hit us with some lucky numbers.
Please, somebody win it big and don't be afraid to
0:57:47.680,0:57:52.640
share. Yeah. Let us know if you win anything. Uh
these are your seven lucky numbers for the week.
0:57:52.640,0:58:02.560
They are as followed. 2 11 21 29 35 39 and 44.
Once again, your seven lucky numbers are 2, 11,
0:58:02.560,0:58:12.720
21, 29, 35, 39, and 44, buddy. Hopefully you guys
win something. Let us know if you do. Uh Joshua,
0:58:12.720,0:58:18.720
absolutely. Do you have your selfie challenge this
week? Oh, I don't have a selfie challenge. Mia,
0:58:18.720,0:58:22.320
here. Put it up right here. Yeah, there it is.
Joshua's selfie challenge. Who knows what it is?
0:58:22.320,0:58:26.800
It's probably going to be him with Snoop again
somewhere different because that sounds like
0:58:26.800,0:58:30.880
something I would want to see. So, thank you
Joshua. Thank you for that snoop and you being
0:58:30.880,0:58:39.520
somewhere different this time. You're welcome.
Merry Christmas. Merry Christmas, [ __ ] I will
0:58:39.520,0:58:45.520
do my challenge for the week, which is a poem
about cats. I wrote another one for you. I do
0:58:45.520,0:58:48.400
have a whole list of them right here, by the way,
that I've been kind of going through my little
0:58:48.400,0:58:53.760
checklist on uh and just kind of doing that. So,
I got one got another one for you. Here it is,
0:58:53.760,0:59:04.800
buddy. Christmas comes only once. The tree is
warm and strong. Cat's gonna drop it. There you
0:59:04.800,0:59:13.120
go. That's my my haik coup. So nice. Felt good
about that one. Felt proud of myself on that.
0:59:13.120,0:59:17.600
All right. Well, let's [ __ ] land this plane.
Well, Sean, you know, as you always say,
0:59:17.600,0:59:23.040
this is the part where Joshua gives to give
his [ __ ] speech or monologue or whatever
0:59:23.040,0:59:28.160
you call it. Closing monologue. Yes, the closing
monologue. Yes. Well, Sean's over there checking,
0:59:28.160,0:59:33.920
you know, making his list and checking it twice
as he just said right now. Um I just, you know,
0:59:33.920,0:59:38.720
this was a fun episode and and I appreciate
everybody who listens and watches and tunes
0:59:38.720,0:59:43.040
in and goes to the website, picks up some
merch. Um because you know what? Honestly,
0:59:43.040,0:59:47.680
if you pick up one of our pieces our t-shirts for
a Christmas gift, that'd be [ __ ] awesome. That
0:59:47.680,0:59:52.000
would support the podcast. That would support the
community. And um I don't got much to say other
0:59:52.000,0:59:56.960
than I love everybody, all you guys listening,
watching. And I'm had way too much to drink
0:59:56.960,1:00:03.200
tonight. So, let's get out of here. Sean, thank
you for listening. Thank you for watching. Sean,
1:00:03.200,1:00:08.400
let's go to bed. All right. Hey, I can finally
say uh Joshua, like Joshua said, uh thank you
1:00:08.400,1:00:13.120
for listening. Thank you for watching. We
do really appreciate it. Uh happy holidays,
1:00:13.120,1:00:18.000
merry Christmas, happy Quanza, happy Hanukkah.
You know, all the holidays in there. Just mush
1:00:18.000,1:00:24.560
them all in there like a good oldfashioned [ __ ]
fruit cake. Um Joshua, before I leave everybody,
1:00:24.560,1:00:30.240
before I leave you, I got one for you, buddy.
This one is uh not on a piece of paper. I wrote
1:00:30.240,1:00:34.720
this one down today cuz I thought about it
myself. It's an original thought, I guess. No,
1:00:34.720,1:00:44.320
not really. But uh it is fun. Uh Joshua, what do
gingerbread men use when they break their legs?
1:00:44.320,1:00:50.160
I don't know. Candy canes.
1:00:50.160,1:01:12.680
Ladies and gentlemen, we will see
you next week. Aducuses. [Music]
1:01:18.400,1:01:26.480
I also got I had uh I had ribs for dinner today
and uh I didn't brush my teeth or uh floss. So,
1:01:26.480,1:01:32.400
if the people can see the uh meat in between my
teeth, I don't give a [ __ ] So, there's that.
1:01:32.400,1:01:38.640
What kind of ribs were they? Uh pork. Pork ribs.
I did a Oh, I got a I got a new barbecue sauce. It
1:01:38.640,1:01:46.240
was a Kinder Apple bourbon which I really really
liked. And then we also did a pair of um what was
1:01:46.240,1:01:52.480
it? Uh Sweet BB Rays. So yeah, both of which you
know how to do ribs. I don't know. I don't know
1:01:52.480,1:01:59.440
how to do ribs, man. I I I need to get better at
being in the kitchen. You just put I don't I don't
1:01:59.440,1:02:04.320
cook that much, man. I think that's my problem
is I need to learn how to cook. Yeah, I think
1:02:04.320,1:02:10.400
you do. Yeah, I think you need to learn to cook.
Might be helpful. Yeah, I think I'd be good at it.
