Sorry For The Delay | EP.134 | Vegas Without Joshua, Tomato Snails & Stolen Dessert
-WHAT’S IN OUR CUP-
Sean: Portland Cider Island Daiquiri, Incline Tropics cider
Joshua: Blackberry Cherry Jack & Coke
-AI SONG OF THE WEEK-
AI Song Of The Week: “Gravel in My Voice” (Lyrics written by Joshua.)
-RECIPES-
Blackberry Cherry Jack & Coke:
• blackberry Jack
• Cherry Coke
• ice
Add blackberry Jack to a glass with ice.
Top with Cherry Coke.
Stir & sip.
-CHAT WITH US-
• Las Vegas
• Sins In The City
• Fly Me Home / Fly Me Back
• Vegas SFTD $100 Challenge
-CHAPTERS-
0:00:00 EP.134 Intro, Vegas Without Joshua & Slideshow Warning
0:02:26 What’s In Our Cup - Blackberry Cherry Jack & Island Daiquiri
0:04:41 Question Of The Day - Shadow Complaints
0:06:32 Chat With Us - Vegas, Sins & The $100 Challenge
0:10:02 Sins In The City - Vegas Laws, Kids & Pigeons
0:16:50 Vegas Slideshow Begins - Flight, Map & The Challenge Rules
0:21:20 The $100 Challenge - Wheel Of Fortune Betrayal
0:30:13 Bought, Borrowed, Stolen - Tiki Stick, Tomato Snail & Panic
0:34:36 AI Song Of The Week "Gravel in My Voice"
0:40:43 Vegas Reviews - Atomic Museum, Neon Museum, Bellagio & Tacos
0:49:31 Mob Museum, Omega Mart, Golden Tiki, Skyfall & Oscar’s Steakhouse
-SOUND BITES-
• “The Las Vegas without Joshua episode.” - Sean officially names EP.134.
• “I’m glad to see that you’re back.” - Joshua celebrating Sean surviving Vegas.
• “It tastes like I’m not going to work tomorrow.” - Sean reviewing the Island Daiquiri cider.
• “If your shadow had a personality, what would its biggest complaint be?” - Joshua opening with a weirdly perfect question.
• “Don’t bring your kid to Vegas.” - Sean taking a very firm Vegas-parenting stance.
• “$100 went in. Zero dollars came out.” - Sean explaining the challenge failure with painful efficiency.
• “I failed the challenge instantaneously.” - Sean accepting the Wheel Of Fortune damage.
• “This is a tomato snail.” - Sean revealing the Omega Mart purchase.
• “The only thing I steal are hearts.” - Sean trying to remain a man of character.
• “I like how you’re grading your own test.” - Joshua judging Sean’s stolen dessert logic.
-FORTUNE & FINDS-
Fortune: Though you claim to like bottled beer, many have seen you taking it in the can.
Lucky Numbers: 3, 4, 15, 18, 28, 45, 69
Fun Finds / Value Finds:
Sean: Mars Attacks Martian Soldier Funko from the Vegas Funko store.
Joshua: Peanuts Pig Pen & Lucy Funkos.
(Artwork Shoutout: Sean’s Vegas slideshow, UV-reactive alien vending-machine art, Omega Mart tomato snail & the borrowed Golden Tiki stir stick.)
Transcript
00:00 Welcome to episode 134 of Sorry for the
00:04
00:04 Delay. I'm your editor, Mia. This week,
00:06
00:06 Shawn makes it back from Vegas in One
00:08
00:08 Piece, which already feels like the
00:10
00:10 first miracle. While Joshua stays home
00:12
00:12 with a Blackberry and Cherry Jack and
00:14
00:14 Coke, and a very fair concern about
00:16
00:16 Shawn being left unsupervised, we get
00:19
00:19 Vegas laws, rooftop drinks, mob stories,
00:22
00:22 neon signs, Omega Mart chaos, and a $100
00:26
00:26 challenge that Shawn manages to lose
00:28
00:28 almost immediately. Strong start,
00:30
00:30 honestly. Then it's borrowed tiki
00:32
00:32 evidence, a tomato snail, and enough
00:34
00:34 steakhouse praise to make Joshua
00:36
00:36 personally offended he wasn't there.
00:38
00:38 Enjoy the show.
00:39
00:39 >> Hello and welcome to another episode of
00:42
00:42 Sorry for the Delay. We are your hosts.
00:44
00:44 Uh my name is Sean and over there is
00:47
00:47 Joshua and Joshua. This is episode
00:51
00:51 134. Joshua, or as it'll be known from
00:53
00:53 this moment in history,
00:56
00:56 the Las Vegas without Joshua episode.
00:59
00:59 Buddy, how are you doing this week, my
01:02
01:02 guy? Well, since you made it home from
01:05
01:05 Vegas, all in one piece, I'm I I I'm
01:08
01:08 actually happy because I was a little
01:10
01:10 worried about you, to be honest.
01:12
01:12 >> Oh, thanks, buddy. Why were you worried?
01:13
01:13 What was it called?
01:14
01:14 >> Like you in Vegas? I just I I don't
01:16
01:16 know. Last time I saw you in Vegas,
01:17
01:17 things got a little hairy. So there was
01:19
01:19 a
01:20
01:20 >> Yeah. So I was a little nervous, but um
01:22
01:22 I'm glad to see that you're back. I'm
01:24
01:24 glad that we're up and running for
01:26
01:26 another episode 134. This is nice. Uh so
01:29
01:29 thank you Sean for making it not getting
01:30
01:30 stuck in Vegas. And thank you for you
01:32
01:32 listening and thank you for watching.
01:34
01:34 It's nice of all of us to be here once
01:35
01:35 again. Um overall I'm feeling great
01:38
01:38 because we're doing another episode.
01:39
01:39 This is always a beautiful time of the
01:40
01:40 day. Me and you and the rest of the
01:42
01:42 audience get to spend some time
01:43
01:43 together. So uh feeling pretty pretty
01:45
01:45 good, man. Thank you for asking. Dude,
01:47
01:47 good. Hell yeah, man. Hey, I'm happy I
01:49
01:49 made it back, too. I could have been
01:50
01:50 stuck on a cruise ship uh getting some
01:52
01:52 deadly virus. Uh but yeah, I didn't I
01:54
01:54 didn't. So, I'm here. I'm healthy. I
01:56
01:56 feel good. You know, it's going to be a
01:58
01:58 great episode. Just want to preference
01:59
01:59 this episode by saying uh there's going
02:01
02:01 to be a slideshow and it's probably
02:03
02:03 going to be the entire episode. So, if
02:04
02:04 you do not care for that, uh sorry, tune
02:09
02:09 in next week, I guess. Uh, but if you
02:11
02:11 really do want to see my trip to Vegas
02:13
02:13 and the challenge that Josh will
02:15
02:15 bestowed upon me, please stick around
02:17
02:17 and join us. I will make it as
02:18
02:18 entertaining as I possibly can. I
02:21
02:21 promise I put a lot of time and effort
02:22
02:22 into this. I mean it.
02:24
02:24 >> But with that being said, buddy,
02:26
02:26 >> like we do every week, what is inside
02:28
02:28 your [ __ ] cup, baby?
02:30
02:30 >> Okay. All right. In honor of you going
02:32
02:32 to Vegas, I've been smoking this this
02:35
02:35 office out. I've been smoking this thing
02:37
02:37 for way too long. I need to just take a
02:39
02:39 break. And in honor of Vegas and in
02:41
02:41 honor of keeping it simple, I just did a
02:44
02:44 little black cherry and uh Coke little
02:48
02:48 mix here. So, it's a black cherry coke.
02:50
02:50 >> Black
02:51
02:51 >> black cherry. Uh Jack and Coke right
02:53
02:53 here.
02:53
02:53 >> Whoa. Wait, is the Jack and Coke black
02:56
02:56 cherry?
02:57
02:57 >> So, the uh the Jack itself is a
02:60
02:60 blackberry, but then I added cherry coke
03:02
03:02 to it. So, it's a blackberry cherry jack
03:05
03:05 and coke mix. I guess I should have said
03:06
03:06 it that way.
03:08
03:08 A blackberry cherry jack and coke.
03:11
03:11 >> Blackberry cherry.
03:12
03:12 >> Does that sound better?
03:13
03:13 >> Jack and that's a toast. That does sound
03:14
03:14 good. Sip it. I want to see what What is
03:16
03:16 it?
03:16
03:16 >> Blackberry cherry jack and coke. Cheers,
03:18
03:18 everybody. Yeah.
03:19
03:19 >> Cheers. See if it sips. Oh my god.
03:22
03:22 >> It's Yeah, it's nice. I mean, I I
03:24
03:24 haven't had a Coke in a long time, but
03:26
03:26 cherry Coke is usually my favorite when
03:28
03:28 I do drink Coke. Um,
03:30
03:30 >> one of those sickos.
03:31
03:31 >> Straight up. You don't like Coke? You
03:32
03:32 don't like Coke?
03:33
03:33 >> Regular Coke. I mean, I always like a
03:36
03:36 little extra anything I put in my mouth.
03:38
03:38 You know what I mean?
03:39
03:39 >> Whatever. Whatever. Whatever, man.
03:41
03:41 Whatever.
03:43
03:43 >> Just more flavor. I don't know. I could
03:44
03:44 say, "Yeah." What do you got over there,
03:45
03:45 dude? Sipping on your damn cutwaters or
03:47
03:47 whatever.
03:48
03:48 >> No cutwaters this week, everybody. No
03:50
03:50 cut waters this week. Uh, this week I
03:52
03:52 have a new cider cuz I'm a cider
03:54
03:54 connoisseur. I don't know if I tried
03:55
03:55 this one on the podcast. Uh, but I have
03:58
03:58 this one. It's Portland cider.
03:60
03:60 >> It is. Okay.
04:01
04:01 >> Island daquiri. Look at that. Pour it
04:04
04:04 inside. Island decorate. I'm gonna go
04:06
04:06 ahead and open this bad boy. Second.
04:10
04:10 This one is heavy on the guava scent.
04:15
04:15 Oh, almost a little bit of pear action
04:17
04:17 going on in the back end. I'll give it a
04:19
04:19 nice little sippy sip. Let's go.
04:24
04:24 That's great. That's great, buddy.
04:26
04:26 That's refreshing. That is an island
04:28
04:28 paradise right there. Tastes like guava.
04:30
04:30 Tastes like orange. Tastes like apple.
04:32
04:32 It tastes like I'm not going to work
04:34
04:34 tomorrow.
04:36
04:36 >> Anyways, that's what's in my cup, buddy.
04:38
04:38 Uh shall we load up the chat with this
04:40
04:40 section?
04:41
04:41 >> Yeah, we could do we will we will load
04:43
04:43 up the chat section. But before we get
04:45
04:45 to the chat with this section, I have a
04:47
04:47 question of the day for you, Sean, and
04:48
04:48 everybody listening.
04:49
04:49 >> Okay, just to keep it fun, just keep a
04:51
04:51 little fresh, a little little like it's
04:52
04:52 like your stretch before the actual
04:54
04:54 workout with us before we just wreck
04:56
04:56 your ears along your drive or whatever
04:59
04:59 you're doing your workout or you listen
05:00
05:00 to us. Um, the question I have for you
05:02
05:02 and everybody listening, Sean, is if
05:05
05:05 your shadow had a personality, what
05:08
05:08 would its biggest complaint be?
05:12
05:12 If my shadow had a personality, what
05:14
05:14 would um probably that it can't see
05:17
05:17 itself? Uh, because I'm always in a dark
05:20
05:20 room, you know, and so my shadow really
05:23
05:23 really doesn't get the time of day, you
05:24
05:24 know, like I don't go outside a lot. So,
05:27
05:27 that's probably going to be its biggest
05:29
05:29 complaint that it doesn't get to see
05:30
05:30 itself more than it
05:31
05:31 >> Okay, that's fair. That's fair.
05:34
05:34 >> What about yours?
05:35
05:35 >> Uh, for me, I think it would be just my
05:37
05:37 pure indecisiveness. It would be like,
05:38
05:38 "Hurry up. You going left? You going
05:40
05:40 right, buddy?" It'd [ __ ] just be just
05:41
05:41 as confused as I am. Just
05:46
05:46 And it be the fact it doesn't have a
05:47
05:47 voice. It can't even give input or
05:48
05:48 feedback. All it has to do is just sit
05:50
05:50 there next to me and just go along for
05:53
05:53 the ride.
05:53
05:53 >> [ __ ] take it. pure undeci
05:56
05:56 indecisiveness, unin whatever. I don't
05:58
05:58 use words very well. Um, but whatever
06:01
06:01 the case, it would be mad at me because
06:02
06:02 of that. I just cannot make a decision
06:04
06:04 whether it's going right, going left, up
06:06
06:06 or down. Sorry, Shadow.
06:07
06:07 >> Oh god. Oh god.
06:09
06:09 >> No, buddy. That was my question of the
06:10
06:10 day. Have fun with that.
06:12
06:12 >> Um, but yeah, you want to move on? This
06:14
06:14 is Is this time? Is it time?
06:16
06:16 >> Yeah, buddy. Let's get into it because
06:17
06:17 it's going to be I got I got a lot of
06:19
06:19 talking to do in this one and it's a
06:20
06:20 >> Okay.
06:21
06:21 >> It's going to take me a while. Oh, also
06:23
06:23 I forgot to mention that I do have
06:24
06:24 another cider next to me. Um, it's
06:27
06:27 incline tropics. So, when I'm done with
06:29
06:29 this one because I inevitably will go
06:30
06:30 through this first one, I have that. Uh,
06:32
06:32 but here you go. These are the topics
06:34
06:34 for the week uh in our little chat with
06:36
06:36 us session.
06:37
06:37 >> They are as followed. Uh, Las Vegas.
06:41
06:41 The second one is sins in the city. All
06:45
06:45 right. Uh, the third one is fly me home
06:48
06:48 or fly me back. Okay. And the last one
06:52
06:52 is Vegas SFTTD
06:55
06:55 $100 challenge. So there you go. Those
06:58
06:58 are our top things for the week, buddy.
06:60
07:00 Uh how do you want me to do this? What
07:02
07:02 do you What do you What do you think?
07:04
07:04 >> Hey, however you want to get into this,
07:05
07:05 Sean. Um because basically Vegas,
07:08
07:08 there's a whole lot going on in Vegas.
07:09
07:09 And I know you got a slideshow, so maybe
07:11
07:11 during your slideshow, you might cover
07:13
07:13 all of these. Um, but I'd like to know
07:16
07:16 when it comes to Vegas, when you first
07:18
07:18 got there, do do you feel like you have
07:20
07:20 a lay of the land or do you feel like
07:21
07:21 this is this is an area where like
07:24
07:24 >> you really have to do planning or do you
07:25
07:25 just feel lost if you just don't have a
07:28
07:28 map? Do you feel like ve you can get
07:30
07:30 lost really quick in Vegas if you don't
07:32
07:32 know?
07:33
07:33 >> You can definitely get lost very very
07:36
07:36 quickly. Um, I felt like this time
07:38
07:38 though I had a lay of the land because I
07:39
07:39 was, this is my second time there now.
07:42
07:42 And so that first time I felt like I
07:44
07:44 needed to really create a map in my mind
07:47
07:47 of places and things and like landmarks
07:49
07:49 and stuff. And now that I have that map,
07:52
07:52 the second time around was a lot easier.
07:54
07:54 And so I wasn't as wasn't as nervous or
07:57
07:57 like worried about finding my way
07:59
07:59 because like I knew where I was going
07:60
08:00 for most of the time. So yeah. Okay. But
08:02
08:02 I do feel like if you're new, you should
08:04
08:04 probably make a map or do some uh
08:07
08:07 research before you go up.
08:09
08:09 >> Okay? Because there's been a lot of talk
08:10
08:10 about Vegas as far as what Vegas has has
08:13
08:13 turned into. Um and and what I mean by
08:16
08:16 that is there's a lot of talk about
08:18
08:18 Vegas becoming a place where only the
08:20
08:20 elites kind of get to hang out these
08:22
08:22 days,
08:22
08:22 >> whereas back in the day, you could just
08:24
08:24 show up with a couple bucks and maybe
08:26
08:26 get lucky. So the the the fall is the
08:30
08:30 average Joe is no longer it's not a
08:32
08:32 place for you know just the average guy.
08:34
08:34 It has now become a place where only you
08:36
08:36 know people with a [ __ ] ton of money.
08:38
08:38 Did you find this to be your experience?
08:40
08:40 Did you find if
08:41
08:41 >> if you didn't show up with a bunch of
08:43
08:43 money I know you took what you took but
08:45
08:45 do you feel like this is still a place
08:47
08:47 where you can
08:48
08:48 >> you know have a good time even
08:50
08:50 >> I feel like it's a place for everybody.
08:52
08:52 uh whether you bring only a handful of
08:55
08:55 dollar bills or a bucketload of dollar
08:57
08:57 bills, like it doesn't matter. I feel
08:59
08:59 like you can find things in the strip
09:02
09:02 outside of the strip. You can find a lot
09:04
09:04 to do in Vegas for within anybody's
09:07
09:07 budget and if you're smart about it, you
09:09
09:09 can do a lot and I feel like I did a lot
09:11
09:11 this trip. Uh but yeah, for sure it's I
09:13
09:13 don't think it's a a baller's paradise,
09:16
09:16 you know? I think you can go to Dubai
09:19
09:19 for that if you really want to have that
09:20
09:20 kind of like bigname ballers out there,
09:23
09:23 you know? Right. So, but I still think
09:25
09:25 Vegas is for the every man.
09:27
09:27 >> Okay. All right. I the times that I went
09:30
09:30 um I kind of feel the same way. You can
09:31
09:31 still have a good time. Um but obviously
09:33
09:33 the more money you have like anything
09:34
09:34 else. It doesn't just it doesn't just
09:36
09:36 take Vegas for money to prove itself in
09:39
09:39 having a good time. So, uh I do agree
09:41
09:41 with you. you still can have a good time
09:43
09:43 um in Vegas without actually spending a
09:45
09:45 [ __ ] ton of money.
09:47
09:47 >> Oh yeah, it's there. All the
09:48
09:48 possibilities are there. You just got to
09:50
09:50 do your research and find them.
09:53
09:53 >> So, I kind of I kind of feel like we
09:55
09:55 should hit this next one before we get
09:56
09:56 into your slideshow.
09:58
09:58 >> Sure. Yeah, let's hit it.
09:60
09:60 >> Sins in the city.
10:02
10:02 >> Sins in the city, Sean. Okay. So, what I
10:04
10:04 wanted to hit you with and uh one more
10:08
10:08 time
10:08
10:08 >> and those of you watching are listening
10:11
10:11 because in Vegas, you hear a lot about,
10:14
10:14 you know, what what happens in Vegas
10:16
10:16 stays in Vegas, right?
10:18
10:18 >> But there are things that you cannot do
10:21
10:21 in Vegas, um that people think are
10:24
10:24 legal, right?
10:26
10:26 >> Okay.
10:26
10:26 >> And so, uh I want to ask you, Sean, if I
10:30
10:30 I've got a list here. I want to know if
10:33
10:33 these things that are illegal should be
10:38
10:38 legal since your last visit, since you
10:40
10:40 were just there.
10:41
10:41 >> Okay. Interesting.
10:42
10:42 >> Okay. You ready for me?
10:44
10:44 >> Yeah.
10:44
10:44 >> Okay.
10:46
10:46 >> So, the first one I got for you,
10:48
10:48 >> public nudity or toplessness, do you
10:51
10:51 think
10:53
10:53 >> this should be legal?
10:55
10:55 >> Um, nah. No. Cuz there are a bunch of
10:58
10:58 ugly [ __ ] in Vegas still. I don't I
10:59
10:59 don't want to see I don't want to see a
11:01
11:01 lot of that. You know, it's like going
11:03
11:03 to a nude beach, right? If you go to
11:05
11:05 some really popular nude beaches, yeah,
11:07
11:07 you're probably going to see the one out
11:08
11:08 of a hundred like attractive person, but
11:13
11:13 the other people, the normies, if you
11:16
11:16 will, uh are just gross to look at. And
11:19
11:19 we don't need that in Vegas as you're
11:21
11:21 walking down the strip, you know, like
11:23
11:23 the half naked uh go-go dancers are
11:25
11:25 already bad enough, right? I don't need
11:28
11:28 to see more of that um to to get my
11:31
11:31 rocks on, you know.
11:33
11:33 >> So, you're against it? You're you're
11:34
11:34 against just public toplessness or
11:37
11:37 nudity?
11:38
11:38 >> I wouldn't say I'm against it.
11:39
11:39 Obviously, I like a good
11:40
11:40 >> sounded like you were like you just like
11:44
11:44 you don't want to see it.
11:44
11:44 >> I'm not against it.
11:46
11:46 >> I'm just saying I don't want it. All
11:48
11:48 right. I don't want to see it. Okay. If
11:50
11:50 you want to do it, if you want to make
11:51
11:51 this a thing, go for it. And I
11:53
11:53 >> So, keep it illegal is what you're
11:55
11:55 saying. Keep toplessness illegal. That's
11:58
11:58 what you're saying.
11:59
11:59 >> Sure. I'll go on record saying that.
12:01
12:01 >> Okay. All right. He does not want to see
12:04
12:04 boobies. Are your average boobies. So if
12:06
12:06 you So if you've had your boobs on, Sean
12:07
12:07 will definitely look at them. But if you
12:08
12:08 did the average low hanging, you know,
12:10
12:10 they're down by the ankles. Just keep
12:12
12:12 them covered around Sean.
12:14
12:14 >> He's not impressed.
12:15
12:15 >> Sounds weird to be honest.
12:17
12:17 >> Yeah.
12:19
12:19 All right. Okay. Prostitution. Sean,
12:23
12:23 >> it actually is illegal in Vegas.
12:26
12:26 >> People think it's People think that you
12:28
12:28 can just, you know,
12:30
12:30 >> I feel like that should be legal. Um,
12:34
12:34 mainly because I feel like if it's
12:36
12:36 legalized, you can have preventative
12:38
12:38 measures to like help these people like
12:41
12:41 not get abused, you know? Like I'm sure
12:44
12:44 there's a big old [ __ ] topic on a CNN
12:48
12:48 article or some [ __ ] like that where
12:50
12:50 it'll talk about that abusing
12:53
12:53 stuff. I know. I just feel like it
12:55
12:55 should be legal just so you can have
12:56
12:56 preventative measures. That's where I
12:58
12:58 stand on that.
12:59
12:59 >> Okay. All right. Got a couple more for
13:01
13:01 you before we get into it. All right.
13:02
13:02 Um, I don't know how this is I mean they
13:05
13:05 say this is illegal, but you see it all
13:06
13:06 the time.
13:07
13:07 >> But apparently filming inside casinos is
13:11
13:11 illegal, but you see videos all the
13:13
13:13 time.
13:13
13:13 >> That's true. Yeah, that is true. I think
13:14
13:14 a lot of those have to get permission. I
13:17
13:17 think there's a there's a whole thing
13:18
13:18 where you have to do like written
13:19
13:19 permissions and they're pretty lenient
13:21
13:21 with that and they'll give you
13:22
13:22 permission to film. So, yeah, it is a
13:24
13:24 thing. I know this.
13:26
13:26 >> Okay. So, you're like, so as long as you
13:29
13:29 get permission, a permission slippy,
13:30
13:30 you're totally okay with it. Yeah. No, I
13:33
13:33 feel like I feel like that is perfectly
13:35
13:35 fine. Uh because I don't know. It just
13:37
13:37 feels weird to be filming people, you
13:39
13:39 know, in a casino without somebody's
13:42
13:42 express written consent, you know? I
13:44
13:44 mean, casinos are privately like they're
13:46
13:46 a private company. So, it's like if they
13:49
13:49 want to allow you to film, cool. If not,
13:51
13:51 then you shouldn't film. Easy.
13:54
13:54 >> Okay. Here's another one that people,
13:55
13:55 and this is pretty common, you know,
13:56
13:56 because people take ride shares and
13:58
13:58 Ubers everywhere. taking drinks into a
14:01
14:01 ride share. People think that that
14:03
14:03 because this it's not legal. You cannot
14:06
14:06 do this.
14:07
14:07 >> Uh then uh I cannot answer this
14:09
14:09 question.
14:11
14:11 So uh let me just say hypothetically
14:14
14:14 uh if this was illegal or I mean since
14:16
14:16 this is illegal uh I would say legalize
14:19
14:19 it. I think you should legalize it. I
14:21
14:21 think people are already doing that uh
14:23
14:23 every day. every day that they
14:27
14:27 >> can you confirm or deny that you did do
14:29
14:29 this as well? Did you want to go on
14:32
14:32 record about this?
14:32
14:32 >> Unfortunately. Nope.
14:33
14:33 >> Okay. Can I plead the fifth on this one?
14:35
14:35 >> All right. Let me give let me give you
14:36
14:36 one more. And this I know this one's
14:38
14:38 going to hurt and I know this one is
14:40
14:40 just the kind of thing everybody's going
14:42
14:42 to be upset about. And I need to know if
14:44
14:44 you would make this legal if you were
14:47
14:47 mayor or in charge.
14:49
14:49 >> All right.
14:49
14:49 >> Feeding the pigeons.
14:51
14:51 >> Feeding the pig. That's illegal.
14:54
14:54 >> It's completely illegal, Sean. You
14:55
14:55 cannot feed the pigeons in Vegas.
14:58
14:58 >> Um, I would just make it legal. Make it
15:00
15:00 legal. Why not feed a few [ __ ]
15:02
15:02 pigeons? Who cares? They're pigeons, you
15:04
15:04 know? Like, what?
15:06
15:06 >> Listen, if you want to spend your
15:07
15:07 hard-earned dollars on some pigeon food,
15:10
15:10 I What am I going to do? I'm as the
15:12
15:12 mayor of Las Vegas, I'm going to accept
15:15
15:15 your money and uh allow you to feed the
15:18
15:18 pigeons if that helps you, you know.
15:21
15:21 >> Okay. All right. All right. Well, that
15:22
15:22 that is my list of things that people
15:25
15:25 may think are legal in Vegas. If you
15:28
15:28 have any other ones want to share in the
15:29
15:29 comments, we're totally open to it. Um I
15:32
15:32 I'm going to go on record and say I'm
15:33
15:33 totally open. If you want to be topless
15:35
15:35 in Vegas, go for it, man. Um but again,
15:37
15:37 there's children around, so be careful.
15:38
15:38 I mean, there's that part of it. So,
15:40
15:40 [ __ ] around and find out, I guess one
15:42
15:42 would say. Um but
15:43
15:43 >> although, can I say can I say this real
15:45
15:45 quick on that on that subject real quick
15:47
15:47 on the children in Vegas?
15:50
15:50 Listen, I I don't want to be that
15:53
15:53 person, but I'm going to be that person.
15:54
15:54 Uh, don't bring your kid to Vegas. It's
15:56
15:56 plain and simple. Don't bring your
15:58
15:58 [ __ ] kid to Vegas. If you can't find
15:60
15:60 a babysitter or you can't afford a
16:01
16:01 babysitter, or maybe you you just have a
16:03
16:03 kid just for having a kid's sake, don't
16:06
16:06 bring him, right? Be responsible.
16:09
16:09 There's a lot of [ __ ] that happens in
16:10
16:10 Vegas. There's a lot of drinking.
16:11
16:11 There's a lot of profanity. And you are
16:14
16:14 introducing your child into that. And
16:16
16:16 that's your own goddamn fault, you know?
16:18
16:18 Don't bring them. Just straight up don't
16:20
16:20 bring them. Take him to [ __ ]
16:21
16:21 Disneyland where you'll spend the same
16:22
16:22 amount of money and they'll have a
16:24
16:24 better time. Yeah, you're going to have
16:26
16:26 not as good of a time unless you're
16:27
16:27 mean, but it's for your [ __ ] kid.
16:30
16:30 Don't bring him to [ __ ] Vegas. Don't
16:32
16:32 bring them. Simple as that.
16:34
16:34 >> I like it. Good messaging. Put that in a
16:36
16:36 fortune cookie,
16:38
16:38 >> right? Open that up. Don't bring your
16:40
16:40 [ __ ] kid to Vegas.
16:43
16:43 >> Sorry, Jimmy. He ain't going.
16:45
16:45 >> All right, Sean. Are you ready to to
16:47
16:47 give the audience what you built this up
16:49
16:49 for,
16:49
16:49 >> buddy?
16:50
16:50 >> The slideshow, this whole thing. Here we
16:52
16:52 go. John is prepared.
16:54
16:54 >> I have prepared a slideshow, ladies and
16:56
16:56 gentlemen, to show off my trip to Vegas
16:58
16:58 and also to answer the question about
17:01
17:01 Joshua's $100
17:03
17:03 challenge, which had like a thousand
17:06
17:06 different [ __ ] parts to it. So,
17:09
17:09 >> God, this part of your slideshow? Damn,
17:11
17:11 >> it is part of my slideshow, buddy.
17:12
17:12 >> I was going to leave this last. I have a
17:14
17:14 lot to say in this slideshow.
17:17
17:17 >> Um, wait, do you want to
17:18
17:18 >> do you want to do your third topic if
17:20
17:20 you because my topic is basically going
17:22
17:22 to cover all your stuff.
17:24
17:24 >> No, let's get it. I will completely
17:25
17:25 Okay, here you go. If you're just
17:27
17:27 listening, I'm closing down the chat. If
17:28
17:28 you're watching, I'm closing down the
17:30
17:30 chat. I'm giving Sean the stage.
17:32
17:32 Everybody stage.
17:34
17:34 >> I'm going to drink my drink now and shut
17:36
17:36 up.
17:37
17:37 >> All right, buddy. Thank you. I
17:39
17:39 appreciate that. Uh, I'm going to go
17:40
17:40 ahead and share my screen with the
17:42
17:42 people and with you, Joshua. Um, here
17:44
17:44 you go. Uh, let me know if you can see
17:46
17:46 it. I'm going to kind of click some
17:47
17:47 buttons over here for just a second.
17:49
17:49 There we go. All right. You good?
17:51
17:51 Everybody good?
17:52
17:52 >> All right.
17:52
17:52 >> I think we're all good.
17:54
17:54 >> We love it. All right. Check.
17:56
17:56 >> Vegas. Joshua. Vegas 2026. Here it is.
17:59
17:59 This is the introduction. Uh, this to
18:01
18:01 the bottom right corner. Uh, sorry again
18:04
18:04 if you're just listening to this. I
18:05
18:05 apologize. Sorry for the little outlive.
18:07
18:07 Come out and watch this portion of the
18:08
18:08 podcast. If not, just listen to me rant
18:11
18:11 on about some of the things that have
18:13
18:13 happened. Could be interesting. Uh, but
18:15
18:15 Joshua, to the bottom right of this
18:16
18:16 screen is the view from my uh my uh my
18:19
18:19 room. So, that was me at the link right
18:21
18:21 there.
18:21
18:21 >> So, nice view of the the link
18:24
18:24 >> at the link.
18:25
18:25 >> Got it.
18:26
18:26 >> Let's go, baby. So, we're going to start
18:28
18:28 this off with Joshua's challenge. So, if
18:30
18:30 you missed last week's episode, let me
18:32
18:32 go over what Joshua had challenged for
18:34
18:34 me. And this is a screenshot that I took
18:36
18:36 that Joshua sent me from his Snapchat.
18:39
18:39 I love it.
18:40
18:40 >> So, this is Sean's Sorry for the Delay
18:43
18:43 Las Vegas Casino Crawl $100 challenge.
18:46
18:46 If that doesn't tell you how much
18:49
18:49 [ __ ] is about to be pronounced right
18:51
18:51 now, then I don't know what will. What
18:54
18:54 happens in Vegas? Sean has to survive.
18:56
18:56 That's a little header here. Uh the
18:58
18:58 rules, three rules, extremely
19:01
19:01 complicated. Here we go. Number one,
19:03
19:03 drink up. Shawn must buy one drink at
19:06
19:06 every casino he visits, but each drink
19:08
19:08 must be prepared differently.
19:11
19:11 All right. Number two, gamble on. At
19:15
19:15 every stop, Shawn must place a bet. No
19:18
19:18 backing out, no excuses. All right. And
19:21
19:21 the last one is bring it back. Shawn
19:24
19:24 must return with one item that is
19:27
19:27 bought, borrowed, or stolen. Um, I
19:30
19:30 didn't see that there was the ore in
19:31
19:31 there, but I just did all three just for
19:33
19:33 the record.
19:34
19:34 >> Yeah. Okay.
19:35
19:35 >> The challenge. Can Sean Can Sean survive
19:37
19:37 with just $100 and his dignity intact?
19:42
19:42 >> Mouthful already. Mouthful is already
19:45
19:45 happening here. So, let's get into it,
19:48
19:48 shall we? So, here we go. I made this
19:50
19:50 little map. You can see all the places
19:52
19:52 that I went to, buddy. So, we have a
19:55
19:55 museum. We have a tiki bar. We I'm going
19:57
19:57 to get into all of these later, but this
19:59
19:59 is kind of just the map to kind of show
20:00
20:00 you everything that I kind of did this
20:03
20:03 trip. Okay.
20:05
20:05 Now, there's me. That's me. Beautiful
20:08
20:08 me. And uh we're going to start with our
20:12
20:12 flight, right? So, there's me inside of
20:15
20:15 the little plane. And here we go. So,
20:17
20:17 our flight, buddy, our flight um was
20:21
20:21 first class. Our flight was first class
20:24
20:24 there and back. This is my third time
20:26
20:26 flying first class. I swear I'm not that
20:29
20:29 bougie. It just kind of worked out in
20:31
20:31 our favor that it was almost the same
20:33
20:33 price as doing like a premier seat. So,
20:36
20:36 we just figured, eh, let's [ __ ] do
20:37
20:37 it, right? Uh, and going into Vegas, you
20:40
20:40 can kind of see here. Uh, this is, uh,
20:42
20:42 the view. Look at that.
20:45
20:45 Beautiful view right there. Very nice.
20:46
20:46 That is me about to land in Vegas. You
20:48
20:48 can see the strip right there.
20:51
20:51 >> Allegiance Stadium. I can see. Oh, yeah.
20:53
20:53 There you go. Pretty cool.
20:55
20:55 >> Vegas is massive, by the way. It's huge.
20:57
20:57 >> Vegas is huge. If this is your first
20:59
20:59 time being introduced to Vegas, know
21:01
21:01 that you cannot Well, you can walk to
21:04
21:04 every casino, but you shouldn't. You
21:05
21:05 really shouldn't. It's huge. It's a lot.
21:08
21:08 Uh here's some of the kind of views from
21:11
21:11 that I got from the sky there.
21:14
21:14 Moving on. Right, that was my flight.
21:17
21:17 All right, now we can start the actual
21:20
21:20 challenge. Right, so the challenge
21:21
21:21 begins. Uh Joshua had texted me as soon
21:25
21:25 as I landed and he was like, "Hey, give
21:27
21:27 me your [ __ ] Venmo." And I was like,
21:29
21:29 "All right." And I was like, "Whatever.
21:32
21:32 You'll probably send me some money later
21:34
21:34 on in the day or like next week or some
21:36
21:36 shit." I get $100. Sorry for the delay
21:39
21:39 dollars instantly. So now my challenge
21:43
21:43 begins, buddy. My challenge begins. So
21:46
21:46 what's going to happen, buddy? Let's go
21:49
21:49 gambling, right? Let's [ __ ] do it.
21:52
21:52 And um
21:54
21:54 Excuse me, Joshua. I'm gonna play this
21:56
21:56 video. You tell me if you recognize this
21:57
21:57 machine here.
21:60
21:60 >> You recognize
22:00
22:00 >> recogn I do recognize that machine. Yep.
22:02
22:02 Yep.
22:03
22:03 >> Yep.
22:03
22:03 >> Mhm.
22:05
22:05 >> That machine.
22:06
22:06 >> Give the people a little uh a little
22:07
22:07 backtory on that machine.
22:08
22:08 >> You know, that that that Wheel of
22:09
22:09 Fortune
22:11
22:11 >> uh actually paid this guy out,
22:13
22:13 >> you know, just over 1,100 bucks. So, I
22:16
22:16 love that machine to death. And every
22:18
22:18 time I go to Vegas, I'm going to say
22:19
22:19 hello to that machine. That's a great
22:22
22:22 machine, by the way.
22:23
22:23 >> So,
22:24
22:24 >> you just gave him a
22:25
22:25 >> As soon as I landed,
22:26
22:26 >> as soon as I landed, buddy, I was like,
22:28
22:28 you know what? I'm going to take this
22:29
22:29 money and I'm going to do that machine
22:31
22:31 for the first time. And so, $100 went
22:34
22:34 in, my dude. $100 went in. And can you
22:37
22:37 guess, buddy? Can you guess what had
22:39
22:39 happened?
22:40
22:40 >> I'm going to say it took you all the way
22:42
22:42 down to like 30 bucks.
22:45
22:45 >> Zero came out, buddy. Zero dollars came
22:48
22:48 out.
22:49
22:49 >> $100 went in.
22:50
22:50 >> All right. Okay.
22:51
22:51 >> Zero dollars came out. This is me. This
22:53
22:53 is This is how I felt. I was just
22:56
22:56 >> I was empty. I was empty, buddy. I I
22:58
22:58 took the $100. I failed the challenge.
23:00
23:00 You already failed it right away right
23:02
23:02 away. Challenge.
23:04
23:04 >> I already failed uh
23:08
23:08 clearly because this is where we're
23:09
23:09 going now, right? So, challenge has
23:10
23:10 failed uh instantaneously cuz my dumbass
23:13
23:13 was thinking,
23:14
23:14 >> you know what? Luck can probably strike
23:16
23:16 twice. I'm going to hit Joshua's same
23:17
23:17 machine. I'm going to I want it I want
23:19
23:19 it so bad, you know. I want it so bad.
23:21
23:21 And I I thought I had the faith on me,
23:23
23:23 buddy. I thought I thought that hitting
23:25
23:25 your machine would bring a little bit of
23:28
23:28 me and you together in that moment, but
23:32
23:32 clearly the Vegas gods were like, "Nah,
23:35
23:35 nah, no, no." And so, yes, I failed the
23:38
23:38 challenge instantaneously, but you know,
23:41
23:41 we're content creators. I I'm not going
23:43
23:43 to let this go, right? There were still
23:45
23:45 two other things that I could do on this
23:47
23:47 list, right? So, let's hit those other
23:50
23:50 things, shall we? Let's go get a drink.
23:53
23:53 So, the second challenge that you had me
23:55
23:55 do was get a drink at all these places
23:57
23:57 that I went to. Right. So, I'm just
23:58
23:58 going to kind of go through some of the
23:60
23:60 things that I did and got. Right.
24:03
24:03 There's me with a beautiful cocktail, by
24:04
24:04 the way. Uh, thank you to chat for
24:06
24:06 making all these images and uh providing
24:08
24:08 the images for me. I appreciate that,
24:09
24:09 Chad. There you go. do a little spinny
24:12
24:12 spin and let's get on going. So, the
24:15
24:15 first drink that I had, buddy, was at
24:17
24:17 the link. So, this is my link drink
24:19
24:19 here. This is just a vodka cranberry.
24:22
24:22 All right. Simple vodka cranberry uh on
24:24
24:24 the rocks because don't know how that
24:27
24:27 plays into it. Uh because this challenge
24:29
24:29 didn't make any sense to me because I
24:31
24:31 don't know how other drinks can be
24:32
24:32 differently prepared. If like you have
24:34
24:34 two things that are on the rocks, it's
24:36
24:36 not the same drink or not the same
24:37
24:37 drink. I don't know. So,
24:39
24:39 >> and it doesn't matter because you didn't
24:40
24:40 buy with the $100. So, you failed
24:41
24:41 already. So, none of this is all mute at
24:43
24:43 this point. This is all this is all
24:45
24:45 bogus now. This doesn't even make sense.
24:47
24:47 >> The $100 challenge.
24:49
24:49 >> Go for it. Go for it.
24:50
24:50 >> Didn't make any sense to begin with
24:52
24:52 because you didn't say it has to be used
24:55
24:55 with$100.
24:56
24:56 >> Use it. Yeah. There. Okay. But go ahead.
24:58
24:58 Go ahead. All this is mute, but go for
24:59
24:59 it.
25:00
25:00 >> Listen, here's my drink at the flamingo.
25:02
25:02 >> It's a dead challenge.
25:04
25:04 >> No, this challenge is continuing and
25:05
25:05 it's going to be great. So, here's my
25:07
25:07 drink at the flamingo. Me with the
25:08
25:08 flamingo. Uh, this was an awa fresca.
25:11
25:11 Joshua, I think you've had this one
25:12
25:12 before when you were with me.
25:14
25:14 >> Yeah, this was delicious, by the way.
25:16
25:16 That was strawberry and mango with a
25:18
25:18 bunch of tequila in it, and it was quite
25:20
25:20 lovely. I enjoyed that one a lot.
25:23
25:23 >> Okay.
25:24
25:24 >> Uh, this right here, buddy. This was at
25:27
25:27 the Italy in Parkm. Uh, you can see
25:30
25:30 here, this is a spritz, uh, which is
25:33
25:33 essentially prosecco. Uh, the one I had
25:36
25:36 had tequila, orange juice, and
25:41
25:41 I think it was bitters. Uh, that was it
25:43
25:43 was okay. I didn't I didn't really care
25:45
25:45 for
25:47
25:47 uh,
25:49
25:49 honestly, I really didn't care for it.
25:50
25:50 It was fine. Like, it was
25:52
25:52 >> Yeah. Don't hype it up if it sucked.
25:54
25:54 Just say it [ __ ] sucked, dude.
25:55
25:55 >> It was fine.
25:56
25:56 >> Was the ice better than the drink
25:58
25:58 itself? Jesus Christ. Just say it.
25:59
25:59 >> No, cuz like I mean, I thought the drink
26:02
26:02 was good. The ice was definitely not
26:04
26:04 just better on its own. Uh, but I'm
26:07
26:07 getting ahead of myself because what
26:09
26:09 really pisses me off here
26:11
26:11 >> is this [ __ ] pizza in front of me.
26:13
26:13 That pizza looks delicious, right? Looks
26:16
26:16 pretty appetizing.
26:17
26:17 >> Mhm.
26:18
26:18 >> Not Not at all. It was probably the
26:22
26:22 worst thing that I ate in Vegas. And
26:25
26:25 that's saying some [ __ ] man. Cuz Vegas,
26:27
26:27 you have a lot of food in Vegas and
26:28
26:28 sometimes it's not the best. But that
26:30
26:30 pizza, I would definitely say stay away
26:32
26:32 from it. It is not good. Um, so there's
26:34
26:34 that.
26:35
26:35 >> So the pizza had a lot of makeup on is
26:36
26:36 what you're saying. Once the makeup came
26:37
26:37 off, it just did not look
26:40
26:40 >> exactly
26:40
26:40 >> our taste.
26:41
26:41 >> Exactly. The pizza had no taste. It was
26:45
26:45 >> artificial in every way.
26:47
26:47 >> And I was not happy with it. So
26:51
26:51 this next place, buddy, this next place
26:53
26:53 is uh Monomigabi. So, I went there for
26:56
26:56 breakfast with the old lady and our view
26:59
26:59 was in front of the Bellagio fountains
27:02
27:02 right there. Uh, which was pretty
27:04
27:04 [ __ ] amazing, dude. And this place
27:07
27:07 actually lives up to the hype. Um, this
27:09
27:09 was a raspberry mimosa. Um, which again,
27:15
27:15 delicious. Cost you an arm and a leg,
27:17
27:17 but it was wonderful. And we also had
27:20
27:20 like a steak and egg here that was
27:22
27:22 really [ __ ] good. And I think we also
27:25
27:25 had some waffles or no, French toast. It
27:27
27:27 was blueberry French toast, which is
27:29
27:29 again great. I highly recommend this
27:31
27:31 place, Joshua. If we ever go back to
27:32
27:32 Vegas, I'm going to take you here. Uh
27:34
27:34 cuz this place was delicious. So,
27:36
27:36 >> okay,
27:37
27:37 >> there's that. So, let's recap
27:39
27:39 everything. Uh Joshua, for this sake,
27:43
27:43 let's just say we took the $100 out of
27:45
27:45 the equation. All right.
27:47
27:47 >> Clearly, that challenge was failed. All
27:48
27:48 right. We're just going to stick to the
27:50
27:50 other two challenges. Okay.
27:52
27:52 >> The other two challenges. All right.
27:53
27:53 Okay, so we hit the link, nailed it,
27:56
27:56 right? Challenge. Still going, right?
27:59
27:59 Hit the flamingo. Boom. Still going on
28:01
28:01 the challenge. Monigabi, that was at the
28:04
28:04 Paris. Hit that one. Boom. I'm on a
28:06
28:06 [ __ ] roll right now. Hit Park MGM,
28:09
28:09 right? Just a small recap. Joshua, this
28:13
28:13 this is where we kind of uh [ __ ] up a
28:15
28:15 little bit. Uh because I know that you
28:17
28:17 asked for proof for a lot of these and
28:19
28:19 um unfortunately the Caesars I had a
28:23
28:23 drink there but I did not take the photo
28:24
28:24 evidence.
28:25
28:25 >> That's to
28:26
28:26 >> so I cannot confirm that I did have a
28:29
28:29 drink there. And I don't want the people
28:30
28:30 to be like oh he didn't even have a
28:32
28:32 drink. He didn't have a photo. Blah blah
28:34
28:34 blah. I had a drink there. I had a drink
28:36
28:36 at the sports bar there. I had a whiskey
28:38
28:38 and coke.
28:40
28:40 Um, it was not anything to write home
28:43
28:43 about and I kind of just forgot about it
28:44
28:44 because I was gambling at the little
28:46
28:46 casino in the bar and I [ __ ]
28:49
28:49 completely forgot. So, there's that. I'm
28:51
28:51 sorry about that. Um, I also forgot to
28:55
28:55 take a picture of me having a drink at
28:57
28:57 the Bellagio and that was on me cuz at
28:60
28:60 the time of that happening, uh, I was
29:02
29:02 pretty inebriated and I didn't remember
29:05
29:05 anything. So, there there's that. So,
29:07
29:07 sorry buddy. Uh, so if that is holding
29:10
29:10 to reason, um, I also didn't take a
29:13
29:13 drink at the airport for what it's
29:15
29:15 worth. Uh, but if we're sticking to
29:17
29:17 this, um, unfortunately I did fail that
29:21
29:21 portion of the challenge as well, buddy.
29:23
29:23 Uh, you know, we're kind of we're kind
29:24
29:24 of on a 0 for two thing here now, right?
29:27
29:27 Uh, so when I failed this, I I had a
29:31
29:31 moment as I was staring at myself. You
29:32
29:32 know that you know that drunk stare like
29:34
29:34 when you're pretty drunk and you're in
29:36
29:36 the looking at yourself in the mirror in
29:37
29:37 the bathroom and you're kind of just
29:38
29:38 like going back and forth and you're
29:39
29:39 kind of judging your life choices. You
29:41
29:41 know that feeling, buddy?
29:43
29:43 >> Uh yeah. Yeah. I I guess I do. I I was
29:46
29:46 20 years old once, you know.
29:47
29:47 >> Yeah. So
29:48
29:48 >> um I was having that moment in the
29:50
29:50 bathroom at our hotel and I said, "You
29:52
29:52 know what? I I can't I can't let Joshua
29:55
29:55 down.
29:56
29:56 >> He means too much to me. He's my He's my
29:58
29:58 pride and joy. He's my sweet little
29:59
29:59 beushka and uh I love him. I love so
30:02
30:02 much. So, you know what? I made a
30:04
30:04 commitment right then and there that I
30:06
30:06 was going to do the third challenge to
30:09
30:09 completion. So, buddy, here we go.
30:13
30:13 Borrowed, bought, stolen. I was like
30:16
30:16 determined at this point because
30:20
30:20 borrowed seemed difficult. It seemed
30:23
30:23 hard. I didn't know where to even go.
30:24
30:24 So, I was like, "All right, I'm going to
30:25
30:25 put that on the back burner for right
30:27
30:27 now. I'm going to focus on the bot
30:30
30:30 because that seems easier, right? That
30:32
30:32 seems pretty easy. And the stolen. The
30:34
30:34 stolen had me the most perplexed because
30:36
30:36 I'm like, Vegas is a town of security
30:39
30:39 cameras and laws, you know, like if I
30:43
30:43 get if I steal a chip, I'm going to
30:45
30:45 prison for years, right? So, I took my
30:49
30:49 drink and I was like, we can do this. We
30:52
30:52 can do this. Let's try to do this. So,
30:57
30:57 borrowed. This is a little showand tell,
30:59
30:59 Joshua. This is a little showand tell in
31:01
31:01 the middle of a presentation. Uh because
31:03
31:03 that's how it goes here. So I had a
31:05
31:05 choice to make here on borrowed. You
31:07
31:07 know, you can do you can do the easy
31:09
31:09 thing, right? You can do a poker chip.
31:11
31:11 That makes sense, right? You're
31:13
31:13 borrowing it from the casino. You're
31:15
31:15 going to have every intention to bring
31:16
31:16 it back because that's
31:19
31:19 borrowed money essentially, right? So I
31:23
31:23 didn't do that. I didn't do the casino
31:25
31:25 chip because I thought that was too
31:26
31:26 easy. I decided to borrow this object
31:30
31:30 I'm about to show from the friends that
31:33
31:33 went with us to Vegas with all the
31:37
31:37 intentions on giving it back because it
31:40
31:40 is so [ __ ] cool. I just needed it for
31:44
31:44 a moment to show on this podcast and I
31:46
31:46 will talk about where it came from a
31:48
31:48 little bit later. But Joshua, this is my
31:51
31:51 borrowed object. I don't know if you can
31:53
31:53 see that here. Um, it is a stir stick
31:58
31:58 from a tiki bar that we went to. And
32:02
32:02 >> this is just a This is just me borrowing
32:04
32:04 it. See if I can get it closer here.
32:06
32:06 >> So, you borrowed it from the people you
32:08
32:08 went with. You didn't borrow it from the
32:10
32:10 place you went to.
32:11
32:11 >> Technically, we borrowed it from the
32:12
32:12 place that we went to.
32:13
32:13 >> But they took it. You didn't take it.
32:16
32:16 >> Yeah. I didn't borrow it from them.
32:17
32:17 >> I'm borrowing it from them who are
32:19
32:19 borrowing it from the place that they
32:20
32:20 got it.
32:20
32:20 >> This is another failure, dude. Keep
32:22
32:22 going. Keep going. All right.
32:24
32:24 >> This is the greatest thing I could have
32:26
32:26 come up with. All right. I'm borrowing
32:28
32:28 it from them and I'm going to give it
32:29
32:29 back to them with every intention when
32:31
32:31 we go back to Vegas cuz this came from
32:33
32:33 Vegas. It's being borrowed from Vegas.
32:35
32:35 Simple as that. Simple as that.
32:38
32:38 >> Now, this one was easier. The bot,
32:41
32:41 right? The bot could be [ __ ]
32:43
32:43 anything. I can show I have a thousand
32:44
32:44 things right here next to me and I can
32:46
32:46 show you. Uh, but I'm going to show you
32:48
32:48 one thing in particular that I thought
32:50
32:50 was pretty [ __ ] I guess cool. Uh, I
32:54
32:54 find it kind of funny though. Uh, this
32:56
32:56 Joshua I got at Omega Mart. This is a
33:02
33:02 tomato snail. So, he's in a little he's
33:06
33:06 in a little package here. I will open
33:07
33:07 him up so you can kind of see him. Um,
33:10
33:10 because it's pretty [ __ ] cool. So,
33:11
33:11 Omega Mart is like
33:14
33:14 it's an art installation at the very
33:17
33:17 minimum, but it is so [ __ ] cool. They
33:20
33:20 have so many like weird [ __ ] things
33:23
33:23 like this little guy here. So, here he
33:25
33:25 is. You kind of see he's a he's a
33:27
33:27 [ __ ] snail. I have a little top here.
33:30
33:30 He's a [ __ ] snail, bro.
33:31
33:31 >> Does is like a bottle opener? Like, what
33:33
33:33 does it take batteries? Like, what does
33:35
33:35 it do? Does it just hang out?
33:35
33:35 >> Put drugs in there if you want. I guess
33:37
33:37 >> candle candle if you want. Yeah, but
33:40
33:40 he's just he's just a [ __ ] cute
33:41
33:41 little snail. Yeah. So, I bought him.
33:43
33:43 >> Tomato snail.
33:44
33:44 >> Just a tomato snail. But he's so [ __ ]
33:47
33:47 adorable. He's going to go back here and
33:48
33:48 bring me nothing but joy. So, that's my
33:50
33:50 bot. All right.
33:51
33:51 >> Okay. All right.
33:53
33:53 >> Real fun. Real fun. And now
33:56
33:56 >> Sure seems like it. Jesus. All right.
33:58
33:58 Tomato snail.
33:59
33:59 >> Tomato snail, bro. Tomato snail.
34:02
34:02 >> Listen. Stolen. Stolen was bringing me
34:06
34:06 anxiety all throughout my trip. Okay.
34:09
34:09 Easy thing you can do. It's Vegas.
34:10
34:10 >> I tons of things to steal.
34:12
34:12 >> Don't steal, Josh. I'm a man of
34:14
34:14 character.
34:15
34:15 >> The only thing I steal are hearts.
34:17
34:17 >> So, there's that.
34:19
34:19 >> So,
34:20
34:20 >> stolen. I was racking my head around
34:23
34:23 what to steal. And I didn't I didn't
34:27
34:27 know what to do, buddy. I didn't know
34:28
34:28 what to do. So, before we even get to
34:32
34:32 any of that, I think we need to take a
34:33
34:33 break. I need to take a break. Let's
34:36
34:36 play the AI song, buddy. Um, I'm going
34:39
34:39 to stop sharing my screen here for just
34:41
34:41 a moment so we can get Joshua's AI song
34:43
34:43 going. Uh, do you want to tell the
34:44
34:44 people about this song, buddy?
34:46
34:46 >> Uh, you know, I'm still trying to wrap
34:48
34:48 my brain around this whole challenge
34:50
34:50 that you just laying down for us. But,
34:52
34:52 uh, yeah, man. This AI song, I I put
34:54
34:54 some effort into the lyrics. Uh, spent
34:56
34:56 some time really thinking this out. Uh,
34:58
34:58 this song is called Gravel in My Voice.
35:02
35:02 It's a dark blues kind of style. Um,
35:05
35:05 little bit of storytelling. It's just uh
35:07
35:07 it'll start slow, build up, but it's
35:10
35:10 classic Joshua feels and vibes and uh
35:13
35:13 just kind of, you know, where I come
35:15
35:15 from in most cases. So, uh I don't know,
35:18
35:18 man. Sit back, enjoy, and um hope you
35:20
35:20 like it.
35:21
35:21 >> All right, perfect. There you go,
35:23
35:23 everybody. Enjoy.
35:34
35:34 M
35:47
35:47 barefoot on the gravel. Bloody steps on
35:50
35:50 the road.
35:52
35:52 Crossing through a desert where no water
35:55
35:55 ever flow but the sea still splits open
35:59
35:59 when the shell can't hold. Truth grows
36:03
36:03 from the dirt, not the lies we were
36:06
36:06 told. Pages won't write themselves, so I
36:10
36:10 carve them in pain. My pen is the
36:12
36:12 weapon. My mind is the engine that
36:15
36:15 remains. You can poison my thoughts. Try
36:19
36:19 to steal what I create. But my soul
36:22
36:22 stays lit even when the world fills with
36:25
36:25 hate. Some days weigh heavy shadows
36:29
36:29 pressing in tight but pressure makes a
36:32
36:32 spark when you're starved of the light.
36:36
36:36 I walk through the silence where the
36:39
36:39 lost souls wrong. Still I car every
36:43
36:43 lesson like a map back home. I'm happy
36:47
36:47 in the rain. Even when the sun shines
36:50
36:50 brightest. Some days weigh HEAVY, SOME
36:53
36:53 NIGHTS TURN THE DARKEST. This beauty
36:56
36:56 being blind in the world so cold. I
37:01
37:01 don't need eyes to feel the kindness in
37:06
37:06 your soul.
37:15
37:15 Not every day should shine. out every
37:18
37:18 storm should face. Some lessons only
37:21
37:21 bloom in the shadows they may grow hides
37:26
37:26 in the quiet when the heartbeat slows in
37:30
37:30 the cracks of the spirit where the wild
37:33
37:33 wind blows. Two souls left to fade might
37:37
37:37 never cross paths but destinies a river
37:41
37:41 with the mind and a wrath. I stumbled
37:45
37:45 through silence, drowned out by the
37:48
37:48 noise. Still I rise every time with this
37:52
37:52 gravel in my voice. Let the rain fall
37:56
37:56 harder. Let the night run long. EVERY
37:59
37:59 SCAR MY SPIRIT is the start of a song.
38:03
38:03 You can steal what I carry. You can
38:06
38:06 break what I hold. But the fire in my
38:10
38:10 chest burns brighter than gold. I'm
38:14
38:14 happy in the rain. Even when the sun
38:17
38:17 shines brightest, some days weigh heavy,
38:21
38:21 some nights turn the darkest. There's
38:24
38:24 beauty being blind in a world so cold. I
38:28
38:28 DON'T NEED eyes to feel the kindness IN
38:34
38:34 YOUR SOUL.
38:44
38:44 OH,
38:52
38:52 the rain keep falling, but I walk
38:56
38:56 through slow. Every drop on my skin is a
38:60
38:60 truth. I know. I came up from the dirt
39:04
39:04 where the lost seeds grow
39:08
39:08 and I carry that fire
39:12
39:12 everywhere I go.
39:26
39:26 >> All right, buddy. Hot diggity dog, man.
39:28
39:28 I [ __ ] love that one. That was great.
39:31
39:31 really got a vibe to it, you know?
39:32
39:32 >> Nice [ __ ]
39:33
39:33 >> true uh true Joshua Spirit right there.
39:36
39:36 >> Yeah, man. Hell yeah. Um,
39:39
39:39 >> for the record, I feel like you're
39:40
39:40 [ __ ] on me for what I purchased. So,
39:42
39:42 can I just show you this thing, too,
39:43
39:43 that I also purchased cuz I think you'll
39:44
39:44 get a better kick out of this one. Check
39:46
39:46 this out, buddy. This is also something
39:48
39:48 I purchased. This is an alien, but it is
39:51
39:51 UV reactive.
39:52
39:52 >> This is an artwork, man. An original
39:54
39:54 piece of art that we got from a uh
39:57
39:57 [ __ ] um
39:59
39:59 >> what is the thing called? uh a vending
40:00
40:00 machine is a vending machine work of art
40:02
40:02 and uh here is uh the artist if you want
40:05
40:05 to get in touch with them.
40:06
40:06 >> All right, you just made up you made
40:08
40:08 point you made up made for the the your
40:10
40:10 snail [ __ ]
40:11
40:11 >> Thank you. May I continue my quest now?
40:14
40:14 >> Yeah, dude. Yeah.
40:16
40:16 >> All right, my challenge and share my
40:19
40:19 screen back with the people and for you
40:20
40:20 guys watching. That was an AI song
40:22
40:22 break. Congratulations. We made it
40:24
40:24 through that. So now let's head on back
40:26
40:26 to the map, buddy. Here's the map. And
40:29
40:29 now we're going to go to something
40:30
40:30 called food and stuff because in order
40:33
40:33 for you to understand the stolen, the
40:35
40:35 thing that I stole, we have to kind of
40:37
40:37 have a little journey, if you will. If
40:40
40:40 you're okay with that, buddy. Too bad
40:41
40:41 you're in. You got to.
40:43
40:43 >> So, here we go. Let's go over some of
40:45
40:45 the stuff. Now, I've ranked these things
40:46
40:46 from the least favorite thing of mine
40:48
40:48 that we did on the trip to the most
40:50
40:50 favorite thing of mine on the trip.
40:52
40:52 Okay.
40:53
40:53 >> Okay. Got it.
40:54
40:54 >> We're going to start here at the Atomic
40:55
40:55 Museum. Now, this is basically just
40:56
40:56 going to be a slideshow of pictures and
40:58
40:58 stuff. Sometimes there'll be a little
40:59
40:59 video here and there, uh, but we'll kind
41:00
41:00 of run through this pretty quickly. So,
41:02
41:02 the Atomic Museum, they had a bunch of
41:04
41:04 like artifacts and stuff from, uh,
41:06
41:06 different points in Las Vegas's history
41:07
41:07 when they tested nuclear bombs in Vegas,
41:10
41:10 which [ __ ] wild. All right, crazy. U,
41:15
41:15 this was a cool little postcard that I
41:16
41:16 saw. It says Pioneer Club, and you can
41:18
41:18 kind of see the explosion in the
41:19
41:19 background. That was an actual thing.
41:20
41:20 Like, they had areas in Vegas that the
41:23
41:23 hotels could see the testing sites. Now,
41:26
41:26 if that doesn't bring you worry, then I
41:29
41:29 don't know what will. Um, but buddy,
41:32
41:32 what I really loved about this place was
41:34
41:34 that they had a Fallout section uh from
41:37
41:37 the video game Fallout uh included in
41:40
41:40 this museum. So, this is kind of like
41:42
41:42 their their little introduction in the
41:44
41:44 first photo here. And then as you go
41:46
41:46 through, they had a pit boy. Like
41:48
41:48 [ __ ] amazing. If you guys know the
41:49
41:49 game Fallout, then this is a pit boy
41:51
41:51 that they created for this uh special
41:53
41:53 segment in the museum. And then uh there
41:56
41:56 was just a a vault dweller. Uh he kind
41:58
41:58 of looked like you. Uh you know, if you
42:00
42:00 kind of just like squinted your eyes a
42:02
42:02 little bit and I was like that kind of
42:03
42:03 reminds me of my buddy there. Uh but
42:05
42:05 that was really [ __ ] cool. And they
42:07
42:07 had this scary little dude here. Uh if
42:09
42:09 you know the game, these guys [ __ ]
42:10
42:10 beat the [ __ ] out of you if you're not
42:12
42:12 prepared. So uh overall, buddy, I would
42:15
42:15 say pass on this. Mainly because uh it
42:18
42:18 was a lot of propaganda. Uh, a lot of
42:22
42:22 American propaganda in this one, which I
42:24
42:24 feel like a lot of museums like this
42:25
42:25 are. Um, but this one in particular was
42:28
42:28 really really touting the the America is
42:31
42:31 stronger than any country in the world
42:34
42:34 kind of thing. So, I would say pass on
42:35
42:35 this. You don't really need to go. I've
42:37
42:37 shown you enough photos for the follow.
42:38
42:38 >> How much was that? Tell tell the
42:40
42:40 audience.
42:40
42:40 >> Oh, uh, it was like 60 bucks a person.
42:43
42:43 >> $60?
42:44
42:44 >> Yeah. Granted, I didn't pay for this, so
42:46
42:46 I didn't I was not the one who paid for
42:47
42:47 it. I'm pretty sure it was 60. Well, it
42:49
42:49 could have been 30. $60 whether you pay
42:51
42:51 for it or not. That's that's quite a you
42:53
42:53 know it's a drop coin. 60 bucks.
42:56
42:56 >> Yeah, dude.
42:57
42:57 >> [ __ ] insane.
42:57
42:57 >> Was it big? Like what was the scale of
42:60
42:60 this place real quick?
43:01
43:01 >> Um the scale would probably be uh how
43:05
43:05 >> the size of Hot Topic. You know what I'm
43:06
43:06 saying? Like
43:08
43:08 I would probably say it's like the size
43:10
43:10 of like a like a grocery store.
43:13
43:13 >> Okay. All right.
43:14
43:14 >> Yeah, cuz it was a pretty decent size.
43:16
43:16 Yeah, I would say. Yeah. About the
43:17
43:17 equivalent of a grocery store cuz it had
43:19
43:19 like back rooms and it had like a
43:21
43:21 theater area and had some like
43:22
43:22 >> some square footage. It's not just
43:24
43:24 square footage. Yeah. It wasn't just
43:25
43:25 like a room,
43:27
43:27 >> you know. Got it.
43:28
43:28 >> So, yeah,
43:30
43:30 >> definitely. Um, the next place on my
43:32
43:32 list here, this is the second thing that
43:33
43:33 we I thought it was just whatever. U
43:36
43:36 This was the Neon Museum, buddy. So, the
43:38
43:38 Neon Museum, you can see here, is
43:40
43:40 literally a bunch of old neon signs. Uh,
43:44
43:44 except for the one that I'm showing
43:45
43:45 currently. Uh the these ones that I'm
43:47
43:47 showing other than the duck, right? Uh
43:50
43:50 are from Tim Burton himself. Like he he
43:54
43:54 created these uh for one for the movie
43:58
43:58 uh Mars Attacks, which is uh that one at
44:00
44:00 the bottom there. And then the one above
44:02
44:02 it was specifically made for this
44:04
44:04 museum. Uh as well as the one I'm going
44:07
44:07 to show in a few of these next slides.
44:09
44:09 Uh but this was the hard rock guitar
44:10
44:10 buddy. uh lit up [ __ ] I think it was
44:14
44:14 close to like 25 feet high, 60 feet
44:18
44:18 high, I don't know. It was [ __ ] tall.
44:19
44:19 It was amazing. Um this was a cute
44:22
44:22 little milkman that again reminded me of
44:24
44:24 you. Uh cuz I know how much you love
44:25
44:25 milk. So there was that.
44:28
44:28 >> Uh and then this this [ __ ] So this
44:30
44:30 skull that I'm showing off right now uh
44:32
44:32 was [ __ ] huge, dude. Uh, I don't
44:35
44:35 really have a good perspective on it,
44:36
44:36 but it was probably, think of like a
44:38
44:38 monster truck uh, in the shape of a
44:41
44:41 skull. Like the size of a monster truck
44:42
44:42 in the shape of a skull. Like, it was
44:44
44:44 [ __ ] big and it was just laying there
44:46
44:46 on the floor and I'm pretty sure it was
44:47
44:47 from like uh, Treasure Island or
44:49
44:49 something like that. Some It had
44:50
44:50 something to do with Treasure Island if
44:52
44:52 I remember correctly. I mean, I don't
44:54
44:54 really remember anything.
44:54
44:54 >> There's probably that little sign right
44:56
44:56 there that's out of focus.
44:58
44:58 The whole story on it. Got it.
45:01
45:01 >> Okay. So Tim Burton also made this Lost
45:03
45:03 Vegas sign uh and donated it to the
45:06
45:06 museum as well, which I thought was
45:07
45:07 pretty [ __ ] cool. Like that was the
45:09
45:09 highlight.
45:10
45:10 >> What do you know?
45:12
45:12 >> That was the highlight of my adventure
45:13
45:13 here at the Neon Sign Museum. Um and
45:16
45:16 this little guy in the corner just was
45:18
45:18 [ __ ] cute. He's just like a I don't
45:19
45:19 know, a cockroach or some [ __ ] just
45:21
45:21 chilling. So uh I would definitely say
45:23
45:23 try this. This one I think was like 3540
45:28
45:28 bucks. Um, but I I have a bunch of
45:31
45:31 videos. I'm going to put together a
45:32
45:32 little short vlog and uh put it on the
45:35
45:35 site, but you can see a bunch of the
45:36
45:36 neon signs in those videos. Uh, it was
45:38
45:38 really cool, buddy. Like, if you if you
45:40
45:40 like looking at bright lights and being
45:42
45:42 pretty close to them, I highly recommend
45:44
45:44 it. Uh, and it's just fun for just like
45:46
45:46 a a one like a oneandone kind of thing.
45:49
45:49 Uh, but definitely go at night,
45:50
45:50 obviously. I mean, it sounds it sounds
45:52
45:52 obvious, right? But when we went, there
45:54
45:54 weren't that many people. And we went
45:56
45:56 like at 7 8:00 at night, and there
45:58
45:58 wasn't a lot of people. And you would
45:60
45:60 expect there to be more people at night,
46:01
46:01 but apparently a lot of people go during
46:04
46:04 the day. And it's like kind of losing
46:06
46:06 the point of the neon signs, so
46:10
46:10 >> do it at night.
46:10
46:10 >> It's a lot of fun.
46:12
46:12 >> How much was that?
46:13
46:13 >> It was like 35 45 bucks, something like
46:16
46:16 that.
46:16
46:16 >> Okay. All right. No, this is this is
46:18
46:18 important. I mean, if we're going to go,
46:19
46:19 we need to know how much we're actually
46:20
46:20 paying for these.
46:21
46:21 >> Yeah. And uh prices are subject to
46:23
46:23 change or uh subject to me not subject
46:26
46:26 to change day or night. So if you if you
46:28
46:28 wouldn't sell the neons at in the
46:30
46:30 daytime it's probably cheaper, right?
46:33
46:33 So if you go at night electricity [ __ ]
46:35
46:35 costs money. So yeah, pay the extra
46:38
46:38 money if there is a difference to go at
46:39
46:39 night.
46:40
46:40 >> Yeah, for sure. For sure. Uh the next
46:42
46:42 one is a staple of Las Vegas. This is
46:44
46:44 the Bellagio Conservatory and the
46:46
46:46 Botanical Gardens. Um Joshua, this this
46:49
46:49 was set for springtime, which is by far
46:53
46:53 the best time for this uh conservatory
46:57
46:57 because they have nothing but beautiful
46:59
46:59 wild flowers, uh beautiful designs. Um I
47:04
47:04 I loved this place and I loved just
47:06
47:06 being there and the atmosphere that it
47:08
47:08 provided was amazing and it smelled
47:11
47:11 really really good cuz they were all
47:12
47:12 just real flowers. So definitely if
47:15
47:15 you're going there during springtime,
47:17
47:17 please, for the love of God, go check
47:19
47:19 this place out because it is awesome.
47:22
47:22 And I know Joshua, you've been inside
47:23
47:23 there uh when it wasn't the springtime,
47:25
47:25 but there were still a bunch of flowers.
47:27
47:27 Um and I I think you would probably
47:28
47:28 recommend it, too. Correct.
47:30
47:30 >> And that's free, so yes, I would
47:31
47:31 recommend. Anything free, I would
47:32
47:32 recommend.
47:33
47:33 >> Definitely free. All right. Uh this taco
47:37
47:37 place, buddy. I only have one picture of
47:38
47:38 this taco place, but it was [ __ ]
47:39
47:39 good. This was located in the Horseshoe.
47:42
47:42 And uh if you like tacos Elgordo, I'm
47:46
47:46 going on record here saying I don't
47:48
47:48 really care for tacos Elgoro. They're
47:49
47:49 fine.
47:50
47:50 >> Say that. Don't
47:52
47:52 say that. Why are you going to do
47:55
47:55 care for them? It's
47:56
47:56 >> We go there every time we go.
47:57
47:57 >> No, I don't.
47:58
47:58 >> That is a lie. And you know it last time
48:01
48:01 together. We're talking about
48:02
48:02 >> We did go there last time and I thought
48:03
48:03 they were just okay. I thought they were
48:05
48:05 fine.
48:06
48:06 >> These tacos are delicious. I would say
48:09
48:09 damn near rival tacos. El Gordo and
48:13
48:13 they're located in the middle of the
48:14
48:14 strip at the Horseshoe. Like if you want
48:18
48:18 tacos in the middle of the strip, go to
48:20
48:20 this [ __ ] place, dude. Tacos are $4 a
48:23
48:23 taco, which is about average for most
48:25
48:25 places. Four to five bucks. And you can
48:28
48:28 see the [ __ ] tacos are amazing. If
48:30
48:30 you go there on the weekend, uh they do
48:32
48:32 the BDN queso tacos and they're so
48:35
48:35 [ __ ] good, buddy. I wish you were
48:37
48:37 there to join me and have a few of these
48:38
48:38 beautiful tacos. and their salsas are
48:40
48:40 [ __ ] spicy. So, be careful with that.
48:43
48:43 I learned that the hard way and then I
48:45
48:45 learned it even harder in the morning.
48:47
48:47 So, just caution on that one.
48:49
48:49 >> So, save your money for the Uber for the
48:51
48:51 Los and just eat there at the It's right
48:54
48:54 there on the strip is what you're
48:55
48:55 saying.
48:56
48:56 >> So, more money for tacos, less on
48:58
48:58 travel. Got it.
49:00
49:00 >> Yeah. If you're if you're by strip, and
49:02
49:02 this is why I suggest it because it's
49:03
49:03 right there. It's literally right there
49:05
49:05 in the middle of the strip. But if
49:06
49:06 you're further uh what is that? south
49:08
49:08 north of I don't know whatever where
49:10
49:10 whatever way Tacos or Gorger is do it
49:13
49:13 have that right because you're closer
49:14
49:14 that way but if you're right in the
49:15
49:15 middle of strip definitely give them a
49:17
49:17 try because it is worth it beautiful
49:20
49:20 >> yeah try both is what I'm going to say
49:22
49:22 >> yeah try both and then uh you know make
49:24
49:24 your own judgment right so now we're
49:27
49:27 getting closer we're getting closer to
49:28
49:28 the end here we're in the mob museum
49:32
49:32 buddy the mob museum was amazing let me
49:37
49:37 start you off with this photo here,
49:38
49:38 buddy. These were like character slot
49:42
49:42 machines that I had never seen before
49:44
49:44 and they are so once I saw these the
49:47
49:47 first time here at the museum, I went
49:50
49:50 outside into downtown Vegas because this
49:51
49:51 is in downtown Vegas. Uh, and I saw a
49:54
49:54 whole bunch of them like as I was just
49:56
49:56 passing through like different shops and
49:57
49:57 things and they're so [ __ ] cool.
49:59
49:59 They're just basically slot machines
50:01
50:01 with like personalities, right? And so
50:03
50:03 you can see here there's like a uh the
50:05
50:05 smoker guy and then there's like a I
50:07
50:07 don't know a cowboy I guess you could
50:08
50:08 say. So um buddy if we ever get
50:11
50:11 disposable income from this podcast I
50:13
50:13 want to make us both um slot machines in
50:16
50:16 the like in our personas. So that'd be
50:20
50:20 kind of fun.
50:20
50:20 >> Wait, we did have we did have disposable
50:22
50:22 income and you spent all $100 on the one
50:24
50:24 machine you went to. What are you
50:25
50:25 talking about?
50:26
50:26 >> Yeah, about that about that.
50:27
50:27 >> I did have that.
50:28
50:28 >> I had I thought I was I thought I was
50:30
50:30 making a good investment. All right. I
50:32
50:32 thought I was making a good investment.
50:34
50:34 Uh, clearly Vegas said no. So, I don't
50:37
50:37 know what you want from me. Uh, but
50:39
50:39 Josh, do you know about the St.
50:40
50:40 Valentine's Day Massacre?
50:43
50:43 >> Oh, jeez. This sounds incredibly bad.
50:45
50:45 Um, no, I don't.
50:46
50:46 >> It was a bunch of mobsters got killed u
50:50
50:50 unarmed by fake cops. So, it's crazy.
50:54
50:54 They had the actual wall
50:56
50:56 >> uh that they were shot against. So,
50:58
50:58 there's a whole [ __ ] story to it. But
50:59
50:59 I'm not going to do it any justice here
51:01
51:01 trying to explain it, but just got to
51:02
51:02 know a bunch of people got shot and uh
51:04
51:04 they [ __ ] it was terrible. It was
51:06
51:06 horrible.
51:06
51:06 >> But you did say fake cops, right? They
51:08
51:08 were not real cops got shot by.
51:10
51:10 >> They got tricked by fake cops and then
51:14
51:14 they were basically asked to put their
51:18
51:18 hands on the wall and uh the people who
51:21
51:21 did the shooting came up from like the
51:23
51:23 fake cops and shot all of them. So, were
51:26
51:26 the fake cops rival mob people or were
51:29
51:29 they
51:29
51:29 >> It was a rival mob for sure.
51:30
51:30 >> Rival. Okay, cool. All right. I just
51:32
51:32 need to know a little bit of history
51:33
51:33 before I just
51:34
51:34 >> Yeah, you trying to pull history out of
51:36
51:36 me is is going to be very difficult
51:37
51:37 because
51:38
51:38 >> a lot of these moments that I had were
51:40
51:40 not under uh
51:44
51:44 >> I was not sober. Let me put it that way.
51:46
51:46 >> The air was thin in your brain at those
51:48
51:48 moment.
51:48
51:48 >> The air was thin in my brain for sure.
51:51
51:51 >> We're not thinking clearly. It's fine.
51:53
51:53 But this is really cool, man. They had a
51:55
51:55 an extensive history of mob and
52:00
52:00 like the mobs and just like everything
52:03
52:03 that kind of led up to that whole era
52:05
52:05 and like prohibition and [ __ ] like
52:09
52:09 the way that they kind of operated and
52:11
52:11 like their day-to-day lives and [ __ ]
52:12
52:12 like that. Um, what I didn't have
52:14
52:14 pictured on here, which I kind of just
52:16
52:16 remembered now, is they actually had a
52:18
52:18 former mob uh, associate
52:22
52:22 giving a lecture that we got to sit in
52:24
52:24 on. And he talked about his entire life
52:26
52:26 and like the stories that he was telling
52:28
52:28 about his like father killing people and
52:30
52:30 then his uncle killing people and then
52:32
52:32 him like him and his father having this
52:34
52:34 whole life of like fighting whether or
52:37
52:37 not he was going to join the mob and
52:38
52:38 like do things outside of it or if he
52:41
52:41 was you know if he wanted to be a part
52:43
52:43 of that life and just like his
52:45
52:45 storytelling was amazing.
52:47
52:47 So shout out to him. Don't remember his
52:49
52:49 [ __ ] name because again the air was
52:51
52:51 thin. Uh but just him telling us his
52:53
52:53 story and like going through life and
52:55
52:55 being in prison and like having to like
52:58
52:58 fight off his dad basically because he
53:00
53:00 kind of turned
53:02
53:02 crazy essentially. Um was amazing. So
53:06
53:06 highly a big shout out to that guy
53:09
53:09 >> recommending. Got it.
53:10
53:10 >> Yeah. And uh speaking of prohibition
53:13
53:13 Joshua underneath the mob museum because
53:15
53:15 it's stories, right? It's like three,
53:17
53:17 four stories, but in the basement they
53:20
53:20 have an actual distillery that they make
53:24
53:24 moonshine, buddy. They make their own
53:26
53:26 moonshine, which is [ __ ] wild. Um,
53:30
53:30 and we got to we actually got the
53:32
53:32 upgraded ticket so that we could do a
53:34
53:34 little tasting of their moonshine. Uh,
53:36
53:36 and it was good. I I personally am not
53:39
53:39 the biggest fan of moonshine uh because
53:41
53:41 I don't like the taste of the corn uh
53:43
53:43 when it comes to making moonshine like
53:44
53:44 that. They used corn and it it was
53:48
53:48 better than I expected and I was very
53:50
53:50 happy that we did it. But the gentleman
53:52
53:52 on the right hand side of this picture
53:53
53:53 right here was awesome. He was our
53:55
53:55 basically our our tour guide for the
53:57
53:57 drinking and he gave us a full-on
53:60
53:60 history of like how distilleries came to
54:02
54:02 be, what happened during Prohibition, uh
54:05
54:05 how they make their in-house moonshine.
54:08
54:08 Like he gave us like like if you were
54:10
54:10 writing all this stuff down, buddy, we
54:12
54:12 could probably make moonshine together.
54:14
54:14 Like that's how in-depth he went and it
54:16
54:16 was amazing. So shout out to him. Uh and
54:19
54:19 shout out to this [ __ ] distillery
54:21
54:21 right here. So there's the way it kind
54:23
54:23 of breaks down is there's two rooms,
54:24
54:24 right? So on the right hand side is the
54:27
54:27 distillery and this little event area.
54:29
54:29 >> On the left hand side is their speak
54:32
54:32 easy. And their speak easy buddy was
54:34
54:34 pretty [ __ ] cool. So it's a longass
54:37
54:37 bar. There's a bunch of tables behind
54:39
54:39 me. I'm sitting at the bar obviously. Uh
54:41
54:41 there is a glass topper and underneath
54:45
54:45 that glass topper uh was a Ouija board
54:48
54:48 where we were sitting at. So that was
54:49
54:49 pretty cool. But the way that they do
54:52
54:52 their drinks for most of them, not all
54:54
54:54 of them, but most is they give you your
54:57
54:57 pre-made drink in a little flask inside
54:60
55:00 of a book, right? Because the whole
55:02
55:02 theme is that it's like it's prohibition
55:04
55:04 and so you shouldn't be drinking, right?
55:06
55:06 So it's supposed to be hidden. It's a
55:07
55:07 speak easy, obviously. And so they put
55:09
55:09 it in a book and then they give it to
55:10
55:10 you and they they they're really fun
55:13
55:13 with it. They go, "Uh, enjoy your light
55:15
55:15 reading, right?" And then you open up
55:16
55:16 the book and there's your cocktail, you
55:18
55:18 know? So, I thought that was [ __ ] an
55:20
55:20 amazing. Uh, I will say this because it
55:24
55:24 was an experience that we had. Uh, they
55:27
55:27 were going through uh what seemed like a
55:31
55:31 corporate event where they had their CEO
55:35
55:35 uh in the speak easy. So they were on
55:38
55:38 panic mode and unfortunately the service
55:41
55:41 kind of [ __ ] tanked. So we got there
55:43
55:43 before that was even happening, right?
55:45
55:45 And then as we had our first drink, you
55:47
55:47 could see something was going on, right?
55:49
55:49 Something was like there was a little
55:50
55:50 hustle and bustle. You saw some people
55:52
55:52 in suits, right? And then the tension
55:54
55:54 kind of started to come in with them. Uh
55:56
55:56 the people behind the bar and like the
55:58
55:58 people in the kitchen. And then as we
56:00
56:00 finished our first drinks and we were
56:02
56:02 waiting for our second drinks, uh, a
56:04
56:04 whole mess of people came into the bar
56:07
56:07 and you could tell that they were they
56:09
56:09 were some like snoody people, right? And
56:13
56:13 then the whole bar just kind of took a
56:15
56:15 dip, right? So, we sat there for a good
56:17
56:17 30, 40 minutes uh waiting to get a
56:20
56:20 drink. And then finally, we got a drink
56:22
56:22 and then it took another 30, 40 minutes
56:24
56:24 to close out our tab. And the poor
56:27
56:27 friends that we had that were sitting
56:28
56:28 next to us, they were waiting even
56:30
56:30 longer to get their first drink and to
56:32
56:32 get their first set of like food. And it
56:34
56:34 was it was insane. And then after the
56:37
56:37 dust had settled and then like they got
56:39
56:39 the party all situated. Uh because while
56:41
56:41 we were waiting they were making all
56:43
56:43 these drinks and preparing all this food
56:45
56:45 for the party, right? For these CEOs,
56:47
56:47 these head honchos, right? And I was
56:49
56:49 talking to the old lady and I was like,
56:51
56:51 you would think as like a CEO, you would
56:54
56:54 probably want the people in the speak
56:56
56:56 easy to have a better experience uh
56:59
56:59 instead of trying to cater towards you.
57:02
57:02 And we were just going back and forth on
57:05
57:05 this. But after the dust had settled, we
57:08
57:08 were talking to the bartender and she
57:10
57:10 was the one who was like, "Yeah, those
57:11
57:11 are our CEOs in there and so everybody's
57:13
57:13 kind of on edge right now." And she's
57:15
57:15 like, "I'm so sorry about the service."
57:16
57:16 And she was very apologetic and she was
57:17
57:17 very very nice. And we we both looked at
57:20
57:20 her and uh the old lady and I both
57:22
57:22 looked at her and we were just like,
57:23
57:23 "Listen, we're so [ __ ] sorry. Like we
57:26
57:26 understand that pressure and we
57:28
57:28 completely get it. Like good luck, you
57:31
57:31 know?" And so wonderful time overall.
57:34
57:34 Highly recommend it. And the last thing
57:37
57:37 in this uh mob museum Joshua was the
57:39
57:39 Pulp Fiction uh worn suits. So they had
57:44
57:44 in their gifts shop uh the actors suits
57:47
57:47 that they wore in Pulp Fiction. I
57:48
57:48 thought that was [ __ ] random and
57:50
57:50 cool. So there you go. Definitely worth
57:53
57:53 a try if you are into history uh or if
57:56
57:56 you just want to go to a fun little
57:58
57:58 speak easy. So very very fun. And
58:02
58:02 Joshua, I'm getting closer to the end
58:03
58:03 here. This is Omegle Mart. And uh I'm
58:07
58:07 going to go through some pictures here.
58:08
58:08 So this is the outside of it. So Joshua,
58:10
58:10 I don't know if you can see uh but there
58:12
58:12 is a giant robot just laying on the
58:15
58:15 floor there being cute and cuddly. He's
58:17
58:17 just amazing, right? He's full metal and
58:19
58:19 he's awesome. Uh the building in the
58:21
58:21 background is where we're going. Excuse
58:23
58:23 me.
58:25
58:25 So prepare yourself for that. Uh, and
58:26
58:26 then next to him was this little guy,
58:28
58:28 another robot. Just a bunch of robots
58:31
58:31 out there doing robot things, just being
58:33
58:33 cool. So, Area 15 is supposed to be this
58:38
58:38 center for like art installments and
58:40
58:40 just like really cool interactive things
58:42
58:42 that you can do. Um, with one of them
58:45
58:45 being Omega Mart, which as we get into
58:48
58:48 it is really hard to explain without you
58:51
58:51 going into it. So, it starts off as like
58:54
58:54 a grocery store with weird knickknacks
58:56
58:56 like this, right? The tomato snail. And
58:60
58:60 as you go further into the store, and by
59:03
59:03 further in, I mean you're going through
59:06
59:06 like hidden passages. You're going
59:08
59:08 through like behind freezer doors.
59:10
59:10 You're you are uncovering a story uh
59:14
59:14 throughout this whole thing about trying
59:16
59:16 to figure out what this market is. And
59:19
59:19 it the old lady and I spent about four
59:22
59:22 good hours in there uncovering all the
59:24
59:24 story, getting all the plot points,
59:26
59:26 figuring it all out. And along the way,
59:29
59:29 they have all these little art
59:30
59:30 installations. And I I had I could not
59:32
59:32 take as many pictures as I would have
59:33
59:33 liked to. So these are from the old
59:35
59:35 lady, but she took a lot of these cool
59:37
59:37 uh installations. So these are like
59:39
59:39 miniatures that they had kind of like
59:40
59:40 throughout the whole exhibit. And u
59:43
59:43 they're really [ __ ] interesting to
59:44
59:44 look at. And so it's very hard to
59:47
59:47 explain what it is. And I'm not going to
59:49
59:49 spoil it for those of you who want to
59:50
59:50 go, but it is definitely definitely
59:53
59:53 worth like the trip. And Josh,
59:56
59:56 >> the spray bottle right there.
59:58
59:58 >> Oh, I'm going to get into that. I'm
59:59
59:59 going to get into that. So that
60:01
60:01 >> at the very end. So this is where I
60:03
60:03 [ __ ] up. So we did VIP for this
60:05
60:05 because I didn't want to wait in the
60:06
60:06 line and also because you got a free
60:08
60:08 drink at this bar if you give them your
60:12
60:12 drink ticket. Problem is they're sneaky.
60:15
60:15 So keep this. This is pro tip. Uh there
60:17
60:17 is a bar inside of the actual like march
60:21
60:21 as you get further in there that you can
60:23
60:23 use your drink ticket at. Do not do
60:25
60:25 that. Do not use your drink ticket at
60:26
60:26 that sad little bar. Go to the back of
60:30
60:30 the opening mart and go to this data
60:33
60:33 bar. Um and use your drink ticket there
60:36
60:36 because those drinks, these drinks in
60:38
60:38 front of us are so much better. So
60:40
60:40 Joshua, the one to the right hand side
60:43
60:43 is the old-fashioned and the one to the
60:46
60:46 left was like their uh pear margarita or
60:49
60:49 something like that. I honestly I can't
60:50
60:50 remember, but that spray bottle in the
60:52
60:52 background, buddy. That is just 100% uh
60:56
60:56 more whiskey. So what they do is a
60:58
60:58 little presentation and they'll make you
61:00
61:00 your drink and then they take that spray
61:02
61:02 bottle and they spray it into the actual
61:04
61:04 drink. Uh and it's it's basically just
61:06
61:06 whiskey. It's just for fun. Uh, but the
61:08
61:08 bottle is really cute. So, that's what
61:10
61:10 that is. And, um, these were our second
61:13
61:13 drinks that we had here. Uh, just very,
61:16
61:16 very good crafted drinks. Uh, pretty
61:20
61:20 strong and they tasted really, really
61:22
61:22 good. And I don't know if you can tell,
61:24
61:24 buddy, but in the background of this
61:25
61:25 shot, uh, is the market. You can see
61:28
61:28 it's fluorescent lights. It looks like a
61:30
61:30 grocery store and it's pretty [ __ ]
61:32
61:32 cool. Uh, so let me play one of these
61:34
61:34 videos for you. I don't remember which
61:35
61:35 one is which. Oh, yeah. But you can see
61:37
61:37 here, this is kind of like um
61:40
61:40 uh the background of the bar that we had
61:43
61:43 here. It's just like it looks like a
61:44
61:44 beating heart, but this is kind of like
61:45
61:45 the art style that they had here, which
61:48
61:48 was really [ __ ] interesting. Um
61:52
61:52 and then this one here
61:56
61:56 is a a cute little uh cute little to-go
61:59
61:59 drink. And Joshua, I think we need these
62:01
62:01 in our life here.
62:04
62:04 >> She's making my drink. Check this [ __ ]
62:06
62:06 out. Look at this, buddy. Look at this.
62:10
62:10 It's just a beautiful [ __ ] bubble,
62:13
62:13 dude. And that drink, buddy. That drink
62:15
62:15 was so [ __ ] good. Like, I can't even
62:19
62:19 express to you how much I loved it. It
62:22
62:22 was just sweet and tart and just overall
62:24
62:24 a good time. So, Omega Mart is on my
62:27
62:27 list of things to do and I'm going to
62:28
62:28 take you there so that you can enjoy
62:30
62:30 what I enjoyed there as well, buddy.
62:33
62:33 >> Okay. So, definitely a try for me. I'm
62:36
62:36 getting down to the last few ones here.
62:37
62:37 This is I'm kind of going to blow
62:39
62:39 through these ones cuz I know running
62:40
62:40 kind of long on this one. Uh, but the
62:42
62:42 Golden Tiki Bar, this was the first ever
62:43
62:43 tiki bar that I went to in Vegas. Uh,
62:46
62:46 this is a 24-hour tiki bar, buddy. And
62:48
62:48 let me tell you that the drinks,
62:52
62:52 chef's [ __ ] kiss, my dude. They were
62:55
62:55 delicious. They were strong. We had a
62:57
62:57 bunch of food here. Um, there is a Dole
63:01
63:01 Whip that they have that is spiked and
63:03
63:03 it was [ __ ] good from what they tell
63:06
63:06 me. I did not try it. Um, unfortunately
63:08
63:08 I should have but I did not. Uh, and
63:12
63:12 they had they had us sitting in the back
63:14
63:14 of the uh the section cuz it's like one
63:16
63:16 long you walk in and it's a giant bar
63:18
63:18 and then they have a few different side
63:20
63:20 rooms and the side room that we were in
63:21
63:21 was the pirates room. Uh, but they had
63:24
63:24 this funny uh Mickey Mouse uh Disney
63:28
63:28 adult uh in a cage and I thought you
63:30
63:30 would get a kick out of that one. So,
63:31
63:31 there he is. So, you can pretend that's
63:32
63:32 me, buddy. And then also along the walls
63:36
63:36 in this room were a bunch of shrunken
63:38
63:38 heads and I didn't really get a good
63:41
63:41 shot of it, but each head has a name.
63:43
63:43 Uh, and some of them are kind of funny.
63:45
63:45 Like we saw one that said Walt Disney on
63:47
63:47 it and it was a shrunken head that
63:48
63:48 looked like Walt Disney and I thought
63:50
63:50 that was pretty funny. Um, but there's a
63:52
63:52 there's our drinks here. Beautiful
63:54
63:54 drinks. My tie was [ __ ] delicious.
63:56
63:56 And then this video is just of uh just
63:59
63:59 the little atmosphere there. Let's check
64:00
64:00 it out. It's just a nice tiki bar and
64:05
64:05 very very fun. Think Trader Sam's except
64:07
64:07 more adult. So like they had the
64:09
64:09 animatronics up there that were just
64:10
64:10 like saying real runchy things and like
64:14
64:14 it was quite enjoyable. This again,
64:16
64:16 buddy, is going to be one that I put on
64:17
64:17 the list for us to go and try together
64:19
64:19 cuz I think you'll get a [ __ ] kick
64:21
64:21 out of it.
64:23
64:23 There's that. Down to my last two,
64:25
64:25 buddy. So, this one is Skyfall. Uh, this
64:29
64:29 is a panoramic bar and lounge, my dude.
64:32
64:32 Uh, so this was the view from the 65th
64:36
64:36 floor in the W, uh, as they say, but it
64:40
64:40 was more like the Mandalay Bay, but it
64:43
64:43 was technically the W Hotel. So, that's
64:45
64:45 the view. Very, very beautiful view. Uh,
64:48
64:48 and this was the view from the bathroom,
64:50
64:50 buddy. Uh, yes, it's very dark.
64:53
64:53 Obviously, it's a [ __ ] bathroom. Uh,
64:54
64:54 but the view from the bathroom was
64:56
64:56 amazing. It's literally just a glass
64:59
64:59 wall in front of you. And then the
65:01
65:01 urinal. Can I one second on the urinal
65:03
65:03 thing real quick? Uh, the urinal in this
65:04
65:04 place,
65:05
65:05 >> pictures in the bathroom. Now, we're
65:06
65:06 we're we're taking we're looking at
65:08
65:08 every angle of Vegas right here.
65:11
65:11 >> The urinal in this bathroom, Joshua, was
65:13
65:13 terrible. Uh, it was really low to the
65:16
65:16 ground and so it's dark in there
65:17
65:17 obviously and I was having trouble
65:20
65:20 peeing into the urinal. Uh, and I'm
65:22
65:22 pretty sure I pissed all over the floor
65:24
65:24 in this place because it was like I I
65:27
65:27 can't describe it to you unless you see
65:28
65:28 it. Uh, but I don't have a picture of
65:31
65:31 that so I can't I can't show you. Uh,
65:33
65:33 but it was just very low to the ground
65:35
65:35 and just oddly shaped. So, I'm pretty
65:36
65:36 sure my piss is all over that urinal and
65:39
65:39 floor. So, there's that. Uh, and then
65:42
65:42 let me show you uh the kind of view that
65:44
65:44 I had here. So, check this [ __ ] out,
65:46
65:46 dude. Look at this. Look at that
65:48
65:48 breathtaking view that you were not
65:49
65:49 there with me for.
65:51
65:51 >> That's a great view. I'm not going to
65:52
65:52 lie.
65:54
65:54 >> Beautiful. Um,
65:55
65:55 >> it's a good view.
65:56
65:56 >> This view is probably the best rooftop
65:59
65:59 bar view cuz I believe it's the only one
66:02
66:02 that is that high up and also allows you
66:05
66:05 to go outside. So, that is [ __ ] cool.
66:09
66:09 And I have one last video for everybody
66:10
66:10 here on the Skyfall one. Uh just pay
66:12
66:12 attention to uh to this one and the
66:15
66:15 audio for you.
66:21
66:21 >> [ __ ] you, Joshua.
66:25
66:25 >> It's kind of It's kind of rude
66:28
66:28 considering I'm not there to enjoy.
66:29
66:29 >> Uh also I want to point out I did take a
66:31
66:31 shot of my uh of my drink on this one.
66:34
66:34 So you can see my drink right there. So
66:36
66:36 that's what I was drinking. uh here at
66:38
66:38 the Mandalay Bay. So, that was really
66:40
66:40 [ ] good. Uh but also, [ ] you,
66:42
66:42 Joshua, for not being there. I
66:43
66:43 appreciate that.
66:46
66:46 All right. Now, definitely a try. Give
66:49
66:49 it a shot. Uh drinks, obviously, you're
66:51
66:51 on the strip. It was pretty pricey.
66:52
66:52 They're like $22 a drink. Um but rooftop
66:56
66:56 bar, [ __ ] amazing. You saw the view.
66:58
66:58 It's awesome. Joshua, finally, the last
67:02
67:02 thing.
67:03
67:03 Oscars' Steakhouse, buddy. Oscars'
67:06
67:06 Steakhouse was the top thing for me that
67:10
67:10 I did at Vegas. This place is in
67:13
67:13 downtown Vegas. It was featured in the
67:15
67:15 movie Casino with uh Danny I was going
67:19
67:19 to say Danny Dairo.
67:23
67:23 Wait, I think that is who it was.
67:25
67:25 >> Is it Danny Dairo?
67:27
67:27 >> I can't remember. Jesus. Anyways, it was
67:28
67:28 in casino and um
67:32
67:32 sorry,
67:36
67:36 >> this was the view from our seat here.
67:39
67:39 So, this is outlooking downtown. Uh so
67:43
67:43 [ __ ] beautiful, dude. Uh we got there
67:46
67:46 around 6:30, 7:00 and uh these were our
67:50
67:50 our little bourbon smashes that we had.
67:52
67:52 Uh drinks were incredible. The
67:56
67:56 atmosphere was great. The service was
67:58
67:58 amazing. Outstanding. You know, I'll
67:59
67:59 always pay money for good service and a
68:01
68:01 good drink. But Joshua, the highlight of
68:04
68:04 this [ __ ] place, buddy. The
68:05
68:05 highlight was this right here, buddy.
68:09
68:09 This 50,000 course meal that I have here
68:13
68:13 was sensational, buddy. Sensational. So,
68:19
68:19 we have a tomahawk steak bone in. Uh, it
68:22
68:22 was cooked. I think I asked for medium
68:24
68:24 because I I kind of expected them to
68:26
68:26 kind of go like some of it's going to be
68:27
68:27 a little bit more on the medium rare.
68:29
68:29 And so that's what I pictured. And it it
68:30
68:30 was exactly what I thought it was going
68:32
68:32 to be. So it was [ __ ] outstanding.
68:34
68:34 Uh, mashed potatoes on the top up there.
68:36
68:36 We had sauteed mushrooms and then a
68:39
68:39 macaroni and cheese. Honestly, skip the
68:40
68:40 macaroni and cheese. Wasn't that good.
68:42
68:42 But everything else was amazing. Joshua,
68:46
68:46 I wish I could feed you this steak from
68:49
68:49 this photo because I think you
68:52
68:52 out of everybody appreciates a good
68:55
68:55 steak. And this steak, Joshua, I I kid
68:57
68:57 you not, probably one of my top five
69:00
69:00 steaks, if not the best steak I've had
69:03
69:03 in my current little life. Right. That
69:06
69:06 steak, Joshua, was so [ __ ] good. It
69:09
69:09 was $165,
69:11
69:11 >> but
69:12
69:12 >> it's it was shared between the old lady
69:15
69:15 and I. And we were so [ __ ] full. We
69:18
69:18 barely finished the steak. We finished
69:21
69:21 the mashed potatoes and the mushrooms
69:24
69:24 and we were [ __ ] done. You had to
69:26
69:26 roll our asses out of there. It was so
69:29
69:29 good, buddy. I cannot overstate this
69:31
69:31 enough. If you guys are looking for a
69:33
69:33 very cost-effective steak dinner, go to
69:36
69:36 Oscars. the it you can't beat it. You
69:39
69:39 can't [ __ ] beat it, dude. Like, yeah,
69:40
69:40 160 bucks is expensive, but for that
69:42
69:42 same steak on the strip in the middle of
69:45
69:45 the strip, it'll probably be like 260.
69:47
69:47 Easy. Easy. 260. So,
69:51
69:51 >> wow.
69:51
69:51 >> There you go, buddy. Definitely a try
69:53
69:53 it.
69:54
69:54 >> Definitely a try.
69:55
69:55 >> So, now all of that to say,
69:60
69:60 let's talk about what was stolen, buddy.
70:04
70:04 What did I steal from Las Vegas? Joshua,
70:09
70:09 listen. I think I think when I present
70:12
70:12 this to you, I think I have to win this
70:15
70:15 challenge. All right. Yeah, maybe my
70:17
70:17 borrowed item wasn't the best, right?
70:18
70:18 And I could have taken a [ __ ] poker
70:20
70:20 chip and been like, "Oh, this is I
70:22
70:22 borrowed the poker chip, blah, blah,
70:23
70:23 blah." Right? But buddy, what I stole
70:27
70:27 from Vegas was this,
70:32
70:32 Joshua. I stole this dessert. It was not
70:36
70:36 the old lady and I's anniversary at all.
70:39
70:39 Not even close. And we said that it was
70:42
70:42 our anniversary. And they brought us out
70:44
70:44 this beautiful anniversary moose. Buddy,
70:49
70:49 this was a stolen dessert. And I think I
70:53
70:53 think that's clever enough to say that I
70:57
70:57 completed this challenge. Challenge
70:59
70:59 number three. What do you think, buddy?
71:00
71:00 What do you think? I stole that [ __ ]
71:02
71:02 buddy. That's I literally stole it.
71:04
71:04 >> I don't I don't want to be somebody who
71:06
71:06 has like hard lines on rules cuz I tend
71:08
71:08 to break rules all the time
71:10
71:10 >> and you tried so hard and you were a
71:12
71:12 little clever with it. I I I might just
71:14
71:14 have to bend a little bit, you know, to
71:18
71:18 the fact that you had to lie to steal
71:20
71:20 something like you're already doing it's
71:22
71:22 like a double negative. Like you're just
71:23
71:23 doing all bad stuff.
71:25
71:25 >> Um,
71:28
71:28 sure. Sure. I mean,
71:29
71:29 >> all right. We take it. Hey, we take the
71:31
71:31 wins, baby. We take the wins. There we
71:34
71:34 go. I passed it. I passed it.
71:36
71:36 >> I like how you're grading your own test.
71:39
71:39 This is stupid.
71:41
71:41 >> Listen, this is the last slide and then
71:43
71:43 we can go on to some fun finds and we
71:45
71:45 can end this episode, right? Uh, but
71:46
71:46 Joshua,
71:47
71:47 >> um, I had a side challenge on this one
71:50
71:50 for myself and I threw into chat. I was
71:54
71:54 like, "Hey, Chad, I'm going on a trip to
71:56
71:56 Vegas. I want you to make my outfits.
71:59
71:59 like this is kind of the things I'm
71:60
71:60 thinking about. Can you put me in some
72:02
72:02 stuff? Right. So, I bought three hats
72:06
72:06 that I really, really liked and I told
72:08
72:08 Chad to use the hats to match the fits.
72:10
72:10 Right. So, I'm going to show you some of
72:12
72:12 the fits, Joshua, and you tell me if it
72:14
72:14 was good or mid. All right. So, here you
72:16
72:16 go. Number one. How do you feel about
72:18
72:18 this?
72:19
72:19 >> It's it's it's kind of stock.
72:22
72:22 >> You know, that's You'll see that on
72:24
72:24 every mannequin and every Macy's or J C
72:26
72:26 Penney. So, that's stock. So, not
72:28
72:28 offensive though, right? Not offensive.
72:29
72:29 >> No. I mean, nobody's being offended by
72:31
72:31 that. No.
72:32
72:32 >> All right. Perfect. All right. Here's
72:33
72:33 the next one.
72:34
72:34 >> What about this? What about these
72:36
72:36 colors?
72:36
72:36 >> That looks like uh you should have grown
72:39
72:39 up five years ago. Um
72:44
72:44 and um
72:46
72:46 it's not it's not offensive, but
72:50
72:50 um unless it's like really hot that day,
72:52
72:52 I probably wouldn't suggest you go
72:54
72:54 outside in that. Uh, all of these days
72:57
72:57 were really hot. It was over 80 degrees.
72:59
72:59 So,
72:59
72:59 >> that one's that that'll pass for an
73:01
73:01 outside fit. Sure.
73:03
73:03 >> Right. What about this one?
73:05
73:05 >> That one
73:07
73:07 I mean, you know, it it still passes for
73:11
73:11 a hot day. Sure. Out in Vegas. I mean,
73:14
73:14 >> sure. Go for it. I mean, down.
73:16
73:16 >> Yes.
73:17
73:17 >> That's my last one right there. Dark.
73:19
73:19 >> I don't think I mean, for the Met Gala,
73:21
73:21 they're probably turning you away.
73:23
73:23 You're not making it in.
73:26
73:26 Overall though, would you say that chat
73:28
73:28 helped me create an outfits that kind of
73:31
73:31 worked with the hats throughout the day?
73:33
73:33 >> I think chat did the best job it could
73:36
73:36 have done with the prompting you gave
73:38
73:38 it.
73:38
73:38 >> Perfect. That is kind of how I felt
73:41
73:41 about it, too. And uh I will say it put
73:43
73:43 me in a bunch of different colors that I
73:44
73:44 usually don't wear, which was nice. Um
73:46
73:46 so I really appreciated it. And Joshua,
73:50
73:50 >> that is the end of my presentation. my
73:53
73:53 Vegas adventure buddy. Uh, do you have
73:56
73:56 any questions? Do you have any
73:57
73:57 follow-ups? Do you want to save them for
73:59
73:59 next week? Uh, fun finds. What do you
74:01
74:01 want to do?
74:02
74:02 >> Hey, honestly, I'm just looking forward
74:04
74:04 to the vlogs because I guess you you
74:06
74:06 said you're going to do some sort of
74:07
74:07 vlog or something that'll maybe put it
74:09
74:09 all together in uh in some kind of time
74:12
74:12 frame. But, uh, yeah, I guess I could
74:13
74:13 say overall I'm looking forward to that.
74:15
74:15 It's a good show. I don't know how many
74:17
74:17 people that's going to motivate to go
74:19
74:19 towards Vegas or not. Um, but if you
74:24
74:24 haven't been, go try it out cuz it
74:26
74:26 certainly can be worth it.
74:28
74:28 >> Yeah.
74:28
74:28 >> With the right people.
74:29
74:29 >> Very fun. Had a great time. Sad you
74:31
74:31 weren't there, but now we'll get them
74:32
74:32 next time, buddy. Shall we end this
74:35
74:35 episode? Shall we do some fun finds,
74:37
74:37 some fortunes, and then uh do a do a
74:39
74:39 monologue for us.
74:40
74:40 >> Yeah, let's wrap it up. All right,
74:41
74:41 everybody. Uh, this is the portion of
74:43
74:43 the episode where we show off some fun
74:44
74:44 stuff that we find. either somebody
74:46
74:46 throws at us from out their car window
74:48
74:48 or we slide into Target or find it on
74:50
74:50 the ground like a piece of gum. Um, but
74:52
74:52 typically we show off our little Funkos
74:54
74:54 because that's normally what we find.
74:56
74:56 And I did find some Funkos and hopefully
74:59
74:59 you appreciate them as much as I do.
75:05
75:05 >> Have to grab these things are over here.
75:07
75:07 >> Yeah, there you go. All right. Showing
75:10
75:10 them off. These are my fun finds. It's
75:12
75:12 part of a collection, I think. Yeah, I
75:14
75:14 think so. Um, show them off at the same
75:16
75:16 time. Here you go, everybody. Hope you
75:17
75:17 like these little guys.
75:19
75:19 >> Oh,
75:20
75:20 okay. He's got some peanuts. Uh, we got
75:24
75:24 Pig Pen and uh Lucy.
75:26
75:26 >> Pig Pen and Lucy, everybody. Yeah,
75:28
75:28 >> this is my fun finds for this episode.
75:32
75:32 134. Can you believe it? Jesus.
75:35
75:35 >> Very nice.
75:35
75:35 >> There you go. My fun find.
75:37
75:37 >> Hell yeah, buddy. Um, I do have a fun
75:40
75:40 find. I have a bunch of art and stuff
75:41
75:41 that I'm going to be showing off
75:42
75:42 throughout the next few weeks here. Uh,
75:44
75:44 but I wanted to show off this because
75:45
75:45 sticking to the Funko theme, buddy. Um,
75:49
75:49 in honor of my Vegas trip, uh, I got
75:51
75:51 this at the Funko store. And this is an
75:55
75:55 exclusive, uh, Funko Specialty series,
75:57
75:57 uh, but it's the Mar Martian Soldier
75:59
75:59 from Mars Attacks. So, he's pretty cool.
76:02
76:02 And it is part of a set, but he is a one
76:05
76:05 of one because he's an exclusive.
76:08
76:08 Pretty cool.
76:09
76:09 >> Very cool. I like it. Mars Attacks.
76:11
76:11 Great movie.
76:12
76:12 thought of big actors in that one.
76:15
76:15 >> I mean, great for it time. Don't don't
76:16
76:16 get it wrong. I mean, it's not [ __ ]
76:17
76:17 great. I say great.
76:19
76:19 >> I recently watched it again uh the other
76:21
76:21 day
76:22
76:22 >> uh and it it's still pretty good.
76:24
76:24 Pacing's kind of quick, but it's pretty
76:26
76:26 fun. Uh sorry, buddy. One last thing. Uh
76:29
76:29 >> to add on top of the stolen items thing,
76:32
76:32 uh they also gave us a card for our
76:34
76:34 anniversary, even though it wasn't our
76:36
76:36 anniversary, and they all signed it. So,
76:39
76:39 how [ __ ] cool is that? So from
76:42
76:42 Oscar's steakhouse there. Yeah. Signed
76:44
76:44 by every one of them. So
76:45
76:45 >> that's like stolen anniversary valor.
76:49
76:49 >> Hey, you wanted something stolen, baby.
76:52
76:52 There you go. This is a stolen items.
76:54
76:54 >> He just ripped that off, man.
76:58
76:58 >> All right, my dude. Let's do some
76:59
76:59 fortunes and then give the people some
77:01
77:01 lucky numbers and go on out of here.
77:03
77:03 >> Slam it out of here. All right. What are
77:04
77:04 we doing, Sean? Um, again, we going
77:06
77:06 boozy. We going dirty. This is the fun
77:09
77:09 part. Um, I guess let's do boozy again
77:11
77:11 cuz we're talking about Vegas.
77:13
77:13 >> All right,
77:13
77:13 >> let's go boozy with it. I'm going to
77:15
77:15 grab them from the bottom cuz it seems
77:16
77:16 like the last few weeks we've been
77:18
77:18 pulling from the bottom, which is kind
77:19
77:19 of weird because everything at the top
77:21
77:21 will be a bottom eventually. Um,
77:23
77:23 >> yeah, it's kind of how that works, huh?
77:25
77:25 >> Yeah, it's going to be a bottom, but for
77:27
77:27 right now, it's staying a top cuz I
77:29
77:29 grabbed from the bottom. All right,
77:32
77:32 let's grab some of this cookie right
77:33
77:33 here and crack it all over. [ __ ] I need
77:35
77:35 to I really I'm just going to do it
77:36
77:36 right in here, man. Do you need like a
77:39
77:39 personal Roomba in your studio there?
77:42
77:42 >> I actually just threw it in my dirt in
77:43
77:43 my drink.
77:44
77:44 >> Oh, e.
77:45
77:45 >> Yeah, it'll be fun later.
77:48
77:48 >> Yeah. All right. You ready for it, Sean?
77:50
77:50 >> I'm ready. Bring it on.
77:51
77:51 >> All right, everybody. This is your Miss
77:54
77:54 Unlucky Fortune for episode 134.
77:59
77:59 Though you claim to like bottled beer,
78:03
78:03 many have seen you taking it in the can.
78:10
78:10 Fitting for a bottom cookie, isn't it?
78:13
78:13 >> Oh my god, that is [ __ ] funny.
78:17
78:17 >> There you go. That is your uh misfortune
78:20
78:20 for episode 134, everybody.
78:24
78:24 >> That's [ __ ] great. All right,
78:25
78:25 everybody. Let me give you guys your
78:27
78:27 seven lucky numbers for the week. Feel
78:28
78:28 free to use them for whatever nefarious
78:29
78:29 reasons you would like. Uh unless you're
78:31
78:31 like me and lose $100 instantaneously.
78:34
78:34 Uh so here they are. 3 4 15 18 28 45 and
78:40
78:40 69. Once again, your seven lucky numbers
78:42
78:42 are 3 4 15 18 28 45 and 69. Joshua, we
78:49
78:49 made it to the end of this very long
78:50
78:50 Vegas episode. Uh thank you all for
78:53
78:53 sitting with us. And if you skipped on
78:54
78:54 through this episode, hey, I don't blame
78:56
78:56 you. Uh but Joshua,
78:58
78:58 let the people know what you have to say
78:60
78:60 on this Monday uh motivational speech
79:03
79:03 that they will be listening to on the
79:04
79:04 shorts and today on a Tuesday. So what
79:07
79:07 do you got?
79:08
79:08 >> Hey, well hello everybody and thank you
79:10
79:10 for making us a part of your digital
79:12
79:12 diet and honestly this is the beginning
79:14
79:14 of the week and I just want to wish
79:17
79:17 everybody a wonderful week. I wish
79:19
79:19 everybody um success and uh let's
79:23
79:23 [ __ ] uh get this let's get another W
79:25
79:25 this week. Wish you all well. Be safe
79:27
79:27 and we will see you next week uh on
79:29
79:29 episode 135.
79:32
79:32 Nice, my dude. Very nice. That was very
79:35
79:35 eloquent eloquently said. God damn, I
79:37
79:37 can't even speak anymore. I'm running
79:38
79:38 out of running out of voice. Um
79:40
79:40 >> it's over.
79:41
79:41 >> It's a wrap.
79:42
79:42 >> It's a wrap, buddy. Hey, thank you guys
79:44
79:44 again for watching. Thank you for
79:45
79:45 listening. Uh really do appreciate you
79:47
79:47 guys sitting here through all that. Uh I
79:48
79:48 had a great time in Vegas and uh thank
79:51
79:51 you to the old lady who provided most of
79:53
79:53 the images and pictures for a lot of
79:56
79:56 this. So I appreciate that. Um Joshua, I
79:59
79:59 can't leave you without giving you one
80:01
80:01 last thing. So are you ready, buddy?
80:04
80:04 >> Absolutely. Here.
80:07
80:07 >> All right. Here you go. Maybe not. Hang
80:09
80:09 on. It did. It did not load. Give me
80:12
80:12 Give me one second. Sorry. Sorry. Sorry.
80:14
80:14 Sorry.
80:16
80:16 All right, here you go.
80:18
80:18 >> Feel it.
80:19
80:19 >> Why are cards like a noisy neighbor?
80:24
80:24 >> Can tell you why.
80:26
80:26 >> They always want to know your deal.
80:32
80:32 Ladies and gentlemen, we will see you
80:34
80:34 next week for a regularly length
80:36
80:36 episode.
80:38
80:38 Deuces.
81:03
81:03 What's the longest we've ever gone? Like
81:04
81:04 an hour and 15 minutes,
81:06
81:06 >> you know? No, close to two hours.
81:08
81:08 Remember when we did the game play
81:10
81:10 gameplay? Oh, was that a Was that a
81:12
81:12 two-hour episode?
81:14
81:14 >> It was pretty damn close.
81:16
81:16 >> [ __ ] wild.
81:17
81:17 >> Those are the best ones. So, stay tuned.
81:20
81:20 >> The longer the better. That's what G
81:22
81:22 said.
81:22
81:22 >> Yay. All right, buddy. No frrills, no
81:26
81:26 thrills. You know, we're just going to
81:27
81:27 go right into it. Oh, I got a nose here
81:29
81:29 and it's itching me. Oh, it's itchy.
81:31
81:31 >> No frrills, no thrills. Is that a thing?
81:33
81:33 >> No frrills, no thrills. I don't know.
81:35
81:35 >> Oh, wait. Hang on. Before we even start,
81:37
81:37 I just watched The Godfather for the
81:40
81:40 first time in my life. Have you seen The
81:41
81:41 Godfather?
81:42
81:42 >> No, never. People recommend it. Like, I
81:44
81:44 should watch it.
81:45
81:45 >> Sopranos, same thing. Sopranos.
81:47
81:47 >> It's god awful. Like, okay, I don't want
81:49
81:49 to [ __ ] disrespect people who really
81:51
81:51 love that movie, but I did not enjoy it.
81:53
81:53 The pacing was completely off, very
81:55
81:55 slow. Uh, but I did realize uh where the
81:59
81:59 line uh leave the gun, take the canoli,
82:03
82:03 comes from. So, that was pretty cool. I
82:06
82:06 find that out. Uh, but I kept saying it
82:07
82:07 the opposite way, buddy. I kept saying I
82:10
82:10 kept saying, "Leave the canoli. Take the
82:13
82:13 gun."
82:15
82:15 I thought that was hilarious. And the
82:17
82:17 old lady thought that was hilarious. I
82:18
82:18 was like,
82:19
82:19 >> "Does it make more sense the way you're
82:20
82:20 saying it though?"
82:22
82:22 >> It feels like it should, right?
82:23
82:23 >> Like leave the canoli and then take the
82:25
82:25 gun.
82:25
82:25 >> Take the gun. Yeah, it does. It feels
82:27
82:27 feels like it should work that way. But
82:28
82:28 it does not. It does not, by the way.
82:30
82:30 >> Not in the context that they were doing.
82:32
82:32 >> And nobody ever corrected you either.
82:34
82:34 >> I guess not. Like nobody ever said, "Hey
82:37
82:37 buddy,
82:38
82:38 >> well I think you're wrong.
82:40
82:40 >> Go back to school." Right.
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