Sorry For The Delay | EP.133 | Vegas 100, Spring Kong & Casino Crawl
-WHAT’S IN OUR CUP-
Sean: Two Towns Spring Kong strawberry guava cider, 6.9%
Joshua: Smoked whiskey with torched cinnamon & oak smoke
-AI SONG OF THE WEEK-
AI Song Of The Week: “It’s Vegas” (Lyrics written by Sean.)
-RECIPES-
Smoked Cinnamon Oak Whiskey:
• whiskey
• cinnamon stick
• oak wood shavings
Torch the cinnamon stick.
Capture the smoke in the glass.
Add whiskey, smoke with oak, then serve.
-CHAT WITH US-
• This Or That
• Let’s Go Gambling
• Vegas 100
• Sean’s Casino Crawl
-CHAPTERS-
0:00:00 EP.133 Intro, Pre-Vegas Energy & Bonus Content
0:02:54 What’s In Our Cup - Smoked Whiskey & Spring Kong Cider
0:06:31 Joshua’s Pet Peeve - Parking Lot Trash & Planet Talk
0:15:00 Chat With Us - This Or That, Gambling & Vegas 100
0:16:39 Pick Your Poison - Prison, Forehead Thoughts & Snail Trails
0:26:01 Let’s Go Gambling - Sorry For The Random Casino
0:34:50 AI Song Of The Week "It’s Vegas"
0:40:50 Vegas 100 - Sorry For The Delay Bucks Explained
0:46:37 Sean’s Casino Crawl - Drinks, Gambling & Receipts
0:55:54 Fun Finds - Magic Cards, Pennywise & Jack Sparrow
1:00:06 Boozy Fortune, Lucky Numbers, Monologue & Slot Machine Joke
-SOUND BITES-
• “Sometimes Peter Penn has to grow up.” - Joshua on missing the Vegas trip.
• “I just hope Sean you come back in one piece or at least come back with the pieces that we can put you together with.” - Joshua sending Sean off safely-ish.
• “I feel like I just took a hit out of a bong or something.” - Joshua after sniffing too much smoke.
• “This is probably one of my favorite ciders next to Pog.” - Sean praising Spring Kong.
• “My pet peeve has to do with people who treat the the ground underneath their feet like it’s a trash can.” - Joshua starting the litter rant.
• “Do you think there was ever a time where humans were good for the planet?” - Joshua going big-brain over lunch trash.
• “I might even wear a shirt that says a slap’s coming.” - Joshua planning around the Pick Your Poison card.
• “Sorry for the random is what this casino thing is called.” - Sean introducing the word casino.
• “It’s like an asteroid disco roller rink theme.” - Joshua imagining the first random word combo.
• “Challenge accepted.” - Sean taking on the Vegas 100 mission.
-FORTUNE & FINDS-
Fortune: Your karaoke performance will be remembered for a briefly exposed nipple.
Lucky Numbers: 2, 4, 10, 21, 23, 29, 68
Fun Finds / Value Finds:
Sean: Captain Jack Sparrow specialty exclusive Funko.
Joshua: 1995 Magic: The Gathering deck with Wheel Of Fortune card, plus Target Comic Con 2026 Pennywise Funko.
Transcript
00:00 Welcome to episode 133 of Sorry for the
00:04
00:04 Delay. I'm your editor, Mia. This week,
00:07
00:07 Shawn is already halfway packed for
00:08
00:08 Vegas while Joshua is stuck at home with
00:10
00:10 smoky whiskey, parking lot litter rage,
00:13
00:13 and a suspicious number of thoughts
00:15
00:15 about ice cream trucks. Somehow that
00:18
00:18 turns into a random word casino, a Vegas
00:22
00:22 AI anthem, and Joshua handing Shawn $100
00:26
00:26 in Sorry for the Delay Money with enough
00:29
00:29 rules to make it feel legally binding.
00:31
00:31 Nothing says friendship like gambling
00:33
00:33 homework. Enjoy the show.
00:35
00:35 >> Hello and welcome to another episode of
00:37
00:37 Sorry for the Delay. We are your hosts.
00:40
00:40 Uh my name is Sean and this is Joshua.
00:43
00:43 and Joshua. This is episode
00:46
00:46 133, my dude. Almost said 34, but I
00:48
00:48 don't want to get ahead of myself. 133.
00:51
00:51 Uh, this is what we're going to be
00:53
00:53 calling our pre Vegas episode. Uh, and
00:56
00:56 for those of you who love bonus content,
00:58
00:58 Joshua and I just spent the last half an
01:00
01:00 hour uh, creating some bonus content
01:03
01:03 around this episode. So, hopefully you
01:05
01:05 enjoy the episode. And if you do like
01:07
01:07 the episode, head on over to Sorry for
01:08
01:08 Little.live live and check out the bonus
01:10
01:10 content that we'll throw up there as an
01:12
01:12 exclusive for everybody. Uh, thank you,
01:14
01:14 Mia, for putting that together and
01:15
01:15 spending the extra work. I love you.
01:16
01:16 You're the best. Uh, but Joshua, with
01:19
01:19 that being said, my dude, how are you
01:21
01:21 doing this week that you're not with me
01:24
01:24 in Vegas, you son of a [ __ ]
01:26
01:26 >> I know, man. That it's I'm kind of
01:28
01:28 bummed out about that, but you know
01:29
01:29 what? Sometimes Peter Penn has to grow
01:31
01:31 up. And unfortunately
01:34
01:34 I know I know. Unfortunately, I have to
01:36
01:36 pay bills. I have to go to work. Um
01:40
01:40 >> has to go to work. The guy who was
01:41
01:41 complaining that he didn't want to go to
01:42
01:42 work the other day.
01:44
01:44 >> I I know. I know. Well, that I got my
01:46
01:46 schedule wrong that day. I I totally
01:47
01:47 messed that up, you know. So, again,
01:48
01:48 check your calendars. Um but man, you
01:50
01:50 know, thanks for reminding me of that,
01:53
01:53 but being bummed out I can't go to
01:54
01:54 Vegas. Um but I know Sean is going to do
01:57
01:57 right by all of us by going to Vegas.
01:59
01:59 He's going to celebrate for all of us, I
02:02
02:02 believe. Um yeah, I will. I I honestly I
02:04
02:04 just hope Sean you come back in one
02:07
02:07 piece or at least come back with the
02:09
02:09 pieces that we can put you together
02:11
02:11 with.
02:12
02:12 >> Come come back with,
02:14
02:14 >> you know, cuz they can sew fingers and
02:15
02:15 toes back on. So if you happen to lose a
02:17
02:17 limb, just make sure they put it on ice
02:20
02:20 cuz we'll we'll we'll put Humpty Dumpty
02:22
02:22 back together when you get home. Um but
02:24
02:24 I
02:24
02:24 >> appreciate that.
02:26
02:26 >> Yeah, just have a good time. Be safe. Um
02:29
02:29 but other than that, Sean, I'm I'm doing
02:30
02:30 I'm doing well. It's another one of
02:32
02:32 these fun night episodes.
02:34
02:34 >> Yeah, late night episode this week. Uh,
02:36
02:36 it's kind of fun. We haven't had one of
02:37
02:37 these in a in a hot minute. I think we
02:40
02:40 had an afternoon episode a few weeks
02:41
02:41 back and now it is a late night pod.
02:44
02:44 It's interesting
02:45
02:45 >> legitimately. So, uh, yeah. No, having a
02:47
02:47 good good time. Um, so without further
02:50
02:50 ado, do we get into the what's in our
02:53
02:53 cup?
02:54
02:54 >> Yeah, buddy. What's in your cup? I know
02:55
02:55 you've been sipping on it for a few
02:57
02:57 minutes now, so I apologize for that.
02:59
02:59 But, uh, what do you got what do you got
02:60
02:60 going over there? I actually haven't
03:01
03:01 been sipping on anything for the last
03:03
03:03 few minutes that we've been trying.
03:04
03:04 We've been talking about ice cream
03:06
03:06 trucks and you know all kinds of other
03:08
03:08 >> we have
03:10
03:10 >> [ __ ]
03:12
03:12 words in the dictionary and how many are
03:14
03:14 there. Holy [ __ ] A bunch of fun facts
03:15
03:15 that you guys get a chance to hear by
03:17
03:17 the way
03:18
03:18 >> for the first you know like said maybe
03:20
03:20 that'll come out. Um but today Sean I'm
03:23
03:23 I'm keeping it simple man. Uh I'm still
03:25
03:25 smoking as you can tell. We're just
03:27
03:27 we're still sipping. We're still
03:28
03:28 smoking. What I did with this one, again
03:30
03:30 to keep it simple, I'm not going this
03:31
03:31 candy blood orange thing. I just
03:34
03:34 >> smoked up a little uh um cinnamon. I
03:36
03:36 grabbed a stick of cinnamon, kind of hit
03:38
03:38 it with the torch, smoked that, lock
03:40
03:40 some of that smoke smoke in the glass,
03:42
03:42 and then I I topped it off. Right now, I
03:44
03:44 just smoked it out with some some oak
03:47
03:47 >> uh dried oak uh shavings or whatever
03:49
03:49 from the Noble S collection. Okay, so
03:52
03:52 very simple. Um, nothing too crazy in
03:55
03:55 this cup, but it's it's a
03:58
03:58 Jeez,
03:59
03:59 >> big old woof. He took a snort of that
04:02
04:02 smoke. It's still in the glass, ladies
04:04
04:04 and gentlemen.
04:05
04:05 >> I feel like I just took a hit out of a
04:07
04:07 bong or something. Man, that was that
04:08
04:08 was not that was not flavorful. I'm
04:11
04:11 going tell you that right now. That was
04:13
04:13 too much. Um, but yeah, Sean, that's
04:14
04:14 what I'm sipping on. Cheers, buddy. What
04:16
04:16 do you got in your cup over there?
04:17
04:17 >> Cheers, buddy. Hey, man. Uh, I I ain't
04:19
04:19 got nothing smoky over here. Uh, but in
04:22
04:22 honor of me going to Las Vegas and
04:25
04:25 having a great old time, uh, what could
04:27
04:27 be more great or dare I say
04:31
04:31 king over all the cities? Uh, Joshua,
04:34
04:34 this is another two- town cider. This is
04:37
04:37 another uh, limited edition one. This is
04:39
04:39 the spring Kong uh, Two Town Cider.
04:43
04:43 Limited edition cider. This is made with
04:46
04:46 beautiful strawberries and guava, 6.9%.
04:49
04:49 But look at that beautiful image right
04:50
04:50 there of King Kong holding this uh
04:52
04:52 beautiful bad boy.
04:54
04:54 >> Yeah, as always, I love the artwork. I
04:56
04:56 mean, I I I can't say it enough. I think
04:58
04:58 I think the art sells the can now. Sells
05:00
05:00 the product. It does. It's going to be
05:01
05:01 awesome.
05:02
05:02 >> It does. And that is one of the reasons
05:03
05:03 why I got this one. Uh cuz fun fact, uh
05:06
05:06 the old lady and I went to a place here.
05:09
05:09 Uh oh, actually it was a place in
05:11
05:11 Everett up here by Funko uh called
05:13
05:13 Tapped and they had this not on Tap, but
05:16
05:16 same can. and I tried it for the first
05:18
05:18 time there, so I already know what this
05:19
05:19 tastes like. Uh, but Joshua, let me just
05:21
05:21 say that this is probably one of my
05:24
05:24 favorite cers next to Pog. It is
05:27
05:27 wonderful. I'll go ahead and give a
05:28
05:28 little sippy sip and a little swishy
05:29
05:29 swish.
05:30
05:30 >> Okay. All right. Tell the audience.
05:34
05:34 >> Joshua, this is this is like Pog if you
05:38
05:38 added strawberry to it. So, it has that
05:41
05:41 guava front hit, right? hits your front
05:44
05:44 pallet and then on the back end you have
05:46
05:46 that beautiful velvet strawberry flavor
05:49
05:49 uh that coats your tongue in happiness
05:51
05:51 and giggles, right? It feels like it
05:54
05:54 feels like a spring kiss like from the
05:57
05:57 first time you've ever made love, right?
06:00
06:00 >> My goodness.
06:00
06:00 >> On the beach or in the spring wild
06:02
06:02 flowers, you know? It feels like that.
06:04
06:04 It feels that way. And then after all
06:08
06:08 that settles, what you're left with is
06:11
06:11 the the emptiness of your balls and the
06:15
06:15 feeling of
06:17
06:17 being on top of the world like King
06:19
06:19 Kong. Like I'm going to be I'm going to
06:20
06:20 be king of Vegas, buddy. King of Vegas.
06:24
06:24 Now, with that being said, buddy, you
06:25
06:25 got anything else before we start
06:27
06:27 talking about what's in our chat thing
06:29
06:29 here? Important cup over here, by the
06:31
06:31 way.
06:31
06:31 >> There's all kinds of things to talk
06:32
06:32 about. I do have pet peeves. I do have
06:34
06:34 questions of the day, but I feel like
06:36
06:36 >> pete. I want to hear a pet peeve.
06:38
06:38 >> I don't know if I should give everybody
06:40
06:40 the pet peeve cuz I I don't know if if
06:43
06:43 this is a pet peeve for other people. I
06:45
06:45 I feel like maybe this
06:46
06:46 >> mine wasn't a pet peeve for other people
06:47
06:47 apparently. Still getting [ __ ] on for
06:49
06:49 that. So,
06:50
06:50 >> you got some feedback people.
06:52
06:52 >> I still got feedback from last week.
06:54
06:54 >> Yeah. The feedback I got from last time.
06:56
06:56 >> Okay. Well, mine mine has to do a little
06:58
06:58 bit more about just people and just
07:02
07:02 overall like laziness. Like why?
07:04
07:04 >> So my pet peeve has to do with people
07:07
07:07 who treat the the ground underneath
07:09
07:09 their feet like it's a trash can.
07:13
07:13 >> Let me elaborate.
07:14
07:14 >> Let me elaborate. Today I decided to do
07:16
07:16 something nice. I didn't want to go sit
07:18
07:18 in my car and have lunch. I didn't want
07:20
07:20 to go, you know, into a a restaurant or
07:23
07:23 what. I I just, you know, so I got
07:24
07:24 myself my food and I went and I sat at
07:26
07:26 the bench at work,
07:28
07:28 >> okay?
07:29
07:29 >> And while I was sitting there, what do
07:31
07:31 you know? There's [ __ ] soda cans
07:33
07:33 rolling around like tumble weeds.
07:35
07:35 There's there's crows tearing apart a
07:38
07:38 used baby diaper,
07:40
07:40 >> you know? I mean, it was it was all I
07:42
07:42 dude, I literally felt like it was Mad
07:44
07:44 Max where I was having lunch. Like there
07:47
07:47 was just [ __ ] everywhere. Literally,
07:48
07:48 there were [ __ ] everywhere. Okay. So,
07:52
07:52 this leads me into
07:54
07:54 my question of the day, actually.
07:56
07:56 >> Okay.
07:57
07:57 >> Sure.
07:57
07:57 >> I just want to know, Sean. Yeah. I just
08:00
08:00 want to know. I was like, I like the
08:02
08:02 segue, huh?
08:04
08:04 >> Because a few episodes ago, uh, Sean,
08:06
08:06 you talked about, you know, Earth Day
08:07
08:07 and all that. Like, what am I do? What
08:09
08:09 am I doing if anything? Yeah. To make
08:12
08:12 like the planet better or whatever, you
08:13
08:13 know? So,
08:15
08:15 >> looking at this, the crows eating the
08:17
08:17 baby diapers and all this kind of gross
08:18
08:18 [ __ ] going on, you know.
08:20
08:20 Here's my question. Do you think there
08:22
08:22 was ever a time where humans were good
08:25
08:25 for the planet
08:27
08:27 or or have we always been squeezing the
08:32
08:32 life out of this beautiful place that we
08:35
08:35 call home?
08:35
08:35 >> Damn, that is that is real big brain
08:39
08:39 question theory.
08:40
08:40 >> Um,
08:42
08:42 no. I I I'll say right off the bat, no.
08:45
08:45 I don't think we're ever we were ever
08:47
08:47 good for the planet, right? because I
08:49
08:49 think the planet itself hates us, you
08:52
08:52 know, and it's just doing its best to
08:54
08:54 kill us, right? I I don't know if we
08:57
08:57 talked about it, but there there was a
08:59
08:59 theory that I heard where maybe we
09:01
09:01 mentioned it and if I did, just let me
09:02
09:02 know. Uh where that the theory was that
09:07
09:07 oxygen is slowly killing us and it takes
09:10
09:10 over like 80 years for us to die from
09:12
09:12 it.
09:13
09:13 >> And so that is the planet essentially
09:15
09:15 killing us if that theory holds true.
09:17
09:17 Right. So, no, I don't think we were
09:19
09:19 ever like in the planet's good graces,
09:23
09:23 you know? I think we were always on the
09:25
09:25 planet [ __ ] list. So,
09:27
09:27 >> yeah.
09:28
09:28 >> See, I'm on, you know, when I look at
09:29
09:29 >> You think humans did good for the
09:31
09:31 planet? Yeah. You're [ __ ] You're crazy.
09:33
09:33 >> Here's the thing. I think there were
09:35
09:35 ancient societies that
09:38
09:38 >> did right by the planet. You know, I I
09:40
09:40 didn't think we were always these
09:42
09:42 consuming. I think where we've gotten to
09:45
09:45 >> I think where we've gotten to today is
09:47
09:47 just a pure glutton of a society and we
09:49
09:49 just want everything. We want new. We
09:50
09:50 want now. We want even we want the water
09:53
09:53 that we're even [ __ ] in. You know
09:54
09:54 what I mean? Like it just we literally
09:57
09:57 are destroying the planet. And I think
09:59
09:59 we have reached a a a place right now
10:02
10:02 where we are a society of just like
10:05
10:05 people that just totally don't care or
10:08
10:08 just turned a blind eye. Like all the
10:09
10:09 garbage I'm seeing in the parking lot
10:10
10:10 where I'm trying to eat my sandwich, my
10:12
10:12 nice organic sandwich, you know, locally
10:15
10:15 sourced, you know?
10:16
10:16 >> Yeah. Where's that bread from, [ __ ]
10:18
10:18 >> Hey, don't worry about where the bread
10:20
10:20 came from, man. Don't worry about that.
10:23
10:23 Um, but yeah, I just I don't know. I
10:24
10:24 just had to ask the big question because
10:26
10:26 I'm sitting there going like, man, have
10:27
10:27 we always been bad or was there ever a
10:29
10:29 point and I I kind of feel like I'm the
10:31
10:31 opposite. I feel like there were
10:32
10:32 societies that did exist that really
10:35
10:35 were good for the planet and and did
10:37
10:37 right by it and which ultimately led us
10:40
10:40 to here uh which has turned us into a
10:42
10:42 very confused toddler and uh now we just
10:45
10:45 are wrecking everything. We're like a
10:47
10:47 bowling ball going through this this uh
10:49
10:49 this ecosystem and it sucks to see. So
10:52
10:52 >> I mean I I agree with you in the sense
10:54
10:54 that there were probably societies that
10:57
10:57 I want to say instead of your phrasing I
10:59
10:59 want to phrase it that worked hand in
11:02
11:02 hand with the earth you know I don't
11:04
11:04 think
11:05
11:05 >> I don't think they the earth wanted them
11:07
11:07 still but I feel like they had a better
11:11
11:11 relationship than we do right like you
11:14
11:14 know like Egyptians idolizing the stars
11:17
11:17 right like we don't idolize the stars as
11:19
11:19 much as they did you know maybe we too,
11:21
11:21 just in our own way. But, you know,
11:23
11:23 there's something about being back then
11:26
11:26 that you could really like imagine pitch
11:28
11:28 black, Joshua, like being able to see
11:31
11:31 those lights and see the stars and
11:33
11:33 having a better relationship with Earth,
11:34
11:34 you know? So, I believe society's had
11:36
11:36 better relationship with Earth then and
11:38
11:38 then we kind of just like abused it, you
11:40
11:40 know? We abused it and then, you know,
11:42
11:42 we make it do things that it doesn't
11:44
11:44 want to. So,
11:45
11:45 >> well, it's hard to like see the awe in
11:48
11:48 the galaxy when you can't even see it
11:50
11:50 >> because the light pollutes because the
11:52
11:52 light pollutes.
11:52
11:52 >> Yeah, I guess that's my point. Yeah,
11:53
11:53 exactly.
11:54
11:54 >> You can't see the stars. How you
11:55
11:55 supposed to believe in the stars, right?
11:57
11:57 Um
11:58
11:58 >> damn, that was deep, Joshua. That was
11:60
11:60 deep.
12:00
12:00 >> Was that Was that Was that deep? Was it
12:02
12:02 deep?
12:02
12:02 >> Yeah, it was good.
12:03
12:03 >> Sometimes I go deep.
12:04
12:04 >> Um
12:05
12:05 >> and it hurts.
12:08
12:08 >> So, I've heard. Um so, so
12:12
12:12 >> late night episode, everybody. Late
12:14
12:14 night pot. But it gets weird. Sorry.
12:15
12:15 >> And I I just want to say one thing real
12:16
12:16 quick too before I move on to the chat
12:18
12:18 with the section. Um I had a chance to
12:19
12:19 go to Joshua Tree a couple years ago and
12:22
12:22 I think I'm going to we're me and my
12:23
12:23 girlfriend are going to plan another
12:24
12:24 trip to Joshua Tree. And if you ever
12:27
12:27 want to just experience darkness and the
12:30
12:30 star with stars with little to no light
12:32
12:32 pollution. Uh go to Joshua Tree on a new
12:34
12:34 moon. No, with no moon. That's weird how
12:37
12:37 they call it a new moon, I believe. And
12:38
12:38 there's no moon in the sky. Um but go
12:42
12:42 out there, check it out around August,
12:43
12:43 September. heard there's there's
12:44
12:44 actually there's like media show.
12:45
12:45 There's a bunch of [ __ ] going on. Um but
12:47
12:47 yeah, hoping to get back up there in
12:48
12:48 August because it's truly magical. It's
12:51
12:51 amazing and um it's one of those times I
12:53
12:53 wish I did not have a cell phone other
12:55
12:55 than to take pictures and videos because
12:57
12:57 it's just like you just want to
12:58
12:58 disappear and get lost. It's it's a
12:59
12:59 magical place. So um
13:01
13:01 >> don't don't literally get lost because
13:03
13:03 you will get lost in Josh.
13:04
13:04 >> Oh yeah, you could die.
13:05
13:05 >> Yeah, you will die. Don't do that.
13:07
13:07 >> You can you can die. Yeah. So um but
13:10
13:10 yeah, that was my little tangent. just
13:11
13:11 uh it's just kind of tough to see
13:13
13:13 sometimes just stuff like that going on.
13:15
13:15 But
13:16
13:16 >> that's my pet peeve and in people
13:18
13:18 littering, right? You hate people
13:20
13:20 littering.
13:21
13:21 >> I I don't you know I was also going to
13:24
13:24 ask the question about this. Do you look
13:25
13:25 at people less as a person if they throw
13:29
13:29 garbage on the ground? Like say you have
13:30
13:30 a friend and you're walking next to them
13:32
13:32 and they just and they're literally side
13:34
13:34 hand in hand with you and they just grab
13:37
13:37 garbage and they throw it on the ground.
13:39
13:39 Do you ask them to pick it up? I would I
13:41
13:41 would pick it up and be like I'd be
13:42
13:42 like, "What the [ __ ] is wrong with you?"
13:44
13:44 You know, if like if they deliberately
13:46
13:46 >> if they deliberately threw trash on the
13:48
13:48 floor like a [ __ ] animal, then I
13:51
13:51 would pick it up. I would pick it up and
13:53
13:53 I'd give it back to them and I would
13:54
13:54 say, "What the [ __ ] is wrong with you?"
13:56
13:56 You know, now
13:58
13:58 >> let's say they had a receipt in their
13:59
13:59 hand, right? And a gust of wind threw
14:02
14:02 the receipt out of their hand. Am I
14:04
14:04 going to judge them for that? No. No,
14:06
14:06 not at all. But if they deliberately
14:08
14:08 throw something on the floor, yeah,
14:09
14:09 you're getting my wrath, you know,
14:10
14:10 you're getting my eye. So, yeah.
14:13
14:13 >> That's good to hear, Sean. I'm glad I'm
14:15
14:15 glad that you would do that because I
14:17
14:17 feel like uh if you had to ask me that
14:19
14:19 should have been a would I or would I
14:21
14:21 not question. I I might have I might
14:24
14:24 have said you would have not you would
14:26
14:26 not pick it up.
14:27
14:27 >> Oh, it's good to know, buddy.
14:28
14:28 >> What an ass.
14:30
14:30 >> I mean, I don't know, dude. Sometimes,
14:32
14:32 even for me, touching my toes is a a
14:34
14:34 long ways away, you Well, obviously I'm
14:36
14:36 not going to pick it up. Like I like if
14:38
14:38 I'm the one who deliberately threw it
14:40
14:40 down, I'm not picking it up. I'll have
14:42
14:42 someone else pick that up for me. But if
14:44
14:44 you deliberately throw something down on
14:46
14:46 the floor, I'll pick it up for you and
14:49
14:49 then I will tell you to stop being a
14:51
14:51 child, you know.
14:52
14:52 >> Got it. Got it. All right. Should we
14:55
14:55 move on?
14:56
14:56 >> All right, buddy.
14:57
14:57 >> Let's head on over to the chat with this
14:58
14:58 section.
14:58
14:58 >> Ready to sound off over here?
15:00
15:00 >> Yes, sir. The chat with this section are
15:02
15:02 the topics that we're gonna be talking
15:03
15:03 about for the week. Also, hello. We are
15:05
15:05 Sean and Joshua, your two new best
15:07
15:07 friends. If this is your first time
15:08
15:08 listening, hey, we appreciate you being
15:10
15:10 here and uh dealing with us out on a
15:12
15:12 late night pod.
15:13
15:13 >> Weird episode to join us for the first
15:15
15:15 time on, but hey, we accept everybody.
15:17
15:17 So, that's how we roll here. Uh but here
15:19
15:19 are the topics that we are going to be
15:20
15:20 covering this week and they are as
15:22
15:22 followed. Number one, this or that. Very
15:25
15:25 simple card game that we've been playing
15:27
15:27 for a few episodes now. Uh the next one
15:29
15:29 is uh what you've heard or what you can
15:33
15:33 hear in the behind the scenes uh of the
15:36
15:36 bonus episode and it is called Let's Go
15:38
15:38 Gambling. Uh the third topic on this one
15:41
15:41 uh is Vegas 100.
15:44
15:44 >> Let's go. Let's go. This is what I'm I
15:47
15:47 can't wait to get to. I'm'll be honest
15:48
15:48 with you. I can't wait to get to these
15:50
15:50 last two.
15:50
15:50 >> Joshua is excited for this one. These
15:52
15:52 last two topics are Joshua's by the way,
15:53
15:53 everybody. So, just putting that out
15:54
15:54 there. And the last one for the week is
15:57
15:57 called Sean's Casino Crawl. I cannot
16:01
16:01 wait to hear uh what is going to go on
16:04
16:04 with that one. But before we get to
16:06
16:06 that, Joshua, I just want to throw out
16:08
16:08 some quick would you rather, some this
16:10
16:10 or thats because it's been a little bit
16:12
16:12 we've we've kind of put it on the back
16:13
16:13 burner for the last few weeks and uh I'm
16:15
16:15 getting kind of antsy. Uh so I wanted to
16:18
16:18 just throw out three would you rathers,
16:20
16:20 buddy. Uh, we're doing it from the card
16:21
16:21 game this or that or sorry, we're doing
16:23
16:23 it from the card game Pick Your Poison.
16:25
16:25 Uh, I got confused guys reading the
16:27
16:27 >> No, we love games. That's what we're
16:29
16:29 ultim
16:39
16:39 >> with this first one being Joshua. Would
16:42
16:42 you rather go to jail for 10 years for a
16:45
16:45 crime you didn't commit or
16:49
16:49 gain 250 pounds that you can never lose?
16:54
16:54 >> One or the other, baby. One or the
16:56
16:56 other.
16:56
16:56 >> Okay. So, I'm about I would say I'm
16:59
16:59 about like I think I'm about like 6'2,
17:02
17:02 you know. Okay. I stand about
17:03
17:03 >> On a good day. On a good day.
17:04
17:04 >> On a good day. Yeah. Got my pumps on.
17:06
17:06 No, I'm just kidding. I'm about like
17:07
17:07 5'11. About like 5'11. Okay. So, how
17:10
17:10 yolked could a 511 person get at 250
17:15
17:15 lbs? Could I get pretty ripped?
17:18
17:18 >> I don't know. Yeah, you probably could.
17:20
17:20 You could probably build some like big
17:21
17:21 old shoulder muscles, dude.
17:23
17:23 >> Okay, definitely that. These shoulders
17:25
17:25 are a wrap. Um, these things are done.
17:27
17:27 Um, so yeah, I would I would definitely
17:31
17:31 sacrifice 250 pounds rather than
17:33
17:33 sacrificing
17:35
17:35 what might happen in prison. Uh,
17:37
17:37 >> 10 years of it, too. 10 years of it. So,
17:41
17:41 >> you you have to just come become a
17:42
17:42 different person. And I would rather
17:44
17:44 gain the 250 pounds than have to spend
17:47
17:47 10 years. And that's just a tough I
17:49
17:49 don't wish that on anybody, man. It's
17:50
17:50 it's a tough life.
17:51
17:51 >> I'm with you.
17:52
17:52 >> So, going with weight.
17:54
17:54 >> I like your way of thinking on this one
17:55
17:55 because it doesn't necessarily mean fat.
17:58
17:58 Like, you were thinking 250 lbs of
17:60
17:60 muscle and that's kind of nice, dude.
18:02
18:02 That's nice. Like being 250 lbs more of
18:05
18:05 muscle. Pure chic muscle. See, cuz I
18:07
18:07 thought of it as fat. Like I thought 250
18:10
18:10 lbs of fat. Oof, that's tough.
18:13
18:13 >> No, I mean I weigh I mean right now I'm
18:15
18:15 like what 195? So if I put 50 lbs of
18:18
18:18 girth on me,
18:20
18:20 >> dude, I I will
18:21
18:21 >> I will be walking through doors
18:23
18:23 sideways. Literally,
18:27
18:27 >> you need to find some doors uh that are
18:29
18:29 custom made.
18:32
18:32 >> The problem would be my wardrobe. That's
18:34
18:34 That's where it probably cost me the
18:35
18:35 most money is probably my wardrobe.
18:37
18:37 >> Yeah.
18:38
18:38 >> Nothing that I have would probably fit.
18:40
18:40 Yeah.
18:40
18:40 >> Yeah. All right.
18:43
18:43 >> Let's give you another Let's give you
18:46
18:46 >> That's choice. You think if you're that
18:49
18:49 I don't even want to ask the question.
18:50
18:50 Never mind. Where?
18:51
18:51 >> Dude, I start with my socks and chonies
18:54
18:54 first. I mean, when I get I don't put my
18:55
18:55 pants on and then my chonies on. So, you
18:57
18:57 got to think about
18:60
18:60 Come on, man. Like, you think about how
19:01
19:01 the clothes go on.
19:02
19:02 >> You're right. Sorry. Sorry,
19:03
19:03 >> I'm going to think about the chonies
19:05
19:05 first.
19:07
19:07 >> Oh my god. Okay, let me give let me give
19:09
19:09 you another one. Um Joshua, would you
19:11
19:11 rather have your thoughts broadcasted on
19:15
19:15 your forehead
19:17
19:17 or Sorry, I'm pulling the card. Try to
19:20
19:20 slap anyone who wishes you a nice day.
19:23
19:23 >> God damn it.
19:27
19:27 >> This is tough.
19:28
19:28 >> That's a good one. That's a good one.
19:31
19:31 >> All right. key phrases on there is try
19:33
19:33 to slap anyone. Okay? So, it doesn't
19:35
19:35 necessarily mean you're going to slap
19:36
19:36 them, but it means you're going to try
19:38
19:38 to. So,
19:39
19:39 >> uh, so because I already answered, I
19:42
19:42 don't want to spend 10 years in prison.
19:44
19:44 >> Um, I I think I could I could get away
19:47
19:47 with trying to slap people because I can
19:49
19:49 go as slow as I want to and just let
19:52
19:52 them know, be like, "Hey,
19:55
19:55 a slap's coming." Like if I could just,
19:57
19:57 you know, like
20:00
20:00 give them give them forwarding, a
20:02
20:02 premeditated slap, if you will.
20:05
20:05 >> Just just put it out there. I might even
20:06
20:06 wear a shirt that says a slap's coming.
20:09
20:09 A slap,
20:09
20:09 >> you know, just just
20:12
20:12 advertise it before it happens and then
20:14
20:14 at least you you know, you know what's
20:17
20:17 coming your way. So, I would totally
20:19
20:19 Yeah, cuz wearing stuff on my forehead,
20:21
20:21 I mean, I got a hat. You probably, you
20:23
20:23 know.
20:23
20:23 >> Yeah. No, you're right.
20:24
20:24 >> Hats most days, you know. Although I do
20:26
20:26 like the idea of you having your
20:28
20:28 thoughts broadcast on your forehead.
20:30
20:30 Like
20:32
20:32 >> come on my guy. Like you see a very
20:34
20:34 attractive person walk by and then like
20:37
20:37 it just lights up your forehead, you
20:38
20:38 know? It's like nice body or looking
20:42
20:42 good. Like I can't I wish I was hitting
20:43
20:43 that kind of thing. Like to to see that
20:46
20:46 on your forehead would be would be
20:48
20:48 chef's kiss, buddy.
20:49
20:49 >> See, but this works in a different
20:51
20:51 society though. Like if people weren't
20:53
20:53 so soft, you know, people got soft over
20:55
20:55 the years, you know, like people just
20:57
20:57 kind of are very,
20:58
20:58 >> you know, we live in a very sketched out
21:00
21:00 society, you know, even telling
21:02
21:02 somebody,
21:03
21:03 >> you know, oh, nice. Oh, yeah, you look
21:06
21:06 you you're wearing nice clothes today.
21:07
21:07 They're like, dude, he's checking me
21:08
21:08 out. Or, you got your hair done. Oh,
21:10
21:10 [ __ ] it's an HR call. You know, like,
21:12
21:12 >> wait, that brings up another question
21:14
21:14 that I have now. Uh, do you think like
21:17
21:17 if Okay, let's say you chose this one,
21:19
21:19 right? And you're projecting the
21:20
21:20 thoughts on your head. Okay.
21:22
21:22 >> And let's say people know that the
21:24
21:24 thoughts that you are having are being
21:26
21:26 projected, right? Those are your
21:27
21:27 thoughts and people know that. Okay.
21:29
21:29 >> I'm following. Do you think that people
21:32
21:32 would take you more kindly and genuinely
21:35
21:35 if they saw that your forehead
21:38
21:38 projection
21:40
21:40 was something like I don't want to say
21:42
21:42 sexualized but like uh like uh
21:48
21:48 something that could be classified as
21:50
21:50 like
21:51
21:51 runchy like hey nice butt kind of thing
21:55
21:55 you know like do you think they'd be
21:56
21:56 like oh we actually meant that I have a
21:58
21:58 nice butt you know, because it's coming
21:60
21:60 on their forehead.
22:01
22:01 >> So, what you're thinking is genuine
22:02
22:02 thought like it's not
22:04
22:04 >> Yeah, it's a genuine thought. Yeah. It's
22:05
22:05 not It's not like you're trying to hit
22:07
22:07 on them or anything like that. It's just
22:08
22:08 because you had that thought, it's being
22:10
22:10 projected on your head. And if like the
22:12
22:12 person you had that thought about read
22:13
22:13 that, do you think they would be more
22:16
22:16 forgiving for you having that thought
22:18
22:18 knowing that you are having a genuine
22:20
22:20 thought about that?
22:21
22:21 >> It's a genuine Yeah. Yeah. Um, dude, my
22:24
22:24 >> I know. Big brain question. Sorry. No,
22:26
22:26 no, no, no, that's fine because I think
22:28
22:28 most of us project a lot like we always
22:31
22:31 like that inner uh monologue, you know,
22:34
22:34 we all have some some of us some people
22:36
22:36 don't have an inner monologue at all,
22:37
22:37 believe it or not. Is that
22:38
22:38 >> That's very true.
22:39
22:39 >> Um
22:40
22:40 >> but dude, I my brain just is so all over
22:43
22:43 the place. I I don't know if I could
22:45
22:45 project everything that pops out. I
22:48
22:48 probably couldn't keep a job, you know?
22:50
22:50 Like I
22:52
22:52 I bite my tongue a lot. Well, I mean,
22:54
22:54 it's just I don't know, dude. Like,
22:56
22:56 sometimes just wearing it too loudly, it
22:59
22:59 gets you in trouble and we really have
23:01
23:01 to mute ourselves. And if you had to
23:03
23:03 wear it, I think we'd be in trouble,
23:06
23:06 >> you know? I think most people would be I
23:07
23:07 think most people would be in trouble,
23:08
23:08 you know? Unless you're close friends
23:10
23:10 and they get you, they just understand
23:12
23:12 you like legitimately like, "Okay, I I
23:14
23:14 can see why he would be looking at my
23:15
23:15 butt, you know."
23:17
23:17 >> Yeah. Like,
23:18
23:18 >> you would say that you'd say still
23:20
23:20 people would find it to be offensive
23:22
23:22 even though in this day and age. Yeah.
23:23
23:23 Absolutely. Absolutely. Yeah. We just we
23:26
23:26 don't live in an open world concept. So,
23:29
23:29 uh everybody is very very even if they
23:31
23:31 know it like, "Oh yeah, you look good."
23:33
23:33 And then you say it, they're like,
23:33
23:33 "Dick, you pervert."
23:35
23:35 >> It's like you were thinking the same
23:37
23:37 like it's saying the same thing on your
23:39
23:39 foreheads it is mine, it just sounds
23:40
23:40 weird coming out of my thoughts. Like,
23:42
23:42 shut the [ __ ] up. You know what I mean?
23:43
23:43 Don't be approved. Get out of here. You
23:45
23:45 know, we'll take a bath.
23:46
23:46 >> Oh [ __ ] All right, buddy. Uh, one more.
23:49
23:49 One last one for you and then we can
23:50
23:50 move on. All right, Joshua. Here you go.
23:53
23:53 Would you rather be unable to learn
23:56
23:56 anything ever again
23:59
23:59 or
24:01
24:01 >> sounds like me now? Like it's already
24:03
24:03 happening. So that's
24:05
24:05 >> this one. Justin, this is great. Or
24:07
24:07 leave behind a trail of slime like a
24:10
24:10 snail wherever you go.
24:12
24:12 >> Ooh.
24:17
24:17 >> I know which one I'd pick.
24:19
24:19 >> Oh man, the trail of slime.
24:23
24:23 That could be fun.
24:24
24:24 >> I mean, I could we could make it we
24:26
24:26 could we could make that fun. I could be
24:28
24:28 like people's I could be like people's
24:30
24:30 permanent slip and slides. I'd be great
24:32
24:32 at parties,
24:33
24:33 >> you know, like
24:36
24:36 >> Yes. It's good.
24:38
24:38 >> Like I would be great for somebody wants
24:40
24:40 like a lawsuit. I just come walk through
24:42
24:42 at the grocery store or something and
24:43
24:43 just like they slip and fall on. You
24:45
24:45 know what I mean? Like I I could be I
24:47
24:47 could be useful with my with my splooge
24:49
24:49 all over the place. Like I could
24:50
24:50 >> Yeah. Agreed.
24:52
24:52 I'm going I'm going slimy, man. Why not?
24:54
24:54 Why not leave a trail? Why not leave a
24:56
24:56 trail?
24:56
24:56 >> I'm with you on this one because I
24:58
24:58 always want to learn new things, you
24:59
24:59 know? I don't want that ability to ever
25:01
25:01 go away. And I feel like if I'm leaving
25:04
25:04 a trail, a snail trail, if you will. Um,
25:07
25:07 I think that could really be fun. I'm
25:08
25:08 with you on that. So,
25:10
25:10 >> yeah, why not, man? I think most of us
25:11
25:11 leave a trail anyways. You know, whether
25:13
25:13 you wear deodorant, whether you use
25:15
25:15 cologne, whether you just stink, you
25:18
25:18 know?
25:18
25:18 >> Yeah. I hope I don't ever leave a stink
25:20
25:20 trail. That's like my worst fear is
25:22
25:22 leaving a stink trail.
25:23
25:23 >> Like a like a cloud where like like you
25:26
25:26 left 10 minutes ago, but you're still
25:27
25:27 there.
25:28
25:28 >> Yeah. You're still there. People are
25:29
25:29 like, "Oh, he's Sean's still here." He
25:32
25:32 you could smell it in the sheets.
25:34
25:34 >> Don't you love it when you get hugs from
25:36
25:36 people like that?
25:37
25:37 >> No. God, no. No.
25:40
25:40 >> You just love it and you could smell
25:42
25:42 them for like 20 minutes after that cuz
25:44
25:44 they rub their face on your shoulder.
25:46
25:46 >> You don't like that?
25:47
25:47 >> [ ] [ ] gross.
25:49
25:49 >> No.
25:50
25:50 No, I'm good.
25:52
25:52 >> Okay.
25:53
25:53 >> All right. I'm done with that one,
25:56
25:56 buddy. Let's go ahead and move on uh to
25:58
25:58 this next topic uh which is let's go
26:01
26:01 gambling.
26:02
26:02 >> Oh, okay. That was this or that. Okay,
26:04
26:04 cool. All right.
26:06
26:06 Let's go gambling, buddy. Hey, buddy. I
26:07
26:07 don't know where you were for the last
26:08
26:08 15 minutes, but that was this or that.
26:11
26:11 >> Clearly, I was not here.
26:13
26:13 >> Not here at all.
26:14
26:14 >> Yeah. Cheers.
26:16
26:16 >> All right. While you sip on that, uh let
26:17
26:17 me explain what this is. Let's go
26:19
26:19 gambling uh is a random word casino if
26:24
26:24 you will. I'm going to share my screen
26:25
26:25 with you and the people watching and uh
26:29
26:29 I'll kind of go from there. Let me share
26:30
26:30 my screen. Give me one second. I got to
26:32
26:32 click a few buttons. Hang on. Hang on
26:33
26:33 everybody. I'm clicking a button.
26:36
26:36 >> There you go. Boom. There's the buttons.
26:38
26:38 Here you go. Sorry for the random is
26:40
26:40 what this uh casino thing is called. And
26:42
26:42 basically, we're going to spin this
26:44
26:44 beautiful wheel on bottom right here
26:45
26:45 that has Pickle Moon Beam uh briefcase
26:48
26:48 uh and it's taken some words from our
26:51
26:51 podcast episodes and it's added them to
26:53
26:53 this thing. And the goal of this is
26:55
26:55 basically we bet some chips and uh the
26:59
26:59 machine judges the combo on the two
27:01
27:01 scared scales, randomness and humor, and
27:04
27:04 it gives out a score. So that's how it
27:07
27:07 works. So let's go ahead and generate
27:10
27:10 three words, buddy. Here we go. If
27:12
27:12 you're just listening, head over start
27:13
27:13 for live and you can see what we're
27:15
27:15 talking about. But here we go. Boom.
27:17
27:17 We're betting 10 chips. I sorry I should
27:19
27:19 have asked you how many chips to bet,
27:20
27:20 buddy. I'll ask you in this next one. Uh
27:22
27:22 but we have uh disco, asteroid, and
27:25
27:25 stapler. And overall ranking comedy
27:28
27:28 jackpot with a combination score of 88
27:31
27:31 out of 100. And so this is uh why it
27:33
27:33 ranks it this way is three categories
27:35
27:35 collide without feeling uh filing
27:37
27:37 paperwork. Logic left the room and
27:39
27:39 forgot about its jacket. So, uh, you can
27:42
27:42 see here we've won 50 chips, buddy. 50
27:45
27:45 chips. Now, the question I have for you
27:48
27:48 is with this combination, disco,
27:52
27:52 asteroid, and stapler.
27:54
27:54 What comes to mind? What What do you
27:56
27:56 think about when you hear those three
27:57
27:57 words?
27:58
27:58 >> Disco, asteroid, and stapler.
28:01
28:01 >> Yeah,
28:01
28:01 >> it's like we're going to put like a word
28:03
28:03 association with this stuff.
28:04
28:04 >> Disco. Okay. I I'm getting visions of uh
28:07
28:07 like a roller rink. You know what I
28:09
28:09 mean? People just people just a roller
28:11
28:11 rink at the disco.
28:13
28:13 >> Maybe it's like an asteroid theme,
28:16
28:16 >> you know?
28:17
28:17 >> Maybe it's like an asteroid disco roller
28:19
28:19 rink theme
28:20
28:20 >> like stapler.
28:22
28:22 >> Um
28:24
28:24 I'm thinking maybe they have a stapler
28:25
28:25 in the middle of the the skating rink
28:28
28:28 that they all have shipping.
28:30
28:30 >> They got to they got to dodge it, you
28:32
28:32 know, because it spits staples at them.
28:35
28:35 >> That's [ __ ] great.
28:38
28:38 It's great. I love that. No notes. No
28:41
28:41 notes. Not at all.
28:44
28:44 >> That's what I see when I think of disc
28:47
28:47 stapler. Yeah.
28:48
28:48 >> Let's do it. Uh I'm sorry. Do you want
28:50
28:50 to bet more chips, Joshua? Uh we can bet
28:52
28:52 50 chips, 25 chips, 10 and five.
28:55
28:55 >> I I I tend to go in slow, you know? I'm
28:57
28:57 not just just a hard pumper like right
28:60
28:60 off the right off the bat. Uh let's go.
29:02
29:02 Let's go. 25.
29:03
29:03 >> Okay. 25 chips. Here we go. Generating.
29:07
29:07 And our words are
29:10
29:10 >> I don't know what that word is.
29:12
29:12 >> A word that John
29:13
29:13 >> A cannot pronounce.
29:16
29:16 >> Gelatin. We're going to go with the guy
29:17
29:17 who cannot read.
29:18
29:18 >> Gelatin
29:20
29:20 briefcase tumble weed. Uh this one gave
29:23
29:23 us a score of 93 out of 100.
29:26
29:26 >> Got it.
29:27
29:27 >> So word word generation or word
29:30
29:30 association buddy. Gelatin.
29:33
29:33 >> Gelatin briefcase. Okay.
29:35
29:35 That sounds briefcase, dude. That sounds
29:37
29:37 like a uh a jelloy briefcase. You know,
29:41
29:41 kind of like a
29:42
29:42 >> um [ __ ] What am I thinking about here?
29:45
29:45 Uh you know how jello makes molds,
29:48
29:48 right? They have like different kinds of
29:50
29:50 like molds that you can put Jell-O into.
29:52
29:52 I feel like there's just a a cowboy
29:56
29:56 >> holding on to like a jello briefcase.
29:60
29:60 >> Okay.
29:60
29:60 >> Uh in the middle of a desert, you know,
30:02
30:02 and he's just kind of standing there
30:04
30:04 waiting for his horse to come back, his
30:06
30:06 business horse, and then you see a
30:07
30:07 little tumble weed grow by just like
30:10
30:10 >> I think it's good listening. I said
30:11
30:11 tumble weed earlier with those little
30:14
30:14 tumble weed.
30:15
30:15 >> Yeah. Did you say tumble weed? Yeah.
30:17
30:17 Tumb, you know, like little tumble weed
30:18
30:18 through the parking lot. So I I feel
30:21
30:21 >> like we're are being monitored
30:23
30:23 >> sorted out there right now. Stop
30:24
30:24 listening.
30:25
30:25 >> Yeah. Stop. Stop listening.
30:26
30:26 >> Not not you listening to I mean Yeah.
30:28
30:28 Thank you for joining. Thank you for
30:29
30:29 watching. But you know talking to the
30:30
30:30 other the AI person. Yeah.
30:33
30:33 >> Damn. Okay. Also that one won 125 chips
30:36
30:36 for us. And right now we're sitting at
30:38
30:38 uh 290 delay chips here.
30:41
30:41 >> That's pretty crazy. I say we go [ __ ]
30:43
30:43 all in, buddy. Let's go 50 chips, my
30:44
30:44 dude.
30:45
30:45 >> 50 chips. Let's [ __ ] get it. Let's
30:47
30:47 [ __ ] get three more words out here.
30:49
30:49 What do we got? We got muffin, zeppelin,
30:52
30:52 and gargoyle. This one gave us 94.
30:55
30:55 Joshua, see, this is why when I'm in
30:57
30:57 Vegas, you know, I'm just going to I'm
30:59
30:59 just going to really, you know, I'm
31:01
31:01 going to I'm going to go for it, you
31:02
31:02 know. I'm going to pump the money,
31:03
31:03 right? Because eventually you're going
31:05
31:05 to hit big, you know.
31:07
31:07 >> Okay, I like this. This gives me a good
31:09
31:09 visual. I'm I'm thinking gargo gargoyle.
31:12
31:12 [ __ ] I can't even say it. I can say
31:14
31:14 gelatin, but I can't even see gargoyle.
31:16
31:16 >> Gelatin. Yeah.
31:18
31:18 >> Muffin. Zeppelin. Gargoyle.
31:20
31:20 >> Okay. I'm I'm thinking of a gargoyle in
31:22
31:22 a zeppelin eating muffins flying over
31:25
31:25 flying over like a a castle or you know
31:27
31:27 just
31:28
31:28 >> Okay. Okay. I could see that. Yeah. It
31:30
31:30 kind of reminds me of like if it was a
31:31
31:31 cartoon. Do you remember that cartoon
31:33
31:33 Gargoyles?
31:34
31:34 >> Like this was like this was a cartoon.
31:36
31:36 >> I'd have to see Yeah. a strip or a
31:38
31:38 poster probably.
31:39
31:39 >> Yeah. Mia, put the little thing up there
31:41
31:41 so Charlie inevitably when he doesn't
31:44
31:44 watch this episode again.
31:45
31:45 >> But that that show, that cartoon, that's
31:48
31:48 kind of what it reminds me of. If you
31:50
31:50 had that same scenario where the Scargo
31:52
31:52 is eating a muffin on a Zeppelin, it
31:54
31:54 would be in that cartoon style. So,
31:56
31:56 >> I'm with you on that, buddy. I'm with
31:57
31:57 you. I dig it.
31:57
31:57 >> Uh, let's do one more. Let's do one more
31:59
31:59 [ __ ] All in, baby. All in. Yeah.
32:02
32:02 >> Here we go. Three words. What do we got?
32:06
32:06 >> Okay. Here we go. This one gave us a 96,
32:09
32:09 buddy. We're just winning. So, this is
32:12
32:12 stapler platypus nachos. And this one
32:15
32:15 there there's a different reason for the
32:17
32:17 ranking on this one. Overall ranking is
32:19
32:19 museum grade nonsense with a combined
32:22
32:22 score of 96 out of 100. Why it why it
32:25
32:25 ranks this way? Three categories collide
32:27
32:27 without filing paperwork. Animal plus
32:30
32:30 office combos create instant sitcom
32:33
32:33 instant sitcom damage. The words sound
32:36
32:36 funny before they're even meant before
32:38
32:38 they even mean anything. We won 300
32:40
32:40 chips on that one. We have 740 delay
32:43
32:43 chips, buddy. I don't know what these
32:44
32:44 are doing for us, but we we're winners
32:46
32:46 apparently. But Stapler, Platypus, and
32:49
32:49 nachos. What are you thinking about on
32:50
32:50 this?
32:52
32:52 >> I mean, I I did the last one, the gar.
32:54
32:54 >> Oh, yeah. So, I guess I'm thinking about
32:56
32:56 your turn. Your turn.
32:57
32:57 >> You know what I'm saying?
32:59
32:59 >> Stapler, platypus, and nachos. I feel
33:02
33:02 like obviously the main character in
33:03
33:03 this is going to be the platypus, right?
33:05
33:05 Because platypus is on their own or
33:07
33:07 platypus eye plat plat platypuses.
33:10
33:10 >> Okay. Platypi
33:12
33:12 >> platypi. Yeah, however you pronounce I
33:14
33:14 think it's just platypus is the plural
33:16
33:16 for platypus.
33:18
33:18 I don't know. Anyways, he's holding a
33:20
33:20 stapler and in the other hand it's just
33:23
33:23 a bunch of [ __ ] nachos. And I imagine
33:25
33:25 this little sucker is like being
33:27
33:27 wellkept at a like a zoo or something.
33:29
33:29 Like he's probably taken the stapler
33:32
33:32 from the the zookeeper, right? And he's
33:36
33:36 stolen the zookeeper's lunch, which was
33:38
33:38 nachos, and he's just [ __ ] downing
33:39
33:39 the nachos with the other hand, and he's
33:41
33:41 using the stapler as like a like a
33:43
33:43 weapon almost, like you know how you can
33:45
33:45 like shoot staples out of that little
33:46
33:46 stapler, right?
33:47
33:47 >> Yeah. That's the first thing I think of.
33:48
33:48 It's like a staple a stapler gun.
33:51
33:51 Literally.
33:51
33:51 >> Yeah. Stapler gun. Really? Yeah. And
33:53
33:53 stapler machine gun just
33:56
33:56 >> stapler machine gun. Yes.
33:58
33:58 >> I mean, we all know platypuses are
34:00
34:00 venomous. But, you know, you can't do
34:02
34:02 anything if you're not up close, right?
34:04
34:04 So, that that little stapler gun while
34:06
34:06 eating the nachos is really what's
34:08
34:08 keeping them going right now. So, that's
34:10
34:10 what I That's what I think about. That's
34:11
34:11 what I'm thinking on this one.
34:12
34:12 >> I didn't know platypuses were uh
34:14
34:14 venomous. Really?
34:15
34:15 >> Yeah. They have one little venom thing
34:17
34:17 in like their back leg. It's crazy.
34:19
34:19 >> Huh. Fun fact.
34:22
34:22 >> Fun fact. the more you know. Here on
34:24
34:24 Sorry for Little Laid Out Live. Uh,
34:26
34:26 buddy, that was fun. I I think we just
34:28
34:28 got to pull our money. Uh, $740 up in
34:31
34:31 the sorry coins and uh, you know, I
34:33
34:33 think we just I think we just walk away,
34:35
34:35 buddy. I think we walk away.
34:36
34:36 >> Let's walk away right now
34:39
34:39 >> and let's get on over into an AI song uh
34:42
34:42 that I created for the week.
34:45
34:45 >> I'm ready.
34:45
34:45 >> Um, this is called It's Vegas. That's
34:50
34:50 the song title. It is it was written by
34:54
34:54 me and it is uh sang by yours truly. And
34:60
34:60 uh Joshua, I hope you have a good time.
35:01
35:01 I hope the listeners have a good time.
35:03
35:03 If not, skip ahead. We'll get to the
35:04
35:04 fortunes and [ __ ] after Joshua tells me
35:06
35:06 stuff.
35:07
35:07 >> Don't skip ahead.
35:08
35:08 >> Oh, don't skip ahead. Let the people
35:09
35:09 listen.
35:10
35:10 >> Listen to it in its entirety.
35:14
35:14 >> If not, you're screwed. If not, but here
35:16
35:16 you go, buddy. This one's called It's
35:18
35:18 Vegas. Here you go.
35:31
35:31 New York used to wear a diamond grin,
35:34
35:34 but now it's lost a little skin. Same
35:38
35:38 old skyline, same old tune. Stars show
35:42
35:42 up and leave too soon. Midnight there
35:46
35:46 feels cold and thin. Neon here pulls you
35:51
35:51 right in. Broadway shines but fades so
35:54
35:54 fast. Vegas knows how to make it last.
35:59
35:59 It's Vegas. It's Vegas where the dark
36:04
36:04 puts glitter on its shoes. It's Vegas.
36:08
36:08 It's Vegas where the losers look lucky
36:12
36:12 when they lose. It's velvet. It's
36:15
36:15 danger. It's a one night savior. It's a
36:18
36:18 headline hot in electric flavor. New
36:21
36:21 York can dream, LA can fake us, but
36:24
36:24 nobody does forever like Vegas.
36:34
36:34 LA used to kiss like a movie screen. Now
36:37
36:37 it's all smoke and movie star has been
36:41
36:41 sunset glows, but the magic's gone. They
36:45
36:45 all pose, but nobody's on. Silver faded
36:50
36:50 charm ran dry. Too much flash and a
36:53
36:53 tired sky. Used to feel like a grand
36:57
36:57 premiere. Now the best shows are are all
37:01
37:01 out here.
37:02
37:02 It's Vegas. It's Vegas where the dark
37:07
37:07 puts glitter on its shoes. It's Vegas.
37:11
37:11 It's Vegas where the losers look lucky
37:15
37:15 when they lose. It's velvet. It's
37:18
37:18 danger. It's a one night savior. It's a
37:20
37:20 headline hard in electric flavor. New
37:24
37:24 York can dream. LA can fake us, but
37:28
37:28 nobody does forever
37:30
37:30 like Vegas.
37:34
37:34 Cards on the table, gold in the glass.
37:38
37:38 One night here can outshine the past. No
37:42
37:42 one sleeps so no one waits. Heaven
37:46
37:46 checks in through neon gates. It's
37:48
37:48 Vegas. It's Vegas where the dark puts
37:53
37:53 glitter on its shoes. It's Vegas. It's
37:57
37:57 Vegas where the sinner sings sweeter
38:00
38:00 with the blues. It's reckless. It's
38:03
38:03 golden. It's a hot hand holding. It's a
38:06
38:06 last chance love with the lights all
38:08
38:08 swollen. New York can brood. LA can
38:12
38:12 chase us, but nobody wears the nights
38:16
38:16 like Vegas. It's Vegas.
38:23
38:23 It's Vegas.
38:27
38:27 Nobody does forever
38:30
38:30 like Vegas.
38:38
38:38 All right, buddy. There you go. How did
38:41
38:41 you feel about that one?
38:43
38:43 >> I liked it. That was good. That was
38:45
38:45 good.
38:45
38:45 >> Yeah. Enjoyed that one.
38:46
38:46 >> No, I I really like
38:48
38:48 >> they swing to it.
38:49
38:49 >> I feel like your voice compleimemented
38:52
38:52 the the like the genre and the sound of
38:55
38:55 it very well.
38:56
38:56 >> Oh, okay. I see. I see. Yeah.
38:58
38:58 >> Yeah. It's And it was funny because
38:60
38:60 while I was listening to that, I got uh
39:01
39:01 I don't know why, but you you remember
39:04
39:04 the movie The Mask, right, with Jim
39:05
39:05 Carrey?
39:06
39:06 >> Yeah. Yeah.
39:06
39:06 >> Remember that scene where he goes and
39:07
39:07 he's like smoking, you know, he goes
39:09
39:09 into the club and he's like all dancing
39:10
39:10 and he's doing like the whole the Coco
39:12
39:12 bongo, I think the club, the name of the
39:14
39:14 club was.
39:15
39:15 >> I It gave me kind of like I was just
39:18
39:18 waiting for Jim Carrey to pop out and
39:19
39:19 put the mask on and just have like, you
39:21
39:21 know, start spinning around and dancing
39:23
39:23 and having a good time, you know?
39:26
39:26 >> It kind of gave me like fun vibes like
39:27
39:27 that. Yeah.
39:28
39:28 >> Okay. I like that.
39:30
39:30 >> Yeah. It was giving me visuals. Like I
39:31
39:31 don't know why I don't know why just
39:32
39:32 listening to it like like it just put me
39:34
39:34 in that space to have a good time.
39:36
39:36 >> So nice. That was fun song.
39:37
39:37 >> I'm glad. I'm glad cuz I had fun making
39:39
39:39 that one. That one took me over five
39:41
39:41 renditions to get the right thing.
39:43
39:43 >> Only five.
39:44
39:44 >> Only five. Five is not that five is not
39:47
39:47 that many, buddy. Come on.
39:49
39:49 >> The way I do my renditions are a little
39:51
39:51 bit different than yours. So basically
39:52
39:52 I'll do I'll do like a version one and
39:55
39:55 then in that version one I'll tweak a
39:57
39:57 lot of things and so I'll do like 10
39:58
39:58 different version ones and then once I
40:01
40:01 find one that evolved to where I need it
40:03
40:03 to be I'll do a version two of that and
40:06
40:06 then I'll do another like 10 or five to
40:08
40:08 get it to where I need to be. So version
40:10
40:10 five probably took a good like 50
40:13
40:13 renditions to get something that I
40:15
40:15 wanted. So there's
40:16
40:16 >> So yeah, I was think I was my math was
40:19
40:19 not mathing like your math is math.
40:22
40:22 >> I was thinking a one for a one for one
40:24
40:24 like a one for one, a two for two. I
40:26
40:26 wasn't thinking a one was like one
40:28
40:28 equals five and two equals 20, you know,
40:32
40:32 like whatever. But I I get what you're
40:34
40:34 saying because I do similar I have a
40:36
40:36 similar method. You're right.
40:37
40:37 >> Yeah. Yeah. It's kind of fun that we all
40:39
40:39 have like similar ways that we get to
40:41
40:41 where we're going, you know?
40:43
40:43 >> Mhm.
40:44
40:44 >> Yeah. It was fun. That was fun. Yeah.
40:46
40:46 Uh, you know, play that again. Turn it
40:48
40:48 up.
40:48
40:48 >> Yes, sir. All right, buddy. Let's move
40:50
40:50 on here. Let's go on over to Vegas 100.
40:55
40:55 >> Oh, man.
40:55
40:55 >> So, what do you You're You're finally at
40:57
40:57 the point, buddy, where you can tell me
40:59
40:59 what the hell these are about.
41:01
41:01 >> Vegas 100. Okay. Wait. First, before I
41:04
41:04 tell you what it is, I need to know. I
41:08
41:08 not need to know, but I I want to know
41:10
41:10 if you have an idea of what you think
41:12
41:12 this might be. what I think the Vegas
41:16
41:16 100's going to be.
41:17
41:17 >> Okay.
41:17
41:17 >> Yeah.
41:18
41:18 >> Um I feel
41:21
41:21 >> I feel like I'm going to be set up for
41:26
41:26 something having to do with the multiple
41:29
41:29 of 100.
41:30
41:30 >> Okay.
41:30
41:30 >> So that is what that's what I feel like
41:33
41:33 this is going like it it may be like
41:35
41:35 See, I want you to like [ __ ] put a
41:38
41:38 thumb up your ass a hundred times or
41:40
41:40 >> No, no, no. I wouldn't do that to you. I
41:42
41:42 I wouldn't do I wouldn't take it to that
41:44
41:44 extreme, but um it is going to lead into
41:46
41:46 the next segment. So, if you just got
41:47
41:47 this far in the podcast, stay tuned for
41:49
41:49 the next part of it because this will
41:50
41:50 lead into the next part of it, believe
41:52
41:52 it or not. So, okay. So, Sean, the Vegas
41:55
41:55 100.
41:57
41:57 >> Here it is.
41:58
41:58 >> Now that you've already guessed and it's
41:59
41:59 not going to be put 100 thumbs up your
42:01
42:01 butt cuz that would not be that that
42:04
42:04 would not be good. I would not want you
42:06
42:06 to be appreciate that.
42:07
42:07 >> Put 100 thumbs different thumbs too.
42:08
42:08 Maybe your own, but different ones I
42:10
42:10 wouldn't be wouldn't be okay with that.
42:12
42:12 Okay. All right. So, Sean, here we go,
42:14
42:14 buddy.
42:15
42:15 >> I'm ready.
42:16
42:16 >> During the Vegas 100,
42:18
42:18 >> you will receive 100
42:22
42:22 >> Sorry for the delay bucks at an
42:25
42:25 undisclosed time and date. Okay.
42:29
42:29 >> What the [ __ ]
42:30
42:30 >> Okay. Okay.
42:30
42:30 >> Okay.
42:31
42:31 >> You're going to receive 100 sorry for
42:34
42:34 the delay bucks.
42:36
42:36 >> Okay. And once you receive this
42:37
42:37 >> like real money,
42:38
42:38 >> I don't know what I'm going to do with
42:40
42:40 this.
42:40
42:40 >> Don't worry about it. Don't worry about
42:42
42:42 it. We're getting there. Like I said,
42:43
42:43 you got to stay tuned. There's more.
42:45
42:45 There's these things go. There may be a
42:47
42:47 segue here. Maybe not.
42:48
42:48 >> Okay. All right. I'll just be sorry.
42:51
42:51 >> Okay. All right. So, once you receive
42:52
42:52 this your mission, if you wish to
42:56
42:56 accept, otherwise you don't get the 100.
42:59
42:59 Sorry for delay bucks. Um, you have to
43:02
43:02 stretch this 100.
43:05
43:05 Uh, sorry for the lay bucks as far as
43:08
43:08 you can. And I need you to make some
43:10
43:10 questionable decisions. I need you to,
43:13
43:13 again, this is Vegas.
43:16
43:16 You got a 100 bucks. Um, what I want,
43:19
43:19 this is how I want you to vision this. I
43:21
43:21 want you to think one man, one tiny
43:24
43:24 budget. This is this and Vegas staring
43:28
43:28 you down. Like, come on and get me, baby
43:30
43:30 boy. Okay? I I need you I need you to
43:33
43:33 take this $100. So, this is the Vegas
43:35
43:35 challenge. I need this to happen. And on
43:37
43:37 next week's episode,
43:39
43:39 >> I want you to tell all of us,
43:42
43:42 >> you got to report back. We might I might
43:44
43:44 even ask for receipts,
43:46
43:46 >> okay?
43:48
43:48 >> Or pictures. We need We need Pixar. It
43:50
43:50 didn't happen.
43:52
43:52 >> Myself and the audience wants to know
43:54
43:54 what you are going to do with the
43:56
43:56 invested 100. Sorry for the lay bucks in
43:60
43:60 Vegas. Can you do you accept this
44:03
44:03 challenge?
44:03
44:03 >> Wait, so I don't have a goal? Like you
44:06
44:06 know how on these challenge things it's
44:07
44:07 like here's $100. Now find a way to have
44:12
44:12 a meal, right? Or find a way to make a
44:15
44:15 $100 last the whole day. You know, is
44:18
44:18 you're just giving me a $100 and you're
44:20
44:20 telling me make it make it make it last.
44:23
44:23 What does that what does that mean? What
44:25
44:25 does that mean?
44:25
44:25 >> Did you not understand the assignment?
44:27
44:27 There is we still have another part to
44:30
44:30 this. Okay, we still have not gotten to
44:32
44:32 the next part of this. Oh, first you
44:34
44:34 have to accept how can I accept
44:36
44:36 something that I don't know the
44:39
44:39 >> You know what? Fine. I accept I accept
44:41
44:41 whatever challenge this is. Bring it on.
44:44
44:44 [ __ ] it. Let's go.
44:46
44:46 >> Okay. Okay. But you have to understand
44:49
44:49 you will be receiving this
44:51
44:51 at any time, any date along this the
44:55
44:55 time you're there. Any time. Well, that
44:57
44:57 kind of works out in my favor then
44:59
44:59 because let's say for example I get this
45:03
45:03 100 sorry for the delay bucks at like
45:05
45:05 2:00 in the morning, right?
45:08
45:08 >> And I'm like [ __ ] sleeping like I'm
45:10
45:10 just sleeping, you know? Like then boom,
45:12
45:12 money saved, baby. Money saved.
45:14
45:14 >> Or maybe you're maybe you're sitting in
45:17
45:17 front of a card table or maybe you're
45:19
45:19 sitting in front of somewhere and you
45:20
45:20 just all of a sudden you hear the sorry
45:22
45:22 for delay ding. you know,
45:25
45:25 the quarter hits the jukebox
45:27
45:27 >> and and just all of a sudden you come
45:29
45:29 alive because now you got invested sorry
45:32
45:32 for the late dollars going into
45:34
45:34 your Vegas day, your time in Vegas.
45:37
45:37 >> Okay. But see, if I heard the ding while
45:39
45:39 I was at the blackjack table, I I would
45:42
45:42 automatically know that that is my
45:44
45:44 investment money. And I don't know if I
45:45
45:45 would put that $100 playing that game.
45:48
45:48 You know, I'm trying to I'm trying to
45:50
45:50 keep that money as long as I can. So
45:52
45:52 >> Okay. Okay. You know,
45:53
45:53 >> again, we're taking we gota we people
45:55
45:55 have to know basically what you're going
45:58
45:58 to do with the money that they are
46:01
46:01 buying t-shirts for. You know what I
46:02
46:02 mean? Like we've made, you know, the the
46:04
46:04 people need to know where the t-shirt
46:05
46:05 money is going.
46:07
46:07 >> And uh
46:07
46:07 >> it's going to go to me.
46:09
46:09 >> This is where your money's going, folks.
46:12
46:12 >> So, thank you for, you know, again,
46:14
46:14 silly. Check out the merch. Um
46:16
46:16 >> come buy the shirt.
46:16
46:16 >> Some cool stuff on there.
46:17
46:17 >> Mermaid shirts. Um, but yes, we need to
46:21
46:21 know where this money that's being
46:23
46:23 invested back in the We We just want to
46:25
46:25 know. We want to have fun with you,
46:26
46:26 Sean. And uh you have to accept the
46:29
46:29 challenge so we can move on to the next
46:31
46:31 segment.
46:32
46:32 >> I've accepted the challenge, buddy. Move
46:34
46:34 on to the next segment. What What's
46:35
46:35 going on?
46:37
46:37 >> All right. Okay. So, here we go. Sean's
46:41
46:41 Casino Crawl. Sean, a few weeks back,
46:44
46:44 you had mentioned
46:46
46:46 uh doing a bar crawl, right? Wasn't that
46:48
46:48 your whole thing? Like doing bar crawls
46:49
46:49 and having a good time?
46:50
46:50 >> Cosmic crisp bar crawl, which was really
46:52
46:52 fun,
46:53
46:53 >> right? Which is a great Which is a great
46:54
46:54 [ __ ] time, right? You had a good You
46:56
46:56 had a good good time. Okay, so now that
46:59
46:59 you have at some point
47:03
47:03 a hundred, sorry for the delay, bucks.
47:06
47:06 Okay, I like how he's putting the
47:08
47:08 emphasis on at some point like it's just
47:11
47:11 going to be a random in inflection of
47:14
47:14 [ __ ] a hundred. Sorry for the late a
47:16
47:16 dollars just randomly in my pocket
47:19
47:19 somewhere. Like it it scares me. Like
47:22
47:22 I'm going to be walking the streets of
47:24
47:24 the strip and then someone's going to
47:26
47:26 come up behind me and go, "Hey, you're
47:27
47:27 that guy from that podcast, right?" And
47:29
47:29 I'm going to go, "Uh, how do I know?"
47:30
47:30 And then he's going to hand me a
47:32
47:32 hundred. Sorry for the delay dollars.
47:33
47:33 And he's going to look at me in the eyes
47:34
47:34 and go, "You know what to do with it."
47:37
47:37 And then walk away. It's scary.
47:40
47:40 All right. Well, we all I mean, Vegas is
47:42
47:42 all about having a good time, right? And
47:44
47:44 there's nothing wrong with having a
47:45
47:45 little bit of spare change to have a
47:47
47:47 good time. But while you're in Vegas,
47:48
47:48 you also need to for the podcast, for
47:51
47:51 the people, for yourself. You got you
47:53
47:53 got to have some challenges. Okay. So,
47:55
47:55 now you got a little bit of bucks. Now,
47:57
47:57 let's challenge ourselves to to uh to uh
48:00
48:00 have some achievements along the way.
48:02
48:02 It's like video game, right? Now, you
48:04
48:04 have your currency. Let's get let's
48:06
48:06 let's achieve some [ __ ] All right. So,
48:08
48:08 along your journey here, Sean, this
48:10
48:10 these are my challenges for you.
48:13
48:13 Hope you accept these challenges as
48:15
48:15 well. You ready to hear these challenges
48:17
48:17 now that I put money in your pocket?
48:19
48:19 >> Yeah.
48:19
48:19 >> Okay. What do you
48:20
48:20 >> What are the challenges?
48:21
48:21 >> So, Sean, like your bar crawl up in
48:24
48:24 Washington, I need you to do a casino
48:27
48:27 crawl. And this isn't just So, what you
48:31
48:31 got to do, here's what you need to do
48:33
48:33 for me and for the audience. I need you
48:36
48:36 to buy a drink
48:39
48:39 at each casino.
48:41
48:41 >> Okay.
48:42
48:42 >> Okay. every casino you go to.
48:44
48:44 >> Every casino,
48:44
48:44 >> each casino you go to.
48:47
48:47 >> Okay.
48:48
48:48 >> Okay.
48:49
48:49 >> But the biggest challenge you're going
48:51
48:51 to come across, and maybe it's not a
48:52
48:52 challenge at all, every drink you buy
48:56
48:56 >> has to be prepared differently.
48:60
48:60 So, for example, one can be blended, one
49:04
49:04 can be on the rocks, one could be
49:06
49:06 straight up, or one, like my new
49:08
49:08 favorite, one could be smoked. So, none
49:10
49:10 of your drinks can be the same and you
49:14
49:14 have to do a different drink at every
49:18
49:18 casino.
49:20
49:20 >> Okay. Okay. All right. All right. Hang
49:22
49:22 on.
49:22
49:22 >> This is your crawl if you choose to
49:24
49:24 accept.
49:26
49:26 >> I have to write down
49:29
49:29 this again so I can so I can get this
49:31
49:31 correct. So, every bar I go to. All
49:35
49:35 right. Every bar I go to, I have to have
49:39
49:39 a different drink,
49:41
49:41 >> right?
49:42
49:42 >> But it's got to be prepared. Prepared.
49:46
49:46 >> Yes.
49:47
49:47 >> Different.
49:47
49:47 >> Ideally, a different drink. Can't just
49:49
49:49 have Jack and Cokes every [ __ ] time.
49:50
49:50 Right.
49:50
49:50 >> But see, that's the I feel like I'm
49:52
49:52 going to run into an issue here because
49:54
49:54 I feel there's not many there's many.
49:57
49:57 >> I don't want to hear excuses.
49:59
49:59 >> I don't want to hear excuses.
50:01
50:01 >> You're in Vegas.
50:02
50:02 >> Listen, dude.
50:03
50:03 >> You could have You can hook up with a
50:05
50:05 little person. I mean, you can do
50:06
50:06 whatever you want. I mean, Vegas, you
50:08
50:08 can have you could drink the drink
50:09
50:09 upside down for all I care. You just
50:11
50:11 have to
50:13
50:13 >> do it different.
50:15
50:15 >> All right. Is this my whole trip or is
50:16
50:16 this is this as soon as I get the $100?
50:19
50:19 That is my challenge.
50:20
50:20 >> Listen, as soon as you get the $100,
50:24
50:24 >> as soon as as soon as you hear the
50:27
50:27 quarter hit the Jew box,
50:28
50:28 >> okay,
50:29
50:29 >> and you have a $100 of the Sorry for
50:31
50:31 delay invested. Thank you for buying the
50:33
50:33 merch. Uh for the money. Um then
50:37
50:37 yes, then this is what you will use to
50:41
50:41 go on this crawl for all of us that
50:42
50:42 you're doing this for
50:45
50:45 >> all of us here.
50:46
50:46 >> For the people. For the people. This is
50:47
50:47 this is for the people.
50:49
50:49 >> So wait a minute. So wait a giving me a
50:51
50:51 lot of power here. So let's say let's
50:53
50:53 just give casual example here, right?
50:55
50:55 Let's say I hear that ding, right? I
50:57
50:57 hear that ding
50:58
50:58 >> and Sean's already inebriated, right?
50:60
50:60 He's already had a few in him, right?
51:02
51:02 and he's like, "You know what? I can
51:04
51:04 make this money and double it." You
51:07
51:07 know, and let's say I go I put that
51:09
51:09 money into a slot machine
51:11
51:11 >> and I don't double it. Does the
51:13
51:13 challenge end?
51:14
51:14 >> I'm not done yet. I'm not done yet. Oh,
51:16
51:16 >> because you have to be fiscally
51:17
51:17 responsible
51:19
51:19 >> with this.
51:21
51:21 Not only do you have to buy a drink,
51:25
51:25 you have to also gamble at each one of
51:28
51:28 those casinos as well
51:31
51:31 with your $100.
51:34
51:34 >> Oh my god.
51:36
51:36 I don't think I'm going to get very far,
51:38
51:38 but you know what? I'm going to try it.
51:39
51:39 I'm I'm going to try to get as far as I
51:41
51:41 can.
51:42
51:42 >> I mean, I'm not saying you have to visit
51:43
51:43 every casino, but I am say I mean, okay,
51:47
51:47 you got to have more than at least one
51:48
51:48 drink, right? You can't just like you
51:51
51:51 can't just
51:52
51:52 >> And I know you're going to go through
51:53
51:53 more than one casino.
51:56
51:56 >> Yeah.
51:56
51:56 >> So, you have to budget.
51:59
51:59 >> Again, I'm not going to give you all the
52:00
52:00 answers, man. I'm not going to tell you
52:02
52:02 how you can strategically do this.
52:07
52:07 >> But that wouldn't be fun. That would not
52:09
52:09 be fun if I gave you the answers.
52:11
52:11 >> Yeah. No, it wouldn't. Let me figure it
52:12
52:12 out. I'll figure it out. So in short
52:15
52:15 term I'm getting a hundred sorry for the
52:18
52:18 delayed dollars that I need to use
52:21
52:21 >> to
52:23
52:23 a drink at every casino that I go to
52:27
52:27 >> in a different way
52:29
52:29 >> your casino crawl. Yes.
52:31
52:31 >> Yeah. So it has to be a part of that but
52:33
52:33 also used to be gamble at every one of
52:36
52:36 the casinos that I go to.
52:38
52:38 >> Correct.
52:39
52:39 >> Okay. Okay. I think that summed it up
52:41
52:41 pretty easily. All right. Challenge
52:44
52:44 accepted.
52:45
52:45 >> Okay. All right.
52:46
52:46 >> I'm gonna do it.
52:47
52:47 >> Okay. We're taking receipts and we are
52:49
52:49 also
52:50
52:50 um video footage is accepted as well.
52:53
52:53 However you want to prove to the
52:55
52:55 community that that we're all involved
52:57
52:57 in here, you know, all the everybody
52:59
52:59 listening, everybody watching, we all
53:00
53:00 want to know how you're going to stretch
53:02
53:02 this $100. And I don't want none of this
53:04
53:04 like, hey, I added five more bucks cuz I
53:06
53:06 ran out. It's either you [ __ ] It's
53:08
53:08 either you do the challenge and you're
53:10
53:10 successful or you just waste it all on,
53:14
53:14 you know, condoms in the restroom. You
53:16
53:16 know what I'm saying? Like I don't know
53:17
53:17 100%.
53:17
53:17 >> I will put I will put a strong effort
53:19
53:19 into this challenge because here's what
53:21
53:21 can happen. This is why Vegas is a
53:23
53:23 dangerous slope, you know? So, let's say
53:25
53:25 I get this sorry for the delayed money,
53:27
53:27 right? It comes in and I'm like, "All
53:29
53:29 right, boom. Challenge started. Bar
53:31
53:31 crawl is already in full effect. You
53:33
53:33 know what? Here's what I'm going to do.
53:35
53:35 100 bucks into the machine, right? Hit
53:37
53:37 it. Boom. 200 bucks instantly. Cash it
53:41
53:41 out, baby. Cash it out. Then I have that
53:44
53:44 extra hundred bucks to play with when
53:46
53:46 while not even touching the extra. Sorry
53:48
53:48 for the delay $100. You know, that's why
53:51
53:51 Vegas is scary because that can happen.
53:53
53:53 That can happen. And then we're all
53:55
53:55 good.
53:55
53:55 >> Did Did you think I was done with your
53:57
53:57 challenge? Did you think I'd make it
53:58
53:58 that easy?
53:59
53:59 >> What the [ __ ] There's more.
54:01
54:01 >> Did you think I was done? This is a
54:03
54:03 three-part challenge.
54:04
54:04 >> Oh my god. Let's see if I remember this
54:06
54:06 third part. Go for it.
54:08
54:08 >> Okay. This is your final part of this
54:11
54:11 challenge. And how you could you could
54:12
54:12 maybe even complete this on the drive
54:15
54:15 home or no wait to the airport. Who
54:17
54:17 knows? Who knows?
54:19
54:19 >> I need you to show off on this podcast
54:23
54:23 something you you uh bought from Vegas.
54:28
54:28 >> Mhm. something you borrowed from Vegas
54:31
54:31 and something you've stolen from Vegas,
54:33
54:33 buddy. So, I need you to bring me back
54:38
54:38 and every and whatever you you bought,
54:41
54:41 you borrowed, or you stole. No, you got
54:43
54:43 to steal. You got to bring back three
54:45
54:45 things. I want all of those to fit
54:46
54:46 somewhere in your background so we can
54:48
54:48 be reminded every time we watch this
54:50
54:50 podcast.
54:52
54:52 >> The The hard one I'm thinking about here
54:53
54:53 is borrowed. What is borrowing something
54:56
54:56 from Vegas?
54:58
54:58 >> Figure it out. That's how you say you
55:01
55:01 gotta figure it out.
55:05
55:05 >> I'll figure it out. Ladies and
55:07
55:07 gentlemen, by the time you watch this,
55:08
55:08 I'll I'll be back home
55:10
55:10 >> and uh next week's episode, we'll figure
55:13
55:13 out what I borrowed and if I completed
55:16
55:16 the challenge.
55:18
55:18 >> Buddy, is that everything? Can we move
55:20
55:20 on now?
55:21
55:21 >> That's we can move on, buddy. I I hope
55:23
55:23 everybody was taking notes because next
55:25
55:25 episode if Sean doesn't come back with
55:26
55:26 this [ __ ] I'm going to be like bummed
55:28
55:28 out. I'm going to be bummed out. So, uh,
55:30
55:30 >> we got computers to take the notes for
55:31
55:31 us, so we'll be fine. It'll let me know
55:33
55:33 what I have to do.
55:34
55:34 >> There you go. That being said, that's
55:36
55:36 everything. Yeah,
55:37
55:37 >> I appreciate it. I'm ready to go. Hey,
55:40
55:40 let's get on to the fun finds, lucky
55:42
55:42 numbers, fortunes. Let's end the week
55:44
55:44 for everybody while I'm on while I'm on
55:46
55:46 vacation.
55:47
55:47 And uh, let's [ __ ] get it, buddy.
55:49
55:49 What do you have for your for your
55:52
55:52 [ __ ] phone, buddy?
55:54
55:54 >> All right, I got two I got two fun I got
55:56
55:56 one uh true fun find and I have another
55:59
55:59 uh just I guess uh yeah, whatever. Call
56:02
56:02 them both fun finds. See, the other day
56:04
56:04 I was digging through some uh my closet
56:06
56:06 and I totally forgot I had this is a
56:09
56:09 personal fun find,
56:10
56:10 >> you know, digging digging around my
56:12
56:12 closet. I came across my 1995
56:17
56:17 Magic of the Gathering playing deck.
56:20
56:20 >> Oh [ ] that's [ ] awesome. I, if I
56:24
56:24 remember correctly, I think we talked
56:25
56:25 about this, maybe we talked about this
56:27
56:27 off camera, uh, but I remember you
56:29
56:29 saying that within this set, you have a
56:34
56:34 very highriced item. Correct.
56:36
56:36 >> I do not know if it's highriced or not,
56:38
56:38 but I'm going to show off a card right
56:40
56:40 now. And those of you listening, those
56:42
56:42 of you watching, whatever, slide it over
56:43
56:43 and you're somebody's going to have to
56:45
56:45 tell me if the card, this card is
56:46
56:46 actually worth anything because I have
56:48
56:48 no idea. And maybe Sean will look it up.
56:50
56:50 I don't know if Sean you should spoil it
56:51
56:51 or let one of the viewers uh tell us.
56:54
56:54 But
56:54
56:54 >> I'll let one of the viewers know because
56:56
56:56 it make me laugh. But I'm going to look
56:57
56:57 it up anyway while you say I
56:58
56:58 >> I need to know if this card right here
57:00
57:00 is worth any money.
57:03
57:03 >> It's kind of blurry. What's the What's
57:05
57:05 the card, buddy?
57:06
57:06 >> Can't see it.
57:08
57:08 >> Let me want you to read it to me. Okay.
57:10
57:10 So, this is the Wheel of Fortune.
57:15
57:15 >> Do I need to hold it up for you one more
57:17
57:17 time?
57:18
57:18 >> No. No, you don't. I I have it right
57:21
57:21 here now. Okay. I All right.
57:23
57:23 Interesting.
57:26
57:26 Huh. Okay. I I know I know the prices of
57:31
57:31 this card now. Uh which is what I was
57:33
57:33 doing for a moment. Sorry, everybody. Uh
57:35
57:35 so, let Joshua know if he's got a winner
57:38
57:38 on his hands. Yes, please do. And this
57:41
57:41 is just the playing deck. So, I have the
57:43
57:43 whole deck right here, everybody. This
57:45
57:45 is just the uh the deck. I have a whole
57:47
57:47 shoe box full of these cards right here.
57:50
57:50 Magic of the galllet from uh 1995s.
57:52
57:52 Maybe some I think the game started what
57:53
57:53 93 or something like that. But um
57:55
57:55 >> yeah, I got a whole whole bunch of
57:57
57:57 these. So, somebody will tell me what
57:58
57:58 that is actually worth. I have no idea,
58:00
58:00 but I got a whole bunch of other cards.
58:01
58:01 I could start showing these off to
58:03
58:03 people only really want to see some
58:04
58:04 Magic of the Gathering cards. Um, so
58:06
58:06 that was my in-house uh fun fun find
58:09
58:09 right there. But because last week we
58:11
58:11 talked a little bit about spooky season
58:13
58:13 and all that, I had to I got to show
58:14
58:14 this little guy off because I think I
58:16
58:16 think it's pretty sick. This is a uh
58:18
58:18 Target Comic Con uh 2026 limited edition
58:23
58:23 uh Pennywise.
58:24
58:24 >> Oo,
58:26
58:26 that's nice, my dude. Very nice. I'm
58:29
58:29 still waiting on that uh that scream
58:32
58:32 one. So hopefully uh we got that one.
58:35
58:35 Keep waiting, buddy.
58:38
58:38 >> Real nice. [ __ ] you, Sean.
58:41
58:41 >> You keep waiting. Those are my fun
58:42
58:42 finds. Sean, what do you got over there?
58:44
58:44 >> Nice, buddy. Hey, in honor of me being
58:47
58:47 in Vegas and uh there being a lot of
58:49
58:49 what this man likes to drink, I have
58:52
58:52 this [ __ ] badass Funko. Not a bitty
58:55
58:55 pop, by the way, everybody. So,
58:56
58:56 congratulate me on that one. Uh but this
58:58
58:58 is Captain Jack Sparrow. Uh this is one
59:03
59:03 of their specialty exclusives. He's kind
59:06
59:06 of you can't really see it, but he's a
59:08
59:08 he's standing on the ship's mass right
59:10
59:10 there. Uh the little one that fell into
59:13
59:13 the ocean, but it is a one of one. See
59:15
59:15 here? Part of the Caribbean, baby. So
59:18
59:18 that is what I'm having. And I'm going
59:19
59:19 to be drinking some rum at a few tiki
59:22
59:22 bars without Joshua. But I'll have this
59:23
59:23 little guy in spirit right here. So
59:25
59:25 there you go. Fun find for the week.
59:27
59:27 >> Literally in spirit.
59:29
59:29 >> Literally in spirits. spirits.
59:33
59:33 >> All right, buddy. Let's do some
59:34
59:34 fortunes.
59:35
59:35 >> Okay. All right.
59:36
59:36 >> And uh some lucky numbers and let's get
59:38
59:38 the kids out of here with an ending
59:39
59:39 monologue and uh you know, go from
59:41
59:41 there.
59:42
59:42 >> Run away. Uh Sean, what do you got?
59:44
59:44 >> Boozy. Dirty.
59:45
59:45 >> We got to We got to do boozy. We got to
59:47
59:47 do
59:48
59:48 >> All right.
59:49
59:49 >> Pre Vegas episode. We got to hit him
59:51
59:51 with the boozy.
59:52
59:52 >> Why not? And let's pull from the bottom
59:54
59:54 because I feel like the the ones from
59:56
59:56 the bottom have been better than the
59:59
59:59 tops if you catch my drift.
60:02
60:02 >> Gross.
60:06
60:06 >> Let's see everybody. Let's crack a
60:08
60:08 cookie. Here we go.
60:12
60:12 All right, everybody. This is going to
60:13
60:13 be your Sorry for the misfortune for
60:17
60:17 episode. Uh,
60:20
60:20 >> that's great. That's great. Misfortune,
60:22
60:22 sponsor us, please.
60:23
60:23 >> Yeah, please. It's been over a hundred
60:25
60:25 cookies now, I think. I know.
60:27
60:27 >> That's a lot of cookies.
60:28
60:28 >> Yeah. Uh here you go for episode uh33.
60:33
60:33 >> Yes, sir.
60:34
60:34 >> Your karaoke performance will be
60:36
60:36 remembered for a briefly exposed nipple.
60:43
60:43 >> Wonderful.
60:44
60:44 >> Wow.
60:44
60:44 >> Wonderful.
60:45
60:45 >> Who doesn't love a nipple,
60:47
60:47 >> right? There's just something so
60:49
60:49 satisfying about them.
60:53
60:53 like little little milk duds. Just so
60:55
60:55 cute. You just
60:57
60:57 want to
60:58
60:58 >> little gumdrops.
60:60
60:60 >> All right,
61:02
61:02 let's do your seven lucky numbers for
61:04
61:04 the week, everybody. Hopefully these win
61:06
61:06 something for you. If not, I don't know.
61:08
61:08 Blame Joshua. It's his fault. But your
61:10
61:10 seven lucky numbers, use them for
61:12
61:12 whatever nefarious reasons you would
61:13
61:13 like. They are as followed. 2 4 10 21 23
61:17
61:17 29 and 68. Once again, those seven lucky
61:20
61:20 numbers are 2, 4, 10, 21, 23, 29, and
61:24
61:24 68.
61:26
61:26 Joshua, we are now at the end of this
61:29
61:29 episode. Uh, and for you, the listener,
61:32
61:32 it's probably only been an hour. Uh, but
61:34
61:34 for Joshua and I, it's been almost two
61:36
61:36 hours and my butt hurts. So, Joshua, let
61:40
61:40 the people know on this pre Vegas
61:43
61:43 episode,
61:44
61:44 give them some Monday motivation, buddy.
61:46
61:46 What do you got? What do you got over
61:47
61:47 there? All right, everybody. As we head
61:49
61:49 into the new week, you know me, I like
61:51
61:51 to inspire a little bit. So, I'm going
61:53
61:53 to leave you with a nice little quote
61:55
61:55 from Jim Ran. And it goes a little
61:58
61:58 something like this.
62:00
62:00 Your life does not get better by chance,
62:03
62:03 it gets better by change.
62:06
62:06 So, everybody, make this week a
62:08
62:08 wonderful week. Thank you for listening.
62:10
62:10 Thank you for watching. Let's keep it
62:12
62:12 going. We will see you next week on
62:13
62:13 episode
62:15
62:15 134.
62:18
62:18 That was beautiful, buddy. That was
62:19
62:19 beautiful. I love it. And you know what?
62:22
62:22 I I have nothing else to say other than
62:24
62:24 um I hope I make it back in one piece,
62:27
62:27 which I will.
62:29
62:29 But Joshua, one last thing before I go,
62:31
62:31 my dude. Here you go. What do you call a
62:35
62:35 polite slot machine?
62:38
62:38 >> No idea.
62:40
62:40 >> A real gentleman.
62:44
62:44 Ladies and gentlemen, we will see you
62:46
62:46 next week. Wish me luck in this
62:48
62:48 challenge.
62:50
62:50 Aducuses.
63:16
63:16 Hey, when was the last time you stopped
63:18
63:18 an ice cream truck,
63:21
63:21 >> dude? I don't even remember.
63:23
63:23 >> Like, you [ __ ] ran your ass, you got
63:24
63:24 yourself off the [ __ ] couch and ran
63:26
63:26 down your stairs cuz I know you live on
63:28
63:28 the second story and [ __ ] went out to
63:30
63:30 catch that [ __ ]
63:33
63:33 >> Uh,
63:35
63:35 not up here. I have not been to I've
63:38
63:38 never ran down an ice cream truck up
63:39
63:39 here in Seattle.
63:41
63:41 >> Um I think the last time I ever ran down
63:44
63:44 an ice cream truck uh was probably
63:49
63:49 maybe the last year of of like middle
63:53
63:53 school. I think I don't even think I ran
63:56
63:56 this one down. I think so where I went
63:58
63:58 to middle school
63:59
63:59 >> Yeah.
63:60
63:60 >> Uh on my way home as I'd walk through
64:02
64:02 the neighborhood, the ice cream man
64:03
64:03 would be parked up. you know, they'd
64:05
64:05 have their van parked up on the side of
64:07
64:07 like a cul-de-sac.
64:08
64:08 >> Uh,
64:08
64:08 >> yeah.
64:09
64:09 >> And like the kids kids would just go to
64:11
64:11 it. And I think that's my that's the
64:13
64:13 last time I think I've ever like been to
64:17
64:17 an ice cream truck like that.
64:19
64:19 >> That's like the best gig. That guy came
64:21
64:21 up with a really good idea. He's like,
64:22
64:22 I'm just here. All you little [ __ ]
64:25
64:25 are gonna run to me. How you little
64:28
64:28 >> it was so like that that [ __ ] real
64:30
64:30 estate right there was incredible
64:31
64:31 because the street was a straight shot
64:34
64:34 and like as you would walk down the
64:36
64:36 street and like once you got to the end
64:37
64:37 like the street's like four or five
64:38
64:38 blocks and once you got to the end of
64:40
64:40 that was the school, right? So then all
64:42
64:42 the kids would go up the street and then
64:44
64:44 as the school day ended all the kids
64:46
64:46 would come back down the street and it's
64:47
64:47 just a straight shot. So like [ __ ]
64:49
64:49 easy peasy for that guy, you know?
64:53
64:53 >> That's awesome. That's
64:55
64:55 um and so here's here Okay, I'm glad you
64:59
64:59 didn't run because have you ever like
65:02
65:02 gone somewhere specifically for that
65:05
65:05 thing? let's just say the ice cream
65:06
65:06 truck and when you got there it wasn't
65:08
65:08 there and you were you were completely
65:10
65:10 like devastated and just bug Yeah. I
65:13
65:13 think sometimes the ice cream truck
65:15
65:15 would take days off and uh you know I
65:18
65:18 remember one time I was coming back from
65:21
65:21 school and they had they would always
65:23
65:23 sell like these sour like uh belts like
65:26
65:26 the sour red belts
65:28
65:28 >> tasted like strawberry and they were
65:29
65:29 sour. Uh, and I remember one time I was
65:32
65:32 craving those and I wouldn't like I was
65:34
65:34 walking back home and the ice cream
65:35
65:35 truck wasn't there and I was like, "Ah,
65:37
65:37 son of a bitch." And I didn't get them
65:39
65:39 for like three weeks after that because
65:41
65:41 I spent all my money.
65:44
65:44 >> Do you think the ice cream man's like
65:46
65:46 the neighborhood best friend?
65:48
65:48 >> You know, he's like your like Mr. He's
65:50
65:50 like Mr. Rogers, you know, like
65:51
65:51 everybody knows him, you know, like that
65:53
65:53 kind of thing, you know? Like
65:54
65:54 >> Yeah, I think so. I I definitely think
65:56
65:56 so.
65:57
65:57 I I I mean I Yeah. I You give them
66:00
66:00 respect, you know what I mean? It's like
66:02
66:02 >> Yeah. I mean, they're not doing anything
66:03
66:03 wrong. They're just trying to make a a
66:05
66:05 living, you know?
66:07
66:07 >> Yeah. So, that was your favorite ice
66:10
66:10 cream. That
66:12
66:12 >> was Those weren't ice creams, but that
66:14
66:14 was just candy. I think my favorite ice
66:16
66:16 cream from an ice cream truck
66:18
66:18 >> uh would probably be like Choco Tacos.
66:20
66:20 Choco tacos were [ __ ] delicious.
66:22
66:22 Yeah. Yeah.
66:22
66:22 >> Um,
66:24
66:24 oh, those [ __ ] uh cookie cookie and
66:27
66:27 cream like Blizzard cups that they used
66:30
66:30 to have.
66:30
66:30 >> Okay.
66:31
66:31 >> Like those were [ __ ] those were
66:32
66:32 [ __ ] that was probably my bread and
66:34
66:34 butter right there. Those those cups.
66:36
66:36 So,
66:36
66:36 >> I used to get the um you know they'
66:39
66:39 shape them with like ears and then the
66:40
66:40 nose or the eyes would be like the gum
66:43
66:43 >> gumballs.
66:44
66:44 >> Okay. Yeah.
66:45
66:45 >> Yeah. It was those ones and they used to
66:47
66:47 sell these uh Wrestlemania.
66:50
66:50 I don't know if they still sell them
66:51
66:51 anymore, but they're like Wrestlemania.
66:53
66:53 Yeah, you're you're you're too young for
66:55
66:55 this. Um, but
66:59
66:59 they used they used to sell these uh
67:02
67:02 Wrestlemania ones and they were like a
67:03
67:03 cookie. I remember there being like a
67:05
67:05 cookie and then what they did is they
67:07
67:07 printed the the image of the wrestler on
67:09
67:09 it. It was like the Ultimate Warrior
67:11
67:11 Hulk Hogan. It was like printed on the
67:13
67:13 cookie. So, it's like the image and I
67:15
67:15 think they also came with like a card
67:17
67:17 >> like a like a like a you know an ice
67:20
67:20 cream collectible like card or something
67:21
67:21 like that.
67:22
67:22 >> So,
67:23
67:23 >> they're pretty b they're good.
67:25
67:25 >> Yeah.
67:27
67:27 >> I'll take your word for it.
67:28
67:28 >> I finally got something to generate by
67:30
67:30 the way. So, we're good now. Like we can
67:32
67:32 we can we can get on with this episode.
67:34
67:34 >> Hey, whatever we want to do, man. I'm
67:35
67:35 I'm stuck on the ice cream man. I feel
67:37
67:37 like the ice cream man was also like the
67:38
67:38 neighborhood drug dealer cuz he used to
67:39
67:39 be able to get [ __ ] from the ice cream
67:41
67:41 man that like,
67:42
67:42 >> you know. Yeah,
67:43
67:43 >> like we had a cool ass one that that
67:45
67:45 sometime they'd come around and they
67:46
67:46 they would give us like firecrackers,
67:48
67:48 you know what I mean? Like it wasn't on
67:49
67:49 the menu. You'd be like, "Hey, you know,
67:51
67:51 you've known them for a while and they
67:52
67:52 slang firecrackers or uh
67:54
67:54 >> Yeah, dude. Yeah.
67:56
67:56 >> They also sold those those [ __ ] bombs,
67:58
67:58 you know, the little glass things that
67:59
67:59 you break and it smell like poop."
68:00
68:00 >> Yeah, it smelled like ass. Yeah, dude.
68:03
68:03 Yeah.
68:03
68:03 >> Yeah. You could also buy like fake
68:05
68:05 plastic guns and [ __ ] I remember that.
68:06
68:06 Like the pop gun, the like pop cap guns.
68:10
68:10 That's like the modern. Yeah, dude. The
68:12
68:12 ice cream man was legit. Respect.
68:15
68:15 >> Hell yeah. Hell yeah. All right, let's
68:17
68:17 [ ] get this [ ] We're 20 minutes
68:18
68:18 in, 28 minutes in, and we'll just start
68:21
68:21 the episode here. Mia, go ahead and cut
68:23
68:23 it. Uh, when we start here, uh, Joshua,
68:25
68:25 here we go. Let's get Let's [ __ ] get
68:27
68:27 this [ __ ] It's going to be a It's going
68:29
68:29 to be one. Here we go. All right. Here
68:31
68:31 we go.
