Sorry For The Delay | EP.140 | Funko Layers, Summer Storm & House Frogs
-WHAT’S IN OUR CUP-
Sean: Seattle Cider Company Dry Hard Cider, 6.5%
Joshua: Horchata quad-shot latte
-AI SONG OF THE WEEK-
AI Song Of The Week: “Summer Storm” (Lyrics written by Joshua.)
-RECIPES-
Finding Nemo Mocktail:
• Squirt
• orange juice
• lime juice
Add Squirt and orange juice over ice.
Add a little lime juice.
Stir, sip & try not to drown in the puddle.
Drink One, From The Coaster Vault:
• 1 oz cranberry juice
• 3 oz fresh orange juice
• 2 oz whiskey or bourbon
• 1/2 oz Cointreau or orange liqueur
• 1/2 oz fresh lemon juice
• 1/2 oz simple syrup
• ginger beer, for topping
Add everything except ginger beer to a glass with ice.
Stir or shake.
Top with ginger beer.
-CHAT WITH US-
• Effort Vs Expectations
• Reseller Or Collector
• Pick Your Nose Or Pick Your Poison
• Objects, Animals Or Numbers
-CHAPTERS-
00:00 Cold Open - Funko Closet Layers & Shrek V Talk
03:21 EP.140 Intro, Pride Month & Non-Gay Lover Clarification
05:18 What’s In Our Cup - Horchata Latte & Seattle Cider
09:06 Swimming Advice, Mocktails & The Finding Nemo Drink
14:35 Coaster Recipes, SummerWeen Shirts & Chat With Us
17:03 Effort Vs Expectations
25:10 Reseller Or Collector - SummerCon Footage & Funko Economics
34:41 AI Song Of The Week "Summer Storm"
42:15 Destiny Final State, Community Infographic & Clan Plans
47:36 Pick Your Nose Or Pick Your Poison
53:27 Objects, Animals Or Numbers, Fun Finds, Fortune & Joke Victory
-SOUND BITES-
• “It’s like an onion of Funkos.” - Joshua explaining the closet situation with alarming accuracy.
• “We are now the longest running podcast between two non-gay lovers yet.” - Sean opening EP.140 with immediate clarification needs.
• “Somebody’s gotta drive the car or land the plane for us.” - Joshua choosing the sober pilot seat.
• “Sippy for the boys, everybody.” - Sean reviewing the Seattle Cider with professional elegance.
• “I don’t even know how to realistically float.” - Sean confirming the pool is still a threat.
• “Tap shoes next to a swimming pool, you’re just asking for it.” - Joshua giving survival advice no one requested.
• “Chat still does not wipe your butt either.” - Joshua keeping AI expectations grounded.
• “If you don’t put the time or the effort in, you’re never gonna get the expectation of success.” - Sean landing the effort vs expectations point.
• “Every collector at some point becomes a reseller.” - Sean finding the dark little retirement plan hiding inside every shelf.
• “I’m not putting that in my playlist.” - Sean reviewing “Summer Storm” with affectionate playlist violence.
-FORTUNE & FINDS-
Fortune: Sing like no one’s listening. Dance like no one’s watching. Drink like you’ve never been to an AA before.
Lucky Numbers: 16, 18, 21, 28, 37, 48, 69
Fun Finds / Value Finds:
Sean: Golden Osiris Bungie exclusive Funko & Justin Hillgrove “Fax Paw” artwork from the Edmonds Art Festival.
Joshua: PopMart Pixar Mickey blind box pull - Lotso Mickey.
(Artwork Shoutout: Justin Hillgrove’s “Fax Paw” is replacing the cats-playing-poker art behind Sean.)
(Community Shoutout: Sean’s coworker sent SummerCon footage, and a Destiny 2 subreddit member posted the campaign-order infographic that gave Sean & Joshua an actual game plan.)
Transcript
00:00 Welcome to episode 140 of Sorry for the
00:03
00:03 Delay. I'm your editor, Mia. This week,
00:06
00:06 Joshua tries to be the sober pilot with
00:08
00:08 a horchata quadshot latte, while Sean
00:10
00:10 brings Seattle cider, swimming concerns,
00:13
00:13 and a mocktail recipe called Finding
00:15
00:15 Nemo because apparently beverages need
00:17
00:17 lore now. Then, it's effort versus
00:19
00:19 expectations, collector to reseller
00:21
00:21 math, destiny's final final state, and
00:23
00:23 enough Funko talk to make Joshua's
00:24
00:24 closet legally count as a second
00:26
00:26 address. Enjoy the show. Hello and
00:29
00:29 welcome to another episode of Sorry for
00:31
00:31 the Delay. We are your hosts. My name is
00:33
00:33 Sean and over there is Joshua. And
00:36
00:36 Joshua, this is episode
00:39
00:39 140, my dude. An even number. We're up
00:42
00:42 in the 140s. Uh I think we are now the
00:45
00:45 longest running podcast uh between two
00:49
00:49 non-gay lovers yet. But Joshua, like I
00:53
00:53 do every week, how are you doing this
00:56
00:56 week, my dude? Did you really just say
00:58
00:58 that?
00:59
00:59 >> I did, surprise.
01:00
01:00 >> I did because it's true.
01:03
01:03 >> You know
01:03
01:03 >> what a way to, you know, what a way to
01:05
01:05 start episode 140.
01:09
01:09 There you go, everybody. Uh, Sean, I'm
01:11
01:11 doing well. Thank you for asking. Uh,
01:13
01:13 this is another fantastic way to start
01:16
01:16 your week if this is the first time
01:18
01:18 listening to us. Um, we appreciate new
01:20
01:20 subscribers. Thank you to everybody uh
01:22
01:22 who's listening or watching on on
01:24
01:24 YouTube or went to our website to find
01:26
01:26 this video. Appreciate that. Um but I'm
01:29
01:29 doing great. Sean, today, tonight, this
01:32
01:32 morning, depending on when you're
01:33
01:33 listening, it's going to just, you know,
01:34
01:34 like I said, it's going to be another
01:35
01:35 good episode. So, I'm happy to be here.
01:37
01:37 >> I'm happy to all the new best friends we
01:39
01:39 just made.
01:40
01:40 >> Hell yeah, dude.
01:41
01:41 >> Along the way here.
01:41
01:41 >> Yeah.
01:42
01:42 >> Yeah. And for the record, I said that
01:43
01:43 because this episode is going to be a
01:45
01:45 get to know us episode. Uh and I think
01:47
01:47 the people need to know that Joshua and
01:48
01:48 I are not
01:50
01:50 >> lovers. Although we joke about it a lot.
01:52
01:52 Uh
01:52
01:52 >> we do.
01:53
01:53 >> We're not a thing uh yet.
01:56
01:56 >> Just friends, everybody. I know. Spoiler
01:59
01:59 alert. Yes, we are friends.
02:01
02:01 >> We've been friends for a long time now.
02:03
02:03 >> You're welcome. Also, it's Pride month.
02:05
02:05 So, you know, we got to show some
02:06
02:06 respect, right?
02:07
02:07 >> So, there you go. Uh but just like
02:09
02:09 showing some respect, Joshua, let's show
02:11
02:11 some respect to our cups. What is inside
02:13
02:13 of yours? Uh and I will tell you what's
02:15
02:15 inside of mine when you're done.
02:17
02:17 >> All right. I feel like this is one of
02:18
02:18 the episodes where one of us has to be
02:20
02:20 sober. So today, Sean and everybody
02:24
02:24 listening, I uh I feel like if
02:26
02:26 somebody's going to fly the plane or
02:28
02:28 drive the car today, it's going to be
02:30
02:30 me. So today, what is in my cup is I got
02:33
02:33 a nice tall glass of I made myself an
02:36
02:36 orchata uh quadshot
02:39
02:39 uh latte.
02:40
02:40 >> Nice. Okay. So, so yeah, just a whole
02:43
02:43 lot of uh coffee and I'm sipping on a
02:46
02:46 nice, you know, latte tonight for this
02:48
02:48 episode. So, I'm the sober one,
02:49
02:49 everybody. So, if it gets weird, I'm
02:51
02:51 sorry. This is how I am naturally. This
02:53
02:53 is a non-alcohol induced
02:56
02:56 script, even though we do not script
02:58
02:58 anything. It just things just naturally
02:60
02:60 come out weird sometimes, and I'm sorry,
03:02
03:02 but be prepared.
03:04
03:04 >> So,
03:04
03:04 >> but that's what's in my cup, buddy.
03:05
03:05 >> Okay. So, you got coffee in your cup
03:07
03:07 this week. Interesting.
03:08
03:08 >> All right. Um, I'm assuming you don't
03:11
03:11 have to go anywhere tomorrow cuz you
03:13
03:13 will not be sleeping cuz it is it's
03:16
03:16 pretty late.
03:16
03:16 >> Oh, actually I'm playing golf tomorrow.
03:18
03:18 I have to I'm golfing. Yeah, I set my
03:20
03:20 alarm for uh 6:40. I don't play golf
03:24
03:24 until 8.
03:25
03:25 >> So, I set my alarm for 6:45 because I
03:28
03:28 generally take 8.
03:30
03:30 >> Oh, yeah. No, I'm Yeah, dude. You know,
03:32
03:32 when I sometimes when I drink coffee,
03:33
03:33 sure, it wakes me up, but sometimes it's
03:35
03:35 just a nice refreshing drink. And like I
03:38
03:38 said, I gotta be I feel like I gotta be
03:39
03:39 sober for this episode.
03:41
03:41 >> Um because again, who knows what we're
03:43
03:43 gonna get into. Like I said, somebody's
03:45
03:45 got to drive the car or land the plane
03:47
03:47 for us. And that's going to be me. Um
03:49
03:49 >> All right. Hey,
03:50
03:50 >> please call tomorrow. I respect it,
03:51
03:51 buddy. I can't wait to hear about that
03:53
03:53 golf endeavor uh next week when you tell
03:55
03:55 us.
03:55
03:55 >> I know, right? Uh what do you got in
03:57
03:57 your cup, buddy? What do you
03:58
03:58 >> Oh, yeah. Yeah. Uh so, I'm still doing
03:60
03:60 this thing where I'm kind of featuring
04:01
04:01 some local cers. Um I have a bigname
04:04
04:04 cider this time. Uh, but still made here
04:07
04:07 in Seattle. Seattle proper, actually.
04:09
04:09 Uh, I've had this company before, but I
04:11
04:11 have not had this cider on the podcast.
04:14
04:14 So, here we go. Uh, this is the Seattle
04:17
04:17 Cider Co. Uh, Seattle Cider Company. Dry
04:20
04:20 hard cider. This is a 6.5. So, nobody's
04:23
04:23 really getting too wild today, you know.
04:25
04:25 So, go ahead and open this. And this is
04:27
04:27 uh like last week, another dry. So, uh I
04:31
04:31 had the sound bite last week. Uh, yep,
04:33
04:33 that's dry, I believe. And this one is
04:35
04:35 just a dry. So, here we go. It's going
04:37
04:37 to be fun to have a comparison. Uh,
04:39
04:39 sippy for the boys, everybody.
04:46
04:46 Not bad. Not bad. I would say it's
04:48
04:48 definitely a little on the sweeter end
04:51
04:51 uh rather than the dry end, which is
04:53
04:53 interesting. Um, this one also has a
04:55
04:55 little bit of like a almost a a little
04:58
04:58 hop kind of end to it. Like a little
05:00
05:00 almost like a little hoppy note at the
05:02
05:02 very very back end of the tongue. Um,
05:04
05:04 but pretty good. Pretty good for a 6.5.
05:07
05:07 It's easy drinking. Uh, this would be
05:09
05:09 great, Joshua, if it was just like you
05:12
05:12 and me on a canoe in the middle of the
05:14
05:14 lake.
05:15
05:15 >> Here we go,
05:16
05:16 >> just vibing. Maybe it's like maybe it's
05:18
05:18 like a like it's sunset, right? It's
05:20
05:20 sunset and we're just like, you know, we
05:23
05:23 have our fishing lines out and we're
05:24
05:24 just chilling watching the mountains and
05:26
05:26 all of the sudden in the in the corner
05:28
05:28 of our eyes,
05:29
05:29 >> I'm still You haven't lost me yet. I'm
05:30
05:30 still there with you. I haven't jumped
05:31
05:31 out of the boat yet. Okay. Yeah. We get
05:33
05:33 this like piercing like sharp light,
05:35
05:35 right? It's just like a flash, right? It
05:37
05:37 goes
05:38
05:38 >> and we're like, "What the [ __ ] was
05:38
05:38 that?" We both turn and we look at it
05:41
05:41 >> and it's just drones
05:42
05:42 >> in the shape of us smiling on the brink
05:46
05:46 of a kiss. And we both look at each
05:48
05:48 other and we go, "Nah, bro. Not today."
05:51
05:51 And then we just jump out of the kayak,
05:53
05:53 you know? So, there you go. That's what
05:54
05:54 this tastes like, everybody. That's what
05:55
05:55 this tastes like. You're welcome.
05:57
05:57 >> Again, this is going to be a get to know
05:58
05:58 you. This is a bonus question. Sean, do
05:59
05:59 you know how to swim?
06:02
06:02 Oh god. Hell no. No, I do not know how
06:04
06:04 to swim. Sorry, I'm pouring it.
06:06
06:06 >> I didn't think you I didn't think you
06:07
06:07 knew how to swim. Like I mean I mean on
06:09
06:09 like gen before. I I've told I know how
06:13
06:13 to swim. Oh yeah, I get to know you
06:15
06:15 goldfish. Yeah, you're right. You're
06:16
06:16 right. No, I I can't swim. Um, I don't
06:19
06:19 even know how to realistically float.
06:21
06:21 And it's been so long since I've been in
06:23
06:23 a swimming pool or any body of water
06:26
06:26 that I I don't I don't know if it's
06:30
06:30 physically possible for me anymore uh to
06:33
06:33 learn how to swim. So, will I ever
06:36
06:36 learn? Maybe. Maybe.
06:39
06:39 >> But no, I I don't. And I know you've
06:42
06:42 swam with jellyfish and mermaids, so I
06:44
06:44 know you're you're an avid swimmer,
06:46
06:46 Joshua. But as as far as someone who
06:48
06:48 doesn't swim, do you have any helpful
06:50
06:50 tips for me?
06:52
06:52 >> Uh, no, I don't. Cuz I'm I'm not an avid
06:54
06:54 swimmer, honestly. I I you know, I had
06:57
06:57 that my grandma had a swimming pool
06:58
06:58 growing up, so I did get to mess around
07:00
07:00 in
07:01
07:01 >> in her little swimming pool. So, I did
07:03
07:03 that had did have that advantage. Um,
07:06
07:06 but if there's anything that I could
07:08
07:08 provide to you, don't I think you're
07:09
07:09 over six feet. Just don't get in any
07:11
07:11 body of water that has current
07:14
07:14 associated with it. Or don't go into the
07:17
07:17 side of the pool that has a number
07:19
07:19 bigger than six
07:21
07:21 >> is what I would suggest.
07:24
07:24 >> Uh, hey, you can still drown in like an
07:26
07:26 inch of water. Okay. So,
07:28
07:28 >> yes, this is true. But you wanted advice
07:31
07:31 and I gave you the simplest advice
07:33
07:33 possible for you. If you slip and fall
07:35
07:35 and drown in a [ __ ] puddle, that's on
07:37
07:37 me. That's you, buddy. You shouldn't
07:40
07:40 have wore your slick shoes to wherever
07:42
07:42 the [ __ ] you fell cuz that's your own
07:44
07:44 damn fault.
07:45
07:45 >> Sean, why are you wearing tap shoes at
07:47
07:47 the pool?
07:48
07:48 >> Yeah. Like honestly, tap shoes next to a
07:52
07:52 swimming pool. You're just asking for.
07:54
07:54 That's the Darwin Award at its finest
07:57
07:57 right there.
07:58
07:58 >> Yeah. Just Just don't go into the pool.
08:01
08:01 >> That reminded me of something. Um
08:04
08:04 Joshua, you you mentioned that you're I
08:05
08:05 mean you're sober this episode. You
08:07
08:07 mentioned that. Um and also tripping and
08:10
08:10 falling would probably come from
08:11
08:11 drinking alcohol. So Joshua, um
08:14
08:14 >> okay,
08:14
08:14 >> I did some recipes last week. Uh some
08:17
08:17 beautiful recipes, some brownie recipes
08:19
08:19 and a drink recipe. And I'm thinking
08:20
08:20 maybe we do like a maybe we hit like a
08:23
08:23 quick like mocktail or I don't know
08:25
08:25 what's your what's your like go-to sober
08:28
08:28 drink that's not coffee? Like it has to
08:30
08:30 be something mixed. All right. Like it
08:33
08:33 has to be a creation, right? Maybe it's
08:35
08:35 just a Shirley Temple.
08:37
08:37 >> But what is your what is your favorite
08:39
08:39 like non-alcoholic
08:41
08:41 mix creation mixed beverage?
08:43
08:43 >> I you know, honestly, I think the it's
08:46
08:46 not something I've made
08:48
08:48 >> and you may talk about this in one of
08:50
08:50 your mocktails. It it had to do and I'm
08:52
08:52 going to let you explain it. It was one
08:53
08:53 of the drinks that you made, not for me,
08:56
08:56 but I got to try it. was for uh my niece
08:59
08:59 >> uh when you were over here that one time
09:00
09:00 and we were all making drinks and she
09:02
09:02 was like, "Hey Sean, can you make me a
09:04
09:04 mocktail?" I forget what you called like
09:05
09:05 a Frankenstein or you call it I think
09:07
09:07 you called it something. It was it was
09:09
09:09 some
09:09
09:09 >> a Finding Nemo. It's a Finding Nemo.
09:11
09:11 >> A Finding Nemo. There you go. That's
09:13
09:13 badass. Yeah. So, that that was pretty
09:15
09:15 good. Um but I I genuinely I really
09:18
09:18 don't make a whole lot of non-alcoholic
09:20
09:20 mixed drinks.
09:22
09:22 >> So, straight alcoholism on this episode.
09:25
09:25 >> Yeah. I don't really have a favorite
09:27
09:27 non-alcoholic mixed drink. Although, you
09:30
09:30 know what? I was talking to somebody at
09:30
09:30 work today and I did suggest cuz they
09:32
09:32 drink Red Bull all the [ __ ] time.
09:34
09:34 >> Oh, yeah.
09:35
09:35 >> And they just came out with the new ones
09:36
09:36 called like White Peach and I was like,
09:38
09:38 "Hey, bro." I was like, "Have you ever
09:40
09:40 tried mixing the White Peach with their
09:42
09:42 apple, their apple Red Bull,
09:45
09:45 >> dude." So, uh, you know, I announced on
09:48
09:48 a few episodes back, I'm not really into
09:49
09:49 energy drinks anymore, but if I was, I
09:51
09:51 would I would maybe I would recommend
09:54
09:54 somebody, if you want to let me know if
09:55
09:55 you're a Red Bull drinker, grab that
09:57
09:57 white peach, grab the apple, maybe do a
09:59
09:59 little mix up, and you let us know how
10:01
10:01 that tastes.
10:03
10:03 >> You know, it's full of energy and the
10:05
10:05 two different flavors, a little white
10:06
10:06 peach, little apple. I'm sure that would
10:07
10:07 taste delicious and it'll juice you up
10:09
10:09 at the same time. So,
10:11
10:11 >> yeah. Dude, hey, I know you're not a fan
10:12
10:12 of energy drinks like you said. Um, but
10:15
10:15 that reminded me up here. Uh, they do
10:17
10:17 they make these things with lotus, uh,
10:20
10:20 which is a flour, but it's like more of
10:22
10:22 a natural caffeine. And they make, uh,
10:25
10:25 what essentially are dirty sodas, uh,
10:28
10:28 for those of you in the Midwest, that's
10:30
10:30 what they call them, which is basically,
10:32
10:32 uh, a soda with, uh, like uh, syrup in
10:36
10:36 it, like different flavored syrup. But
10:38
10:38 now you replace that and you use the
10:41
10:41 Lotus with different flavored syrups.
10:43
10:43 And so like one of the mixed drinks that
10:45
10:45 I really like drinking uh is Lotus mixed
10:49
10:49 with blue raspberry, a splash of
10:51
10:51 lemonade, and then a little bit of uh
10:54
10:54 like club soda. Like that is [ __ ]
10:57
10:57 delicious. Non-alcoholic, gets you going
11:00
11:00 because it has energy from the lotus and
11:03
11:03 it's [ __ ] amazing. But that Finding
11:06
11:06 Nemo drink, if I remember it correctly,
11:09
11:09 uh it was squirt, orange juice, and then
11:12
11:12 a little bit of lime juice, and that was
11:14
11:14 that was pretty much it. So, for those
11:16
11:16 of you who want to make a Finding Nemo
11:17
11:17 at home, it is basically those three
11:20
11:20 ingredients in whatever order you would
11:22
11:22 like. So,
11:24
11:24 >> yeah.
11:25
11:25 >> You know what's kind of funny? You're
11:27
11:27 >> You know what's kind of funny? You're
11:28
11:28 Nobody has ever seen one of these. I'm
11:29
11:29 just going to show it off real quick
11:30
11:30 because this is this is a a fun find on
11:33
11:33 my desk right now. And I know we're
11:34
11:34 getting way off base here, but a long
11:37
11:37 time ago, we made these coasters. Check
11:39
11:39 it out. We've never shown this off. This
11:40
11:40 is a coaster, a drink coaster. Uh, sorry
11:42
11:42 for delayed drink coaster.
11:44
11:44 >> Not on the website. Uh, so little
11:46
11:46 exclusive here, but on the back of this,
11:48
11:48 Sean did some recipes
11:50
11:50 >> on the back of our of the coasters back
11:51
11:51 here.
11:52
11:52 >> I remember.
11:53
11:53 >> Yeah.
11:54
11:54 >> So, these recipe.
11:56
11:56 >> Uh, it's you just you named it drink
11:58
11:58 one. It's drink one, buddy. Um,
12:02
12:02 yeah. Yeah. So, drink one has uh 1 oz of
12:05
12:05 cranberry cranberry juice, three 3 oz of
12:07
12:07 freshlysqueezed orange juice, 2 ounces
12:09
12:09 of whiskey or bourbon, half ounce of
12:12
12:12 Kantu or another orange lur, half ounce
12:16
12:16 of freshlysqueezed lemon juice, and a
12:18
12:18 half ounce of uh simple syrup or ginger
12:20
12:20 beer for topping. But yeah, the little
12:22
12:22 coasters,
12:24
12:24 >> if you just listen to us, slide over to
12:25
12:25 the uh the the website real quick, our
12:27
12:27 YouTube, we have little coasters that we
12:29
12:29 never like put out there in the world.
12:30
12:30 We got merch for our shirts, but we
12:32
12:32 don't have coasters.
12:33
12:33 >> That's pretty cool.
12:34
12:34 >> Speaking of shirts,
12:34
12:34 >> call back.
12:36
12:36 >> Speaking of shirts, since Joshua brought
12:38
12:38 it up real quickly, hey, uh, by the time
12:40
12:40 this episode comes out, you will see
12:41
12:41 that we have the Summerween shirt out.
12:44
12:44 Uh, it is one design, two different
12:46
12:46 color variations, uh, available in black
12:49
12:49 and white. Uh, they will be there until
12:52
12:52 probably the end of August, uh, when
12:55
12:55 we'll do the, uh, Halloween stuff. So,
12:58
12:58 we'll see. But Joshua had the
13:00
13:00 opportunity to look at that design. And
13:02
13:02 Joshua, what do you how do you feel
13:03
13:03 about that design?
13:04
13:04 >> I think it's another fun design. Another
13:06
13:06 Sarid exclusive be on the website. Come
13:09
13:09 check it out. And uh I'm always excited
13:11
13:11 for the new designs that come out.
13:13
13:13 >> So takes a lot of work.
13:14
13:14 >> It's pretty badass. Yeah. I mean, yeah.
13:17
13:17 Anybody who still designs art on their
13:20
13:20 own, uh like Sean still does, it's it is
13:22
13:22 a lot of work. Chat does not do
13:24
13:24 everything. Like chat does not wipe your
13:26
13:26 butt either, you know, by the way. Um,
13:29
13:29 >> yeah,
13:30
13:30 >> the bedays do, but chat does not yet.
13:32
13:32 >> Chat does not.
13:33
13:33 >> Um,
13:34
13:34 >> anyways, sorry for a little late out
13:35
13:35 live. Come check out the shirt. Get a
13:37
13:37 copy or not. Just even you looking at it
13:39
13:39 is good enough in our eyes to be honest.
13:41
13:41 So, thank you for that. Uh, but now that
13:43
13:43 we've gotten that out of the way, buddy,
13:45
13:45 uh, shall we go to the chat with this
13:46
13:46 section? The whole reason why we even do
13:48
13:48 this thing like, uh,
13:49
13:49 >> exactly. All right, get to the chat with
13:52
13:52 us section. You go. Yeah, go for a shot.
13:54
13:54 For those of you who are new, uh, chat
13:56
13:56 with us section are the topics that
13:58
13:58 we're going to be talking about for the
13:59
13:59 week. Uh, we got four lovely topics this
14:01
14:01 week. Uh, you know, we are Sean and
14:03
14:03 Joshua, your two new best friends. And
14:04
14:04 maybe this week we have something
14:06
14:06 that'll entertain you. If not, uh, you
14:08
14:08 know, just play us in the background
14:10
14:10 while you [ __ ] clean your dishes. I
14:12
14:12 don't know.
14:13
14:13 But the, uh, first topic that we have
14:15
14:15 for today is effort versus expectations.
14:20
14:20 >> All right. Interesting. Second topic is
14:24
14:24 reseller or collector. Okay.
14:26
14:26 >> Okay. I like it.
14:27
14:27 >> Uh
14:29
14:29 the the next topic
14:32
14:32 is pick your nose or pick your poison.
14:36
14:36 All right. Okay.
14:37
14:37 >> We like that.
14:37
14:37 >> And the final topic is objects, animals,
14:40
14:40 and numbers. Like we said, this is going
14:42
14:42 to be a get to know us more episode. Uh
14:45
14:45 so if you would like, you can call it a
14:47
14:47 filler episode, but uh none of our [ __ ]
14:49
14:49 is ever filler, is it, Joshua?
14:51
14:51 >> No. Absolutely not filler. This is all
14:53
14:53 just random [ __ ] None of this is
14:55
14:55 actually scripted. We generally come up
14:57
14:57 with these topics the day of we do this
14:59
14:59 everybody. So if it if it sounds a
15:00
15:00 little like, you know, like what are
15:02
15:02 these guys talking about? Sometimes we
15:03
15:03 just we have fun with this every single
15:04
15:04 episode. Um case in point, effort versus
15:09
15:09 expectations.
15:10
15:10 All right, so you know, today was a
15:13
15:13 great day. You know,
15:15
15:15 >> good. I'm glad I
15:16
15:16 >> was putting some effort into everything.
15:17
15:17 I was working really hard. I was
15:20
15:20 sweating and I see people standing
15:22
15:22 around not doing [ __ ]
15:26
15:26 >> and I'm like, "Okay." So, I started
15:28
15:28 thinking about this in my head. I was
15:30
15:30 like, "Effort versus expectation." And
15:33
15:33 this is like a global this is
15:35
15:35 universally. This this applies to just
15:37
15:37 about everything we do in life. And this
15:40
15:40 is this is when the light bulb popped
15:42
15:42 off in my head. I'm just like, "Holy
15:43
15:43 shit." Effort versus expectation. So the
15:46
15:46 question is,
15:48
15:48 is effort versus expectation like a
15:52
15:52 blueprint for life? In a way, it's like
15:55
15:55 going to the gym, right? You're going to
15:57
15:57 the gym, you're putting the effort, you
15:59
15:59 got expectations. The expectations are
16:01
16:01 to get more fit, right? Your your effort
16:03
16:03 versus expectations.
16:05
16:05 >> Okay? And then, you know, starting a
16:06
16:06 business, things like that, like, you
16:08
16:08 know, effort versus expectations. and
16:10
16:10 even friendships, relationships, things
16:13
16:13 that we all kind of put effort into and
16:15
16:15 then what do we expect to get out of
16:17
16:17 them?
16:18
16:18 >> So, I was just thinking about this. I
16:20
16:20 wanted to ask you, Sean, when it comes
16:21
16:21 to effort versus expectations,
16:24
16:24 >> do you do you find yourself struggling
16:27
16:27 or have advice for anybody with with
16:30
16:30 effort versus expectations and and what
16:33
16:33 the reality of that concept is? And, you
16:36
16:36 know, as far as the blueprint, do you
16:37
16:37 think it is like a blueprint for life?
16:39
16:39 what we put in versus what we get out of
16:41
16:41 it.
16:42
16:42 >> Um, a blueprint for life. I don't know
16:44
16:44 if I'd go that far, but I would
16:46
16:46 definitely say that it's it's a strong
16:49
16:49 guideline for sure. You know, cuz people
16:52
16:52 want to be rewarded for their efforts,
16:55
16:55 but everybody's expectations of efforts
16:59
16:59 are different, right? Like your effort
17:03
17:03 expectation is different than my like
17:05
17:05 expectation, right? Like if you were to
17:08
17:08 like
17:08
17:08 >> That's fair. If you were to push a rock
17:11
17:11 up a hill 10 10 miles up, right, I'd be
17:14
17:14 like, "Whoa, Joshua, that's great. You
17:16
17:16 did great, right?" But in your head,
17:18
17:18 you're probably like, "Nah, I could have
17:19
17:19 gone more." Right? So, it's different.
17:21
17:21 It's a different way of thinking. Um so
17:24
17:24 I think in the situations like I feel
17:28
17:28 like for me personally I will always put
17:33
17:33 the correct amount of effort in that
17:35
17:35 provides me with the most amount of joy
17:39
17:39 for the effort that I'm putting in. So
17:41
17:41 for example uh I will never give you
17:43
17:43 100% of who I am because that is
17:46
17:46 physically impossible for me to do
17:48
17:48 because if I were to give you a 100% of
17:50
17:50 everything I have I'm dead. I'm dead.
17:53
17:53 There's no way that you can give a 100%
17:54
17:54 of anything of yourself to anybody
17:57
17:57 without it being gone. Right? So, I will
17:60
17:60 give you a good 15% of what I have
18:04
18:04 because the other percentage do simple
18:07
18:07 man uh is
18:10
18:10 for other things like for creativity in
18:12
18:12 my own brain uh for
18:16
18:16 >> finding you know just the joy in life,
18:18
18:18 right? like you you're only going to get
18:20
18:20 15% out of me no matter what, right?
18:23
18:23 There are some exceptions, right? There
18:25
18:25 are some exceptions. Like this podcast,
18:26
18:26 I'll probably give you 17%. You know,
18:30
18:30 17% is a pretty high number in my mind,
18:32
18:32 right? But right now, my mind is on a
18:34
18:34 whole bunch of other things, right? Like
18:35
18:35 realistically, like my mind is on the
18:37
18:37 time, my mind is on getting transitions
18:40
18:40 done, my mind is focused on not spilling
18:43
18:43 my drink, making sure we have the fun
18:45
18:45 fines, making sure there's a pathway to
18:47
18:47 success, right? So you get 17% of the
18:50
18:50 actual me while the other side of me is
18:53
18:53 doing all the background stuff, right?
18:55
18:55 And that takes effort, right? That is
18:57
18:57 effort. So that's what I'm saying on
18:59
18:59 this, buddy.
19:01
19:01 >> Okay. All right. Well, see, I'm I don't
19:03
19:03 know. Maybe this is the complete
19:04
19:04 opposite end of that spectrum because I
19:06
19:06 think we tend to get 100% out of the
19:09
19:09 effort that we give and for the
19:13
19:13 expectation. So if you put a but if you
19:15
19:15 set an expectation and you give it all
19:17
19:17 your effort, you will get exactly what
19:20
19:20 you get out. Like again the whole gym
19:21
19:21 thing, right? If you if your expectation
19:23
19:23 is to get stronger and you put that
19:24
19:24 effort in, you're going to get stronger.
19:26
19:26 If you put that effort into a
19:28
19:28 relationship, you'll get a you know
19:31
19:31 everything out of that as well. So I I'm
19:33
19:33 I'm a bit different on this because I
19:35
19:35 tend to give a lot of myself even if
19:37
19:37 it's the smallest [ __ ] thing. Like
19:40
19:40 like again at work today I was grinding
19:42
19:42 my I was doing [ ] doing [ ] and
19:43
19:43 watching people sitting around and I
19:44
19:44 know they're putting no effort into it
19:46
19:46 and I am. So again and I see the
19:49
19:49 results. I see I the results
19:53
19:53 are on the wall and um sometimes things
19:57
19:57 that you know they tend to like bother
19:58
19:58 me a little bit as far as like the lack
20:01
20:01 of effort some people put into things
20:02
20:02 and they they have these expectations
20:04
20:04 for themselves like they want the
20:05
20:05 greatest things. They want to be
20:06
20:06 financially secure. They want to be more
20:09
20:09 fit. They want all these things, but
20:11
20:11 they have no effort. So, I I I tend to
20:15
20:15 uh take issue with people who have these
20:18
20:18 high expectations and they put little to
20:20
20:20 no effort into it. Lack of communication
20:23
20:23 or whatever it is. So, I don't know. I'm
20:24
20:24 I'm I'm a little bit different. I think
20:27
20:27 what you put in, you will get out. So,
20:29
20:29 >> yeah. I mean, my 17% would be the
20:32
20:32 equivalent of your like 90%.
20:34
20:34 >> You know,
20:35
20:35 >> like these are the two different things,
20:37
20:37 right? Because like I said, I don't
20:40
20:40 believe you can give 100% of anything
20:42
20:42 you have to anything. Like that's just
20:45
20:45 not the way that works. There's always
20:47
20:47 going to be a percentage that is going
20:49
20:49 to be reserved for something with you.
20:52
20:52 You know, there's never you Does that
20:55
20:55 make sense, Joshua? Does that make
20:56
20:56 sense?
20:56
20:56 >> No, it does. Yeah. Yeah. Cuz No, you're
20:58
20:58 right. Because you can't give because if
20:59
20:59 you gave somebody 100% then uh you would
21:02
21:02 be dead. You're right.
21:04
21:04 >> You would be
21:05
21:05 >> You would be dead.
21:07
21:07 So, but I I feel
21:09
21:09 >> Yeah.
21:10
21:10 >> Yeah. And I I understand what you're
21:11
21:11 saying completely. The people with those
21:12
21:12 high like
21:14
21:14 >> expectations for low effort, right? I
21:16
21:16 get that. Those people just need to be
21:18
21:18 beaten is the problem. Like they were
21:20
21:20 never hit as a child, you know? Like
21:22
21:22 they never learned self-respect enough
21:25
21:25 to to know that if you don't put the
21:27
21:27 time or the effort in, you're never
21:29
21:29 going to get the expectation of success,
21:32
21:32 you know.
21:33
21:33 >> Yeah. So, I was just cur I wanted to
21:35
21:35 pick your brain on that and uh I just
21:36
21:36 wonder how what other people think of
21:38
21:38 that same kind of concept is just and
21:40
21:40 ask yourself, you know, are you putting
21:41
21:41 in the effort and what you're getting
21:42
21:42 out of it? Um do those things meet
21:44
21:44 somewhere in the middle? So,
21:46
21:46 >> that was just my curious question for
21:48
21:48 the world. Um
21:49
21:49 >> curious question for the world.
21:53
21:53 >> Well, Sean, hell yeah.
21:54
21:54 >> Here we go. I think uh are we ready for
21:57
21:57 the
21:58
21:58 >> reseller or collector?
22:00
22:00 >> Yeah, dude. Yeah.
22:02
22:02 >> Let's [ __ ] get it. This is going to
22:03
22:03 be kind of
22:03
22:03 >> what do we got?
22:04
22:04 >> A little bit of a long one here, buddy.
22:06
22:06 But hey, we got time. All we got is time
22:08
22:08 nowadays, you know.
22:10
22:10 >> So, I have a wonderful coworker who uh
22:14
22:14 went to a summer con up here. So, it's a
22:16
22:16 summer Comic-Con kind of thing, for lack
22:18
22:18 of a better term. Uh but, uh he asked me
22:21
22:21 if he could do some B-roll for the
22:23
22:23 podcast, and I was like, you know what?
22:25
22:25 Hell yeah, dude. I'll find a topic to
22:26
22:26 make up about this. And so I'm going to
22:28
22:28 show you guys and share with Joshua and
22:30
22:30 everybody uh some of the things that he
22:32
22:32 saw. But Joshua, the question I have for
22:34
22:34 you while I do this, if I can remember
22:36
22:36 how to share my [ __ ] screen here.
22:39
22:39 >> There we go. So the question I have for
22:42
22:42 you, buddy, is
22:44
22:44 >> reseller
22:46
22:46 or collector, what would you rather be
22:48
22:48 in this world?
22:50
22:50 >> Jesus.
22:51
22:51 >> So this is some of the stuff that they
22:53
22:53 >> Look at this. There's [ __ ] all over the
22:55
22:55 place. Let's pause it right here. You
22:56
22:56 can see, look at all this [ __ ] Look at
22:58
22:58 all these [ __ ] Funkos, dude.
22:60
22:60 >> Is that how much those cost or are they
23:01
23:01 just numbered for their
23:02
23:02 >> Oh, yeah. No, that's how much they cost.
23:04
23:04 Yeah, they're they're shooting like
23:05
23:05 anywhere from $18 to $25. He sent me
23:08
23:08 some that were like [ __ ] over a
23:10
23:10 hundred. Like, it's it was a lot. Uh,
23:14
23:14 and Josh, I'm sorry I'm blowing out your
23:16
23:16 ears every time I click this.
23:17
23:17 >> No, you're f it's fine. It's okay.
23:20
23:20 >> But he sent me a whole bunch of a whole
23:22
23:22 bunch of these cool little clips here.
23:24
23:24 Just collections on collections.
23:26
23:26 >> I like that guy. He's like, "Oh, sorry."
23:28
23:28 Oh. Oh, yeah. He's like, "Oh, I'm sorry
23:29
23:29 about that. My bad. My bad, dude." He
23:32
23:32 also has some video over here. I haven't
23:33
23:33 watched all these, by the way. So, he
23:35
23:35 got some uh some people just look at
23:41
23:41 all the time. That lady look right into
23:43
23:43 the camera. You do not do that.
23:46
23:46 >> I want to see this lady look right into
23:48
23:48 the camera again. Give me a second.
23:49
23:49 Right there.
23:51
23:51 If you were an extra, you would you
23:53
23:53 would be fired on the spot.
23:57
23:57 >> Okay, we got a bunch of casual shoppers.
23:59
23:59 Video of casual shoppers at And this
24:01
24:01 What's the event again?
24:03
24:03 >> What is this is it? Funko is the uh this
24:05
24:05 is the summer con uh up here in
24:08
24:08 Washington.
24:09
24:09 >> So, you can see Summer Con. Also, the
24:11
24:11 Horror Con is where we got the
24:13
24:13 autographed Funko [ __ ] by the Mr.
24:16
24:16 >> We got a lot of footage. He sent me he
24:18
24:18 sent me a lot of footage which is pretty
24:21
24:21 pretty [ __ ] great. This is good.
24:24
24:24 >> Yeah, he rampage. Look at this. Is a
24:26
24:26 little Destiny thing for That's pretty
24:28
24:28 [ __ ] cool. I wish you would have sent
24:29
24:29 me that.
24:30
24:30 >> Just saying. Just saying. This guy knows
24:32
24:32 what that is now. You asked me a couple
24:34
24:34 weeks ago. I don't know what the hell
24:35
24:35 that thing is.
24:37
24:37 >> That's [ __ ] cool. That lights up and
24:38
24:38 everything, dude. That's [ __ ]
24:39
24:39 amazing.
24:40
24:40 >> 100 bucks.
24:41
24:41 >> Yeah. 100. Well, it lights up though.
24:42
24:42 That's [ __ ] sick.
24:43
24:43 >> I'm not that committed. But the
24:44
24:44 batteries aren't free. Yeah, the battery
24:46
24:46 is 100. Look at that little Pikachu up
24:48
24:48 there. But see, so now this one, this is
24:50
24:50 kind of where I thought about it because
24:52
24:52 this is not really a reseller, you know?
24:56
24:56 This is more of like someone's
24:57
24:57 collection right here, if you see.
24:59
24:59 >> So he's flexing. This this is this
25:00
25:00 person.
25:01
25:01 >> Yeah, this is like this is like a flex,
25:03
25:03 right? And this these places cost money
25:05
25:05 to get into, right? So they they paid a
25:08
25:08 premium to come in here and to sell
25:10
25:10 their stuff, but this looks more like a
25:13
25:13 collection rather than a reseller, you
25:16
25:16 know. And so where where do you think
25:18
25:18 that line is, buddy? Do you think the
25:19
25:19 line is when you have a booth like some
25:22
25:22 of these ones over here that just have
25:24
25:24 boatloads of things inside of them?
25:28
25:28 Like, is that the line?
25:29
25:29 >> No. I I I think what happens with some
25:31
25:31 of this stuff I I I think uh some people
25:33
25:33 aren't smooth with words, so they use
25:35
25:35 their gear to pick up chicks or guys.
25:39
25:39 You know,
25:39
25:39 >> you think all these people are just
25:40
25:40 trying to get a hookup.
25:41
25:41 >> This this is Yeah, this is basically
25:44
25:44 their online dating or you know when you
25:46
25:46 go to like speed dating, this is like
25:48
25:48 you this is your pickup line right here.
25:50
25:50 You set up all your stuff and somebody
25:53
25:53 walks in and they see what's up and
25:54
25:54 they're like, "Oh, you're cute and this
25:55
25:55 is you got a bunch of cool stuff." And
25:57
25:57 then you go, "Yeah, I got more at my
25:58
25:58 house. Want to come see?" you know, like
26:01
26:01 then you're in.
26:04
26:04 >> I mean, right? Like I mean,
26:06
26:06 >> I guess I I mean, yeah, sure.
26:10
26:10 >> It's probably a great place if you're a
26:12
26:12 single person to go have a good time.
26:14
26:14 Look at all that stuff. Anybody who goes
26:16
26:16 to these things is a true kid at heart.
26:19
26:19 I get it. It's there's passion here. If
26:21
26:21 you're showing up and you're angry,
26:23
26:23 you're probably not going there, you
26:24
26:24 know? It's not a fun This this looks
26:26
26:26 like a fun place. This is like an adult
26:28
26:28 circus right here. This is fun.
26:30
26:30 >> Um, I would agree. Like some of this
26:34
26:34 stuff is just so [ __ ] like badass.
26:37
26:37 Like these little miniatures, dude. Like
26:38
26:38 dude, come on. Like that's [ __ ]
26:40
26:40 that's cool. That's on a whole another
26:42
26:42 level of cool. So I get it. Like if
26:44
26:44 Joshua, you if you showed me this and
26:47
26:47 you were like, "Yeah, I got more of
26:48
26:48 these back at my house." And you hit me
26:50
26:50 with that. Do you want to come over and
26:51
26:51 look at them line? I I I probably would.
26:54
26:54 I probably would go over and look at
26:56
26:56 them. See, I got you. I I hooked you,
26:58
26:58 right? See?
26:59
26:59 >> Yeah. So, the question still stands
27:02
27:02 though, buddy. Where do you draw the
27:04
27:04 line? Like where is the point of being a
27:08
27:08 collector and just being a reseller? Is
27:10
27:10 it like like for example, like for us,
27:14
27:14 we collect Funkos, right? Are we
27:16
27:16 collectors because we're never going to
27:17
27:17 sell them or are we resellers because
27:20
27:20 maybe on the occasion we will sell one
27:22
27:22 of them uh or we will, you know, get rid
27:26
27:26 of some, right? Like where's that line?
27:29
27:29 >> I think Okay, for you seen the movie
27:31
27:31 40-year-old Virgin, right?
27:33
27:33 >> Okay. There's that whole thing where he
27:35
27:35 has like a bunch of toys. He's been
27:36
27:36 collecting toys forever and then he
27:38
27:38 meets the girl and then she helps him
27:40
27:40 sell the stuff and he finally gets to a
27:42
27:42 place in life where he's like, "You know
27:43
27:43 what? I don't need all this stuff. I can
27:44
27:44 make money off this stuff. I can go on
27:45
27:45 vacation. I can have a good time.
27:47
27:47 >> Yeah.
27:48
27:48 >> Well, me and you are lucky enough. We've
27:50
27:50 already met the girl who accepts the
27:51
27:51 stuff.
27:53
27:53 >> And we aren't virgins either. So, we
27:54
27:54 already You can't make that movie about
27:56
27:56 us.
27:56
27:56 >> You're not.
27:58
27:58 >> No.
27:59
27:59 >> Oh,
27:60
27:60 >> no. Um, so I think in a way like we
28:03
28:03 we've set ourselves up in a good a good
28:05
28:05 way that if eventually this stuff takes
28:08
28:08 value whether it goes somewhere north or
28:10
28:10 somewhere south it increases or
28:12
28:12 decreases in value. We put ourselves in
28:14
28:14 a good position where we can be these
28:16
28:16 two old gray people with a bunch of toys
28:19
28:19 that nobody else can get anymore because
28:20
28:20 they just don't make them. And then we
28:22
28:22 can just we can just start offloading
28:24
28:24 them to people who really want them
28:26
28:26 still. And we will be those guys that
28:29
28:29 have the stuff that people want.
28:31
28:31 >> So, are we resellers now? No.
28:34
28:34 >> But when we no longer need the stuff and
28:37
28:37 we're driving around in a Winnebago or
28:38
28:38 something like that where we got we
28:40
28:40 don't have a house anymore.
28:41
28:41 >> We have a house on wheels and we just
28:43
28:43 travel like a little travel.
28:45
28:45 >> The gas money. Is that what
28:46
28:46 >> Yeah. Like we're we're slanging, you
28:48
28:48 know, our toys to get across country and
28:51
28:51 going from train plane trains to
28:52
28:52 automobiles. Like this is our current
28:54
28:54 like what we have currently. This is our
28:55
28:55 future currency right here. We're going
28:57
28:57 to be slanging this stuff
28:59
28:59 >> and and people are going to want it at
29:00
29:00 some point, you know. Will we get rich?
29:02
29:02 No. But we're not doing it to get rich.
29:04
29:04 We're getting it. We're using it to get
29:05
29:05 across the country. It's all we need.
29:07
29:07 >> So in your mind then, in your mind, the
29:10
29:10 point the line between a collector and a
29:13
29:13 resaler, a reseller is age.
29:16
29:16 Is that what it is? Is that what it
29:18
29:18 breaks down? Well, I think maybe age and
29:20
29:20 just like what you know what do you
29:23
29:23 really
29:24
29:24 >> life choices?
29:25
29:25 >> Okay, listen. Like I I have a bed. Do do
29:27
29:27 I throw these under the blankets with me
29:29
29:29 in the middle of night cuz I love them
29:30
29:30 so much. I sleep with them. No. No. I
29:33
29:33 clo I close my door to my office.
29:35
29:35 >> I tuck them in and and they just kind of
29:37
29:37 hang out by themselves.
29:39
29:39 >> Like I don't love this stuff enough to
29:42
29:42 never resell it. But can I take the can
29:45
29:45 I put it all in the casket with me when
29:46
29:46 I die? No. So eventually it's got to go
29:49
29:49 to somebody who wants it. So someday
29:52
29:52 everything I have will become somebody
29:53
29:53 else's. And I'm okay with that. And uh
29:56
29:56 if it helps me
29:58
29:58 uh go on vacation or helps me go
30:01
30:01 somewhere or do something,
30:03
30:03 >> I'll use it as a coin. I will I'll use
30:05
30:05 it as a coin. I'll put it I'll put it in
30:07
30:07 the box and somebody can have it. It's
30:08
30:08 fine.
30:08
30:08 >> Hang on. Hang on. So then that leads me
30:10
30:10 to this other thought that I just had
30:12
30:12 after you said that is does this mean
30:15
30:15 every collector at some point becomes a
30:19
30:19 reseller whether it be by force through
30:21
30:21 death or by force through financial
30:24
30:24 misfortune.
30:25
30:25 >> Yes. Absolutely. Absolutely. I mean you
30:29
30:29 don't have a choice stand behind
30:30
30:30 >> like what are you what are you going to
30:31
30:31 do with it? What are your kids going to
30:33
30:33 do? I mean if your kids don't love the
30:34
30:34 stuff as much as you do, they're going
30:36
30:36 to resell it anyways, right? It doesn't
30:38
30:38 hold it doesn't hold its place on the
30:39
30:39 mantle like it did for you. So, you
30:42
30:42 either use it as currency as your life
30:44
30:44 progresses or you just get buried with
30:46
30:46 it if they'll even do that for you, you
30:49
30:49 know.
30:49
30:49 >> Well, we're going to turn me into a
30:51
30:51 Funko N. So, yeah, we're going to find a
30:53
30:53 way, you know.
30:54
30:54 >> Exactly. So that's Yeah, I think every,
30:57
30:57 you know, if you're a collector, you
30:59
30:59 become a reseller or your offspring or,
31:01
31:01 you know, whoever buys that storage
31:03
31:03 locker that you forgot about or couldn't
31:04
31:04 afford no more. They get all your [ __ ]
31:06
31:06 for free or for the hundred bucks they
31:07
31:07 got the locker for, you know.
31:09
31:09 >> Nice. All right. Well, thank you to my
31:11
31:11 coworker for going to SummerCon, and I'm
31:13
31:13 sorry I couldn't join you for that fun
31:14
31:14 activity. Uh, thank you for bringing us
31:16
31:16 the footage. We do really appreciate it.
31:18
31:18 And uh Joshua, with that being said,
31:20
31:20 let's move on to the uh AI song for the
31:23
31:23 week, my dude. Uh what do you got? My
31:26
31:26 butthole is hurting right now from
31:28
31:28 >> Oh my goodness. Hey, let me thank your
31:29
31:29 coworker, too. I don't know your
31:30
31:30 coworker. I have to say thank you for
31:32
31:32 that because that was that was really
31:33
31:33 cool. We love We love the engagement. We
31:35
31:35 love footage. We'll use anybody's
31:36
31:36 footage that they bring it to. As long
31:38
31:38 as it's appropriate, age appropriate.
31:39
31:39 There's only, you know, we got we got
31:41
31:41 this is YouTube and [ __ ]
31:43
31:43 >> Yeah. So, feel free to send us some
31:45
31:45 stuff. That was cool. Um, but like you
31:47
31:47 mentioned the AI song of the week. So
31:49
31:49 Sean Sean, um, we're gonna have to put
31:51
31:51 another quarter in the jukebox because
31:53
31:53 the summer [ __ ] I can't even speak no
31:56
31:56 more. The coffee has hit. Um, no alcohol
31:59
31:59 in it. Uh, the AI song that we have for
32:01
32:01 today is called Summer Storm. I wrote
32:04
32:04 this as a as a duet. It's like a male
32:06
32:06 and female duet. Um, again, original
32:09
32:09 kind of thought process. Not all the
32:13
32:13 lyrics. I didn't write them word for
32:14
32:14 word, but the story, the meaning, the
32:16
32:16 emotion, everything behind it is from
32:19
32:19 me. Uh, so without further ado, Sean,
32:23
32:23 you can put a quarter in the sorry for
32:24
32:24 delay AI jukebox. And uh, everybody turn
32:27
32:27 up the stereo. Check it out. Here we go,
32:29
32:29 ladies and gent.
32:47
32:47 Same dreams in our pockets. Trading
32:50
32:50 secrets on the curb like we were locking
32:52
32:52 down rockets. You were rhythm in static,
32:55
32:55 my calm in the noise. The friend who
32:57
32:57 kept me steady when the world stole my
32:60
32:60 voice. You were the base in my chest.
33:02
33:02 When the world felt too cold. The friend
33:04
33:04 who'd hide my fire when I couldn't stay.
33:08
33:08 >> Oh yeah. You always had that spark.
33:11
33:11 >> But fire don't ask permission. It just
33:13
33:13 burns it own way.
33:15
33:15 >> Yo, the sunrise in my headphones are
33:17
33:17 going my grind. A compass in the chaos
33:20
33:20 always pointing my mind. mind always
33:24
33:24 wondering
33:25
33:25 boy.
33:29
33:29 >> You're the spark in my lungs, the ghost
33:32
33:32 in my flow. The reason every way is
33:35
33:35 deeper below.
33:37
33:37 >> Boy, you talk like thunder, but you move
33:39
33:39 like a breeze. You're a wildfire and
33:42
33:42 sneakers always hard to appease.
33:44
33:44 >> You know I'm trying, but I hear you in
33:46
33:46 the silence. Feel you under my skin. And
33:48
33:48 you're the echo in my heartbeat when I'm
33:51
33:51 trying to win.
33:52
33:52 >> When I lose, you're the match that lit
33:54
33:54 the fuse. I didn't know I had
33:56
33:56 >> didn't know I had
33:59
33:59 >> the good in my trouble. The come in my
34:02
34:02 back.
34:02
34:02 >> You're the friend I choose twice. Even
34:04
34:04 when you're a mess.
34:06
34:06 >> Even when I'm a mess.
34:09
34:09 >> Even when your storms hit harder than
34:12
34:12 you'll ever confess. You say you want me
34:15
34:15 close, but you vanish like smoke. Leave
34:18
34:18 me talking to the shadows like the
34:20
34:20 punchline of a joke.
34:21
34:21 >> It ain't like that.
34:22
34:22 >> You're a puzzle with no wedges, a stone,
34:24
34:24 no rain. A metaphor for chaos wrapped in
34:26
34:26 swagger and pain. You call me reckless,
34:29
34:29 but you run when things GET REAL. WALLS
34:32
34:32 OUT of thunder complain. You can't feel
34:35
34:35 >> you don't even try.
34:37
34:37 >> You're with no flame nowhere. You pull
34:40
34:40 me in close then pretend I'm not there.
34:43
34:43 >> You're the spark and the burn, the
34:45
34:45 danger and the thrill. But you break me
34:47
34:47 with your silence. More than words ever
34:50
34:50 will.
34:52
34:52 More than words ever will.
34:54
34:54 >> We walk this fire line between the love
34:56
34:56 and the fire
34:57
34:57 >> between the day and the night. Trying to
35:00
35:00 get it right.
35:01
35:01 >> We walk this fire line
35:03
35:03 >> where the truth burns bright. Where the
35:05
35:05 wrongs ignite. But this sparks feel.
35:09
35:09 >> You cut deep with your word sharper than
35:12
35:12 you know. But I still chase the warmth
35:14
35:14 even when you tell me go.
35:16
35:16 >> I never meant
35:19
35:19 cold.
35:22
35:22 >> Maybe I'm addicted to the fire in your
35:25
35:25 eyes. Maybe I'm the storm. It only
35:28
35:28 settles when you rise.
35:29
35:29 >> Then you break me with your distance.
35:31
35:31 Disappear like a ghost.
35:32
35:32 >> I don't mean you.
35:33
35:33 >> Then come back with that like you ain't
35:36
35:36 hurt me the most.
35:37
35:37 >> Maybe we're too mirror scared to walk me
35:39
35:39 reflect. Two hearts out of rhythm trying
35:42
35:42 to learn the gunlet. Truth is I never
35:45
35:45 wanted to win. I wanted to stand beside
35:47
35:47 you. Wanted to build something real, not
35:48
35:48 just chase or collide you beside me.
35:52
35:52 >> Maybe love ain't a battle. Maybe it's a
35:54
35:54 bridge. A place between the chaos and
35:57
35:57 the edge of the ridge.
35:58
35:58 >> And I never wanted a fight. I just
36:00
36:00 wanted to be seen.
36:02
36:02 >> Wanted someone to hold the way to what I
36:05
36:05 mean.
36:06
36:06 >> I see you. Maybe fellowship is the fire
36:08
36:08 and love is the flame and we've been
36:10
36:10 dancing around it too scared to
36:15
36:15 we walk this fire line but we're
36:18
36:18 learning the way from the ashes of
36:21
36:21 yesterday through the hope of today we
36:24
36:24 walk this fire line maybe that's fine
36:28
36:28 cuz friendship lift us
36:36
36:36 and Love keeps it alive.
36:43
36:43 Love keeps it alive.
36:50
36:50 >> All right, buddy.
36:51
36:51 >> You good, buddy?
36:53
36:53 >> All right. Um, I got some I got some
36:55
36:55 opinions on this one. Got some opinions.
36:57
36:57 All right. Got some words. Got some
36:58
36:58 words.
36:58
36:58 >> Okay.
36:59
36:59 >> Um, I'm not I'm not putting that in my
37:02
37:02 playlist. Not doing it. Like, I'm not
37:04
37:04 feeling it. It wasn't a It wasn't a
37:07
37:07 summer vibe for me, you know. I felt
37:09
37:09 like that was like the end of summer
37:11
37:11 finale. Uh, you know, that wasn't a that
37:13
37:13 wasn't like a an early start summer.
37:15
37:15 That was like,
37:16
37:16 >> oh, the girl that you fell in love with
37:19
37:19 during the summer, you have to go part
37:21
37:21 ways because she's going off to war. Uh,
37:24
37:24 and you're staying home with the kids,
37:26
37:26 you know? That's how I felt about that.
37:27
37:27 So, yeah, I'm not putting that not
37:29
37:29 putting that one in my playlist, buddy.
37:30
37:30 Not not this week.
37:31
37:31 >> Yeah.
37:32
37:32 >> Yeah. No, that that was meant to be uh
37:34
37:34 the struggle between the two when we're
37:36
37:36 both saying the same thing, but for some
37:38
37:38 reason it's just we don't understand one
37:40
37:40 another there. There's there's always a
37:42
37:42 struggle in relationship and uh in a
37:45
37:45 friendship again, back to friendship,
37:47
37:47 back to expectations, everything that we
37:49
37:49 seek and you either get on the same page
37:52
37:52 or you don't. And there's always going
37:54
37:54 to be struggle and I tried to provide
37:56
37:56 that through that that song there. Um
37:59
37:59 >> but uh apparently it sucked. So there
38:01
38:01 you go.
38:01
38:01 >> I mean, I didn't say it sucked. Did not
38:03
38:03 say that. I just said I'm not putting it
38:05
38:05 in my playlist. All right. It doesn't
38:07
38:07 have my doesn't have my juju, right? It
38:09
38:09 doesn't have what I want at the moment.
38:11
38:11 Right.
38:11
38:11 >> Yeah. No, I get it. I get it. And I made
38:13
38:13 a bunch of versions of that song. So
38:15
38:15 maybe that wasn't the one I should have
38:16
38:16 selected for this episode.
38:18
38:18 >> It's always tough.
38:19
38:19 >> Hey, once the music channel gets going,
38:22
38:22 we can just really shout it out and uh
38:24
38:24 you guys can have fun with that. But I
38:26
38:26 gotta get enough. We got to get enough
38:27
38:27 uh uh records under that channel.
38:30
38:30 >> You say You say that. We have like 150
38:34
38:34 plus records out there.
38:36
38:36 >> Do we do we got over 100 songs?
38:38
38:38 >> We definitely We definitely have over
38:40
38:40 aundred songs.
38:41
38:41 >> We probably started doing the music
38:43
38:43 portion of this really early in the
38:45
38:45 podcast. So we we probably have a lot.
38:47
38:47 There's probably a lot.
38:48
38:48 >> Okay. Okay. All right. Well, there you
38:50
38:50 go. Put it on me.
38:51
38:51 >> Yeah. Whatever.
38:53
38:53 >> All right. Hey, before we move on,
38:54
38:54 buddy, before we move on to this, uh,
38:56
38:56 pick your nose or pick your poison, uh,
38:58
38:58 I feel like I got to say a statement. I
38:60
38:60 feel like we've been doing a running
39:01
39:01 theme here every week talking about
39:03
39:03 destiny. And, uh, I feel like there has
39:05
39:05 been a huge thing that has happened, uh,
39:08
39:08 this previous week that I'm talking
39:10
39:10 about on this week. So, it happened last
39:12
39:12 week. Sorry everybody. Uh, but Destiny
39:15
39:15 put out its final update a few weeks
39:19
39:19 ago, right? But they announced this
39:22
39:22 week, uh, sorry, last week, this week
39:24
39:24 being the week that we're recording
39:26
39:26 right now, but they announced that they
39:27
39:27 are laying off a lot of people at Bungie
39:31
39:31 and, uh, they are basically going with a
39:33
39:33 minimum staff now. So, there will no
39:35
39:35 longer be any more patches,
39:38
39:38 >> anything. The game is in its final final
39:41
39:41 state. It is now
39:44
39:44 I don't want to say dead because Joshua
39:45
39:45 and I are playing the [ __ ] out of it,
39:47
39:47 but it is now a
39:50
39:50 non
39:52
39:52 up I don't even know how to say that. I
39:54
39:54 mean, sure, for the lack of better term,
39:55
39:55 it's dead now, buddy. And it makes my
39:58
39:58 heart sad to hear that a bunch of people
39:59
39:59 are getting laid off and that is god
40:02
40:02 awful. But I feel like we have to to say
40:05
40:05 that uh to talk about uh the fact that
40:08
40:08 Joshua and I are still around and still
40:11
40:11 will be around playing this game. Joshua
40:13
40:13 is still addicted. And shout out to the
40:15
40:15 community member of the D2 subreddit who
40:18
40:18 posted an infographic of how to run
40:22
40:22 through like the campaigns in what
40:24
40:24 order. uh that really helped Joshua and
40:26
40:26 I as we started this because we didn't
40:28
40:28 know, at least I didn't know where to
40:30
40:30 even start and I was kind of like we
40:31
40:31 just should just start here and we can
40:33
40:33 kind of go from there. But they posted
40:34
40:34 that infographic and Joshua and I will
40:36
40:36 be doing that infographic in its
40:38
40:38 entirety. Uh Mia will post the
40:40
40:40 infographic so people can see it too. U
40:42
40:42 but Joshua, I'm so excited that that was
40:44
40:44 posted because now we actually have a
40:45
40:45 game plan on what we should be doing.
40:47
40:47 >> Yeah. Yeah. No, I agree because as a
40:49
40:49 brand new player of a game that's been
40:51
40:51 around for like 12 years, it's not like
40:54
40:54 um like a Grand Theft Auto where you
40:55
40:55 just hop into like a city and you can
40:57
40:57 run around and drive cars and like
40:59
40:59 Destiny really has such an openw world
41:01
41:01 concept that you could just really go
41:03
41:03 anywhere and do anything and you could
41:05
41:05 waste three hours of your day and never
41:07
41:07 complete anything. Like it is kind of
41:09
41:09 overwhelming. It's one of those games
41:11
41:11 where you're just shooting stuff, you're
41:12
41:12 having fun, you're floating around,
41:14
41:14 you're collecting gear, and then you're
41:15
41:15 like, "How come my rank or any nothing
41:17
41:17 even changed?" Cuz you didn't do [ __ ]
41:19
41:19 You were just killing stuff and it
41:21
41:21 wasn't doing collecting garbage, you
41:23
41:23 know? So yeah, thank you to the person
41:26
41:26 that posted that. Sean sent that to me.
41:28
41:28 So I I also appreciate that cuz again,
41:30
41:30 it's a really fun game and I'm enjoying
41:32
41:32 it, but I need some direction other I'm
41:34
41:34 I'm like a compass that has no north or
41:36
41:36 south. I just don't know where to go or
41:38
41:38 what to do. Um, and I need this. So,
41:41
41:41 thank you to that person. Thank you to
41:43
41:43 Sean. And, uh, join the community
41:44
41:44 because it's going to be fun. Even
41:46
41:46 though the game is, you know, somebody
41:48
41:48 in the ocean with one straw breathing
41:49
41:49 air like out in the middle of nowhere
41:51
41:51 like it's barely alive, you know, just
41:54
41:54 breathing out there in a in a fiery
41:56
41:56 ocean of just like death. Um, but
41:59
41:59 there's still going to be player. I
42:01
42:01 still see people playing all the time.
42:02
42:02 You know, there's people in the lobbies.
42:03
42:03 So,
42:04
42:04 >> it's great.
42:04
42:04 >> It'll be it'll be around. So
42:06
42:06 >> yeah, and it's not going to die anytime
42:07
42:07 soon. So yeah, join us. Uh we'd love to
42:09
42:09 have you. So uh [ __ ] you lost my train
42:13
42:13 of thought here because I was thinking
42:14
42:14 about something as you were saying that
42:15
42:15 beautiful analogy of Destiny being
42:18
42:18 sucking air through single in the
42:21
42:21 Pacific Ocean, you know, with no sharks.
42:24
42:24 There's no great visual.
42:25
42:25 >> Yeah, there's nothing to feed off of.
42:27
42:27 There's all you have is the little air.
42:30
42:30 And we are the air. We are literally the
42:32
42:32 controllers that are plugged in and
42:34
42:34 playing that game. So, um, just cuz
42:37
42:37 we're the lonely straw doesn't mean that
42:38
42:38 we we're not like there's not a bunch of
42:41
42:41 us out there still playing this game.
42:42
42:42 And, like I said, I'm going to keep I'm
42:44
42:44 going to keep playing as long as Sean
42:45
42:45 wants to continue to play and whoever
42:46
42:46 joins us wants to play. I think it'll
42:49
42:49 just be fun. I I don't even know how
42:50
42:50 many people can you have in a lobby at
42:52
42:52 any given time. I don't know.
42:53
42:53 >> I think uh I think 12 I think that's
42:55
42:55 where now
42:55
42:55 >> 12. Okay. So, we have plenty of
42:57
42:57 subscribers. So, if you guys want to
42:60
42:60 just start the game just like I am, join
43:01
43:01 the party. Uh, get on the mic. We do we
43:04
43:04 talk over Discord because I haven't
43:06
43:06 figured out my my audio yet.
43:08
43:08 >> Yeah. No, that's what I was going to
43:09
43:09 say. Yeah, we're gonna figure out a way
43:11
43:11 for us to record uh some of this
43:14
43:14 gameplay that eventually we'll do like
43:16
43:16 little shorts of and stuff like that. Uh
43:18
43:18 but yeah, Joshua Stan figured out his
43:19
43:19 mic problem uh for the Destiny.
43:22
43:22 >> I It's very confusing and and this is
43:25
43:25 why people have audio engineers. So, if
43:26
43:26 you want to do a pro bono and and like
43:29
43:29 come help me figure this out. I don't
43:30
43:30 even know how we would do this, but I
43:32
43:32 cannot get my audio to sync up with
43:33
43:33 in-game. So, we got to go through
43:35
43:35 Discord because this mic I talk in and
43:37
43:37 how things are routed and my setup here
43:39
43:39 just doesn't work for some reason. So,
43:41
43:41 uh there's an audio engineer out there
43:42
43:42 that can help me figure it out. Give me
43:44
43:44 the whole spiel. Um that would be great.
43:46
43:46 >> You know, I did think about something,
43:48
43:48 Joshua. I thought about something as you
43:49
43:49 just said that. But we'll talk about it
43:51
43:51 off camera. Just remind me uh if we if
43:53
43:53 you're the one who has to stay sober, so
43:54
43:54 remind me to talk about it off camera
43:56
43:56 having to do with Discord and record.
43:57
43:57 >> I'm trying. I'm not caffeine sober,
43:59
43:59 that's for damn sure. I'm all hopped up.
44:01
44:01 You know, when you're when you know when
44:03
44:03 you've been drinking coffee and you're
44:04
44:04 confined to one chair
44:06
44:06 like this, somebody with my impulsive
44:10
44:10 desire, like I I feel like I'm in a
44:12
44:12 prison. I think we need to move on to
44:13
44:13 the next topic, please.
44:14
44:14 >> Let's move on to the next one, buddy.
44:16
44:16 So, like we said in the top of the half
44:17
44:17 of the episode, uh this is going to be a
44:19
44:19 get to know us episode. So, to do that,
44:20
44:20 we have recurring segments on the show.
44:22
44:22 Uh, one of them is would you rather or
44:25
44:25 pick your poison, uh, which is played by
44:27
44:27 these pick your poison cards here, which
44:29
44:29 I can give Joshua, but Joshua titled
44:31
44:31 this one pick your nose or pick your
44:32
44:32 poison. So, uh, Joshua, I guess you have
44:34
44:34 the option to pick your nose if you
44:36
44:36 don't want to answer the question. So,
44:37
44:37 there you go.
44:38
44:38 >> No, I'm not picking my nose because I
44:41
44:41 think that could be just as poisonous.
44:43
44:43 So, let's pick the poison.
44:45
44:45 >> All right. So, while we do this, I'm
44:47
44:47 going to basically shuffle the cards
44:48
44:48 here. And I usually pick one from the
44:50
44:50 top and the bottom so that it's a fair
44:52
44:52 chance. And Joshua will have to pick one
44:55
44:55 of these uh for what he would rather do.
44:57
44:57 So the first one, Joshua, is Joshua,
44:59
44:59 would you rather
45:01
45:01 have eyes that only work at night? Okay.
45:05
45:05 Interesting. Interesting.
45:06
45:06 >> Perfect.
45:06
45:06 >> Or would you rather constantly smell
45:10
45:10 body odor that no one else can smell?
45:15
45:15 >> Okay, it's a tough question. Both of
45:17
45:17 both of these are very very I I think of
45:20
45:20 these as superpowers. You know, I all of
45:22
45:22 a sudden I feel like a new Marvel
45:23
45:23 character that has to make a choice. And
45:26
45:26 um seeing in the dark is nice, you know,
45:29
45:29 because I find myself, you know, deep in
45:32
45:32 dark places all the time, even when the
45:34
45:34 sun's out, you know. So, do I want to be
45:38
45:38 able to see or the you know, I I got to
45:40
45:40 go with smell.
45:42
45:42 I got I I want
45:44
45:44 >> Okay. All right. I want to know if
45:46
45:46 somebody has good hygiene or not. I I
45:49
45:49 could care less if I can see them in the
45:50
45:50 dark. I'd rather know what they smell
45:52
45:52 like. So, give me their smell and I'll
45:55
45:55 meet them in the dark and some other
45:57
45:57 occasion, but got to know what you smell
45:59
45:59 like.
46:00
46:00 >> Um, I would agree with you because I
46:03
46:03 like vision. I like being able to see.
46:04
46:04 Sorry those of you can't see us right
46:07
46:07 now because you're not on. Sorry for the
46:08
46:08 delayed.live. Uh, but, uh, I do like
46:12
46:12 vision. So, I'm probably going to go
46:13
46:13 with the smell one as well. Uh because
46:15
46:15 that doesn't necessarily mean their body
46:16
46:16 odor is bad, right? Maybe they have a
46:18
46:18 certain musk that you are allured by,
46:21
46:21 you know? So, I'm gonna go with that one
46:22
46:22 too, buddy. I'm with you 100%.
46:24
46:24 >> Good ability.
46:25
46:25 >> Yeah.
46:26
46:26 >> Count me in.
46:26
46:26 >> Superman. It's a [ __ ] Super Smell,
46:28
46:28 man. Whatever.
46:30
46:30 >> Do you think Superman has good smell,
46:31
46:31 too? Probably. That's part of this.
46:33
46:33 >> Probably. Yeah, probably does for sure.
46:34
46:34 I would hope so.
46:35
46:35 >> Okay.
46:36
46:36 >> But here you go, buddy. Another one for
46:37
46:37 you, Joshua. Would you rather have all
46:40
46:40 of your food chewed by another person
46:43
46:43 before eating it?
46:44
46:44 >> Okay,
46:46
46:46 >> this is a good option. This is like this
46:48
46:48 so far.
46:48
46:48 >> Or
46:50
46:50 wear braces with headgear for the rest
46:52
46:52 of your life.
46:54
46:54 >> Damn, both of those.
46:57
46:57 >> I mean, could go either way to be
46:59
46:59 honest.
46:59
46:59 >> You know, see the thing about somebody
47:01
47:01 else chewing your food, you got to
47:02
47:02 accept the fact that they may have a
47:03
47:03 nice mouth or not. You know, like what
47:06
47:06 they're putting in their mouth
47:08
47:08 >> has to be just as good coming out of
47:10
47:10 their mouth. And that makes me nervous
47:11
47:11 >> because there's a lot of funky mouths
47:13
47:13 out there. You know, there is lot lot of
47:15
47:15 people putting stuff in their mouth that
47:16
47:16 I would not
47:18
47:18 >> before they put my food and have to chew
47:19
47:19 it up and give it back to me.
47:21
47:21 >> I guess the question would be at right
47:23
47:23 now, would you have your significant
47:25
47:25 other chew your food for you? I guess
47:27
47:27 would be the question.
47:29
47:29 >> I mean, if I could be inappropriate for
47:31
47:31 just a second, uh, she's a beautiful
47:32
47:32 mouth, so yeah, she could totally chew
47:35
47:35 up my food. But but it might not just be
47:38
47:38 her chewing my food, you know.
47:41
47:41 >> That's true. It doesn't specify.
47:43
47:43 >> I might rock the head gear, man. [ __ ]
47:45
47:45 it. Just go headgear. Count me in. You
47:47
47:47 know, it's an accessory that I'd have to
47:49
47:49 live with. I just hope it doesn't rust
47:50
47:50 because I do take showers.
47:52
47:52 >> Um
47:53
47:53 >> showers, too.
47:54
47:54 >> So, if rust becomes an issue,
47:57
47:57 >> I'll deal with it. But give me the head
47:59
47:59 gear.
47:60
47:60 >> All right. I'm gonna do the person
48:01
48:01 eating for me because that seems right
48:04
48:04 up my alley to be honest. Like I'm lazy.
48:06
48:06 You know, if someone could just chew my
48:08
48:08 food like a baby bird, you know, I'm
48:10
48:10 fine with that. I'm okay with that. I'm
48:12
48:12 cool. It' be fun, I guess.
48:14
48:14 >> Joshua, one more.
48:15
48:15 >> One more for the road and then we'll
48:17
48:17 head on over to the next one. Joshua,
48:18
48:18 would you rather
48:20
48:20 live on the top floor of a 20story
48:24
48:24 building with no elevator?
48:26
48:26 >> Interesting. Okay. Okay. or
48:30
48:30 live the rest of your life without your
48:32
48:32 thumbs.
48:35
48:35 >> Okay. So, you're having people chew food
48:38
48:38 for you. I could have people pick [ __ ]
48:39
48:39 up for me.
48:40
48:40 >> So, this this is this is fine.
48:44
48:44 >> No thumbs really.
48:46
48:46 >> No thumb. I mean, people
48:48
48:48 >> The nature guy, I thought he would
48:50
48:50 choose the [ __ ] walking up 20 stories
48:52
48:52 every [ __ ] day.
48:53
48:53 >> No, I mean, come on, man. Like like I
48:55
48:55 could do so many things without my
48:57
48:57 thumbs. Like
48:58
48:58 >> it's true. They're true.
48:59
48:59 >> I could still do lots of things. Now if
49:01
49:01 I was on a 20 20s story building that
49:03
49:03 that could make my days much longer,
49:05
49:05 which would be fine, but
49:07
49:07 >> true.
49:08
49:08 >> You know, love me with or without my
49:10
49:10 thumbs is what I would tell the person
49:11
49:11 who has to pick everything up for me.
49:14
49:14 >> What kind of suck though? Your hand jobs
49:16
49:16 are suck.
49:17
49:17 >> No, you you'd work it out. I mean, just
49:19
49:19 get more flex. Just just, you know,
49:22
49:22 >> you'd find a way around it. You'd find a
49:23
49:23 way. Feet are a good option when your
49:25
49:25 thumbs aren't available.
49:27
49:27 >> Just saying you could grab things with
49:29
49:29 your toes.
49:31
49:31 >> Little grippers.
49:32
49:32 >> I like that. Cool grippers.
49:34
49:34 >> Yeah. Fine with that.
49:36
49:36 >> All right.
49:36
49:36 >> Take my
49:37
49:37 >> um I would choose the building to be
49:39
49:39 honest with you, buddy. Because it
49:40
49:40 doesn't specify how I have to get up
49:41
49:41 that building. You know what? If I
49:43
49:43 Spider-Man it, you know, maybe I have
49:44
49:44 like a giant rope that I repel from and
49:47
49:47 they make those like little attachable
49:48
49:48 harnesses that like retract that are
49:50
49:50 automatic. They just like
49:52
49:52 when I go up the rope, you know, you
49:55
49:55 know, somewhere.
49:56
49:56 >> Yeah. Well, you're, you know, you're
49:57
49:57 thinking outside the box. I'm taking the
49:58
49:58 question quite literal. So,
49:60
49:60 >> yeah, you are. Yeah, you are.
50:02
50:02 >> Yeah.
50:03
50:03 >> All right, everybody. Let's move on.
50:04
50:04 Let's do uh objects, animals, or
50:06
50:06 numbers.
50:07
50:07 >> All right.
50:07
50:07 >> Why the [ __ ] not?
50:09
50:09 >> I know, right? Let's uh again, another
50:11
50:11 one of these get to know you. Sean just
50:13
50:13 grilled me. That wasn't really a
50:14
50:14 grilling on the uh pick your nose or
50:16
50:16 pick your poison. I'm glad I didn't pick
50:18
50:18 my nose once there.
50:19
50:19 >> I know. I'm proud of you listening. I'm
50:21
50:21 proud of you. That's great.
50:22
50:22 >> I did I did not pick that at all. But
50:24
50:24 this is a fun little segment. Why not
50:26
50:26 round this episode off with a objects,
50:29
50:29 animals, or numbers? And this is where I
50:30
50:30 asked Sean to pick one of three cards
50:33
50:33 that I have laying out on my desk here
50:36
50:36 >> um to choose from. So Sean, what card or
50:40
50:40 what would you like to pick from first?
50:42
50:42 An animal, object, or uh numbers here?
50:45
50:45 >> I would like to do animal first.
50:48
50:48 >> Okay. Let's get to know Sean's animal
50:51
50:51 side here.
50:54
50:54 >> All right, Sean, here you go. If you
50:57
50:57 could scale up any animal to the size of
50:59
50:59 a house, which would you choose?
51:03
51:03 Any animal to the size of a house?
51:07
51:07 Okay. Uh, now I got to think for like
51:10
51:10 utility or just for funsies, right? Like
51:12
51:12 cuz in my my first go-to my first go-to
51:15
51:15 was sloth for whatever reason. Like
51:18
51:18 imagine a house-sized sloth. Like that
51:21
51:21 would be wild, right? But then my second
51:24
51:24 thing was funsies. And I thought about a
51:26
51:26 toad or like a frog. You know, have a
51:29
51:29 frog the size of a house.
51:31
51:31 >> Ribbit. Ribbit. Like a deep ribbit tone
51:34
51:34 every [ __ ] night. Dude, that would be
51:35
51:35 pretty cool. So, I'm going to go with
51:36
51:36 frog. Frog would be the one I scale up
51:38
51:38 to the size of a house.
51:40
51:40 >> That's actually pretty legit. I I think
51:42
51:42 that would be pretty nice.
51:43
51:43 >> Put a little saddle on it, dude. I mean,
51:45
51:45 it have to be a big saddle, but a little
51:47
51:47 saddle, little big old cowboy hat on
51:49
51:49 that [ __ ] you dude. Like, have
51:51
51:51 yourself like a house-sized horse be
51:54
51:54 amazing.
51:54
51:54 >> That would be pretty slick. Yeah. I'm
51:56
51:56 trying I'm trying to think of like what
51:57
51:57 I would do if I would use it as like a
51:59
51:59 resource for like a business, you know?
52:01
52:01 Like, if you scale up like a like an
52:03
52:03 elephant to the size of a house, you
52:05
52:05 could totally like that's the biggest uh
52:08
52:08 piece of work equipment. You know,
52:10
52:10 people be hiring your elephant to like
52:11
52:11 do jobs for them. or say like a bird,
52:14
52:14 you know, you can fly people around. You
52:15
52:15 probably be, you know, so
52:17
52:17 >> you would be using this beautiful
52:19
52:19 creature of God, of nature, right, for
52:24
52:24 monetary gains, Joshua,
52:27
52:27 >> we do serious.
52:29
52:29 >> Look what we do to cows, man. You think
52:31
52:31 those cows want their nipples sucked on
52:33
52:33 all day? That's why I don't drink milk,
52:35
52:35 bro. That is why I don't drink milk. I'm
52:37
52:37 against the cow nipple sucking. Okay.
52:41
52:41 Jesus, man. Monetary gains on your
52:43
52:43 [ __ ] house-sized animal. That's
52:45
52:45 [ ] up, dude. That's [ ] up.
52:48
52:48 >> Jesus.
52:48
52:48 >> I mean, no, it's, you know, I use it as
52:50
52:50 emotional support, too. There's there's
52:51
52:51 more, there's a lot of reasons.
52:53
52:53 >> After you get paid, you're like, "Oh my
52:55
52:55 god, Elephant, you're making me so much
52:56
52:56 money. I can't believe it."
52:58
52:58 >> I'll start a college fund for it. It'll
52:60
52:60 be fine. You know, it'll
53:04
53:04 it'll be it'll be fine. I'll open up a,
53:07
53:07 you know, a nice little uh sponsorship,
53:10
53:10 you know, maybe open a school in its
53:11
53:11 name or something. You know what I mean?
53:13
53:13 It'll make it worth it. Like everybody
53:16
53:16 will remember it when it's when it's
53:18
53:18 gone. It'll be worth it.
53:20
53:20 >> I promise. All right, got another one.
53:22
53:22 Next week. Next.
53:24
53:24 >> Uh, let's do numbers. [ __ ] it.
53:26
53:26 >> All right, numbers. With the numbers.
53:27
53:27 >> These questions are so much better than
53:29
53:29 the dis the [ __ ] pick your poisons,
53:30
53:30 and I can't help that.
53:32
53:32 >> All right, this is one. This is This is
53:34
53:34 a tough one for me. I'm just gonna say
53:35
53:35 it right even before I read it.
53:37
53:37 >> Sean, on a scale of 0 to 10, how likely
53:41
53:41 are you to forget someone's birthday?
53:45
53:45 >> Oh, 0 to 10. Uh, is 10 like the most
53:49
53:49 likely? Because
53:50
53:50 >> uh yeah, you're just like even if it was
53:52
53:52 the day of like you walked in and see
53:54
53:54 candles and [ __ ] and you're like, "Oh,
53:55
53:55 that's nice. Who bought the cake?" You
53:57
53:57 know, you don't even [ __ ] realize
53:58
53:58 it's a birthday even when you walk in.
53:59
53:59 >> Yeah. No, definitely a a 10. A defin a
54:02
54:02 definite 10, my dude. like that is yeah,
54:07
54:07 I will forget your birthday. And it's
54:08
54:08 not on purpose. It's not like I don't
54:10
54:10 care about you. I just I'm not good with
54:12
54:12 dates in general. So that's just it's a
54:15
54:15 me thing.
54:16
54:16 >> No, I think it's that 17% of you that
54:19
54:19 doesn't just, you know, you're giving to
54:21
54:21 >> No, no. 15%. They don't get 17%. There
54:23
54:23 you go. 15%. Yeah. The podcast gets 17.
54:27
54:27 People get 15% of you. Yeah.
54:29
54:29 >> Yeah. Exactly. There's no room.
54:30
54:30 >> Exactly.
54:31
54:31 >> Well, I guess No, I guess my friends and
54:33
54:33 family get 15%. People probably get like
54:37
54:37 >> 10%.
54:40
54:40 >> 10%.
54:43
54:43 Wow.
54:45
54:45 >> People, there you go. All right. Well,
54:47
54:47 we got one more left. Let's hit you with
54:48
54:48 an object before we get out of here.
54:50
54:50 >> All right, Sean, for your objects. Here
54:52
54:52 we go.
54:54
54:54 What would be the most annoying object
54:57
54:57 to have to carry around with you all
54:60
54:60 day?
55:03
55:03 >> Oh [ __ ] The most annoying object to
55:05
55:05 carry you all day. Um
55:09
55:09 >> my first thought was ice.
55:13
55:13 Like have you ever carried a bag of ice?
55:15
55:15 Yeah. Like a Yeah, like a bag of ice.
55:18
55:18 Have you ever carried a bag of ice from
55:19
55:19 your car
55:20
55:20 >> to like a mile down the road, maybe to
55:23
55:23 like a beach or something? Right? Like,
55:25
55:25 dude,
55:26
55:26 >> first of all, ice is heavy, right? It's
55:29
55:29 [ __ ] cold. And like, there's no way
55:31
55:31 you can get around that, right? Yeah,
55:33
55:33 you can put it in a little towel or
55:35
55:35 something and carry it that way, but it
55:37
55:37 still gets cold. And so like every like
55:40
55:40 three minutes you're trying to like
55:41
55:41 switch your arms or switch your hands,
55:43
55:43 find different positions for ice to like
55:45
55:45 not freeze you to death, right? So I
55:48
55:48 would say like a bag of ice would
55:49
55:49 probably be like the most annoying
55:51
55:51 object to hold.
55:53
55:53 >> Tough to carry around.
55:54
55:54 >> Yeah. I mean, I thought about this too,
55:56
55:56 man. I was like, what what would I find
55:58
55:58 super annoying? Like something very
55:59
55:59 heavy or very light or something that
56:02
56:02 like stinks, you know? Like
56:04
56:04 >> something that smells like a train or
56:06
56:06 something.
56:07
56:07 >> Yeah. Yeah, if you had like a bag of
56:08
56:08 garbage, like if you had to carry around
56:09
56:09 a bag of garbage with you all day, that
56:11
56:11 would that would probably suck.
56:13
56:13 >> Um, yeah. I don't know. I couldn't I
56:15
56:15 couldn't think of one thing that would
56:17
56:17 like seriously annoy me. Like if I had
56:19
56:19 to give somebody a piggyback ride all
56:21
56:21 day, that would [ __ ] suck, you know?
56:23
56:23 >> Like me. Like if what if I was the one
56:24
56:24 you had to give a piggyback ride to all
56:26
56:26 day?
56:26
56:26 >> Yeah. Like if if I had to hold you,
56:28
56:28 that'd be that'd be a problem, you know?
56:30
56:30 Um
56:31
56:31 >> suck.
56:32
56:32 >> Yeah. So maybe if I had to if I had to
56:34
56:34 carry a person around all day, that
56:36
56:36 would be tough. That'd be hard. Um,
56:39
56:39 yeah. So I don't know. Yeah, I'm not a
56:42
56:42 professional piggyback.
56:45
56:45 >> You cannot hire me for that. I will not
56:47
56:47 carry you around all day.
56:48
56:48 >> So don't even.
56:51
56:51 >> Yeah. Well, there you go. That's our
56:53
56:53 fun, you know, another episode of get to
56:55
56:55 know us.
56:57
56:57 >> Yeah, man. Very cool, my dude. All
56:59
56:59 right, let's [ __ ] land this plane, my
57:01
57:01 dude. It's been almost over an hour and
57:03
57:03 uh well actually it's not really our
57:04
57:04 timer's a little bit off but let's do
57:06
57:06 some fun finds some lucky numbers and uh
57:08
57:08 fortunes get people going on a new week.
57:11
57:11 Uh buddy, what do you got to show off
57:13
57:13 for the week, my dude?
57:14
57:14 >> Okay, so uh we've been doing this the
57:16
57:16 last couple weeks and this may be a hit
57:18
57:18 with some of you or some of you just
57:19
57:19 already not really into it. But I only
57:21
57:21 have one more of these left so I might
57:23
57:23 as well open this up and see if we can
57:24
57:24 get the chase or we can get um
57:27
57:27 >> you know uh the alien Mickey. Let's see.
57:30
57:30 Let's see. I just want to see what we
57:31
57:31 can get. So, this there's some assembly
57:33
57:33 acquired. This is one of those little
57:35
57:35 PopMart uh little Mickey magnet uh
57:39
57:39 >> little skin wearing things. So, I'm
57:40
57:40 going to pop this open. And while I do
57:42
57:42 this, Sean Sean usually,
57:46
57:46 >> right? Is that what what I
57:48
57:48 >> Oh my god. I mean, yeah. I It's more
57:50
57:50 like a costume, but if you want to call
57:52
57:52 it skin, sure.
57:56
57:56 You know, sometime when you're as hopped
57:58
57:58 up on caffeine as I You're right. I
57:60
57:60 might not sleep. It's going to be honest
58:01
58:01 with you, man. This might be a tough
58:03
58:03 night.
58:04
58:04 >> Yeah, I might just have to play Destiny
58:05
58:05 all night. See how far we might do that
58:08
58:08 right now. Uh but while Joshua does
58:10
58:10 that, hey, before I show off my Funko
58:11
58:11 for the week, uh I want to show off some
58:13
58:13 artwork that I got at the Edmonds Art
58:16
58:16 Festival up here uh in Washington. Uh I
58:19
58:19 have a whole bunch of different pieces,
58:20
58:20 but I'm going to show a few different
58:21
58:21 pieces from one artist. I'll show one
58:24
58:24 piece a week. Uh because this first one
58:26
58:26 I'm gonna show off, I'm gonna replace uh
58:28
58:28 the one right behind me of these cats
58:30
58:30 playing poker. Uh with this one, let me
58:33
58:33 grab it real quick. Here you go. Um but
58:35
58:35 this is by an artist uh named Justin
58:38
58:38 Hillgrove. And this one is called Faxp
58:40
58:40 Paw. And it is this beautiful work of
58:44
58:44 art. There you go.
58:47
58:47 >> Wow. That is
58:49
58:49 >> pretty cool. It's going to replace uh
58:51
58:51 the one right behind me uh with the cats
58:53
58:53 playing poker. So, there's that. And uh
58:56
58:56 let me show off my Funko, which is going
58:58
58:58 to be this Funko uh that was found by
59:01
59:01 that coworker again. And it is the
59:04
59:04 Osiris
59:06
59:06 Funko, but he is all gold, which was a
59:09
59:09 Bungie exclusive
59:11
59:11 uh right there on their website. And so
59:14
59:14 there he is. You can not get this
59:15
59:15 anymore, which is pretty cool and also
59:17
59:17 very sad. Uh but there you go. There is
59:20
59:20 my fun find for uh the golden Osiris.
59:25
59:25 Pretty sick.
59:27
59:27 >> Golden Osiris. All right.
59:30
59:30 >> Cool. All right. Are you ready? Are you
59:32
59:32 ready for the big reveal?
59:34
59:34 >> Mhm.
59:35
59:35 >> All right. I'm sorry to say everybody I
59:38
59:38 did not get the chase and I did not get
59:40
59:40 the Buzz Lightyear one. But what I did
59:43
59:43 get
59:45
59:45 >> was the I'll show up the card first
59:47
59:47 because these come with cool little
59:48
59:48 cards. It's uh Lzo. This is the cart.
59:51
59:51 >> Oh, okay.
59:52
59:52 >> Lots Lo. Uh, and this is the build
59:55
59:55 >> right here.
59:57
59:57 >> Whoa, he's so cute. Hey, does he smell
60:01
60:01 like strawberries?
60:03
60:03 >> Um, are you You're [ __ ] around,
60:05
60:05 aren't you? Right.
60:06
60:06 >> Lots on camera.
60:09
60:09 >> Apparently, Lzo smells like
60:10
60:10 strawberries. This is a thing. This is
60:12
60:12 not me [ __ ] around.
60:13
60:13 >> I'm going to [ __ ] smell this thing.
60:15
60:15 And if you This is like a [ __ ] very
60:17
60:17 late April Fool's Day [ __ ] gag here.
60:20
60:20 I'm going to be upset. I'll smell it
60:22
60:22 just for you. Thank you. Smells like
60:24
60:24 plastic. There's no goddamn strawberry.
60:27
60:27 >> Did you Did Is it really supposed to
60:29
60:29 smell like strawberries?
60:30
60:30 >> Some microlastics into your nostrils,
60:32
60:32 baby boy. You're welcome.
60:34
60:34 >> Did I really sniff microplastic?
60:37
60:37 >> So, to be fair, uh Lotso, the character
60:40
60:40 in Toy Story, does smell like
60:42
60:42 strawberries. And then they did a whole
60:43
60:43 line with Lotso. the like stuffed
60:45
60:45 animals and [ __ ] like that where they
60:47
60:47 smelled like strawberries and the whole
60:48
60:48 gimmick with lots of it. It's supposed
60:50
60:50 to smell like strawberries. So that's
60:51
60:51 why maybe Pop Mart would have done
60:53
60:53 something fun and made it smell like
60:54
60:54 strawberries. So that's why I made you
60:55
60:55 do that.
60:56
60:56 >> But oh well, it is what it is.
60:58
60:58 >> Yeah, they uh they had to save on the
60:59
60:59 the strawberry scent. Unfortunately.
61:02
61:02 >> Unfortunately. Unfortunately.
61:03
61:03 >> Yeah, but that's my fun find. Maybe Do
61:05
61:05 you think I should go buy more of those,
61:06
61:06 man? I think you should buy a different
61:09
61:09 a different thing because I'm very happy
61:11
61:11 that you didn't get any duplicates. Like
61:13
61:13 three to get three in a row that were
61:16
61:16 not duplicates. That's [ __ ] that's
61:17
61:17 sensational, dude. Go get a lotto ticket
61:19
61:19 because that is great. Uh but I think
61:21
61:21 you should do something else. Do a
61:22
61:22 different uh they have a whole bunch of
61:24
61:24 Disney stuff in there. Like it doesn't
61:26
61:26 have to be Disney. They have a whole
61:27
61:27 bunch of stuff in there. Say do some
61:29
61:29 more mystery boxes.
61:30
61:30 >> I'm going to I'm going to need a
61:31
61:31 suggestion cuz I I don't really know
61:33
61:33 what to get. I just saw those and I, you
61:34
61:34 know, honestly, I thought of you when I
61:36
61:36 saw that Mickey one cuz, you know, I'm
61:37
61:37 not a big Disney person. Um, but that
61:40
61:40 was
61:41
61:41 >> Okay, we'll do we'll do some more little
61:43
61:43 mystery box little things at some point.
61:46
61:46 Yeah.
61:47
61:47 >> Speaking of mystery boxes, hey, let's do
61:49
61:49 a Misfortune cookie and hopefully
61:51
61:51 Misfortune
61:53
61:53 >> provides us with a fortune this week.
61:56
61:56 >> Oh, misfortune. Okay, Sean, what are we
61:59
61:59 going to go with this week? We're going
62:01
62:01 oozy or dirty,
62:04
62:04 >> you know.
62:04
62:04 >> Are they Are they about even again?
62:06
62:06 Like, are they
62:06
62:06 >> Yeah, we're back to even. We're three.
62:08
62:08 We got three and three in each one of
62:09
62:09 these. So,
62:10
62:10 >> uh let's do let's knock out a boozy this
62:12
62:12 week.
62:12
62:12 >> Okay, we're going boozy with this one on
62:14
62:14 episode 140.
62:17
62:17 >> 140. Doing a boozy.
62:19
62:19 >> All right, man. Last week boozy,
62:22
62:22 >> huh?
62:23
62:23 >> Last week there was not a fortune in the
62:25
62:25 >> Yeah, last week there was no fortune.
62:27
62:27 Yeah, there was no fortune and we
62:28
62:28 haven't clipped that one yet. Ellie,
62:30
62:30 well, I by the time this episode airs,
62:32
62:32 there will be a short of the uh the us
62:35
62:35 not getting a fortune from misfortune
62:37
62:37 cookie. So, we'll see what comes
62:38
62:38 probably.
62:38
62:38 >> You know, it's funny. That's a nice play
62:40
62:40 on words. Uh misfortune. Yeah, they
62:42
62:42 missed putting the [ __ ] cookie or the
62:44
62:44 fortune in the cookie. Misfortune.
62:47
62:47 >> That was nice.
62:48
62:48 >> They can't be perfect, you know.
62:50
62:50 >> Jesus. All right. All right. Well, lucky
62:52
62:52 enough everybody, this one did have a uh
62:55
62:55 did have a little misfortune cookie
62:57
62:57 >> little thing in here. And this is a long
62:59
62:59 one. Holy [ __ ] All right.
63:01
63:01 >> All right, everybody. Here is your
63:02
63:02 misfortune cookie for episode 140 on
63:05
63:05 June 30th.
63:08
63:08 Sing like no one's listening. Dance like
63:10
63:10 no one's watching. Drink like you've
63:13
63:13 never been to an AA before.
63:18
63:18 >> That makes me laugh. That's a good one.
63:20
63:20 >> That was good. And that's that is a
63:21
63:21 first. We have not read that one before
63:23
63:23 on you know over 100 episodes we've been
63:26
63:26 doing these things. So that was kind of
63:27
63:27 cool. It's not a read.
63:28
63:28 >> But are we getting to that point where
63:30
63:30 we just don't remember those ones
63:31
63:31 because they've been so long? You know
63:34
63:34 >> this goldfish would remember that.
63:38
63:38 >> All right. Sure. Whatever. You know
63:40
63:40 what? This goldfish will also remember
63:42
63:42 these seven lucky numbers for the week,
63:43
63:43 buddy. And they are as followed. Here
63:45
63:45 they are. uh 16, 18, 21, 28, 37, 48, and
63:50
63:50 69. Once again, those seven lucky
63:52
63:52 numbers, use them for whatever nefarious
63:54
63:54 reasons you would like. They are 16, 18,
63:56
63:56 21, 28, 37, 48, and the all great number
64:00
64:00 69.
64:03
64:03 Joshua, we've come to the end of this
64:05
64:05 episode, and you know, like we like to
64:08
64:08 do here, buddy, uh we like to give the
64:10
64:10 people something good to start the week.
64:11
64:11 So Joshua, like all good things, we must
64:15
64:15 have a strong closing monologue. So what
64:18
64:18 do you got?
64:18
64:18 >> My goodness. All right, everybody. Hey,
64:20
64:20 I'm all hopped up on caffeine. Uh, thank
64:22
64:22 you for hanging in there on episode 140.
64:25
64:25 But for this week, I want everybody to
64:28
64:28 focus on their efforts versus
64:31
64:31 expectation. I want you to look at
64:34
64:34 yourself good and hard in the mirror
64:35
64:35 this week and say, "Hey, is my effort
64:39
64:39 and my expectations, are they aligned?"
64:41
64:41 And the people around me, do they have
64:42
64:42 the same focus as I do? And if they
64:44
64:44 don't, maybe it's time to cut the fat
64:47
64:47 and maybe get some new ones.
64:50
64:50 Damn. All right. Sure.
64:54
64:54 All right. I appreciate that, buddy.
64:55
64:55 Hey, thank you guys for watching. Thank
64:57
64:57 you for listening. Sorry for little out
64:58
64:58 live. Uh, come check out the video
65:00
65:00 portion. Buy a shirt. Uh, if you don't
65:02
65:02 want to buy a shirt, buy the other
65:04
65:04 shirts that we do. We have more designs
65:06
65:06 than just the one that we're showing off
65:07
65:07 in there. All of them are great. All of
65:08
65:08 them were designed by yours truly right
65:11
65:11 here. And so Joshua, with that being
65:13
65:13 said, I can't let you go without giving
65:17
65:17 you one last thing, my dude. One last
65:19
65:19 thing. And I'm back to the paper copies
65:20
65:20 because I got one that's a good one for
65:22
65:22 this one because it has to do with the
65:24
65:24 uh the theme of the t-shirts. But
65:26
65:26 Joshua, what has no Oh, sorry. Let me
65:29
65:29 rephrase that. Joshua, what has a spine
65:32
65:32 but no bones?
65:34
65:34 A book.
65:38
65:38 Ladies and gentlemen, he he he got it
65:40
65:40 right. He got it right, everybody.
65:42
65:42 That's it. We're done here. I'm no
65:43
65:43 longer giving Joshua any more of these.
65:45
65:45 It's over. It's over, ladies and
65:47
65:47 gentlemen. The secret gag of the of the
65:50
65:50 thing was once Joshua figured one out, I
65:52
65:52 was going to stop doing them. So, there
65:54
65:54 you go.
65:54
65:54 >> We're done.
65:55
65:55 >> Let's go,
65:56
65:56 >> ladies and gentlemen. We will see you
65:58
65:58 next week. Deuces.
66:23
66:23 Oh, hi ladies and gentlemen.
66:26
66:26 >> Joshua has a whole [ __ ] closet full
66:28
66:28 of Funkos. That's what we're talking
66:29
66:29 about right now. It's on the floor. Look
66:31
66:31 at it. Look at that. I can easily
66:33
66:33 >> It's like a Thank you.
66:34
66:34 >> It's a layer. It's a layer of Funkos.
66:36
66:36 It's what I mean by No, actually not a
66:38
66:38 layer. It's like an onion of Funkos
66:40
66:40 because you can just peel off the front
66:42
66:42 layer and then get to the next layer and
66:43
66:43 the next layer and because it just it
66:45
66:45 goes forever.
66:47
66:47 >> Hey, wait. Speaking of layers, real
66:48
66:48 quick before we do our snaps and
66:49
66:49 collapse, did you watch the Shrek 5 uh
66:54
66:54 trailer?
66:55
66:55 >> No. I didn't even know there was a Shrek
66:57
66:57 5.
66:58
66:58 >> Have you not seen any of the Shrek
66:59
66:59 movies? No, I saw the I saw the first
67:02
67:02 one and then then once they introduced
67:04
67:04 what's the actor's name? Uh the Puss and
67:06
67:06 Boots guy. What was that guy's name?
67:08
67:08 >> Antonio Bender.
67:09
67:09 >> Antonio Bend. Like I wasn't totally sold
67:13
67:13 on the Puss and Boots things. I'm like,
67:14
67:14 dude, he's a cat. He could just stomp
67:15
67:15 and break. Like it was just kind of I
67:17
67:17 don't I don't know. It's a silly
67:19
67:19 character, but
67:20
67:20 >> interesting. Okay.
67:21
67:21 >> I don't know. Puss and Boots just took
67:23
67:23 the
67:25
67:25 >> You know, Eddie Murphy, Donkey, and what
67:27
67:27 is his name? Uh what's the other actor?
67:29
67:29 Um, Sam, what's his name? Adam, what's
67:32
67:32 his what's the actor of Shrek?
67:33
67:33 >> Sam.
67:34
67:34 >> Shrek.
67:34
67:34 >> What's his?
67:36
67:36 >> Oh, Mike Myers. Yeah, I don't know. I
67:38
67:38 think I think I'm thinking of Son of Sam
67:40
67:40 or something like that stupid scary
67:41
67:41 movie he did. Remember that stupid scary
67:43
67:43 movie with the wife? No,
67:45
67:45 >> the one where his wife tries to kill
67:46
67:46 him.
67:47
67:47 >> I don't watch scary movies, you know
67:49
67:49 that?
67:49
67:49 >> No, but it's like a comedy because it's
67:52
67:52 Michael.
67:52
67:52 >> Never seen it.
67:53
67:53 >> Yeah. Okay. Never seen it.
67:54
67:54 >> Yeah, but it's Yeah. Donkey and just
67:58
67:58 just those two characters.
67:59
67:59 >> So then that's a no. That's a no.
68:00
68:00 Interesting.
68:01
68:01 >> Interesting.
68:02
68:02 >> No.
68:03
68:03 >> Anyways,
68:04
68:04 you should watch those [ __ ] movies. I
68:06
68:06 think you would actually enjoy them.
68:08
68:08 They got our they got our type of humor
68:09
68:09 on them. You know, it's like worth a
68:11
68:11 watch.
68:13
68:13 >> I mean, I'm down to Hold on. I need to
68:15
68:15 You know, sometimes if you don't turn
68:16
68:16 your phone down, [ __ ] happens in the
68:18
68:18 middle of
68:20
68:20 >> That's very true.
68:20
68:20 >> Here, man.
68:21
68:21 >> It's very true. Uh but when you're
68:23
68:23 ready, buddy, go ahead and give us our
68:24
68:24 snaps and or sorry, your claps. and I'll
68:26
68:26 do my snaps and then go from there.