Sorry For The Delay | EP.140 | Funko Layers, Summer Storm & House Frogs


This week, Joshua chooses sobriety by way of an horchata quad-shot latte, while Sean brings Seattle Cider and a canoe fantasy that immediately turns into drone romance panic (normal lake behavior.). Then it’s Funko onion layers, SummerWeen merch, effort vs expectations, SummerCon collector math, Destiny’s final-state heartbreak & one house-sized frog with cowboy potential. Enjoy the show!


-WHAT’S IN OUR CUP-

Sean: Seattle Cider Company Dry Hard Cider, 6.5%
Joshua: Horchata quad-shot latte

-AI SONG OF THE WEEK-

AI Song Of The Week: “Summer Storm” (Lyrics written by Joshua.)

-RECIPES-

Finding Nemo Mocktail:
• Squirt
• orange juice
• lime juice

  1. Add Squirt and orange juice over ice.

  2. Add a little lime juice.

  3. Stir, sip & try not to drown in the puddle.

Drink One, From The Coaster Vault:
• 1 oz cranberry juice
• 3 oz fresh orange juice
• 2 oz whiskey or bourbon
• 1/2 oz Cointreau or orange liqueur
• 1/2 oz fresh lemon juice
• 1/2 oz simple syrup
• ginger beer, for topping

  1. Add everything except ginger beer to a glass with ice.

  2. Stir or shake.

  3. Top with ginger beer.

-CHAT WITH US-

• Effort Vs Expectations
• Reseller Or Collector
• Pick Your Nose Or Pick Your Poison
• Objects, Animals Or Numbers

-CHAPTERS-

00:00 Cold Open - Funko Closet Layers & Shrek V Talk

03:21 EP.140 Intro, Pride Month & Non-Gay Lover Clarification

05:18 What’s In Our Cup - Horchata Latte & Seattle Cider

09:06 Swimming Advice, Mocktails & The Finding Nemo Drink

14:35 Coaster Recipes, SummerWeen Shirts & Chat With Us

17:03 Effort Vs Expectations

25:10 Reseller Or Collector - SummerCon Footage & Funko Economics

34:41 AI Song Of The Week "Summer Storm"

42:15 Destiny Final State, Community Infographic & Clan Plans

47:36 Pick Your Nose Or Pick Your Poison

53:27 Objects, Animals Or Numbers, Fun Finds, Fortune & Joke Victory

-SOUND BITES-

• “It’s like an onion of Funkos.” - Joshua explaining the closet situation with alarming accuracy.

• “We are now the longest running podcast between two non-gay lovers yet.” - Sean opening EP.140 with immediate clarification needs.

• “Somebody’s gotta drive the car or land the plane for us.” - Joshua choosing the sober pilot seat.

• “Sippy for the boys, everybody.” - Sean reviewing the Seattle Cider with professional elegance.

• “I don’t even know how to realistically float.” - Sean confirming the pool is still a threat.

• “Tap shoes next to a swimming pool, you’re just asking for it.” - Joshua giving survival advice no one requested.

• “Chat still does not wipe your butt either.” - Joshua keeping AI expectations grounded.

• “If you don’t put the time or the effort in, you’re never gonna get the expectation of success.” - Sean landing the effort vs expectations point.

• “Every collector at some point becomes a reseller.” - Sean finding the dark little retirement plan hiding inside every shelf.

• “I’m not putting that in my playlist.” - Sean reviewing “Summer Storm” with affectionate playlist violence.

-FORTUNE & FINDS-

Fortune: Sing like no one’s listening. Dance like no one’s watching. Drink like you’ve never been to an AA before.
Lucky Numbers: 16, 18, 21, 28, 37, 48, 69

Fun Finds / Value Finds:
Sean: Golden Osiris Bungie exclusive Funko & Justin Hillgrove “Fax Paw” artwork from the Edmonds Art Festival.
Joshua: PopMart Pixar Mickey blind box pull - Lotso Mickey.

(Artwork Shoutout: Justin Hillgrove’s “Fax Paw” is replacing the cats-playing-poker art behind Sean.)

(Community Shoutout: Sean’s coworker sent SummerCon footage, and a Destiny 2 subreddit member posted the campaign-order infographic that gave Sean & Joshua an actual game plan.)


Transcript

 

00:00 Welcome to episode 140 of Sorry for the

00:03

00:03 Delay. I'm your editor, Mia. This week,

00:06

00:06 Joshua tries to be the sober pilot with

00:08

00:08 a horchata quadshot latte, while Sean

00:10

00:10 brings Seattle cider, swimming concerns,

00:13

00:13 and a mocktail recipe called Finding

00:15

00:15 Nemo because apparently beverages need

00:17

00:17 lore now. Then, it's effort versus

00:19

00:19 expectations, collector to reseller

00:21

00:21 math, destiny's final final state, and

00:23

00:23 enough Funko talk to make Joshua's

00:24

00:24 closet legally count as a second

00:26

00:26 address. Enjoy the show. Hello and

00:29

00:29 welcome to another episode of Sorry for

00:31

00:31 the Delay. We are your hosts. My name is

00:33

00:33 Sean and over there is Joshua. And

00:36

00:36 Joshua, this is episode

00:39

00:39 140, my dude. An even number. We're up

00:42

00:42 in the 140s. Uh I think we are now the

00:45

00:45 longest running podcast uh between two

00:49

00:49 non-gay lovers yet. But Joshua, like I

00:53

00:53 do every week, how are you doing this

00:56

00:56 week, my dude? Did you really just say

00:58

00:58 that?

00:59

00:59 >> I did, surprise.

01:00

01:00 >> I did because it's true.

01:03

01:03 >> You know

01:03

01:03 >> what a way to, you know, what a way to

01:05

01:05 start episode 140.

01:09

01:09 There you go, everybody. Uh, Sean, I'm

01:11

01:11 doing well. Thank you for asking. Uh,

01:13

01:13 this is another fantastic way to start

01:16

01:16 your week if this is the first time

01:18

01:18 listening to us. Um, we appreciate new

01:20

01:20 subscribers. Thank you to everybody uh

01:22

01:22 who's listening or watching on on

01:24

01:24 YouTube or went to our website to find

01:26

01:26 this video. Appreciate that. Um but I'm

01:29

01:29 doing great. Sean, today, tonight, this

01:32

01:32 morning, depending on when you're

01:33

01:33 listening, it's going to just, you know,

01:34

01:34 like I said, it's going to be another

01:35

01:35 good episode. So, I'm happy to be here.

01:37

01:37 >> I'm happy to all the new best friends we

01:39

01:39 just made.

01:40

01:40 >> Hell yeah, dude.

01:41

01:41 >> Along the way here.

01:41

01:41 >> Yeah.

01:42

01:42 >> Yeah. And for the record, I said that

01:43

01:43 because this episode is going to be a

01:45

01:45 get to know us episode. Uh and I think

01:47

01:47 the people need to know that Joshua and

01:48

01:48 I are not

01:50

01:50 >> lovers. Although we joke about it a lot.

01:52

01:52 Uh

01:52

01:52 >> we do.

01:53

01:53 >> We're not a thing uh yet.

01:56

01:56 >> Just friends, everybody. I know. Spoiler

01:59

01:59 alert. Yes, we are friends.

02:01

02:01 >> We've been friends for a long time now.

02:03

02:03 >> You're welcome. Also, it's Pride month.

02:05

02:05 So, you know, we got to show some

02:06

02:06 respect, right?

02:07

02:07 >> So, there you go. Uh but just like

02:09

02:09 showing some respect, Joshua, let's show

02:11

02:11 some respect to our cups. What is inside

02:13

02:13 of yours? Uh and I will tell you what's

02:15

02:15 inside of mine when you're done.

02:17

02:17 >> All right. I feel like this is one of

02:18

02:18 the episodes where one of us has to be

02:20

02:20 sober. So today, Sean and everybody

02:24

02:24 listening, I uh I feel like if

02:26

02:26 somebody's going to fly the plane or

02:28

02:28 drive the car today, it's going to be

02:30

02:30 me. So today, what is in my cup is I got

02:33

02:33 a nice tall glass of I made myself an

02:36

02:36 orchata uh quadshot

02:39

02:39 uh latte.

02:40

02:40 >> Nice. Okay. So, so yeah, just a whole

02:43

02:43 lot of uh coffee and I'm sipping on a

02:46

02:46 nice, you know, latte tonight for this

02:48

02:48 episode. So, I'm the sober one,

02:49

02:49 everybody. So, if it gets weird, I'm

02:51

02:51 sorry. This is how I am naturally. This

02:53

02:53 is a non-alcohol induced

02:56

02:56 script, even though we do not script

02:58

02:58 anything. It just things just naturally

02:60

02:60 come out weird sometimes, and I'm sorry,

03:02

03:02 but be prepared.

03:04

03:04 >> So,

03:04

03:04 >> but that's what's in my cup, buddy.

03:05

03:05 >> Okay. So, you got coffee in your cup

03:07

03:07 this week. Interesting.

03:08

03:08 >> All right. Um, I'm assuming you don't

03:11

03:11 have to go anywhere tomorrow cuz you

03:13

03:13 will not be sleeping cuz it is it's

03:16

03:16 pretty late.

03:16

03:16 >> Oh, actually I'm playing golf tomorrow.

03:18

03:18 I have to I'm golfing. Yeah, I set my

03:20

03:20 alarm for uh 6:40. I don't play golf

03:24

03:24 until 8.

03:25

03:25 >> So, I set my alarm for 6:45 because I

03:28

03:28 generally take 8.

03:30

03:30 >> Oh, yeah. No, I'm Yeah, dude. You know,

03:32

03:32 when I sometimes when I drink coffee,

03:33

03:33 sure, it wakes me up, but sometimes it's

03:35

03:35 just a nice refreshing drink. And like I

03:38

03:38 said, I gotta be I feel like I gotta be

03:39

03:39 sober for this episode.

03:41

03:41 >> Um because again, who knows what we're

03:43

03:43 gonna get into. Like I said, somebody's

03:45

03:45 got to drive the car or land the plane

03:47

03:47 for us. And that's going to be me. Um

03:49

03:49 >> All right. Hey,

03:50

03:50 >> please call tomorrow. I respect it,

03:51

03:51 buddy. I can't wait to hear about that

03:53

03:53 golf endeavor uh next week when you tell

03:55

03:55 us.

03:55

03:55 >> I know, right? Uh what do you got in

03:57

03:57 your cup, buddy? What do you

03:58

03:58 >> Oh, yeah. Yeah. Uh so, I'm still doing

03:60

03:60 this thing where I'm kind of featuring

04:01

04:01 some local cers. Um I have a bigname

04:04

04:04 cider this time. Uh, but still made here

04:07

04:07 in Seattle. Seattle proper, actually.

04:09

04:09 Uh, I've had this company before, but I

04:11

04:11 have not had this cider on the podcast.

04:14

04:14 So, here we go. Uh, this is the Seattle

04:17

04:17 Cider Co. Uh, Seattle Cider Company. Dry

04:20

04:20 hard cider. This is a 6.5. So, nobody's

04:23

04:23 really getting too wild today, you know.

04:25

04:25 So, go ahead and open this. And this is

04:27

04:27 uh like last week, another dry. So, uh I

04:31

04:31 had the sound bite last week. Uh, yep,

04:33

04:33 that's dry, I believe. And this one is

04:35

04:35 just a dry. So, here we go. It's going

04:37

04:37 to be fun to have a comparison. Uh,

04:39

04:39 sippy for the boys, everybody.

04:46

04:46 Not bad. Not bad. I would say it's

04:48

04:48 definitely a little on the sweeter end

04:51

04:51 uh rather than the dry end, which is

04:53

04:53 interesting. Um, this one also has a

04:55

04:55 little bit of like a almost a a little

04:58

04:58 hop kind of end to it. Like a little

05:00

05:00 almost like a little hoppy note at the

05:02

05:02 very very back end of the tongue. Um,

05:04

05:04 but pretty good. Pretty good for a 6.5.

05:07

05:07 It's easy drinking. Uh, this would be

05:09

05:09 great, Joshua, if it was just like you

05:12

05:12 and me on a canoe in the middle of the

05:14

05:14 lake.

05:15

05:15 >> Here we go,

05:16

05:16 >> just vibing. Maybe it's like maybe it's

05:18

05:18 like a like it's sunset, right? It's

05:20

05:20 sunset and we're just like, you know, we

05:23

05:23 have our fishing lines out and we're

05:24

05:24 just chilling watching the mountains and

05:26

05:26 all of the sudden in the in the corner

05:28

05:28 of our eyes,

05:29

05:29 >> I'm still You haven't lost me yet. I'm

05:30

05:30 still there with you. I haven't jumped

05:31

05:31 out of the boat yet. Okay. Yeah. We get

05:33

05:33 this like piercing like sharp light,

05:35

05:35 right? It's just like a flash, right? It

05:37

05:37 goes

05:38

05:38 >> and we're like, "What the [ __ ] was

05:38

05:38 that?" We both turn and we look at it

05:41

05:41 >> and it's just drones

05:42

05:42 >> in the shape of us smiling on the brink

05:46

05:46 of a kiss. And we both look at each

05:48

05:48 other and we go, "Nah, bro. Not today."

05:51

05:51 And then we just jump out of the kayak,

05:53

05:53 you know? So, there you go. That's what

05:54

05:54 this tastes like, everybody. That's what

05:55

05:55 this tastes like. You're welcome.

05:57

05:57 >> Again, this is going to be a get to know

05:58

05:58 you. This is a bonus question. Sean, do

05:59

05:59 you know how to swim?

06:02

06:02 Oh god. Hell no. No, I do not know how

06:04

06:04 to swim. Sorry, I'm pouring it.

06:06

06:06 >> I didn't think you I didn't think you

06:07

06:07 knew how to swim. Like I mean I mean on

06:09

06:09 like gen before. I I've told I know how

06:13

06:13 to swim. Oh yeah, I get to know you

06:15

06:15 goldfish. Yeah, you're right. You're

06:16

06:16 right. No, I I can't swim. Um, I don't

06:19

06:19 even know how to realistically float.

06:21

06:21 And it's been so long since I've been in

06:23

06:23 a swimming pool or any body of water

06:26

06:26 that I I don't I don't know if it's

06:30

06:30 physically possible for me anymore uh to

06:33

06:33 learn how to swim. So, will I ever

06:36

06:36 learn? Maybe. Maybe.

06:39

06:39 >> But no, I I don't. And I know you've

06:42

06:42 swam with jellyfish and mermaids, so I

06:44

06:44 know you're you're an avid swimmer,

06:46

06:46 Joshua. But as as far as someone who

06:48

06:48 doesn't swim, do you have any helpful

06:50

06:50 tips for me?

06:52

06:52 >> Uh, no, I don't. Cuz I'm I'm not an avid

06:54

06:54 swimmer, honestly. I I you know, I had

06:57

06:57 that my grandma had a swimming pool

06:58

06:58 growing up, so I did get to mess around

07:00

07:00 in

07:01

07:01 >> in her little swimming pool. So, I did

07:03

07:03 that had did have that advantage. Um,

07:06

07:06 but if there's anything that I could

07:08

07:08 provide to you, don't I think you're

07:09

07:09 over six feet. Just don't get in any

07:11

07:11 body of water that has current

07:14

07:14 associated with it. Or don't go into the

07:17

07:17 side of the pool that has a number

07:19

07:19 bigger than six

07:21

07:21 >> is what I would suggest.

07:24

07:24 >> Uh, hey, you can still drown in like an

07:26

07:26 inch of water. Okay. So,

07:28

07:28 >> yes, this is true. But you wanted advice

07:31

07:31 and I gave you the simplest advice

07:33

07:33 possible for you. If you slip and fall

07:35

07:35 and drown in a [ __ ] puddle, that's on

07:37

07:37 me. That's you, buddy. You shouldn't

07:40

07:40 have wore your slick shoes to wherever

07:42

07:42 the [ __ ] you fell cuz that's your own

07:44

07:44 damn fault.

07:45

07:45 >> Sean, why are you wearing tap shoes at

07:47

07:47 the pool?

07:48

07:48 >> Yeah. Like honestly, tap shoes next to a

07:52

07:52 swimming pool. You're just asking for.

07:54

07:54 That's the Darwin Award at its finest

07:57

07:57 right there.

07:58

07:58 >> Yeah. Just Just don't go into the pool.

08:01

08:01 >> That reminded me of something. Um

08:04

08:04 Joshua, you you mentioned that you're I

08:05

08:05 mean you're sober this episode. You

08:07

08:07 mentioned that. Um and also tripping and

08:10

08:10 falling would probably come from

08:11

08:11 drinking alcohol. So Joshua, um

08:14

08:14 >> okay,

08:14

08:14 >> I did some recipes last week. Uh some

08:17

08:17 beautiful recipes, some brownie recipes

08:19

08:19 and a drink recipe. And I'm thinking

08:20

08:20 maybe we do like a maybe we hit like a

08:23

08:23 quick like mocktail or I don't know

08:25

08:25 what's your what's your like go-to sober

08:28

08:28 drink that's not coffee? Like it has to

08:30

08:30 be something mixed. All right. Like it

08:33

08:33 has to be a creation, right? Maybe it's

08:35

08:35 just a Shirley Temple.

08:37

08:37 >> But what is your what is your favorite

08:39

08:39 like non-alcoholic

08:41

08:41 mix creation mixed beverage?

08:43

08:43 >> I you know, honestly, I think the it's

08:46

08:46 not something I've made

08:48

08:48 >> and you may talk about this in one of

08:50

08:50 your mocktails. It it had to do and I'm

08:52

08:52 going to let you explain it. It was one

08:53

08:53 of the drinks that you made, not for me,

08:56

08:56 but I got to try it. was for uh my niece

08:59

08:59 >> uh when you were over here that one time

09:00

09:00 and we were all making drinks and she

09:02

09:02 was like, "Hey Sean, can you make me a

09:04

09:04 mocktail?" I forget what you called like

09:05

09:05 a Frankenstein or you call it I think

09:07

09:07 you called it something. It was it was

09:09

09:09 some

09:09

09:09 >> a Finding Nemo. It's a Finding Nemo.

09:11

09:11 >> A Finding Nemo. There you go. That's

09:13

09:13 badass. Yeah. So, that that was pretty

09:15

09:15 good. Um but I I genuinely I really

09:18

09:18 don't make a whole lot of non-alcoholic

09:20

09:20 mixed drinks.

09:22

09:22 >> So, straight alcoholism on this episode.

09:25

09:25 >> Yeah. I don't really have a favorite

09:27

09:27 non-alcoholic mixed drink. Although, you

09:30

09:30 know what? I was talking to somebody at

09:30

09:30 work today and I did suggest cuz they

09:32

09:32 drink Red Bull all the [ __ ] time.

09:34

09:34 >> Oh, yeah.

09:35

09:35 >> And they just came out with the new ones

09:36

09:36 called like White Peach and I was like,

09:38

09:38 "Hey, bro." I was like, "Have you ever

09:40

09:40 tried mixing the White Peach with their

09:42

09:42 apple, their apple Red Bull,

09:45

09:45 >> dude." So, uh, you know, I announced on

09:48

09:48 a few episodes back, I'm not really into

09:49

09:49 energy drinks anymore, but if I was, I

09:51

09:51 would I would maybe I would recommend

09:54

09:54 somebody, if you want to let me know if

09:55

09:55 you're a Red Bull drinker, grab that

09:57

09:57 white peach, grab the apple, maybe do a

09:59

09:59 little mix up, and you let us know how

10:01

10:01 that tastes.

10:03

10:03 >> You know, it's full of energy and the

10:05

10:05 two different flavors, a little white

10:06

10:06 peach, little apple. I'm sure that would

10:07

10:07 taste delicious and it'll juice you up

10:09

10:09 at the same time. So,

10:11

10:11 >> yeah. Dude, hey, I know you're not a fan

10:12

10:12 of energy drinks like you said. Um, but

10:15

10:15 that reminded me up here. Uh, they do

10:17

10:17 they make these things with lotus, uh,

10:20

10:20 which is a flour, but it's like more of

10:22

10:22 a natural caffeine. And they make, uh,

10:25

10:25 what essentially are dirty sodas, uh,

10:28

10:28 for those of you in the Midwest, that's

10:30

10:30 what they call them, which is basically,

10:32

10:32 uh, a soda with, uh, like uh, syrup in

10:36

10:36 it, like different flavored syrup. But

10:38

10:38 now you replace that and you use the

10:41

10:41 Lotus with different flavored syrups.

10:43

10:43 And so like one of the mixed drinks that

10:45

10:45 I really like drinking uh is Lotus mixed

10:49

10:49 with blue raspberry, a splash of

10:51

10:51 lemonade, and then a little bit of uh

10:54

10:54 like club soda. Like that is [ __ ]

10:57

10:57 delicious. Non-alcoholic, gets you going

11:00

11:00 because it has energy from the lotus and

11:03

11:03 it's [ __ ] amazing. But that Finding

11:06

11:06 Nemo drink, if I remember it correctly,

11:09

11:09 uh it was squirt, orange juice, and then

11:12

11:12 a little bit of lime juice, and that was

11:14

11:14 that was pretty much it. So, for those

11:16

11:16 of you who want to make a Finding Nemo

11:17

11:17 at home, it is basically those three

11:20

11:20 ingredients in whatever order you would

11:22

11:22 like. So,

11:24

11:24 >> yeah.

11:25

11:25 >> You know what's kind of funny? You're

11:27

11:27 >> You know what's kind of funny? You're

11:28

11:28 Nobody has ever seen one of these. I'm

11:29

11:29 just going to show it off real quick

11:30

11:30 because this is this is a a fun find on

11:33

11:33 my desk right now. And I know we're

11:34

11:34 getting way off base here, but a long

11:37

11:37 time ago, we made these coasters. Check

11:39

11:39 it out. We've never shown this off. This

11:40

11:40 is a coaster, a drink coaster. Uh, sorry

11:42

11:42 for delayed drink coaster.

11:44

11:44 >> Not on the website. Uh, so little

11:46

11:46 exclusive here, but on the back of this,

11:48

11:48 Sean did some recipes

11:50

11:50 >> on the back of our of the coasters back

11:51

11:51 here.

11:52

11:52 >> I remember.

11:53

11:53 >> Yeah.

11:54

11:54 >> So, these recipe.

11:56

11:56 >> Uh, it's you just you named it drink

11:58

11:58 one. It's drink one, buddy. Um,

12:02

12:02 yeah. Yeah. So, drink one has uh 1 oz of

12:05

12:05 cranberry cranberry juice, three 3 oz of

12:07

12:07 freshlysqueezed orange juice, 2 ounces

12:09

12:09 of whiskey or bourbon, half ounce of

12:12

12:12 Kantu or another orange lur, half ounce

12:16

12:16 of freshlysqueezed lemon juice, and a

12:18

12:18 half ounce of uh simple syrup or ginger

12:20

12:20 beer for topping. But yeah, the little

12:22

12:22 coasters,

12:24

12:24 >> if you just listen to us, slide over to

12:25

12:25 the uh the the website real quick, our

12:27

12:27 YouTube, we have little coasters that we

12:29

12:29 never like put out there in the world.

12:30

12:30 We got merch for our shirts, but we

12:32

12:32 don't have coasters.

12:33

12:33 >> That's pretty cool.

12:34

12:34 >> Speaking of shirts,

12:34

12:34 >> call back.

12:36

12:36 >> Speaking of shirts, since Joshua brought

12:38

12:38 it up real quickly, hey, uh, by the time

12:40

12:40 this episode comes out, you will see

12:41

12:41 that we have the Summerween shirt out.

12:44

12:44 Uh, it is one design, two different

12:46

12:46 color variations, uh, available in black

12:49

12:49 and white. Uh, they will be there until

12:52

12:52 probably the end of August, uh, when

12:55

12:55 we'll do the, uh, Halloween stuff. So,

12:58

12:58 we'll see. But Joshua had the

13:00

13:00 opportunity to look at that design. And

13:02

13:02 Joshua, what do you how do you feel

13:03

13:03 about that design?

13:04

13:04 >> I think it's another fun design. Another

13:06

13:06 Sarid exclusive be on the website. Come

13:09

13:09 check it out. And uh I'm always excited

13:11

13:11 for the new designs that come out.

13:13

13:13 >> So takes a lot of work.

13:14

13:14 >> It's pretty badass. Yeah. I mean, yeah.

13:17

13:17 Anybody who still designs art on their

13:20

13:20 own, uh like Sean still does, it's it is

13:22

13:22 a lot of work. Chat does not do

13:24

13:24 everything. Like chat does not wipe your

13:26

13:26 butt either, you know, by the way. Um,

13:29

13:29 >> yeah,

13:30

13:30 >> the bedays do, but chat does not yet.

13:32

13:32 >> Chat does not.

13:33

13:33 >> Um,

13:34

13:34 >> anyways, sorry for a little late out

13:35

13:35 live. Come check out the shirt. Get a

13:37

13:37 copy or not. Just even you looking at it

13:39

13:39 is good enough in our eyes to be honest.

13:41

13:41 So, thank you for that. Uh, but now that

13:43

13:43 we've gotten that out of the way, buddy,

13:45

13:45 uh, shall we go to the chat with this

13:46

13:46 section? The whole reason why we even do

13:48

13:48 this thing like, uh,

13:49

13:49 >> exactly. All right, get to the chat with

13:52

13:52 us section. You go. Yeah, go for a shot.

13:54

13:54 For those of you who are new, uh, chat

13:56

13:56 with us section are the topics that

13:58

13:58 we're going to be talking about for the

13:59

13:59 week. Uh, we got four lovely topics this

14:01

14:01 week. Uh, you know, we are Sean and

14:03

14:03 Joshua, your two new best friends. And

14:04

14:04 maybe this week we have something

14:06

14:06 that'll entertain you. If not, uh, you

14:08

14:08 know, just play us in the background

14:10

14:10 while you [ __ ] clean your dishes. I

14:12

14:12 don't know.

14:13

14:13 But the, uh, first topic that we have

14:15

14:15 for today is effort versus expectations.

14:20

14:20 >> All right. Interesting. Second topic is

14:24

14:24 reseller or collector. Okay.

14:26

14:26 >> Okay. I like it.

14:27

14:27 >> Uh

14:29

14:29 the the next topic

14:32

14:32 is pick your nose or pick your poison.

14:36

14:36 All right. Okay.

14:37

14:37 >> We like that.

14:37

14:37 >> And the final topic is objects, animals,

14:40

14:40 and numbers. Like we said, this is going

14:42

14:42 to be a get to know us more episode. Uh

14:45

14:45 so if you would like, you can call it a

14:47

14:47 filler episode, but uh none of our [ __ ]

14:49

14:49 is ever filler, is it, Joshua?

14:51

14:51 >> No. Absolutely not filler. This is all

14:53

14:53 just random [ __ ] None of this is

14:55

14:55 actually scripted. We generally come up

14:57

14:57 with these topics the day of we do this

14:59

14:59 everybody. So if it if it sounds a

15:00

15:00 little like, you know, like what are

15:02

15:02 these guys talking about? Sometimes we

15:03

15:03 just we have fun with this every single

15:04

15:04 episode. Um case in point, effort versus

15:09

15:09 expectations.

15:10

15:10 All right, so you know, today was a

15:13

15:13 great day. You know,

15:15

15:15 >> good. I'm glad I

15:16

15:16 >> was putting some effort into everything.

15:17

15:17 I was working really hard. I was

15:20

15:20 sweating and I see people standing

15:22

15:22 around not doing [ __ ]

15:26

15:26 >> and I'm like, "Okay." So, I started

15:28

15:28 thinking about this in my head. I was

15:30

15:30 like, "Effort versus expectation." And

15:33

15:33 this is like a global this is

15:35

15:35 universally. This this applies to just

15:37

15:37 about everything we do in life. And this

15:40

15:40 is this is when the light bulb popped

15:42

15:42 off in my head. I'm just like, "Holy

15:43

15:43 shit." Effort versus expectation. So the

15:46

15:46 question is,

15:48

15:48 is effort versus expectation like a

15:52

15:52 blueprint for life? In a way, it's like

15:55

15:55 going to the gym, right? You're going to

15:57

15:57 the gym, you're putting the effort, you

15:59

15:59 got expectations. The expectations are

16:01

16:01 to get more fit, right? Your your effort

16:03

16:03 versus expectations.

16:05

16:05 >> Okay? And then, you know, starting a

16:06

16:06 business, things like that, like, you

16:08

16:08 know, effort versus expectations. and

16:10

16:10 even friendships, relationships, things

16:13

16:13 that we all kind of put effort into and

16:15

16:15 then what do we expect to get out of

16:17

16:17 them?

16:18

16:18 >> So, I was just thinking about this. I

16:20

16:20 wanted to ask you, Sean, when it comes

16:21

16:21 to effort versus expectations,

16:24

16:24 >> do you do you find yourself struggling

16:27

16:27 or have advice for anybody with with

16:30

16:30 effort versus expectations and and what

16:33

16:33 the reality of that concept is? And, you

16:36

16:36 know, as far as the blueprint, do you

16:37

16:37 think it is like a blueprint for life?

16:39

16:39 what we put in versus what we get out of

16:41

16:41 it.

16:42

16:42 >> Um, a blueprint for life. I don't know

16:44

16:44 if I'd go that far, but I would

16:46

16:46 definitely say that it's it's a strong

16:49

16:49 guideline for sure. You know, cuz people

16:52

16:52 want to be rewarded for their efforts,

16:55

16:55 but everybody's expectations of efforts

16:59

16:59 are different, right? Like your effort

17:03

17:03 expectation is different than my like

17:05

17:05 expectation, right? Like if you were to

17:08

17:08 like

17:08

17:08 >> That's fair. If you were to push a rock

17:11

17:11 up a hill 10 10 miles up, right, I'd be

17:14

17:14 like, "Whoa, Joshua, that's great. You

17:16

17:16 did great, right?" But in your head,

17:18

17:18 you're probably like, "Nah, I could have

17:19

17:19 gone more." Right? So, it's different.

17:21

17:21 It's a different way of thinking. Um so

17:24

17:24 I think in the situations like I feel

17:28

17:28 like for me personally I will always put

17:33

17:33 the correct amount of effort in that

17:35

17:35 provides me with the most amount of joy

17:39

17:39 for the effort that I'm putting in. So

17:41

17:41 for example uh I will never give you

17:43

17:43 100% of who I am because that is

17:46

17:46 physically impossible for me to do

17:48

17:48 because if I were to give you a 100% of

17:50

17:50 everything I have I'm dead. I'm dead.

17:53

17:53 There's no way that you can give a 100%

17:54

17:54 of anything of yourself to anybody

17:57

17:57 without it being gone. Right? So, I will

17:60

17:60 give you a good 15% of what I have

18:04

18:04 because the other percentage do simple

18:07

18:07 man uh is

18:10

18:10 for other things like for creativity in

18:12

18:12 my own brain uh for

18:16

18:16 >> finding you know just the joy in life,

18:18

18:18 right? like you you're only going to get

18:20

18:20 15% out of me no matter what, right?

18:23

18:23 There are some exceptions, right? There

18:25

18:25 are some exceptions. Like this podcast,

18:26

18:26 I'll probably give you 17%. You know,

18:30

18:30 17% is a pretty high number in my mind,

18:32

18:32 right? But right now, my mind is on a

18:34

18:34 whole bunch of other things, right? Like

18:35

18:35 realistically, like my mind is on the

18:37

18:37 time, my mind is on getting transitions

18:40

18:40 done, my mind is focused on not spilling

18:43

18:43 my drink, making sure we have the fun

18:45

18:45 fines, making sure there's a pathway to

18:47

18:47 success, right? So you get 17% of the

18:50

18:50 actual me while the other side of me is

18:53

18:53 doing all the background stuff, right?

18:55

18:55 And that takes effort, right? That is

18:57

18:57 effort. So that's what I'm saying on

18:59

18:59 this, buddy.

19:01

19:01 >> Okay. All right. Well, see, I'm I don't

19:03

19:03 know. Maybe this is the complete

19:04

19:04 opposite end of that spectrum because I

19:06

19:06 think we tend to get 100% out of the

19:09

19:09 effort that we give and for the

19:13

19:13 expectation. So if you put a but if you

19:15

19:15 set an expectation and you give it all

19:17

19:17 your effort, you will get exactly what

19:20

19:20 you get out. Like again the whole gym

19:21

19:21 thing, right? If you if your expectation

19:23

19:23 is to get stronger and you put that

19:24

19:24 effort in, you're going to get stronger.

19:26

19:26 If you put that effort into a

19:28

19:28 relationship, you'll get a you know

19:31

19:31 everything out of that as well. So I I'm

19:33

19:33 I'm a bit different on this because I

19:35

19:35 tend to give a lot of myself even if

19:37

19:37 it's the smallest [ __ ] thing. Like

19:40

19:40 like again at work today I was grinding

19:42

19:42 my I was doing [  ] doing [  ] and

19:43

19:43 watching people sitting around and I

19:44

19:44 know they're putting no effort into it

19:46

19:46 and I am. So again and I see the

19:49

19:49 results. I see I the results

19:53

19:53 are on the wall and um sometimes things

19:57

19:57 that you know they tend to like bother

19:58

19:58 me a little bit as far as like the lack

20:01

20:01 of effort some people put into things

20:02

20:02 and they they have these expectations

20:04

20:04 for themselves like they want the

20:05

20:05 greatest things. They want to be

20:06

20:06 financially secure. They want to be more

20:09

20:09 fit. They want all these things, but

20:11

20:11 they have no effort. So, I I I tend to

20:15

20:15 uh take issue with people who have these

20:18

20:18 high expectations and they put little to

20:20

20:20 no effort into it. Lack of communication

20:23

20:23 or whatever it is. So, I don't know. I'm

20:24

20:24 I'm I'm a little bit different. I think

20:27

20:27 what you put in, you will get out. So,

20:29

20:29 >> yeah. I mean, my 17% would be the

20:32

20:32 equivalent of your like 90%.

20:34

20:34 >> You know,

20:35

20:35 >> like these are the two different things,

20:37

20:37 right? Because like I said, I don't

20:40

20:40 believe you can give 100% of anything

20:42

20:42 you have to anything. Like that's just

20:45

20:45 not the way that works. There's always

20:47

20:47 going to be a percentage that is going

20:49

20:49 to be reserved for something with you.

20:52

20:52 You know, there's never you Does that

20:55

20:55 make sense, Joshua? Does that make

20:56

20:56 sense?

20:56

20:56 >> No, it does. Yeah. Yeah. Cuz No, you're

20:58

20:58 right. Because you can't give because if

20:59

20:59 you gave somebody 100% then uh you would

21:02

21:02 be dead. You're right.

21:04

21:04 >> You would be

21:05

21:05 >> You would be dead.

21:07

21:07 So, but I I feel

21:09

21:09 >> Yeah.

21:10

21:10 >> Yeah. And I I understand what you're

21:11

21:11 saying completely. The people with those

21:12

21:12 high like

21:14

21:14 >> expectations for low effort, right? I

21:16

21:16 get that. Those people just need to be

21:18

21:18 beaten is the problem. Like they were

21:20

21:20 never hit as a child, you know? Like

21:22

21:22 they never learned self-respect enough

21:25

21:25 to to know that if you don't put the

21:27

21:27 time or the effort in, you're never

21:29

21:29 going to get the expectation of success,

21:32

21:32 you know.

21:33

21:33 >> Yeah. So, I was just cur I wanted to

21:35

21:35 pick your brain on that and uh I just

21:36

21:36 wonder how what other people think of

21:38

21:38 that same kind of concept is just and

21:40

21:40 ask yourself, you know, are you putting

21:41

21:41 in the effort and what you're getting

21:42

21:42 out of it? Um do those things meet

21:44

21:44 somewhere in the middle? So,

21:46

21:46 >> that was just my curious question for

21:48

21:48 the world. Um

21:49

21:49 >> curious question for the world.

21:53

21:53 >> Well, Sean, hell yeah.

21:54

21:54 >> Here we go. I think uh are we ready for

21:57

21:57 the

21:58

21:58 >> reseller or collector?

22:00

22:00 >> Yeah, dude. Yeah.

22:02

22:02 >> Let's [ __ ] get it. This is going to

22:03

22:03 be kind of

22:03

22:03 >> what do we got?

22:04

22:04 >> A little bit of a long one here, buddy.

22:06

22:06 But hey, we got time. All we got is time

22:08

22:08 nowadays, you know.

22:10

22:10 >> So, I have a wonderful coworker who uh

22:14

22:14 went to a summer con up here. So, it's a

22:16

22:16 summer Comic-Con kind of thing, for lack

22:18

22:18 of a better term. Uh but, uh he asked me

22:21

22:21 if he could do some B-roll for the

22:23

22:23 podcast, and I was like, you know what?

22:25

22:25 Hell yeah, dude. I'll find a topic to

22:26

22:26 make up about this. And so I'm going to

22:28

22:28 show you guys and share with Joshua and

22:30

22:30 everybody uh some of the things that he

22:32

22:32 saw. But Joshua, the question I have for

22:34

22:34 you while I do this, if I can remember

22:36

22:36 how to share my [ __ ] screen here.

22:39

22:39 >> There we go. So the question I have for

22:42

22:42 you, buddy, is

22:44

22:44 >> reseller

22:46

22:46 or collector, what would you rather be

22:48

22:48 in this world?

22:50

22:50 >> Jesus.

22:51

22:51 >> So this is some of the stuff that they

22:53

22:53 >> Look at this. There's [ __ ] all over the

22:55

22:55 place. Let's pause it right here. You

22:56

22:56 can see, look at all this [ __ ] Look at

22:58

22:58 all these [ __ ] Funkos, dude.

22:60

22:60 >> Is that how much those cost or are they

23:01

23:01 just numbered for their

23:02

23:02 >> Oh, yeah. No, that's how much they cost.

23:04

23:04 Yeah, they're they're shooting like

23:05

23:05 anywhere from $18 to $25. He sent me

23:08

23:08 some that were like [ __ ] over a

23:10

23:10 hundred. Like, it's it was a lot. Uh,

23:14

23:14 and Josh, I'm sorry I'm blowing out your

23:16

23:16 ears every time I click this.

23:17

23:17 >> No, you're f it's fine. It's okay.

23:20

23:20 >> But he sent me a whole bunch of a whole

23:22

23:22 bunch of these cool little clips here.

23:24

23:24 Just collections on collections.

23:26

23:26 >> I like that guy. He's like, "Oh, sorry."

23:28

23:28 Oh. Oh, yeah. He's like, "Oh, I'm sorry

23:29

23:29 about that. My bad. My bad, dude." He

23:32

23:32 also has some video over here. I haven't

23:33

23:33 watched all these, by the way. So, he

23:35

23:35 got some uh some people just look at

23:41

23:41 all the time. That lady look right into

23:43

23:43 the camera. You do not do that.

23:46

23:46 >> I want to see this lady look right into

23:48

23:48 the camera again. Give me a second.

23:49

23:49 Right there.

23:51

23:51 If you were an extra, you would you

23:53

23:53 would be fired on the spot.

23:57

23:57 >> Okay, we got a bunch of casual shoppers.

23:59

23:59 Video of casual shoppers at And this

24:01

24:01 What's the event again?

24:03

24:03 >> What is this is it? Funko is the uh this

24:05

24:05 is the summer con uh up here in

24:08

24:08 Washington.

24:09

24:09 >> So, you can see Summer Con. Also, the

24:11

24:11 Horror Con is where we got the

24:13

24:13 autographed Funko [ __ ] by the Mr.

24:16

24:16 >> We got a lot of footage. He sent me he

24:18

24:18 sent me a lot of footage which is pretty

24:21

24:21 pretty [ __ ] great. This is good.

24:24

24:24 >> Yeah, he rampage. Look at this. Is a

24:26

24:26 little Destiny thing for That's pretty

24:28

24:28 [ __ ] cool. I wish you would have sent

24:29

24:29 me that.

24:30

24:30 >> Just saying. Just saying. This guy knows

24:32

24:32 what that is now. You asked me a couple

24:34

24:34 weeks ago. I don't know what the hell

24:35

24:35 that thing is.

24:37

24:37 >> That's [ __ ] cool. That lights up and

24:38

24:38 everything, dude. That's [ __ ]

24:39

24:39 amazing.

24:40

24:40 >> 100 bucks.

24:41

24:41 >> Yeah. 100. Well, it lights up though.

24:42

24:42 That's [ __ ] sick.

24:43

24:43 >> I'm not that committed. But the

24:44

24:44 batteries aren't free. Yeah, the battery

24:46

24:46 is 100. Look at that little Pikachu up

24:48

24:48 there. But see, so now this one, this is

24:50

24:50 kind of where I thought about it because

24:52

24:52 this is not really a reseller, you know?

24:56

24:56 This is more of like someone's

24:57

24:57 collection right here, if you see.

24:59

24:59 >> So he's flexing. This this is this

25:00

25:00 person.

25:01

25:01 >> Yeah, this is like this is like a flex,

25:03

25:03 right? And this these places cost money

25:05

25:05 to get into, right? So they they paid a

25:08

25:08 premium to come in here and to sell

25:10

25:10 their stuff, but this looks more like a

25:13

25:13 collection rather than a reseller, you

25:16

25:16 know. And so where where do you think

25:18

25:18 that line is, buddy? Do you think the

25:19

25:19 line is when you have a booth like some

25:22

25:22 of these ones over here that just have

25:24

25:24 boatloads of things inside of them?

25:28

25:28 Like, is that the line?

25:29

25:29 >> No. I I I think what happens with some

25:31

25:31 of this stuff I I I think uh some people

25:33

25:33 aren't smooth with words, so they use

25:35

25:35 their gear to pick up chicks or guys.

25:39

25:39 You know,

25:39

25:39 >> you think all these people are just

25:40

25:40 trying to get a hookup.

25:41

25:41 >> This this is Yeah, this is basically

25:44

25:44 their online dating or you know when you

25:46

25:46 go to like speed dating, this is like

25:48

25:48 you this is your pickup line right here.

25:50

25:50 You set up all your stuff and somebody

25:53

25:53 walks in and they see what's up and

25:54

25:54 they're like, "Oh, you're cute and this

25:55

25:55 is you got a bunch of cool stuff." And

25:57

25:57 then you go, "Yeah, I got more at my

25:58

25:58 house. Want to come see?" you know, like

26:01

26:01 then you're in.

26:04

26:04 >> I mean, right? Like I mean,

26:06

26:06 >> I guess I I mean, yeah, sure.

26:10

26:10 >> It's probably a great place if you're a

26:12

26:12 single person to go have a good time.

26:14

26:14 Look at all that stuff. Anybody who goes

26:16

26:16 to these things is a true kid at heart.

26:19

26:19 I get it. It's there's passion here. If

26:21

26:21 you're showing up and you're angry,

26:23

26:23 you're probably not going there, you

26:24

26:24 know? It's not a fun This this looks

26:26

26:26 like a fun place. This is like an adult

26:28

26:28 circus right here. This is fun.

26:30

26:30 >> Um, I would agree. Like some of this

26:34

26:34 stuff is just so [ __ ] like badass.

26:37

26:37 Like these little miniatures, dude. Like

26:38

26:38 dude, come on. Like that's [ __ ]

26:40

26:40 that's cool. That's on a whole another

26:42

26:42 level of cool. So I get it. Like if

26:44

26:44 Joshua, you if you showed me this and

26:47

26:47 you were like, "Yeah, I got more of

26:48

26:48 these back at my house." And you hit me

26:50

26:50 with that. Do you want to come over and

26:51

26:51 look at them line? I I I probably would.

26:54

26:54 I probably would go over and look at

26:56

26:56 them. See, I got you. I I hooked you,

26:58

26:58 right? See?

26:59

26:59 >> Yeah. So, the question still stands

27:02

27:02 though, buddy. Where do you draw the

27:04

27:04 line? Like where is the point of being a

27:08

27:08 collector and just being a reseller? Is

27:10

27:10 it like like for example, like for us,

27:14

27:14 we collect Funkos, right? Are we

27:16

27:16 collectors because we're never going to

27:17

27:17 sell them or are we resellers because

27:20

27:20 maybe on the occasion we will sell one

27:22

27:22 of them uh or we will, you know, get rid

27:26

27:26 of some, right? Like where's that line?

27:29

27:29 >> I think Okay, for you seen the movie

27:31

27:31 40-year-old Virgin, right?

27:33

27:33 >> Okay. There's that whole thing where he

27:35

27:35 has like a bunch of toys. He's been

27:36

27:36 collecting toys forever and then he

27:38

27:38 meets the girl and then she helps him

27:40

27:40 sell the stuff and he finally gets to a

27:42

27:42 place in life where he's like, "You know

27:43

27:43 what? I don't need all this stuff. I can

27:44

27:44 make money off this stuff. I can go on

27:45

27:45 vacation. I can have a good time.

27:47

27:47 >> Yeah.

27:48

27:48 >> Well, me and you are lucky enough. We've

27:50

27:50 already met the girl who accepts the

27:51

27:51 stuff.

27:53

27:53 >> And we aren't virgins either. So, we

27:54

27:54 already You can't make that movie about

27:56

27:56 us.

27:56

27:56 >> You're not.

27:58

27:58 >> No.

27:59

27:59 >> Oh,

27:60

27:60 >> no. Um, so I think in a way like we

28:03

28:03 we've set ourselves up in a good a good

28:05

28:05 way that if eventually this stuff takes

28:08

28:08 value whether it goes somewhere north or

28:10

28:10 somewhere south it increases or

28:12

28:12 decreases in value. We put ourselves in

28:14

28:14 a good position where we can be these

28:16

28:16 two old gray people with a bunch of toys

28:19

28:19 that nobody else can get anymore because

28:20

28:20 they just don't make them. And then we

28:22

28:22 can just we can just start offloading

28:24

28:24 them to people who really want them

28:26

28:26 still. And we will be those guys that

28:29

28:29 have the stuff that people want.

28:31

28:31 >> So, are we resellers now? No.

28:34

28:34 >> But when we no longer need the stuff and

28:37

28:37 we're driving around in a Winnebago or

28:38

28:38 something like that where we got we

28:40

28:40 don't have a house anymore.

28:41

28:41 >> We have a house on wheels and we just

28:43

28:43 travel like a little travel.

28:45

28:45 >> The gas money. Is that what

28:46

28:46 >> Yeah. Like we're we're slanging, you

28:48

28:48 know, our toys to get across country and

28:51

28:51 going from train plane trains to

28:52

28:52 automobiles. Like this is our current

28:54

28:54 like what we have currently. This is our

28:55

28:55 future currency right here. We're going

28:57

28:57 to be slanging this stuff

28:59

28:59 >> and and people are going to want it at

29:00

29:00 some point, you know. Will we get rich?

29:02

29:02 No. But we're not doing it to get rich.

29:04

29:04 We're getting it. We're using it to get

29:05

29:05 across the country. It's all we need.

29:07

29:07 >> So in your mind then, in your mind, the

29:10

29:10 point the line between a collector and a

29:13

29:13 resaler, a reseller is age.

29:16

29:16 Is that what it is? Is that what it

29:18

29:18 breaks down? Well, I think maybe age and

29:20

29:20 just like what you know what do you

29:23

29:23 really

29:24

29:24 >> life choices?

29:25

29:25 >> Okay, listen. Like I I have a bed. Do do

29:27

29:27 I throw these under the blankets with me

29:29

29:29 in the middle of night cuz I love them

29:30

29:30 so much. I sleep with them. No. No. I

29:33

29:33 clo I close my door to my office.

29:35

29:35 >> I tuck them in and and they just kind of

29:37

29:37 hang out by themselves.

29:39

29:39 >> Like I don't love this stuff enough to

29:42

29:42 never resell it. But can I take the can

29:45

29:45 I put it all in the casket with me when

29:46

29:46 I die? No. So eventually it's got to go

29:49

29:49 to somebody who wants it. So someday

29:52

29:52 everything I have will become somebody

29:53

29:53 else's. And I'm okay with that. And uh

29:56

29:56 if it helps me

29:58

29:58 uh go on vacation or helps me go

30:01

30:01 somewhere or do something,

30:03

30:03 >> I'll use it as a coin. I will I'll use

30:05

30:05 it as a coin. I'll put it I'll put it in

30:07

30:07 the box and somebody can have it. It's

30:08

30:08 fine.

30:08

30:08 >> Hang on. Hang on. So then that leads me

30:10

30:10 to this other thought that I just had

30:12

30:12 after you said that is does this mean

30:15

30:15 every collector at some point becomes a

30:19

30:19 reseller whether it be by force through

30:21

30:21 death or by force through financial

30:24

30:24 misfortune.

30:25

30:25 >> Yes. Absolutely. Absolutely. I mean you

30:29

30:29 don't have a choice stand behind

30:30

30:30 >> like what are you what are you going to

30:31

30:31 do with it? What are your kids going to

30:33

30:33 do? I mean if your kids don't love the

30:34

30:34 stuff as much as you do, they're going

30:36

30:36 to resell it anyways, right? It doesn't

30:38

30:38 hold it doesn't hold its place on the

30:39

30:39 mantle like it did for you. So, you

30:42

30:42 either use it as currency as your life

30:44

30:44 progresses or you just get buried with

30:46

30:46 it if they'll even do that for you, you

30:49

30:49 know.

30:49

30:49 >> Well, we're going to turn me into a

30:51

30:51 Funko N. So, yeah, we're going to find a

30:53

30:53 way, you know.

30:54

30:54 >> Exactly. So that's Yeah, I think every,

30:57

30:57 you know, if you're a collector, you

30:59

30:59 become a reseller or your offspring or,

31:01

31:01 you know, whoever buys that storage

31:03

31:03 locker that you forgot about or couldn't

31:04

31:04 afford no more. They get all your [ __ ]

31:06

31:06 for free or for the hundred bucks they

31:07

31:07 got the locker for, you know.

31:09

31:09 >> Nice. All right. Well, thank you to my

31:11

31:11 coworker for going to SummerCon, and I'm

31:13

31:13 sorry I couldn't join you for that fun

31:14

31:14 activity. Uh, thank you for bringing us

31:16

31:16 the footage. We do really appreciate it.

31:18

31:18 And uh Joshua, with that being said,

31:20

31:20 let's move on to the uh AI song for the

31:23

31:23 week, my dude. Uh what do you got? My

31:26

31:26 butthole is hurting right now from

31:28

31:28 >> Oh my goodness. Hey, let me thank your

31:29

31:29 coworker, too. I don't know your

31:30

31:30 coworker. I have to say thank you for

31:32

31:32 that because that was that was really

31:33

31:33 cool. We love We love the engagement. We

31:35

31:35 love footage. We'll use anybody's

31:36

31:36 footage that they bring it to. As long

31:38

31:38 as it's appropriate, age appropriate.

31:39

31:39 There's only, you know, we got we got

31:41

31:41 this is YouTube and [ __ ]

31:43

31:43 >> Yeah. So, feel free to send us some

31:45

31:45 stuff. That was cool. Um, but like you

31:47

31:47 mentioned the AI song of the week. So

31:49

31:49 Sean Sean, um, we're gonna have to put

31:51

31:51 another quarter in the jukebox because

31:53

31:53 the summer [ __ ] I can't even speak no

31:56

31:56 more. The coffee has hit. Um, no alcohol

31:59

31:59 in it. Uh, the AI song that we have for

32:01

32:01 today is called Summer Storm. I wrote

32:04

32:04 this as a as a duet. It's like a male

32:06

32:06 and female duet. Um, again, original

32:09

32:09 kind of thought process. Not all the

32:13

32:13 lyrics. I didn't write them word for

32:14

32:14 word, but the story, the meaning, the

32:16

32:16 emotion, everything behind it is from

32:19

32:19 me. Uh, so without further ado, Sean,

32:23

32:23 you can put a quarter in the sorry for

32:24

32:24 delay AI jukebox. And uh, everybody turn

32:27

32:27 up the stereo. Check it out. Here we go,

32:29

32:29 ladies and gent.

32:47

32:47 Same dreams in our pockets. Trading

32:50

32:50 secrets on the curb like we were locking

32:52

32:52 down rockets. You were rhythm in static,

32:55

32:55 my calm in the noise. The friend who

32:57

32:57 kept me steady when the world stole my

32:60

32:60 voice. You were the base in my chest.

33:02

33:02 When the world felt too cold. The friend

33:04

33:04 who'd hide my fire when I couldn't stay.

33:08

33:08 >> Oh yeah. You always had that spark.

33:11

33:11 >> But fire don't ask permission. It just

33:13

33:13 burns it own way.

33:15

33:15 >> Yo, the sunrise in my headphones are

33:17

33:17 going my grind. A compass in the chaos

33:20

33:20 always pointing my mind. mind always

33:24

33:24 wondering

33:25

33:25 boy.

33:29

33:29 >> You're the spark in my lungs, the ghost

33:32

33:32 in my flow. The reason every way is

33:35

33:35 deeper below.

33:37

33:37 >> Boy, you talk like thunder, but you move

33:39

33:39 like a breeze. You're a wildfire and

33:42

33:42 sneakers always hard to appease.

33:44

33:44 >> You know I'm trying, but I hear you in

33:46

33:46 the silence. Feel you under my skin. And

33:48

33:48 you're the echo in my heartbeat when I'm

33:51

33:51 trying to win.

33:52

33:52 >> When I lose, you're the match that lit

33:54

33:54 the fuse. I didn't know I had

33:56

33:56 >> didn't know I had

33:59

33:59 >> the good in my trouble. The come in my

34:02

34:02 back.

34:02

34:02 >> You're the friend I choose twice. Even

34:04

34:04 when you're a mess.

34:06

34:06 >> Even when I'm a mess.

34:09

34:09 >> Even when your storms hit harder than

34:12

34:12 you'll ever confess. You say you want me

34:15

34:15 close, but you vanish like smoke. Leave

34:18

34:18 me talking to the shadows like the

34:20

34:20 punchline of a joke.

34:21

34:21 >> It ain't like that.

34:22

34:22 >> You're a puzzle with no wedges, a stone,

34:24

34:24 no rain. A metaphor for chaos wrapped in

34:26

34:26 swagger and pain. You call me reckless,

34:29

34:29 but you run when things GET REAL. WALLS

34:32

34:32 OUT of thunder complain. You can't feel

34:35

34:35 >> you don't even try.

34:37

34:37 >> You're with no flame nowhere. You pull

34:40

34:40 me in close then pretend I'm not there.

34:43

34:43 >> You're the spark and the burn, the

34:45

34:45 danger and the thrill. But you break me

34:47

34:47 with your silence. More than words ever

34:50

34:50 will.

34:52

34:52 More than words ever will.

34:54

34:54 >> We walk this fire line between the love

34:56

34:56 and the fire

34:57

34:57 >> between the day and the night. Trying to

35:00

35:00 get it right.

35:01

35:01 >> We walk this fire line

35:03

35:03 >> where the truth burns bright. Where the

35:05

35:05 wrongs ignite. But this sparks feel.

35:09

35:09 >> You cut deep with your word sharper than

35:12

35:12 you know. But I still chase the warmth

35:14

35:14 even when you tell me go.

35:16

35:16 >> I never meant

35:19

35:19 cold.

35:22

35:22 >> Maybe I'm addicted to the fire in your

35:25

35:25 eyes. Maybe I'm the storm. It only

35:28

35:28 settles when you rise.

35:29

35:29 >> Then you break me with your distance.

35:31

35:31 Disappear like a ghost.

35:32

35:32 >> I don't mean you.

35:33

35:33 >> Then come back with that like you ain't

35:36

35:36 hurt me the most.

35:37

35:37 >> Maybe we're too mirror scared to walk me

35:39

35:39 reflect. Two hearts out of rhythm trying

35:42

35:42 to learn the gunlet. Truth is I never

35:45

35:45 wanted to win. I wanted to stand beside

35:47

35:47 you. Wanted to build something real, not

35:48

35:48 just chase or collide you beside me.

35:52

35:52 >> Maybe love ain't a battle. Maybe it's a

35:54

35:54 bridge. A place between the chaos and

35:57

35:57 the edge of the ridge.

35:58

35:58 >> And I never wanted a fight. I just

36:00

36:00 wanted to be seen.

36:02

36:02 >> Wanted someone to hold the way to what I

36:05

36:05 mean.

36:06

36:06 >> I see you. Maybe fellowship is the fire

36:08

36:08 and love is the flame and we've been

36:10

36:10 dancing around it too scared to

36:15

36:15 we walk this fire line but we're

36:18

36:18 learning the way from the ashes of

36:21

36:21 yesterday through the hope of today we

36:24

36:24 walk this fire line maybe that's fine

36:28

36:28 cuz friendship lift us

36:36

36:36 and Love keeps it alive.

36:43

36:43 Love keeps it alive.

36:50

36:50 >> All right, buddy.

36:51

36:51 >> You good, buddy?

36:53

36:53 >> All right. Um, I got some I got some

36:55

36:55 opinions on this one. Got some opinions.

36:57

36:57 All right. Got some words. Got some

36:58

36:58 words.

36:58

36:58 >> Okay.

36:59

36:59 >> Um, I'm not I'm not putting that in my

37:02

37:02 playlist. Not doing it. Like, I'm not

37:04

37:04 feeling it. It wasn't a It wasn't a

37:07

37:07 summer vibe for me, you know. I felt

37:09

37:09 like that was like the end of summer

37:11

37:11 finale. Uh, you know, that wasn't a that

37:13

37:13 wasn't like a an early start summer.

37:15

37:15 That was like,

37:16

37:16 >> oh, the girl that you fell in love with

37:19

37:19 during the summer, you have to go part

37:21

37:21 ways because she's going off to war. Uh,

37:24

37:24 and you're staying home with the kids,

37:26

37:26 you know? That's how I felt about that.

37:27

37:27 So, yeah, I'm not putting that not

37:29

37:29 putting that one in my playlist, buddy.

37:30

37:30 Not not this week.

37:31

37:31 >> Yeah.

37:32

37:32 >> Yeah. No, that that was meant to be uh

37:34

37:34 the struggle between the two when we're

37:36

37:36 both saying the same thing, but for some

37:38

37:38 reason it's just we don't understand one

37:40

37:40 another there. There's there's always a

37:42

37:42 struggle in relationship and uh in a

37:45

37:45 friendship again, back to friendship,

37:47

37:47 back to expectations, everything that we

37:49

37:49 seek and you either get on the same page

37:52

37:52 or you don't. And there's always going

37:54

37:54 to be struggle and I tried to provide

37:56

37:56 that through that that song there. Um

37:59

37:59 >> but uh apparently it sucked. So there

38:01

38:01 you go.

38:01

38:01 >> I mean, I didn't say it sucked. Did not

38:03

38:03 say that. I just said I'm not putting it

38:05

38:05 in my playlist. All right. It doesn't

38:07

38:07 have my doesn't have my juju, right? It

38:09

38:09 doesn't have what I want at the moment.

38:11

38:11 Right.

38:11

38:11 >> Yeah. No, I get it. I get it. And I made

38:13

38:13 a bunch of versions of that song. So

38:15

38:15 maybe that wasn't the one I should have

38:16

38:16 selected for this episode.

38:18

38:18 >> It's always tough.

38:19

38:19 >> Hey, once the music channel gets going,

38:22

38:22 we can just really shout it out and uh

38:24

38:24 you guys can have fun with that. But I

38:26

38:26 gotta get enough. We got to get enough

38:27

38:27 uh uh records under that channel.

38:30

38:30 >> You say You say that. We have like 150

38:34

38:34 plus records out there.

38:36

38:36 >> Do we do we got over 100 songs?

38:38

38:38 >> We definitely We definitely have over

38:40

38:40 aundred songs.

38:41

38:41 >> We probably started doing the music

38:43

38:43 portion of this really early in the

38:45

38:45 podcast. So we we probably have a lot.

38:47

38:47 There's probably a lot.

38:48

38:48 >> Okay. Okay. All right. Well, there you

38:50

38:50 go. Put it on me.

38:51

38:51 >> Yeah. Whatever.

38:53

38:53 >> All right. Hey, before we move on,

38:54

38:54 buddy, before we move on to this, uh,

38:56

38:56 pick your nose or pick your poison, uh,

38:58

38:58 I feel like I got to say a statement. I

38:60

38:60 feel like we've been doing a running

39:01

39:01 theme here every week talking about

39:03

39:03 destiny. And, uh, I feel like there has

39:05

39:05 been a huge thing that has happened, uh,

39:08

39:08 this previous week that I'm talking

39:10

39:10 about on this week. So, it happened last

39:12

39:12 week. Sorry everybody. Uh, but Destiny

39:15

39:15 put out its final update a few weeks

39:19

39:19 ago, right? But they announced this

39:22

39:22 week, uh, sorry, last week, this week

39:24

39:24 being the week that we're recording

39:26

39:26 right now, but they announced that they

39:27

39:27 are laying off a lot of people at Bungie

39:31

39:31 and, uh, they are basically going with a

39:33

39:33 minimum staff now. So, there will no

39:35

39:35 longer be any more patches,

39:38

39:38 >> anything. The game is in its final final

39:41

39:41 state. It is now

39:44

39:44 I don't want to say dead because Joshua

39:45

39:45 and I are playing the [ __ ] out of it,

39:47

39:47 but it is now a

39:50

39:50 non

39:52

39:52 up I don't even know how to say that. I

39:54

39:54 mean, sure, for the lack of better term,

39:55

39:55 it's dead now, buddy. And it makes my

39:58

39:58 heart sad to hear that a bunch of people

39:59

39:59 are getting laid off and that is god

40:02

40:02 awful. But I feel like we have to to say

40:05

40:05 that uh to talk about uh the fact that

40:08

40:08 Joshua and I are still around and still

40:11

40:11 will be around playing this game. Joshua

40:13

40:13 is still addicted. And shout out to the

40:15

40:15 community member of the D2 subreddit who

40:18

40:18 posted an infographic of how to run

40:22

40:22 through like the campaigns in what

40:24

40:24 order. uh that really helped Joshua and

40:26

40:26 I as we started this because we didn't

40:28

40:28 know, at least I didn't know where to

40:30

40:30 even start and I was kind of like we

40:31

40:31 just should just start here and we can

40:33

40:33 kind of go from there. But they posted

40:34

40:34 that infographic and Joshua and I will

40:36

40:36 be doing that infographic in its

40:38

40:38 entirety. Uh Mia will post the

40:40

40:40 infographic so people can see it too. U

40:42

40:42 but Joshua, I'm so excited that that was

40:44

40:44 posted because now we actually have a

40:45

40:45 game plan on what we should be doing.

40:47

40:47 >> Yeah. Yeah. No, I agree because as a

40:49

40:49 brand new player of a game that's been

40:51

40:51 around for like 12 years, it's not like

40:54

40:54 um like a Grand Theft Auto where you

40:55

40:55 just hop into like a city and you can

40:57

40:57 run around and drive cars and like

40:59

40:59 Destiny really has such an openw world

41:01

41:01 concept that you could just really go

41:03

41:03 anywhere and do anything and you could

41:05

41:05 waste three hours of your day and never

41:07

41:07 complete anything. Like it is kind of

41:09

41:09 overwhelming. It's one of those games

41:11

41:11 where you're just shooting stuff, you're

41:12

41:12 having fun, you're floating around,

41:14

41:14 you're collecting gear, and then you're

41:15

41:15 like, "How come my rank or any nothing

41:17

41:17 even changed?" Cuz you didn't do [ __ ]

41:19

41:19 You were just killing stuff and it

41:21

41:21 wasn't doing collecting garbage, you

41:23

41:23 know? So yeah, thank you to the person

41:26

41:26 that posted that. Sean sent that to me.

41:28

41:28 So I I also appreciate that cuz again,

41:30

41:30 it's a really fun game and I'm enjoying

41:32

41:32 it, but I need some direction other I'm

41:34

41:34 I'm like a compass that has no north or

41:36

41:36 south. I just don't know where to go or

41:38

41:38 what to do. Um, and I need this. So,

41:41

41:41 thank you to that person. Thank you to

41:43

41:43 Sean. And, uh, join the community

41:44

41:44 because it's going to be fun. Even

41:46

41:46 though the game is, you know, somebody

41:48

41:48 in the ocean with one straw breathing

41:49

41:49 air like out in the middle of nowhere

41:51

41:51 like it's barely alive, you know, just

41:54

41:54 breathing out there in a in a fiery

41:56

41:56 ocean of just like death. Um, but

41:59

41:59 there's still going to be player. I

42:01

42:01 still see people playing all the time.

42:02

42:02 You know, there's people in the lobbies.

42:03

42:03 So,

42:04

42:04 >> it's great.

42:04

42:04 >> It'll be it'll be around. So

42:06

42:06 >> yeah, and it's not going to die anytime

42:07

42:07 soon. So yeah, join us. Uh we'd love to

42:09

42:09 have you. So uh [ __ ] you lost my train

42:13

42:13 of thought here because I was thinking

42:14

42:14 about something as you were saying that

42:15

42:15 beautiful analogy of Destiny being

42:18

42:18 sucking air through single in the

42:21

42:21 Pacific Ocean, you know, with no sharks.

42:24

42:24 There's no great visual.

42:25

42:25 >> Yeah, there's nothing to feed off of.

42:27

42:27 There's all you have is the little air.

42:30

42:30 And we are the air. We are literally the

42:32

42:32 controllers that are plugged in and

42:34

42:34 playing that game. So, um, just cuz

42:37

42:37 we're the lonely straw doesn't mean that

42:38

42:38 we we're not like there's not a bunch of

42:41

42:41 us out there still playing this game.

42:42

42:42 And, like I said, I'm going to keep I'm

42:44

42:44 going to keep playing as long as Sean

42:45

42:45 wants to continue to play and whoever

42:46

42:46 joins us wants to play. I think it'll

42:49

42:49 just be fun. I I don't even know how

42:50

42:50 many people can you have in a lobby at

42:52

42:52 any given time. I don't know.

42:53

42:53 >> I think uh I think 12 I think that's

42:55

42:55 where now

42:55

42:55 >> 12. Okay. So, we have plenty of

42:57

42:57 subscribers. So, if you guys want to

42:60

42:60 just start the game just like I am, join

43:01

43:01 the party. Uh, get on the mic. We do we

43:04

43:04 talk over Discord because I haven't

43:06

43:06 figured out my my audio yet.

43:08

43:08 >> Yeah. No, that's what I was going to

43:09

43:09 say. Yeah, we're gonna figure out a way

43:11

43:11 for us to record uh some of this

43:14

43:14 gameplay that eventually we'll do like

43:16

43:16 little shorts of and stuff like that. Uh

43:18

43:18 but yeah, Joshua Stan figured out his

43:19

43:19 mic problem uh for the Destiny.

43:22

43:22 >> I It's very confusing and and this is

43:25

43:25 why people have audio engineers. So, if

43:26

43:26 you want to do a pro bono and and like

43:29

43:29 come help me figure this out. I don't

43:30

43:30 even know how we would do this, but I

43:32

43:32 cannot get my audio to sync up with

43:33

43:33 in-game. So, we got to go through

43:35

43:35 Discord because this mic I talk in and

43:37

43:37 how things are routed and my setup here

43:39

43:39 just doesn't work for some reason. So,

43:41

43:41 uh there's an audio engineer out there

43:42

43:42 that can help me figure it out. Give me

43:44

43:44 the whole spiel. Um that would be great.

43:46

43:46 >> You know, I did think about something,

43:48

43:48 Joshua. I thought about something as you

43:49

43:49 just said that. But we'll talk about it

43:51

43:51 off camera. Just remind me uh if we if

43:53

43:53 you're the one who has to stay sober, so

43:54

43:54 remind me to talk about it off camera

43:56

43:56 having to do with Discord and record.

43:57

43:57 >> I'm trying. I'm not caffeine sober,

43:59

43:59 that's for damn sure. I'm all hopped up.

44:01

44:01 You know, when you're when you know when

44:03

44:03 you've been drinking coffee and you're

44:04

44:04 confined to one chair

44:06

44:06 like this, somebody with my impulsive

44:10

44:10 desire, like I I feel like I'm in a

44:12

44:12 prison. I think we need to move on to

44:13

44:13 the next topic, please.

44:14

44:14 >> Let's move on to the next one, buddy.

44:16

44:16 So, like we said in the top of the half

44:17

44:17 of the episode, uh this is going to be a

44:19

44:19 get to know us episode. So, to do that,

44:20

44:20 we have recurring segments on the show.

44:22

44:22 Uh, one of them is would you rather or

44:25

44:25 pick your poison, uh, which is played by

44:27

44:27 these pick your poison cards here, which

44:29

44:29 I can give Joshua, but Joshua titled

44:31

44:31 this one pick your nose or pick your

44:32

44:32 poison. So, uh, Joshua, I guess you have

44:34

44:34 the option to pick your nose if you

44:36

44:36 don't want to answer the question. So,

44:37

44:37 there you go.

44:38

44:38 >> No, I'm not picking my nose because I

44:41

44:41 think that could be just as poisonous.

44:43

44:43 So, let's pick the poison.

44:45

44:45 >> All right. So, while we do this, I'm

44:47

44:47 going to basically shuffle the cards

44:48

44:48 here. And I usually pick one from the

44:50

44:50 top and the bottom so that it's a fair

44:52

44:52 chance. And Joshua will have to pick one

44:55

44:55 of these uh for what he would rather do.

44:57

44:57 So the first one, Joshua, is Joshua,

44:59

44:59 would you rather

45:01

45:01 have eyes that only work at night? Okay.

45:05

45:05 Interesting. Interesting.

45:06

45:06 >> Perfect.

45:06

45:06 >> Or would you rather constantly smell

45:10

45:10 body odor that no one else can smell?

45:15

45:15 >> Okay, it's a tough question. Both of

45:17

45:17 both of these are very very I I think of

45:20

45:20 these as superpowers. You know, I all of

45:22

45:22 a sudden I feel like a new Marvel

45:23

45:23 character that has to make a choice. And

45:26

45:26 um seeing in the dark is nice, you know,

45:29

45:29 because I find myself, you know, deep in

45:32

45:32 dark places all the time, even when the

45:34

45:34 sun's out, you know. So, do I want to be

45:38

45:38 able to see or the you know, I I got to

45:40

45:40 go with smell.

45:42

45:42 I got I I want

45:44

45:44 >> Okay. All right. I want to know if

45:46

45:46 somebody has good hygiene or not. I I

45:49

45:49 could care less if I can see them in the

45:50

45:50 dark. I'd rather know what they smell

45:52

45:52 like. So, give me their smell and I'll

45:55

45:55 meet them in the dark and some other

45:57

45:57 occasion, but got to know what you smell

45:59

45:59 like.

46:00

46:00 >> Um, I would agree with you because I

46:03

46:03 like vision. I like being able to see.

46:04

46:04 Sorry those of you can't see us right

46:07

46:07 now because you're not on. Sorry for the

46:08

46:08 delayed.live. Uh, but, uh, I do like

46:12

46:12 vision. So, I'm probably going to go

46:13

46:13 with the smell one as well. Uh because

46:15

46:15 that doesn't necessarily mean their body

46:16

46:16 odor is bad, right? Maybe they have a

46:18

46:18 certain musk that you are allured by,

46:21

46:21 you know? So, I'm gonna go with that one

46:22

46:22 too, buddy. I'm with you 100%.

46:24

46:24 >> Good ability.

46:25

46:25 >> Yeah.

46:26

46:26 >> Count me in.

46:26

46:26 >> Superman. It's a [ __ ] Super Smell,

46:28

46:28 man. Whatever.

46:30

46:30 >> Do you think Superman has good smell,

46:31

46:31 too? Probably. That's part of this.

46:33

46:33 >> Probably. Yeah, probably does for sure.

46:34

46:34 I would hope so.

46:35

46:35 >> Okay.

46:36

46:36 >> But here you go, buddy. Another one for

46:37

46:37 you, Joshua. Would you rather have all

46:40

46:40 of your food chewed by another person

46:43

46:43 before eating it?

46:44

46:44 >> Okay,

46:46

46:46 >> this is a good option. This is like this

46:48

46:48 so far.

46:48

46:48 >> Or

46:50

46:50 wear braces with headgear for the rest

46:52

46:52 of your life.

46:54

46:54 >> Damn, both of those.

46:57

46:57 >> I mean, could go either way to be

46:59

46:59 honest.

46:59

46:59 >> You know, see the thing about somebody

47:01

47:01 else chewing your food, you got to

47:02

47:02 accept the fact that they may have a

47:03

47:03 nice mouth or not. You know, like what

47:06

47:06 they're putting in their mouth

47:08

47:08 >> has to be just as good coming out of

47:10

47:10 their mouth. And that makes me nervous

47:11

47:11 >> because there's a lot of funky mouths

47:13

47:13 out there. You know, there is lot lot of

47:15

47:15 people putting stuff in their mouth that

47:16

47:16 I would not

47:18

47:18 >> before they put my food and have to chew

47:19

47:19 it up and give it back to me.

47:21

47:21 >> I guess the question would be at right

47:23

47:23 now, would you have your significant

47:25

47:25 other chew your food for you? I guess

47:27

47:27 would be the question.

47:29

47:29 >> I mean, if I could be inappropriate for

47:31

47:31 just a second, uh, she's a beautiful

47:32

47:32 mouth, so yeah, she could totally chew

47:35

47:35 up my food. But but it might not just be

47:38

47:38 her chewing my food, you know.

47:41

47:41 >> That's true. It doesn't specify.

47:43

47:43 >> I might rock the head gear, man. [ __ ]

47:45

47:45 it. Just go headgear. Count me in. You

47:47

47:47 know, it's an accessory that I'd have to

47:49

47:49 live with. I just hope it doesn't rust

47:50

47:50 because I do take showers.

47:52

47:52 >> Um

47:53

47:53 >> showers, too.

47:54

47:54 >> So, if rust becomes an issue,

47:57

47:57 >> I'll deal with it. But give me the head

47:59

47:59 gear.

47:60

47:60 >> All right. I'm gonna do the person

48:01

48:01 eating for me because that seems right

48:04

48:04 up my alley to be honest. Like I'm lazy.

48:06

48:06 You know, if someone could just chew my

48:08

48:08 food like a baby bird, you know, I'm

48:10

48:10 fine with that. I'm okay with that. I'm

48:12

48:12 cool. It' be fun, I guess.

48:14

48:14 >> Joshua, one more.

48:15

48:15 >> One more for the road and then we'll

48:17

48:17 head on over to the next one. Joshua,

48:18

48:18 would you rather

48:20

48:20 live on the top floor of a 20story

48:24

48:24 building with no elevator?

48:26

48:26 >> Interesting. Okay. Okay. or

48:30

48:30 live the rest of your life without your

48:32

48:32 thumbs.

48:35

48:35 >> Okay. So, you're having people chew food

48:38

48:38 for you. I could have people pick [ __ ]

48:39

48:39 up for me.

48:40

48:40 >> So, this this is this is fine.

48:44

48:44 >> No thumbs really.

48:46

48:46 >> No thumb. I mean, people

48:48

48:48 >> The nature guy, I thought he would

48:50

48:50 choose the [ __ ] walking up 20 stories

48:52

48:52 every [ __ ] day.

48:53

48:53 >> No, I mean, come on, man. Like like I

48:55

48:55 could do so many things without my

48:57

48:57 thumbs. Like

48:58

48:58 >> it's true. They're true.

48:59

48:59 >> I could still do lots of things. Now if

49:01

49:01 I was on a 20 20s story building that

49:03

49:03 that could make my days much longer,

49:05

49:05 which would be fine, but

49:07

49:07 >> true.

49:08

49:08 >> You know, love me with or without my

49:10

49:10 thumbs is what I would tell the person

49:11

49:11 who has to pick everything up for me.

49:14

49:14 >> What kind of suck though? Your hand jobs

49:16

49:16 are suck.

49:17

49:17 >> No, you you'd work it out. I mean, just

49:19

49:19 get more flex. Just just, you know,

49:22

49:22 >> you'd find a way around it. You'd find a

49:23

49:23 way. Feet are a good option when your

49:25

49:25 thumbs aren't available.

49:27

49:27 >> Just saying you could grab things with

49:29

49:29 your toes.

49:31

49:31 >> Little grippers.

49:32

49:32 >> I like that. Cool grippers.

49:34

49:34 >> Yeah. Fine with that.

49:36

49:36 >> All right.

49:36

49:36 >> Take my

49:37

49:37 >> um I would choose the building to be

49:39

49:39 honest with you, buddy. Because it

49:40

49:40 doesn't specify how I have to get up

49:41

49:41 that building. You know what? If I

49:43

49:43 Spider-Man it, you know, maybe I have

49:44

49:44 like a giant rope that I repel from and

49:47

49:47 they make those like little attachable

49:48

49:48 harnesses that like retract that are

49:50

49:50 automatic. They just like

49:52

49:52 when I go up the rope, you know, you

49:55

49:55 know, somewhere.

49:56

49:56 >> Yeah. Well, you're, you know, you're

49:57

49:57 thinking outside the box. I'm taking the

49:58

49:58 question quite literal. So,

49:60

49:60 >> yeah, you are. Yeah, you are.

50:02

50:02 >> Yeah.

50:03

50:03 >> All right, everybody. Let's move on.

50:04

50:04 Let's do uh objects, animals, or

50:06

50:06 numbers.

50:07

50:07 >> All right.

50:07

50:07 >> Why the [ __ ] not?

50:09

50:09 >> I know, right? Let's uh again, another

50:11

50:11 one of these get to know you. Sean just

50:13

50:13 grilled me. That wasn't really a

50:14

50:14 grilling on the uh pick your nose or

50:16

50:16 pick your poison. I'm glad I didn't pick

50:18

50:18 my nose once there.

50:19

50:19 >> I know. I'm proud of you listening. I'm

50:21

50:21 proud of you. That's great.

50:22

50:22 >> I did I did not pick that at all. But

50:24

50:24 this is a fun little segment. Why not

50:26

50:26 round this episode off with a objects,

50:29

50:29 animals, or numbers? And this is where I

50:30

50:30 asked Sean to pick one of three cards

50:33

50:33 that I have laying out on my desk here

50:36

50:36 >> um to choose from. So Sean, what card or

50:40

50:40 what would you like to pick from first?

50:42

50:42 An animal, object, or uh numbers here?

50:45

50:45 >> I would like to do animal first.

50:48

50:48 >> Okay. Let's get to know Sean's animal

50:51

50:51 side here.

50:54

50:54 >> All right, Sean, here you go. If you

50:57

50:57 could scale up any animal to the size of

50:59

50:59 a house, which would you choose?

51:03

51:03 Any animal to the size of a house?

51:07

51:07 Okay. Uh, now I got to think for like

51:10

51:10 utility or just for funsies, right? Like

51:12

51:12 cuz in my my first go-to my first go-to

51:15

51:15 was sloth for whatever reason. Like

51:18

51:18 imagine a house-sized sloth. Like that

51:21

51:21 would be wild, right? But then my second

51:24

51:24 thing was funsies. And I thought about a

51:26

51:26 toad or like a frog. You know, have a

51:29

51:29 frog the size of a house.

51:31

51:31 >> Ribbit. Ribbit. Like a deep ribbit tone

51:34

51:34 every [ __ ] night. Dude, that would be

51:35

51:35 pretty cool. So, I'm going to go with

51:36

51:36 frog. Frog would be the one I scale up

51:38

51:38 to the size of a house.

51:40

51:40 >> That's actually pretty legit. I I think

51:42

51:42 that would be pretty nice.

51:43

51:43 >> Put a little saddle on it, dude. I mean,

51:45

51:45 it have to be a big saddle, but a little

51:47

51:47 saddle, little big old cowboy hat on

51:49

51:49 that [ __ ] you dude. Like, have

51:51

51:51 yourself like a house-sized horse be

51:54

51:54 amazing.

51:54

51:54 >> That would be pretty slick. Yeah. I'm

51:56

51:56 trying I'm trying to think of like what

51:57

51:57 I would do if I would use it as like a

51:59

51:59 resource for like a business, you know?

52:01

52:01 Like, if you scale up like a like an

52:03

52:03 elephant to the size of a house, you

52:05

52:05 could totally like that's the biggest uh

52:08

52:08 piece of work equipment. You know,

52:10

52:10 people be hiring your elephant to like

52:11

52:11 do jobs for them. or say like a bird,

52:14

52:14 you know, you can fly people around. You

52:15

52:15 probably be, you know, so

52:17

52:17 >> you would be using this beautiful

52:19

52:19 creature of God, of nature, right, for

52:24

52:24 monetary gains, Joshua,

52:27

52:27 >> we do serious.

52:29

52:29 >> Look what we do to cows, man. You think

52:31

52:31 those cows want their nipples sucked on

52:33

52:33 all day? That's why I don't drink milk,

52:35

52:35 bro. That is why I don't drink milk. I'm

52:37

52:37 against the cow nipple sucking. Okay.

52:41

52:41 Jesus, man. Monetary gains on your

52:43

52:43 [ __ ] house-sized animal. That's

52:45

52:45 [  ] up, dude. That's [  ] up.

52:48

52:48 >> Jesus.

52:48

52:48 >> I mean, no, it's, you know, I use it as

52:50

52:50 emotional support, too. There's there's

52:51

52:51 more, there's a lot of reasons.

52:53

52:53 >> After you get paid, you're like, "Oh my

52:55

52:55 god, Elephant, you're making me so much

52:56

52:56 money. I can't believe it."

52:58

52:58 >> I'll start a college fund for it. It'll

52:60

52:60 be fine. You know, it'll

53:04

53:04 it'll be it'll be fine. I'll open up a,

53:07

53:07 you know, a nice little uh sponsorship,

53:10

53:10 you know, maybe open a school in its

53:11

53:11 name or something. You know what I mean?

53:13

53:13 It'll make it worth it. Like everybody

53:16

53:16 will remember it when it's when it's

53:18

53:18 gone. It'll be worth it.

53:20

53:20 >> I promise. All right, got another one.

53:22

53:22 Next week. Next.

53:24

53:24 >> Uh, let's do numbers. [ __ ] it.

53:26

53:26 >> All right, numbers. With the numbers.

53:27

53:27 >> These questions are so much better than

53:29

53:29 the dis the [ __ ] pick your poisons,

53:30

53:30 and I can't help that.

53:32

53:32 >> All right, this is one. This is This is

53:34

53:34 a tough one for me. I'm just gonna say

53:35

53:35 it right even before I read it.

53:37

53:37 >> Sean, on a scale of 0 to 10, how likely

53:41

53:41 are you to forget someone's birthday?

53:45

53:45 >> Oh, 0 to 10. Uh, is 10 like the most

53:49

53:49 likely? Because

53:50

53:50 >> uh yeah, you're just like even if it was

53:52

53:52 the day of like you walked in and see

53:54

53:54 candles and [ __ ] and you're like, "Oh,

53:55

53:55 that's nice. Who bought the cake?" You

53:57

53:57 know, you don't even [ __ ] realize

53:58

53:58 it's a birthday even when you walk in.

53:59

53:59 >> Yeah. No, definitely a a 10. A defin a

54:02

54:02 definite 10, my dude. like that is yeah,

54:07

54:07 I will forget your birthday. And it's

54:08

54:08 not on purpose. It's not like I don't

54:10

54:10 care about you. I just I'm not good with

54:12

54:12 dates in general. So that's just it's a

54:15

54:15 me thing.

54:16

54:16 >> No, I think it's that 17% of you that

54:19

54:19 doesn't just, you know, you're giving to

54:21

54:21 >> No, no. 15%. They don't get 17%. There

54:23

54:23 you go. 15%. Yeah. The podcast gets 17.

54:27

54:27 People get 15% of you. Yeah.

54:29

54:29 >> Yeah. Exactly. There's no room.

54:30

54:30 >> Exactly.

54:31

54:31 >> Well, I guess No, I guess my friends and

54:33

54:33 family get 15%. People probably get like

54:37

54:37 >> 10%.

54:40

54:40 >> 10%.

54:43

54:43 Wow.

54:45

54:45 >> People, there you go. All right. Well,

54:47

54:47 we got one more left. Let's hit you with

54:48

54:48 an object before we get out of here.

54:50

54:50 >> All right, Sean, for your objects. Here

54:52

54:52 we go.

54:54

54:54 What would be the most annoying object

54:57

54:57 to have to carry around with you all

54:60

54:60 day?

55:03

55:03 >> Oh [ __ ] The most annoying object to

55:05

55:05 carry you all day. Um

55:09

55:09 >> my first thought was ice.

55:13

55:13 Like have you ever carried a bag of ice?

55:15

55:15 Yeah. Like a Yeah, like a bag of ice.

55:18

55:18 Have you ever carried a bag of ice from

55:19

55:19 your car

55:20

55:20 >> to like a mile down the road, maybe to

55:23

55:23 like a beach or something? Right? Like,

55:25

55:25 dude,

55:26

55:26 >> first of all, ice is heavy, right? It's

55:29

55:29 [ __ ] cold. And like, there's no way

55:31

55:31 you can get around that, right? Yeah,

55:33

55:33 you can put it in a little towel or

55:35

55:35 something and carry it that way, but it

55:37

55:37 still gets cold. And so like every like

55:40

55:40 three minutes you're trying to like

55:41

55:41 switch your arms or switch your hands,

55:43

55:43 find different positions for ice to like

55:45

55:45 not freeze you to death, right? So I

55:48

55:48 would say like a bag of ice would

55:49

55:49 probably be like the most annoying

55:51

55:51 object to hold.

55:53

55:53 >> Tough to carry around.

55:54

55:54 >> Yeah. I mean, I thought about this too,

55:56

55:56 man. I was like, what what would I find

55:58

55:58 super annoying? Like something very

55:59

55:59 heavy or very light or something that

56:02

56:02 like stinks, you know? Like

56:04

56:04 >> something that smells like a train or

56:06

56:06 something.

56:07

56:07 >> Yeah. Yeah, if you had like a bag of

56:08

56:08 garbage, like if you had to carry around

56:09

56:09 a bag of garbage with you all day, that

56:11

56:11 would that would probably suck.

56:13

56:13 >> Um, yeah. I don't know. I couldn't I

56:15

56:15 couldn't think of one thing that would

56:17

56:17 like seriously annoy me. Like if I had

56:19

56:19 to give somebody a piggyback ride all

56:21

56:21 day, that would [ __ ] suck, you know?

56:23

56:23 >> Like me. Like if what if I was the one

56:24

56:24 you had to give a piggyback ride to all

56:26

56:26 day?

56:26

56:26 >> Yeah. Like if if I had to hold you,

56:28

56:28 that'd be that'd be a problem, you know?

56:30

56:30 Um

56:31

56:31 >> suck.

56:32

56:32 >> Yeah. So maybe if I had to if I had to

56:34

56:34 carry a person around all day, that

56:36

56:36 would be tough. That'd be hard. Um,

56:39

56:39 yeah. So I don't know. Yeah, I'm not a

56:42

56:42 professional piggyback.

56:45

56:45 >> You cannot hire me for that. I will not

56:47

56:47 carry you around all day.

56:48

56:48 >> So don't even.

56:51

56:51 >> Yeah. Well, there you go. That's our

56:53

56:53 fun, you know, another episode of get to

56:55

56:55 know us.

56:57

56:57 >> Yeah, man. Very cool, my dude. All

56:59

56:59 right, let's [ __ ] land this plane, my

57:01

57:01 dude. It's been almost over an hour and

57:03

57:03 uh well actually it's not really our

57:04

57:04 timer's a little bit off but let's do

57:06

57:06 some fun finds some lucky numbers and uh

57:08

57:08 fortunes get people going on a new week.

57:11

57:11 Uh buddy, what do you got to show off

57:13

57:13 for the week, my dude?

57:14

57:14 >> Okay, so uh we've been doing this the

57:16

57:16 last couple weeks and this may be a hit

57:18

57:18 with some of you or some of you just

57:19

57:19 already not really into it. But I only

57:21

57:21 have one more of these left so I might

57:23

57:23 as well open this up and see if we can

57:24

57:24 get the chase or we can get um

57:27

57:27 >> you know uh the alien Mickey. Let's see.

57:30

57:30 Let's see. I just want to see what we

57:31

57:31 can get. So, this there's some assembly

57:33

57:33 acquired. This is one of those little

57:35

57:35 PopMart uh little Mickey magnet uh

57:39

57:39 >> little skin wearing things. So, I'm

57:40

57:40 going to pop this open. And while I do

57:42

57:42 this, Sean Sean usually,

57:46

57:46 >> right? Is that what what I

57:48

57:48 >> Oh my god. I mean, yeah. I It's more

57:50

57:50 like a costume, but if you want to call

57:52

57:52 it skin, sure.

57:56

57:56 You know, sometime when you're as hopped

57:58

57:58 up on caffeine as I You're right. I

57:60

57:60 might not sleep. It's going to be honest

58:01

58:01 with you, man. This might be a tough

58:03

58:03 night.

58:04

58:04 >> Yeah, I might just have to play Destiny

58:05

58:05 all night. See how far we might do that

58:08

58:08 right now. Uh but while Joshua does

58:10

58:10 that, hey, before I show off my Funko

58:11

58:11 for the week, uh I want to show off some

58:13

58:13 artwork that I got at the Edmonds Art

58:16

58:16 Festival up here uh in Washington. Uh I

58:19

58:19 have a whole bunch of different pieces,

58:20

58:20 but I'm going to show a few different

58:21

58:21 pieces from one artist. I'll show one

58:24

58:24 piece a week. Uh because this first one

58:26

58:26 I'm gonna show off, I'm gonna replace uh

58:28

58:28 the one right behind me of these cats

58:30

58:30 playing poker. Uh with this one, let me

58:33

58:33 grab it real quick. Here you go. Um but

58:35

58:35 this is by an artist uh named Justin

58:38

58:38 Hillgrove. And this one is called Faxp

58:40

58:40 Paw. And it is this beautiful work of

58:44

58:44 art. There you go.

58:47

58:47 >> Wow. That is

58:49

58:49 >> pretty cool. It's going to replace uh

58:51

58:51 the one right behind me uh with the cats

58:53

58:53 playing poker. So, there's that. And uh

58:56

58:56 let me show off my Funko, which is going

58:58

58:58 to be this Funko uh that was found by

59:01

59:01 that coworker again. And it is the

59:04

59:04 Osiris

59:06

59:06 Funko, but he is all gold, which was a

59:09

59:09 Bungie exclusive

59:11

59:11 uh right there on their website. And so

59:14

59:14 there he is. You can not get this

59:15

59:15 anymore, which is pretty cool and also

59:17

59:17 very sad. Uh but there you go. There is

59:20

59:20 my fun find for uh the golden Osiris.

59:25

59:25 Pretty sick.

59:27

59:27 >> Golden Osiris. All right.

59:30

59:30 >> Cool. All right. Are you ready? Are you

59:32

59:32 ready for the big reveal?

59:34

59:34 >> Mhm.

59:35

59:35 >> All right. I'm sorry to say everybody I

59:38

59:38 did not get the chase and I did not get

59:40

59:40 the Buzz Lightyear one. But what I did

59:43

59:43 get

59:45

59:45 >> was the I'll show up the card first

59:47

59:47 because these come with cool little

59:48

59:48 cards. It's uh Lzo. This is the cart.

59:51

59:51 >> Oh, okay.

59:52

59:52 >> Lots Lo. Uh, and this is the build

59:55

59:55 >> right here.

59:57

59:57 >> Whoa, he's so cute. Hey, does he smell

60:01

60:01 like strawberries?

60:03

60:03 >> Um, are you You're [ __ ] around,

60:05

60:05 aren't you? Right.

60:06

60:06 >> Lots on camera.

60:09

60:09 >> Apparently, Lzo smells like

60:10

60:10 strawberries. This is a thing. This is

60:12

60:12 not me [ __ ] around.

60:13

60:13 >> I'm going to [ __ ] smell this thing.

60:15

60:15 And if you This is like a [ __ ] very

60:17

60:17 late April Fool's Day [ __ ] gag here.

60:20

60:20 I'm going to be upset. I'll smell it

60:22

60:22 just for you. Thank you. Smells like

60:24

60:24 plastic. There's no goddamn strawberry.

60:27

60:27 >> Did you Did Is it really supposed to

60:29

60:29 smell like strawberries?

60:30

60:30 >> Some microlastics into your nostrils,

60:32

60:32 baby boy. You're welcome.

60:34

60:34 >> Did I really sniff microplastic?

60:37

60:37 >> So, to be fair, uh Lotso, the character

60:40

60:40 in Toy Story, does smell like

60:42

60:42 strawberries. And then they did a whole

60:43

60:43 line with Lotso. the like stuffed

60:45

60:45 animals and [ __ ] like that where they

60:47

60:47 smelled like strawberries and the whole

60:48

60:48 gimmick with lots of it. It's supposed

60:50

60:50 to smell like strawberries. So that's

60:51

60:51 why maybe Pop Mart would have done

60:53

60:53 something fun and made it smell like

60:54

60:54 strawberries. So that's why I made you

60:55

60:55 do that.

60:56

60:56 >> But oh well, it is what it is.

60:58

60:58 >> Yeah, they uh they had to save on the

60:59

60:59 the strawberry scent. Unfortunately.

61:02

61:02 >> Unfortunately. Unfortunately.

61:03

61:03 >> Yeah, but that's my fun find. Maybe Do

61:05

61:05 you think I should go buy more of those,

61:06

61:06 man? I think you should buy a different

61:09

61:09 a different thing because I'm very happy

61:11

61:11 that you didn't get any duplicates. Like

61:13

61:13 three to get three in a row that were

61:16

61:16 not duplicates. That's [ __ ] that's

61:17

61:17 sensational, dude. Go get a lotto ticket

61:19

61:19 because that is great. Uh but I think

61:21

61:21 you should do something else. Do a

61:22

61:22 different uh they have a whole bunch of

61:24

61:24 Disney stuff in there. Like it doesn't

61:26

61:26 have to be Disney. They have a whole

61:27

61:27 bunch of stuff in there. Say do some

61:29

61:29 more mystery boxes.

61:30

61:30 >> I'm going to I'm going to need a

61:31

61:31 suggestion cuz I I don't really know

61:33

61:33 what to get. I just saw those and I, you

61:34

61:34 know, honestly, I thought of you when I

61:36

61:36 saw that Mickey one cuz, you know, I'm

61:37

61:37 not a big Disney person. Um, but that

61:40

61:40 was

61:41

61:41 >> Okay, we'll do we'll do some more little

61:43

61:43 mystery box little things at some point.

61:46

61:46 Yeah.

61:47

61:47 >> Speaking of mystery boxes, hey, let's do

61:49

61:49 a Misfortune cookie and hopefully

61:51

61:51 Misfortune

61:53

61:53 >> provides us with a fortune this week.

61:56

61:56 >> Oh, misfortune. Okay, Sean, what are we

61:59

61:59 going to go with this week? We're going

62:01

62:01 oozy or dirty,

62:04

62:04 >> you know.

62:04

62:04 >> Are they Are they about even again?

62:06

62:06 Like, are they

62:06

62:06 >> Yeah, we're back to even. We're three.

62:08

62:08 We got three and three in each one of

62:09

62:09 these. So,

62:10

62:10 >> uh let's do let's knock out a boozy this

62:12

62:12 week.

62:12

62:12 >> Okay, we're going boozy with this one on

62:14

62:14 episode 140.

62:17

62:17 >> 140. Doing a boozy.

62:19

62:19 >> All right, man. Last week boozy,

62:22

62:22 >> huh?

62:23

62:23 >> Last week there was not a fortune in the

62:25

62:25 >> Yeah, last week there was no fortune.

62:27

62:27 Yeah, there was no fortune and we

62:28

62:28 haven't clipped that one yet. Ellie,

62:30

62:30 well, I by the time this episode airs,

62:32

62:32 there will be a short of the uh the us

62:35

62:35 not getting a fortune from misfortune

62:37

62:37 cookie. So, we'll see what comes

62:38

62:38 probably.

62:38

62:38 >> You know, it's funny. That's a nice play

62:40

62:40 on words. Uh misfortune. Yeah, they

62:42

62:42 missed putting the [ __ ] cookie or the

62:44

62:44 fortune in the cookie. Misfortune.

62:47

62:47 >> That was nice.

62:48

62:48 >> They can't be perfect, you know.

62:50

62:50 >> Jesus. All right. All right. Well, lucky

62:52

62:52 enough everybody, this one did have a uh

62:55

62:55 did have a little misfortune cookie

62:57

62:57 >> little thing in here. And this is a long

62:59

62:59 one. Holy [ __ ] All right.

63:01

63:01 >> All right, everybody. Here is your

63:02

63:02 misfortune cookie for episode 140 on

63:05

63:05 June 30th.

63:08

63:08 Sing like no one's listening. Dance like

63:10

63:10 no one's watching. Drink like you've

63:13

63:13 never been to an AA before.

63:18

63:18 >> That makes me laugh. That's a good one.

63:20

63:20 >> That was good. And that's that is a

63:21

63:21 first. We have not read that one before

63:23

63:23 on you know over 100 episodes we've been

63:26

63:26 doing these things. So that was kind of

63:27

63:27 cool. It's not a read.

63:28

63:28 >> But are we getting to that point where

63:30

63:30 we just don't remember those ones

63:31

63:31 because they've been so long? You know

63:34

63:34 >> this goldfish would remember that.

63:38

63:38 >> All right. Sure. Whatever. You know

63:40

63:40 what? This goldfish will also remember

63:42

63:42 these seven lucky numbers for the week,

63:43

63:43 buddy. And they are as followed. Here

63:45

63:45 they are. uh 16, 18, 21, 28, 37, 48, and

63:50

63:50 69. Once again, those seven lucky

63:52

63:52 numbers, use them for whatever nefarious

63:54

63:54 reasons you would like. They are 16, 18,

63:56

63:56 21, 28, 37, 48, and the all great number

64:00

64:00 69.

64:03

64:03 Joshua, we've come to the end of this

64:05

64:05 episode, and you know, like we like to

64:08

64:08 do here, buddy, uh we like to give the

64:10

64:10 people something good to start the week.

64:11

64:11 So Joshua, like all good things, we must

64:15

64:15 have a strong closing monologue. So what

64:18

64:18 do you got?

64:18

64:18 >> My goodness. All right, everybody. Hey,

64:20

64:20 I'm all hopped up on caffeine. Uh, thank

64:22

64:22 you for hanging in there on episode 140.

64:25

64:25 But for this week, I want everybody to

64:28

64:28 focus on their efforts versus

64:31

64:31 expectation. I want you to look at

64:34

64:34 yourself good and hard in the mirror

64:35

64:35 this week and say, "Hey, is my effort

64:39

64:39 and my expectations, are they aligned?"

64:41

64:41 And the people around me, do they have

64:42

64:42 the same focus as I do? And if they

64:44

64:44 don't, maybe it's time to cut the fat

64:47

64:47 and maybe get some new ones.

64:50

64:50 Damn. All right. Sure.

64:54

64:54 All right. I appreciate that, buddy.

64:55

64:55 Hey, thank you guys for watching. Thank

64:57

64:57 you for listening. Sorry for little out

64:58

64:58 live. Uh, come check out the video

65:00

65:00 portion. Buy a shirt. Uh, if you don't

65:02

65:02 want to buy a shirt, buy the other

65:04

65:04 shirts that we do. We have more designs

65:06

65:06 than just the one that we're showing off

65:07

65:07 in there. All of them are great. All of

65:08

65:08 them were designed by yours truly right

65:11

65:11 here. And so Joshua, with that being

65:13

65:13 said, I can't let you go without giving

65:17

65:17 you one last thing, my dude. One last

65:19

65:19 thing. And I'm back to the paper copies

65:20

65:20 because I got one that's a good one for

65:22

65:22 this one because it has to do with the

65:24

65:24 uh the theme of the t-shirts. But

65:26

65:26 Joshua, what has no Oh, sorry. Let me

65:29

65:29 rephrase that. Joshua, what has a spine

65:32

65:32 but no bones?

65:34

65:34 A book.

65:38

65:38 Ladies and gentlemen, he he he got it

65:40

65:40 right. He got it right, everybody.

65:42

65:42 That's it. We're done here. I'm no

65:43

65:43 longer giving Joshua any more of these.

65:45

65:45 It's over. It's over, ladies and

65:47

65:47 gentlemen. The secret gag of the of the

65:50

65:50 thing was once Joshua figured one out, I

65:52

65:52 was going to stop doing them. So, there

65:54

65:54 you go.

65:54

65:54 >> We're done.

65:55

65:55 >> Let's go,

65:56

65:56 >> ladies and gentlemen. We will see you

65:58

65:58 next week. Deuces.

66:23

66:23 Oh, hi ladies and gentlemen.

66:26

66:26 >> Joshua has a whole [ __ ] closet full

66:28

66:28 of Funkos. That's what we're talking

66:29

66:29 about right now. It's on the floor. Look

66:31

66:31 at it. Look at that. I can easily

66:33

66:33 >> It's like a Thank you.

66:34

66:34 >> It's a layer. It's a layer of Funkos.

66:36

66:36 It's what I mean by No, actually not a

66:38

66:38 layer. It's like an onion of Funkos

66:40

66:40 because you can just peel off the front

66:42

66:42 layer and then get to the next layer and

66:43

66:43 the next layer and because it just it

66:45

66:45 goes forever.

66:47

66:47 >> Hey, wait. Speaking of layers, real

66:48

66:48 quick before we do our snaps and

66:49

66:49 collapse, did you watch the Shrek 5 uh

66:54

66:54 trailer?

66:55

66:55 >> No. I didn't even know there was a Shrek

66:57

66:57 5.

66:58

66:58 >> Have you not seen any of the Shrek

66:59

66:59 movies? No, I saw the I saw the first

67:02

67:02 one and then then once they introduced

67:04

67:04 what's the actor's name? Uh the Puss and

67:06

67:06 Boots guy. What was that guy's name?

67:08

67:08 >> Antonio Bender.

67:09

67:09 >> Antonio Bend. Like I wasn't totally sold

67:13

67:13 on the Puss and Boots things. I'm like,

67:14

67:14 dude, he's a cat. He could just stomp

67:15

67:15 and break. Like it was just kind of I

67:17

67:17 don't I don't know. It's a silly

67:19

67:19 character, but

67:20

67:20 >> interesting. Okay.

67:21

67:21 >> I don't know. Puss and Boots just took

67:23

67:23 the

67:25

67:25 >> You know, Eddie Murphy, Donkey, and what

67:27

67:27 is his name? Uh what's the other actor?

67:29

67:29 Um, Sam, what's his name? Adam, what's

67:32

67:32 his what's the actor of Shrek?

67:33

67:33 >> Sam.

67:34

67:34 >> Shrek.

67:34

67:34 >> What's his?

67:36

67:36 >> Oh, Mike Myers. Yeah, I don't know. I

67:38

67:38 think I think I'm thinking of Son of Sam

67:40

67:40 or something like that stupid scary

67:41

67:41 movie he did. Remember that stupid scary

67:43

67:43 movie with the wife? No,

67:45

67:45 >> the one where his wife tries to kill

67:46

67:46 him.

67:47

67:47 >> I don't watch scary movies, you know

67:49

67:49 that?

67:49

67:49 >> No, but it's like a comedy because it's

67:52

67:52 Michael.

67:52

67:52 >> Never seen it.

67:53

67:53 >> Yeah. Okay. Never seen it.

67:54

67:54 >> Yeah, but it's Yeah. Donkey and just

67:58

67:58 just those two characters.

67:59

67:59 >> So then that's a no. That's a no.

68:00

68:00 Interesting.

68:01

68:01 >> Interesting.

68:02

68:02 >> No.

68:03

68:03 >> Anyways,

68:04

68:04 you should watch those [ __ ] movies. I

68:06

68:06 think you would actually enjoy them.

68:08

68:08 They got our they got our type of humor

68:09

68:09 on them. You know, it's like worth a

68:11

68:11 watch.

68:13

68:13 >> I mean, I'm down to Hold on. I need to

68:15

68:15 You know, sometimes if you don't turn

68:16

68:16 your phone down, [ __ ] happens in the

68:18

68:18 middle of

68:20

68:20 >> That's very true.

68:20

68:20 >> Here, man.

68:21

68:21 >> It's very true. Uh but when you're

68:23

68:23 ready, buddy, go ahead and give us our

68:24

68:24 snaps and or sorry, your claps. and I'll

68:26

68:26 do my snaps and then go from there.


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