Sorry For The Delay | EP.141 | Glizzy Gobbler, World Cup & Travel Dread
-WHAT’S IN OUR CUP-
Sean: Seattle Cider Company Dry Hard Cider, 6.5%
Joshua: Kahlúa-spiked horchata quad-shot latte with caramel drizzle
-AI SONG OF THE WEEK-
AI Song Of The Week: “Shores Instead Of Chores” (Lyrics written by Joshua.)
Bonus AI Dedication: “Glizzy Gobbler” (Lyrics written by Joshua for Sean.)
-RECIPES-
Kahlúa Horchata Quad-Shot Latte:
• 4 shots espresso
• horchata syrup
• 1 oz Kahlúa
• milk or latte base
• caramel drizzle
Mix espresso, horchata syrup & Kahlúa.
Add milk or latte base.
Finish with caramel drizzle and whatever latte art your spirit allows.
-CHAT WITH US-
• The Big 250
• What’s In Your World Cup
• Where I’ve Been, Where Should I Go?
• Objects, Animals Or Numbers
-CHAPTERS-
00:00 EP.141 Intro, Fourth Of July Missed & Quarantine Check-In
02:02 What’s In Our Cup - Kahlúa Horchata Latte & Seattle Cider
05:46 No Question Of The Day, Text Blah Blahs & Glizzy Gobbler Setup
07:31 Bonus AI Dedication "Glizzy Gobbler"
11:57 Chat With Us - Big 250, World Cup, Travel & Cards
12:35 The Big 250 - America, Humanity & Future Dread
24:25 What’s In Your World Cup - US, Mexico & Hotel Chaos
32:31 AI Song Of The Week "Shores Instead Of Chores"
40:23 Where I’ve Been, Where Should I Go - Travel Dreams Vs Couch Doom
50:42 Objects, Animals Or Numbers - Audiobooks, Shoes & Reincarnation
57:29 Fun Finds, Toy Story 5, Dirty Fortune & Lifesavers Joke
-SOUND BITES-
• “I’m currently in quarantine cuz my girlfriend is sick right now.” - Joshua starting the week in room-lockdown mode.
• “Not everybody do spider webs like I’m doing.” - Joshua defending his latte art from Sean’s criticism.
• “That tastes like fresh picked apples on a summer crisp day.” - Sean keeping the Seattle Cider review seasonal.
• “Every lyric I wrote, I thought specifically of Sean.” - Joshua introducing “Glizzy Gobbler” with dangerous sincerity.
• “I hate the fact that I enjoyed that song as much as I did.” - Sean realizing the hot dog anthem has hooks.
• “I think 250 years in the future, we’re going to be clones and we’re going to still be doing this.” - Sean choosing optimism through sci-fi podcast persistence.
• “It’s easier to be negative than it is to be positive.” - Sean explaining the World Cup fan-fight spiral.
• “I’m glad you are not my internal monologue.” - Joshua rejecting Sean’s couch-based travel philosophy.
• “The high is never the same.” - Sean turning international travel into a cautionary drug metaphor.
• “I have listened to, by the time this comes out, it’ll be six audio books.” - Sean defending the reading-adjacent lifestyle.
-FORTUNE & FINDS-
Fortune: You never forget the first time he says those three little words. Don’t get pregnant.
Lucky Numbers: 7, 27, 32, 39, 42, 51, 61
Fun Finds / Value Finds:
Sean: Star Wars Luke Skywalker deleted scene Funko value find for $4.50.
Joshua: Woody Funko from Target, plus a Toy Story 5 matinee review nobody was prepared for.
(Artwork Shoutout: Sean’s new summer merch design is live in sunrise and sunset variants.)
(Community Shoutout: New subscribers are invited to vote in the superhero / hero survey.)
Transcript
00:00 Welcome to episode 141 of Sorry for the
00:04
00:04 Delay. I'm your editor, Mia. This week,
00:06
00:06 Joshua survives Fourth of July,
00:08
00:08 quarantine, and a Kahlua spiked horada
00:11
00:11 latte, while Sean brings Seattle cider
00:13
00:13 and gets personally serenated by Gizzy
00:15
00:15 Gobbler. Love is stored in the hot dog.
00:18
00:18 Then, it's America's big 250, World Cup
00:21
00:21 chaos, and summer travel debates with
00:23
00:23 enough future dread to make an AI wife
00:24
00:24 start packing. Enjoy the show. Hello and
00:28
00:28 welcome to another episode of Sorry for
00:30
00:30 the Delay. We are your hosts. Uh my name
00:32
00:32 is Sean. Uh right over there is Joshua.
00:35
00:35 And Joshua, this is episode 10041.
00:38
00:38 Uh the week after 4th of July, buddy.
00:42
00:42 I'm assuming that you still have all 10
00:44
00:44 of your appendages and maybe one extra.
00:48
00:48 How are you doing this week, buddy?
00:50
00:50 >> Yeah. No, I I have everything. And I'm a
00:52
00:52 little bummed out that last episode we
00:53
00:53 didn't we didn't even talk about Fourth
00:54
00:54 of July at all.
00:55
00:55 >> Completely forgot. completely.
00:57
00:57 >> Yeah, exactly. Normally we pay attention
00:58
00:58 to this [ __ ] and we did not. So, sorry
01:00
01:00 everybody if you had a great time Fourth
01:02
01:02 of July and we didn't wish you a safe
01:03
01:03 one or a happy one. Um, but yeah, I
01:06
01:06 still have all my, you know, toes and
01:08
01:08 fingers and eyes. I think last year I
01:11
01:11 showed a picture of getting hit in the
01:13
01:13 face.
01:14
01:14 >> Oh, yeah.
01:14
01:14 >> By a a hardened piece of like [ __ ]
01:19
01:19 what is it? Uh, whatever. Um, gunpowder,
01:21
01:21 whatever they use to pack those things.
01:23
01:23 >> Something.
01:23
01:23 >> Uh, yeah. So, um, other than surviving
01:26
01:26 Fourth of July, I'm I'm currently in
01:29
01:29 quarantine cuz my girlfriend is sick
01:31
01:31 right now.
01:32
01:32 >> O,
01:32
01:32 >> so there's that. I've been locked in my
01:35
01:35 room all day. So, have I seen sunlight?
01:37
01:37 No, I have not seen sunlight.
01:39
01:39 These bags under my eyes are from
01:41
01:41 staring at this [ __ ] computer screen
01:43
01:43 all day. Excuse my language, but it's
01:44
01:44 just been it's been kind of rough, but
01:46
01:46 I'm here with you, Sean. I'm here with
01:48
01:48 everybody listening and some of you
01:49
01:49 watching. So, I appreciate all of you
01:51
01:51 because today is going to be an
01:53
01:53 interesting one. at a very odd number at
01:56
01:56 141.
01:58
01:58 >> Yeah, the odd numbers get odd. I'll tell
01:59
01:59 you that right now. Uh, but just like we
02:02
02:02 do every week, my dude. Hey, what is in
02:04
02:04 your cup this week? What are you sipping
02:06
02:06 on? Who you sipping on? Yeah.
02:09
02:09 >> I mean, I really hope there's not a who
02:11
02:11 in my cup because that'll be kind of
02:13
02:13 There's a whole lot of what. Um, all
02:15
02:15 right. So, what is in my cup? Last week,
02:18
02:18 you know, there was the debate going
02:19
02:19 into the episode. Should I be drinking
02:20
02:20 alcohol or should I be drinking coffee?
02:23
02:23 And I decided based off of the banter
02:26
02:26 and randomness and how stupid I sounded
02:28
02:28 last episode. Why not? Let's just do
02:30
02:30 coffee again. Let's not get let's get so
02:32
02:32 caffeinated that everything about every
02:36
02:36 word that comes out is just going to be
02:37
02:37 so confusing. So, but I did a little bit
02:39
02:39 different because I spiked this coffee.
02:42
02:42 So, what is in my cup
02:44
02:44 >> twist
02:44
02:44 >> is a nice quad shot of espresso with a
02:49
02:49 little bit of orchata
02:51
02:51 uh syrup and an ounce of uh Bailey and
02:56
02:56 not Bailey's uh Kúa.
02:58
02:58 >> Oh, Kúa.
02:60
02:60 >> Yeah. Interesting.
03:00
03:00 >> And a little bit of And just just to
03:02
03:02 flavor it up a little bit, I did put
03:03
03:03 some caramel drizzle and I would show
03:06
03:06 you the inside. Look, there's a little
03:07
03:07 bit of heart. Look it. I've been working
03:08
03:08 on my heart art.
03:10
03:10 >> Yeah, dog. I don't want to spill too
03:11
03:11 much because like
03:12
03:12 >> Yeah, careful. Careful.
03:13
03:13 >> It's gonna be a problem. Um, but yeah,
03:15
03:15 I've been working on my my latte art.
03:16
03:16 I've been working on my coffee and that
03:18
03:18 is what is in my cup. And you're gonna
03:21
03:21 have to excuse me now because I feel
03:22
03:22 like I'm talking really fast and I
03:24
03:24 haven't even started sipping yet. Sorry.
03:26
03:26 >> While you take that sip, buddy. Uh, can
03:27
03:27 I just criticize your art real quick?
03:29
03:29 Your latte art.
03:31
03:31 >> Okay. What are you going to talk [ __ ]
03:32
03:32 about now?
03:33
03:33 >> Your latte art. Your latte art looks as
03:36
03:36 though you took a spiderweb and placed
03:39
03:39 it gently over the top of your coffee.
03:42
03:42 >> It does. I don't see hearts. I see a
03:46
03:46 mess of uh white stringy stuff in there.
03:50
03:50 >> So,
03:50
03:50 >> hey, rewind the tape. I'm I'm not going
03:52
03:52 for one of those big hearts, you know,
03:54
03:54 the one that you just is so cliche. I
03:56
03:56 mix it up a little bit. There's nothing
03:58
03:58 again, nothing I do is traditional. So,
04:00
04:00 if you want that, if I'm pouring and
04:02
04:02 lots and doing some latte art for you,
04:04
04:04 then you're you're going to the wrong
04:05
04:05 shop. You're going to get something
04:06
04:06 different. Okay.
04:09
04:09 >> Yeah. You don't come here for the latte
04:10
04:10 art. You you come here for the
04:12
04:12 conversation and the expense of coffee.
04:14
04:14 That's what you come for.
04:16
04:16 >> Specifically, that generic big ass heart
04:18
04:18 that everybody does. Everybody can do
04:20
04:20 that. So, not everybody do spider webs
04:23
04:23 like I'm doing.
04:23
04:23 >> Good to the point where you can make
04:25
04:25 like little leaves and [ __ ] like that
04:27
04:27 would be [ __ ] badass, dude. I want to
04:28
04:28 see you make leaves. Hey, trust me. Just
04:30
04:30 cuz I'm not showing it off doesn't mean
04:32
04:32 I haven't been playing. Like, I'm doing
04:33
04:33 I'm doing all kinds of stuff. I even
04:35
04:35 have a little pin. I should show off the
04:37
04:37 pen. I bought I bought this ceramic pin
04:39
04:39 to kind of really get in there and do
04:40
04:40 different things.
04:42
04:42 >> Yeah, it's it's fun. I mean, maybe one
04:44
04:44 day I'll show I I did say a long time
04:45
04:45 ago when I started this adventure I was
04:47
04:47 going to show off my my whole setup and
04:49
04:49 I haven't yet. So, I'll get there, man.
04:52
04:52 I will get there. Enough about me. What
04:54
04:54 is in your damn cup? Criticizing my damn
04:56
04:56 art over here. Yeah, I um I'm just
04:59
04:59 showing off cider from around Seattle
05:01
05:01 area. Uh and then I didn't have time
05:03
05:03 today to actually go get a different
05:04
05:04 one, so I'm still sipping on the Seattle
05:06
05:06 Cider Co. uh dry right here. Hard cider
05:08
05:08 right there. Boom. Seattle Cider
05:10
05:10 Company. Uh this one actually is still
05:12
05:12 really really good. Like I thought I was
05:14
05:14 going to hate it, but no, I actually
05:16
05:16 really enjoy it. So, I'm going to pour
05:17
05:17 it here off screen and I'll take a
05:19
05:19 little sippy sip real quick to give you
05:20
05:20 everybody a little little chance to take
05:22
05:22 a breath. Here we go.
05:25
05:25 M. Ah, that tastes like fresh picked
05:28
05:28 apples uh on a summer crisp day. It's
05:32
05:32 beautiful. I love it.
05:33
05:33 >> Hell yeah. Fills my cup. Nice and tall,
05:36
05:36 baby. Nice and tall. So, cheers. Cheers,
05:38
05:38 everybody. Cheers, buddy. Nice.
05:41
05:41 >> There you go. That's what I'm drinking.
05:42
05:42 Simple. Simple and to the point, baby.
05:44
05:44 Simple and to the point.
05:46
05:46 >> Joshua, you got any questions of the
05:48
05:48 week for us? What's going on in your
05:50
05:50 life, buddy? Do I have any qu I had so
05:52
05:52 many qu So the other day I was talking
05:53
05:53 to Sean and I and I sent him some
05:55
05:55 screenshots of some [ __ ] that came up
05:57
05:57 and he's like you know what Joshua every
05:59
05:59 time I look at your messages they just
06:01
06:01 look like blah blah blah blah blah. So I
06:05
06:05 don't want to go on a blah blah blah
06:06
06:06 about my question of the week or you
06:09
06:09 know talk about people's common sense.
06:12
06:12 So, I feel like I shouldn't ask a
06:15
06:15 question of the day, but I feel like
06:18
06:18 instead
06:19
06:19 we should do something a little bit
06:21
06:21 different.
06:22
06:22 >> Okay.
06:22
06:22 >> I talked to Sean about this before we
06:24
06:24 came on and um I did something different
06:27
06:27 and I wrote a song specifically
06:33
06:33 specifically
06:34
06:34 >> with you in mind, Sean.
06:36
06:36 >> So, we're going to start this episode a
06:38
06:38 little bit different.
06:39
06:39 >> All right. And there's a song that I'm
06:42
06:42 dedicating to Sean. And I I was
06:45
06:45 struggling with the name of the song. I
06:46
06:46 I I originally I wanted to call it
06:49
06:49 Throat Goat. I mean, that that was
06:51
06:51 supposed to be the name Throat Goat of
06:53
06:53 this song.
06:54
06:54 >> All right. All right.
06:55
06:55 >> Um but I figured, you know, Throat
06:58
06:58 Goat's a little too on point, so I went
06:60
06:60 with Gizzy
07:02
07:02 Gobbler.
07:04
07:04 And uh Sean, I you know, I just need you
07:08
07:08 to queue it up. Oh lord.
07:09
07:09 >> I want everybody on their way to work or
07:10
07:10 whatever you're doing, just know this
07:12
07:12 song came from the heart. And
07:16
07:16 >> every lyric I wrote, I thought
07:18
07:18 specifically of Sean when I wrote this.
07:21
07:21 >> All right. Uh, for the record, I have no
07:23
07:23 idea what this song is. I have not heard
07:25
07:25 this song. Uh, I merely have it queued
07:27
07:27 up, ready to go. So Joshua, here we go.
07:31
07:31 Glizzy Gobbler.
07:33
07:33 >> Everybody sit back and enjoy this 2
07:35
07:35 minute and 23 second. It's a short one.
07:38
07:38 >> Who knows?
07:39
07:39 >> Here you go.
07:51
07:51 My friend Sean comes through with that
07:53
07:53 hungry grin.
07:56
07:56 He sees a pack of gizzies and he's
07:58
07:58 leaning in.
08:01
08:01 He can't clear the table then ask for
08:04
08:04 more.
08:06
08:06 By the time you blink, he's back at the
08:09
08:09 door.
08:11
08:11 Morning play, noon play, he don't
08:15
08:15 hesitate. If you set one down, he'll
08:19
08:19 finish it straight. SEAN LOVES GIZZES.
08:23
08:23 Sean loves gizzes.
08:26
08:26 He can eat them for breakfast.
08:28
08:28 He can eat them for lunch.
08:31
08:31 Sean loves gizzes.
08:33
08:33 Sean loves gizzes. He can swallow them
08:36
08:36 up like his fruit punch.
08:41
08:41 Ketchup on his fingers, mustard on his
08:43
08:43 shirt.
08:46
08:46 He don't need a reason. He just goes
08:48
08:48 first.
08:51
08:51 Cold from the fridge, hot off the grill.
08:56
08:56 If there's one left over, Sean's got
08:58
08:58 skill.
09:01
09:01 Morning plate, noon plate. He don't
09:04
09:04 hesitate. If you set one down, he'll
09:09
09:09 finish it straight. Sean loves gizzes.
09:13
09:13 Sean loves gizzes. He can eat them for
09:16
09:16 breakfast. He can eat them for lunch.
09:20
09:20 Sean loves
09:23
09:23 loves gizzes. He can swallow them up
09:27
09:27 like his fruit punch.
09:31
09:31 TELL THE WHOLE BLOCK. TELL THE WHOLE
09:33
09:33 CREW SEAN GOT A TALENT HE WAS BORN TO
09:35
09:35 DO. NO FORK, NO FUSS, JUST A GRIN AND A
09:38
09:38 BITE. WHEN Gizzy show up, everything
09:40
09:40 feels right.
09:43
09:43 >> Sean loves
09:44
09:44 >> loves Lizzy.
09:45
09:45 >> Sean loves Lizzy.
09:47
09:47 >> Lizzy.
09:48
09:48 >> He can eat them for breakfast. He can
09:49
09:49 eat them for lunch.
09:52
09:52 >> Sean loves
09:54
09:54 Lizzy.
09:55
09:55 >> Sean loves
09:57
09:57 Lizzy.
09:58
09:58 >> You can swallow them all like it's fruit
10:00
10:00 punch.
10:04
10:04 [ ] a, dude. [ ] a.
10:11
10:11 >> Yeah,
10:11
10:11 >> that's love right there. If that does if
10:14
10:14 that just doesn't come from the heart,
10:16
10:16 John, I don't know what else does,
10:17
10:17 buddy.
10:19
10:19 >> Listen. Listen.
10:22
10:22 I can I can say a lot of things right
10:24
10:24 now. I can say a lot of things. I could
10:26
10:26 say a lot, but I'm gonna say this.
10:30
10:30 I hate the fact that I enjoyed that song
10:33
10:33 as much as I did because the chorus was
10:37
10:37 very catchy. All right, I do love
10:40
10:40 gizzies and I will gobble them down like
10:43
10:43 fruit punch like that. That is great.
10:47
10:47 That is great. Um
10:49
10:49 >> I hope you know now Joshua that this
10:51
10:51 means war and uh you've you've unleashed
10:55
10:55 and unlocked
10:57
10:57 a whole aspect buddy. A whole aspect.
10:59
10:59 So, I hope you're ready for summertime
11:01
11:01 hits
11:03
11:03 >> that will destroy us.
11:07
11:07 >> So, there you go. What to say on that
11:10
11:10 one?
11:10
11:10 >> All right. Well, that's one of two.
11:11
11:11 There's going to be another song later,
11:12
11:12 but I I figured let's just do the, you
11:14
11:14 know, kick the episode off some
11:16
11:16 different cuz I love you, buddy. And,
11:18
11:18 uh, if anybody else out there has a
11:20
11:20 friend named Sean and they love Gizzies,
11:22
11:22 feel free to use that song or switch the
11:26
11:26 name up as it applies. Um cuz that was
11:28
11:28 fun. That was fun. And though, you know,
11:30
11:30 believe it or not, those are a lot of my
11:32
11:32 original lyrics. So, you inspired me,
11:34
11:34 Sean. So, thank you.
11:35
11:35 >> You're welcome. You're welcome. Because
11:37
11:37 that course was pretty good. Good job,
11:38
11:38 buddy. Proud of you.
11:39
11:39 >> Thank you.
11:42
11:42 >> Oh, that's all I got. So, no uh question
11:44
11:44 of the day, no pet peeves, no nothing.
11:46
11:46 All we got was just a nice fun song.
11:49
11:49 Hope I made some of you guys laugh along
11:50
11:50 the way, too, because that's the whole
11:52
11:52 purpose of this podcast. Having a good
11:53
11:53 time, making some laughs.
11:54
11:54 >> Yeah, dude. That was great.
11:55
11:55 >> Good All right, let's move on up then.
11:57
11:57 Uh let's move up to the chat with us
11:59
11:59 section then. Let's talk about some
11:60
11:60 topics we're going to talk about for the
12:01
12:01 week. And if you're new here, uh the
12:03
12:03 chat with us is exactly what I just
12:04
12:04 stated. Uh topics we're going to be
12:06
12:06 talking about for the week and they are
12:07
12:07 as followed. Uh number one being the big
12:10
12:10 250. Uh the next one is what's in your
12:14
12:14 world cup. Uh the one after that is
12:16
12:16 going to be where I've been, where
12:18
12:18 should I go? And the last one is an old
12:21
12:21 staple now at this point. Uh objects,
12:23
12:23 animals, or numbers. I like that one.
12:25
12:25 That one's a good one. There you go.
12:26
12:26 >> Yeah. End it on another fun one.
12:28
12:28 >> End it on a fun one. I mean, all these
12:30
12:30 topics are fun, buddy. Every every
12:31
12:31 single time we do this, it's fun.
12:32
12:32 >> Um,
12:33
12:33 >> started fun.
12:35
12:35 >> Something that is even more fun, buddy.
12:37
12:37 And what's been fun for 250
12:40
12:40 years apparently is America's birthday.
12:43
12:43 We missed it last week. Uh, because just
12:47
12:47 like the previous episode, uh, we are
12:48
12:48 not date guys. You know, we we are not
12:51
12:51 good with dates and we forget things
12:53
12:53 real easy. So, happy birthday to
12:56
12:56 America. Like Joshua said in the middle
12:57
12:57 of or the beginning of this episode,
12:59
12:59 hopefully you guys had a great and safe
13:01
13:01 Fourth of July and uh hopefully you guys
13:04
13:04 had fun, right? But this topic is mainly
13:06
13:06 going to be about Joshua.
13:08
13:08 >> 250 years, dude.
13:11
13:11 >> 250 years is a very long time in the
13:14
13:14 term of a human life cycle, right?
13:17
13:17 >> Yeah. Yes, I would agree with that. Yes.
13:20
13:20 >> Yes. Yeah. That's it's very agreeable
13:21
13:21 statement.
13:22
13:22 >> My question for you is where do you
13:26
13:26 think we are going to be humans in 250
13:31
13:31 years?
13:33
13:33 >> That's my question.
13:34
13:34 >> 250 years.
13:35
13:35 >> Mhm.
13:35
13:35 >> Like from today now.
13:37
13:37 >> From today, from this very moment, 250
13:40
13:40 years in the future.
13:41
13:41 >> Uh I I almost feel like we're going to
13:43
13:43 be back where we started.
13:45
13:45 >> Caveman.
13:46
13:46 >> Yeah. I feel like I feel like uh unless
13:49
13:49 some some
13:51
13:51 >> massive thing massive uh change happens
13:55
13:55 to the human like how we just like to
13:57
13:57 fight with each other and just the the
13:59
13:59 um the idea of war is more exciting and
14:03
14:03 more enticing than just getting along
14:05
14:05 with your neighbor. I think we blew
14:06
14:06 ourselves up by in 250 years and we just
14:09
14:09 all forget this ever happened and you
14:11
14:11 know we're back to typewriters and
14:12
14:12 pencils and pens and you know um as much
14:16
14:16 as I believe in the future and having a
14:18
14:18 good time um I don't have kids yet so if
14:20
14:20 you do
14:22
14:22 um wish them a good next 250 years
14:24
14:24 because it's going to be it's going to
14:26
14:26 be different for them. Tell you that
14:27
14:27 right now. Um, but I don't know, man.
14:30
14:30 Maybe maybe maybe
14:33
14:33 science and technology will lean into us
14:36
14:36 getting better or AI will consider us a
14:38
14:38 threat and uh will destroy us. It's it's
14:42
14:42 uh anyone's guess. Anyone's guess. I I
14:45
14:45 really I really don't know what I like
14:48
14:48 to know. Sure. But whatever, man. I'm
14:52
14:52 going to be dead. So,
14:53
14:53 >> yeah, for sure.
14:54
14:54 >> Doesn't matter. Um, do you think that
14:57
14:57 you've learned from your grandparents
15:00
15:00 and your parents to make the world a
15:02
15:02 little bit better?
15:04
15:04 >> Yeah. Well, I I'd surely like to think I
15:06
15:06 walked through life trying to make not
15:07
15:07 just my life better, but the people I
15:09
15:09 come in contact with. You know, I don't
15:11
15:11 think I've ever been the type of person
15:12
15:12 that enjoyed somebody failing. Even if I
15:16
15:16 I've never had really many enemies in my
15:18
15:18 life and and I don't intend to ever have
15:20
15:20 those. But even if I just, you know,
15:23
15:23 maybe don't always trust you or maybe
15:25
15:25 see eye to eye with you. I don't think
15:27
15:27 I'd ever want you to fail in life, you
15:29
15:29 know, cuz failure breeds more failure.
15:32
15:32 And I'm sure you have circles. So what
15:33
15:33 you do is you create a a circle or
15:35
15:35 community of failures even if me and you
15:38
15:38 don't connect. So
15:40
15:40 yeah, I I just I I don't know. I I don't
15:42
15:42 want to see anybody fail. So I I'm
15:45
15:45 always been a positive person and I
15:47
15:47 think I would it will continue that way
15:48
15:48 unless I have some massive head injury
15:50
15:50 for the second time in my life and I had
15:52
15:52 to see everybody as a threat and uh I
15:55
15:55 want to disconnect from everybody but
15:56
15:56 right now I I enjoy people. I enjoy
15:59
15:59 contact. I enjoy community. So bring it
16:01
16:01 on.
16:02
16:02 >> Okay. Um so to summarize you feel like
16:06
16:06 you have learned from your grandparents
16:08
16:08 and your parents to make the world a
16:09
16:09 little bit better. Correct.
16:11
16:11 >> Correct. Yeah. The way I walk through
16:13
16:13 life. Yeah. Sure. Sure.
16:14
16:14 >> All right. So now the reason I say that
16:16
16:16 is because you don't think 250 years of
16:20
16:20 people learning from their elders to do
16:22
16:22 what is right and not what is wrong is
16:25
16:25 actually going to help
16:27
16:27 the world go further. You just think
16:30
16:30 that none of that matters? No, it's not
16:32
16:32 that I don't think it matters. I just
16:34
16:34 don't think there's enough people with
16:36
16:36 positive with positive direction. I
16:38
16:38 think we're we're motivated by money and
16:40
16:40 success and things that aren't going to
16:42
16:42 matter in 200 m matter in like 40 years
16:45
16:45 depending on how old you are. Like
16:48
16:48 most people are driven by material
16:50
16:50 objects, not by emotional
16:53
16:53 uh uh uh gain or not emotional gain.
16:56
16:56 What am I trying to say? Like uh like
16:58
16:58 growth, you know. I think most most
17:00
17:00 people lean into to things that don't
17:03
17:03 matter. You know, we stress out on
17:05
17:05 things. We we create false reality out
17:07
17:07 of our own mixed emotions on things. And
17:09
17:09 it's sad cuz it's self-destructing.
17:12
17:12 People get more wrinkly. People get more
17:14
17:14 gray. People have high blood pressure
17:16
17:16 because they think things that aren't
17:18
17:18 even true and have never been true. So I
17:20
17:20 I think there's more thoughts like that
17:22
17:22 out there. There's more thought bubbles
17:24
17:24 like that above people's head than I
17:26
17:26 think positivity. And it's just it's and
17:28
17:28 and I'm not saying this because I don't
17:31
17:31 have life experience in that. I do have
17:32
17:32 life experience in that because
17:33
17:33 generally most people I talk to every
17:35
17:35 day have [ __ ] problems. And guess
17:37
17:37 what I do for work, literally for work,
17:39
17:39 I [ __ ] help people solve problems.
17:41
17:41 It's all I do all day. They come in
17:42
17:42 bummed and I help them out. And what do
17:44
17:44 I do? I that when I clock out for the
17:46
17:46 day, I'm not even get paid for this next
17:47
17:47 part is I [ __ ] help people when they
17:49
17:49 have a bad day. So what I'm saying is
17:52
17:52 there's not enough people because I deal
17:55
17:55 with all those people with problems all
17:57
17:57 [ __ ] day. There's more. So rarely
17:60
17:60 ever I run into somebody that makes me
18:01
18:01 go, Joshua, you're a [ __ ] you know,
18:03
18:03 that uplifts me. It happens, yes, you
18:06
18:06 know, but generally
18:09
18:09 people come to me for when they have
18:12
18:12 problems and I don't mind solving them
18:13
18:13 because I'm just that guy.
18:15
18:15 >> Do you think that your feeds and
18:17
18:17 algorithms play a part in you living in
18:20
18:20 an ecosystem that just shows you
18:22
18:22 perpetual negativity? Like, do you think
18:25
18:25 that is playing
18:26
18:26 >> no a role? Because if it did, I would be
18:28
18:28 negative. And I think that's the
18:30
18:30 problem. Most people
18:31
18:31 >> think you are negative though. I think
18:33
18:33 you just your entire statement was
18:35
18:35 completely negative.
18:37
18:37 >> Because you just said that you don't
18:38
18:38 have any faith in humanity moving
18:40
18:40 forward in a positive light because you
18:43
18:43 see it on a day-to-day basis. Your
18:45
18:45 terminology is people being negative
18:48
18:48 with problems. You you can't tell me
18:51
18:51 that you don't you don't
18:52
18:52 >> I think most people most people did I
18:56
18:56 did not say 100% of all people
18:60
18:60 >> most people I deal with hundreds of
19:02
19:02 people like you throughout the week
19:04
19:04 hundreds of people and maybe is a
19:07
19:07 majority
19:07
19:07 >> maybe out of the Okay exactly exactly
19:11
19:11 the negative majority a negative the the
19:14
19:14 most people you deal with are negative
19:16
19:16 >> that's that's an obvious um look at the
19:20
19:20 world. I mean that's just kind of how
19:21
19:21 most people because we technology
19:23
19:23 changing
19:28
19:28 when we when we turn we're not not
19:30
19:30 recording. Sean is
19:32
19:32 >> Nope.
19:33
19:33 >> Nope.
19:34
19:34 >> I'm not I'm not you know Sean. Yeah.
19:36
19:36 [ __ ] right, dude. Don't make me go
19:38
19:38 here.
19:39
19:39 >> I'm not lying.
19:40
19:40 >> You sip out of that cup cuz you know
19:41
19:41 exactly what I'm [ __ ] saying. I try
19:43
19:43 to motivate you all the [ __ ] time and
19:45
19:45 you're like, you know what? Why? Why
19:47
19:47 live longer? Why do it?
19:49
19:49 >> So don't tell me at all that I'm not the
19:51
19:51 more person exact. And you are the
19:53
19:53 majority. You are the [ __ ] person
19:55
19:55 that we're talking about.
19:56
19:56 >> I'm not talking about just me. I'm
19:58
19:58 talking about people in in general, not
20:01
20:01 just me. I'm negative. I know that I'm
20:03
20:03 negative.
20:03
20:03 >> Okay, there you go. So I have a
20:05
20:05 perspective. This is good. We're going
20:07
20:07 in the right direction.
20:08
20:08 >> The question that I'm I'm telling you,
20:12
20:12 >> the people the majority of people that's
20:15
20:15 who I'm talking about, not myself
20:16
20:16 personally. Okay? Right? That's the
20:18
20:18 question I asked you was the people,
20:20
20:20 right? And then I asked you about your
20:21
20:21 feed and if that gave you an altered
20:23
20:23 perspective of the people, right?
20:26
20:26 >> That's the that's the thing cuz I think
20:28
20:28 you are being very negative about 250
20:31
20:31 years in the future. I think 250 years
20:33
20:33 in the future, we're going to be clones
20:35
20:35 and we're going to still be doing this
20:37
20:37 >> in a positive way. We're going to be
20:39
20:39 influencing the nations with positivity
20:42
20:42 and nostalgia for for whatever this was.
20:45
20:45 Right. This is a brand new Sean. I think
20:47
20:47 you had a birthday just like the United
20:49
20:49 States did because you're feeling better
20:50
20:50 about this topic.
20:51
20:51 >> Well, I hope I did because nobody
20:53
20:53 celebrated their birthday. So, whatever.
20:58
20:58 >> All right. Yeah. No, I I you know what?
20:60
20:60 I think in the future emotions will just
21:02
21:02 be another one of like like uh people
21:06
21:06 we're going to work emotions out of
21:07
21:07 everything. A human emotion is kind of
21:10
21:10 one of those things that that either
21:12
21:12 shoots us to the moon or it just holds
21:14
21:14 us back. And I think currently, look at
21:16
21:16 all the war in the world. Look at all
21:17
21:17 the people that can't get food. Think
21:18
21:18 about all the people that can't get
21:19
21:19 medicine. Think about all the people
21:21
21:21 that are suffering everywhere because
21:23
21:23 the people who can do it don't do it
21:26
21:26 because they're not positively driven to
21:28
21:28 make society a better place.
21:30
21:30 >> Right?
21:31
21:31 >> This is the direction. And when there's
21:33
21:33 billions and trillions of dollars
21:34
21:34 steered towards getting us to another
21:37
21:37 planet instead of taking care of our
21:38
21:38 own,
21:40
21:40 >> I love technology, but guess what?
21:42
21:42 getting to the moon or getting to Mars
21:44
21:44 isn't going to put water in the the the
21:47
21:47 kid who's dying because they're
21:50
21:50 dehydrated. It's in some, you know,
21:51
21:51 country where they don't have fresh
21:52
21:52 water. Dude, it just it doesn't make
21:54
21:54 sense. So, are we going in 250 years?
21:56
21:56 Will it be better? Sure, it could be.
21:59
21:59 >> But that will require a major change in
22:03
22:03 the dynamics of everything right now.
22:07
22:07 every everything will have to change and
22:09
22:09 people aren't people will not change
22:11
22:11 fast enough for that to happen.
22:14
22:14 >> So yes, I would love to see a future
22:16
22:16 where we all succeed and and we're all
22:19
22:19 AIS and maybe nobody's having babies
22:21
22:21 anymore. Like what? Like sure, that'd be
22:22
22:22 a great future, but we live now and
22:25
22:25 right now is tough and there's more
22:27
22:27 division than ever. So talking about I
22:30
22:30 live in the now. Tomorrow, [ __ ] I love
22:31
22:31 to wake up and all the headlines read,
22:33
22:33 "Hey, everything's great." But you know
22:34
22:34 what? That's not the world we live in,
22:36
22:36 man.
22:37
22:37 >> Yeah.
22:37
22:37 >> It's not the rosy glasses that people
22:39
22:39 can just go buy at [ __ ] you know,
22:41
22:41 lens crafters and all of a sudden things
22:43
22:43 are better for them. Like, no, dude.
22:44
22:44 This is this is this is real. This I
22:46
22:46 mean, there's no podcast about this, you
22:49
22:49 know? There's there's too much going on
22:50
22:50 in the world. There's
22:52
22:52 >> I I don't Sorry. I don't I don't think
22:54
22:54 it's going to get better. Yeah.
22:56
22:56 >> Here, let me ask you this question. In
22:58
22:58 250 years, what is one thing if you
23:01
23:01 could make it like if you could, let's
23:02
23:02 just say hypothetically, you live that
23:04
23:04 long, right? What is the one thing that
23:06
23:06 you would like to see in the future
23:08
23:08 >> come true?
23:09
23:09 >> I I would like just better medicine. I
23:11
23:11 hate seeing people get sick. I don't
23:13
23:13 like people dying from things that
23:15
23:15 should be cured. People should not be
23:17
23:17 dying in other parts of the world from
23:18
23:18 the common cold. People shouldn't be
23:20
23:20 dying from diarrhea. People shouldn't be
23:22
23:22 dying because they can't get fresh
23:24
23:24 water. take a trillion dollars, put it
23:26
23:26 into medicine, save some [ __ ] lives,
23:27
23:27 because the people who are dying could
23:29
23:29 be people who also change the world, but
23:31
23:31 they don't get a chance to be around
23:32
23:32 because they're dead.
23:35
23:35 So, let's let's not wait 250 years. What
23:38
23:38 I'm saying, let's start fixing [ __ ] now.
23:39
23:39 And it's possible if we steer things
23:42
23:42 differently
23:43
23:43 >> medicine, I would love There you go.
23:46
23:46 Who's negative now? You are the person
23:47
23:47 we're talking about.
23:48
23:48 >> I think 250 years. I think that my
23:52
23:52 favorite thing to see when I make it
23:53
23:53 that far is my AI wife. That is what I
23:57
23:57 hope I can make it to see. She's going
23:59
23:59 to be beautiful. She's going to probably
24:01
24:01 look like Joshua to be honest with just
24:03
24:03 longer hair. And I can't wait for that.
24:05
24:05 It's going to make me happy.
24:06
24:06 >> My hat right now. Jesus. Got a little
24:08
24:08 curly coming out of my hat.
24:10
24:10 >> There you go, buddy. That is that was
24:12
24:12 the big 250, you know. I just, you know,
24:15
24:15 I wanted to get deep with it because you
24:16
24:16 didn't think that that topic was going
24:17
24:17 to get deep and it got deep. It got
24:19
24:19 deep. got emotional.
24:21
24:21 >> It did. We like emotion on this podcast.
24:23
24:23 We do.
24:24
24:24 >> Yeah, we do. Yeah, we do. Now, let's go
24:25
24:25 to something a little bit less emotional
24:27
24:27 if you're you and me.
24:29
24:29 >> Is it?
24:29
24:29 >> Is it less?
24:31
24:31 >> If you're you and I, it is a little
24:33
24:33 less.
24:34
24:34 >> This is what is in your World Cup,
24:36
24:36 Joshua. And this we we're giving the
24:39
24:39 weekly updates. You come here to sorry
24:40
24:40 for the delay for your World Cup news.
24:42
24:42 We know. We know. Um we're giving the
24:44
24:44 weekly update on two teams. Uh Joshua,
24:47
24:47 two teams have made it past the 32
24:50
24:50 round. They're going into the 16 game
24:53
24:53 round now. Uh now I'm talking about
24:55
24:55 >> the United States and Mexico, buddy. The
24:58
24:58 United States and Mexico for the record.
25:01
25:01 I did not expect the United States to
25:03
25:03 win. So that was a little bit of a
25:05
25:05 surprise. So congratulations to the
25:07
25:07 United States. Uh, but who I have the
25:09
25:09 most hope for right now is Mexico, who
25:12
25:12 have yet, knock on wood, to let an
25:16
25:16 opposing team score a goal, which seems
25:19
25:19 like an improbability and will probably
25:23
25:23 go on in history as probably one of the
25:25
25:25 greatest like soccer acts of the World
25:27
25:27 Cup. Um, but I just want to hear your
25:30
25:30 opinion, Joshua. Have you heard anything
25:31
25:31 on the World Cup? Are you following it
25:33
25:33 still? Have you just been getting
25:34
25:34 updates from our podcast? What do you
25:35
25:35 what do you what what do you what's
25:37
25:37 going on with you in that?
25:38
25:38 >> I mean, pretty much updates from our
25:39
25:39 podcast when we go back and listen to
25:40
25:40 them, which I don't get much information
25:42
25:42 from. So, this is why sports is such a
25:44
25:44 fun topic for us. Um cuz generally we
25:47
25:47 don't do stats on here, but um I did
25:51
25:51 learn from somebody at work that I I
25:53
25:53 think was it some like 80s something
25:55
25:55 years or so? Not 80, but like 50
25:56
25:56 something years since Mexico's even made
25:57
25:57 it to the finals.
25:59
25:59 >> It's been a long time. Like so there's
26:00
26:00 like this whole curse that that they're
26:02
26:02 saying that was happening for the team
26:04
26:04 and and that's nice to see when a curse
26:06
26:06 gets broken. It's it's similar
26:08
26:08 >> um when when Boston won the World Series
26:12
26:12 uh that was pretty [ __ ] huge. I was
26:13
26:13 living in San Diego at the time and one
26:16
26:16 of my co-workers uh was a Boston fan.
26:18
26:18 I'm like how the hell did you become a
26:20
26:20 Boston fan? And then when they won he
26:21
26:21 just he went banan. He was going crazy.
26:23
26:23 He was so happy. I was like good for you
26:25
26:25 dude. Good for you.
26:27
26:27 >> Screaming.
26:28
26:28 >> Yeah. He he was he was pumped, man. And
26:30
26:30 and h so happy for the teams that break
26:32
26:32 the curse. Um I mean the Simpsons did
26:35
26:35 predict who was it Portugal. Was it
26:37
26:37 Portugal? Are they I don't know yet. Or
26:38
26:38 Mexico. Portugal and Mexico. I don't
26:40
26:40 know. Simpsons. Somebody can figure that
26:42
26:42 one out. Put it in the chat or whatever.
26:44
26:44 But um yeah, I think the Simpsons did
26:47
26:47 predict uh Mexico going to the the
26:50
26:50 final, the World Cup or whatever. Um
26:53
26:53 >> but I know a lot of people are hating on
26:54
26:54 some of the the the other teams. was
26:56
26:56 like Argent who's in it Argentina or um
26:58
26:58 >> Argentina
26:59
26:59 >> or some of the other teams that always
27:00
27:00 go that make it to the last games or
27:02
27:02 whatever.
27:02
27:02 >> Oh, gotcha. Gotcha. Like some of the
27:04
27:04 like the the finalists who make it every
27:06
27:06 year after year.
27:07
27:07 >> Yeah, they're like again a baseball
27:09
27:09 reference because I mainly watch
27:10
27:10 baseball, not soccer even though this is
27:12
27:12 like the highest quality soccer you can
27:13
27:13 watch. Like the Yankees, you know, are
27:15
27:15 like teams that would always go to the
27:17
27:17 World Series or um for the longest time
27:20
27:20 the Patriots in football. You know, they
27:23
27:23 went forever. You know, I'm a I'm a
27:25
27:25 Raiders fan and and uh we just hate to
27:28
27:28 see them go every single year. And now
27:31
27:31 Tom Brady's a part of the Raiders
27:32
27:32 organization, which is kind of funny. Uh
27:34
27:34 very ironic.
27:35
27:35 >> That's funny.
27:36
27:36 >> Uh and if we win, that would be that'd
27:39
27:39 be cool. Um Super Bowl at some point in
27:41
27:41 next 250 years would be nice. So maybe
27:44
27:44 I'll be alive. Um
27:46
27:46 >> so wait, so did you Sorry, question. Did
27:50
27:50 you see what Mexico did to the opposing
27:53
27:53 team uh hotel like at their hotel stay?
27:57
27:57 Did you see that?
27:57
27:57 >> Yeah, I did. I saw the pictures. They
27:58
27:58 they cleaned and they didn't they just
28:01
28:01 clean it out for themselves or am I
28:02
28:02 thinking
28:02
28:02 >> it was Japan, bro? No, you're different
28:05
28:05 countries now or whatever. It was Japan
28:06
28:06 who cleaned up after in the state.
28:08
28:08 >> Okay. So, what did Mexico do during the
28:10
28:10 during their uh their stay, the opposing
28:13
28:13 team stay in the hotel? Uh Mexican
28:15
28:15 citizens were outside and they were just
28:18
28:18 blaring car alarms. They were playing
28:20
28:20 music. They were keeping this team
28:22
28:22 awake, buddy. Like they they did not let
28:24
28:24 this team get a good night's rest. And
28:26
28:26 so people are kind of like dogging them
28:27
28:27 on that. Like they're saying, "Hey, you
28:29
28:29 guys [ __ ] cheated and blah blah blah
28:31
28:31 because kept this other team awake and
28:33
28:33 there's no like real like competition
28:35
28:35 and [ __ ] like that." I just want to say
28:37
28:37 for the record, I think if a city has
28:40
28:40 the will and courage to stay up all
28:43
28:43 night and keep the opposing team up, I
28:46
28:46 think that's advantage. I think that's
28:47
28:47 home field advantage right there, you
28:49
28:49 know. So, I'm all for it and I hope they
28:51
28:51 do it again because they're playing
28:52
28:52 again in Mexico City. So, we'll see what
28:54
28:54 happens.
28:55
28:55 >> Yeah. Did you see the way they partied
28:56
28:56 in Mexico City?
28:57
28:57 >> Yeah, dude. Holy [ __ ] Hard, dude.
28:60
28:60 >> Yeah. Talk about I don't even know how
29:01
29:01 many people were in those drone shots,
29:03
29:03 but it was pretty [ __ ] amazing to see
29:07
29:07 a country and a bunch of people come
29:08
29:08 together like that. That's That's
29:09
29:09 amazing. See, that is the kind of [ __ ]
29:11
29:11 I'm talking about. You know, you bring
29:14
29:14 all those people together
29:16
29:16 >> and [ __ ] it's great. You know, let's
29:18
29:18 celebrate. But what I don't understand,
29:20
29:20 here's what I don't understand because I
29:21
29:21 saw these videos, too, is people who
29:24
29:24 celebrate for the same team end up like
29:27
29:27 beating the [ __ ] out of each other after
29:29
29:29 they get all all drunk and they get all,
29:31
29:31 you know, emotions go from like, I'm so
29:33
29:33 happy to, dude, you stepped on my Air
29:36
29:36 Force Ones, you know, or [ __ ] creased
29:37
29:37 my shirt or did some [ __ ] And then
29:39
29:39 all of a sudden you're [ __ ] fighting
29:41
29:41 the same person that you were just
29:43
29:43 celebrating with. That kind of dynamic I
29:45
29:45 don't [ __ ] get.
29:47
29:47 >> Maybe you can explain it to me cuz I
29:48
29:48 I've gone to football games and seen
29:50
29:50 players who for the same team are are
29:52
29:52 fans of the same team beat each other
29:53
29:53 up. I don't [ __ ] understand that
29:54
29:54 [ __ ]
29:55
29:55 >> I think it's just that machismo, you
29:57
29:57 know, that male like testosterone like
30:01
30:01 like, "Oh, I'm a bigger monkey than you
30:03
30:03 are, bro." And I'm going to prove it by
30:05
30:05 smashing you against this stop sign. You
30:07
30:07 know, I think that's kind of what it
30:09
30:09 boils down to when you get to that
30:10
30:10 lizard brain, you know? So, I think
30:12
30:12 that's a lot of what it is. And maybe
30:13
30:13 it's just childhood abuse to be honest.
30:16
30:16 You know, I got a lot of internal demons
30:18
30:18 that they're fighting through and I
30:20
30:20 don't know, maybe that guy with the Air
30:21
30:21 Force Ones looks like that guy's
30:22
30:22 stepfather who beat the [ __ ] out of him
30:24
30:24 as a kid and now he's going to take out
30:26
30:26 some of revenge. You know, I think
30:27
30:27 >> but the problem what it is
30:30
30:30 >> is you go from liking and loving to
30:32
30:32 hating somebody. That's that's what I'm
30:35
30:35 getting at. You go from celebrating in
30:37
30:37 arms to all of a sudden you hate
30:39
30:39 somebody. That I just don't get the
30:40
30:40 shift sometimes
30:42
30:42 >> because it's easier to be negative,
30:43
30:43 buddy. It's easier to be negative than
30:45
30:45 it is to be positive. It's easier to put
30:48
30:48 on a frown than it is to put on a smile.
30:51
30:51 >> You know,
30:52
30:52 >> that's the that's the thing. And I think
30:54
30:54 that's what people see when they uh
30:56
30:56 start beating the [ __ ] out of someone
30:57
30:57 who roots for the same team. You know
30:59
30:59 >> what? They see the thing that they hate
31:01
31:01 the most.
31:02
31:02 >> Yeah. Themselves.
31:04
31:04 >> Themselves. They're looking into the
31:05
31:05 mirrors or just
31:06
31:06 >> looking into the mirror through your
31:07
31:07 eyes, dude. Looking in the mirror
31:09
31:09 through your eyes and they decide at
31:11
31:11 that then moment that uh you are not
31:13
31:13 worth the ground that you are walking on
31:15
31:15 >> and then they just pummel you to death
31:17
31:17 and then you go float on with the
31:18
31:18 fishes. So
31:21
31:21 >> anyways, there's your World Cup news for
31:23
31:23 the week everybody. Uh hopefully those
31:24
31:24 teams do good in their
31:25
31:25 >> Wait, did you say we think the US is
31:27
31:27 going to even make it to like the
31:28
31:28 finals?
31:29
31:29 >> God, dude. No, I think the US is done
31:31
31:31 after this. I think after this round, I
31:33
31:33 mean, you guys will know when this
31:34
31:34 episode comes out if the US made it past
31:36
31:36 the next round, but uh I think the US is
31:38
31:38 done. I think they're cooked. I think
31:39
31:39 they got lucky and uh you know, I I I
31:42
31:42 watched both games for the record and I
31:45
31:45 saw a very dominant Mexico team and I
31:48
31:48 saw a very lethargic United States team.
31:51
31:51 That's what I saw. But, you know,
31:53
31:53 opinions vary, right? I'm not a soccer
31:55
31:55 fan. I'm not a football fan. So, I just
31:57
31:57 watched it for entertainment. And that's
31:59
31:59 what I was entertained by was the Mexico
32:01
32:01 game, not so much the United States
32:02
32:02 game. So, I don't think the United
32:03
32:03 States is making it after this. Hey, I'm
32:06
32:06 either right or I'm wrong. You'll find
32:08
32:08 out.
32:09
32:09 >> I think you're I think you I think
32:10
32:10 you're right. I I want you to be wrong,
32:13
32:13 but just for the the drama, like how'd
32:15
32:15 they get there and must have cheated
32:17
32:17 kind of thing,
32:18
32:18 >> you know? Somebody bought bought him
32:21
32:21 >> into that. Oh, I see. I see.
32:22
32:22 >> W I see. Yeah.
32:24
32:24 >> So,
32:25
32:25 >> yeah, man.
32:25
32:25 >> Yeah, we'll see. You know what can't be
32:27
32:27 bought, Joshua?
32:29
32:29 What cannot be bought, Sean?
32:31
32:31 >> This new AI song, buddy. You gave us an
32:33
32:33 AI song to start the episode. Uh, you
32:35
32:35 said we have a second one here queued up
32:37
32:37 in the wings. Uh, what is this one,
32:39
32:39 buddy?
32:40
32:40 >> We do. Okay. So, this one is called
32:42
32:42 shores instead of chores. Last week,
32:45
32:45 Sean said to me, Joshua, that did not
32:47
32:47 feel like a summer song. It felt like a
32:50
32:50 power struggle and it kind of was
32:52
32:52 written that way, you know, but uh I you
32:55
32:55 know I enjoyed the last song just like
32:56
32:56 I'm going to enjoy this song and Sean's
32:59
32:59 feedback. So um you let me know Sean
33:02
33:02 this is a good one if this one is more
33:04
33:04 summary or this just went down the same
33:07
33:07 rabbit hole of emotion like I tend to
33:10
33:10 just thrive on.
33:12
33:12 >> Let me know. So chores ladies and
33:14
33:14 gentlemen instead of chores.
33:15
33:15 >> Chores instead of chores. I love that.
33:17
33:17 You go enjoy
33:30
33:30 Sunrise
33:31
33:31 hits the dirt before it ever hits me.
33:36
33:36 Boots on, shoveling, hand, breath
33:39
33:39 hanging in the cold. Morning freeze.
33:43
33:43 Never seen the ocean. Just caught a sec
33:46
33:46 when the radio waves.
33:49
33:49 Pitching hay and dreaming about a place
33:52
33:52 I ain't never seen.
33:56
33:56 Dusty roads taught me pride and grind,
33:59
33:59 but something in my chest. Kept pulling
34:01
34:01 like a tide. I'd p the sun kissed
34:04
34:04 beaches
34:05
34:05 with the dirt still in my lungs. Pretend
34:09
34:09 the wind was ocean air.
34:12
34:12 Let it carry me along. That dream kept
34:16
34:16 calling,
34:18
34:18 whispering, "There's more for me."
34:22
34:22 Son, there's a shorine out there waiting
34:25
34:25 for you to see.
34:28
34:28 I'm trading manure for Malibu boot
34:32
34:32 leather for boy short blue. No more hay
34:35
34:35 bells in the heat of dawn. I won't waste
34:39
34:39 crash. While the day rolls on out,
34:41
34:41 chasing tides instead of chores.
34:44
34:44 Bonfires burning down by the shores. And
34:48
34:48 endless summer calling out to me. A
34:51
34:51 country boy in love with the ocean
34:53
34:53 breeze.
34:55
34:55 One tank of gas and a whole built the
34:58
34:58 last guy. Telling me dry boy don't you
35:00
35:00 look back. Dust on my boots. Ocean
35:03
35:03 breeze in my mind. Feels like I'm
35:06
35:06 leaving the old me behind.
35:20
35:20 And when the shoreline finally came in
35:22
35:22 view, I felt the weight of every mile I
35:25
35:25 pushed through the dirt and grind. The
35:28
35:28 boy I used to be all falling off me as
35:32
35:32 the waves called out to me.
35:36
35:36 Now I'm trading manure for man boot
35:39
35:39 leather for B short blue. No more hay
35:43
35:43 bells in the heat of dawn. Just waves
35:46
35:46 crashing while the day rolls on
35:50
35:50 and huming louder
35:52
35:52 as the coastline opens wide.
35:55
35:55 Heartbeating
35:57
35:57 like the waves pulling me into the tide.
36:01
36:01 I'm trading maneuver for Malibu boot
36:05
36:05 leather ever for B short blue. No more
36:08
36:08 hay bells in the heat of dawn. I always
36:12
36:12 crashing while the day rolls on. I'm
36:15
36:15 chasing tides instead of chunk fires
36:18
36:18 burning down by the shores and endless
36:21
36:21 summer calling out to me. A country boy
36:25
36:25 in love with the ocean
36:28
36:28 breeze.
36:31
36:31 Yeah.
36:42
36:42 >> All right. There you go, everybody.
36:43
36:43 Chores instead of chores. Um, let me
36:46
36:46 start by saying this, buddy.
36:47
36:47 >> Okay.
36:48
36:48 >> I do not care for country music, to be
36:50
36:50 honest. I know you don't.
36:51
36:51 >> I I don't really care for it, but that
36:53
36:53 one, you know, those are bad. Those are
36:55
36:55 bad. You know, I I I think I think
36:60
36:60 country music sounds AI already. You
37:02
37:02 know, I feel like that is like the
37:03
37:03 easiest like if you if you just turn on
37:06
37:06 a country radio station, you will most I
37:09
37:09 I swear to God, you turn that [ __ ] on,
37:11
37:11 you will hear it and you will go, "Is
37:13
37:13 this AI?" Because it's all the same. It
37:16
37:16 all sounds AI. Uh and that one in
37:18
37:18 particular did sound AI, but I if you
37:21
37:21 put that in a lineup, I wouldn't I
37:23
37:23 wouldn't know. I wouldn't know. So, you
37:25
37:25 know, there's that. Uh, but did it
37:27
37:27 satisfy my beach summer craving? No,
37:30
37:30 buddy. It didn't. It didn't. It didn't.
37:31
37:31 Man, I'm thinking, see, I think you
37:33
37:33 don't understand what my my summer
37:35
37:35 craving is, you know? I I'm more of like
37:37
37:37 a cake by the ocean kind of guy, you
37:39
37:39 know? Uh, like a a pop anthem really.
37:42
37:42 Uh, something that like you put on
37:46
37:46 >> the beach and then the people start
37:48
37:48 doing like a dance party, right? That's
37:50
37:50 like my idea of a summer like a summer
37:53
37:53 banger, right? Not not the song we just
37:55
37:55 had where you're sitting in your truck
37:57
37:57 drinking your last coror's light
37:58
37:58 wondering why she left you. Uh, you
38:01
38:01 know, like that's not it's not my vibe,
38:03
38:03 you know, it's not my summer vibe,
38:05
38:05 right? So,
38:06
38:06 >> so maybe I I didn't I didn't draw out
38:08
38:08 the the imagery right there, but
38:11
38:11 basically it was supposed to be like
38:13
38:13 >> somebody, you know, who's used to just
38:15
38:15 kicking dirt, swallowing [ __ ] and the
38:18
38:18 summer took him to the ocean, and that's
38:20
38:20 exactly where he wanted to be and needed
38:22
38:22 to be, and he never looked back. So, the
38:25
38:25 summer is charged him
38:28
38:28 >> to get him there, to leave the old
38:30
38:30 country life behind. So to leave the old
38:31
38:31 life behind, to leave the dust behind
38:33
38:33 and get to the shoreline, watch the
38:36
38:36 sunset and be where you want to be is is
38:38
38:38 kind of like getting to the summer, you
38:40
38:40 know?
38:41
38:41 >> You know, that your concept for that
38:43
38:43 song makes hell of a lot of sense.
38:45
38:45 >> Okay.
38:45
38:45 >> But I feel like the execution could have
38:47
38:47 been better because imagine this, buddy.
38:48
38:48 Imagine this. Imagine you're you're
38:50
38:50 going into this this country song,
38:52
38:52 right? And then halfway in between the
38:53
38:53 country song, it just switches dynamics
38:55
38:55 and then he finds himself in a rap
38:58
38:58 battle on the beach, you know? And then
38:60
39:00 I then we're getting that summer vibe,
39:02
39:02 right? Maybe he's going at it with some
39:03
39:03 guy against the water, right? And
39:05
39:05 they're just tumbling and rolling in the
39:07
39:07 sand and then they end up in the ocean
39:08
39:08 and create this amazing thing called a
39:11
39:11 merman, you know? Just spitballing.
39:14
39:14 Spitballing.
39:14
39:14 >> All right.
39:15
39:15 >> No, I mean that makes sense. I mean, I
39:17
39:17 could I I'll do my best to draw it up
39:18
39:18 differently again, you know, but like I
39:20
39:20 said, I I spent a lot of time on the
39:22
39:22 song we played earlier. Not a lot of
39:24
39:24 time, but I
39:24
39:24 >> So that's where your effort went.
39:26
39:26 >> I I had more fun. Let's just put it this
39:28
39:28 way. I love all this [ __ ] creatively,
39:30
39:30 but I, you know, I [ __ ] love the
39:32
39:32 first song we did. This one, I'm not a
39:36
39:36 country guy myself. I'm I'm like you.
39:38
39:38 So, it's a genre I'm exploring,
39:40
39:40 >> right? Getting out of my comfort zone.
39:42
39:42 >> Um, so I will continue to explore this
39:45
39:45 musically
39:46
39:46 >> and not all of them will win. How many
39:48
39:48 CDs has anyone ever boughten and loved
39:51
39:51 every track? It's very rare,
39:53
39:53 >> you know, like the what, the Chronic
39:55
39:55 2000, you know, when when Dre dropped
39:56
39:56 that one, like almost every song on that
39:59
39:59 >> CD was great. Some of the Eminem albums
40:02
40:02 that came out, like there's very few
40:05
40:05 that people dropped at every song. So,
40:08
40:08 I'm in the same boat. And I haven't been
40:10
40:10 around that long. I mean, we barely just
40:11
40:11 started doing this,
40:12
40:12 >> you know, this year, the be, you know,
40:14
40:14 towards the end of last year. So, uh, I
40:16
40:16 got time.
40:18
40:18 >> All right.
40:19
40:19 >> To get better would be great. Yeah, you
40:21
40:21 will. One day you will be.
40:23
40:23 >> Uh, let's move on to where I've been,
40:25
40:25 where should I go? Just like that guy in
40:27
40:27 that song. Uh, you going from the
40:29
40:29 country to the beach or where are we
40:30
40:30 going? What's this, buddy?
40:31
40:31 >> No. So, okay. So, man, it's summer time,
40:33
40:33 right? We're in July. July 7th. And you
40:35
40:35 know what's kind of funny is it's the
40:37
40:37 seventh month and the seventh day,
40:39
40:39 believe it or not.
40:41
40:41 >> And you know what's also kind of funny?
40:43
40:43 We have 178 days left in the year also.
40:47
40:47 So, there we got some we got some sevens
40:49
40:49 happening. triple sevens and the digits.
40:52
40:52 Yeah, there's a there's a lot of sevens
40:53
40:53 going on. So, if you believe in
40:56
40:56 sevens and lucky numbers, maybe this is
40:57
40:57 the time. Um, but no, the reason I want
40:59
40:59 to bring this up is because most people
41:02
41:02 travel during the summer. I don't know
41:03
41:03 how many people travel during the winter
41:05
41:05 time. I mean, I know there's Christmas,
41:07
41:07 I know there's Thanksgiving, fall,
41:08
41:08 whatever. D, you know, most people get
41:10
41:10 away during this time of the year. So,
41:13
41:13 in saying that, like I started going
41:16
41:16 through some pictures and I didn't have
41:17
41:17 time to bring them all up because I
41:19
41:19 wanted to do a little bit of a slideshow
41:20
41:20 saying like where I've gone and what
41:22
41:22 I've done. And um I started to go
41:25
41:25 through the pictures and I realized I've
41:26
41:26 done a lot of fun [ __ ] with a lot of
41:29
41:29 cool people.
41:30
41:30 >> Um which I know it sounded negative
41:32
41:32 earlier like where are you going to be
41:33
41:33 in 250 years? You're going to be all
41:35
41:35 dead. Well, I mean being dead is true
41:38
41:38 >> but effects. Yeah. having explored and
41:40
41:40 and you know I've been to places like
41:42
41:42 Bryce Canyon, Arches, Zion. Um I went to
41:46
41:46 got to go up to the snow recently. Um
41:49
41:49 the beginning of what this year uh uh
41:51
41:51 Truckucky or what I've been to a lot of
41:52
41:52 different places. Sure. I haven't been
41:54
41:54 around the world. I think I've been the
41:55
41:55 furthest I've gone maybe is like Mexico,
41:57
41:57 you know, like
41:58
41:58 >> Yeah.
41:59
41:59 >> You know, um no, Hawaii. I went to
42:01
42:01 Hawaii. I went to Maui. Um, so I've been
42:04
42:04 a lot of different places, but I'm not
42:06
42:06 I'm trying to I'm I'm exploring the idea
42:08
42:08 of where I should go now. Like what's
42:12
42:12 worth it?
42:13
42:13 >> Time um spiritually, emotion, like where
42:17
42:17 is a good place to go? And so I'm
42:19
42:19 curious, Sean, have you ever been
42:22
42:22 outside of this country or have you
42:25
42:25 stayed on this rock that we call the
42:28
42:28 United States? Have you have you gone?
42:30
42:30 >> Oh, yeah. No, I've been I've been
42:32
42:32 outside the country. Uh I've been to
42:34
42:34 Mexico for sure. I mean, that's kind of
42:36
42:36 like the staple when you're, you know,
42:38
42:38 Hispanic, so been to Mexico. Uh I've
42:41
42:41 also been to Canada, so I've been
42:43
42:43 outside of the US northwise and south.
42:46
42:46 So, yeah, I've been out of this country.
42:49
42:49 Um but I I don't know, buddy. I I had a
42:54
42:54 question in mind for you after you said
42:56
42:56 that. So, it was, are you thinking about
42:59
42:59 doing something that you've like, sorry,
43:02
43:02 going somewhere that you've already been
43:03
43:03 to or are you trying to get out of your
43:06
43:06 state? You're trying to go some like
43:08
43:08 actual place different?
43:10
43:10 >> No, I'm I'm trying to like get on a
43:12
43:12 plane and go somewhere completely
43:14
43:14 different. I'm talking about
43:15
43:15 >> completely different. Now, I have
43:17
43:17 options. Um I don't know if I should
43:20
43:20 spoil it now. I'm just going to I think
43:21
43:21 I'll just wait. um because we have some
43:24
43:24 friends that are from dist or grew up in
43:26
43:26 very distant places and um it would be
43:30
43:30 [ __ ] awesome to to travel to a
43:32
43:32 different part of the world and
43:33
43:33 experience
43:34
43:34 >> different cultures and do different
43:35
43:35 things. So I'm I'm not going to spoil it
43:37
43:37 yet. Um, but I'm I'm just wondering if
43:41
43:41 sometimes it's worth it just to get away
43:43
43:43 from state side
43:45
43:45 >> and just go somewhere different because
43:48
43:48 I think we could be in an echo chamber.
43:50
43:50 Even if you go to say Texas or North
43:52
43:52 Carolina or South Dakota, I think we're
43:54
43:54 still in this bubble of the US, this
43:57
43:57 echo chamber. And if you go somewhere
43:59
43:59 completely different, you get to talk to
44:01
44:01 people who now are looking from the
44:03
44:03 other side of the, you know, world
44:04
44:04 basically going like,
44:05
44:05 >> "Hey man, you're from the United States.
44:07
44:07 what the [ __ ] is going on? And then you
44:09
44:09 find out what people are really like
44:10
44:10 instead of living here. Um, again, I
44:13
44:13 love this country. I'm not saying I
44:14
44:14 don't. I'm just saying get the outside
44:16
44:16 perspective of somebody who has not
44:18
44:18 lived here their whole life and go
44:20
44:20 somewhere different, experience a
44:21
44:21 totally different culture. Um, and who
44:24
44:24 knows, maybe end up living somewhere
44:25
44:25 completely different because you find
44:27
44:27 that is a way better rock to live on
44:29
44:29 than than this one. You know, depending
44:31
44:31 on your lifestyle, what you want to do
44:32
44:32 in life, you know, your future goals,
44:35
44:35 how you want to learn and grow. You
44:36
44:36 might even um you might even find a love
44:38
44:38 for ranch outside of the United States.
44:40
44:40 Oh my god.
44:41
44:41 >> He's going back to the FIFA.
44:43
44:43 >> He's going back to the United States.
44:45
44:45 Yeah, cuz it reminds me of that. Like
44:46
44:46 you could find your next ranch, Joshua.
44:48
44:48 Like what if you what if all of the
44:50
44:50 sudden you love like I don't know what's
44:53
44:53 the [ __ ] Marmite, you know? What if you
44:55
44:55 love Marmite, you know? Like what if
44:57
44:57 that's your next big thing, right?
44:58
44:58 >> Or maybe maybe you like Jaffa cakes.
45:01
45:01 Like who knows, dude? like you you you
45:03
45:03 won't know until you go out there and
45:05
45:05 try it, you know? I'm not going to be
45:07
45:07 there. I'm not going to be there cuz I'm
45:08
45:08 going to sit here on my couch because
45:09
45:09 [ __ ] that noise. Uh I ain't going to go
45:12
45:12 out into the world. Uh I'm going to stay
45:14
45:14 right here and sit down on my couch,
45:16
45:16 watch a little bit of that YouTube.
45:17
45:17 Maybe I'll YouTube wherever the [ __ ] it
45:19
45:19 is you're going and then uh you know,
45:21
45:21 I'll see if I can find some aliens,
45:23
45:23 right? Who knows? I mean, I think I
45:25
45:25 think it's cool to just couch surf, you
45:27
45:27 know, be a couch quarterback and and
45:29
45:29 learn about everything from a screen
45:30
45:30 instead of
45:31
45:31 >> get dirt between your fingers and and
45:33
45:33 smell the rawness of the earth or why
45:36
45:36 would I swim with the fishes?
45:38
45:38 >> I mean, again, why why would you? You
45:39
45:39 can't even swim.
45:40
45:40 >> Exactly. Exactly.
45:41
45:41 >> You barely can even walk. So, just being
45:44
45:44 mobile is not Joshua, you go overseas,
45:47
45:47 right? All you're gonna get from that is
45:49
45:49 one, a whole lot of debt. Two, the
45:52
45:52 stress of having to travel.
45:55
45:55 >> Granted, you're going to have like three
45:57
45:57 days where you're going to feel like,
45:58
45:58 "Oh my god, this is the most amazing
45:59
45:59 thing in my [ __ ] life."
46:00
46:00 >> You're proving that you're negative,
46:01
46:01 right? Three days of you're going to
46:04
46:04 feel like, "Hang on, I'm not done. I'm
46:05
46:05 not done." Three days of you're going to
46:07
46:07 feel like, "Oh my god, this is the best
46:08
46:08 thing I've ever done in my [ __ ] life.
46:09
46:09 Like, why didn't I do this sooner?"
46:10
46:10 Right? And then on the plane ride home,
46:12
46:12 it's going to hit you that
46:15
46:15 >> you're [ ] you're [ ] because now
46:17
46:17 you've had that you've had that
46:18
46:18 emotional attachment to this next place
46:20
46:20 and you can't ever have it again because
46:22
46:22 the next time you go back there it's not
46:24
46:24 going to be the same as the first time.
46:26
46:26 So like why would I want to put myself
46:28
46:28 through something like that when I could
46:30
46:30 just have the positivity and joy
46:32
46:32 >> of doing it on my couch? I'm just saying
46:35
46:35 that's that's not me being negative.
46:37
46:37 That's me telling you exactly what's
46:39
46:39 going to happen and you're just going to
46:41
46:41 have to live with that emotional
46:43
46:43 happiness and never get that emotional
46:45
46:45 happiness again. It's like it's like
46:47
46:47 when the drug dealer gives you a little
46:49
46:49 bit of hit, right? Gives you that first
46:51
46:51 hit for free, right? That's you going
46:52
46:52 overseas spending a good time, right?
46:54
46:54 And you come back and they're like,
46:56
46:56 "Hey, you want to do it again?" And then
46:58
46:58 the high is never the same, buddy. The
46:59
46:59 high is never the same. So why even put
47:02
47:02 yourself through it? And you want to go,
47:03
47:03 "Oh, it's because, you know, it's for
47:06
47:06 fun, right? Or it's because I want that
47:09
47:09 experience, right?" Who cares? Who
47:12
47:12 cares, dude? In 250 years, you're going
47:13
47:13 to be a [ __ ] gravestone. Doesn't
47:15
47:15 matter.
47:15
47:15 >> You know, you know, I'm glad you are not
47:18
47:18 my internal monologue. I'm going to say
47:19
47:19 that right now.
47:22
47:22 >> Yeah, me too.
47:23
47:23 >> I'm I'm glad you are not the voice in my
47:26
47:26 head because if you were, I I probably
47:28
47:28 would be dead already, to be honest with
47:30
47:30 you. I would I would
47:36
47:36 I would I wouldn't go anywhere. I would
47:38
47:38 be just as round as R2-D2. I'd be like
47:42
47:42 I'd be wobbling around not doing [ __ ]
47:45
47:45 I'm so glad
47:47
47:47 that
47:48
47:48 >> whoever's my programmer didn't pick you
47:51
47:51 as my CPU GPU [ __ ] controller update.
47:56
47:56 I'm glad.
47:56
47:56 >> Listen, all I speak is facts and that's
47:58
47:58 what I'm just giving you, buddy. You can
47:59
47:59 take the facts how you will. You know,
48:01
48:01 >> just because they're true doesn't mean
48:03
48:03 they're wrong. So, just putting that out
48:05
48:05 there into the world.
48:06
48:06 >> All right. Well, I just want to say one
48:07
48:07 more thing because I did go on a 10-day
48:10
48:10 road trip with two of our our really
48:11
48:11 good friends. You know them as well.
48:13
48:13 >> Sean gave me [ __ ] about this trip. He's
48:15
48:15 like, "You're going to hate it." Like,
48:16
48:16 he's saying right now. Sean said,
48:17
48:17 "You're going to hate it. You're not
48:18
48:18 going to shower for a few days. You're
48:20
48:20 going to sleep outside. It's I forget
48:22
48:22 the episode, but there is an episode
48:24
48:24 where I did show off a bunch of pictures
48:26
48:26 about that." Um,
48:27
48:27 >> that's a great episode, by the I'll have
48:28
48:28 me a link it. Yeah,
48:30
48:30 >> I loved every minute of not because of
48:33
48:33 the way it smelled cuz I didn't shower
48:35
48:35 for a few days, but I loved every waking
48:37
48:37 moment with the sunset, without car
48:39
48:39 horns, without hearing my neighbors yell
48:40
48:40 at their kids, without dogs barking
48:42
48:42 through the fence. Everything about that
48:44
48:44 experience was good. Um, but maybe
48:48
48:48 that's just what a spiritual person like
48:49
48:49 me needs. And somebody like you who
48:51
48:51 wants to be plugged in and have an AI
48:53
48:53 girlfriend, you need the couch. Without
48:56
48:56 the couch, you're miserable.
48:58
48:58 >> Without the screen, you're miserable.
49:01
49:01 >> We are two different people, Joshua. And
49:03
49:03 this is exactly why this works because
49:05
49:05 your opinion is wrong. Mine is correct.
49:07
49:07 >> But that doesn't matter. It's fine. It's
49:09
49:09 fine. It's okay.
49:11
49:11 >> Also, you know, for the nice, let me say
49:14
49:14 what's nice first. I want everybody
49:16
49:16 who's listening now, cuz we got a few
49:18
49:18 new subscribers. I want you to go in and
49:20
49:20 take the who would you want to be your
49:22
49:22 superhero or hero uh survey. still
49:25
49:25 going.
49:26
49:26 >> And uh after this episode, if you're new
49:28
49:28 to the channel, go vote cuz apparently
49:31
49:31 I'm in the winning for the and Sean
49:34
49:34 definitely would not be the person. So,
49:36
49:36 I'm just wondering if this will still
49:37
49:37 hold water. If not, hey, I still respect
49:41
49:41 your guys's answers
49:43
49:43 >> at the end of the day.
49:46
49:46 >> Who's going to sit in a car with you
49:47
49:47 longer and have a good [ __ ] time? And
49:49
49:49 who's going to hate it and probably
49:51
49:51 smell like ass the entire time? It's not
49:53
49:53 going to be this guy. What the [ __ ] I
49:55
49:55 ain't going to smell like ass. [ __ ] you.
49:57
49:57 I'm going to smell delicious. You're the
49:59
49:59 one not taking showers on your [ __ ]
50:01
50:01 10day road trips. All right. I don't
50:02
50:02 want to [ __ ] hear it.
50:03
50:03 >> When everybody smells the same, it
50:05
50:05 doesn't matter. So,
50:07
50:07 >> yeah, for sure. [ __ ] that. Also, for the
50:10
50:10 record, my statement was going to be
50:12
50:12 was, "Hey, I want you to go do it again,
50:14
50:14 and you go try to find more joy in that
50:16
50:16 shit." All right? You do the exact same
50:18
50:18 road trip and you try to find the exact
50:19
50:19 same joy that you just had on that road
50:21
50:21 trip previously cuz you were not going
50:23
50:23 to find it. Not going to find it.
50:25
50:25 >> I'll have a better time. Let me talk
50:26
50:26 about the two the two people. It depends
50:28
50:28 on who you go with. The friends that we
50:29
50:29 went with was a good [ __ ] time. So,
50:31
50:31 it depends on who you go with. You go
50:32
50:32 with somebody who's miserable all the
50:33
50:33 time. It's going to be f it's going to
50:35
50:35 suck, dude. So,
50:36
50:36 >> choose your [ __ ] your friend, your
50:38
50:38 travel buddy wisely or go by yourself.
50:41
50:41 >> Facts.
50:42
50:42 >> You know what else we can choose, buddy?
50:44
50:44 Let's choose some animals, objects, or
50:46
50:46 numbers. Let's [ ] end this [ ] on
50:48
50:48 a very positive note this episode.
50:50
50:50 >> All right.
50:52
50:52 >> Okay. Um, this is the animal are
50:54
50:54 objects, animals, or numbers. I, you
50:57
50:57 know, this this is fed straight to Sean
50:59
50:59 because I'm the one asking the
51:01
51:01 questions. So, Sean has the
51:04
51:04 responsibility of picking the object,
51:08
51:08 the animals, or the numbers. Sean, which
51:10
51:10 one would you like to go with first? Uh,
51:12
51:12 let's do animals first. No, actually,
51:14
51:14 no. I changed my mind. No, I want to do
51:16
51:16 numbers first because numbers is always
51:18
51:18 the most boring one. So, let's do
51:20
51:20 numbers first.
51:21
51:21 >> Hit it with a number. All right, Sean.
51:22
51:22 Hopefully, this isn't a repeat. If it
51:24
51:24 is, who's going to know because this is
51:25
51:25 a episode 141. You have to go so far
51:28
51:28 back to find it. All right, Sean. Here
51:30
51:30 you go. How many novels have you read
51:33
51:33 cover to cover in the last year?
51:38
51:38 >> None. I have not read any novels at all.
51:43
51:43 Here's the caveat. I have listened to
51:47
51:47 by the time this comes out, it'll be six
51:49
51:49 audio books that I've listened to this
51:51
51:51 year. So, there's the thing. Have I
51:54
51:54 read? No. But have I gone through
51:56
51:56 literature and books? Yes. So, there's
51:59
51:59 that.
52:00
52:00 >> Okay. Good. Good. All right. That's
52:02
52:02 that's an a cover to cover novel for
52:04
52:04 myself.
52:06
52:06 Maybe I should make that like a
52:08
52:08 challenge because I I have not read
52:10
52:10 >> one book.
52:10
52:10 >> I just I just have a problem with
52:12
52:12 attention span, dude. Like I just words
52:14
52:14 on a page if you've been listening long
52:16
52:16 enough. They're just very difficult for
52:17
52:17 me. So if I could find some focus magic.
52:20
52:20 >> Why not do an uh why not do an audio
52:22
52:22 book then?
52:22
52:22 >> No, but that's read you you have to read
52:25
52:25 it, right? It's that's the fine print
52:27
52:27 there. Sure. Sure. I I listen to
52:28
52:28 podcasts all the time, you know, that
52:30
52:30 are over two hours long, you know, are
52:31
52:31 our certain things or documentaries or
52:33
52:33 something like if you watch a
52:34
52:34 documentary that's kind of like a book
52:35
52:35 in a way, you know, you're getting
52:36
52:36 history and facts and
52:38
52:38 >> wait, you know,
52:38
52:38 >> what if you what if you listen to an
52:40
52:40 audio book, but you had it like display
52:42
52:42 the captions as it's going. Does that
52:44
52:44 still count as readings?
52:46
52:46 >> So, here's the thing. I've been told to
52:47
52:47 do this and I have not tried it.
52:50
52:50 >> So, for everybody who suggested that,
52:52
52:52 thank you. Now, I just need to take the
52:54
52:54 medicine you're trying to provide to me.
52:56
52:56 Um, and at some point I will cuz I
52:59
52:59 appreciate it. I just need to uh do it.
53:01
53:01 So one day
53:02
53:02 >> I will do I promise I will do it. I will
53:05
53:05 do that.
53:06
53:06 >> You will. He does promise.
53:07
53:07 >> All right. Since you pick numbers, you
53:08
53:08 got two more options. Sean, you got to
53:10
53:10 give it,
53:10
53:10 >> buddy. People what they want.
53:11
53:11 >> Just like to just like the foreign
53:13
53:13 things I like to shove up my anus during
53:15
53:15 this time. Uh, give me an object, buddy.
53:18
53:18 >> An object. Okay, here we go.
53:20
53:20 >> Sean has picked objects. Here is your
53:23
53:23 object question, Sean. Name an object
53:27
53:27 that you hate walking into, tripping
53:30
53:30 over, or stepping on.
53:33
53:33 >> Oh, this is a repeat one. We just had
53:35
53:35 this one.
53:36
53:36 >> Well, not just
53:37
53:37 >> You literally had this one like three
53:39
53:39 weeks ago.
53:39
53:39 >> Okay, good. I'm glad you have a good
53:40
53:40 memory cuz I don't. And now if it's the
53:42
53:42 same thing, we'll know how good your
53:43
53:43 memory is. If it's a different thing,
53:45
53:45 then you [ __ ] don't even remember
53:46
53:46 your own answer.
53:47
53:47 >> I can't remember what the question was
53:49
53:49 again. What's the first one? Just give
53:50
53:50 me the first one. Holy [ __ ] All right,
53:53
53:53 Sean. Name an object that you hate
53:56
53:56 walking into, tripping over, or stepping
53:58
53:58 on. I remember this now. Yeah, it is a
54:00
54:00 question. I already already know what my
54:01
54:01 answer is going to be because it's the
54:02
54:02 same [ __ ] thing. It's a lot
54:04
54:04 >> shoes. Mine was shoes. I remember
54:06
54:06 >> shoes.
54:07
54:07 >> Yeah, mine was shoes. Mhm.
54:09
54:09 >> Okay. All right. I thought you might say
54:10
54:10 like Legos or something. Everybody
54:12
54:12 [ __ ] hates
54:13
54:13 >> You just This the exact same
54:14
54:14 conversation we had cuz you said Yeah. I
54:17
54:17 said shoes and then you were like I
54:19
54:19 thought you were gonna say Legos. [ __ ]
54:21
54:21 I think that's perfect bait. What?
54:24
54:24 >> This is perfect. I love it because I'm
54:25
54:25 gonna say exactly what I said last time
54:27
54:27 and I'm going to say [ ] because [ ]
54:29
54:29 is the word.
54:30
54:30 >> They're from the dogs. Yeah. And then I
54:33
54:33 asked you how your kitchen was.
54:35
54:35 >> Everybody, this is not This is how this
54:37
54:37 goes. This is an odd episode and we're
54:40
54:40 getting into the odd [ __ ] If you're
54:41
54:41 still here, thanks for hanging in there.
54:43
54:43 All right, we got one left.
54:44
54:44 >> Let's do it. Animal meet up, baby. All
54:47
54:47 right, here we go. Sean, you're being
54:49
54:49 reincarnated.
54:51
54:51 What animal do you come back as?
54:56
54:56 >> Why don't you laugh? Why don't you laugh
54:58
54:58 at you're being reincarnated?
55:01
55:01 What? You don't think I could be
55:03
55:03 reincarnated or what?
55:04
55:04 >> No, I was laughing mid reading there is
55:07
55:07 because I felt like I've read that with
55:08
55:08 you before.
55:10
55:10 >> I think you have I think what you need
55:12
55:12 to like set aside those [ __ ] cards
55:14
55:14 that you've already read. Like what the
55:16
55:16 [ __ ]
55:17
55:17 >> We're going to put this to bed. This
55:19
55:19 little segment we're going to put to get
55:20
55:20 to bed for a little bit. Okay. All
55:21
55:21 right. But you got to answer.
55:22
55:22 >> But to answer the question, I'm being
55:24
55:24 reincarnated. What animal I'm being
55:25
55:25 reincarnated into?
55:27
55:27 >> Uh I think I remember what I said last
55:29
55:29 time. So I'm going to say something
55:30
55:30 different this time. I'm going to go
55:33
55:33 >> I'm going to go with uh [ __ ] something
55:36
55:36 good. Something [ __ ] something like
55:38
55:38 that makes you like proud. Uh, I'm gonna
55:41
55:41 go with the elephant that Joshua is
55:43
55:43 using to make money off of the the
55:47
55:47 elephant that is the size of a house.
55:49
55:49 Uh, that is a call back to last week's
55:51
55:51 episode. I will be that elephant uh that
55:54
55:54 I that is being abused. So, there you
55:56
55:56 go. That's what I want to be, buddy.
55:58
55:58 >> Okay, perfect. Cuz I feel like I'm going
55:60
55:60 to pick something that doesn't sweat
56:01
56:01 because I feel glossy and I feel sweaty
56:03
56:03 right now. Um, the caffeine. But you
56:06
56:06 know what I also want to do? I also want
56:08
56:08 to be the animal or creature that will
56:11
56:11 be around 250 years from now.
56:14
56:14 >> So,
56:15
56:15 >> no, those things. No. Yeah, those things
56:17
56:17 don't live that long. I mean, they can
56:18
56:18 they can live through like a nuclear
56:19
56:19 blast and all that kind of [ __ ] But, um
56:22
56:22 I am going to go with
56:24
56:24 >> Can I go with the sea creature first of
56:26
56:26 all? That's still that's still
56:27
56:27 considered an animal, right? That falls
56:28
56:28 under the the sea creature. Okay. Okay.
56:30
56:30 I want to be a shark because sharks
56:33
56:33 don't have any natural predators and
56:35
56:35 they they have I think I saw this on
56:38
56:38 National Geographic on one of these
56:39
56:39 online things. Um sharks have they found
56:42
56:42 the shark that's over 800 years old.
56:44
56:44 >> So
56:46
56:46 >> yeah
56:48
56:48 shark
56:48
56:48 >> if I could be that shark. The second one
56:50
56:50 I was going to pick is one of those
56:51
56:51 tortoise you know that live forever.
56:53
56:53 Those things live like 200 something
56:54
56:54 years too. Uh, I'm picking two of the
56:56
56:56 animals because I just want to be around
56:60
56:60 to eventually be able to communicate to
57:01
57:01 Sean and just let him know 250 years
57:04
57:04 from now how the how it really is. So,
57:09
57:09 >> it turns out being a tortoise was the
57:10
57:10 worst choice I could ever make. They
57:12
57:12 just keep trying to [ __ ] me.
57:14
57:14 >> Or a shark. Yeah, I would probably be a
57:17
57:17 shark and say, "Yeah, no natural
57:18
57:18 predators. I'm just cruising the bottom
57:19
57:19 of the ocean having a good time. There's
57:21
57:21 enough ocean out there. I could be
57:22
57:22 around forever." Yeah, dude.
57:26
57:26 >> Cool. All right. Hey, let's land this
57:29
57:29 plane, as we say, on this beautiful
57:30
57:30 podcast. Uh before we do, buddy, hey,
57:33
57:33 thank you guys for listening. Thank you
57:34
57:34 for watching. We do really appreciate
57:35
57:35 it. We also have some new shirts on the
57:38
57:38 website. Sorry for the delay. Live uh
57:41
57:41 two one design, two variants, a sunrise
57:45
57:45 and a sunset. They are part of the
57:47
57:47 summer uh collection. Uh volume one on
57:50
57:50 this one. There will be a volume two
57:52
57:52 next year. Uh, but check them out.
57:55
57:55 Please and thank you. They're created by
57:58
57:58 me, uh, designed by me, all that fun
58:01
58:01 stuff. But I just ordered mine, Joshua.
58:04
58:04 So, they're coming in in about a week
58:05
58:05 from now. So, next time you see me, they
58:07
58:07 will probably be on my beautiful body.
58:09
58:09 So, I'm very excited for that. But hey,
58:11
58:11 sorry for the little laid out live.
58:12
58:12 Check out the merch. Uh, and now with
58:14
58:14 that being said, Joshua, let's do some
58:16
58:16 fun finds, some lucky numbers, a
58:18
58:18 misfortune, and then let's get the
58:20
58:20 people out of here on their way home to
58:23
58:23 or
58:24
58:24 >> from work, whatever.
58:25
58:25 >> You know, I I kind of feel like Sean,
58:27
58:27 this is fitting for this episode cuz you
58:28
58:28 made me, you know, I got a little hard
58:30
58:30 during this episode. And uh
58:34
58:34 with that said, uh I found this little
58:36
58:36 guy at Target, my normal my normal spot.
58:38
58:38 Sean, found this little guy. Woody.
58:43
58:43 Exactly what you gave me during this
58:45
58:45 episode.
58:46
58:46 >> Oh [ __ ]
58:47
58:47 >> A nice movie.
58:48
58:48 >> And a fun little side detail, I went and
58:50
58:50 saw the movie and for a Toy Story 5, it
58:53
58:53 wasn't half bad, but it wasn't as good
58:55
58:55 as the first one. So
58:56
58:56 >> hang on. There you go.
58:58
58:58 >> You went and got you went and you went
59:00
59:00 to watch Toy Story 5 and we didn't talk
59:03
59:03 anything about it.
59:04
59:04 >> I did.
59:05
59:05 >> What the [ __ ]
59:06
59:06 >> I did.
59:08
59:08 I did. This is this is the kind of
59:10
59:10 quality content you can expect from us.
59:12
59:12 The guy who loves Disney and the one who
59:14
59:14 doesn't uh went to go watch Toy Story 5.
59:17
59:17 So, what the [ __ ] does that tell you?
59:20
59:20 >> I did. I just don't want to disappoint
59:21
59:21 you and say we were the only ones in the
59:22
59:22 theater cuz people know that movie
59:24
59:24 sucks. So, there you go.
59:27
59:27 >> Christ. I haven't seen it and I'm
59:29
59:29 waiting for it to come out on Disney
59:30
59:30 Plus and I think that's what everybody's
59:31
59:31 doing. So,
59:32
59:32 >> you should. I saw it out of Mata Price,
59:34
59:34 too, just to make you feel even better.
59:36
59:36 It wasn't worth it. Well, the eight
59:38
59:38 dollars. Yeah, it was it was kind of
59:40
59:40 worth that. But, you know, again, you
59:41
59:41 can't beat the original. I mean, god
59:43
59:43 damn. I didn't even know they had five
59:45
59:45 of them. When we went to the I was like,
59:46
59:46 they got five of these things.
59:48
59:48 >> So, there you go. Toy Story 5.
59:51
59:51 >> There you go, Woody. As this episode's
59:53
59:53 fun find.
59:54
59:54 >> Nice, buddy. Hey, I have something that
59:56
59:56 you have that I'm about to show off, but
59:58
59:58 I think I got it at a better price than
60:00
60:00 you did. So, a few weeks ago, Joshua
60:02
60:02 showed off this beautiful
60:06
60:06 >> Luke Skywalker
60:08
60:08 >> uh bloopers. Deleted scene.
60:10
60:10 >> Deleted scene,
60:11
60:11 >> right? Yep. Joshua, I got this bad boy.
60:14
60:14 This is a value find this week. This was
60:17
60:17 $4.50
60:18
60:18 is what I paid for this bad boy, my guy.
60:21
60:21 $450 for this little dude. A little
60:23
60:23 piece of you is now with me. So, just
60:24
60:24 wanted to point that out there. So, I
60:26
60:26 got him. He's here with me. Tada. Luke
60:29
60:29 is not my father, unfortunately. So,
60:31
60:31 >> that's perfect. And I was going to save
60:33
60:33 this for next time, but um spoiler
60:35
60:35 alert, I when I went to Target, believe
60:38
60:38 it or not, I spent $91
60:41
60:41 on Funkos. Call me stupid. Call me
60:45
60:45 stupid. Call me stupid. But Sean thinks
60:48
60:48 he found Sean thinks Sean thinks he got
60:51
60:51 a value find. I'm gonna tell you right
60:54
60:54 now, I might have spent $91,
60:56
60:56 but I
60:58
60:58 did not come home with $91. Let's just
61:02
61:02 put it that way.
61:03
61:03 >> Oh, okay. A little foreshadowing for
61:05
61:05 next episode. I love it. I love it. Hey,
61:08
61:08 >> let's do some fortunes. Uh, let's do
61:12
61:12 some lucky numbers. Let's get the [ __ ]
61:13
61:13 out of here. Some of us have to go to
61:14
61:14 work.
61:15
61:15 >> That was kind of obvious. I didn't come
61:16
61:16 home with $91 because I haven't sold
61:18
61:18 any. So, I still came home with $91.
61:19
61:19 Didn't come home, right? Yeah,
61:21
61:21 >> that Yeah, that makes sense.
61:23
61:23 >> Sure.
61:24
61:24 >> Right. All right. Fun fortunes. Um, here
61:26
61:26 we go. We got uh two left in the boozy
61:30
61:30 dozen. And I saw I had seen that Sean
61:32
61:32 tagged Misfortune, I think, now in our
61:35
61:35 in our uh some of our stuff. Or have you
61:37
61:37 been doing that for a while? Probably.
61:38
61:38 >> No, this is the first time we've
61:40
61:40 actually posted a Misfortune on the
61:42
61:42 socials. Uh so they got to do their
61:44
61:44 homework to see that we actually been
61:46
61:46 doing this for a very long time with
61:47
61:47 them.
61:48
61:48 >> So there's that. Let's reverse tag and
61:50
61:50 go back and put them in every one of
61:51
61:51 them. Um,
61:53
61:53 >> Mia, get it right on that.
61:54
61:54 >> There you go. There's I got the dirty.
61:56
61:56 So, we got three in there. We got two in
61:59
61:59 uh boozy. So, Sean, what should we go
62:01
62:01 with?
62:02
62:02 >> I mean, clearly it's going to be dirty
62:04
62:04 cuz if it's three and dirty, let's
62:05
62:05 [ __ ] even it out, right?
62:07
62:07 >> Well, [ __ ] it. Let's do it. And now, um,
62:10
62:10 this is probably my own doing. Should I
62:12
62:12 get the one that's came pre-broken or
62:14
62:14 should
62:14
62:14 >> If there's a fortune in it, hell yeah.
62:16
62:16 >> I mean, I don't know if there is. It's
62:17
62:17 at the bottom of the box. Let me say
62:19
62:19 [ __ ] it. Okay, so pick the one that's
62:21
62:21 already broken in the And again, I'm not
62:23
62:23 blaming that on Misfortune like the like
62:25
62:25 the fortune that did not have one
62:26
62:26 inside. This is probably my fault. Um,
62:28
62:28 but I will blame you if this one doesn't
62:30
62:30 have a fortune in it. Say that right
62:31
62:31 now. We love you, by the way. [ __ ]
62:33
62:33 We're not talking [ __ ] Just having fun.
62:35
62:35 Misfortune. All right, here we go. This
62:38
62:38 one actually does have a fortune,
62:40
62:40 believe it or not.
62:40
62:40 >> Hey, let's go.
62:42
62:42 >> Okay, here we go. This is your
62:43
62:43 misfortune for uh July this podcast.
62:46
62:46 July 7th, episode 141. Here you go.
62:50
62:50 You never forget the first time he says
62:53
62:53 those three little words.
62:55
62:55 Don't get pregnant.
63:04
63:04 >> Ouch.
63:04
63:04 >> That's Hey.
63:06
63:06 >> Ouch.
63:06
63:06 >> Misfortune. Hey, hats off if I take my
63:09
63:09 hat off. It's glued to my head. Hats off
63:10
63:10 to you. That was great. That was a good
63:12
63:12 one. Good Oh, that was I mean that's I
63:14
63:14 mean for someone who doesn't have kids
63:16
63:16 that wants I mean I don't know. Yeah,
63:17
63:17 like hey take that as you want. That's
63:19
63:19 wild. That's a good one though.
63:21
63:21 >> You don't need kids Joshua. You already
63:22
63:22 got one right here.
63:23
63:23 >> Oh my god. I know, right? Two little
63:25
63:25 furry ones downstairs. Damn. There's
63:27
63:27 your fortune. What do you got, Sean?
63:29
63:29 >> God damn it. All right. Here are your
63:31
63:31 seven lucky numbers for the week, guys.
63:32
63:32 Use them for whatever nefarious reasons
63:34
63:34 you would like. They are as followed. 7
63:36
63:36 27 32 39 42 51 and 61. Once again, your
63:40
63:40 seven lucky numbers. 7 is a recurring
63:42
63:42 number here apparently on this episode.
63:44
63:44 Uh there is followed 7 27 32 39 42 51
63:50
63:50 and 61. Buddy, we made it to the end of
63:53
63:53 the episode and you know like we like to
63:56
63:56 do here. Uh would you like to give the
63:59
63:59 people your closing monologue? Do you
64:01
64:01 send them off into the new week, buddy?
64:04
64:04 >> Yeah. All right. Well, normally I'm not
64:05
64:05 too good at closing monologues. We all
64:07
64:07 know this. But I feel really bad because
64:10
64:10 I missed the fourth. I missed the birth,
64:13
64:13 United States birthday. So, first of
64:14
64:14 all, I want to say happy birthday. We
64:16
64:16 made it to 250 years. And if I missed
64:20
64:20 your birthday, if your birthday is this
64:21
64:21 week or missed it already, happy
64:23
64:23 birthday. And if this is your first time
64:25
64:25 coming across the Sorry for the Delay
64:27
64:27 podcast, just know this podcast is about
64:30
64:30 exploration and unique conversations.
64:33
64:33 So, thank you for watching us. Thank you
64:35
64:35 for listening to us. We will see you
64:36
64:36 next week on episode 142. Cheers
64:40
64:40 everybody.
64:41
64:41 >> Damn, that was good. Now that was a
64:43
64:43 solid closing monologue, buddy. I love
64:45
64:45 it. Sorry for little live everybody.
64:47
64:47 Come check us out. Buy some merch. Look
64:49
64:49 at a t-shirt. Do what you want. Uh
64:51
64:51 Joshua killed my running bit last week.
64:53
64:53 Uh which was kind of funny. But I got a
64:55
64:55 new running bit. Joshua. So here you go,
64:59
64:59 buddy. Did you hear about the guy who
65:01
65:01 invented lifesavers?
65:03
65:03 >> I did not.
65:05
65:05 He made a mint.
65:09
65:09 >> Ladies and gentlemen,
65:11
65:11 >> we will see you next week. Aduces.
65:37
65:37 I work.
65:39
65:39 What can we do? You know, I really got
65:42
65:42 to get um I got to get a new cushion for
65:44
65:44 the chair I'm sitting in, buddy. Because
65:46
65:46 it's like as soon as I sat down in this
65:47
65:47 chair, I've only been sitting in this
65:48
65:48 chair for like 5 minutes, and my
65:50
65:50 butthole is already on the brink of
65:52
65:52 prolapse. Like, it hurts. It hurts.
65:56
65:56 >> Well, maybe you should invest in a $500
65:59
65:59 chair like I did. and fall over in it
66:02
66:02 when you first [ __ ] get it. Yeah,
66:04
66:04 >> but I've only done that once.
66:07
66:07 >> Well, you've learned your lesson. That's
66:08
66:08 why
66:08
66:08 >> I I Yeah, I've only done that.
66:10
66:10 >> I've only done that once.
66:13
66:13 >> God, I wish we were recording for that.
66:14
66:14 That would have lived that would have
66:16
66:16 lived on me forever.
66:18
66:18 >> It's like there's that, dude. It's like,
66:20
66:20 hey, you [ __ ] fell over in your
66:22
66:22 [ __ ] chair.
