Sorry For The Delay | EP.148 | Moon Costco, Summer Girl & Spielberg Aliens
-WHAT’S IN OUR CUP-
Sean: BeatBox Cranberry Dream, 11.1%, followed by Incline Tropical POG
Joshua: Maui Dragon Fruit hard seltzer muddled with blackberries, raspberries & blueberries
-RECIPES-
Very Berry Dragon Fruit Seltzer:
• Maui Dragon Fruit hard seltzer
• blackberries
• raspberries
• blueberries
• ice
-AI SONG OF THE WEEK-
AI Song Of The Week: “When Summer Dies” (Lyrics written by Sean.)
-CHAT WITH US-
• Moon Makeover
• Summer’s Over
• Steven
-CHAPTERS-
00:00 EP.148 Intro, Broken Computers & The Final August Recording
02:35 What’s In Our Cup - Cranberry Dream & Very Berry Dragon Fruit
06:48 Question Of The Day - What Would You Love To Unlearn?
11:16 Chat With Us - Moon Makeovers, Summer’s Death & Steven
13:16 Moon Makeover - Costco, Moon Tracks & Lunar Resorts
21:45 Summer’s Over - When Does Summer Actually Die?
28:01 AI Song Of The Week - “When Summer Dies”
32:55 Summer Girl, Pirate Anthems & The Tire Song Sequel
38:54 Steven - Sci-Fi Movies & Disclosure Day
42:02 Disclosure Day Spoiler Corner
48:47 Spielberg’s Alien Obsession & The Crystal Skull Hot Take
52:29 Fun Finds - Spider-Man Mashups & Target Bullseye
55:30 Fortune, Lucky Numbers & November Foreshadowing
-SOUND BITES-
• “I thought it said Caribbean Dream.” - Sean discovering geography and cranberry juice are not interchangeable.
• “It tastes like cranberry juice, which is surprising and also kind of dang dangerous.” - Sean meeting 11.1% with appropriate concern.
• “Fresh fruit makes the world go round, dude.” - Sean finding the nutritional thesis of the last three episodes.
• “What is something you’d love to unlearn?” - Joshua opening the door to several answers nobody expected.
• “Put a Disneyland on the moon, bro.” - Sean immediately improving the lunar tourism industry.
• “Exclusive Costco moon rocks.” - The moon makeover acquiring a gift shop before basic infrastructure.
• “If I’m out trick-or-treating and the chocolate is melting in my bag, it is still summer.” - Joshua establishing his own seasonal calendar.
• “Summer’s with you, man. It’s a spirit.” - Joshua refusing to let September win.
• “You cannot save the summer just because it loves you.” - Sean’s pirate anthem briefly becoming emotionally competent.
• “The only logical explanation I have is that he’s a fucking alien, dude.” - Sean completing the Spielberg investigation with airtight podcast science.
-FORTUNE & FINDS-
Fortune: November is a month to focus on your goals.
Lucky Numbers: 45, 33, 54, 12, 30, 14, 31
Fun Finds / Value Finds:
Sean: Target Bullseye dressed as Woody & Bullseye dressed as Buzz Lightyear, picked up as a matching pair of Funko collectibles.
Joshua: Wolverine / Spider-Man mashup Funko & Doctor Strange / Spider-Man mashup Funko, both found at Target.
(Community Shoutout: The show continues rolling out weekly shorts from Wednesday through Monday while new listeners make their way into the community.)
Transcript
00:00 Welcome to episode 148 of Sorry for the
00:03
00:03 Delay. I'm your editor, Mia. This week,
00:06
00:06 Joshua turns dragon fruit seltzer into
00:08
00:08 another berry experiment, while Sean
00:11
00:11 mistakes cranberry for Caribbean and
00:13
00:13 discovers Beatbox has absolutely no
00:15
00:15 interest in subtlety. Then, it's Costco
00:18
00:18 on the moon, a full-blown argument over
00:20
00:20 when Summer actually dies, Sean's
00:22
00:22 pirate farewell anthem, and a Steven
00:24
00:24 Spielberg alien conspiracy that somehow
00:26
00:26 makes more sense the longer they explain
00:28
00:28 it. Enjoy the show.
00:30
00:30 >> Hello and welcome to another episode of
00:33
00:33 Sorry for the Delay. We are your hosts.
00:35
00:35 Uh my name is Sean. Right over there is
00:37
00:37 the untsavvy,
00:39
00:39 the non-computer literate, um the
00:45
00:45 I don't know, garbage can of computer
00:47
00:47 justice. Uh Joshua himself.
00:51
00:51 >> Joshua, this is episode
00:54
00:54 148, my dude. Uh we are kind of towards
00:57
00:57 the end of August now about to hit
00:59
00:59 September. Buddy, how are you doing this
01:02
01:02 fine fine evening and week?
01:06
01:06 >> Man, I wish the people could have can
01:07
01:07 understand exactly what you mean by all
01:10
01:10 that, but
01:11
01:11 >> I totally messed everything up before we
01:13
01:13 got on here to record. And Sean's right.
01:16
01:16 I'm not super techsavvy, but I I do feel
01:18
01:18 good. Thank you for asking, Sean. Um,
01:21
01:21 it's not a paid gig, but if you ever
01:22
01:22 want to jump on to the Sar Delay team,
01:24
01:24 we will totally hire you as some sort of
01:27
01:27 intern.
01:28
01:28 >> We'll feed you. We'll give you drinks.
01:30
01:30 We'll maybe in a free massage here and
01:32
01:32 there. But, um,
01:33
01:33 >> would be nice.
01:35
01:35 >> Stuff is broken before we even got here.
01:37
01:37 But, we're feeling good. I'm happy that
01:40
01:40 everybody's here listening, watching,
01:42
01:42 uh, those of you checked out the
01:43
01:43 website, picked up some merch by now. We
01:45
01:45 appreciate all of that. Um, but feeling
01:47
01:47 good, Sean. I hope you're feeling good
01:49
01:49 despite everything that we went through.
01:51
01:51 >> Yeah.
01:51
01:51 >> And um if you're stuffing in traffic
01:53
01:53 right now, stay tuned because we only
01:55
01:55 got around three topics, but they're
01:56
01:56 going to be fun topics. So um stay tuned
01:59
01:59 for that. Should be fun. And quick
02:00
02:00 preview
02:02
02:02 >> this week. Sean has the reigns,
02:05
02:05 >> the AI Sean, everybody. I didn't want to
02:07
02:07 spoil, but I had to. True.
02:09
02:09 >> I had to throw it out there because Sean
02:11
02:11 said, "You know what, Joshua?
02:12
02:12 >> You've done so good lately. It's just
02:14
02:14 been so bad. Um, you're so good at being
02:18
02:18 so bad. It's my turn. Sean's had a shiny
02:22
02:22 quarter for the jukebox for a long time
02:23
02:23 for this Sean. And uh, it's his turn.
02:27
02:27 So, without further ado, I think we have
02:29
02:29 to get into drinks.
02:30
02:30 >> We have to move forward.
02:32
02:32 >> Enough with the introductions. Sean,
02:35
02:35 what's in my cup or what's in your cup?
02:38
02:38 >> The way that you worded all that made it
02:40
02:40 sound like you wanted me to go first on
02:41
02:41 that. Do you want me to go first? I can
02:42
02:42 go first. I know that's fine.
02:44
02:44 >> Yeah, go first. Go first. I'll go first.
02:45
02:45 Yeah, [ __ ] it.
02:45
02:45 >> Your drink is more watered down than
02:47
02:47 mine is right now at this point. So, go
02:49
02:49 for it.
02:49
02:49 >> Uh, to be fair, it's not that watered
02:51
02:51 down, buddy, cuz my drink is in a box,
02:52
02:52 buddy. I I saw this at the grocery store
02:54
02:54 and I was trying to get off of a cider
02:56
02:56 kick uh because I've been having a lot
02:57
02:57 of cers and last week I did something
02:59
02:59 different. So, this week I'm going to do
02:60
02:60 something a little different. Uh, but
03:01
03:01 this is my fault that I [ __ ] this one
03:03
03:03 up. Uh, because I thought it said uh
03:07
03:07 Caribbean dream. Uh, but it it actually
03:10
03:10 says cranberry dream, buddy. And uh
03:11
03:11 today I have a beatbox. I have a Beatbox
03:14
03:14 Cranberry Dream. Uh I I thought it said
03:17
03:17 Caribbean and I was like, "Oh, Caribbean
03:19
03:19 flavors. That sound kind of nice right
03:21
03:21 now." Uh but no, it's it's cranberry.
03:23
03:23 Never had this flavor, though. So, here
03:24
03:24 we go. If you've never had a beatbox,
03:26
03:26 it's basically just a glorified uh what
03:29
03:29 is what are those things back in the
03:31
03:31 day? Um wine cooler, I guess.
03:34
03:34 >> Oh, yeah. Wine cooler. Yeah.
03:35
03:35 >> Here you go.
03:36
03:36 >> Very popular. Yeah.
03:38
03:38 >> I'm doing it again. Uh cranberry dream,
03:41
03:41 everybody. M. Oh, actually smells really
03:43
03:43 good. Hang on. Oh, it smells like a
03:45
03:45 cranberry.
03:46
03:46 >> I think some of that's worn off on you
03:48
03:48 from me, you know, just like reading
03:49
03:49 things and just like Yeah, I'm sorry.
03:51
03:51 >> Hey, it's not bad, buddy. It's not half
03:53
03:53 bad, dude. Uh, it tastes like cranberry
03:55
03:55 juice, which is surprising and also kind
03:58
03:58 of dang dangerous. Uh, 11.1.
04:01
04:01 >> Ain't danging dangerous.
04:02
04:02 >> Dang danger.
04:03
04:03 >> Dang danger.
04:04
04:04 >> Dang dangerous. I'm pouring it into my
04:05
04:05 Sorry for the delay uh wine glass over
04:07
04:07 here that I filled with what is now just
04:09
04:09 water. Uh at this point it had ice in
04:12
04:12 it. Uh but there's just water. And then
04:13
04:13 for the halfway through my episode uh
04:16
04:16 the drink I have the uh incline tropical
04:18
04:18 pog that I'm I have over here just for
04:20
04:20 uh when I get parched after this. So
04:22
04:22 there you go, buddy. That's what I'm
04:23
04:23 drinking. What are you drinking over
04:25
04:25 there?
04:25
04:25 >> Perfect. Okay. Because I think if you
04:28
04:28 heard last week's episode or maybe even
04:29
04:29 the episode before, I'm on this fresh
04:31
04:31 fruit and berry kick right now.
04:33
04:33 >> Oh, yeah. And so, uh, because I'm on the
04:36
04:36 berry kick and because Sean kicked this
04:40
04:40 hard selzer in the nut so hard, I had to
04:42
04:42 give it a chance. So, I'm smashing up
04:46
04:46 >> this Maui dragon fruit hard selzer
04:51
04:51 drink.
04:51
04:51 >> Being specific, I appreciate that.
04:53
04:53 >> Muddled that up with a bunch of berry
04:56
04:56 berry. I did blackberries. I did
04:58
04:58 raspberries. There's some blueberries in
05:00
05:00 here. So, I smashed it up. I muddled it
05:03
05:03 up to create a nice little concoction.
05:06
05:06 And as you can see, it's very watered
05:08
05:08 down. If you're watching us, this ice,
05:10
05:10 this ball was fairly fat when we started
05:13
05:13 doing this. And as you can see, it's uh
05:15
05:15 if you're watching us, it's it's a whole
05:16
05:16 lot of water down. But let me test it
05:18
05:18 for you. Let me try it.
05:19
05:19 >> Taking a big old sippy sip.
05:22
05:22 >> Even after it being watered down, it
05:24
05:24 held on to the gas. It's still a little,
05:26
05:26 you know, it's got the fizz. Um, did it
05:29
05:29 add a little bit of extra personality?
05:31
05:31 Yes, it did. But the overall notes and
05:34
05:34 flavor, you know, Sean hates them, but I
05:37
05:37 think to make them better, you do got to
05:39
05:39 smash some berries into it. So, uh,
05:41
05:41 >> this very berry dragon fruit hard celzer
05:45
05:45 is much better if you go and muddle up
05:47
05:47 and and get a nice uh less watered down
05:50
05:50 ice ball in there and uh sip away. But
05:53
05:53 it's actually pretty good if you you add
05:54
05:54 some fresh fruit to it. So, cheers,
05:56
05:56 buddy.
05:56
05:56 >> Uh, cheers. I I think if you add fruit
05:58
05:58 to anything, it becomes better
05:60
06:00 instantaneously.
06:02
06:02 Uh so I I do agree with you on that. I
06:04
06:04 think if you did add fresh fruit to
06:06
06:06 probably the previous one, too, it'
06:07
06:07 probably be really good as well.
06:09
06:09 >> So fresh fruit makes the world go round,
06:12
06:12 dude. Makes the world go round.
06:13
06:13 >> I got a few more of those, too. So maybe
06:15
06:15 I'll continue the trend. Maybe I'll just
06:16
06:16 keep smashing things in there. Maybe add
06:18
06:18 some honey, you know?
06:19
06:19 >> There you go.
06:20
06:20 >> Get a little clever with these drinks
06:22
06:22 these days. I got I got I got a bunch of
06:23
06:23 stuff in the fridge. Um but yeah, man.
06:26
06:26 That's the uh that's what I got in my
06:27
06:27 drink. I'm happy to see that you're
06:29
06:29 finally trying to beatbox cuz
06:30
06:30 >> Yeah,
06:30
06:30 >> I guess it's uh been a minute since
06:33
06:33 you've had one or ever had one.
06:34
06:34 >> It's been a It's been been a hot minute.
06:36
06:36 Little beatbox action. Uh it's pretty I
06:38
06:38 mean it's good. I don't hate it. I enjoy
06:40
06:40 this. It's kind of nice. It's kind of
06:41
06:41 nice to be a little different this week,
06:43
06:43 you know, being the final week of uh
06:46
06:46 August, you know. So, it's kind of fun.
06:48
06:48 >> We We do do things we we do do things
06:51
06:51 very different on here. And because we
06:52
06:52 do things different, I think I have to
06:54
06:54 hit you and everybody listening with a
06:56
06:56 question
06:57
06:57 >> of the day.
06:58
06:58 >> Oh, yeah. I was about to ask you if you
06:59
06:59 had a question of the week. So, what do
07:00
07:00 you got?
07:01
07:01 >> I do. I do. Uh, and don't ask me to
07:04
07:04 answer this question. This is more for
07:05
07:05 you because
07:05
07:05 >> Oh, god.
07:06
07:06 >> Having a hard time. Just like had a hard
07:08
07:08 time trying to figure out how to get
07:10
07:10 online today. Uh, Sean, here is the
07:12
07:12 question for you and everybody listening
07:14
07:14 >> is Sean, what is something you'd love to
07:18
07:18 unlearn?
07:21
07:21 Oh, what is something I love to unlearn
07:25
07:25 unlearn?
07:26
07:26 >> Unlearning something. That's that takes
07:28
07:28 away from the whole
07:30
07:30 >> the whole being a human kind of thing,
07:32
07:32 right? Are like we're here to like learn
07:34
07:34 and grow from our experiences.
07:36
07:36 >> Um,
07:36
07:36 >> exactly. It's kind of hard, right? It's
07:39
07:39 very thoughtprovoking and and like what
07:40
07:40 would what is something that the
07:42
07:42 listener would you guys like to unlearn?
07:44
07:44 You know, it would have to be a bad
07:46
07:46 habit would be my answer to that to
07:47
07:47 unlearning something
07:48
07:48 >> because I feel like if you unlearn a bad
07:50
07:50 habit, then you're kind of helping
07:52
07:52 yourself in the future.
07:53
07:53 >> So, I guess
07:56
07:56 >> jerk enough. I I wish I didn't learn how
07:58
07:58 to do that
07:59
07:59 >> at a young age.
08:01
08:01 >> That's a go-to.
08:02
08:02 >> I feel like that would probably be in my
08:04
08:04 best interest to learn how to undo that.
08:07
08:07 So, that's that's my answer, buddy.
08:08
08:08 That's my answer.
08:09
08:09 >> Okay. Okay. I I was I was thinking like
08:12
08:12 as you were saying that I was like, you
08:13
08:13 know, all the people that chew with
08:15
08:15 their mouth open when they eat their
08:17
08:17 food.
08:18
08:18 >> You could totally unlearn doing that
08:19
08:19 because nobody wants to see that mushed
08:22
08:22 up food in your pie hole ever. Doesn't
08:24
08:24 matter how good that food is. Just just
08:26
08:26 close your mouth. You could probably
08:27
08:27 unlearn that. Um maybe littering. If
08:30
08:30 littering is something that you just
08:32
08:32 learned along the way, like you saw
08:33
08:33 somebody throwing garbage on the ground,
08:35
08:35 >> you know, uh maybe that
08:37
08:37 >> that sounds cool. And you did it. You
08:39
08:39 did the same thing.
08:40
08:40 >> Yeah. Yeah. Exactly. I mean, we we tend
08:42
08:42 to learn bad habits, you know, maybe
08:44
08:44 sticking gum underneath a desk.
08:46
08:46 >> Oh, that's a bad one, you know.
08:47
08:47 >> Yeah. Those poor teachers have to clean
08:49
08:49 those desks. God, have a little,
08:52
08:52 >> you know, have a little shame for
08:53
08:53 yourself, man.
08:55
08:55 >> You know, sniffing gasoline, you know,
08:56
08:56 at some point you if you like the smell
08:58
08:58 of gasoline, I I don't know. There's a
08:60
08:60 lot of things you probably like if you
09:01
09:01 really chewing on your fingernails.
09:03
09:03 >> You know, fingernails, you know, maybe
09:05
09:05 unlearn that. Is that really a learning
09:06
09:06 thing? Unlearn all the bad habits. That
09:09
09:09 would probably be the best answer. Unarn
09:11
09:11 unlearn every bad habit you have and
09:13
09:13 just go from there. You know, start
09:14
09:14 fresh.
09:15
09:15 >> Like is any It's like you think about
09:17
09:17 what what bad habit would you relearn
09:20
09:20 like instantly, you know?
09:24
09:24 >> That's true. That's true.
09:26
09:26 >> Like for me, it would be jerking off
09:27
09:27 again. Like you can't unlearn it, you
09:30
09:30 know?
09:30
09:30 >> Yeah. Dogs can't. Yeah.
09:32
09:32 >> Well, we we'll steer away from that. So,
09:34
09:34 if anybody has anything that they would
09:36
09:36 like to unlearn, I would love to hear
09:37
09:37 back because, you know, you guys can
09:39
09:39 sometimes be a little bit more clever
09:41
09:41 than we are in the comments.
09:42
09:42 >> Um, and and you know, some of us do read
09:44
09:44 the comments. So, uh, feel free to lay
09:46
09:46 down an unlearned quality. Or maybe you
09:49
09:49 saw somebody else do some [ __ ] like you
09:51
09:51 would wish that they would unlearn that
09:55
09:55 >> tailgating. Be fun.
09:56
09:56 >> I'm thinking about it right now.
09:58
09:58 Tailgating.
09:58
09:58 >> Oh, tailgating.
09:59
09:59 >> Unlearn how to learn tailgating.
10:01
10:01 >> Yeah. know where you need to get to is
10:02
10:02 important enough for you to be on my
10:04
10:04 ass. So,
10:06
10:06 >> yeah. And it really doesn't save you
10:07
10:07 that much time. No. You know, it's not
10:09
10:09 like we're all driving in Formula 1 and
10:11
10:11 like a half, you know, like a 0 of a
10:13
10:13 second really matters.
10:15
10:15 >> My favorite thing about that is when I'm
10:17
10:17 driving and people are tailgating me and
10:20
10:20 I pull over, right? I move to the side
10:22
10:22 or I let them pass
10:23
10:23 >> and I end up right behind them at a
10:25
10:25 stoplight.
10:26
10:26 >> Like,
10:27
10:27 >> yeah, that's the best.
10:28
10:28 >> That's the best [ __ ] feeling. And
10:30
10:30 just know that for those people, I'm
10:31
10:31 flipping you off like in like in front
10:34
10:34 like you're getting flipped off by me,
10:35
10:35 just so you know. And I'm laughing at
10:37
10:37 your disgrace.
10:40
10:40 >> Have you ever flipped anybody off
10:42
10:42 >> driving?
10:43
10:43 >> Uh yeah, I have.
10:44
10:44 >> I'm curious like you have.
10:46
10:46 >> I've definitely people have cut me off
10:47
10:47 for sure. Yeah, it's [ __ ]
10:50
10:50 >> Yeah, those people can [ __ ] choke on
10:52
10:52 an egg. That's how I feel about them.
10:54
10:54 >> I don't think I've ever flipped anybody.
10:56
10:56 I mean, gosh, I' I'd love to rewind the
10:58
10:58 tape of my life, you know, the tape of
10:59
10:59 my life.
10:60
10:60 >> I'm sure you I'm sure you've won. Like,
11:01
11:01 >> I probably have. Who hasn't? Who hasn't,
11:04
11:04 right? I'm not a saint. Of course I
11:06
11:06 have.
11:06
11:06 >> Yeah, exactly.
11:07
11:07 >> Probably use both fingers to be honest
11:08
11:08 with you.
11:10
11:10 >> Just finger an [ __ ] you know. Oh,
11:12
11:12 sorry. Didn't mean to say it like that,
11:13
11:13 but um
11:16
11:16 All right, buddy. Should we move on to
11:17
11:17 the chat with this section? The reason
11:18
11:18 why it took so long for us to get back
11:20
11:20 here in time.
11:21
11:21 >> Uh let's do some chat with this.
11:24
11:24 >> I'm broken. For those of you who are new
11:25
11:25 here, hello, welcome. My name is Sean.
11:27
11:27 This is Joshua. We're your two new best
11:28
11:28 friends. And the chat with the section
11:30
11:30 are the topics that we're going to be
11:31
11:31 talking about for the week. Uh we only
11:33
11:33 have three of them. Sometimes we have
11:34
11:34 four, sometimes we have five. Uh when we
11:36
11:36 get really excited. Um
11:39
11:39 >> this week's a little shorter. We got
11:40
11:40 three of them. So the first topic is
11:43
11:43 moon makeover. The second topic is
11:47
11:47 summer's over. And then the final topic
11:50
11:50 for this week is going to be called
11:51
11:51 Steven.
11:53
11:53 I just love to single name.
11:57
11:57 >> I know, right? Where's the context? Feel
11:60
11:60 like I need more, but we'll get there.
12:01
12:01 >> We'll get there for sure. Um, but before
12:03
12:03 we go on to all of that, Joshua, let me
12:05
12:05 just say, hey, head on over to Sorry for
12:07
12:07 the Delayed Out Live and, uh, check us
12:09
12:09 out if you're just listening on the
12:10
12:10 audio version of this, uh, we do have a
12:12
12:12 video portion to this as well, uh, that
12:14
12:14 you can come out and we have merch in
12:16
12:16 the store, uh, which is one of these
12:18
12:18 t-shirts right here. This is the pirate
12:19
12:19 t-shirt. Uh, and then we have some other
12:21
12:21 stuff in there you can come check out.
12:23
12:23 Uh, and just a little bit of a update uh
12:27
12:27 on episode release schedules. Everything
12:29
12:29 comes out on Tuesday uh 7 o'clock on the
12:33
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13:01
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13:04
13:04 >> don't do well. They don't do good.
13:05
13:05 >> Yeah. Don't do good. They don't do good.
13:08
13:08 Uh, sometimes the fun find ones are kind
13:10
13:10 of hit and misses, but you know, hey,
13:11
13:11 we're adults and we can show off the
13:13
13:13 toys that we find. So, buddy, I'm done
13:16
13:16 talking. What is this moon makeover?
13:19
13:19 >> All right. Moon. Yeah, moon makeover.
13:21
13:21 Okay. So, if you've been living on a
13:24
13:24 rock, this one specifically, you may
13:26
13:26 have heard that recently a giant Space X
13:32
13:32 dump was laid on the moon. And what I
13:35
13:35 mean by dump, I apparently I guess we
13:37
13:37 crashed. We like I was a part of it. Um,
13:42
13:42 what is it? I guess couch couch flying.
13:45
13:45 What is it? Couch. You're couch
13:47
13:47 quarterback.
13:48
13:48 >> Couch quarterback. Thank you. Couch
13:49
13:49 flying rockets
13:51
13:51 >> into Well, I mean, if if you know, we
13:54
13:54 are part of the human race. So, a part
13:55
13:55 of us is a part of each other. Yeah.
13:58
13:58 We're just one giant uh organism on this
14:01
14:01 planet. So, maybe I'm part of it in some
14:03
14:03 kind of weird way, right? Um, so now
14:05
14:05 that Elon has or SpaceX has crashed
14:09
14:09 >> on purpose, I guess. I mean, I don't
14:10
14:10 know the whole news. Somebody can
14:12
14:12 correct me if I'm wrong, but apparently
14:13
14:13 we put a big old rocket right on the
14:17
14:17 moon because it couldn't go somewhere
14:18
14:18 else or we couldn't throw it into the
14:19
14:19 sun or for whatever reason research or I
14:21
14:21 don't know exactly why they did it um or
14:24
14:24 had to. Maybe it was the orbit, but
14:26
14:26 apparently we have dumped a big old
14:28
14:28 piece of trash on the moon.
14:30
14:30 >> Interesting. Now, okay. I mean, we I'm
14:33
14:33 assuming at some point we'll somebody
14:35
14:35 might be walking on the moon and go
14:36
14:36 check this thing out and and do research
14:38
14:38 on the actual crash itself, but I have
14:41
14:41 no idea. So,
14:42
14:42 >> I started thinking about it.
14:44
14:44 >> Why don't we just take the moon? Because
14:46
14:46 we tend to makeover everything else that
14:48
14:48 we got going on. Yeah. Why don't we do a
14:49
14:49 little makeover on the moon? And why
14:51
14:51 don't we just start asking ourselves
14:52
14:52 what could we put on the moon that would
14:55
14:55 make it more attractive other than a big
14:58
14:58 ass,
14:60
14:60 you know, a rocket just more trash,
15:03
15:03 right? What else could we put on there?
15:06
15:06 So, normally I would have some fun
15:08
15:08 popups so visually I can entertain you.
15:11
15:11 Um because this face sometimes doesn't
15:12
15:12 do enough. So, I got to do other things
15:14
15:14 to entertain you guys. Um,
15:17
15:17 but
15:19
15:19 Sean, if uh what do you think if we
15:23
15:23 place say maybe like a Costco on the
15:26
15:26 moon? Would you be more enticed to go to
15:29
15:29 the moon?
15:29
15:29 >> Um,
15:30
15:30 >> it's not as exciting,
15:31
15:31 >> but no.
15:32
15:32 >> Would it make you want to go to the moon
15:33
15:33 more? We put a Costco there.
15:36
15:36 >> [ __ ] Are they going to have a better
15:37
15:37 parking lot? Like, all the Costco that I
15:39
15:39 go to have [ __ ] shitty small parking
15:42
15:42 lots. So, if they have a good parking
15:44
15:44 lot, then you might be able to count me
15:46
15:46 in, buddy. Like,
15:48
15:48 >> parking lot.
15:49
15:49 >> Can you imagine though in this Costco
15:52
15:52 >> the way that they would give you free
15:54
15:54 samples, bro? Like, low gravity. They
15:57
15:57 would throw the little wiener into your
15:59
15:59 mouth, right? And you would just kind of
16:01
16:01 gobble it up like a little fish, you
16:03
16:03 know? How cool would that be?
16:05
16:05 Zerogravity snacks. I'm okay with that.
16:08
16:08 I'm okay. I'm 100% okay with that, dude.
16:10
16:10 I I would I would guess they would
16:13
16:13 probably have like Moon exclusives,
16:15
16:15 >> you know, the the Costco Moon exclusive.
16:18
16:18 >> Yeah, dude. It'd be like on the side
16:19
16:19 like as soon as you enter it be like on
16:21
16:21 the lefth hand side it' be like a little
16:23
16:23 container and be like moon rocks and
16:25
16:25 [ __ ] you know? Exclusive Costco moon
16:27
16:27 rocks, you know?
16:28
16:28 >> And then you I'd be I'd be hella down
16:31
16:31 for that, man.
16:32
16:32 >> Count me in, buddy. Count me in. Count
16:35
16:35 me in.
16:35
16:35 >> Okay. Can you think of anything that you
16:38
16:38 would that would you would venture to
16:40
16:40 the moon for?
16:41
16:41 >> I mean, my first idea is a Costco. Do
16:44
16:44 you have any ideas of of perhaps what
16:46
16:46 would entice you or people you know to
16:48
16:48 go to the moon,
16:50
16:50 >> dude? Makeover. Put a Disneyland on the
16:53
16:53 moon, bro.
16:53
16:53 >> Oh [ __ ]
16:54
16:54 >> Like, can you imagine? I mean, it
16:55
16:55 doesn't have to be Disney. I'm just
16:56
16:56 saying Disney because as a fan, I I
16:58
16:58 would say Disney first, but an amusement
17:00
17:00 park on the moon would be amazing,
17:02
17:02 right? You could have like rides that go
17:04
17:04 up like 500 feet and then come down. Or
17:07
17:07 you could have like I don't know, you
17:09
17:09 could utilize the no gravity, right? You
17:11
17:11 can like just get strapped into a little
17:13
17:13 bungee cord and they just kind of send
17:14
17:14 you on your way, right? And you go
17:16
17:16 explore for like 10 miles and then come
17:18
17:18 back and they reel you in like a fish
17:19
17:19 again, you know? I think that would be
17:21
17:21 pretty cool. An amusement park. It would
17:22
17:22 probably get me get me going. Um or even
17:26
17:26 like go-karts on the moon, dude. Can you
17:28
17:28 A racetrack
17:30
17:30 >> on the moon, Joshua? a racetrack on the
17:33
17:33 moon, buddy. Amazing.
17:36
17:36 >> You get a bundle. You get 12 little
17:38
17:38 go-karts, you and your buddies, right?
17:39
17:39 Or just you and me, buddy. And we just
17:41
17:41 drive across the moon's landscape on
17:43
17:43 this beautifully made track. And we're
17:45
17:45 just kind of floating and we're going
17:47
17:47 and we're just hopping over a ramp.
17:48
17:48 Well, if you hop over a ramp in zero
17:50
17:50 gravity, you're probably not coming down
17:52
17:52 and you're probably fly off the moon,
17:54
17:54 which again would be pretty cool. Uh a
17:57
17:57 good way for you to go, buddy. But I I
17:59
17:59 think that would be pretty fun. I I
18:00
18:00 would definitely hit a a track. A moon
18:05
18:05 track.
18:06
18:06 >> A moon track.
18:07
18:07 >> Yeah, moon track.
18:08
18:08 >> Okay.
18:09
18:09 >> All right. So, I mean, there you go. You
18:10
18:10 got a music park, you got Costco. Okay.
18:12
18:12 But I think you have to have some maybe
18:13
18:13 What if you just threw in like an
18:15
18:15 all-inclusive
18:17
18:17 uh uh nude moon adventure for adults
18:20
18:20 only? Like a swingers club.
18:21
18:21 >> Oh [ __ ] Like a like a resort. Like a
18:24
18:24 resort. All inclusive resort.
18:26
18:26 >> Yeah. Yeah. a little a little
18:27
18:27 all-inclusive, you know, moon, you know,
18:29
18:29 moon boots only, you know.
18:30
18:30 >> Okay. Okay. I see that. Um
18:33
18:33 >> like maybe an adults thing, you know, on
18:35
18:35 the moon.
18:35
18:35 >> How how are they going to keep the water
18:37
18:37 in on the moon?
18:38
18:38 >> Uh that is a good good question. I
18:41
18:41 fluids in general that could get could
18:43
18:43 be in a sticky situation.
18:44
18:44 >> I guess you would have to put it you'd
18:45
18:45 have to put that into a dome. I guess
18:47
18:47 realistically you'd have to put
18:48
18:48 everything into a dome, but I would like
18:49
18:49 >> Yeah. Geodome. Yeah. Like
18:51
18:51 >> now it's not as fun, right?
18:52
18:52 >> Yeah. Exactly. It's not as fun. So, I
18:54
18:54 would think that for this situation,
18:55
18:55 they would have to put it in a dome so
18:57
18:57 they could have the the poolside, you
18:58
18:58 know, lunar experience, right? And then
19:01
19:01 you can do that thing, Josh. You can do
19:02
19:02 that thing where you like to do where
19:04
19:04 you pull down your pants and you expose
19:06
19:06 your open anus to the moon.
19:08
19:08 >> [ __ ] dude. What are you talking about?
19:10
19:10 We're going here again. You can Are we
19:12
19:12 going here again now?
19:13
19:13 >> Yes. This is something that you've done,
19:15
19:15 though. I'm not wrong.
19:18
19:18 >> Oh my gosh. I can't believe you got
19:19
19:19 here. Have another sip, everybody. God,
19:22
19:22 >> I'm just saying he's done it. I don't
19:23
19:23 know where he everybody everybody else
19:25
19:25 can do it, too. Especially on this
19:27
19:27 resort. You're the one who says that
19:28
19:28 it's an all nude resort or whatever, you
19:30
19:30 know, no moon boots included.
19:32
19:32 >> So, I can only I can only imagine that
19:35
19:35 there bunch of people spreading their
19:36
19:36 starfishes up there, you know, trying to
19:38
19:38 absorb the moon's aura or whatever you
19:41
19:41 [ __ ] call it.
19:43
19:43 I mean, with that said, I I hope this
19:45
19:45 isn't the beginning of just us throwing
19:47
19:47 trash on the moon
19:49
19:49 >> because this is gonna this is going to
19:50
19:50 become a problem. I think if if one per
19:53
19:53 it's like again talking about one person
19:55
19:55 just just bad habits, right? Like all of
19:57
19:57 a sudden it was convenient for us to
19:59
19:59 just dump our tech on a rocky somewhere
20:03
20:03 that we think that doesn't have any life
20:04
20:04 or who knows. I mean, we haven't been
20:06
20:06 there to really study it or whatever.
20:08
20:08 Um, but who knows? Now we're dumping
20:11
20:11 things on the uh the moon which keeps
20:13
20:13 our gravity which controls our tides
20:15
20:15 which looks beautiful in the sky. Like
20:18
20:18 if we just put some neon signs on that
20:19
20:19 [ __ ] and all of a sudden next thing you
20:20
20:20 know we're looking up at the moon in a
20:22
20:22 full moon and we just see like like
20:23
20:23 strippers here. So you know
20:26
20:26 >> Yeah. Exactly dude. Like now it becomes
20:28
20:28 a marketing thing. I'm just real
20:30
20:30 concerned of what we can do to the moon
20:31
20:31 if we just start approving things just
20:33
20:33 being crashed on it. So
20:35
20:35 >> who knows another 30 years from now
20:36
20:36 maybe we'll be doing research or maybe
20:38
20:38 we throwing parties on it. I just really
20:39
20:39 hope the makeover that we do on the moon
20:42
20:42 doesn't become a a giant problem for the
20:46
20:46 future of humanity because we need the
20:48
20:48 moon. It's like our best friend. And uh
20:50
20:50 please SpaceX and any other company out
20:52
20:52 there, not that you ever hear this,
20:53
20:53 don't [ __ ] that up cuz I think we need
20:55
20:55 the moon. Um just like we need, you
20:58
20:58 know, Sean or myself. And
20:60
20:60 >> you know, you uh you said something that
21:02
21:02 kind of piqued my interest, buddy.
21:04
21:04 >> Uh you said that they they shot this out
21:06
21:06 there, right? and it landed and it's
21:08
21:08 become this trash, right? And we don't
21:09
21:09 know what's up there.
21:11
21:11 >> What if this is the start of an
21:12
21:12 apocalyptic event where the aliens
21:15
21:15 didn't have the technology, right? And
21:17
21:17 then all of a sudden they get this
21:19
21:19 [ __ ] high-tech satellite up there and
21:21
21:21 then they're able to like reproduce the
21:23
21:23 technology and then then they just show
21:26
21:26 up, you know, and that would be
21:29
21:29 incredible. And maybe we'd have to
21:31
21:31 disclose it one of these days. So
21:33
21:33 >> yeah, I I have no idea. It just it just
21:36
21:36 I really hope that we just don't [ __ ] it
21:37
21:37 up. Uh I'm curious to go to the moon and
21:39
21:39 and uh it'll be curious to see when we
21:41
21:41 get when uh when we go back there, but
21:43
21:43 >> let's not [ __ ] it up, please.
21:45
21:45 >> All right, buddy. Speaking of not
21:46
21:46 [ __ ] anything up.
21:47
21:47 >> Hey, let's move on to the next topic
21:49
21:49 here. Uh this topic is called summer.
21:52
21:52 >> Well, summer's over. Sorry, I don't know
21:54
21:54 why I didn't say the s for a second.
21:55
21:55 Summer's over, buddy. Hey, we're getting
21:57
21:57 to the end of summer, Joshua. We are
22:01
22:01 starting September. Uh, I know how you
22:05
22:05 feel about the month of August and how
22:06
22:06 it's like your
22:08
22:08 >> most favorite month or whatnot and some
22:11
22:11 blah blah blah. You know,
22:12
22:12 >> downplay it all you want. That's fine.
22:14
22:14 That's fine. You know, I get it. I get
22:15
22:15 I'm giving you your flowers, buddy. Hey,
22:17
22:17 the month of August was great. I had a
22:18
22:18 great time. It was amazing. I got to see
22:21
22:21 you. I got to see me. You know, I became
22:23
22:23 a different person at the end of this
22:25
22:25 month. Um, but with summer starting to
22:28
22:28 come to an end, buddy, I need to know. I
22:31
22:31 need to know. Did you do anything
22:33
22:33 exciting for summer or did you stay in
22:35
22:35 your house like I did this summer?
22:38
22:38 >> No, I I absolutely did not. No, I got
22:40
22:40 out uh my tiny trip. I I forget if that
22:43
22:43 was the uh episode this one or before.
22:46
22:46 Uh DC going to Washington DC. I have not
22:50
22:50 been there yet. There is a lot more
22:52
22:52 hikes, local hikes. I'm still I'm going
22:55
22:55 to go on just because summer seemed
22:57
22:57 apparently to you because it's coming to
22:58
22:58 an end. For me, it's just kind of
22:59
22:59 getting started. Um, more beach
23:02
23:02 adventures.
23:03
23:03 >> I I you know, the whole thing about me
23:05
23:05 and planning usually doesn't work out.
23:08
23:08 So, it starts with just having a day off
23:11
23:11 from work.
23:12
23:12 >> Yeah.
23:13
23:13 >> Consistently. Um, so I continue to think
23:17
23:17 that and feel and I'm going to is I'm
23:19
23:19 going to I'm going to keep playing golf.
23:21
23:21 >> I'm going to keep getting outdoors. I'm
23:23
23:23 going to do as much as possible with the
23:26
23:26 with the amount of daylight I have left
23:29
23:29 and still currently what the sun's out
23:31
23:31 here to like 8:30 8:45 for you it's like
23:35
23:35 [ __ ] 10:00 up where you're at you're
23:37
23:37 like this
23:38
23:38 >> yeah it's gone down now it's getting
23:39
23:39 shorter and shorter but yeah for sure
23:41
23:41 >> yeah but but still you got a ton of
23:43
23:43 daylight so I think before I become a
23:46
23:46 hibernating bear and just lock myself
23:49
23:49 indoors and and become super depressed
23:52
23:52 I'm going going to continue to go
23:54
23:54 outside and and do more. Um I I don't
23:57
23:57 know if I'll be able to get to Euseite
23:58
23:58 like I want to or out to Joshua Tree.
24:00
24:00 There's only so much time that we have
24:02
24:02 an ability with with the careers that we
24:04
24:04 have and the jobs that we currently do.
24:05
24:05 But um I'm going to continue to take
24:07
24:07 advantage of all of the summer and do as
24:10
24:10 much as I possibly can. So it's not over
24:12
24:12 just cuz time's changing, summer seems
24:15
24:15 to be going away for certain people. I'm
24:16
24:16 going to continue to go out and and I
24:18
24:18 welcome anybody that wants to go on
24:19
24:19 these adventures with me.
24:20
24:20 >> You know, you say summer's not ending.
24:21
24:21 When is the end of summer for you,
24:23
24:23 Joshua? Because for most people, the end
24:25
24:25 of summer is towards the end of August,
24:28
24:28 >> starting September.
24:30
24:30 >> I think the end of summer for me is when
24:31
24:31 it consistently drops in like the 60s
24:34
24:34 and 50s, like where you no longer can
24:36
24:36 just take your shirt off and hang around
24:38
24:38 your house or go in your backyard and
24:39
24:39 just get some sun on your skin, you
24:41
24:41 know? I I think that's when summer
24:44
24:44 officially kind of starts to box you in
24:46
24:46 when you no longer feel the warmth from
24:48
24:48 the sun. like the sun just is like
24:50
24:50 doesn't sit as high in the sky. It has a
24:52
24:52 little bit more of a droopy feel to it,
24:54
24:54 okay? You know, it doesn't sting your
24:56
24:56 skin. It doesn't require as much uh uh
24:59
24:59 sunscreen on your skin,
25:01
25:01 >> you know, like you just feel the bite
25:03
25:03 more and and when you feel it less and
25:05
25:05 less, I think that's when summer starts
25:06
25:06 to go away, at least for me.
25:07
25:07 >> Okay. Interesting. Okay. So,
25:08
25:08 >> like I don't feel the bite no more. I
25:10
25:10 don't feel the sting of the of the the
25:11
25:11 sun.
25:12
25:12 >> Okay. So, you're not
25:12
25:12 >> You hardly ever turn on your air
25:14
25:14 conditioning. You know, there's a lot of
25:15
25:15 markers, you know, that show up when
25:17
25:17 summer starting to like your jackets are
25:20
25:20 more you you're laying your jackets over
25:21
25:21 your couch more, your [ __ ] longer
25:23
25:23 socks are being put on. There's there
25:26
25:26 will be signs. There'll be signs that
25:28
25:28 summer's there'll be signs, man.
25:30
25:30 >> Okay.
25:31
25:31 >> Yeah, exactly.
25:32
25:32 >> Um, according to Google, the end of
25:34
25:34 summer is September 22nd. Does that
25:37
25:37 >> There you go. We got time better to you.
25:39
25:39 >> September.
25:40
25:40 >> We got time. Yeah. I'll I'll do it all
25:41
25:41 the way through October. Like if I'm out
25:43
25:43 trick-or-treating and the chocolate is
25:45
25:45 melting in my bag, it is still summer.
25:48
25:48 >> Still summer. You know,
25:50
25:50 >> that doesn't make any sense to me
25:52
25:52 because for me,
25:53
25:53 >> of course, summer of course labeling it.
25:55
25:55 >> End of August. I'll give you maybe no
25:58
25:58 end of August. And then once September
26:00
26:00 hits, that's fall season, buddy.
26:02
26:02 September is fall season. Yes, you're
26:05
26:05 going to have some days where it's kind
26:07
26:07 of hot, right? But that's okay because
26:09
26:09 you know that's hot is dying just like
26:11
26:11 summer's dying and the way it deserves
26:13
26:13 to die. So I'm okay with that. But right
26:17
26:17 now I'm like I'm like a corporate
26:18
26:18 setting, you know? I I'm like six months
26:20
26:20 ahead of time, right? So for me, end of
26:23
26:23 August, summer's dead going into fall.
26:26
26:26 I'm enjoying my fall pumpkin spice
26:29
26:29 lattes and and touching pumpkins and
26:32
26:32 just being with a pumpkin and still
26:35
26:35 being on the beach and stuff. Like you
26:37
26:37 can still enjoy that. Still have that.
26:38
26:38 But yeah, I feel like summer's summer's
26:40
26:40 over at the end of August for anybody.
26:42
26:42 Enough said. Enough said.
26:44
26:44 >> Yeah. Okay, that's fine.
26:46
26:46 >> It is. Thank you for
26:47
26:47 >> if you want to give it that kind of
26:48
26:48 death, that's okay. That's okay. And
26:50
26:50 that's the thing about labels. When you
26:51
26:51 label [ __ ] you look at a calendar when
26:53
26:53 you base your life off a label. I think
26:55
26:55 you put yourself in a box.
26:57
26:57 >> So it may be the end of summer on the
27:01
27:01 calendar, but summer's with you, man.
27:03
27:03 It's it's a spirit. There's a summer
27:05
27:05 spirit that doesn't ever have to die.
27:07
27:07 >> Oh my god, that's great, dude. I love
27:09
27:09 that.
27:10
27:10 >> Spoken like a true just hippie who
27:11
27:11 enjoys [ __ ] out the outdoors and
27:13
27:13 living, right?
27:13
27:13 >> Yeah, I guess so. I don't know, man. I
27:15
27:15 guess
27:16
27:16 >> you know, never ending summer. You can
27:17
27:17 chase summer around the world, you know,
27:19
27:19 like summer just ends like kind of here,
27:21
27:21 but maybe summer is still, you know,
27:23
27:23 kicking off in Hawaii or, you know,
27:25
27:25 somewhere else. Like it just doesn't
27:27
27:27 have to end is what I'm getting at.
27:28
27:28 Honestly, that's very true because like
27:30
27:30 for there's a lot of people out there
27:32
27:32 who really enjoy fall and who enjoy
27:34
27:34 winter and like they kind of just like
27:36
27:36 perpetually live in that time period,
27:39
27:39 you know? Like there's people who just
27:41
27:41 like go all out Halloween [ __ ] 365
27:44
27:44 days a year kind of thing. And people do
27:46
27:46 the same thing for Christmas and like
27:48
27:48 I'm sure you can just chase that dragon
27:50
27:50 uh no matter what your what your fancy
27:52
27:52 really. So
27:54
27:54 >> Mhm. Yeah.
27:55
27:55 >> But Joshua, that summer that's it.
27:57
27:57 That's all I had for summer's ending.
27:58
27:58 You know, summer's over.
27:60
27:60 >> And
28:01
28:01 >> with summer being over,
28:03
28:03 >> I wanted to put a quarter in the jukebox
28:07
28:07 >> and, you know, kind of kind of ramp us
28:09
28:09 in to the fall season, the Halloween
28:13
28:13 season, right? Uh, so Joshua gave me the
28:15
28:15 reigns on this one again. He told me,
28:18
28:18 "Sean, you keep telling me I'm sucking
28:20
28:20 at all these AI Seans, and I know that
28:24
28:24 you can't do better. So, here's your
28:26
28:26 quarter, and try to make something
28:28
28:28 work."
28:30
28:30 >> And I looked at Joshua.
28:32
28:32 >> I looked him in his little bey little
28:33
28:33 little eyes and I said, "Joshua,
28:36
28:36 >> you you don't know nothing, Joshua. You
28:37
28:37 don't know nothing." And I started
28:39
28:39 crying. And in those tears, I found a
28:43
28:43 way to write this Sean. Joshua, I wrote
28:45
28:45 the lyrics and everything to this Sean
28:46
28:46 except the music. Of course, we let AI
28:48
28:48 handle that [ __ ] Um, but this Sean is
28:50
28:50 called When Summer Dies,
28:53
28:53 >> and it is a
28:55
28:55 >> I guess we can call it a pirate anthem.
28:58
28:58 Uh, about summer dying.
29:01
29:01 >> So, Joshua, if you would allow me to
29:04
29:04 share my screen with you and the people
29:06
29:06 watching, uh, keep on watching. And for
29:08
29:08 those of you listening, uh, keep on
29:10
29:10 listening because this Sean is for you.
29:12
29:12 Uh, buddy, are you ready for this one?
29:15
29:15 >> I'm absolutely ready. I'm ready to take
29:16
29:16 a drink and uh just top my glass off.
29:19
29:19 Let's go, buddy.
29:20
29:20 >> All right, everybody. He said he's
29:21
29:21 ready. I'm ready. You're ready. Here we
29:23
29:23 go. When summer dies, enjoy.
29:30
29:30 >> Listen here, you scurvy dog.
29:34
29:34 Better dine animal
29:37
29:37 than die beneath their claws.
29:49
29:49 I fear no man on any shore I land. I
29:53
29:53 fear no rope, no gun, no king's command.
29:56
29:56 I've slept with bones. I've sailed with
29:60
29:60 ghosts. I've kissed the teeth of things
30:03
30:03 men fear the most.
30:05
30:05 >> But he feared her.
30:07
30:07 >> Yes, he feared her.
30:09
30:09 I found a coconut
30:11
30:11 >> golden in the sand.
30:13
30:13 >> It whispered my name.
30:15
30:15 >> When I took it in my hand,
30:17
30:17 >> I split the shells.
30:19
30:19 >> The whole sea turned green. And standing
30:22
30:22 in the moonlight was a summer queen.
30:25
30:25 >> Summer girl, summer girl,
30:27
30:27 >> don't you go away. Keep the flowers
30:30
30:30 blooming. Keep the winter gray.
30:33
30:33 >> Summer girl, summer girl,
30:35
30:35 >> stay here by the sea, SHE SAID. WHEN THE
30:38
30:38 SUMMER DIES,
30:40
30:40 >> SO do I.
30:45
30:45 >> She made the palms dance. She made the
30:47
30:47 warm rainfall. Little yellow flowers
30:50
30:50 started climbing up the wall.
30:53
30:53 >> She kissed my mouth
30:54
30:54 >> and the whole world grew. Watermelon red
30:58
30:58 and swimming pool blue. We danced with
31:02
31:02 the crabs. We drunk beneath the moon. I
31:04
31:04 said, "Darling, make September come a
31:07
31:07 little too soon." She laughed.
31:09
31:09 >> Then she cried.
31:11
31:11 >> Summer has to die.
31:13
31:13 >> Summer has to die.
31:16
31:16 >> Her hands grew cold, though the night
31:19
31:19 was warm. Dead little flowers gathered
31:23
31:23 in her arms. I said, "Tell the sun it
31:27
31:27 cannot disappear." She said, "Captain,
31:30
31:30 winter's almost here.
31:33
31:33 Girl, summer girl,
31:35
31:35 >> don't you go away. I'll shoot the moon.
31:37
31:37 I'll sink the night. I'll kill November
31:39
31:39 gray.
31:40
31:40 >> Summer girl, summer girl,
31:42
31:42 >> tell me what to do. She said you cannot
31:45
31:45 save the summer just because it loves
31:48
31:48 you.
31:52
31:52 I fought with men. I fought with God.
31:56
31:56 I've cursed the sea and lightning rods.
31:60
31:60 But no sword cuts on them. No bullet
32:03
32:03 stops the cord. And even pirates learn
32:06
32:06 some treasure can't be.
32:10
32:10 >> Some treasure can't be.
32:14
32:14 >> Some treasure can't be girl.
32:18
32:18 >> The leaves are coming down. Your flower
32:20
32:20 crown is dying. Your feet don't touch
32:23
32:23 the ground.
32:24
32:24 >> Summer girl, summer girl.
32:26
32:26 >> The morning's turning white. She kissed
32:28
32:28 me once and turned into a coconut at
32:31
32:31 midnight.
32:36
32:36 Now every June I sail back there.
32:40
32:40 >> A coconut waits in the warm night air
32:43
32:43 and I hold her close till the cold winds
32:47
32:47 blow
32:48
32:48 because
32:55
32:55 >> there you go buddy. There is when summer
32:58
32:58 dies. I don't know if you caught some
33:00
33:00 vibes on that one, buddy. I don't know
33:01
33:01 if you caught the uh the me grilling you
33:04
33:04 because you're the summer girl, buddy.
33:06
33:06 You're the summer girl who uh just needs
33:08
33:08 to let summer die.
33:10
33:10 >> That is
33:12
33:12 No, that there was lyricism and I love
33:14
33:14 it. I love it when you write your own
33:16
33:16 lyrics like that.
33:18
33:18 >> Um I think you really do have a place in
33:20
33:20 like theme park music. I felt like I was
33:23
33:23 on like a like a a pirate ride at the
33:26
33:26 boardwalk or something, you know?
33:28
33:28 >> Yeah, I was going I was going for a
33:30
33:30 piratey uh story, love story about
33:32
33:32 summer dying. And uh I was really
33:35
33:35 channeling my uh dead man's Bones, the
33:38
33:38 Ryan Gosling uh band that I really
33:40
33:40 really enjoy for the Halloween time. So,
33:42
33:42 I wanted like chorus like kid chorus and
33:45
33:45 just deep vocal. So, I was like, I want
33:47
33:47 that. And that's exactly how I wrote
33:49
33:49 that. So, I really love that chorus
33:51
33:51 though. The summer girl chorus is
33:52
33:52 [ __ ] it's catchy, dude. Summer girl.
33:54
33:54 >> I could see that being like in a
33:55
33:55 musical, you know, like a musical type
33:57
33:57 of jam. People singing and dancing on
34:00
34:00 stage like like a play,
34:03
34:03 >> you know? I could see that being
34:04
34:04 something like that. Like a very
34:05
34:05 interactive kind of Sean
34:08
34:08 >> where you need multiple people to play
34:10
34:10 along with with the lyrics.
34:12
34:12 >> Yeah, it's Yeah, I could I could see
34:14
34:14 it's it was fun like that for sure.
34:16
34:16 Thank you, buddy. Thank you. So, there
34:17
34:17 you go. There's my quarter for the
34:18
34:18 jukebox, everybody.
34:21
34:21 Oh, [ __ ] wine's burping now.
34:24
34:24 >> How many versions of that Sean did you
34:26
34:26 did you lay down? I
34:27
34:27 >> Okay, so here's the funny part about
34:29
34:29 this. So, that was the second version
34:30
34:30 that I laid down, but I created
34:33
34:33 >> It's not that bad.
34:33
34:33 >> Hang on. No, no, I created about 15.
34:38
34:38 >> 15. That's not terrible. 15 is not that
34:40
34:40 bad.
34:41
34:41 >> It's not, but it's still like it's still
34:42
34:42 a lot. Like, and to come back all the
34:44
34:44 way to number two like that,
34:47
34:47 >> I was like, o. And the only thing I
34:49
34:49 changed about that second version was
34:50
34:50 the intro portion of that. Uh it wasn't
34:53
34:53 the way that the the AI was doing like
34:55
34:55 the the vocals wasn't working with me.
34:57
34:57 So I had to like completely rewrite the
34:59
34:59 the little intro spoken intro so that it
35:02
35:02 kind of like flowed a little better. So
35:05
35:05 >> Well, I think that's what's funny
35:06
35:06 because I I think that's the funny part
35:08
35:08 about the music that we do on here. It's
35:09
35:09 like
35:11
35:11 sure it's AI assisted, but it's always
35:13
35:13 going to be like original thoughts and
35:15
35:15 it's always going to be our storytelling
35:17
35:17 and it's always going to be the only one
35:18
35:18 that I've ever done was the [ __ ]
35:20
35:20 wheel one.
35:21
35:21 >> That
35:22
35:22 >> I'm going to be real honest with you.
35:23
35:23 Great.
35:24
35:24 >> That's that's the only one
35:26
35:26 >> where I let AI literally take the wheel.
35:29
35:29 >> Yeah.
35:30
35:30 >> And just [ __ ] it and roll with it. No
35:32
35:32 pun intended. Like that was the only one
35:34
35:34 that I I really just let the rubber hit
35:36
35:36 the road on it. Literally
35:39
35:39 >> now Mia Mia sent me she just finished
35:41
35:41 editing that episode by the way and it's
35:43
35:43 uploaded and stuff. Uh but Mia sent me
35:45
35:45 the cut to that one. Uh
35:47
35:47 >> and the portion where we are listening
35:50
35:50 to
35:51
35:51 >> uh your AI complete track Joshua. You
35:54
35:54 you kept breaking so hard listening to
35:56
35:56 that. just kept laughing and laughing
35:58
35:58 and then it I didn't get it until the
36:01
36:01 end of the Sean that it was about a tire
36:04
36:04 and then it just hilar calamity and
36:07
36:07 hilarious ensued
36:09
36:09 >> and I I'm pretty sure that's going to be
36:11
36:11 a short and I can't wait for that short.
36:13
36:13 It's going to be [ __ ] funny, dude.
36:15
36:15 >> And you know what's funny? It's even
36:16
36:16 funnier is I was very tempted to write
36:19
36:19 the the next Sean the following that the
36:21
36:21 next episode that we did obviously uh we
36:23
36:23 we wrote a different one for that one or
36:25
36:25 I did or whatever. Um, I wanted to write
36:28
36:28 a love Sean of the the frame of the car
36:32
36:32 that missing the wheels.
36:36
36:36 So, I wanted to tie it together like I'm
36:40
36:40 missing you wheel, you know, like I
36:42
36:42 wanted to really bring it home and have
36:44
36:44 like a a a like a duet, you know, where
36:46
36:46 the tire came back to the frame, you
36:48
36:48 know, the body of the car and
36:50
36:50 >> and then they made micro machines, you
36:52
36:52 know, little hot wheels together. And I
36:53
36:53 really I really wanted to have baby
36:55
36:55 wheels
36:56
36:56 >> like little micro machines.
36:59
36:59 >> Yeah. Like I really I wanted to birth,
37:02
37:02 you know, but then I was like, you know
37:03
37:03 what, Joshua, let's we're going to have
37:04
37:04 some fun with that. There may be Seans
37:06
37:06 that don't even make the the podcast
37:08
37:08 that we're going to put together on
37:09
37:09 another channel. But it's going to be
37:10
37:10 fun. Like that's So that spoiler alert,
37:12
37:12 that's what I wanted to do with that
37:13
37:13 Sean. Um so be on the lookout for that
37:16
37:16 one.
37:16
37:16 >> It still can happen, bro. Just like we
37:18
37:18 talked about a few weeks ago. Uh you can
37:20
37:20 still make friends, right? You can still
37:21
37:21 find new friends, right? Even even in
37:23
37:23 the older ages, right? So we that Sean
37:25
37:25 will probably get a sequel. So just
37:27
37:27 it'll be on Yeah. a separate channel
37:28
37:28 which I'm still waiting for. Josh has to
37:31
37:31 make it. Yeah. Just,
37:32
37:32 >> you know, just taking a sweet ass time
37:34
37:34 to be on.
37:34
37:34 >> Sweet ass time. Yeah. Yeah. Like Sean,
37:36
37:36 like I said, we got a backlog and we're
37:38
37:38 working on it and um that channel's
37:40
37:40 coming. It's going to be fun.
37:44
37:44 >> But there you go. There's my AI Sean for
37:45
37:45 the week, everybody. Hope you hopefully
37:46
37:46 you enjoyed it. I actually did have a
37:48
37:48 really fun time writing that one and I
37:50
37:50 felt that passion again. And oh to to
37:52
37:52 comment on what you were saying about uh
37:55
37:55 the the amount of people we put into
37:58
37:58 these Seans, you only get a shitty AI
38:01
38:01 Sean if you put in a shitty amount of
38:04
38:04 time, right? It's AI is only as good as
38:07
38:07 you make it, right?
38:08
38:08 >> And so I like to think of Joshua and I
38:10
38:10 as talented creative writers and our
38:14
38:14 instrument of choice is the ones and
38:17
38:17 zeros of AI, right? Because again, if
38:20
38:20 you put in a prompt into a a chatbot,
38:22
38:22 right, it's only going to give you what
38:24
38:24 you put into it, right? So, if you put
38:25
38:25 in really good descriptive creativity,
38:29
38:29 actual writing, then you're going to get
38:31
38:31 something decent, you know? And as much
38:35
38:35 as it may hurt you to know this, you are
38:38
38:38 probably being fooled on your social
38:40
38:40 platforms right now by a lot of AI and
38:42
38:42 you don't even know it. So,
38:45
38:45 >> just embrace it and live with the fact
38:48
38:48 that you're gonna have to drink beat
38:50
38:50 boxes for the rest of your life. Uh
38:52
38:52 because we have no drinking water.
38:54
38:54 >> So, with that being said, buddy, let's
38:56
38:56 head on over to our last topic for the
38:58
38:58 week. Uh this one is solely called
39:02
39:02 Steven.
39:03
39:03 >> Steven, which is short for our man, the
39:06
39:06 myth, the legend, Stephen Spielberg. Um
39:10
39:10 Joshua wanted me to queue him up because
39:11
39:11 he had a question for me before we even
39:13
39:13 started about this. So Joshua, what is
39:15
39:15 your question before we even start this
39:17
39:17 topic about Steven Spielberg?
39:19
39:19 >> Okay, before we get into Stephen,
39:21
39:21 Stephen has made a lot of movies and I
39:23
39:23 need to get your take on movies because
39:25
39:25 Sean, you you watch a lot of movies. But
39:27
39:27 before we talk about the man himself and
39:30
39:30 potentially some of the movies he has
39:32
39:32 made, I want to hit you with some
39:34
39:34 movies. I can I I have a list here and I
39:37
39:37 want to know you love it, you hate it,
39:39
39:39 recommend it. Just
39:41
39:41 >> quick take.
39:42
39:42 >> Uh
39:42
39:42 >> I like this.
39:43
39:43 >> Uh movie number one. Here we go.
39:45
39:45 Oblivion.
39:47
39:47 >> Uh it
39:50
39:50 I I mean I would recommend.
39:53
39:53 >> Okay. Oblivion. I Okay. I like Oblivion.
39:55
39:55 Okay. How How about Gravity?
39:59
39:59 >> Gravity is great. I would say
40:03
40:03 probably
40:05
40:05 I'd put it up there with like Inception
40:06
40:06 in terms of like movies that you have to
40:08
40:08 watch at least once. So, I would
40:11
40:11 definitely say yes for sure.
40:12
40:12 >> Okay. Inception was on the on the list
40:14
40:14 as well. So, I'm glad you touched on
40:15
40:15 that. Have you seen Project Hail Mary
40:17
40:17 yet?
40:18
40:18 >> Project Hell Mary is by far the most fun
40:22
40:22 uh modernday Gravity Inception, you
40:25
40:25 know, like the like movies based off
40:27
40:27 books kind of thing like right now. Like
40:29
40:29 that is probably top tier. So,
40:32
40:32 >> yeah, I recommend that movie too. That
40:33
40:33 was that was that was actually a pretty
40:34
40:34 fun one. Uh okay, we're going to go back
40:36
40:36 on this one. How about Armageddon? Good
40:38
40:38 old Bruce Willis.
40:39
40:39 >> Good old Bruce Willis. I mean, it's
40:40
40:40 another classic movie, dude. Another
40:42
40:42 classic one that you have to watch at
40:43
40:43 least once. Uh is it good? Uh you know,
40:47
40:47 it's just a a summer action movie. So,
40:50
40:50 take that for what you will. Uh this is
40:52
40:52 like back before like the Marvel action
40:54
40:54 movies, so it's like it's like a a
40:56
40:56 original classic action. So, watch it
40:59
40:59 once, maybe you like it, maybe you
41:00
41:00 don't. I would say I personally
41:04
41:04 I can watch it once and be done with it.
41:06
41:06 Like I've seen it more than once
41:07
41:07 obviously, but yeah, one time is good
41:09
41:09 for me.
41:10
41:10 >> Okay. But I got two more for you and
41:12
41:12 then you can lay Steven on us or
41:14
41:14 Steven's going to lay on us. One or the
41:15
41:15 other. Um
41:17
41:17 >> All right. How about Event Horizon? What
41:20
41:20 did you think of that movie?
41:22
41:22 >> I did not see Event Horizon.
41:23
41:23 >> I don't have an opinion.
41:25
41:25 >> Okay. Okay. Question question mark. You
41:27
41:27 got to watch that one. Event that. I
41:29
41:29 like that one too. Okay. The very last
41:30
41:30 one I have for you, again, this is a
41:32
41:32 this is a throwback. This is one that
41:34
41:34 that sparked my interest into the cosmos
41:37
41:37 when I watched it for the first time.
41:39
41:39 >> How about Contact?
41:42
41:42 >> Contact is another classic
41:44
41:44 >> just
41:46
41:46 >> I mean, can you even I would say it is
41:49
41:49 sci-fi, right? Um
41:53
41:53 but definitely definitely worth a watch.
41:55
41:55 So, right up there, dude. So, I would
41:57
41:57 >> Okay.
41:58
41:58 >> watch it for sure.
41:59
41:59 >> All right. I test you with a few of
42:00
42:00 those before you hit us with Stephen.
42:02
42:02 What's Stephen all about?
42:03
42:03 >> So Stephen is about Stephen Spielberg. I
42:07
42:07 just yesterday watched the movie
42:10
42:10 Disclosure Day. Joshua talked about his
42:12
42:12 experience with Disclosure Day months
42:14
42:14 ago at this point. It's been a little
42:16
42:16 while. It's been a little while. So
42:17
42:17 buddy, first question I have for you. Uh
42:19
42:19 you remember the movie, correct?
42:21
42:21 >> I do remember the movie. Yes.
42:22
42:22 >> Okay. Okay, perfect. That's all we need
42:25
42:25 to know going into this. Uh this will be
42:27
42:27 spoiler heavy for the movie disclosure
42:30
42:30 day. So if you don't want spoilers, uh
42:33
42:33 feel free to skip this subject and or
42:35
42:35 skip this topic until I don't know some
42:37
42:37 time stamp. Uh cuz we won't be just
42:40
42:40 talking about disclosure day. We're
42:41
42:41 going to be talking about Stephen
42:41
42:41 Spielberg's entire catalog of movies. Uh
42:44
42:44 but for right now, I'm going to give
42:46
42:46 myself five minutes, buddy, starting
42:48
42:48 right now to talk about spoilers for
42:50
42:50 Disclosure Day. So skip ahead five
42:51
42:51 minutes and there will be no more uh
42:53
42:53 spoilers. First of all,
42:56
42:56 I actually enjoyed the ending to
42:58
42:58 Disclosure Day.
42:60
42:60 >> Joshua did not enjoy the ending, which
43:03
43:03 was basically they disclosed everything,
43:05
43:05 right? They put on their news broadcast,
43:07
43:07 they disclosed it. There was an alien
43:09
43:09 that came out, which I thought was kind
43:10
43:10 of weird, but it's Stephen Spielberg,
43:12
43:12 and I'll get back to that in a second.
43:13
43:13 Um, but they disclosed everything and
43:15
43:15 everything kind of was like, "Oh, let's
43:17
43:17 go." And then it ended. I didn't think
43:18
43:18 it ended I didn't think it ended on a
43:20
43:20 cliffhanger. Like she says, "Listen,"
43:22
43:22 and like it's I don't know. I feel like
43:24
43:24 everything was said at that point, you
43:26
43:26 know, like like I don't think it ended
43:28
43:28 on a cliffhanger. Um, what I did not
43:31
43:31 enjoy about the movie, I sent this to
43:33
43:33 Joshua uh while I was watching it. I
43:35
43:35 messaged him on the little Snapchat.
43:37
43:37 >> He did. That's true. That's facts.
43:38
43:38 >> The The thing that broke me out of the
43:41
43:41 realism was the scene with the train.
43:45
43:45 The The car scene with the train where
43:47
43:47 they they get their car pushed into the
43:49
43:49 train.
43:50
43:50 >> Yeah. and they like have to escape
43:53
43:53 basically because another train is
43:54
43:54 coming on. Head on to them. That moment,
43:57
43:57 that entire scene took me out of the
43:59
43:59 movie completely because it was so
44:02
44:02 unrealistic and really janky. Like the
44:05
44:05 way that they did their CGI and [ __ ]
44:07
44:07 like
44:08
44:08 >> it took me out of the movie so quick. I
44:11
44:11 I literally messaged Joshua. I was like,
44:13
44:13 "What the [ __ ] is happening right now?"
44:15
44:15 And I paused the movie because I was
44:17
44:17 like, "This feels like I'm kind of
44:19
44:19 towards the end of the movie." And that
44:21
44:21 scene happens Joshua halfway through,
44:23
44:23 literally halfway through the movie. And
44:26
44:26 it's just like, "Okay, well, if I was
44:28
44:28 writing like when to go to the bathroom
44:29
44:29 kind of things, you know those when to
44:30
44:30 go to the bathroom during movie blogs,
44:32
44:32 this would be the time you can go to the
44:34
44:34 bathroom because this doesn't make any
44:35
44:35 [ __ ] sense." Like they they they
44:37
44:37 escape. They escape, but in a weird
44:39
44:39 [ __ ] way. And I I just I hated it. I
44:41
44:41 hated it so much. But overall though,
44:44
44:44 overall though, the movie was okay. I
44:48
44:48 didn't I didn't not enjoy it other than
44:50
44:50 that one part. Um,
44:53
44:53 I kind of thought Jane was pointless.
44:56
44:56 Like I didn't see any reason for her to
44:58
44:58 be there, you know, other than like just
45:01
45:01 a weird romance like plot point. And
45:05
45:05 then after a certain point, she didn't
45:07
45:07 even matter. And it was like, well, why
45:10
45:10 are you there? And then I felt like he
45:12
45:12 had to kind of write a reason for her to
45:13
45:13 be there. And so he gave her that stupid
45:16
45:16 little stick thing and then she gave it
45:18
45:18 to them so they could power on the
45:19
45:19 [ __ ] the whole setup and witch call
45:22
45:22 it and do all that [ __ ] And I think
45:24
45:24 that was the only reason that she was
45:25
45:25 even still alive. Like otherwise I I
45:27
45:27 would have just killed her. I would have
45:28
45:28 killed her inside that [ __ ] barn
45:29
45:29 house, dude. And it just like I don't
45:31
45:31 know. I don't know. I guess it'd make
45:33
45:33 sense in his mind, which is all right.
45:35
45:35 But back to the alien thing real quick.
45:37
45:37 Aliens. Uh, when that alien got rolled
45:41
45:41 out in the wheelchair, dude, I I started
45:43
45:43 laughing. I was like I was like, typical
45:46
45:46 Steven Spielberg always has to put in an
45:48
45:48 alien somewhere, dude. In a weird way.
45:51
45:51 Like it just [ __ ] rolls out on his
45:53
45:53 little [ __ ] little Willie chair. And
45:55
45:55 then he stands up and he's like [ __ ]
45:57
45:57 It was It was almost like a Willy Wonka
45:59
45:59 situation. It stood up.
46:02
46:02 put his little alien [ __ ] hands
46:05
46:05 shaking aliens shaking hands on their
46:07
46:07 shoulders and it was like click click
46:08
46:08 click click click click and then he had
46:10
46:10 to tell her what he said. Um, but I
46:13
46:13 thought that scene was odd, but I feel
46:16
46:16 like that's kind of like Steven
46:18
46:18 Spielberg's like mo like his just motive
46:21
46:21 right now is just exposing us to aliens.
46:24
46:24 Um,
46:25
46:25 so I guess that's a that's the end of
46:27
46:27 spoiler corner. So I I enjoyed the
46:30
46:30 movie. So, for those of you who skipped
46:32
46:32 ahead five minutes, uh, thank you for
46:35
46:35 skipping ahead. There's no spoilers from
46:37
46:37 this point on. Uh, I enjoyed the movie.
46:39
46:39 I would give the movie
46:43
46:43 probably like a seven out of 10 I'm
46:46
46:46 really leaning towards like a 6.5
46:48
46:48 though. So, like I guess I would say,
46:50
46:50 you know what, definitively
46:52
46:52 right now, 6.5 out of 10. That's what I
46:55
46:55 would give the movie, buddy. What would
46:56
46:56 you give the movie?
46:58
46:58 >> Uh, I I would give it like an eight.
47:02
47:02 I'd give it an eight.
47:03
47:03 >> Jesus.
47:03
47:03 >> I'd give it an eight. I would have to
47:05
47:05 because I mean there were there was
47:06
47:06 there was a lot of mixed emotions in the
47:08
47:08 movie for me. You know, I kind of felt
47:11
47:11 for humanity and like what we usually do
47:13
47:13 to things that we just
47:16
47:16 naturally destroy, you know, just our
47:18
47:18 curiosity tends to be chaotic and
47:20
47:20 destructive. Um, and I in a in a weird
47:23
47:23 kind of way, I felt myself feeling bad
47:26
47:26 for anything that's new and
47:28
47:28 undiscovered, like we're just going to
47:29
47:29 show up and ruin it. Um, so in a way it
47:33
47:33 kind of made me feel bad for the people
47:35
47:35 who are in charge of making these
47:37
47:37 decisions, like are they the best people
47:39
47:39 if we do in fact find intelligent life?
47:42
47:42 Are they just going to rip it apart like
47:44
47:44 one big experiment? Like is that the
47:46
47:46 nicest thing to do? Um, so for me it
47:49
47:49 just kind of like it tugged at my
47:51
47:51 heartstrings like we just destroy things
47:52
47:52 that are naturally maybe beautiful. And
47:55
47:55 again, it got into my feels, man,
47:56
47:56 because we tend to break things like
47:58
47:58 that that that we're curious about. And
47:60
47:60 it's unfortunate, but because it touched
48:02
48:02 me the way it did, you know, in a
48:04
48:04 fascinating way. I I got to scale it up,
48:06
48:06 you know. I didn't laugh at the alien at
48:08
48:08 the end. I mean, it is kind of silly
48:10
48:10 like when I think
48:10
48:10 >> spoilers said there was no spoilers at
48:12
48:12 the end of this.
48:12
48:12 >> No, sorry. Sorry. When [ __ ] wheels
48:14
48:14 comes out, you know what I'm saying? I'm
48:16
48:16 like, man, baby,
48:17
48:17 >> I laugh.
48:18
48:18 >> Wheels just Yeah. hits the switches and
48:20
48:20 all of a sudden he's standing. You know
48:21
48:21 what I'm saying? Like um
48:22
48:22 >> I [ ] laugh like a [ ] I
48:24
48:24 was like, "Look at that guy. [ __ ]
48:26
48:26 dumbass."
48:27
48:27 >> Yeah.
48:28
48:28 >> Just I for me,
48:29
48:29 >> I'm going to torture you and your
48:30
48:30 [ __ ] family.
48:31
48:31 >> That's how I felt about it, buddy.
48:33
48:33 >> I felt
48:33
48:33 >> But it makes it makes sense why you
48:35
48:35 would go that direction. And I would go
48:36
48:36 the direction I go cuz I just, you know,
48:38
48:38 I'm just in touch with different parts
48:40
48:40 of uh, you know, I could look at a rock
48:42
48:42 and just say, "Damn, dude, that rock is
48:44
48:44 so cool."
48:45
48:45 >> You know, I want to be like that rock,
48:47
48:47 you know?
48:47
48:47 >> All right. Now, the now for the real
48:50
48:50 real topic on hand here with Stephen.
48:52
48:52 >> Steven Spielberg has been around for a
48:54
48:54 very long time making movies, directing
48:57
48:57 movies, and whatnot. Now, I'm going to
48:58
48:58 say something very controversial right
48:60
48:60 now, buddy. Very hot take.
49:02
49:02 >> Do it. I think Stephen Spielberg hasn't
49:05
49:05 put out a good movie since probably
49:09
49:09 2008.
49:10
49:10 >> Whoa. What movie was that?
49:13
49:13 >> I know. I know. It is a very, very hot
49:16
49:16 take. And the movie that I'm talking
49:19
49:19 about, buddy, the movie that I'm
49:20
49:20 thinking is Stephen Spielberg's last
49:22
49:22 good movie uh was Indiana Jones in the
49:25
49:25 Crystal Skull.
49:26
49:26 >> M. You like Crystal Skull? Really?
49:28
49:28 >> I'm going to I'm going to die on this
49:31
49:31 hill today, boy. I'm going to die on
49:33
49:33 this hill saying that Crystal Skull was
49:35
49:35 probably one of the last movies that he
49:37
49:37 put out that was good
49:39
49:39 and enjoyable for a summertime just like
49:43
49:43 [ __ ] you movie, you know?
49:44
49:44 >> Oh my god.
49:45
49:45 >> But this also this also I feel adds to
49:48
49:48 this Steven Spielberg is abducted has
49:51
49:51 been abducted by aliens uh theory that
49:54
49:54 I'm going off of buddy because
49:57
49:57 >> what was like his one of his like his
49:58
49:58 main movies?
50:00
50:00 Do you remember? Do you remember what
50:02
50:02 one of his main movies was?
50:03
50:03 >> ET.
50:04
50:04 >> Before ET,
50:05
50:05 >> it was Close Encounters of the Third
50:08
50:08 Kind. Remember that movie?
50:09
50:09 >> Got it. Yes.
50:10
50:10 >> Right. Maybe
50:11
50:11 >> another alien company. That was like the
50:13
50:13 start of his like alien like
50:17
50:17 kind of kind of kind of mentality there,
50:20
50:20 right? Then he did ET. Then he did The
50:22
50:22 Twilight Zone, which is not alien, but
50:24
50:24 it's definitely like dimensional, right?
50:27
50:27 Dimensional thinking, right? You got to
50:29
50:29 think about that. And then he did a
50:30
50:30 whole bunch of just other good movies
50:32
50:32 like Hook was in there, Indiana Jones,
50:34
50:34 Jurassic Park, right? And then in 2005,
50:39
50:39 he did War of the Worlds, which was
50:42
50:42 again about aliens. He's bringing it
50:45
50:45 back, right? He's bringing back the
50:46
50:46 aliens. And then he does Indiana Jones
50:49
50:49 in the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull,
50:51
50:51 which as we all know is what, Joshua?
50:55
50:55 It's about aliens. Exactly. It's about
50:58
50:58 aliens again, dude. And now you have
51:01
51:01 this one a few years later, Disclosure
51:03
51:03 Day, back to his roots, back to what is
51:06
51:06 like his like bread and butter right
51:08
51:08 now. And I think that this Disclosure
51:10
51:10 Day movie is setting a precedent for
51:13
51:13 Steven Spielberg to to just come out as
51:16
51:16 an alien. And that's the theory that I'm
51:18
51:18 holding on to, that he is an alien and
51:22
51:22 he's just kind of like giving the
51:24
51:24 zeitgeist of humanity a look into an
51:26
51:26 alien brain. Because how else would you
51:29
51:29 explain somebody who who did the movie
51:31
51:31 The Big BG
51:34
51:34 and Ready Player 1 and then the next
51:38
51:38 year did Westside Story. like someone
51:42
51:42 explain that to me
51:44
51:44 and the only logical explanation I have
51:45
51:45 is that he's a [ __ ] alien dude. He's
51:47
51:47 an alien or he was abducted by aliens
51:49
51:49 and he's just telling this throughout
51:51
51:51 his disography of movies that he's
51:52
51:52 directed.
51:54
51:54 >> So hot take. Stephen Spielberg
51:58
51:58 >> hadn't really put out a good movie until
52:01
52:01 Disclosure Day, I guess you could say.
52:03
52:03 So that's my hot take, buddy. That's my
52:06
52:06 hot take.
52:07
52:07 >> I'm holding by it. I'm standing by it.
52:08
52:08 I'm standing on business. Prove me
52:11
52:11 wrong. Prove me wrong.
52:12
52:12 >> Okay. Well, we'll find out. I mean, we
52:14
52:14 leave it that. We'll find out.
52:18
52:18 What else can I say?
52:19
52:19 >> All right, buddy. That was it. I just
52:20
52:20 wanted to give Stephen Spielberg some
52:21
52:21 love because I actually did enjoy
52:23
52:23 Disclosure Day, even though I gave it a
52:25
52:25 six. Uh, but it's still a pretty fun
52:27
52:27 ride.
52:27
52:27 >> So, with that being said, buddy, let's
52:29
52:29 start to wrap up this show. Let's end
52:31
52:31 this [ __ ] Let's do some fun finds.
52:32
52:32 Lucky numbers. I'm getting all hot and
52:34
52:34 sweaty thanks to this beatbox over here.
52:35
52:35 So, what do you got?
52:37
52:37 >> All right. Okay. So, for you know, those
52:39
52:39 of you just first joining us or first
52:41
52:41 watching, I don't know, all the way
52:42
52:42 episode 148 and it's first time showing
52:45
52:45 us or joining us. Um, I typically show
52:48
52:48 off Funkos and I'm not going to change
52:50
52:50 that. I'm just going to keep on doing
52:51
52:51 that. I got a couple Funkos here. I
52:54
52:54 don't know if I should show them both
52:55
52:55 off, but why not, dude? We're just
52:56
52:56 having fun here. This is another one of
52:57
52:57 those episodes. Uh, found this at uh one
53:01
53:01 of two Funkos. This is my fun Wolverine.
53:06
53:06 Uh, what is this? the uh what is this
53:08
53:08 one here? This is the Spider-Man mashup
53:12
53:12 version right here.
53:13
53:13 >> Pretty [ __ ] cool, dude. That's great.
53:16
53:16 >> Yeah, this is the uh Wolverine
53:18
53:18 Spider-Man mashup. Okay, there's that
53:19
53:19 one. And then not only did I find that
53:21
53:21 one because it's part of a set. I also
53:24
53:24 found
53:25
53:25 my Hey, this is one of my favorite
53:27
53:27 characters. I know people hate this guy,
53:29
53:29 but uh this is my Doctor Strange
53:32
53:32 Spider-Man.
53:33
53:33 >> Oh, he's upside down. Yeah, I saw that
53:36
53:36 one today. That's awesome.
53:38
53:38 >> Pretty sick. So, those are my two fun
53:40
53:40 finds from Target. Showing off two
53:42
53:42 because I have two. No pun intended. I
53:45
53:45 got so many fun codes. And uh like Sean
53:49
53:49 said, uh fall's coming and I got some
53:52
53:52 stuff coming.
53:54
53:54 >> Yes,
53:54
53:54 >> I got a backlog like Sean's got. Uh
53:56
53:56 hopefully we didn't buy the same stuff.
53:59
53:59 >> We probably did. Um
54:01
54:01 there was a lot of stuff coming. And uh
54:04
54:04 that's all I got, man. Hope you guys
54:05
54:05 enjoyed that. Good, man. Hey, I'll show
54:08
54:08 off my fun finds, too. I also have two
54:10
54:10 fun finds. Uh, and I also got them at
54:13
54:13 Target, which is how I knew that I s I
54:14
54:14 saw that uh Stranger Doctor Strange one.
54:17
54:17 Uh, but I got two of two ones that I
54:19
54:19 don't usually get, but they were in a
54:22
54:22 pair and just like Joshua did like two
54:24
54:24 weeks ago, you can't get one without the
54:26
54:26 other. And so, I was like, come on, man.
54:28
54:28 You get you just got to do it. And
54:30
54:30 there's this is no sponsorship for
54:31
54:31 [ __ ] Target, but I got these little
54:34
54:34 guys here. So, this is Bullseye as
54:37
54:37 Woody.
54:38
54:38 >> Yep.
54:38
54:38 >> And you can't have one without the
54:40
54:40 other. So, here's Bullseye as
54:42
54:42 [ __ ] Buzz Lightyear, baby.
54:45
54:45 >> Damn. I almost got those, too. I almost
54:47
54:47 got those.
54:48
54:48 >> I got both these bad boys.
54:49
54:49 >> I'm glad you got them. I'm glad you got
54:50
54:50 them.
54:50
54:50 >> Yeah. Thank you, man. Thank you. So,
54:51
54:51 they are Funko originals. They're
54:54
54:54 they're tag basically. That's what they
54:55
54:55 mean. Like they're tag. So, they're
54:57
54:57 limited edition.
54:58
54:58 >> Yeah. Those are my fun finds, my dude. I
54:60
54:60 wish you would have got them. I think
55:01
55:01 you still can get them. So,
55:03
55:03 >> you still can. But you know what? I
55:04
55:04 think eventually we're going to have
55:05
55:05 some crazy kind of e store on our
55:07
55:07 website where we're just going to be
55:09
55:09 like, "Hey guys, have at the vault the
55:11
55:11 sorry for the delay Funko vault
55:14
55:14 >> and uh there's a lot of stuff that's
55:16
55:16 going to be in there. It's at some point
55:18
55:18 just so you guys take advantage of the
55:19
55:19 stuff that you won't be able to get
55:20
55:20 anymore. They will literally be you
55:22
55:22 won't be able to buy them anymore except
55:24
55:24 for on at our website on our website. So
55:27
55:27 look forward to that." Um but yeah,
55:30
55:30 Sean, thank you for showing off that fun
55:31
55:31 find as we usually do. We a lot of times
55:34
55:34 hit it with a Misfortune cookie,
55:36
55:36 >> but I'm still waiting. Checking my
55:39
55:39 inbox. Misfortune, you have yet to send
55:42
55:42 me or Sean a DM.
55:43
55:43 >> Emails have been sent. Nothing has came
55:45
55:45 of that.
55:47
55:47 >> And I'm a little bummed about it. Uh so
55:49
55:49 we're going to have to just keep up, you
55:50
55:50 know, keep us what we did the last few
55:52
55:52 episodes. We got a little special K um
55:54
55:54 fortune cookie.
55:55
55:55 >> Sometimes it's good to go back to the
55:56
55:56 basics, you know, back to the original.
55:58
55:58 Got to keep us humble, you We've been so
56:00
56:00 we've been so grateful for the
56:02
56:02 misfortune cookies. Sometimes you just
56:04
56:04 got to go back to like your slums and
56:05
56:05 you got to like go back to the street
56:07
56:07 that your mama got shot at, you know,
56:08
56:08 and just like check out the house.
56:09
56:09 >> Oh my god. Okay. Jesus Christ.
56:13
56:13 >> This beatbox is hitting hard, dude. I
56:15
56:15 don't know what to tell you. Clearly,
56:16
56:16 >> it's the end of the month. I'm tired.
56:18
56:18 I'm I'm done. Grandpa,
56:20
56:20 >> we got to get back to the Misfortune.
56:22
56:22 So, hopefully Misfortune, you see this.
56:23
56:23 And uh we really want to start popping
56:25
56:25 some of those cookies open again. Uh
56:26
56:26 because we love your guys' product. Um,
56:29
56:29 but anyways, here is your special K uh
56:33
56:33 fortune cookie for episode
56:36
56:36 148, August 25th. Gez,
56:39
56:39 >> summer's almost over. This is sad.
56:42
56:42 >> You said it. Said it, everybody. You
56:43
56:43 said it.
56:43
56:43 >> I know. I know. I know.
56:46
56:46 I don't even Okay, this doesn't even
56:47
56:47 make sense, but we're getting there, I
56:48
56:48 guess.
56:49
56:49 >> Here we go.
56:52
56:52 >> November is a month to focus on your
56:54
56:54 goals.
56:56
56:56 Jesus Christ, that was dumb.
56:58
56:58 >> Hey, speaking of November, hang on real
57:00
57:00 quick. We can roll this in. Okay. Uh,
57:02
57:02 speaking of November, I just want to
57:03
57:03 give everybody the the foreshadowing and
57:05
57:05 the warning right now. Joshua and I are
57:07
57:07 going to probably take the whole month
57:08
57:08 of November off like we did last year.
57:10
57:10 >> Um, so it kind of works out. So, just
57:11
57:11 for you guys for you to know in the
57:13
57:13 future, we'll we'll announce it more as
57:14
57:14 we go through there. Uh, but we will be
57:16
57:16 taking the whole month of November off.
57:18
57:18 That's kind of like Joshua and I's like
57:19
57:19 reset. We should be taking the month of
57:21
57:21 August off now that I think about it. uh
57:23
57:23 because that's usually the time that we
57:25
57:25 probably need to take off and like go
57:27
57:27 from there. But that's a that's a next
57:28
57:28 year problem. But this year, we're
57:30
57:30 taking the month of November off again
57:32
57:32 and then we'll hit you guys back up in
57:34
57:34 December and we'll be all the way
57:35
57:35 through again. Uh so
57:37
57:37 >> with that being said, buddy, thank you
57:39
57:39 so much for giving us the fortunes. I
57:41
57:41 know there are lucky numbers in the
57:42
57:42 back. Uh I will let you get to them, but
57:44
57:44 I want to say that it has been a
57:46
57:46 pleasure and an honor to be with you for
57:48
57:48 these last few weeks. Uh we did some
57:50
57:50 behind the baseball a few weeks ago. uh
57:52
57:52 where we talked about Joshua and I have
57:54
57:54 just been kind of cranking these back
57:55
57:55 and forth uh for the last two weeks.
57:57
57:57 We've been doing episodes every every
57:59
57:59 other day. So, we are exhausted. We are
58:01
58:01 tired. We This is our last one that we
58:03
58:03 had to pre-record. Uh so, again, if
58:05
58:05 anything has ever happened, there was
58:06
58:06 the Disclosure Day event or something
58:08
58:08 like that. Uh we don't know about it and
58:10
58:10 we'll see you in September uh with an
58:12
58:12 updated uh what we did with our lives
58:15
58:15 kind of thing. Uh but Joshua buddy,
58:17
58:17 thank you for hanging in there with me.
58:19
58:19 I love you. I appreciate you. Uh, I hope
58:22
58:22 you have a great rest of your summer and
58:24
58:24 uh enjoy every last minute of it, buddy.
58:26
58:26 Uh, so what are our six lucky numbers
58:28
58:28 and I'll give the people their seventh.
58:31
58:31 >> Okay. All right. So, uh, that was
58:32
58:32 beautifully said, Sean. Thank you. Um,
58:34
58:34 your lucky numbers and hopefully these
58:36
58:36 are winners cuz you know if you're with
58:38
58:38 these two guys, you're winners already,
58:39
58:39 but we'd love to give you some numbers
58:40
58:40 that'll actually like get you some cash
58:42
58:42 in your pocket. Um, so try these ones
58:44
58:44 out. Your lucky numbers for this episode
58:47
58:47 are uh 45, 33, 54, 12, 30, and 14.
58:57
58:57 >> And 31.
58:60
59:00 >> There you go.
59:01
59:01 >> There's seven lucky numbers, everybody.
59:02
59:02 >> Try them out.
59:03
59:03 >> Try them out. Joshua, we've come to the
59:06
59:06 end of this episode, buddy. It's been a
59:07
59:07 long ride. It's been It's been a hectic
59:09
59:09 few weeks. So, what do you have left to
59:12
59:12 say to the people on this Monday,
59:14
59:14 Tuesday, whenever this comes out, what
59:17
59:17 do you got left to say to them, buddy?
59:18
59:18 >> I know everybody. All right, everybody.
59:20
59:20 Uh, like I always say, this was another
59:23
59:23 fun episode and and depending on when
59:25
59:25 this comes out, I just can't say enough.
59:27
59:27 We appreciate you guys all the way up
59:29
59:29 until now. Uh, we will appreciate you
59:32
59:32 guys through these next episodes we got
59:34
59:34 coming up. And I just want to wish you
59:36
59:36 guys an excellent Monday, an excellent
59:38
59:38 Tuesday, an excellent Wednesday. Hey,
59:40
59:40 just have a great week and we will see
59:42
59:42 you on the next episode of 149.
59:45
59:45 >> Beautiful buddy. Hey, did you hear about
59:47
59:47 the windmill that joined a band?
59:50
59:50 >> It did not.
59:51
59:51 >> Oh, it was a huge metal fan.
59:57
59:57 Get it? He's a metal fan.
59:60
59:60 Yeah. Ladies and gentlemen, we will see
60:02
60:02 you next week where hopefully Joshua and
60:05
60:05 I won't be so tired and we're going to
60:07
60:07 welcome you to the month of September.
60:09
60:09 Ladies and gentlemen, a deuces.
60:36
60:36 >> Yeah. Yeah. Tell the people at the end
60:37
60:37 of this episode what happened. Go ahead.
60:39
60:39 Let them know. Let them know what you
60:40
60:40 [ __ ] up. Let them know.
60:42
60:42 >> No, I mean I mean I just cleared my
60:43
60:43 cash. You know, sometimes you watch a
60:45
60:45 YouTube video and it says if your
60:46
60:46 computer's running slow, you just
60:48
60:48 [ ] clear your [ ] up. And that's
60:49
60:49 exactly what I did.
60:50
60:50 >> And what happened?
60:51
60:51 >> Clearly it broke. It broke everything.
60:53
60:53 >> Yeah. We've been we've been doing this
60:55
60:55 troubleshooting for the last hour.
60:58
60:58 >> Dude, I wonder if it wrote in Chrome,
61:01
61:01 too. Well, we're not going to we're not
61:02
61:02 going to do that right now. We're not
61:03
61:03 >> We're just going to go with it now.
61:04
61:04 Ladies and gentlemen, if you made it
61:06
61:06 through the end of this episode and uh
61:07
61:07 we survived and you're seeing this
61:09
61:09 episode, uh then know that we didn't
61:11
61:11 [ __ ] with anything else and we
61:12
61:12 appreciate you watching and we thank you
61:14
61:14 for listening. Uh Joshua, let's go enjoy
61:17
61:17 our vacations. And by that, I mean let's
61:19
61:19 start this episode. So go ahead and give
61:21
61:21 us your claps and snaps.
