Sorry For The Delay | EP.153 | Happy Dads, Destiny Tears & Pumpkin Kings


This week, Joshua becomes a proud father of three Happy Dads & learns the brutally literal meaning of a touchless car wash, while Sean discovers Destiny 2 isn’t dead after all and responds with actual tears (Bungie apparently found his emotional support button.) Then it’s Halloween movie rankings, real-life pumpkin royalty, an unopened horror Funko haul waiting for October & enough monster rubber ducks to officially qualify as a second collection problem. Enjoy the show!


-WHAT’S IN OUR CUP-

Sean: Imperial Huckleberry cider, followed by Incline Tropical POG

Joshua: Happy Dad hard seltzer taste test featuring Wild Cherry, Lemon Lime & Watermelon, with Wild Cherry taking the win

-AI SONG OF THE WEEK-

AI Song Of The Week: “Where The Midnight Bends” (Presented by Joshua.)

-CHAT WITH US-

• We Are Back
• A Pumpkin King
• Knock Halloween - delayed to a future episode
• Shows To Die For - delayed to a future episode

-CHAPTERS-

00:00 EP.153 Intro, September’s End & Spooky Season Incoming

01:51 What’s In Our Cup - Three Happy Dads & Huckleberry Cider

09:35 Touchless Car Wash - Joshua Learns What Touchless Means

13:39 Horror Funko Box & The October Unboxing Plan

15:46 Fall Housekeeping, Sorry For The Scare & November Hiatus

18:59 Chat With Us - Destiny, Pumpkin Kings & Halloween

19:40 We Are Back - Destiny 2 Lives & Sean Gets Emotional

25:31 AI Song Of The Week - “Where The Midnight Bends”

31:29 A Pumpkin King - Ranking Halloween Movies

52:20 Real Pumpkin Kings - Giant Pumpkins At The Fair

54:37 Fun Finds - Welcome To Derry Funkos & Monster Ducks

59:44 Fortune Against Humanity & Lucky Numbers

62:34 October Preview, Sorry For The Scare & Corn Maze Crimes

-SOUND BITES-

• “I’m officially a happy dad today.” - Joshua announcing his sudden fatherhood before revealing all three children are cans of hard seltzer.

• “Then why would you bring all three? What is wrong with you?” - Sean asking the only reasonable question after Joshua admits he doesn’t actually want to drink all three Happy Dads.

• “Smells like smelly, he says.” - Joshua documenting Sean’s groundbreaking huckleberry cider aroma analysis.

• “It was a legitimate touchless car wash.” - Joshua realizing the expensive car wash option did, in fact, mean nobody and nothing was going to touch his car.

• “The game is not dead. We are so back.” - Sean celebrating Destiny 2’s return with the energy of someone who has just been handed several hundred more hours of responsibility.

• “I started bawling profusely.” - Sean describing the emotional aftermath of learning Destiny 2 still had a future after a very early flight and one extremely eventful bathroom break.

• “Guardians make their own fate, and we prove that wholeheartedly.” - Sean thanking the Destiny community after turning a video-game update into a small victory speech.

• “I probably ran this thing over 50 times.” - Joshua revealing the amount of emotional damage required to produce “Where The Midnight Bends.”

• “These are true pumpkin kings. Real-life pumpkin kings.” - Joshua unveiling the massive award-winning pumpkins he found at the Santa Cruz County Fair.

• “These are my ducks forever.” - Sean declaring the monster-duck collection complete while the Bride of Frankenstein is still literally in the mail.

-FORTUNE & FINDS-

Fortune: There is no greater gift than sharing your love. So go ahead with that threesome.

Lucky Numbers: 6, 13, 17, 30, 41, 1, 25

Fun Finds / Value Finds:

Joshua: Two Welcome To Derry Funkos heading into spooky season, plus an unopened horror Funko collection box being saved for October unboxings.

Sean: A rapidly expanding Universal Monsters duck collection featuring The Mummy, Invisible Man, Wolfman, Frankenstein, Dracula, Creature From The Black Lagoon & a Five Below exclusive black-and-white Dracula. Bride of Frankenstein is still on the way.

(Artwork Shoutout: Sean revealed his hand-drawn candy corn & caramel apple artwork for the Sorry For The Scare fall merch drop.)


Transcript

 

00:00 Welcome to episode 153 of Sorry for the

00:04

00:04 Delay. I'm your editor, Mia. This week,

00:06

00:06 Joshua becomes a proud father of three

00:09

00:09 happy dads and learns the brutally

00:10

00:10 literal meaning of a touchless car wash,

00:13

00:13 while Sean discovers Destiny 2 isn't

00:15

00:15 dead after all and responds with actual

00:17

00:17 tears. Bungie apparently found his

00:19

00:19 emotional support button. Then its

00:22

00:22 Halloween movie rankings, real life

00:23

00:23 pumpkin royalty, an unopened horror

00:26

00:26 Funko Hall waiting for October, and

00:28

00:28 enough monster rubber ducks to

00:30

00:30 officially qualify as a second

00:31

00:31 collection problem. Enjoy the show.

00:34

00:34 Hello and welcome to another episode of

00:37

00:37 Sorry for the Delay. We are your hosts.

00:40

00:40 My name is Sean and over there is the

00:44

00:44 spooky, the haunting, the terrifyingly

00:46

00:46 terrific uh Joshua. Joshua, this is

00:51

00:51 153. Episode 153. Um, it's a a lot of

00:55

00:55 episodes, buddy. A lot of episodes. I'm

00:57

00:57 forgetting what I'm saying, so I'll just

00:58

00:58 get right to the chase. Uh, how are you

01:01

01:01 doing this week?

01:04

01:04 >> Well, it's not only episode 153, it's

01:07

01:07 also like one of the last days of

01:10

01:10 September.

01:11

01:11 >> Oh, yeah. That's right.

01:12

01:12 >> You know, this comes out.

01:13

01:13 >> It's all coming to an end. You know,

01:15

01:15 September 29th, this it's it's the end.

01:17

01:17 This is It's over. We only got like

01:18

01:18 what, one or two days left. One day left

01:20

01:20 and then we're into the official

01:23

01:23 >> spooky season. Sean's favorite

01:25

01:25 >> spook.

01:26

01:26 >> Um, so for all you October babies out

01:28

01:28 there, I'm sure you're extremely happy.

01:31

01:31 Um, and I guess I'm just going to have

01:33

01:33 to jump in joy along with you because

01:35

01:35 I'm an August baby and um, my month has

01:38

01:38 come and gone. So, officially I'm happy

01:42

01:42 for you and everybody else if this is

01:43

01:43 your month

01:45

01:45 >> and uh you know with happy times I think

01:48

01:48 comes with um happy sips.

01:51

01:51 >> Happy sips. Look at that transition this

01:53

01:53 man's trying to make. Buddy, speaking of

01:55

01:55 happy sips, hey, what are you sipping

01:57

01:57 on? What is in your cup this week, my

01:59

01:59 dude? For the last, as you say, uh few

02:01

02:01 days of September.

02:03

02:03 >> Okay, so this is breaking news.

02:05

02:05 >> Breaking news.

02:06

02:06 >> I just want to say out there right now,

02:07

02:07 this is this is this is something brand

02:09

02:09 new. I I didn't know if I wanted to

02:10

02:10 share this with you or everybody

02:12

02:12 watching,

02:13

02:13 >> but I'm officially

02:15

02:15 a happy dad today.

02:18

02:18 >> Announce I'm a happy dad today.

02:21

02:21 >> You've uh you've taken our child and

02:23

02:23 you're embracing them. I I appreciate

02:25

02:25 that.

02:26

02:26 >> And I'm not just a father of one. I

02:29

02:29 don't think I've done this. I'm not just

02:31

02:31 a father of one, but I'm actually a

02:33

02:33 father of three.

02:37

02:37 >> I'm a happy dad. I like the container.

02:42

02:42 >> That's great.

02:43

02:43 >> Lovely little children right here. One

02:45

02:45 is my uh what do we got here? We got a

02:48

02:48 watermelon baby.

02:50

02:50 >> Watermelon.

02:50

02:50 >> We have a a lemon lime baby.

02:54

02:54 >> Okay.

02:55

02:55 >> And then we also have a wild cherry

02:57

02:57 baby. Um, so I know I've, you know,

03:01

03:01 double fisted on here before, but I

03:03

03:03 don't think

03:05

03:05 >> this daddy over here has triple fisted.

03:08

03:08 >> Um,

03:09

03:09 >> you may be right on that. You may be

03:10

03:10 right.

03:12

03:12 >> So, because Sean visited not so long

03:14

03:14 ago, I forget it was a week or whatever

03:16

03:16 it is ago now. You were here and Sean

03:19

03:19 swore. He's like, I don't like happy

03:20

03:20 dads. He wasn't

03:22

03:22 >> Oh, whoa, whoa. I didn't say I didn't

03:23

03:23 like them. I said they're not my

03:26

03:26 favorite. All right. They're his

03:27

03:27 favorite.

03:28

03:28 >> They're not They're not the best.

03:30

03:30 >> Okay. Okay. When he says it's not his

03:32

03:32 favorite, he's literally spitting in its

03:34

03:34 mouth. And that's what he's just being

03:35

03:35 nice. He's being politically correct

03:37

03:37 when he says it's not my favorite. Like,

03:39

03:39 you're not my favorite friend. Just

03:40

03:40 never call me again. That basically

03:42

03:42 you're not his friend, right? So, let's

03:43

03:43 just call it call spade a spade, right?

03:45

03:45 It is what it is. So, um I got three of

03:49

03:49 them. I'm going to crack all three of

03:51

03:51 them just because why not? You know, why

03:54

03:54 not? But I've always wondered like are

03:56

03:56 they supposed to be It's kind of hard to

03:57

03:57 see, but are they supposed to be like

03:59

03:59 this squishy?

04:01

04:01 >> Like

04:02

04:02 >> um [ __ ] I'm trying to remember if mine

04:04

04:04 were that squishy. Hang on. I have

04:06

04:06 >> Yeah. No, they have a little bit of give

04:07

04:07 to them. I feel like if there was if

04:09

04:09 there was a lot of pressure in there uh

04:11

04:11 they would explode. So I think there has

04:12

04:12 to be a little bit of give.

04:14

04:14 >> Okay. All right. Cuz I feel like most

04:16

04:16 beverages I drink um don't really

04:18

04:18 squeeze that much. So I it kind of gives

04:20

04:20 me the sense of they're going to be

04:21

04:21 flat. They're not going to have a lot of

04:23

04:23 pop to them just on the official squeeze

04:26

04:26 test. You know, I know people have like

04:28

04:28 peel tests and they have like all these

04:30

04:30 kind of like ASMR tests they do with

04:32

04:32 with certain products. And right off the

04:34

04:34 bat, I feel like this is a little too

04:35

04:35 squishy. It's a little too fluffy, but

04:37

04:37 I'm going to give it a shot. I'm going

04:39

04:39 to try it. Um, I'm going to go with the

04:41

04:41 Wild Cherry first. And again, I'm

04:42

04:42 [ __ ] I'm literally going to open all

04:44

04:44 of these. So, I don't know if I should

04:47

04:47 just do it all at once or one at a time.

04:50

04:50 Um, but let me try the What do you want?

04:53

04:53 What do you suggest? Make a suggestion.

04:54

04:54 >> Uh, I'm thinking that in order to keep

04:57

04:57 them not flat, I think every time you

04:58

04:58 finish one, you should just be like,

04:59

04:59 "Hey, I'm cracking another Happy Dad

05:01

05:01 open." And then you

05:01

05:01 >> No, I don't want to drink all three,

05:02

05:02 though.

05:04

05:04 >> I don't I don't want to drink.

05:05

05:05 >> Then why would you bring all three? What

05:07

05:07 is wrong with you?

05:08

05:08 >> Well, because it's sometimes good to do

05:10

05:10 a taste test, man. We do that on So,

05:12

05:12 >> you just want to taste each of then just

05:15

05:15 open all three. What are you doing?

05:16

05:16 >> Okay, perfect. All right. So, throw all

05:18

05:18 three at the at off the in the

05:20

05:20 beginning. Okay, cool. All right, let me

05:21

05:21 open all three. All right, go for it.

05:23

05:23 Just open all three.

05:24

05:24 >> Wild.

05:25

05:25 >> Okay. All right. This is going to get

05:27

05:27 very dangerous with all these

05:28

05:28 electronics around. So, if I have a if I

05:31

05:31 have a major freak out in the middle of

05:32

05:32 this, I'm sorry, everybody, but that's

05:34

05:34 probably because some shit's broken and

05:35

05:35 it was expensive and you might not see

05:37

05:37 me for a while. Um, so

05:39

05:39 >> it's going to be me all by myself next

05:41

05:41 week. I can already see it.

05:42

05:42 >> Yeah. Yeah. Okay. So, I got all three

05:44

05:44 open. Let me just hit real quick. Let me

05:46

05:46 run through these. This is the lemon

05:47

05:47 lime. Let me hit you with a little bit

05:49

05:49 of taste test on this one.

05:50

05:50 >> Uh these are hard selters, everybody. So

05:53

05:53 if you don't know what a happy dad is,

05:54

05:54 it's a hard selter.

05:55

05:55 >> Okay. So that's that's one. That's the

05:56

05:56 lemon lime. Okay. Like one would

05:58

05:58 imagine. It's it tastes lemony, limey.

06:00

06:00 Um

06:01

06:01 >> again, not so so fizzy or so. Again, a

06:04

06:04 little flat, man. I don't want

06:05

06:05 >> Okay. It's okay.

06:06

06:06 >> Okay. So, Wild Cherry is the next one.

06:09

06:09 Let's see.

06:09

06:09 >> Wild cherry. Wild cherry. Kind of like

06:11

06:11 White Claws. It's really what it is.

06:14

06:14 >> Okay. Wild Cherry beats out lemon lime.

06:17

06:17 Just gonna throw it out there right now.

06:18

06:18 >> Default flavor. Delicious flavor.

06:20

06:20 Everybody likes it.

06:22

06:22 >> And for the triple fist and this happy

06:24

06:24 dad of three, um, we're gonna go with

06:26

06:26 the watermelon.

06:27

06:27 >> Watermelon, right?

06:30

06:30 >> Oh, man. I, you know, honestly, if you,

06:33

06:33 if you're getting into these these Happy

06:35

06:35 Dads, I I would say try the Wild Cherry

06:38

06:38 first,

06:39

06:39 >> okay?

06:39

06:39 >> Unless you're really into lime, but the

06:41

06:41 watermelon really fell flat. So, uh,

06:44

06:44 >> that is my happy dad

06:46

06:46 >> taste test for you, Sean. And I I really

06:48

06:48 don't want to drink all three of these,

06:49

06:49 but if you drive me, if you, you know,

06:52

06:52 you never know. Sometimes Sean, you

06:54

06:54 know, causes me to drink. He does some

06:56

06:56 stuff. So, who knows? I could drink all

06:58

06:58 these.

06:59

06:59 >> I'm just sitting here. I'm enjoying you

07:02

07:02 trying these happy dads. I'm I don't

07:04

07:04 mind drink them or not, buddy. I ain't

07:06

07:06 enabling you to do nothing, you know?

07:08

07:08 >> Hey, well, that's if you don't drink

07:10

07:10 them all, but that's just me. I know,

07:12

07:12 dude. I I mean, dude, I got my little

07:14

07:14 cup here, so we'll see. Dude, I'm just

07:15

07:15 worried about all the [ __ ] spilling

07:16

07:16 everywhere. Yeah, I mean, may maybe I

07:18

07:18 waste it, maybe I don't. We're We're

07:19

07:19 going to find out. Um, but that's what

07:21

07:21 that's the triple threat I have going on

07:23

07:23 over here. Uh, what do you got going on

07:26

07:26 in your cup over there?

07:28

07:28 >> Oh, yeah. I'll show I'll show it off.

07:29

07:29 Um, but before I do that, buddy, hey, I

07:31

07:31 got to ask you, uh, would you be down to

07:33

07:33 just throw all three of those into that

07:35

07:35 little bowl you have there and then just

07:37

07:37 like sip out of that?

07:39

07:39 >> Oh, with a straw?

07:40

07:40 >> Yeah, with a straw, dude. That way you

07:41

07:41 don't have to worry about dropping any

07:43

07:43 cans, you know.

07:44

07:44 >> That'd be pretty badass, huh? I mean,

07:45

07:45 this is a pretty big bowl. I could

07:47

07:47 almost scorpion like that scorpion bowl

07:49

07:49 we had.

07:49

07:49 >> Huge. Yeah.

07:50

07:50 >> Okay.

07:51

07:51 >> Okay. I I don't think I'm up for that

07:53

07:53 challenge.

07:54

07:54 >> Yeah. I don't think maybe uh maybe for

07:56

07:56 October we'll do a little spooky punch

07:58

07:58 bowl. We'll mix it up.

07:59

07:59 >> Punch bowl. Yeah, dude. Hey, that sounds

08:01

08:01 kind of nice. I'd be down for that, too.

08:03

08:03 Uh but uh thank you for bringing up my

08:05

08:05 cup. Uh I have two things here. Uh the

08:07

08:07 one classic standby is uh my incline uh

08:11

08:11 tropical pug. Really like this one. So

08:13

08:13 I'm drinking that as my secondary

08:14

08:14 because my first one um I don't know if

08:17

08:17 I've had this one. I probably have, but

08:18

08:18 I just don't remember. Uh but I have an

08:20

08:20 Imperial Huckleberry uh cider this week.

08:24

08:24 So I'm going to try this one or at least

08:26

08:26 retry it. I don't remember if I've had

08:27

08:27 this one or not, buddy. Uh do you know

08:29

08:29 what huckleberry tastes like?

08:31

08:31 >> I feel like I've had huckleberry pie,

08:33

08:33 but I don't really know. I I couldn't

08:35

08:35 recall the flavor. No, I couldn't. But

08:37

08:37 I've had it.

08:39

08:39 >> Yeah. And and neither have neither do I.

08:41

08:41 I don't I don't remember. So, here we

08:42

08:42 go. Give a little sippy sip for

08:44

08:44 everybody. Actually, smell test. Uh

08:45

08:45 smell test. Smells smells smelly. Smells

08:48

08:48 like uh berries. Interesting.

08:50

08:50 >> Smells like smelly. He says

08:54

08:54 um Oh, it's good. It's good. Uh it

08:58

08:58 tastes like um How do I describe that

09:00

09:00 flavor? It is like

09:07

09:07 it's like if you took a raspberry

09:09

09:09 and a blackberry and you smooshed them

09:12

09:12 together with your fingers and then you

09:14

09:14 added a little bit of sugar to that and

09:17

09:17 you went like this, right? You like

09:18

09:18 you're playing a little violin, right?

09:20

09:20 And then you you licked it. You went

09:22

09:22 like

09:24

09:24 right. That's pretty much how this

09:25

09:25 tastes like. That's exactly how this

09:27

09:27 tastes like. So don't pour it into my

09:29

09:29 cup, buddy. But that's what I'm

09:30

09:30 drinking. Uh, hey, you got a question of

09:31

09:31 the day for us this week or anything you

09:33

09:33 want to talk about before we get into

09:34

09:34 the topics, buddy?

09:35

09:35 >> Yeah, I have one little I don't even

09:37

09:37 know if this is a pet peeve. Just going

09:38

09:38 to be honest with you, but I recently,

09:41

09:41 you know, uh, I just going to say like

09:44

09:44 this. My car was filthy, right? So,

09:46

09:46 here's a pet peeve of mine. My car was

09:47

09:47 filthy. I'm sure you've used a car wash,

09:49

09:49 you know, once once in a while, right?

09:52

09:52 >> Once in blue moon. Yeah, of course.

09:53

09:53 >> Okay. Once in blue moon. Use a car wash,

09:54

09:54 right? Okay. So, I literally have not

09:57

09:57 touched it in a while. And this will

09:59

09:59 have some sort of context in a minute

10:01

10:01 here when I get through. So, I go to the

10:04

10:04 car wash, right? I get to the car wash

10:06

10:06 and I'm like, "Dude, this thing hasn't

10:07

10:07 been washed in a while." And and I uh I

10:09

10:09 select the $22 car wash.

10:13

10:13 >> Okay.

10:14

10:14 >> And there's an option for like

10:16

10:16 it's like scrub or touchless, you know,

10:19

10:19 or something. It's something like

10:20

10:20 something like that. And I'm like, "Oh,

10:21

10:21 dude. I've never had the touchless

10:23

10:23 before. And this is a $22 car wash. like

10:26

10:26 this must be some fancy new terminology

10:29

10:29 they're using for these car washes now,

10:31

10:31 right? That's all up to date. You know,

10:32

10:32 this AI [ __ ] There's all this stuff

10:34

10:34 going on. Um, so I get going through the

10:37

10:37 car wash and literally

10:40

10:40 the [ __ ] bristles didn't even touch

10:42

10:42 my car once.

10:49

10:49 It was a legitimate touchless car wash.

10:54

10:54 And can somebody please tell me why? I

10:57

10:57 mean, I get it. Maybe you have a really

10:59

10:59 dirty truck. You don't want those

10:60

10:60 bristles to scrub over and throw rocks

11:01

11:01 everywhere. Like, maybe this is a thing.

11:03

11:03 I like I want to know how many people

11:05

11:05 have ever used the effing touchless car

11:10

11:10 wash on a $20 $22 car wash. This is just

11:14

11:14 a pet peeve of mine. This is more of a a

11:16

11:16 scrambled egg conversation, but holy

11:19

11:19 [ __ ] was my mind blown with a touchless

11:22

11:22 car wash. I I'm more curious to know

11:26

11:26 like exactly what you thought was going

11:28

11:28 to happen

11:29

11:29 >> exactly

11:30

11:30 >> like did you think that did you think

11:32

11:32 that

11:34

11:34 see this is it's blowing my mind because

11:37

11:37 >> if I were to be in that situation I'd be

11:39

11:39 like oh yeah the little things aren't

11:40

11:40 going to hit my car because you know

11:41

11:41 maybe I mean those things cost scratches

11:43

11:43 a lot real realistically so I can see

11:45

11:45 why people don't want to do that

11:48

11:48 >> at the same time I'm like buddy what

11:50

11:50 nanobots nanobot you think something's

11:51

11:51 going to come out and just [ __ ]

11:54

11:54 scrub, micro scrub your car or some

11:56

11:56 [ __ ] Like

11:57

11:57 >> it was, dude, it was super dumb. And and

11:59

11:59 there was another person in the car with

12:01

12:01 me and we had this moment like what do

12:03

12:03 we select? You know, it was like this

12:04

12:04 new feature that we had never seen

12:06

12:06 before. And of course, I go with the one

12:08

12:08 that I know nothing about, the

12:10

12:10 touchless. I thought I was going to get

12:11

12:11 some special treatment, you know, some

12:13

12:13 Kamasutra touchless orgasm or some [ __ ]

12:16

12:16 you know? Like,

12:17

12:17 >> would you have been pissed though? Would

12:19

12:19 you have been pissed if you selected

12:20

12:20 touchless and it didn't do anything?

12:23

12:23 Like it just ran your car through the

12:25

12:25 thing without it doing anything?

12:28

12:28 >> The whole time I was sitting in there,

12:29

12:29 Sean, I was like, there better be

12:31

12:31 [ __ ] soap. If I don't see bubbles or

12:34

12:34 anything hitting my car, I'm going to

12:37

12:37 walk. I'm going to be so [ __ ] So, you

12:40

12:40 know, long stupid story short, please

12:43

12:43 everybody don't I mean, it sounds

12:45

12:45 obvious, but it's very stupid. Don't

12:48

12:48 ever select the touchless car wash

12:50

12:50 because you'll find out just like this

12:52

12:52 guy did that is the stupidest and most

12:55

12:55 ineffective way to wash your car.

12:59

12:59 >> Unless there's a reason to not touch

13:01

13:01 your car at all.

13:02

13:02 >> I want to know the reason. What is the

13:03

13:03 reason to hit the touchless button?

13:05

13:05 That's really my question.

13:07

13:07 >> Yeah.

13:08

13:08 >> Super super [ __ ] dumb. Super dumb. Um

13:10

13:10 >> nice buddy. Well, I'm glad you got to

13:12

13:12 learn from that experience. You know,

13:14

13:14 you're still learning things in your old

13:15

13:15 age, man. You know, never teach a dog

13:17

13:17 new tricks or old dog new tricks.

13:19

13:19 [ __ ] Josh was learning new tricks

13:21

13:21 every day.

13:22

13:22 >> Absolutely. And there's like stuff that

13:24

13:24 we do on this podcast that's new all the

13:26

13:26 time. So, that was a new one for me.

13:27

13:27 But, I have something else that's also

13:29

13:29 brand new before we get into the chat

13:30

13:30 with this section. And I I I feel like I

13:33

13:33 should show this off now

13:34

13:34 >> because if we get too far in, you know,

13:36

13:36 just this won't uh won't be as cool. So,

13:39

13:39 I went out and bought something that's

13:41

13:41 very on brand for us

13:43

13:43 >> and hopefully Sean, you will appreciate

13:45

13:45 this. And if you're just watching, you

13:47

13:47 can keep watching. If you're listening,

13:49

13:49 you might want to slide over because

13:51

13:51 this is a visual aspect. Sean, I went

13:52

13:52 out and bought this. And once again, you

13:55

13:55 tell me if this was a a value find, a

13:58

13:58 good find, or I just wasted the whole

14:01

14:01 month of October by buying this. So,

14:03

14:03 give me just a second.

14:05

14:05 >> Yeah. Uh, sorry for the delay. Live.

14:07

14:07 Come check us out if you want the visual

14:09

14:09 aspect to it. Got some cool stuff on

14:10

14:10 there. Music, fun things, shorts.

14:13

14:13 >> Okay. All right. Sean,

14:14

14:14 >> what do you got?

14:15

14:15 >> Here it is. This is what I picked up

14:18

14:18 from the Funko website, and you let me

14:21

14:21 know if you're into this or not. This is

14:23

14:23 >> Okay, I'm ready.

14:24

14:24 >> The horror

14:27

14:27 >> Oh my god. Okay. All right. Sorry.

14:30

14:30 >> collection right here. This is the the

14:32

14:32 one and only exclusive, not one and

14:35

14:35 only, but uh this is a a box of I think

14:38

14:38 there's what, six in here. eight or one,

14:41

14:41 two, three, four, five, six, maybe seven

14:44

14:44 with the chance of the one of one or

14:46

14:46 whatever it is Chase over here.

14:49

14:49 >> Yeah.

14:49

14:49 >> So, I haven't opened it. The wrapper is

14:51

14:51 not on. If you see on the back right

14:52

14:52 here, it says, "Do not open unless final

14:56

14:56 consumer." That's what it says right

14:57

14:57 there on the back. So, I

14:59

14:59 >> You're the final consumer.

15:00

15:00 >> Exactly. So, this has been untouched,

15:03

15:03 unopened. So, the plan is to unbox this

15:06

15:06 >> and do one per uh episode for October

15:09

15:09 and hopefully if we get really effing

15:11

15:11 lucky.

15:12

15:12 >> We will do more than one, buddy. So,

15:14

15:14 just saying that there.

15:15

15:15 >> We'll do two. Whatever it is, man. But

15:17

15:17 that's that is my my fun October

15:19

15:19 announcement right there. Going to open

15:20

15:20 that bad boy up.

15:22

15:22 >> No, I'm excited for that. I'm excited.

15:24

15:24 Have you I'm assuming you've only seen

15:25

15:25 the pictures on those the little thing

15:27

15:27 right there on the box. You haven't

15:28

15:28 really seen what they look like.

15:29

15:29 >> I've seen what they look like. They're

15:31

15:31 [ __ ] awesome. So, I I can't wait for

15:33

15:33 you to have those in your collection in

15:34

15:34 that Funko story that you have behind

15:36

15:36 you there. So,

15:37

15:37 >> yeah. Yeah, that'll be fun. Uh so,

15:40

15:40 looking forward to that, everybody, and

15:41

15:41 uh doing that with you. But, uh yeah, if

15:43

15:43 you want to slide over to the chat with

15:44

15:44 the section, you got anything else for

15:46

15:46 restaurant?

15:46

15:46 >> Uh actually, since we're going through

15:47

15:47 some housekeeping, buddy, let's let's

15:49

15:49 just do some quick housekeeping on fall

15:51

15:51 and what to expect coming up. Uh so, out

15:54

15:54 with summer, in with fall. Uh, the

15:57

15:57 Summerween shirts by the time you are

15:59

15:59 watching this have been retired until

16:01

16:01 next year. Sorry everybody who didn't

16:03

16:03 get their shirt. It'll be back next

16:05

16:05 year. Or, spoiler alert, all the shirts

16:07

16:07 will be available in December for

16:09

16:09 Christmas time. So, if you want them,

16:10

16:10 you can get them then. Uh, but then

16:12

16:12 after Christmas, nothing. It's just

16:14

16:14 going to be regular uh regular one

16:16

16:16 winter shirt or sweater and blanket and

16:19

16:19 uh just default stuff. But for fall, uh

16:23

16:23 the second shirt that we're going to be

16:25

16:25 offering this time, uh is in partnership

16:28

16:28 with the art project that we're doing

16:31

16:31 for Sorry for the delay. Uh 31 days of

16:33

16:33 what is it? Uh scary. Um sorry for the

16:36

16:36 scare. 31 days of art drawing. Sorry for

16:38

16:38 the scare. Uh if you don't know what

16:40

16:40 that is, it's in the pinned uh short

16:41

16:41 somewhere over there. Uh but it's

16:42

16:42 basically 31 days of handdrawn art by

16:44

16:44 me. Uh, one week is going to be uh,

16:47

16:47 well, four weeks is going to be Joshua,

16:48

16:48 but he's going to do one a week because,

16:50

16:50 you know, I can't count on him to do all

16:51

16:51 of them. Uh, so he's gonna pick his

16:53

16:53 favorites and he's going to do them

16:54

16:54 then. But with that being said, we have

16:57

16:57 this little work of art. Thank you, Mia.

16:59

16:59 I appreciate it. Uh, which is a candy

17:00

17:00 corn and a beautiful caramel apple that

17:03

17:03 I hand drew. Uh, I mean, I do all this

17:06

17:06 stuff, but this is a handdrawn quote

17:09

17:09 unquote handdrawn. I made it look it's I

17:11

17:11 drew it by hand and didn't really edit

17:12

17:12 it. So, there's that. and that'll be

17:14

17:14 available as a uh a special partnership

17:17

17:17 drop with Doing the Art. So, if you want

17:20

17:20 to support handdrawn non AI stuff, uh

17:24

17:24 come on down, get this shirt. I mean,

17:25

17:25 the other shirts aren't AI either, but

17:27

17:27 you know that who cares? You know,

17:30

17:30 support us. Uh handdrawn all the way,

17:32

17:32 baby. Uh Joshua, how do you feel about

17:33

17:33 both the shirt designs this year?

17:35

17:35 >> Uh I'm I mean, I think they're cool. I

17:38

17:38 think uh if you if you uh got one yet,

17:42

17:42 >> and I approve. Yeah, go for it. Get out

17:44

17:44 and get it. You know, check out the

17:45

17:45 website.

17:46

17:46 >> Yeah.

17:46

17:46 >> You know,

17:47

17:47 >> so there you go. There's some

17:48

17:48 housekeeping. And then final bit of

17:50

17:50 housekeeping is November Joshua and I

17:53

17:53 take a little month-long hiatus. Uh Josh

17:55

17:55 and I have talked about this for LA for

17:57

17:57 next year. We're probably going to take

17:58

17:58 our hiatus in September just because our

17:60

18:00 kind of scheduling and uh obviously

18:02

18:02 Joshua's birthday and fun stuff happens

18:05

18:05 along those times. Um or was it August,

18:07

18:07 buddy? August. Sorry. I meant

18:08

18:08 >> I think what No, September. I mean, I'm

18:10

18:10 just letting you go with the flow, man.

18:11

18:11 if we

18:12

18:12 >> Yeah, I could remember. So, we're taking

18:14

18:14 the month of August off next year and

18:16

18:16 then we'll have September, October,

18:18

18:18 December, all the way back uh all that

18:20

18:20 fun stuff. But this year, all you got to

18:21

18:21 worry about is November. Uh we are

18:23

18:23 taking the month off to recuperate, have

18:25

18:25 some vacation, uh do some backend work

18:28

18:28 on the website and getting a bunch of

18:30

18:30 stuff uh up and running really. Uh, and

18:32

18:32 I may even add some stuff that we've

18:34

18:34 been showing off throughout the year,

18:36

18:36 uh, with some of the things that ChatGpt

18:37

18:37 has helped us make, including some of

18:39

18:39 these websites and a future thing that

18:41

18:41 you might see on this episode. Uh, so

18:44

18:44 I'll just leave it at that, but November

18:46

18:46 will be gone. So, deuces. See you in

18:48

18:48 December. Uh, but with that being said,

18:50

18:50 buddy, let's get into the chat with the

18:53

18:53 section because there is something that

18:54

18:54 is no longer gone that I've been itching

18:57

18:57 >> to talk about.

18:59

18:59 >> And if you're new to us, hello, welcome.

19:01

19:01 My name is Sean. This is Joshua. Uh to

19:03

19:03 you, we're your two new best friends

19:04

19:04 here on this podcast. And the chap of

19:06

19:06 the section is or are the topics that

19:09

19:09 we're going to be talking about for the

19:10

19:10 week and they are as followed. Number

19:12

19:12 one, we are back. Number two, a pumpkin

19:17

19:17 king. Number three, knock Halloween. I

19:21

19:21 like that. That's a good one. And the

19:23

19:23 final topic for the week is shows to die

19:25

19:25 for. Interesting. Okay. So,

19:30

19:30 all that to say, Joshua, let's start

19:32

19:32 with we are back. Are you ready for

19:35

19:35 this, buddy? Are you ready? Are you

19:37

19:37 pref?

19:40

19:40 >> So, for those of you who don't know, uh

19:42

19:42 Joshua and I well Joshua and uh yes,

19:46

19:46 have been playing this game called

19:47

19:47 Destiny 2, uh which was recently, three

19:50

19:50 months ago, announced that it was no

19:52

19:52 longer going to be serviced or updated.

19:54

19:54 And so Joshua and I have been playing

19:55

19:55 that and just kind of enjoying that for

19:56

19:56 what it was uh until last week, buddy.

19:60

19:60 Uh two weeks ago at this point when the

20:05

20:05 well when the devs of Bungie have

20:07

20:07 magically and mysteriously decided uh

20:10

20:10 that they are no longer

20:13

20:13 having Destiny be a dead game. They're

20:15

20:15 going to be updating the game, Joshua.

20:17

20:17 And what they said is that they're

20:19

20:19 continuing Destiny uh because you can't

20:21

20:21 have Bungie without Destiny. and they're

20:23

20:23 bringing back all of the old content

20:26

20:26 that is no longer available. And so

20:28

20:28 they're working on bringing all of that

20:30

20:30 in. Uh which is exciting for you, buddy.

20:33

20:33 Uh because that means you get to

20:35

20:35 experience all the stuff that I got to

20:37

20:37 experience the first years of Destiny

20:39

20:39 2's uh life cycle. And it's all going to

20:41

20:41 be for free, which is really [ __ ]

20:44

20:44 amazing. And the game's not dead, buddy.

20:47

20:47 The game is not dead. We are so back. We

20:50

20:50 are so back. and

20:53

20:53 that I'm so happy, buddy. I want to tell

20:56

20:56 you a quick little story because uh I I

20:58

20:58 need to I need to talk about what had

20:60

20:60 happened uh in order for me to have

21:01

21:01 found this out. So,

21:04

21:04 >> um I just had gotten off of a hour and a

21:07

21:07 half plane ride back from uh Joshua's

21:10

21:10 hometown uh up here to Seattle. I get

21:13

21:13 off the plane, right? I'm feeling tired.

21:15

21:15 We got on a plane at like 4:30 a.m.

21:18

21:18 landed about 8:30, right? Right. So, I'm

21:21

21:21 tired. I'm sleepd deprived. I get home,

21:24

21:24 right? Everything went well. Flight was

21:25

21:25 okay except for the ending when I

21:27

21:27 thought I was going to die of

21:27

21:27 turbulence. Uh, but got home, went to

21:31

21:31 use the restroom as one does, right? Uh,

21:34

21:34 sat there on my porcelain throne,

21:37

21:37 flipped on my phone and was like, let me

21:39

21:39 check the the local news feeds, right?

21:41

21:41 Let me check the YouTube. Let me see

21:43

21:43 what's going on in the ecosystem of the

21:44

21:44 worlds. I stumbled across this Paul

21:46

21:46 Tassy video. Uh, for those of you who

21:48

21:48 don't know, Paul Tassy is a uh, Destiny

21:51

21:51 2 focused uh, writer and games

21:55

21:55 journalist, right? He does a bunch of

21:56

21:56 other things, but Destiny 2 is like kind

21:58

21:58 of his bread and butter. I see a video

21:59

21:59 that he posts saying, "This is the

22:02

22:02 update everybody's been waiting for."

22:04

22:04 And I was curious, and he starts this

22:07

22:07 off by saying, uh, if you just watched

22:09

22:09 the video that Bungie released, and I

22:12

22:12 had to stop. I was like, "Hang on a

22:14

22:14 minute. Bungie released a video. This is

22:16

22:16 important stuff, right? So, I pause that

22:18

22:18 video. I look up Bungie and their video

22:21

22:21 and then they announce all this stuff

22:23

22:23 that's happening. They announce that

22:24

22:24 Destiny 2 is not dead. They announced

22:26

22:26 that they're bringing back old content.

22:28

22:28 They're announcing that they've misled

22:30

22:30 their community and that they're sorry

22:32

22:32 and they're apologizing and all this fun

22:33

22:33 stuff. And Joshua, I I kid you not, I

22:36

22:36 stood out. I stood up from the bathroom.

22:38

22:38 Obviously, I finished my business,

22:39

22:39 right? And I washed my hands. I walked

22:40

22:40 out into the living room where the old

22:42

22:42 lady was sitting down on the couch and I

22:43

22:43 I I started balling profusely for for

22:47

22:47 what I thought was uh no reason, but it

22:50

22:50 because I was so emotional and so happy

22:52

22:52 that this was no longer a dead game,

22:55

22:55 right? So, I was sitting there and I was

22:57

22:57 crying and I was listening to everything

22:58

22:58 that they were saying and it just dawned

23:01

23:01 on me, Joshua, it just dawned on me that

23:04

23:04 I am no longer going to have enough time

23:06

23:06 for this podcast. So, uh, buddy, I I'm

23:09

23:09 I'm going to have to leave you here by

23:10

23:10 yourself when everything gets, uh,

23:12

23:12 reenabled and content drops, you know.

23:14

23:14 Uh, so all this to say, uh,

23:17

23:17 >> we're so back and yet Joshua and I are

23:20

23:20 so gone. So gone, buddy. So gone. So,

23:25

23:25 I'm extremely happy. And thank you to

23:28

23:28 all the other Guardians out there that

23:29

23:29 went on to the Sony channels and was

23:31

23:31 spamming D3 and getting everything

23:35

23:35 >> so hyped up that they had no

23:38

23:38 they couldn't ignore everybody and they

23:41

23:41 ended up caving and just giving us kind

23:43

23:43 of what we want. And it is yet to see

23:45

23:45 and it is yet to come really what is

23:48

23:48 going to be the next chapter in

23:49

23:49 Destiny's life. But I'm just happy it's

23:51

23:51 not a dead game. you know, uh, Guardians

23:54

23:54 make their own fate, and we prove that

23:57

23:57 wholeheartedly. So, uh, if you guys are

23:59

23:59 in the community and you want to play

24:01

24:01 alongside Joshua and I, uh, in a no

24:03

24:03 longer dying game, uh, we have a Destiny

24:06

24:06 2 clan that we link every short and

24:08

24:08 every video that we have on there that

24:09

24:09 you guys can join. Um, at this moment,

24:12

24:12 we're not always on, but hey, who knows?

24:15

24:15 Once it starts getting updated, we will

24:17

24:17 be on a lot more. So feel free to join

24:19

24:19 us and uh come out and play with us and

24:21

24:21 talk to us and have a good time. Joshua,

24:24

24:24 I'm done talking for just a second. I

24:26

24:26 need you to vamp for me because my I'm

24:28

24:28 drymouth. How do you feel about this

24:31

24:31 game, buddy? Coming back to life.

24:33

24:33 >> Well, being a brand new player, I think

24:35

24:35 for me it's

24:37

24:37 >> it's refreshing because like you you've

24:40

24:40 expanded on that uh there's a lot of

24:42

24:42 stuff that I would have not I'm not

24:43

24:43 preview to. I don't know anything about.

24:45

24:45 So, for me as a brand new player, it'll

24:47

24:47 be cool to be able to access that

24:49

24:49 content. So, I'm pretty stoked on it.

24:51

24:51 Um, to be honest, I haven't been playing

24:53

24:53 in a while. Um, so this will give me

24:56

24:56 another chance to start to revisit the

24:58

24:58 game as a brand new player, as a brand

25:00

25:00 new player should, by the way. Um, to

25:02

25:02 know some of the original content. So,

25:04

25:04 I'm excited. I'm also excited for the

25:06

25:06 community and and everything that we're

25:08

25:08 going to build around it. So, I'm

25:09

25:09 stoked. you know, I I continue I want to

25:11

25:11 continue to learn about the game and uh

25:13

25:13 I have no better person to do that with

25:15

25:15 you and everybody else who's going to

25:16

25:16 jump on. So, I'm excited. It's gonna be

25:18

25:18 fun.

25:19

25:19 >> Yeah. So, there you go. Destiny is back.

25:23

25:23 And don't think I did not know that it

25:25

25:25 was back. I knew. So, there you go,

25:27

25:27 buddy. Let's move on. Uh let's actually

25:31

25:31 hit the uh AI track before we jump into

25:34

25:34 this pumpkin king segment because this

25:36

25:36 pumpkin king segment is going to

25:37

25:37 probably go a little long. So,

25:40

25:40 >> okay.

25:41

25:41 >> You want to introduce the AI track for

25:42

25:42 the week, buddy?

25:43

25:43 >> Yeah. Uh um so Sean, you know, here's

25:45

25:45 the thing. Sean asked me and he

25:47

25:47 challenges me and I challenge myself to

25:49

25:49 be real honest with you when it comes to

25:51

25:51 this AI, you know, creating music and

25:53

25:53 new genres. And I just want to be

25:55

25:55 honest, this isn't really my spooky

25:57

25:57 genre. I did try. I probably pulled out

26:01

26:01 way more hairs than I should have. I

26:03

26:03 probably ran this thing over 50 times

26:05

26:05 and it's I have no idea how it's going

26:08

26:08 to be received, but the song itself is

26:10

26:10 called Where the Midnight Bends. Kind of

26:13

26:13 like the title to be honest. Um I I

26:17

26:17 tried the spooky vibe. I know Sean's

26:19

26:19 probably going to hate some of the

26:20

26:20 vocals in it, but I tried everybody and

26:22

26:22 I'm just looking forward to what's to

26:24

26:24 come in October because Sean's going to

26:25

26:25 have all the quarters. I think you got

26:27

26:27 four quarters.

26:28

26:28 >> What we're going to do for you? Yeah,

26:30

26:30 Sean's got four quarters going into

26:31

26:31 October. So everybody sit back, listen

26:34

26:34 to this one, but be prepare be prepared

26:36

26:36 because October's coming and Sean's got

26:38

26:38 a bunch of quarters and I just can't

26:40

26:40 wait to give it to give him all the

26:42

26:42 quarters for everybody to listen to. So

26:44

26:44 Sean, without further ado, play this AI

26:47

26:47 track. Relax.

26:49

26:49 >> Tell me what you think.

26:50

26:50 >> Everybody enjoy.

27:16

27:16 Fog climbs uphill against the wind.

27:20

27:20 Black rings stain the floor in circles.

27:23

27:23 A bell toss deep beneath the house.

27:26

27:26 Though nothing living rings at night.

27:30

27:30 >> Two pale eyes blink in the hall then

27:34

27:34 fade when I turn to face them. A chain

27:38

27:38 dri slow across the dust waiting for me

27:42

27:42 to understand.

27:45

27:45 The candles lean the rooms wide. A claw

27:49

27:49 shape slices past the door. Every step

27:54

27:54 by force inside pulls something

27:58

27:58 before

28:01

28:01 >> just behind.

28:02

28:02 >> When the blood moon opens

28:05

28:05 when the dead start calling my name from

28:09

28:09 the walls keep reaching

28:11

28:11 >> dragging me down to the center of the

28:14

28:14 flame. No, I won't heal. No, I won't

28:17

28:17 break. The circle tightens, but I won't

28:20

28:20 oy.

28:25

28:25 Run if you need

28:27

28:27 the fire follows. Something behind me is

28:31

28:31 wearing my face.

28:46

28:46 The floorboards thro like a living

28:48

28:48 throat. A mirror fogs from the inside

28:52

28:52 out. A mouth appears where mine should

28:55

28:55 be. Smiling through torn and borrow

28:59

28:59 skin.

28:59

28:59 >> YOUR LIGHT SHAKES. HOLD IT STEADY.

29:02

29:02 >> The candles lean. The room tilts wide.

29:06

29:06 Every breath I steal tonight makes the

29:10

29:10 thing outside.

29:13

29:13 Makes it HARDER AT THE

29:16

29:16 >> IT WANTS MORE. It wants more. Run when

29:20

29:20 the blood moon opens.

29:22

29:22 Run when the dead start calling my name.

29:26

29:26 Hands from the walls keep reaching.

29:28

29:28 >> Pulling me down to the center of the

29:32

29:32 flame. No, I won't kneel.

29:34

29:34 >> No, I won't break. I fight through the

29:36

29:36 curse. I tear through the gate.

29:40

29:40 When the blood moon opens,

29:42

29:42 >> you rise through it. Night reaches

29:45

29:45 anyway. The chain snaps the door scream.

29:49

29:49 >> You slip past me. I FEEL YOUR BREATH.

29:52

29:52 100 SPIRITS WAR AND SAY WHEN THE BLOOD

29:56

29:56 moon opens

29:58

29:58 right till the black sky fractures with

30:01

30:01 flame claws in the fog. Keep climbing.

30:04

30:04 Dragging my shadow back into the frame.

30:08

30:08 >> No, I won't heal. No, I won't break. IF

30:11

30:11 YOU WANT MY SOUL, it can chase me

30:13

30:13 through hell.

30:16

30:16 You break the gate, the bike lingers.

30:20

30:20 >> The lock turns once

30:23

30:23 then twice behind me.

30:28

30:28 >> You're back.

30:35

30:35 >> Okay. All right. Um, listen, listen.

30:40

30:40 >> It was all right. It was all right. It

30:41

30:41 was all right. felt like it felt like

30:43

30:43 you had like six different songs going

30:45

30:45 on there.

30:46

30:46 >> It was interesting. It was interesting.

30:48

30:48 Uh but I did I did enjoy the story that

30:51

30:51 you were conveying on that one. It did

30:53

30:53 have a real spooky vibe to it. It felt

30:55

30:55 like a a haunted horror movie, right? It

30:58

30:58 felt like I was being chased by some

30:60

30:60 type of entity, and I appreciate that.

31:02

31:02 Uh music-wise, it was okay. You know, it

31:04

31:04 wasn't like it wasn't anything like, you

31:06

31:06 know, to write home about, obviously,

31:08

31:08 but it was lyrically I enjoyed that. So,

31:11

31:11 thank you, buddy. Thank you for that

31:12

31:12 final quarter. I can see that we've

31:14

31:14 really uh we've really exhausted you on

31:16

31:16 the AI tracks this year. And you know

31:19

31:19 what? Uh so I'm happy to take over for

31:21

31:21 four weeks for you. I got some fresh

31:23

31:23 ideas. Uh but we'll get to that next

31:26

31:26 week. So

31:27

31:27 >> buddy,

31:28

31:28 >> yeah,

31:29

31:29 >> without further ado, let us let us let

31:33

31:33 us go on to this next topic called a

31:36

31:36 pumpkin king. I am so excited for this.

31:39

31:39 I told Joshua this morning that I had

31:41

31:41 something fun cooked up and um buddy, I

31:43

31:43 I I'm ready. I'm so excited. Uh I'm

31:46

31:46 going to share my screen with Joshua.

31:48

31:48 And for those of you listening, head on

31:49

31:49 over. Sorry for the delayed live and

31:51

31:51 check out what I'm about to do with my

31:53

31:53 bestest friend here of all time, uh your

31:55

31:55 young boy, Yoshua. Uh buddy, here you

31:58

31:58 go. I'm going to share my screen with

31:59

31:59 you. Uh there is no sound for this,

32:00

32:00 buddy, so just be prepared for that.

32:02

32:02 There's no sound. There is visual

32:03

32:03 aspects to this, though.

32:04

32:04 >> So here you go. This is our build your

32:08

32:08 personal Halloween movie kingdom. All

32:10

32:10 right.

32:12

32:12 I spent a good

32:14

32:14 four hours with our good old boy chat

32:17

32:17 GPT and we created this uh build your

32:21

32:21 own Halloween movie uh ranking system,

32:23

32:23 buddy. So, we're going to be ranking

32:24

32:24 some Halloween movies. This is all off

32:27

32:27 IMDb's top 100 Halloween movies. Um so,

32:31

32:31 it's all legitimate. Uh I ran through

32:33

32:33 this and it's pretty cool. So, we have

32:34

32:34 down here at zero or dirt is uh we

32:37

32:37 haven't seen it or you can rate it dirt

32:39

32:39 if you really want to. And then all the

32:41

32:41 way up to rating number 10 is Pumpkin

32:43

32:43 King. So, that's all you really need to

32:45

32:45 know, buddy. And but uh this first

32:47

32:47 question I have for you is

32:49

32:49 >> where would you like to start, my guy?

32:50

32:50 Do you want to start all the way from

32:52

32:52 100? Do you want to start from top 50,

32:54

32:54 top 25, top 10? How many movies do you

32:57

32:57 want to rate is my question.

32:58

32:58 >> Uh let's I want to go top 10.

33:01

33:01 >> Okay. You want to rate 10 movies?

33:03

33:03 >> Uh, well, let's go 25. Why not? I mean,

33:05

33:05 you you want to break it down into

33:07

33:07 quarters? Yeah, we'll go.

33:08

33:08 >> Let's do quarters. 25.

33:10

33:10 So, we're going to start on IMDb's

33:13

33:13 >> uh 25th Halloween movie. This is their

33:16

33:16 top 25. So, here we go. We start at 25.

33:19

33:19 Uh, do you want all genres, buddy, or do

33:21

33:21 you want to specify any genres?

33:22

33:22 >> No. Let's go. Romance.

33:25

33:25 Fantasy.

33:26

33:26 >> Romance. Hang on. Hang on. Uh, I don't

33:28

33:28 think romance is an option. Oh, it is.

33:30

33:30 Okay. Romance.

33:31

33:31 >> I mean, fantasy.

33:32

33:32 >> Romance, fantasy, crime.

33:36

33:36 >> Okay. Crime. Interesting.

33:37

33:37 >> Uh, we'll just do action.

33:40

33:40 >> Uh, where? Okay. Action.

33:43

33:43 >> Musical.

33:46

33:46 >> Okay. All right.

33:47

33:47 >> And [ __ ]

33:49

33:49 >> Okay. All right. Do you want to throw in

33:51

33:51 some family in there, too? Why not?

33:52

33:52 >> Uh, I mean, family, whatever, dude. If

33:55

33:55 everybody's going to die, so sure.

33:57

33:57 >> All right. All right. Here we go. Let's

33:59

33:59 Let's enter this pumpkin patch that

34:01

34:01 we've created for ourselves here. Here

34:02

34:02 we go. Enter the pumpkin patch. All

34:04

34:04 right, buddy. Here's our first choice

34:06

34:06 for number 25. Night of the Living Dead.

34:11

34:11 >> All right. Have you seen it?

34:12

34:12 >> Yeah, I've seen Night of Living Dead.

34:14

34:14 Yeah.

34:14

34:14 >> Okay. What would you rate it out of 10?

34:16

34:16 >> Uh scale here.

34:17

34:17 >> An eight. Okay. A solid eight.

34:19

34:19 >> Uh right there. There's your solid

34:21

34:21 eight. So, all right. Let's move on. Uh

34:23

34:23 next next one we got uh Leprechaun. The

34:26

34:26 original Leprechaun.

34:27

34:27 >> Leprechaun. Okay.

34:30

34:30 It would have been an eight, but you

34:31

34:31 know, we'll give it like a se six. Can

34:34

34:34 we go six and a half? Can we

34:36

34:36 >> So, you can either give it a seven or

34:37

34:37 six.

34:38

34:38 >> Just go six. Let's go six.

34:39

34:39 >> All right. We'll give it a six. There

34:40

34:40 you go. All right. Let's keep going.

34:42

34:42 Friday the 13th part two.

34:45

34:45 >> Part two.

34:47

34:47 >> Um, let's go. Dude, let's That's an easy

34:50

34:50 seven, if not eight. Let's give it an

34:51

34:51 eight.

34:52

34:52 >> Seven. All right. So far, I agree with

34:53

34:53 you on most of these ones. So, I'm happy

34:55

34:55 that we're on the same page here. So,

34:57

34:57 yeah, I would give it a seven, too. Uh,

34:58

34:58 how about the original Friday the 13th?

35:01

35:01 >> I mean, we're basing it off OG. Like, if

35:04

35:04 it's scaring the [ __ ] out of you in its

35:06

35:06 original content, we got to give it a

35:08

35:08 10. Got to give it a, you know.

35:11

35:11 >> Okay. I would I would have to argue that

35:14

35:14 this is not a perfect movie. So, I would

35:16

35:16 say a nine would probably be my, you

35:18

35:18 know, my top on this one.

35:20

35:20 >> Okay.

35:21

35:21 >> I wish, you know, next time next time

35:23

35:23 I'll do points. Uh, I'll add that into

35:25

35:25 the notes for next time cuz I want to do

35:26

35:26 one of these for Christmas, which I

35:27

35:27 think would be really fun. Uh, but I'll

35:29

35:29 I'll add uh decimal points in there. So,

35:31

35:31 you can do like a nine and a half if you

35:32

35:32 really want to. So,

35:34

35:34 >> we'll do nine. We'll do nine. A nice

35:35

35:35 solid nine.

35:36

35:36 >> All right. American Werewolf in London.

35:38

35:38 How do you feel about that one?

35:40

35:40 >> All right. I wasn't a big fan of this. I

35:42

35:42 tried to watch it a handful of times.

35:44

35:44 I'm probably going to get [ __ ] on for

35:46

35:46 you connoisseurs of of London lore. You

35:49

35:49 know what I mean? I get it. But to me,

35:51

35:51 this is around like a a five or a six.

35:54

35:54 >> Okay. Um, I would agree with you.

35:57

35:57 >> I would dig it a lot.

35:58

35:58 >> I Yeah, I was also

35:59

35:59 >> six at the most. Six at the most.

36:01

36:01 >> Yeah. I was not the biggest fan of this

36:02

36:02 movie. I thought the I think what

36:04

36:04 everybody gets hung up on with this

36:05

36:05 movie is that transformation into a

36:07

36:07 werewolf, which is honestly really

36:08

36:08 [ __ ] cool. And for that, I would give

36:10

36:10 it a six. So, if you're okay with that,

36:12

36:12 buddy, I'd give it a six.

36:14

36:14 >> I went with six. Yeah. Five is probably

36:16

36:16 a too low, but six, you'll go six.

36:17

36:17 >> Yeah, we'll do a six. Yeah. All right.

36:20

36:20 Let's see what uh Ghostbusters. The

36:21

36:21 original Ghostbusters.

36:23

36:23 >> You know, again, this tugs at my

36:25

36:25 heartstrings. I mean, look at the three

36:27

36:27 actors. Look at those. Look at those

36:28

36:28 guys.

36:28

36:28 >> Yeah. Look at him.

36:29

36:29 >> You got Bill. You got all those guys in

36:30

36:30 I easily an eight.

36:33

36:33 >> Okay. Easily.

36:34

36:34 >> Really?

36:35

36:35 >> Okay. Cuz I'm I'm leaning more towards

36:37

36:37 nine or 10 on this one, buddy.

36:39

36:39 >> Like I would if you're do if you're

36:41

36:41 doing eight, let's do let's settle in

36:42

36:42 the middle. Let's do nine. Is that okay

36:43

36:43 with you?

36:44

36:44 >> Okay. Fair.

36:45

36:45 >> All right.

36:46

36:46 >> I'm only going eight cuz somebody

36:47

36:47 somebody might No, it's freaking stupid.

36:49

36:49 But like always, you know, like

36:53

36:53 whatever.

36:54

36:54 >> All right. Any Sorry, a nine. We'll give

36:56

36:56 it a nine.

36:58

36:58 >> What's the next one on here? Uh, The

36:60

36:60 Adventures of Icabob and Mr. Toad. Have

37:02

37:02 you seen this?

37:03

37:03 >> I've never seen this, so I got to give

37:05

37:05 it a zero because I've never seen it.

37:06

37:06 >> Yeah, you've never seen I have seen it.

37:08

37:08 So, we'll take the average of this one.

37:10

37:10 Uh, I would give this one a six. So,

37:12

37:12 because you've never seen it, I'll go

37:13

37:13 ahead and drop it down to one and we'll

37:15

37:15 call it a five if that's okay with you.

37:16

37:16 >> That's fair. Right in the middle. Yeah,

37:18

37:18 right in the middle. Yeah, it's good.

37:19

37:19 It's a It's a good animated film to

37:21

37:21 watch if you want to get those spa spa

37:24

37:24 fall vibes.

37:25

37:25 >> I didn't even know it was animated. It's

37:26

37:26 good to know.

37:27

37:27 >> Oh, yeah. Cartoon. Yeah, it's really

37:28

37:28 good. Yeah, recommend it. Uh, The

37:30

37:30 Howling. Have you seen this one?

37:32

37:32 >> I have not seen The Howling.

37:34

37:34 >> I have not seen this one either. So, we

37:36

37:36 can go ahead and both rank this one

37:37

37:37 unseen.

37:39

37:39 >> 1981, though. Okay.

37:40

37:40 >> Yeah. Uh, this one is the Halloween

37:42

37:42 Tree. Have you seen this one?

37:44

37:44 >> Nope.

37:45

37:45 >> All right. I've seen this one. Uh, this

37:47

37:47 is another good like '9s children like

37:51

37:51 uh movie, right? It's like just classic

37:54

37:54 '9s nostalgia. Uh, and I would give this

37:56

37:56 one an eight, but I'll drop it down to a

37:59

37:59 seven because you haven't seen it.

38:01

38:01 >> So, that's what I'll say on that one.

38:03

38:03 You okay with that? You second that or

38:04

38:04 you

38:05

38:05 >> I should I think you should give it a

38:06

38:06 six because I'm not a big cartoon guy. I

38:08

38:08 think I think you drop it a notch.

38:10

38:10 >> Listen, I'll give it a six. That's fine.

38:13

38:13 All right, next one. Uh, Child's Play.

38:16

38:16 Yeah. Okay. All right. All right. I had

38:18

38:18 I had I had a My buddy doll,

38:21

38:21 >> you know, and this [ __ ] I swear this

38:23

38:23 thing did move, you know. This is at the

38:26

38:26 time when they didn't have batteries

38:27

38:27 either. They didn't have batteries.

38:28

38:28 >> It was all natural, all organic in some

38:31

38:31 sense. Um, other than the spirits that

38:34

38:34 took it over occasionally. Um, I got to

38:38

38:38 give this a nine because dolls and the

38:42

38:42 spooky idea behind it. Come on. You got

38:44

38:44 to give it a nine,

38:46

38:46 >> you know.

38:47

38:47 >> All right. Here's here's my thing with

38:48

38:48 these movies. Now, right off the bat,

38:51

38:51 >> you know.

38:51

38:51 >> No. No. Not that low. Obviously, not

38:53

38:53 that low. Chucky is probably one of the

38:56

38:56 most iconic modern-day horror uh

38:59

38:59 >> things modern day, right? In 1988,

39:02

39:02 right? Uh but, you know, it's it's still

39:04

39:04 relevant now as it is back then, right?

39:07

39:07 So, I would probably rank this more of

39:08

39:08 an eight, uh borderline seven for

39:12

39:12 myself. So, where do you want to call

39:14

39:14 it, buddy?

39:15

39:15 >> Okay, cuz I've seen the version of this

39:16

39:16 in Spanish and it's even better in

39:19

39:19 Spanish. So, I'm giving it a nine.

39:23

39:23 >> Okay, then let's

39:24

39:24 >> You've never seen the Spanish version of

39:26

39:26 Chucky. Even if you don't even know

39:29

39:29 Spanish at all, I highly recommend you

39:33

39:33 check it out. At least at least the

39:35

39:35 highlight cut scenes.

39:36

39:36 >> Go check go to YouTube, check those

39:37

39:37 things out cuz Chucky in Spanish is the

39:40

39:40 best. Okay. So then uh we'll give it an

39:42

39:42 eight then.

39:44

39:44 >> Okay. All right. Fine.

39:45

39:45 >> Because I I would give it a seven or an

39:48

39:48 eight. So I'm I'm settling here on an

39:49

39:49 eight.

39:50

39:50 >> Notching it up with the Spanish take.

39:52

39:52 >> Yeah. With the Spanish extra bonus. For

39:53

39:53 sure. For sure.

39:54

39:54 >> It's international. Come on, dude.

39:58

39:58 >> All right. This is Dracula. 1992's

40:01

40:01 Dracula. What a story. How do you feel

40:02

40:02 about that?

40:03

40:03 >> What a story. I like this. Um it's long.

40:06

40:06 This is a long movie.

40:08

40:08 >> Very fastpaced movie. So, if you're not

40:10

40:10 into that novel script of just the

40:13

40:13 playing out of the whole thing, somebody

40:14

40:14 might give it like a six.

40:16

40:16 >> But because I love the buildup and I

40:19

40:19 love the whole Dracula kind of genre,

40:22

40:22 >> I would at least give it like an eight.

40:23

40:23 >> I give it an eight.

40:25

40:25 >> You know what? I I would give it a seven

40:27

40:27 on this one.

40:28

40:28 >> Um God, I wish we had points now.

40:31

40:31 >> It'd be 7.5. Yeah. Like if I have to

40:33

40:33 sway seven drops it below the mark I

40:35

40:35 would give it.

40:36

40:36 >> Yeah. You know what? But I'm going to

40:37

40:37 give I'm going to go eight with you on

40:39

40:39 this one. Uh because for this movie

40:41

40:41 specifically, the aesthetic, the visual

40:44

40:44 component of this, yes, it's a long

40:46

40:46 movie, but the way the costume design

40:48

40:48 was created and like the that feeling of

40:51

40:51 Dracula is is pretty strong in this

40:53

40:53 movie. So, I'll give it an eight with

40:54

40:54 you, buddy. I'm okay with that.

40:57

40:57 >> All right, here we go. Next one. Uh

40:59

40:59 Wolfman.

41:01

41:01 >> This is the 1979 Wolf Man.

41:05

41:05 >> Okay. No. No, I mean I never seen it,

41:09

41:09 but it just just the cover art. I mean,

41:11

41:11 I don't know, you know, never seen it,

41:13

41:13 but

41:15

41:15 >> um I would probably give this movie a

41:17

41:17 five to be honest.

41:18

41:18 >> Okay.

41:19

41:19 >> It's it's you know, it's nothing to

41:20

41:20 write home about.

41:22

41:22 >> So, I'd give it a five. Uh uh for you

41:24

41:24 not being haven't seen it, I' I'd drop

41:26

41:26 it down to a four.

41:29

41:29 >> I'll give it a four.

41:31

41:31 >> There you go. All right. Uh Scream. How

41:34

41:34 do you feel about that one? the original

41:35

41:35 screen 1986.

41:36

41:36 >> Yeah. You know, that's that's cool. I I

41:38

41:38 was I didn't fall in love with it. Um

41:41

41:41 >> Oh, really? Okay. You weren't a screen.

41:42

41:42 >> I give it a seven. Give it a seven.

41:44

41:44 >> Seven. All right. Uh I would second

41:45

41:45 that. I would give it a seven as well.

41:47

41:47 Uh I thought this movie when it came out

41:50

41:50 was an interesting take on I wouldn't

41:53

41:53 say horror, but thriller for sure, you

41:56

41:56 know, because it has a lot of that that

41:58

41:58 mysteryesque to it. Uh so I'd give it a

42:00

42:00 seven as well. So I'm okay with that.

42:03

42:03 >> All right, here we go. Uh, e the Evil

42:05

42:05 Dead. The original Evil Dead. The 1981

42:08

42:08 Evil Dead.

42:08

42:08 >> I didn't know there was an Evil Dead. I

42:10

42:10 know a living dead, but I didn't know

42:12

42:12 there was an Evil Dead.

42:13

42:13 >> Oh, buddy. There's a whole history of

42:14

42:14 the Evil Dead.

42:16

42:16 >> Yeah, I I do not know about the Evil

42:18

42:18 Dead. I need to be caught up.

42:20

42:20 >> Okay.

42:20

42:20 >> When it comes?

42:22

42:22 >> Nope.

42:23

42:23 >> Okay. Well, I've seen this one, and this

42:24

42:24 one is definitely the definition of a

42:26

42:26 campy horror movie. Uh, which is great.

42:30

42:30 I I freaking enjoy it. It's funny

42:31

42:31 nowadays. Um, I would give this one an

42:34

42:34 eight. Uh, but considering you haven't

42:36

42:36 seen it, we'll go ahead and drop it to a

42:38

42:38 seven. So,

42:40

42:40 >> it's like a whole point if I haven't

42:41

42:41 seen it all in a way.

42:42

42:42 >> Yeah. Yeah, that's what that's what I'm

42:44

42:44 doing. I'm compensating because you

42:46

42:46 haven't seen it, so we drop it down a

42:47

42:47 whole point. So, next one. Beetlejuice,

42:51

42:51 buddy. 15 of 24. We're on Beetlejuice.

42:53

42:53 >> All right. All right. Hey, you know the

42:56

42:56 old nice [ __ ] model. You know, the

42:58

42:58 old grabbing of the crotch and the beep

43:01

43:01 beep. You know, just that whole like I

43:03

43:03 know it's only one of many classic,

43:04

43:04 >> but how many people did laugh their ass

43:06

43:06 off to that one? So, we we got to at

43:07

43:07 least give this an eight.

43:10

43:10 >> Minimum

43:12

43:12 >> eight.

43:13

43:13 >> Minimum eight. I'm saying nine, buddy.

43:15

43:15 I'm saying nine right off the bat. There

43:16

43:16 is something so iconic to this movie

43:19

43:19 that you have to watch it every fall

43:21

43:21 season. You know, this is up there. This

43:23

43:23 is one of the the big contenders. So,

43:25

43:25 I'm giving this a nine. You okay with

43:27

43:27 that?

43:27

43:27 >> Yeah. I mean, how do you go from Batman

43:29

43:29 to Beetlejuice,

43:31

43:31 >> right?

43:32

43:32 >> Just like how do you do that? Michael

43:34

43:34 Yeah, exactly. It's great.

43:36

43:36 >> All right, nine it is. Here we go.

43:38

43:38 >> A Nightmare on Elm Street. Another

43:41

43:41 classic.

43:42

43:42 >> Hey, this you know who said dreams can

43:44

43:44 hurt you? They they can hurt you and

43:47

43:47 they will.

43:47

43:47 >> They can. Not just in this movie, in

43:50

43:50 real life, actually. So, yeah. 100%. We

43:54

43:54 got to go nine.

43:55

43:55 >> Yeah, we got to go. 100% agree with you.

43:57

43:57 Nine. Nine for sure on this one.

43:59

43:59 >> All right. Uh, The Corpse Bride. Have

44:01

44:01 you seen this one?

44:02

44:02 >> God, I've seen bits and pieces of this.

44:04

44:04 I I haven't been able to stay awake

44:06

44:06 through it.

44:06

44:06 >> Okay.

44:07

44:07 >> Um,

44:08

44:08 >> this is definitely a long long Tim

44:11

44:11 Burton movie when it didn't really need

44:13

44:13 to be. Um, I will tell you this that the

44:15

44:15 the visuals on this movie are pretty

44:17

44:17 good. Uh, when you get to like the the I

44:20

44:20 guess six feet deep, right? And they

44:22

44:22 have all the colors and stuff. Uh, I

44:25

44:25 would give this one a six if I'm honest

44:27

44:27 with you, buddy.

44:29

44:29 >> It's not my favorite.

44:30

44:30 >> You're doing You're doing doing them

44:32

44:32 dirty like that.

44:32

44:32 >> Listen, listen. It's a controversial

44:34

44:34 take, but I would give it a six out of

44:36

44:36 10 on this.

44:38

44:38 >> All right. Is that with my docked point

44:40

44:40 from Staying Awake?

44:42

44:42 >> You said you've seen You said you've

44:44

44:44 seen little pieces of it. You know, you

44:46

44:46 haven't unseen it. So, I'm giving that a

44:48

44:48 six.

44:49

44:49 >> Unseen it. I'm

44:50

44:50 >> sorry. You haven't seen it. Okay.

44:54

44:54 Giving it a six. Calling it. Locking it

44:56

44:56 in.

44:56

44:56 >> All right. Halloween Town.

44:59

44:59 >> Uh, never seen it.

45:00

45:00 >> Is that like a Nickelodeon film? Is that

45:02

45:02 a Disney film?

45:03

45:03 >> It is a Disney film. This is an iconic

45:06

45:06 Disney movie for Halloween. Dude, this

45:08

45:08 is like right up there with like

45:09

45:09 Nightmare Before Christmas kind of like

45:11

45:11 nostalgia. Uh, and for that I would give

45:14

45:14 it an eight, but because you haven't

45:15

45:15 seen it, I'll drop it down to a seven.

45:17

45:17 And I feel like that's a pretty pretty

45:19

45:19 solid number for this movie. You okay

45:22

45:22 with that? I'm 100%.

45:25

45:25 >> All right, let's keep going. We're

45:26

45:26 almost there. Uh, The Witches. You've

45:28

45:28 seen The Witches, 1990 movie.

45:30

45:30 >> The Witches. I have seen this one. This

45:32

45:32 is when they turn Don't they turn

45:34

45:34 children into like mice or something

45:36

45:36 like that?

45:37

45:37 >> Yes, dude. Yes. Now you're getting it.

45:39

45:39 They also remade it with uh Anne

45:41

45:41 Hathaway recently,

45:42

45:42 >> which was okay. It was all right. Uh,

45:44

45:44 but this is the

45:45

45:45 >> whole scene with the pea soup, and

45:47

45:47 there's that whole wicked that

45:49

45:49 >> very wicked scene. Oh, man. This This is

45:52

45:52 a piece of of history for me. Um gosh, I

45:56

45:56 got maybe a a seven. I don't want to

45:58

45:58 lean into an eight or a nine. I got I

45:60

45:60 gotta go with seven just to give it some

46:01

46:01 kind of like room to play with.

46:04

46:04 >> I'm with you. I would agree on this one.

46:05

46:05 A seven for sure. I really like the

46:07

46:07 costumeuming again in this movie.

46:08

46:08 There's just something about that ' 90s

46:11

46:11 >> uh witch outfits that they they used uh

46:14

46:14 that was iconic. So yeah, a seven for me

46:16

46:16 on this one as well. All right. Uh

46:18

46:18 Casper.

46:20

46:20 I mean, this tugs at every I mean, just

46:22

46:22 about anybody's heartstrings, you know,

46:24

46:24 but just like I I gota, you know, an

46:26

46:26 eight. An eight.

46:28

46:28 >> Oh, an eight. Okay. Uh, I would agree

46:31

46:31 with you on that. I was I was leaning

46:32

46:32 more towards nine because again, it's

46:34

46:34 another iconic Halloween movie, but I

46:36

46:36 would say this definitely has some flaws

46:38

46:38 in it. So, I I would agree. An eight.

46:40

46:40 I'm okay with that. I'm okay with that.

46:42

46:42 >> I think about movies like this real

46:43

46:43 quick is like if somebody gives us a

46:44

46:44 six, I'm going to like, did you kick

46:46

46:46 animals as a kid? you know something

46:48

46:48 like was there something like you know

46:51

46:51 >> so Casper was Casper was good

46:54

46:54 >> whatever

46:55

46:55 >> locking it in eight all right next

46:60

46:60 >> more pea soup um we're going to have to

47:03

47:03 go with how scary it was at the time I

47:06

47:06 had seen it for the first time and this

47:07

47:07 is easily a nine

47:10

47:10 >> okay a nine uh I would I would probably

47:12

47:12 direct you into an eight uh because I

47:15

47:15 >> I for me, I like don't care for like the

47:20

47:20 the gore horror movies, right? I know

47:22

47:22 there's not any there's not really like

47:24

47:24 gory in this, but like the the breaking

47:27

47:27 of bones, right? And then like the

47:29

47:29 >> the pea soup, I guess. Uh for me, it

47:31

47:31 drops it down a point. I'm not a big fan

47:33

47:33 of that style of uh horror. So, I would

47:36

47:36 say

47:36

47:36 >> it goes it goes really deep. You know,

47:38

47:38 that there's a lot of like actual

47:40

47:40 history in real life. You know, it

47:42

47:42 almost touches too close.

47:44

47:44 >> Yeah. Yeah, I would say so.

47:45

47:45 >> Maybe that's why it's too scary or just

47:46

47:46 you don't want to get too close to the

47:48

47:48 film.

47:48

47:48 >> Mhm.

47:49

47:49 >> You okay with an eight? Is that okay?

47:51

47:51 >> Uh whatever. I'll give it an eight. Give

47:53

47:53 it room to grow.

47:55

47:55 >> Yeah, I promise you, buddy. Next time

47:57

47:57 we'll do uh we'll do points so that way

47:58

47:58 we can do half a point. So, we'll lock

48:02

48:02 that [ __ ] in. All right. Nightmare

48:04

48:04 Before Christmas.

48:06

48:06 >> A very classic. A classic.

48:08

48:08 >> Another Tim Burton, right? It's another

48:10

48:10 >> Tim Burton. Tim Burton thing. Okay. All

48:11

48:11 right. I got a [ __ ] ton of Funkos, so I

48:13

48:13 shouldn't really be like, "Oh man, it

48:15

48:15 sucks." Or, "Oh man, it's great. Let me

48:17

48:17 meet I'll meet in the middle." We'll say

48:20

48:20 a seven.

48:21

48:21 >> Really? Cuz I was going to say a nine.

48:23

48:23 This is like an iconic

48:25

48:25 >> Oh.

48:26

48:26 >> Halloween movie, right? But we've had

48:28

48:28 this argument before. Is it a Christmas

48:29

48:29 movie? Is it a Halloween movie? So, if

48:31

48:31 you're giving it uh You said an a seven.

48:34

48:34 What you saying? I you know so a seven

48:36

48:36 but it could go to an eight but I'm not

48:38

48:38 giving it a nine or a 10 just because

48:41

48:41 >> I feel like this movie is not a shower

48:43

48:43 but a grower you know it falls into that

48:45

48:45 category so depending on if you you set

48:48

48:48 the lights low you really let it grow

48:51

48:51 >> you know doesn't show right off the bat

48:53

48:53 you know you got you got to like really

48:54

48:54 let set the mood with it but yeah

48:56

48:56 >> all right then I we'll settle on an

48:58

48:58 eight I'm okay with that

48:60

48:60 >> I'm perfectly fine with that all right

49:02

49:02 uh the original Halloween John Carpenter

49:04

49:04 Defender 1978, buddy. What do you feel

49:07

49:07 about that?

49:07

49:07 >> OG Halloween. We got to give it a nine.

49:09

49:09 You can't get away.

49:10

49:10 >> OG Halloween. Okay, I will agree with

49:12

49:12 you on this one surprisingly because uh

49:15

49:15 I feel like this kind of I don't want to

49:18

49:18 say started, but I think this gave a lot

49:20

49:20 of people an outlet to be spooky, if

49:24

49:24 that makes sense, you know, like to kind

49:25

49:25 of,

49:26

49:26 >> you know, to dive into this world. So, I

49:28

49:28 I would agree with you. Let's give it a

49:29

49:29 Let's give it a nine. I'm okay with

49:31

49:31 that. Locking it in. Boom. All right.

49:34

49:34 Uh, I think this is the last one. Uh,

49:37

49:37 Hocus Pocus. How do you feel about that

49:39

49:39 one?

49:40

49:40 >> Okay. I wasn't in love with this one.

49:41

49:41 Um, three very attractive women, you

49:45

49:45 know, when I saw this for the first

49:46

49:46 time. I was a younger man. I mean, you

49:48

49:48 would think that this would be like,

49:49

49:49 "Oh, this is really cool." You know,

49:50

49:50 like I have reasons to watch it, you

49:52

49:52 know, hands firmly tight underneath the

49:55

49:55 covers, you know, if you know what I

49:56

49:56 mean.

49:58

49:58 >> Okay. Weird.

49:60

49:60 >> Sure.

50:02

50:02 I'm just being stupid, you know? Just go

50:04

50:04 with it. All right. Okay. Just don't go

50:06

50:06 with it. Um, but I don't know, man.

50:09

50:09 Like, people love this movie, but I It

50:11

50:11 cannot fall into like an eight or a

50:13

50:13 nine. I'm thinking like a six or a It's

50:17

50:17 just very kooky. It's very random. It's

50:19

50:19 fun, but it's not something that like is

50:23

50:23 is going to end up [ __ ] in some time

50:26

50:26 capsule for 200 years from now going,

50:28

50:28 "You know what? You should have watched

50:29

50:29 Hocus Pocus. I don't think it's that

50:31

50:31 kind of movie.

50:32

50:32 >> Okay.

50:33

50:33 >> So,

50:35

50:35 >> I I don't I don't disagree with you on

50:38

50:38 this one.

50:40

50:40 >> I would say more I'm leaning more

50:42

50:42 towards Seven because again, it is

50:44

50:44 another iconic

50:46

50:46 >> I don't want to say like kids movie, but

50:48

50:48 it's definitely a more iconic family

50:50

50:50 movie, right? You see a lot of this with

50:52

50:52 uh families and stuff. And I I don't

50:54

50:54 hate watching this one. So, I would say

50:56

50:56 a seven on this one. if you're okay with

50:59

50:59 that.

50:59

50:59 >> Yeah, we we'll give it a seven, man. I

51:01

51:01 mean, I had some I had some um

51:03

51:03 >> You had some good

51:04

51:04 >> good times. I had some good times with

51:05

51:05 this movie. Yeah, for sure. I had some

51:07

51:07 good times.

51:08

51:08 >> All right, we're all done. Let's see our

51:10

51:10 rankings. Let's see what we ranked

51:11

51:11 topped and stuff and uh what we got. So,

51:13

51:13 here we go. Here's our assembled count.

51:15

51:15 Uh we judged 24 of a 100 films. Uh we've

51:18

51:18 marked 23 as seen and only one as

51:21

51:21 unseen. So, all right. Here we go. So,

51:24

51:24 our top ones were Nightmare Be a

51:26

51:26 Nightmare on Elm Street, Halloween,

51:29

51:29 Beetlejuice, uh Ghostbusters, and Friday

51:32

51:32 the 13th, which honestly, this is a

51:34

51:34 solid solid lineup right there, dude.

51:36

51:36 That's great. I love that [ __ ]

51:38

51:38 >> Uh and then our next one we have to see

51:39

51:39 apparently is The Howling. So, that's uh

51:42

51:42 you know, next up in the Crypt. So,

51:43

51:43 maybe we can watch that for a little

51:45

51:45 spooky season action, my dude. And then

51:47

51:47 here's a list of uh everything that we

51:49

51:49 ranked. So, there you go. Pretty cool,

51:51

51:51 huh?

51:52

51:52 >> Perfect. Yeah, that's that's fun. Post

51:55

51:55 it. Put it up there.

51:56

51:56 >> Yeah, we'll put it up there. U let us

51:58

51:58 know what you think.

51:59

51:59 >> Uh this is something that I was alluding

52:00

52:00 to that we may end up putting on the

52:03

52:03 website for people if they want to do

52:04

52:04 their rankings and like have a little

52:06

52:06 have a little interaction on the site.

52:07

52:07 Uh I just got to figure out how to

52:09

52:09 [ __ ] do that. So, we'll figure that

52:10

52:10 out and then you guys can have it there.

52:12

52:12 Uh but there you go everybody. That was

52:14

52:14 uh the little segment of Pumpkin King.

52:17

52:17 So, yeah. Fun times.

52:19

52:19 >> Cool.

52:20

52:20 >> All right,

52:20

52:20 >> Joshua. I know we kind of ran a little

52:22

52:22 long on this one. Uh do you perfect do

52:24

52:24 you between these two topics? Which one

52:25

52:25 would you like to discuss?

52:27

52:27 >> No, I I mean, so I had no idea what The

52:30

52:30 Pumpkin King was going to be. I I had no

52:32

52:32 idea what it was supposed to be, but

52:35

52:35 Sean showed us a lot of like pictures

52:38

52:38 and and you know, cool [ __ ] movies, and

52:40

52:40 all that. But recently, I went and I saw

52:43

52:43 real pumpkin kings.

52:45

52:45 >> What?

52:46

52:46 >> Yeah, exactly. How how does that even

52:48

52:48 make sense? Right. If you're just

52:49

52:49 listening, it's not going to make sense,

52:50

52:50 but I'm going to put do a couple popups

52:52

52:52 here.

52:53

52:53 >> What I came because I went to the fair

52:54

52:54 recently

52:55

52:55 >> and I came across some true pumpkin

52:59

52:59 kings. All right, everybody. Um, one of

53:02

53:02 which I'm going to put on screen right

53:04

53:04 now.

53:05

53:05 >> Check this thing out. This is like a

53:07

53:07 legit

53:08

53:08 >> This thing weighed like 400 and

53:10

53:10 something pounds.

53:12

53:12 >> Wow. That's almost

53:13

53:13 >> with the blue ribbon at the fair. This

53:15

53:15 is a true pumpkin king right here,

53:18

53:18 ladies and gentlemen. That thing is

53:20

53:20 [ __ ] massive. So, first place at the

53:21

53:21 fair that I went to, local Santa Cruz

53:23

53:23 County Fair. Super cool. Um, but if size

53:26

53:26 matters, you're going to love that. But

53:28

53:28 if you're into looks oversized, check

53:31

53:31 this one out. Look at that right there.

53:35

53:35 >> That's really cool. It looks like they

53:36

53:36 did one of those uh those plastic molds.

53:39

53:39 >> Yeah, silicone plastic or whatever. And

53:41

53:41 again, if you're just listening that

53:43

53:43 somebody grew this pumpkin and they

53:45

53:45 shaped it to the face of a skull. So

53:47

53:47 again, you have to slide over to to uh

53:49

53:49 uh the website or come over to YouTube,

53:51

53:51 check it out. I got a little thing on

53:52

53:52 screen here. But um yeah, dude, they

53:54

53:54 shaped it in the in the shape of a

53:55

53:55 skull. How cool would that be? Like most

53:57

53:57 people cut that out of a round pumpkin.

53:59

53:59 This person shaped this

54:01

54:01 >> for a uh purple. I don't know if that

54:02

54:02 was like best in show what that purple

54:04

54:04 ribbon is for.

54:05

54:05 >> But um again, I had no idea we were

54:07

54:07 talking about pumpkin king, but these

54:08

54:08 are true pumpkin kings. real life

54:10

54:10 pumpkin kings. Um, so I thought that was

54:13

54:13 kind of fun. I thought I thought I'd

54:14

54:14 show that off really quick.

54:15

54:15 >> Um, in getting out of here, but uh I

54:17

54:17 don't know. I mean, it's 55 minutes in,

54:19

54:19 dude. We got a couple we got a couple

54:20

54:20 topics here. We don't even have to hit

54:22

54:22 them.

54:22

54:22 >> Um,

54:23

54:23 >> because again, you save them for next

54:25

54:25 week.

54:26

54:26 >> The, you know, the podcast is called

54:28

54:28 Sorry for the Delay, and these two last

54:30

54:30 topics will have to be delayed probably

54:32

54:32 until the next podcast,

54:35

54:35 >> which is totally cool, right?

54:37

54:37 >> All right, buddy. Let's go ahead and

54:38

54:38 let's [ __ ] uh do as we say. Let's

54:40

54:40 start landing this plane. Let's do some

54:42

54:42 fortunes, some lucky numbers. Let's do

54:43

54:43 some fun finds. I know we got a whole

54:45

54:45 bunch of stuff to show off. So, let's go

54:47

54:47 ahead and show some stuff off, buddy.

54:50

54:50 Let's do some adult showand tell. What

54:52

54:52 you got?

54:53

54:53 >> Okay. All right. Well, let me run

54:54

54:54 through my fun finds really quick. And

54:55

54:55 because we're leading into the spooky

54:57

54:57 month of October, um why not show off a

55:01

55:01 couple fun codes? And I'm just going to

55:03

55:03 show them off at the same time. Um,

55:06

55:06 these are both from the show Welcome uh

55:10

55:10 to Derry. And these are a couple Funkos.

55:14

55:14 These are the original Periwinkle and

55:17

55:17 the uh the other Periwinkle. So, there

55:20

55:20 you go.

55:21

55:21 >> Okay, that's what I got. I got I got two

55:22

55:22 little Funkos, right? I mean, one's the

55:24

55:24 original. I don't know how it's the

55:25

55:25 original. And then this was the other

55:27

55:27 Periwinkle, but uh yeah, from the show.

55:29

55:29 And they're one of ones or not one of

55:31

55:31 ones, but you know, there's not a

55:32

55:32 collection. They're really just part of

55:33

55:33 the series. Um, interesting. But those

55:35

55:35 are my two Funkos.

55:37

55:37 >> You've seen that show though, right?

55:39

55:39 >> White bounce. I'm crazy. Um, I've seen

55:41

55:41 that show. Yeah. I haven't seen it all

55:43

55:43 the way through the ent the entirety.

55:46

55:46 >> But, um,

55:47

55:47 >> they explain it at the end. Maybe that's

55:48

55:48 who they are.

55:50

55:50 >> It's It's possible. I mean, it's

55:52

55:52 possible, but uh,

55:54

55:54 >> it just funny to me that they made these

55:55

55:55 Funkos and they don't explain where they

55:57

55:57 came from, you know?

55:58

55:58 >> You know what' be cool is if on the

55:59

55:59 Funkos, they actually gave you some

56:01

56:01 backstory. You know,

56:02

56:02 >> like a little description.

56:03

56:03 >> Like a little description. I mean, they

56:05

56:05 got a whole lot of disclaimers like

56:06

56:06 don't eat it. Maybe you like tell us

56:08

56:08 what the story behind it, you know, just

56:11

56:11 throwing it out there, Funko. Could be

56:12

56:12 cool.

56:13

56:13 >> Yeah. There you go. Million.

56:14

56:14 >> That's what I got for this episode.

56:16

56:16 >> All right, buddy. Anything else? Let's

56:18

56:18 some reason.

56:19

56:19 >> No, dog. That's That's all I got for I

56:20

56:20 mean, I got so much stuff. I mean, this

56:23

56:23 room is This room The walls are closing

56:26

56:26 in, man. Yeah.

56:27

56:27 >> Um

56:27

56:27 >> that store is getting bigger and bigger

56:29

56:29 each week.

56:30

56:30 I got I got too much stuff and not

56:33

56:33 enough time to show it off. So, let's

56:35

56:35 move on. I want to see what you got over

56:37

56:37 there.

56:37

56:37 >> All right, my dude. I can show off these

56:39

56:39 things real fast. I got six uh sorry, I

56:42

56:42 got seven things real fast. They're

56:44

56:44 >> seven. See, I told you

56:45

56:45 >> I've been on I've been on a duck kick,

56:48

56:48 everybody. Uh if you've been watching

56:50

56:50 the last few weeks, I've been collecting

56:51

56:51 these [ __ ] rubber duckies. And let me

56:54

56:54 tell you that my collection is almost

56:57

56:57 complete. And I after I get this last

56:59

56:59 one and I'll explain in a second. Uh I'm

57:02

57:02 no longer collecting ducks. But Joshua,

57:04

57:04 I got to show you I got to show off

57:05

57:05 these ducks. So I'm just going to do

57:06

57:06 them real quick uh two at a time because

57:09

57:09 you know we just got to get through. So

57:10

57:10 here you go. These are what I'm

57:12

57:12 collecting. These are the monster

57:14

57:14 universe uh ducks here. So this is the

57:17

57:17 mummy, right? There's the mummy and this

57:19

57:19 is the invisible man. You can see there.

57:22

57:22 Boom. So we got those two, right? And

57:24

57:24 yes, you know where this is going,

57:25

57:25 Joshua. This is This is going completely

57:28

57:28 batshit crazy. So, here you go. This is

57:31

57:31 the Wolfman and Frankenstein. So, there

57:34

57:34 you go. Here's Frankenstein and here is

57:36

57:36 the Wolfman. I don't know why I keep

57:38

57:38 turning him the wrong way. There's that.

57:41

57:41 And then we have these two bad boys

57:44

57:44 right here. Uh I'm going to show off uh

57:47

57:47 Dracula. So, here's Dracula. Boom. He's

57:50

57:50 pretty [ __ ] Look at that guy, dude.

57:51

57:51 Look at him. He's [ __ ] sick. Uh, but

57:53

57:53 then there is my most favorite one,

57:56

57:56 obviously. Creature from the Black

57:59

57:59 Lagoon, my dude. And I got all of these

58:01

58:01 ones from Five Below, my guy. Creature

58:04

58:04 from the Black Lagoon. He's [ __ ]

58:05

58:05 awesome. But not only that,

58:08

58:08 >> because I got all of these at uh Five

58:10

58:10 Below, they had an exclusive

58:13

58:13 rubber ducky Joshua. And I was able to

58:16

58:16 not only get one of them, but I got two

58:18

58:18 of them. And this is what it is. This is

58:20

58:20 the Five Below exclusive Dracula in

58:24

58:24 black and white. So, there he is. And

58:26

58:26 you can see here, uh, this is the Oh,

58:29

58:29 where'd he go? Hang on. There he is. Got

58:32

58:32 his ass. So, this is the original and

58:34

58:34 there's the black and white version.

58:35

58:35 Look at that. Pretty [ __ ] cool, man.

58:38

58:38 Pretty [ __ ] cool.

58:40

58:40 It's hard to move boxes with my hands.

58:43

58:43 Anyways, so that's what I got. That's

58:44

58:44 what I got this week for my fun finds,

58:46

58:46 but this this little guy is my favorite

58:48

58:48 right here. That's the creature from the

58:49

58:49 Black Lagoon. And he's sold out right

58:50

58:50 now. You can't even find this

58:51

58:51 [ __ ] anymore. People really like

58:53

58:53 this guy. So, this is Shift's kiss.

58:57

58:57 There you go. And now, for those of you

58:59

58:59 who don't know, I'm missing the bride of

59:01

59:01 Frankenstein. Uh, she is on order. So,

59:03

59:03 she's coming in. When I get her, I'll

59:04

59:04 show her off. But that'll complete my

59:06

59:06 collection. And I'm no longer collecting

59:07

59:07 ducks, by the way. So, that's it. This

59:09

59:09 is these are my ducks forever. So, there

59:11

59:11 you go, buddy. Hey, let's [ __ ] do a

59:13

59:13 fortune. Let's get the people out of

59:14

59:14 here on time, hopefully. So, what you

59:16

59:16 got? What are we reading? I feel like I

59:18

59:18 feel like Jeep's the one that started

59:19

59:19 the ducks and everybody's jumped on. It

59:21

59:21 became a trendy thing. Just saying.

59:23

59:23 >> Yeah, it did for sure. I also don't have

59:24

59:24 a Jeep, everybody.

59:25

59:25 >> Just ducks. I know. Sean doesn't have a

59:27

59:27 Jeep, so I I mean, I get it.

59:29

59:29 >> I'm collecting this for the sport.

59:30

59:30 >> They're Yeah, they're trendy. They're

59:32

59:32 fun. Sean doesn't even take baths. I

59:33

59:33 don't even know what he's going to do

59:34

59:34 with them. Um he doesn't even own a

59:36

59:36 pool. He doesn't have pool.

59:38

59:38 >> Um so cardboard doesn't float, so [ __ ]

59:41

59:41 I don't know what he's gonna do with

59:42

59:42 those things. Um

59:44

59:44 >> yeah, I mean, who does really know? Um,

59:47

59:47 all right. Yeah, let's get into the uh

59:48

59:48 fortunes and misfortunes of our lives

59:51

59:51 and what we like to talk about.

59:57

59:57 >> Uh, what we usually get into, it's very

59:58

59:58 silly. Thank you, Misfortune, for

60:00

60:00 providing us with this comedy and this

60:03

60:03 these fun little things we do at the end

60:04

60:04 of this. I think last week I did the uh,

60:07

60:07 fortunes against humanity.

60:10

60:10 >> So, should I do something dirty this

60:12

60:12 week or should we just keep going

60:14

60:14 against humanity? Just like the dirt

60:16

60:16 that our pumpkin king grew from. It's a

60:19

60:19 little dirty, you know. So, we got to

60:21

60:21 >> All right.

60:22

60:22 >> Keep that tradition going.

60:23

60:23 >> Thank you, Misfortune. We're going to go

60:24

60:24 dirty with you and uh hope you get dirty

60:26

60:26 with us at some point.

60:28

60:28 >> There you go.

60:29

60:29 >> Still waiting.

60:32

60:32 >> Get into it. The cookie has not been

60:35

60:35 cracked, but we're cracking it now. And

60:37

60:37 we have a fortune. And it's probably

60:40

60:40 going to be a misfortune.

60:45

60:45 All right, here you go everybody for

60:47

60:47 your misfortune cookie for episode oh

60:50

60:50 gez 153 on September 29th. My goodness.

60:55

60:55 Here we go.

60:56

60:56 >> There is no greater gift than sharing

60:60

60:60 your love. So go ahead with that

61:03

61:03 threesome.

61:07

61:07 >> Sorry.

61:07

61:07 >> Hey,

61:09

61:09 listen. There's

61:10

61:10 >> I don't I don't write them. I just read

61:12

61:12 them. I don't write them. I just read

61:13

61:13 them. Wait a minute. There's one here,

61:16

61:16 two there, right with you. And then uh

61:18

61:18 for you watching, you know, welcome to

61:20

61:20 the threesome.

61:22

61:22 >> Thank you.

61:24

61:24 >> Nice, buddy. All right, let me give the

61:25

61:25 people their lucky numbers so they can

61:27

61:27 get the hell out of here. Uh your seven

61:28

61:28 lucky numbers for the week. Feel free to

61:30

61:30 use them for whatever nefarious reasons

61:31

61:31 you would like. They are as followed. 6

61:33

61:33 13 17 30 41 1 and 25. Once again, your

61:38

61:38 six lucky number seven lucky numbers are

61:40

61:40 6, 13, 17, 30, 41, 1, and 25. Joshua,

61:46

61:46 we've done it. We've made it to the end

61:48

61:48 of the episode, my dude.

61:51

61:51 >> Without further ado,

61:53

61:53 give the people their Monday Tuesday

61:56

61:56 monologue. What do you got to say to

61:59

61:59 >> Hey, well, thank you everybody for

62:00

62:00 listening. Thank you everybody for

62:02

62:02 watching. Happy September 29th. We've

62:06

62:06 made it. The year is coming to an end.

62:08

62:08 And uh Sean and I are super happy that

62:11

62:11 you're here to join us and you you've

62:13

62:13 joined the community and uh you're

62:15

62:15 picking up the merch as one usually does

62:17

62:17 when they they're uh you know hooking up

62:19

62:19 their friends. So um I just want to say

62:21

62:21 be safe out there with October coming.

62:24

62:24 It's going to get darker sooner. The uh

62:26

62:26 ghost and ghouls are coming out. So uh

62:28

62:28 be safe and uh we will see you next week

62:31

62:31 on episode 154.

62:34

62:34 >> Hell yeah, dude. Wonderful. Uh, also

62:36

62:36 next week we're going to have the

62:38

62:38 artwork uh that I created for the first

62:41

62:41 week of October. Uh, but you will start

62:43

62:43 seeing that stuff this week. So, enjoy

62:46

62:46 it. Uh, sorry for the delay. Live and

62:49

62:49 also on the Instagram, Tik Tok, uh, all

62:53

62:53 that fun stuff, I guess, is where it's

62:54

62:54 going to go. So, there's that. Enjoy

62:56

62:56 that first one because it's going to be

62:57

62:57 a fun one. And then, uh, we'll show

62:59

62:59 everything off that week that we're

62:60

62:60 recording. It'll it'll all make sense.

63:01

63:01 You'll see it. Uh Joshua, one last thing

63:04

63:04 for you before we go, buddy, because you

63:06

63:06 know I got to do this to you. But did

63:09

63:09 you hear about the corn maze that got

63:11

63:11 arrested?

63:13

63:13 >> No, Sean, I did not hear about this.

63:16

63:16 >> Joshua, it was caught stalking.

63:21

63:21 Ladies and gentlemen, we will see you

63:24

63:24 next week for the official start of

63:26

63:26 October.

63:30

63:30 Here

63:53

63:53 we go. Here we go. Here we go.

63:57

63:57 Joshua.

63:58

63:58 >> Yes, sir.

63:58

63:58 >> Your [ __ ] claps, buddy.

64:00

64:00 >> Okay,

64:04

64:04 >> good claps. Good solid claps. Let me hit

64:08

64:08 my little snaps. Here we go. Three.

64:12

64:12 Perfect. Perfect. Perfect snaps every

64:15

64:15 time. Every time.


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