Sorry For The Delay | EP.155 | Burnt Rocking Chair, Porch Pumpkin & Ghost Outlaw
-WHAT’S IN OUR CUP-
Sean: Double Imperial Mango cider, 10.5%
Joshua: Whiskey with bitters & cedar wood chip smoke
-AI SONG OF THE WEEK-
AI Song Of The Week: “Ghost Outlaw” (Lyrics written by Sean, music created with AI.)
-CHAT WITH US-
• Pumpkin Maze Problem
• Spooky, Scary Or Tourist Trap
• Halloween Mischievousness - bumped to a future episode
-CHAPTERS-
00:00 EP.155 Intro, October Heat & Sean Battles A Cold
03:38 What’s In Our Cup - Burnt Rocking Chair Whiskey & Mango Cider
08:30 Sean Sneezes His Back Out & October Recovery
10:19 Chat With Us - Pumpkins, Haunted Places & Halloween Trouble
11:17 Pumpkin Maze Problem - Pumpkin Patches, Childhood Trauma & Carving
17:17 Joshua’s Year-Old Porch Pumpkin
21:19 Midnight Corn Mazes, Escape Rooms & Fall Challenges
28:43 Sorry For The Scare - Hand-Drawn Halloween Art
33:15 Joshua’s Trick Or Treat Monster Meets An Unfortunate End
37:12 The Haunted Teacup & “The Last Sip”
40:26 AI Song Of The Week - “Ghost Outlaw”
45:53 Spooky, Scary Or Tourist Trap - Stanley Hotel, Salem & More
54:02 Halloween Mischievousness Gets Bumped
54:55 Fun Finds - The Nun, Monster Ducks & Ghost Face
59:58 Fortune Against Humanity & Lucky Numbers
61:32 Monday Motivation & Road To EP.156
-SOUND BITES-
• “It smells like burnt rocking chair in the office right now.” - Joshua finally finding the perfect tasting-note vocabulary for whiskey smoked with cedar wood chips.
• “I sneezed so hard, Joshua, that I blew my back out, dude.” - Sean discovering that October’s first scare apparently came from his own respiratory system.
• “The trauma of pumpkin patch.” - Joshua tracing his childhood fall memories back to the devastating realization that the biggest pumpkin was never in the budget.
• “I do believe there is a stem from about a year ago that’s still there.” - Joshua providing an encouraging update on the pumpkin that has spent twelve months slowly joining his front porch.
• “Things are always more exciting in the dark.” - Joshua making a compelling argument for midnight corn mazes before either host remembers what usually happens in horror movies.
• “I’m going to investigate because that person probably knows the way out.” - Joshua hearing footsteps behind him in a hypothetical midnight corn maze and immediately choosing the least survivable option.
• “What the fuck am I looking at right now?” - Sean seeing Joshua’s hand-drawn Trick Or Treat Monster moments before learning the poor creature got stuck in gum, stepped on & run over.
• “The other one is museum worthy. This one is mug worthy.” - Sean promoting Joshua’s Haunted Teacup artwork directly from gallery wall to future beverage merchandise.
• “Writing the lyrics is not easy.” - Joshua giving Sean credit after “Ghost Outlaw” turns spooky-season country into an unexpectedly serious songwriting exercise.
• “Did we get the chase, everybody?” - Joshua opening another sealed horror Funko box before The Nun arrives without the chase but with plenty of glare.
-FORTUNE & FINDS-
Fortune: You will be touched by an angel inappropriately, but still.
Lucky Numbers: 4, 22, 30, 34, 64, 13, 20
Fun Finds / Value Finds:
Sean: The Bride of Frankenstein arrives as the final Universal Monsters duck in his collection, complete with her own little bathtub. He also shows off anime-style Universal Monsters Funkos featuring Bride of Frankenstein, Frankenstein, Invisible Man & Dracula.
Joshua: Horror Funko box number six reveals The Nun. No chase this week, but Joshua follows it with a Ghost Face “Devil Face” Funko from another spooky collection he’s been saving for October.
(Artwork Shoutout: Sean continues Sorry For The Scare with Haunted Teacup, Skeleton Garden, Moonlight Familiar, Pumpkin Creature, Potion Access, Spider Seamstress & Trick Or Treat Monster. Joshua adds his own Trick Or Treat Monster crime scene plus “The Last Sip,” a Haunted Teacup design Sean immediately declares mug worthy.)
Transcript
00:00 Welcome to episode 155 of Sorry for the
00:04
00:04 Delay. I'm your editor, Mia. This week,
00:06
00:06 Joshua brings back smoked whiskey with
00:08
00:08 the unmistakable aroma of Grandpa's
00:11
00:11 burning rocking chair, while Sean
00:13
00:13 battles a cold, a sneeze induced back
00:15
00:15 injury, and a 10.5% mango cider. October
00:19
00:19 has already started collecting victims.
00:21
00:21 Then, it's Joshua's year old pumpkin
00:23
00:23 slowly becoming one with his porch.
00:25
00:25 Midnight corn maze survival plans,
00:27
00:27 handdrawn monsters meeting unfortunate
00:29
00:29 endings, haunted tourist traps, and
00:31
00:31 another round of horror Funko unboxings.
00:33
00:33 Enjoy the show.
00:35
00:35 >> Hello and welcome to another episode of
00:37
00:37 Sorry for the Delay. We are your hosts.
00:40
00:40 My name is Sean. Right over there is the
00:43
00:43 beautiful, the illustrious, the fall
00:46
00:46 themed gentleman himself, uh, the man,
00:48
00:48 the myth, the legend. It is Joshua.
00:50
00:50 Hello, Joshua. This is episode 155,
00:52
00:52 buddy. um like we do every week.
00:55
00:55 Welcome. Uh how are you doing this
00:58
00:58 beautiful October week, buddy?
01:01
01:01 >> I think for being the we're in fall
01:03
01:03 officially, I might just be the tannest
01:05
01:05 person on the planet for fall. Just
01:07
01:07 saying. Um
01:08
01:08 >> he is pretty tan right now. I'll give
01:10
01:10 that.
01:10
01:10 >> Yeah, cuz it doesn't feel like fall
01:12
01:12 around here, dude. Like it's been 80°.
01:15
01:15 It's hot. I was playing golf today. Um
01:17
01:17 so everything is good over here.
01:20
01:20 >> I didn't go to the golf course. I
01:21
01:21 actually went to what some might call
01:23
01:23 practice, even though you never are ever
01:26
01:26 perfect at the game. I went to the range
01:27
01:27 today, hit some balls.
01:29
01:29 >> Uh, so it was actually pretty pretty fun
01:31
01:31 today. But, um, yeah, dude. I'm I'm
01:33
01:33 feeling good. I'm feeling like my
01:35
01:35 batteries I'm squeezing as much as I can
01:37
01:37 out of the end of this uh this year
01:40
01:40 here. I feel like I'm almost like, you
01:42
01:42 know, like a bear that goes into higher.
01:44
01:44 I'm just like gobbling up all like the
01:45
01:45 food and the salmon right now and just
01:47
01:47 soaking up the sun. Like I'm just trying
01:49
01:49 to I'm trying to fatten up as much as
01:51
01:51 possible because I know once it gets
01:53
01:53 cloudy
01:54
01:54 >> Yeah. like it's it's over for me. So, um
01:56
01:56 if you're still out there and you enjoy
01:58
01:58 the sun like I do, soak it up because
01:59
01:59 it's it's
02:00
02:00 >> I mean it's going to go away at some
02:01
02:01 point. Um so get outside. We're going to
02:03
02:03 lose daylight. I mean if we decide here
02:05
02:05 in California to do the whole daylight
02:06
02:06 savings removal thing. I don't even know
02:08
02:08 if that's
02:08
02:08 >> on the docket, right? Yeah.
02:10
02:10 >> Interesting.
02:11
02:11 >> It's some on somebody's docket. I I
02:13
02:13 don't know if it's actually going to
02:14
02:14 happen. Uh cuz we do things a little bit
02:17
02:17 different in California clearly in all
02:19
02:19 kinds of weird and unspoken ways. But um
02:22
02:22 feeling good, Sean. I hope everybody
02:24
02:24 listening and everybody watching is
02:26
02:26 feeling good as well cuz um I think it's
02:28
02:28 going to be another uh either it's
02:30
02:30 either going to be spooky, it's going to
02:32
02:32 be weird,
02:33
02:33 >> uh probably make you laugh a couple
02:35
02:35 times, but um yeah, dude. Doing good.
02:37
02:37 >> I don't know if it'll make anybody
02:38
02:38 laugh. If nobody laughs through this
02:39
02:39 entire episode, please let me know. I'
02:41
02:41 I'd love to know. Uh but Joshua, thank
02:44
02:44 you so much. I appreciate you. And those
02:46
02:46 of you who are listening right now,
02:47
02:47 specifically listening, uh you may
02:49
02:49 notice that my voice sounds a little
02:50
02:50 different, a little horsearse, a little
02:52
02:52 smoother, a little raspier to some
02:54
02:54 people, uh I'm a little under the
02:56
02:56 weather right now. I'm getting over a
02:58
02:58 cold. Uh I was feeling like [ __ ] the
03:00
03:00 last few days. Uh so I'm happy that I'm
03:03
03:03 not completely 100% dead in bed right
03:05
03:05 now, man. Uh I'm wearing the new Sorry
03:08
03:08 for the delay t-shirt. It's the corn
03:10
03:10 apple shirt here. Uh please, for the
03:12
03:12 love of God, buy this shirt. uh because
03:13
03:13 it'll make me feel a lot better. And I
03:16
03:16 hand drew these little guys there. Uh
03:18
03:18 I'd like to think that this candy corn
03:19
03:19 is me and the caramel apple is Joshua or
03:22
03:22 vice versa. I mean, depending on how you
03:24
03:24 think about it. I am taller than him,
03:26
03:26 but I'm also rounder than him, so I can
03:28
03:28 go either way on this one, buddy. Uh but
03:30
03:30 sorry for the delay live. Come check us
03:31
03:31 out. We really do appreciate it. And uh
03:33
03:33 Joshua, like we do, like I said, every
03:36
03:36 single week. Uh what is in your cup this
03:38
03:38 week, my dude? What are we sipping on
03:39
03:39 tonight? Uh, so I think the only way to
03:43
03:43 summon the spirits is to bring into the
03:46
03:46 world a little bit of the spirit
03:48
03:48 essence. And you can do that without, of
03:52
03:52 course, a little bit of whiskey and um,
03:55
03:55 a little bit of smoke.
03:58
03:58 >> Oh, he's brought back the smoke, ladies
03:60
03:60 and gentlemen. I love it.
04:02
04:02 >> So, um, yeah, just a little bit of
04:04
04:04 whiskey, a little bit of bitters, um, a
04:06
04:06 little bit of smoke. We did some I did
04:08
04:08 uh some cedar wood chip smoke in in
04:11
04:11 this. So, um I mean I don't I've done
04:13
04:13 this so many times I don't think I have
04:15
04:15 to describe the flavor and taste of it
04:17
04:17 for everybody who's seen this a million
04:18
04:18 times,
04:19
04:19 >> but there could be people Joshua new
04:21
04:21 people who don't know what it smells or
04:22
04:22 tastes like, you know.
04:24
04:24 >> Okay. All right. So, if you've ever
04:25
04:25 chewed on a piece of cedar um or ever
04:28
04:28 lit your grandpa's cedar chair on fire
04:30
04:30 for one reason or another, that's like
04:32
04:32 what it smells like.
04:33
04:33 >> A burn.
04:34
04:34 >> Yeah. And uh if you've ever snuck a swig
04:37
04:37 of grandpa's whiskey or whoever's
04:40
04:40 whiskey, that's what it tastes like,
04:41
04:41 too. So, cheers, buddy. It smells like
04:43
04:43 burnt rocking chair in the office right
04:46
04:46 now. Uh
04:49
04:49 >> that is a great
04:50
04:50 >> smell. That is a great description for
04:53
04:53 how that smells. That's exactly how you
04:54
04:54 need to be describing things. 155
04:57
04:57 episodes in and you're finally
04:58
04:58 understanding how to describe things for
05:00
05:00 the people. A burnt rocking chair. That
05:03
05:03 is such a nose like filling visual. I
05:07
05:07 love it. Love it, dude. Love it. That's
05:09
05:09 great.
05:09
05:09 >> Don't forget to add cedar in there, too.
05:11
05:11 It's got to be a cedar rocking chair.
05:12
05:12 You know, vintage.
05:13
05:13 >> I guess a cedar vintage rocking chair.
05:15
05:15 So, it smells like nasty ammonia and
05:18
05:18 varnish, you know, as it burns.
05:21
05:21 >> Yeah, that's what I'm sipping on, buddy.
05:23
05:23 Uh, what do you you got something that
05:25
05:25 you're you're popping? You're screwing
05:27
05:27 the top off? Like, what do we got? What
05:28
05:28 are we doing there?
05:29
05:29 >> I do have stuff that I'm drinking. I'm
05:30
05:30 not I'm feeling better. So, I'm not
05:33
05:33 taking any medicine. So, for those of
05:34
05:34 you who are concerned that I'm drinking
05:35
05:35 my alcohol and taking medicine, that is
05:37
05:37 not happening. Uh but I am drinking a
05:39
05:39 little bit of cider cuz I'm a cider
05:41
05:41 connoisseur. Uh and buddy, I found this
05:43
05:43 the other day. I haven't had this. I've
05:45
05:45 had the mango version of this, but I
05:46
05:46 don't have I have never had this. And
05:48
05:48 it's in a little bit of a tall can. This
05:50
05:50 is a double Imperial mango um by Incin
05:54
05:54 Cider House. You can see it's a 10.5%.
05:56
05:56 Uh, and these are the same people who
05:58
05:58 have made my most favorite cider, which
06:01
06:01 is the incline tropical pog. Uh, that's
06:03
06:03 what I have on the back. Uh, but I'm
06:05
06:05 drinking that. Uh, and I, again, I've
06:07
06:07 never had this. I will go ahead and open
06:08
06:08 it and, uh, see what it tastes like. Uh,
06:11
06:11 I love mango. Uh, I love being more
06:14
06:14 superior or imperial, really. There we
06:18
06:18 go.
06:21
06:21 Um. Oh, that hurts. That hurts. That's
06:25
06:25 strong. That's that tastes like a
06:27
06:27 fermented mango.
06:28
06:28 >> Uh like if you and I were trapped on a
06:30
06:30 deserted island
06:32
06:32 >> and we had a mango tree and around that
06:34
06:34 mango tree were mangoes that had fallen
06:37
06:37 because they got too ripe in the sun.
06:39
06:39 And uh you and I took bets because it
06:41
06:41 was the last mango. And we were like,
06:43
06:43 "Hey, we should probably eat this mango
06:45
06:45 cuz this is the last mango we have on
06:47
06:47 this island." And we took bites of it.
06:49
06:49 Uh it would taste like this fermented.
06:53
06:53 So yeah, I'll go ahead and drink this.
06:55
06:55 Uh, buddy, I know we talked about uh
06:57
06:57 some stuff before getting on to this
06:59
06:59 podcast episode. Uh, do you have
07:01
07:01 anything that you want to add before we
07:02
07:02 head to the chat with this section?
07:04
07:04 >> No, I I mean, I don't have much to say,
07:06
07:06 but you're you're harping on mangoes so
07:08
07:08 much I had to ask you. Um, how do you
07:10
07:10 feel about guavas?
07:13
07:13 >> How do I feel about guava? I'm
07:15
07:15 >> Do you like guavas? Do you like guavas?
07:16
07:16 You like guavas? I mean, I'm drinking
07:17
07:17 I'm drinking the tropical pog here.
07:19
07:19 Tropical Pog is guava. So, yeah. Is it a
07:21
07:21 guava? All right, cuz I just got handed
07:23
07:23 a basket of guavas and uh
07:26
07:26 >> What the [ __ ]
07:27
07:27 >> Yeah, I got, you know, I just, you know,
07:29
07:29 very nice person gave me a basket of
07:30
07:30 guavas and they're all
07:32
07:32 >> basket of guavas.
07:33
07:33 >> Oh, I have a picture. I should have I
07:35
07:35 should have posted I should have shown
07:37
07:37 it off right here, Mia. Here, put it in.
07:38
07:38 Um, yeah, I got a bunch of guavas. I was
07:42
07:42 just curious because I got so many
07:43
07:43 guavas I know what to do with. So, I
07:44
07:44 think I'm going to have to uh put some
07:45
07:45 in the freezer. I heard they freeze
07:47
07:47 really well.
07:48
07:48 >> Um, I don't know, maybe next week I'll
07:49
07:49 do a guava drinker. I'm just curious if
07:51
07:51 you are a guava fan because I got a [ __ ]
07:52
07:52 ton of them and I need to figure out
07:53
07:53 what to do with them.
07:54
07:54 >> Yeah, man. Make some guava like a jam or
07:57
07:57 something like a a preserve. That could
07:59
07:59 be cool.
07:59
07:59 >> Or make like a syrup, Joshua. Make a
08:01
08:01 guava syrup that you can add to your
08:04
08:04 whiskey, bro. Okay,
08:06
08:06 >> there you go. Problem [ __ ] solved,
08:08
08:08 dude. Problem solved, man.
08:09
08:09 >> We'll do We'll do a guava syrup. Um, but
08:11
08:11 no, I mean, I don't think I have any
08:13
08:13 rants. I don't think I have any pet
08:14
08:14 peeves. I mean, other than John you not
08:16
08:16 feeling well, buddy. Like, is there
08:18
08:18 anything you like, are you upset? Did
08:19
08:19 you were you able to find the medicine,
08:21
08:21 you know, you were looking for? Is that
08:23
08:23 is that a Was there a shortage on the
08:25
08:25 shelf? Because I got to ask about your
08:26
08:26 health. You know, sometimes medicine is
08:27
08:27 a shortage before we get into all the
08:29
08:29 other stuff.
08:30
08:30 >> You know what? Uh I was kind of happy
08:32
08:32 that I got sick now. Uh because we're
08:34
08:34 going on a trip later on for the old
08:36
08:36 lady's birthday and we're going to
08:38
08:38 Portland and so this is going to be my
08:40
08:40 first time in Portland like proper like
08:42
08:42 visiting the city. So I know people have
08:44
08:44 mixed opinions on that. Um but I'm happy
08:46
08:46 I got sick now and not then. So, that
08:49
08:49 makes me happy. And I was able to find
08:50
08:50 medicine. I had some medicine from a
08:52
08:52 previous time I was sick, so I wasn't
08:55
08:55 too concerned with it. Um, I did like
08:56
08:56 cough my [ __ ] lungs out the other
08:58
08:58 day. Um, you know, that just like dry
09:01
09:01 like
09:01
09:01 >> Yeah.
09:02
09:02 >> like chest, throat hurting coughs, you
09:05
09:05 know.
09:05
09:05 >> Uh, it causes more of a cough. It just
09:08
09:08 it irritates. It just just kind of
09:10
09:10 >> never ending cough, right? Uh, and I
09:13
09:13 heard the best cure for that is water.
09:14
09:14 And uh lo and behold, I drank some
09:16
09:16 water. Uh and it didn't help. So uh go
09:18
09:18 [ __ ] yourself over gave me that idea.
09:21
09:21 Thanks, Tik Tok. Um but I I sneezed so
09:25
09:25 hard, Joshua, that I blew my [ __ ]
09:27
09:27 back out, dude. And I know I'm getting
09:29
09:29 old. Uh because that happens a lot. Um
09:34
09:34 so there was that. So that I was in in
09:36
09:36 an immense amount of pain from that. Uh
09:39
09:39 but other than that, dude, I I've been
09:40
09:40 okay. You know, I've been here. I've
09:42
09:42 been rolling with it. You know, I'm
09:43
09:43 trying to enjoy the freaking October
09:46
09:46 months, man. And like, oh, it's getting
09:48
09:48 nice, dude. It's getting nice. I was
09:49
09:49 able to walk outside the other day, and
09:51
09:51 it was nice and chilly, you know, and
09:53
09:53 the leaves were starting to fall off the
09:54
09:54 trees, right? We've talked about this
09:56
09:56 before. Like, I I feel like I'm in the
09:58
09:58 right place at the right time when I'm
09:59
09:59 having a little bit of a walk and I I
10:02
10:02 see a few leaves fall in front of me,
10:04
10:04 right? And you just get that crisp
10:06
10:06 crunch underneath your feet. And that
10:08
10:08 that has been happening recently, and
10:09
10:09 I'm I'm just feeling good about that,
10:11
10:11 dude. Um, so you know, I ain't got much
10:14
10:14 to say other than that, dude. Uh, should
10:15
10:15 we just head on over to Yeah, let's head
10:18
10:18 on over to the chat with the section.
10:19
10:19 Uh, for those of you who are new here,
10:21
10:21 hello, welcome. My name is Sean. This is
10:22
10:22 Joshua again. Uh, the chat with the
10:24
10:24 section are the topics that we're going
10:25
10:25 to be talking about for the week. Uh,
10:27
10:27 and they are as followed. Uh, topic
10:29
10:29 number one, pumpkin maze problem. Right.
10:33
10:33 >> Okay.
10:33
10:33 >> Topic number two, spooky, scary, or
10:36
10:36 tourist trap. It's going to be an
10:38
10:38 interesting one. All right. And the
10:40
10:40 final topic for the week is Halloween
10:42
10:42 mischiefness. Mischiefness or just. Did
10:46
10:46 I get that right, buddy?
10:47
10:47 >> Yeah, it didn't. The title was so long
10:49
10:49 it didn't even fit in the the whole
10:52
10:52 description.
10:52
10:52 >> Wait, what was the la What was the last
10:54
10:54 part of the title?
10:54
10:54 >> Okay, so the last part was supposed to
10:56
10:56 be uh Halloween mischievousness.
10:59
10:59 >> Mischievous
10:60
10:60 >> just not nice
11:01
11:01 >> or just not nice.
11:02
11:02 >> Okay.
11:03
11:03 >> Yeah, I don't I don't know. It's for
11:04
11:04 some reason it's it's not populating. It
11:06
11:06 just it's just way too long. You only
11:07
11:07 get two lines. You only got so much to
11:08
11:08 do.
11:09
11:09 >> You only got so much space, you know.
11:10
11:10 >> Or just Yeah. dot dot dot. That's all
11:12
11:12 you get to see.
11:13
11:13 >> Oh, that's funny. All right. Well, cool,
11:15
11:15 man. Uh let's do it. Let's head on over
11:17
11:17 to uh the pumpkin maze problem. This is
11:19
11:19 a Sean topic for everybody. Uh and
11:21
11:21 Joshua, this is really a topic about uh
11:25
11:25 lo and behold, America's most upcoming
11:29
11:29 and mischievous epidemic. Uh pumpkin
11:33
11:33 patches. Joshua, you you ever been to a
11:35
11:35 pumpkin patch?
11:36
11:36 >> Oh, yeah. Not not as an adult. I think
11:39
11:39 uh post like 35, you know, or whatever.
11:43
11:43 Like I just Yeah, it's it's been a
11:45
11:45 minute. I know they're fun. Um but I
11:47
11:47 it's been a minute. I'm just being
11:50
11:50 honest. Yes.
11:52
11:52 >> Okay. I'm I'm glad you've actually been
11:53
11:53 to one.
11:54
11:54 >> Um
11:55
11:55 >> yeah, they're fun.
11:56
11:56 >> This topic is about pumpkin patches. Uh
11:58
11:58 also Joshua, little fun fact. Joshua,
12:01
12:01 did you know that pumpkins are fruits?
12:04
12:04 Did you know that?
12:05
12:05 >> I didn't know that. We did not.
12:07
12:07 >> No, we didn't. Okay. So, there you go.
12:08
12:08 So, now you've learned something in this
12:10
12:10 topic. That's one of the things I wanted
12:12
12:12 to tell you about because pumpkins that
12:14
12:14 come from flowers.
12:15
12:15 >> So, I think that's pretty [ __ ] cool.
12:17
12:17 Uh, other than that, buddy,
12:19
12:19 >> do you know anything else about
12:20
12:20 pumpkins?
12:22
12:22 >> Uh, I know you can eat the seeds and if
12:24
12:24 you break them down, you can have
12:25
12:25 pumpkin pie.
12:26
12:26 um you let them sit on your porch long
12:28
12:28 enough, they'll actually just rot into
12:30
12:30 the the floor as mine did um from last
12:35
12:35 year. They hold up pretty well.
12:38
12:38 >> Um but other than that, they make a
12:40
12:40 great weapon if you need need it to be.
12:43
12:43 >> You think so?
12:43
12:43 >> Hang on a minute.
12:45
12:45 >> Hang on a minute. You You're saying that
12:47
12:47 you think a pumpkin can make a good
12:48
12:48 weapon? Cuz you only get one shot at
12:50
12:50 throwing a pumpkin at somebody.
12:52
12:52 >> All right. And then they explode on
12:53
12:53 them. I don't know if that's a good
12:55
12:55 weapon.
12:57
12:57 >> Well, I mean, it depends on how hard it
12:58
12:58 is, right? Like if it's a rotten, moldy
12:60
12:60 one and you hit them and it gets into
13:01
13:01 their lungs, you know, mold in your
13:03
13:03 lungs, it might be a problem, you know,
13:05
13:05 gets in your eyes, you can't see, you
13:07
13:07 know, you got to strate, you got to
13:09
13:09 strategize on how to deliver the weapon.
13:11
13:11 >> Yeah.
13:12
13:12 >> You know,
13:13
13:13 >> it's not Yeah. You got to look at the
13:14
13:14 You got to assess the weapon that you
13:16
13:16 have.
13:17
13:17 >> Yeah. Well, to add to your fun facts of
13:19
13:19 knowledge, Joshua, did you know that
13:20
13:20 pumpkin seeds are America's 55th
13:24
13:24 most enjoyed snack?
13:27
13:27 >> Didn't know that either. No. The
13:29
13:29 >> That's good because that is that is a
13:31
13:31 [ __ ] lie. Do not listen to everything
13:33
13:33 on the internet. That is a lie. I do not
13:35
13:35 know what pumpkin seeds fall under in
13:38
13:38 terms of category of snack. So, just a
13:40
13:40 little FYI for everybody out there.
13:42
13:42 Don't listen to everybody on the
13:43
13:43 internet. Um, but realistically, Joshua,
13:46
13:46 did you ever go to a pumpkin patch as a
13:48
13:48 kid? Like, can you think back to the
13:50
13:50 first time you went to a pumpkin patch?
13:52
13:52 >> Yeah, I remember going to a pumpkin
13:54
13:54 patch and I and I remember growing up
13:57
13:57 just like going and and we'll talk about
13:58
13:58 this during Christmas, but um we always
14:00
14:00 had a budget and I and I knew as a kid
14:03
14:03 there was there was a line drawn in the
14:05
14:05 sand where I could not draw go past as
14:07
14:07 far as the size of the pumpkin. I just
14:08
14:08 knew it wasn't in the budget. So,
14:12
14:12 pumpkin patches became more of like a
14:14
14:14 like like a dream, you know, like
14:16
14:16 something I can't, you know, the thing I
14:17
14:17 can't touch. Um, but yeah, so there was
14:20
14:20 a limit, but I do remember going to
14:22
14:22 pumpkin patches, having a good time. You
14:24
14:24 picked the one. I don't I don't know if
14:26
14:26 I was ever schooled in how you're
14:28
14:28 supposed to pick a pumpkin. I think you
14:30
14:30 just wherever.
14:31
14:31 >> Yeah, I've never been schooled in that
14:33
14:33 either.
14:33
14:33 >> You would imagine where your face is
14:35
14:35 going to go, like where your carving is
14:36
14:36 going to go and how it's going to sit on
14:37
14:37 your porch. And then I guess that's how
14:38
14:38 we made the decision. the stem if you're
14:40
14:40 gonna hold it, things like that. Um,
14:43
14:43 >> but overall, like I I as a child, yeah,
14:45
14:45 I can remember going to pumpkin patches,
14:46
14:46 but I remember there was a budget and
14:48
14:48 the ones I wanted, I couldn't have. So,
14:50
14:50 >> of course,
14:50
14:50 >> there there's also that needle for me.
14:54
14:54 >> That's funny.
14:55
14:55 >> The trauma of pumpkin patch.
14:56
14:56 >> The trauma, dude, that's awesome. But,
14:58
14:58 uh, for me, I've never I don't think
15:01
15:01 I've ever been to a pumpkin patch as a
15:02
15:02 kid. And if I did, I don't remember it,
15:05
15:05 you know? I remember the first time as
15:07
15:07 an adult going to a pumpkin patch and I
15:08
15:08 thought that was amazing. Like being
15:10
15:10 able to pick out a pumpkin that you will
15:12
15:12 keep with you the entire season or like
15:15
15:15 picking out a pumpkin that you're going
15:16
15:16 to trace a face on. Like that that was
15:19
15:19 awesome. Um but yeah, as a kid, no, I
15:22
15:22 don't remember going to any pumpkin
15:23
15:23 patch. It just makes me kind of sad, you
15:24
15:24 know? It makes me feel like I've never
15:26
15:26 had a real childhood like fall, right?
15:29
15:29 even though my birthday is the day
15:30
15:30 before Halloween, like there's there's
15:32
15:32 no no remembrance of like fall
15:35
15:35 activities. Um, and so now I have
15:37
15:37 another question for you, buddy, because
15:38
15:38 you've been and had that experience. Um,
15:41
15:41 was your family more of a pumpkin
15:43
15:43 carving family or more of a pumpkin
15:45
15:45 painting family?
15:47
15:47 >> Oh, no. We always carved. We We always
15:49
15:49 carved and you couldn't find a knife uh
15:52
15:52 sharp enough ever came time to carve
15:54
15:54 pumpkins. It's like we were reaching for
15:56
15:56 butter knives and we were which like
15:58
15:58 whatever we could grab trying to trying
15:60
15:60 to cut. You ever try to cut a pumpkin
16:02
16:02 with a butter knife? Good luck.
16:04
16:04 >> I have. It is not fun. I'll tell you
16:06
16:06 that.
16:06
16:06 >> Yeah, it's it became an all day event,
16:08
16:08 let me tell you. You just sitting there
16:09
16:09 just carving away. Carving away. Um but
16:12
16:12 yeah, we we definitely would carve. Um
16:15
16:15 and then I remember as a kid growing up,
16:17
16:17 there came a time when you could buy
16:18
16:18 patterns.
16:20
16:20 >> Yeah. I was going to say if you bought
16:21
16:21 those kits with the carvings tools and
16:23
16:23 stuff in there.
16:24
16:24 >> Yeah. Yeah. So, there was a there was an
16:26
16:26 evolution from the triangle eyes and the
16:28
16:28 the kind of standardized mouth with the,
16:30
16:30 you know, the pointy teeth and all that
16:31
16:31 and then turned into witches and, you
16:34
16:34 know, I I never got into like buying the
16:36
16:36 Dremel tool and just going all out.
16:38
16:38 >> I did. Yeah, I went
16:39
16:39 >> road show, you know, like put this on
16:41
16:41 display kind of thing.
16:43
16:43 >> Um, I never did that. But yeah, I'm a
16:45
16:45 more traditionalist when it comes to
16:47
16:47 that. Like I'll just cut the triangle
16:48
16:48 eyes and just keep it simple and you
16:51
16:51 know, cuz there's a part of that when I
16:52
16:52 look at that, it reminds me of my
16:53
16:53 childhood. If I look at this this Willy
16:56
16:56 Wonka carving, you know, this crazy
16:57
16:57 thing, I'm like, "Nobody does that
16:59
16:59 shit."
16:59
16:59 >> You know, who who does that? You got too
17:01
17:01 much time, you know? I keep it simple.
17:02
17:02 The nostalgia.
17:03
17:03 >> I love doing that [ __ ] dude.
17:05
17:05 >> It's [ __ ] hard. It's hard. You need
17:08
17:08 the right tools for it, but it's fun for
17:10
17:10 sure.
17:10
17:10 >> Hey, wait. Uh, before you move on from
17:12
17:12 this real quick.
17:13
17:13 >> Um, keep it.
17:14
17:14 >> I just remembered. I just remember
17:16
17:16 something.
17:16
17:16 >> Mhm.
17:17
17:17 >> Joshua, what do you still have a pumpkin
17:20
17:20 on your porch?
17:21
17:21 >> I do.
17:22
17:22 Well, okay. All right. All right. All
17:24
17:24 right. Can we still At what point does
17:27
17:27 it go from pumpkin to like dirt that's
17:30
17:30 just s, you know, like how far along is
17:32
17:32 it? But I do I I believe there is a stem
17:36
17:36 um for from about a year ago that's
17:38
17:38 still there. And it this pumpkin was
17:40
17:40 painted silver. So I can still make out
17:42
17:42 the silver and the black was the eyes
17:45
17:45 because this wasn't this one was not a
17:47
17:47 carved pumpkin. This was a painted
17:49
17:49 pumpkin. Do you think you can get a you
17:52
17:52 think you can get a picture for me to
17:54
17:54 put into the
17:55
17:55 >> I'll get a picture for you guys and you
17:56
17:56 guys can just you know so that's the
17:58
17:58 thing is maybe you have a hard time
17:59
17:59 letting go you know I mean I was a child
18:01
18:01 >> maybe you're just a [ __ ] hoarder
18:03
18:03 >> the trauma of like not being able to
18:05
18:05 have a pumpkin the pumpkin I wanted now
18:07
18:07 I got it so I just keep it forever
18:09
18:09 >> if it melts
18:11
18:11 >> like the [ __ ] wicked witch of the
18:12
18:12 west just melts into my my patio you
18:15
18:15 know the front door just like
18:17
18:17 >> the Amazon guys judging me every time he
18:19
18:19 drops off a package and takes a picture.
18:21
18:21 >> Yeah, I didn't I didn't even realize
18:23
18:23 that. Yeah, cuz he has to walk up the up
18:25
18:25 to your house and be like, "Oh, what the
18:28
18:28 [ __ ] is that? Is that Is that a
18:30
18:30 pumpkin?"
18:31
18:31 >> Yeah, that's basically they have a whole
18:33
18:33 series of pump my front porch with this
18:36
18:36 pumpkin slowly.
18:37
18:37 >> Oh, yeah. Melting away.
18:38
18:38 >> Bunch of I wish we could see those
18:40
18:40 delivered images, you know, as the first
18:42
18:42 time we got the pumpkin all the way to
18:44
18:44 now. Oh, that would be
18:45
18:45 >> Yeah, cuz they don't keep them. I I
18:46
18:46 don't think that historically they keep
18:48
18:48 them like you you have them for a
18:49
18:49 minute. If I would have screenshotted
18:50
18:50 them all, that would have been perfect.
18:51
18:51 >> That would have been perfect. Damn. Next
18:52
18:52 year, you know, this year, Joshua, we're
18:54
18:54 going to do another pumpkin. We're going
18:56
18:56 to set it out there and then we're going
18:57
18:57 to take pictures of it throughout the
18:59
18:59 year.
18:59
18:59 >> I'll do that for everybody. If you want
19:01
19:01 me to do that, I will I'll do that. When
19:03
19:03 do I buy one though? I need to like give
19:04
19:04 me a chat like what what at what date?
19:06
19:06 >> Now. Right now. Now is the time to buy
19:08
19:08 it.
19:09
19:09 >> I'm going to say October
19:12
19:12 Let's say October 15th. halfway through
19:15
19:15 the month, you know, you buy your
19:17
19:17 pumpkin and see how long you can get it
19:18
19:18 to.
19:19
19:19 >> Okay. Okay.
19:20
19:20 >> Um buying pumpkins 13th, right?
19:23
19:23 >> 13th. Yeah.
19:24
19:24 >> Okay.
19:25
19:25 >> Uh speaking of buying pumpkins,
19:27
19:27 were when you grew up, cuz you went to
19:30
19:30 pumpkin patches, did you ever go to like
19:33
19:33 the grocery store pumpkin patches? Do
19:35
19:35 you remember those?
19:37
19:37 >> No. No. We were more traditional and
19:40
19:40 always bought ours off the stem or
19:42
19:42 whatever, like out in the field. We
19:44
19:44 never, no, never was a grocery store.
19:47
19:47 The only time I spent time with with
19:49
19:49 pumpkins at a grocery store is when I
19:51
19:51 worked overnights at a grocery store and
19:53
19:53 we take those [ __ ] things and roll
19:54
19:54 them down the parking lot at 3:00 in the
19:56
19:56 morning. Um, and then our store manager
19:59
19:59 would come like, "How how did all those
20:01
20:01 pumpkins get at the bottom of the
20:02
20:02 parking lot?" We were just like half
20:04
20:04 dead leaving at 6:00 a.m. in the
20:05
20:05 morning. Like, we don't know, boss. It's
20:07
20:07 probably the home. There was
20:08
20:08 >> a hole in the box, dude.
20:10
20:10 >> Yeah, we used to bowl Yeah, we used to
20:12
20:12 bowl the pumpkins in the middle of the
20:13
20:13 night down the parking lot. See which
20:15
20:15 one rolled and went the furthest
20:18
20:18 >> funny
20:19
20:19 most amount of time. Yeah. Grocery
20:21
20:21 store.
20:21
20:21 >> Um I remember grocery store parking lots
20:24
20:24 uh because those were the only ones uh
20:27
20:27 sorry, grocery store pumpkin patch
20:28
20:28 parking lots. Uh those were the only
20:30
20:30 ones that I went to and those I
20:32
20:32 remember. But I don't consider them
20:33
20:33 pumpkin patches because they're not.
20:35
20:35 They're just a collection of pumpkins
20:38
20:38 for purchase, you know. They're not a
20:39
20:39 they're not a field. There's not a field
20:41
20:41 of pumpkins, right? But I remember going
20:43
20:43 to those ones. Um,
20:45
20:45 >> and those were just fine. You know,
20:46
20:46 sometimes they would decorate them like
20:48
20:48 they were they were like the nostalgic
20:50
20:50 version of like the Christmas tree lots
20:53
20:53 that you see a lot of nowadays. Like
20:54
20:54 they're trying to bring back like the
20:56
20:56 side Christmas tree lots, right? It was
20:58
20:58 exactly like that. Um, and honestly, you
21:01
21:01 could find better pumpkins on the side
21:03
21:03 of the road. So, you know, there's never
21:05
21:05 anything good there.
21:06
21:06 >> Yeah. When you said pumpkin maze, when
21:08
21:08 you thought about this topic, I was
21:09
21:09 like, is he talking about like a corn
21:11
21:11 maze or like actual pumpkin maze? I
21:14
21:14 thought
21:14
21:14 >> Well, I was I was going to get I was
21:16
21:16 going to get to that actually uh with
21:17
21:17 corn mazes and stuff like that.
21:19
21:19 Actually, we can just get to it now. Uh
21:20
21:20 so, corn mazes, Joshua, are you a fan of
21:23
21:23 the corn maze or are you just somebody
21:25
21:25 who's just like, "H, it's just a bunch
21:27
21:27 of corn."
21:28
21:28 >> So, believe it or not, I have never been
21:30
21:30 to a corn maze. So, if anybody
21:34
21:34 take me to a corn maze, uh the
21:37
21:37 invitation's open. I will totally go to
21:38
21:38 a corn maze with you,
21:40
21:40 >> but I've never been I have never been to
21:41
21:41 a corn maze.
21:43
21:43 >> I think I know somebody in your vicinity
21:45
21:45 uh who's our fellow mailman who could
21:47
21:47 probably have some uh some ideas of
21:50
21:50 where to find a corn maze that he can
21:51
21:51 take you to. So, we might have to hook
21:53
21:53 him up with you. So,
21:55
21:55 >> I'm I mean I'm I'm down for a corn maze,
21:58
21:58 you know, like
21:60
21:60 >> Well, that kind of defeats this next
22:01
22:01 question, but I was going to ask you.
22:03
22:03 >> I guess you can think of it as a
22:04
22:04 hypothetical then. Uh let's say you've
22:06
22:06 been to a corn maze, right? You know the
22:08
22:08 idea of a corn maze. You go through.
22:10
22:10 >> Yeah. Don't get lost and don't die.
22:11
22:11 Yeah.
22:12
22:12 >> Like have a lot of water when you start.
22:14
22:14 >> That kind of [ __ ]
22:15
22:15 >> So, let's say that the corn maze instead
22:18
22:18 of being in the daytime was at night. Do
22:21
22:21 you think that would make a corn maze
22:23
22:23 more exciting or do you think you would
22:25
22:25 just get more lost?
22:27
22:27 >> No, I think things are always more
22:29
22:29 exciting at in the dark, you know?
22:32
22:32 >> Good point. Point.
22:34
22:34 >> Yeah. I mean, same
22:37
22:37 >> [ __ ]
22:38
22:38 >> All right. All right. Fine. You win,
22:40
22:40 buddy. You win.
22:40
22:40 >> All right. I mean, well, cuz when you
22:42
22:42 thought when you brought this up corn,
22:44
22:44 let me just say this real quick. I I had
22:45
22:45 this envision of of like getting lost
22:48
22:48 and it's scary. Like, what am I supposed
22:49
22:49 to do? So, I started thinking about uh
22:51
22:51 escape rooms at the same time. So, I was
22:53
22:53 going to pose the question, what's more
22:54
22:54 what what would freak you out more?
22:56
22:56 >> Uh corn maze or an escape room? Cuz I
22:60
22:60 haven't done neither,
23:01
23:01 >> dude. Maze corn maze at night is going
23:06
23:06 to scare me more. Yeah, corn maze at
23:07
23:07 night is definitely going to scare me
23:09
23:09 more than a [ __ ] escape room because
23:11
23:11 an escape room is just a room in a
23:14
23:14 building, you know? A corn maze is
23:16
23:16 outside, you know? That is scarier.
23:19
23:19 There's strangers around, right?
23:21
23:21 >> People can grab you through the corn,
23:23
23:23 >> you know, and then just have their way
23:25
23:25 with you. That's my biggest fear is
23:27
23:27 someone having their way with me in a
23:28
23:28 corn maze. So, yeah, I would say that's
23:30
23:30 my scariest like scariest thing, dude.
23:33
23:33 >> Okay. All right. All right. You like
23:35
23:35 somebody's watching you from a video
23:36
23:36 camera just trying to figure
23:39
23:39 >> like from around the corn cobs. Yeah.
23:41
23:41 >> Okay.
23:41
23:41 >> Filming me like doing that like that
23:44
23:44 typical like [ __ ] looking me up and
23:46
23:46 down with the camera, right? Zooming in
23:48
23:48 on my feet, my little toesies, right?
23:50
23:50 And just [ __ ] try to get me.
23:53
23:53 >> Okay. So, corn maze. Got it. I I need to
23:55
23:55 do both. So, maybe
23:56
23:56 >> you got you got to do both. That is your
23:57
23:57 fall challenge, buddy. You got to do
23:59
23:59 both things.
23:60
23:60 >> Okay. Okay. I I almost I accept that
24:03
24:03 challenge. Corn maze and an escape room.
24:05
24:05 >> Yep. Corn maze and an escape room. I
24:07
24:07 don't know where you're going to find an
24:08
24:08 escape room in your area, but I'm sure
24:09
24:09 they can find you one.
24:11
24:11 >> I think there's one out in um in the
24:13
24:13 Selenus area, Monterey.
24:14
24:14 >> You think so?
24:15
24:15 >> Locally? I I think I think there is, you
24:17
24:17 know, but but then again, I could just
24:19
24:19 turn on the lights and lock my doors in
24:20
24:20 my house. I'd probably get lock, you
24:21
24:21 know, stuck in here, too. So,
24:24
24:24 it's like this already feels like
24:26
24:26 >> I was going to suggest that as a second
24:27
24:27 option, but, you know. Yeah. Uh, one
24:29
24:29 last thing, but before we leave this
24:30
24:30 topic, I just want to kind of run
24:31
24:31 through uh some things that we do here
24:33
24:33 all the time, which is just a rapidfire
24:34
24:34 set of questions for you, and you got to
24:36
24:36 give me one or the other. Okay.
24:38
24:38 >> Okay.
24:39
24:39 >> All right. So, this is kind of
24:41
24:41 irrelevant, but I kind of want to know
24:42
24:42 your answer. If you were to do one,
24:44
24:44 which one would you do? A haunted corn
24:46
24:46 maze or a haunted hayride?
24:49
24:49 >> Haunted hayride. I didn't even know that
24:51
24:51 was such a thing. Uh because I've done I
24:52
24:52 haven't done both. I feel like I need to
24:55
24:55 experience the corn maze first.
24:58
24:58 >> Okay.
24:58
24:58 >> So then I can I can hop on something and
24:60
24:60 ride something. You know what I mean? I
25:01
25:01 got to I got to use my legs before I
25:02
25:02 sit.
25:04
25:04 >> Haunted rides are pretty fun, dude. Like
25:06
25:06 they're just basically it's the the
25:07
25:07 cultivator tractors attached to a
25:10
25:10 trailer and then they just take you
25:11
25:11 around things. Sometimes they decorate
25:13
25:13 stuff. Those are the fun ones when they
25:14
25:14 decorate stuff up here. Uh actually up
25:17
25:17 here, buddy, get this. Um there's
25:19
25:19 something that you would love to do
25:20
25:20 here. So if you ever come up for
25:21
25:21 October, uh there is a pumpkin patch up
25:25
25:25 here where you can take a hayride, but
25:27
25:27 they give you paintball guns and the
25:30
25:30 theme of the hayride is zombie themed.
25:33
25:33 So you're in the hayride and you're
25:35
25:35 shooting at the zombies with your
25:38
25:38 paintball guns, which is pretty pretty
25:40
25:40 [ __ ] cool. Also,
25:41
25:41 >> it real zombies. Is it re is it real?
25:44
25:44 Like people walking around?
25:45
25:45 >> It's real people giving. Yeah, dude.
25:47
25:47 It's [ __ ] It's crazy.
25:49
25:49 >> We gotta do that if you come up here.
25:50
25:50 >> Yeah,
25:51
25:51 >> take it back. I'll do you. Okay. Down.
25:53
25:53 Sign me up for that, too. Three things.
25:56
25:56 >> Three things. We got you. All right.
25:57
25:57 Pumpkin pie or pumpkin bread?
25:60
25:60 >> Pumpkin pie. Pumpkin bread. Do when
26:02
26:02 somebody can make a good pumpkin bread,
26:04
26:04 I'm all over it. So, the bakers out
26:05
26:05 there, hook it up.
26:06
26:06 >> Pumpkin bread.
26:07
26:07 >> Yeah. All right. one massive pumpkin or
26:09
26:09 20 tiny pumpkins.
26:12
26:12 >> If it's massive enough that I could
26:13
26:13 carve it out and crawl into it, that's
26:15
26:15 the one I want to hang out with. That's
26:16
26:16 the one I want to do.
26:18
26:18 >> Yeah.
26:18
26:18 >> Okay. All right. I feel that. Uh would
26:21
26:21 you spend the night alone in a pumpkin
26:23
26:23 patch for $1,000?
26:26
26:26 >> Yeah. Easily. Easily. Do Do I got a
26:28
26:28 flashlight or candles or food? Do I have
26:29
26:29 any survival gear?
26:32
26:32 >> It's just you. Just you.
26:33
26:33 >> Oh, just me. I can make do. I'm fine.
26:36
26:36 >> Yeah. Just curl up in a ball next to the
26:37
26:37 pumpkin. Make a pumpkin fort and then uh
26:39
26:39 just fall asleep. Yeah.
26:41
26:41 >> Yeah.
26:42
26:42 >> All right. Uh you're lost in a corn maze
26:44
26:44 at midnight. You hear footsteps behind
26:46
26:46 you. Do you investigate or run?
26:49
26:49 >> I'm going to go I'm going going to
26:51
26:51 investigate because that person probably
26:52
26:52 knows the way out.
26:55
26:55 >> Maybe. Yeah. Or maybe you're lost
26:56
26:56 together.
26:57
26:57 >> I'm probably the last one in the Yeah.
26:58
26:58 They're coming to find me cuz I'm the
26:60
26:60 idiot who got lost, right?
27:01
27:01 >> Yeah. Yeah. you know. So, yeah, I'm
27:03
27:03 going towards the person cuz they got
27:06
27:06 in. So, maybe.
27:06
27:06 >> Excuse me, sir.
27:08
27:08 >> Are you lost?
27:10
27:10 >> Yeah. Yeah. Indefinitely if I don't
27:13
27:13 follow you back. So, yes.
27:16
27:16 And then he takes off his pants and he
27:18
27:18 tries to do you in the corn maze. Hey,
27:20
27:20 >> that's an option. That's an option.
27:23
27:23 >> Listen, boy. You're either going to do
27:24
27:24 me or I'm going to do you. Then we're
27:26
27:26 both getting out of here,
27:28
27:28 >> right?
27:30
27:30 >> All right. Last one, buddy. Uh, if you
27:32
27:32 could bring one horror movie character
27:33
27:33 as a pumpkin patch, a pumpkin picking
27:36
27:36 partner, who are you bringing?
27:40
27:40 >> I feel like I got to pick somebody
27:42
27:42 short, you know, low enough to the
27:44
27:44 ground where we can, you know, utilize
27:45
27:45 energy and also somebody small enough to
27:48
27:48 so I can put them on my shoulders in
27:50
27:50 case I need to see over anything very
27:52
27:52 tall. So, I got to be able to
27:54
27:54 >> utilize this u this beneficiary. I I No,
27:60
27:60 it would probably be Chucky. I'm totally
28:02
28:02 down with Chucky. Me and Chucky.
28:04
28:04 >> That's a good one.
28:04
28:04 >> You know, he's agile. You know, he's
28:07
28:07 pretty quick on his feet. You know, he
28:08
28:08 knows Spanish. You know, he's bilingual.
28:12
28:12 >> He's bilingual
28:13
28:13 >> really well, too.
28:14
28:14 >> I mean, just saying.
28:17
28:17 Uh, I'm getting Chucky. Put Chucky on my
28:19
28:19 shoulders. We We could We could figure
28:21
28:21 this out. I mean,
28:23
28:23 >> that guy.
28:24
28:24 >> All right, buddy. There you go. There's
28:25
28:25 that segment for you.
28:27
28:27 Wonderful
28:29
28:29 pumpkin maze problem. That's it. That's
28:31
28:31 all I had. I just want to talk about
28:33
28:33 pumpkin patches and [ __ ] get your
28:35
28:35 opinions on some things.
28:36
28:36 >> Hey, I you might be getting to it. And
28:37
28:37 we're 30 minute 30 minutes in, dude. Are
28:39
28:39 we going to at all talk about artwork?
28:42
28:42 Are we going to get there?
28:43
28:43 >> Oh, yeah. I forgot about that. Yeah, we
28:45
28:45 probably should get there, huh? Let's
28:47
28:47 [ ] let's do that now. Let's [ ]
28:48
28:48 get to it, man. I uh I actually did
28:50
28:50 something this week so we just didn't
28:52
28:52 have to worry about it. Um, but we've
28:54
28:54 been doing this thing on Sorry for
28:56
28:56 Little Aot Live. Also, all our social
28:57
28:57 media is called Sorry for the Scare. Uh,
28:60
28:60 31 days of Halloween handdrawn art. Uh,
29:03
29:03 I've been doing this. Uh, Joshua had
29:05
29:05 one. Uh, yeah. Go ahead and close that
29:06
29:06 chat with this section, buddy, while we
29:08
29:08 do this. Uh,
29:09
29:09 >> I did I've been doing them all all
29:11
29:11 month. Uh Joshua did one last week,
29:13
29:13 which was spectacular, buddy.
29:15
29:15 Sensational. Uh, topnotch art really.
29:18
29:18 Uh, and then uh you think he has one?
29:20
29:20 You have one for this week, too, right
29:22
29:22 buddy? I do have one. I do. And I'm
29:24
29:24 expecting an applause or like whatever
29:26
29:26 you're gonna give me, you know.
29:28
29:28 >> Yeah. No, for sure, man. Uh, so I'm
29:30
29:30 gonna share my screen with Joshua and
29:31
29:31 for the people watching, keep on
29:33
29:33 watching for you listening. Uh, head on
29:34
29:34 over to the website. It's visual. I
29:36
29:36 don't want to describe everything. My
29:38
29:38 voice is not the best. Uh, so Josh, I
29:40
29:40 made a little slideshow again for us.
29:42
29:42 Uh, you can see here. Sorry for the
29:44
29:44 little slideshow.
29:44
29:44 >> AI, right?
29:46
29:46 >> This is not AI. None of this is AI. So,
29:48
29:48 let that be known. It is all handdrawn
29:50
29:50 as in the title. So, uh, Joshua, this
29:53
29:53 was for today, the one that came out,
29:55
29:55 uh, on the 8th as far as the time of
29:58
29:58 recording. Uh,
30:01
30:01 actually, what when do when do
30:05
30:05 >> I don't know when
30:06
30:06 >> I'm just appreciating the art. I'm just
30:08
30:08 >> just appreciate the art. I guess we're I
30:10
30:10 can't remember how these work because
30:11
30:11 it's like the way we record and the way
30:13
30:13 the things get posted.
30:14
30:14 >> Came up with
30:15
30:15 >> like I I don't remember how I did any of
30:17
30:17 this. But anyways, this is all this is
30:18
30:18 all the art from the previous week. Uh,
30:21
30:21 so here you go. And then when we get to
30:22
30:22 Monday, that's your your preview on next
30:24
30:24 week. So this was Tuesday's. Uh, this is
30:26
30:26 the first time Josh was seeing any of
30:27
30:27 these. So buddy, there's that one.
30:29
30:29 Haunted Teacup was day eight. This is uh
30:32
30:32 for day nine, which is the skeleton
30:34
30:34 garden. Uh, I was actually really a big
30:36
30:36 fan of this one when I drew it because I
30:37
30:37 really like the way I drew a skeleton.
30:39
30:39 Uh, I'm not too good at drawing bones in
30:42
30:42 really any anatomy or cats as we'll find
30:45
30:45 out shortly. Um, but this is day nine.
30:48
30:48 Uh, day 10 is another one of my
30:50
30:50 favorites. This is the Moonlight
30:52
30:52 Familiar.
30:53
30:53 >> Okay. I'm looking at your list, by the
30:55
30:55 way. I'm I'm factchecking Sean right
30:57
30:57 now. I get like Yeah.
30:58
30:58 >> Okay, good. Yeah, there you go. Uh, and
31:00
31:00 I I again
31:02
31:02 >> I I have this this type of styling that
31:05
31:05 I like to do. And these candy corn guys
31:08
31:08 just fit really well with the way I like
31:09
31:09 to draw things. Uh, which is really high
31:12
31:12 detail in the middle and then little
31:14
31:14 stick figure arms for everything else.
31:16
31:16 So, there's day 10. Uh, day 11. Again,
31:19
31:19 another one of my favorites. This is
31:21
31:21 pumpkin creature. Uh, and this is just a
31:23
31:23 pumpkin eating candy corns. Uh, Joshua,
31:25
31:25 I like to think that you are the candy
31:27
31:27 corn that is up on top being eaten. Uh,
31:29
31:29 he's just screaming for help and mercy.
31:31
31:31 So, I like it.
31:34
31:34 >> Uh, this is day 12, which is potion
31:36
31:36 access.
31:37
31:37 >> That one's cool. I like that.
31:39
31:39 >> Do you do you know what that is?
31:41
31:41 >> That it looks like a very twisted bat
31:44
31:44 candy corn mashup. It is, buddy.
31:47
31:47 >> It's a bat. Candy. It's candy bat.
31:48
31:48 >> All right. So, it's a candy batch.
31:50
31:50 Exactly. Yep. Um, I'm glad you were able
31:53
31:53 to figure out what it was because I was
31:55
31:55 having such a hard time trying to draw a
31:57
31:57 bat and a candy corn push together. So,
31:59
31:59 there's there's that. Uh, so that is day
32:02
32:02 12. Uh, day 13. I was again very proud
32:05
32:05 of this one. Also very scared of this
32:06
32:06 one. This one's spider seamstress. Uh,
32:08
32:08 it's a it's a sorry for delay uh
32:10
32:10 seamstress spider. Uh, they made a sorry
32:13
32:13 for the scare uh shirt. It says sorry
32:16
32:16 for the scare on his little shirt right
32:18
32:18 there, which is kind of cute. So,
32:20
32:20 there's that one. And then for Monday,
32:22
32:22 um the one that came out last week or
32:25
32:25 yesterday is this one right here, day
32:26
32:26 14, trickor treat monster. So, it's a
32:29
32:29 little a little poof ball monster. Uh
32:31
32:31 getting uh candy from candy corn. So,
32:34
32:34 there you go.
32:36
32:36 >> Those were all of the ones for the
32:37
32:37 previous week. So, hopefully you guys
32:39
32:39 enjoyed it and hopefully you guys are
32:41
32:41 playing along at home. Joshua, are you
32:44
32:44 ready to show off your art?
32:47
32:47 >> Okay, this is you gota remember this is
32:49
32:49 the after the crash, you know. Um, so I
32:53
32:53 I normally don't draw draw much. I'm
32:56
32:56 throwing it out there, but specifically
32:58
32:58 Sean put me to task and um I drew
33:02
33:02 something up here and I just I need to
33:03
33:03 know Sean if I if I uh if I've impressed
33:08
33:08 you or I have totally before you show
33:11
33:11 me. Okay.
33:12
33:12 >> What day is this for? And what is the
33:14
33:14 prompt?
33:15
33:15 >> Okay. So, this is for day 14 because I
33:18
33:18 needed that I needed that much time to
33:20
33:20 figure it out to be honest with you. Um,
33:22
33:22 this is the trick or treat monster.
33:25
33:25 >> Okay. Let me know. Let me Okay. Ready?
33:27
33:27 Ready for it?
33:28
33:28 >> I'm ready.
33:29
33:29 >> There it is. That is your
33:33
33:33 trickor treat.
33:38
33:38 What is this? What is this? What am I?
33:40
33:40 What the [ __ ] am I looking at right now?
33:43
33:43 I Okay, I need to describe it just
33:47
33:47 briefly. Uh it Okay, so Joshua has drawn
33:51
33:51 >> uh a square box. Imagine a square box,
33:53
33:53 if you will, everybody.
33:54
33:54 >> Around that box is a thick frame of
33:58
33:58 black and yellow construction tape.
34:01
34:01 >> Caution tape.
34:01
34:01 >> And then caution tape. Sorry. Yes,
34:03
34:03 construction tape. Caution tape. Sorry.
34:06
34:06 Uh, in the middle of that box is tire
34:10
34:10 tracks, footprints, what looks to be
34:13
34:13 chewed up gum. Uh, and then in the
34:15
34:15 center of frame is I'm assuming to be
34:19
34:19 the monster in question.
34:21
34:21 >> Yes,
34:22
34:22 >> buddy. I can't. That's as far as I can
34:24
34:24 describe. You have to go ahead and
34:25
34:25 describe the rest of this.
34:27
34:27 >> So, the monster, unfortunately,
34:29
34:29 everybody, if you're if you're just
34:31
34:31 listening, it doesn't make sense, but
34:32
34:32 unfortunately, the monster did not make
34:34
34:34 it. The monster uh found himself stepped
34:37
34:37 on and ran over because unfortunately he
34:42
34:42 had stepped in gum. It got stuck.
34:45
34:45 >> What happened?
34:46
34:46 >> Yes. So the monster got stuck in a
34:49
34:49 construction site.
34:50
34:50 >> Stuck.
34:52
34:52 Got it.
34:53
34:53 >> Stepped on the gun.
34:54
34:54 >> I see it now. I see it. Yeah.
34:55
34:55 >> Fell down. Got stepped on. Got ran over.
34:59
34:59 Couple things happened to it. He's
35:01
35:01 wearing some scary pants, you know.
35:03
35:03 Okay. I just I had to take a moment to
35:05
35:05 read what it said on the screen. So, on
35:07
35:07 his pants, it says scary on one leg and
35:10
35:10 pants on the other.
35:16
35:16 Also, his shirt looks like a skateboard.
35:18
35:18 I just want to point that out real
35:20
35:20 quick.
35:24
35:24 >> So, did a car run over him? Like, is
35:26
35:26 that what happened? The car, he got
35:27
35:27 stuck and a car ran him over.
35:28
35:28 >> Listen, it started with the gum. This is
35:30
35:30 everybody. This is why you don't put gum
35:32
35:32 on the floor because things will get
35:33
35:33 stuck. And unfortunately, this scary
35:35
35:35 monster got stuck with the scary pants
35:38
35:38 and uh got run over, got stepped on.
35:41
35:41 >> I love it.
35:41
35:41 >> It just just it was over. It was over.
35:44
35:44 So, he thought he was going to make it
35:45
35:45 to the trick-or- treat. Didn't make it.
35:47
35:47 Um but I need I need to know, Sean, is
35:49
35:49 this does this kind of is this good? How
35:52
35:52 do I do I need you to judge my art for a
35:54
35:54 second here? Give me a chance. Listen,
35:57
35:57 we have two unique styles of artwork uh
35:59
35:59 that we are crafting in this month of
36:02
36:02 October. And I believe this fits in with
36:05
36:05 the Joshua style of art. Uh the before
36:07
36:07 the crash or sorry after the crash, so
36:09
36:09 the AC style of artwork. Uh and Joshua,
36:12
36:12 I would say this is top tier. Top tier.
36:14
36:14 The amount of effort and time that you
36:17
36:17 took to this one versus the other one
36:19
36:19 has me smitten, buddy. This has gotten
36:22
36:22 me ravenous for more. And I can't wait
36:25
36:25 to see the next week's artwork. Uh
36:27
36:27 because I think that you're gonna top
36:29
36:29 yourself. I think you're gonna like this
36:30
36:30 is this is your best one so far, but
36:33
36:33 next week's is going to probably be even
36:35
36:35 [ __ ] better and I can't wait for
36:37
36:37 that. Uh so this I would put it up there
36:39
36:39 in a museum. I would I would I would
36:42
36:42 take actually I would take the other one
36:43
36:43 out of the museum frame and I would put
36:46
36:46 this one in there like a proud parent uh
36:48
36:48 putting their child's drawing on their
36:51
36:51 refrigerator door. That's what I would
36:53
36:53 do for you, buddy, with this drawing
36:54
36:54 here. So, thank you. Thank you for
36:56
36:56 sharing.
36:56
36:56 >> Okay. Well, I'm glad you like that one.
36:59
36:59 And there was a story behind it. Like,
37:01
37:01 as I build these things, there's
37:02
37:02 stories, right? So, guess what, Sean?
37:04
37:04 Because I had so much fun doing this. I
37:06
37:06 couldn't just show off one piece of art.
37:08
37:08 I got one more for you, buddy.
37:10
37:10 >> You did two. I'm so proud of you.
37:12
37:12 >> I got a day eight for you. And this is
37:15
37:15 uh the teacup. You know what you call
37:17
37:17 it? The um have it right here. Day
37:18
37:18 eight. The haunted teacup. Okay. I'm so
37:21
37:21 excited for this one.
37:23
37:23 >> Let me know what you think about this
37:25
37:25 one. Okay.
37:25
37:25 >> Oh my god. Okay. Go for it. I'm ready.
37:27
37:27 >> You ready? Okay. Yep.
37:28
37:28 >> Here we go.
37:30
37:30 >> Oh [ __ ] Okay. All right. Uh just quick
37:34
37:34 description on this one. Another square
37:36
37:36 box uh with text surrounding a multiple
37:41
37:41 teacups uh and a bunch of little ghosts.
37:44
37:44 Uh and the text around it says, "Never
37:46
37:46 forget the last sip." Uh, and also it
37:51
37:51 says the last sip. The last sip
37:54
37:54 >> like a cycle. Yeah, it's framed. It's
37:57
37:57 frame. This one's good, buddy. This
37:58
37:58 one's good. This one I feel like we
37:59
37:59 should put on like a a cup. Like this
38:01
38:01 would be good on a mug
38:03
38:03 >> like that. And so if you notice the
38:05
38:05 ghost there is holding it's not holding
38:07
38:07 balloons, it's holding teacups. And
38:09
38:09 inside the teacups, it's spilling the
38:12
38:12 coffee onto it. As the coffee pours
38:15
38:15 down, it turns into a brownish reddish.
38:18
38:18 And the blood goes into the B. Yeah.
38:21
38:21 Yeah. So this is And again, never
38:23
38:23 forget. So there's four ghosts.
38:26
38:26 >> Never forget four. Never forget
38:29
38:29 >> a pun.
38:30
38:30 >> The last sip.
38:33
38:33 >> Got it. Okay.
38:34
38:34 >> The broken coffee. The the old whoever
38:36
38:36 if anybody's ever dro dropped coffee and
38:39
38:39 been bummed about it, you know, just
38:40
38:40 that last sip.
38:42
38:42 >> And these are happy little ghost.
38:44
38:44 These are like the tea or coffee spirits
38:46
38:46 from people who've like spilt coffee or
38:49
38:49 or tea.
38:51
38:51 >> Oh god, I love art. God, I love it,
38:54
38:54 dude. I'm I'm going to put this one on a
38:56
38:56 teacup. We're going to put this on a mug
38:58
38:58 cuz this is mugw worthy. You know, the
38:60
38:60 other one is museum worthy. This one is
39:02
39:02 mugw worthy. All right. This one is
39:04
39:04 great. That's going to be some [ __ ]
39:05
39:05 merch.
39:07
39:07 >> That's awesome, dude. I never happy with
39:09
39:09 that.
39:10
39:10 >> The last sip. I'm glad you like that
39:11
39:11 one, Sean. I had fun making these for
39:13
39:13 you, man. cuz I know you really
39:14
39:14 appreciate art. Um, again, there's that
39:16
39:16 one.
39:16
39:16 >> Good. Also, I appreciate your scaling,
39:18
39:18 by the way, on that last one. Like, your
39:20
39:20 attention to scale. Like, your your
39:22
39:22 teacup in the background is smaller, as
39:24
39:24 it should be, and then your foreground
39:26
39:26 teacup is huge, as it should be, and
39:28
39:28 your ghost is right in the middle, and
39:30
39:30 the little ghost the little teacups next
39:32
39:32 to it actually fit the perspective.
39:35
39:35 Like, your your composition on this is
39:37
39:37 solid, buddy. Solid composition. um
39:40
39:40 these stars really give like an uh it
39:43
39:43 really draws your eye up so you get the
39:45
39:45 texts uh all around you in that square.
39:47
39:47 So I think that I think from an artwork
39:50
39:50 standpoint buddy uh as a connoisseur of
39:52
39:52 multiple handdrawn things I would say
39:55
39:55 hey hats off to you my dude you're doing
39:57
39:57 great.
39:58
39:58 >> Yeah. Well thank you thank you for
39:59
39:59 bringing out the the mini artist in me
40:01
40:01 because uh that was that was definitely
40:03
40:03 fun to do and I haven't handdrawn
40:04
40:04 anything since these last two actually
40:06
40:06 three now for these these two episodes.
40:08
40:08 Look at you. You got a whole little
40:09
40:09 catalog, whole little portfolio.
40:12
40:12 >> Yeah. And like Sean said, no AI. This is
40:14
40:14 all handdrawn. This is all fun stuff.
40:15
40:15 So, uh, there you go, Sean. I'm glad you
40:16
40:16 appreciate
40:17
40:17 >> AI. Couldn't make [ __ ] this bad. I'll
40:19
40:19 tell you that.
40:21
40:21 >> Exactly. Yeah.
40:22
40:22 >> And before we move on, Sean, um,
40:26
40:26 >> let me hit people with an AI song,
40:27
40:27 buddy. Let me put my quarter in the
40:28
40:28 jukebox. Uh, I've been I told you last
40:31
40:31 week that I'm doing a bunch of different
40:34
40:34 >> um genres of music. And so I've been
40:36
40:36 challenging myself not only creatively
40:38
40:38 in the terms of drawing but also
40:40
40:40 creatively in the space of my writing
40:42
40:42 ability. Um and I want to say that I
40:44
40:44 wrote again I'm I'm writing all these
40:46
40:46 songs lyrically. Um music is being
40:49
40:49 created by AI but this one in particular
40:53
40:53 I was super inspired as the kids say
40:56
40:56 when they just want to make something
40:57
40:57 that almost sounds the same as another
40:59
40:59 thing. I was super inspired uh by a
41:02
41:02 Shabuzzi song called If I Was an Outlaw.
41:05
41:05 Uh, so if you've never heard that song,
41:06
41:06 feel free to listen to it. It's on
41:08
41:08 Spotify right now. Um, but this song was
41:11
41:11 inspired by that. So Joshua, this song
41:14
41:14 is called Ghost Outlaw. Go ahead and
41:16
41:16 share my screen with you so you can
41:17
41:17 actually hear the [ __ ] song.
41:20
41:20 And for those of you listening, keep on
41:21
41:21 listening. For those of you watching,
41:22
41:22 you know the deal here. Uh, the song is
41:24
41:24 called Ghost Outlaw, buddy. It's only 3
41:26
41:26 minutes, so sit back, relax, and enjoy.
41:36
41:36 You'd think the desert swallowed every
41:38
41:38 soul. The way the moon hangs pale above
41:42
41:42 the smoke. There ain't much peace for a
41:45
41:45 restless soul. When the devil won't let
41:49
41:49 you go
41:52
41:52 of whisies too damn high. Drunk folks
41:55
41:55 swear they've seen me when the night was
41:57
41:57 young. Maybe I'll saddle up that old
42:01
42:01 phantom horse and ride down to the bank
42:06
42:06 and say, "Put your hands up where I can
42:09
42:09 see them, man. Don't mind. All the bones
42:12
42:12 are hole in my chest. I ain't here to
42:15
42:15 hurt you."
42:18
42:18 Then I disappear to San Francisco with
42:22
42:22 the whole town wondering what the hell
42:24
42:24 they saying. If I was a ghost down low,
42:29
42:29 hell, that's what I do.
42:46
42:46 Death ain't what it used to be.
42:49
42:49 Can't even rest beneath the moon.
42:53
42:53 Every time they play my old song, I come
42:57
42:57 drifting through the saloon.
43:01
43:01 Heard folks tell how I died out west.
43:04
43:04 One bad hand and a bullet in my chest.
43:08
43:08 So maybe I'll grab my rusty six gun and
43:12
43:12 haunt this little town. I'd say put your
43:16
43:16 hands up
43:19
43:19 where I can see them.
43:23
43:23 Everybody off of that stage coach now.
43:25
43:25 Yeah. The dead robing you.
43:30
43:30 Then I'd ride that wagon through to San
43:33
43:33 Francisco. If I was a ghost out,
43:40
43:40 hell, that's what I'd do.
43:44
43:44 If I was a ghost at long,
43:49
43:49 hell, that's what I do.
43:53
43:53 Yeah. If I was a ghost out,
43:59
43:59 hell, that's what I do.
44:18
44:18 There you go, buddy. A little country
44:20
44:20 flare for you. I wrote that one in
44:22
44:22 inspiring of that song, but also for you
44:24
44:24 because I know that you're a big fan of
44:26
44:26 the country. So, how do you feel about
44:28
44:28 it?
44:29
44:29 >> I mean, I, you know, I really like that
44:31
44:31 song, actually. Like, um, the flow's
44:33
44:33 cool. I yeah, it's it's more it leans
44:37
44:37 more into what I kind of listen to, but
44:39
44:39 I see the shaboozi that kind of like
44:41
44:41 personality that flow, but I think it
44:43
44:43 hits the uh October flare also.
44:46
44:46 >> Yeah, man.
44:47
44:47 >> Um but yeah, good job on that one and
44:49
44:49 writing the lyrics is not easy.
44:51
44:51 >> Telling a story and uh the emotional
44:54
44:54 >> dude, you know, that whole part of
44:55
44:55 that's
44:55
44:55 >> got to say something about that one real
44:57
44:57 quick on this since I have a little bit
44:58
44:58 of sec little bit of a moment here. um
45:01
45:01 to write that song was almost so
45:06
45:06 difficult to the point I just almost
45:07
45:07 gave up on it. I almost gave up on it
45:09
45:09 twice. Uh and I wrote two other I wrote
45:11
45:11 the last two songs for the month before
45:14
45:14 I wrote that song and I literally I was
45:17
45:17 going to play something completely
45:18
45:18 different but today I was had the day
45:20
45:20 off and so I spent time just reworking
45:22
45:22 the lyrics in that song and getting kind
45:24
45:24 of a flow right and there's obviously
45:26
45:26 that song's not perfect in my eyes.
45:28
45:28 There's stuff in there that I wish was a
45:29
45:29 better flow, right? But it's kind of the
45:31
45:31 nature of the beast. Um, but man, to
45:34
45:34 write something like that, to tell a
45:35
45:35 story in that genre is a lot more
45:38
45:38 difficult than I thought it was going to
45:40
45:40 be. And I I got to say that uh I'm not a
45:42
45:42 big country fan, but I do respect the
45:45
45:45 simplistic lyricism because that is
45:49
45:49 really difficult to do well. And so,
45:52
45:52 yeah, just wanted to say that.
45:53
45:53 >> But, all right, buddy. Let's move on.
45:56
45:56 I'm tired of talking. It's your turn
45:57
45:57 now. Spooky, scary, or tourist trap?
46:01
46:01 >> It's my my turn to talk. Nobody wants to
46:03
46:03 hear me talk.
46:05
46:05 >> They do all the time.
46:06
46:06 >> Like the worst at doing this park. All
46:08
46:08 right. Hey, buddy. So, um you know,
46:11
46:11 obviously there's like there's haunted
46:12
46:12 houses out there. There's a lot of stuff
46:14
46:14 that we can go see during this time of
46:16
46:16 the year. Like, what are we buying
46:17
46:17 tickets to? What's worth it? What is
46:20
46:20 just a trap? So, what I ended up doing,
46:23
46:23 um, I ended up doing a little bit of
46:24
46:24 research on some of these places, and I
46:26
46:26 want to ask you if you feel like this is
46:29
46:29 something that's spooky, if this is
46:31
46:31 something scary, or you just think this
46:32
46:32 is just a straight trap. Um, because
46:35
46:35 people go to these places, and I'll give
46:36
46:36 you some numbers, which is kind of
46:38
46:38 funny. Um, but I just want to know, uh,
46:42
46:42 I'm curious to know if you think this is
46:44
46:44 haunted or spooky or whatever, just your
46:46
46:46 perspective on this. And some of them,
46:47
46:47 hopefully you know what these are
46:48
46:48 because if you don't, then it doesn't
46:49
46:49 matter anyways. There we go.
46:50
46:50 >> [ __ ] All right.
46:51
46:51 >> All right. All right. So, um, the first
46:54
46:54 one on my list under the haunted or
46:57
46:57 spooky, so you could tell me. The
46:59
46:59 Stanley Hotel that is inspired by The
47:03
47:03 Shining. Do you think this is a tourist
47:06
47:06 tribe? Do you think it's spooky?
47:08
47:08 Because, believe it or not, over 400,000
47:10
47:10 people a year visit this place. So, do
47:13
47:13 you think it's more of like you're going
47:14
47:14 to get the actual spookiness or it's
47:16
47:16 going to be more of a touristy sort of
47:20
47:20 You know,
47:20
47:20 >> I think so, let me put this very clearly
47:23
47:23 here. I think that anything
47:26
47:26 that revolves around a recreation of
47:30
47:30 something from something, right? So, a
47:32
47:32 building from a movie or uh a vehicle
47:35
47:35 from a movie or a book like anything
47:38
47:38 that is created like that is always in
47:41
47:41 my mind a tourist trap.
47:43
47:43 >> So, I wouldn't say there's no I wouldn't
47:44
47:44 say there's any spooky vibes to
47:46
47:46 something like that.
47:47
47:47 Okay. So, you're not part of the 400,000
47:50
47:50 people that are going. You're not going
47:51
47:51 there. Nope.
47:51
47:51 >> No. And I I get why those people go,
47:53
47:53 right? You want those vibes. You want
47:55
47:55 that aesthetic. You want to see that,
47:57
47:57 right? It's the same reason why we do
47:59
47:59 like miniatures, right? Like they make
48:01
48:01 the little uh Halloween towns like I
48:03
48:03 have over here. Like there's a reason
48:04
48:04 why you want that. It's cuz you want to
48:06
48:06 live in that moment, right? You want to
48:07
48:07 be in that place. And so, I get it. I
48:09
48:09 understand that completely. I No knock
48:11
48:11 on them. Uh but the question being
48:13
48:13 spooky, no, not at all. I think it's
48:15
48:15 more of a tourist trap. So,
48:16
48:16 >> okay. This next place is in California,
48:19
48:19 and you you may have been there because
48:20
48:20 I certainly have not. It's another one
48:22
48:22 by fall. It's going to have to be
48:24
48:24 Joshua's fall bucket list episode, I
48:26
48:26 think. Um,
48:27
48:27 >> yeah, that's exactly what this is.
48:28
48:28 Joshua's fall bucket list.
48:30
48:30 >> So, over 350,000
48:33
48:33 people visit this place. And this is the
48:35
48:35 Winchester Mystery House.
48:38
48:38 >> Yeah, dude. This one I would say is
48:39
48:39 definitely up there with the
48:40
48:40 scary/spooky
48:42
48:42 uh because there's like this isn't a
48:45
48:45 recreation of anything. This is an
48:47
48:47 actual place where spirits are haunting
48:49
48:49 because they were murdered by the
48:50
48:50 weapon, you know, like
48:52
48:52 >> the weapon. Yeah. Right.
48:54
48:54 >> So, I would say this is definitely
48:56
48:56 spooky and definitely one of those
48:57
48:57 things where we're going to strap a
48:58
48:58 GoPro to you and then you're going to
48:60
48:60 have to go over there or Ray-B bands, I
49:02
49:02 guess, because they probably won't allow
49:02
49:02 you to film. So, like we'll get you
49:04
49:04 those cool Ray-B band glasses.
49:06
49:06 >> Okay. And I have a hell of a time saying
49:08
49:08 this or so. Just please make fun of me
49:10
49:10 all you want. How about uh I should
49:13
49:13 first say over a million people visit
49:14
49:14 this place every single season. Salem,
49:18
49:18 Massachusetts.
49:20
49:20 How about that? Salem, Mass. I have a
49:22
49:22 hard time. I'm just gonna say Salem,
49:23
49:23 Mass. I'm just gonna say like that
49:25
49:25 because I can't say the damn word.
49:27
49:27 >> Yeah. Massachusetts.
49:28
49:28 >> Massachusetts.
49:30
49:30 >> Massachusetts.
49:30
49:30 >> Massachusetts.
49:31
49:31 >> Someday.
49:32
49:32 >> Massachusetts.
49:32
49:32 >> I think my tongue's too wide or
49:33
49:33 something. Have a hard time with that.
49:35
49:35 But over a million people. Do you think
49:36
49:36 are you going there? The old witch
49:37
49:37 >> again another another
49:40
49:40 actual place. So yes, I would say this
49:42
49:42 is spooky scary, right? This is a
49:44
49:44 physical place that is not a
49:46
49:46 reincarnation or a reenactment of
49:48
49:48 anything. I know they do reenactments.
49:49
49:49 Don't [ __ ] come for me in the
49:50
49:50 comments. I know they do like witch
49:52
49:52 reenactments and [ __ ] like that, but I'm
49:54
49:54 saying it's an actual place that has
49:55
49:55 history, that has lore, right? And so
49:58
49:58 yeah, I would say that definitely this
49:59
49:59 is spooky scary and I would definitely
50:01
50:01 want to go uh but I want to go in the
50:03
50:03 offse uh when it's actually like a a
50:05
50:05 regular town because that town is
50:07
50:07 actually pretty pretty beautiful to look
50:09
50:09 at. So
50:10
50:10 >> Okay. So you you you would go as a
50:12
50:12 visitor as a maybe offseason. Yeah.
50:14
50:14 >> Yeah.
50:14
50:14 >> Okay. Cool.
50:15
50:15 >> And um I hang on a minute. Hang on. I
50:19
50:19 guess I got
50:21
50:21 >> because I did say I did say off season
50:24
50:24 because during the season like this
50:26
50:26 during the spooky time it does become a
50:29
50:29 tourist trap and I know there's a bunch
50:31
50:31 of people who in that who live in that
50:33
50:33 town who hate this time of year because
50:35
50:35 it does become a tourist trap. So, this
50:37
50:37 could go both ways, but I'm definitely
50:39
50:39 leaning more towards spooky. If you go
50:41
50:41 in an off season, like let's say you go
50:44
50:44 like a month before fall hits, right,
50:46
50:46 late late summer, right? And you're just
50:49
50:49 getting those barely fall vibes when
50:51
50:51 nobody's there and you're learning the
50:52
50:52 actual history and stuff like that's
50:55
50:55 that's spooky scary. After that late
50:57
50:57 fall or sorry, early fall, then it's
50:59
50:59 tourist trap. So,
51:01
51:01 >> okay. All right. This one I didn't even
51:02
51:02 know existed. And over two million a
51:04
51:04 year, 2 million people a year go here.
51:07
51:07 And this is in Denmark and it's the
51:10
51:10 Little Mermaid statue. You heard about
51:12
51:12 this?
51:13
51:13 >> Um, no.
51:15
51:15 >> I guess there's a Little Mermaid statue
51:17
51:17 in Denmark and over two million people a
51:20
51:20 year go there to check this Little
51:21
51:21 Mermaid
51:23
51:23 statue out. So, I didn't look up
51:25
51:25 pictures, but I feel like at this point
51:28
51:28 we need to like do that. Not right now,
51:30
51:30 but right now. But I'm gonna have to do
51:32
51:32 more research. But there's a little
51:33
51:33 mermaid over two million people a year.
51:35
51:35 Go to Denmark and check this statue out.
51:38
51:38 >> Okay. So, I'm going to say tourist trap
51:40
51:40 then
51:40
51:40 >> mainly because I don't
51:43
51:43 >> Yeah. Like what what's spooky about it?
51:46
51:46 You know what's scary spooky? I mean,
51:47
51:47 Little Mermaid, the original story is
51:50
51:50 it's I guess darker.
51:52
51:52 >> That's what I'm saying.
51:53
51:53 >> Define it as like I wouldn't define it
51:55
51:55 as spooky.
51:56
51:56 >> Um but I don't know. I'm going to I'm
51:58
51:58 going to call in Tourist Trap because
51:59
51:59 you put anything with the Little Mermaid
52:01
52:01 title on there, then people are going to
52:02
52:02 flock to it, you know.
52:03
52:03 >> Okay, I'm going to give you two more.
52:05
52:05 Um, one just is more localized and uh
52:07
52:07 you've been there. Wait, I think we did
52:08
52:08 go there together. Um, this one's down
52:10
52:10 in in it's here in California down in
52:12
52:12 Long Beach. The Queen Mary.
52:14
52:14 >> Over 1.3 million people go every year to
52:17
52:17 check out the Queen Mary. So, do you
52:19
52:19 think
52:20
52:20 >> uh I would definitely say spooky,
52:22
52:22 creepy, uh spooky, scary. uh you know,
52:25
52:25 it's a it's a very old place and uh it's
52:30
52:30 you can tell that there's something
52:31
52:31 going on behind the scenes, right? Um
52:34
52:34 and as somebody who's been in that
52:35
52:35 building, uh it is it is definitely got
52:38
52:38 some vibes of like hauntedness to it.
52:42
52:42 So,
52:42
52:42 >> okay. All right. I'm going to give you
52:43
52:43 the last one with tops the chart at 15
52:46
52:46 million people go every year.
52:48
52:48 >> 15 million.
52:49
52:49 >> 15 million. That's a [ __ ] ton,
52:50
52:50 obviously. Um how about the pyramids of
52:52
52:52 Giza in Egypt? Oh, definitely scary,
52:54
52:54 spooky, dude. Like, how did they make
52:56
52:56 those pyramids, you know? How did they
52:58
52:58 cut the [ __ ] rocks? And I know
53:00
53:00 there's that one guy on the Tik Toks
53:01
53:01 who's like showing how to do all this
53:03
53:03 stuff, but I don't know, man. I don't
53:05
53:05 believe it. I don't believe it. Like, I
53:07
53:07 I don't think that people back then
53:09
53:09 could do that without any type of
53:11
53:11 artificial intelligent help. You know, I
53:14
53:14 think the aliens came down, as we say
53:16
53:16 here, and they helped them. You know, I
53:18
53:18 think they gave them a reason to.
53:20
53:20 whatever reason it is, we're still not
53:22
53:22 there yet in our society to figure it
53:24
53:24 out. And so until that point, you know,
53:25
53:25 I think we're just going to continue
53:27
53:27 being abducted, probed, and then, you
53:30
53:30 know, sent our merry ways. So, yeah, I
53:32
53:32 would say definitely spooky scary on
53:33
53:33 that one.
53:34
53:34 >> Okay. So, you Yeah, that's another place
53:36
53:36 I do want to go. I have not had the
53:38
53:38 pleasure of being one of those 15
53:39
53:39 million people, but I hope someday my
53:42
53:42 soul can find its place over there, cuz
53:44
53:44 that would be pretty kick-ass. Um, so
53:46
53:46 yeah, that wraps up my spooky scary
53:47
53:47 tourist trap. I don't know if anybody
53:49
53:49 has any other ones. Um, there's a bunch
53:50
53:50 out there. We may talk about them in
53:53
53:53 future episodes because this still is
53:55
53:55 the spooky season. Um, but yeah, that's
53:58
53:58 the my real quick uh I don't know.
53:60
53:60 That's that's what I got for you, Sean.
54:02
54:02 >> Nice, buddy. Hey, do you think we want
54:04
54:04 to save this next one for next week?
54:06
54:06 This Halloween mischievousness or just
54:09
54:09 blank, whatever it was.
54:11
54:11 >> I think I think we could I think we
54:13
54:13 could save it. Um because you know these
54:16
54:16 two guys get mischievous and maybe we
54:17
54:17 need to kick it next episode off with a
54:19
54:19 little bit of mischievousness.
54:21
54:21 >> That's exactly what I was thinking
54:22
54:22 because the AI song I have for next week
54:24
54:24 is a little bit mischievous and I think
54:26
54:26 it could work pretty damn well for that.
54:28
54:28 >> So let's save it. Sorry everybody if
54:30
54:30 you're waiting for a third topic. We're
54:31
54:31 not going to do that this week. We're
54:33
54:33 going to go right into our closing
54:36
54:36 stuff. We're going to land the plane
54:37
54:37 because it's almost been an entire
54:39
54:39 freaking hour. Joshua, I'm so sorry.
54:41
54:41 I've taken up a lot of your time. I
54:43
54:43 didn't mean to. Uh, you know, I thought
54:44
54:44 this episode was going pretty slow and
54:46
54:46 then I looked at the clock and I was
54:47
54:47 like, "Oh, no. Uh, we have to wrap up
54:49
54:49 now. Some of us have to go to bed." So,
54:52
54:52 let's go ahead and start landing this
54:54
54:54 plane, buddy.
54:55
54:55 >> You're totally fine.
54:56
54:56 >> I I don't know if this button's going to
54:57
54:57 work. Um, because last week I did an
54:60
54:60 unboxing of some horror um some fun
55:02
55:02 codes and uh I think I still have this
55:04
55:04 button. Oh, I still do have the button.
55:06
55:06 Okay, cool. Um, I still have the button.
55:08
55:08 So, I got to I got to do some unboxings
55:10
55:10 here. And Sean, I forget what number.
55:12
55:12 Well, I could tell you right now.
55:13
55:13 >> It was number four. I remember it was
55:15
55:15 number.
55:15
55:15 >> Okay. So, number four. So, I didn't exit
55:17
55:17 off the list here. So, I need you to
55:18
55:18 pick one. And while I open that, you can
55:20
55:20 show off your fun find. Um, which one of
55:22
55:22 these
55:24
55:24 >> Funko should I open for this this
55:25
55:25 episode?
55:26
55:26 >> Um, go ahead and open number
55:30
55:30 six.
55:31
55:31 >> Uh, number six. Okay, cool. All right.
55:33
55:33 >> Yes. And now, while Joshua is doing
55:35
55:35 that, everybody, I need to introduce you
55:37
55:37 to a new member of my family and my
55:39
55:39 collection. Uh Joshua, we've been
55:41
55:41 waiting a little while for this one, my
55:42
55:42 dude. But she's finally here. The final
55:45
55:45 duck in the Universal Monsters duck.
55:48
55:48 There she is right there. The bride of
55:51
55:51 Frankenstein. And the fun thing about
55:52
55:52 her, Joshua, is that she did not come in
55:55
55:55 a box like the ones at Five Below did.
55:57
55:57 She came in a little bathtub. I don't
55:59
55:59 know if you can see that, but there it
56:01
56:01 is. There's her little bathtub. And then
56:03
56:03 you can go ahead and set her in there.
56:04
56:04 And then she's in her little bathtub.
56:06
56:06 It's pretty cute. I wish all of them had
56:08
56:08 their little bathtubs, which would be
56:09
56:09 really cool, but I'm not double buying
56:11
56:11 these things. So, there's that. Um, I do
56:13
56:13 have one other fun find for you, buddy.
56:16
56:16 Um, but I'll let you show off yours
56:18
56:18 because I have to stack mine up so I can
56:20
56:20 show you. So, go ahead and show us what
56:22
56:22 you got.
56:22
56:22 >> I just want to show everybody these. I
56:23
56:23 have not opened these. These do have the
56:24
56:24 seal on them. I mean, not that you're
56:26
56:26 not going to believe me, but um, these
56:27
56:27 are like legit. Uh, I have not opened
56:30
56:30 these. And Sean picked number six. And,
56:32
56:32 uh, last week we got what? Um,
56:34
56:34 Annabelle, I think we got last week. And
56:37
56:37 this week, did we get the chase? Did we
56:40
56:40 get the chase, everybody?
56:42
56:42 >> Um, unfortunately, we didn't get the
56:45
56:45 chase. Um, but we did get Who is this
56:48
56:48 right here? This is the nun.
56:53
56:53 >> Okay,
56:55
56:55 I like that. She's got a heavy glare to
56:57
56:57 her, but she good.
56:58
56:58 >> Yeah, the blue the blue doesn't show too
56:59
56:59 well.
56:60
56:60 >> Joshua's lights are [ __ ] blinding, so
57:02
57:02 yeah, she's good. The nun. I love her.
57:05
57:05 Look at that. Clean as [ __ ] dude. Nice.
57:08
57:08 >> Cool. Yeah. So, no chase. Uh, we got a
57:10
57:10 few more of these. Could you I just Hey,
57:12
57:12 if anybody could pull a chase, these
57:14
57:14 guys. Just saying. So, stay tuned.
57:15
57:15 >> Hey, wait a minute. Weren't you supposed
57:17
57:17 to do two this week? Because we did uh
57:20
57:20 one last week.
57:21
57:21 >> So, while you get that other one ready,
57:23
57:23 I'll go ahead and show off these Funkos
57:24
57:24 that I have. Uh Joshua, I can finally
57:26
57:26 start showing off a lot of the Funkos
57:27
57:27 that I got from earlier this year. Um
57:31
57:31 I'll show off these ones. I have two.
57:33
57:33 Well, I have four technically, but there
57:34
57:34 it completes the set. Uh, so these are
57:36
57:36 the Universal Monsters. This is the
57:39
57:39 anime version. Uh, I can't see, buddy.
57:41
57:41 So, you can go ahead and see that. So,
57:43
57:43 this is the Bride of Frankenstein and
57:45
57:45 Frankenstein. They're like anime
57:46
57:46 versions, right? And then next to that,
57:49
57:49 I'm sorry, I'm just going to drop these.
57:51
57:51 Forgive me, everybody. Uh, and then also
57:53
57:53 there is the Invisible Man, right? And
57:58
57:58 Dracula, just anime versions. Now, there
58:00
58:00 is a chase version of the Invisible Man
58:03
58:03 uh that I have yet to get, but I will be
58:05
58:05 getting soon. So, I will have the whole
58:07
58:07 collection. And you can see here, uh
58:08
58:08 that is all of them. So, got these ones
58:11
58:11 earlier this year. I was super [ __ ]
58:13
58:13 excited. So, there is that. Uh buddy, I
58:15
58:15 would like to open box number one,
58:17
58:17 please.
58:18
58:18 >> Open box number one. I I'm not going to
58:19
58:19 open box one. We're going to open more
58:21
58:21 next week because I got something else
58:22
58:22 to show you instead.
58:23
58:23 >> Oh,
58:23
58:23 >> because I just like you, we've been
58:25
58:25 we've been building up to these Funkos
58:27
58:27 all year long. Well, maybe like half the
58:29
58:29 year. Um, and I got a series of these,
58:31
58:31 so I got to start showing these off. So,
58:33
58:33 for my second Funkco and not the uh the
58:36
58:36 reveal one, I have this lovely little
58:39
58:39 ghost face right here.
58:41
58:41 >> Oh [ ] that is [ ] cool. Ghost
58:44
58:44 face. Devil face.
58:47
58:47 >> Mhm.
58:48
58:48 >> Damn. It's just going to be back toback
58:49
58:49 like this is my fun find. This is your
58:52
58:52 fun find.
58:52
58:52 >> Yeah. Look at that thing. That thing is
58:54
58:54 so sick. Yeah. So, um, believe it. I got
58:58
58:58 a series of these things. So, uh, stay
58:59
58:59 tuned. That's not the last one, by There
59:01
59:01 you go. Those are my That's my two fun
59:02
59:02 goes. Those are my fun finds.
59:04
59:04 >> Nice, man. All right. Hey, let's let's
59:06
59:06 move on then. Let's do some fortune,
59:08
59:08 some lucky numbers, and then get the
59:10
59:10 people out of here at a reasonable time.
59:12
59:12 Ain't trying to take anybody's time away
59:13
59:13 from us, you know?
59:14
59:14 >> I think uh last week we did a uh uh
59:17
59:17 fortunes against humanity, right?
59:19
59:19 >> So, maybe we go dirty. Maybe. I mean, I
59:21
59:21 don't know.
59:21
59:21 >> Did we do Fortunes of Humanity or was it
59:24
59:24 a boozy or dirty? I I I
59:26
59:26 >> You want me to check? Hang on. I can use
59:28
59:28 the Sorry for the Delay.live website and
59:30
59:30 I can look up the episode number on our
59:32
59:32 search bar feature at the very bottom of
59:33
59:33 the episode or the very bottom of the
59:35
59:35 website and uh you too can look for
59:37
59:37 something. Uh if you want to know if we
59:39
59:39 talked about anything, uh go ahead and
59:41
59:41 search it up in the little search bar
59:43
59:43 down there and you can find out. Uh
59:45
59:45 Joshua, this last week's episode
59:48
59:48 was
59:50
59:50 uh let me see.
59:53
59:53 It was uh dirty. So,
59:56
59:56 >> it was dirty. Okay. Okay.
59:57
59:57 >> Yeah.
59:58
59:58 >> All right. I guess we go misfortune
59:60
59:60 then. Uh yeah, fortune against humanity.
60:03
60:03 Sorry.
60:05
60:05 >> Right. Okay. Yep. All right.
60:07
60:07 >> That's the winner.
60:09
60:09 >> All right. Thank you once again. Uh
60:11
60:11 misfortune cookies. We do these all the
60:13
60:13 time and uh we love it. There we go.
60:18
60:18 Cracking cookies. My puppies love these.
60:21
60:21 >> It's my favorite part. Really? Cracks
60:24
60:24 the cookies.
60:24
60:24 >> All right, everybody.
60:25
60:25 >> [ __ ] floor. It's the best.
60:27
60:27 >> Here is your misfortune for episode 155,
60:32
60:32 October 13th.
60:34
60:34 >> You will be you Jesus. Okay. All right.
60:37
60:37 >> One more time. Back.
60:39
60:39 >> Are you back? All right. Here. Here we
60:41
60:41 go. You will be touched by an angel
60:44
60:44 inappropriately, but still.
60:50
60:50 Okay. I mean,
60:53
60:53 >> you got touched by I mean
60:55
60:55 >> I mean hey I mean yeah you know at least
60:58
60:58 you're touched. It's spooky season. You
60:60
60:60 know there's mischief going around all
61:02
61:02 over. So who knows? Let it touch you.
61:05
61:05 Could be fun.
61:05
61:05 >> There you go. There's your mis buddy.
61:08
61:08 >> Cool beans. Let's do some seven lucky
61:09
61:09 numbers. Here they are for those of you
61:10
61:10 who want to partake in the seven lucky
61:13
61:13 numbers. Uh use them for whatever
61:14
61:14 nefarious reasons you would like. They
61:16
61:16 are as followed. 4 22 30 34 64 13 and
61:20
61:20 20. Once again, they are 4 22 30 34 64
61:25
61:25 13 and 20. Joshua, we've made it to the
61:29
61:29 end of the episode.
61:32
61:32 Oh my god, I'm getting exhausted.
61:35
61:35 >> What do you have left to tell the people
61:38
61:38 on this Monday, this Tuesday, whenever
61:40
61:40 they're listening to this, buddy? Let
61:42
61:42 them let them have it. Give them your
61:43
61:43 monologue. Hey, uh, you know, normally I
61:46
61:46 just I don't got a whole lot to say
61:47
61:47 other than I just want to say thank you
61:49
61:49 for taking the time to stop on this
61:51
61:51 reel. Uh, and, uh, maybe, uh, come check
61:55
61:55 us out, Sean and I, at sarlay.live. We
61:57
61:57 got merch, we got music, a lot of cool
61:60
61:60 stuff. Um, but I can't thank you enough.
62:02
62:02 Have a great rest of the week, and we
62:05
62:05 will see you on episode
62:08
62:08 156.
62:09
62:09 >> Damn, 156 episodes. That's wild, dude.
62:13
62:13 Can't even get through it. Thank you,
62:14
62:14 Whiskey.
62:16
62:16 >> Thank you, Whiskey. We appreciate you.
62:18
62:18 Sorry I closed uh my final thing. So, uh
62:21
62:21 like Joshua said, sorry for the late out
62:23
62:23 live. Come check us out. Um buy this
62:25
62:25 shirt, please. I need it. I'm sick. I
62:28
62:28 need to get medicine. And the only
62:30
62:30 medicine that cures me is money. Um so,
62:33
62:33 Joshua, one last thing before we go.
62:36
62:36 >> Did you hear
62:37
62:37 >> where the pumpkins held their meeting?
62:40
62:40 >> I did not hear. Where were we doing? All
62:42
62:42 right.
62:43
62:43 >> And Joshua, they had it in the gourd
62:46
62:46 room.
62:48
62:48 >> Cheers everybody.
62:50
62:50 >> Ladies and gentlemen, we will see you
62:52
62:52 next week. Aduces
63:08
63:08 Pretty
63:20
63:20 good. Pretty good. Pretty good. Pretty
63:22
63:22 solid. Uh unlike the shits that I've
63:25
63:25 been taking. Heyo.
63:28
63:28 That's gross. Gross. Hey guys, if you
63:31
63:31 made it to the end of this episode,
63:32
63:32 please come buy this shirt. I worked
63:34
63:34 really hard on it. It's called the candy
63:36
63:36 apple shirt. Uh, candy corn apple. I
63:39
63:39 don't know. Please buy it. Help me feel
63:40
63:40 better. That would make me feel better
63:42
63:42 if you bought this shirt.
