Sorry For The Delay | EP.17 | World Records, Camel Botox & Christmas Party Chaos
-WHAT’S IN OUR CUP-
Sean: Mimosas, then 10% hard ciders (pre-party fuel).
Joshua: “Super Juice” wellness shot + hot tea.
-CHAPTERS-
00:00 Intro, Mia Sets The Table & Episode 17 Kickoff
01:00 Days Left In The Year & Burpee World Record Shock
03:15 Largest Pizza Party Rules & Why Anchovy-Pineapple Flopped
06:10 January 23 Holidays: Measure Your Feet & Pie Day
10:40 Camel Beauty Contest… With Botox?
12:30 Rock Hall First Class & Elvis Chat
16:10 How Long Can Christmas Decorations Stay Up?
18:45 Valentine’s Tease For EP.20
19:40 Colds, “Super Juice” & Are Home Remedies Placebo?
24:40 Sean’s Dave & Buster’s Christmas Party Disaster
34:50 Work Parties, Bonuses & What Actually Helps Teams
41:20 Fun Find: Joshua’s Hand-Painted Snoopy Skateboard Art
46:55 Fortune Cookie Time & Lucky Numbers
50:10 Closing Thoughts & Good Health Vibes
-SOUND BITES-
• “There’s a Guinness World Record for chest-to-ground burpees in 12 hours… 5,600.” — Joshua, teeing up the pain.
• “It was like the ocean [bleep] in your mouth and expected you to swallow it with pineapple.” — Sean, on that pizza.
• “Go out and measure your feet, everybody.” — Joshua, celebrating January 23.
• “Twelve camels were disqualified after their owners used Botox on their lips.” — Joshua, absolutely straight-faced.
• “I don’t want to hear about somebody dying… I just want to go through my life happy right now.” — Sean, pre-dark history pivot.
• “Some people just don’t know when to retire.” — Joshua, mid-Elvis reflection.
• “How long is too long to have my Christmas decorations up?” — Sean, seeking seasonal absolution.
• “If they’re no longer creating that joy for you, it’s probably time to take it down.” — Joshua, on décor deadlines.
• “Do you think home remedies are just a placebo effect?” — Sean, poking the beehive.
• “Every time I’ve done a home remedy, it has always worked.” — Joshua, defending the juice.
• “I was the present announcer because in my elevated mind I could project my voice.” — Sean, party emcee mode.
• “We had more presents than associates at the party.” — Sean, realizing the math.
• “The games will not be returning, and Dave & Buster’s is now closed.” — The moment the night died.
• “Keep pushing your passions; eventually what we love does pay off.” — Joshua, after the Snoopy reveal.
• “Smile. A smile will make you young forever.” — The fortune that tried its best.
-FORTUNE & FINDS-
Fortune: Smile. A smile will make you young forever.
Lucky Numbers: 50, 47, 22, 1, 35, 20
Fun Finds / Value Finds:
Sean: None This Episode (recovering & regrouping).
Joshua: Hand-painted Snoopy on a skateboard — a meaningful, handmade gift with a personal note.
(Artwork Shoutout: None This Episode)
Transcript
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welcome to sorry for the delay I'm your
editor Mia in this week's episode the
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boys go on a fun world record journey in
history Shawn recounts his Christmas party
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disaster and Joshua shares his latest
art acquisition enjoy the [Applause]
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[Music] show yes it you like that no no wa no
hello everyone welcome to to another episode
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of sorry for the delay I believe it is episode 17
we are your hosts my name is Shan this is Joshua
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Joshua how you doing hello Sean and everybody
who's joining us really appreciate you all and
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thanks for being here great oh wow that was
that was way simpler than I thought it was
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going to be all right moving on I could have
gone deeper but but we got a lot to talk about
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today so I gu I just tried to keep it it short
for I just try to keep it short well I I guess
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I appreciate that I mean the one time where
I didn't expect it to be short I mean we'll
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keep it short that's fine all right moving on
Joshua hey uh on this episode uh I'm GNA tell
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you guys about my Christmas party I can't
wait for that oh go it's gonna be a fun one
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yeah and I got I got a few things I got a few
things too it just depends on what Sean wants
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to hear do you want to hear you know how many
days do we got left do you want to know about
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some Guinness World Records maybe some holidays
going on josua I want to hear you know everything
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you everything all of it I want to know all of
it should we start with as usual how many days
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we have left in the year per usual I need
to know how many times I have to hold this
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rope okay well you got a lot of rope because
you have 344 days left uh we got a lot uh a
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lot left in the year yeah it's still the
beginning of the year everybody so if you
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haven't hit your resolutions you still got a
lot of time to to rethink all of that rethink
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all of that are not running out of time
yes your choices of your uh uh yeah your
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resolutions I don't know some people made a lot I
think it maybe this person right here made this as
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a resolution I don't know I'm going to I'm going
to give you a world record that happened on this
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day in history a guis world record mind you in
this day in history there's a Guinness World
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Record no [ __ ] way no [ __ ] way this there is
there's a there's a few Guinness World Records
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On this day Sean do you know what a burpee is
uh it's that thing that you do when you hold
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babies no no not even close well you ain't
wrong there Sean that is a burpee that is
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a burpee right maybe I should just leave
it at that um but no there's a Guinness
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World Record for uh the most burpees so
the mo on this day in history most chess
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to ground burpees in 12 hours oh that
was set by Charlene Wright she did in
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12 hours 5,600 burpees for the Guinness
World Record [ __ ] that is a lot of
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burpees that is a lot of burpees holy [ __ ] I
think I could one to be doing that two burpees
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and then I'll probably die so you know 5,000
that's a i that's saying something I'm not
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doing that many either I didn't even know what
they were I actually thought it was what you do
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with a baby like you just said I thought that's
what it was I was like [ __ ] just saying um I
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got so the uh the other fun world record I
found on this day in history was uh but I I
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got to give you the rules R first so it it has
to do with the world's largest pizza party that
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has happened that that ended up in the G worlds
record but I got to give you the rules first so
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there's some context to this I'm for so the rules
go as such the rules require each participant to
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eat two slices of pizza and drink a small bottle
of water during the 15minute time limit okay so
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this is how the rules were set out all right I'm
feeling it so this uh record was broken MH and by
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3,357 people broke the record what the [ __ ] for
the largest pizza party holy [ __ ] that's [ __ ]
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what damn kind of a silly world record right
I was just like let's tie this into this day
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in the history uh but the previous world record
was 1,46 people so they [ __ ] Crush they crushed
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that [ __ ] but you know even hearing 3,000
plus people I feel like we could crush that
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[ __ ] bro we could crush that just just saying
I just had to bring up pizza because of what we
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talked about in the last episode it just it just
it struck a cord with me as far as Pizza goes I
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mean there was an extensive conversation that
a lot of people missed in the episode that did
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not get aired because of the audio uh before
before even the audio episode and there was a
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whole conversation about this pizza it's it's
just not a good pizza enough say not would you
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like to say what type of pizza it was a pineapple
and an chovy pizza was the pizza and who suggested
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it who was the wise guy that suggested we even
well you did Joshua but you got it from a very
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famous uh podcaster who shall not be named on
this podcast no we're not going to do that yeah
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but it was effing gross don't ever eat the pizza
that Sean just mentioned it tasted like [ __ ]
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was [ __ ] didn't talk a whole lot about it but
it's terrible it was like the ocean [ __ ] in
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your mouth and expected you to swallow it with
pineapple it's [ __ ] disgusting it smelled
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rotten it actually did smell rotten [ __ ] sorry
continue yeah that that was my fun that's no that
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was my circle back to Pizza like you know that
was my my fun little effect but uh I can also
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talk about holidays I got some fun holidays
that I found that happened I need a reason to
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drink so for January 23rd there is actually
a measure your feet day what the [ __ ] I'm
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sorry I mean as a feat connoisseur um a person
who dabbles in the feet love a person who loves
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feet I think I just just love feet Joshua uh go
ahead and tell me about this day that uh I can
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measure my feet Yes who celebrates this are there
celebrities who celebrate this uh I I I couldn't
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I couldn't really find the the history on when
and where and how this started I there was some
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some verbiage of it started in like Iceland and
and uh this whole thing but I did find some fun
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facts about your feet my specific feet yeah
everybody's feet everybody's feet so did you
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know that there are 20 I got a few of these I'm
I'm going to sound them off right here there is
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26 different bones in your feet the average foot
contains over a quarter million sweat glands and
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the sweat glands of the feet can produce over
a half pint of perspiration each day e so that
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makes a lot of sense then why people's feet smell
because you're you have a lot of sweat glands down
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there it makes a lot of sense so don't you
think there should be like a deodorant for
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feet I think I think they sh I think they have
sprays you can put in your sh I'm pretty sure
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that's an idea pretty sure that's a thing but for
the stinks for the stinks yeah s and if you're one
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stinks of of out of every four people that have
flat feet don't feel bad CU one in four people in
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the United States have flat feet now was having
flat feet a bad thing is that is that bad like
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I were van my feet are flat every day so I don't
know I mean I do have a little Arch to my little
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fies but you know I don't know I didn't I did
not know that we only have 26 bones in our feet
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though that kind of seems like minimal you know
what I mean like I felt like you could somebody
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could fact check that but I don't know man that's
i 26 I believe 26 different B [ __ ] it me yeah
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why not hey 30 32 so go out and measure your feet
everybody uh and check it out sorry for the delay
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at gmail.com just same and we promis not to sell
them on foot finder uh we promise not to do that
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he promises I never I know I might I mean I
I don't know yeah and another fun holiday on
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this January 23rd I got another fun fact to to
you know to follow this uh it's also National
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pie day oh on January 23rd like so like a actual
like apple pie day okay where you going no like
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apple pie day like like pies in general because
I know that in March like March 14th is National
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pie day like the the the number like piie oh like
mathematical matical yeah that was the word I was
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looking for but so it's it's National pie day
so I can go have a pie right now yeah yeah you
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can have a pie and if you had to guess wait
hang on I'm not pie thing yet can it be apple
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okay man oh man oh man can I warm it up in a
microwave Joshua you could do whatever you want
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as pie you can put ice cream on it I've heard
that's taboo some people say pie on ice cream
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is taboo could I maybe not do it any justice
Joshua can I maybe dabble in some non-favorable
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acts in this pie you know no you cannot no you
you cannot do you know who invented apple pie
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according to this Who the British like the
British has a hole like they were just like
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hey everybody collectively uh we're going to go
ahead and make this thing called a [Laughter] pie
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that's that's what they that's you know I want
somebody to fact check me on all this [ __ ] I
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say eventually somebody's going to chime in these
comments say Joshua you're an idiot this [ __ ]
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don't make sense but I this this is the kind of
research I do everybody I dig deep I like it yeah
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fact check me if you want to um I believe okay
that that is the the couple of holidays I have
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there's one last one it's kind of boring but
maybe I should say it anyways this holiday is
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happening on the 23rd and it's called speak up and
succeed day wait it's happening on the 2 Jos the
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16th today's the 16th today's the 16th bro nah I'm
just playing with you bro this the 23rd you [ __ ]
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see what this guy does everybody he to likes a
mess with me every single time I'm sorry that's
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why everybody needs a friend like Sean they should
always you know start a podcast oh do it just yeah
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speak up and succeed day speak up and succeed is
that the was that what you said I'm sorry Speak Up
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and succeed it's it's a holiday can you speak up
Joshua speak up and Sor I can't hear you what can
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you speak up can you hello yes yeah this is why
nobody watches this [ __ ] bro it's all my fault
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I'm so sorry I know it's cut off I'm just going to
I'm that last go ahead can I take you to somewhere
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funny now can I take like there right now we're
not there I thought we were there no no no we're
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not we're not to the funny yet maybe I can make
somebody laugh with this one because I thought
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this [ __ ] was funny um in this day in history
in 2018 12 camels were disqualified from the
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King AB Abdul's camel beauty contest after their
owners used Botox on their lips oh my [Laughter]
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God that's [ __ ] that's great that's
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great you want it funny Joshua we're gonna
have to we have to get a camel bro we got to
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get a camel and we got to put him into this I
have so many ideas so many I didn't even know
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people were putting I didn't even know there was
camel beauty contest and then they Inc in Botox in
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the camel's lips God Jesus everybody first of all
animal cruelty right animal cruelty right off the
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bat right animals getting hurt nobody wants that
second though maybe they show me what them lips
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do no all right moving on I I I don't know
okay let me let me give you uh give you one
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more give you one more I got a whole list
over here I'm going give you one more um
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because we were just there there uh and
pop Museum I got I got to bring it back
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to a little bit of music L stay in history
so in 1986 the first artists are inducted
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into the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame among
the first inductees were Ray Charles James
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Brand and Elvis Presley oh that's [ __ ]
cool basically hit all the allstars mhm I
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mean you're going to have the rock Fame like
you know might as well just bring them all
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in that's pretty cool y actually you know what's
funny josa uh we were watching the latest uh Elvis
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movie have you seen that one the one by Warner
Brothers yeah it's good we liked it really did
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you all right how far did you get did you I
mean we thought it was did you make it to the
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end opening credits oh and then uh all right nice
all right I get it now I get it I completely get
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it uh what we saw was good so we watched this
movie and I kind of just throw it on just cuz
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like I wanted to just like [ __ ] see what was
up right um I got about halfway through right
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so we got about an hour and a half into this
movie this movie's two and a half hours long
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this movie is [ __ ] long and when we stopped it
felt like we stopped during like a a taping of
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a a new Superman movie there was just so much CG
and they were like in the middle of like a [ __ ]
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uh trailer park and they were like I dude I just
I couldn't I couldn't hold my disbelief like up
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until that point the movie was going decent but it
like didn't know what it wanted to be it was like
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a did it did it want to show Elvis as a superhero
did it want to show him as like a villain like it
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didn't it didn't know what it wanted to be man but
uh if those of you who made it through that movie
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please let me know how it ends did he did he die
I don't know man so I think I think Elvis overall
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was just a legend yeah like I I heard a story I
don't know how true this is but I heard I heard
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a story where Elvis somehow got a gun into the
White House I don't know who the president was
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at the time somehow got a gun into the White
House got a gun into the Oval Office and set
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it on the table in front of the the the the
acting or then president God damn somebody
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can fact check that too but I I did hear a story
where he he was just that's why he was the king
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yeah baby different time I guess he walk around
just do whatever the hell he wanted yeah [ __ ]
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it I I mean yeah Elvis is Elvis though man he
was he in in his time nobody was I mean uh I
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don't say nobody because not a big historian but
he he did Crush he did crush it back then he did
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uh which was funny so speaking of crushing it um
we stopped the movie halfway through I loaded up
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YouTube and I was like you know what let me see
how how uh runchy Elvis really was you know so
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I like typed in the YouTube I was like Elvis's
live performances right and I just kind of went
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through some lists and stuff and like ended up
on like his comeback tour videos kind of thing
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and in this video specifically he is performing
for a crowd right and he is in the middle on a
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square right and the crowd is all around him right
but they're the square is probably like four feet
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in each Direction so the crowd is like right next
to him and the crowd consists of who do you think
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Joshua who do you think the crowd is at an Elis
on his come I'm gonna go with a lot of oh it's
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a comeback you're like oh so he's big Elvis he's
big Elvis at that point O I'm gonna go with a lot
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of not so healthy looking gray-haired cane Walkin
slumped over well Joshua paac making how many more
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things can I add to it you would be wrong Joshua
the people in the front row consisted of children
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and teenage women that that was who was in the
front row and now you just can picture Elvis
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doing his like his like you ain't nothing but a
hand and he's like shaking his hips right and he's
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like doing that in front of kids and it's it's as
awkward as it sounds and it's it's uncomfortable
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and I thought to myself that's the king of rock
and roll baby right there so I don't know man
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I love Elvis I love Elvis's music I love his
voice but you know that in particular that shot
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was never gonna see that again on TV yeah some
some people just don't know when to retire you
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know when your agents are talking you into it like
some people just like boxers or some athletes you
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just kind of see them out there and they're
just kind of pushing through pushing through
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the stage they got fans they're trying to please
people and I think sometimes it might not even
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be been his choice but you got yeah it's it's
it's it's a tough situation when you're you're
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used to be the man and now you're not I get you
Joshua before we move too far away on anything
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on any topic right now I have a question buddy
hey how long is too long to have my Christmas
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decorations up like do you do you do you think
I could just like keep these up until like
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spring summer like how long is too
long like should I just go the whole
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year and leave them all up like what
I need an opinion Joshua what should I
0:19:38.920,0:19:52.760
do um I I personally keep them up as long as
possible okay all right so if I don't have a
0:19:52.760,0:20:01.000
reason to take him down then I just won't do it
yeah I I I keep oh so I I I I guess I could say I
0:20:01.000,0:20:04.800
get to the point where when I walk in and I look
at them they no longer make me happy they make
0:20:04.800,0:20:09.800
me feel like dude get these [ __ ] you know get
these things out of here you know like they just
0:20:09.800,0:20:16.760
they they start to annoy me the glitter the extra
lights you know the dust they start to accumulate
0:20:16.760,0:20:23.440
I I I think I think once they become more of an
annoyance then they do like a festive like happy
0:20:23.440,0:20:27.880
kind of feel cuz when you put Christmas lights up
initially right like they're supposed to make you
0:20:27.880,0:20:32.920
feel jolly and warm and happy and you're going
into the season you know food and friends and
0:20:32.920,0:20:38.800
family and and holiday I guess you could say
like they they they bring a sense of joy to
0:20:38.800,0:20:45.560
your life um but if if they're up and they're
no longer creating that joy for you okay it's
0:20:45.560,0:20:50.920
it's probably time to take it down or or your
PG bill is just you're getting sick of the PG
0:20:50.920,0:20:59.400
Bill and you're like [ __ ] dude like damn this
led tree is really [ __ ] bringing us down yeah
0:20:59.400,0:21:07.000
like so if you're I mean maybe maybe it comes
down to your finances and your bills and it's
0:21:07.000,0:21:12.240
just it's just time to Let It Go but I still have
mine up downstairs they're they're going to be it
0:21:12.240,0:21:17.000
for a while U I guess I'll just leave them until
I feel like they don't bring me joy then I'll do
0:21:17.000,0:21:23.680
that that that makes me happy yeah I think that's
the indicator if they're making you feel like it's
0:21:23.680,0:21:27.600
just more work then then take them down take them
down cuz you know you're going to put them back
0:21:27.600,0:21:31.520
up I know I know and I imagine all the work I'm
have to do again right that's what I'm thinking
0:21:31.520,0:21:36.400
about right now like if I can mitigate the amount
of work I have to do later like maybe I'll just
0:21:36.400,0:21:40.240
leave all my Christmas stuff up until Halloween
because that's my next favorite holiday so we'll
0:21:40.240,0:21:45.200
see we'll see we'll see how long this goes we'll
see how long that goes or or you can just solve
0:21:45.200,0:21:49.520
it all just grab a big big [ __ ] sheet and just
throw it over everything so you don't even have
0:21:49.520,0:21:54.160
to look at it anymore and then take the sheet
off Christmas comes back around and then just
0:21:54.160,0:22:02.640
bigal I like that the uh throw it under the
rug method I love it I love it uh Joshua hang
0:22:02.640,0:22:09.000
on before we get too far away from holidays um
hey so just so the people know uh I believe it
0:22:09.000,0:22:14.960
is episode 20 correct me if I'm wrong Joshua
but episode 20 is going to be our Valentine's
0:22:14.960,0:22:23.120
Day episode and uh Joshua I need to ask you
something yeah will you be my Valentine's Day
0:22:23.120,0:22:30.960
Joshua I'm going to leave that on a cliffhanger
cuz all right it's it's uh I mean yeah you're
0:22:30.960,0:22:35.400
going to have to wait you're going have to see if
I'm going to accept your candy gram or not I mean
0:22:35.400,0:22:40.200
you should probably check your mailbox I'm gonna
pull your if I'm gonna pull your rose as as they
0:22:40.200,0:22:47.320
do on some of these shows is there Rose in the
background for Sean I don't know I don't know
0:22:47.320,0:22:52.160
fine I guess we'll wait till episode 20 to find
out if Joshua was my Valentine's or not [ __ ]
0:22:52.160,0:23:00.280
ass yeah all right then uh well I mean yeah we
shouldn't talk too much about Valentine we'll
0:23:00.280,0:23:05.480
get I just wanted to mentally have a check note
so that way we can come back to this later josa
0:23:05.480,0:23:11.840
that's all I wanted to do okay give the people
a little spoilers um sorry I I believe at the
0:23:11.840,0:23:17.640
beginning of the show J you had you said you had
a funny story you you had a funny story uh well
0:23:17.640,0:23:24.840
actually my camel was the funny story I know it
wasn't gonna go wait was it your camel with botox
0:23:24.840,0:23:31.480
it it wasn't my cam it he was it wasn't my camel
you know I I just thought that was I just thought
0:23:31.480,0:23:38.880
that was [ __ ] funny people pumping camels
full of uh Botox juice um [ __ ] yeah because
0:23:38.880,0:23:43.040
everything else I have on my list over there
is is a little sad okay well I don't want to
0:23:43.040,0:23:48.680
be sad I don't want to I don't want to go yeah
let's keep things let's keep things happy but
0:23:48.680,0:23:54.360
I am happy to say that I I'm getting over this
little cold and cough that I have oh yes we both
0:23:54.360,0:24:00.640
have the my voice sounds mhm any different yeah I
mean I think you sound a lot better but but I do
0:24:00.640,0:24:07.480
have to give what's that you sound a lot better
than you did before so makes sense oh yeah yeah
0:24:07.480,0:24:13.960
no well I I have to give credit to a good friend
of ours she hooked me up with some amazing super
0:24:13.960,0:24:22.440
Juice super Juice and when I say amazing yeah yeah
when I say amazing I even have a few more left and
0:24:22.440,0:24:33.080
yeah oh you should probably not put that in Fr
yeah so this stuff right here this this little
0:24:33.080,0:24:42.080
cartridge of super Juice right here will clear you
right up I I don't I I couldn't I I I couldn't get
0:24:42.080,0:24:48.080
her to to send me the uh recipe I was trying to
get her to send it to me but she made like what
0:24:48.080,0:24:51.680
a half dozen of these things or two doz she made
a bunch of these things and she she hooked it up
0:24:51.680,0:24:56.160
with a few of them when I wasn't feeling Z well
uh I downed a few of these I was having the sore
0:24:56.160,0:25:02.560
throat I was having just not feeling like super
good but whatever she put I think there's like uh
0:25:02.560,0:25:08.800
like was like Pepper or paprika there's some some
stuff in here but um hopefully I can have this CU
0:25:08.800,0:25:13.440
because we're in cold season but if you if you
know of any home remedies I'm very interested in
0:25:13.440,0:25:19.280
what somebody might do to to clear themselves
up and that and which leads me to kind of the
0:25:19.280,0:25:24.320
question I wanted to get to with youan if you get
because we are in cold season we're in flu season
0:25:24.320,0:25:27.680
we're in the season where people are just getting
sick some people are going to the doctor and just
0:25:28.360,0:25:33.120
the guy in the white coat has all the answers
right whether it's your your mentally messed up
0:25:33.120,0:25:39.520
or your whatever whatever you're going to see the
doctor for right um if you're if what what are you
0:25:39.520,0:25:44.720
doing to cure what you got going on are you down
in a bottle of Jack Daniels like what's putting
0:25:44.720,0:25:50.120
you back into I mean the answer I really mental
Fitness and physical shape the answer I would love
0:25:50.120,0:25:55.880
to give is yes just drink yourself to to health
but uh because you know it kills the stuff inside
0:25:55.880,0:26:00.520
inside you uh but realistically what I did to get
over this cold that I had this is the first time
0:26:00.520,0:26:07.320
I ever was ever like I had to like just lay down
for a few days to like get over this so the best
0:26:07.320,0:26:13.360
recommendation I can give you is literally drink
lots of water get lots of sleep like that's that's
0:26:13.360,0:26:21.480
usually what does it like do as little as possible
so that your body can heal so that was it that's
0:26:21.480,0:26:26.000
that's all I did to so you're you're recommending
rest rest we're not doctors either we don't we
0:26:26.000,0:26:32.680
we're not trying to give medical advice to steer
anybody the wrong direction um neither of us are
0:26:32.680,0:26:40.440
but I I I'm somebody who loves home remedies
so when I got presented uh with this this this
0:26:40.440,0:26:48.520
little super Juice right here I was I was excited
to try it and and yeah and I love it when somebody
0:26:48.520,0:26:53.840
can go to the Garden or somebody can just you know
come up with things in the in the uh the organic
0:26:53.840,0:26:59.440
section of the grocery store instead of down
the the aisle full of the you know aspirin and
0:26:59.440,0:27:04.520
NyQuil and you know I like the home remedy stuff
so that was cool that that our friend came through
0:27:04.520,0:27:08.920
with that that super Juice because it it made a
difference so try it out like if you're one who
0:27:08.920,0:27:13.800
just goes to the doctor and just wants a a magic
pill to take care of you maybe instead of looking
0:27:13.800,0:27:20.640
to that guy go to your your uh vegetable aisle and
chew on some garlic or some [ __ ] so Joshua I got
0:27:20.640,0:27:26.520
I gotta ask you this as a person who doesn't do
the home remedies uh often like I I prefer just
0:27:26.520,0:27:33.280
like doing the medicine when can but I have to ask
you do you think home remedies are just a placebo
0:27:33.280,0:27:45.040
effect oh that is a that is a good a good
a good question I would say yes to that if
0:27:45.040,0:27:51.040
every time I didn't do some like the gargling
of the salt waterer the honey and the you know
0:27:51.040,0:27:57.080
tea and like all that kind of stuff I I
I would say there's a PLO effect if it
0:27:57.080,0:28:02.760
didn't work on me it it every time I've
done a home remedy it has always worked
0:28:02.760,0:28:06.720
my body doesn't lie if something's fake
my body will tell me if I eat a bunch of
0:28:06.720,0:28:11.920
cheeseburger my body tells me I'm fat
you know like the body doesn't lie to
0:28:11.920,0:28:19.600
you I mean the proof is in the pudding if you
take the juice and the juice makes you feel
0:28:19.600,0:28:23.720
good it's not like you wield yourself you put
something different in your body right yeah I
0:28:23.720,0:28:30.000
guess so like I guess so I'm not I'm not looking
to chemically change my body with some magic pill
0:28:30.000,0:28:34.560
that messes with my DNA or whatever it does you
know like it gets in there and just scrambles
0:28:34.560,0:28:41.240
some stuff around like or hits my white blood
cells or you know they there if if we came from
0:28:41.240,0:28:49.400
the earth then there's no reason what can make
us well uh can come from the earth I get you I
0:28:49.400,0:28:55.400
mean makes sense I still think that you're just
having a placeo effect buddy I think uh I think
0:28:55.400,0:29:02.200
it's all lies but whatever it's it's not hey
if it makes you feel better that's all that
0:29:02.200,0:29:09.960
matters okay even though it's wrong okay yeah
yeah but I don't know I don't know try try it
0:29:09.960,0:29:14.520
out try it out people mix it up a little bit you
you know close the medicine cabinet for a little
0:29:14.520,0:29:19.280
bit and look something up and uh try something
chew on a celery stick or some [ __ ] I don't
0:29:19.280,0:29:27.840
know everybody everybody's sick right now
everybody's sick yeah so let's let's get
0:29:27.840,0:29:35.080
well together let's everybody get well yeah I
hope everybody feels better please feel better
0:29:35.080,0:29:42.080
everybody yeah all right Joshua should I should
I get into the uh to the main topic for me and
0:29:42.080,0:29:47.840
my Christmas party I don't know if you're ready
for this baby sure yeah I would I would I would
0:29:47.840,0:29:55.160
love to hear how your Christmas party went we all
know I had wet T-shirts at mine we all know there
0:29:55.160,0:30:00.360
a bunch of underage drinkers you know no there
wasn't underage drinking I'm K drinking coffee
0:30:00.360,0:30:08.120
bro legal yeah yeah everybody was legal that
drank at our Christmas party all right for the
0:30:08.120,0:30:13.640
record for the record late on me give it to me
big guy how it go okay so let me preference this
0:30:13.640,0:30:22.720
by saying Joshua my Christmas party was probably
one of the most disappointing Christmas parties
0:30:22.720,0:30:27.600
that I've ever been to in my entire life and I'm
going to explain why but you have to understand
0:30:27.600,0:30:37.520
where the day started so my Christmas party
was uh when this comes out last Sunday and
0:30:37.520,0:30:46.240
it started like this I woke up made breakfast
started with mimosas kept on drinking mimosas
0:30:46.240,0:30:54.520
until about 12:00 when then I switched to ciders
which are 8% and so oh sorry no I switched the
0:30:54.520,0:31:00.520
ciders that were 10% I had four of those bad boys
and by those by the time I was done with those it
0:31:00.520,0:31:06.040
was time to get ready for the Christmas party
Christmas party was to start at 7 o'clock at a
0:31:06.040,0:31:14.560
Dave and Busters up here okay the same Dave and
Busters that you and I went to Joshua okay so I
0:31:14.560,0:31:21.960
get ready I get out of the shower it's probably
like 4:30 5 o'clock so I go ahead and I drink my
0:31:21.960,0:31:28.120
other ciders that I have so I'm I'm in I'm really
I'm I'm really into it right now so I proba had
0:31:28.120,0:31:37.960
three uh pints of mimosa I've had uh four 10%
ciders and I've probably had another three 8%
0:31:37.960,0:31:42.440
Siders and then I took one for the road when I
was heading over there I wasn't driving by the
0:31:42.440,0:31:48.840
way so obviously if you're going to drink don't
drive we get to the event we get there an hour
0:31:48.840,0:31:55.400
early right because I wanted to be there early so
that we can like just you know figure out how to
0:31:55.400,0:32:00.880
navigate the world and like just kind of figure
out if anybody needed help or what not like help
0:32:00.880,0:32:08.120
to set up they didn't need any help nobody needed
any help right um so we kind of just like chilled
0:32:08.120,0:32:13.800
and did our thing uh we greeted everybody that
came in and we kind of just like were you know
0:32:13.800,0:32:20.960
being very friendly I was being very very friendly
Joshua as uh you know um in these situations when
0:32:20.960,0:32:28.760
I I drink and I go out socially I'm pretty uh I'm
pretty friendly with everybody like to you I like
0:32:28.760,0:32:35.600
to I like to make sure that everybody's having a
good time I play host if you will um and so I was
0:32:35.600,0:32:41.240
doing that I was doing that pretty [ __ ] hard
Joshua I was I was uh I was zooming baby I was
0:32:41.240,0:32:47.160
on top of the world all right so 7 o'cl R you must
have been feeling good you must have been feeling
0:32:47.160,0:32:51.360
sorry to interrupt you you must have been feeling
really good if you're going around shaking hands
0:32:51.360,0:32:57.200
kissing babies you know playing playing the
role of Godfather you know you just yes Josh
0:32:57.200,0:33:06.400
got it I was I was I was feeling great I was on
top of the world 7 o' girls around josua people
0:33:06.400,0:33:13.480
start showing up more and more there's a total I
think of like I think at this point in time at 7
0:33:13.480,0:33:17.800
o'clock there was like 15 people there which
doesn't sound like a lot but you know as the
0:33:17.800,0:33:21.360
as the party gets it's not a lot at all yeah when
the party gets going you know people start coming
0:33:21.360,0:33:34.240
in right 710 rolls around Joshua right now there's
about 20 people there 7:30 Joshua nobody else is
0:33:34.240,0:33:41.080
coming no I don't see anybody else we we probably
have 20 people 20 people maybe maybe at that point
0:33:41.080,0:33:48.200
in time guess what happens Joshua guess what
happens right so parties going on [ __ ] games
0:33:48.200,0:33:54.120
and stuff in the background [ __ ] uh I think the
the Lions beat the [ __ ] Rams or whatever during
0:33:54.120,0:34:05.520
that time Joshua at 7:40 the power goes out and
all the games I was going to say the [ __ ] power
0:34:05.520,0:34:16.360
when Joshua unplayable so oh no before I move on
from this before I move on from this real quickly
0:34:16.360,0:34:23.440
what had happened was there was a fire upstairs
because the dve and Busters that is here in town
0:34:23.440,0:34:32.480
is beneath an apartment complex so someone had a
fire in their apartment so hopefully everybody was
0:34:32.480,0:34:36.880
okay there but because of that the fire alarm went
off which caused all of the games Power to turn
0:34:36.880,0:34:43.360
off because they're on the same line as the [ __ ]
apartment complex so firefighters whole nine yards
0:34:43.360,0:34:52.640
right a whole [ __ ] Kur fuffle right all the
game's off nobody's playing games right and we're
0:34:52.640,0:34:58.320
just like okay well that [ __ ] sucks but they
still have the game on they're still serving us
0:34:58.320,0:35:04.720
drinks and they're like still like entertaining
us they're being hosts excuse me so they bring
0:35:04.720,0:35:11.240
out the food right so the food comes out they're
like hey everybody here's the food like hopefully
0:35:11.240,0:35:14.520
like we'll get everything figured out blah blah
you know the Spiel that they give you they give
0:35:14.520,0:35:19.840
you the Spiel right yeah and so they give shit's
rotten shit's falling shit's falling apart fast
0:35:19.840,0:35:25.600
ex they got to figure something out exactly so so
they give us the food it's still just these 20 25
0:35:25.600,0:35:30.280
people in here there's people that I know every
single person there like I've I've gone up and
0:35:30.280,0:35:34.360
I've kissed their heads I've greeted them I've
asked them to me vote for me for president like
0:35:34.360,0:35:41.120
they're I I know these people now intimately so
the food comes out Joshua the food that they give
0:35:41.120,0:35:47.680
us I will describe it to you that I will list
it to I will list it for you Caesar salad which
0:35:47.680,0:35:54.960
was literally just lettuce a little bit of like
parmesan cheese and some like day old croutons
0:35:54.960,0:36:01.920
garlic bread the garlic G bread I will admit was
decent garlic bread was a piece of bread garlic
0:36:01.920,0:36:09.720
and some cheese right it was decent that was fine
they gave us a pasta which was either covered in
0:36:09.720,0:36:18.000
olive oil or it was just sweaty they didn't know
what it want to be Joshua so we had that that was
0:36:18.000,0:36:28.120
there cool and then to wrap everything up they
gave us excuse me chicken par right a chicken
0:36:28.120,0:36:40.000
parm which you would think one would think that it
would be decent it was not Joshua it was dry Bland
0:36:40.000,0:36:48.080
it had nothing to offer you other than empty
calories and so everybody was like lined up
0:36:48.080,0:36:51.840
getting all this food and then you all sit back
in the tables that were all lined up right all
0:36:51.840,0:36:58.440
in a row and you just hear one after another like
this food isn't really good you hear the murmuring
0:36:58.440,0:37:02.360
right you hear the like the the like you guys
want to go get something to eat after this like
0:37:02.360,0:37:10.200
anybody else really hungry like so it's it's it's
starting to collapse on itself Joshua I see this
0:37:10.200,0:37:16.600
I feel this Joshua I feel this in my in my elated
state of being right and so I'm just like we got
0:37:16.600,0:37:21.840
to do presents we got to do [ __ ] presents like
we got to we got to bring this [ __ ] up right so
0:37:21.840,0:37:31.800
I like [ __ ] yeah I go pee I come back out and I
like look for our ASM manager and I'm like hey we
0:37:31.800,0:37:38.720
got to do presents like people hate this [ __ ]
right now and so she was like okay like we'll
0:37:38.720,0:37:42.320
do we'll do presents like we'll we'll start this
[ __ ] and we'll start getting people ready for
0:37:42.320,0:37:48.280
that Joshua usually when you announce presents or
when you do presents you have a microphone right
0:37:48.280,0:37:53.800
you have like a PA system you have something to
elevate the voice so that you can correct yeah
0:37:53.800,0:38:00.120
so you can hear right we had none of that josua we
apparently this was something that nobody thought
0:38:00.120,0:38:12.200
of um and so what did I do Joshua that's right
Joshua that's right I was the present announcer
0:38:12.200,0:38:20.680
because in my in my uh elevated mind I was like
hey I can project my voice I can do this I can I
0:38:20.680,0:38:26.120
can help this situation here yeah you're you're
feeling good you're feel you are on top of the
0:38:26.120,0:38:32.280
world like said going into this moment you a
rockar I'm on top of the world baby so I'm over
0:38:32.280,0:38:37.800
here I'm I'm uh I'm like all right I got this
you go ahead you read out the you give me the
0:38:37.800,0:38:43.080
little card so we had like a system right which
I was okay with the system every associate that
0:38:43.080,0:38:50.560
came specifically associate we gave them a little
sheet that had a little number and we had another
0:38:50.560,0:38:55.520
sheet with that same number and we put it into
the little bin right so it was all random but it
0:38:55.520,0:39:04.320
was only for associates so they would pull um a
manager our manager pulled a card and um one of
0:39:04.320,0:39:09.800
my co-workers pulled another one uh and they would
hand them to me and I would read them right so I
0:39:09.800,0:39:14.480
would read these numbers out as best as I can in
my mind I'm because I'm feeling it I'm feeling
0:39:14.480,0:39:20.640
great like I'm like you know what I can be louder
I can be as loud as I can be right now and so what
0:39:20.640,0:39:28.280
I did Joshua what I did I I I went like this I CED
my mouth Joshua but as I cut my mouth it never got
0:39:28.280,0:39:35.400
louder buddy it it stayed at the same frequency
as as if I was just talking to you at a table uh
0:39:35.400,0:39:44.680
but in my mind up here Sean was screaming at the
top of his [ __ ] lungs baby so we get through
0:39:44.680,0:39:49.880
the presence we're getting through the presence
right I'm announcing all the numbers people are
0:39:49.880,0:39:53.320
like enjoying it they're having a good time in
my mind at least I [ __ ] I don't know if they
0:39:53.320,0:40:01.960
are or not we get to the TV right because as it
comes to be we're pulling all these numbers out
0:40:01.960,0:40:10.800
of this cup and I look over and I notice that in
the cup there is only three tickets left and we
0:40:10.800,0:40:22.480
still have about 12 presents on the table oh no
so Joshua we have more presents than Associates
0:40:22.480,0:40:29.960
at the party more gets good this is good no
this this is a good problem to have it is a
0:40:29.960,0:40:34.360
good problem to have but it's also really sad
because not a lot of people showed up and so
0:40:34.360,0:40:38.760
we're just like [ __ ] [ __ ] it this is a train
rre happening but we're going to make the best of
0:40:38.760,0:40:43.200
it so because I saw that we only had a few things
left in there I was like you know what [ __ ] it
0:40:43.200,0:40:51.520
TV time we're doing the TV and so I read out the
number and I'm like it's 69 or whatever the [ __ ]
0:40:51.520,0:40:59.040
number was right gentleman wins and it's always
that like that like sad like oh I didn't win like
0:40:59.040,0:41:08.520
the groan right everybody is the [ __ ] groan
yeah he opens up the TV Joshua first of all I
0:41:08.520,0:41:15.240
brought that TV in right I I brought that TV and
I set it down right I set it on this table Joshua
0:41:15.240,0:41:20.000
he brought the TV in and when sorry he opened
up the TV and when he opened it Joshua it was
0:41:20.000,0:41:27.240
upside down bro I I I put that TV upside down
on the table which may not be a bad thing but
0:41:27.240,0:41:32.840
is sure as hell confusing when this man's opening
the present and it's a upside down TV and I was
0:41:32.840,0:41:42.680
like hope that still works buddy uh and the sad
part was yeah the TV wasn't even a good TV it
0:41:42.680,0:41:50.400
was one of those Roku TVs like one of the like I
can buy this TV for 150 bucks or $70 right now on
0:41:50.400,0:41:56.480
Amazon kind of thing and I just saw the look
in this poor man's face he was happy that he
0:41:56.480,0:42:03.120
he got a TV but at the same time he was thinking
like really like these people are just so cheap
0:42:03.120,0:42:16.240
like so after that I give the microphone to my
manager the invisible microphone that didn't
0:42:16.240,0:42:21.640
never existed and I was going to say there you
mean your hands you hand it over your hands like
0:42:21.640,0:42:30.880
here use use these these as my microphone yeah so
I handed it all off to her right I did my mic drop
0:42:30.880,0:42:36.880
moment and I moved away from there cuz I knew the
situation that was about to happen she announces
0:42:36.880,0:42:48.600
to everybody all 25 people that the games will not
be returning and that DAV Busters is now closed
0:42:48.600,0:42:59.200
and it is barely 8:30 maybe 9:00 like Dave and bu
should have closed at midnight and our party was
0:42:59.200,0:43:07.920
still going until 10:00 quote unquote but because
nothing was happening like they were just like hey
0:43:07.920,0:43:17.760
we we we got to close like we just got to close
so what do I do Joshua that's right I want to
0:43:17.760,0:43:22.400
be I want to be a good host buddy I want to be
a good host and so I'm like looking around and
0:43:22.400,0:43:27.160
I see people being sad and I'm like hey we got
a bunch of different gifts let me go give some
0:43:27.160,0:43:31.840
gifts out let me like I want some things I want a
blender spoiler alert and it's a [ __ ] blender I
0:43:31.840,0:43:37.720
want a blender cool but I was like I want to give
some gifts like I want to I want to [ __ ] I want
0:43:37.720,0:43:44.000
to make sure people leave happy so I like uh I get
permission obviously and I go out and I give some
0:43:44.000,0:43:48.760
gifts away to some of the other asms that can't
win anything so I'm just like here you win this
0:43:48.760,0:43:53.440
this is for you and then I give some away to like
some other co-workers I'm like this is for coming
0:43:53.440,0:44:02.080
thank you so much um but then everybody leaves
everybody leaves and it's just uh my manager
0:44:02.080,0:44:10.760
uh my lady and then uh a few other associates
and we're just like best Christmas party ever
0:44:10.760,0:44:19.160
yeah [ __ ] whoa so that's why it was the worst
Christmas party that I've ever been to Joshua but
0:44:19.160,0:44:28.600
there is a a shining bright light in this story um
we were able to get a full refund for the entire
0:44:28.600,0:44:35.240
thing we got our [ __ ] deposit back we got we got
over $5,000 back and like they didn't have to do
0:44:35.240,0:44:43.520
that but they did and on top of that they let us
keep all the cards all the Dave and Buster cards
0:44:43.520,0:44:49.360
that we were supposed to give out and [ __ ] with
the amount of tokens that they still had them had
0:44:49.360,0:44:57.040
them on so each card had about a 100 tokens on
it Crystal was able to procure about uh seven
0:44:57.040,0:45:05.040
of these cards and so uh you know her and I will
be uh heading to this Afterparty at Dave Busters
0:45:05.040,0:45:10.680
throughout this whole entire month just saying
just saying I might bleep out some of that but
0:45:10.680,0:45:18.840
who knows we might leaving it anyways so that was
it josua that was my Christmas party my Christmas
0:45:18.840,0:45:26.480
party was non-eventful there was no dancing it
was just me being hella drunk and telling people
0:45:26.480,0:45:33.400
I love you and that I'm happy you came but from
what I gathered as I came back to work the the
0:45:33.400,0:45:39.560
next day um people were okay with that people
were actually happy that uh I was trying to
0:45:39.560,0:45:48.480
make the best of a shitty situation so there's
that you know good times good [ __ ] times as
0:45:48.480,0:45:54.720
far as Christmas parties go that's that's that
is that is pretty shitty when you're dealing
0:45:54.720,0:46:02.400
with a um a a reasonably established uh uh venue
that does kind of suck but it wasn't their fault
0:46:02.400,0:46:07.040
I mean you gota you got to hand it to them they
did make it up in the end they did yeah uh they
0:46:07.040,0:46:13.480
they they took care of you guys yeah um but
that's that does that does kind of suck but I
0:46:13.480,0:46:16.720
did have a question I know I know Christmas is
over and people are like [ __ ] I want to get
0:46:16.720,0:46:21.000
rid of Christmas you know people have already
taken down their their [ __ ] holiday [ __ ]
0:46:21.000,0:46:26.040
and they're like why these guys talking about
Christmas is stupid um like why are we talking
0:46:26.040,0:46:30.200
about I mean why I mean you guys celebrated
Christmas a Christmas party in January I mean
0:46:30.200,0:46:35.880
maybe that's where you get [ __ ] up maybe but
um yeah I mean we did it in December for where
0:46:35.880,0:46:39.520
where I work and and maybe that's where you guys
[ __ ] up maybe you guys just wait a little too
0:46:39.520,0:46:45.120
long you know you're you're celebrating a 2023
holiday in 2024 that was the Lord himself saying
0:46:45.120,0:46:50.880
you guys [ __ ] up don't do this [ __ ] again go
to a park next time quite possibly some sh but
0:46:50.880,0:46:56.680
we did at the same time this year like last year
excuse me so we did celebrate it in the new year
0:46:56.680,0:47:02.760
for our holiday party like because we just it's
it's one it's cheaper and two there's not a lot
0:47:02.760,0:47:09.600
of like uh pressure to book dates true so it kind
of makes it easier for everybody but I I get it
0:47:09.600,0:47:17.560
it was probably God smiting us for for flying too
close to the Sun so and I I understand that too
0:47:17.560,0:47:23.560
uh one last thing don't people sign up for like is
don't they get the gifts for the amount of people
0:47:23.560,0:47:29.040
that sign up for these types of parties and so 80
people signed up didn't show yeah 80 people didn't
0:47:29.040,0:47:36.480
well 80 people signed up and let's say 20 people
showed up so simple math 600 of them didn't make
0:47:36.480,0:47:46.440
it whoa that that does suck Dave posters sorry
you guys well it wasn't their fault it was a
0:47:46.440,0:47:54.040
fire it wasn't it wasn't their fault and they to
say your party did not have the eventful no sir
0:47:54.040,0:48:00.200
uh uh kind of outcome that my party did there
were no titties on this there were no Scandal
0:48:00.200,0:48:10.080
dressed women um it was just a bunch of Grays and
Walkers not a bunch of oygen Tanks there was a
0:48:10.080,0:48:15.520
few uh a few Millennials out there or [ __ ] jenz
whatever you want to call them uh there were some
0:48:15.520,0:48:20.800
kids out there man and they were having they were
having the best time they could so there you go
0:48:20.800,0:48:27.920
spoilers Christmas party do you think Christmas
party are do you think companies should throw
0:48:27.920,0:48:32.960
more Christmas parties for the people that work
there I think you should have I think you should
0:48:32.960,0:48:38.560
have more parties in general like you should
have a lot more like team building like that
0:48:38.560,0:48:44.320
because I feel like it does actually build a
team and a camaraderie with your Associates
0:48:44.320,0:48:49.920
and stuff like I think it's a great idea like
if you had like two every year like you had
0:48:49.920,0:48:55.600
a beginning of the year party and an end of the
year party like I think that would be really cool
0:48:58.360,0:49:06.800
okay how about how about this for recognition
do you like the fact that some companies give
0:49:06.800,0:49:14.280
uh bonuses throughout the year or would you
prefer to see uh an impact directly on every
0:49:14.280,0:49:20.960
paycheck instead of a bonus every once in a
while I would prefer um probably something on
0:49:20.960,0:49:27.720
the paycheck every every time because a bonus is
like you have to meet certain requirements right
0:49:27.720,0:49:32.800
but if you just like increase the money every
time then I feel like that's more beneficial to
0:49:32.800,0:49:42.800
everybody you know I think I stand behind that I
I would almost prefer uh I don't want to call it
0:49:42.800,0:49:49.280
instant because it's not instant you still have
to do the grind for every paycheck but you know
0:49:49.280,0:49:56.440
when you're working you know throughout the entire
year and you only get hit with these minimal types
0:49:56.440,0:50:05.000
of impacts that are taxed more than 50% um I I
don't know if that is really life-changing to
0:50:05.000,0:50:10.680
have two bonuses unless you're sitting at top of
the food chain like some of these trolls do sorry
0:50:10.680,0:50:15.360
I don't want to be negative but uh you know who
you are you're small you're short you have small
0:50:15.360,0:50:25.200
minds um Jesus yeah like yeah I'm with you you
know who you are uh it's it's it's it's tough
0:50:25.200,0:50:33.720
but yeah that that that that's a bummer but I
I think uh we should do celebrate more MH for
0:50:33.720,0:50:41.280
everybody more often rather than every once in
a while for sure agreed uh Joshua let's move on
0:50:41.280,0:50:48.760
here we got 10 minutes left in this episode um
do you have any fun finds for us this week I'm
0:50:48.760,0:50:54.680
glad you brought up a fun find because I'm I I
do have something but this isn't more of a fun
0:50:54.680,0:51:01.480
find this is was more of a fun like when I got
back from vacation somebody presented me with
0:51:01.480,0:51:07.280
a a cool thing that they they they did from
their heart oh okay they did with their own
0:51:07.280,0:51:13.800
two hands and I I can't I don't remember what
episode it was but I did mention I do value and
0:51:13.800,0:51:20.520
appreciate things that are are not the iPads
not the you know that kind of store bought
0:51:20.520,0:51:26.680
thing but yeah the hand the handmade stuff
and and and this person did this up for me
0:51:26.680,0:51:34.200
and it truly touched my heart it made me feel
really good inside okay and uh let me show it
0:51:34.200,0:51:40.800
to you all right it's it's really cool it
it is really cool okay so [ __ ] ready on
0:51:40.800,0:51:45.560
me here check it
0:51:45.560,0:51:58.760
out oh that's actually pretty [ __ ] cool
right little Snoopy uh skateboarding I I I
0:51:58.760,0:52:08.560
had an associate uh this associate really loves
art um and she hooked it up she she uh she loves
0:52:08.560,0:52:17.800
Snoopy great and and not only did this associate
paint this uh they did I'm not I'm not going to
0:52:17.800,0:52:23.000
read this to you because it's kind of personal
but uh there's there's a story that goes a long
0:52:23.000,0:52:28.480
yeah it's yeah there's a story that goes along
long with this okay and it's written out on the
0:52:28.480,0:52:36.280
back oh my God what the [ __ ] all right we're
gonna talk after this episode because I don't I
0:52:36.280,0:52:43.920
gotta know who this person was but that's [ __ ]
awesome so that's really cool so um yeah so that
0:52:43.920,0:52:49.920
I don't have a fun find but I do have this hand
painted picture that I I sincerely appreciate
0:52:49.920,0:52:57.240
thank you I'll I'll keep them nameless but
I I love the gift it it's it's truly was an
0:52:57.240,0:53:01.840
awesome thing to come back to because we all know
coming back to work is is kind of tough after a
0:53:01.840,0:53:07.240
long vacation sometimes but things like that when
you show back up to work you you know that that
0:53:07.240,0:53:13.760
people appreciate how much you appreciate them
and uh yeah nice man nice it was great I love
0:53:13.760,0:53:18.160
it I loved it that's beautiful that's beautiful
you gonna hang it up somewhere back there you're
0:53:18.160,0:53:22.440
probably goingon to hang it somewhere back there
aren't you oh it's going to yeah yeah definitely
0:53:22.440,0:53:27.280
I I told this person yeah I'm going to it's it's
going to back there it means it means a lot you
0:53:27.280,0:53:34.280
know from it's it's not anything like overly like
whoa yeah like it's it's just a a friendship kind
0:53:34.280,0:53:41.720
of thing that that is super cool um yeah it it
means a lot so all friendships start wait all
0:53:41.720,0:53:49.240
relationships start as friendships buddy as they
should wellbe they should that's awesome Joshua
0:53:49.240,0:53:53.800
unfortunately I don't have any funs for you today
I don't have anything I was so busy being sick Bro
0:53:53.800,0:53:59.800
that I was just like I'm I can't I have nothing
so should we should we end this on a fortune we
0:53:59.800,0:54:05.840
haven't ended on a fortune in a long time J
you got do you still have fortune cookies I I
0:54:05.840,0:54:11.840
do have fortunes yeah and we did Miss we did
miss a couple fortunes was it two episodes I
0:54:11.840,0:54:16.320
think we miss two sorry about that every been
a couple you know starting the year new year I
0:54:16.320,0:54:23.160
haven't [ __ ] Pand I haven't thrown away I
should put a sticker over that [ __ ] thing
0:54:23.160,0:54:27.320
you know they don't they don't have lucky numbers
but I I still do have the box so let's get into a
0:54:27.320,0:54:35.960
fortune we'll do it let a fortune uh these aren't
Panda fortunes these are the again the but let's
0:54:35.960,0:54:44.240
let's get let's get into it I know they should
sponsor us at this point we're Nails all right
0:54:44.240,0:54:50.680
let's get into this cookie here everybody let's
get a fortune a 2024 Fortune with some numbers
0:54:50.680,0:54:58.280
let's go Fortune I can't wait all right everybody
for those who are still hanging in there with us
0:54:58.280,0:55:05.280
I know it's let's get it all right so for
this January 23rd in this brand new year
0:55:05.280,0:55:14.720
of 2024 the fortune I have for you is it's not
a fortune but it is some good vibes all right
0:55:14.720,0:55:27.720
smile literally smile a smile will make you young
forever hang on read that again read that again
0:55:27.720,0:55:41.480
so I can understand [Laughter] it all right smile
a smile will make you young forever okay got it
0:55:41.480,0:55:51.400
okay okay sure yeah I'll take it I mean it's
good vibes I like it fine it's not the best I
0:55:51.400,0:55:57.480
know I know it's not the best but we got to look
at the source I mean you know this is yeah got to
0:55:57.480,0:56:02.320
look at it all right we really come here for the
numbers is what we R yeah we come here for the
0:56:02.320,0:56:07.880
numbers this is this is what is can change our
lives can change your life Sean can change my
0:56:07.880,0:56:19.680
life Sean can change the viewer The Listener life
here is your lucky numbers for this January 23rd
0:56:19.680,0:56:36.120
2024 your lucky numbers are 50 47 22 1 35 and
20 okay all right I'm feeling those those are
0:56:36.120,0:56:43.040
pretty solid one more time J one more time can we
okay one I'll give you I'll give you these lucky
0:56:43.040,0:56:58.400
numbers these numbers are going to win somebody
something this year 50 47 22 1 35 and 20 those
0:56:58.400,0:57:07.160
are your lucky numbers for this January 23rd 2024
let's win let's do it let's do it well thank you
0:57:07.160,0:57:13.120
everybody for listening thank you for watching
um we appreciate you we appreciate you guys all
0:57:13.120,0:57:18.840
so much uh even if it is just for five minutes or
for 10 minutes or forever long you want to listen
0:57:18.840,0:57:26.120
to us we really do appreciate it um we will be
back next week with another episode um I don't
0:57:26.120,0:57:32.840
think I have much to say on the conclusion of
this one uh I don't know Joshua what else and
0:57:32.840,0:57:39.440
just wrap it up baby uh I'm going to wrap it
up with uh a shout out and a thank you to the
0:57:39.440,0:57:46.920
individual who did make me that that fun drawing
if you if you are an artist like this person is
0:57:46.920,0:57:53.240
keep pushing keep keep uh working at something
you love because eventually everything we love
0:57:53.240,0:58:00.200
does pay off if is if as long as you got a
passion for it so keep your passions going
0:58:00.200,0:58:05.160
um another shout out besides the painting thank
you to the special the juice you know the juice
0:58:05.160,0:58:10.840
is doing it its work here uh let's get well
everybody let's get healthy let's get through
0:58:10.840,0:58:20.960
the cold the flu the sickness I wish everybody
well and the best damn new 2024 year we possible
0:58:20.960,0:58:26.320
let's have some fun come on everybody let's go
[ __ ] it with that said see you guys next week
0:58:26.320,0:58:49.280
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