Sorry For The Delay | EP.18 | Dinosaurs, Trends & Moon Real Estate


This week, Sean & Joshua celebrate EP.18 by drawing nightmare-fueling dinosaurs, launching a new “Trend vs Value” segment, & arguing over moon real estate like it’s Zillow in space. Holidays get weird (yodeling is involved.), sports get spicy with All-Star voting, & a fortune promises a big deal at the checkout. All that & more! Enjoy the show!


-WHAT’S IN OUR CUP-

Sean: Apple Juice (Name Not Mentioned)
Joshua: Handmade Vitamin Juice (Name Not Mentioned)

-CHAPTERS-

00:00 Cold Open, We’re Live

00:27 Host Hellos & How We’re Doing

01:15 EP.18, Goals & The Road To 101

02:21 Sick Update & Apple Juice On Deck

03:01 This Day In History & Year-Left Math

04:16 92.8% Of 2024 Left

06:46 Holiday Run: National Croissant Day

07:52 National Draw A Dinosaur Day (Live Doodles)

08:15 National Plan For A Vacation Day

09:15 Yodel For Your Neighbors Day

11:01 Drawing Pad Chaos & Crowned Dino

18:52 Birthday Shout: Christian Bale Turns 50

19:52 Beatles Rooftop Gig Memory Lane

20:54 Nuclear Tests, UFOs & Conspiracies

24:01 Moon Mining, Starbucks On The Moon?

29:17 One-Way Trip To Mars Debate

33:14 Space Life, Magazines & Morale

36:36 Sports Talk: MLB All-Star Voting

44:59 New Segment: Trend Vs Value

45:56 Stanley Cups: Trend Or Value?

47:58 Starbucks Cups: Trend Or Value?

52:27 Legos: Trend Or Value?

56:01 PSA On Cups & Priorities

56:06 Value Find: 821-Piece Micro Build

59:15 Fortune Cookie Setup

61:22 Fortune: “Great Deal On A Major Purchase”

62:06 Lucky Numbers Drop

62:58 Wrap, Secret Funko Box Tease & Sign-Off

-SOUND BITES-

• “we are live everybody we are live.” — Sean kicks things off.

• “this is episode 18 uh 18 episodes Joshua can you believe it man.” — Sean marks the milestone.

• “we have goals and and uh one of them is to get to 101 episodes.” — Joshua on the long game.

• “I got my apple juice.” — Sean powers through.

• “you got 337 days left to make that decision.” — Joshua’s year-left countdown bit.

• “we have 92.8% left of 2024.” — Joshua does percentage math.

• “National croissant day.” — Joshua’s holiday roll call.

• “we got to draw a dinosaur.” — Sean accepts the challenge.

• “yodel for your neighbors day.” — Joshua finds the silliest holiday.

• “this is high level casting right here.” — Sean mid-doodle chaos.

• “that’s an ungodly amount of tests.” — Sean on nuclear testing numbers.

• “the big push is going to be the mining of the minerals that are on the moon.” — Joshua on lunar plans.

• “would you right now want to go to Mars… a no no return Mission?” — Sean stirs the space pot.

• “Christian Bale Batman happy birthday Batman.” — Joshua’s birthday shout.

• “you will get a great deal on a major purchase.” — Joshua reads the fortune.

-FORTUNE & FINDS-

Fortune: You Will Get A Great Deal On A Major Purchase.
Lucky Numbers: 1, 43, 18, 16, 17, 27

Fun Finds / Value Finds:
Sean: Funko Pop Sale Mystery Boxa sealed box of on-sale Funkos to unbox next episode.
Joshua: 821-Piece Micro City Build (Seattle Pickup)intricate, delicate, and proudly display-worthy; a painstaking mini-architecture flex.

(Artwork Shoutout: None This Episode)


Transcript

 

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welcome to sorry for the delay 

I'm your editor Mia in this week's

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episode The Boys draw some nightmare 

fueling dinosaurs we introduce a new

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segment about value or Trend and Joshua 

shows off his creative side enjoy the

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[Music] show it's going we got this we're 

live everybody we are live hello everyone

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and welcome to another episode of sorry for the 

we are your hosts my name is Sean this is Joshua

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Joshua how are you doing today hello Sean hello 

everybody who's here joining us and watching I'm

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great thanks for asking I hope everybody else 

is is well I mean I don't think I'm well the

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way I said that it sounds like I'm [ __ ] up 

or something probably got some something going

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on here might be what's in my cut but yeah no I'm 

doing I'm doing well thanks for asking it's been a

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been a good day um I'm feeling better after uh 

you know coming down with a little bug I know

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it's circulating everybody's coming down with 

something but starting to feel a little better

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thankfully good but uh yeah like I said on the 

last episode I hope everybody's doing well yeah

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you know feeling better this is episode 18 uh 18 

episodes Joshua can you believe it man um feels

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like just weeks ago we were talking about episode 

like 10 now we're uh 8 weeks later in episode 18

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it's amazing amazing how time works isn't it yeah 

episode 18 this we're still in the infancy stage

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of this I mean sea knows this and and most of you 

who've been here since the beginning know that we

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have goals and and uh one of them is to get to 

101 episodes 101 episodes maybe I can't believe

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it 101 episodes yes we're we we will get there 

we we will transition we will grow everything

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around you is going to change life changes and 

so this you know this podcast is going to change

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too and and evolve and uh I'm glad you guys are 

here you know those of you are here to to enjoy

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with us you know we appreciate all of you guys 

Joshua before we We Begin I can't even speak now

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um I got sick again uh I don't know if people 

can tell in my voice or in my sniffles uh so I

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apologize if I um cough off of camera or off 

mic or sniffle my nose that's that's on me I

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didn't take the uh handmade vitamin juice that 

Joshua was given uh you know I went to the white

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coats and uh you know still not healthy yet so 

I got my apple juice uh I'll be drinking that

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throughout the show today but uh just sorry 

as a heads up and now with that said Joshua

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please give us the this day in history and how 

many days I have left before I can hang myself

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again well we know you're not going to do 

that because I know you love life and you

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love everybody in your life you you were not 

uh scheduled to leave us just yet but if you

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wanted to if you wanted to take the plunge of 

a giant Bridge or you know load one bullet into

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a gun um you know you got you got a few days to 

to figure that out cuz you got 337 days left to

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make that decision if you want 2024 to uh be 

your last year on this planet still a lot of

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days I know it's it's funny because when I look at 

these days like this I I I go to a website and it

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calculates the days for you but the one that kind 

of weirds me out a little bit um it's the one it's

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the part where it gives you the percentage of 

the year that's left what's the percentage so

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according to this yeah yeah so it gives you per 

it breaks it all down you know I've mentioned in

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some of the past episodes it gives me hours it 

gives me minutes it gives me seconds like you

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could break this down by literally seconds but I 

I trip out on the percentage because it says we

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have [Music] 92.8% left of 2024 92% we're still 

we're not even in the bees [Laughter] yet it's

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crazy like when you think about the percent 

left in year but it but but days is one thing

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but when you put it as a percentage um yeah like 

you said like if you're looking at it from like

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A's B's C's D like if you look if you're an 

academic you're like man I'm still I'm still

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an A+ kind of guy you know I got 92% but it 

seems to me when you look at that percentages

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the time gets shorter faster when you do it in 

percentages does it does it feel that way age

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with you I can I can definitely see that I mean 

92% right so next week we'll probably be at the

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B level right we'll probably be like what 89% 

something like that something something where

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it's no longer a level you know we're now B level 

so yeah makes us feel like a lot faster it it

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it it puts it into perspective on how fast years 

go by and we we talked about in the beginning of

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the year for like uh resolutions and things you 

want to do and and if you haven't started those

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yet if you're basing it off percentages like the 

year goes by fast so if you if you want to start

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a diet if you want to start working out if you 

want to make amends with family members or you

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want to you know have a discussion you haven't 

had and and you feel like it's time um and do it

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this year like time runs out faster than we all 

like to maybe appreciate it so I don't know just

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looking at it in percentage wise it it really 

it puts it more into perspective than days cuz

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everybody's like I work seven days a week I'm 

always busy like but percentage wise it it it

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goes by it goes by fast so um appreciate the time 

because it it goes by really really really fast so

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um yeah that's my little rant on that said hey 

everybody thank you for watching thank you for

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listening I know right that's it that's all I got 

talking about days talking about percentages it's

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over let's get out of here Jesus Christ but you 

know as as I try to do with every one of these

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episodes I try to bring a little bit of fun 

a little bit of humor um Sean does the same

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thing that's that's what we're here for just 

to kind of laugh and pass the the 60 Minutes

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of time that we're all together um but I like 

to look at holidays because every day there is

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a holiday and I I picked out four um there was 

more than four on this January 30th but yeah

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there there's a website you can look this up 

um but I got four of them for you and and stop

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me whenever you want to Sean if you're curious I 

didn't do the history on it but if you got some

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to chime in on one of these holidays again I got 

four so I will start with the first holiday I came

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across for January 30th so the first one I came 

across it's called National croissant day oo that

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sounds nice like a nice good buttered croissant 

like that are you interested interested is it a

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day you can relate to I believe I'm going 

to get are are you celebrating salivating

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this holiday Joshua not celebrating salivating 

this holiday that's a good one I like that one

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yeah so national uh National croissant day 

that the first one I came across okay the

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second one I got for you I have National draw a 

dinosaur day that is great National draw Joshua

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we got to draw dinosaurs how do how do we I'm 

gonna I'm going to figure out a way that we

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can draw a dinosaur um I'll figure it out I love 

this I love this what's uh what's the next one

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Josh so the the third one I have for you 

um is National plan for a vacation day

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what Joshua this is the best day ever 

all these holidays are awesome [ __ ]

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mint so now we got to draw a dinosaur are you are 

you planning vacations got to plan some vacations

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well see now I am I'm going to plan some vacations 

now because of this day like we need this Joshua

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we need this I thought it was cool I was like 

it's only January 30th and they made a holiday

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right after you know you got Christmas you got 

new year and they're like you know what it's

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let's make a a holiday out of plan of vacation 

day let's just start now in the beginning you

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only got 92% left of the Year 90% left in the year 

let's start planning now that's so [ __ ] cool I

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love this I love this [ __ ] yeah so that's uh 

that was my third one uh for the fourth one um

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this is I thought this one was kind of silly uh 

the the fourth and final one I have for you is

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yodel for your neighbor your neighbor's [Laughter] 

day yodel yodel who yodel who's doing that not me

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I'll tell you that right now I'm not yodeling for 

nobody buddy but I appreciate you if you are like

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uh do you want to give us a demonstration jro 

of how a yodel should go I no no no I'm I I've

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seen videos of yodeling and it's it is there is a 

technique involved like any scene you know there's

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techniques involved but yodeling I I'm not gonna 

take that class you know I might watch a show if

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the tickets are free um but I'll you know send me 

some tickets I'll go check you out I want to see

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how this yodeling and I like how it's yodel for 

your neighbors like are you like going outside

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on your balcony and just like welting out some 

heavy ass yodel like you're the rooster in the

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morning it's like is is you know cuz like 

your neighbors might just hate you you know

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like oh [ __ ] yeah I can get away with 

yodeling now it actually is a holiday

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and you just start whing out you start 

yodeling at your neighbors like it's okay

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it's a holiday you know it's accepted 

no officer I swear it's a holiday don't

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worry oh [ __ ] that's [Music] great 

yeah those are my those everybody are

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the four fun holidays I found that drop on 

January 30th that's [ __ ] awesome Joshua um

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give me one second joser because I I have I've 

created something here uh and I'm going to

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send you the the link if I can um I go ahead 

and copy and paste it in for you uh I think

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I could do this in the chat here everybody will 

be able to see this later when we put it in but

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uh can you see it in the chat Joshua I'm kind 

of afraid whenever sea sends me something I I

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get a little nervous cuz I I never know Sean 

sea found out the other day when I he said

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he wanted to see it and I sent Sean a little 

something that he wasn't expecting so I'm kind

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of nervous now that he's sending me something 

that you guys aren't preview to yet but you

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will be it'll be fine it'll be fine it's in the 

it's in the chat link um but be careful it's in

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the chat can you see there's actually I know this 

makes for great podcasting um oh yeah chat down

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here in the corner but it's it's okay because uh 

we'll go go ahead and we'll share the screen uh

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boom should I tell people what I'm looking at 

now they can see my n Joshua I have found this

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website now have you joined me in here yet so 

there you should be able no uh type your name

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yeah just type your name okay I'm typing my name 

type that name okay you should be able to join me

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in here uh I basically just did a quick Google 

for like a yeah there you are Mr Pig um it's a

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it's a drawing pad baby uh we're gonna draw a 

dinosaur Joshua let's draw let's draw a [ __ ]

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dinosaur okay uh I think it say in two let's 

draw dinosaurs my color will be green Joshua

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I don't know if you want to make your color 

different or if you had a preference I'm sorry

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I'm going to go with a do they have purple can 

I go a purple dinosaur just click somewhere on

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little oh yeah barl uh super cool over here right 

so can I just start drawing oh look at your I go

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from the tail up baby we're g go this way mine 

is not green which is disappointing because I

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don't think I click the green button so uh 

mine is on the right oh this is going to be

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terrible oh yeah look at this look at this level 

right here baby this is a you could tell this is

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live everybody CU we did not plan this he did not 

um uh this is Sensational though um Joshua yours

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oh you deleted half of yours I don't know what you 

just did how did half of my guy go oh God how do I

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undo what I just did [ __ ] up oh Jesus dude yours 

is so much better than mine you know I got some I

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got skill you know I got skill in class dude I 

did mine so different all right I'm GNA speed

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through what I was trying to do even though it was 

it was garbage anyways okay well yeah bro this is

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like I don't know what mine is supposed to 

be holy [ __ ] oh my God whoa this is high

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level this is dude this is high level casting 

right here this is the [ __ ] right here this

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is oh my go okay oh you have to change the 

color down see so click here I mean this is

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I mean it's clearly live never used this 

program before in our lives but the fact

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that it works makes me happy that dude this is 

going to get real very soon is this is just so

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stupid don't even know what is going on 

that's [Laughter] like this is dumb oh

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this is dumb bro because if they're gonna 

if you're they're gonna call you Mr Big you

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better wear be wearing a crown I'll tell 

you that right now you better put a crown

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on that freaking head right there and you know 

what there we go beautiful just because you're

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Mr Big you can get away with just doing 

some of this stuff back out the back end

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right here you know you can you can get away 

with this you know it doesn't matter doesn't

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matter you know you just drop in a little 

bit of wording [Music] here go poof so you

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know what's happening there you go you know 

sometimes happy National draw dinosaur day

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I think I nailed that that was perfect D I'm 

going double duty dou duty bro you don't you

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don't get just one out of me you don't 

just get one you get D you get you get

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double Pico oh that's great that's that's 

everything I got there that's that's [ __ ]

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that is great all right go ahead and stop doing 

that clip that thanks for that thanks for that

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oh no yeah now you're welcome you're welcome uh 

did you have any more Joshua good job good good

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find good find was that everything for your no 

I I ended yeah yeah for holidays on uh January

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30th that's what I got I got the four I got the 

national just to just to reevaluate I got the

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national croissant day delicious that we all 

love absolutely and then we just banged out

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National draw a dinosaur day yeah number three 

was National plan for vacation so everybody

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start planning your vacations now because you 

know your boss your supervisor is going to say

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[ __ ] no they're going to deny you as quick 

as possible so plan that [ __ ] right now and

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uh fan favorite uh yodel for your neighbors very 

cool yeah two three four all right that's that's

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uh that's that's that's what I got for holidays 

and what about some days in history Joshua what

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you got for those oh you want me to hit you with 

some days in histories all right so per usual I

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do everything four or five days in advance because 

I'm such a planner not really um yeah I I I came

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across these today so don't judge me if you can 

find something better drop it in the comments

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throw a like you know maybe you got maybe you 

find something better on these days maybe it's

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your birthday and I forgot to tell you you happy 

birthday but I'm not going to tell this person

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forget this person's birthday all right I'm going 

to start with the birthday let's give let's give a

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little shout out to our boy Christian Bale Batman 

it's Christian Bale Batman happy birthday Batman

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he is turning he's turning 50 this year Christian 

Bale 50 years old I didn't know Batman was already

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50 years old damn I know Batman age I didn't 

either I I didn't know he did that's crazy you

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would think that with all the money and gadgets 

that he would just stay like 20 like Peak 20 you

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know so happy Birthday Christian Bale 50 

years old that's a big one that's a milestone

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congratulations you made it um so good news happy 

birthday uh for some other this day in history in

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1969 on this day in history The Beatles performed 

their last live game gig a 42-minute concert on

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the roof of Apple corpse headquarters in London 

England wow like like officially their last

0:19:10.000,0:19:16.000

gig like they all collectively decided this is 

the last show we're ever playing in our entire

0:19:16.000,0:19:25.600

lives clearly I dig super deep and and I know 

that that's the last day no I don't know that

0:19:25.600,0:19:30.680

um but this is what popped up and it said it was 

last I feel like this they're lying to us on this

0:19:30.680,0:19:37.560

one right here maybe I mean we need a better crack 

team to figure this stuff out but they're saying

0:19:37.560,0:19:42.240

makes sense apple has a lot of money you know 

this is their like think Joshua think about it

0:19:42.240,0:19:49.160

this way like if you had all the money that Apple 

has right and you were like hey xand right we're

0:19:49.160,0:19:55.520

going to give you this much money and then we're 

going to say this is your last show ever you know

0:19:55.520,0:20:02.360

like to have that be in your the band's Legacy 

but also an Apple's Legacy like it makes sense you

0:20:02.360,0:20:07.600

know yeah but I I feel like they've performed

0:20:07.600,0:20:11.800

more than thought they were all 

dead so [ __ ] what do I know I

0:20:11.800,0:20:21.120

think well moving on from the Beatles I think the 

Beatles music is is pretty cool I I I don't ask

0:20:21.120,0:20:28.200

me to name any Beatles songs but I sure know that 

I do uh like a few Beetle songs I'm pretty sure

0:20:28.200,0:20:34.040

pretty sure you're pretty sure so yeah there's 

some there for my second I'm pretty I I am I look

0:20:34.040,0:20:44.440

at my Spotify we'll we'll figure that out um but 

for my second this day in history on January 30th

0:20:44.440,0:20:54.080

in 1962 us performs nuclear test at Nevada test 

site and now that I brought that up Sean how many

0:20:54.080,0:21:02.800

how many nuclear tests do you think have happened 

in Nevada since they started since they started

0:21:02.800,0:21:08.120

I'm going to say it's probably not an ungodly 

amount so I'm probably going to say like close to

0:21:08.120,0:21:18.080

50 Jesus no so these are documented 

these are above and below ground ones

0:21:18.080,0:21:22.520

that they're actually telling us about God 

okay I'm scared now they have performed

0:21:22.520,0:21:31.520

Believe It or Not nuclear tests 92 28 

test that's an ungodly amount of tests

0:21:31.520,0:21:39.640

Joshua oh do you think the aliens you think 

the aliens are going you know you start talking

0:21:39.640,0:21:45.520

about aliens and nuclear tests they uh I'm sure 

they watch those pretty pretty hard right I mean

0:21:45.520,0:21:49.360

you've seen that like I don't know if you've 

it wasn't a show or anything but it was like

0:21:49.360,0:21:56.920

a story where like there was apparently a UFO 

around like um one of the nuclear Silo bases

0:21:56.920,0:22:03.600

and like it was hovering there and like tried to 

like find a way to like turn both keys or some

0:22:03.600,0:22:08.560

[ __ ] to like start some [ __ ] [ __ ] yeah 

yeah I did hear about that one I mean I'm sure

0:22:08.560,0:22:14.880

they're watching that [ __ ] you know so 900 

though 900 that's not that's insane that's an

0:22:14.880,0:22:22.040

ungodly amount of tests and it makes me want to 

think like is everybody in Nevada okay you know

0:22:22.040,0:22:30.960

like that's a lot of radiation bro like might want 

to drink that water that's exactly what I thought

0:22:30.960,0:22:35.720

but that's not the that's not the most alarming 

I mean when I when I looked this up and again I

0:22:35.720,0:22:41.520

didn't I didn't dig too I didn't go crazy deep 

right like I just do as much research as I have

0:22:41.520,0:22:49.000

time for which is not very much um they've done 

according to the website I went to over 2,000

0:22:49.000,0:22:58.400

tests worldwide what that that number is just 

mindboggling to me like cuz it's nuclear weapons

0:22:58.400,0:23:09.520

like correct [ __ ] world ending power right 

there and you have over 2,000 tests that's [ __ ]

0:23:09.520,0:23:16.760

crazy you kind of got to think like has that 

done something to the atmosphere I'm sure if

0:23:16.760,0:23:20.400

you're going into conspiracy theories if 

you're thinking about it like do you think

0:23:20.400,0:23:27.880

that's affecting the water we drink the 

air we breathe um the animals that that

0:23:30.000,0:23:37.920

it's crazy it's kind of alarming kind of alarming 

but I I uh I'm all for science I'm not going to

0:23:37.920,0:23:44.840

say that uh that's the worst thing that we've 

probably done you know I'm sure there's some

0:23:44.840,0:23:51.000

other sticky stuff going on out there in these 

uh secret test sites but that those are the

0:23:51.000,0:23:56.720

most obvious those things are are going boom and 

have been affected by that how long do you think

0:23:56.720,0:24:01.600

until well sorry let me preference this did you 

hear that China just recently landed on the moon

0:24:01.600,0:24:07.400

again I did hear that how long do you think it

0:24:07.400,0:24:11.360

is until we start blowing up the 

moon with nuclear explosions for

0:24:11.360,0:24:21.080

science I I don't think anybody wants to blow 

up the moon I think the the uh the big push is

0:24:21.080,0:24:28.680

going to be uh the mining of the minerals that 

are that are on the moon really I think there's

0:24:28.680,0:24:34.960

Precious Precious Minerals on the moon and and 

I think that's going to be the true next Gold

0:24:34.960,0:24:40.240

Rush once every once Elon and once everybody 

kind of gets stuff going I think we're going

0:24:40.240,0:24:45.560

to be sitting up setting things up for precious 

metals uh I don't know if there's any lithium

0:24:45.560,0:24:49.160

on the moon somebody could check that if they 

want to I didn't you know was anticipating this

0:24:49.160,0:24:53.800

conversation but if there's a bunch of lithium 

on the moon oh yeah we're [ __ ] that can be

0:24:53.800,0:25:01.920

done by robots and doesn't have to be done uh 

uh maliciously in some of these countries I I

0:25:01.920,0:25:08.840

do believe the moon is going to be harvested and 

we could we could we could ultimately destroy

0:25:08.840,0:25:15.920

ourselves by destroying the Moon look at us good 

old no saw that good old human civilization uh

0:25:15.920,0:25:24.160

just really destroying us at our bases [Laughter] 

here yeah I think uh but but everybody's going to

0:25:24.160,0:25:28.200

the Moon I mean it's it's low gravity you know 

it's a good launch launching point you can set

0:25:28.200,0:25:33.200

up stations up there you can get to other planets 

it's it's a good it's a good place to set up uh

0:25:33.200,0:25:39.320

shop if you want to explore the cosmos and and 

I do know that that eventually we're gonna go

0:25:39.320,0:25:43.040

there and we're going to be hanging out there 

not playing pinball or anything like that I

0:25:43.040,0:25:47.640

think actual science is going to be happening 

up there question man I mean every once in a

0:25:47.640,0:25:52.200

while you might how long do you think until we 

uh have like a Starbucks on the moon when's the

0:25:52.200,0:25:57.680

first Starbucks on the moon going to be opening 

up Joshua you think In Our Lifetime or after us

0:26:00.600,0:26:03.760

I I don't think Starbucks has the pull 

but I think Amazon will be delivering

0:26:03.760,0:26:08.520

packages from the Moon I think I think you 

order up some space rocks they're gonna be

0:26:08.520,0:26:13.160

showing up to your house I think 

Amazon's got it well that's [ __ ]

0:26:13.160,0:26:22.200

great yeah I I think uh I think the Moon is 

is a a habitable spot is especially you put

0:26:22.200,0:26:27.680

a bunch of walls and you you seal some stuff 

off and you're a pretty smart group of people

0:26:27.680,0:26:32.320

I think it's achievable um I haven't Googled 

the question would it be easier to set up on

0:26:32.320,0:26:37.320

mars or would it be easier to set up on the moon 

easier on the Moon closer right cuz then you can

0:26:37.320,0:26:43.720

get stuff back and forth a lot easier and it I 

mean yes there's probably less gravity on the

0:26:43.720,0:26:49.560

moon right because Mars is supposed to be more 

like our planet when it comes to like gravity so

0:26:49.560,0:26:56.720

I would I would assume that I don't know maybe 

because the distance the moon would be easier

0:26:56.720,0:27:05.360

h I don't know man I do I do have to confess 

I follow I follow somebody on Instagram and

0:27:05.360,0:27:10.040

I and even if I knew it I wouldn't say it because 

I answer I asked a question and the [ __ ] didn't

0:27:10.040,0:27:16.800

freaking respond to me so I'm not even going to 

say I'm not even to shout him out um so if they

0:27:16.800,0:27:25.000

would have answered my question maybe I Joshua 

I would have dropped a mention but I did I did

0:27:25.000,0:27:29.680

pose the question cuz this this person does have 

a pretty large following so what they do is they

0:27:29.680,0:27:34.640

set up a large telescope and they just film 

The Moon constantly and consistently and just

0:27:34.640,0:27:40.520

kind of just view the moon um and they were 

live you know how they go Instagram live like

0:27:40.520,0:27:44.600

I'm it's happening right now so so he had his 

telescope live and they were filming the moon

0:27:44.600,0:27:50.440

and and the question I posed was uh uh would you 

rather what like what's a better investment real

0:27:50.440,0:27:56.120

estate on the moon or real estate on Mars like 

what are you buying like if if you had to and

0:27:56.120,0:28:00.680

they didn't answer they they did well because 

they're they're uncivilized Joshua that's why

0:28:00.680,0:28:07.160

they didn't answer all right I will answer 

for you uh and the correct answer is the moon

0:28:07.160,0:28:15.520

du okay the moon you're going you go you okay 

so you're buying real estate if somebody hands

0:28:15.520,0:28:24.760

you a plot of land go to the mo because I can't 

justify the amount of time it would take to get

0:28:24.760,0:28:30.600

to Mars you know what I mean it takes a long 

time to get to Mars but it takes only a little

0:28:30.600,0:28:37.320

bit less time to get to the moon you know so I 

would have to say the moon would be the better

0:28:37.320,0:28:44.200

investment initially initially right because 

then after you established on the moon then

0:28:44.200,0:28:50.240

probably by that time you could get to Mars a 

lot quicker and so because Mars is bigger you

0:28:50.240,0:28:55.960

know you probably have more opportunity like more 

land that you could have purchased when you were

0:28:55.960,0:29:03.760

buying for the Moon you know so H I don't know 

I'm just going to put a Starbucks there anyway

0:29:03.760,0:29:10.400

so it doesn't matter I I don't yeah I don't I 

don't think Starbucks going there but I I think

0:29:10.400,0:29:14.480

it's a it's a frontier that we're we're going to 

explore in the next uh decade or so it's going

0:29:14.480,0:29:17.920

to be going to be quite interesting actually 

Joshua since we're on this topic still would

0:29:17.920,0:29:25.840

you right now want to go to Mars like if they 

were having one of those like a a no no return

0:29:25.840,0:29:32.800

Mission would you sign up for that to be one of 

the first people Joshua you were an adventurer

0:29:32.800,0:29:40.040

you know just saying it it's it's funny that 

you do pose that question and we're on the

0:29:40.040,0:29:46.560

topic of Space and Science and and exploration 

because there there was a time uh in the last

0:29:46.560,0:29:52.280

few years actually I because there's groups that 

you can sign up for and you can actually uh be a

0:29:52.280,0:29:56.280

part of groups that go live in like the desert and 

stuff for like six months I've seen some of that

0:29:56.280,0:30:02.960

you know there is these programs that yeah and uh 

having watched enough of these documentaries and

0:30:02.960,0:30:09.800

having watched enough scientists who've who've uh 

talked about what your life would be like living

0:30:09.800,0:30:17.520

on Mars and the in the current technological like 

the phases we'd be in right now I would not go to

0:30:17.520,0:30:24.360

Mars because it would be miserable right as you 

know if if they put a Dave and Busters on there

0:30:24.360,0:30:32.400

if they put you know a chuckecheese can I get 

my porn to work I'm going to Mars I I I want I

0:30:32.400,0:30:39.600

want to be able to R redeem some tickets from 

Chuck-E-Cheese on Mars uh yeah like that free

0:30:39.600,0:30:44.000

pizza from dominoes you know be there in seven 

months you know like that kind of [ __ ] that

0:30:44.000,0:30:48.480

9 you know you can get that 911 Domino's Pizza 

is it Domino's that does that or that pizza who

0:30:48.480,0:30:53.600

does the 911 [ __ ] Domino yeah like you're on 

your app on your phone you're like [ __ ] send

0:30:53.600,0:31:01.520

this [ __ ] to Mars get this [ __ ] here you know 

you redeem it uh yeah I I'm not I'm not going up

0:31:01.520,0:31:10.200

there unless like I work in toilets um it's like a 

third world country sunscreen actually works yeah

0:31:10.200,0:31:19.160

like going going tomor it's it's it's great if 

you NE if if your life is not so fun here on

0:31:19.160,0:31:25.600

Earth and I'm talking like really bad like you 

got nothing no family you live in a cave like

0:31:25.600,0:31:31.440

you're just you're all alone in life but you're 

really smart like say you're [ __ ] you're a

0:31:31.440,0:31:38.480

[ __ ] genius [ __ ] Liv and they go you know 

what you're so goddamn smart yeah well maybe

0:31:38.480,0:31:42.120

but maybe you are because that's where the 

resources are like think about it there's a

0:31:42.120,0:31:47.880

reason why you're smart ass is living in that 

[ __ ] cave right so if you got nothing going

0:31:47.880,0:31:53.760

on and you and civilization has no more to 

give to you like you figured it out and you

0:31:53.760,0:31:57.160

want to start something new you want to you 

want to be a Johnny apple seed and you know

0:31:57.160,0:32:03.560

shoot your load all over the [ __ ] Martian 

surface you know hey what does my load do on

0:32:03.560,0:32:09.480

the [ __ ] surface your little sperm [ __ ] float 

and become aliens and [ __ ] like there some sperm

0:32:09.480,0:32:16.840

on this rock this rock rock yeah like what do 

you think those robots are doing up there you

0:32:16.840,0:32:20.560

know those robots are dropping jizz on rocks 

and [ __ ] like what do these little sperms

0:32:20.560,0:32:26.240

do and zero gravity you know like how do you 

how do you how do you pollinate anything you

0:32:26.240,0:32:30.560

got to drop your seeds somewhere right so if 

you're if you're a genius and you're why not

0:32:30.560,0:32:37.120

drop your seat up there just take off um but I 

I I love this planet I love the Dolphins I love

0:32:37.120,0:32:47.640

fish like the one animal that you can have mud I 

don't have to wear a suit you love the Dolphins

0:32:47.640,0:32:51.280

yeah yeah I want to rub a jellyfish on myself 

you know like I want to do some [ __ ] I here on

0:32:51.280,0:32:55.160

this planet I'm not done yet there's some [ __ ] I 

haven't seen yet you know I haven't seen a giraffe

0:32:55.160,0:33:02.520

you know Licor Rhino you know some [ __ ] I don't 

know dude like I don't know like some [ __ ] I

0:33:02.520,0:33:09.240

want to see haven't seen it yet I mean I feel 

you I get it I probably stay here yeah I'm I'm

0:33:09.240,0:33:14.320

uh yeah I'm I'm sticking around 

I'm sticking around Sean because

0:33:14.320,0:33:17.720

if I went to Mars you know the the 

there'd be an extreme delay in this

0:33:17.720,0:33:22.520

conversation so it truly would be 

a sorry for the delay it really

0:33:22.520,0:33:32.240

would oh that's great but I just want to imine 

imagine joshu wait before we get away from space

0:33:32.240,0:33:38.160

I want to imagine though Joshua going there 

right going to Mars and then having to have

0:33:38.160,0:33:45.640

a conversation with NASA because I'm using too 

much of the Wi-Fi for porn like that would be

0:33:45.640,0:33:53.680

that would be very fun uh another conversation 

with you Sean know I don't I I think you'd have

0:33:53.680,0:34:01.600

to go back to magazines dude I don't think feed 

would be yeah you'd have to be pulling out the

0:34:01.600,0:34:08.800

centerfolds as Hugh Hefner designed it to and jerk 

all over the freaking centerfold you know you have

0:34:08.800,0:34:13.960

to pull the Staples from the magazine because 

now everything's completely fused together and

0:34:13.960,0:34:17.320

then you would probably I mean you wouldn't be 

going alone because it' be like a waste of money

0:34:17.320,0:34:22.000

to send one person so you probably have like a 

group of you right and if you're the only one

0:34:22.000,0:34:30.880

over here jerk enough to analog porn that's just 

like well there goes Sean on his third hike of

0:34:30.880,0:34:37.800

the day and you okay let's let's let's let's go 

deeper this this Mia might have to cut this out

0:34:37.800,0:34:43.240

she just may have to cut this out total blip you 

know a whole lot of beeping going on in this but

0:34:43.240,0:34:50.560

you know are the first PR people they're sending 

to another world are they going to be uh there's

0:34:50.560,0:34:56.040

so many different sexualities but you know I'll 

just narrow down are you going to be straight are

0:34:56.040,0:35:01.320

you going to be you you know buy friendly are 

you going to be you know what are you going to

0:35:01.320,0:35:09.160

be what are you going to be open to because uh 

uh statistically if if you're okay with both um

0:35:09.160,0:35:14.760

Sexes you're probably gonna have a better time 

true just throwing it out there you might have a

0:35:14.760,0:35:22.600

better time because you're not stuck with the one 

the one you know you only got one option you know

0:35:22.600,0:35:27.360

what I mean so if you can if you can dabble you 

know and some other stuff you might might have a

0:35:27.360,0:35:31.120

happier time for sure but you got to go you got to 

realize what we're going up there for we're going

0:35:31.120,0:35:37.360

up there for science Joshua and for science we're 

going up there just to breed exactly you know so

0:35:37.360,0:35:46.800

unfortunately in the name of science I think it 

would be just breeding capability right so like

0:35:46.800,0:35:55.480

if you you know if your parts make other baby 

parts then I think you're set doesn't mean you

0:35:55.480,0:36:04.240

still can't have fun though so okay yeah I I you 

know I I'm I'm kind of the likeminded of they're

0:36:04.240,0:36:10.640

going to send somebody up there that obviously is 

uh well-versed in in literature and and Science

0:36:10.640,0:36:14.920

and everything else but he I think he kind of got 

to turn the dial and have a little bit of a wild

0:36:14.920,0:36:22.280

side you know otherwise it's gonna get slow it's 

gonna get cold you're going to be sleeping on your

0:36:22.280,0:36:30.560

thumb for excitement you know like it's just it's 

got to be different it's got to be good got you

0:36:30.560,0:36:36.440

know you got to mix it up all right move us on 

what do you got what's next yeah I I uh for my

0:36:36.440,0:36:40.360

next one how far did we even get I don't even 

know what the last one we left off on oh is uh

0:36:40.360,0:36:49.680

nuclear bombs right Dr right it's what led us to 

going to other planets and exploring each other's

0:36:49.680,0:36:56.920

bodies Parts um all right let me drop one more 

for you now that we've gotten this far let me

0:36:56.920,0:37:01.000

bring you back to sports because I know we're 

in the season of sports you got the uh Super

0:37:01.000,0:37:11.240

Bowl coming and all the fun stuff coming up and um 

I'm gonna drop a Sports One on you so in 1958 MLB

0:37:11.240,0:37:21.400

commissioner Ford Frick announces that players and 

coaches rather than fans will vote on selections

0:37:21.400,0:37:28.560

for the allstar game but but before I go to the 

next part how do you feel about that how do you

0:37:28.560,0:37:36.760

feel about coaches um and players voting on the 

people that get into the allar game do you think

0:37:36.760,0:37:42.680

that's fair love so much more than than media like 

how it is in the NBA where it's like reporters and

0:37:42.680,0:37:51.400

stuff I think it's reporters and I think players 

or some [ __ ] like that it's stupid no the NBA

0:37:51.400,0:37:58.120

is stupid but I like the fact that coaches and 

players in that one get get a say and who is so

0:37:58.120,0:38:05.680

that's really cool okay so you you would have 

voted for that that type of voting you'd have

0:38:05.680,0:38:16.480

been for that okay because sorry Sean the vote 

returns to fans in 197 that's [ __ ] dumb sorry

0:38:16.480,0:38:25.560

people are stupid bro people are stupid like they 

that's dumb no wonder it's a [ __ ] boring sport

0:38:25.560,0:38:30.960

now it all makes sense you don't like it you 

don't you don't like the fan you don't like the

0:38:30.960,0:38:36.880

fact see okay I I'm a difference of opinion on 

this one reason this is because I think there's

0:38:36.880,0:38:44.160

maybe I'm understanding it wrong explain it to me 

again they're voting for um Hall of Fame is that

0:38:44.160,0:38:50.600

what you said All-Star Game oh the all-star game 

all-star game sorry if I said Hall of allstar game

0:38:50.600,0:38:55.640

I think I just misheard okay so that makes more 

sense than it's the same way that they do it in

0:38:55.640,0:39:03.920

the NBA like the fans vote for the L star yeah 

it makes more sense yes thank you Joshua yeah

0:39:03.920,0:39:09.000

I thought we had a difference of opinion but I 

just I think I just misheard that's my fault sorry

0:39:09.000,0:39:20.040

everybody C can I take a pause real quick I 

need to fix my uh everybody because nobody

0:39:20.040,0:39:26.720

wants to look at an HTMI [ __ ] plugin 

in the background not Jesus Christ fix

0:39:26.720,0:39:31.240

sexy little man look at that look at him 

over there just fixing that that'll be so

0:39:31.240,0:39:36.160

cute oh just want to give him a bunch of all 

right tell tell us something fun Sean tell

0:39:36.160,0:39:40.000

something why I disappear into the to the the 

abyss real quick um while Joshua disappears

0:39:40.000,0:39:45.800

into the abyss uh I was telling the people 

about our Valentine miss everything Sean

0:39:45.800,0:39:50.200

said telling people about the Valentine's 

episode and how it's going to be a fun one

0:39:50.200,0:39:57.840

so oh yeah we got that what's that uh two 

more we got we got a couple more to come

0:39:57.840,0:40:02.640

out and we're gonna dim the lights 

down it's GNA be it's a celebratory

0:40:02.640,0:40:08.520

one because you know what is it you 

said every five has to be a A or 10

0:40:08.520,0:40:15.120

whatever I don't remember they're like 

birthdays you know you know like what

0:40:15.120,0:40:18.480

what do what do parents celebrate when 

they come to birthdays is every birthday

0:40:18.480,0:40:21.240

important or do you just tell your kid you 

know what wait till you're five and you'll

0:40:21.240,0:40:26.920

get something better than when you were 

two sure you know like like this there's

0:40:26.920,0:40:33.360

Milestones to be met and everybody involved 

in this is is there's Milestones that you

0:40:33.360,0:40:39.080

also will be a part of as these things happen 

so you may be wearing diapers right now but

0:40:39.080,0:40:42.280

uh we're gonna you're gonna get involved 

real soon I'm still wearing diapers I love

0:40:42.280,0:40:54.040

it but okay so what I was saying I did you 

finish did you finish your thing uh your point

0:40:54.040,0:40:59.840

to what side of the coin you would have been 

on yeah as far as do you side with the coaches

0:40:59.840,0:41:04.080

and the players or do you side with the fans 

when it comes to voting you know what I'm as

0:41:04.080,0:41:09.040

I thought about it as you were doing your thing 

over here uh I kind of side with myself on what

0:41:09.040,0:41:16.440

I said first I like the idea of the coaches and 

the players voting for the allstars rather than

0:41:16.440,0:41:23.760

the fans because I stand by my statement fans 

are stupid people are stupid so I stand by that

0:41:23.760,0:41:28.800

statement now like as the more I thought about 

it I was it makes more sense cuz like if you're

0:41:28.800,0:41:33.360

if you're a coach right and you want to show 

like the biggest Accolade that you can for a

0:41:33.360,0:41:38.240

player without like like a player on the other 

team the opposing team like why not throw them

0:41:38.240,0:41:43.720

like an All-Star vote you know like hey uh 

Joshua you know like I know you don't play

0:41:43.720,0:41:50.360

on our team but hey I'm voting for you you know 

to be this Allstar for this year good job buddy

0:41:50.360,0:41:56.240

you know that's like that's cool instead 

of a fan being like oh he's my team he wins

0:41:56.840,0:42:05.280

so so you're you're kind of seeing 

it as a fan could be more biased

0:42:05.280,0:42:08.200

than coaches or players yeah 

that's what I'm seeing it as

0:42:08.200,0:42:18.680

yeah see because I I I think and this is just me 

knowing or like thinking sometimes the way I do

0:42:18.680,0:42:27.800

okay because people are incentivized incentivized 

by money and bonuses and I think players do get

0:42:27.800,0:42:32.760

bonuses and I think they do get uh sure incentives 

if they make it to the allar game right it's

0:42:32.760,0:42:42.760

written to their contract yeah so if if you're 

a coach and and everybody knows every sport has

0:42:42.760,0:42:52.280

their uh their internal voting or or their Insider 

voting or whatever like uh I I I think I think if

0:42:52.280,0:42:57.280

you leave it to the coaches and players people 

could be getting like kickbacks I it's probably

0:42:57.280,0:43:02.800

already like that now you vote for vote for me you 

know like like all sports are [ __ ] rigged bro

0:43:02.800,0:43:09.200

you know so it's probably like that already now 

and there's like you just don't hear it you know

0:43:09.200,0:43:17.800

so if you if you had a claw in there that was like 

you can vote for anybody not on your team like I

0:43:17.800,0:43:24.800

think that would you know solve a lot of problems 

but the same time like you have phones you guys

0:43:24.800,0:43:30.920

see each other at least three times like in your 

season you know you can probably still help your

0:43:30.920,0:43:37.280

friend out on another team you know but still 

it's all [ __ ] rigged it's all rigged Sports

0:43:37.280,0:43:47.680

is a lie okay yeah yeah I and we're gonna I mean 

talking about sports you know it's a good a good

0:43:47.680,0:43:53.400

uh good month for that you know Super Bowl's on 

its way we're not going to make a prediction on

0:43:53.400,0:43:58.840

on this one next one uh who who we think is is 

going to get there that's that's that's coming

0:43:58.840,0:44:04.560

up and and if anybody's going to be putting any 

money on it I'm I'm curious to know if anybody's

0:44:04.560,0:44:09.520

dropping their paycheck if anybody's you know what 

you're going to do what you're willing to risk for

0:44:09.520,0:44:14.320

the team that you say you love what you willing 

to risk great topic Joshua spoilers for next

0:44:14.320,0:44:21.360

week yeah yeah what are you what are you 

putting on the line uh for your team you

0:44:21.360,0:44:27.480

going to burn a jersey what are you going to 

do get a tattooed to my forarm baby but yeah

0:44:27.480,0:44:33.440

so I I'm going with just just to kill it 

just to just just to to call the division

0:44:33.440,0:44:38.560

or whatever you want to call it I'm I like 

that the fans get to vote instead of the

0:44:38.560,0:44:42.960

players and coaches I'm that's that's 

the vote I'm casting all right if I'm

0:44:42.960,0:44:48.720

deciding I mean that's the way we're doing 

it now so if it's not broken don't fix it I

0:44:48.720,0:44:59.800

guess yeah um but yeah but but I do have 

an interesting topic because we've hit a

0:44:59.800,0:45:07.640

new year sure I I find it interesting anyways 

like just just because all the videos you see

0:45:07.640,0:45:17.440

on social media and all this wild [ __ ] that's 

constantly going on I I am curious about Trends

0:45:17.440,0:45:25.360

and what's popular and what would drive somebody 

to I'll start with my first one when it comes to

0:45:25.360,0:45:31.520

to and the question is to you Sean is this would 

this be I got I got a number of them would this

0:45:31.520,0:45:40.400

be considered a trend or would this be considered 

a value so I'm calling this trend versus values

0:45:40.400,0:45:48.320

okay this is my little my little take on Trend 

versus values my first one and I want to hear

0:45:48.320,0:45:56.480

your feedback my first one for my Trends versus 

values is Stanley Cups Stanley what are your

0:45:56.480,0:46:06.400

thoughts on Stanley Cups um I recently watched 

a YouTube video where this guy does reviews on

0:46:06.400,0:46:14.520

like tools and like Hardware stuff right and 

one of the reviews that he did was cups right

0:46:14.520,0:46:22.040

so like the Stanley Cups the brewmate cups and 

stuff like that um Stanley Cups were not bad in

0:46:22.040,0:46:29.880

terms of durability and stuff like that but it's 

a trend I'm going a trend not a value because

0:46:29.880,0:46:39.200

the Stanley Cup in that video was beaten by a 

Chinese company $111 cup so it's a trend not a

0:46:39.200,0:46:50.080

value so you're giving it the trend not value 

for Stanley Cups I'm gonna have to agree with

0:46:50.080,0:46:58.160

you because I think I'm sorry if I offend 

anybody that that loves [ __ ] stomping on

0:46:58.160,0:47:03.200

somebody's face because they want that Stanley 

Cup in Target or they want to just beat somebody

0:47:03.200,0:47:09.840

up or they want to [ __ ] I'm completely 

sorry if you've lost a loved one to [ __ ]

0:47:09.840,0:47:16.960

battling for a [ __ ] Stanley Cup because I'm 

I'm honestly gonna say this no Stanley Cup is

0:47:16.960,0:47:24.920

worth punching somebody in the face all uh 

ruining a relationship or spending the last

0:47:24.920,0:47:29.520

[ __ ] $10 $30 whatever it is to buy one I 

don't even know because I think they're kind

0:47:29.520,0:47:38.880

of ridiculous um they're not worth your money or 

your time so I agree with you Sean Stanley Cups

0:47:38.880,0:47:50.000

a big thumbs down um that is a trend for me 

not a value nice what else you got okay let's

0:47:50.000,0:47:58.320

keep going my number two I got there a theme 

here what do you think think about Starbucks

0:47:58.320,0:48:11.720

cups Trend or value so um I'm gonna this is a 

controversial take on this one I'm GNA put this

0:48:11.720,0:48:20.000

one in controvers over a cup over a cup I'm 

gonna say this is gonna be a value Joshua now

0:48:20.000,0:48:27.320

hear me out so holy [ __ ] I'm I'm gonna say it's 

a value but here here's my reasoning so Starbucks

0:48:27.320,0:48:39.960

cups are they they put them out right but you 

can get specific locations like cups right so

0:48:39.960,0:48:45.240

you can get one from Vegas you can get one from 

Disneyland right and I think those ones hold

0:48:45.240,0:48:52.200

value right the ones that they they put out like 

the black Tumblr ones or like the ones you see

0:48:52.200,0:48:56.440

people going for like those the ones with like 

the little spiky things on the side I don't know

0:48:56.440,0:49:02.560

how to describe them they'll show the picture but 

like those ones I think are the trend rather than

0:49:02.560,0:49:09.840

the value but I think overall a Starbucks cup 

is more valuable than a Stanley Cup so I say

0:49:09.840,0:49:25.600

value if okay if you compare the two I do agree 

with you I do agree that a a a Starbucks cup over

0:49:25.600,0:49:33.760

over time probably better construct you know it's 

going to last you longer it is a better it's it's

0:49:33.760,0:49:42.960

a better investment in a cup yeah I mean yes we're 

not Starbucks Advocates here you know we we're

0:49:42.960,0:49:48.360

not sponsored by them so we don't know what their 

quality of cup is I'm just saying like if you got

0:49:48.360,0:49:53.560

a if I gave you a Starbucks cup from Disneyland 

that was specifically from Disneyland and I gave

0:49:53.560,0:49:58.520

you a Stanley Cup that was a generic Stanley cup 

what would have more value to you you know what

0:49:58.520,0:50:07.280

I mean that's that's where I'm coming from with 

it mhm if that's the question I'm throwing the

0:50:07.280,0:50:14.640

Stanley Cup in the garbage and the Starbucks cup 

is in and up on my back and I'm never using it

0:50:14.640,0:50:19.320

and you know and I'm just gonna I'm gonna hold 

on to it because I'm I'm a little a bit of a

0:50:19.320,0:50:25.520

hoer when it comes to certain things like that 

so I would I would save if you got me a Disney

0:50:25.520,0:50:31.320

Starbucks cup I wouldn't use it I would put it up 

and hold on to it and cherish it because I love

0:50:31.320,0:50:42.520

that type of [ __ ] um go I have to go with it's 

still a trend though I don't think there's a lot

0:50:42.520,0:50:50.040

of value that's going to change your life unless 

you got 10,000 of these things true and they're

0:50:50.040,0:50:56.200

all different true well I mean unless you unless 

you unless you have a vault of the things like I

0:50:56.200,0:51:01.080

know some Fanatics do unless you unless you're 

committed to the cause unless you're committed

0:51:01.080,0:51:06.640

you know what I'm saying I mean I'm talking I'm 

talking you're further than balls deep I'm talking

0:51:06.640,0:51:12.840

your nuts went in with your dick like you're that 

deep into the game like it fits you made it fit

0:51:12.840,0:51:20.760

like it didn't fit but you're like I'm going in 

anyways like you made you you you readjusted the

0:51:20.760,0:51:27.880

size of that orfice like you you made it bigger 

um but I if you're if you're that deep into it

0:51:27.880,0:51:33.840

yeah it probably it probably is valuable but if 

you're just the one twoy you know like I got it

0:51:33.840,0:51:39.240

you're you're not it's it's not going to add 

you value you're not going to retire off all

0:51:39.240,0:51:46.000

the Starbucks cups that are half cracked because 

you put them in your dishwasher or you know you

0:51:46.000,0:51:50.160

had to pick up dog [ __ ] you know because you 

didn't bring a bag when you took your dog for a

0:51:50.160,0:51:56.360

walk so you put it in the cup instead you know 

like it's not you're not gonna yeah so we're

0:51:56.360,0:52:03.760

splitting here uh I'm going with I agree with 

you a trend could be value though I can see or

0:52:03.760,0:52:11.400

little asteris yeah you got another one for us 

Jos um oh I got I got a bunch give us one more

0:52:11.400,0:52:18.560

just depends on how much how deep how deep one 

more oh I I got next episode I like this I like

0:52:18.560,0:52:25.280

this trender value okay we'll do we okay I'll give 

I'll give you I'll go one more I'll go one more um

0:52:27.440,0:52:43.720

gez how about how how about Legos are Legos a 

trend or Legos a value I'm going to say value

0:52:43.720,0:52:56.520

I'm saying value because as with all things 

collectible right funkos Legos old toys there

0:52:56.520,0:53:03.480

is value to them because people still want 

them right so somebody's still out there

0:53:03.480,0:53:09.800

willing to pay money for a Lego set right 

like that Lego set you just got from your

0:53:09.800,0:53:14.080

Christmas party your up Lego set somebody's 

probably still out there willing to pay money

0:53:14.080,0:53:21.120

for that and I don't think that price will ever 

get lower you know what I mean so I say I say

0:53:21.120,0:53:29.640

value I say Legos are a value and on top top 

of that okay they bring a certain amount of

0:53:29.640,0:53:36.640

creativity right so you're now you're using 

your brain and so you're you're not only uh

0:53:36.640,0:53:44.720

having value monetarily but you're also having 

value intellectually you know so a value overall

0:53:44.720,0:54:01.400

baby okay here's my take on it oh no I'm I'm I I 

genuinely do not know if it is a trend or if it

0:54:01.400,0:54:10.120

is a value and this is what I appreciate about it 

is because I love Legos so the fact that I love it

0:54:10.120,0:54:16.480

doesn't mean that it has to have value because if 

I love something it doesn't matter if it's worth

0:54:16.480,0:54:23.600

a million dollars or if it's worth $1 because 

my my love for an item goes further than what

0:54:23.600,0:54:32.400

something costs okay so I I'm going to split it 

with the trend versus value it's cool that it's

0:54:32.400,0:54:39.680

worth something but because I love it so much and 

and the time it takes and the the creativity um I

0:54:39.680,0:54:50.120

probably would never sell it unless I I was in a 

position that I really needed to to sell that um

0:54:50.120,0:54:56.320

because I just I I I I love them they're they're 

fun they're creative they there's a craftsmanship

0:54:56.320,0:55:03.800

and there's an Artistry to Legos and I appreciate 

that and and I'm split I I just love it I mean and

0:55:03.800,0:55:10.600

uh every statement that you just made Joshua 

I can put to the Stanley Cup though you know

0:55:10.600,0:55:17.280

what I mean like somebody out there really loves 

their Stanley Cup you know what I mean like they

0:55:17.280,0:55:23.800

they love their cup they don't that they are 

willing to sacrifice their entire family and

0:55:23.800,0:55:34.920

go to prison for this cup so you know teach 

their own holy [ __ ] if you [ __ ] I'm sorry

0:55:34.920,0:55:40.440

if I'm offending you if you love your [ __ ] 

Stanley Cup more than you love your puppy you

0:55:40.440,0:55:46.240

are a piece of [ __ ] you know this is this is 

a PSA this a public announcement you're giving

0:55:46.240,0:55:55.120

up your [ __ ] dog to make love de your Stanley 

Cup you are a sick individual [ __ ] get help

0:55:55.120,0:56:01.920

you know get an intervention put that stupid 

cup down you know buy a dog I don't know man

0:56:01.920,0:56:06.600

Joshua speaking of stupid cups anything like that 

Joshua do you have any value finds for us we're

0:56:06.600,0:56:12.760

on the last like four or five minutes here what 

do you you got anything for us I don't know the

0:56:12.760,0:56:18.440

the clock dropped off the screen I don't even know 

what time it is I'm just talking all right so I'm

0:56:18.440,0:56:25.080

I'm glad we led into the the the love of things 

and the craftiness and the creativity because uh

0:56:25.080,0:56:29.760

that's what I'm gonna bring to the table right 

now and put in front of Y all so when I went up

0:56:29.760,0:56:36.160

to Seattle that was talked about a few episodes 

ago um I got this little thing right here very

0:56:36.160,0:56:44.520

cute I got this everybody th this is not a legit 

Lego uh set I mean it doesn't say Lego on it so I

0:56:44.520,0:56:52.720

don't think it's considered a Lego but man this 

little thing right here is a son of a [ __ ]

0:56:52.720,0:56:58.000

you might not be able to make it out but there's 

800 21 pieces and do you know what you know what

0:56:58.000,0:57:04.520

this looks like do you know what this looks like 

I'm gonna [ __ ] show you show us show us show

0:57:04.520,0:57:18.120

us this God damn it's bigger than I expected this 

is that's what she said that's what she said um so

0:57:18.120,0:57:25.000

this this thing is uh stands about 8 in tall it's 

very delicate everybody I really do not want toak

0:57:25.000,0:57:34.800

it it took me forever these these things right 

here are crafted very unsecure so I'm I'm really

0:57:34.800,0:57:40.840

nervous about holding it right here if it breaks 

it's not on purpose uh [ __ ] it it this right

0:57:40.840,0:57:48.960

here took me a very very very long time see the 

little cars there's little street lights um so

0:57:48.960,0:57:56.480

much detail this thing was cool but I'll tell you 

what I I if you got big hands this is not this is

0:57:56.480,0:58:02.400

not a project you want to take on Sean Sean would 

hate oh I did building that right there I did hate

0:58:02.400,0:58:10.800

it so from uh from the topic we just got off of 

Legos and and fun crafty things like if somebody

0:58:10.800,0:58:16.520

were off me $1,000 for that I'm stupid I I know 

I am I would not sell that for $1,000 that thing

0:58:16.520,0:58:23.280

is is pretty cool so that's awes that's that's 

my fun value find and I encourage everybody to

0:58:23.280,0:58:29.960

to buy little things did great though looks looks 

amazing um I should have recommended that as you

0:58:29.960,0:58:34.920

were doing it you super glued it so that way it 

would hold itself you know and you didn't have to

0:58:34.920,0:58:43.120

worry about it but I mean now that you made it so 

oh well it looks great I'm super nervous that it's

0:58:43.120,0:58:47.840

going to fall apart like when I Was preparing I 

was like holy [ __ ] cuz those the the the towers

0:58:47.840,0:58:53.960

that kind of go up like this they they don't lock 

in the place they kind of just hover over the

0:58:53.960,0:59:00.480

little the little Lego parts that's great so it's 

it's a sensitive it's a sensitive build awes it's

0:59:00.480,0:59:09.240

a sensitive build and uh 821 mini pieces micro 

pieces are every bit of that number and they're it

0:59:09.240,0:59:15.800

is it is a tough build Jesus it's a tough build 

awesome Joshua let's end on a on a fortune uh

0:59:15.800,0:59:21.880

while you grab the fortune and stuff and get ready 

for that uh I want to show something for next week

0:59:21.880,0:59:27.440

because I won't get it I won't have enough 

time this week but um I have a box here that

0:59:27.440,0:59:37.200

I'll get if you want to grab the cookie Joshua 

so the cookie has been grabbed the fortune is

0:59:37.200,0:59:49.240

inside that box Jos it's a box everyone so that 

box is full of funkos all right and we ordered all

0:59:49.240,0:59:56.400

these funkos on a sale okay I don't remember what 

funkos we ordered anymore because my short-term

0:59:56.400,1:00:03.680

memory is kind of so starting next week I will 

be pulling one randomly from this box and we

1:00:03.680,1:00:10.840

will together find out what we ordered um so just 

a little spoiler on that one that's next next week

1:00:10.840,1:00:19.000

though but uh Joshua give us a fortune let's end 

this episode that's cool all right everybody as we

1:00:19.000,1:00:26.640

do in every episode except for maybe one I think 

I think there was one we missed it yeah where we

1:00:26.640,1:00:31.200

missed where we missed we'd have to Circle back 

and find out which one that is um we're gonna

1:00:31.200,1:00:36.160

we're going to drop a fortune for you all the last 

one was a little lackluster smile something about

1:00:36.160,1:00:41.680

like smile and then smile this smile that you know 

go check it out it wasn't that great the numbers

1:00:41.680,1:00:45.960

could have won you something if you check those 

numbers out but uh the fortune itself probably

1:00:45.960,1:00:53.560

isn't going to isn't going to motivate you much uh 

let's get into this cookie here all right you know

1:00:53.560,1:00:56.920

every time I have to crack this cookie I got to 

come in here with a vacuum just to let everybody

1:00:56.920,1:01:04.720

know like this this isn't something I know you ha 

that's why we keep doing it I do I do hate it come

1:01:04.720,1:01:09.200

up with a better system here all right let's crack 

this cookie let's get it going everybody here we

1:01:09.200,1:01:22.640

go let's get into here all right all right so your 

fortune on this January 30th of 2024 [Music] is

1:01:22.640,1:01:32.920

you will get a great deal on a major purchase hey 

that's a that's that's actually a fortune Sean

1:01:32.920,1:01:39.520

Sean I'm not making any major purchases Sean's 

got a box everybody Sean's he's got a brown box

1:01:39.520,1:01:43.560

everybody we're gonna we're gonna see we're gonna 

see I'm gonna read it one more time because this

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doesn't just apply to Sean with his brown box of 

goodies over there this applies to all of us you

1:01:51.520,1:01:59.440

will get a great deal deal on a major purchase 

everybody that is your fortune for January

1:01:59.440,1:02:06.440

30th 2024 I love it all right Joshua you know 

what time it is let's hit them with them lucky

1:02:06.440,1:02:15.920

numbers some lucky numbers for y'all on this 

January 30th we're going to hit you with lucky

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numbers one 43 18 16 17 and 24 I think I lost 

track of them can you repeat them one more time

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Joshua one more time as as we always do because 

because you could miss a number and then you're

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like damn it you know I could have won that so 

one more time for this January 30th 2024 your

1:02:44.880,1:02:58.000

lucky numbers are 1 43 18 16 17 and 27 it's 

go everybody nice well there you go with that

1:02:58.000,1:03:04.680

thank you guys for listening thank you for 

watching we appreciate you um stick around

1:03:04.680,1:03:08.840

next week for that secret box it's going 

to be awesome and then stick around two

1:03:08.840,1:03:14.080

weeks after that for the Valentine's Day episode 

that's going to be a fun one uh I don't think I

1:03:14.080,1:03:18.600

have anything else to say other than I love 

you guys um Joshua what do you got left to

1:03:18.600,1:03:27.720

say I I just want to Echo that same thing I 

love everybody um I appreciate everybody for

1:03:27.720,1:03:36.480

for being here and uh let's let's continue 

to to make this 2024 a good one or a great

1:03:36.480,1:03:44.000

one and uh it's never too late to try 

something new so let's uh let's let's

1:03:44.000,1:03:49.800

keep going guys let's keep evolving let's 

let's let's yeah let's grow together thank

1:03:49.800,1:03:54.280

you for everybody thank you there we 

go everybody see you next week [Music]


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