Sorry For The Delay | EP.20 | Wine, Wingmen & World Records
-WHAT’S IN OUR CUP-
Sean: Josh Family Reserve Cabernet Sauvignon (Bourbon Barrel Aged)
Joshua: Josh Cabernet Sauvignon (Opened), Second Bottle (Unopened, Name Not Mentioned)
-CHAPTERS-
00:00 Cold Open, Mia Intro & Valentine’s Vibes
00:36 Hosts Check-In & Holiday Edition Setup
02:06 What’s In Our Cup: “Josh” Wine Taste Test
08:18 Cheers, Tasting Notes & First Impressions
08:34 Calendar Check: 322 Days Left & Motivation
10:14 Mini-Holiday Run: Galentine’s, Wingman Day & Get A Different Name
13:39 Mardi Gras Talk & Travel Dreams
16:16 Guinness Record: World’s Largest Chocolate Heart
19:44 Call To Action: Stack Those Eggs (4 Is The Record… Can You Do 5?)
23:26 Valentine Traditions: Cadbury Boxes & Why “X” Means A Kiss
27:35 Look Up: Jupiter Below The Moon
40:28 Zodiac Compatibility: Are Leo & Scorpio Doomed?
47:26 Am I The A**hole: Parents Skipping A Wedding
54:11 Fun Finds: Spider-Punk Figure & Mystery Funko Box Pull
1:01:07 Fortune Cookie & Lucky Numbers
1:05:11 Wrap-Up, Shoutouts & Valentine’s Farewell
-SOUND BITES-
• “Nope, still tastes like Josh.” — Joshua’s third sip verdict on the Cabernet.
• “These aren’t beauty marks, those are sleep-deprived eyes.” — Joshua on his on-camera look.
• “Say it like you’re French, buddy.” — Sean coaching Joshua through the wine label.
• “I’m getting a lot of butter… dried cherries… slight caramel notes.” — Sean’s tasting notes on the bourbon-barrel Cab.
• “If I see you failing, I’m going to find someone for you.” — Sean on elite wingman duties.
• “Be careful who you pick as a wingman… if they’re better looking than you, good luck.” — Joshua with the cautionary PSA.
• “This face? I’ve got a face for radio.” — Sean roasting himself mid-segment.
• “Are people lining up and cutting chunks off this thing?” — Joshua on the giant chocolate heart.
• “Stack these eggs… and you tell me how many you can stack tall.” — Joshua issuing the Guinness challenge.
• “Planets are [__] real.” — Joshua, clarifying astronomy for the romantics.
• “We are not compatible.” — Joshua reading the Leo–Scorpio fate.
• “Why don’t you watch it grow?” — Joshua’s case for flower seeds over bouquets.
• “You were like, ‘You’re going to grow your own now.’” — Sean reacting to the seed strategy.
• “Practice an attitude of gratitude.” — The fortune, as read on air.
• “Let’s get some money this year in 2024.” — Joshua after dropping the lucky numbers.
-FORTUNE & FINDS-
Fortune: Practice an attitude of gratitude.
Lucky Numbers: 41, 25, 27, 52, 11, 24
Fun Finds / Value Finds:
Sean: Toucan Sam Classic Edition Funko (Funko exclusive pulled from the mystery box; cereal nostalgia with display-worthy beak.)
Joshua: Spider-Punk Figure (Target pickup; retail under $30, reselling around $60, but it’s a keeper.)
(Artwork Shoutout: None This Episode)
Transcript
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welcome to sorry for the delay I'm your editor
Mia in this week's episode it's Valentine's Day
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the boys ask if they are the [ __ ] we put out
a call to action by asking can you stack five
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eggs on top of each other for a world record
and Joshua has the perfect Valentine's gift
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enjoy the [Music] show I completely forgot what I
say in the beginning of this um got it got it got
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it got it got it figured it out hello everyone
welcome to sorry for the delay holiday edition
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we are your hosts my name is Sean this is Joshua
Joshua how you doing today buddy I'm doing great
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Sean I did not work today so this is a casual
holiday day off um so I'm feeling good I'm I
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slept in today I was up until what 4:00 in the
morning last night so see the little bags under
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my eyes these these these aren't beauty marks
those are are sleep deprived eyes that you were
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looking at on screen but other than that I'm
good I'm I'm you know I'm here with you I'm
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here with everybody watching um yeah excited
this is good I'm happy wonderful so this is the
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Valentine's Day episode because it is Valentine's
Day uh literally tomorrow um so the people want
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to know Joshua did you accept my Valentine well
uh I didn't get anything in the so I don't know
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where you sent the Valentine to but uh the fact
that we are here on this day together I I didn't
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reject you um yeah so I I guess you could say in
in some form I did accept your Valentine yes I
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did Sean wonderful thank you thank you Joshua and
because of that you know uh the mood is right you
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know the lights are lowered uh we're feeling it
right now we're doing good um we decided to both
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get a a wine uh to drink on this episode um I
don't know whose idea it was but uh we ended up
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going with a brand of wine called Josh uh for our
boy Joshua uh Joshua would you like to show your
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bottle of Joshua wine uh again not sponsored let's
let's make that real real clear not sponsored but
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we thought it was funny yeah so I I went out
and got a couple I got two bottles I'm going
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to show them both to you one of them is opened
mysterious man the other one we we are probably
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going to save for another episode down the road
so the one that I ended up getting from I went
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to my local BevMo which has a wonderful supply of
Wines and Liquors and everything else you want to
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um drink I went ahead and went with this bottle
of Josh right here this is a uh what is it a uh
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Cabernet help me Sean here saon BL sa there we
go saon from Lo say like you're French buddy I'm
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hardly French um don't even know how to french
kiss I didn't even learned that either um but
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I haven't even poured mine yet uh I don't know if
Sean has poured his so I will pour mine everybody
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so I don't know what this tastes like this is
going to be a genuine taste test um perfect
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yeah so Joshua while you do that you can go ahead
and pour yours I will show the people what I got
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so unfortunately I couldn't find the same bottle
of wine that Joshua got so I had to step it up a
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little bit uh I did get a bottle of Josh but I got
a family reserve bottle that is aged in Bourbon
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barrels another Cabernet savan blong right there
o aged in Bourbon barrels I've let this open I've
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let this uh breathe as the connoisseurs will say
uh this has been sitting for about 3 hours and
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I have just poured mine off screen earlier so
this is the first time I'm tasting this one as
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well so Joshua as somebody who does not know or
give tasting notes on things please let's I want
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to hear your first take on this bottle of wine
and then we'll get into all of the other stuff
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that we do in these episodes okay so I think
I think I've been to nap but once twice and I
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know there's a process here when you drink wine
some of you listening probably know the process
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and all that but I I kind of I think it takes you
got to take at least three sips before the pallet
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actually warms up and opens up to the to the true
flavors of the uh the wine here so let me have
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my first sip which is usually the the the worst
tasting one of all wines I think is what they say
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um stra the Sip you're not even going to smell
it Joshua you're not even going to get the the
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bouquet the aroma now he's going straight in for
the Sip he's a Savage okay there's one there's one
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okay okay there's two it tastes exactly the same
as the first sip nothing changed all right um so
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by the third one they say by the third one
you get the true personality of the wine so
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we're going to find that out see if it says
something different to me after the third one
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nope still tastes like Josh um exactly the same
as the first two it's actually really good though
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uh what does it taste like Joshua describe it
to me give me some tasting notes come on I'm
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the worst person to describe wine and so I'm I I
would have to read the bottle cuz to me it just
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tastes like a bunch of red a bunch of grape um
but but it's good it it is good I I've had I've
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had a number of wines and that actually is pretty
good it's smooth um It Coats the tongue well uh
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okay yeah yeah you could pair that get any like
a any spicy finish on the back end like does it
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does it burn a little bit no no it's for me it's
totally smooth everything about it is it's silky
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it's smooth uh there's there's nothing there
there was nothing bitter to be said about that
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that this bottle right here that I just had um
I I wish I I was better at describing flavors
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kind of like you you're really good thing what
did um what did that run you Joshua what what
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was the price range on that one oh gosh what
did this run me I think this was just under
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20 bucks it's like maybe 16 bucks yeah so an
under 20 quality wine um I I do recommend it
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that's awesome no that's great that's exactly
what my bottle ran me about 1999 excuse me so
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we're in the same boat um but I I will give
better tasting notes than you if that's okay
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yeah you will you absolutely will but before
that josua cheers buddy Happy Valentine's Day
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cheers I love you happy Valentine's Day Happy
Valentine's Day to all of you as well even if
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you're single and ready to mingle call one of us
we we'll help you out no don't call don't call us
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D all right well off of first SI Joshua let me uh
I'm getting a lot of butter I'm getting a lot of
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dried cherries um there is slight caramel notes
and I think that is from the bourbon barrels that
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they were aged in and this is aged for like I
think it said like 18 months 10 months but on
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the back and usually with um some of the red
wines you get more of like a pepper note and
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that means like a little bit of spice a little
bit of heat this one you don't get that you just
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get caramel and just like sweetness which is
really weird to say out loud unless you really
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know what you're talking about so that's what I'm
getting so that's what we're drinking so let's get
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on with the episode Joshua what do you got with
some uh this day's Mysteries or some I don't know
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Guinness build records L on me J all right so as
we normally do we're going to get past the wine
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part of everything uh which again the the Wine's
something different and something new that we've
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introduced on this beautiful Valentine's Day um
yeah it's a little bit of a different take but
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what I do got for you as we always do how many
days left in the year we have 322 days left in
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the year Sean can you believe it what is that a
on a grade percentage is that still are we still
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a or is that now B oh buddy you got there way too
fast but believe it or not we are not in the N 90
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percentile of the year we only have 87.98 per
left so we're like a we're we're solid B then
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right is that what that breaks down to we're
like a b we're not a B+ we're like a just a b
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right yeah yeah we we are on the upper side of a
I believe it it it's It's just tough because the
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year is going by so quick it's already February
so I hope right those of you who had January
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plans you knock those out you knock those out of
the park um February we're getting through it as
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well so if you got anything going on in February
just know this month is going to go by fast too
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uh so continue to stay motivated uh the year can
only get better if it hasn't gotten better for you
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so far so let's uh let's keep pushing through
this year cuz you still got time to accomplish
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anything that that you've set out for yourself
but along with the uh the how many days left
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and the percentage you have left with this next
segment that we've introduced a while ago let's
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talk about a couple holidays because you know
we're landing on Valentine's Day so we got a
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couple for you four to be exact wait four five
four or five we we'll see how far we get the
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first one on my list for this February 13th is
go figure galentine's day Sean do you know what
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galentine's day is I do know what galentine's day
is it would be what we would celebrate if we were
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ladies that's that's a I mean do you do you
I mean have do identify as a I mean is that
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sticky uh but yeah no yeah Valentine's Day you
are correct it is G it's for the ladies to to
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celebrate and and uh you know good friend yours
so that's my one of my holidays the next holiday
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is National wingman day ah Joshua very familiar
with this day I I not GNA toot my own horn here
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but incredible incredible wingman just saying
I was going to ask you you know Sean have you
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ever been a successful wingman because wingman
you know they can go two directions they can go
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the way of you're really good at it or just
they make it totally worse exactly kind wing
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and I I am the best kind of wingman because
if I see you failing over there I'm going to
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find someone for you you may not like it but I'm
going to find somebody for you and you're going
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to feel all the feels or you piss me off that
night and I'm just going to [ __ ] you over for
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the rest of the night that that's the two ways
I go buddy you know like you you don't buy me
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a drink one day I'm making sure that you don't
go home with anybody that day you know so I go
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both ways okay out of context sounds pretty
bad I like I like that every everybody does
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need a good wingman but be careful who you
who you pick as a wingman because if they're
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better looking than you you're never going to
go home with somebody you know nine times at a
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10 cuz your wingman's going to probably swoop
in on that uh see that's why I was the better
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wingman Joshua because this face no no I got
a face for radio as the people say you know
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so okay well uh if you don't trust your wingman
we got another one another holiday on this day in
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history or not day in history but on this day
get a different name day get a different name
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so wait are you saying Joshua right now I can
change my name I can be whatever I want to be
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you could you could you can you can change your
name LEL I want to be called LEL and when I did
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research on this I was kind of wondering like how
this ties into to the day before Valentine's Day
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you know wingman get a different name day is
there is there something to these holidays the
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day before Valentine's Day is like the next day
that is the next holiday you're about to announce
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like um [ __ ] travel day or like get out of
town day no but it does have to do with well
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because we do not live here but uh believe it or
not it's uh Marty gr Marty gr yeah all right well
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I don't got any beads Joshua so sorry have you
ever been to Marty gron no but it is one of the
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things that is legitimately on my like to-do list
before I die is to do Marty GR in New Orleans and
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like experience that I mean it's probably just a
bunch of drunk college kids so by that time I'll
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probably be in my 60s and like on my deathbed so
like I probably hate it but still something I want
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to do I've I've never gone either and it is on my
bucket list I I do have a a a brother that I that
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did go to Marty Gro and he said he had a he had
a blast and expect any and everything I I'm not
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going to tell you the story you know maybe someday
he will be on to tell that story himself but uh he
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had a a great time there was a few things that
happened uh when uh he went there that I'm not
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that's his story to tell it's not my story to tell
but uh yeah Marty Gro is a place to go if you want
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to let let loose a little bit but you do have to
be careful there still is rules like in Vegas you
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know everybody says anything happens in Vegas no
it doesn't some things do come home with you no
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it doesn't um you can end up jail if you get a
little too silly no matter where you're at so uh
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nice yeah good points J good point maybe maybe
we will get to go together on a trip and then
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we'll film an episode right there right then and
there josua I love it let's do go live out go live
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on Marty baby I mean we did say that we did have
a holiday recently that was like plan a vacation
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day or some [ __ ] like that right yeah yeah we
did we did maybe that was in January one out uh
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back yeah we can we can do that but uh yeah those
are those are those are my holidays everybody I
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hope one of these fits into your February 13th
maybe you're going to Marty Gro maybe you need
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a wingman uh if you're lady watching Valentine's
Day you can take advantage of some of these and if
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your boyfriend is changing his name uh think
about why he may be doing that the day right
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before Valentine's Day so keep that in mind
yep fun facts yeah Jos before you start your
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uh before you start your next one Joshua I want
to start your uh World Records or your Guinness
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World Record thing that you do uh because I have
one Joshua um this is the world record for a heart
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well it's the world's largest chocolate heart
Joshua it weighs 922 kg and is 5 m in height by
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5 m in width now we're from America we don't we
don't work in those standards we don't work in
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the metric system right so I did the math for you
Joshua This Heart weighs 2 , 32 lb and is 16 ft
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by 16 ft how do you feel about this heart Joshua
like if I could give you this heart I would this
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would be your Valentine's Day heart but that I
whenever they do these whenever whenever they do
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these things like uh with that chocolate like
that I always wonder what they're going to do
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with it afterwards so are people lining up and
cutting chunk off this thing are they exactly
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what they did is that what they did Budd bring the
town in and just chop that thing with a chainsaw
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or machete or some [ __ ] uh Joshua I want you to
guess onto where this town that was it was made
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in but I don't think you will so I'm just going
to tell you this was made in Bangkok so did they
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Ser find all that Chocolat is is chocolate do we
get do we get chocolate out of Bangkok is that
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is that an importer of chocolate like how do they
have enough chocolate chocolate yeah you know are
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they they I want to look that up is is Bangkok
one of our number one importers of chocolate cuz
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if they are then they are cheating already CU they
have the necessary ingredients chocolate they got
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all the chocolate yeah so somebody got shorted in
the United States if they're the ones giving it to
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it I think we got screwed um here I'll tell you
right now I just Googled it uh I still don't know
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I still Imports exports of chocolate are set to
rise in the coming years in 2021 Joshua Thailand's
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chocolate Imports reached 162 million up 2.8%
for previous years the country is ranked 39th in
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the world um as far as like chocolate stuff so no
they're not really but they're getting there well
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they would be doing a lot better if they didn't
[ __ ] waste it building some you know you know
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[ __ ] 12,000 lb [ __ ] thing holy [ __ ] you
know you're you're wasting your chocolate export
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that that you were sitting on a a chocolate gold
bar and you just wasted it on a world record how
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dare you how dare you 100% facts what year was it
did they say what year with that that was uh they
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did I just skipped it that's fine that's fine
I don't it like1 it was it was sometime recent
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so yeah I mean maybe they did it when you know
I think they're using old I don't I don't know
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I shouldn't ask more questions was stupid all
right you got another gu world record for me
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you got another one it's I don't Joshua because I
was hoping that you did God that was the only one
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I got but I I did look one up but I I didn't
think it was going to be re relevant until we
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started talking about it so there is a Guinness
World Record that happened on February 13th and
0:19:50.360,0:19:57.200
believe it or not this world record has to do with
eggs you know the eggs you eat for breakfast the
0:19:57.200,0:20:01.920
ones you just crack a pan you just kind of gobbl
down thinking nothing of it well there's a guy out
0:20:01.920,0:20:07.160
there that that made a world record out of this
[ __ ] somehow you know what he did you know what
0:20:07.160,0:20:13.880
he you know what he did to end up in the record
books he broke his own stupid record by stacking
0:20:13.880,0:20:17.760
oh he broke his own record yeah he broke his own
record so this this is the only guy that's got
0:20:17.760,0:20:24.760
this record so far he took he took eggs again the
ones you get the store little round oval shaped
0:20:24.760,0:20:32.160
[ __ ] eggs stacked four of them on top of each
other the pointiest top you got you got to start
0:20:32.160,0:20:38.440
at the bot you got to get the tallest part of the
egg and stack them on each other and he did this
0:20:38.440,0:20:45.960
with four eggs and ended up famous from this how
many people out there do you think can do this I
0:20:45.960,0:20:51.480
want somebody who listens to this there's not a
lot of you there's a few of you go into your go
0:20:51.480,0:20:58.560
into your refrigerator and I want you to see how
many eggs you can stack again you got to take the
0:20:58.560,0:21:04.040
tallest part you can't be laying it sideways don't
Don't cheat look the record up for yourself [ __ ]
0:21:04.040,0:21:13.000
yeah don't don't be don't be a [ __ ] you know
grab it by the grab it by the [ __ ] um don't be
0:21:13.000,0:21:22.120
a [ __ ] stack these eggs though stack them up um
and you tell me how many you can stack tall I want
0:21:22.120,0:21:28.160
to know so do you think you could do this jhua
do you think you could stack five eggs on top of
0:21:28.160,0:21:35.720
each other I after reading this guy's testimonial
and the quotes like they threw these air quotes
0:21:35.720,0:21:41.800
up you know cuz it was in text he said it was
exhausting he said he said mentally physically
0:21:41.800,0:21:49.480
he was sweating it actually turned his hair gray
I think is he was he he he said he was quoted uh
0:21:49.480,0:21:55.120
trying to achieve this I don't think I'm taking
the time to stack four eggs sorry if this is a
0:21:55.120,0:22:01.720
tangent everybody but I want somebody to try this
and let us know if you are even capable ju just
0:22:01.720,0:22:09.960
try okay how about try one get one [ __ ] egg and
stand it tall and see if you can even do that try
0:22:09.960,0:22:14.200
one do you think he cheated like do you think
maybe he used like a little bit of super glue
0:22:14.200,0:22:19.280
like put it right on the tip right on the nubbing
stick them both together when it comes to Guinness
0:22:19.280,0:22:24.160
they're pretty serious about this they they they
they uh take record seriously so somebody was
0:22:24.160,0:22:30.800
there they they saw this happen and uh but you
know I'm I'm I'm invested in this [ __ ] this
0:22:30.800,0:22:36.600
record right here cuz there's some stupid records
and I'm glad this record landed on the day we are
0:22:36.600,0:22:42.920
we're filming because somebody else has got to try
this and you tell me how hard that [ __ ] is cuz
0:22:42.920,0:22:47.160
I am not going to do it I'm eating those things
I'm not bring I want to stack five eggs you try
0:22:47.160,0:22:55.240
it yeah I want to do it I'm GNA try I'm GNA try
Joshua yeah that was my my silly fun Guinness
0:22:55.240,0:23:05.280
World Record Stacks some eggs try it let me know
how it goes I'm all for it do it so do you want
0:23:05.280,0:23:12.600
to hear a little this day in history on this no
Joshua I don't should we just pass sh about this
0:23:12.600,0:23:18.120
day in history yeah let's just move past that okay
you know why Joshua because I have something to I
0:23:18.120,0:23:26.920
have something to to bring up on this one Joshua
did you know box of chocolates right you know box
0:23:26.920,0:23:36.480
of chocolates right just yeah I met minia boxes of
chocolates minia boxes as of I my child but Joshua
0:23:36.480,0:23:42.840
you would I'm going to say this with complete
sarcasm Joshua you would never believe where
0:23:42.840,0:23:50.560
the whole giving a box of chocolates came from
would you no I would not educate me educate the
0:23:50.560,0:23:59.320
audience let us all know where this comes from so
the art of giving away a box of chocolate Joshua
0:23:59.320,0:24:09.160
was established in Great Britain by the chocolatey
manufacturer cadberry they saw an opportunity to
0:24:09.160,0:24:15.000
sell the chocolates as a part of Valentine's Day
and they took it and because they were the first
0:24:15.000,0:24:24.680
to do it in the 19th century it kind of stuck and
so now like you it Valentine's Day is synonymous
0:24:24.680,0:24:33.120
with boxes of chocolate and flowers pretty crazy
pretty crazy that uh someone wanted to make money
0:24:33.120,0:24:40.360
off this holiday of Love well I think love costs
money though doesn't it it doesn't have to but
0:24:40.360,0:24:44.520
I think you saw an opportunity he's like this
shit's costing me money anyways to be with you
0:24:44.520,0:24:54.440
I love you um but it's it's expensive so why not
capitalize let's let's figure it out true very
0:24:54.440,0:24:59.920
Mar I got one more for you Joshua one more this
is is you know when you write a letter I mean if
0:24:59.920,0:25:02.840
You' ever written a letter I mean for those in
the younger audience I don't know if you've ever
0:25:02.840,0:25:09.040
written a letter but when you send a text message
and you send the little kisses the little uh xoxos
0:25:09.040,0:25:18.280
right I'm going to tell you Joshua where the
X comes from to mean like the kisses like why
0:25:18.280,0:25:24.840
does X mean kiss are you ready for this Joshua
yes I don't think you're ready for this jelly
0:25:24.840,0:25:31.720
be I'm not I'm not ready I I don't no I I I
really don't know x x normally means it marks
0:25:31.720,0:25:37.600
the spot it could Bean something good it could
be something bad true so so the X it could who
0:25:37.600,0:25:45.320
knows I mean but I am curious why it's an X and
an O why they what is it what does it mean so
0:25:45.320,0:25:53.560
this is just the X so the idea of using a kiss to
sign off on a Valentine's also has a long history
0:25:53.560,0:26:02.440
according to the Washington Post the use of x
came to represent Christianity or the cross in
0:26:02.440,0:26:11.320
the Middle Ages but during some time the symbol
was then used as a sign off on documents after
0:26:11.320,0:26:20.400
marking with an X the writer would often kiss
the mark as a sign of their oath or as a gesture
0:26:20.400,0:26:27.800
growing among Kings and commanders to clarifi or
to certify books and letters and paperwork those
0:26:27.800,0:26:38.880
records were described as having been Sealed With
a Kiss Joshua whoa so there you go so that idea of
0:26:38.880,0:26:49.120
just like the the little hugs and kisses X's and
O's came from medieval times wow fun that that is
0:26:49.120,0:26:56.160
some good history on that so sealed with the kid
I like that I like that I like that I like that
0:26:56.160,0:27:01.520
look at me doing my research and [ __ ] [ __ ] oh
man you're not only good-looking you're smart you
0:27:01.520,0:27:08.400
can do some research my goodness I know that's why
I'm a good wingman you know wow scope the room out
0:27:08.400,0:27:15.760
right I find the saddest one for you and then I I
swoop in like a vulture the saddest I know how the
0:27:15.760,0:27:21.560
game works I know because if you're if you're at a
party and you're sad you're right like somebody's
0:27:21.560,0:27:27.520
got to go say hi to that person you're right
that's that's good good observation yeah I know
0:27:30.120,0:27:35.040
what do you got for us Joshua what do you got
on this Valentine's Day Valentine's Day okay so
0:27:35.040,0:27:41.200
Valentine's Day happens every year right just
like Christmas just like everything like like
0:27:41.200,0:27:46.920
nobody ever skips over Valentine's Day we like
Sean mentioned what in our last episode you talked
0:27:46.920,0:27:53.320
a little bit about Groundhogs Day like these these
kind of holidays we do not support it these these
0:27:53.320,0:28:02.080
holidays pop up every single year right mhm
but how many of us are actually celebrating
0:28:02.080,0:28:07.840
Valentine's Day are are we do we see this as
a day to get together with somebody we love do
0:28:07.840,0:28:15.680
we um do we just see it as another thing that you
know that happens like what what does Valentine's
0:28:15.680,0:28:26.000
Day mean to most of us uh I I still question my
Valentine's Day um commitment not that I don't
0:28:26.000,0:28:31.440
not that I don't appreciate the person I love but
I've said it before I don't think days necessarily
0:28:31.440,0:28:37.160
or holidays determine like when you should love
somebody or buy them flowers or get him a gift
0:28:37.160,0:28:42.280
but Valentine's Day seems a little like a money
grab to me sorry that might offend some people
0:28:42.280,0:28:49.040
I feel that that that might strike a cord for the
uh the the people that are very loving or whatever
0:28:49.040,0:28:55.480
you want to call yourself romant romantic type um
well that's I have a question for you then do you
0:28:55.480,0:29:02.320
have a a best Valentine's Day like is that ever a
thing for you or is it like you said just another
0:29:02.320,0:29:10.000
day that you've put into the history books a
best Valentine's Day I can't so I've been with
0:29:10.000,0:29:15.160
my girlfriend for quite some time now um it does
not have to be with your current girlfriend Joshua
0:29:15.160,0:29:21.000
but if it's the if the that's the best one then
sure yeah yeah well cuz I I can think back okay
0:29:21.000,0:29:25.960
who was a te we've all been teen I say who we've
all been teenagers you know in high school you
0:29:25.960,0:29:30.000
used to get little candy GR in high school and
[ __ ] and then you look it over the person and
0:29:30.000,0:29:36.200
you go they get like 10 of them and you get none
and you're like I must be ugly or I must be not
0:29:36.200,0:29:44.360
important or like you know so Valentine's I I
don't know I I I've never really had a best for
0:29:44.360,0:29:52.360
me it's it is a day that kind of just exists and
it's on the calendar and you can celebrate it if
0:29:52.360,0:29:57.800
if it's something that's meaningful uh meaningful
to you but I I can't say that I have a the best
0:29:57.800,0:30:07.280
one because I don't celebrate it in that way as
far as it's got to be lay the roses out and and do
0:30:07.280,0:30:13.720
this whole romantic thing um I can't say I can't
say that I have a best one I mean I've had plenty
0:30:13.720,0:30:22.960
of worst ones I mean all right lay us on with the
worst one your worst Valentine's Day let's go you
0:30:22.960,0:30:29.720
can't just put it out there into the universe and
not say it well clearly I've had more girlfriends
0:30:29.720,0:30:36.560
than the one I got now um obviously I would like
to hope so before you decided to settle down but
0:30:36.560,0:30:42.800
you never know yeah yeah yeah so I I I've so I
guess you could say all the worst valentin's were
0:30:42.800,0:30:49.720
the ones that came before the girl the girl that
I'm with now because they all sucked just kidding
0:30:49.720,0:30:54.200
some of them are nice some of them are nice all
right I won't go that far some of them are nice
0:30:54.200,0:30:57.760
they're going to watch this episode and they're
going to be like oh my God he's such a scum back
0:30:57.760,0:31:04.920
he's a [ __ ] jerk such [ __ ] jerk but I mean
you know I I buy flowers and I've done all that
0:31:04.920,0:31:11.160
but you know that I guess I could say they were
they were not super good because I'm I'm not the
0:31:11.160,0:31:16.600
the crazy laying out rose pedals and doing all
this kind of wild stuff so if the boyfriends if
0:31:16.600,0:31:22.120
the boyfriends before me did all that for them and
then they got you know and then I started dating
0:31:22.120,0:31:26.760
them they were probably like oh this guy doesn't
do [ __ ] for me you know maybe not told me that
0:31:26.760,0:31:33.200
but so you're the problem is what what you're
saying I know right I could be the [ __ ] problem
0:31:33.200,0:31:40.440
but I I yeah I I don't know I I I just haven't
had a lot of good ones you know just not really
0:31:40.440,0:31:45.960
bad do any of those non good ones stand out like
it just like whatevers they're just like like no
0:31:45.960,0:31:51.520
one's ever stabbed you like on a date or anything
like that no but I but I have gotten the like you
0:31:51.520,0:31:57.760
didn't get me flowers you know kind of [ __ ] you
know like that kind of thing AR but but later on
0:31:57.760,0:32:05.120
the show I I have redeemed myself I will I will
show you I do buy flowers now I I do and I'm ready
0:32:05.120,0:32:11.840
I'm ready to admit it I'm ready to change my ways
the whole with flowers um which I'll reveal later
0:32:11.840,0:32:19.960
in the show but yes uh good bad you know more
more not so romantic ones than good ones what
0:32:19.960,0:32:25.680
about you what about you like where do you fall in
the spectrum of you know the chocolate and all the
0:32:25.680,0:32:32.400
the Valentine's Day stuff um there was a point in
my life where I I thought as like Valentine's Day
0:32:32.400,0:32:38.640
is like the the end all be all like I was one of
those ex-boyfriends Joshua that would do like my
0:32:38.640,0:32:48.320
best to you know impress the woman to uh to do
all that but As I Grew Older and uh heavier I
0:32:48.320,0:32:55.000
learned that um heavier you know it's not a it's
not about that you know it's all about you know
0:32:55.000,0:33:02.080
it's sharing the love throughout throughout the
year you know nothing is how do I put that uh
0:33:02.080,0:33:07.200
it shouldn't be like oh this is the set day that
we go out and do stuff I like to think of it as
0:33:07.200,0:33:12.760
like more of like a hey it's Valentine's Day we
should you know hang out we should be together
0:33:12.760,0:33:17.400
you know we don't necessarily have to go do
something crazy but let's just spend the day
0:33:17.400,0:33:23.080
together kind of thing so that's where I'm at now
with my mentality on it you know so Valentine's
0:33:23.080,0:33:30.240
Day so okay I do have a I do have a question M
uh like awkward Valentine's Day moments right
0:33:30.240,0:33:38.240
like cuz things things do happen do you know how
to open a wine bottle I was I was going to ask
0:33:38.240,0:33:46.840
you this earlier but do you know how to open
a wine bottle if you don't have I'm going to
0:33:46.840,0:33:53.400
I'm going to show everybody do do you know how to
if you don't have something like this do you know
0:33:53.400,0:33:59.920
how to open a a [ __ ] wine bottle cuz cuz I sure
don't would you like to educate me how you [ __ ]
0:33:59.920,0:34:08.160
open a wine bottle if you don't have one of these
the best advice I can give you is two things here
0:34:08.160,0:34:21.600
one always have a screw handy I'm talking like a
a legit like like go to your loal and [ __ ] yes
0:34:21.600,0:34:28.560
okay okay yes have a screw handy because a screw
does the same thing as a cork screw does so that
0:34:28.560,0:34:34.280
little tool that you had in your hand it does the
same thing so you screw that into your little Cork
0:34:34.280,0:34:37.840
and then you pull it as hard as you can because
you have no leverage but you just got to pull
0:34:37.840,0:34:43.160
that [ __ ] out the second thing that you can do
well there's two things but I'm going to group
0:34:43.160,0:34:52.280
them into the same category the second thing you
can do is gently heat the uh the cork so that it
0:34:52.280,0:35:02.080
like um kind of pushes itself out right or you can
do the more fun thing and just cut the [ __ ] top
0:35:02.080,0:35:10.960
off the [ __ ] wine and just uh drink it out of
a broken wine bottle more risky but delicious so
0:35:10.960,0:35:19.480
you're telling me you could just chop this off you
can cut that off you break it off oh you you can
0:35:19.480,0:35:25.200
you can break it off I'm not saying you can clean
cut that [ __ ] off but you can definitely break
0:35:25.200,0:35:35.000
that [ __ ] off get into the delicious nectar of
the Gods okay so one more time give it to me how
0:35:35.000,0:35:42.480
do you open a wine bottle if you don't have an
opener a legit opener give me give me give it
0:35:42.480,0:35:52.760
to me real quick how do you do it a screw you
heat it up or you break this [ __ ] open three
0:35:52.760,0:36:00.040
simple ways buddy three simple ways all right
easy than thank you for that cuz I the other
0:36:00.040,0:36:06.240
night mine broke the the screw part broke and I
didn't know how to get in there and it it really
0:36:06.240,0:36:10.880
sucked I almost got a a drill and I was going to
drill that [ __ ] out you know like but I'm like
0:36:10.880,0:36:19.560
I'm a drill of there yeah like yes there are
some caats with that like if you do that you
0:36:19.560,0:36:25.520
may get some cork inside there but it's fine it's
protein buddy just don't worry about it [ __ ] do
0:36:25.520,0:36:32.000
whatever you need to get ins there thank you for
that educational you know cuz I know some some of
0:36:32.000,0:36:38.040
us will end up on a beach you know somewhere and
you're like [ __ ] dude I forgot opener with the
0:36:38.040,0:36:43.000
opener like what the hell do I do so if you got
a rock you got a brick you got a screw you know
0:36:43.000,0:36:49.160
or a lighter get you can get into that bottle
um the night's not over CU you could you could
0:36:49.160,0:36:55.800
you could still get in there so speaking of of
let go Romance I'm just going to throw this out
0:36:55.800,0:37:02.640
there really quick make this short but this month
um you're going to notice if you want if you want
0:37:02.640,0:37:07.000
to sound cool if you want to sound like you know
about you know astrology and like you know you're
0:37:07.000,0:37:11.040
like oh look at the stars baby you know you're
like about to try to get in her pants for the
0:37:11.040,0:37:18.120
first time whatever your move is um if you look
up to the night sky these next couple days and
0:37:18.120,0:37:26.440
you and you look towards the moon you're going to
see a bright looking object just below the moon
0:37:26.440,0:37:31.320
you and and one might think it's a UFO you could
you could claim that you know maybe you want to
0:37:31.320,0:37:36.800
scare the [ __ ] out of the person you're trying
to you know get into your back seat or whatever
0:37:36.800,0:37:40.560
the hell you're trying to do to this person you
know like I I don't know what your mode is but if
0:37:40.560,0:37:45.760
you're look if you're out and you're looking up to
the night sky and you're looking towards the moon
0:37:45.760,0:37:52.360
this month you're going to see Jupiter the planet
if you believe in planets and stars and all that
0:37:52.360,0:38:01.280
that big bright ball wait a minute hang on J did
you just say if you believe in planets and stars
0:38:01.280,0:38:07.360
is that what you just said here we go here we go
oh my god do you not believe in the planets and
0:38:07.360,0:38:13.880
the Stars Joshua what no this was more this was
more for the people listening this isn't me I I
0:38:13.880,0:38:19.720
totally believe if you watch are there people out
there who don't believe in planets and stars yes
0:38:19.720,0:38:25.160
yes is that there still are flat earthers there
are people that think the moon is made of cheese
0:38:25.160,0:38:32.240
or it's Hollow or it's a man-made base in uh up
there you know it's a projected we're living in
0:38:32.240,0:38:38.080
a dome you know there's the theory of we're living
in a dome there is a ice wall at the edge of this
0:38:38.080,0:38:42.960
flat Planet there's there's a lot of that out
there there's a lot of that out there I know
0:38:42.960,0:38:47.920
some of you watching May believe that [ __ ] I'm
here to tell you right now this is a Valentine's
0:38:47.920,0:38:56.520
Day episode you [ __ ] um planets are [ __ ] real
so when you are trying to get yeah when you're
0:38:56.520,0:39:00.160
trying to get in that special someone's pants and
you're trying to throw some lines out there like
0:39:00.160,0:39:06.680
you know some [ __ ] look to the moon and that
bright little ball below the Moon is Jupiter
0:39:06.680,0:39:12.040
everybody and if you got a long ass telescope or
even some binoculars maybe you got one of those
0:39:12.040,0:39:17.760
phones that Zooms in like 8,000 times you might
even be able to pick out the Rings are are the
0:39:17.760,0:39:26.440
uh yeah yeah the Rings no jup have rings but the
glass gas uh uh stuff floating around uh Jupiter
0:39:27.000,0:39:33.520
but yes that is Jupiter below the Moon that was
a long way of saying it be romantic look to the
0:39:33.520,0:39:38.800
Moon there's a planet up there and right after you
say that and you're acting smart and you're acting
0:39:38.800,0:39:44.720
romantic justs lean over maybe give her a kiss
give somebody a kiss wait josua what if they're
0:39:44.720,0:39:53.800
not compatible though bro like what if they're
not the same sign like for example I am a Scorpio
0:39:53.800,0:40:00.960
Joshua I was born October 30th what are you are
we compatible like I got to know are we compatible
0:40:00.960,0:40:10.240
Joshua like are you I'm sorry no take your sip
I I take your sip of delicious wine buddy I just
0:40:10.240,0:40:17.440
want to ask the question whether or not you and I
are compatible on like the the cosmic level right
0:40:17.440,0:40:24.160
cuz I don't think technically we are compatible
but uh I I want you to tell me are we compatible
0:40:24.160,0:40:28.920
do you have anything that can show us that we're
compatible or tell us that we're compatible okay
0:40:28.920,0:40:33.520
Sean what we're going to do here is we're going
to talk about this we're going to talk about a
0:40:33.520,0:40:40.000
little bit of astrology and compatibility if
you made it this far in the episode you may
0:40:40.000,0:40:44.280
get some advice from this you know if you got
if you're in love with somebody you're you're
0:40:44.280,0:40:49.720
questioning Your Love Like is this the person
for me depending on your beliefs you know so
0:40:49.720,0:40:55.680
we're going to dive into it a little bit so what
sign did you say you were again Sean I'm a Scorpio
0:40:55.680,0:41:00.920
and while you look that up uh this the previous
conversation just reminded me we had a wonderful
0:41:00.920,0:41:12.040
comment from a uh a viewer telling us to watch um
a moon a moon um it was in my top of my mind uh a
0:41:12.040,0:41:20.720
moon I'm going to lose myself on this one moon
phases no no no no it was uh the moon landing it
0:41:20.720,0:41:26.880
was a moonlanding uh they did like a moon landing
kind of video thing like to to uh we're watching a
0:41:26.880,0:41:32.680
moonlanding video thanks to a viewer who left a
comment you know who you are and I know who you
0:41:32.680,0:41:39.120
are sorry we we no we do appreciate the comments
we say that every episode um you know we get
0:41:39.120,0:41:45.440
we get some views on these things and uh we ask
everybody to comment below on any topic along this
0:41:45.440,0:41:51.560
whole thing the tangents we go on any anything at
all and this this is a relationship one we me and
0:41:51.560,0:41:59.200
Sean are not you know we're not therapists but we
do have have life experience and when I did the
0:41:59.200,0:42:04.640
research on this some of you may wonder why [ __ ]
doesn't work out so well with you and the you and
0:42:04.640,0:42:09.720
the person you're with and and sometimes you got
to look deeper than you know maybe how pretty
0:42:09.720,0:42:14.960
they are or how good they smell or you know the
fact that their feet look nice you know whatever
0:42:14.960,0:42:21.240
whatever it is attracts you to them but there's
just something that just is wrong you know like
0:42:21.240,0:42:24.680
maybe you accidentally tried their toothbrush
on accident you're like why the [ __ ] does my
0:42:24.680,0:42:30.240
toothbrush taste weird well you know maybe you
know like maybe there's something going on there
0:42:30.240,0:42:38.400
but okay let me give it to you so signs what are
you Sean one more time Scorpio I am a Scorpio holy
0:42:38.400,0:42:45.680
[ __ ] I'm sorry Sean when it comes to not so
compatible zodiac signs it clearly states Leo
0:42:45.680,0:42:55.520
and Scorpio will never sorry I shouldn't say never
we are not compatible I know I know I know I knew
0:42:55.520,0:43:00.120
this going into into this relationship Joshua
that one day it would end which is why I put a
0:43:00.120,0:43:05.920
stipulation on this episode or put a stipulation
on this relationship by saying 101 episodes you
0:43:05.920,0:43:12.480
know I knew we weren't compatible I knew that but
you know it's all about the journey and it's all
0:43:12.480,0:43:18.480
about the the fun that we have along the way you
know so we're we're getting to that 101 episodes
0:43:18.480,0:43:23.520
I I promise you and we're going to find some
compatibility here on this show today so I'm
0:43:23.520,0:43:31.920
going to give you I have 12 compatibility um how
this may or may this should work this according to
0:43:31.920,0:43:38.880
this you should work out if this is your zodiac
soulmate I'll start from the top and Lead down
0:43:38.880,0:43:52.320
to the bottom Aries and Libra Taurus and Cancer
Gemini and Sagittarius Cancer and Scorpio Leo and
0:43:52.320,0:44:05.960
Aries Virgo and Pisces Libra and Gemini Scorpio
and Pisces Sagittarius and Aquarius Capricorn and
0:44:05.960,0:44:18.320
Cancer Aquarius and Gemini and Pisces and Virgo
so if you take a look at your relationship and
0:44:18.320,0:44:24.360
the two zodiac signs that I just named right
now you are the most compatible and you're
0:44:24.360,0:44:29.880
lucky to have found probably the person you you're
going to love be with possibly marry but you are
0:44:29.880,0:44:40.680
compatible well [ __ ] Joshua um you've given
me something to think about and uh I may need
0:44:40.680,0:44:49.320
to have a conversation or as the uh last
holiday we had was uh we need to talk you
0:44:49.320,0:44:56.160
know I may need to have a talk with somebody
just saying so thanks for that but you know
0:44:56.160,0:45:00.920
I didn't go ahead sorry go ahead no I'm no I'm
sorry I was going to change the subject but go
0:45:00.920,0:45:06.360
ahead lay it on you didn't what only because
things are wrapping up here I got to give you
0:45:06.360,0:45:12.720
cuz I just gave you the most compatible like why
things feel so good I have to also give you why
0:45:12.720,0:45:19.640
you may not be so compatible and these are the
signs that are not compatible for one reason or
0:45:19.640,0:45:27.040
another everybody can look this up I'm just going
to lay it out there and you can M don't shoot the
0:45:27.040,0:45:34.480
messenger just yeah EXA exactly okay here we go
1 through 12 you should this is going to be tough
0:45:34.480,0:45:40.480
it's going to be tough for some of you you may
it may break some hearts here we go Aries again
0:45:40.480,0:45:49.960
once again not compatible according to this Aries
and Cancer Taurus and Aquarius Gemini and Virgo
0:45:49.960,0:46:01.920
Cancer and Sagittarius Leo and Scorpio Virgo
and Libra Libra and Pisces Scorpio and Aries
0:46:01.920,0:46:14.920
Sagittarius and Capricorn Capricorn and Aquarius
Aquarius and Scorpio and Pisces and Sagittarius
0:46:14.920,0:46:22.200
so sorry if I just ruined some relationships but
you should find out sooner than later if you're
0:46:22.200,0:46:30.640
compatible throwing it out there that's great
information to know Joshua I'm going to have
0:46:30.640,0:46:37.880
a few conversations um but I want to keep this
I want to keep this role in Joshua and because
0:46:37.880,0:46:43.320
of this Valentine's Day episode The we we
see a well I should I shouldn't speak for
0:46:43.320,0:46:51.600
you Joshua I have been in in a lot of things in
my life right I've been a wizard uh I've been a
0:46:51.600,0:47:01.280
musician um you're trying to figure out where
this is going right like wait a second lay it
0:47:01.280,0:47:09.160
on me lay it but never Josh I've never had
to go to a wedding never been to a wedding
0:47:09.160,0:47:15.200
wait that's a lie I have been to a wedding but
I don't think about it anyways listen a lot of
0:47:15.200,0:47:20.840
people do these am I the [ __ ] and there's a
whole population of like podcast that do this
0:47:20.840,0:47:26.520
and I want to do one for this special episode
Joshua for this Valentine's Day episode I want
0:47:26.520,0:47:35.640
to do am I the [ __ ] so I'm going to read
you one you ready ready all right am I the
0:47:35.640,0:47:43.120
[ __ ] for refusing to go to my son's wedding
oh I'll redo the description now here we go
0:47:43.120,0:47:50.400
my wife and I have a pretty good relationship
with our son in general however recently my my
0:47:50.400,0:47:58.480
son decided to marry his girlfriend whom both
of us disapprove of I simply cannot love her
0:47:58.480,0:48:06.360
as a daughter so when my son invited me and my
wife to the wedding we told him we weren't going
0:48:06.360,0:48:12.360
my son said it's going to be awkward when her
parents show up but his parents do not and it
0:48:12.360,0:48:20.480
was really hurtful I responded that this was
the least hurtful thing we could do and that
0:48:20.480,0:48:27.960
we didn't want anything to do with his fiance and
he was going to have to do it without us am I the
0:48:27.960,0:48:44.720
[ __ ] that is a that is a tough one that that
is a that is a tough one I mean what like what
0:48:44.720,0:48:49.320
do what do you I want to know I know you know
what I want to think all right but what but
0:48:49.320,0:48:54.120
what do you all so hang on before before before
that I have to give you some more context because
0:48:54.120,0:48:57.920
this was kind of like just a blanket statement
right like I just disapprove of his daughter
0:48:57.920,0:49:06.840
blah or disapprove of the the girl she's a sex
worker see now see it all makes it thank you for
0:49:06.840,0:49:15.240
giving me context Jesus yeah there you go that's
why we ask the questions so we can find out all
0:49:15.240,0:49:31.280
right so are they the [ __ ] for not going I I
don't think so I I I think um everybody has a
0:49:31.280,0:49:35.680
choice right whether it comes to birthday
parties whether it comes to anniversaries
0:49:35.680,0:49:44.520
whether whatever it is family gatherings whatever
whatever it is small or big we all are adults you
0:49:44.520,0:49:51.880
know we all have decisions to make and we have
to live with those decisions so I I don't think
0:49:51.880,0:49:57.440
I don't think anybody is an [ __ ] in these
situations because what could happen if you
0:49:57.440,0:50:02.280
do show up this is the other side of the coin
if you know if you know you're not going to be
0:50:02.280,0:50:07.200
maybe feeling the vibe or you know it could put
you in an awkward situation like it could just
0:50:07.200,0:50:13.480
start rubbing you the wrong way and you could
be the person that disrupts this celebration
0:50:13.480,0:50:19.880
because you just yeah had a little too much to
drink and you start going sideways I think the
0:50:19.880,0:50:30.200
I I do think the right thing to do is to not go
yep people should respect that I'm 100% with you
0:50:30.200,0:50:36.760
exactly I'm 100% with you on this Joshua I think
this is the best decision um like even without
0:50:36.760,0:50:42.000
knowing the history right like everybody's
entitled to their opinion and everybody is
0:50:42.000,0:50:47.360
like entitled to their their job their career
like even if you're a sex worker that's still
0:50:47.360,0:50:55.440
a job and that's a job that in well especially up
here like that's a job that built a city so like
0:50:57.640,0:51:04.440
just like if you don't respect that then I would
rather you not come to my wedding kind of thing
0:51:04.440,0:51:10.000
you know and so the fact that you told me that
you're not going yeah it hurts but for the for
0:51:10.000,0:51:15.360
the exact same reason that you're saying maybe
something happens right maybe like you have a
0:51:15.360,0:51:22.400
little too much wine and you're just like you
you suck dick for a living [ __ ] you you know
0:51:22.400,0:51:27.400
nobody wants that you know especially at a
wedding yeah and and it's it's weird because
0:51:27.400,0:51:33.880
somebody says that to you know the sex worker and
then they go well you suck dick for free you know
0:51:33.880,0:51:39.080
there's there's you know it's like you're
G to [ __ ] lose you can't argue with a sex
0:51:39.080,0:51:43.240
worker you know what I mean there's no winning
bro there's no you're swallowing your [ __ ]
0:51:43.240,0:51:49.160
Daddy's come for free and I'm getting paid you
know like exactly there there's a whole lot of
0:51:49.160,0:51:56.280
benefits to getting paid for that type of thing
if you're a classy person in that field um so I
0:51:56.280,0:52:01.760
I don't think there's a really good argument to
go in to to to just start bashing somebody over
0:52:01.760,0:52:07.800
something they like to do don't be mad at somebody
because they're getting you know what you get in a
0:52:07.800,0:52:11.240
week they get in an hour because they just kind
of had to do something they're into and they're
0:52:11.240,0:52:17.280
having fun with I mean that's that's that's that's
it's kind of rude you know you don't how you can't
0:52:17.280,0:52:22.080
judge somebody I would say definitely not the
[ __ ] but definitely something that you need
0:52:22.080,0:52:27.160
to work on because now they're a part of your
family and so you need to get over this as the
0:52:27.160,0:52:31.080
exact statements you were saying you know like
they're that's their job that's what they chose
0:52:31.080,0:52:38.160
to do and they're happy doing it I would assume
but you know like as as the parents now you need
0:52:38.160,0:52:49.880
to get over that and just like excuse me and just
accept who your son is with and like [ __ ] figure
0:52:49.880,0:52:55.920
it out you know you can't go through your entire
life with your son being married to this woman
0:52:55.920,0:53:03.960
who he loves and she loves him like figure it out
like this is now on you yes you're not the [ __ ]
0:53:03.960,0:53:09.600
for not going I respect that that's fine but
now you're a family and now you need to figure
0:53:09.600,0:53:17.480
it out so like suck it up buttercup and I I
think if it's going to bother you that much
0:53:17.480,0:53:23.480
and you're not going to go to a wedding if there
is enough time maybe maybe you have a discussion
0:53:23.480,0:53:30.200
when somebody does not RS BP maybe before you
go well I didn't see that you you you know were
0:53:30.200,0:53:35.600
going to go to my wedding you have to be adult
enough and grown up and mature enough to maybe
0:53:35.600,0:53:44.240
ask why and if you ask why if anybody ever asks
why and you get weird about the answer you can
0:53:44.240,0:53:49.600
only take responsibility for asking the question
why because you asked right so don't be ignorant
0:53:49.600,0:53:56.200
don't be stupid you know you asked the qu you
asked why so don't get upset at at the answer you
0:53:56.200,0:54:05.480
get work it out your family now yeah not the
[ __ ] though but you're family now and if
0:54:05.480,0:54:11.480
you let it go beyond that point then you're
the [ __ ] so there you go Joshua let's keep
0:54:11.480,0:54:19.760
this episode rolling let's move on what are
your fun finds for this episode Joshua okay
0:54:19.760,0:54:24.560
fun finds I went out the other day actually
it was today I shouldn't even lie I had no
0:54:24.560,0:54:29.160
reason to lie everybody I went out today I went
shopping I had some things to do it was my day
0:54:29.160,0:54:33.120
off most of was shop on the days off like what
are you going to do what are you going to find
0:54:33.120,0:54:38.960
something cool you know I I I you know sometimes
I spend a little money on some silly stuff but
0:54:38.960,0:54:44.600
I did find I did find this cool thing and and
we're going to kind of get back into you know
0:54:44.600,0:54:47.960
what I got going on in the background but I
came across this little guy that just showed
0:54:47.960,0:54:55.520
up in the store and I just I could not resist I
could not resist oh no it was it was a hard this
0:54:55.520,0:55:03.960
this is hard hard but I found this at my local
Target it's totally cool judge me if you want
0:55:03.960,0:55:09.080
but this guy's kickass this is what I found
today I will judge you I'm going to judge you
0:55:09.080,0:55:19.840
hard oh my God Joshua Deadpool I love
him no not Deadpool you can't even
0:55:19.840,0:55:27.600
read no it's not Deadpool you son of a [ __ ] know
it's not Deadpool everybody I know just [ __ ]
0:55:27.600,0:55:36.240
leave me alone it was funny dead [ __ ] pool bro
this thing is sick right here I I came across this
0:55:36.240,0:55:42.360
spider Punk um and and as one is dude and I and I
advocate for this all the time uh if you're into
0:55:42.360,0:55:46.400
fun you should get the app so I saw this thing
on the shelf and I was like you know what this
0:55:46.400,0:55:51.120
thing this thing's actually pretty sick so let me
see how much it's actually going for so at Target
0:55:51.120,0:55:57.720
this thing was retailing for was it $2995 or some
[ __ ] under 30 bucks something yeah scan it with
0:55:57.720,0:56:05.840
the app looked it up that little bad boy reselling
for 60 bucks so if I was in the resale Market I
0:56:05.840,0:56:11.160
could just double the price baby I could I could
double my money right now but said it in the past
0:56:11.160,0:56:16.680
I love these things so the chances of me selling
is not very high but uh that's what I came across
0:56:16.680,0:56:22.880
today and I thought it was pretty sick spider
Punk uh yeah was good that that is my little fun
0:56:22.880,0:56:29.360
find for today my spider Punk nice josua nice uh
what were you talking about with flowers though I
0:56:29.360,0:56:35.480
thought you're going to bring some [ __ ] up with
some flowers okay so this let me have my drink
0:56:35.480,0:56:40.040
first because this can this part of the episode
it's towards the end so not many people make it
0:56:40.040,0:56:45.640
this far and if you did don't tell don't tell on
me please don't tell me okay have a I'm have a sip
0:56:45.640,0:56:51.160
here this get me in trouble good point don't yeah
I like this I like uh like when you get to this
0:56:51.160,0:56:56.080
point of the episodes like it's either people just
listening and working out WI wink I see you you're
0:56:56.080,0:57:02.440
doing great hey keep it up how much you got like
30 more seconds you got this I'm proud of you or
0:57:02.440,0:57:07.200
it's like it's just people just like spaced out
and like just [ __ ] high on drugs and [ __ ]
0:57:07.200,0:57:12.000
like either way whoever you are I still love
you like this is when we get like once you get
0:57:12.000,0:57:16.800
to like the last 15 minutes like you know you're
going to get some fortunes you know you're going
0:57:16.800,0:57:21.880
to get some numbers and you know you're going to
get some runchy content because at this point in
0:57:21.880,0:57:29.080
time we Sauced up and we guess and YouTube has
gotten past all the other stuff we said at the
0:57:29.080,0:57:34.400
beginning so this this we can get away with this
kind of stuff so it's it's not I can say the word
0:57:34.400,0:57:44.320
[ __ ] all right so I did mention earlier in the
episode about Valentine's Day and how you know
0:57:44.320,0:57:49.480
I've been thinking my strategy on flowers I don't
want to go into it we don't have that much time
0:57:49.480,0:57:56.200
but this year I committed Josh go into it go into
it J buddy just go into it we do we'll do like an
0:57:56.200,0:58:04.720
extra 20 I have a thing about flowers so okay I
I'm not a cheap person by any means I will spend
0:58:04.720,0:58:11.080
the money on flowers I am guilty of buying like
80 you know 80 or $100 bouquet like this fancy
0:58:11.080,0:58:19.320
[ __ ] right like I'm guilty of it I wish had
one of those there's a part of me that hates
0:58:19.320,0:58:27.080
to see those [ __ ] things die to start to will
to start to go down like I just I I cannot it's
0:58:27.080,0:58:33.840
it's really difficult for me to to look past the
fact that I spent that much money on these flowers
0:58:33.840,0:58:41.080
for somebody I love they shouldn't have to watch
them die either why should they watch them die
0:58:41.080,0:58:48.080
I feel I I made a conscious decision this year
to go a different direction instead of watching
0:58:48.080,0:59:00.360
something die like flowers why don't you watch it
grow so what I did instead of she a pet instead of
0:59:00.360,0:59:07.320
buying the flowers here's what I did I took it a
step further I bought my girlfriend flowers this
0:59:07.320,0:59:16.400
year everybody suck my dick if you don't like
it but this is what I did I bought her [ __ ]
0:59:16.400,0:59:27.160
flower seed a bunch of [ __ ] seeds knew that
was coming all right you were like you Joshua
0:59:27.160,0:59:32.080
you were literally like hey I wanted to get
you flowers but you're going to grow your own
0:59:32.080,0:59:35.680
now [ __ ]
0:59:35.680,0:59:49.880
dick but iawn I I did buy annuals and I did
buy perennials so depending on your level of
0:59:49.880,0:59:58.280
commitment you could you know go with your annuals
or your perennials okay so nobody's going to
0:59:58.280,1:00:03.840
ever [ __ ] tell me I didn't buy my girlfriend
flowers cuz I can prove it right here I bought
1:00:03.840,1:00:10.000
these flowers and they're ready to go that's great
that's [ __ ] great buddy that's [ __ ] awesome
1:00:10.000,1:00:18.600
that's what I did this year thank you everybody
call me anle do it let me let me show you the
1:00:18.600,1:00:24.840
box now Joshua this is the Valentine's Day week
for the Box Joshua um I have it right here on the
1:00:24.840,1:00:35.520
side of me I hopefully hopefully your girlfriend
loves those uh those those those flowers let's
1:00:35.520,1:00:39.440
go ahead and pull something from the box Joshua
if you want to grab that uh Fortune cook you and
1:00:39.440,1:00:43.720
get that [ __ ] ready all right I'll go ahead
and pull something from the box here the Funko
1:00:43.720,1:00:48.680
box for those who don't know we ordered a bunch of
funkos on clearance and I don't know what's in the
1:00:48.680,1:00:56.080
box and we're going to pull one every week until
there's nothing left so so this is this week's
1:00:56.080,1:01:07.560
Funko pup uh we are looking at a beauty two can
Sam [ __ ] classic edition Funko exclusive look at
1:01:07.560,1:01:14.040
that Froot Loops fra Loops or is it's not that's
a conspiracy work going have to go into Joshua FR
1:01:14.040,1:01:20.280
loops and Froot Loops like we'll have to figure
we'll figure it out but there he is everybody
1:01:20.280,1:01:25.120
beautiful look at that look at that snout right
there look at that's a that's a weird looking
1:01:25.120,1:01:33.600
view right there that I like I like that two can
Sam let's go good find all right Joshua good good
1:01:33.600,1:01:41.840
good good find all right go ahead and give us your
uh your fortune over our Fortune of the week and
1:01:41.840,1:01:47.880
our lucky numbers and then we're going to pray
that this episode worked out in our favor please
1:01:47.880,1:01:52.320
all right please so we have options when it comes
to fortunes but we're going to we're going to keep
1:01:52.320,1:01:57.840
it traditional I think this time around but we
do have some things in the works when it comes
1:01:57.840,1:02:05.160
to Fortune everybody um to be determined and we
will get there we will get there very soon but I
1:02:05.160,1:02:09.080
want to get through all the all the special cake
cookies first I don't want them to go to waste CU
1:02:09.080,1:02:16.560
I know that there are people watching um that that
live for this moment okay everybody we're going
1:02:16.560,1:02:28.960
to get into the fortune for this February 13th
2024 our special cave Fortune for February 13th
1:02:28.960,1:02:43.000
2024 this is already broken how s is as spoken
here your fortune is practice an attitude of
1:02:43.000,1:02:54.040
gratitude that's great that's great that's
great I love it I [ __ ] love it I [ __ ]
1:02:54.040,1:02:58.160
love it give it to me again Joshua give it
to me again because it was so good all right
1:02:58.160,1:03:08.080
so your fortune for this February 13 2024 as
said here practice and attitude of gratitude
1:03:08.080,1:03:17.720
everybody that is your fortune for today I got a
passion for fashion all right lay us with those
1:03:17.720,1:03:23.720
lucky numbers Joshua them Lucky Sevens all right
everybody wait Joshua before you before you give
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us the numbers can you do it in like your like
your deepest voice you know it's Valentine's
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Day you got to get a little sexy with it buddy
get a little sexy with these numbers let me let
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me try to get in let me try to get in real
quick here try to get in this I'm I'm going
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to do my best I'm going to do my best okay
think you got you got you got to get close
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all right everybody so for your lucky numbers
on this February 13th your lucky numbers are
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4 41 25 27 sorry I can't do it let me just say
it the way I'm gonna [ __ ] say it God damn it
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all right everybody your lucky numbers your
lucky numbers here we go 41 25 27 52 11 and
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24 sorry all right one more time for
your lucky numbers one more time 41 25
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27 52 11 and 24 everybody let's get
some money this year in 2024 let's
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win I those are great numbers as I'd like to
apologize for the last episode where you misspoke
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the numbers and uh said two different numbers I
did you did uh if you went back and watched the
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episode go ahead for those of you listening
just go back and like skip to the last like
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five minutes where he does the numbers he speaks
two different numbers and I was so confused but
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uh he got through it good job josa proud of you
yeah and with that being said Jesus Christ thank
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you all for watching thank you for listening
to this Valentine's Day episode we hope that
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we entertained you a little bit maybe we gave
you some history and some knowledge look at us
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we looking fancy we [ __ ] doing it you know this
wine is hitting me pretty hard for those of you
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who made it all the way to the end I love you um
Joshua what do you got left to say buddy just want
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to say Happy Valentine's Day to everybody who uh
watched this episode we appreciate you all and
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uh you know as mentioned earlier in the episode
double check your zodiac signs and um maybe find
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out if you are TR a true compatible or not and if
you are not uh it's never too late to find another
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Valentine's Day or change your name or find a
wingman so enjoy have a beautiful Valentine's
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Day and I love you all thank you for watching
one last thing if you're listening to this
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episode thank you so much Mia Happy Valentine's
Day if you're listening to this episode and it's
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shitty I'm so sorry because it's probably me
who [ __ ] up the audio and with that said
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[Applause] deuces
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[Music]
