Sorry For The Delay | EP.19 | Groundhogs, Neuralink & Funko
-WHAT’S IN OUR CUP-
Sean: (Name Not Mentioned)
Joshua: (Name Not Mentioned)
-CHAPTERS-
00:00 Cold Open, Mic Chaos & Welcome
00:41 Days Off, Big Waves & Breakfast Burrito Vibes
01:41 Birthdays: Bob Marley & Babe Ruth
02:20 This Day In History: John Wayne Gacy Trial
03:23 Federal Buildings Go Smokeless & 600 → 7,000 Cigarette Chemicals
09:57 Longest Female Spaceflight & Monopoly Sells 275M
13:51 RIP Carl Weathers, Predator, Mandalorian, Happy Gilmore
15:33 Groundhog’s Day Rant & The 39% “Accuracy”
22:32 Today’s Holidays: Chopsticks, Frozen Yogurt, Pay A Compliment, Time To Talk
28:47 Tech Talk: Neuralink, Implants & Ethics
39:17 Super Bowl At Raider Stadium, Ticket Sticker Shock
43:44 Is Sports Betting Rigging Sports?
48:06 Fun Finds: Original Artwork “Have The Courage To Touch The Butt”
50:01 Mystery Box: Freddy Funko With Floaty
53:29 Fortune Cookie & Lucky Numbers
56:55 Sign-Off & Love To The Listeners
-SOUND BITES-
• “welcome to sorry for the delay I'm your editor slon editor Sean in this week's episode I screw up my audio I am so sorry” — Cold open confession from Sean.
• “hello everyone welcome to sorry for the delay” — Show kickoff from Sean.
• “I went out to the beach saw some big ass waves” — Day-off update from Joshua.
• “happy birthday Bob Marley” — Birthday shout from Joshua.
• “John Wayne gasy goes on trial for the murder of 33 young men” — History headline from Joshua.
• “do you happen to know how many ingredients are in cigarettes” — Set-up line from Joshua.
• “this animal has only been correct 39% of the time” — Groundhog truth bomb from Sean.
• “I think we boycott… this podcast boycotts Groundhog's Day” — Official stance from Sean.
• “National Chopstick Day… National Frozen Yogurt Day… Pay A Compliment Day… Time To Talk Day” — Holiday roll call from Joshua.
• “Elon musk's neurolink implants brain Tech into human patient for the first time” — Tech news from Joshua.
• “I finally have a way to direct a sponsorship into your brain” — Ad dystopia warning from Sean.
• “that big dick Raider Las Vegas mentality… come sit on this” — Stadium swagger from Joshua.
• “true fans don't bet against their team” — Sports code from Joshua.
• “have the courage to touch the butt” — Art reveal quote read by Joshua.
• “you have chosen the Freddy Funko with a floaty” — Mystery box pull from Sean.
-FORTUNE & FINDS-
Fortune: The Saints are the Sinners who keep on trying.
Lucky Numbers: 19, 26, 6, 45, 42, 36
Fun Finds / Value Finds:
Sean: Freddy Funko With Floaty — first pull from the homebrew mystery box, destined for the display wall.
Joshua: Original Art Piece — hand-made canvas with “Have the courage to touch the butt,” a joyful, Finding Nemo–inspired reminder to be bold.
(Artwork Shoutout: None This Episode)
Transcript
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welcome to sorry for the delay I'm your editor
slon editor Sean in this week's episode I screw
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up my audio I am so sorry we do not endorse
Groundhog's Day I ran out of time for pictures
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and Joshua shows us another creative fun find
enjoy the episode as much as you can and uh
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I'll try to get it right next week but I say that
every week so probably won't I think everything
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is all right yes yes sir we're in hello everyone
welcome to sorry for the delay I know it came in
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hot right there I know you liked it holy [ __ ]
you're loud we Jesus Christ we are your hosts my
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name is Sean this is Joshua Joshua how you doing
today buddy hello everybody I hope everybody's
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doing well um I myself am doing great I'm on day
one of uh two days in a row days off so I got a
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little bit of rest this morning went out to the
beach saw some big ass waves down in the uh uh
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the Santa Cruz area uh got to watch some surf had
some had a breakfast burrito out there and a cool
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little spot to munch out but uh yeah it's today
has been a good good good solid day nice and um
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happy to be here and thank you to everybody else
who's joining us yeah thank you guys for joining
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us we appreciate you all of you all like three
of you we really do appreciate it um let's get
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into it joser let's uh you got any world records
for us today or uh this day in history what do
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you got like like where do I start let's let's I
mean today is February 6 so I I have to start off
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with a couple recognitions and some thank yous to
people who have changed uh Our Lives some sports
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related some music related but I I just have to
say happy birthday to the late great Bob Marley
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today is his birthday happy birthday Bob Marley
yeah that's great happy birthday Bob Marley I
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know for some of us he's changed your life I mean
I know I listen to to Ree and that type of music
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and and when I was doing a little bit of research
for today's little show um yeah I found out today
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was his birthday so happy birthday Bob Marley you
changed my life and maybe some of yours listening
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uh along with another birthday let me let me
let's celebrate this man he has also passed but
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he definitely changed history today is also Babe
Ruth's birthday Babe Ruth so happy birthday holy
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[ __ ] all right happy birthday Babe Ruth let's
go you made that candy bar right uh Baby Ruth I
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don't know if a good old Baby Ruth is responsible
for the Baby Ruth but uh yeah maybe maybe he was
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so yeah starting it off with a couple happy
birthdays I know they're not alive anymore
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but they've definitely changed history and you
know in this this little show that we do we do
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talk about history a little bit but I also do
have my normal you know segment where we're
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going to talk about a couple things in this
day in history got a couple different things
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here so we will kick it off uh maybe we'll go
from the oldest one to the newest one okay bu
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it J okay we're we are going to start off with
a little bit of uh uh some wild stuff so in on
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this day in history in 1980 John Wayne gasy
goes on trial for the murder of 33 young men
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in cook County Illinois do you know who John
rneasy is Sean I thought he was a cowboy but
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I think that's wrong not even joking do sound
like a Cowboys no this guy's a vicious murderer
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but uh that dude killed a bunch of people and uh
today he went on trial and I think they put that
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man I think they they uh they they they settled
that I think they killed that dude executed they
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gave him the death pen went down for as as
it should you killed 33 people like yeah you
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probably you probably yeah yeah you probably
should go I I I would agree yeah so Mr John
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Wayne goodbye John Wayne gasy you are done and
for my next day uh this day in history in 1987
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no smoking rules take effect in the unit in the
US Federal buildings Sean so wait so people were
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no longer so they're no longer allowed to smoke
in federal buildings Federal buildings that took
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place in 1987 and during my research Sean uh I
want to ask you the question cuz I'm not a big
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cigarette smoker uh I don't know if you are but
do you happen to know how many ingredients are in
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cigarettes I want to say like cigarettes are
just supposed to be like the paper the tobacco
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and that's it right that's what I want to say
but considering you've asked me the question
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I'm G to probably say it's more than that so
probably like lot more if if I was going to
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like lay it out in terms of like I like like an
itemized list I would probably say like I don't
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know 50 ingredients is somewhere in the ballpark
my gosh you couldn't be more wrong and I'm going
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to finish God a few a few f cigarettes again I
I never really got into cigarettes to be quite
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honest with you I I may have dabbled with like a
couple of them now and again but I never really
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got into cigarettes and this is nothing against
anybody that smokes cigarettes but every time you
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put one of those things up to your lips just
know uh before you light it you got 600 known
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ingredients in cigarettes but after 100 you [ __ ]
[ __ ] me right now buddy in cigarettes that's to
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ingredients and that's not even that's before you
light the cigarette that so after you light the
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cigarette when burned cigarettes create more than
7,000 chemicals and 69 of those 7,000 right are
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known uh to cause cancer God damn though that's
[ __ ] I mean is that like California cancer
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because like everything like California brings in
like gives you cancer you know what I mean like
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those 69 ingredients those or are we talking like
up here Washington like four will give you actual
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cancer like I don't know I think no matter I think
no matter how you you unroll a cigarette you're
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getting no matter in California or somewhere else
you're getting 600 before it even start to light
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it 7 th000 after you flip it on and then 69 of
those are are harmful and have know been known
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to uh cause cancer so again nothing against
cigarettes if you love cigarettes it's if it's
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something you know the nicotine does something for
you um do what you got to do to to self-medicate
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but yeah putting a bunch of chemicals in your body
you said you get 600 just from having a cigarette
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like not even lighting it like so like just what
does that mean what is that like just holding it
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in your hands there's like 600 chemicals like what
correct correct before you even light it if it's
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just a a museum piece on your shelf just sitting
there that that cigarette has 600 ingredients
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inside it what the [ __ ] so but this okay so this
doesn't make any sense to me Joshua so like what
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about like a can right like a can it's like a just
whatever a can of Coke right does that break down
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into like 600 different things it has to break
down into more than a thing of cigarettes right
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like am I wrong I I didn't I did not research more
than the cigarettes I came across only because you
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know I came up with that day in history and I was
like let me look at cigarettes a little further
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like what's wrong with cigarettes you know because
I never got into them and and you know when I
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found out there's 600 ingredients and then I went
on to read and this is on Google you anybody can
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search this maybe you can search better than
I did but what I came across on Google when
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I searched it after you light it because of the
chemical breakdown in all the 600 chemicals yeah
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what takes place you end up with 7,000 chemicals
after it's been list because it turns into smoke
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you know I mean there's I'm not a crazy man of
science but I'm sure when you you know this sounds
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like a sounds like you don't believe it sounds
sounds like some anti-cigarette propaganda is
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what I'm hearing Joshua all right this sounds like
the the uh anti- camel um corporations coming at
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us right now okay you know not an advocate
for cigarettes but just just throwing it
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out there I think everything has a pretty high
chemical makeup if you really break it down by
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molecule I I don't know but what I'm saying
is if you love cigarettes go for it you know
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nothing against you enjoy it but but but do know
what you're putting into your body wasn't meant
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to be there is is all I'm saying is just enjoy
it um however you you want to take that but uh
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I I don't think they're good for you but it is
what it is enjoy yeah okay else got let's move
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on from cigarettes so for my next date in history
in 2020 us astronaut Christina Coke completes the
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longest continuous space space flight by a female
astronaut after 328 days on the International
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Space Station damn that's it's still less than a
year but longer than you and I have ever been to
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space Joshua so that's saying something correct
correct I mean that time I I I took mushrooms I
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did fail like I did go to space but that's
a totally different thing that's a totally
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different thing I don't think I really went there
but when I was on mushrooms I really did feel
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out of body um but yeah I thought that was pretty
impressive because we did talk a little bit about
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aliens and going to Mars in the last episode you
know we tend to dabble into that a little bit but
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I I thought I'd just tie that one in but my final
and fun one on this day in history I this is kind
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of cool we all love board games right don't you
love board games uh depending on what they are
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sure I love them okay maybe the reason I say that
is because I ain't going to play you in a game of
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Monopoly Joshua I know how you are okay like I
ain't playing you Monopoly at all just putting
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that out there monoply you know what I love about
this show is none of this is scripted uh because
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that you just you kind of said it right there in
1935 on this day in history Monopoly the board
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game look goes on sale for the first time and
since then the board game has gone on to sell
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more than 275 million cop what [ __ ] actually I
do kind of believe it that makes sense it makes a
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lot of sense but still nobody's going to believe
you Joshua that this is not scripted because who
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would have guessed that your topic would have
been about Monopoly you got it you got it man
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how many EP how many episodes are we in now we're
starting to read each other's minds um but this
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is not scripted Sean picked that one right off the
top that was that that's crazy though I mean they
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made like think about all the like the different
Monopoly sets that you can like have like I know
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they have they have like a Simpsons Monopoly
they have like a [ __ ] uh any movie you can
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think of there's a monopoly for it I've seen a
Men In Black Monopoly a minions Monopoly like
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it makes sense it all makes sense yeah and we
all know I'm a hoarder so I actually do I have
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to confess I do have a game of Monopoly I think
it's um I want to say it's like a Jurassic Park
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or it's it's a themed Monopoly but I've never
opened it it's still in the package hoarder in
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me thinks someday it will be worth money I don't
I do not know why I I'm thinking that over the
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Market's clearly flooded 275 million copies I
don't think that thing's going to be worth any
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type of money you got to look up how much that
it's worth Joshua next episode Valentine's Day
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episode look up how much that shit's worth and
we'll we'll come back to it yeah so that those
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are my fun facts for this February 6th um this
day in history everybody well thank you Joshua
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I appreciate that you always come through Joshua
with like the either coolest or weirdest facts I
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could possibly think of and I know that eventually
one day one day we won't have these facts because
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you probably will have already have said them so
I appreciate every moment that you share with me
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josua that's beautiful uh but before we move
on can I just say can I just say hey rest in
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peace Carl WEA on the day we're recording Carl
Weathers passed away and um Big Carl Weathers
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fan um last thing I saw him was in the Mandalorian
phenomenal um just want to say hey rest in peace
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buddy wherever you are hopefully it's better than
here that's it that's all I got man so with that
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said Joshua yes I'm sorry were you going to say
something I don't I didn't want to step no well I
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I was I I mean I don't want to go into tangent
here but who was Carl Weathers again sorry no
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disrespect oh my uh saw the Mandalorian but what
who who was who was Carl Weathers sorry everybody
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if you weren't a Mandalorian we're going to go
on a little Mandalorian tangent right here you
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can fast forward the episode if you want but um
I want to know who who this gentleman is Joshua
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Carl Weathers was in all of the Creed movies all
right Creed one two three right he was in all of
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the Rocky movies he was in the Predator he was he
was a football player he was a football player uh
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off screen don't worry about that um I will show
I will show you a picture of him you'll know who
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he is as soon as you see his face um phenomenal
actor uh sorry excuse me everybody I'll go ahead
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and send you a picture and then we'll cut so we
can do a little movie Magic here wait wait I it's
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coming to me was he in Predator he was in Predator
I just said that well that's okay so I I I thought
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you said that but well he's was he Arnold's um
like buddy yes sir he was also in Happy Gilmore
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my goodness Carl Weathers baby I I do know Carl
weather yeah rest in peace man that that guy's
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a good actor for sure for sure so for doing that
Sean of course yeah loveely man anyways let's uh
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you know no more sadness you know we respect his
memory we respect his Legend let's move on Josh
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I have a question for you why the [ __ ] do we
celebrate groundhog Groundhog's Day like what the
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[ __ ] does that have to do with anything so it
just happened uh it just happened today so spoiler
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alert everybody we're recording on February 2nd
but Joshua why do we think an animal is going to
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dictate the outcome of the seasons please explain
explain Joshua this is from your people all right
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so I I don't know anything about groundhogs day
other than the whole like you see a sh if he sees
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the Shadow and he goes back in what it's six more
months of or three more is it three months or or
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six weeks sorry see shows how much I know about
this [ __ ] apparently I know more than you six
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months yeah like we would have we wouldn't
be having [ __ ] yeah clearly I'm an idiot
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everybody I'm sorry um get this [ __ ] mixed up
all the time uh okay so I I don't know I'm hoping
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that you did find some facts about when this even
started because I I I don't know why we would do
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this I don't know why we would trust an animal
um that I mean that type for that for that type
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of thing I get it we can we can follow animal to
you know for prey or whatever like hunting grounds
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and I'm sure there's there's a historical meaning
behind hunter gatherer like why follow animals or
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believe animals any situation um but this whole
Groundhog's Day thing I I I I think he's gotten
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it wrong before too so we shouldn't be trusting a
groundhog he's not even trustworthy bro yeah so I
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did so for the record I did do a little bit
of research into this so awesome okay let's
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the holiday began as a part of the Christian
celebration of candle Mass day in Europe which
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was first observed in a. 350 350 uh to celebrate
Christians took their candles to church to have
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them blessed as a way to bring Good Fortune for
the year and for the remaining winter right So
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eventually the holiday like kind of evolved
um and it was like a a way for like uh like
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it like so like Germans introduced like hedgehogs
to this and like it just became more and more like
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obscure kind of thing and then eventually they
were like hey if it seeds its shadow like we're
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going to have a second winter and it was like you
add six more weeks to winter and it just got it
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just got weirder weirder and then apparently like
we brought it like they brought it over to us and
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then it it just kind of like stuck in the colonies
kind of thing and like now we have it every year
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we just ask a groundhog will we have more winter
groundhog and groundhog goes yeah that's my shadow
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all right I I don't want like Peta or anybody
coming after me for this one you know like cuz
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I do love animals you know Sean's the one over
here talking about you know what's a kick dog
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dogs and [ __ ] beating dogs yes yes but yeah be
yeah yeah yeah not really Sean would never do that
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but how about we how about we go to Congress and
we start something if if the groundhog gets it
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wrong like Thanksgiving why don't we just eat
this thing can you eat a groundhog can we like
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petition if he lies to us can we like is I mean
I don't want to be weird but like can we just
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like Joshua well let me put it this way buddy
yeah um if you want to eat like groundhog every
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time he's wrong take a guess at to like so from
1980 so 1987 sorry I'm so sorry not 19 1887 not
0:19:40.120,0:19:49.480
19 1887 take a guess as to how many times or the
percentage excuse me this animal has been correct
0:19:49.480,0:19:58.240
take a guess percentage from 1887 okay 1887 to now
how much is the percentage that he's been correct
0:19:59.400,0:20:15.760
go I'm gonna go I I I I'm g i I'm going to
say 50% of the time damn Joshua no hell no
0:20:15.760,0:20:22.600
this this animal has only been correct 39% of
the time Joshua you you're eating groundhog
0:20:22.600,0:20:29.640
every [ __ ] week like buddy like this animal
is not even right in predictions if he was on
0:20:29.640,0:20:37.880
ESPN he would have been fired like three weeks
ago just saying so yeah what begs the question
0:20:37.880,0:20:44.680
why do we still do it is it is it's just one
of those [ __ ] up Traditions bro it's like a
0:20:44.680,0:20:50.400
festival thing like like one of those holidays
you know that we've kind of created that just
0:20:50.400,0:20:55.280
we continue to do over and over and over and
over again yes I think that's what it is I
0:20:55.280,0:20:59.920
think that's exactly what it is and it's like one
of those things where it's like it's not hurting
0:20:59.920,0:21:06.280
anybody and so it's like you kind of just do it
except today I heard a story I was listening to
0:21:06.280,0:21:15.560
to Crystal on her Instagram or whatever she
was watching some video and apparently some
0:21:15.560,0:21:23.080
government official like was invited to do the
grun hog celebration and he [ __ ] dropped the
0:21:23.080,0:21:31.440
[ __ ] groundhog and [ __ ] killed it and the zoo
tried to cover it up a whole [ __ ] conspiracy
0:21:31.440,0:21:39.440
theory thing so animals are dying Joshua animals
are dying because of this [ __ ] so I I want to
0:21:39.440,0:21:45.680
I want to propose this to you buddy I think we
boycott I think this podcast boycots Groundhogs
0:21:45.680,0:21:56.800
Day I I'm going to have to agree with you because
we groundhog groundhog shouldn't be determining
0:21:56.800,0:22:02.400
our our seasons like and and how we plan our
calendar like all of a sudden like you planned
0:22:02.400,0:22:08.320
on oh it's going to be summertime so you go out
and buy a bathing suit when it's like you know
0:22:08.320,0:22:16.360
that's that's I'm sorry that's [ __ ] up so there
you go folks that's rude it's official sorry for
0:22:16.360,0:22:26.760
the delay does not approve of Groundhog's Day
just saying find another holiday I do yeah well
0:22:26.760,0:22:32.480
uh I got a couple holidays for you we could we
could segue right into the holidays I I I came
0:22:32.480,0:22:37.680
across let's do it joshu for this for this day of
this podcast that we're doing here so on February
0:22:37.680,0:22:44.160
6th maybe maybe these holidays will be something
you can relate to are you're okay with or want to
0:22:44.160,0:22:49.240
celebrate um but you're probably not going to get
an extra day paid like some like you know some of
0:22:49.240,0:22:55.520
these other holidays but we'll go down the list
here I got four of them y all right so for this
0:22:55.520,0:23:02.280
February 6 we got a holiday for you the first
one I got for you is National Chopstick day how
0:23:02.280,0:23:07.720
you feel about that day I actually am I'm for
that day I mean Joshua do you know how to use
0:23:07.720,0:23:12.600
chopsticks I mean it's it's a loaded question
because I already know the answer but do you
0:23:12.600,0:23:16.880
know how to use chopsticks Joshua yeah yeah I
do know how to use chopsticks I've never used
0:23:16.880,0:23:22.680
the little cheaters I've I've never you know I've
never I do know how to use chopsticks it is funny
0:23:22.680,0:23:27.320
though watching people who don't know how to use
chopsticks that it is I was going to go more of
0:23:27.320,0:23:32.320
the route it's it's funny to see people when
you go to a sushi bar so if you go to a sushi
0:23:32.320,0:23:37.600
bar with Joshua because Joshua knows how to use
chopsticks it's funny to see the people who think
0:23:37.600,0:23:42.200
that he doesn't know how to use the Chopsticks and
then when he does use the Chopsticks they're like
0:23:42.200,0:23:50.840
oh oh [ __ ] that's funny yeah when I ask for
when I ask for the fork and I also ask for the
0:23:50.840,0:23:56.560
Chopsticks they go what what do you me the fork
if you're getting the Chopstick too like I just
0:23:56.560,0:24:02.120
that's I've done that before and they get and then
the fork gets there and it never moves from where
0:24:02.120,0:24:06.760
they put it so when they come back to bust the
table it's still in the same spot they're like
0:24:06.760,0:24:13.840
why did he ask for a fork then he's a man of
mystery he's an [ __ ] like why did he do that
0:24:13.840,0:24:18.520
maybe I'm an [ __ ] I don't know I'd like to think
I'm not an [ __ ] everybody I'm I'm sorry just I'm
0:24:18.520,0:24:25.200
just silly sometimes like that yeah but you have
a tight [ __ ] so that's fine Jesus Christ so that
0:24:25.200,0:24:32.280
was my number one uh uh holiday that was the first
one I found I'm going to give you number two let's
0:24:32.280,0:24:40.160
see let's see if you like this one any better uh
we're going to go with today is National frozen
0:24:40.160,0:24:47.560
yogurt day okay all right I feel that uh there
was a a point in my life Joshua where I didn't
0:24:47.560,0:24:55.360
appreciate frozen yogurt as much as I should have
and um I regret it every day I regret it every day
0:24:55.360,0:25:00.480
frozen yogurt is delicious and and I believe
if you're not a fan of frozen yogurt you just
0:25:00.480,0:25:07.120
haven't tried hard enough and you need to find a
place that makes really good frozen yogurt so I'm
0:25:07.120,0:25:15.120
a fan let's go I agree I I do like frozen yogurt
as well it's it's kind of like one of those those
0:25:15.120,0:25:19.360
late night treats you know if you you left in
your freezer a while ago or whatever it is and
0:25:19.360,0:25:24.160
you're like oh yeah you get the munchies yeah
everybody knows about the munchies those late
0:25:24.160,0:25:31.400
night Munchies you know talk you know what I'm
talking to right for my for my number three yeah
0:25:31.400,0:25:41.360
for my number three holiday on this February 6 pay
a compliment day it's on the calendar for today
0:25:41.360,0:25:45.200
I like that well I think you I think everybody
should be paying compliments no matter what day
0:25:45.200,0:25:51.080
it is like no matter what you're doing you should
always just be nice in general That's like [ __ ]
0:25:51.080,0:25:58.480
Common Sense bro you know like you look good Josh
today you look kind of it's kind of thank you Sean
0:25:58.480,0:26:01.680
you you actually look good too did you get hair
good I no I didn't I just did my hair today you
0:26:01.680,0:26:09.040
know no hat day today let's go no hat that should
be today's holiday should be today there you go
0:26:09.040,0:26:13.440
yeah [ __ ] that day uh yeah that's I just I
when I read that I just found it kind of funny
0:26:13.440,0:26:20.240
that they had to make that a like they just made
that a holiday also like pay compliment day like
0:26:20.240,0:26:25.440
it's because people are stupid josua we went over
this last episode people are [ __ ] stupid like
0:26:25.440,0:26:30.960
they're just it just happens you know so you got
to make a holiday to remind people to be nice to
0:26:30.960,0:26:38.120
other people so okay okay I I can feel that and
let me get this is my final and fourth one for
0:26:38.120,0:26:49.240
the holidays on February 6th okay so the last one
that I have for you is time to talk day time to
0:26:49.240,0:26:54.520
what is what does that mean it's time time to
talk I I don't know I I was wondering because
0:26:54.520,0:26:59.640
you know you get into February right yeah yeah
and we we haven't gotten to Valentine's Day yet
0:26:59.640,0:27:07.080
but I'm wondering if they bled that into February
because they knew you know this the 6th you know
0:27:07.080,0:27:12.800
Valentine's Day is coming maybe maybe we just
we need to talk a little bit before we get to
0:27:12.800,0:27:18.480
Valentine's Day yeah you know it's time to talk
hey Joshua I think we need to talk you know bro
0:27:18.480,0:27:24.880
have we been doing 19 episodes of this podcast
like I think we need to talk I get it I get it it
0:27:24.880,0:27:28.320
makes sense now it makes sense you want to break
up with somebody before Valentine's Day so you
0:27:28.320,0:27:35.080
don't spend the money right it's like it's like
breaking breaking up with somebody after their
0:27:35.080,0:27:40.040
birthday because you waited too long to break
up before their birthday you know what I mean
0:27:40.040,0:27:45.720
so you just wait you know but in this situation
because it's a holiday you should know that it's
0:27:45.720,0:27:55.400
time to talk so yeah I I think I I I don't know
I I I'm going to go with they did they did create
0:27:55.400,0:28:00.760
this one based off of Valentine's Day coming so
so yeah let's let's talk about it so th those
0:28:00.760,0:28:09.440
everybody were the four non uh uh holidays are
just kind of ones that that people made up but
0:28:09.440,0:28:13.200
uh yeah those are the those are the those are
the four holidays whether you want to celebrate
0:28:13.200,0:28:22.320
the national Chopstick day National frozen yogurt
day pay compliment day time to talk day um cele
0:28:22.320,0:28:28.120
one of those yeah I mean I know I should have I
should have left the chopstick one for the last
0:28:28.120,0:28:35.200
one that that was that would have that would have
cheed everybody up yeah but in doing some some
0:28:35.200,0:28:40.240
research on all this stuff because you know Google
kind of just throws stuff at you right yeah I did
0:28:40.240,0:28:47.080
come across a little Tech news that was a little
bit surprising to me oh okay bust it did you hear
0:28:47.080,0:28:51.080
I mean you're you're the all knowing man over
there you got your crystal ball yes I don't move
0:28:51.080,0:29:00.200
from this did you hear about um the successful
so so Tech news Elon musk's neurolink implants
0:29:00.200,0:29:07.960
brain Tech into human patient for the first time
I did see the question I have so the question I
0:29:07.960,0:29:17.080
have for you Sean yep is I'm sucking if it comes
down to it if it comes down to it Sean because now
0:29:17.080,0:29:21.280
they're doing it we've T I think we even talked
earlier you know elon's doing a lot of [ __ ] you
0:29:21.280,0:29:25.720
know sending people to Mars we're getting there
now we're putting chips in people's brain the
0:29:25.720,0:29:31.160
thought the thought experiment I came across was
or I just thought of was uh as far as the implant
0:29:31.160,0:29:38.600
goes if you are socially like you just like say
you're drug addicted or you have problems or
0:29:38.600,0:29:47.280
just you're going through life situations are you
more likely to go get an implant in your brain or
0:29:47.280,0:29:54.640
are you going to go towards pharmaceutical drugs
which we currently already do what are you doing
0:29:54.640,0:30:00.360
well first of all because the technology is so new
if you're a drug addicted person they're probably
0:30:00.360,0:30:04.320
not going to let you do that they're probably
going to be like Hey listen we're not wasting
0:30:04.320,0:30:10.880
this high-tech medical research on you so go do
your Pharmaceuticals right I think this is more
0:30:10.880,0:30:20.280
catered towards like the the upper middle class
for whatever that means white woman in Suburbia La
0:30:20.280,0:30:29.240
who's like strung out on [ __ ] wine and oxycodon
like just wanting that next high you know that's
0:30:29.240,0:30:36.280
who elon's like trying to manipulate CU that's
where the extra money is right so I think I think
0:30:36.280,0:30:43.080
that's more likely so if you're picking as as we
do we have a little back and forth here because
0:30:43.080,0:30:48.760
just the two of us on here and and I would like
to see if anybody wants to comment on this is
0:30:48.760,0:30:54.800
any who else is going to go the neurolink way and
put a chip in their brain or who's going to stick
0:30:54.800,0:31:03.520
with the pharmaceutical drugs that they're already
pumping into society see I want to know I really I
0:31:03.520,0:31:12.040
really do want to know so I think the market is
flooded with Pharmaceuticals and once this this
0:31:12.040,0:31:19.120
technology gets really good really good I'm I'm
talking about like it's so good you don't even
0:31:19.120,0:31:23.760
have a scar in your head you just you know like
you just it's just in there in your brain you
0:31:23.760,0:31:28.720
know you're not walking around with a a laptop on
your forehead going me how to think you know that
0:31:28.720,0:31:36.120
kind of [ __ ] like you got you know you got like
a legit chip in there that fires off when you say
0:31:36.120,0:31:40.320
kind of have some crazy thoughts or you want to go
back to the pipe or you want to hit that fentanyl
0:31:40.320,0:31:47.160
you know when you when you really are just going
to go start thinking different and go dark I I I
0:31:47.160,0:31:52.680
don't know if I'm a fan of these pharmaceutical
drugs that that change the chemical compounds of
0:31:52.680,0:31:59.200
your body why not why not give it a little zap
instead why not why not not be able to pull your
0:31:59.200,0:32:05.320
finger you know instead of laying off a fart you
know what if you pull that finger and it kind of
0:32:05.320,0:32:12.280
like reset you a little bit you know AR thought
of that I mean just let's go all the way back to
0:32:12.280,0:32:19.600
when we started this episode aren't you just like
changing the chemicals in your brain no matter if
0:32:19.600,0:32:25.520
it's a spark versus something that's dissolved
into your bloodstream you know they're still
0:32:25.520,0:32:32.040
breaking down cells you know it's still making
a change and making an adjustment but I don't
0:32:32.040,0:32:38.160
think so I don't think that that's where this is
leading to I don't think Elon Musk is trying to be
0:32:38.160,0:32:42.440
like hey I'm going to make sure that everybody's
healthy and safe you know nobody's going to use
0:32:42.440,0:32:47.720
drugs anymore nobody's goingon to do that I don't
think that's what he's doing I think it's more of
0:32:47.720,0:32:55.280
hey I finally have a way to direct a sponsorship
into your [ __ ] brain so that way you pick Coke
0:32:55.280,0:33:01.040
instead of Pepsi I think that's where this is
leading so the question has to be the question
0:33:01.040,0:33:08.120
has to be whether or not you're okay with that
like you know like this is this is leading into
0:33:08.120,0:33:16.000
a future where you can literally have both now an
augmented reality where you can have contacts that
0:33:16.000,0:33:26.440
display a website right or whatever you know in
front of you and have something embedded in your
0:33:26.440,0:33:33.400
body that is telling you to feel happy when you
look at X thing you know like is that a future
0:33:33.400,0:33:39.200
that you're okay with is more of the question
you should be thinking of rather than oh this
0:33:39.200,0:33:46.760
is going to do good for society like no none of
this shit's good for society bro like yeah maybe
0:33:46.760,0:33:52.320
some of it will be but I don't think it's going
to be good for anybody I think if you watch this
0:33:52.320,0:34:01.680
episode 50 years in the future I am either going
to be wrong or completely right place your bets
0:34:01.680,0:34:07.480
I I and that's the disturbing truth about it what
you just said that is the disturbing truth because
0:34:07.480,0:34:15.840
when you put any type of chip in somebody's brain
I mean who has access to that is just the owner
0:34:15.840,0:34:20.680
of of you know probably not you know nobody
nobody has full command of their phone anybody
0:34:20.680,0:34:27.120
can get into your phone anybody can get into your
computer I I I don't think you can completely get
0:34:27.120,0:34:32.480
tech companies out of technology that that's
not what they're in it for so you're right um
0:34:32.480,0:34:36.160
when they see red you know that little chip goes
off and they want to go drink a Coke or something
0:34:36.160,0:34:43.080
you know like yeah you're probably right there
there's going to be some manipulation um but I
0:34:43.080,0:34:52.280
also think that if done correctly if done morally
right which most companies are not morally driven
0:34:52.280,0:34:57.080
uh we haven't even and and we probably shouldn't
go into the the what's going on with Mark Zucker
0:34:57.080,0:35:01.920
ber in in uh Congress right now he knows he's
been interviewed I don't know if you seen any
0:35:01.920,0:35:11.000
of those any of that footage but they're ripping
that guy a piece he's getting ripped hard uh but
0:35:11.000,0:35:16.720
man I I think if morally some of these companies
can get on board because clearly Pharmaceuticals
0:35:16.720,0:35:22.400
they're they're morally not driven either right
everybody's rotten you know insulin's gone up y
0:35:22.400,0:35:31.400
um cancer treatment anything that that benefits
our wellbeing that doesn't make dollar how do you
0:35:31.400,0:35:37.560
profit on that that's exactly what they're
thinking yeah it's it's it's very very very
0:35:37.560,0:35:43.960
difficult um and I think it's going to take
young minds I think it's going to take people
0:35:43.960,0:35:50.560
U not who are there now to make these changes and
so hopefully um with these implants and everything
0:35:50.560,0:35:56.920
going on I I think I I'm a glass half full person
you know I can go negative very easily I can go I
0:35:56.920,0:36:05.600
can go sit in a dark corner and go sad you know
I I can do that but I think mankind generally
0:36:05.600,0:36:11.240
wants to survive hunter gatherers we are here to
survive we are here to make it we just have to get
0:36:11.240,0:36:19.920
those same type of people in charge otherwise
you are right we will fail as a society and it
0:36:19.920,0:36:27.960
will be over before we create before we Peak
as uh humankind I I think sad but I but again
0:36:27.960,0:36:34.520
I like to think we're good I like to think that
too but Joshua listen to this when I was younger
0:36:34.520,0:36:41.560
I had that exact same mentality where it was like
when I'm older I'm going to change things for the
0:36:41.560,0:36:48.560
better and now that I'm older I'm like you know
let the young people change things for the better
0:36:48.560,0:36:58.720
you know which is really sad to think about but
when it comes down to it it's it's like you as
0:36:58.720,0:37:05.480
you grow older you realize things are so your
time here is short and so if you're not making
0:37:05.480,0:37:11.560
a conscious effort to begin with as a young in
the younger age like there you you kind of get
0:37:11.560,0:37:17.640
caught up in everything you know and that's sad
so you rely on the younger people to to figure
0:37:17.640,0:37:26.000
out the problems later and so I don't know man but
for anybody wondering there's a show called made
0:37:26.000,0:37:34.360
for love that was cancelled um two years ago but
there's two seasons of it it has to do with the
0:37:34.360,0:37:40.400
exact thing we were talking about a neural implant
into somebody's head and being told how to think
0:37:40.400,0:37:46.760
and how to feel it's a good show highly recommend
everybody watch it um it's on I think it's on HBO
0:37:46.760,0:37:54.800
right now HBO Max but definitely check it out cuz
it kind of it's a it's a weird look into a future
0:37:54.800,0:38:04.560
that's really possible after hearing this news so
just saying yeah so so yeah I I will stay positive
0:38:04.560,0:38:13.840
about about this situation and I I'm looking
forward to the future of technology and hopes that
0:38:13.840,0:38:19.120
some kid being born today that doesn't want to be
controlled makes a difference and you know how it
0:38:19.120,0:38:26.760
is you you you you play the corporate game just
like I do um and they tell us all the time you
0:38:26.760,0:38:33.280
learn how to play the game or they don't want you
in the game at all exactly so listen and for the
0:38:33.280,0:38:38.920
record everybody uh if neural implants can tell me
that I could have a boner for more than 24 hours
0:38:38.920,0:38:44.360
without without having to go to a doctor I will do
it so just saying there's my opinion wouldn't that
0:38:44.360,0:38:52.880
be interesting you you replace the blue pill with
a chip dick just zap [ __ ] zaps the nerve that
0:38:52.880,0:39:01.600
keeps your dick hard that's I don't know all for
it Game Changer Game Changer game changer that's
0:39:01.600,0:39:09.000
I mean I I'm not taking a pill I'm I'm hitting the
butt it every time I'm using like spamming X like
0:39:09.000,0:39:17.720
get there yeah I'm I'm doing that one 100% of the
time um I love it J hey not to change topics real
0:39:17.720,0:39:24.640
quick but just to change topics real quick we kind
of alluded to it last episode but Sports Joshua
0:39:24.640,0:39:33.000
sports betting Sports we finally know who's going
to the Super Bowl and one of us is happy about
0:39:33.000,0:39:38.560
this the other one is not and I kind of want to
talk about it Joshua because let's let's just go
0:39:38.560,0:39:45.000
on let's go on the record here I am a 49er fan
Joshua is a Raider fan the Super Bowl is being
0:39:45.000,0:39:50.160
held at the Raider Stadium first of all Joshua
I I have a bunch of questions but I just want to
0:39:50.160,0:40:00.080
narrow this down how do you feel about a opposing
team who is hated division rival divisional rival
0:40:00.080,0:40:08.560
hated right playing a game in your home field
like how does that feel as a fan because obviously
0:40:08.560,0:40:18.400
we're not players look at me I can barely roll on
the field so I I honestly I feel great about it
0:40:18.400,0:40:27.280
feel great all right great you know I feel great
why is that cuz all you I shouldn't be mean should
0:40:27.280,0:40:35.040
I just be mean about it hey minutes here 49er fans
are going to pay way too much for those [ __ ]
0:40:35.040,0:40:39.760
seats and you guys are a bunch of [ __ ] idiots
did you see how much those seats are going for
0:40:39.760,0:40:46.800
Joshua they got sweets going for over a million
yes sir some of these other seats are $700,000 so
0:40:46.800,0:40:55.640
as a Raider fan give me your [ __ ] money go there
spend all your money your kid's college fund all
0:40:55.640,0:41:02.280
the [ __ ] that your that car your [ __ ] mortgage
to your house give this Raider fan and our Stadium
0:41:02.280,0:41:10.720
all your [ __ ] money give it to me know I went
a little hard you're not that crazy of a a Niner
0:41:10.720,0:41:16.360
hater but yeah [ __ ] y I'm taking money every day
like that's that's the you know that's the reason
0:41:16.360,0:41:22.680
that they did that was because they [ __ ] they
they hate the Chiefs they [ __ ] hate the ners
0:41:22.680,0:41:28.240
like why not just jack up the [ __ ] prices people
are going to pay people are paying for this [ __ ]
0:41:28.240,0:41:35.720
dude like there are people who like are like h d
it's [ __ ] crazy it's crazy you know what that
0:41:35.720,0:41:44.920
is that's that big dick Raider Las Vegas mentality
come sit on this big [ __ ] Raider dick and [ __ ]
0:41:44.920,0:41:53.760
for four quarters you feed me all your money you
and your [ __ ] oh that's [ __ ] great buddy sorry
0:41:53.760,0:42:00.280
that that was a little hard I mean no that's I I
fans respect you know you guys got there you did
0:42:00.280,0:42:05.840
the work but I'm going to [ __ ] take your money
and and my s's goingon to take your money and all
0:42:05.840,0:42:11.640
your family money too we're gonna [ __ ] taking it
from you for the record J are you rooting for us
0:42:11.640,0:42:19.280
or are you rooting for your Rivals the Kansas City
Chiefs it's division hard to root it's hard to
0:42:19.280,0:42:28.360
root for any of those teams honestly but it's it
this you put me in a very very very tough position
0:42:28.360,0:42:33.280
asking me this question because next year could
come around yeah and we could be sitting against
0:42:33.280,0:42:38.480
the Chiefs who I'm saying yeah last year d d you
know you freaking said you were cool with it and
0:42:38.480,0:42:44.680
now they beat your ass in the playoffs um but at
the same time how am I supposed to be a Niner go
0:42:44.680,0:42:51.360
for a Niner I'm not gonna pick either one I'm
not Pi you're going to boycott you're going to
0:42:51.360,0:42:56.280
boycott the whole Super Bowl is that is that
what's going to happen I'm I I'm just looking
0:42:56.280,0:43:01.200
forward to the the tickets going down next year
cuz all y all paid way too much for your [ __ ]
0:43:01.200,0:43:08.360
seats so when I go to buy my ticket they're less
next year thank you very much so Joshua let me
0:43:08.360,0:43:15.120
ask you this to piggy back on this conversation
sports betting right sports betting yeah yeah
0:43:15.120,0:43:24.440
how do you feel about the the sports betting
activity right and so okay let me let me try to
0:43:24.440,0:43:34.000
rephrase this better um let me ask this question
do you think sports are being rigged now more than
0:43:34.000,0:43:46.360
before yes okay yeah I I totally believe it's
got to be beneficial for the investors so if
0:43:46.360,0:43:51.280
uh you're not if an investor is not making money
whether they're losing on the game or winning on
0:43:51.280,0:43:56.080
the game there's going to be some there's going
to be some screwy stuff I mean we saw a couple
0:43:56.080,0:44:00.680
games this year where like people are kicking
field goals when they're down by seven points
0:44:00.680,0:44:05.000
you know with like 3 seconds left like you know
you're just covering the spread with those three
0:44:05.000,0:44:10.440
points you don't really it's not about you know
normally just knee the ball right so somebody's
0:44:10.440,0:44:15.840
somebody somewhere it's got to benefit somebody
so let me ask you this Jos I do I do think it's
0:44:15.840,0:44:23.360
rigged okay not complely this but it's got to
make somebody money so how long is it before
0:44:23.360,0:44:34.320
the Integrity of sports becomes Je ized by either
bad refereeing or the underlying statement that
0:44:34.320,0:44:39.840
sports are rigged like how much further do you
think we can we have to go into the future before
0:44:39.840,0:44:48.600
this becomes more of a problem than it already
is because it clearly already is I think when
0:44:48.600,0:44:55.560
it okay I think like anything else if you don't
have independent committees uh reviewing things
0:44:55.560,0:45:02.400
and independent committees that don't that don't
benefit from either side m i i I think it will
0:45:02.400,0:45:07.920
continue to go on forever it's just like like
uh in government you know if you do not have
0:45:07.920,0:45:14.720
independent oversight somebody that doesn't
stand a benefit from one thing or another I
0:45:14.720,0:45:19.200
think it will continue to be to to sway towards
the people who are going to make the most money
0:45:19.200,0:45:25.960
so I I can't give you years because until you know
how long does it take for people to even consider
0:45:25.960,0:45:30.280
independent committees true I mean they got to
jump their Hoops like how honor how honorable
0:45:30.280,0:45:34.840
are you as an independent company you know like
they're not going to believe you either you know
0:45:34.840,0:45:40.200
they're going to think you want in on the take as
well so I don't think there's a way around it it
0:45:40.200,0:45:44.880
just I think there's always going to be there's
always going to be cheating there always got to
0:45:44.880,0:45:49.000
be a winner there always got to be a loser um
I I just trip out when people bet against their
0:45:49.000,0:45:57.240
own team I saw some [ __ ] the other day some
guy bet [ __ ] $110,000 against his uh Cowboys
0:45:57.240,0:46:04.960
and he's a Cowboys fan well I mean he made that
bet up right you know so Cowboys lost just saying
0:46:04.960,0:46:09.800
yeah and he got it was a smart move he got [ __ ]
he got [ __ ] from it because he bet on the under
0:46:09.800,0:46:14.720
I I don't really know betting but he he bet in
a way that even if he lost his 10 he still was
0:46:14.720,0:46:22.680
GNA balance it out with the under yeah so that I
mean [ __ ] dick what kind of I mean you know are
0:46:22.680,0:46:27.280
you really a fan at that point if you're betting
against your team if if you're doing that kind of
0:46:27.280,0:46:33.200
undercutting like that's that's the same lobbyist
[ __ ] that that you know goes on and it's it's
0:46:33.200,0:46:37.360
it's unfortunate you know true fans don't bet
against their team um you just don't bet at
0:46:37.360,0:46:43.160
all if you don't want to lose I ain't got money
to lose because I ain't losing money yeah yeah
0:46:43.160,0:46:47.960
just don't bet just don't just root for your team
don't put money on the line and have a good time
0:46:47.960,0:46:53.960
enjoy the barbecue have a drink that's what I'm
doing in the Super Bowl also just before we wrap
0:46:53.960,0:46:59.000
this all up Josh because we're already [ __ ]
almost 50 minutes in here there's going to be
0:46:59.000,0:47:05.160
a SpongeBob uh Victor takes all thing that they're
doing on Nickelodeon and I just want everybody to
0:47:05.160,0:47:10.040
watch that because it's it sounds [ __ ] amazing
and Joshua I know you don't know what I'm talking
0:47:10.040,0:47:15.680
about so I'll show you after the episode but
it's gonna be [ __ ] cool for those who know
0:47:15.680,0:47:25.080
so with that said Joshua yeah yeah no just sorry
continue no I was I was going to say because you
0:47:25.080,0:47:29.400
have your SpongeBob thing I just want to know
cuz they keep it's all over the the the [ __ ]
0:47:29.400,0:47:35.400
advertisements if gron KY is going to actually
make his field goal this year is$ 10 million you
0:47:35.400,0:47:39.480
know that [ __ ] they did I don't know it's last
year it's all over years AG years ago I don't know
0:47:39.480,0:47:43.680
what that is yeah no he's not doing it again
right he's doing it again yes but he's not GNA
0:47:43.680,0:47:50.240
make it and if he does it's gonna be [ __ ] rigged
I [ __ ] hope he slips and Falls you know it's a
0:47:50.240,0:47:59.840
commercial yeah just come on dude oh F stupid
all right josua with that said let's get to
0:47:59.840,0:48:06.000
some value finds any fun finds you got I got this
[ __ ] mystery box that I'm about to pull from uh
0:48:06.000,0:48:11.520
while you give us whatever you got so MIA just
cut me out of the the frame here while I do this
0:48:11.520,0:48:20.520
[ __ ] all right everybody as as I uh got to it
last week if you watched last week's episode uh
0:48:20.520,0:48:27.920
I had somebody do some original art which I found
completely awesome and I truly am happy about and
0:48:27.920,0:48:33.640
and I think that person as soon as I saw them
again it was super awesome so the the the cool
0:48:33.640,0:48:40.160
fun find or fun creation I have for you guys
today to take a look at is a piece of original
0:48:40.160,0:48:48.720
artwork that was also done by by a loved one a a
friend of the family a relative uh might as well
0:48:48.720,0:48:57.120
you know he's my niece you know I've been told uh
to say that but she is my niece um just get right
0:48:57.120,0:49:02.800
my she's my niece um but she's she's good at Art
she continues to do it I'm I'm truly motivating
0:49:02.800,0:49:07.240
her to do more so this is a piece of original
artwork that she did she gave me one Christmas
0:49:07.240,0:49:11.160
and I thought i' I'd like to share that with
everybody um it has a fun little saying on it
0:49:11.160,0:49:19.680
which pretty cool um again piece of original
artwork done for me have the courage to touch
0:49:19.680,0:49:26.000
the butt honestly better than any Fortune we've
read sorry Special K please don't we're both for
0:49:26.000,0:49:32.640
sponsorship but that's I mean come on come on
that's beautiful that's [ __ ] beautiful pretty
0:49:32.640,0:49:36.800
cool right yeah it's pretty cool I thought I
thought it was pretty cool that she did that
0:49:36.800,0:49:43.720
yeah Finding Nemo inspired um yeah so everybody
have the courage to touch the butt I'm gonna
0:49:43.720,0:49:52.720
touch your butt bro a piece of original artwork
awesome that's [ __ ] my genuine fun fine original
0:49:52.720,0:50:01.040
uh creative art I love it dude I love it I love
it I [ __ ] oh makes me so happy so what do you
0:50:01.040,0:50:08.920
got Sean you got a big ass treasure box got a big
ass Mystery Box bro I'm I I'm excited to see this
0:50:08.920,0:50:14.480
I don't know give us the story though give us the
story on this mystery box like yeah it was a late
0:50:14.480,0:50:23.920
and rainy night the Funko website had a sale
going on um for like half off Funko pups and
0:50:23.920,0:50:28.960
we were just like let's get some funkos right
let's get some funkos and we just kind of went
0:50:28.960,0:50:37.760
through a list we ordered like seven eight Funko
Pops I don't remember what they are because my
0:50:37.760,0:50:44.080
brain memory my short-term memory is [ __ ] shot I
think you can call that brain damage um but we're
0:50:44.080,0:50:49.360
going to call it a just a hazy brain all right
and so I'm going to pull from the box I opened
0:50:49.360,0:50:55.080
it in a way which is barbaric but I don't I
can't see what's inside the box so I'm just
0:50:55.080,0:51:00.360
going to pull pull for the next seven 8 weeks or
whatever just pull one thing out and we're just
0:51:00.360,0:51:07.880
going to see what it is cuz when you ain't got no
mystery boxes you make one so let's [ __ ] do it
0:51:07.880,0:51:15.520
Joshua are you ready ready for the first Mystery
Box po let's go that's see it actually Josh left
0:51:15.520,0:51:21.200
or right left side or right side and that's
that's always passes so choose the opposite
0:51:21.200,0:51:26.240
of what you're thinking because I'm I'm opposite
of you so left or right I'm passing it to the left
0:51:26.240,0:51:30.280
every time everybody you pass to the left don't
ever let somebody tell you something different
0:51:30.280,0:51:41.200
pass to the left all right here we go Joshua you
have chosen the Freddy Funko with a floaty oh my
0:51:41.200,0:51:49.480
God look at that bad boy wow Preddy Funko little
floaty it's like a little dinosaur right there
0:51:49.480,0:51:55.080
that's [ __ ] sick Bro yeah that is that's going
to go on the wall back there okay I was going to
0:51:55.080,0:52:00.400
ask you is that saying in the box or is out of
the box so Freddy Funko always stay in the Box
0:52:00.400,0:52:06.200
because Freddy funkos are pretty profitable so
these ones stay in the box but I'm going to put
0:52:06.200,0:52:10.720
it in the back back there and I don't know Joshua
if you noticed yet but I changed my background in
0:52:10.720,0:52:18.200
the back a little bit I have a a little uh Alice
and Wonderland theme going on back here Joshua
0:52:18.200,0:52:25.520
for Springtime see that for spring my boy so
that'll be back there for the foreseeable future
0:52:25.520,0:52:30.680
uh but I still have my Christmas stuff Joshua I'm
incorporating it you still got those [ __ ] lights
0:52:30.680,0:52:36.760
up dude lights up here you go so here's here's
the reasoning Joshua so the uh Christmas tree is
0:52:36.760,0:52:41.440
no longer a Christmas tree it's just a pine tree
now buddy like this is just a pine tree you find
0:52:41.440,0:52:47.240
out into the woods you know just covered in lights
and stuff you know and then the the little Garland
0:52:47.240,0:52:53.800
back here right this is just some some plant that
you uh you find in nature you know so it's no
0:52:53.800,0:53:01.680
longer Christmas themed anymore yes the lights
May scream Christmas but the heart says spring
0:53:01.680,0:53:08.000
just saying well well bringing a little of the
outside indoors I get it it still looks festive
0:53:08.000,0:53:13.880
it still looks great um but I'm looking forward to
you taking down those stupid lights at some point
0:53:13.880,0:53:22.600
n bro no they're permanent now keep that [ __ ]
up keep that [ __ ] up I love it keep it up bro
0:53:22.600,0:53:29.360
keep it up oh man all right J let's move on let's
go to our uh our Fortune of the week let's end
0:53:29.360,0:53:35.920
this [ __ ] with a fortune let's get some lucky
numbers thank you to Freddy Funko look at that
0:53:35.920,0:53:45.600
beautiful yes sir beautiful [ __ ] little clap
there for that good old Freddy funco F fun five
0:53:45.600,0:53:53.080
all right everybody we have reached the time in
the show as we always do we like to PP you know
0:53:53.080,0:53:59.320
pop a little little fortun for everybody we're
going to hit a little Special K cuz I still got
0:53:59.320,0:54:07.000
a few of these left uh Jos you're going to have to
reload on some Special K bro you're right I only
0:54:07.000,0:54:11.800
have a few more more of those left over there all
right let's get into it let's get into our Fortune
0:54:11.800,0:54:18.680
everybody what do we got for this February 6 for
our fun fortune that I have to vacuum up off my
0:54:18.680,0:54:27.160
carpet every single time one of these every here
we go every [ __ ] time all right all right so for
0:54:27.160,0:54:40.360
our Fortune everybody on this February 6th your
fortune is the Saints are the Sinners who keep on
0:54:40.360,0:54:53.440
trying well not a fortune but it's pretty accurate
accurate I guess all right okay I want to read it
0:54:53.440,0:55:01.160
one more time because maybe this can can this tie
into the Super Bowl the Saints are the Sinners who
0:55:01.160,0:55:08.480
keep on trying so what you're saying is the Chiefs
are going to win because they are considered the
0:55:08.480,0:55:18.520
Sinners I I don't don't know bro this could
maybe the lucky numbers on the back I swear
0:55:18.520,0:55:26.200
to God if there's a 13 in this week's lucky
numbers Brock pie we win let's go hit me with
0:55:26.200,0:55:33.080
them numbers there's probably not I just I set
it into existence what what numbers pack you know
0:55:33.080,0:55:36.600
you know I'm not even gonna say it I'm not even
gonna say it because I if I say it it's gonna
0:55:36.600,0:55:44.000
happen I'm gonna will it into existence all right
well here we go for everyone's lucky numbers on
0:55:44.000,0:56:02.960
this February 6 2024 your lucky numbers are 19
26 6 45 42 and 36 all right and as I always do
0:56:02.960,0:56:14.640
I read them twice just in case anybody missed it
do lucky numbers one more time 19 26 6 45 42 and
0:56:14.640,0:56:23.600
36 everybody let's win let's do it uh just for
the record D that first number that you said uh
0:56:23.600,0:56:28.920
was Deo Samuel's number 19 so I think that's the
future just saying if you're going to put money on
0:56:28.920,0:56:37.440
it let's go Niners let's go Niner gang no bang
bang no no no no no okay well maybe maybe yeah
0:56:37.440,0:56:43.240
maybe you're on to something there but I'm like
I said I am using my big dick Raider energy and
0:56:43.240,0:56:49.520
we GNA take your money Hey listen you can have all
the money I I can give you buddy if if we win the
0:56:49.520,0:56:55.960
Super Bowl just saying just saying and with that
being said everybody that brings us to the end
0:56:55.960,0:57:01.160
of another episode thank you for watching thank
you for listening we really do appreciate you we
0:57:01.160,0:57:07.400
really do uh love you um you know we're just a
little we're a little we're a little babby right
0:57:07.400,0:57:13.000
now but eventually we're going to be we're going
to be a mediumsized babby and we appreciate you
0:57:13.000,0:57:20.680
guys being along for the ride so Joshua please
any last words um I couldn't said it better uh
0:57:20.680,0:57:27.200
thank you to everybody as I always do I appreciate
every single one of you who does watch who does
0:57:27.200,0:57:34.720
like who does subscribe who drops a little comment
I appreciate all of you we do read your feedback
0:57:34.720,0:57:40.320
we enjoy it so um hit us with a you know a few
comments you know if you know somebody who might
0:57:40.320,0:57:46.720
be into the show introduce them and uh yeah let's
keep it going let's let's make a uh as I always
0:57:46.720,0:57:53.240
say you know let's make this 2024 a solid one and
it's a year of doing more for everybody so I wish
0:57:53.240,0:58:00.040
everybody well and uh thank you for for stopping
in appreciate you all let's go see you next week
0:58:00.040,0:58:12.380
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deuces
