Sorry For The Delay | EP.22 | Six Holidays, Anosmia Awareness & Trolley Mayhem
-WHAT’S IN OUR CUP-
Sean: None This Episode
Joshua: None This Episode
-CHAPTERS-
00:00 Mia Intro & Cold Open
00:26 Hosts Welcome & Weather Check
02:35 This Day In History: Barbra Streisand Clones Her Dog
04:33 What It Costs To Clone A Pet ($50K)
06:26 Bonus Holiday: National Kahlúa Day
08:50 Holiday #1: International Polar Bear Day (+Favorite Bears)
10:23 Holiday #2: National Protein Day (Unserious Protein Talk)
11:21 Holiday #3: National Strawberry Day (Peeling Strawberries?!)
16:07 Holiday #4: Pokémon Day (Bathroom Trade Lore)
19:41 Holiday #5: Retro Day
21:21 Awareness: Anosmia (Loss Of Smell) Discussion
30:36 New Segment: Trial By Trolley (How It Works)
31:55 Round 1 — The 1% Vs Alien Body Snatchers
34:34 Round 2 — Young Artist Vs Beloved Children’s Author
37:24 Round 3 — Butcher Makes Meat Pies Vs Anti–Video Game Parents
39:22 Round 4 — Your Entire Family Vs Lone Trolley Survivor
43:10 Round 5 — Hometown Sports Team Vs Promising Young Scientist
48:01 Fun Finds: Girlfriend’s Painting (Brewery Paint Night)
51:35 Mystery Funko Pull: The Mandalorian
56:19 Fortune Of The Week
57:52 Lucky Numbers
58:41 The “Seven Sevens” Year-Long Tease
59:52 Sign-Off & Thanks
-SOUND BITES-
• “On this day… Barbra Streisand cloned her dog. Twice.” — Joshua on celebrity science.
• “It costs fifty thousand dollars to clone a dog.” — Sean doing the math no one asked for.
• “International Polar Bear Day—what’s your favorite bear?” — Joshua starts the ranking.
• “I eat the whole apple… core and seeds.” — Sean gets weirdly passionate about fruit.
• “Pokémon trades in the bathroom like an underground ring.” — Joshua reveals the past.
• “Anosmia is real—if you can’t smell, life gets weird.” — Sean with a public service moment.
• “Trial by Trolley time—you have to choose.” — Joshua lays down the rules.
• “The 1% versus alien body snatchers… that’s a tough one.” — Sean debates morality.
• “If you pick the butcher, you’re saving meat pies for the world.” — Joshua finds logic in chaos.
• “I’m throwing the whole family on the tracks.” — Sean, no hesitation.
• “Retro Day means you dress like the past or just remember when gas was cheap.” — Joshua’s guide to nostalgia.
• “I can’t imagine not being able to smell bacon.” — Sean sympathizing with the anosmic.
• “Funko time—The Mandalorian himself.” — Sean reveals the pull.
• “Anyone can start; only the thoroughbred will finish.” — Joshua reads the fortune.
• “Seven sevens—does that mean luck or just confusion?” — Sean tries to interpret fate.
-FORTUNE & FINDS-
Fortune: Anyone can start; only the thoroughbred will finish.
Lucky Numbers: 54, 25, 48, 39, 7, 45
Fun Finds / Value Finds:
Sean: Mystery Funko Pull — The Mandalorian, a solid addition to his Star Wars shelf.
Joshua: Hand-Painted Canvas — Gift from his girlfriend during a brewery paint night, proof love can be art and beer.
(Artwork Shoutout: None This Episode)
Transcript
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welcome to sorry for the delay I'm your editor Mia
in this week's episode the boys lay down six new
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holidays while bringing awareness to a serious
disease they then fill up the episode with a
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new segment um maybe I don't think they know
yet let us know if you like the idea anywh who
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enjoy the show ready oh I wasn't even ready
for that [ __ ] I know right hello everyone
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welcome to another episode of sorry for the delay
episode 22 we are your hosts my name is Sean this
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is Joshua Joshua how you doing boy I'm doing
good Sean I'm doing good dealing with a little
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bit of weather here where where I live I don't
know what you're dealing with up there but it's
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kind of dumping down here um a little cool not
freezing not ice or cold or whatever but other
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than weather being a little down I feel okay I'm
a little little tired per usual got up at like 4:
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this morning um so I'm looking to you um pick
me up and the rest of everybody watching let's
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let's pick it up let's go hey just like Jesus
Joshua I'm going to carry you through the sand
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I think that's how that goes right is that like
your Footsteps in between my footsteps I you
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know that thing where people do with the feet
and they go like this that's that's you and me
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buddy that's you and me I got you yeah yeah we
got to work on that yeah I want you to lift me
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up today today I need your spirit and your energy
to bring me through the roof Lift Me Up Baby Boy
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Lift Me Up you lift me up yeah yeah especially
all right well let's start every episode the
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way we always start an episode Joshua what do
you do you have any this days in histories any
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fun facts any anything that'll that'll get us in
the mood the right way I don't know what do you
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got I know I I usually do do this a in history
I do all that unfortunately there wasn't I mean
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there was a lot of stuff that happened this day
in history but we're kind of steering away from
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politics for the time being so I don't want to
talk about politics didn't want to offload any
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of that to to you guys listening there was a lot
of earthquakes there's volcanoes there there's a
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bunch of stuff like environmental tragedies and
people dying and all that and I I I don't like
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sadness yeah I don't like to start episodes off
with just chaos and murder and destruction um so
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I I didn't want to talk about any of that but
I did find a random this day in history uh fun
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fact or whatever you want to call it I thought
it was I thought it was a trip um so on this day
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in history do you know who Barbara stron is oh
yeah of course I know Barbara stran is yeah so
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on this day in history Barbara stran either
admitted or somehow would came out that she
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has cloned her dog twice what what what yeah how
this this this is this might sound random to all
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of you guys but I guess if there's a pet that you
love something about this pet you know if you got
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the money like Barbara stron does back in 2018
yeah oh yeah she revealed that she cloned the
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dog that she had she's cloned it twice what the
f [ __ ] yeah okay well hang on Joshua first of
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all how much do you think it costs to clone a dog
or any type of animal how much do you think like
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ballpark estimate like I'm going to Google it so
take a take a guess okay if you're Clon well she
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did this back in 2018 so I'm guessing back in 2018
when cloning I guess was already happening I don't
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know if it was so public I don't know if it was
like like you know a thing yet I'm going to go I
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think it's expensive I'm going to go to clone
her dog it probably cost her around let's say
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$10,000 wow clone you think only 10K Jos
you think you think 10K is is it that's
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it buddy I mean I I don't know what it takes
I don't know what it takes to clone somebody
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I mean are they taking clippin or do they
say poop like how did they how did they
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clone this thing listen what does it take
so first off right off the bat buddy right
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off the GetGo all right right off the rip all
right 25k just the down payment just the down
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payment after that another 25k $50,000
is what it costs to clone a dog buddy
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$50,000 can you imagine what you would do $50,000
I'd probably buy a new liver um actually that that
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how much do you think a new liver costs on the
black market like should I get in the Weeds on
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that should I look that w n i you want to Google
that one either to start looking at Black Market
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like how much does it cost to to buy bad oh body
parts oh man yeah don't Google that one you get
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in trouble for that [ __ ] 50,000 though that's
what she spent well she spent 100K cuz she did
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it twice so there is uh there is a reason if you
have money you do stupid things you know that is
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it that is the reason right there yeah so that
that's was one of my fun Little finds uh on this
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day in history but I did also because there wasn't
like I mentioned earlier there wasn't a whole lot
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of fun stuff to talk about but I did come across
holidays like we've been coming through on uh uh
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coming up a little segment in the past episode so
I do have I can I can lay all six on you or you
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can just tell me to stop and shut up I've heard
enough holidays Joshua I'm done with your holidays
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so wait before you lay down the holidays Joshua
um can I give a holiday first because I want to
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I I don't know if you'll hit it in this list and
I I kind of want to hit it okay go for it give
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give me a holiday the holiday that the words buddy
words uh the holiday that I have Joshua is today
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is National kala day are you a fan of Kala Joshua
are you a fan of that that chocolatey sauce I I
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will admit when it comes to Kua I I have bought
a bunch of Kua but I've never once finished a
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bottle so if that says anything about how much I
love Kua or how much I would ever use kala I I'm
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I'm not a big Kua guy I it's a cof you put it in
coffee like what do you what do you do with Kua
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you can put it um would I make my kaloa drinks
I usually will do one of two things the first
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thing being because I'm not a big coffee drinker
oh so sorry to offend everybody here uh the first
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thing I will do is hot chocolate because I'm a
child and the second thing I will do is I will
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make drinks with coffee for other people so those
are the two things I put kala in okay well also
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my [ __ ] but that's a different story Jesus
Christ that poor [ __ ] of yours like at this
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point that's like a should be a sponsor of our
show Sean's [ __ ] sponsored by she uh she be
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tainted taint that's a word play joke everybody
word play joke I got it so wait was that was that
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one on your list Joshua was that one on your
list or was that not on your list that I did
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come across the Kua Day on on the holidays I did
come across it but I did I wasn't one that I had
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had written down here but so I'm glad you brought
that up Sean there we go everybody see tag teaming
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you right now we double penetrating you all sides
I I may have one it's I I it's the sixth one on
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my list that you might not be aware of so uh
hopefully I get to to number six here so let
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me let me ramble off let you do all six of them
Joshua why not [ __ ] it who's going to stop us
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bro we got we got [ __ ] me is the one who has
to edit this [ __ ] maybe maybe somebody will
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want to celebrate one of these [ __ ] things that
that I'm about to mention right here we're all
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about inclusivity let's get them all buddy let's
go okay everybody I'm going to give you a reason
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to celebrate and we're going to start off this
day February 27th with a couple holidays here
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your first holiday if you choose to celebrate
it is international polar bear day oh polar
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bear day josa what is your favorite bear other
than people um bear I've never really been asked
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a question about what's my favorite bear um but
none of these none of the Bears I I don't think
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anybody should be petting Bears if you if you are
going to pet a bear you're probably going to die
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so touchy Bear yeah if I say it's a favorite bear
doesn't mean I'm going to go hang out with bear I
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I I just think I admire the size of the animal I'm
going to go with polar bear actually polar bear
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oh no wait wait wait I take it back a grizzly
bear grizzly grizzly bearz that's the one you
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don't want to [ __ ] with okay so that's your
favorite bear is it grizzly bear going grizzly
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bear going with grizzly bear I'm going Panda
Joshua I'm going Panda because pandas are cute
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they're cuddly they're [ __ ] stupid and you could
probably pet a panda and not die die so that's
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my choice all right I got Grizzly you got Panda
sorry to say if my Grizzly and your Panda go out
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it your panda is but oh yeah mine mine guy's Dead
He's instantly murdered so it's fine what's the
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next holiday Joshua what do you got the next the
next holiday I have for you is National protein
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day what kind of protein Jos yeah I I mean I
you want do you want to take that somewhere
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because I know there's a lot of sources of
protein everybody there's a lot of sources
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of protein protein the the the most organic form
of protein comes straight from your body it comes
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straight your body a a hot josua you're a hot
cup of manes all right I said it I said it you
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want some you want some all natural protein
go find some man some this is why Mia hates
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editing our episodes all right she knows we go
off the rails hey you asked love you Mia sorry
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you asked and sorry if I offended anybody what's
the next holiday Joshua I'm all about offending
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people sometimes the third holiday on my list
which is a local favorite here where I live it
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today on February 27th is National strawberry
day oh that's a good one I like that one I
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legit do like that one do you like do you like
strawberries Joshua is that a thing for you do
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you love him I I do love strawberries but one of
the oddest things I've heard about strawberries
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and and somebody that I used to work with down
when I lived in San Diego this this individual
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hated strawberries because the seeds were on the
outside and it doesn't stop there he admitted he
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used to peel his strawberries when he would eat
his strawberries believe it or not though [ __ ]
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what the [ __ ] how do you how do you [ __ ] peel
a strawberry what do you [ __ ] doing with your
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life he would peel his strawberries that's how
he would eat them so if you gave this gentleman
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strawberries he would sit there and and take
either uh a potato peeler or a knife but he
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said yes if anybody gives me strawberries I'm
going to peel them so what the [ __ ] yeah what
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the [ __ ] was this Joshua was this person just
like no were they a normal person he was actually
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a pretty intelligent individual he was somebody
who who taught me all the ropes of of in in the
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paint world I guess you can say if you want to
you want to do it that way um the ropes this is
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a bucket of paint yeah you uh you put the bucket
underneath the pump dud this guy's name was Mr
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paint like legitimately his name was Mr paint
yes and I will EXP too much of the paint he was
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he was a he was a pretty bright dude but I knew
he was a little off when he said he peeled his
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strawberries that's so [ __ ] weird I guess Joshua
that begs the question do you have any do you have
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any weird quirks like that Joshua do you have
anything that you do that might be a little off
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to people yeah I do I do uh one of them you want
to give us one is I I mean I have many we're all
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humans right we all have our little things but
if we're going to we're going to stick with with
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fruit or apples or whatever like so sometimes
when I eat an apple I will eat the entire
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Apple like the [ __ ] core and [ __ ] cor baby
[ __ ] animal I will [ __ ] eat the seeds I will
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[ __ ] I will eat the whole Apple wow okay that
is [ __ ] weird bro that's that is weird I'll
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eat the whole thing I'll eat the whole thing I
I don't know where I got it from I mean maybe I
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heard something where the nutritional value goes
through and through the Apple you know seeds and
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all like don't nothing goes to waste you know what
nature gives you you can give right back you know
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maybe that seed will grow and poop you know tree
will grow somewhere but um like you're not pooping
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outside bro so that doesn't doesn't happen that
way true good point but yeah I'll eat a whole
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Apple I I will I'll eat the you know so you know
I'll will eat the entire Apple um occasionally
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occasionally I eat the whole Apple got be really
good apple though I want to see you eat I want to
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see you eat a whole [ __ ] Apple though that way
like just [ __ ] core and everything God damn God
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damn yeah [ __ ] I'm trying to I'm trying to think
if I have anything any any weird I'm sure I would
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probably do but [ __ ] eating the Apple [ __ ]
core and everything I I don't know if I can top
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that one um [ __ ] I don't I I don't think I I
don't think I have anything that weird I mean
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I I I know a lot of people don't like kiwis like
I eat the whole thing of a kiwi like the little
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brown part on the kiwi and like I eat the whole
thing like I guess is that weird like if that's
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if that's weird then we in the same boat that's
that's considered that's I grew up eating kiwis
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that way too like I would just I would just munch
on them um yeah so I I never thought that was
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weird until I got older and then I'm and and I
think now I peel kiwis but um I still eat them
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I still eat I like it I like the Tang like if
there's something like that gets me just [ __ ]
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sour it's weird just getting me going sorry j
next uh next holiday what do we got what do we
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what are we working with so the the next holiday
the fourth on my list cuz this time I'm going in
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order last time I was saying numbers and uh
they like third fourth 17th you know so I'm
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actually going in order this time so the number
fourth holiday I came across for February 27th is
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Pokemon day Pokemon day wow Joshua wow that could
that could [ __ ] go into a value or Trends topic
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that we might foreshadow maybe not this episode
but maybe the next one we'll talk about that uh
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but Joshua do you let me let me ask you this buddy
do you have a favorite Pokemon were you a Pokemon
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kid like a Pokemon fan I'm an outsider when it
comes to Pokemon I don't know actually I do know
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CU I have a little some a side note on Pokemon too
but um I uh I I'm not a big Pokemon person I never
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was I never I never got it I think I I was more
of like a Dragon Ball Z person but I don't know
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if they ever came out with cards or anything about
you know along those lines but but I never did get
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into Pokemon I didn't I didn't I get the concept I
I get it's cartoon it's fun um but I never I never
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got into Pokemon I never did just never hit you
I was I was a Pokemon fan uh I collected Pokemon
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cards for a little while there um I remember like
remember in the fourth grade there would be like
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just this group of kids who would just meet in the
bathroom stall and we'd like flip open our little
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binders and we'd have like [ __ ] Pokémon cards in
there and we'd be like trading quote unquote them
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um yeah good times but uh my favorite Pokemon is
Squirtle [ __ ] love Squirtle he's the best when
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you put sunglasses on him [ __ ] cool guy Squirtle
love him love him why were you guys going in the
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bathroom to play Pokemon oh because it was like a
it was like an underground ring buddy like it was
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an underground ring of kids just dealing Pokemon
cards because when you stepped outside of the
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bathroom like the teachers didn't want you guys to
be like trading cards for whatever [ __ ] reason
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they thought it was like gambling or some [ __ ]
got it given given I lived and grew up in Selenas
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California Selena back in the 90s was pretty gang
heavy so there was a lot of rules and stipulations
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back then so yeah they didn't want you trading
cards and [ __ ] so I'm surprised you guys [ __ ]
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cool go to the library you know where somewhere a
little bit more proper instead of sitting next to
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somebody taking a dump you know like yeah like
like why you why you going to like what are you
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doing in the bathroom nobody's nobody's taking
dumps in there buddy if you're taking a dump in
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school we're chastising you we're opening the door
and we're yelling at you for taking a dump which
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stems a lot of my mental health issues but yeah
there's there's nobody taking a [ __ ] in that
0:18:50.640,0:18:56.680
bathroom the bathroom is only for washing your
hands and dealing Pokemon cards just saying I mean
0:18:56.680,0:19:03.000
I I I guess I I could I can kind of respect that
there's a lot of privacy in bathrooms so good move
0:19:03.000,0:19:06.800
on the Privacy part because teachers really aren't
going to be going there chasing you down cuz you
0:19:06.800,0:19:10.640
could always be like hey you know there's a whole
lot of stuff I can come from that he touched me
0:19:10.640,0:19:20.120
he touched my wee wee I I get it yeah I get it um
yeah so yeah uh Pokemon day everybody if you got
0:19:20.120,0:19:24.760
Pokemon cards maybe there were some money you
know we'll we'll get that'll be maybe another
0:19:24.760,0:19:32.160
thing we'll at some point yeah yeah we can Circle
back to that um number five on my holidays of this
0:19:32.160,0:19:41.040
on this uh February 27th this is actually retro
day in some parts o that's pretty cool our intro
0:19:41.040,0:19:48.320
is a retro retro intro like retro game intro so
that's pretty cool we're retro we're old you know
0:19:48.320,0:19:54.600
we're with it we're hip we're Happ retro yeah I
mean I guess if you're into Retro stuff I I don't
0:19:54.600,0:20:01.520
know if I could ever qualify as somebody who's a
retro uh influencer or retro like I don't know if
0:20:01.520,0:20:07.960
I could pull off a retro look you know I I don't
know well I mean what kind of retro look are you
0:20:07.960,0:20:14.320
trying to pull off Joshua you going out like uh
some high tops or bell bottoms like what what are
0:20:14.320,0:20:21.720
you doing is that is that considered retro is 60s
retro clearly yeah 60s is like the birth of retro
0:20:21.720,0:20:28.320
buddy I think like as soon as pong came out like
you know that game by Atari Pong I think once that
0:20:28.320,0:20:35.080
hit that was the era of retro so whenever that
happened I think that's that would be the start
0:20:35.080,0:20:44.600
of that so probably 60s to 70s retro era people
doing dances and discos [ __ ] touching feet like
0:20:44.600,0:20:52.520
earlier you know retro day I don't get it it was
on the list if you're a fan of retro [ __ ] then
0:20:52.520,0:20:58.120
I guess this is your day celebrate this [ __ ]
cuz I'm not I'm not I just read these things and
0:20:58.120,0:21:03.600
and maybe it it it resonates and and one of you
guys can like oh cool you know there's a day you
0:21:03.600,0:21:11.160
know for me for that but that's not my day so
if it's yours celebrate it enjoy but one I for
0:21:11.160,0:21:21.480
my final final holiday which isn't necessarily
a holiday this is more of an awareness day an
0:21:21.480,0:21:29.480
awareness day an awareness day and this Awareness
Day drops once again on February uary 27th and the
0:21:29.480,0:21:36.080
awareness I'm about to bring to everybody is I
hopefully I'm pronouncing this correctly it's
0:21:36.080,0:21:46.960
called I hope so too anos Mia Awareness Day Ania
Mia Awareness Day a nose Mia do you know what a
0:21:46.960,0:21:54.040
nose Mia is Sean a nose Mia it sounds like Mia
is being nosy in the edits is what that sounds
0:21:54.040,0:22:04.200
like and no a nosia awareness day is is to wear
to raise awareness it's an actual dis disease or
0:22:04.200,0:22:11.160
disorder that happens to people where they lose
the sense oh [ __ ] of smell they cannot smell oh
0:22:11.160,0:22:22.720
[ __ ] so when I got Co and lost my sense of smell
I was a nose Mia yes yes you were a nose Mia yes
0:22:22.720,0:22:29.680
that is something that did happen to you when
the the the the kovic the hit you you know the
0:22:29.680,0:22:37.800
old n the old 19 got to you um but yeah it it is
an actual uh something that happens to people it
0:22:37.800,0:22:46.200
is a pretty serious disease uh usually comes from
U head trauma you know there's other forms of you
0:22:46.200,0:22:49.880
guys can look this up I I I usually have another
screen where I have all the the detailed [ __ ]
0:22:49.880,0:22:55.920
up on it but when I was reading it out it sounded
like a pretty serious thing could you imagine not
0:22:55.920,0:23:05.160
being able to smell like would you consider that
a gift or would you consider that like a a an
0:23:05.160,0:23:11.160
inconvenience if you could not smell and I'm I'm
not saying this to to like uh make fun of anybody
0:23:11.160,0:23:19.000
that can't smell cuz obviously it's a serious
thing but if you couldn't smell like are are you
0:23:19.000,0:23:26.160
really you know what do you are you okay with that
Sean is it is it going to bother you so I'm I'm
0:23:26.160,0:23:35.160
kind of in two camps on this one so the first Camp
is if I lost my sense of smell right now right
0:23:35.160,0:23:41.200
like how would how would that affect my taste you
know cuz like smell and taste go together right
0:23:41.200,0:23:45.880
like would my taste be all [ __ ] up because
I can't smell and if that's the case then that
0:23:45.880,0:23:52.520
would [ __ ] suck and it would I would like hate
to lose my sense of smell but if my sense of taste
0:23:52.520,0:23:59.960
is still fine I'd probably be okay with not having
any smell because then you like you could be
0:23:59.960,0:24:07.080
ripping ass buddy you could be ripping ass as hard
as you [ __ ] wanted nobody would smell it no I'm
0:24:07.080,0:24:13.320
sorry everybody would smell it you wouldn't smell
it you know you could you could [ __ ] not shower
0:24:13.320,0:24:18.960
for days you could have that SCH smegma all over
you and like you wouldn't be able to smell it and
0:24:18.960,0:24:24.560
that would be [ __ ] phenomenal like think about
all the money you would be saving on deodorant
0:24:24.560,0:24:31.760
you know just saying so there I guess there
are good things and bad things with it um but
0:24:31.760,0:24:37.000
in like the grand scheme of things like if losing
your sense of smell or sorry if I had the choice
0:24:37.000,0:24:43.120
between losing my sense of smell or my eyesight
I would [ __ ] lose my smell all day you know all
0:24:43.120,0:24:49.480
day what about you J how do you feel about this
how do you feel do you want to rip ass all day
0:24:49.480,0:24:54.240
and not smell it when I when I read this I
was like man like I started thinking about
0:24:54.240,0:25:02.720
this as this could be again not in the like the
medical way like how people really it becomes um
0:25:02.720,0:25:07.200
a condition you know where like you legit have a
problem you know like it's it affects your life
0:25:07.200,0:25:11.680
it's a problem for you like I'm not talking about
it like that like if you could just have a choice
0:25:11.680,0:25:20.120
like you said to choose the thing smell sometimes
that's a blessing cuz there are that's what I'm
0:25:20.120,0:25:28.280
saying a wide variety of people that generally
do stink you know you like you stink you stink
0:25:28.280,0:25:34.840
right like you know you you you're not putting
deodorant on you your uh your fabric softener
0:25:34.840,0:25:43.360
clearly is outdated you know like that [ __ ] is
not working um like I I don't know like you truly
0:25:43.360,0:25:52.720
smell I I kind of feel bad for those people but if
you couldn't smell maybe maybe that's that's good
0:25:52.720,0:25:58.760
for you you you sorry tangent you know how like
sometimes you occasionally walk up to somebody
0:25:58.760,0:26:05.120
or somebody will walk up to you and you kind of
just you just do this thing you're like you know
0:26:05.120,0:26:11.800
just do this I mean you're more subtle about it
I usually go [ __ ] you know like like you kind
0:26:11.800,0:26:17.720
of just you know you're like you do that you do
that thing you do that thing you know either they
0:26:17.720,0:26:23.520
do it to you or you do it to them when somebody
does that do you immediately does a light bulb go
0:26:23.520,0:26:33.040
off in your head like do you do SM do you smell
do they smell too well like like yeah well like
0:26:33.040,0:26:39.200
okay so what are you thinking I shower I shower
every day right so if someone does that to me and
0:26:39.200,0:26:44.320
I it was a day I haven't put on like cologne
or something then I'm I'm thinking oh [ __ ]
0:26:44.320,0:26:50.320
they they smell my balls like they they smell my
they smell my dirty [ __ ] you know like it seep
0:26:50.320,0:26:58.440
through my it seep through my clothes and you're
smelling it so like would you want somebody to
0:26:58.440,0:27:05.040
tell you you smell like if it was you would you
want somebody to tell you you smell yes of course
0:27:05.040,0:27:09.440
I would I would want somebody to tell me like I
would want one of my co-workers to be like hey
0:27:09.440,0:27:15.920
Sean you smell like [ __ ] bro and I I'd be like
oh [ __ ] do I really and they'd be like yeah dude
0:27:15.920,0:27:19.760
like you smell bad and I'd be like a [ __ ]
I'd be self-conscious about it for a little
0:27:19.760,0:27:24.560
while right cuz it's only natural right it's only
natural you're self-conscious about it and then I
0:27:24.560,0:27:30.760
I would go home and just shower shower twice you
know two fingers up the Boogie hole really diing
0:27:30.760,0:27:37.720
there that's [ __ ] funny dude that is [ __ ]
hilarious oh but but you're kind of right I
0:27:37.720,0:27:43.880
guess I mean like you probably should know if you
smell and people should tell you if you if you do
0:27:43.880,0:27:52.840
smell ex but but back to the the smell sense of
SM thing yeah like honestly not to make a joke of
0:27:52.840,0:27:58.960
it like if you if anybody out there is listening
and they have this disease please comment DM us I
0:27:58.960,0:28:04.280
want to interview you I want to I want to know
how your life is with this disease not making
0:28:04.280,0:28:09.840
fun of you I legit want to know like cuz it it
does seem pretty shitty if you're like if this
0:28:09.840,0:28:14.120
just happened to you because of head trauma
you know like I've heard like people who get
0:28:14.120,0:28:20.720
head trauma sometimes will speak in a different
accent and that seems kind of fun right but I've
0:28:20.720,0:28:27.440
heard that let us know comment we'll bring you
on we'll [ __ ] talk to you let's do it I got
0:28:29.600,0:28:35.560
yeah I I don't know like H yeah enough about that
but yeah I'm I'm with you though like I would want
0:28:35.560,0:28:40.440
somebody to tell me as well uh and I think if
you are a true friend you probably would tell
0:28:40.440,0:28:44.880
somebody you care about that they do smell and
probably it's time to wear a different sweater
0:28:44.880,0:28:50.480
or some [ __ ] pants or some [ __ ] I'll tell you
josua don't worry buddy I will tell the [ __ ]
0:28:50.480,0:28:53.720
out it's like a booger it's like a booger in your
nose like just tell like just tell them they got
0:28:53.720,0:28:59.360
a booger and let them just tell me exactly uh was
that the last one Joshua or do you have one yeah
0:28:59.360,0:29:04.760
that that no that was that was my final one that
was my yeah that that was I just wanted to bring
0:29:04.760,0:29:08.480
awareness that there are people out there that
that can't smell so if you're standing in a room
0:29:08.480,0:29:13.760
and and you're like Jesus Christ like how does
that person not smell that think twice cuz they
0:29:13.760,0:29:22.200
could have you know as anomia yeah they could
have that disorder and or not disorder but mhm
0:29:22.200,0:29:27.960
you know that going on in their life so don't
judge medical medical issue don't judge don't
0:29:27.960,0:29:34.120
be a judge you know yeah well thank you Juda thank
you for those holidays and the awareness I really
0:29:34.120,0:29:40.320
do appreciate that you know sometimes we do got to
bring awareness to something I I yeah yeah we do
0:29:40.320,0:29:45.960
we do I thought that was a good one thought that
was good so um but yes everybody that's those are
0:29:45.960,0:29:51.400
my uh those are my holidays those are my fun finds
or not fun finds but things I came across and hope
0:29:51.400,0:29:58.600
hopefully you know I mean hopefully what you got
something out of that cuz Jesus um but yeah Sean
0:29:58.600,0:30:07.400
what what else do you got because obviously today
I didn't I didn't come entirely super prepared I I
0:30:07.400,0:30:12.640
didn't I have to I have to say that to everybody
watching I'm sorry uh and that's why sometimes
0:30:12.640,0:30:19.360
we look to the comments for somebody to bring
something up because uh we look to all you guys
0:30:19.360,0:30:24.240
to to you know what do you want to see these
two idiots talk about you know so we don't we
0:30:24.240,0:30:30.040
didn't we aren't kidding when we say we we read
the comments we want to we want to uh hear from
0:30:30.040,0:30:36.920
you guys so uh M yeah yeah late on so with that
being said Joshua well I do have something for
0:30:36.920,0:30:44.440
us I have a new a new segment maybe we'll see
we're going to test run it right now um we're
0:30:44.440,0:30:50.120
at 30 minutes so if you if any of you out there
are working out this is 30 minutes your halfway
0:30:50.120,0:30:54.960
point right you're almost there you got this give
another rep 30 more minutes here we go let's get
0:30:54.960,0:31:04.240
it Joshua I'm going to try to explain this as
simply as I can all right so I'm not going to
0:31:04.240,0:31:12.280
bore you it's a game all right do you know uh
the trolley problem Joshua you heard of that
0:31:12.280,0:31:16.280
I have not heard of the trolley problems I know
there are problems with trollies going on in the
0:31:16.280,0:31:24.400
city but no no no no nobody I'm going to show you
this so we're going to play this game Joshua now
0:31:24.400,0:31:28.000
we're we're GNA we're not playing the game the
way it's supposed to be played so I'm sorry but
0:31:28.000,0:31:35.720
there's a comic uh an online comic creators the
[ __ ] how do I explain this there's a company
0:31:35.720,0:31:41.360
called Cyanide and Happiness who makes Comics but
they also make board games they are [ __ ] amazing
0:31:41.360,0:31:47.680
we're going to be doing this Joshua so this is
trial by trolley now the way this works is I'm
0:31:47.680,0:31:55.080
going to give you two scenarios and you got to
pick who you are killing okay right okay very
0:31:55.080,0:32:00.920
easy very easy straight straight for everybody so
far straightforward straightforward I'm going to
0:32:00.920,0:32:07.240
give you two options you choose one okay okay and
that's it right that's it and maybe something will
0:32:07.240,0:32:12.720
happen maybe something won't so there's going to
be two rounds the first round is going to be real
0:32:12.720,0:32:18.360
easy so this is the first round this is your
gimme round okay okay I'm going to read them
0:32:18.360,0:32:25.960
to you so remember you're choosing one person
to kill okay it could be a group it could be
0:32:25.960,0:32:32.280
anything but you're choing one of these cards and
you're killing them okay the first card says the
0:32:32.280,0:32:41.720
1% okay okay so I'm picking somebody that I
have okay okay that you're going to kill right
0:32:41.720,0:32:48.960
so that's the first card okay the second card
in Joshua so on the second track is going to be
0:32:48.960,0:32:56.160
alien Body Snatchers bent on world domination
so who you killing Joshua who you picking in
0:32:56.160,0:33:00.800
this first round so pick I one or one or the
other the first card or the second card right
0:33:00.800,0:33:09.080
that's the move yep yes yep that's the move who
you killing I am the world is overpopulated I'm
0:33:09.080,0:33:14.160
going to I'm running over the first batch of
people that you pulled up there I'm not even
0:33:14.160,0:33:21.000
pulling the bre 1% you're killing you're killing
the 1centers the 1% have gotten us this far uh
0:33:21.000,0:33:24.280
we need we let's let the aliens kind of take
over for a little bit let's let them Drive the
0:33:24.280,0:33:29.840
trolley okay yeah yeah the 1% all right and
now Joshua because of that because of that
0:33:29.840,0:33:34.560
I'm going to draw another card Joshua and this
card will either have made your decision a lot
0:33:34.560,0:33:43.000
easier or madej your decision a lot tougher so
this second card reads uh because you did that
0:33:43.000,0:33:48.760
someone in that group wrote something very
a wrote some very awful things online a few
0:33:48.760,0:33:54.760
years ago so did that make your decision a lot
easier Joshua to kill those people uh yes very
0:33:54.760,0:34:01.400
much easier okay perfect much easier it's easy
does that does this make sense right does this
0:34:01.400,0:34:07.280
make sense yeah I mean I like pictures I like I
mean this is this is as long as I don't have to
0:34:07.280,0:34:14.400
spell or read um this is this is I mean what was
the age range on that game by the way is it like
0:34:14.400,0:34:21.920
6 through 12 you know like right up my no this is
we got some mild ones buddy you got some mild ones
0:34:21.920,0:34:26.520
now we're about to hit you we're about to hit you
with some of the harder ones okay I told you this
0:34:26.520,0:34:34.120
was an easy round right this is an easy round okay
these next two may not be so easy buddy all right
0:34:34.120,0:34:41.680
L are you ready for this J lay it on me man your
first card Joshua is a young artist drawing their
0:34:41.680,0:34:48.640
first Masterpiece a young artist drawing their
first Masterpiece that is a child drawing their
0:34:48.640,0:34:58.000
first Masterpiece wow all right all right here we
go second card Joshua a beloved children's book
0:34:58.000,0:35:04.920
author Joshua a beloved children look at look
at the happiness in their eyes so nice who you
0:35:04.920,0:35:14.520
killing two between the two um I I think the the
uh the lady and the the older lady in the second
0:35:14.520,0:35:17.600
one is just a little too old to be teaching
anymore she's probably a little set in her
0:35:17.600,0:35:25.000
ways I got to put her down you know she's like
an old dog she blind can't hear no more like
0:35:25.000,0:35:30.680
just I I am going to think that she was born
when computers weren't even around she doesn't
0:35:30.680,0:35:34.240
even know what a mouse is she's setting traps
out in her classroom like oh you got a got a
0:35:34.240,0:35:39.840
new mouse like she's like what you know like yeah
she's putting her down so that is that your final
0:35:39.840,0:35:45.320
answer is that your final answer putting lady
yep yep she's been around long enough retire
0:35:45.320,0:35:50.440
retire actually don't put her down just let her
retire let her give her her retirement no she's
0:35:50.440,0:35:54.600
she's killing she's she's got to be killed she's
going to be killed she's going to be run over by
0:35:54.600,0:36:01.240
this trolley and there's this is your choice okay
that's what I'm saying a moral dilemma she's done
0:36:01.240,0:36:08.760
all right well let me say this if killed Joshua
she will return more powerful than you could ever
0:36:08.760,0:36:15.320
imagine did that did that change your mind at
all Joshua no it didn't bring her back smarter
0:36:15.320,0:36:23.200
than she left this Earth bring her back then
hit the hit the hard reset you know you know
0:36:23.200,0:36:31.400
reset that old lady man you know I'm I'm sicking
with my decisions at some point just like they
0:36:31.400,0:36:36.120
take driver's license away from people of a
certain age at some point you got to get out
0:36:36.120,0:36:42.200
of the classroom write a book about your life
experience stop sharing it aloud just write a
0:36:42.200,0:36:48.280
book you know just just just put it on paper
and then let the rest of the world decide if
0:36:48.280,0:36:55.560
that is you know should be you know be put out
there but that does not change my decision yeah
0:36:55.560,0:37:01.160
she's she's still going all right J you want to
do you want to do it again you want to play again
0:37:01.160,0:37:05.760
I would love to play this game again I I want to
know maybe at the end of this where you got this
0:37:05.760,0:37:18.240
how much it cost and uh can I buy one where I'm
at of course of course um okay so we'll do I'll
0:37:18.240,0:37:24.840
give you another set of easy ones um just so you
can continue to wet your whistle here Joshua um
0:37:24.840,0:37:35.880
so the first one I will give you is a butcher
making meat pies out of dogs cats and babies
0:37:35.880,0:37:45.320
Jesus delicioso delicious yummy it's getting dark
and you're getting real your second group Joshua
0:37:45.320,0:37:51.600
a group of concerned parents that will one day
convince the government to Outlaw video games
0:37:51.600,0:38:02.480
Joshua hm I'm not sure about this this is
a moral dilemma some might say no I'm I'm
0:38:02.480,0:38:14.040
the minute you said dogs cats uh especially
babies um and making them into meat pies that
0:38:14.040,0:38:20.960
person is going to be dealt with immediately so
they are getting thrown off the trolley and ran
0:38:20.960,0:38:28.680
over and uh I'm I'm getting rid of that person
every single time so what if I what if I told
0:38:28.680,0:38:34.800
you this Joshua what if I told you that that
meat person is wearing a jetpack that may may
0:38:34.800,0:38:44.320
be able to escape the trolley but there's a 20%
chance the jetpack will explode still doing yeah
0:38:44.320,0:38:48.120
yeah he's still he's still going because even
if he still escapes I he's got to run out of
0:38:48.120,0:38:53.600
jet fuel at some point thinking card yeah yeah
you're going to just chase him down just going
0:38:53.600,0:38:59.520
to be in the trolley [ __ ] He's he's got to
land at some point you know like you're going
0:38:59.520,0:39:05.600
to catch this guy all all nasty criminals you
know eventually get caught you know they they
0:39:05.600,0:39:11.160
slip up somehow some way and that meat pie maker
he's he's going to get caught somebody's going to
0:39:11.160,0:39:17.240
find figure it out so yeah he's he's gone he's
gone that was your easy one josua that was easy
0:39:17.240,0:39:22.840
round easy round easy peasy little little easy P
let's go back to the harder stuff here josua the
0:39:22.840,0:39:33.440
harder [ __ ] buddy oh [ __ ] this is this is deep
Bro your entire family oh your entire family oh
0:39:33.440,0:39:45.520
no your entire family followed by oh my God the
lone surviv God oh my God of a terrible trolley
0:39:45.520,0:39:50.440
accident so this is the Lone Survivor this is the
only guy who's ever lived the trolley accident or
0:39:50.440,0:39:58.720
your entire family but wait Joshua I think this
is more spicy when we add these cards so on your
0:39:58.720,0:40:08.320
entire family right okay some of them have some
really racist tattoos [ __ ] some of them some
0:40:08.320,0:40:17.040
really racist tattoos and on the other one on the
trolley Survivor they just woke up from a 10-year
0:40:17.040,0:40:24.600
coma really he just he got out of his accident
buddy and he's in a 10-year coma he just woke
0:40:24.600,0:40:32.400
up think about that think about the choices before
you before you pull that trolley trigger you know
0:40:32.400,0:40:40.400
I'm I'm going to go with my family is gonna live
I don't care about their tattoos you know we all
0:40:40.400,0:40:46.800
I'm going mistakes we all make mistakes you know
who who has I don't have any tattoos but I know
0:40:46.800,0:40:51.960
there's a lot of people out there that do have
tattoos I don't know if you by you know when
0:40:51.960,0:40:56.120
you're 50 or whatever you going look back at your
tattoos and go you know what I love every single
0:40:56.120,0:41:02.600
one one of them um I I get it tattoos are what
tattoos are they don't always tell the whole story
0:41:02.600,0:41:07.920
you know are they're just a part of your life or
whatever um oh yeah but if you're you're the the
0:41:07.920,0:41:12.080
the person who got out of the 10year coma maybe
she' just died in the first place and stopped
0:41:12.080,0:41:16.520
wasting people's time in the hospital for 10 years
you know you should just let yourself go you know
0:41:16.520,0:41:27.480
like you held up that bed for 10 years bro like
dude that's rude like how many Jesus like how
0:41:27.480,0:41:34.640
many doctors how many people had just how many
flowers were bought for you you know like just
0:41:34.640,0:41:40.040
I me you know financially you made it harder on
other people by Staying Alive like you really did
0:41:40.040,0:41:46.360
so you actually were a bur
trolley guy you you were a
0:41:46.360,0:41:50.320
burden you were a burden being
in a coma you were a burden to
0:41:50.320,0:41:57.720
society oh [ __ ] that's great that's [ __ ]
great I know this is a game every this is a
0:41:57.720,0:42:06.200
game um this is a game this is a a great game by
the way uh the game is called trial by trolley
0:42:06.200,0:42:10.520
um I don't think we're playing it the correct
way 100% but we're playing it in a way that
0:42:10.520,0:42:14.600
makes sense to both of us and it's still really
[ __ ] fun so highly recommend everybody get it
0:42:14.600,0:42:19.880
it's about 25 bucks you can get it at Target
um we got this a long time ago uh but sanite
0:42:19.880,0:42:25.440
and happiness they make a bunch of like dark
humor comics online and they're [ __ ] hilarious
0:42:25.440,0:42:29.680
so if anybody want wants to check it out um
I'll put a link in the description below and
0:42:29.680,0:42:34.560
you guys can check it out and stuff um I don't
know Joshua do you want to do one more we have
0:42:34.560,0:42:42.840
[ __ ] [ __ ] 15 minutes here let's let's lay
one more on me lay one more on me Shuffle those
0:42:42.840,0:42:47.040
cards I'll give you the choice do you do you
want to do the hard one or do you want to do
0:42:47.040,0:42:53.480
the easy one no I'm going hard all the way
I I only know one way and that's hard I go
0:42:53.480,0:43:03.760
hard I stay hard and I'm just you know there's
nothing soft about this over here right let's
0:43:03.760,0:43:10.960
keep going I mean this one might be too easy
for you but we'll do it anyway uh your hometown
0:43:10.960,0:43:16.760
sports team Joshua right that's your first card
your hometown sports team you wearing helmets is
0:43:16.760,0:43:21.280
that is a football team oh yeah they yeah they
were they were wearing helmets little little
0:43:21.280,0:43:29.560
helmets and then a young oh sorry a
promising young scientist promising
0:43:29.560,0:43:34.480
young scientist right there buddy
oh man all right right and let's
0:43:34.480,0:43:38.400
give you something to think about with
both of these so here we go the first
0:43:38.400,0:43:44.480
one hang on [ __ ]
0:43:44.480,0:43:53.720
stupid you can't even get it out folks you can't
even get it out words are difficult today so so
0:43:53.720,0:44:01.680
for the football team right what they want you to
know also is that they make way more money than
0:44:01.680,0:44:12.360
you do okay okay okay and for the scientist he is
on his way to ask you out Joshua so who are you
0:44:12.360,0:44:18.680
choosing I mean I see I see the choice here but
let's see it's on the wall isn't it the the the
0:44:18.680,0:44:25.600
it's it on the wall is the answer that obvious
is it that obvious Sean so because I'm a man of
0:44:25.600,0:44:32.600
science you tell me I'm a man of exploration
great exploration I wonder about black holes
0:44:32.600,0:44:37.000
all the time you know I look up at the stars and
I go man how many black holes are up there you
0:44:37.000,0:44:44.640
know I've shown you some black holes you know
you know how many moons does Uranus have you
0:44:44.640,0:44:52.320
know like I just these are questions I ask myself
all the time uh with that said I'm always going
0:44:52.320,0:45:02.120
to go with science before Sports and I I admire
the scientist's willingness to ask me out I hope
0:45:02.120,0:45:10.000
the scientist handles rejection as well as I do
um because it's not going to go anywhere I mean
0:45:10.000,0:45:14.840
sure we'll have a good fun talk about science
but that's that's it's going no further than
0:45:14.840,0:45:21.120
that you know we're not we're not going anywhere
says now that's not what he says now until that
0:45:21.120,0:45:27.360
chloroform hits him it's I know right yeah one
of those scientists sneaks up you hey you want
0:45:27.360,0:45:33.560
to so you've eliminated the you've eliminated the
sports team correct yeah sports team is is gone we
0:45:33.560,0:45:39.120
we love sports we both love sports you know yeah
but I'm going with science I'm always going to
0:45:39.120,0:45:45.000
go with science yeah always go with science
yeah he could cure cancer you never know he
0:45:45.000,0:45:52.000
could make my dick bigger by just injecting it
with like serotonin I don't know I think they I
0:45:52.000,0:45:58.320
think that is a thing think I think there a place
out in Florida they do that you know well really
0:45:58.320,0:46:02.240
J I think we need to talk about that after the
podcast just just throwing that out there that's
0:46:02.240,0:46:11.480
an that's an after dark uh topic you know well
there you go guys uh trial by trolley go pick
0:46:11.480,0:46:17.160
it up it's really [ __ ] fun maybe we'll do it
again in the next episode maybe Joshua can get
0:46:17.160,0:46:22.040
it in the next episode and quiz me there you go
yeah I could I could dig that so is is that the
0:46:22.040,0:46:28.640
same people that put out uh Cards Against Cards
Against Humanity no different company is that
0:46:28.640,0:46:33.400
a different different company okay okay I know
that's a good game to maybe we bust that on one
0:46:33.400,0:46:38.000
of these ones Joshua do an expansion on that one
that'd be fun' be a fun one to do just kill some
0:46:38.000,0:46:43.040
time with you guys the the Cards Against Humanity
that would that would be a fun one I I think you
0:46:43.040,0:46:48.840
guys were the ones that introduced me to a card
the Cards Against Humanity oh yeah we did that was
0:46:48.840,0:46:56.240
a [ __ ] great it was an interesting find on that
one right there um but yeah maybe the comments let
0:46:56.240,0:46:59.080
us know in the comments if you want to see more
of that if you don't want to see more of that I
0:46:59.080,0:47:02.680
don't know [ __ ] tell us you don't want to see
more of it or I'm going to do it again until you
0:47:02.680,0:47:10.400
say stop so with that being said maybe we start
drawing for us you know that that was fun I hope
0:47:10.400,0:47:14.840
somebody caught the that's watching now I hope
when you somebody caught the drawing episode
0:47:14.840,0:47:19.400
when we we got on the oh that was a great one
yeah when we got on that app and we were drawing
0:47:19.400,0:47:24.360
that was that was pretty cool I want to do that
again one of these episodes get back on there and
0:47:24.360,0:47:30.360
start drawing again oh yeah we can [ __ ] it we'll
figure it out but do I have any fun finds is that
0:47:30.360,0:47:34.680
the question that you just asked me do I have any
fun finds yes josa we got 10 minutes left what do
0:47:34.680,0:47:42.920
you got fun finds anything so for fun finds if
anybody has watched the last few episodes I've
0:47:42.920,0:47:51.080
I've been going with an art theme right and I'm
I'm lucky enough that if you saw the Valentine's
0:47:51.080,0:48:01.800
episode I guess the seeds I gave my girlfriend
worked because she got me something back oh she
0:48:01.800,0:48:08.120
got me something back you know um all right and uh
what she got me she she got me a painting it's not
0:48:08.120,0:48:12.480
seeds no she got me she got me a painting and she
didn't get it for me or I mean she kind of got it
0:48:12.480,0:48:19.360
for me but she actually she uh painted it her her
and her sister went to a place she painted it yeah
0:48:19.360,0:48:24.000
my girlfriend my girlfriend went out and painted
it and her her and her sister went out to this
0:48:24.000,0:48:29.480
this local Brewery and I guess they were doing
like these Valentine's Day paintings and drawings
0:48:29.480,0:48:32.200
and like you could just come hang out and have
a drink which I thought was a pretty cool little
0:48:32.200,0:48:38.480
event um but she went out and and was thinking
of me and and painted this little gem right
0:48:38.480,0:48:48.480
here oo that's pretty cool very nice very so
there was a catch to it though she said she
0:48:48.480,0:48:55.240
wasn't done with it and I wasn't I wasn't going
to show it until she was done with it but uh oh
0:48:55.240,0:49:01.400
well spoilers you want us to blur it we can I can
ask Mia to blur it in the in the post no don't
0:49:01.400,0:49:06.440
blur it don't blur I I think it's really cool
I I mean she my girlfriend does have have some
0:49:06.440,0:49:13.440
artistic talent in her um she she hasn't had so
much time to get out and and and paint like that
0:49:13.440,0:49:19.000
so I'm I'm glad she did take the time to paint me
up something like that that was really cool so I
0:49:19.000,0:49:23.520
thought it was thoughtful thought it was awesome
so just want to say thank you to my girlfriend
0:49:23.520,0:49:30.480
and to all you [ __ ] who were judging I did buy
her more baby I did buy her more than just seeds
0:49:30.480,0:49:35.960
I did get her flowers I could take a picture of
it we could post it whatever you want um but I
0:49:35.960,0:49:44.320
bought her flowers two fat bouquets I even put
um candles out and and [ __ ] she's not drinking
0:49:44.320,0:49:52.480
right now so I she has some sparkling uh champagne
and or I'll call champagne wine yeah so so yes you
0:49:52.480,0:49:57.440
Valentine's Day judgers you know I know we're way
past Valentine's Day but but yeah I did something
0:49:57.440,0:50:01.560
special and she did something for me back but
thank you that's awesome that's what I got it
0:50:01.560,0:50:05.680
was really cool though that's really nice I can't
wait to see the final product and we'll go ahead
0:50:05.680,0:50:12.240
and bug you weekly to make sure that we get the
final product sometime soon yeah good luck I saw
0:50:12.240,0:50:18.840
Legos over here I haven't even built yet that
I started two weeks ago [ __ ] [ __ ] D that
0:50:18.840,0:50:23.000
I'm building a Lego said that's very difficult to
put together by mind you and and I can't wait to
0:50:23.000,0:50:26.680
show it to you cuz you guys are going to laugh
you be like how hard was that put put together
0:50:26.680,0:50:30.320
you sons of [ __ ] if you I'm going to when I
show it to you you can go out by yourself and
0:50:30.320,0:50:36.240
then you could tell me how hard it was to put
together cuz it's not easy oh Joshua I can't
0:50:36.240,0:50:43.080
wait I can't wait I'm going to be I'm going to be
sitting here in the same spot waiting for you what
0:50:43.080,0:50:49.520
about you Sean what do you have to share with
the audience the group the people of the class
0:50:49.520,0:50:55.480
the classroom yes the classroom everybody
come on in closer come on in closer listen
0:50:55.480,0:51:01.840
listen we've been pulling out Funko Pops from the
mystery box if you don't know the mystery box the
0:51:01.840,0:51:10.120
mystery box is a box full of funkos that we got
on sale squishy brain up here does not remember
0:51:10.120,0:51:18.120
anything that we ordered so let's pull another
Funko surprise from the box Joshua are you ready
0:51:18.120,0:51:24.200
for this buddy I'm I'm I'm actually excited to
see what else you got in that box into the box
0:51:24.200,0:51:35.000
yeah into the box we get all right here we go
everybody the mystery Funko for this week is
0:51:35.000,0:51:44.920
oh [ __ ] the Mandalorian look at that [ __ ] all
right that's a [ __ ] that's a good one that is a
0:51:44.920,0:51:50.160
good one looks like he's holding a croissant I
can't be too sure thought a banana that looks
0:51:50.160,0:51:58.720
like a it does kind of look like a banana or a
croissant or something Mandalorian on episode 22
0:51:58.720,0:52:04.480
there you go there you go oh yeah the Box giveth
the Box never taketh away that is that is pretty
0:52:04.480,0:52:09.800
cool so and looking at that mandal on the back
of it is there anything on the back of that uh
0:52:09.800,0:52:15.720
that Funko that you may have had do you have any
of those already I do I actually have the uh the
0:52:15.720,0:52:21.520
blue guy over here uh sorry wrong side [ __ ]
that guy I got that guy and I have that little
0:52:21.520,0:52:27.680
baby Yoda or grou as some people what's that
one in the middle what's that that uh that the
0:52:27.680,0:52:34.280
right next to the blue guy is that like a a chewy
another that's the chewy variant yeah um [ __ ] I
0:52:34.280,0:52:41.880
don't remember his name what is his [ __ ] name
on here uh Kristen Chris kristopherson I don't
0:52:41.880,0:52:45.640
know Grill me in the comments [ __ ] I don't
know what his [ __ ] name is starts with the
0:52:45.640,0:52:54.040
K all right all right that's cool I I was just
wondering cuz I know you have a you have an
0:52:54.040,0:52:58.480
extensive collection of Funko goes in you who
knows you may get lucky and pull one of these
0:52:58.480,0:53:04.440
out of the box that could complete a set so that's
what I was oh yeah wondering if if any of these
0:53:04.440,0:53:11.680
set I think that one comes close to completing the
set I think on that one I think I just need Luke
0:53:11.680,0:53:20.840
uh from that set so not bad not bad at all yeah
Desa I'm ready for some fortunes baby I'm ready
0:53:20.840,0:53:26.800
for some fortunes we're ready for some fortunes
we have reached that point in the episode that
0:53:26.800,0:53:31.280
we start talking about fortunes whether you have
them you've wanted to have them you've never had
0:53:31.280,0:53:39.920
a fortune whatever the case is hopefully the
fortune I'm about to pull brings you some joy
0:53:39.920,0:53:46.320
and delight and and inspires and if it doesn't
well there's always next week and we could do
0:53:46.320,0:53:55.360
it all over again hey J is this the last um is
this the last Special K Fortune no this is not
0:53:55.360,0:54:01.000
you you want to see something funny before I rip
this one open all right yeah yeah let me see so
0:54:01.000,0:54:07.360
I'm going to show you something really this is
really strange so I got some of these fortunes
0:54:07.360,0:54:12.280
these Panda fortunes a while ago right I can't
remember what episode I got I could look back
0:54:12.280,0:54:20.000
at one actually paid a long time ago yeah um I
don't know if fortune cookies are supposed to
0:54:20.000,0:54:27.760
look like like it might be hard to tell if they're
supposed to be this color or they're supposed to
0:54:27.760,0:54:40.320
be like this [Laughter] color oh [ __ ] sorry
sorry [ __ ] this one over here this one here
0:54:40.320,0:54:46.600
why is that why is that so [ __ ] white bro
this one was this color when I first bought
0:54:46.600,0:54:54.040
it so what the [ __ ] I I don't know if anybody
should ever eat a fortune cook EA these cookies
0:54:54.040,0:54:59.880
yeah we shouldn't be eating these cookies this
is not good this is not good for anybody like
0:54:59.880,0:55:08.160
what the [ __ ] it's pretty odd um I I thought
as I commented on one of the the First episodes
0:55:08.160,0:55:13.480
we did with these cookies when we introduced it
um I thought the discoloration and why it got
0:55:13.480,0:55:19.360
like this cuz it sat on my dash for like [ __ ]
four months but but apparently not if they just
0:55:19.360,0:55:23.880
sit in your bedroom for a couple weeks they'll
they'll just scut and and they'll do the same
0:55:23.880,0:55:32.680
exact the same exact thing so if you got kids
God and they're fighting over these things they
0:55:32.680,0:55:37.520
shouldn't be because these things are probably
not good for your kids cuz when they go from
0:55:37.520,0:55:44.280
this color to that color in a matter of a couple
weeks there's something wrong with these cookies
0:55:44.280,0:55:51.480
so weird so weird so I don't know but yeah I got
um I got a few more Special K I think I got like
0:55:51.480,0:55:56.040
three three left with fortunes on them but we'll
we'll figure out a way to to introduce some more
0:55:56.040,0:56:02.080
fortunes got something in mind for that when we
run out of these bad boys um but let's get into
0:56:02.080,0:56:08.880
it let's see what we got for fortunes let's
go okay really strange right how they change
0:56:08.880,0:56:19.920
colors like that it's yeah it's [ __ ] weird
dude all right all right here we go words here
0:56:19.920,0:56:36.800
we go four everybody's fortune on February 27th
anyone can start only the thorough bread will
0:56:36.800,0:56:50.920
finish I don't know how this is a fortune dude
I don't know this is so dumb this is so dumb
0:56:50.920,0:56:58.000
dude I want to read it again Jesus dude I want to
read read and the print it's like you could tell
0:56:58.000,0:57:02.960
they like ran out gosh I wish this could pick
it up but like it's like half cut off like on
0:57:02.960,0:57:12.480
the printing this is so bad so bad always wanted
to be a thorough breed so one more time for this
0:57:12.480,0:57:19.840
Fortune February 27th here we go it's ending the
ending this month with something stupid like this
0:57:19.840,0:57:28.200
this mon is so sad so dumb anyone can start only
the thorough bread will finish everybody so if
0:57:28.200,0:57:33.120
you're [ __ ] a thorough bread congratulations
because the rest of us are [ __ ] sad cuz we're
0:57:33.120,0:57:39.320
not finished if you're a [ __ ] beta you're just
[ __ ] trash all right you're a [ __ ] beta okay
0:57:39.320,0:57:45.760
we're Alphas all right we're [ __ ] Alphas we're
[ __ ] dominating really have you're a thorough
0:57:45.760,0:57:52.800
bread I don't know Christ all right luy numbers
right give us those numbers get some lucky numbers
0:57:52.800,0:57:58.960
give some numbers all right everybody as we do
let's hit it with some lucky numbers to end this
0:57:58.960,0:58:04.560
thing hopefully strong and get somebody some luck
towards the end of this month or maybe um sometime
0:58:04.560,0:58:19.040
you know this year play these numbers so for your
lucky numbers on February 27th are 54 25 48 39 7
0:58:19.040,0:58:34.120
45 one more time your lucky numbers 54 20 48 39
7 and 45 are your lucky numbers for today nice I
0:58:34.120,0:58:41.720
think that is our first seven of the year I will
go back and uh well F I'm not going to go back
0:58:41.720,0:58:45.640
I'm gonna have Mia go back and check Mia you're
going to go back and check these lucky numbers
0:58:45.640,0:58:56.560
I I want to confirm if that's our first seven of
the Year Joshua if we get seven sevens this year
0:58:56.560,0:59:01.840
I think we're going to do something special I'm
just going to tease that I'm going to tease that
0:59:01.840,0:59:12.200
that's it okay down with the Triple S I'm down
if you made it all the way to 58 minutes we get
0:59:12.200,0:59:17.480
no I'm saying we get seven sevens this whole
year seven sevens right if we go over doesn't
0:59:17.480,0:59:24.720
count if we go under doesn't count has to be seven
sevens this whole year we're going to do something
0:59:24.720,0:59:31.920
something special something special Joshua I I
I could dig that you know maybe maybe whoever
0:59:31.920,0:59:38.560
was the seventh subscriber to jump in you know I
I don't I don't know maybe maybe we can you know
0:59:38.560,0:59:45.200
depending on what number you fall on there will
be something I can dig it I'm cool with that yeah
0:59:45.200,0:59:52.080
me too and with that being said Joshua we made it
to another end of an episode and for those of you
0:59:52.080,0:59:58.200
working out or partying right now congratulations
ations that was an hour of your time well spent if
0:59:58.200,1:00:05.560
you ask me thank you guys for listening thank you
for watching I don't think I have anything more
1:00:05.560,1:00:09.200
to say other than we're going to keep playing
the trolley game until someone tells me not to
1:00:09.200,1:00:17.520
so be a troll let me know put it in the comments
Joshua what do you got baby oh gosh everybody it
1:00:17.520,1:00:25.000
was it was it was one of those episodes it wasn't
quite the banger but you know what with with every
1:00:25.000,1:00:28.120
episode there's always something new we're going
to do there's always something new we're going to
1:00:28.120,1:00:36.400
try and uh with every episode we we as we always
say we appreciate all you guys for watching like
1:00:36.400,1:00:41.520
subscribe tell a friend who enjoys a couple
idiots in front of the camera trying to make
1:00:41.520,1:00:47.960
sense of the world that we live in um let's let's
continue to go strong and have fun everybody it's
1:00:47.960,1:00:54.520
the beginning of the year and uh thank you all
for coming appreciate you all yes sir all right
1:00:54.520,1:00:55.000
[Music]
1:00:55.000,1:01:24.440
deuces
