SORRY FOR THE DELAY | EP.23 | Cheese Doodles, Name Lore & AI Art
-WHAT’S IN OUR CUP-
Sean: Josh Wine (red)
Joshua: (Name Not Mentioned)
-CHAPTERS-
00:00 Mia Intro & Music
00:28 Cold Open & Punny “Delay” Start
00:52 Shout-Out: Joshua’s Brother (Birthday & Plumbers Apprenticeship)
02:35 Days-Left Pep Talk (302 To Go)
04:06 March Facts: Flowers, Stones & Hibernation
06:01 March = God Of War; March Madness Productivity Hit
10:45 Holidays Segment Kickoff (March 5)
12:00 National Sportsmanship Day
14:16 Dissociative Identity Disorder Awareness Day
16:32 National Absinthe Day (Myths & Memories)
23:07 Unique Names Day — Setup
24:24 “Sean” Name Lore (Origin, Meaning, Rank)
28:58 “Joshua” Name Lore (Origin, Meaning, Rank)
35:58 Final Holiday Tease
37:16 National Cheese Doodle Day — We Doodle Live
47:13 AI Art: Is It “Real” Art?
54:12 Trial By Trolley — Moral Dilemma Round
57:02 Not-So-Fun Find: The LEGO Tragedy
1:00:28 Final Mystery-Box Funko Pull (Indiana Jones)
1:01:22 Fortune Of The Week
1:02:11 Lucky Numbers
1:03:43 Sign-Off, Requests & March Vibes
1:04:55 Outro Music & Deuces
-SOUND BITES-
• “We are at day 302… the year’s ticking away.” — Calendar check with Joshua.
• “March is named after Mars — the Roman God of War.” — Joshua drops mythology.
• “Absinthe doesn’t make you hallucinate… I just got drunk.” — Sean myth-busts a sip.
• “If your nuts sit a little too high, try a bit of absinthe.” — Joshua, unintended PSA.
• “Your name ‘Sean’ means ‘God is gracious.’ Live up to it!” — Joshua, name lore hype.
• “I’m a strong and capable young boy.” — Sean, self-identifying with gusto.
• “National Cheese Doodle Day — we’re doodling.” — Sean kicks off the art chaos.
• “If you’re tossing snacks in the air, a bird might… you know.” — Joshua explains his doodle backstory.
• “AI art can be original, just don’t lie that you hand-painted it.” — The boys set boundaries.
• “That school bus is on the way to blow up the Pentagon — the bus has to go.” — Trolley verdict from Joshua.
• “There’s been a loss in the LEGO family.” — Joshua announces the fallen build.
• “I’m treating it like it’s some kind of crazy thing, aren’t I?” — Joshua on absinthe’s reputation.
• “I was named after Sean Connery.” — Sean shares origin trivia.
• “Let Professor Joshua & Professor Sean teach you a little something.” — Classroom energy.
• “The box giveth: Indiana Jones in the white suit.” — Sean, Funko finale reveal.
-FORTUNE & FINDS-
Fortune: Avoid senseless contradictions with others.
Lucky Numbers: 35, 12, 41, 25, 33, 51
Fun Finds / Value Finds:
Sean: Indiana Jones (White Suit) — Funko Exclusive; last pull from the mystery box, crisp sculpt, display-ready.
Joshua: LEGO Set (RIP) — a 3-hour build met an untimely tumble; rebuild planned, morale cautiously optimistic.
(Artwork Shoutout: None This Episode)
Transcript
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welcome to sorry for the delay I'm your editor
Mia in this week's episode the boys have another
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six new holidays for you to celebrate they
then make us a new doodle that a mother would
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be proud of and Joshua dives into the meaning
of names oh man this one's a goodie enjoy the
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[Music] show hello everyone welcome to another
episode of sorry for the delay did you see what
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it did there Joshua there was a delay did did you
catch that one I caught the pun I did I caught the
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pun great job Sean did you rehearse that episode I
did I did rehearse it this is episode 23 uh thank
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you all for joining us uh we are your hosts my
name is Sean uh this is Joshua Joshua how you
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doing today boy hello everybody hello Sean I'd
like to welcome everybody I appreciate you all
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for being here as normal but before we get started
I would like to uh send a very quick shout out to
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my younger brother he uh um since this is airing
on March 5th his birthday is on the 6th so I just
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want to send out a happy early birthday to my
younger brother congratulations younger brother
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you made it uh this far in life I'm not going
to tell everybody his his age but dealing with
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me as an older brother and he's got a few other
siblings and a sister like he's made it this far
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as the youngest brother and that in itself is a
giant feat so happy early birthday to my younger
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brother and I also have to mention congratulations
to him because he just graduated the uh union
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plumbers apprenticeship program which he has been
grinding his ass off to uh complete anybody who
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goes through any type of uh programs like these
you know how much schooling you know the you know
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the paperwork you know what it takes to just grind
you know put put your brain to it and uh I just
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want to say Cong congratulations to my younger
brother because I know it wasn't easy and uh I
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I it's awesome to see him be successful and and
continue to grow in life so uh congratulations
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younger brother great [ __ ] job awesome awesome
awesome yeah congrats Joshua's younger brother
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happy birthday congratulations bro um some of you
might know him some of you might not but hey dude
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like congratulations to everybody else as well if
you're you're you're achieving some [ __ ] cuz uh
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we know all isn't easy but with that said Sean do
you know how many days left we have in the year
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you haven't said this in a while well considering
my weight uh I'm going with like 103 103 if you're
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down to 103 I'm going to say eat some more food
buddy cuz you are way underweight for how tall you
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are you should not be 103 lbs so have a Snickers
the broad shoulders bro broad shoulders uh we are
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at uh uh day 10 uh not 100 see you got me all
[ __ ] up now um we are at day 302 everybody so
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the year is ticking away 302 the year's ticking
away everybody it's exciting we're in March this
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is this is some cool [ __ ] we've made it this far
so um yeah 3002 days in uh we are now in the 80
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percentile of the year so uh the time's a ticket
we're still we're still in the b class so we're
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you know keep working everybody this is this
is this is what's going on um yeah Sean that's
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that's my little my little this and that you know
intro and and uh but yeah that's what I got yeah
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no that's great you know like uh I think I'm going
to start every episode now Joshua saying hey your
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timer Starts Now buddies like you got an hour
workout let's go all right we're going to Hype
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you up for this hour or make you really sad I mean
it depends on what Joshua has in like this days in
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history or his holidays so we'll we'll figure it
out you're gonna feel some emotion it might be
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pain might be happiness we'll see we'll figure
it out at the end don't worry about it Joshua
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speaking of that uh What uh holidays you got for
us what do you got so as I mentioned earlier we
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everybody we just entered March right and so a lot
of things happen in March but if you are a March
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baby um I got some fun facts particularly about
March so pay attention to all you march babies
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or if you got loved ones whoever part of March
you can you can share a little of this with them
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if you were born in March did you know your birth
flower is a daffodil daffodil that's cute daffodil
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I don't even know what a daffodil looks like do
you know I I don't know what like I doow and it's
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like a it's like white with a yellow little spout
thing pretty sure that's what it looks like yeah
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so if you are will correct us Mia [ __ ] correct
us shut put I I just read it so uh yeah but if
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you're born in March your flower is a daffodil and
I got another Pho for you if you are a March baby
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most of you are probably spoiled in the sense that
uh March actually has two birth stones which are
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aquamarine and Blood Stone and believe it or not
aquam aquamarine and Blood Stone these stones are
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symbols of Courage oh [ __ ] H Joshua I would like
for you to uh buy me a bloodstone ring uh because
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the word Bloodstone sounds [ __ ] amazing bro
like yeah my husband got me this Bloodstone ring
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kill a few babies for it but it's all right you
know it's just a [ __ ] sick ass name bro Blood
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Stone I mean I could guess what aquamarine looks
like but Bloodstone I mean I guess I could guess
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that too I'm going to go with that's probably a
deep dark red could be completely off based with
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the Blood Stone but if they're color it could be
amazing could be black you know the deepest red
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and and the fact that they symbolize courage if
you're a March baby and you just feel tough and
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strong and and everything that goes along with
being courageous there's a reason because it
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naturally comes to you as a March baby makes sense
makes sense what else J and another fun fact about
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March uh March is also the time of the year when
animals start waking up from hiber hibernation
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oh so we about to see them grizzly bears I call
back to last week's episode yeah so if uh if you
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start if you you're taking a trip up to I don't
know Yellowstone or yuse or whatever it is and
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you're kind of like what is going on with the
wildlife around here I'm I'm seeing a lot more
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well March is the time of the year where things
start to wake up the bellies are thin animals are
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hungry and I guarantee you if you walk out into
nature and you see a skinny bear I promise you
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you're probably going to look like food so that
isn't an opportunity when you see this bear to go
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take a picture with this bear you know this isn't
Yogi this isn't a cartoon that thing is hungry in
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March and it will eat you and you will not see
another day in your family will be very sad so
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let's not go approaching animals in March cuz they
are probably hungry and they've been sleeping a
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long time I mean that's just facts in general for
life right don't approach wild animals like how
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many times you have to be told that once because
that's about it all the time you have for I mean
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people don't know this but the first time I saw
sea I thought he was a wild animal I mean he looks
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completely different than he does now I mean he
was coming out of a cave should have seen me back
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there you know you think he looks thick now
just you should have seen him a few years ago
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my goodness yeah that was a thick boy and my last
and final fun fact about March wait actually is
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my final one but did you know I got one more for
this did you know March is named uh after Mars
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the Roman God of War whoa I did not I mean kind
of makes sense I mean March like march marching
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you know marching into battle I don't know makes
sense to me I guess it it seems like after going
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over a couple of these it seems like you know you
got courageous blood stones and and like animals
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are coming out of hibernation you know now you
got the the the Roman God of War it seems like
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March is kind of one of those intense times of the
year and I'm going to give you one more reason why
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people tend to just love March um or hate March
depending on what side of the coin you're looking
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at at March at statistically March is the most
unproductive month of the year in the US this is
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a result of March Madness believe it or not some
companies what lose up to $ 1.9 billion dollar
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in W in in wages paid to workers who were not
productively and are not productive and instead
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of instead spent company time betting they they
they basically spend the time betting instead of
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working so what what what are these people betting
on March Madness March Madness March Madness I
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[ __ ] that up completely but companies are stati
statistically March is the most unproductive month
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of the year believe it or not well [ __ ] Joshua
I think we're I think we're doing too much you
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know we're being too productive right now yeah
I think we need to be less productive it's March
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come on bro third month of the year we got to be
less productive I don't know I don't know I mean
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some people would call this not productive anyways
you know like I I don't know good point good point
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we find this fun you know and I'm sure people in
the classroom those of you in the back who are not
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paying attention Scoot a little closer oh yeah uh
you might learn a little something uh this could
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be fun for you they may so they could so come on
up to the front of the class I like those people
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in the back I see you back there I see you back
there sleeping come on to the front come on to
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the front let Professor Joshua and Professor
Shan uh teach you a little something and if
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you've missed it well rewind the tape because
we we said a few things that you might learn we
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have play back rewind the tape but that was what
holidays you got fors about March which now leads
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us into the holidays of March my favorite time
of the episode because it gives me a reason to
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continue to drink let's notice a trend how many
drinks can Sean get each episode I don't know
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12 [ __ ] 15 I'm drinking wine today Joshua I'm
I'm actually drinking the same wine that we had
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on a previous episode call back to uh to to the
Josh wine as you choked to death oh my God whoa
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I know buddy I know I know it was a great night
holy [ __ ] a great night I almost lost my my
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sip there for a second there I don't know if it
was the fact that you said you were drinking Josh
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or something else that caught my attention but
holy [ __ ] my goodness that was awkward man I
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love I love just opening a bottle of Josh you
know just uh unzipping him straight from the
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pants and just sipping right up oh my goodness all
right so holidays right because we talk about this
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could be interesting to some you let's let's give
somebody a reason to party as I always say because
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we all need a reason to have a drink um so hell
yeah here we go holidays on March 5th first one
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I got for you is National sportsmanship day Sean
did you ever play sports growing up were you a
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sportsmanship kind of guy funny enough I did play
sports when I was growing up uh I played baseball
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of all sports when I was growing up I did that
until I was probably 13 uh and then people wanted
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me to play basketball and I was never really a
basketball fan at the time and kind of regret
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it because I probably could have been there with
Steph Curry you know out there shooting my shot
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wouldn't have gone in but I would have shot my
shot anyway so so so you're saying as big of a
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man as you are basketball you still wouldn't have
been able to kind of throw some elbows and make a
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name for yourself out there in the oh I would have
I would have thrown some elbows baby like I would
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my name would have been in the highlight reels I
would have been up there fighting with Draymond
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like I I would have made it I would have made it
work now but you know that's unsportsmanlike all
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right so it's a holiday about sportsmanship and I
was always about the sportsmanship you know every
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single loss that we had I would always shake your
hand and call you a little [ __ ] so so that that
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was the exent of your uh nice game you like so
what [ __ ] you know you may have won but I'm
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still gonna kick you in the nuts like yeah yeah
exactly I'd be like they'd be like oh great game
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I'd be like yeah whatever small dick then I'd walk
away damn simple simple D my goodness and uh you
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know basketball shts used to be a lot shorter than
so they probably knew they knew something that you
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didn't want to admit they knew mhm mhm they were
scared to admit it you know I just told them the
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truth sometimes they can't handle the truth baby
most most people cannot handle the truth so um
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that's that's that's my first one let me give
you another one right this one some people may
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be able to relate to it's kind of on the on the
iffy side of things or or something you know that
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you could address or somebody should address or
if you know somebody with this uh issue um maybe
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let's talk about it a little bit so let's go on
the on the on the SAT side of things here so the
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next one is disassociative identity disorder day
on this March 5th do you know what that is Sean no
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what does that I I don't know what that is Joshua
please explain that to me okay because I did not
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want to fill my page with an entire list of doctor
you know like all this whole description right
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basically what that is is have you ever heard uh
personality or multiple personality disorder have
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you heard of that oh yeah yeah I have yeah so they
no longer call it multiple uh personality disorder
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it's now called disassociative disassociative
identity disorder that is a mouthful and it's just
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like it's like you just have split personalities
basically like you think you're one person versus
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another person all the time correct correct and
there and it's just it's today on March 5th we're
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just trying to bring awareness to this um because
it is a big deal it ruins a lot of people's lives
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and relationships and damages family so it was
kind of kind of cool when I was doing a little
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bit of research that they they dedicated I mean
you know they dedicate a whole year to this kind
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of thing research and stuff but um it was nice
to see starting off the year that they have have
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something like this where they talk about it and
and make it known to the public that this is a a
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real thing and um probably should be addressed so
if you this is something that you're into you know
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uh um it should be addressed if you know somebody
don't be afraid to talk about it uh because it's
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a real thing yeah foret to talk about problems
man yeah should ever be and that's where we're
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on here we tend to talk about problems and we
encourage everybody to tell us what problems we
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have in the comments too so tell us what problems
we have the the uh the phones are open everybody
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um for my fourth for my fourth holiday on this
March 5th which Sean may or may not know of I'm
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I'm still a student of um my guess this could be
considered alcohol my little pan uh yeah this this
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could be this could be considered alcohol I I
guess so um today is actually absent day Sean
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because I know nothing about absent I I don't
I know very little and it's nice to know they
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do have a day of this do you know anything about
absent or the history of it or what it does to you
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if you drink it do do you know anything about
absence because I don't educate me um see the
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thing is I know I know a little bit of stuff about
things but absen is the one thing that I don't
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know a whole history on I do know this the modern
perspect like the modern the modern the the words
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words uh when you say absent people usually think
of this green liquid and that's like the modern
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take on it is this green liquid that makes you
hallucinate okay realistically absinth comes in
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I believe like an array of colors not just green
um but it also does not make you hallucinate so
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there's like there's that kind of History to it
and um that's all I know that's all I really know
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about that I know it tastes good though U I've had
some I've had some really good one um oh yeah yeah
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it's delicious I like it you but it's also very
expensive did did you try enough of it to actually
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like you know how W you know obviously you're
drinking wine so wine makes you feel a certain
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way right so did you drink enough of absent to
actually feel a change in self did did anything
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in particular happen to you did you start seeing
[ __ ] like they say you do did you you know like
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no no I just got drunk it it was very uneventful
so the absent that I had was mixed in with like
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a um like a lemon cello um which is basically
just like lemons mixed with any type of liquor
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and you let sit there for a while to like ferment
so it was basically absent with that and it was
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delicious like not going to lie very good uh got
drunk real fast because it's high proof um but no
0:18:39.120,0:18:47.920
I didn't I didn't go on any hallucination trips or
you know anything fun or fancy oh my left testicle
0:18:47.920,0:18:53.680
dropped lower than my right testicle during that
time and it was really weird could not explain it
0:18:53.680,0:19:01.240
so so gravity just all of a sudden just kicked in
after having a couple six abs like took it just
0:19:01.240,0:19:06.920
you just dropped it just dropped on down all of
a sudden yep just like it was like this like they
0:19:06.920,0:19:14.560
were together then I took a few sips and then one
just went it's like that so maybe maybe we make a
0:19:14.560,0:19:19.800
public announcements and say if your nuts are
sitting a little too high try a bit of absent
0:19:19.800,0:19:25.320
because your nuts will be different or something
like that I don't know I'm not a spokesman I don't
0:19:25.320,0:19:30.400
really you know I mean it it also could be cuz
like I just went through puberty I don't know
0:19:30.400,0:19:36.040
oh that's that's that's yeah I how about how
about people out there how about people in the
0:19:36.040,0:19:41.120
class go out and get yourself a bottle of absin
you let us know in the comments what happens to
0:19:41.120,0:19:51.040
you I'm I'm worried now if somebody does really
post something on that I am very concerned but
0:19:51.040,0:19:57.200
I'm also interested because I am I'm you know I
like to hear what people have to say um but what
0:19:57.200,0:20:03.920
I what I heard about absent is because I you know
I didn't do a ton of research but I I did come
0:20:03.920,0:20:09.440
across a few bold bold things yeah yeah I like
to say that because I know nobody comes here to
0:20:09.440,0:20:14.320
learn a ton of [ __ ] um but you might CU these
are facts you know a lot of [ __ ] I I do kind
0:20:14.320,0:20:22.840
of fine um but what I did hear about absin is it
was something that artists and Poets and writers
0:20:22.840,0:20:29.080
and everything uh all those types of creative type
folks back in the what 1800 or something like that
0:20:29.080,0:20:40.880
used to sure a divulg in to to find a creative way
to express themselves so it it also was used like
0:20:40.880,0:20:48.600
LSD and some of these other hallucinogenics this
this was something that people did use uh in its
0:20:48.600,0:20:57.280
early stages to find themselves in a creative
state of mind so yeah I I I'm curious to know
0:20:57.280,0:21:03.720
how it tastes because I've never tried it um
if anybody wants to give me a bottle I won't
0:21:03.720,0:21:11.040
tell anybody um but I will try it on air it's not
illegal josua it's not illegal to drink absinth
0:21:11.040,0:21:17.160
anymore it's different they they like there's no
original formulas anymore for it you can go get a
0:21:17.160,0:21:23.840
bottle of abson yes of course go to BevMo you can
get one right now I guarantee it if I pull up the
0:21:23.840,0:21:29.960
BevMo website I'm not going to do right but if
I pull it up I can buy abson at peo really yes
0:21:29.960,0:21:35.800
yes you can yeah oh man I'm treating it like it's
some kind of like crazy thing aren't I my goodness
0:21:35.800,0:21:42.600
no it's not not anymore not the way it used to be
anymore you know now it's just like just a [ __ ]
0:21:42.600,0:21:50.720
top shelf liquid so H okay well I mean I'm sure
if you go to like [ __ ] uh if you can go to the
0:21:50.720,0:21:55.640
red light district you know I'm sure that kind of
absent will probably [ __ ] you up you'll wake up
0:21:55.640,0:22:04.200
next to two broads and uh a donkey just wondering
what happened a broad name donkey going how did
0:22:04.200,0:22:10.160
this happen or a broad name donkey exactly right
Jesus which I would prefer to wake up to next to
0:22:10.160,0:22:15.720
a broad name donkey and not wake up next to an
actual donkey because then I would question my
0:22:15.720,0:22:25.160
my Humanity at that point I just I wouldn't want
to live if that actually happened well I'm sorry
0:22:25.160,0:22:31.840
j so I do have one more all right happy National
absent day have a day let's go you got you got one
0:22:31.840,0:22:37.640
more Joshua one what do you got one no actually I
have two more but I'm going to leave the best one
0:22:37.640,0:22:44.000
for last I'm going to leave the best one for last
and I and I want you I want your participation in
0:22:44.000,0:22:50.320
this next one and I want some ratings between one
and five we'll keep it simple because 10's a big
0:22:50.320,0:22:54.880
number um I can't even count to that we're we're
going to leave it to the last we're going to leave
0:22:54.880,0:23:07.520
it to the last so my next one is unique names day
on this March 5th unique names day are you talking
0:23:07.520,0:23:17.920
about like people names or like unique names for
just like objects no people unique name oh people
0:23:17.920,0:23:28.120
yeah unique names day so when I came across this
Sean what do you think a man of my devold educated
0:23:28.120,0:23:34.320
stature did what do you think what do you think I
did when I heard this you mean they have a day a
0:23:34.320,0:23:39.840
unique names day what do what do you think I did
have a day what do you think I did uh you Googled
0:23:39.840,0:23:44.800
take a guess you Googled you Googled unique names
that's what I'm thinking no you know what the
0:23:44.800,0:23:52.320
[ __ ] I did I asked myself you know what I asked
myself I said you know I I have a friend named
0:23:52.320,0:24:03.440
Sean that seems pretty unique but is he really so
what did I do I went ahead and found out Sean how
0:24:03.440,0:24:09.760
unique your [ __ ] name is everybody and if you're
if you're Sean who's listening I found out how how
0:24:09.760,0:24:15.360
unique your [ __ ] name is too so this might be
important to you so if you think you're special
0:24:15.360,0:24:24.760
if you think you're in the top 100 you think
you're special well guess [ __ ] what you're not
0:24:24.760,0:24:31.720
your name oh God no one no one no you're not that
important Sean sorry I knew it I [ __ ] knew it
0:24:31.720,0:24:41.680
you're [ __ ] your name Sean your name didn't even
make the top 100 you came in at aund or you came
0:24:41.680,0:24:54.440
you came in at F at in 508th place for your [ __ ]
name God damn so Jesus if you're Sean and you're
0:24:54.440,0:25:00.040
listening you're not that special you're not or
at least your name is you might you might be some
0:25:00.040,0:25:03.840
there's probably famous people named Sean I got
a cousin named Sean so I shouldn't be an [ __ ] um
0:25:03.840,0:25:11.000
you're cool um yeah so then what about you what
are you Mr more important than oh it doesn't oh
0:25:11.000,0:25:15.080
it doesn't stop there no no no no no no no cuz I
just didn't I didn't want to know what you what
0:25:15.080,0:25:21.600
Sean is ranked I want to [ __ ] know like I wanted
to know what your [ __ ] name actually means like
0:25:21.600,0:25:28.720
who the [ __ ] are you and what does your name
mean and where does it come from okay okay okay do
0:25:28.720,0:25:32.360
a little bit of research where does it come from
do a little bit of research do you know what your
0:25:32.360,0:25:37.800
Sean do you know do you know what your Sean do
you know what your name means Sean have you ever
0:25:37.800,0:25:46.920
even thought about it no but I know where it comes
from would you like to tell me would you like to
0:25:46.920,0:25:52.400
tell the class somebody in the back fell asleep
already wake his [ __ ] ass up and tell him it's
0:25:52.400,0:25:58.080
an Irish name all right that's what I know it is
that's where I know where it's from I don't know
0:25:58.080,0:26:10.600
what it means I do know for a fact that I was
named after the boy Shan connory oh so that did
0:26:10.600,0:26:15.600
it's funny that you mentioned that because those
are my facts Sean Conor that's as much as Sean
0:26:15.600,0:26:23.640
knows about his name well I'm about to educate you
Sean and any Sean that is listening right now oh
0:26:23.640,0:26:32.040
God I'm ready I'm about to educate every Sean
at least the spelling you know s e a n if you
0:26:32.040,0:26:35.960
spell it that way cuz I don't know if it means
the same for every [ __ ] Sean so this is what
0:26:35.960,0:26:47.680
it did so you're not your name Sean Believe It
or Not means god is gracious God Is So my name
0:26:47.680,0:26:56.360
means god is gracious look it up that's that's a
mouthful buddy look at that that's a I'm here to
0:26:56.360,0:27:02.160
blow your mind and surprise you right now God is
gracious I'm going to take this to another level
0:27:02.160,0:27:09.440
right now okay [ __ ] all right I didn't know
there were that many levels to go let's go so now
0:27:09.440,0:27:14.480
that you know your name is you know means and this
is just what there's probably many translations
0:27:14.480,0:27:22.800
but you know this is this is what I came across
um God is gracious for Sean and you are correct
0:27:22.800,0:27:30.720
it is believed that the name Sean originated
in Ireland and was a common choice for boys for
0:27:30.720,0:27:36.640
centuries for centuries until now because now your
name is not unique it's not very not very name is
0:27:36.640,0:27:44.040
meaningless yeah your name is meaningless not even
the top [Laughter] 100 but I'm going to give you
0:27:44.040,0:27:48.040
some silver lining I'm going to give you a reason
to be like you know what [ __ ] you you know even
0:27:48.040,0:27:57.280
though I'm not in the top 100 here we go okay
in Irish culture Sean is often associated with
0:27:57.280,0:28:08.160
Wis wisdom intelligence and courage making it a
fitting name for a strong and capable which I know
0:28:08.160,0:28:21.240
you identify as [Music] boy yes yes yes I am a
strong and capable young boy I'm a strapping young
0:28:21.240,0:28:32.960
lad so don't be discourage Sean even though you
didn't make the top 100 you know your name is what
0:28:32.960,0:28:39.960
a disappoint it's a good name it's a strong name
you know God is gracious so God damn it Sean live
0:28:39.960,0:28:45.960
up to your name for once in a while grab your
[ __ ] droopy left nut pull that [ __ ] up and
0:28:45.960,0:28:53.240
[ __ ] do something God damn it do something God
damn it I love it Joshua I love it uh I still want
0:28:53.240,0:28:58.880
to know where you rank am I above you or below
you in the name popularity I'm glad you asked
0:28:58.880,0:29:06.280
that question Sean because I'm a man of wisdom
you know I open fortune cookies for advice you
0:29:06.280,0:29:12.600
know and special numbers and [ __ ] like that you
know I do some dumb [ __ ] um but I did that for
0:29:12.600,0:29:19.080
my name too I did I did the same exact thing um
but I don't like I don't like the website I use
0:29:19.080,0:29:21.840
for your name so I chose a different one that
made me sound better I'm just going to throw
0:29:21.840,0:29:29.320
it out there oh interesting funny how that works
huh just kidding I went to the same website I'm
0:29:29.320,0:29:40.920
fair I'm playing the game fair all right so wake
up um wake up everybody um so here we go Joshua
0:29:40.920,0:29:44.760
because I didn't put Josh in there of course
I put J I mean it's on my birth certificate
0:29:44.760,0:29:51.480
Joshua you call me joshu sure I'll show up but
I'm GNA be like who the [ __ ] are you talking
0:29:51.480,0:29:58.000
to my name is Joshua I might just call it out
I might just say something I might show up but
0:29:58.000,0:30:05.680
I won't be there my name is Joshua um what do
you think you think you think mine has anything
0:30:05.680,0:30:09.600
anything importance behind you think Joshua has
any importance behind it give what do you think
0:30:09.600,0:30:14.040
it has probably so much meaning it probably has so
much meaning I mean there's so many people in the
0:30:14.040,0:30:21.160
Bible named Joshua you know so like it's probably
has some [ __ ] like I lick God's tentacles or
0:30:21.160,0:30:27.960
[ __ ] Jesus oh my God I'm I'm like God septum
I don't know man it's it's got to it's got to
0:30:27.960,0:30:35.600
mean more than mine I can tell you that Sean
you just just what you gave me right there did
0:30:35.600,0:30:42.440
not say wisdom to me did not say intelligent
you completely went against everything your
0:30:42.440,0:30:49.200
name your name stands for so what did I just get
through telling you man wake up wake the [ __ ]
0:30:49.200,0:30:58.160
up [ __ ] falling asleep at the wheel [ __ ] you
got four letters in your [ __ ] name it's not hard
0:30:58.160,0:31:07.560
to spell wake the [ __ ] up so then uh I will go
on record saying that Joshua means uh beautiful um
0:31:07.560,0:31:19.560
sensual um revealing uh proud and uh courageous
there you go I like I like I like what you said
0:31:19.560,0:31:24.280
there because there there's there's deep meaning
behind the name Joshua and and Sean did say it is
0:31:24.280,0:31:32.000
a Biblical and has a lot of um Bible Associated
stuff I mean I'm not a crazy religious person
0:31:32.000,0:31:38.320
but I you know I do believe there is more than
just what we're doing right now we are you know
0:31:38.320,0:31:45.600
we are higher beings you know is what I'm getting
at we're not just who we are um so with that said
0:31:45.600,0:31:56.040
Joshua did make the top 100 and in 2024 [ __ ]
with the latest results and statistics Joshua
0:31:56.040,0:32:06.800
came in at number 67 in the name Rao 67 are
you [ __ ] [ __ ] me people are still naming
0:32:06.800,0:32:14.240
their kids Joshua yep yep don't be upset don't be
mad don't be mad bro don't be don't be mad at it
0:32:14.240,0:32:20.960
don't be mad at it um but I was born in the 80s
and it's it's kind of funny because when you look
0:32:20.960,0:32:29.520
at it in the'80s uh Joshua was a pretty common
name so it wasn't unique then is it un unique now
0:32:29.520,0:32:35.880
I don't know but it's in the top 100 so may that
as it be [ __ ] it we'll take it bro we'll take
0:32:35.880,0:32:45.160
it look look it we got we got two hosts here one
with a non-unique name and one with a unique name
0:32:45.160,0:32:52.440
in the top 100 bro we got all all of it covered
man we got it all covered here all right so let
0:32:52.440,0:32:57.040
me give you a little bit of meaning because I just
I you know I I let me go into this little bit here
0:32:57.040,0:33:01.320
yeah give us some meaning what does your name mean
Jos so the meaning so there's a lot of different
0:33:01.320,0:33:06.600
means as you know but um this is what I came up
with uh with all the the the the research I did
0:33:06.600,0:33:16.360
so the meaning of the name Joshua the name Joshua
is derived from the Hebrew word y Yesa Yeshua I
0:33:16.360,0:33:26.960
think you say that I think you call me that yes
it's it's Yeshua it's spelled ye e h o s h u a
0:33:28.280,0:33:42.000
yesu Yeshua yesu meaning God is salvation
what the [ __ ] so mine is God is plentiful
0:33:42.000,0:33:48.400
what was it God is [ __ ] uh gracious
[ __ ] God is gracious and yours is God
0:33:48.400,0:33:58.960
is [ __ ] what was it God is salvation God a
[ __ ] literally told me two seconds ago and
0:33:58.960,0:34:07.040
I [ __ ] forgot God damn it God damn it God is
salvation inter yeah there there's there's uh
0:34:07.040,0:34:12.920
multiple meanings but that is the one that kind
of popped up a lot so uh again being Biblical
0:34:12.920,0:34:17.280
name there's lots of translations and a lot of
different ways you can look at it but uh God
0:34:17.280,0:34:25.880
is salvation um Joshua is a warm and traditional
Christian male name that has been prevalent among
0:34:25.880,0:34:36.440
the Jews since the 17th century it is a Biblical
name that has uh very varied linguistic variations
0:34:36.440,0:34:49.680
like G again pronunciation uh G jesua in Italian I
probably [ __ ] that up Lo Kua in Hawaii Hawaiian
0:34:49.680,0:35:01.920
sorry Loa and HOSA in Danish among others oh
h i mean that's pretty [ __ ] cool though bro
0:35:01.920,0:35:08.440
pretty [ __ ] cool man but you're right Sean for
everybody who's still here and you haven't changed
0:35:08.440,0:35:17.000
the channel to some [ __ ] infomercial or you're
scrolling through Tik Tok you got Sean here um who
0:35:17.000,0:35:25.080
brings the wisdom the intelligence and courage oh
yeah go making an A fitting name for a strong boy
0:35:25.080,0:35:30.720
and you have another gentleman here Joshua who's
in the top of I like how you highlight I like how
0:35:30.720,0:35:37.680
you highlight the strong boy okay that's [ __ ] up
bro all right I'm a I'm a strappy young lad okay
0:35:37.680,0:35:44.520
not not just a strong boy don't make me rewind the
tape you have idena identified yourself as a young
0:35:44.520,0:35:50.200
boy a few episodes ago you know mind you don't
make me go back I will go back I got a segment
0:35:50.200,0:35:58.680
for that um but yes that is my unique names on
this March 5th uh if you're at all curious uh
0:35:58.680,0:36:03.320
Google your name check it out because it it might
bring meaning to you you might be surprised where
0:36:03.320,0:36:08.360
it comes from and uh just do a little Google
search it could be fun you might might find
0:36:08.360,0:36:18.040
yourself uh surprised at at what you find now that
is pretty funny though now Sean are you ready for
0:36:18.040,0:36:26.280
my final holiday and celebration I don't know yet
uh let me let me talk to the uh to the class real
0:36:26.280,0:36:32.880
quick hey class check it out we're about halfway
through this episode this is where things tend to
0:36:32.880,0:36:40.080
get a little uh off the rails also you're halfway
through your workout let's go you're almost there
0:36:40.080,0:36:47.640
you got this keep going keep pushing if you
don't stop you'll never get it up just saying
0:36:47.640,0:36:56.000
now Joshua I think I think I'm ready I think I'm
ready for your last holiday see see what John Sean
0:36:56.000,0:37:02.200
did there everybody he his true colors just showed
his wisdom his courage and his intelligence just
0:37:02.200,0:37:07.120
popped up he does that every once in a while he
falls asleep at the wheel sometimes everybody
0:37:07.120,0:37:16.240
but one eye open one eye open yeah he he is he's
a good guy so for my final final holiday on this
0:37:16.240,0:37:28.200
March 5th I'm going to give it to you today is
National cheese doodle day cheese doodle day let's
0:37:28.200,0:37:35.800
go Joshua you know what that means boy that means
we're doing a doodle Joshua let's [ __ ] do a
0:37:35.800,0:37:42.200
doodle my guy load the same thing that we had yeah
we're [ __ ] doodling bro we're [ __ ] doodling
0:37:42.200,0:37:48.680
we're doodling like [ __ ] oh my goodness for
those of you who missed the last time we doodled
0:37:48.680,0:37:55.400
I think it was like National draw dinosaur day um
let's uh let's [ __ ] uh let's [ __ ] doodle a a
0:37:55.400,0:38:03.000
cheese thing Joshua what is it a national cheese
doodle we're we're we're uh here we go let me get
0:38:03.000,0:38:09.480
I I got to get I got to get in here too uh join
room get in here oh I thought you were already
0:38:09.480,0:38:14.960
in I could see your name listed twice here wait am
I in here now oh I see oh I see you I see okay oh
0:38:14.960,0:38:20.640
wait wait wait I'm guessing you are who would you
like announce yourself to the classroom what what
0:38:20.640,0:38:27.640
are you going by I am uh I'm going by Mr pirate
usually my pseudo name for most things uh who are
0:38:27.640,0:38:35.920
you going by josua um I'm uh today I'm going to go
by uh Mr five finger Bill one I don't know where
0:38:35.920,0:38:43.120
the one came from but uh one came you're already
in here on the side of the screen there's two
0:38:43.120,0:38:50.240
FiveFinger bills oh no Joshua is Five Finger Bill
one do we does Bill have six fingers actually I
0:38:50.240,0:38:54.960
don't know he might have six fingers there you go
Bill's in here twice all right let's let's TR some
0:38:54.960,0:39:00.480
[ __ ] what give us some guidelines give us some
rules okay what are we doing here Sean National
0:39:00.480,0:39:06.240
cheese doodle day do we have guidelines do we have
restrictions colors like what sure let's let's do
0:39:06.240,0:39:12.960
some guidelines so obviously a cheese doodle it's
not really a cheese doodle like a drawing right we
0:39:12.960,0:39:17.880
know what a cheese doodle is a cheese doodle is a
type of [ __ ] Cheeto right so I think what we got
0:39:17.880,0:39:26.440
to do Joshua to honor the cheese doodle we have
to one our doodle has to be something with cheese
0:39:27.240,0:39:35.880
okay and two it can only be either uh the color
of cheese so whatever color of cheese you like
0:39:35.880,0:39:42.600
so there's yellow there's white there is um I'm
going to I'm going to give blue as an exception
0:39:42.600,0:39:47.600
as well because there is blue cheese and blue does
have some some color in there uh but th those are
0:39:47.600,0:39:55.360
the colors that we're working with um otherwise
Joshua one doodle in honor of cheese doodle let's
0:39:55.360,0:40:02.960
go let's get it okay here we go I I don't know
what you just said but um oh my God look at see
0:40:02.960,0:40:07.800
you've been practicing this this freaking thing uh
okay oh yeah I've been [ __ ] figuring this [ __ ]
0:40:07.800,0:40:14.200
out so oh this is not fair you can you can lick
my left bow wait wait do we are we drawing like a
0:40:14.200,0:40:21.040
line here you stay on your side of the [ __ ] art
board and I'm going to be on my side cuz I don't
0:40:21.040,0:40:26.680
want you encroaching on my [ __ ] side of the
wall here buddy oh that's fine that's fine you
0:40:26.680,0:40:31.920
do you all right okay okay you do you I'm just I'm
just going to [ __ ] draw my cheese doodle here oh
0:40:31.920,0:40:36.920
you're [ __ ] cheese okay so that's what you're
coming up with look at this Precision baby you're
0:40:36.920,0:40:43.160
doing cheese like that huh yeah that's all you're
going to do it all right so here's yes sir here's
0:40:43.160,0:40:49.320
how I'm going to do my cheese all right everybody
okay here we go his cheese is [ __ ] black he
0:40:49.320,0:40:55.920
doesn't even know how to change the [ __ ] color
he's [ __ ] trash look at [ __ ] nobody wants
0:40:55.920,0:41:10.720
that black cheese get that [ __ ] out of here J
I mean I don't one two three four five six okay
0:41:10.720,0:41:17.400
don't you [ __ ] with my cheese doodle bro all
right you're cheese doodle looks [ __ ] what
0:41:17.400,0:41:24.440
is what are you are you drawing a person don't
worry about what I'm doing I don't even know how
0:41:24.440,0:41:31.640
to change the color damn it I don't even know how
to change the color all right so here I'm not an
0:41:31.640,0:41:40.760
artist everybody but I will [ __ ] do my best you
will [ __ ] Joshua yes I'm G do I'm doing my best
0:41:40.760,0:41:49.560
to guys got a little mouth now look at that little
guy look at him look cheese tole how do you change
0:41:49.560,0:41:56.480
the color so if you click the little square on
the bottom right and you click whatever color you
0:41:56.480,0:42:05.120
want you can adjust the color and you click okay
oh I I got you I got I got to I got to practice
0:42:05.120,0:42:12.840
with this more because this is this is kind of
one of those things that need to I look at you
0:42:12.840,0:42:23.160
over here filling in some shading right now she
she doodle baby okay I know it's riveting podcast
0:42:23.160,0:42:29.520
content but if you just listen to us just phing
into the microphone you may may find something
0:42:29.520,0:42:37.520
pleasurable about that most people do I'm just
going to say that I think after this episode I
0:42:37.520,0:42:48.320
just might spend some time um trying to figure out
how to draw better because I am not a very good
0:42:48.320,0:42:56.680
drawer I don't even know what is
going on in your picture right now
0:42:56.680,0:43:04.840
bro I'm I'm going to I'm going to describe
it to you in a minute um okay because that's
0:43:04.840,0:43:10.400
fine that's fine just I'm somebody who I'm just
focused on me right now bro I'm just focused on
0:43:10.400,0:43:16.800
me I'm drawing little feet right now I had a
little bit of absence I'm gonna lie before I
0:43:16.800,0:43:26.080
hit this so it's I I'm very feel very creative
to be honest right now go got some arms in there
0:43:26.080,0:43:39.920
[Music] um okay clearly [ __ ] clearly
if you know what's happening here um
0:43:39.920,0:43:44.640
let's do don't know what's happening
at all in your [ __ ] doodle right now
0:43:44.640,0:43:57.720
bro oh oh oh is he getting look like he's
getting a [ __ ] on right now which is uh
0:43:57.720,0:44:05.840
intense Jesus
0:44:05.840,0:44:18.800
Christ there It Go Just riveting
podcast content here this cheese
0:44:18.800,0:44:24.200
doodle day this is [ __ ] this is
the [ __ ] right here look at that
0:44:24.200,0:44:30.040
God it's so hard to [ __ ] draw in
this program [ __ ] me my arms they
0:44:30.040,0:44:38.280
hurt all right there we go he's a
[ __ ] that's he's a cheese doodle
0:44:38.280,0:44:47.800
[ __ ] Okay riveting give me a [ __ ] give me
a [ __ ] let's see Joshua's giant Joshua's got
0:44:47.800,0:44:52.800
some [ __ ] background [ __ ] going on I want
some background [ __ ] too I'm G draw a [ __ ]
0:44:52.800,0:45:01.440
I'm draw a cloud all right so while Sean works
on his I I just want to want to give everybody
0:45:01.440,0:45:08.560
a little insight to what's going on here yeah yeah
please explain buddy please explain what is what's
0:45:08.560,0:45:13.600
happening cheese Doodles you know cheese Doodles
are the kind of thing that you can just flip open
0:45:13.600,0:45:17.640
your mouth and just kind of toss in there you know
if you know you know those people walking around
0:45:17.640,0:45:26.480
just kind of flicking things in their mouth um
this is a a a PSA Public Announcement don't be
0:45:26.480,0:45:34.760
throwing food across midair um because you're
liable to end up like this guy five finger Bill
0:45:34.760,0:45:41.480
where a bird could accidentally are on purpose
[ __ ] these birds did it on purpose eat up
0:45:41.480,0:45:48.960
baby this is pre this is premeditated this bird
saw this Joker walking down the street throwing
0:45:48.960,0:45:55.040
cheese Doodles in his mouth um so what did they
decide to do they said eat up baby [ __ ] you
0:45:55.040,0:46:02.680
they [ __ ] on the the cheese Doodles he was
putting into his mouth this in turn caused his
0:46:02.680,0:46:08.040
degenerative eyes this just to happen you know
your eyes don't pop out naturally but when you
0:46:08.040,0:46:14.920
eat bird [ __ ] like this guy did um this is how
you start to look you start to look exactly like
0:46:14.920,0:46:24.280
this six fingers [ __ ] up eyes and a [ __ ] chin
holy [ __ ] goodbye you're done dead holy [ __ ]
0:46:24.280,0:46:28.840
God damn it josa all right we got to move on buddy
we're we're running close to time here on an hour
0:46:28.840,0:46:33.200
those are our cheese Doodles everybody those are
our cheese Doodles I don't know what Joshua Drew
0:46:33.200,0:46:39.120
uh I drew a a cheese gentleman okay uh actually
with that being said hang on let me give me give
0:46:39.120,0:46:43.880
me one second I'm not done I gotta sorry he's not
a cheese gentleman yet until he has his [ __ ] Top
0:46:43.880,0:46:49.880
Hat there we go cheese gentlemen there we go I
drew a cheese gentleman Joshua drew a gentleman
0:46:49.880,0:46:59.880
getting [ __ ] [ __ ] with [ __ ] so there's that
all right everybody all right we uh there you go
0:46:59.880,0:47:05.600
that was fun it was a fun app thanks Joshua thanks
draw a little bit have some fun with it everybody
0:47:05.600,0:47:13.640
yeah have some fun with it um Joshua let's move on
uh with that being said we've healed a lot of time
0:47:13.640,0:47:22.320
so we got 15 minutes left um as promised I want
to do another moral dilemma for you in the trolley
0:47:22.320,0:47:29.560
problem um and uh I see you put up your AI art
there Joshua maybe we can go on a little tangent
0:47:29.560,0:47:35.800
about that real quick um how do you feel about AI
art Joshua are you a fan like do you think that's
0:47:35.800,0:47:46.000
real art before we get into this card game I with
real art in the beginning I was very skeptical
0:47:46.000,0:47:53.960
skeptical about a AI art I I think it takes away
from the true Artistry of art but the more and
0:47:53.960,0:48:01.120
more I've been kind of messing with it somebody
like me who's not clearly I'm artistic you guys
0:48:01.120,0:48:08.040
just saw the piece of artwork I just laid down
right like I have the skill to create what you
0:48:08.040,0:48:17.680
see behind you I drew that no the [ __ ] I did not
so um there there was a time when I really wanted
0:48:17.680,0:48:25.240
to get into like drawing and painting and doing
all this stuff and and I I love it but the amount
0:48:25.240,0:48:31.200
of time it takes and this is not me being lazy
um I have so many creative thoughts in my head
0:48:31.200,0:48:39.560
I I have so much going on that I can articulate it
in words but I have an amazingly hard time putting
0:48:39.560,0:48:46.560
pen to paper or Mouse to [ __ ] program whatever
you want to call it layers and Photoshop and just
0:48:46.560,0:48:53.480
actually doing this whole thing um so I myself has
been taking advantage of the the AI art where you
0:48:53.480,0:48:58.160
just kind of type in draw me this and then it kind
of draws that and I've come up with a lot of cool
0:48:58.160,0:49:04.080
images that I would never in a million years be
able to draw so there's the part of me that's just
0:49:04.080,0:49:11.200
like I love it but then there's the other part of
me that really is going to be bothered by people
0:49:11.200,0:49:19.320
who pass off AI art as original art of their own
because that's [ __ ] you know that is not true
0:49:19.320,0:49:25.280
you're you're lying to the people buying your art
and you're lying to everybody else you're just a
0:49:25.280,0:49:29.400
think at that point you're thinking of ideas like
me you're somebody who's just a creative you know
0:49:29.400,0:49:34.160
like I got ideas let me just do this and that's
what I did with that back there I typed in draw me
0:49:34.160,0:49:41.200
an alien in space throwing up a PE sign with with
the uh the website that I use and this is what it
0:49:41.200,0:49:46.000
it actually generates four different images and
that particular one right there is one that it
0:49:46.000,0:49:52.800
created for me um I altered a little bit based off
the the options it gave me but I can't I can't say
0:49:52.800,0:49:58.800
that I drew that but I can say that I thought
of it um and ultimately made the selections to
0:49:58.800,0:50:06.640
make it to finalize it so in short I I think it's
a cool feature but if you're going to be somebody
0:50:06.640,0:50:13.760
profiting off of it as a original art like like
I think that's just wrong and um I hope people
0:50:13.760,0:50:22.320
don't buy your [ __ ] sorry Joshua let me let me
ask you this question real fast um so you thought
0:50:22.320,0:50:30.520
about it you created this sentence of words right
and it was generated through a computer right yes
0:50:30.520,0:50:35.760
and it gave you that picture you decided that
this was the picture that you want to finalize
0:50:35.760,0:50:42.120
correct yes correct correct so how does that not
make it original artwork you know have you ever
0:50:42.120,0:50:47.240
seen that photo before in your entire life never
right I'm sure that even if you Googled that you
0:50:47.240,0:50:53.160
probably would never find that no right so isn't
that an original piece of art you know cuz it was
0:50:53.160,0:50:59.880
finalized by you although it was not handdrawn
by you it was finalized by you and now I want
0:50:59.880,0:51:10.240
to bring this case in point you know how you can
have a so this is a tequila tequila point there is
0:51:10.240,0:51:19.240
a tequila company out there who says handmade
tequila right the only stipulation to that is
0:51:19.240,0:51:29.960
that it it had on the label there is a handwritten
number of the batch and the bottle right wouldn't
0:51:29.960,0:51:37.880
this still be a piece of original art that you
handmade because you are selecting the pieces
0:51:37.880,0:51:44.760
you know although you are not drawing it you're
still selecting the pieces I think there's there's
0:51:44.760,0:51:53.480
an argument to be made that what you've created
is still original right although it was used with
0:51:53.480,0:51:59.960
a program right you could even bring the argument
in that photoshop helps people create artificially
0:51:59.960,0:52:06.000
drawn images right when you go in there and
you touch up touch up things in a photo that's
0:52:06.000,0:52:11.840
that's no longer the original photo right yes so
I don't know I think I think the argument can be
0:52:11.840,0:52:16.840
made both ways I I don't want to be too critical
be a real interesting thing yeah I I don't want
0:52:16.840,0:52:21.040
to be too critical on it and I and I think over
time I will adopt you know the fact that there
0:52:21.040,0:52:26.960
is some originality to it because again those are
my thoughts those are um some I you know genuinely
0:52:26.960,0:52:34.080
thought up on my own um but I I don't want it to
be Mis misperceived as like I went out there and
0:52:34.080,0:52:39.720
I put art to paper I mixed those colors and I
drew that out like I just I just I just don't
0:52:39.720,0:52:47.760
want to sell it like I put um ink to paper to make
to make that happen it was more thoughts than it
0:52:47.760,0:52:54.520
was that so I I'm I'm you know I'm not married to
the idea but yeah I could yeah I get it would you
0:52:54.520,0:53:01.840
be opposed to let's say for example we started
making AI art right would you be opposed to us
0:53:01.840,0:53:11.440
selling AI art but with the caveat of being hey
this was AI generated using our thoughts but
0:53:11.440,0:53:21.600
this program's capabilities of drawing I'm to I'm
totally like I said any different I mean I'm I'm
0:53:21.600,0:53:29.360
on board with with the fine print l it out there
letting people know that these were thought up
0:53:29.360,0:53:37.080
you know images and and adjusted and altered to
to originality you know like we did ultimately
0:53:37.080,0:53:44.440
pick colors we did ultimately pick it out but I
would never sell it as I went out and bought 14
0:53:44.440,0:53:50.920
different paintbrushes and 30 different colors
and Drew this out cu at that point you're you're
0:53:50.920,0:53:59.960
definitely lying that's just blatant lying you
know yeah so correctly yes that's a okay there
0:53:59.960,0:54:05.840
you go sorry for the delay we might get into the
uh the art the the a art selling business that
0:54:05.840,0:54:12.840
was a [ __ ] mouthful of words before we end this
episode Joshua we're going to do one of the trial
0:54:12.840,0:54:20.840
by trolley problems now caveat here I have hand
selected uh the cards for this round uh because
0:54:20.840,0:54:26.280
I feel like you need more of a moral dilemma and
the the randomness wasn't really doing it for me
0:54:26.280,0:54:31.880
so I have two cards for those of you who don't
know the trolley dilemma is Joshua is going to
0:54:31.880,0:54:41.040
be giving two sets of circumstances and he has to
decide who to kill with his trolley all right this
0:54:41.040,0:54:46.600
game is made by cyanite and happiness you can find
it online it's really [ __ ] fun U but Joshua real
0:54:46.600,0:54:53.560
quick I have two cards for you the first card is
a key witness who could bring down an Untouchable
0:54:53.560,0:55:04.720
mobster all right okay that's your first one all
right or a School Bus full of children who you
0:55:04.720,0:55:08.880
taking out Joshua who you taking out oh wait oh
I got to spice it up hang on I got to spice it
0:55:08.880,0:55:18.720
up with some spicy cards so for the first one um
for the uh the school bus F of children the card
0:55:18.720,0:55:30.640
is they are on their way to blow up the Pentagon
whoa Jesus big uh and for the other one uh they
0:55:30.640,0:55:36.120
just kidnapped a family of four right so I'm
going to say that the mobster just killed just
0:55:36.120,0:55:40.440
kidnapped a family of four so that way there's a
little bit more of a dilemma all right so that's
0:55:40.440,0:55:48.800
the key witness in that so who you taking out
well if if the kids are going somewhere to blow
0:55:48.800,0:55:57.040
up an entire building full of uh women you know
possibly visitors children you know there could
0:55:57.040,0:56:03.600
be a there could be a lot more CH you know a lot
more going on in that building so um they've made
0:56:03.600,0:56:10.200
their choice to do a a very very bad thing so
that school bus has got to go the school bus
0:56:10.200,0:56:16.400
has got to go it's Josh I wish I could disagree
with you but I I have to agree with you man like
0:56:16.400,0:56:22.640
I'm sorry for the family of four but like dude
these these kids in this bus they on their way
0:56:22.640,0:56:27.720
to kill some people like that's [ __ ] up and you
don't know what's going on with the family of Ford
0:56:27.720,0:56:34.080
this could be a string or historical I mean there
could be monumental meaning behind this individual
0:56:34.080,0:56:39.000
kidnapping and do I mean there could be his but
if you're a bunch of kids crawling in a bus and
0:56:39.000,0:56:46.280
you just made your decision to go ruin hundreds
and hundreds of people's lives um gez the bus
0:56:46.280,0:56:53.080
has got to go bus is going bus has got to go yeah
is gone done all right Joshua let's bring it up
0:56:53.080,0:56:57.640
to some fun finds and round this [ __ ] out with
another Fortune of the week you got any fun finds
0:56:57.640,0:57:02.160
you want to share some art with us I'm going to
keep it quick cuz I know this episode is wrapping
0:57:02.160,0:57:09.000
up very quick um and rapidly um we've had a loss
shots fired let's go bang bang bang we've had a
0:57:09.000,0:57:15.720
loss in the family yeah we've had a loss in the
family oh no this is not a fun find this is a
0:57:15.720,0:57:24.960
traumatic and a a a tough event that is happened
to me um and I got photos of it or not photos I
0:57:24.960,0:57:34.520
have evidence in yeah there's been a loss what I'm
confused there's been a loss everybody if this if
0:57:34.520,0:57:42.040
this hits you hard I'm sorry but you know when
you buy things and you put things together and
0:57:42.040,0:57:52.880
you're that close and this is what it's supposed
to look like after 3 hours of hard work you know
0:57:52.880,0:57:59.000
okay hard work I see looks nice Y and then you
have friends over and you leave your office door
0:57:59.000,0:58:13.160
open and you hear a crash oh no oh no and this
is what was sitting on your office desk oh God
0:58:13.160,0:58:25.600
and you come up and this is what you find oh
my on the Flor God oh no there's been a loss
0:58:25.600,0:58:35.480
in the Lego family here in Joshua's house sorry
so um it was a sad day last night um The Lego
0:58:35.480,0:58:45.400
family is one down last night the Lego family
has lost a brother um but Legos unlike lives
0:58:45.400,0:58:54.760
can be rebuilt I mean you yeah but yeah whatever
take that buddy yeah so didn't mean to scare you
0:58:54.760,0:58:59.480
if your heart dropped but there's been a loss in
the Lego Family um it isn't a fun find it isn't
0:58:59.480,0:59:06.200
a celebration it's more of a tragic loss but I
hope to bring at some point this guy back to life
0:59:06.200,0:59:10.880
um but there's been a loss in the Lego Family
sorry buddy that is my I'm sorry for your loss
0:59:10.880,0:59:18.120
sad announcement and my not so funf find when
I came upstairs after hearing the large crash
0:59:18.120,0:59:23.720
oh no that's what I got well can I ask who did it
who broke it um they will the people you had over
0:59:23.720,0:59:32.680
was it this individual will remain nameless
um but they stand No taller than the height
0:59:32.680,0:59:39.840
of my desk itself um so I would imagine little
yeah it was it was it was a little TI a little
0:59:39.840,0:59:45.280
a little a little person so um we're pressing
charges aren't we we're pressing charges right
0:59:45.280,0:59:51.840
pressing charges um but it but it's all cool it
was fun and and I it's funny because when I came
0:59:51.840,0:59:58.000
up here um on the top of this there was actually
the letter H spelled out so I'm going to assume
0:59:58.000,1:00:03.080
that they really needed help and they were trying
to help me they wanted to help me be together um
1:00:03.080,1:00:09.800
so I think there was there was meaning behind
it you know but execution didn't wasn't there
1:00:09.800,1:00:20.320
so oh God yeah that's all right J we [ __ ] grab
a fortune cookie for us sorry for your loss buddy
1:00:20.320,1:00:28.360
I'm so sorry um it was TR uh I'm gonna pull the
the last Funko from the mystery box Joshua okay
1:00:28.360,1:00:32.040
I'm pulling that right now for everybody so
for those who don't know for the last like
1:00:32.040,1:00:36.920
six weeks we've been pulling funkos out of the
mystery box uh it's a mystery box that we had on
1:00:36.920,1:00:42.480
funko's clearance sale uh my smos brain does not
remember what we got in that box we are now down
1:00:42.480,1:00:48.560
to the final Funko in that box but Joshua you
may ask yourself what's going to happen after
1:00:48.560,1:00:55.120
this guess what I don't know I'm working on a
new mystery box there will be a new mystery box
1:00:55.120,1:01:02.560
coming soon no spoilers so let's go ahead and
pull the last Funko from that box Joshua open
1:01:02.560,1:01:06.960
this cookie for everybody while you while you
do that all right as we do at the end of every
1:01:06.960,1:01:14.200
episode uh and we've done for the last 22 this
is the 23rd episode we got a fortune cookie to
1:01:14.200,1:01:22.320
provide a wonderful Fortune for you here we go
everybody let's get a good fortune hopefully
1:01:22.320,1:01:36.800
all right everybody so your fortune for March 5th
of 2024 is avoid senseless con okay avoid census
1:01:36.800,1:01:46.480
contradictions with others oh you actually nailed
that one I thought you weren't going to nail that
1:01:46.480,1:01:51.720
let me repeat I mean it's not a fortune but it's a
good one and I'm going to repeat it one more time
1:01:51.720,1:01:56.800
cuz I stumbled as one does when they're trying to
read small letters on a little piece of paper so
1:01:56.800,1:02:04.960
your fortune uh for this March 5th 2024 is
avoid senseless contradictions with others
1:02:04.960,1:02:11.040
everybody that is wise words that's great um pay
that forward and your lucky numbers that follow
1:02:11.040,1:02:18.320
that fortune from that cookie hang on josa wait
before you do the lucky numbers okay let me show
1:02:18.320,1:02:26.120
everybody what we got on the Funko box are you
ready bring it see it check it out Indiana Jones
1:02:26.120,1:02:35.440
Joshua the boy Andie himself a Funko exclusive
deliciously packaged look at him wonderful in
1:02:35.440,1:02:42.880
his white suit incredible and now Indie would be a
fan of these lucky numbers Joshua so go ahead lay
1:02:42.880,1:02:59.320
the lucky numbers on us buddy so for your lucky
numbers on this March 2024 are 35 12 41 25 33
1:02:59.320,1:03:18.120
51 one more time 35 12 41 25 33 51 I'm laughing
because one of the times almost missed it because
1:03:18.120,1:03:22.840
one of the times I [ __ ] those numbers up
if you didn't miss if you saw that episode I
1:03:22.840,1:03:27.040
[ __ ] numbers up one time I said different
numbers um but yeah those are your lucky
1:03:27.040,1:03:33.040
numbers everybody let's play um let's have fun
March Madness is on the way uh maybe use some
1:03:33.040,1:03:36.880
of these numbers in these coming episodes are
on this episode and may maybe there'll be some
1:03:36.880,1:03:43.600
winning scores or something check it out that's
cool all right with that being said you've made
1:03:43.600,1:03:50.680
it to the end of your workout and to the end
of another episode of sorry for the delay um
1:03:50.680,1:03:55.800
I want to summarize real quick I'm going to
make Josh watch some videos that were posted
1:03:55.800,1:04:00.200
in the comments so that we can talk about it
in some future episodes might not be the next
1:04:00.200,1:04:06.040
one probably be the one after that uh but if you
have any suggestions for us to dive into um go
1:04:06.040,1:04:12.760
ahead leave them in the dooblydoo we will get to
them I promise you uh other than that thank you
1:04:12.760,1:04:19.600
for watching thank you for listening Joshua got
anything else to say hey I couldn't have said it
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better and um one more time uh congratulations
to my younger brother happy early birthday and
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uh I wish everybody a wonderful March let's keep
it going Positive Vibes if you see somebody out
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there struggling put your arm over their shoulder
they probably need a little love um pay it forward
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and uh let's let's keep this year going cuz uh I
know it it's a struggle sometimes but uh I love
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everybody I love everybody watching and uh we'll
see you next time thank you for coming let's go
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