Sorry For The Delay | EP.32 | Cosmos, Calendars & Virtual Cookies
-WHAT’S IN OUR CUP-
Sean: Wild Turkey 101 & Coca-Cola, Odyssey Cider (Seattle Cider Company)
Joshua: Cosmopolitan (vodka, Cointreau, cranberry juice, fresh lime juice)
-RECIPES-
Cosmopolitan:
• 1½ oz vodka
• 1 oz Cointreau (orange liqueur)
• 1 oz cranberry juice
• ½–1 tsp fresh lime juice
• Ice
Add ice to your cup or shaker.
Pour in vodka, Cointreau, cranberry juice & fresh lime juice.
Shake or stir until chilled.
Strain or sip straight from the cup while you watch the episode.
-CHAPTERS-
00:00 Tech Support Chaos, Pixel Hell & Star Wars Hellos
02:40 Yoda & Darth Vader Cameos, May The 4th & Cinco De Mayo
03:10 What’s In Your Cup Returns & Joshua’s Cosmopolitan
04:49 Sean’s Wild Turkey & Coke Plus Odyssey Cider Backup
05:24 Calendar Chronicles Debut & May Color Quiz
10:18 May The 4th Origins, Catholic Callbacks & Birthday Shoutout
12:02 Emerald Birthstone, Fertility & Rebirth Bonus Questions
14:51 Taurus, Gemini & Why Sean Isn’t Compatible With Any Of It
21:06 National Teacher Appreciation Day & Creative Teachers
28:05 Put A Poem On Your Pillow Day & Pillow Poem Rules
29:00 AI Man-Love Poem Reveal & Pillow Threat For Joshua
30:40 National Tourism Day, Bryce Canyon Fall & Vlog Tie-In
36:35 National Cosmopolitan Day & 34 Ways To Make A Cosmo
40:06 Ask ChatGPT: Why Are Auto Loan Interest Rates So High?
44:19 JoJo The Killer Klown Funko Unboxing
46:07 Invisible Man Chair Unboxing, Giveaway Tease & Pineapple Hint
50:31 Virtual Fortune Cookie, Lucky Numbers & New Segment
54:38 Final Thoughts, Teacher Thanks & Road Trip Vlog Plug
-SOUND BITES-
• “if it wasn't for Sean everybody I wouldn't be here right now it'd be some pixelated freaking thing that you'd be seeing on the screen right now just it just would not have worked out so thank you Sean” — Joshua thanking Sean for emergency tech support.
• “with that being said I just want to say that this episode is going to be a good one it's going to rock your socks off baby it's going to it's going to blow your mind in different ways bro it's going to be amazing” — Sean hyping EP.32 right out of the gate.
• “I'd like to start off by saying hey May the force be with you I think we missed it last week but uh you know May the force be with you happy Cinco the fory” — Sean mashing up Star Wars Day & Cinco de Mayo.
• “so today what is in my cup in my cup today is a Cosmopolitan and in this Cosmopolitan yes I went with a good old Cosmopolitan” — Joshua revealing his very fancy drink of the week.
• “what goes in a Cosmopolitan at least a variation of maybe what I have in my cup today is a shot & a half of vodka one shot of Cointreau of cranberry juice & then a half or one teaspoon of fresh lime juice” — Joshua walking through his Cosmo recipe.
• “I got a new segment for you Sean it's called the calendar Chronicles and because we're in a new month Sean you know coming in with the calendar Chronicles this is where I'm going to test your general knowledge of the new month” — Joshua debuting the Calendar Chronicles quiz.
• “the official color or colors I should say it was kind of a trick question is yellow & green Sean those are the official colors yellow & green for the month of May” — Joshua breaking the news about May’s colors.
• “both of those [__] both of that is wrong wrong figured wrong so what is it it is Emerald Sean” — Joshua roasting Sean’s wrong birthstone guesses.
• “those who are born under the sign of Gemini are said to be passionate adaptable & smart clearly I understand why you're not one of those” — Joshua weaponizing zodiac descriptions against Sean.
• “sometimes that's all you need just a few in the many can can make lifechanging things happen to you so I got to thank those teachers” — Sean reflecting on how a couple of great teachers shaped him.
• “so it's pretty simple you slip a poem onto the pillow of a friend a guest a family member child or maybe a lover so that's how you would enjoy this day by putting a poem on your pillow day” — Joshua explaining Put A Poem On Your Pillow Day.
• “for love knows no bound no gender or name in Hearts it burns like Eternal Flame” — Sean reading the AI-generated love poem about a man loving another man.
• “I did eat [__] I did I did fall down you know I did I wish you filmed it though it would have been awesome” — Joshua admitting his Bryce Canyon wipeout on the trail.
• “I do want to know not to make this so serious why interest rates are so high as boring as a topic as that is I want to know why are interest rates so high right now” — Joshua sending his auto-loan question to ChatGPT.
• “the world is full of possibilities seize them” — Joshua reading the virtual fortune cookie for the week.
-FORTUNE & FINDS-
Fortune: The world is full of possibilities, seize them.
Lucky Numbers: 48, 28, 10, 21, 26, 52
Fun Finds / Value Finds:
Sean: Universal Monsters Invisible Man figure with chair, side-blinder glasses, book & cup, one of the final pieces in the monster throne set before a listener giveaway.
Joshua: JoJo the Killer Klown From Outer Space Funko, fully unboxed to admire the bright colors & creepy sculpt repping local horror history.
(Artwork Shoutout: None This Episode)
Transcript
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hello everyone welcome to sorry for the delay
we are your hosts my name is Sean this is Joshua
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and this is episode 32 of the podcast Joshua how
you doing buddy I I'm you know as as usual I I'm
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doing okay aside from what none of you got to see
before we just got on right now um a whole [ __ ]
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show of tech support and uh I had I had to call
in you know this is why you pay $5.99 a month for
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the tech support people um my lovely co-host Sean
over here I need to put a little extra something
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in his uh Christmas bag this year because he came
through he helped me out because I I honestly do
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not know anything about computers this is super
foreign to me so thank you Sean because it wasn't
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for Sean everybody I wouldn't be here right now
it' be some pixelated freaking thing that you'd
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be seeing on the screen right now just it just
would not have worked out so thank you Sean and
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thank you everybody for being here you're welcome
yeah of course J that's what I'm here for you know
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I am uh I am your tech support under the table uh
just like the way I like to get paid am I right I
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know cash only Bitcoin cash Doge you know what
your yeah form of currency if you ain't got no
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cash I'll take some ass just saying uh but thank
you guys for joining us uh for another episode of
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the podcast um you know Joshua made mention last
week that you know we don't like to come on here
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and be like no my day sucked or you know this
episode's going to blow uh so with that being
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said I just want to say that this episode is going
to be a good one it's going to rock your socks off
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baby it's going to it's going to blow your mind
and different ways bro it's going to be amazing
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uh and I'd like to start off by saying hey May the
force be with you I think we missed it last week
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but uh you know May the force be with you uh happy
Cinco the fory uh what is Revenge of the Sith day
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I know this is this week May 7th uh we missed
a few days back there but you know hopefully
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you guys all had a good one good uh good Star Wars
day um so I see Joshua that's actually one of your
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images back there is that a is that a a Yoda or
a who who is that Joshua yeah we're paying homage
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to good old Darth Vader and Yoda back there two
masters um of the great Universe uh if you don't
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I mean I think we've talked about Star Wars in
some of the other episodes but if you haven't seen
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it go watch it they're fun they're interesting
and and uh yeah I love them all but yeah that is
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Yoda and that is Darth Vader back there delicious
looks like they're hanging out just being friends
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the bestest of friends be honest uh Joshua uh you
started a segment last week um what's in your cup
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this week Joshua what is inside that cup of yours
today well before we get started yes Sean we have
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to start every episode off by saying what is in
your cup so Sean's asking me what is in My Cup
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today so today I'm kicking it off with something
simple something light something palatable that
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that some of you may know about or not know about
but if you do you're going to know about it after
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this episode so today what is in my cup in My Cup
today is a Cosmopolitan and in this cosmopolit yes
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I went with a good old Cosmopolitan yes yes this
it isn't quite the cup that they call for when
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you drink a cosmo but it is what's in my cup and
if you don't know um if you don't know what goes
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into a c Cosmopolitan I'm going to tell you so
what goes in a Cosmopolitan at least a variation
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of you know maybe what I have in my cup today is
a shot and a half of vodka one shot of canant true
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I always say that wrong I don't even know if
you you know say it that that that's how you
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pronounce that um I don't know what 25 Mill is
but that's apparently if you want to go by the
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milliliter standard you can dump that in there I
just you know did what I did um of cranberry juice
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and then a half or or one teaspoon of fresh lime
juice and it's got to be fresh it can't be this
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canned or you know old bottled stuff you got to
it's got to come into that cup fresh so that is
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what is in my cup I'm drinking a Cosmopolitan
today how about you Sean what do you have in
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your cup well first off Joshua you a fancy boy all
right you you bougie as [ __ ] today that's pretty
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cool I appreciate that uh I'm drinking the exact
same thing I drank last episode which is just just
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a a nice BB and Coke you know just a refreshing
Wild Turkey 101 and uh some Coca-Cola delicious
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and then I'll probably follow it up later because
we do a lot of talking on this and my mouth gets
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very parched uh but I do have in my other cup
uh a wonderful Odyssey cider from a a Seattle
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Cider Company up here so you know that's what I
got in my cup Joshua I'm a thirsty boy um so I
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I I like your Cosmopolitan I'm going to go off a
limit and say that that's probably not a shot in
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the half inside that giant cup what makes you say
that Sean what what makes you say say there's not
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aot I'm not sure I mean it seems a little heavy
in your hand there buddy so uh I know there's a
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lot going on in that cup what you have it let me
tell you there's a lot going on well I hope what
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you have in your hand is something that's going
to generate some thoughts um it's gonna help
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you think because I I'm gonna have some questions
for you Sean in the new segment I call oh [ __ ]
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wait for it I got a new segment for you Sean it's
called the calendar Chronicles and because we're
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in a new month Sean you know coming in with the
calend Chronicles this is where I'm going to test
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your general knowledge of the new month Ren so I'm
going to fire up some questions God these may be
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you know true or false there may be you know these
questions are just going to come out of nowhere
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so you let me know when you're ready Sean if the
audience is ready if you want to wake up for this
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if you're curious and you maybe know the answers
to these help Sean out I know this isn't live
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but someday we will be um test your knowledge of
this month because we are in the month of May and
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today's the 7th so Sean are you ready for the new
segment um [ __ ] the calendar Chronicles listen
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before we start uh before we start everybody I'd
just like to point out that the Vlog that Joshua
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and I or Joshua went on his road trip is now out
so if you haven't caught that yet please go out
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there and watch it it's amazing uh took a long
time to make and uh for those of you starting
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your workout hey let's let's get into it get
hot and sweaty uh watch me fail at this trivia
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question so Joshua let's get it let's get it boy
are you ready are you ready I I have I didn't want
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this to go too long um CU it is new so I want to
introduce this slowly uh um and uh are you ready
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are you ready Sean for your first question I got
four questions for you Sean hit me you ready for
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the first question Hit Me Baby One More Time
let's go okay Sean so for your first question
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for this new segment do you Sean know the official
color for the month of May uh I'm gonna say pink
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why would you say pink what what what about the
month of May says pink to you Sean well cuz mother
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is in the month of May and typically moms like
pink okay okay you know so that's that's my
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Logic on that so queue up the Jeopardy music
whatever you want to do because Sean that is
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wrong you are wrong that is not the official
color the official color or colors I should
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say it was kind of a trick question color that's
a trick question that's some [ __ ] is yellow and
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green Sean those are the official colors yellow
and green for the month of May what is there an
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explanation on to why it's yellow and green there
is no explanation doesn't make any sense no there
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is no explanation Sean we don't go we're I'm not
going that far into these questions somebody else
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can look that up but um yeah that is your official
but I'm going to give you a bonus question Sean
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and this one is going to tap into your Elementary
School Learning I don't know when you start
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learning colors or how to make colors Sean but
this is your bonus color I never learned colors
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all right so Sean for your bonus question on these
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colors mhm do you know how to make
the color yellow okay do you know
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what colors you have to mix together to
make yellow blue and green you're wrong
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again [ __ ] you are wrong again to make the color
well Fu yellow you got to mix red and green sir
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all right I was close I was close close yeah yeah
you you were close how about green Sean it's not
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like I work in a department that I need to know
that knowledge or anything like that exactly right
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right I'm checking your knowledge right here right
what about green do you know how to make the color
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green Sean is that blue and yellow holy [ __ ]
for a million points Sean got it right everybody
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he got this question right good job and good job
to everybody else who's been list listening to
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this question one for Sean Sean got one of them
right everybody and I hope you guys did too proud
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of yourself God P yourself on the back if you got
that any of those questions right good job good
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job good job all right question two I hope all of
you got those questions right these questions are
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going to gradually just kind of get either harder
or dig deeper into your mind okay so so they're
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going to get harder than that prepare failed bro
prepare yourself harder are easy depending on how
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deep we're going to go here uh but I think you're
I think you already know the answer to this next
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one but because I queued this up and and again
it's not scripted you know we just jumped on you
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know question two Sean and for everybody else
do you know what the origins of the phrase May
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the fourth be with you I know the origins of the
phrase you know the origins no but I always think
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of it like a when I would go to church as a
Catholic Church uh they would always say uh
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uh May Grace be with you and then you would go and
also with you and so every time someone says May
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the force be with you I go and also with you but
I I don't know the origins of that you don't know
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the origins see everybody all you have to do is
rewind this you know we started what a few minutes
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ago you know 11 minutes ago Sean already knew the
answer he already gave he already gave the answer
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earlier in the show and see how Sean's brains work
he he he's thinking past what the answer clearly
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is would you like to give it one more try Sean
do you know what the origin is it just Star Wars
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yes is is the answer just Star Wars okay so much
of this is getting cut this segment's not this
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segment's out it's not going to make it it's not
gonna make it Sean you're not doing too well in
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these questions you are not doing too good I don't
know what you're talking about Mia did a great cut
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of me getting all the answers right not not take
a sip of that juice because you need a little bit
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more brain power uh for these next I need to I
need to wake up a little bit more before I move
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on from that one I just I'm going to get them both
right I can feel it before I move on to the next
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question I just want to say happy birthday to
one of my friends uh Edward hopefully it's okay
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say his name but Edward his birthday is on May
4th happy birthday um congratulations another
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year one year older uh good job buddy uh Happy
Birthday just got to do that quick little shout
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out to my buddy Edward happy birthday all right SE
happy birthday to all the Edwards out there Sean
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knows Edward too he know I thinked he knows him um
question three ready do you need another drink for
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question three Sean no my mind is open I'm ready
I'm attentive I got this all right let's go I'm
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GNA hit you with it question three do you know the
birth stone for May May's birthstone know this one
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you're not even going to guess what is well I'm
going to guess definitely I'm definitely going
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to guess um but my guess is going to be wrong cuz
I want to say blood diamond but that's not right
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at all so I'm going to say like Jade that's your
final answer Jade I'm testing hard today you guys
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I'm Sapphire I'm going Sapphire testing this guy
hard today well Sean if your guess is sapphire or
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Jade both of those [ __ ] both of that is wrong
wrong figured wrong so what is it it is Emerald
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Sean oh in the back of my mind I wanted to say
Emerald but I was like H that doesn't make any
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sense so I went with Jade mhm Emerald okay
got to hit you with the bonus question cuz
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you because sometimes I feel like giving you a
bonus question or anybody else listening just
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giving you a bonus question because at at some
point in these podcasts we will be live you know
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people will there will be rewards given for those
who are you know a part of this this broadcast so
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uh we're kind of building up to that so I'm gonna
give you a bonus question Sean uh bonus question
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do you know what Emerald symbolizes longevity and
peace all the things you don't have right is that
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why you guess those things is that where you went
all that no Sean you're wrong again it's fertility
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and rebirth [ __ ] this quiz oh well I would have
never guessed that in a thousand years yeah so
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I don't feel that bad fertility and rebirth and
believe it or not um if you've been watching some
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of these episodes we did go over um some of these
stones and their meaning and everything so this
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is kind of a revisit to some of those questions
that popped up in earlier episodes so clearly
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Sean did not retain any of this information um
listen as soon as I say it it's out of my mouth
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and it's done I don't remember [ __ ] so don't
come at me three years later watching episode
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32 being like I can't believe you didn't know that
Emerald means [ __ ] virginity or [ __ ] like yeah
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I want to hear it rebirth fertility and rebirth
all right what question are we on how far do we
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get okay question four this is my no wait I
I got five questions actually oh [ __ ] Sean
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you're in trouble um question four here we
go do you know the zodiac sign or signs for
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the month of May damn it Joshua listen listen
to me I come on man come on come on this is
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a show of Education said that wrong but I'm
going to say [ __ ] it's a show of Education
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yeah cuz I'll need this in my real life you
never know the color one you might need the
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color one does apply Color one I'll definitely
need I got to work on that that uh but [ __ ]
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zodiac sign yeah zodiac man [ __ ] I'm gonna say
Pisces is that that one fish no Ariel no [ __ ]
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the crab what's the crab one I don't know I don't
know these things I just look them up Sagittarius
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is that it Sagittarius wrong [ __ ] me all right
what is it let give them to you what is it all
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right so there's actually two signs in the month
of May it's Taurus and Gemini so the people born
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under the sign of Taurus are said to be ambitious
and smart yet trustworthy Gemini those who are
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born under the sign of Gemini are said to
be passionate adaptable and smart clearly
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I understand why you're not one of those it
all makes sense now hey Joshua can just real
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quick like am I is my sign compatible with any
of these no I don't like if that if that's the
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case like then I I feel terribly bad that I
didn't understand I didn't guess guess them
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but if I'm not compatible with any of these
two then not I don't feel that bad I do not
0:16:31.680,0:16:36.080
remember the past what episode we went over this
but there was episodes in the past where we did
0:16:36.080,0:16:42.440
talk about zodiac signs and and uh stones for
the months and all that but I I I want to say
0:16:42.440,0:16:47.760
you are not compatible with any of those so
good I mean you're fine you're fine you're
0:16:47.760,0:16:52.720
good I'm okay all right then you're wearing the
right shoes yeah look at win for me baby win for
0:16:52.720,0:17:02.320
me Sean you're doing so bad at these man God
okay I I want that is relative bro okay I want
0:17:02.320,0:17:07.920
to get okay I'm throwing you a softball this
this is my my fifth and final question for you
0:17:07.920,0:17:13.640
and everybody who else has been participating in
this uh little trivia uh uh little segment we're
0:17:13.640,0:17:18.080
doing right here question five Sean are you ready
do you need another drink does anybody else need
0:17:18.080,0:17:24.520
another drink I'm okay right now I have taken a
sippy sip rain feels no longer open but I do feel
0:17:24.520,0:17:30.280
something it might be shame I think that's what
that is all right well I'm ready I'm ready for
0:17:30.280,0:17:34.840
your final question me if you say it's a softball
I'm going to knock it out the park baby all right
0:17:34.840,0:17:40.400
this is a softball here we go cuz you gave one of
the answers earlier so I mean I I'm expecting you
0:17:40.400,0:17:45.680
to get at least one of these right no I think you
said two of them so I'm expecting you get at least
0:17:45.680,0:17:54.760
two of these right question five Sean do you know
the most popular holidays celebrated in May okay
0:17:54.760,0:18:01.440
I think I got I think okay uh I'm goingon to say
Mother's Day okay it's one I'm going to say Cinco
0:18:01.440,0:18:09.360
de Mayo two okay uh I'm going to say May the 4th
although I don't know if that considers a holiday
0:18:09.360,0:18:15.680
but I'm going to consider it a holiday May the
4th uh what else is in May that one was not on
0:18:15.680,0:18:22.040
the list as the most popular but it is it is up
there it's top tier but it's not it is top tier um
0:18:22.040,0:18:27.360
[ __ ] there's one there's another one so there's
now would you describe this one as equally as good
0:18:27.360,0:18:35.000
as Cinco de Mayo no or as big as Mother's Day no
I mean some people would yeah I guess I guess it's
0:18:35.000,0:18:39.480
okay so this one I'll give you a hint this one is
actually a Federal holiday it's a legit holiday
0:18:39.480,0:18:48.680
Memorial Day ding ding dingal Sean you got one
of these questions 100% correct so everybody
0:18:48.680,0:18:55.880
give Sean a high five this I kind of threw this
at him uh last minute hopefully this segment will
0:18:55.880,0:19:01.760
get better um thought it up today last moment uh
last minute no it's just going to get worse you're
0:19:01.760,0:19:05.560
going to get [ __ ] more and more complicated with
questions and I'm going to sit here going like
0:19:05.560,0:19:13.080
what what what hey this is this is for you and the
people this is also I mean this is rewarding now
0:19:13.080,0:19:18.680
we you know if anybody goes back and watches
this I mean maybe somebody wants to know you
0:19:18.680,0:19:24.280
know that you know Taurus or you know Gemini who's
passionate you know who's adaptable you know maybe
0:19:24.280,0:19:28.720
you're looking for a mate in life you know maybe
those are the two you should look for I don't know
0:19:29.560,0:19:36.920
just saying just saying just saying right and that
is my new segment um right now I'm calling it the
0:19:36.920,0:19:41.000
calendar Chronicles that'll probably Chang
more like Jeopardy I guess but uh for trivia
0:19:41.000,0:19:47.600
but we'll see the calendar Chronicles everybody
Joshua thank thank you for the new segment I do
0:19:47.600,0:19:53.360
appreciate being embarrassed with my knowledge
of little uh so uh thanks for that thank you
0:19:53.360,0:19:58.880
you're welcome for doing that welcome I'm here to
Humble all you know no matter how tall you stand
0:19:58.880,0:20:05.640
I will bring you down to the little people like
me I'll bring you right down knowledge is power
0:20:05.640,0:20:14.480
oh shees knowledge will pick places true buddy
very true um [ __ ] what was I going to talk um I
0:20:14.480,0:20:21.360
had a topic and I [ __ ] lost my notes hey that's
okay cuz I you know we want to we want to burn a
0:20:21.360,0:20:26.880
little bit that that was supposed to segueway into
my uh holidays that really don't mean [ __ ] if
0:20:26.880,0:20:31.000
you want to you want to know about a coule drink
buddy the reason drink some of those while I look
0:20:31.000,0:20:35.640
for my [ __ ] notes all right well I gave you I
gave you some you know a couple little holidays
0:20:35.640,0:20:40.280
one's a true federal holiday I think some of you
guys get paid for it I cannot remember if I get
0:20:40.280,0:20:46.280
paid for Memorial Day I know I work you know
on Memorial Day I I don't know if I get paid
0:20:46.280,0:20:52.880
but I work um so let me give you a couple that
aren't on the top you know three or the most
0:20:52.880,0:20:58.280
popular ones um that made the list for holidays
or observances that you can you know find a reason
0:20:58.280,0:21:06.600
toink drink the first one on my list is national
teacher appreciation day okay hey have you ever
0:21:06.600,0:21:12.480
had a teacher that inspired you like throughout
your life or anything like that yes I I I and I
0:21:12.480,0:21:18.200
may have talked about this on a past episode I'm
not 100% sure I feel like teachers did come up uh
0:21:18.200,0:21:23.680
at one point or another in an episode but I did
have a teacher in high school he was like he was
0:21:23.680,0:21:29.720
a creative writing teacher I I forget his name um
and I don't want to [ __ ] up because I feel like
0:21:29.720,0:21:33.600
I should get his name correct if I'm going to
shout somebody out I just want to say some Mr
0:21:33.600,0:21:38.440
Smith you know I want to give credit or credits
do like have somebody else take the credit um
0:21:38.440,0:21:44.840
but it was a creative writing teacher he let me
uh hang out after class and write uh because he
0:21:44.840,0:21:49.120
knew writing in class with everybody around with
all the distractions he knew I wasn't going to get
0:21:49.120,0:21:53.760
it done um so he kind of let me hang out after
class and he let me kind of write Outside the
0:21:53.760,0:22:01.280
Lines the parameters of true real writing um cuz a
lot of times and I write I write like I talk very
0:22:01.280,0:22:07.360
little periods as everybody knows I just [ __ ]
ramble um very little commas semicolons you know
0:22:07.360,0:22:13.160
was that a question was that not a question was
it sarcastic so he kind of let me write the way I
0:22:13.160,0:22:18.360
wanted to write and then he went back and kind of
helped me gather those thoughts and put them into
0:22:18.360,0:22:24.480
more creative kind of like put together sentences
so I do have to thank him as a teacher um from
0:22:24.480,0:22:29.160
high school down to elementary school I did have
another teacher her name was Mrs Young um I do
0:22:29.160,0:22:32.560
remember her name because we always thought
she was related to Steve Young like as kids
0:22:32.560,0:22:37.000
you're like hey is that your husband you know the
football player 49ers back in the day real popular
0:22:37.000,0:22:42.680
so but no she was not related or married to him
but um she was a super cool teacher again let me
0:22:42.680,0:22:49.080
be creative let me just kind of you know do the
work but also have a an imagination through the
0:22:49.080,0:22:55.240
process so um those are really standout teachers
I had growing up and and I got to give them thanks
0:22:55.240,0:22:59.520
because if I didn't have those types of teachers I
probably wouldn't have made it I it's only two we
0:22:59.520,0:23:03.880
have a [ __ ] ton of teachers through school but
sometimes that's all you need just a few in the
0:23:03.880,0:23:09.680
many can can make lifechanging things happen to
you so I got to thank those teachers true that's
0:23:09.680,0:23:14.400
awesome buddy that's awesome what about you did
you have any teachers or did you hate them all
0:23:14.400,0:23:20.880
um no actually I mean I hated school a lot like
school was never for me I always found it to be
0:23:20.880,0:23:28.560
a prison and it I never liked it so I never
considered that to be anything uh but I did
0:23:28.560,0:23:35.000
have teachers that kind of sparked creativity in
me which is like the Common Thread I'm noticing
0:23:35.000,0:23:42.080
between this uh for you and I I had a math teacher
statistics teacher who would let me just play
0:23:42.080,0:23:51.360
guitar and write music because statistics
was a joke so uh we basically would answer
0:23:51.360,0:23:56.760
the questions and once we were done with the like
her tests we would just write music and that was
0:23:56.760,0:24:01.840
really nice uh her name is Miss Donnelly she was
awesome I don't know if she's still teaching but
0:24:01.840,0:24:08.360
if she is she's great uh and then I had a social
studies teacher or history teacher his name is
0:24:08.360,0:24:22.040
Mr Benham who really opened up my mind into just
like just seeing seeing the bigger picture like
0:24:22.040,0:24:28.360
not like activism and [ __ ] like that but more
like just being open-minded to everybody's like
0:24:29.080,0:24:36.280
like everybody's past history as far as like
countries go and like like everybody has a history
0:24:36.280,0:24:41.800
and just to be openminded with that and like just
take into everybody's stories and [ __ ] like that
0:24:41.800,0:24:47.200
so that was really a really cool development
and like learning he also let us watch [ __ ]
0:24:47.200,0:24:53.400
um The Daily Show every week like he would watch
us let us watch John Stewart and a bunch of like
0:24:53.400,0:25:01.280
real like controversial documentaries and stuff um
just to like help you you know expand your brain
0:25:01.280,0:25:07.600
so that you just know that there's not just this
one way of thinking so that was really cool uh
0:25:07.600,0:25:20.000
and then I had a um [ __ ] would you describe this
this teacher as I guess a Drama teacher uh [ __ ]
0:25:20.000,0:25:25.440
again all all this happened in high school so like
that's when I really started paying attention to
0:25:25.440,0:25:32.200
the people around me kind of thing um but I had
a Drama teacher who noticed something like the
0:25:32.200,0:25:38.280
cliche they notice something in you you know
so like come come do these [ __ ] um come be
0:25:38.280,0:25:44.840
in a play and [ __ ] like that and so I did that
and that helped me like open up to more of like
0:25:44.840,0:25:51.760
my creativity and like having stage presence
and just like knowing kind of what to do like
0:25:51.760,0:25:58.440
as a performer you know so doing shows and playing
music and stuff came a lot easier to me because of
0:25:58.440,0:26:04.760
that so that was really cool and I think from
those three teachers I kind of like just wanted
0:26:04.760,0:26:10.480
to do something creatively like with myself so you
know now we're here look at this Joshua you know
0:26:10.480,0:26:17.440
I I think2 episodes in going on 100 I think it's
funny how like teachers play such a big role in
0:26:17.440,0:26:22.640
the development of of you even as a person right
there's obviously there's an academic level to
0:26:22.640,0:26:28.360
what you got to do but as a person they they also
develop you too and so when good teachers come
0:26:28.360,0:26:34.480
long it's hard for you as a kid to recognize that
but you're glad they're there for you because it
0:26:34.480,0:26:39.720
it I know in my life it made a big big difference
and um I kind of wanted to be a teacher at some
0:26:39.720,0:26:44.720
point but I'm not academically like I can't
stick in a book so and I I can't pass tests
0:26:44.720,0:26:51.440
have a really hard time with focusing um as you
can see uh but uh yeah it makes a huge difference
0:26:51.440,0:26:55.560
so again thank you to all the teachers out there
clearly you made a difference in Sean's life you
0:26:55.560,0:27:00.560
made a difference in my life and keep doing what
you're doing yeah this makes a difference J sorry
0:27:00.560,0:27:06.520
I just remember two two new two teachers sorry
one final shout out uh first teacher his name
0:27:06.520,0:27:11.160
was Andy I don't remember his last name but he
was a science teacher he would let us go out on
0:27:11.160,0:27:16.960
nature walks [ __ ] amazing he would take us down
to the slooh and just like let us do art just let
0:27:16.960,0:27:21.920
us like Just Vibe out and I'm pretty sure it's
cuz he was high as [ __ ] all the time which was
0:27:21.920,0:27:28.160
[ __ ] great I [ __ ] loved him and the second
teacher God I'm [ __ ] forgetting his name but
0:27:29.120,0:27:35.360
he was in a band called pressure 4 through five
check it out [ __ ] alternative rock band amazing
0:27:35.360,0:27:41.600
but he really helped me develop my songwriting
uh and that [ __ ] amazing he went on tour with
0:27:41.600,0:27:48.240
Papa Roach and [ __ ] so [ __ ] cool but he he
was awesome I I think he left that high school
0:27:48.240,0:27:55.360
after the year that we graduated but um yeah he
definitely influential on me and as far as like
0:27:55.360,0:28:00.760
music and writing and [ __ ] like that so those
two teachers shout out what's your next holiday
0:28:00.760,0:28:05.920
buddy the next holiday observance it could go
in with the creative writing you know now that
0:28:05.920,0:28:13.160
we just talked in about teachers and how they can
inspire you how about today on Tuesday May 7th is
0:28:13.160,0:28:22.240
actually it's it's funny that's why I can't get
it out put a poem on your pillow day and you
0:28:22.240,0:28:28.440
might be asking yourself how how does one how
does one celebrate how do you celebrate to put
0:28:28.440,0:28:33.120
a poem like what do you how do you do this how
do you do this so it's pretty simple you slip a
0:28:33.120,0:28:43.480
poem onto the pillow of a friend a guest a family
member um child or maybe a lover so uh that's how
0:28:43.480,0:28:53.160
you would enjoy this day by putting a poem on your
pillow day it's so stupid but it's a day it is a
0:28:53.160,0:29:00.520
day josa in honor of that um you know what I just
had a chat GPT right me a poem okay uh just for
0:29:00.520,0:29:05.200
you buddy all right I I will I will read it to you
if that's okay if that's okay maybe you can tell
0:29:05.200,0:29:10.440
me what you think this poem is about uh you ready
for this I'm ready for your poem come on chat come
0:29:10.440,0:29:19.280
on Sean let's let's hear this lovely poem loves
Embrace two souls in her wine boundless Joy their
0:29:19.280,0:29:28.240
hearts aligned through Whispers soft and tender
gaze their love ignites a brilliant Blaze hand
0:29:28.240,0:29:35.360
in hand they Brave the night defying Shadows
basking in light in each other's arms they find
0:29:35.360,0:29:44.640
their home a sanctuary where they're free to roam
Society May question may misunderstand but their
0:29:44.640,0:29:53.880
love unyielding forever stands for love knows no
bound no gender or name in Hearts it burns like
0:29:53.880,0:30:04.520
Eternal Flame wow that was that was deep holy holy
I mean give this guy an Oscar holy [ __ ] that
0:30:04.520,0:30:13.240
was great that was a AI generated poem about a man
loving another man oh god of course you would type
0:30:13.240,0:30:17.960
that into chat GPT I'm going to print that out
for you buddy I'm going to put that on your pillow
0:30:17.960,0:30:23.680
baby expect that to be there tonight let's go my
gosh my goodness my goodness well let's move on
0:30:23.680,0:30:29.080
from that cuz we don't need any more I mean poems
are nice I guess if you're into man poems that's
0:30:29.080,0:30:35.160
one for you you know put that on your pillow to a
friend of yours all right moving on from poems on
0:30:35.160,0:30:40.320
pillows uh we don't need to go too deep into this
one but I thought I thought I'd just bring it up
0:30:40.320,0:30:45.280
you know because it is sort of relevant to what we
got coming out um as Sean talked about earlier in
0:30:45.280,0:30:54.040
the earlier in this episode today marks National
tourism day tourism day yeah all right okay so
0:30:54.040,0:30:59.560
it's like today the official start of Tourism is
that is that kind of like what that means yeah so
0:30:59.560,0:31:04.560
how how it kind of you know I guess if you wanted
to get into it is is if you're not already out on
0:31:04.560,0:31:09.680
a you know touring or doing whatever you want to
do with this this start to it um start planning
0:31:09.680,0:31:14.880
now because in some areas you know Winter's kind
of falling back you know the the the flowers
0:31:14.880,0:31:20.920
are coming out the seasons are changing so this
would be a good time to maybe start some of that
0:31:20.920,0:31:26.080
seasonal planning some of that seasonal tourism
because um getting out to some of these areas it
0:31:26.080,0:31:30.520
it could be a great time of the year like if you
going to youed or you know some of these national
0:31:30.520,0:31:35.120
parks you know maybe some of the ones that we
just visited uh that that I think that I think
0:31:35.120,0:31:40.120
that weatherwise they might be a little better
at this time of the year I'm not sure yeah just
0:31:40.120,0:31:46.520
saying um but yeah we we spoilers for those who
watch the for those who watch the Vlog uh Joshua
0:31:46.520,0:31:52.360
ate [ __ ] and because it was snowing just want
to point that out there I did eat [ __ ] I did I
0:31:52.360,0:31:58.160
did fall down you know I did I wish you filmed
it though it would have been awesome you know
0:31:58.160,0:32:04.160
what's funny is that uh is I was filming if
anybody's ever tried to film um and holding a
0:32:04.160,0:32:09.480
GoPro cuz I don't have like this whole vest setup
this whole Gadget setup I'm not like that hardcore
0:32:09.480,0:32:15.800
into it um I was holding I was holding the GoPro
as I was walking and as I was coming down there
0:32:15.800,0:32:23.000
was somebody who actually slipped and fell um in
the same spot that I eventually got to yeah I was
0:32:23.000,0:32:27.240
like holy [ __ ] cuz it's like a Switchback right
so if anybody knows what a Switchback is like
0:32:27.240,0:32:31.280
you're up here and then there's somebody below
you right so you're kind of just like Z zigzagging
0:32:31.280,0:32:37.640
down so I was on the upper Zig you know upper
layer or whatever trail of that so looking down
0:32:37.640,0:32:44.160
on him and he slip fell and ate [ __ ] like he
slip fell and like rolled though like he he like
0:32:44.160,0:32:50.200
rolled like a hot tamale this you saw the future
you buddy that was you so when he fell I marked it
0:32:50.200,0:32:54.680
in my brain I was like holy [ __ ] that's a that's
caution Zone like I need to watch I need to watch
0:32:54.680,0:32:59.480
out in that spot right there so as I came around
I was filming I was like holy [ __ ] I'm getting
0:32:59.480,0:33:06.240
to that spot let me turn off the camera because I
want to like be prepared for this this area that
0:33:06.240,0:33:12.080
that I could potentially eat [ __ ] in so as I
as I hit the button as you'll see in the video
0:33:12.080,0:33:21.000
if that if that made the cut if you see me hit
the button I as I put it in my pocket I fell as
0:33:21.000,0:33:26.840
soon as it I put my hand in my pocket but as I was
falling I was looking back and there was somebody
0:33:26.840,0:33:34.960
behind me filming their boyfriend coming down
the same Trail so somebody behind me out there
0:33:34.960,0:33:39.600
if you're out there I know they'll probably
never see this so you're saying you're saying
0:33:39.600,0:33:44.880
that there's probably a video of you eating [ __ ]
filmed from a different perspective somebody has
0:33:44.880,0:33:49.640
theage I can find this of me falling and eating
[ __ ] there were a couple they were a cool couple
0:33:49.640,0:33:54.800
you know they look like they were hikers and that
footage is probably never going to be found but I
0:33:54.800,0:34:02.520
eat [ __ ] and the dude's like hey are you okay
like and I'm like yeah I'm okay but I was muddy
0:34:02.520,0:34:08.040
I was you know kind of hurt you know a little bit
but um I said a long ago what do you remember what
0:34:08.040,0:34:13.880
that place was Joshua was it Canyon lands uh no
that was Bryce that was Bryce Canyons Bryce Canyon
0:34:13.880,0:34:19.680
oh Bryce kenyons okay yeah okay so you put out in
Reddit put I just want to do a quick I just want
0:34:19.680,0:34:26.560
to do a quick Google search to see if anybody has
you [ __ ] eaten [ __ ] in the past few months I
0:34:26.560,0:34:31.120
mean but I I I think you're I think you're in the
clear buddy it doesn't look like it I think I'm
0:34:31.120,0:34:34.960
I'm totally you're probably going to find a bunch
of other people eating [ __ ] um but they did kind
0:34:34.960,0:34:38.760
of look like they were like they had the whole
influencer thing look going on you know they're
0:34:38.760,0:34:44.440
all like so who knows they they could be out there
they could have posted that somewhere um but if
0:34:44.440,0:34:51.040
eventually you guys see me eating [ __ ] it's
they got that footage I did not um but yeah so
0:34:51.040,0:34:55.760
homage to you know National tourism day because
it's the start of it so get out there and have
0:34:55.760,0:35:00.840
some fun I already had my fun not that it's over
there's going to be a lot more of it to uh to come
0:35:00.840,0:35:06.840
but uh yeah that was that [ __ ] Joshua you want
to give a little spoilers for this one buddy like
0:35:06.840,0:35:10.800
we're going to go have some fun we're going to
we're going to make some time to have some fun
0:35:10.800,0:35:18.840
I you know I know you're coming down um I don't
know what what's in store honestly I I really
0:35:18.840,0:35:24.280
don't we generally don't plan these things we just
kind of like to just just wing it a little bit but
0:35:24.280,0:35:30.080
uh I'm I'm excited I don't have anything to spoil
unless you or have something going on in your you
0:35:30.080,0:35:36.240
know you got an agenda oh I'm incentivizing I'm
I'm I'm insinuating buddy we're going to we're
0:35:36.240,0:35:42.000
going to do something fun I I have a little
idea in my mind and uh you'll you'll you'll
0:35:42.000,0:35:46.880
see you'll see I'll show you I'll show you the
true way to film and be an influencer oh [ __ ]
0:35:46.880,0:35:52.720
uh no way you can take notes baby I learn it up I
definitely do not want to ever be an influencer I
0:35:52.720,0:35:58.040
do this for the fun of it um I enjoyed talking to
you I enjoyed you know talking to everybody else
0:35:58.040,0:36:03.760
so if I become an influencer watch out let me
put it this way you did great all right and
0:36:03.760,0:36:07.880
the people can attest to it they've probably are
out there already watching the video like you did
0:36:07.880,0:36:13.440
great you filmed well done shots like you did you
did awesome for what you were doing without any
0:36:13.440,0:36:22.440
direction so the people thank you and uh I know
you haven't seen it yet spoiler seen he will he
0:36:22.440,0:36:27.280
will see it and he will be very happy with it I'm
excited so it was tough it was tough let's move on
0:36:27.280,0:36:35.120
J what do you got all right so for myid no for my
final one um and this was kind of to pay homage to
0:36:35.120,0:36:41.200
the what's in my cup do you remember what's in my
cup Sean a Cosmopolitan yes I was going to say a
0:36:41.200,0:36:48.720
cosmo drone but that is not true that is Destiny
2 talk don't worry about it so today Tuesday May
0:36:48.720,0:36:57.520
7th is actually National Cosmopolitan day believe
it or not did you do that on purpose I did not
0:36:58.040,0:37:03.800
maybe I did maybe I did but believe it or not hey
guess what I in in looking this up I was like you
0:37:03.800,0:37:07.800
know what I haven't had a Cosmopolitan in years
so let me mix this up so when I'm doing a little
0:37:07.800,0:37:14.720
bit of research I was like how many different see
what you did there I was like I was like how many
0:37:14.720,0:37:21.280
how many co different types of cosmopolitans
can you make so what I found you you know you
0:37:21.280,0:37:27.640
guys can find your own do your own research but
I found there was 34 different ways to make make
0:37:27.640,0:37:36.320
a cosmopolitan 34 34 different ways what the
[ __ ] 34 different ways and if I wasn't having
0:37:36.320,0:37:42.480
the technical problems I I had before we got
on I actually bookmarked and save on my Google
0:37:42.480,0:37:47.720
Chrome which clear what is not working right
now um I could have gone to the website that I
0:37:47.720,0:37:53.440
bookmarked and I would be able to tell you a few
of those names but unfortunately we just got rid
0:37:53.440,0:38:00.840
of that technical issues um I was I think your
tech support might have had you delete it just
0:38:00.840,0:38:07.360
yeah like that's gone now I no longer have Google
Chrome on my computer uh which I mean maybe it's
0:38:07.360,0:38:12.240
a good thing you know maybe it was slowing my
computer down I have no idea maybe it was um I
0:38:12.240,0:38:18.240
mean look at you you're fast you're crisp thanks
Microsoft Edge geez yeah you want to sponsor us
0:38:18.240,0:38:22.440
yeah last the last few episodes were a trueu
sorry for the delay I don't know if you guys
0:38:22.440,0:38:27.600
could tell when you're watching but there was a
bit of a delay there's a bit of a de a dag I make
0:38:27.600,0:38:34.880
word up a little bit of a dag a dagy yeah look
that up yeah uh Mia did her best God bless her
0:38:34.880,0:38:40.120
I love you Mia you're doing great but yes if
you haven't had a cosmopolitan drink up there's
0:38:40.120,0:38:45.120
34 different kinds they're they're they're good
drinks calorie friendly you know what did I say
0:38:45.120,0:38:51.480
150 calories in your Cosmo not mine I don't know
I don't know about the way you're making them oh
0:38:51.480,0:38:59.320
that's [ __ ] great Joshua hey we're at uh about
what is that 20 minutes buddy um I don't want
0:38:59.320,0:39:05.400
to rush anything but I I kind of want to make
sure that we we do we get on time on this one
0:39:05.400,0:39:13.840
uh so with that being said buddy uh I just kind of
forementioned here I just was talking to chat GPT
0:39:13.840,0:39:21.680
uh I had a new segment for you too buddy uh I want
to introduce a segment because it's a new month
0:39:21.680,0:39:28.960
like you were saying uh where we asked chat GPT
a question and we let we we have you know we just
0:39:28.960,0:39:34.800
let CAD gdpt answer so josa I want you to think
of a question any question any it could be any
0:39:34.800,0:39:41.360
question Chad gbt knows all buddy so I want you to
think of a question uh for the next like I don't
0:39:41.360,0:39:48.880
know five minutes here uh while we go through
some fun finds and stuff uh and then I want to
0:39:48.880,0:39:57.320
see what CH C GPT says that's what I want H let's
see let's see let's see what kind of questions
0:39:57.960,0:40:06.120
do I have that are appropriate for chat GPT do I
do I get to go first yeah of course who's going
0:40:06.120,0:40:12.760
whatever who's I want you I want you to go
first like I mean are we talking about this
0:40:12.760,0:40:17.560
is only relevant I I got loads of questions
right I'm [ __ ] I'm all over the board but
0:40:17.560,0:40:27.320
I I do want to know not to make this so
serious why interest rates are so high
0:40:29.400,0:40:37.080
as boring as a topic as that is I want to know
why auto loans not going to talk about my truck
0:40:37.080,0:40:43.240
but I still don't have a new one but I want to
know why are interest rates so high right now
0:40:43.240,0:40:54.640
uh so the way I'm wording this is why are auto
loans autol loan interest so high is that okay
0:40:54.640,0:41:01.920
with you yeah why are autol loan interest so high
yeah yeah okay sending it off to the chap GPT um
0:41:01.920,0:41:08.240
so chat GPT has given me a long list of answers
but they they did it in a way that I can I can
0:41:08.240,0:41:14.960
really I can really give you it's Five Points
okay five reasons first reason actually I'll
0:41:14.960,0:41:22.120
go from it's six reasons I'll go from number six
number six is dealer markup okay okay so and they
0:41:22.120,0:41:25.840
gave a little summary too which is kind of nice
it says in some cases dealership might mark up
0:41:25.840,0:41:31.360
the interest rate offered by lenders and pocket
the difference for additional profit interesting
0:41:31.360,0:41:39.160
douch number five is profit margin lenders are in
business of making money and auto loans are one
0:41:39.160,0:41:45.040
way they can generate Revenue right number four
is market conditions so interest rates in general
0:41:45.040,0:41:49.440
can be influenced by border economic factors
such as inflation Central Banking policies
0:41:49.440,0:41:57.240
and overall market conditions okay it makes
sense uh number three is vehicle deprecation
0:41:58.200,0:42:02.600
uh cars deprecate over time meaning they lose
their value so if a borrow borrow defaults on
0:42:02.600,0:42:08.720
their loan y y y okay now this is where it gets
really interesting so the second one is term
0:42:08.720,0:42:15.600
length so longer loans typically mean uh typically
come with higher interest rates while longer terms
0:42:15.600,0:42:21.480
may also lower monthly payments they also mean
the lender is exposed to the risk of inflation
0:42:21.480,0:42:27.120
changes in the interest rates and borrowers
ability to pay over a longer period of time
0:42:28.200,0:42:36.240
and the first reason that chat TPT says that most
auto loans are relatively high is because credit
0:42:36.240,0:42:41.000
risk so what did I tell you before josua about
your credit credit yes right and white people
0:42:41.000,0:42:46.800
get scored yes right why it's good to have good
credit it's because lenders are often charged
0:42:46.800,0:42:52.400
higher interest rates to borrowers that perceive
as higher risks if you have a lower credit score
0:42:52.400,0:42:59.520
or limited credit history so it's all you
[ __ ] who have shitty [ __ ] credit that
0:42:59.520,0:43:05.920
they're raising the interest rates do yourself
a goddamn favor and boost up your goddamn credit
0:43:05.920,0:43:12.960
scores thank you chat gbt I me that's probably not
true but thank you thanks chat gbt I appreciate
0:43:12.960,0:43:20.520
that thank you now now I know why like they want
to charge me like $800 a month for um a truck
0:43:20.520,0:43:25.120
that cost like you know I mean it could be so much
money it could be any one of those things too jez
0:43:25.120,0:43:29.600
I mean a dealer markup probably makes a lot more
sense on a truck because trucks are pretty like
0:43:29.600,0:43:36.400
people want trucks you know what I mean so to yeah
like makes sense gross makes a lot of sense it's
0:43:36.400,0:43:40.640
gross well good good luck good luck to anybody out
there that wants to buy a new car and you want to
0:43:40.640,0:43:46.160
you know make you know you're out there struggling
and shit's going sideways for you right now good
0:43:46.160,0:43:51.680
luck because you know who's going through that
right now this guy um but we'll be all right we'll
0:43:51.680,0:43:56.080
be all right this glass is always half full and
actually it is still half full believe it or not
0:43:56.080,0:44:02.840
so things are looking good hell yeah not worried
about it nice well thanks Chad GPT we'll be back
0:44:02.840,0:44:13.480
with you next week for another question from Chad
GTP words daddy anyways Josh you got any [ __ ]
0:44:13.480,0:44:19.160
fun finds for us today or this week buddy so fun
finds what you got what do I got for fun finds
0:44:19.160,0:44:24.520
let's see I you know I do I do have one that I've
been meaning to pull out this this is starting to
0:44:24.520,0:44:30.680
collect dust um but I but I did I did come across
this little guy right here and I'm super stoked on
0:44:30.680,0:44:36.920
it because um they came out with these little guys
quite some time ago but it does have relevance to
0:44:36.920,0:44:45.480
where I live um but I found this little guy right
here this is another one a part of the collection
0:44:45.480,0:44:52.240
this is the uh oh yeah that's right this is
JoJo the Killer Clown yeah's pretty sick clown
0:44:52.240,0:44:57.160
from out of space yeah thing's actually pretty
sick and I've been I I kind of want to open them
0:44:57.160,0:45:03.360
but all right you know should I open it yeah let
me let's let's open it I know Sean usually does
0:45:03.360,0:45:07.320
the unboxings but let's see with this link cuz
most of the time we we do these things and we
0:45:07.320,0:45:13.560
don't even take these things out of the box so
let's see let's see what how this thing actually
0:45:13.560,0:45:23.960
looks outside the box see all right see little box
let's go here all right the little top comes off
0:45:23.960,0:45:32.680
oo look at this guy this guy's pretty sick oh look
at that get him he's actually he's pretty [ __ ]
0:45:32.680,0:45:38.640
he a shy one yeah this this guy actually is like
the colors and the detail and and I haven't taken
0:45:38.640,0:45:44.960
too many funkos out of the uh the boxes but this
thing's made pretty well the colors everything
0:45:44.960,0:45:50.520
thing pretty sick so yeah it's my little my little
my little funf find right here it's little JoJo
0:45:50.520,0:45:57.040
the clown love it I love it buddy that's great
it looks cool it looks cool as [ __ ] too ah
0:45:57.040,0:46:00.840
he what do you got you got fun little fun finds
for Sean or what what are you do you got any more
0:46:00.840,0:46:07.120
boxes that open what you only fun find that I
have is the only unboxing uh we're down to the
0:46:07.120,0:46:14.480
second to last week here buddy uh so this is uh
we only have one more after this and what we're
0:46:14.480,0:46:21.200
doing is we're unboxing these Universal monster
figures so we're unboxing these bad boys uh and
0:46:21.200,0:46:27.120
at the end of this so after next week buddy we're
goingon to be giving away one of these bad boys so
0:46:27.120,0:46:31.720
we'll figure out how to do that and we'll figure
out what the details in uh in that are going to
0:46:31.720,0:46:35.640
be and I think I have an idea so I'll let you
know after the podcast buddy and see if anybody's
0:46:35.640,0:46:41.160
willing to do what I'm thinking it's really simple
but we'll see we'll see if it works uh so with
0:46:41.160,0:46:48.000
that being said second to last one Joshua let's
[ __ ] get it boy let's just [ __ ] go here we
0:46:48.000,0:46:54.600
go right off the bat right off the [ __ ] rip you
know just everything that you don't need all this
0:46:54.600,0:47:00.360
garbage like just tear off the sides tear off the
[ __ ] wings and then you don't eat this you know
0:47:00.360,0:47:08.480
why Joshua it's crap garbage yes poooo it's the
poooo so now what we do we start with everything
0:47:08.480,0:47:14.200
we do is the [ __ ] chair look at that chair all
right so we have two little two little things here
0:47:14.200,0:47:24.600
buddy we have what looks to be a Cy cup and a book
some type of book interesting okay very cool I
0:47:24.600,0:47:28.880
mean I'm not going to open the chair because chair
you everybody knows what the chair looks like it's
0:47:28.880,0:47:35.200
the [ __ ] chair so with that being said we'll go
ahead and go ahead and pull this bad boy out here
0:47:35.200,0:47:43.760
we go all right look at that look at this look
at this beautiful beautiful delectable plastic
0:47:43.760,0:47:49.680
terrible tear this side open tear it it's 100 get
out it's [ __ ] beautiful get it out of there all
0:47:49.680,0:47:59.320
right all right here we go oh oh the wiggle The
Wiggles oh it's our boy The Invisible Man Joshua
0:47:59.320,0:48:05.160
The Invisible Man go ahead and open his chair now
but Joshua Have You Ever Seen The Invisible Man
0:48:05.160,0:48:08.960
no and I actually thought the Invisible Man was
going to be an empty package to be honest with
0:48:08.960,0:48:18.080
you I thought they were going to do you wrong with
that that's how they would have gotten you so here
0:48:18.080,0:48:23.280
you go he's here he's here in his chair he he
is in his in his little chair that is cool he
0:48:23.280,0:48:29.200
got two sets of glasses on put his what's going on
with with his eyes like oh yeah he has like little
0:48:29.200,0:48:38.120
blinders on like little side blinders oh that okay
I got you I got you yeah he a sneaky little boy uh
0:48:38.120,0:48:44.640
let me why does he have side blinders on why does
he what's going on with that I don't know I don't
0:48:44.640,0:48:53.280
understand I don't make this [ __ ] up man like he
just his [ __ ] here bro um how do iang on let me
0:48:53.280,0:48:57.120
give me give me a second here give me what you got
there you put him in his chair yeah I'm trying to
0:48:57.120,0:49:01.920
put him in his chair here buddy I'll go I'll cut
this [ __ ] out but you know for those listening
0:49:01.920,0:49:08.480
in the Pod like I'm I'm really trying to [ __ ]
get this [ __ ] it's I don't I don't understand
0:49:08.480,0:49:14.960
he's supposed to be like sitting on a okay there
we go there it is there we go there you you got
0:49:14.960,0:49:19.440
you got to teach your people how to you know your
guys how to sit and stand better I mean my my guys
0:49:19.440,0:49:25.640
totally just chilling shut the [ __ ] up I mean
look at him look at him look at him he's sitting
0:49:25.640,0:49:30.560
there he's [ __ ] p [ __ ] beautiful just hang
it out it's my new buddy just chilling little
0:49:30.560,0:49:38.000
buddy right here that's some [ __ ] God damn God
damn it's awesome well there you go one more left
0:49:38.000,0:49:44.080
huh that's it that's going to complete one more
left buddy one more left and it's over on to the
0:49:44.080,0:49:47.440
next one though we're giving we're giving stuff
away yeah we know we got more there there's more
0:49:47.440,0:49:51.480
B thought about what I'm getting next time yeah
Santa's bag is Big we got a big bag waiting for
0:49:51.480,0:49:58.320
everybody Santa's bag is real big the only thing
Santa's bag knows is credit card date that's the
0:49:58.320,0:50:04.600
only thing no empty sacks around here you know two
full two full bags right here uh let me just put
0:50:04.600,0:50:11.440
this way J I think the next the next set I just
want to kind of like foreshadow a little bit uh
0:50:11.440,0:50:16.600
I've been thinking about this one for a little
while now and uh there is one type of pineapple
0:50:16.600,0:50:23.960
that I really love eating and it's under the sea
oh no so I'll go ahead and just leave it at that
0:50:23.960,0:50:31.720
that was terrible that was terrible it it was but
you know whatever um J we're we're out of cookies
0:50:31.720,0:50:37.440
bro we're out of cookies we're not we're not out
of cookies no we're not we're not out of cookies
0:50:37.440,0:50:43.720
you know do we have more fortunes we have we
have more fortunes um this Fortune's going
0:50:43.720,0:50:49.120
to come in the version of something a little bit
different though this this is going to be a little
0:50:49.120,0:50:54.760
we're going to do we're going to do this Fortune a
little bit different and if everybody will hang in
0:50:54.760,0:51:00.760
being different yeah if everybody will hang in in
there with me I'm about to attempt to do a screen
0:51:00.760,0:51:09.200
share cuz we are going to bust open a virtual
fortune for all of you right now a virtual no more
0:51:09.200,0:51:14.360
toxic cookies we're going we're going to we're
going to save you guys a toxic cookie and save
0:51:14.360,0:51:19.360
the carpet and my vacuum you know that's charging
downstairs we're going to save the Dyson a little
0:51:19.360,0:51:26.360
bit of work today you know the Dyson could take
the day off cuz today we're going virtual cookie
0:51:26.360,0:51:30.600
um we're going to save the environment you know
the plastic you know all the stuff that's not
0:51:30.600,0:51:34.560
good for you I mean I don't know what's eating
those cookies at the dump um but they're probably
0:51:34.560,0:51:39.440
dead by now the seagulls you those weird seagulls
with two heads you know nine legs they probably
0:51:39.440,0:51:43.440
ate the cookie that I threw in the garbage um but
we're going to save them gross cuz we're going to
0:51:43.440,0:51:52.040
do a virtual cookie today so here we go Joshua is
going to attempt to do a screen share um and we
0:51:52.040,0:51:58.600
are going to work baby here we go let's see can
can Joshua do this I hope so I've taught you a
0:51:58.600,0:52:05.920
lot so you better know how to do this here we go
here we go can we oh there it is there it is good
0:52:05.920,0:52:15.280
job there it is everybody there is your virtual
cookie no animals hurt in the the making of This
0:52:15.280,0:52:21.080
cookie right here no animals hurt looks real real
delicious okay you ready you ready do we need to
0:52:21.080,0:52:25.120
get a drum roll I'm ready let's get it all right
here we go we are going to generate our cookie
0:52:25.120,0:52:33.040
good thoughts before before we press the button
here we go the world is full of possibilities
0:52:33.040,0:52:40.760
seiz them nice and you got some lucky numbers on
that one and we got lucky numbers everybody your
0:52:40.760,0:52:48.720
virtual cookie for this episode I'm going to give
you the fortune one more time the world is full of
0:52:48.720,0:52:55.280
possibilities seize them and Sean if you can read
what's on screen I I feel like you've been adding
0:52:55.280,0:53:00.720
a little bit of luck to look at my mouse my mouse
is going crazy little arrow um can you read those
0:53:00.720,0:53:05.600
can you read those numbers or do you need me to
no I can read them I got you let's give you your
0:53:05.600,0:53:13.640
lucky numbers for the week everybody courtesy of
Joshua's new fortune cookie generator and your
0:53:13.640,0:53:26.800
lucky numbers are 48 28 10 21 26 52 once again
for the people in the back who have not woken up
0:53:26.800,0:53:31.480
although I don't know why you're still sleeping
I mean maybe you're tired or maybe you work too
0:53:31.480,0:53:50.000
hard but anyways your lucky numbers for the week
May 7th episode 32 are 48 28 10 21 26 52 those are
0:53:50.000,0:53:54.800
your lucky numbers for the week everybody I feel
like spoiling people and hitting this button again
0:53:54.800,0:54:00.040
you know cuz I can I can do another generation
but I I mean should I should we generate another
0:54:00.040,0:54:05.120
cookie should we generate another already given
the people one don't do it that's are you telling
0:54:05.120,0:54:10.200
me not to do it we've introduced we've introduced
three new segments with this fortune cookie I want
0:54:10.200,0:54:14.560
to do it so bad I think the people can't handle
the overwhelming power that we've just given them
0:54:14.560,0:54:20.320
I want to do it so bad I want to do it so bad
look even my computer screen just can't handle
0:54:20.320,0:54:26.680
the energy okay okay we won't do it everybody we
won't do it we won't do it there we go we got to
0:54:26.680,0:54:32.040
wait they got to wait you know what I'm saying
that's what I'm saying that is your virtual cookie
0:54:32.040,0:54:38.840
for this episode on Tuesday May 7th everybody hope
you enjoyed that yep and with that being said Jos
0:54:38.840,0:54:44.280
we only have three minutes so that we'll take
us to our int our outros here so uh let me just
0:54:44.280,0:54:49.720
say bye hey thank you everybody for listening
thank you everybody for watching we appreciate
0:54:49.720,0:54:57.880
you so freaking much um go out watch the Vlog
that we just put out [ __ ] it's I think it's
0:54:57.880,0:55:03.880
[ __ ] amazing uh Joshua did great filming all
his shots and stuff um music was hand organized
0:55:03.880,0:55:09.680
by me and put into there and edited by myself and
shot by Joshua so thank you Joshua for doing that
0:55:09.680,0:55:15.920
thank you for going on that road trip so I didn't
have to really appreciate that um we got some fun
0:55:15.920,0:55:20.000
stuff coming up in the future so that's going to
be really cool I know it's all like spoiler stuff
0:55:20.000,0:55:24.040
because you know I don't want to or like it's all
like foreshadowing stuff because I don't want to
0:55:24.040,0:55:29.960
spoil anything for you guys uh but thank you guys
so much for listening and watching uh Joshua what
0:55:29.960,0:55:34.920
are your final thoughts buddy final thoughts
for the day um once again thank you to all the
0:55:34.920,0:55:41.640
teachers uh that inspired me and Sean uh because
it because it made a difference in our lives so
0:55:41.640,0:55:47.320
if you're a teacher and you're watching this or
a a teacher to be um remember you will make a
0:55:47.320,0:55:54.360
difference in in those youngsters live or or mid
adults or whatever so take the time um with every
0:55:54.360,0:56:00.760
student because it it does mean a difference um
and it makes a difference and I I I have to thank
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sea for the great editing and the uh music he put
down again I haven't seen it but I've I I've seen
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Sean on stage you know Sean's been in bands and
Sean's great on stage I know he knows how to put
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things together so I do hope all you guys get out
there and and watch what Sean put into that and
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the film you know the footage I took because it
was it was fun it was it was amazing to get out
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there and and go on that trip um but yeah thanks
again to all of you watching and I hope to see
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you guys next week appreciate you all thank
you yeah oh I forgot to mention uh YouTube
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uh the vlog's on YouTube so youtube.com sorry
for the delay podcast watch it on there watch
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the Vlog uh also it'll be on social and little
clips and stuff so check out our Instagram and
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all that fun stuff at the end of the credits
which will happen sometime right now deuces
