Sorry For The Delay | EP.31 | Honesty, Oatmeal Cookies & Apocalypse Prep
-WHAT’S IN OUR CUP-
Sean: Wild Turkey bourbon, Mexican Coke (cane sugar)
Joshua: Red Thunder Surprise (vodka, Red Bull, cranberry juice, simple syrup, ice)
-RECIPES-
Red Thunder Surprise:
• 1½ oz vodka
• 4 oz Red Bull
• 1 oz cranberry juice
• ½ oz simple syrup
• Ice cubes
Add ice to a large cup.
Pour in vodka, Red Bull, cranberry juice & simple syrup.
Stir until chilled, then enjoy while you watch.
-CHAPTERS-
0:00:00 Intro, Sleep Deprivation & Workout Invite
0:02:10 Reasons To Drink & Inventory Day
0:02:42 What’s In Your Cup Debut & Drinks
0:07:58 National Honesty Day & How Honest Is Too Honest?
0:11:52 Shelter Pets, Responsibility & “Your Dog Is Your Kid”
0:15:09 Oatmeal Cookies Day, Mom’s Baking & Chocolate Chips
0:21:51 Preparation Day, Pantry Check & Survival Books
0:31:00 Bugs Bunny Day, Space Jam 2 & Movie Sequels
0:42:01 Concert Etiquette Rant & Respecting Performers
0:46:52 Fun Finds, Frankenstein Unboxing, Fortune & Lucky Numbers
1:00:02 Prep Talk, Merch Inventory & Road Trip Vlog Plug
-SOUND BITES-
• “welcome to sorry for the delay episode 31 I'm your editor Mia in this week's episode The Boys introduce a new segment called what's in your cup” — Joshua introducing the new segment.
• “if you're ready for surprises maybe you're doing a workout I don't know but uh I I I feel I feel okay today I feel fine” — Joshua checking in with listeners.
• “thank you guys for all joining us we appreciate it again uh like Joshua said uh welcome to your workout and if you're not working out please enjoy beverage with us” — Sean inviting people to work out or drink.
• “right now my cup consists of a Wild Turkey Bourbon I have three shots in here” — Sean explaining his show fuel.
• “this everybody is what you call what is called the red Thunder surprise that is what's in my cup” — Joshua naming his custom cocktail.
• “if you are one of those people that likes to experiment or whatever feel free to add a recipe down below” — Joshua asking for drink ideas in the comments.
• “today on April 30th is the start of national honesty day and I have a question for you Sean for National honesty day okay can you be too honest” — Joshua starting the honesty conversation.
• “do not adopt anything that you cannot handle yourself” — Sean on pet adoption responsibility.
• “freshly made right out of the oven when things just kind of fall apart and they melt and super super delicious” — Joshua describing his ideal oatmeal cookie.
• “today yeah is National preparation day Sean and those of you listening I want to know how prepared are you if the [ __ ] hits the fan” — Joshua posing the apocalypse question.
• “I would probably last about three hours because I would get really hungry and I would just start eating out of anxiety” — Sean admitting his survival odds.
• “they make books for this [ __ ] I got a book for you this one's called right here the ultimate manual Survivor extreme Edition” — Joshua flexing his first survival manual.
• “this book right here prepare for anything the survival manual 338 essential skills to make it damn son if [ __ ] goes wrong” — Joshua flexing an even bigger prep book.
• “if you are a person who just wants to be the center of attention at a concert even though you are not the person performing … then you know what you can burn in hell” — Sean delivering his concert-etiquette rant.
• “you are generous and always thinking of others” — Joshua reading the final toxic cookie fortune.
-FORTUNE & FINDS-
Fortune: You are generous & always thinking of others.
Lucky Numbers: 2, 18, 20, 21, 24, 27, 38
Fun Finds / Value Finds:
Sean: Pop Mart Universal Monsters Frankenstein figure with removable brain, tiny pumpkin & a monster throne for the background set.
Joshua: Ultimate Survival Manual: Extreme Edition & Prepare For Anything survival guide, packed with wild scenarios, gear ideas & apocalypse skills.
(Artwork Shoutout: None This Episode)
Transcript
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welcome to sorry for the delay episode 31 I'm
your editor Mia in this week's episode The Boys
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introduce a new segment called what's in your
cup Sean goes on a rant about proper concert
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etiquette and the boys get another week closer
to a blind box giveaway one last thing head over
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to our YouTube channel to watch Joshua's road
trip Vlog it was a long time in the making so
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show it some love other than that enjoy the show
hello everyone welcome to episode 31 of sorry for
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the delay we we are your hosts my name is sha
this over there is uh Joshua hello Joshua how
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are you doing today my child hello Sean hello
everybody who's joining us today on April 30th
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uh like I always say I appreciate all of you guys
for watching um hopefully you guys are well rested
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because we may have some surprises today um if
you're ready for surprises maybe you're doing
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a workout I don't know but uh I I I feel I feel
okay today I feel fine I mean little bags under
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my eyes I don't know I'm a little s but I feel
good I'm okay I'm okay it's all right buddy I have
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bags under my eyes too they're also from sleep
deprivation so I'm right there with you but uh
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thank you guys for all joining us we appreciate
it again uh like Joshua said uh welcome to your
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workout and if you're not working out please enjoy
beverage with us and as Joshua's going to say it
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doesn't have to be alcoholic none of us here are
alcoholics yet doesn't but doesn't whether or not
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you care to partake please feel free we're here
for the next hour maybe a little longer maybe a
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little maybe a little less we'll see you know
just Chill Vibes only today man Chill Vibes
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only that's all we want you know uh so I'll ask
Joshua as every episode goes um Joshua do you have
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any reasons for us to drink well there is always
reasons to drink my reason to drink today because
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uh it was a long day at work uh had to deal with
a lot of people today if anybody's ever worked in
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a in a high-paced volume where you sell lots of
merchandise well today was our inventory day and
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if anybody's everever gone through an inventory
anywhere even in your own [ __ ] closet you
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know you going through your socks you know going
through your t-shirts whatever you got to do you
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know it takes there's a little it takes a little
bit of a stress on you you know everybody wants
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to hold on to their you know musty old underwear
or you know the things that they just can't part
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ways with well today that was our day at work and
and I'm a little tired from that but we do have a
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reason to drink but before we get started and and
you know drinking and all that I want to know Sean
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and some other people might want to know before we
get started here I want to know what's in your cup
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Sean that's before we get started before we before
we hit the freeway and we go 90 miles an hour I
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want to know Sean what is in your cup all I I like
that that is that is real nice segue into what is
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in my cup J right now my cup consists of a Wild
Turkey Bourbon I have three shots in here uh which
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is the well I mean there's more than three shots
because it's it's a half a shot in a half so what
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is that four shots I don't know someone do the
math on that and double check me uh but there's
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three shots in there and uh just some Mexican Coke
you know just some um delicious uh [ __ ] what is
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it uh what do they use in the Mexican Coke uh just
regular sugar uh I was going to say cocaine sugar
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but that's not it I think I think it's just cane
sugar not cocaine sugar so yeah that's what I'm
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drinking you know uh what's in your cup Joshua do
you have a cup are you drinking anything from a
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cup oh do you want to know what's in my cup all
right everybody if you want to know what is in
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Joshua's Cup today here is in what's here is what
is in my cup this is not scripted today and this
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what makes this fancy little Cup right here this
fancy sorry for the delay custom cup you know
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this is one of a kind you know when of you lucky
you might get one of these but what is in my cup
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I'm going to tell you what's in my cup starting
with 1 and 1 half oz of vodka 4 oz of Red Bull
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1 o of cranberry juice half an ounce of simple
syrup and I and I threw some ice cubes in here
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too and if you wanted to I didn't do it but you
can garnish this fancy little drink with the with
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a uh lime wedge and this everybody is what you
call what is called the red Thunder surprise that
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is what's in my cup and if you are one of those
calorie conscious people this everybody only has
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170 calories in this drink right here so drink
up I didn't I didn't know we were giving I we
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were giving out drink recipes what is this I would
have worked on something completely different so
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tasty all right well yeah you know we we don't
script this stuff you know we don't script this
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stuff but yeah that that's what I got going on
in here um what was it called what was it called
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again for my measurements th this drink is called
red Thunder surprise now did I alter mine um mix
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it however you want to make it you know does mine
have one and a half shots of vodka it maybe it
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does maybe it doesn't but you make it how you
want to make your drink okay I mean it's a it's
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a big cup so I would imagine that it doesn't
have just one and a half shots in there maybe
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I'll leave that to your imagination oh that's
great that is what's in my cup that's great uh
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for today nice April 30th I love it I love it I
[ __ ] love it there you go that's what what's in
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both our cups you know what next time I'm going
to make something fancy I feel I feel uh I feel
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like I was smack lorf for a second here you know
coming at me with this made a mix drink in my cup
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[ __ ] [ __ ] what's in my cup you never you
never know and if you are one of those people
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that likes to experiment or whatever feel free
to add a recipe down below um cuz we also would
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like to know what's in your cup so right while you
watch right off the bat making a whole new segment
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without no without no talking over it nothing dick
please let us know what's in your cup no and let
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us know in the comments we're really like fighting
for comments it's weird like this I guess this for
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like f future people like people in the future
who come back and watch this content I'm sorry
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listen if you're from the Josh let me just hang
on let me go on a quick little rant here ladies
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and gentlemen if you are from the future and
are watching some of these episodes I'd like
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to apologize on behalf of Joshua and I um some
of them are cringey some of them are awkward
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but I hope that you know that we love you and uh
we appreciate you for watching and we appreciate
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you for coming back and um that's that's all I
can say you know like uh thank you future you
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or future whoever we appreciate you anyways
what's in your cup put it in the comment and
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then put the year that you put yeah and that's
uh I surprise Shan with that one but moving on
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you know because we do you know do a couple of
these things we surprise you know with a few
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things but we we'll get into things that we kind
of get into on a normal basis right we're going to
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go with holidays I got one for you all right we're
going to talk about them you know let me know what
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you think we're going to start off with a biggie
this is this this right here it should strike a
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chord with some of you and I want to know how you
feel about this today on April 30th is the start
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of national honesty day and I have a question for
you Sean for National honesty day okay can you be
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too honest like you know how honest you going to
be with somebody like if somebody's got a booger
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in their nose are you going to be like hey man
you got a booger or someone gets a little close
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to you maybe they're breast stinks are you going
to be like dude like hey what's up man you got a
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little something going on with your upper lip um
uh you know what what's going on there I mean so
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I want to know can you be too honest uh I would
say yeah I think I think you can be too honest
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like there there's a point where honesty I could
be too honest there's a point where honesty just
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becomes like being rude or being mean or comes
off as like aggressive after a certain point
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so I think that yeah you could be too honest
like the example that you gave right if you
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had a booger in your nose like and I didn't
know you on a personal level like I know you
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like I I I would probably not say something
out loud but I'd probably like gesture like
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hey like like you know you go like that you
have something in your nose kind of gesture
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do the old like hey yeah exactly like just hey
hey something up here you know and it's not your
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coke nail so like you know just that uh or like
if someone has bad breath you know like I'm not
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going to I'm not going to be like whoa [ __ ]
godamn you did you just eat [ __ ] you know I'm
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not I'm not gonna I'm not gonna do that to them
like I'll I'll probably like hey like hey you
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want a mint or something like you want a piece of
gum you know I'm not going to [ __ ] shame you cuz
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that's kind of like it's almost like Kink shaming
you know like maybe that's something somebody's
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into and we're just kind of like we don't know
right like what if you're at work Joshua you're
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at work you know and like you you don't know that
this is a kink for them right let say you have two
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co-workers right one cooworker always is like
slick back hair and smells like [ __ ] Axe Body
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Spray and then your other cooworker just smells
like Bo all the time right straight [ __ ] like
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straight bua you know what if they they're just
like working off a kink you know like oh baby you
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smell so clean and then he's like he's like oh
yeah baby you smell like [ __ ] [ __ ] bro let
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me clean you off you know like what if it's that
you know we don't know we don't know nowadays you
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know you never know so that's that's just what I'm
saying you can be too honest ladies and gentlemen
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you can just keep in mind yeah I yeah I think when
it comes I I do agree with Sean when it comes to
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hygiene I think you can be too honest but at
the same time I think I think people should
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know or should uh uh pick up on gestures you know
like like you know the old finger flicking or the
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covering of the mouth or the two steps back
you might take like if you don't get a hint
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after something like that like you may have to
just be a little bit more honest more blunt you
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know y but I I think you you you can be too honest
when it comes to certain things yeah um but try it
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out try being honest if you've never been honest
honest before try being honest for the first time
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yeah and please put that in the comments let me
know what you were honest about I'd love to hear
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it [ __ ] number two now that we've gotten back
past the honesty part of our our Mor morality
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here let's be honest how honest are we going to be
number two it's National adopt a Shelter Pet today
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and believe it it or not on not necessarily
on this day approximately 2 million dogs are
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adopted each year damn that's great hey do me a
favor and uh just like don't let your girlfriend
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hear that you know like I don't think you
guys need any more adopted dogs or stolen
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dogs so just go ahead and uh just have her not
listen to this episode I looked that up I was
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worried yeah million that's a lot of dogs
though you know 2 million dogs a year that's
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that's actually pretty cool I like that people
have big hearts and they are adopting or animals
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because I get it if you want like a $22,000 $8,000
$110,000 pedigree I understand the appeal of that
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but sometimes the best dogs are the ones that just
need a home you know need somebody to love them
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and and they're going to give you way more than
than that spoiled dog that only eats wet food and
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going to have Diet area you know and [ __ ] all
over your floor cuz it's spoiled and it's you know
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like a you know so maybe maybe you know get the
pedigree spend the money but try adopting a dog uh
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both of my dogs are adopted or are rehomed I guess
you could say so uh partially we W go into the to
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the stolen we won't go into that um but yeah try
it out 2 million dogs uh me and my girlfriend
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were part of that statistic try adopting a pet uh
because I I think you might get a lot out of that
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and you'll save some money oh yeah for hey wait
Joshua before you move on can I say something
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about adopting a pet number three h on what I
would like to point out listen go for those of
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you who are going to adopt a pet please freaking
remember that a pet is a lot of responsibility
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whether it be a cat whether it be a dog sometimes
people get these animals for their kids your kid
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is not the one who's going to be taking care of
the dog or the cat or the turtle or the bunny or
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whatever it is you're adopting like you are going
to be the one taking care of it so you are going
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to take on that responsibility do not adopt
anything that you cannot handle yourself like
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just want to throw that out there CU that's a big
thing with um with shelters and stuff they people
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adopt dogs or cats or whatever and then they end
up bringing them back because they can't handle it
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so if you're going to adopt something make sure
you're ready for that commitment because it's a
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commitment dude like you know how people say oh
my God my dog is my child well it kind of has
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some relative reality to it because you are taking
care of another living being and that's important
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so don't adopt anybody or anything that you can't
take care of that's it I was like that's my rant
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that's true bu a plant you know buy a plant buy
some [ __ ] that you could just you know not feed
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and then see what happens to it and then just
times that by human life um and just see what
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what the outcome will be um let's try that out
all number three you ready for number three Sean
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see all right number three here you go today on
April 30th is National oatmeal cookies and before
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I go diving into oatmeal cookies I just got a
shout out to my mom I really love it when she
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makes oatmeal cookies I look forward to the
oatmeal cookies she makes every single time
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um she may or not watch this but if she does
uh please whip out a batch of those oatmeal
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cookies I I would love it and if anybody else
makes oatmeal cookies feel free to send him
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this way I clearly need more um sorry Sean I
don't think you need any more well that's a
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shame because I was going to actually ask your
mom for some cookies too but I I do appreciate
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you looking out for me in my health baby
[Laughter] uh but joshu I got to ask you
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what kind of oatmeal cookies do you like like are
you a fan of the chocolate oatmeal cookies or are
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you like a are you just like a just an oatmeal
cookie guy with like raisins and the oatmeal
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uh like maybe sometimes they do cranberry like
what what makes the perfect oatmeal cookie for
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you I'm I anytime you put chocolate in and and
something else I I love it I'm a big chocolate
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fan I think I can't remember what episode we we
we uh we talked about chocolate I think it was
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desserts or some [ __ ] we were talking about um
I love chocolate so if you put chocolate inside
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the oatmeal cookie I'm probably going to eat it
pretty fast um but yeah I'm I do like the oatmeal
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cookie with the chocolate chips freshly made
right out of the oven when things just kind of
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fall apart and they melt and super super delicious
so I'm I'm a big oatmeal cookie guy and and yeah I
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love oatmeal cookies so I'm glad there's a day for
it nice all right well [ __ ] I like that what's
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next all right the next one the next one I really
want to try I've never I've never done it I bought
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this as a gift uh for let me just say I I bought
this as a gift for my girlfriend we have yet to
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try it out it's a deal though everybody before
your head goes getting in the gutter like oh
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I know exactly before you start thinking oh
what did Joshua buy for his girlfriend that
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they haven't used yet Jesus Christ everybody stop
thinking nasty you know we're real people here um
0:17:45.960,0:17:50.920
people I guess real people have deal those too
but it's not what I bought um sorry everybody
0:17:50.920,0:18:00.840
we're not AI how about today is National yeah
National tie-dye day have you ever tie-dyed uh
0:18:00.840,0:18:07.160
I back when I was in uh at a science camp I
think we did it like they had a tub and you
0:18:07.160,0:18:11.480
were able to like kind of fold your shirt into
like whatever shape you wanted and then you
0:18:11.480,0:18:17.000
like dipped it into the tub full of ink and then
you pulled it out and it was tiedyed so yeah I
0:18:17.000,0:18:25.840
have I I I've seen some pretty badass tie-dye
like how people do the rubber bands and how
0:18:25.840,0:18:32.120
they actually achieve these crazy uh patterns um I
think it's pretty cool I really want to try it so
0:18:32.120,0:18:37.480
hopefully one of these days you guys will see me
wearing a tie-dye T-shirt and I can like be like
0:18:37.480,0:18:42.400
yeah I made this [ __ ] you know uh because
I probably won't wear a tie-dye shirt unless
0:18:42.400,0:18:48.760
I make it i h i I think I have one but I don't
think I've ever worn it um got it as a gift but
0:18:48.760,0:18:54.320
I think it's it'd be cool to actually make it and
wear it similar to the stuff that we got on right
0:18:54.320,0:19:00.840
now Joshua um making it wearing it I think is is
is pretty sick I think think we have an idea for
0:19:00.840,0:19:08.280
something uh just so people know uh I'm going on
vacation uh coming up in May so early May and part
0:19:08.280,0:19:13.640
of that vacation is going down to visit Joshua
spoiler alert I probably won't record anything
0:19:13.640,0:19:20.360
uh other than a podcast uh which is spoilers it's
going to be pretty cool uh but maybe Joshua maybe
0:19:20.360,0:19:26.640
we tie-dye some shirts that'd be a fun little uh
fun little just like a quick segment I think we
0:19:26.640,0:19:34.800
should do it yeah that be I'm I'm up for I got a
kit that's brand new I I probably could return it
0:19:34.800,0:19:40.080
I still got the receipt but I think the better
plan would be to actually use it and uh put it
0:19:40.080,0:19:45.840
together I'm down I'm I'm up for that I'm up
for that let's do it you know what's next yeah
0:19:45.840,0:19:56.960
National n National tie day I want to try it um
okay how about this one National Boba T day and
0:19:56.960,0:20:04.520
if you watch our Washington episode you guys know
I love Boba I went out on the limb again if you
0:20:04.520,0:20:14.440
saw that episode and I tried an avocado Boba
drink and it sounds gross say it again if you
0:20:14.440,0:20:20.560
didn't watch that episode it actually is really
really really good it's a meal I'm not going to
0:20:20.560,0:20:26.160
lie it's what I said it's a meal it's thick
it's heavy um and then you add those little
0:20:26.160,0:20:33.400
those little tapioca balls or you know you add
that stuff in there um but it's good so I do
0:20:33.400,0:20:39.280
love Boba whether there's avocado in it whether
it's a dragon fruit Um passion fruit whatever you
0:20:39.280,0:20:45.760
want to put in there I'm I'm drinking it um but
yeah SE I know Sean you love Boba Tea too I so I
0:20:45.760,0:20:52.200
love Boba I just don't love the tapioca balls
right so I I love the tea so like give me any
0:20:52.200,0:20:57.920
boba tea just without the tapioca in it or like
the little um I want to say avocado jellies but
0:20:57.920,0:21:03.720
no it's not their avocado jellies it's the like
uh like the freaking jelly thing avocado jellies
0:21:03.720,0:21:08.720
that'd be cool but you know what I mean like but
I'm a fan of I'm the fan of the tea like and I had
0:21:08.720,0:21:14.760
that uh avocado drink that Joshua is describing
it wasn't that bad it wasn't that bad at all so
0:21:14.760,0:21:20.600
you know step out of your comfort zone sometimes
you know try an avocado Boba you know go on that
0:21:20.600,0:21:28.840
date with that guy from work who looks really
creepy so you know could be fun oh no oh no
0:21:28.840,0:21:35.720
no don't do that don't do that oh that ends bad
every single time when you do [ __ ] like that
0:21:35.720,0:21:42.120
get to know him first you know get know first for
my next one this one's kind of important you know
0:21:42.120,0:21:51.360
this this one I I really hope that you're prepared
for this because this does take preparation today
0:21:51.360,0:21:59.920
also is National preparation day and what this
what this boils down to Sean is how prepared are
0:21:59.920,0:22:06.240
you when [ __ ] hits the fan like the guy in the
background right there you see that guy back there
0:22:06.240,0:22:11.520
that guy was sitting at a bar you know but it's I
think he's on another planet uh because obviously
0:22:11.520,0:22:17.200
if he was on Earth uh he wouldn't have that view
right there so he that guy's that he prepared well
0:22:17.200,0:22:23.840
you know he got off the planet he knew the [ __ ]
was coming um so that guy was prepared uh I don't
0:22:23.840,0:22:31.000
know if we can be that prepared or any of the
listeners can be be that prepared as that guy but
0:22:31.000,0:22:39.440
today yeah is National preparation day Sean and
those of you listening I want to know how prepared
0:22:39.440,0:22:46.960
are you if the [ __ ] hits the fan how far away
are you from starvation if the grocery store
0:22:46.960,0:22:52.640
closes tomorrow look in your cupboard right now
pause this [ __ ] go to your cupboard right now
0:22:52.640,0:22:58.680
you tell me how many top ramens you have you tell
me how much canned food you have in the freezer
0:22:58.680,0:23:03.480
like you probably don't put your caned food in
the freezer but wherever you put your [ __ ]
0:23:03.480,0:23:07.600
yeah I mean [ __ ] I don't know man um I'm
just spitballing here wherever you put your
0:23:07.600,0:23:14.800
[ __ ] how prepared are you how much water do you
have well I think in that situation Joshua if the
0:23:14.800,0:23:22.600
if the [ __ ] hit the fan right now I would
probably last about three hours uh because I
0:23:22.600,0:23:28.920
would get really hungry and I would just start
eating out of anxiety um and then I would die
0:23:28.920,0:23:38.000
so I'd probably die within the first 48 Hours
definitely definitely um otherwise uh I mean I
0:23:38.000,0:23:46.200
have two things at Top Ramen uh I have some mayo
that is half open uh there seems to be some bags
0:23:46.200,0:23:53.520
of cereal half open uh and then in my fridge
I know that I have a okay a little carton of
0:23:53.520,0:24:01.080
milk and some chicken that is still raw so so
when [ __ ] hits the fan I don't think I'll be
0:24:01.080,0:24:05.920
able to cook anything because the power will
probably be out and I don't have a gas grill
0:24:05.920,0:24:11.560
or a stove it's all electric so I'll I'll yeah
48 hours that's how long I'm giving myself and
0:24:11.560,0:24:18.280
that's if that's if I don't eat these brownies
in front of me you know got get that Sugar
0:24:18.280,0:24:30.600
boost well Sean I got a treat for you because
I had a feeling that you were going to say that
0:24:30.600,0:24:35.880
so I went out and did something specifically
for you and the person that paused this show
0:24:35.880,0:24:40.560
and went to their cupboard right now and was
just like [ __ ] Joshua was right I don't have
0:24:40.560,0:24:47.800
[ __ ] how am I going to survive what what can
I do to prepare well folks I got something for
0:24:47.800,0:24:58.560
you what the [ __ ] they make books for this
[ __ ] I got a book for you this one's called
0:24:58.560,0:25:04.080
right here the ultimate ultimate
manual Survivor what that
0:25:04.080,0:25:16.720
sayal extreme Edition oh my God yeah so they
make books for this [ __ ] everybody so if you
0:25:16.720,0:25:22.080
are feeling like you know I'm not going to
make it you can go out and buy a book just
0:25:22.080,0:25:30.720
like I did and you might make it and on the
back they even show you if you get attacked
0:25:30.720,0:25:37.000
by an alligator you can you can make it through
it you but you have to read the book to know how
0:25:37.000,0:25:43.560
to survive an alligator attack um there's you
know someone with a gun you know how to get
0:25:43.560,0:25:49.920
away with somebody with a gun um if your arm
gets trapped underneath a rock you know if you
0:25:49.920,0:25:58.560
you can you know T AIT you can get this out like
all this information is in this book right here
0:25:58.560,0:26:02.560
I can just see I see it go out and get
yourself a book it's like Joshua did you
0:26:02.560,0:26:07.200
go out and get any food water or anything
else how you're gonna make it no sweetie
0:26:07.200,0:26:12.640
I I went out to the bookstore and I got
a book about survive in the wilderness
0:26:12.640,0:26:16.760
it's the extreme Edition everyone though it's
extreme Edition so don't worry about it but
0:26:16.760,0:26:20.160
he didn't come back with any food or supplies
he just came back with the book I I mean look
0:26:20.160,0:26:28.600
it look at they even have Pages where they show
you what you can do with your socks every buddy
0:26:28.600,0:26:33.120
you know those socks that I was talking about
that you can get rid of they haveck things you
0:26:33.120,0:26:40.560
can do with your socks yeah so I mean just think
about it think about it you know jumping out of
0:26:40.560,0:26:44.880
an airplane you know teaches you how to do that
too if you ever have to jump out of an airplane
0:26:44.880,0:26:51.200
granted you might need a parachute um this
is this is an important book this is a very
0:26:51.200,0:26:58.440
important book so so get prepared everybody
get prepared yeah yeah so got that yeah just
0:26:58.440,0:27:02.280
you know what I'm with you on this one buddy
I'm with you all the way on this one you know
0:27:02.280,0:27:08.440
get yourself a book be prepared you know cuz
when [ __ ] hits the fan you know I really I
0:27:08.440,0:27:13.600
really just want to pop open a book and just read
for about 35 minutes to make sure I know what to
0:27:13.600,0:27:21.400
do in case I have to jump out of that plane or
use one of my crusty socks as a tourniquet so
0:27:21.400,0:27:29.160
just saying just saying I mean you might I mean
it starts with the book it's so what I'm getting
0:27:29.160,0:27:36.680
at is it starts with information now what you
do with that information is the next step don't
0:27:36.680,0:27:45.080
don't ask me if I've even read that book but
I do have that book is what I'm saying so if
0:27:45.080,0:27:51.440
[ __ ] happens I got something to reference how
how I how I have to handle that situation so it
0:27:51.440,0:27:57.440
starts with information and I got it and you Sean
should get it and everybody listening or watching
0:27:57.440,0:28:03.240
should get it too be prepared today's the day not
sponsored by the way I like to point that out we
0:28:03.240,0:28:08.560
are not sponsored by that book company or that
book or the author so Joshua's he really wants
0:28:08.560,0:28:14.520
you to get this book no I yeah I don't even
know don't even know I mean it doesn't have to
0:28:14.520,0:28:21.920
be that book uh and and uh little plug I found
that book at Costco so Costco is a great place
0:28:21.920,0:28:28.120
you know maybe a good place to be if [ __ ] hits
the fan lock yourself in a Costco you got books
0:28:29.160,0:28:33.640
I was going to say uh I mean I was going to yes
that was part of the thing I was going to tell you
0:28:33.640,0:28:37.160
was like yeah maybe you should lock yourself in a
Costco if she it's the fan but I want to know if
0:28:37.160,0:28:41.680
you if you think you're at that age where you uh
buy all your clothes at Costco now you know what I
0:28:41.680,0:28:51.520
mean you know things at Costco have been looking
pretty pretty solid I actually picked up some
0:28:51.520,0:29:01.640
shorts two pairs of shorts from Costco you go
uh but I'm not going to knock the Costco uh
0:29:01.640,0:29:06.640
uh clothes because the ones I bought typically
like if you go to the outlets or you go to these
0:29:06.640,0:29:10.720
stores like the one I mean the ones I bought
are normally like 40 bucks cuz I've seen the
0:29:10.720,0:29:14.760
same material the wicking you know the stretching
they're you know they're like kind of like golf
0:29:14.760,0:29:19.440
shorts but they they're kind I mean they're
nice they're nice shorts but they were like
0:29:19.440,0:29:23.560
20 bucks and normally these things are like 50
bucks if you go to the outlets or you know you
0:29:23.560,0:29:32.120
shop at this brand name store so I it's not that
uh uh I'm at that age just I I I will say I've
0:29:32.120,0:29:39.360
been looking at them more I can be honest about
that I've I've definitely been looking at them
0:29:39.360,0:29:43.680
oh that's great buddy that's great they got some
B [ __ ] I appreciate that though Joshua we want
0:29:43.680,0:29:48.560
to make we want to make sure our listeners are
prepared for anything that happens to them Joshua
0:29:48.560,0:29:51.960
anything that happens to them so I appreciate
that appreciate you bringing that [ __ ] up
0:29:51.960,0:29:58.480
man yeah that's good that's good
buddy anything else any other
0:29:58.480,0:30:05.760
holidays I got I got two more they kind of
go hand inand with each other um it leads
0:30:05.760,0:30:10.000
into a little bit of the of the funny if
you're into characters or cartoons because
0:30:10.000,0:30:13.360
you know being prepared he takes you down
a Ser like now you're thinking right like
0:30:13.360,0:30:17.280
[ __ ] joshw just said I don't have anything
in my fridge what the [ __ ] am I going to do
0:30:17.280,0:30:23.160
well if if you're having a bad day maybe you
turn on the TV and you you go back in time a
0:30:23.160,0:30:31.600
little bit and you watch these two little guys
cuz today is Miss e Potato Head day and also
0:30:31.600,0:30:38.000
National Bugs Bunny day oh that's great hey
can I just say controversial take I did not
0:30:38.000,0:30:44.800
like Space Jam 2 with LeBron James in it I
thought that movie was horrible just saying
0:30:44.800,0:30:51.000
like Bugs Bunny was great but it was not
Space Jam that is not that is not my Space
0:30:51.000,0:31:00.600
Jam I I don't know if anybody's raising their
hands I I I wish I was a faster like typer and
0:31:00.600,0:31:06.600
way to look things up but I I can almost guarantee
the new Space Jam um didn't make as much money as
0:31:06.600,0:31:10.320
the old Space Jam but you got to you got to
do with the same amount of inflation you know
0:31:10.320,0:31:15.480
what I mean you can't just like do it across the
board you gotta you got to kind of but I agree
0:31:15.480,0:31:21.400
with you the Jordan Michael Jordan Space Jam
was way better than uh the LeBron and nothing
0:31:21.400,0:31:25.960
against LeBron I just I just think it's just a
different kind of movie it's different it wasn't
0:31:25.960,0:31:32.320
it wasn't as good yeah it was was definitely
different for sure um I don't I still didn't
0:31:32.320,0:31:37.840
like it though it was unfortunate I wanted to
like it like I really did want to like it did
0:31:37.840,0:31:43.880
to be honest like I went into it with you
know High Hopes yeah but I it wasn't that
0:31:43.880,0:31:54.880
great so sorry for the pause there sorry for the
delay um I'm just reading real quick uh apparently
0:31:54.880,0:32:05.040
it's yeah tot yeah it made $27.5 million more than
the Jordan Space Jam now they didn't account for
0:32:05.040,0:32:10.400
inflation so yeah who knows what that number
really is but still I think you just have a
0:32:10.400,0:32:14.880
bunch of little kids who wanted to go see a Space
Jam movie because they thought it was going to be
0:32:14.880,0:32:19.040
like as cool as the Michael Jordan one was and
then when people went in there and watched it
0:32:19.040,0:32:26.040
they probably all walked out and they don't give
refunds in that you know what I mean so it is what
0:32:26.040,0:32:32.320
it is it is what it is did Jordan did Jordan even
make a cameo in that one did did he even like in
0:32:32.320,0:32:38.600
the in the no LeBron one did Jordan even sneak in
just like hey bro you know like there was none of
0:32:38.600,0:32:44.720
that I don't know I'll give it a quick Google
um because I thought I remember like seeing
0:32:44.720,0:32:52.640
the I don't think he did because I I watched it
you know yeah I don't I don't I don't think he
0:32:52.640,0:32:57.320
actually uh popped in you'd have to pay Jordan
a [ __ ] ton of money I mean for Jordan to pop
0:32:57.320,0:33:01.480
in in Space Jam he probably would have asked
for 27 million he's like how much this movie
0:33:01.480,0:33:06.240
going to make well that's how much you're going to
give me to show up because that's what it's going
0:33:06.240,0:33:12.200
to take so here it is here's the answer this is
from this is from Screen Rant uh Michael Jordan
0:33:12.200,0:33:17.360
does not appear in Space Jam in New Legacy which
is space Jame too although there was an idea for
0:33:17.360,0:33:24.840
a potential Cameo and a post credit scene that
didn't come to pass uh so then it says however
0:33:24.840,0:33:30.800
Space Jam the new Legacy ingeniously manages
to get Michael Michael Jordan to show up in
0:33:30.800,0:33:36.160
the film in a completely unexpected and hilarious
way and for those of you who's SE in the film you
0:33:36.160,0:33:42.040
probably know what that is but um yeah he did
not make a cameo appearance so that shows you
0:33:42.040,0:33:50.720
how much fate Michael Jordan had in Space Jam
to just saying just saying yeah I most most of
0:33:50.720,0:33:55.600
them don't make it most of the twos I mean I I
think they were banking on better technology not
0:33:55.600,0:34:00.200
to harp on this whole Space Jam thing cuz I know
a lot of people thought that movie sucked so did
0:34:00.200,0:34:08.000
I people want to hear about that [ __ ] um but
um I really don't um but yeah I I I don't know
0:34:08.000,0:34:10.880
I don't think it was that good of a movie yeah
if you got that [ __ ] sell that [ __ ] get your
0:34:10.880,0:34:17.920
money back hey what would you describe as what
would you describe the a good second movie you
0:34:17.920,0:34:23.600
know what's a good sequel what outlives the first
movie can you think of any movies that do that for
0:34:23.600,0:34:31.880
you Jesus I I I mean I have so many movies
downstairs and I'm a big movie guy like I
0:34:31.880,0:34:38.000
can remember lines from a movie um but when it
comes to the the when you first said that right
0:34:38.000,0:34:42.720
now the one I thought of was uh Guardians of the
Galaxy I kind of thought I mean I think they did
0:34:42.720,0:34:50.080
a decent job in that you know I thought they did
a decent job with guardians was it better than
0:34:50.080,0:34:55.080
the first so I'm talking about movies that I'm
talking about second movie so the sequels doing
0:34:55.080,0:34:59.560
better than the first one in your opinion like
you think Guardians 2 was better than Guardians
0:34:59.560,0:35:09.040
1 um I don't think it was better cuz it it
and the reason I say that when it comes to
0:35:09.040,0:35:16.720
movies and people maybe agree is it's it's hard to
better your first experience at anything it's like
0:35:16.720,0:35:21.200
being a it's sorry it's going to get a little
little weird here but it's like being a virgin
0:35:21.200,0:35:27.480
with anything right um whatever it is go take your
imagination wherever you want to go your first sip
0:35:27.480,0:35:33.000
of beer your first sip of alcohol maybe just the
tip you know the adults in the room know what I'm
0:35:33.000,0:35:40.000
talking about um you know when you're a virgin to
something it's hard to reproduce that ever again
0:35:40.000,0:35:45.440
the Ecstasy you feel from the first time you pop
it off or you first experience it you know what
0:35:45.440,0:35:51.120
I mean like it's like wow you know like how am I
going to better that you know does it does it get
0:35:51.120,0:35:57.760
better from this it's it's really hard to do that
with movies because you set the bar so High um
0:35:57.760,0:36:02.680
even even the other one what is it the um the
Spider-Man into the spiderverse you know that
0:36:02.680,0:36:07.120
one they had a really good soundtrack it it
it kicked ass if you guys haven't seen that
0:36:07.120,0:36:12.000
one yet go check that one out um but the second
one I had really high hopes for I felt like the
0:36:12.000,0:36:18.080
soundtrack wasn't as good the the you know
visuals they were really trying to push you
0:36:18.080,0:36:23.800
know but they were both really good movies but I
still think the first spiderverse one with what
0:36:23.800,0:36:27.680
they did with that one you going you can't
you can't reproduce that the Cherry had been
0:36:27.680,0:36:32.800
popped you know you're you're you're not you're
not brand new no more you made you made it through
0:36:32.800,0:36:40.480
you know um so I I I it's very very difficult
to make a part two because you're not you know
0:36:40.480,0:36:45.480
you're not brand new you're going into it you know
expecting something and uh usually doesn't meet
0:36:45.480,0:36:52.560
that so I just Googled it uh let me tell you I'm
going to just read I'm going to read two of them
0:36:52.560,0:37:02.520
from this list that I agree with on this okay
the first sequel okay that comes out here uh is
0:37:02.520,0:37:12.240
The Empire Strikes Back Star Wars right I agree
on this 100% I think The Empire Strikes Back is
0:37:12.240,0:37:21.120
a way better movie than the first Star Wars movie
so that's one okay the second one on here Joshua
0:37:21.120,0:37:32.120
that I completely agree with is Shrek 2 Shrek
2 is a [ __ ] classic buddy oh [ __ ] classic
0:37:32.120,0:37:41.200
I can watch Shrek 2 in perpetuity for the rest
of my life because it's so [ __ ] funny bro it
0:37:41.200,0:37:48.880
is so well written that you might as well just
make Shrek two Shrek one you know it's great
0:37:48.880,0:37:57.440
it's a great movie so those are the two that
I hold are probably better than the original
0:37:58.800,0:38:08.240
H do I agree with you I mean I don't know
Shrek one again when Shrek first came out
0:38:08.240,0:38:14.400
there wasn't anything like Shrek you know the
whole like ugly the ugly kind of story getting
0:38:14.400,0:38:20.760
the princess like that like the original
storyline of Shrek was was one of a kind
0:38:20.760,0:38:27.720
you know when it came out um same thing like
uh a good example maybe like Toy Story you know
0:38:27.720,0:38:33.640
good Toy Story one was true it was such a good
good movie Toy Story one and then two came out
0:38:33.640,0:38:38.600
and then three came out and then I think they're
up to like 17 now and it's like dude you guys
0:38:38.600,0:38:44.960
got to stop doing this to movies yeah there's so
there's so many like some of these are there's so
0:38:44.960,0:38:50.040
many of these movies and I don't I certain movies
I think you can stop at but the ones I think that
0:38:50.040,0:38:57.000
are are can be awesome are really good as like
scary movies or horror movies or movies with
0:38:57.000,0:39:01.120
you know the guts and Gore and the and the kind
of [ __ ] where like the spirit follows you the
0:39:01.120,0:39:06.320
next family on you know when they come home off
the trip you know like that kind of [ __ ] like
0:39:06.320,0:39:12.360
scary movies I think have a place for continuous
sequels Marvel's you know the the the the comic
0:39:12.360,0:39:18.600
book world like that whole comic like that can go
on forever as well um but can be screwed up but
0:39:18.600,0:39:25.040
certain movies it's it's really hard to kind of
like just keep it going um because you know like
0:39:25.040,0:39:30.440
how many saws are out there now you know saw like
there's so many saws out there and and are they
0:39:30.440,0:39:34.920
all good no but every time you watch them you're
seeing a new way for somebody to get chopped up or
0:39:34.920,0:39:39.280
kidnapped or a new way to torture you know it's
like yeah so what are you watching it for good
0:39:39.280,0:39:45.320
point you know like like like it's just it's just
hard it's hard to get past saw one like that the
0:39:45.320,0:39:51.440
saw one was oh man it was it was crazy just the
way that whole thing went down you know it started
0:39:51.440,0:39:57.640
a whole new genre you could say of like horror
movie like torture horror movie it kind of started
0:39:57.640,0:40:06.200
you know so I get you I get I get the I get the
the let's pop the Cherry as like the your overall
0:40:06.200,0:40:11.760
take for these movies I understand I understand
that so I don't know let us know what you guys
0:40:11.760,0:40:17.760
think is the best sequel I would love to hear
an argument to either one of these movies or to
0:40:17.760,0:40:25.400
Joshua Saw movie or to any of the other movies
so um yeah there's a lot of good ones yeah for
0:40:25.400,0:40:31.320
sure I [ __ ] lost my TR of thought there Joshua
um what what were we talking about before that
0:40:31.320,0:40:41.360
tent I don't know I I got done with my holidays
that's over I I really want people to be prepared
0:40:41.360,0:40:46.960
um you know after that it's it's kind of like
we're we're you know where where where do we
0:40:46.960,0:40:55.280
want to go with this you know we can keep going up
we can go down we can go sideways um it it it we
0:40:55.280,0:40:59.520
we could take this anywhere could that's why we
love when people chime in because it's like you
0:40:59.520,0:41:03.480
know when you're in the classroom right like when
I went to class when I was a kid you know cuz I
0:41:03.480,0:41:08.440
always went to class although I was a bad student
you know when [ __ ] got a little doll in the
0:41:08.440,0:41:13.560
classroom I would always I was always the person
to just stick your my hand up or my middle finger
0:41:13.560,0:41:18.200
up or do some weird [ __ ] because everybody was
falling asleep so and people used to think I was
0:41:18.200,0:41:22.640
a Class Clown or people you know whatever whatever
you [ __ ] called me whatever it was you know what
0:41:22.640,0:41:27.360
I mean I was acting out I was [ __ ] bored I'm
sorry sorry for the bad language I'm trying to get
0:41:27.360,0:41:34.080
better at that too um but you know like a a little
bit of you know we need a little bit of of you
0:41:34.080,0:41:41.880
know that everywhere just just somebody to pop up
raise your hand say some weird [ __ ] um but yeah
0:41:41.880,0:41:50.360
like [ __ ] that's that's uh and and that's where
my Red Bull wears off and that's why you don't do
0:41:50.360,0:41:57.640
cocaine in small amounts because it wears off
eventually hey Joshua can I can I make a rant
0:41:57.640,0:42:01.320
can I have can I just have a little bit of a
little bit of time on my soap box here rant
0:42:01.320,0:42:06.720
on buddy listen I want to get I want to get a
little uh here I want to get a little personal
0:42:06.720,0:42:17.640
on this one because it it means a lot going into
the future and into summertime so I don't even
0:42:17.640,0:42:25.160
know where to begin with this um let me start with
during the summertime there are a lot of concerts
0:42:25.160,0:42:29.440
and a lot of venues right there's there's a lot
of things happening right if you're if you're
0:42:29.440,0:42:34.800
one of these people who partake in doing these
things uh I myself love to go to shows and go
0:42:34.800,0:42:49.120
to go to concerts venues this is jeopardized
by people who will either just talk during a
0:42:49.120,0:42:59.800
concert or will just straight up be ignorant and
not give like the music position any uh any time
0:42:59.800,0:43:07.160
or anything per se uh because if you are a person
who just wants to be the center of attention at a
0:43:07.160,0:43:13.560
concert even though you are not the person
performing um and you're just arrogant and
0:43:13.560,0:43:20.600
just rude then you know what you can burn in hell
uh mainly because I'm going to be there watching
0:43:20.600,0:43:26.000
you because that's where I'm going Jos I'm going
to hell for that [ __ ] but I had to get that off
0:43:26.000,0:43:30.760
my chest 15 years later later buddy 15 years later
it still irks me to this day that you would have
0:43:30.760,0:43:38.400
the audacity to come up here and sit in front of
this [ __ ] crowd and uh just be a shitthead I
0:43:38.400,0:43:42.360
don't know how much I'm going to leave in there
Joshua but I need to get that out because there
0:43:42.360,0:43:50.840
are people out there in this world who disrespect
musicians and that is not okay it is not okay
0:43:50.840,0:43:57.280
to go to a show and just be disrespectful
at all you know people are performing and
0:43:57.280,0:44:01.960
they're doing it because they love to
perform and they they they're doing it
0:44:01.960,0:44:05.760
because it's a passion you know and for you
to go out there and just be a [ __ ] is not
0:44:05.760,0:44:12.560
okay that's my Soap Box Joshua that's that's
one of the things on my soap box I I I mean I
0:44:12.560,0:44:22.800
mean I I agree with you I I I do agree with you
to like to an extent right I do I do agree that
0:44:22.800,0:44:29.280
it's not cool to show up to anybody performing
and just act like a like act like a dick you know
0:44:29.280,0:44:35.680
that's that's not cool because you you got to
think about like somebody's performing on stage
0:44:35.680,0:44:41.480
right they're putting on a show for you and and
everything they've done leading up to that they've
0:44:41.480,0:44:45.480
practiced they've you know they they've worked
really hard to maybe the even the outfit they're
0:44:45.480,0:44:51.520
wearing whatever whatever they got going on like
they've tried extremely hard to put on the show
0:44:51.520,0:44:58.160
and if you do show up and you're you are a douche
um oh man that's that's that's pretty messed up
0:44:58.160,0:45:02.720
but at the same time like people are allowed to
go to shows and if they don't like what you're
0:45:02.720,0:45:10.080
like what you're performing um I I don't know I
don't know like I'm not that person I would never
0:45:10.080,0:45:15.080
disrespect I would never um because I know what
it means to be an artist I know what it takes to
0:45:15.080,0:45:22.600
get up in state like I don't personally but um I
I kind of have the vibe like I understand what it
0:45:22.600,0:45:28.000
means to be in front of a bunch of people and to
put on a show put your heart put your passion put
0:45:28.000,0:45:34.560
everything into it uh yeah like it's it's kind of
mess like I I would never I would never do that to
0:45:34.560,0:45:40.760
somebody um so yeah that's that's that's pretty
that's pretty but I do respect artists that get
0:45:40.760,0:45:45.480
up there Jesus Christ like that's so hard to do
to get up there and those people that perform in
0:45:45.480,0:45:51.960
small venues and then like work your way up into
big venues like mad respects to that like it takes
0:45:51.960,0:45:59.280
guts to be in a room with only like 10 people and
nobody's moving to your music it's almost like
0:45:59.280,0:46:04.040
they're standing there in an elevator just like
not really paying attention to what you're doing
0:46:04.040,0:46:08.440
and you're over here just moving and grooving
and grinding and just like you're in the zone
0:46:08.440,0:46:12.960
and nobody gives a [ __ ] about you oh yeah and
then and then it goes from those 10 people then
0:46:12.960,0:46:18.240
it goes to 12 then it goes to 35 and then you're
[ __ ] in you're in venues of a thousand people
0:46:18.240,0:46:24.840
10,000 people and you're just like people get
it now people get it and it's it's an awesome
0:46:24.840,0:46:30.720
transition to see in the um I respect artists who
start start small and and go big because you got
0:46:30.720,0:46:35.920
to be in a room that sucks first before you can
be in a room that like you're made for oh yeah
0:46:35.920,0:46:41.160
you know there's respect there oh yeah for sure so
hats off to to people that can do that [ __ ] 100%
0:46:41.160,0:46:46.120
100% it's impressive yep so anyways that's what I
wanted to rant about I'm I'm happy I got it off my
0:46:46.120,0:46:52.360
chest 15 years in the making um we only have about
10 minutes left Joshua and Within These 10 minutes
0:46:52.360,0:46:57.840
we have a little bit of stuff to get covered
so let's start with um some fun finds Joshua do
0:46:57.840,0:47:04.280
you have any fun finds and for those of you just
joining us because this is episode 31s um our fun
0:47:04.280,0:47:08.920
finds are anything that throughout the week that
we found that we want to share on the podcast to
0:47:08.920,0:47:14.640
write it off on taxes that's all it is so when
we say do you have any fun finds this is what
0:47:14.640,0:47:18.880
we're talking about so Joshua do you have any fun
finds that you want to share with the the crowd
0:47:18.880,0:47:26.840
the people the audience the students the class
members the treaty party I don't know you tell me
0:47:27.440,0:47:33.320
I do have a fun find and I'm not giving up on
this subject and I want to end strong because
0:47:33.320,0:47:39.680
I started in the Middle with this subject and
I want to end strong with my fun find because
0:47:39.680,0:47:45.400
when it comes to preparation you could never
be too prepared right you could just never
0:47:45.400,0:47:49.680
you could never have enough toilet paper you
could never have enough food you could never
0:47:49.680,0:47:56.640
have enough anything and as I mentioned it
starts with information everybody you got to
0:47:56.640,0:48:06.240
know know what you're getting yourself into
if you want to survive so you guys already
0:48:06.240,0:48:11.120
saw this book right right you saw this one
this is gonna get you there this is gonna
0:48:11.120,0:48:16.040
this is gonna teach you how to get away
from an alligator this book this book does
0:48:16.040,0:48:27.960
that but this book right here got another one this
is another survival book right here and this one's
0:48:27.960,0:48:37.320
even this one goes even deeper look at this one
even has metal edges so this book alone is a is a
0:48:37.320,0:48:44.840
survival you can survive with this book right here
so this book right here prepare for anything the
0:48:44.840,0:48:56.720
survival manual 338 essential skills to make it
damn son if [ __ ] goes wrong gear skills survival
0:48:57.880,0:49:03.680
um teaches you how to craft your own knife
you know if you need to if you didn't know
0:49:03.680,0:49:10.440
how to do that before you will know how to do
that with this book um yeah again if you get
0:49:10.440,0:49:16.160
stabbed you know see this little person right if
you get stabbed this will teach you how to uh uh
0:49:16.160,0:49:21.120
save yourself if you get stabbed uh I should have
bookmarked this you know I should I should have
0:49:21.120,0:49:27.280
gone into uh you know more but it but it basically
uh build your first aid kit you know if you want
0:49:27.280,0:49:34.840
to build your own first aid kit it's got that in
there I mean I pretty cool uh uh there's there's
0:49:34.840,0:49:41.680
all kinds of [ __ ] man so again you know uh you
can do stuff with your belt you know I I there's
0:49:41.680,0:49:46.080
something in here about a belt and what you can
do with it um j i I love this teaches you how
0:49:46.080,0:49:50.520
to throw a knife I love this because I like I
just want to I I picture you I picture you just
0:49:50.520,0:49:55.400
like [ __ ] I got stabbed right I got stabbed
I'm [ __ ] bleeding out and you're just [ __ ]
0:49:55.400,0:50:01.000
flipping through these [ __ ] Pages going wait
hang on hang on hang on tourniquet [ __ ] Stab
0:50:01.000,0:50:07.360
Wound how do I how do I fix and I'm over here
just dying slowly until you get to the right
0:50:07.360,0:50:16.760
page well this I okay I didn't bookmark a lot of
these like I just said but this one this will be
0:50:16.760,0:50:20.280
the last one I'll show you know because we got
other [ __ ] to talk about or go through this
0:50:20.280,0:50:26.640
one right here you can charge your cell
phone in a blackout using this makeshift
0:50:27.320,0:50:32.680
charging thing right here huh
now have I read it this is this
0:50:32.680,0:50:39.440
is uh out of 300 you got to get
there there's 338 this one's uh
0:50:39.440,0:50:49.120
254 so Jesus if you need to figure it out there's
a book there's a book here oh my God bro you can
0:50:49.120,0:50:55.840
you know there's a lot in here folks so uh
be prepared like that guy or go to another
0:50:55.840,0:51:04.240
planet or some [ __ ] but again it starts with
information it starts with knowledge it starts
0:51:04.240,0:51:09.520
with information if you don't know what you're
doing you can't do it very true so that is my
0:51:09.520,0:51:15.560
fun find uh so I want everybody to live I want
to Res survive no matter what situation you're
0:51:15.560,0:51:20.880
in but again you need the knowledge you need the
tools start somewhere get a book I'm with you I'm
0:51:20.880,0:51:27.760
with you thank you Joshua thank you for sharing
that with us um we'll get into my fun find which
0:51:27.760,0:51:33.680
is what I've been doing for the last [ __ ] a
thousand weeks at this point uh I'm unboxing
0:51:33.680,0:51:40.880
these little monster figurines um I'm trying to
go for the whole set I don't remember which ones
0:51:40.880,0:51:45.840
I have they are behind me uh I could look but
that's spoilers you know you don't want none
0:51:45.840,0:51:51.840
of that [ __ ] uh but these are from popmart so
if anybody wants any of these uh we are giving a
0:51:51.840,0:51:57.440
giving one of these out one of these boxes out at
the end of this um and uh I don't know how that's
0:51:57.440,0:52:01.640
going to work probably have you just comment on
that episode whoever comments first or answers
0:52:01.640,0:52:06.200
the question whatever whatever we feel like uh
we'll give one of these out so that's at the end
0:52:06.200,0:52:13.480
of this uh I think it was nine weeks so I think
we're on week uh six or seven so coming up pretty
0:52:13.480,0:52:20.040
soon so I'll just go ahead and uh unbox this now
Joshua are you ready for this [ __ ] buddy let's
0:52:20.040,0:52:26.520
go with without further Ado here we go
0:52:27.520,0:52:32.280
our new what is our new little box here what what
are we calling these things I mean they're just
0:52:32.280,0:52:40.240
like little figures buddy they're just little
figures so we will start with um what usually
0:52:40.240,0:52:47.960
happens is uh the chair got the chair here buddy
beautiful chair and alongside the chair buddy we
0:52:47.960,0:52:56.440
have what looks to be a piece of hair and a brain
I wonder who that could be just saying just saying
0:53:00.320,0:53:09.280
I like how it comes with the hair and the brain
right right right there we go see baggy baggy go
0:53:09.280,0:53:19.080
ahead and just go ahead and slowly with that
open nice and sexual just beautiful and uh
0:53:19.080,0:53:26.560
here we go Joshua are you ready for this you
ready I'm ready let's see it let's see it oh
0:53:26.560,0:53:32.840
oh baby that is Frankenstein right there
Joshua that is Frankenstein his head is
0:53:32.840,0:53:36.520
open uh because I'm going to put his little
brain in there but he's holding a little
0:53:36.520,0:53:41.240
pumpkin look at how cute all right give me
a second let me let me let me get his uh let
0:53:41.240,0:53:48.160
me get his little get his little hat out so
got his little hair I was G to say does the
0:53:48.160,0:53:52.480
hat does his hair go on top of his brain I
don't I don't think your hair goes do you
0:53:52.480,0:53:58.280
need something to separate your brain from
your hair not in this situation baby give me
0:53:58.280,0:54:05.400
one second it is Frankenstein after all right
here's his brain his brain's all smooshy it's
0:54:05.400,0:54:14.480
weird just this is the best unboxing
video we're weing to have so put his
0:54:14.480,0:54:16.880
little brain into there there you go his little
0:54:16.880,0:54:23.040
brain did you say his brain was squishy
yeah his brain's a little his brain's a
0:54:23.040,0:54:26.360
little squish squish squish squish
squish he's got a little soft brain
0:54:26.880,0:54:34.240
um I dropped his hair hang
on please hold a [ __ ] oh
0:54:34.240,0:54:45.800
[ __ ] Sean's losing it [ __ ] losing it he's
lost his mind [ __ ] lose my marbles all right
0:54:45.800,0:54:52.880
sorry I think Sean removed his brain and put
it in Frankenstein's brain brain or head now his
0:54:52.880,0:54:57.640
little head goes on here whatever the order is
I know brain his brain in his head he's so cute
0:54:57.640,0:55:02.640
he's got a little head and then I'll go ahead and
put him in his little chair let's do little chair
0:55:02.640,0:55:14.160
here so much going on here like so much [ __ ]
[ __ ] what the [ __ ] all this for this little
0:55:14.160,0:55:23.760
chair little chair boom Frankenstein baby we
go ahead put him in the chair it's pretty cool
0:55:23.760,0:55:29.880
again these things kind of like uh don't want
to stand their chair but there you go [ __ ]
0:55:29.880,0:55:39.640
cute look at that delici yeah the detail detail
is [ __ ] amazing I love it absolutely love it
0:55:39.640,0:55:44.920
thank you popmart and thank you Universal figures
or Universal for making these little figures for
0:55:44.920,0:55:54.240
popmart they're so freaking cute anyways Joshua
how many um fortunes do we have left what are we
0:55:54.240,0:55:59.880
working with here fortunes you mean how many more
of these toxic cookies that we got left I'm happy
0:55:59.880,0:56:10.640
to say Sean we only have one toxic cookie left
and then we are no more toxic Cookie doesn't
0:56:10.640,0:56:17.240
mean doesn't mean we're not going to have cookies
uh it just means we have fully eliminated these
0:56:17.240,0:56:25.480
nasty ass cookies that nobody should ever eat
um so yeah we got one left we got so I'm going
0:56:25.480,0:56:33.800
to have to find a spot uh that has better cookies
cuz these things are gross agreed all right let's
0:56:33.800,0:56:39.000
get into this little cookie right here what do you
have for us today little fortune cookie the final
0:56:39.000,0:56:49.680
cookie better be a good one what we got here
all right for today's toxic cookie on Tuesday
0:56:49.680,0:56:59.360
April 30th here is your fortune everybody you are
generous and always is thinking of others is that
0:56:59.360,0:57:04.720
is that a fortune is that much of a fortune that's
not a fortune bro but I don't know it's more of a
0:57:04.720,0:57:10.280
like that's more of like a state like like of a
who you are right not a fortune your your state
0:57:10.280,0:57:15.440
of being but I'll read it again I'll read it
again because maybe this applies to you maybe
0:57:15.440,0:57:20.200
you're some maybe you're somebody who takes notice
of these little cookies when you open them and you
0:57:20.200,0:57:26.360
need a reason to feel better about you know what
you do um so maybe this cookie does it maybe this
0:57:26.360,0:57:37.760
one is for you sure here here once again is your
toxic cookie for April 30th 2024 you are generous
0:57:37.760,0:57:43.600
and always thinking of others that applies to you
good job because we need more of those types of
0:57:43.600,0:57:50.360
people in the world yes sir 100% agree um and for
the record those cookies because they're so toxic
0:57:50.360,0:57:55.240
do not have any lucky numbers on them so we've
been going off of this lucky number generator
0:57:55.240,0:58:00.200
they don't uh Joshua a number from 1 to5 I will
go ahead and spin the wheel and I'll give you your
0:58:00.200,0:58:08.880
numbers I don't think I've picked one
yet uh let's let's go with the uh the
0:58:08.880,0:58:14.720
loneliest number one all right here
we go clicking the wheel one time and
0:58:14.720,0:58:26.120
here are your lucky numbers for the
week everybody 2 18 20 21 24 27 38
0:58:27.680,0:58:38.360
one more time for the people in the back your
lucky numbers for the week are wake up 2 18 20
0:58:38.360,0:58:47.960
21 24 27 38 there you go uh for those of you
who don't know we are also giving away some
0:58:47.960,0:58:53.720
merchandise uh for every seven that we get this
year we're going for seven sevens uh if we hit
0:58:53.720,0:58:58.120
them at the end of the year we're going to give
out some merch uh that Joshua will happily make
0:58:58.120,0:59:06.800
for us um but no sevens this week buddy no sevens
so we're good we're still clear on the uh on the
0:59:06.800,0:59:13.560
what is it our uh our p&l we got that [ __ ]
covered we're [ __ ] Cherry no markdowns needed
0:59:13.560,0:59:21.280
baby nope just went through inventory we
still got everything Sean we still have
0:59:21.280,0:59:28.360
all of our merchandise still I took it all man
all right Jos got a closet full of merchandise
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ready to go with that being said Joshua do
you have anything anything else you want
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to add one final final thoughts for the
last uh last few minutes here what do you
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got I I guess for those of you who fell asleep in
the back uh don't expect me to open my door for
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you when the the world goes to [ __ ] because
I just gave you the tools to prepare and if
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you saw that part of the episode it starts with
information um and I gave it to you so if you're
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no if you weren't around to hear this I'm sorry
um but you're probably not going to make it um
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but for the rest of you who are awake during that
part of this episode come on in you know bring
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bring your can of beans uh bring your sleeping
bags you know I'm not afraid to to to get outside
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and climb through the mountains and you know do
[ __ ] like that so uh we'll survive together we
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do this together everybody you just need the
information and I got it for you um so thank
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you all for coming and watching and being a
part of this because as always I love all you
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guys and uh I'm looking forward to seeing you
guys next time awesome uh before we head out
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I am still working on Joshua's road trip video
that should be out hopefully by the Friday you
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guys watch this video so that's what I'm putting
myself on so fingers crossed it comes out on I
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don't know what uh whatever the Friday is for
this uh for this week is uh the 3rd May 3rd so
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that's the goal we'll see what happens otherwise
catch you later be safe have fun deuces [Music]
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n [Music]
