Sorry For The Delay | EP.5 | Worst Halloween Movies, Haunted House vs Cemetery & Cryptids
-WHAT’S IN OUR CUP-
Sean: Not stated on mic
Joshua: Woodford Reserve, Cherry Dr Pepper
-CHAPTERS-
00:00 Halloween Spectacular Cold Open, Original Track
02:10 This Day In History, Halloween Edition, Connery, McCovey, Houdini
08:10 Would You Rather, Haunted House vs Cemetery
13:00 Worst Halloween Movies, Pooh’s Dark Turn, The Killer Tire
20:30 Aliens, Probes, “Science”
26:10 Favorite Cryptids, Chupacabra, Bigfoot
32:30 Spooky Clips, Viral Bigfoot Train Sighting
36:10 Value Finds, Fun Finds, Target Clearance, Lego, Boo Bucket
43:20 Fortune Cookies x2, Halloween Bonus
47:00 Wrap-Up, Happy Halloween
-SOUND BITES-
• “Welcome to Sorry For The Delay, the Halloween Spectacular, starting off with a banger written by your boy.” — Sean, intro to the original track.
• “I’m tired as [bleep] as usual, but I’m here, and ready for some poison candy.” — Joshua, setting the tone.
• “Let’s talk about some of the people who’ve died on Halloween.” — Joshua, kicking off the history bit.
• “Sean Connery, was 90 when he died on this day.” — Joshua, Halloween deaths roundup.
• “Willie McCovey, a San Francisco Giant legend.” — Joshua, noting another Halloween passing.
• “The great Harry Houdini, it was a ruptured appendix that ultimately took his life.” — Joshua, wrapping the trio.
• “Would you rather spend the night at a haunted house or a cemetery?” — Sean, launching WYR.
• “Cemetery, I’ll get to see more people.” — Joshua, choosing spirits over walls.
• “In a house there’s probably just one ghost and he’s trying to get my booty hole.” — Sean, arguing against the house.
• “Worst recent one, the terrible Winnie the Pooh movie.” — Joshua, nominating his bottom pick.
• “Rubber, about a killer tire named Robert, total stinkfest.” — Sean, crowning his worst.
• “Do you believe in aliens, yes.” — Joshua, no hesitation on ETs.
• “Favorite cryptid, the chupacabra, who doesn’t want a little Chupa in their life.” — Joshua, team Chupa.
• “I’m going basic, Bigfoot’s my favorite cryptid.” — Sean, picking the classic.
• “Fun find, Lego black cat and mouse in a pumpkin, adorable.” — Sean, show-and-tell moment.
-FORTUNE & FINDS-
Fortune #1: “A bargain is not a bargain unless you can use the product again.”
Lucky Numbers: 40, 52, 42, 33, 22, 55
Fortune #2: “Enthusiasm is contagious, not having enthusiasm is also contagious.”
Lucky Numbers: 55, 30, 41, 56, 10, 9
Fun Finds / Value Finds:
• Hot Wheels Cupcake Car, fun find
• House of the Dragon figure, ~$11 clearance, ~ $20 value
• Indiana Jones figure, girl with monkey, ~ $20 value
• LEGO Black Cat & Mouse Pumpkin mini set, fun find
• McDonald’s “Boo Bucket”, Vampire, redeemed with reward points
Artwork Shoutout: Original Halloween intro track by Sean
Transcript
boo happy Halloween in this week's episode the boys start the show off with an original track written by our very own host Sean hopefully it gets you in a spooky mood then the boys get into a would you rather question that leads them to ask about the worst Halloween movie followed by going a little too much into alien butt stuff plus a lot more oh no why do I get the feeling I'm going to have a lot of work this week enjoy the show foolish Mortals you've stumbled upon s for the delay the frightening story shall begin shortly there's no turning back [Music] now who are you get away from me
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alrighty Joshua welcome to sorry for the delay the Halloween spectacular starting off with a banger written by your boy yes sir hopefully everybody enjoyed it how'd you feel about that Joshua do you do you got the spooky Vibes was great that was totally spooky Vibes I'm in I'm all in I'm tired as [ __ ] as usual but I'm here everybody I'm happy I'm ready for some poison candy let's go some weird [ __ ] to happen oh all the weird [ __ ] how about we start off with your uh this day in histories oh this day in history so I went a different direction oh God it seems like seems like a different thing every week let's go I went a different direction but Halloween is kind of one of those days where the spooky comes out where death becomes you know a much uh happier thing I guess I don't I don't know I'm I'm yeah I love it I love Halloween so let's just talk about some of the people who've died on Halloween all right let's go yeah wait on Halloween specifically they've died so yes on October 31st okay all these people have died all right lay it on us all of them okay so this number the the number one on my list he inspired us all with his captiv in roles as agent James Jim Malone in The Intouchables okay and his notable role as Henry Jones and Indiana Jones in the Last Crusade and probably probably one of the greatest movie sagas ever sir7 himself sha connory he was 90 when he died on this day in history what the hell how did I not know Sean connory was dead is that facts we we facts on that yeah I somebody can double check this please do but everything that I found he Sean connory is now dead wow what a great man what what a great story Wikipedia check him out like he has a great a great story good man that's awesome so number number two on my list for you Baseball fans out there this American six time MLB allar and NL MVP in Oh see it greeing again uh MVP in 1969 as well as the national league home run leader in 1963 1968 and 1969 a San Francisco Giant Legend oh Willie mccovy passed away on this day in history he was 80 years old everybody all right man [ __ ] love him amazing I didn't know he passed away on Halloween that's awesome William MCC I mean not awesome but he passed away you know what I mean and finally number three on my list you guys might know this guy too everybody's a legend on my list apparently because that's the way I wrote it nice this legendary Hungarian born illusion Illusionist and escape artist defined what seemed to be impossible possible can you take a guess I'm G to go on and a don't take a guess oh okay okay we'll see if your guess is right after this the great Harry Houdini I knew it I knew it I called it in my mind on this day in history in
1926 holy so despite all of Houdini masterful escapes and his all inspiring magic tricks it was Gang Green andonis propon however you pronounce it and a ruptured appendix that ultimately took his life Wow Houdini was just 52 at the time of his death that's sad something that could have been easily prevented you know yeah g green they got cures for that well they got cures for the appendix bursting you know you get it taken out of you that is that is true so along with my dead people MH I got some notable unfortunate ways to die it's kind of sad what happened to these people all right are these like uh are these just like weird ways to die or is this like um just like these you know I I wrote it down because the way I read you know I was just reading this I was like Wicked Ways to die and spooky ways to go on this day in Halloween all right yeah this is pretty wicked this first one so this this this woman is from India her name is in Indira G Gandhi hopefully I'm not totally messing that up for people um the first Prime Minister of India she was a female the first female prime minister of India you fact check that too I think I got that right is assassinated at 66 what the [ __ ] so on this day in 1984 two of her bodyguards brutally shot her down one bodyguard firing three shots and the other firing 30 into her body what the heck the guy stuck or what 30 was a better number for the other guy damn so and she was on her way to be interviewed by a British filmmaker um and you kill people maybe you deserve to die so one of the bodyguards was shot shortly after the second bodyguard was sentenced to death and hanged wow that's crazy so all right I feel like you're at the peak right now Joshua what what more what what other death I got two more for you all right lay it on two more I'm bringing it closer to damn that's crazy 33 shots yeah three and 33 so the my next unfortunate way to go somebody may know this gentleman uh his name is River Phoenix a US actor who starred in standby me died of a drug overdose he was only 23 damn that's depressing it's always sucky when it's it's something that can be prevented you know drugs appendixes
alcoholism shot 30 times shot 30 times Jesus and my final my final person for Wicked Ways and unfortunate notable deaths here if you know the band Bayside Bayside drummer John beats hulahan was killed in a tragic car accident when the van the band was traveling in flipped after hitting a patch of ice out outside Cheyenne Wyoming the Bayside drummer John beats holahan was only 31 years old at the time of his death damn that's a poor Series of Unfortunate Events right there that's horrible Bayside though good band good band highly recommend yeah so good old Bayside check them out Port John beats Riv Phoenix and then all the other notables RP guys
rip so that is my day in history and for those of you wondering how many days we have left in the year cuz you probably got some unfinished business we only have 61 days left remaining to the end of the year wait 61 yeah I guess so 61 days left wow so finish your [ __ ] pay your taxes if you haven't paid your taxes yet you have a problem right now because that's a little more than a little more than I'm behind on that one yeah you're past your extension for sure oh god well thank you Joshua thank you for giving us those what a nice way to start off the Halloween episode with something morbid I love it I love it so much yeah dead people they're all around us on this beautiful Halloween day so pay some respect yes if you're watching a nice Halloween movie pay your respects you know do good things today also please give out good candy it's all I ask for all right if you see me at your door just give me something good all right that's it that's all I
want oh that's great so JRA how was your day tell me about your day Joshua my work day at my big box store was it awesome some of you may know what that means some of you may not um wasn't half bad I got to work with some some good people today had a full staff oh [ __ ] that's rare mad respect to those who showed up to work today who showed up to work and work today there you go um and for all you people that needed help they were [ __ ] [ __ ] off [ __ ] off yeah we don't need your business we don't need you in our lives nice exactly good statement my day was good so I work today you know well I'm glad you got it off I got I'm glad you got off in time to come to this spectacular Halloween episode here um can I just say right off the bat uh your background is sensation I need to know how long it took you to set up your whole setup there uh my whole setup
it I'm looking at the pieces that I put I it it took me a little while to set up but you know what the funnest part of my set up most fun funest is not a word buddy would be was I was oh man okay did you did you drop the most fun thing of your setup oh no I I did I didn't set it back up okay so I'm just going to do it for you guys just because I took the time to try to figure it out where the [ __ ] is it at okay there you go don't worry we we'll figure this out and post Mia you got the you got you know how Ghosts come and go yeah well scar what the
heck that is that is awesome this one goeth and This One
Cometh that is the most amazing thing I've ever seen Joshua that was beautiful like oh my God holy [ __ ] I I I am I'm mind blown I I can't even speak like that was that was great happy Halloween everybody that's it that's the episode we're done we're done here that's you know that's awesome like people in your lives they come and then they [Laughter] go come back here you go here she she's coming back oh she's coming back I missed her so much
oh she is I love you I still love you wait turn around oh that's that's [ __ ] great Joshua that's [ __ ] great uh and just a little heads up for everybody obviously it is not Halloween right now for us to break the illusion here right so you probably will see all the decorations that we have behind us for another few episodes so bear with us enjoy it all right Halloween's not going anywhere yeah most of this stuff is actually going to go downstairs at my house into like a real living space to create you know me and my girlfriend both love Halloween so yeah baby the only way I was able to buy all this stuff is I had to talk my girlfriend into saying they were eventually going to move down into the the rest of the house yeah we'll see how long that takes yeah just like the funk goes back there I can't claim Fame on all of them that's awesome very cool yeah all right well let's get into the topic for the week josua oh sorry can I say one more thing on on the topic of like back stuff so anybody who is a it's GNA come out after this but if you are a deal person I think we might have talked about in the lap episode stop into your local Home Depot because there's going to be a [ __ ] ton of things on sale oh yeah for sure and if you're watching this on the day it comes out which is Halloween you can still have time you still have time to get there because they will put all that [ __ ] on sale
so yes so that was my non-sponsored I wish I hadn't said what I said mini segment there nice all right with that being said let's get to this week's topic we have a few topics that we would like to discuss today or I would like to discuss today I'm going to start off with not the first topic but um this topic Joshua a would you rather question are you ready okay yeah would you rather Joshua spend the night at a haunted house or spend the night at a
cemetery Cemetery straight off the rip just Cemetery no no other reason yeah yeah probably because I'll get to see more people really oh I guess that is one way to look at it yeah cuz you will be surrounded by death and unfinished business so yeah I guess you would be seeing more apparitions right yeah I think um when you go to a cemetery you'll get a wide range of death MH you'll get the unfortunates you get the medical you get the I did to myself MH when you're in a house you're probably just going to be trapped by whoever lived in that Spa I don't I don't know I guess I yeah Cemetery for sure there's just a lot I think there's more diversity I'm into talking to different people being around different things so I think I'll get a more diverse experience I might even get some people who are like there to help me and not just total dicks like if you're trapped in a house you're a ghost in house you're probably just going to be a dick because you can't you can't
leave you know like you're probably just going to be mean so then I got to and even if you're trying to be nice you probably can't be nice cuz everybody's going to be scared of you so they'll move out so you always feel screwed at the end cuz you now scared away your newest people so which one do you think would be scarier though like the house or the cemetery I think the house would be way scarier because you could just get trapped in a box or just you know like a room a door doesn't open you're [ __ ] stuck yeah yeah there's so many movies like that where like people check into tells and you they just can't get out of the room um what's that room uh uh movie it's a it's a good movie room was it 1408 oh was that the one with uh samel Jack johnc no I think it's I think is it John cack someone fact check us yeah room yeah room if I was quicker I was closer to my computer with can't reach um I would look it has both okay John qak and Samuel L Jackson yes so we were both correct thank you Mia I know you help Sean out with that oh yeah she's got us that was Sean who figured that one out that's totally Mia who got that for
you as we both know she's way smarter than us yeah [ __ ] yeah dude but you're right Joshua I guess uh the cemetery would be would be more of an experience because yeah you do you probably would get to see a lot more people and I guess more apparitions I guess and that would be more interesting right you'd be walking around and some of those some of those uh gravestones and like um burial plots are actually pretty cool like some of them have really nice designs and stuff so that'd be pretty cool to see yeah and fun fact we do have a family business where my brother does do headstones there you go it's all coming together it's all family yeah Fast and the Furious baby yeah so I mean what about you though like I I know I would like to hang out in a cemetery I would hang out on in a cemetery in a regular day so you know Joshua um I don't know maybe it'll get cut or not we'll see we'll see what happens but do you remember that one night where we were pretty sosed and uh we went to go get tacos and the taco truck that we were getting tacos from was next to a cemetery and both you and I had to use the facilities um at a place that has no facilities to
use yeah I do remember that moral of the story is that was the first time I hung out in a graveyard at 2 o'clock in the morning
so was it nice it was kind of nice to be there with you would I rather do a house questionable because you're right in a house there's probably just one ghost and he's trying to get my booty hole right and I don't know if I can handle that you know I don't want a scream situation or a scary movie situation where I'm laying in bed and next thing I know I'm floating about to get ripped apart so I'm going to go with the cemetery just because I do like the openness of it right the camaraderie of being next to a fellow man at a bush like it just makes me feel warm you know so a fellow man next to a bush I guess I guess at that point you have the option to be like hey was that you who just tried to grab my dick no remember we're in the cemetery is probably exactly exactly see I like to have choices that's all I care about is choices and if I get those more at the cemetery I'm all for it so I'm going Cemetery as well so I mean there's no other way around it yeah when a when a bloodied hand reaches through the bush and grabs your dick it's probably a ghost it's not the friend standing next to you oh that's great that's great well let us know what you guys would do haunted house or Cemetery put it in the comments moving on to the main topic of today Joshua worst Halloween movies we talked about the best ones right we talked about our top threes right this one we didn't have a number on just worst Halloween movies what comes to mind because it took me a long time to figure out what I would consider a worst Halloween movie because there's like categories of Halloween movies that suck right and so it's like they they suck on purpose so I'll let you go first the worst the worst recent one that I've seen I don't know if it's supposed to be a Halloween movie but it was the uh it's kind of like a scary sort of movie and a remake on the classic Winnie the Pooh I don't know if anybody's out there seen that but that terrible Winnie the Pooh movie oh my goodness I hope somebody has seen it and somebody could just be like yes you're right or you can just tell me how completely wrong I am but that movie was terrible so what was bad about it terrible tell me what was bad about it like acting blood what what was Brad the the the um what they the the villains the haunted creatures are Winnie are Winnie the Pooh himself the main one the the suit just looked rubbery and fake um piglet looked pretty bad it I don't know just the whole story seemed a little either forced or lost or just not uh just I think they ran out of money maybe I don't I don't know how you film a I mean I know this costs money this doesn't cost any money that's why it's so shitty but if you got a budget and that's what you came up with that was your budget and that's what you produced it was it was tough so do you think um do you think that they just did it for the hype like s well I think the name it the name itself probably brought in viewers for sure you know like kind of like a clickbait like oh [ __ ] the wi the Poo movie could be pretty cool well that's why I watched it honestly um because it was winie the Pooh so it sucked me in based upon the name but after watching it I wouldn't really recommend somebody to watch it you know I'm sorry to those who produce it and everything spend time on it yeah CU it I again I don't know how to make a movie I'm sure it was very difficult to do um life fting all of that I'm sure it was difficult but it just it didn't strike a cord um the only thing it really taught me was The Dark Side of Winnie the Pooh you know like the the the Dark Side of Winnie the Pooh like what happens when the kid grows up you know what do those creatures do when what's his name uh what is his name Christopher what's the kid's name Christopher Rob what happens when Christopher robber runs up you know grows up he's not going to be a kid forever facts so who feeds the animals who who shows them what to do who should so thus is the premise these things don't know what to do without Christopher Robins so what do they do they eat one of their own all right okay yeah it's it's pretty it's pretty dark it's pretty dark like you like just watch like watch it don't watch it but that was a pretty awful movie an anticlimactic like the stiff suck anticlimactic lame yeah but maybe I should watch it again I don't know maybe I'll give it a try I got another bag of popcorn is isn't one of those movies you got to watch twice to really understand it you know or or I could watch it in another language maybe it sounds better in German or something or I heard the Chucky movies sound pretty good in Spanish so I've seen some of those shorts holy
[ __ ] there's a few Chucky ones like that that's awesome but yeah that that's probably my least most recent movie I'd have to think long and hard about some of the other ones gotcha but that was pretty fresh all right me pretty solid I mean from everything I've seen about it it looks pretty pretty trash so I don't plan on ever watching it I don't think I I guess the only way I would ever watch it is if it was on like a airplane or some [ __ ] and I had nothing else to do but be forced to watch this then that'll probably be the only time I ever watched that movie
so but yeah it's good it's good to fall asleep too for sure good to know it's not going to give you nightmares there you go unless you're like five and you just hate dark things in your or you know rooms or yeah I get you rubbery fake looking creatures so I got one Joshua uh the movie that I think is probably the worst movie the worst horror movie of all time for me is going to be a film called rubber um it is about a killer tire his name is Robert the killer tire all right and he just pretty much goes on a murdering spree and it is it is a stinkfest buddy it is one of those things that uh if you told me that this existed I would not believe you but it does and it had it had a budget and it it it did nothing with it the budget for atire yeah what was the budget did you look up the budget me I did she I did see some of that movie because people were talking about it I'm like what's the deal with the rubber tire and I checked it out and it it did suck uh budget was close to half a million Joshua $500,000 it was the budget for the movie Rubber can confirm Mia has sent it to me she sent me the screenshot it is
$500,000 oh my God 500,000 how long was that movie was that an hour was it an hour and a half like hour 22 I don't an hour 22 okay so how do you break that down because I'm not a math guy like an hour 22 half a million
and no actors I mean I guess there was people that got killed right speak Parts yeah uh you want to know how much it made Joshua like I want you to take a guess guess the worldwide growth on this movie all right uh did it hit theaters or was only like Indie you never you weren't ever going to find it in the theaters probably right I don't think you're probably going to find it in the theater so it's probably just like an indie hit I think because of the click baity nature of it I'm going to give it a
whopping $4 million four million you think on a budget of 500,000 they made $4 million worldwide uh oh worldwide yes ask yourself United States worldwide yeah ask yourself this question you've seen part of the movie you think that movie made $4 million God you're really making me question my
well I if yeah I okay let me I'll come down a little bit I'll come down a little bit I'm gonna go with
2.85 million doll 2.8 I I clipped it by a few million dollars for this rubber tire movie that kills people Joshua this movie made
101,000 holy [ __ ] that's all it made worldwide it didn't even make its budget back
like I think that's bad marketing well I mean it got you to watch it you know I think yeah I think that's but I didn't pay for it that's there you go yeah I didn't pay for it oh that's how you get around that right yeah that's how you do it wow tough so they couldn't even get a network to give them some kind of contract for that that movie so this movie came out in 2010 Netflix was a thing in 2010 but I I don't know why they didn't like partner up with them or do something to get that [ __ ] out to more people but yeah wow $101,000 opening weekend was April 3rd 2011 it made $166,000 so there was an opening weekend so it was in theaters for a little bit Jesus whoa that is that's tough right I mean right that is [ __ ] tough right there holy [ __ ] that's what I would classify as the worst movie for me worst horror movie other than that um I do think that uh signs is pretty bad even though it scares me and it is my my scariest movie I do think signs like you go back and watch Signs Now like it doesn't hold up like the graphics don't hold up the plot's kind of iffy you know so that Mel Gibson too right yeah yeah so but I would definitely say s SS is one of them um just side little tangent Joshua uh can you see my background here I see a little alien yeah down there on yep I see that yes okay so that little alien guy we got that one uh yesterday we went out to a town called levings worth uh here in Washington cute little town uh in the middle of the [ __ ] forest or the mountain I guess it would be called um but uh the the text reads get and loser uh we're going to go do butt
stuff I thought that was a thought that was comical and that's going to stay there for the entirety of the 101 episodes uh because I love him so much he's beautiful why I mean mini tangent like why do aliens go for the butt didn't we talk about this I felt like we talked about this I think did we talk about the aliens in the butt thing I don't no I don't know maybe I just heard maybe he was talking to me like I think I think we already talked about the butt stuff we already talked about the butt stuff I don't want talk about the butt stuff I think Joshua that as the aliens are watching us we did we did sorry go finish finish your thought but we did so as the aliens are watching us from space and they look down at us and they see us doing all this butt stuff they find that we find pleasurable they probably learn from viewing and so they give us the butt stuff thinking that we like
it we've we've discussed this we've we've talked about this butt stuff we did and and as soon as you started to go into that I do remember uh talking about the alcohol through the rectal cavity yes and how much more I it is to SL a few those back it is to take it down your
mouth my mouth my mouth's a garbage can baby people think that people think that uh what do they call the uh what are the the beer things that you know with the funnel what are they called beer chugs things you know the you put the funnel with the white tube that comes down and a beer bong right people think that those are invented for your mouth no they were actually invented for your butthole Puck her up baby let's go yeah do that fact check that and get back to me tell me what you find go to images specifically tell me what you find um but speaking of butt stuff and chugging in Aliens Joshua do you believe in aliens Joshua like I don't think like maybe we I asked that question on the previous episode when we got into the butt stuff but just for the sake of the Halloween episode Jos definitively do you believe in aliens yes all right I I think aliens are a thing I think aliens have been a thing and I think aliens will be here long after we are gone and they'll probably save some of us because some of us are worth saving so do you think that or let me rephrase this um are you believer in like the ancient alien theories then yes okay okay so you think that aliens for those who don't know what the ancient alien theories are is that aliens existed or visited us a long time ago in the past and helped us create things like the pyramids and like all these monic structures that uh that we have no idea how to build even nowadays and on top of that they also helped with getting humankind to the state that they are now as in like knowledge and the way we look for lack of better
term so I mean I don't I I just
think they just listen what I'm getting at Joshua is are you gonna [ __ ] an alien like if Alien come down right now they come on down they come on down to your farm right now and you're sitting out there on your porch right now I don't know why I got into this weird acccident but I want to know if you smashing that alien that that alien coming up to you he asking to do things and are you doing it no I no because we have no we have talked about aliens and and reproducing I don't think aliens do it I don't think aliens right yes they have they have no need to do that but this one's different this one's his name's Ben okay is a pervert alien this one studied the Pervert side of humans and he grew his own dick he's like I want to go out [ __ ] aliens our people cuz I can now I grew a dick this is what I did he he's the alien that was all you [ __ ] know he's he's the alien that's been probing everybody and all the other aliens dislike this one alien because he's the one doing all the weird butt stuff and he's coming down once a year once a Halloween and he's looking for the right man or woman to uh you know test his subjects on right let's get into the weeds of it maybe we're the alien that wanted to grow a dick and we spun off from somebody else and we're like we like [ __ ] too much we are the aliens that did that the rest of them moved on and learn learned how to harvest Suns and galaxies and and then we're the one [ __ ] alien who is just like no I want to get my [ __ ] alien [ __ ] sucked you know and look at look at the way we turned out we're a bunch of [ __ ] [ __ ] on this [ __ ] planet ruining the earth oh oh no the boys got a little too In The Weeds on this one let's go ahead and jump forward a bit also have a happy and safe Halloween enjoy the rest of the show I think we went off the rails on this one holy [ __ ] [ __ ] talking about alien's [ __ ] people and let alone not just [ __ ] people you're talking about them [ __ ] me violating me the person on this screen who's actually never going to do anything that crazy holy you say that but you might there's there's plenty other people that will suck somebody's dick for five bucks and you're over here talking to me about [ __ ] an alien no I think you will I'm not I'm not [ __ ] an alien I I'll hang out with the alien I'll be like you know we can smoke some weed you know get a little intimate smoke weed that's the thing about aliens they're so far above what we are you know that's what that why they're so fascinating we're just we're like belly butt and fuzz compared to these things that are you know in the universe we're just yeah we are belly but I mean no disrespect to the human race but holy [ __ ] we're clipping coupons trying to save 5 cents when you can't even have clean drinking water you know like come on oh God you're right you're right let's get let's get into the thick of it baby well with that being said most of that will probably get cut anyway so we're going to start from right here Joshua what is your favorite
crypted so favorite crypted M I got that over here um they they're actually this took me the longest to figure out honestly cryp because I I didn't really know what a crypted creature was until you brought it up to me but then you're like yes there's big foot yes there's this but one of my funnest funners most fun most fun I think I'm GNA I think I'm down with the freaking the old chupacabra oh chupacabra classic yeah who doesn't want a little Chupa on their life dude I mean freaking Chupa me Chupa you it's get all let's get freaking Chupa together we'll set up a Chupa party right the monster comes over [ __ ] suck off a few of us come on let's have a Chupa party oh Josh you know I'm bringing over the Chupa instead of the alien if you want to get real with it the Chupa has a history the alien I'm not so sure about it's in the name come on Chupa oh that's great that's [ __ ] great uh Chupa CRA Joshua that is awesome I I love that I think it's a very classic crypted um very scary to Farmers right [ __ ] sucking everything out of their their you know I don't think the farmers are afraid of it at all I think they're going home telling their wives what's that yeah what's that mark on you yes Chupa so freaking I ran into the Chupa on the cornfield [ __ ] Chupa you know like the Chupa cover is the best excuse ever oh [ __ ] you know who sucked on you who freaking how come you're all dried up you're all dried up well the troop of coverra got me you know like what yeah I was just out there with the livestock you know just it just jumped on me pounced on me I was scared yeah why does the goat have a bloody ass [ __ ] oh the freaking Chupa but why is that why is it all red on your waist the Chupa got me there too no you goat [ __ ] you did that [ __ ] there's no [ __ ] chupaca be quiet goat [ __ ] you did that [ __ ] good choice Joshua good choice I would have to go with uh the basic Bigfoot I think he's probably my favorite uh crypted because speaking of [ __ ] you could f a Bigfoot just saying Bigfoot's closer to us than a choac Cabra and an alien while tantalizing an exotic you know no similar
parts so okay Bigfoot for me it is favorite
crypted I I can dig I can dig the Bigfoot did you see the recent footage of the Bigfoot you talking about the one from the train yeah I did I did see that one it is very very fake yeah fake but also very good like very well done fake it looks great like the suit is the only thing that is like me like you probably should have done better with the suit like spend a little extra more money for it but um but the Su iconic it's recognizable so that's the part you can't change true has to look that way yeah or else it's just not going to give you the right Vibes I get it I get it definitely do but yeah I saw that video very cool very cool but apparently to debunk this uh it is like a um like an actual train that you can purchase a ticket on and like they do this stunt um for people no are do they yeah you looked they do that I looked it in I looked up I looked into it oh you [ __ ] I had to know I had to know if it was real or not it was too good you know I'm glad you did though cuz I didn't I didn't dig that deep I didn't put that my thumb that far up that [ __ ] to go that deep into that I'm glad you did that yeah you got to be looking out for this stuff especially on Halloween right now where everybody's trick-or-treating right there there's a lot of tricking going on not so much treating lots of tricking right got to be careful I don't want you to end up like one of those Facebook people who open up the Facebook and they see like 30 lb gorilla has sex with dog makes chupacabra you know
I want you to be careful out there buddy it's a dangerous world now yeah big fooot so the other one I thought was kind of cool was the uh the The Lochness Monster I thought that was kind of cool yeah Nessie yeah Nessie but I guess there's supposed to be one so the so The Lochness Monster is obviously in Scotland yeah I think that's the one over there but and when I was doing my research I I've there's also one they say that lives in Lake Tahoe what I I couldn't find the name of that one though like I've yeah so get this josua I've heard some theories right this is like where it goes way under the weeds right I've heard theories that because the Earth isn't completely solid like there are like parts of the earth that have like underground like Rivers right and if there was a crypted like Nessie who basically breathe underwater right um they're able to like Traverse these underwater rivers and end up from like Scotland to like the coast of like New York and [ __ ] I don't know I mean I want to believe Joshua I want to believe right we're a lot closer than we all think we are you know so yeah I I do believe in the underground caverns and all that kind of stuff um and I wish I had the gentleman's name it may come up on some kind of segment at some point which would be pretty fun is um maybe like uh great Explorers so I forget the gentleman's name but there is a great Explorer out there I forget the gentleman's names but he did take a a sub or something down to the bottom of the I believe it was the lake Taho Lake and I think if they say it's over like 1600 feet deep I could wrong but I'm pretty sure this is the article I was reading and he came up and even to the day of his death he he never went into detail what he actually saw down there but what he did say is what what he what little he gave is he told people it's unimaginable what you can see down there and you're you will just be completely shocked and it it terrified him is those the the accounts he told people like just it's scary so some people think that he saw a bunch of dead bodies down there you know um other people think he he ran into a monster that he didn't want people to go looking for at some point to save their lives but I'll have to do more research but yes there is somebody or something going on in Lake Tahoe that is supposed to be Supernatural or you know similar to like a Nessie or some kind of creature that comes out of there interesting you know we'll have to retouch that Joshua put a pin in that one for another segment after we look into that one cuz I interesting to talk about I'd like to know more about that like what did he see like I when you said dead bodies I just imagine like line like lines of people connected to cinder blocks just all in a row just down down there you know like that's crazy that's crazy yeah so I I thought that one was pretty [ __ ] cool I like just the Tahoe one I thought that was a trip but there was another one um they they call this one the Jersey Devil have you heard I've heard devil I've heard of this one yep tell me what you know about the Jersey Devil I just know it comes from New Jersey and it's supposed to be like the devil that's it holy [ __ ] you freaking really down didn't you [ __ ] nailed it uh I did also see the Jersey Devil on an episode of what we do in the shadows um if you haven't seen what we do in the shadows by the way it's an amazing show [ __ ] hilarious it's about vampires and it's shot like uh the office so it's like handheld cams and like uh face to-face interviews and [ __ ] great show great show it's the Jersey Devil is in that show as well okay so you do know about the Jersey okay cool yeah but that I I was I was reading the story and I'm going to save everybody's listening because I cannot read but check it out on Wikipedia um because it's it's a pretty cool story it's pretty wicked um the Jersey Devil it's it's a pretty that's a great crypted cryptic wildly cryptic character yeah uh another one of those ones I would put up there with the Jersey Devil would probably be the Moth Man um I don't remember where the Moth Man uh was like established but basically just a big ass moth that looks like a human uh usually West West Virginia oh West Virginia is that on your list too Mason M no Mason County West West Virginia yeah Moth Man baby sent it to me yeah [ __ ] great Moth Man love Mothman yeah Mason County West Virginia United States Moth Man uh and I think the thing with Moth Man is that he basically or he or she I don't know they it um they're around when there's like natural disasters about to happen like there' have been like witnesses that say that they saw the Moth Man on a bridge and then the next day the bridge collapsed like really weird stuff like that but I always thought that was cool like a moth man like just a big ass moth it's a man it makes me feel good about a festival The Moth Man festival excuse me yeah they have yeah it says it was held in 2002 they did a Moth Man festival what no 2003 Moth Man festival um I just it just jumped out at me real quick I don't know if it's a festival that they continue to do um Joshua if they continue to do The Moth Man festival that's something we got to go do you know that like we're we're going to book a plane ticket and go see The Moth Man Joshua The Moth Man
festival that's great God I hope they keep doing it Mia will let us know later in the edit if they're still do doing
it but there you go Joshua I love I love your crypted choices yeah thank you um all solid Cryptids please let us know in the comments or the the Tik Tok chat or whatever um what your favorite crypted is maybe you like V alien I'm I'm gonna go with people are gonna vote for the Chupa cuz who doesn't love a little Chupa come on vote Chupa vote chupa
come on oh that's great Joshua all right we have like for we probably have 10 minutes considering how much Mia is probably going to cut from this episode so lay us on Joshua give us give us your value find today because I have oh two value finds today so okay value find fun find or value find I'm going to do them both just because I love fun finds I love value finds and I'm a something just catch my eye so when I saw this little four-wheel little fun thing I was like holy [ __ ] I could buy this and put it in a box and I'll never look at it again but I love this little thing so my fun little four-wheeled friend that I found I don't know the price of it because it was more of a fun find than it was a value or dollar just didn't give a [ __ ] I found this little guy right here it is a Hot Wheel uh but it is kind of blurry for me so I can't make it out so just describe it to me it's a cupcake Hot Wheel oh okay I see it now all right thank you yeah cupcake Hot Wheel chocolate cupcake it looks like yeah it's a cupcake Hot Wheel that is awesome yeah you drive your Bentley you drive Ferrari I'm going to roll up in a cupcake mama that's [ __ ] great is that going to go on the wall that better go on the wall back there somewhere no it's going in a box what you got to put that on the wall back there that's a [ __ ] that's a cupcake car all right I want to see it back there so fun tangent on anything like this right here that you just don't want to keep in a box um these are easily turned into Christmas ornaments with a little ey screw or a little J hook or whatever you can pop this box and turn your little Hot Wheels into a uh into a uh Christmas ornament okay all right yeah so that was my fun fun find okay my next one here um I think this was a value find I had the receipt the other day but I don't have it anymore so this one once again people may know this show I'm in the very beginning stages of watching this show but okay I found this little guy once again on the clearance Shelf at my local Target and might not be at yours but it's at mine and this is what a fan my [Music] fun little okay I don't know who this guy
is yeah House of dragons oh house well that's the problem I haven't seen House of dragons so I've seen Game of Thrones but not House of dragons I think the house of dragons is the prequel no are it is the prequel you are correct yes but I just never got into it so let me know how it is yeah it looks pretty cool though so so this little guy right here was I believe around 11 bucks I think I'd have to check the receipts but it's around 20 bucks nice around 20 something bucks yeah [ __ ] beautiful that was my my little find there and to add to my collection and respects to good old um Sean connory mhm I found myself this little fun little find right here this is okay my little girl with the little monkey all right adorable I believe she's from the newest Indiana Jones correct yeah I think this is she's on the newer ones nice this is my other fun little find again these are all my values clearance so she was also I believe around 20 bucks at the time of um looking her up on my little funco app so are you gonna put encour are you gonna put these anywhere Joshua do you put them anywhere like for example like you know I have my stuff back here behind me right are you gonna put yours anywhere like other than those little shelves um so how big is my room this room's about maybe 12 this room's kind of small so yeah I probably will put shelves up like around the whole room I don't know visually they'll show up but I will I will put them up but I am weird where I just leave them in the box no that's fine everybody collects them their own way they will stay in the Box yeah for sure yeah very cool so yeah those my fun finds nice Joshua well I have two fun finds for you I have one fun find and one value find I guess would be classified as so I will show you um the fun L first because it is it is pretty fun so um to preference or to yeah I think that's the word uh I not only enjoy funkos right I love funkos they're they're like my go-to but I also enjoy Lego and this month being Halloween and today being Halloween uh there is a Lego uh set that I got and I will show it to you it is a little little cat and little mouse inside of a little pumpkin it is adorable sick freaking Sensational I love it um so that is my fun find I love I love [ __ ] like that I love small little Legos like I'm not a big fan of like the big like 500 piece Lego sets and [ __ ] like that's that's just not me but little minis sets sh that that little guy's going to go somewhere up here I'm all done went somewhere over there but that is my fun find and um my value find was just the purchase today um again because it's Halloween and you know I'm a sucker for anything Halloween your boy he had to go out and get himself one of these bad boys that's right holy [ __ ] it's it's a McDonald's uh pay the The Spook pales that they got this one is vampire vampire right there look at that but I'm considering it my value find because your boy the Valu meal well no no no hang on your boy loves himself some Mickey D's right I mean look at me I love a good Mickey D's and because of that I had a bunch of reward points that I was able to get this bad boy for free so you can't beat free no that's that's I love that little thing I know I almost went to McDonald's today I didn't should have should have you could have got a pale what if they have those buckets here where I live think they got them down here I hope so if they do [ __ ] bring it on over I put in the collection over here yeah I have to check that out all right Joshua lay it on us give us our Fortune of the week let's wrap this [ __ ] up baby fortune of the week okay I got to make you smaller because I just screen okay Fortune of the week options we like options you're getting options
comment they go Joshua is looking for the fortune cookies as we speak right now wait where's the where's the string that drops the cookie down where's the string that drops the cookie that's a great question like I I wouldn't put it past him if he had a string that dropped cookies down it would be amazing in this episode but oh [ __ ] that's great no strings for the cookies today no strings but options so because left and right is kind of hard on screens and numbers are can yeah numbers so what I did is I did do you want to go with X which doesn't look like an X or did you want to go o okay are you an X are you an O guy you know what for the sake of Hallen I'm going to go o o mhm okay remember this is the fortune you have picked for yourself I'm ready hopefully it's something in actual Fortune not like buy car insurance I know right like those FTX ones that they had out there for a while the fortune cookies I remember those when FTX for those of you who know FTX okay here we go and this one was another Super K Super K cie here we
go so for today's fortune on October 31st this
Halloween a bargain is not a bargain unless unless you can use the product again this this is your fortune this is this is why you bought $80 worth of Chinese food that is going to give you gas right here I demand another fortune that is some [ __ ] on this Halloween a bargain is not a bargain unless you can use the product so what you're saying is these little shits that I just bought for a bargain are not a bargain well are you going to use them Joshua you going to put them anywhere you know I'm using mine no you know I'm gonna write these bad boys off [ __ ] another [ __ ] cookie so that is your fortune should I open another one should I do this is it a special day number keep with it's a special day Joshua let's do two give us two okay so I'm going to give you the numbers off this one because maybe the the fortune isn't such a fortune but more just like uh go for it Chinese food that's okay so the lucky numbers for this cookie is 40 52 42 33 22 55 and let me repeat 40 52 42 2 33 22 and 55 for this cookie
cookie so special occasion this cookie mhm for this cookie special occasion special occasion special let's go oh no Jesus Jesus Mia has that stare she has that 40 yard stare from that last episode this is Cookie X Sean P cookie oh this is Cookie X so whose Fortune would be for this one Joshua is it just like uh like The Ether because nobody picked it no this is for the person that has more than $1 to spend on their lucky lot of numbers so okay there you goste of spending one spend
two Okay cookie number two
for cookie X it's Fortune enthusiasm is contagious not having enthusiasm is also contagious it's better than the other one yeah right give you that enthusiasm let should we say this enthusiasm enthusiasm enthusiasm is contagious not having enthusiasm is also contagious I like that one I like that one a lot X yeah that's a good one of a fortune right mhm and your second line of numbers uh lucky numbers we have 55 30 41 56 10 and nine okay yeah for your second lucky number numbers on this Halloween day give it to us one more time Joshua read it to us one more time one more time with enthusiasm as it suggests yes it's contagious holy [ __ ] 55 30 41 56 10 and nine for your lucky numbers spend a dollar win a million dollars [ __ ] quit your job thank you there you go everybody there is your two fortunes your two sets of lucky numbers on this Halloween Day evening night whenever you're listening thank you so much for watching Everybody check us out on the YouTubes um eventually we'll be on your spotifi and Instagrams and [ __ ] you know we're just trying to make a backlog or back catalog for us and then uh release him to the world so Joshua you have any last words uh play these numbers win and I did say quit your job don't quit your job be responsible [ __ ] don't win don't win the lotto and then quit and be like every other douchebag out there that does that [ __ ] make something of yourself be a legend all right happy Halloween everybody happy [Applause]
Halloween [Applause]
