Sorry For The Delay | EP.6 | Drive-Thru Etiquette, Family Traditions & Cup Holders
-WHAT’S IN OUR CUP-
Sean: None this episode
Joshua: None this episode
-CHAPTERS-
00:00 Cold Open, Dog Poop Saga
04:20 Drive-Thru Rant, The One Item Debate
15:10 This Day In History, 54 Days Left, Queen Drops Fur, LSD Silo, R.I.P. Steve McQueen
23:30 Drive-Ins Before Drive-Thrus, How Cup Holders Took Over Cars
32:45 Thanksgiving Gets Skipped, Family Traditions & The Macy’s Parade
43:10 Pets At Gatherings, Ask First & Bring Bags
52:40 Pie vs Cake, Chocolate Loyalty vs Pumpkin & Apple Love
1:02:00 Finds, Sean’s $5 Glowing Pumpkin, Joshua’s Week Of Restraint
1:07:30 Fortune Of The Week Remix, Blast From The Past Jar Pull
-SOUND BITES-
• “Eight hours of work and then you step in a pile of, it was a dinosaur.” — Joshua, opening calamity in the driveway.
• “Who waits fifteen minutes in a drive-thru for one Coke, go inside.” — Sean, drive-thru rage.
• “I’m that guy, I’ll hit a Wendy’s for a Frosty and nothing else.” — Joshua, the one-item defense.
• “According to my Mayan calendar, we’ve got 54 days left, get your stuff together.” — Joshua, ticking clock reality check.
• “They found one of the largest LSD labs in a converted missile silo, that’s wild.” — Joshua, Day In History nugget.
• “Appreciate your cup holders, they weren’t standard until the 80s.” — Joshua, drive-in to drive-thru history lesson.
• “I watch the Macy’s Parade like NASCAR, waiting for the chaos cutaway.” — Joshua, tradition with a twist.
• “Unannounced pets to a small apartment, hard no, and bring your own poop bags.” — Sean, house rules.
• “I’m a pie guy, warm slice with vanilla bean, put it in me.” — Sean, dessert declaration.
• “Make the crust chocolate, the filling chocolate, I’ll eat the cake and the spoon.” — Joshua, chocolate maximalist.
• “Anti-cup-holder movement coming soon, embroidered across the chest.” — Joshua, joking about stickers.
• “Family traditions aren’t puzzles or fights; it’s stories and food.” — Joshua, on Thanksgiving simplicity.
• “Bring your pets if you must, but bring your own poop bags.” — Sean, repeating the golden rule.
• “It all started with Kirby’s Pig Stand, 1921 Dallas, before McDonald’s made it cool.” — Joshua, deep dive into history.
• “Step on dirt, it’s fine. Step on dog poop, it’s destiny.” — Sean, full circle close.
-FORTUNE & FINDS-
Fortune: “The world will look a little better with some love given by you.”
Lucky Numbers: 6, 16, 18, 20, 32, 37
Fun Finds / Value Finds:
Sean: Glow in the Dark Mini Pumpkin figure ($5, Leavenworth Gift Shop).
Joshua: None this episode.
Transcript
hey everyone it's Mia in this week's episode the boys are talking about saigh poop can we maybe have one episode that doesn't go right into the toilet talk anywh who they also talk about family traditions Through The Years car cup holders and Joshua changes up the fortune of the week [Music] enjoy hello Joshua welcome to episode six of sorry for the delay how are you josua good morning Sean good morning I am fabulous fabulously tired fabulously on time at 4:20 um yeah I'm I'm fabulous no not really I'm tired I'm not fabulous I stepped on a pile of dog [ __ ] on my way home today and it was oh no epic yeah you know the it was the type of dog [ __ ] that just goes right up almost to your heels like a great d l it kind of Hit the socks and the pants yeah it was a it was a dinosaur [ __ ] oh that's gross that's gross yeah eight eight hours of work and then you get off and then you just step in a pile of [ __ ] on your way home congratulations how did you not see it I thought it was a pile of dirt oh
God okay all right it was pretty apparent after I stepped on it that there was corn in it and a whole lot of other things I wasn't prepared to see oh so that was like on your way like from your car to like from oh God that's awful yeah thanks for playing game of life just [ __ ] you Joshua yeah here you go you didn't have lunch we'll have this instead a pile of dog [ __ ] well you know what speaking of things that kind of suck that brings me to the topic Joshua one topic that I wanted to talk about today people people who order one thing in the Drive-Thru Joshua this irks me to no degree like first of all what are you doing that you're willing to wait 10 15 minutes maybe in line to order literally one soda or one hamburger like just one [ __ ] item like what like do you not have concept of time or do you not value like your your life or anything like what are you doing what are you doing ordering one thing in a Drive-Thru go inside do something else other than that like am I in the wrong and this what like am I in the wrong like is this is this just a thing that people do do you order one thing in a Drive-Thru I'm guilty of that Sean oh no I I where I live there's a Wendy's yeah and sometimes I will go just for a frosty who else likes frosties am I the only person that will just order a frosty going to the drive-thru or a McFlurry or there's a Foster Freeze you're going there just to order what of those things called a blizzard you know the food sucks so I'm not buying food from Foster Freeze half the time Wendy's gives you diarrhea so you don't eat the food there either so you're just going for one thing so I I I can relate I am guilty you will be behind me ordering one thing at the drive-thru um but I promise to make it fast okay all right I mean you make a solid point I guess there is time when you need to just order one thing but I still don't like it I still I don't like are you still that lazy that you don't want to go inside to order the one thing I guess it makes sense it still well you also have to you know sometimes when you're going up to the fast food I don't know if anybody else can relate like there is there is the thought of you will eat inside or you go to the drive-thru on approach you get to the you pull into the parking lot and you just see a a mess inside a lot of people maybe there's a family of nine ordering food and and I don't want to sit there see those people should have took the drive c yeah yeah but no for them it's like babysitting let's just take them to it's it's you know like the like the play pins you know you just let your kids run around around the [ __ ] restaurant you know the fast food and just yeah so of course they're not going to go to the drive-thru because then they have to sit in the car longer with their kids so yeah no good point good point yeah still though so I'm doing it I'm ordering one thing Sean I'm I'm I'm ordering it because it's convenient and I don't have to deal with the people on the inside and smelling there just after MC double farts you know and all the n that comes out it just seems like such a waste I don't have to sit next to that I I mean I I'm I get it all right I understand now I guess yeah maybe you just want the one blizzard you want the one McFlurry like yeah I understand but still like it's it's it's more like people who wait 20 like if there's a line right there's a line of cars and you're still waiting in that line to order just the one thing that's that's kind of what gets me so are you saying that fast food should have like an Express line like an Express drive-thru if you're ordering three items or less go in this line are you suggesting fast foods adopt a an Express line at the drive-thru who's taking that is anybody interested in taking an Express line at fast food or is that considered Express already you know what that's that's a great great question I I think curbside kind of already does the express thing for you right like if you have three items slower than the drive sometimes like like for example up here curbside is pretty quick for us like if it's like one or two things they they bring them out pretty fast so Express line though Express line sounds fun like yeah maybe I just want this McFlurry and it would make me happy because then I know those people are just ordering ones and TWY things you know and so when they get all their stuff quicker it makes more sense you know so I'm okay with that bring on the express line let's do this let's put another line right next to a line so that we can express those bad
boys what if so okay we got cars involved in this what what about the people that want to just walk up to the drive-thru and they don't want to go inside oh that's you know like like what are we doing for those people like do we have kiosks outside you know what I mean like you know how McDonald's already has those like like order like you push the button and it orders for you right kiosks outside yes like is that what we're thinking here like oh we might be on to something kiosk outside you just go in there or you just well I mean that's see here's the thing like are we catering to people on bicycles now or are we just catering to people who just want to walk up like because if you're walking up already you know you might as well just go inside you know yeah yeah I I'm gonna I'm going to go with they got a pretty good process so far people are always going to order one item I'm I I don't know I'm I'm murder you I'm Mur if if you're waiting in the 15 minute line and you're ordering one thing I'm gonna murder you go do something else make the thing that you're going to wait 15 minutes for you probably be able to make it in that time too so I I guess I one more question on this this one more question how do you know they're ordering one item are you are you look are you peering oh I got myin at the menu as they're ordering so you know that they only have one thing are do you do you not do this like when you're like the best example I can I can give you is McDonald's right McDonald's usually has the two lanes right and so you're kind of just like you're bored waiting for the other one to be like the guy in front of you to order so I'm looking over I'm reading what they got and my mouth is drooling and then I see a guy just order a lurpy or a Coke you know and it's like what are you doing what are you doing with your life right now buddy that you're ordering one Coke now I get it some people have medical reasons to order a Diet Coke or they order a Coke so I understand that and if that's the case then I I'm sorry I'm yelling at you but you you know that you have these dietary things happening with you like health issues you should probably plan that a little better just just saying so yes I am pure in over and Vol what is it being a I don't know I guess a Voyer yes being a Voyer is that a Voyer with food is that a casual term Voyer I don't think it is but we're we're using it Voyer we're GNA use Voyer okay Joshua in the other episode voyers out there Sean's interested he is a Voyer I mean [ __ ] me a cuddle that cut all that [ __ ] we found one folks there's always one in the crowd I can look but I can't touch I mean that's what strip clubs are right just [ __ ] people being Warriors you can't [ __ ] touch him it is yeah yeah so there you go I guess that's the that solves my question yeah people people are doing it people will continue to do it but I think they did combat that as you alluded to with the uh it's like the the part the what is it what you call Curbside yeah curbside you know that's another form still though so oh God it just hurs me to no end knowing that you're just wasting your day waiting for something just one item like uh it's not even a meal damn
it well Sean God godamn it Ju Just know
that that you [Music] may yeah yeah we'll just leave it at that Joshua how about we I'm sorry I I got straight into that I'm so sorry Joshua let's let's have no this day in his no no that's good I I was I was going to try to like lead that into um Sean you don't have to worry about it for that much longer cuz we only have 54 days left of this year so 54 days left what happened I feel like we just had 60 days left on this November 7th on today today November 7th you only have a few more days to deal with [ __ ] in the Drive-Thru for that much longer then it's a new year maybe you make this a New Year resolution that not get mad at but not get mad at people maybe buy them their their one item so you know what I got a coupon for your ass here it is well most of the time they're in front of me though so I can't so yes but I have a I have a couple things for this day in history if anybody gives a [ __ ] which you probably don't but I found a fun one maybe it's fun maybe it's not I always question these things that I find so in 2019 I thought this was kind of cute in 2019 Queen Elizabeth II confirms she is no longer buying clothes made with real fur oh [ __ ] okay I guess some mix up with pea you know I guess so it it you know I'm not sure how old Queen Elizabeth II was in 2019 but it took her that long to figure out yeah I was about to say I'm not going to wear real fur yeah how long how long was she wearing real fur for you know like like at that point did it really matter I mean go on I'm sure that Queen probably has herds of animals in her closets in that Palace so she could Pro she probably made the right choice probably a few extinct animal Furs in her closet you know she's this is my doo check this out I I would be curious to know if she has a doo for right um besides that here's another good one that you may you you LSD lovers out there oh me yeah yeah right any of you tried LSD sorry but back in 2000 back in 2000 the US drug enforcement Administration discovers one of the country's largest LSD Labs inside a converted military missile silo in W wo Kansas what sorry I can't yeah so they converted a missile silo into an LSD lab holy [ __ ] that's awesome that's really talk about making use of your yeah like dude that is awesome just to convert military missile silo into a LSD lab that's [ __ ] that's great [ __ ] great that's great that's great more power to those guys I mean unfortunately it's no longer there but [ __ ] that's awesome and just to rewind it just because we got done talking about talking about dead people in our last episode I got to bring back Dead real quick and on this day in history in 1980 the actor Steve McQueen one of Hollywood's Leading Men of the 1960s 70s and the star of such action thrillers as bullet and the Towering Inferno dies at the age of 50 in Mexico Mexico where he was undergoing yep where in Mexico where he's undergoing experimental treatment for cancer oh that's sad so to bring it back to death one more time because Halloween I got some skeletons behind me you got dead people um Halloween's still not over you know still hasn't hit over here in the past Halloween doesn't have to be one day people exactly it's like the monster match the Monster Match is a great song regardless of season you know it's beautiful so that is my November 7th Day of History my three picks if you got better ones feel free to lay him out there lay him in the that's what I came up with yeah nice Joshua I went with LSD and a dead guy a dead guy all bangers bro all bangers I mean [ __ ] you got better ones let me hear them I'd love to read your nonsense too oh that was great Joshua I'm I'm still stuck on the the I've got 50 more days of the year left got 54 that worries me give yourself four more days give myself sorry I'm cutting myself short here you know yeah give yourself four more days Jesus you know that's on a long time Joshua that's that is not a long time I mean what no it's not I mean it really goes by fast what can you do in 54 days you know uh you well I I had that can you like can you plant anything in 54 days um you can actually don't make me Google that one Sean for those of you who may miss it I did I did look at what you could plant in a short amount of time because like I told Sean if you missed it I am looking to grow an inside Garden um a a a wall a plant wall you know um lettuce planty wall squ whatever you can grow inside indoor natural light whatever um so I did look that up but it's mostly leafy greens you got Tomatoes you can throw some straw in there yeah you can you can make strawberries you can grow strawberries in 54 days no those take those do take longer but um those are some of the things I did find that you could grow inside see that would have been cool like if we had strawberries growing in the background right there I like to see some of them berries just yeah there's there I got ideas for the background and it's it's going to it's GNA it's going to come alive for sure um but you you know we kind of fast forward through your drivethru thing I did come up with I did find a fun fact about your drive-thru Sean oh [ __ ] okay yeah lay it on me yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah so um oh [ __ ] so like sea said who orders one thing at the drive-thru right well you we already know so there is a history behind drive-throughs so so Sean did you know this before there was drive-throughs there were drivein did anybody know this I mean yeah because Drive yeah Pony Boy bro Pony Boy drove into one of those drive-ins before you could drive through you had to drive in this [ __ ] they didn't just let you drive through you had to park so yeah you couldn't just say nah I'm out of here
so so this this form of restaurant uh uh began making its appearance is back as the uh as far back as the 1920s holy there was a place called Kirby's Pig Stand that was open in Dallas yeah Kirby's Pig this is I I Googled it you guys can fact check this I you probably so somebody look it up but Kirby's pigstand um it opened in Dallas Texas in 1921 1920 1921 dude that's old as [ __ ] but that was a those are drivein not drive throughs still the I didn't know they had cars back then so so get this get this in my fun little just Rabbit Hole just going down there and I know nobody gives a [ __ ] um but you know those little [ __ ] cup holders that everybody has in their car now that's so convenient you love to put your Slurpees and you love to put your [ __ ] your fort Loos and all your [ __ ] buzz balls and all your [ __ ] in there right Starbucks king cobras you know maybe you're [ __ ] girlfriend's you know I don't know her water bottle um water bottle ran out of things to say yes so so you know those things that are so convenient that are in your car everybody's car so those were not a a a car staple or a a a thing in a car until about the 80s and those only became popular because of drive-throughs so the autom automobile industry did not adopt cup holders until drive-throughs became popular damn so you're saying there was a point in time because nobody's buying the latest model of car right like you have that car for like a little while before you buy a new car so you're saying there was a point in time where drive-throughs were a thing and they didn't have cup holders in their car so you were just you were free willing all these cups of soda that you were getting correct correct so it wasn't until the the 1980s it was considered a must have in every car that's [ __ ] the 80s I mean I guess it's like Drive in started yeah seat belts all all the kind of things you take for um automatic windows I still have manual windows you crank up by hand you know my truck's a 2001 so it should have had it by then but do they still it wasn't they do work and I haven't had to replace it yet knock on wood oh no I'm sorry does me knocking on wood my desk isn't even wood it's like cardboard and [ __ ] so I hope it works but yeah yeah man um so appreciate your cup holders because they they weren't in every they weren't in every car it was a thing you just that's [ __ ] that that's crazy to me I mean I guess it makes sense right nobody knows what's going to be the next thing on Tech like the next thing in Tech right so not having car cup holders makes sense that's crazy though we take it for granted I I take take that those little things for granted the little coup holders who yeah mine's full of trash right now I'm really taking it for granted it's it's they've turned into what garbage cans garbage yeah exactly I mean now they have cup holders that heat your coffee they they cool your drinks like these things have become so sophisticated and they all started because of drive-throughs damn that's [ __ ] awesome I want a cut holder you know who [ __ ] up the industry of the drive-throughs you know who really just made it like this is the standard for drive-throughs is McDonald's they're credited for like this is why drive-throughs exist because this type of food okay I can see that I mean there weren't they like one of the first ones to like put out quote unquote fast food right yeah I mean who who heard of Kirby's piggy stand Pig Stand who the [ __ ] heard of kir nobody gives a [ __ ] but when McDonald's comes through the in the automobile industry goes holy [ __ ] McDonald's we're putting cups in our cars because of you like there's a deal there yeah makes sense makes sense why they're one of the largest corporations in the world now so I brought that [ __ ] back [ __ ] that's great this is why people order one [ __ ] thing because those cup holders they're they're the ones not Tak go there taking him for granted that makes sense I just told you what do I go there for one thing I told you a frosty where does a frosty sit not in your freaking on your balls I mean they sit in the cup holder you're right see it makes sense now I am sorry everybody who who is only ordering one thing I didn't know that you were just trying to do it not to take your cup holder for granted I apologize it's on me you know that's that's my bad you're [ __ ] with history Sean I know okay I know look I'm anti-American I'm sorry oh oh God because of the cup holder because the cup holder anti I want to see those stickers anti somebody make one those stickers yeah for the one [ __ ] ordering the one thing like me like it's like cup holder join us next week when Joshua has an anti-up holder sticker right here it's gonna be on I'm gonna embroid it right here on my chest you're GNA see it join the club oh that's awesome well Josh I did not expect you to have any of those things queued up I didn't know that you were going to go into that that's amazing I I go deep I I I really look into things you bring something up I I'm gonna look into it but I do want to be fact checked if anybody gives a [ __ ] which most people won they don't care about that [ __ ] nobody cares we're just really on in the background like Netflix like someone's sister's getting bined right now like who they're just listening to the voices we're just noise
so well thank you for letting us could be listening waterfalls you could if you're if you're smashing right now and you're listening to this like hey we like you thank you good thrust that was a good
one oh man all right Jos should we get into our main topic here we're we're about 30 minutes in surprisingly do do we have a main topic do we ever have a main topic we don't really but I want to talk about this one because you know we're we're going into the Thanksgiving season and everybody you know what hang on tangent before that because now I've I've hit a nerve with myself we go directly from Halloween into Christmas now there's no Thanksgiving in between now I understand the controversy with Thanksgiving being part native American myself and my people getting murdered and the controversy right but as a lover of food and family time and tradition like I I don't want to skip Thanksgiving you know I wish it was celebrated more as like a and they're kind of getting into it like as a time to like give thanks to to people in your life and stuff right it's slowly starting to become more of that which is nice but we still skip it like we still skip the celebration of it right I think the only thing that Thanksgiving has is like the Macy's day parade like do you even watch the Macy's day parade Joshua like is that a thing on your checklist see I don't even have cable I mean you can watch it on streaming it streams now no because that means I actually have to make it a point to switch to that [ __ ] and I'm not watching the mac's Day Parade see all right well see in my family one of my family traditions is to watch that parade like it's just something that we do I mean it's not always the most entertaining thing every year but you know it's something that we've we've done every single year um but I guess the the the topic of this quote unquote episode today being quote unquote a topic Today is family traditions like do you have any family traditions Joshua that you still hold like nowadays or do maybe you have not with your family but your immediate like significant other or anything like that well well if I can be if I can be honest I I have watched the Macy's day parade but I watch it for a whole another reason you do oh no yeah what do you I watch it for the same reason why most most people watch Nascar why do you watch Nascar are you just waiting for something to happen yeah yeah I'm waiting for some chick with a hula hoop to smack some little kid in the face or a float to just go off the rails and run a few people over like it sounds cruel I don't want to be mean like that but if a float goes crazy that's what I'm watching I'm watching that YouTube clip every single day I want some [ __ ] to go sideways I want a balloon to pop I want to hit a building you know
yeah I I want I want some to something I don't want anybody to die or get maimed or you know cost them the rest of their life of you know injury but you know they probably have safety Protocols of of something goes crazy but I want I want to watch it for the person who slips on the banana peel you know I want to watch it for just the disaster you know it's it's just I want I want to see something happen I get it you're watching it for that Adrenaline Rush of live TV right just you never know what can happen just like you're just waiting for something to happen waiting for that heart cut I I I mean I'm sure they wouldn't play it like if it would like cut to Snoopy you know Playhouse or something like they would take it in a positive direction all of a sudden you wouldn't have a part of the the the parade there like where did that all go and then you find out later a float went crazy but I Snoopy killed like like if you're watching it for the beauty of it I get it you can respect the Artistry and the design because it's hundreds of hours that go into it and I respect that I love creativity um you know I have a little bit of myself look at my [ __ ] background um but it I'm watching it just for that so that was my tangent and for family traditions um I I guess I could say family traditions was pretty straightforward and simple just get together you know talk stories remember you know talk with Grandma talk with Grandpa dad mom you know they remind you of all the dumb [ __ ] that you used to do just probably storytelling hanging out food um yeah stuff like that stuff like that um but I can't think of anything that like like serious family I'd probably have to ask my mom you know I get you um but I I can't I can't think of anything that's just like a staple a tradition like this is what we do and this is you know we're always putting a puzzle together some [ __ ] you know or you know [ __ ] balloon fight or bobbing for apples or playing hide and go seek put the taing the donkey you know we're not doing [ __ ] like that you know so yeah when I hear about family traditions I'm like it's awesome like some of them I hear like dude that would have been cool to do but no I tried my first beer we out a Thanksgiving or some [ __ ] you know I don't have it really exciting story oh well I mean I guess that's just kind of like so some people have right they don't really have anything as far as like family traditions go they just kind of do exactly as you do like just get together with family and I guess in a sense that could be a tradition because you're doing it every year so which is nice yeah we watch sports right uh football is usually on don't the cowys usually play on Thanksgiving yeah so we footb football somebody plays so that could be a tradition right there I mean I'm not a Dallas Cowboys fan you know at all but it's sports played Sports my whole life so I can I you know I'm an athlete in a sense you know not so much anymore but I yeah yeah that could be a tradition I guess yeah no for sure definitely could be so like for me like we have we have Traditions like we have a few of them like the Macy's day parade is one of them um um and that's just like Thanksgiving and then on top of the Thanksgiving stuff is like every year at least in recent years like for the past like seven or eight years it's like we've been uh we make like the turkey together uh but since we moved up here kind of stop that tradition obviously can't make a turkey down in California being up here in Washington doesn't make any sense um maybe yeah but uh before moving up here uh we would make the turkey every year like uh myself and my mom would make the turkey uh then it was just me for a few years um I think the biggest tradition I think that we have though is like uh I like to call it the drunk Santa Claus hat tradition um which is where I don't know if you've heard of him Joshua but these hallmart movies you know what a hallmart movie is well a hallmart movie will be playing on the TV and we will have Santa hats on both sides of the screen on the TV right and so when the Santa hat aligns with a character in the movie you take a shot and so we've been we've been doing this uh for like five six years now and and I think we're bringing it back because we moved two years ago and now we're bringing it back this year and we're going to do it virtually and so it should be pretty exciting but everybody knows that those movies are super cheesy and [ __ ] right so it's like not only are you getting more entertainment value but you're you're like it's like watching sports and you're just like hoping that uh one of the characters head lines up just right so that you can take a shot and then you just take shots for fun you know uh but that is probably like one of our our more like recent Traditions but like you know it's a good time I would recommend to anybody out there watching hallmart movies just like do some Santa chugs like it's really fun I yeah I mean I'm interested in knowing what other people's you know Traditions are because I mean it's a time when family does come together and people do get close or some people get more distant let's be honest there's that too yeah I mean you know when you start when you start thinking about it Thanksgiving is one of those times where you typically bring people that you love with you or you bring with you cuz you don't want to see him again you're like this is a great opportunity to create some [ __ ] right like how else do you create just bring somebody you just know is gonna [ __ ] up they you know they're gonna say some [ __ ] like the Racist uncle or the grandma that you know her false teeth fall out all the time and you just stick them in some Chile or something and just say Grandma here you go you forgot your teeth over here you know why is it spicy yeah yeah I mean is it wrong to mess with your Grandma she's your grandma now somebody else messing with your grandma's kind of messed up but put a little hob and arrow paste on the inside of those Dentures start a whole new family tradition baby let's go she gonna be coming in
hot I mean you know what I mean to to jump off that uh that thing about bringing people who either can or can't ever come back Joshua like how how do you feel about people who bring their pets to like a family gathering like and not just like holiday and [ __ ] but like people just bring their pets unannounced to like your house or to yeah family gathering I guess well I just as I mentioned starting the show I on my way to my car I stepped in a big pile of [ __ ] yeah right and that that was just oh there's a pile of dirt I could walk through that I like how that was the first thing that you thought of like it was this this [ __ ] was so massive that you were like that's just dirt it couldn't be real yeah it couldn't be real was gonna step in this it's the P it's the type of pile of [ __ ] that you question like this is not real but it yeah so Jesus if someone's bringing their dog to my house M man like is I don't know I have dogs so I have two dogs so and I do have a little yard so probably at my house we could get away with and just all just send like like people do with their kids like get the [ __ ] out of here you know what I mean just go outside with the rest of the animals you know what I mean like you can probably do that with you know but if if you live in a little home where all you have is this carpet and you make everybody take off your shoes and you you know you're you're that type of person I would say don't bring animals over because you're GNA get upset it's gon to it's going to ruin your Thanksgiving yeah for sure um but I love animals so I I might I probably would allow it you know what I mean like I have tile in my house so not that it's excusable that your dog comes over to my house and takes a [ __ ] that's not excusable like you know so please don't bring your dogs over to Josh's house to take shits on my tile it's not what I'm advertising it's not a space for that what if I took a [ __ ] on your title Joshua is that different I mean it'd probably be the size the [ __ ] that I sent on so I think it's a pile of dirt anyways who tracked all this dirt in here I would just be like why is the dirt smells so bad holy [ __ ] [ __ ] dirt in here in the middle of the floor um but I'm a dog person I'm an animal person they probably could come over but please be prepared to C if you're going over to somebody's house with your animal be mindful bring a baggie or or okay yes yes okay here that's another part of it sorry to kind of go sideways on this topic because they're talking about [ __ ] um but even if you're going to another person's house please still bring your doggy poo bags don't expect to be using my three ply paper or my doggy [ __ ] bag you bring your kids diapers bring your doggy [ __ ] bags too okay all right I respect that you're like and not only like sorry the I had to ask the question um unannounced Joshua like are you're okay with them bringing their pet unannounced to your house is that okay no I need I need to know I need to know if you're bringing your yeah I need I need to know so if they brought I need to know what kind of party it is yeah if they brought the pet unannounced you would be you'd be pissed right yeah yeah no I wouldn't be pissed I might be a little unprepared cuz like I just I kind of want to know you know what's coming into my space I get you like I I have to mentally prepare because I'm I'm you know you're guest until you're not and so if you come around with some [ __ ] you're probably not going to be a guest no more so just you know okay question you got the password you know just a just a hypothetical let's say um let's say I go over right but I'm wearing a dog collar and being handled by somebody like I am identifying as a pet is that okay if you identify before you enter the door yeah I you'll allow respectable thank you you have to identify okay you know like uh who was that pece officers you know just like identify yourself you know you need to identify yourself as what you are I am you come into my house yeah I'll put down a big ass map for you and you can roll the [ __ ] around if you want to it gives a whole new me I need to know what how you're going to be acting I need to know prior to your ass coming to my house on that pile of [ __ ] that was on the on the floor [ __ ] yeah I need to know who it comes with and why it's there you know who does that [ __ ] belong to oh but I I'm in the same boat as you are Joshua if you're going to if you're going to bring your pet over like I mean obviously we live in an apartment over here so it's like you can't really bring your pet over there's nowhere to put it like so it better be [ __ ] potty trained or whatnot like and yeah I'm with you bring your own potty bags like that's common sense but most people don't have common sense so yeah like we we have a friend who comes over and just you know like she's come over and she's got she's got a little boy you know which is cool you know me and my girlfriend love kids or whatever but there was a time when she came over and she ran out of diapers we're like dang it so we were we were all having drinks we're having fun it you know just just dinner and stuff and then she had to leave abruptly because her she didn't have any diapers so what did she do next time she came over she brought extra diapers so now we have extra Diapers at her house and we don't we don't mind we don't mind that that's totally that's totally okay you know um so yeah just come you know come prepared or leave behind something that you may need to use later like so wait hang on you leave it are you saying that the next time I go over if I if I want to leave I don't know maybe like 13 pairs of underwear uh like a shirt you know is that is that okay I should have not said what I just said the door is open now Joshua I'm sorry there's I know I know I'm prepared for [ __ ] on my lawn in the morning I'm I'm mentally preparing myself for the 10 people that might see this the one and a half person that just loves the [ __ ] on people's lawn coming by I'm gonna write your name in it buddy gosh big old jsz turd just came out like
that like did it land like that did it land in a j did it really did you grab that with your nasty hands and reshaped that [ __ ] as you you know I reshaped that [ __ ] buddy I reshaped the [ __ ] out of that [ __ ] God this is a whole episode about poo I'm sorry yeah what did we the thing is that it came out organically you know we didn't have to force it with stool softener or anything just Jesus how many more poop references can I get in here let's go well I could ask you what do you like more pie or cake you like [ __ ] you know what I mean what are we still talking about food or we talking about [ __ ] still what are we talking about pie or cake lay it on me what do you like pie or cake and we're talking about food so I already know the answer to your question Thanksgiving to reel it back in hey give thanks right we thank you for listening or watching um we love you you know cheers um to answer your question Joshua I am most definitely a pie guy all right I love pie I love apple pie I love pumpkin pie I mean look at me I'm the size of a pie it's delicious I love it not so much cake guy I don't like I don't like frosting so yeah I don't like cake unless it's cheesecake cuz I'm that's different in my mind because there's no frosting on cheesecake so I like pie what about you so do you do do well I have a question about your your pie sure um do you take ice cream with your pie because people do do ice cream with pie right yes they do they do ice cream uh I'm kind of lactose intolerant so eating ice cream is like a little bit torture on my stomach don't no we're we're we're past the Poo I'm just saying let's not bring it back let's not rewind back to the Poo let's not go back to the Poo I know you want to go there we're done I started the episode with stepping on [ __ ] let's try not to end the episode with more [ __ ] um I do like having ice cream with my pie though it is delicious uh give me a good vanilla bean like oo yes warm ice cream over top of um sorry cold ice cream over top of warm pie but I mean the ice cream then gets warm so it is to warm ice cream technically but it is delicious I I'm all for it [ __ ] put it in me [ __ ] give me an IV of it I don't give a [ __ ] I'm I'm all for
it you know if if if pie cake cake yeah pie or cake it's a tough choice cuz I do like ice cream MH and I don't have the Poo problem
um so I I'm probably gonna go with cake really a cake guy I think I think I'm gonna I think I'm GNA go cake oh okay now why is that Joshua why do you like cake more than Play I Like The moistness of cake okay I like the fluffiness of cake I like the variety of cakes not that you can't get variety of pies I mean I know that's there too but jeez there's a lot of good cakes out there so then what's your favorite cake jine I'm a choc I go chocolate all the way I'll go chocolate on chocolate and I'll eat it on a chocolate made hardened
spoon just a spoon full of chocolate cake I I will just a chocolate hardened spoon I will eat the cake and the spoon I love chocolate love it dark chocolate light chocolate medium chocolate chocolate they haven't even invented yet I will try it first put it on my plate okay so then I gotta ask you another question desro like if they made a pie where the crust was solid chocolate and the innards of the pie because the way I classify a pie is crust on the bottom right makes a shell right and the Top's open that gets covered with another layer of Pi right so that makes your PI right so if there was a pi how many times can I say Pi if there was another piie squared that was made made completely of chocolate right and the innards of this spherical object that I will not say the name of was more chocolate would that be your favorite I would yes I would love to eat any amount of chocolate I could fit in my body okay do you think you could eat your own body weight worth of chocolate I there's so many things I could say right here I am going to steer away from all the chocolatey imagination that's going through my head right now like what I would eat chocolate off of like you could just damn you could just just look at look at my eyes look at my face just know where these thoughts are going I love chocolate I will I will eat it off almost anything except I'm not gonna say it penises yes that's
debatable but no no I'm I'm I'm singing with food chocolate cake you make a chocolate hard crusted pie you so just chocolate in general you're just a chocolate fan yeah chocolate there something about something about I used to be a big vanilla like when it came to uh ice cream I used to be I used to only eat vanilla and then I discovered rocky road and I discovered all these other chocolatey fun Savory eats and my goodness I just got to be careful because I love it like well there you go that answers the question are we both cake or Pie Guys question has been answered now Josh what for Joshua pie for Sean hell yeah we're at close close to 10 minutes here from wrapping up I feel like this episode has went from poop to more poop so I need you to scoop us out of the toilet and that was so dumb was that one badb that was so dumpe I need some value finds Joshua you got some value finds on you today did you get anything this you know I don't have any value finds this week I totally the only value is is I have not much value in my bank account and even though [ __ ] doesn't cost that much I still don't have enough for it so folks good luck finding [ __ ] that doesn't cost that much because everything's expensive as [ __ ] right now good luck I love it Joshua well I do have one fun find um not a value find unfortunately well actually it could be both um but let me it's right behind me it's been in the whole episode this whole whole entire time but right behind me I'll go ahead and see if I can pull it out here so this little guy this little this little Mamushka here this little this little pumpkin boy this little guy right there we got that up in lenworth a few weeks ago right uh he was only $5 Joshua $5 for this little bastard here and the fun part about him is that he glows in the dark obviously I can't show him glowing in the dark cuz it's almost impossible but just know that his entire body glows in the dark and it's beautiful so like when all the lights are off um he looks cool as [ __ ] so is it like a a Christmas ornament or just like a shelf uh it's just AER shelf ornament little little uh just little what they call those things U little knickknack little uh chachki yeah yeah little chachki that's all it is so you know something to commemorate the day that we had up there so that's nice yeah that's that's my value and my fun find well good job Sean I'm glad you had a spare $ five oh I I would have shown it but I don't I don't think the penny I found walking out of work today is a value find because I did find one it was a 1972 I've been checked to see if it's worth anything like maybe it's one those rare pennies that's worth like $100,000 I haven't checked yet but it was sitting a little too close to the pile of [ __ ] I stepped on so I'm what to ask but I didn't I didn't want to bring it back to the
poop that wasn't that wasn't a value find that's one penny I found in the parking lot it wasn't worth showing oh man I did find one though well I'm glad you found a penny you know they say pennies are good luck when you find them but I never understood was it when their heads was facing down or was it when they were facing up that it would counted as good luck I always thought it was just like if you found a penny it was good luck like in general yeah I I I don't know I don't know somebody answer that yeah let me know in the D somebody in the comments put it put it down somewhere if they're even turned on if they're not turned on there probably a reason yeah getting weird down there comments do get weird they do get weird J what it's really awkward sometimes you know like gross nobody wants to see but if you know the answer we we'll keep that on there we'll keep that that'll be a a effect we'll just leave that in there maybe highlight it as a thank you or something put a little yeah the little heart yeah there you go perfect thank you so what do you say Josh or should we uh go ahead and get the fortunes going so fortunes fortunes baby okay let's talk fortunes let's talk I don't have fortune cookies but what I do have you don't have Fortune what I do have is I have a big ass jar so the backstory of Fortunes and how this kind of came to be is every fortune cookie that I have ever opened I have always saved the fortune I've always done this so this isn't something that's like all of a sudden me and Sean started talking about this like holy [ __ ] fortune cookie thing no I save every Fortune I save all the numbers I save everything so today [ __ ] hoarder everybody we're going take a little bit we're going to we're going to take a fortune a blast from the past oh [ __ ] I'm we're going to go a blast from the past Mia you're gonna have to make a new graphic yeah this this is a blast from the past Fortune don't know when I found it don't know if this cookie was eaten but I do have a Jar full of Fortunes right here you know what I I love this I feel like I'm not making this up folks he's not this is legitimate he he does collect these and he saves them yeah so now the I have two questions on this josua first question being if they're already opened do they still count as fortunes yes and is that because we haven't heard them yes we being the the audience that's okay yeah nobody knows what's I don't even know what's in here so the fact that I haven't opened this nobody knows what's in here I don't the only thing I know is when I open this jar is damn it smells good in this jar right here oh yeah I'm not I get to like for those who know you know but just all right yeah this is all right let's do this little a candle I bought a while ago and I just used the jar AS just a candle lovely little candle with this nice little design on top organic candle definitely organic yes so so no cookie no packaging oh but I like the way you say cookie sorry panda Special K for all those cookies um but yeah we're gonna we're gonna open we're gonna pull a fortune out of here and see what we get let's go not even gonna look not even gonna look I just looked oh no damn it I didn't see what it said though so Fortune Blast from the Past Fortune here we
go s I have to read these before I actually go for yeah numbers okay here we go the world will look a little better with some love given by you wow that's really nice the world the world will look a little better with some love given by you nice I like that jro that's really nice that's sweet going into the holidays I really got to figure out how to like actually get those into Focus know it's hard but that is a blast from the past Fortune let's give you some numbers plus it just because they're old doesn't mean they're lucky they're not lucky true here we go here's your lucky numbers 6 16 18 20 32 37 one more time get lucky six 16 18 20 32 37 for your lucky numbers all right I like that now Joshua are you going to find a way to keep them separate from the ones you pulled out of the jar you just putting that one right back into the jar I'm glad you mentioned that Sean because I do have a a a [Music] weird
so just like my brain there's not much in this one so these are the ones we've read these are the ones here yeah and then I I really don't want to dive into this one too much mhm but these are all my already opened ones so I do have separate jars for these perfect that's all that's all I wanted to know like that way you keep them SE separated but now that this one is a part of this universe it is going to go in this
jar what yeah it's got It's got to go in this one because now you know it's got to go into this oh yeah that's what I meant like are you going to be putting that's what I meant by the separate jars thing like so now that you know that it's a it it's in this universe yeah I was asking if you had another place for that you answered that yes yes you do so yes I'm glad it's in there now now does it feel weird Joshua knowing that a little bit of your past is now back in your
future no I I actually I knew there was a reason I saved these and this candle I knew there was a reason um he weren't just super high and just they were it's a candle Jesus sorry get high off candles you weren't just enjoying the fumes from the candle and you were just like I should save this candle no this this is this is this is a great Candle by the way
um yeah so um they will be separate they will yeah yeah I I think uh if those numbers weren't lucky then they're gonna be lucky now I'm okay with that I feel that Joshua yeah wonderful you know what we're just gonna end it on that that was beautiful Joshua thank you everybody for watching thank you for listening uh feel free to comment down in the YouTube comments we're still working on everything else like I said in the last episode we're working on a backlog and then eventually we'll get you out on Spotify and [ __ ] but why would you want to listen to us other than YouTube you know like you want to see our beautiful faces um you want to see our beautiful backgrounds you know maybe one day Joshua comes out in that costume that he's been saying he's gonna come out in just saying I'm not putting that costume on I am not you'll live I will step live on a pile of [ __ ] before I put that damn costume
on all right we'll talk to you later guys bye bye [Applause] [Music] [Applause] [Music] [Applause] [Music] [Applause]
