Sorry For The Delay | EP.59
SONG LYRICS
[Verse]
A turkey struts in midnight's glow
Revenge on folks who dare not know
His feathers ruffle time to show
This bird ain't just for feasts oh no
[Verse 2]
He wields a fork he’s swift he’s sly
With cranberry sauce he'll make them cry
A gobble echoes through the night
This time it's turkey's turn to fight
[Chorus]
Feathered vengeance feel the strike
No more dinner table plight
Turkey's got a plan so bright
Human race get ready tonight
[Verse 3]
Across the fields he marches on
Drumsticks pounding till the dawn
Stuffing dreams have come and gone
Turkey power carries on
[Bridge]
Through kitchens dark and ovens hot
He won't end up in a pot
Thanksgiving tales they nearly forgot
This bird will show them what they’re not
[Chorus]
Feathered vengeance feel the strike
No more dinner table plight
Turkey's got a plan so bright
Human race get ready tonight
Chapters
00:20 Introduction and Host Banter
03:20 Health and Wellness: The Workout Journey
06:23 Thanksgiving Preparations and Newsroom Topics
09:15 Election Erection: Post-Election Reflections
13:10 Protecting Your Packages: Holiday Delivery Tips
20:19 Parking Etiquette: You Ain't That Thick
25:19 Shopping Cart Responsibility: A Call to Action
26:38 Thanksgiving Food Etiquette
31:51 AI Song: Turkey's Revenge
36:51 Host and Guest Etiquette
40:35 The Importance of Rest
44:22 Fun Finds and Fortunes
Sound Bites
"You do love ham."
"You ain't that thick."
"Don't be an asshole."
"You're the problem."
"Happy holidays, motherfuckers."
"Fucking science, bro."
"You could look this up."
"Don't neglect your sleep."
"You really know how to cut a rug."
"Be our guests, not mine."
"We'll rest up, we'll recover."
