Sorry For The Delay | EP.60
SONG LYRICS
[Verse]
Feathers ruffled plans in motion
Turkeys rise with pure devotion
Human heartstrings caught my eye
Love and war a mixed-up sky
[Verse 2]
Pecking orders dreams to lead
But her kindness planted seeds
World domination shifting ground
Love can turn a heart around
[Chorus]
Gonna win this war of hearts
Turkey's tango breakin' charts
From the coop to human smiles
Love and plotting reconcile
[Verse 3]
She saw past my vengeful claws
Humanity ain’t full of flaws
Feathers softened heartbeats loud
Turkeys soaring past the cloud
[Verse 4]
Dreams of conquest fading quick
Human warmth it makes me tick
No more battles no more fight
Just this love in glowing light
[Chorus]
Gonna win this war of hearts
Turkey's tango breakin' charts
From the coop to human smiles
Love and plotting reconcile
Chapters
00:00Celebrating Episode 60: A Milestone Moment
12:02Accidental Injuries: The Ice Incident
23:46Driving Dilemmas: The Nudge Debate
26:03Viewer Questions: Moving to Washington
30:35New Trends: Trader Joe's Mystery Bags
27:40AI Generated Song: Turkey's Tango
32:13Sebastian's Story: Part Two
42:56Internet or Bust: Life Without the Internet
48:08Sponge or Brick: Absorbing Information
52:11Fun Finds and Fortunes
Sound Bites
"I tore the skin off my fingertips."
"Is it just because you're older now?"
"I wanted to be closer to Funko."
"This bag is just lazy ass design."
"This one feels like a child painted it."
"Everything design is subjective."
"Alabama the beautiful."
"The turkey finds love in a human."
"Less internet means less jerking off."
"Are you sponge or a brick?"
"We're scrub daddies, buddy."
"If you love somebody, set them free."
