Sorry For The Delay | EP.71
Chapters
02:59Wine and Cider: Sipping into February
05:57NFL Updates: Chiefs vs. Eagles Showdown
08:54Conspiracy Corner: Traffic Lights and Big Coffee
11:57February Brain Brawl: Trivia Time
15:06Aggressive Baby Names: A New Trend
17:58Wrap-Up and Final Thoughts
25:58Aggressive Baby Names: A Philosophical Debate
29:52The Importance of Names and Their Impact
34:16Valentine's Day: Tradition vs. Modern Relationships
38:31Bringing Back the Bush: A Humorous Take on Grooming
41:49Raw Meat: Culinary Experimentation or Risky Business?
43:46Valentine's Day Plans: A Lighthearted Proposal
46:32Merchandise Update: Exciting New Apparel
51:30Fortunes Against Humanity: A Fun Ending
57:48Procrastination: A Call to Action
Sound Bites
"I just shit my pants. On camera. Live."
"This is the month of love and passion."
"I wanted to kick it off right, man."
"The month of love, Sean."
"It's the worst thing I've ever had."
"Why put them in a situation like that?"
"Aggressive baby names can hurt your child."
"You want to put good into the world."
"Do you still ask them to be your Valentine?"
"I'm not a fan of raw meat."
"Will you be my Valentine this year?"
"There's more than one way to skin a cat."
Transcript
Sean The Beach Goth (04:03.305)
Hello and welcome to another episode of Sorry for the Delay. We are your hosts. My name is Sean. This is Joshua. And Joshua, this is episode 71. If I am correct, correct? Yes. Yes. No, it's 71. I'm right. I got this. I know the maths.
Joshua DR. Feel Good (04:15.378)
No 72 is it 71? Okay. Yes, 71. You're right You're right. You're right. I I think it's the idea, right? I Know well clearly I don't know what day it is and I have no idea what's going on and we should also say this is another night episode For those, you know for everybody listening
Sean The Beach Goth (04:23.778)
God, anyways, how are you doing today,
Sean The Beach Goth (04:34.894)
just we're just gonna have yeah we're just gonna have night episodes all year that's that's the theme we're doing
Joshua DR. Feel Good (04:39.45)
Yeah, this could be the theme, you know, so the night ones as we say get a little different, get a little weird, but it also is the beginning of a new month. So, you know, it's kind of crazy how fast this month is going by or this year's going by. We're in the second freaking month of the year. It's kind of crazy. Yeah, buddy, but I'm good. I'm good actually considering, you know, just spending all day at work and having a night episode. I'm freaking ready to rock and roll, man. I'm glad to be here. Yeah.
Sean The Beach Goth (04:50.136)
Well that's right.
It's already February. Damn.
Nice. OK.
Sean The Beach Goth (05:06.382)
Let's get it bro, let's fucking get it. Wonderful. Just like how we start every episode, Joshua, do you have anything that you are sipping on this evening?
Joshua DR. Feel Good (05:12.498)
I do. I do actually and I hinted at it because we're in a new month. It is February so this is the the month of love and passion and and what's the best kind of drink to bring in passion and love?
Sean The Beach Goth (05:29.454)
Hawaiian Punch?
Joshua DR. Feel Good (05:31.25)
No, not a wine bunch. A nice big bottle of wine, my friend. A nice big bottle of wine.
Sean The Beach Goth (05:37.817)
Joshua is drinking Josh wine.
Joshua DR. Feel Good (05:43.701)
This is this is a Josh wine this is a Josh reserve from Paso Robles It's a 2001 Cabernet Savio, so how you say that John? There you go. Yeah, you know how to say that shit. You're a wine guy but yeah, I picked this thing up and Actually, I didn't pick it up. I've had it my my pantry for quite some time. I had to dust it off So I thought I'd crack it open for this
Sean The Beach Goth (05:57.134)
sa viande blanche.
Sean The Beach Goth (06:08.744)
Joshua DR. Feel Good (06:10.994)
this February, know, the month of love. uh, yeah. And, and Sean, Sean told me last time that you're supposed to like open these things, what like 15 or 20, like how long you supposed to let these things just breathe?
Sean The Beach Goth (06:14.018)
The month of
Sean The Beach Goth (06:22.668)
You're supposed to let it breathe. Yeah, you just let it breathe for a good few hours. But well, ideally, that would be nice. But realistically, I mean, 20 minutes, 30 minutes, whatever you got, however much time you have is the exact amount of time you should let that breathe. So.
Joshua DR. Feel Good (06:27.334)
Hours? shit. Hours.
Joshua DR. Feel Good (06:37.842)
Okay. Okay.
It's been at least 30 minutes, so shit. It's been breathing for a little bit, so I'm gonna go ahead and pour this into my cup. It's been breathing for a little bit. It's been locked up since, locked up since 2021, know, 2021, so it's about time. Yeah, what year are we in?
Sean The Beach Goth (06:45.665)
Okay, easy.
I've breathing for real.
Sean The Beach Goth (06:54.03)
That's not funny.
Sean The Beach Goth (06:59.406)
Damn, it's a good year. Good year, folks. 2021. I'm surprised you did, you did wine this week. I didn't get the memo. I feel kind of left out. I also feel kind of bummed out because wine is usually our specialty when we do our Valentine's Day episode. So there's that.
Joshua DR. Feel Good (07:04.464)
I we're gonna.
Joshua DR. Feel Good (07:17.584)
I it's still early, it's only February 4th, so we got time, you know, but I wanted to kick it off right, man. I wanted to start this month of passion with a little bit of wine. So, month of passion, exactly. And don't drink wine all the time, I'm not a big wino, so we'll see what this thing tastes like here.
Sean The Beach Goth (07:22.67)
That's true.
Sean The Beach Goth (07:29.322)
month of passion
Sean The Beach Goth (07:39.182)
There we go. I love how the wine glass has a sticker of our logo.
Joshua DR. Feel Good (07:45.05)
Wow, that's actually pretty freaking good. I'm not gonna lie, man. I'm not gonna lie. I'm not a big whiner like I just said
Sean The Beach Goth (07:45.269)
And.
Sean The Beach Goth (07:49.792)
smooth to the taste or what is it a what do got there you got some notes of pepper what do do what are doing
Joshua DR. Feel Good (07:52.85)
I'm I'm not gonna describe the taste that I can just tell you what it is. It's just a reserve man I had you know, it's one I think it's one of the nicer bottles that they carry Yeah, you're gonna have to just slide over to YouTube and check out the bottle and just go off my word here and check this thing out because I Yeah, I can't really describe the taste of it, but it's fucking good. You know, it's hitting the spot actually on tonight's episode
Sean The Beach Goth (08:01.431)
All right.
It looks fancy as fuck, I'll tell you that right now. It looks fancy.
Sean The Beach Goth (08:11.928)
That's nice. That's a bottle.
Sean The Beach Goth (08:18.178)
You that?
Joshua DR. Feel Good (08:19.69)
What do you? So yes, what's in my cup buddy shit? That was the longest intro ever on what's in my cup? Holy shit, yeah
Sean The Beach Goth (08:25.006)
good. All for you to open a bottle of wine. Jesus. All right. Like I mentioned last week, I got a bunch of ciders that I'm trying on the podcast. And this week's cider is this one right here. It is Newtopia cider. Cider is spelled C-Y-D-E-R, which is kind of weird, but it's a Pog cider. So check it out. Newtopia Pog cider. So Joshua, are you familiar with Pog? Like what the terminology Pog is?
Joshua DR. Feel Good (08:47.74)
That's cool. Pog. No, I'm not. No. Educate me.
Sean The Beach Goth (08:54.508)
So Pog is passion fruit, orange juice, and usually grapefruit. So let's find out how this tastes. Again, a cider.
my god, it tastes like armpits. it tastes it tastes horrendous.
Joshua DR. Feel Good (09:11.74)
Yeah.
Joshua DR. Feel Good (09:17.074)
Does it really taste like shit? It's bad?
No, no,
Sean The Beach Goth (09:23.558)
Okay This says it should be served at 40 to 50 degrees Fahrenheit in which it is. It's pretty damn cold but Joshua it tastes It tastes like poison in a weird way it tastes it tastes bitter it tastes like rancid vanilla and Like if you had a if you had an orange sitting out on like a hot table for about 40 hours like it tastes like that
Nothing about this is good Just just throwing that out there. Nothing about this is good so Thank God I have a backup here I have This I wasn't gonna show this one on the podcast because I was just sipping on this throughout the day, but this is incline cider It's blood orange. This Is good. This is delicious. The other thing I'm just gonna dump that out. That's horrible. That's god-awful. So
Joshua DR. Feel Good (09:58.651)
is good.
Sean The Beach Goth (10:20.79)
Anyways, forget this week's cider.
Joshua DR. Feel Good (10:22.834)
Well, that's that it's good. You have a backup. I do have a question. So are you going to like toss that one? Are you actually going to drink the rest of it? Oh shit was. Was it like a $10 beer? Like how much is the thing? Oh, for nine. OK, all right. Well, I guess.
Sean The Beach Goth (10:29.194)
I'm gonna have to. I'm gonna have to. I don't let liquor go to waste. This was, again, $4.99. $4.99 for this. But it's awful. It's fucking awful. I'm going in for another sip.
Joshua DR. Feel Good (10:43.696)
You know, somebody out there that likes that though.
Sean The Beach Goth (10:48.239)
it's so bitter! Why is it bitter? Ugh! Ugh!
Joshua DR. Feel Good (10:51.602)
Maybe he needs to age. Like wine. Maybe it gets better as it gets older. Like me.
Sean The Beach Goth (10:57.026)
I know. We'll let that sit there for a little while. Joshua, let me let me just jump over real quick. Let's get this out of the way here. Let's head on over to the NFL bracket because we had a little we got some updates. We got some updates in the NFL bracket this week. Joshua, the Bills, the Bills didn't come through for us, buddy. They they lost it, but it wasn't their fault. As I concluded in the episode, the referees love to play the game of football.
Joshua DR. Feel Good (11:11.697)
Yes we do.
Nope, done.
Sean The Beach Goth (11:27.47)
Those referees, man, they love it. So the bills are out. Bills are gone. We're left with the chiefs. And then the, uh, in a surprise victory that no one saw coming, uh, the Eagles crushed the commanders, uh, in what seemed to be a punishment, uh, well-deserving, uh, they basically wiped the floor with their entire team. Uh, what was it? 55 to 22, uh, something ridiculous like that.
Joshua DR. Feel Good (11:54.226)
I didn't see the game. I didn't see any of games. Yeah.
Sean The Beach Goth (11:57.527)
But yeah, so we're left with the Chiefs and Eagles. quite simple. We went one for one last week or the week before. So who do you got?
Joshua DR. Feel Good (12:09.848)
I know right? I still think the Eagles are strong enough to beat the Chiefs. I think so. I think it's just going to come down to...
Sean The Beach Goth (12:16.6)
You think so?
Joshua DR. Feel Good (12:23.51)
Like just not letting people cheat man. Just let Let's just have a game where people can just hit each other and break a couple fucking rules and nobody throws a flag and nobody gets paid off and and you know Taylor Swift maybe has diarrhea so she's not on camera so much or some shit, you know, like maybe maybe we just Play a real football game this this Super Bowl and stop fucking around with all the bullshit maybe
Sean The Beach Goth (12:40.024)
Mmm!
Sean The Beach Goth (12:50.328)
I doubt it. I highly doubt it. But I'm going to go with you. I think we're both set on the Eagles. But there can only be one Victor. So I don't know, buddy. Like, you're not going to pick the Chiefs. I don't want to pick the Chiefs, but I'm going to have to for the sake of going one for one here. So not like it means anything. You've already lost this competition. But
Joshua DR. Feel Good (13:15.654)
Yeah. Correct.
Sean The Beach Goth (13:19.534)
I'm gonna have to go Chiefs on this one. So there you go guys. Sure. Of course. Yeah, of course you may. Yeah. Okay. Yeah.
Joshua DR. Feel Good (13:21.298)
Can I make a prediction for next year? I'm going to say it right now on February 4th, 2025. The Chiefs will not win next year's Super Bowl.
Sean The Beach Goth (13:35.544)
You've already heard first, I'm sorry for the delay. Episode 71. The Chiefs will not win next year's Super Bowl. I second that. I second that opinion. So let's hope we've willed it into existence as the book from the past, the secret, we willed it up. So there you go, buddy. That's all I wanted to do. Just bring up that because the I watched both the games and they were as good as you would think. So.
Joshua DR. Feel Good (13:41.583)
They will not.
Do think so?
Joshua DR. Feel Good (14:01.468)
Yeah, I was doing something better. I was not playing golf. Yeah. I was surprised that like a lot of people were out there on the golf course while these football games are going on. Cause it seemed like people did give a shit, but I was like, if everybody gives a shit about these games, why are they here on the golf course instead of watching these games? So
Sean The Beach Goth (14:04.086)
Yeah, bet you were playing with your balls. I love it.
Sean The Beach Goth (14:19.95)
I don't think they give a shit though. I don't think any of them do realistically. Like none of the West coast teams are in there, you know, nobody. So why would the West coast care? The biggest market care about any of these people and their football, you know.
Joshua DR. Feel Good (14:35.634)
Biggest old point
Sean The Beach Goth (14:37.954)
Solid points buddy, solid points. You know what else brings solid points, my dude? My next segment that I'm going to introduce this week, buddy. I did something creative and dare I say interesting, or maybe that's just a theory that I had. Welcome Joshua to what I like to call conspiracy corner. I want to introduce a new segment called conspiracy corner this week.
Joshua DR. Feel Good (14:41.932)
What? I'm gonna bring solid points back.
Sean The Beach Goth (15:06.741)
And I just want you to...
Either debunk these theories that I'm about to give you Joshua or maybe you agree with these theories I'm about to give you and for the audience, maybe you agree, maybe you don't, but I have some good ones here. With the first one being Joshua, traffic lights are designed to make you late. All right. Now hear me out, buddy. Hear me out. Traffic lights are part of a secret system designed to make you late for work, school,
Joshua DR. Feel Good (15:30.438)
Hmm, okay. All right
Sean The Beach Goth (15:40.77)
Maybe some important life events? The government? Or maybe, here's the thing, or maybe big coffee. Big coffee controls the timing of the lights to increase stress levels, making you more likely to buy coffee, energy drinks, anti-anxiety medication. Because Joshua, have you ever noticed how you hit every red light when you're already running late? That's not a coincidence, buddy.
It's actually a carefully orchestrated plan to keep you frazzled and spending money. All right. Now I know, I know farfetched, farfetched. know, but here's the proof, Here's the proof. Traffic lights always seem to turn red just as you approach them, even when there's no cross traffic. All right. That's, that's proof. Number one proof. Number two, the rise of drive through coffee shops, my dude.
Joshua DR. Feel Good (16:30.77)
You
Sean The Beach Goth (16:37.656)
drive through coffee shops, right? It correlates perfectly to the increase of traffic light malfunctions, all right? There have been a lot of malfunctioning traffic lights next to coffee shops. I'm just saying, I'm just saying, all right? And the last thing I have for you as proof, is have you ever seen the inside of a traffic light control center? The answer is no, because it's top secret. All right?
So traffic lights are designed to make you late, my dude. That's what I'm getting at. I'm getting you feeling that or you're not feeling it.
Joshua DR. Feel Good (17:09.572)
I think that's a no I think I mean I think traffic lights are on purpose trying to get me through because they know I'm spewing oil all over the damn road you know and they know I'm an environmental hazard so they want me off the street as fast as possible so they see my truck coming and smoking I probably look like a fire truck to the lights like this thing's fucking on fire like I I look exactly like what they want to go through the light
Sean The Beach Goth (17:21.264)
Hehehehehe
Sean The Beach Goth (17:27.406)
You
hahahahah
Joshua DR. Feel Good (17:39.466)
I feel like yellow lights stay yellow longer for me. Green lights do the same thing. I don't live that far from where I work, but I feel like I generally hit green lights more than I get stuck behind the, the, you know, yellow ones. mean, maybe, maybe, maybe here's a cons, you know, maybe, maybe they're just mad at the Prius that you drive. Maybe because you're a fucking priest driver.
Sean The Beach Goth (17:58.168)
Maybe you're the exception. Maybe you're the exception.
Joshua DR. Feel Good (18:07.804)
those lights are just like fuck this guy he's probably just you know what I mean you're like the green guy and so they're just like slow this guy down
Sean The Beach Goth (18:08.974)
Maybe? Maybe.
Sean The Beach Goth (18:15.128)
a weird guy.
Joshua DR. Feel Good (18:18.36)
Maybe they see your car and they're just like, fuck this dude. You know what I'm saying?
Sean The Beach Goth (18:19.777)
You
I can see that. I can see that. I definitely can see it, but I'm holding to my theory. Traffic lights are just big coffee. Trying to get you to buy more shit, buddy. That's, that's my theory. That's my theory and I'm sticking to it. I have two other theories, but I'm kind of going long on this theory thing. So I'm probably going to bring back the next one next week. So we'll just stick with that. So audience, let me know if you think that big coffee is causing you to be late. Anyways, that's all I had, buddy.
Joshua DR. Feel Good (18:38.578)
That's okay.
Sean The Beach Goth (18:52.672)
I'll bring up the next two next week.
Joshua DR. Feel Good (18:54.898)
I'm very I love conspiracies anybody's got conspiracies you please drop them in the comment because I would love to Chat about conspiracies. I go all day on conspirators. I watch that shit all the time and I love it
Sean The Beach Goth (18:57.324)
I know you do.
Sean The Beach Goth (19:06.414)
Well, apparently not because you didn't hear about this theory Joshua like this is a big theory so
Joshua DR. Feel Good (19:13.168)
The traffic light. Yeah, you're right. didn't hear about that one.
Sean The Beach Goth (19:15.864)
Yeah, you're welcome.
Joshua DR. Feel Good (19:17.618)
Now next when I go to work tomorrow, I'm gonna be watching this damn light now to be like Yeah, yeah, it's like is this gonna happen. It's kind of funny
Sean The Beach Goth (19:18.702)
You're gonna be watching the lights. Yeah
All right, buddy, let's head on over to the chat with this section. Let's I know we got some topics in there.
Joshua DR. Feel Good (19:33.308)
Yeah, we got a couple of topics. as we usually do, we get into it a little bit. Sean, would you like to read today's chat with us topics or should I?
Sean The Beach Goth (19:38.318)
Mm-hmm.
I will try my best sir. The first topic that we have here is February brain brawl. I can read. I can read. I can read. The next topic is aggressive baby names. The one after that is be my Valentine. Next one is bring the Bush back. Okay. And the last one is
Joshua DR. Feel Good (19:43.419)
Okay.
Joshua DR. Feel Good (20:05.026)
That one might get little dicey. Just throwing it out there.
Sean The Beach Goth (20:10.24)
eating raw meat. Interesting.
Joshua DR. Feel Good (20:12.348)
That one can get dicey too right after bringing the bush back just saying so just if you got kids in the room Just just you might want to get him out and when that comes up Alright so February brain brawls Sean We haven't gone here in a while, but we can't do this without stepping over into one of my favorite rooms we got to go over into The inside of what brain what Sean's brain looks like we got to go into the the brain room
Sean The Beach Goth (20:15.726)
Two first.
Sean The Beach Goth (20:22.786)
Alright, so... brain brawl.
Sean The Beach Goth (20:34.766)
Hmm.
Joshua DR. Feel Good (20:41.946)
or the trivia room, whatever the... That, think, is the inside of your brain right there. And we're gonna jam through these because, you know, we can get through these pretty quick. But, this has to do with, we're in a new month, I like to test Sean's brain and his knowledge with new month trivia and just little fun facts. So Sean, for your first, how many questions I got for you Sean? I think I got around like four. Okay, so Sean.
Sean The Beach Goth (20:43.15)
Is that really what my brain looks like? I thought it would be much smaller.
Sean The Beach Goth (21:10.958)
Four questions? Holy shit, man. Yeah.
Joshua DR. Feel Good (21:12.55)
Do you know what the February birthstone is?
Sean The Beach Goth (21:19.502)
Uhhh, Ruby.
Joshua DR. Feel Good (21:21.81)
that your final answer?
Sean The Beach Goth (21:23.192)
Yeah, if I don't get it right, I'm gonna take a sip of the gross cider.
Joshua DR. Feel Good (21:26.066)
This is perfect. We should yeah, we should make this a thing when every time you get one of these wrong or right so Sean you're wrong
Sean The Beach Goth (21:32.238)
no!
Joshua DR. Feel Good (21:34.066)
This month's birthstone is amethysts which is said to symbolize love, Sean. Love. Remember this is the month of love, Sean. It's the month of love. The look on your face, and I wish people could see this right now if you're just listening, Sean's face is just... he went from like good-looking to like...
Sean The Beach Goth (21:46.284)
I don't know how I am at this represents love. thought rubies represented loves or diamonds. It tastes like armpit drops. It tastes every time I drink this. tastes like armpits.
Sean The Beach Goth (21:57.646)
Sean The Beach Goth (22:01.806)
you
Joshua DR. Feel Good (22:03.186)
An old turd that you see in the backyard of them sitting in the sun for a while just dried out and just
Sean The Beach Goth (22:05.006)
It's so gross it's so gross you got I'm gonna I'm gonna buy one just so can try it There you go
Joshua DR. Feel Good (22:12.338)
Please do. Maybe that'll happen in Vegas when we go. Number two, Sean. Here we go. What is the flower of February?
Sean The Beach Goth (22:18.414)
Yep. Please God, is it easy? my God. The flower of February is gotta be the rose. Fuck me.
Joshua DR. Feel Good (22:29.882)
Wrong. It is the violet. It is a violet. Which is said to represent purity and loyalty. So write that one down. Sean's going to be feeling very good after these ones. Got a couple more. Alright Sean, maybe you can get this one. The writing is on the wall for this next one. Do you know what the color for the month of February is? What color?
Sean The Beach Goth (22:35.118)
These grows.
Sean The Beach Goth (22:43.246)
Yeah, okay, wall. It's a wall.
Sean The Beach Goth (22:59.266)
Better be red. It better be red.
Joshua DR. Feel Good (23:02.546)
Bro, bro. Nope. That's your final answer. Sorry Sean the color
Sean The Beach Goth (23:03.404)
Wait, wait, it's not my final answer. Hang on. No! No! Please God.
Joshua DR. Feel Good (23:10.603)
Purple
Sean The Beach Goth (23:14.03)
You
Joshua DR. Feel Good (23:15.154)
Keep drinking buddy, keep drinking. Shoulda gave you a straw. Oh yeah, are you swishing that around? Holy shit, everybody, this guy's.
Sean The Beach Goth (23:23.232)
So people that see people know that I'm drinking it. It's disgusting. It's horrendous. It's the worst thing I've ever had.
Joshua DR. Feel Good (23:26.002)
You
Okay, well let's get through it. We only got one more. One more of these. Alright Sean, your final February fun little factor, whatever the hell you want to call this thing. Do you know the astrological signs for February?
Sean The Beach Goth (23:33.902)
Ugh.
Sean The Beach Goth (23:45.31)
my god. Capricorn?
Joshua DR. Feel Good (23:51.364)
I say signs. Multiple signs.
Sean The Beach Goth (23:53.55)
So it's more than one. What's the cancer? Crab?
Joshua DR. Feel Good (24:00.946)
Sorry Sean, you're done buddy. It is Aquarius and Pisces buddy. Take another sip of your shit water over there. Jesus Christ, I'm sorry.
Sean The Beach Goth (24:05.902)
my god
Sean The Beach Goth (24:14.967)
Hehehehehe
Joshua DR. Feel Good (24:17.276)
He's Wait cries over that. I'm sipping on this nice wine. Thank you everybody.
Sean The Beach Goth (24:24.358)
it's so bad. Ugh.
Joshua DR. Feel Good (24:28.316)
but it's so good buddy it is so good. Alright you ready to move on? Alright here we go aggressive baby name Sean. So apparently this is a trend aggressive baby names like I don't know why you would want to name your baby something aggressive like you want him to come into the world already just like kicking people's asses and shit like so I was sent
Sean The Beach Goth (24:30.318)
Yeah, I'm ready to move on. No more of that, please.
Sean The Beach Goth (24:37.705)
Sure.
Sean The Beach Goth (24:48.394)
You
Sean The Beach Goth (24:52.424)
Like what's an aggressive baby name? Like please tell me. Sure.
Joshua DR. Feel Good (24:56.958)
Couple names here and I just want to ask you if these are and and if people want to get involved all we love your We love your feedback. So maybe you have your own aggressive baby names You want to drop in the comments or you know some feedback? But what do you think about this name for an aggressive baby name arson too soon?
Sean The Beach Goth (25:15.566)
Oh. Oh, weird. Weird. Just feels weird. I don't like it. Mm. Nah.
Joshua DR. Feel Good (25:20.514)
You don't like arson is that aggressive is that would you consider that aggressive or just why would you name your child arson?
Sean The Beach Goth (25:27.99)
I'm sorry, I'm burping up the flavor of armpit right now. It's wonderful. well, God, I would not want to name my child arson. I mean, when you say it like that, it kind of does sound cool though. Like, Hey, what's your name boy? My name's arson. Like it's got a Western feel to it. So it's kind of nice. Yeah.
Joshua DR. Feel Good (25:37.42)
Okay.
Joshua DR. Feel Good (25:47.346)
As he's flipping his Zippo in his hand, he's like, you know, just, yeah. All right, Arson, how about the name Cutter?
Sean The Beach Goth (25:58.542)
cutter I've heard before but cutter can also be like someone who cuts in line you know so it's not it's not that bad I mean that one's definitely that's aggressive for sure but yeah I I wouldn't put it past anybody
Joshua DR. Feel Good (26:06.034)
Okay, not bad.
Joshua DR. Feel Good (26:12.688)
No, that'd be you. could. OK, you'd sign off on that in hospital if it showed up on a sheet. OK, all right. How about dagger?
Sean The Beach Goth (26:16.884)
Yeah, yeah that one I would. Yeah for sure.
Sean The Beach Goth (26:23.446)
Now you're just naming your kids after like knives and shit. So like what's next katana, you know like Glocky, you know, I Mean, yeah, I'm not signing off on dagger. That's I Mean, I'll call it cat dagger, but I won't call a kid dagger
Joshua DR. Feel Good (26:26.098)
You
Joshua DR. Feel Good (26:32.498)
No, you're not doing dagger dagger Doug, okay
Alright, got two more. Two more. How about shooter?
Sean The Beach Goth (26:48.134)
That you're just asking for trouble on that one. Like you're just asking for your kid to like grow up and make the news, you know, like why put them in a situation like that? So not signing off on that one either.
Joshua DR. Feel Good (27:00.56)
Nope, that's out of the, you know, just to bring it back, you know, there was a shooter McGavin in a happy Gilmore just throwing it out there.
Sean The Beach Goth (27:08.777)
really, really letting that Adam Sandler stuff go this year.
Joshua DR. Feel Good (27:10.61)
Shooter McGavin. Yeah, I'm not letting go, man. I'm letting go. Final one. How about Blade?
Sean The Beach Goth (27:19.608)
Well, Blade is just being named after an iconic superhero, but it's also close to Katana. So why not just step it up, you know, call him Katana. So, I mean, at least with Blade, you're named after something cool. So, yeah, I'm okay with that one. I'll sign that one off. Yeah, what's enough? I would make that executive order.
Joshua DR. Feel Good (27:29.842)
You
Joshua DR. Feel Good (27:34.866)
Yeah. All right. So you'd set off on blade. Okay. All right. So you, so how do you feel overall about aggressive baby names now that we've gone through a few of them? Do you feel like, do you think twice before naming a baby? Like, are you just, whatever comes in your head after you push that monster out of your body and that's just kind of what you name it.
Sean The Beach Goth (27:58.732)
I mean, that's now you're just asking me a full like a Phil. What is it? Philosophical, philosophical, philosophical question about life, you know, and people's like minds. I am a strong believer that the name you give your child is going to be like either good for them or it's going to hurt them in the long run. You know, so if you name your kid shooter.
Joshua DR. Feel Good (28:06.812)
Philosophical?
Yeah, yeah, like just... Yeah. I mean...
Sean The Beach Goth (28:26.818)
you can only expect bad things. So aggressive baby names, man. Hey, if you want to, you want to put that out there, sure. Go for it. Like let me know how far your kid gets in life. but yeah, I'm not, I'm not digging it. Like there's no point. Like, I don't know, man. Wait.
Joshua DR. Feel Good (28:39.058)
You
Joshua DR. Feel Good (28:43.92)
Yeah, I mean, I guess I'm kind of an agreeance there. Like if you name your kids, you know, a certain type of name and it has like meaning with it, you know, if there's like a, like a presence that it gives when somebody will like, Hey, there's shooter, like, whoa, people put that guy down. You know what I'm saying? Or that guy, know, just like, like, so I get it. you know, I mean, on the other end, there's like really nice names, you know, there's like Luna, you know, there's all these like, you know,
Sean The Beach Goth (29:09.622)
Yeah, Loon is a nice thing.
Joshua DR. Feel Good (29:11.876)
There's all these kind of like pretty names that you can put out there. So I guess yeah, you're right. You could
Sean The Beach Goth (29:15.318)
Yeah, why not put good into the world and not bad? Like, fuck those people. Fuck those people who want to put bad out into the world.
Joshua DR. Feel Good (29:19.778)
Yeah. Agree. I guess I could say we agree to that.
Sean The Beach Goth (29:23.854)
There you go. Yeah, we do. We agree to that. Because we only want to put good out into the world, Joshua. And you know what else is good? That's right, buddy. That's right. Another sorry for the delay. AI play. So this week, my dude, we have what could be another banger. Dare I say it? Go ahead and share my screen with you guys here. Like all the weeks before us.
Joshua DR. Feel Good (29:31.6)
Yeah, lots of good.
Sean The Beach Goth (29:52.75)
I don't know when we started this, guess it was 19 weeks ago. Head on over to sorry for the delay dot live slash AI radio and you can hear this song in its entirety. But Joshua, this song is called Shadows and Secrets and we're just gonna go ahead and let it play out. So here you go.
Sean The Beach Goth (32:09.538)
Alright, Joshua, there you go. If you guys want to hear that song in its entirety, again, head on over to Starfieldlaidoutlive.ai radio and it'll be right there for you. How did you feel about that conspiracy theoried song?
Joshua DR. Feel Good (32:22.512)
I dig it. can dig. know as we were going, there's like I heard what some Bigfoot in there chasing some UFOs. I definitely like that was a trumpet. That's it. That's I don't know all my instruments.
Sean The Beach Goth (32:27.266)
Bigfoot. Yep. Yep.
Sean The Beach Goth (32:32.81)
yeah, it was a trumpet baby. I was feeling the trumpet mood when I was creating that shit. Like I was like, give me more trumpet and it gave me the trumpet. It was nice. So. Yeah, another another genre take on their gesture. That was a that was supposed to be a rockabilly mixed with what they call space rock, which was interesting. Then we had the addition of the trumpet in their big band. So it was nice. Very nice.
Joshua DR. Feel Good (32:37.458)
Yeah.
and give me more tripin'.
That's cool, I like that.
Joshua DR. Feel Good (32:58.128)
Hmm. What was the song before? Did you have trumpet in the song before too? Or was it like... Yeah.
Sean The Beach Goth (33:03.746)
The song before was the Vegas song and there was a trumpet solo in there, but the trumpet solo was amazing, but it was only one time throughout that song. That, the one we played today had a bunch of trumpet in it and I was just feeling trumpety. know, trumpeting my trumpet.
Joshua DR. Feel Good (33:12.601)
Okay, okay.
Joshua DR. Feel Good (33:18.438)
Got it. Got it. We got two back to back songs with trumpets.
Sean The Beach Goth (33:24.418)
Yes, two back to back bangers with Trumpet, my dude. So, also before we move on, buddy, I want to give a quick shout out to someone we know both personally, Joshua. His name is Palpore. You can search him up on Spotify and check out his latest album that he came out with. He just dropped an album. We, Joshua and I know him from our travels in life and
He's an amazing artist. So check him out. he did give us permission to play one of his songs on this podcast, but we're going to wait. We're actually going to have something with him involved with it. So we're going to go ahead and hold off on all that, but a shout out to him. Great album. Really enjoy it. So credit where credit's due, man.
But let's go ahead and move on buddy. Be my valentine.
Joshua DR. Feel Good (34:13.394)
Be my Valentine. Alright, so we're not gonna dive too much into this, but I am curious, Sean, because both of us have been in very, we've been in long relationships and yeah, yeah, we've known each other quite some time. Yeah, this is true. It's true. But you have a special somebody in your life and I have a special somebody in my life.
Sean The Beach Goth (34:28.45)
Together. Yes.
Joshua DR. Feel Good (34:39.186)
The question this kind of arose and I was talking to you know, some of my friends here and some of the listeners and the question was posed. Do you still have to ask your your the person you've been with for you know, Mary to or in a long relationship with you stop to ask them if they would you know want to be your Valentine? Is this still a question you should ask even though you've been in that relationship for you know?
Sean The Beach Goth (35:05.1)
see, okay.
Joshua DR. Feel Good (35:08.526)
years on end or what have you maybe it's a brand new one yeah
Sean The Beach Goth (35:10.222)
for eons, decades? Yeah, I'd say I think you still do. I think you still do. It keeps the keeps the passion going, you know, and it's like a little cutesy thing that you can do. So I would say yes. I would say definitely. I mean, do you still ask them to be your Valentine?
Joshua DR. Feel Good (35:27.804)
See this came up last year and I think it came up because I'm not a big Valentine's Day person. Not that I'm jaded with the whole thing but you know, flowers die, you know what I mean? And flowers are expensive. Chocolate, that's expensive too. You know, and it's not, I mean I know money's just a thing but like.
Sean The Beach Goth (35:45.688)
they are. It's delicious. But delicious.
Joshua DR. Feel Good (35:53.936)
Man, it's kind of hard to go out and buy like, you know, $60 worth of flowers and just watch them die in four days and you're just like, holy shit. You know, like, could I have done something else other than buy you flowers? I sound like a dick. But, but.
Sean The Beach Goth (36:07.342)
You
Sean The Beach Goth (36:11.214)
Well, there's your answer, everybody.
Joshua DR. Feel Good (36:13.586)
I mean, yeah, like I think it'd be fun to still do that. It's romantic. I think it's a nice thing to do. You should just do that if you want to be passionate and you want to keep things fun. Yeah, you can still, but my thing would be like, what if she said no? Or what if your partner said no?
Sean The Beach Goth (36:28.75)
Well, then you go out and you find a different Valentine. It's that easy, buddy. Like, you do not settle for a no. All right? You go out you find a yes. All right?
Joshua DR. Feel Good (36:37.67)
Does that mean you break up with them? Does that mean it's over? If they say no to you, like, do you move out at that point? Do you stop, you know, like take them off the house, you know, remove them off the wheel, you know, like they just denied like.
Sean The Beach Goth (36:40.29)
No. No.
Sean The Beach Goth (36:45.581)
Sure. No, you leave the toilet seat up is what you do,
Joshua DR. Feel Good (36:52.782)
no, no, we don't leave the toilet seat up around here. We know what happens when that happens, man. Yeah, Browntown. You go to Browntown when you see that shit. Don't know seats up, buddy.
Sean The Beach Goth (37:05.684)
I don't know man, guess you would have to question your relationship if they said no. But fucking cross that bridge when it happens, you
Joshua DR. Feel Good (37:14.396)
Yeah, can I say one more thing about that? I I bought Last year shit might even be long and that'd be honestly I bought a tin a heart-shaped tin That had like the little baby Yoda on it. You know the Star Wars baby Yoda You know, what's it? What's that thing group? Not group where they call that thing a little baby Yoda Grogu yellow grogu On there that still has the plastic wrap on it. I love my girlfriend, but she never opened it
Sean The Beach Goth (37:30.914)
Yeah, of course. Grogu. Grogu.
So yeah, what was the point of that? What was the point? You know, you could have just, you could have just said, Hey, here's a picture of a piece of chocolate, you know, like, I think actually you reminded me, did, did they ever plant the seeds that you got? Like you bought flower seeds and nothing happened with that. So I guess the question becomes, what's the point of all that really, you know, is it just to show that you care? And what's the difference between doing that and just saying, Hey, I care about you.
Joshua DR. Feel Good (37:43.555)
So the chocolates.
Joshua DR. Feel Good (37:51.148)
You
Joshua DR. Feel Good (37:56.942)
No, no, the seats. Yeah.
Sean The Beach Goth (38:11.79)
Thank you for being here, you know? Like what's the difference in that? You're gonna forget both of them, clearly. So, I don't know, man.
Joshua DR. Feel Good (38:18.832)
Yeah, so it's like you're buying gifts, right? You're buying gifts. You're doing all this stuff you're doing for, you know, for the love of it, which kind of brings me to like my next topic.
Bring bringing the Bush back. What better way to tell your Valentine's you know the one that just asked you you know they want to be your Valentine and you want to be theirs than just to just to let it grow out. Just bring the Bush back.
Sean The Beach Goth (38:34.094)
bringing the bush back.
Sean The Beach Goth (38:48.151)
you
Joshua DR. Feel Good (38:52.08)
the gift that keeps giving. You know, everybody loves a little short and Curly's, you know, we all, we all, we all just, you know, you hang, you know, ornaments off them and stuff, you know, a little foot, you know, you can just, just.
Sean The Beach Goth (38:59.48)
Okay. What? What? Got Christmas trees growing down there? What? Okay. Sure.
Joshua DR. Feel Good (39:10.086)
I mean, I'm just I'm talking about bushes bro. I'm talking about just bringing the bush back So what do think about the bush man? Do think that's a good do you think bringing the bush back in 2025? It's Valentine's Day we got it, you know, I mean I mean This is for this is the build-up to it man cuz it takes time things just don't
Sean The Beach Goth (39:18.51)
Do I think bringing the bush back? my god, where have we gone? What? It's not Valentine's Day. This is February 4th. This is not Valentine's.
Sean The Beach Goth (39:36.919)
Okay.
Joshua DR. Feel Good (39:37.788)
Bushes just don't grow overnight. You know, this, you got to, you got to, you got to water the got to condition the bush.
Sean The Beach Goth (39:40.29)
Yeah, good point. Yeah, it takes time. He's not wrong. He's not wrong. It takes time, for sure.
Hey, we it's like the it's like the armpit hair thing all over again. It's your body do whatever you want I don't care like sure go for you want to bring the bush back bring it back, baby bring it back so I'm here for the bush. Yeah, is it my only gift if that's my only gift. I'm sending it back. Oh Oh, it's a good gift. Yes, of course any bush is a good gift Support the bush baby. Hell yeah, but if it's my only gift, then I'm sending it back
Joshua DR. Feel Good (39:47.942)
Gotta shape the bush.
Joshua DR. Feel Good (39:58.45)
Okay, so you're for the Bush. That's a good gift? That's a good gift? No, it's a good gift. Do you think it's a good gift?
Yeah, you support the bush.
Sean The Beach Goth (40:17.272)
Just putting that out there.
Joshua DR. Feel Good (40:17.54)
Okay, you're sending it back. Alright, which is a nice segue, sending it back. Alright, well now that you got your bush... What?
Sean The Beach Goth (40:24.62)
Wait, hang on. You didn't even answer either. Like, are you bringing the bush back? Are you just leaving the What are you doing?
Joshua DR. Feel Good (40:30.78)
man I just I live in the bush bro I live in the bush I am the Homer Simpson meme where he disappears into the bush slowly that's me I am the bush yeah yeah find me on the beach you'll you'll spot me real quick okay be real easy to see me on the beach
Sean The Beach Goth (40:49.674)
Alright, we can move on.
you
Joshua DR. Feel Good (40:59.526)
Alright, now that you brought the bush back, why don't you add a little raw meat to the bush? So Sean, eating raw meat. What do you think about this? It's not really a trend, but what do you think about eating uncooked raw meat?
Sean The Beach Goth (41:02.117)
Yeah, yeah.
Sean The Beach Goth (41:21.71)
We're talking like steak tartare. So steak tartare is basically uncooked raw meat. I'm not a fan of it, to be honest with you. I'm really not a fan of anything. I mean, other than sushi, which is a different type of type of thing, I guess. But I don't know. I feel like meat like that should be cooked to a certain temperature. Otherwise you'll get pretty sick. So I'm not I'm not doing it. I'm not doing it.
Joshua DR. Feel Good (41:43.548)
Mm-hmm.
Joshua DR. Feel Good (41:49.522)
No? Not doing the raw meat thing? I don't know. I'm always down to try different things. You know, I think I'd be down for a little bit of raw meat.
Sean The Beach Goth (41:51.874)
Not doing the wrong meat.
Sean The Beach Goth (42:00.974)
Well, I also have a sensitive stomach too. Joshua, your stomach is like iron clad, you know, it's it nothing can break that shit, you know, so you to try raw meat. Sure. I believe it, but I've, I probably ate raw meat. would suffer. I would just be sitting on the toilet for days. So
Joshua DR. Feel Good (42:22.012)
So do you base their food off like, will you not even experiment because you know you'll just shit yourself? Is that like, you won't even just try it?
Sean The Beach Goth (42:28.926)
yeah, yeah, I live a very, no, I probably won't. Yeah. I live a very, neutral food life, I guess you would say, like unless I'm like, I know that I have nothing to do for the next two days and I want to try something exotic, then sure. I'll try something, but, knowing that I would probably just end up dying. I'll stay away from it.
Joshua DR. Feel Good (42:54.002)
Isn't there things that people with sensitive stomachs can eat or try before you go out? You know, isn't there? Yeah.
Sean The Beach Goth (43:01.506)
There's stuff for like lactose intolerant pills that you can take, but that's different. That's not we're not talking about that with meat. Yeah, I'm not.
Joshua DR. Feel Good (43:08.658)
So you're not pre-gaming. You're not gonna be like, know what, I'm gonna go out and I'm just gonna do some different, maybe try butt stuff, you know, and just like take a pill to, you know, experiment with some food.
Sean The Beach Goth (43:14.83)
Nah, nah, I'm good. I'll watch you eat it. And you can really try your best to describe the taste to me, you know, but I'm not gonna eat it. Like I'm not doing it.
Joshua DR. Feel Good (43:27.218)
You
Joshua DR. Feel Good (43:32.637)
All right, all right. All right. Well, you know, I just you know, maybe somebody out there wants to experiment come Valentine's Day and try a little bit of raw meat, you know
Sean The Beach Goth (43:35.544)
Thank you.
Sean The Beach Goth (43:41.634)
Yeah, good point. Joshua, forgot to ask you. Joshua, will you be my Valentine this year,
Joshua DR. Feel Good (43:46.988)
I will do my best to be your valentine this year.
Sean The Beach Goth (43:53.174)
Wonderful. Because I think we got a Valentine's Day episode coming up pretty soon. So I'm pretty excited for that. you know what we forgot to mention, buddy? We mentioned that it was a late night pod, but we should also mention that during this episode, when this premieres, actually, probably what I should have said better, Joshua and I in Vegas, we have touched down in Vegas and we are probably partying or we are just
Joshua DR. Feel Good (43:57.746)
Yeah.
Sean The Beach Goth (44:21.784)
tired and exhausted from the flight. But just so you guys know, we are in Vegas this week. So we are in Vegas for a plethora of reasons, but one of the reasons we are there is for what I'm wearing right now, Joshua. I am wearing a Sorry for the Delay t-shirt with our beautiful mermaid girl on there, just like how you have in your background there. And I have a whole bunch of these, not the same ones, but all different.
all of our designs. have at least one of them and we've done a bunch of test prints and a bunch of sample orders and I went through a bunch of different things to get the qualities right and so we're working pretty hard to get this stuff ready and willing to go but there's no release date yet but I just want to show you guys kind of what to expect so it's the logo on the front and then this same logo is on the back side of me which is pretty cool.
And then the inside of the neck lining has our, sorry for the delay logo, like the one Joshua's wearing right now. And it's pretty nice. It's a soft, comfortable shirt. It'll come in black and it'll come in white with, sometimes we'll do some special color variants that we have the options to do. And everything will be free shipping, still working on prices, but no release date yet. Just know that we have everything and we're getting everything set up. So.
want to give that update because yes I am wearing it and yes it is beautiful and yes I am cute.
Joshua DR. Feel Good (45:53.106)
Yeah, and what Sean doesn't know is the I mean he sees the image on the background and on my screen up there What he doesn't know is that's actually hidden camera that sits behind him right now And I've been watching him this whole time so that it's a camera pointed out his back So that is what's that's what's on his back right now that giant logo back there. So that's yeah
Sean The Beach Goth (46:04.078)
That makes a lot of sense that makes a lot of sense now Yeah, yeah. Shit Well, that's good that the camera is not lowered any further because I don't have pants on so there's that Well, no, patron members God anyways, wanted to give a I just wanted to give an update on that everybody
Joshua DR. Feel Good (46:19.858)
That's the other that's the patreon Let's see. Let's see other version of this podcast that we're working on the under the desk cast
Sean The Beach Goth (46:32.396)
But Joshua, let's start landing this plane my dude. fortunes, lucky numbers, fun finds. What do we got going on today?
Joshua DR. Feel Good (46:35.398)
Everybody.
Joshua DR. Feel Good (46:41.01)
My goodness, I said I was going to do something different this, uh, this time around because you ran out of, uh, the other fortunes we were doing and I'm sick and tired of them gross ass toxic Panda cookies. I mean, they got like yellow dye number seven, 69 fucking other ingredients that'll, you know, make your butt bleed. Um, so what I did is I went out and you guys are familiar with this.
Batch right here. These are the dirty dozen. I think we got some good fortune out of the dirty dozen So I restocked on the yeah, I restocked on the dirty dozen version of the cookies which we you know, we had some fun with those but I spun it a little bit different this time around because they had other options out there and the one I decided to go with then I'm let Sean pick which one I should open because I haven't opened any of these yet is I also picked up these guys it's another version of these cookies and it's the
Sean The Beach Goth (47:12.79)
you got some more. Okay.
Sean The Beach Goth (47:29.164)
Joshua DR. Feel Good (47:35.76)
The Fortunes Against Humanity Cookies.
Sean The Beach Goth (47:40.746)
Okay, alright. Well then, hmm.
Joshua DR. Feel Good (47:42.254)
If you're not familiar, there's a game out there with the cards against humanity, but now they have a fortunes against humanity that goes along with this. And these aren't sponsored. We're not sponsored by these people in any way. I just think these are pretty fun. so Sean, if you want to go with the fortunes against humanity,
Sean The Beach Goth (48:01.164)
I think we gotta, no we gotta do the new one. We gotta do the fortunes against humanity. Yeah, why not? Dirty Dozen can wait. Let's get through these ones.
Joshua DR. Feel Good (48:05.074)
Okay, all right. Okay, what do we got? So there's this is a new batch. So this there's 12 of these cookies inside this box, the fortune against humanity. And like I said, I haven't opened this yet. So hopefully don't make this too difficult. No, it's pretty basic. Holy shit. It was that easy. Makes me think they're not. I don't know. I'm a little skeptical about these. There's no tape. There's no there is no like, like factory. There's nothing on there. Yeah, it makes me kind of nervous.
Sean The Beach Goth (48:21.878)
shit, I'm starting to see.
Sean The Beach Goth (48:31.326)
no factory seal or anything? Weird. Well, I mean, are you going to eat the cookies? If you're not going to eat the cookies, I don't think there's an issue here. Yeah. No, grab the one from the very bottom. Go down to the very bottom of the box and just pull that first one up.
Joshua DR. Feel Good (48:34.918)
but we're gonna see.
Joshua DR. Feel Good (48:39.122)
I don't think I'm gonna eat the, I don't think I'm gonna eat the cookies. Should I mix these things? I grabbed the one off the top, you know?
Joshua DR. Feel Good (48:49.718)
Let me go let me go fist deep in this bitch get all 10 fingers in here wait five fingers Alright I went as deep as I could With my man hand and this is the cookie that I got Right here. So we're going with the fortunes against humanity cookies. These are brand new everybody So we're gonna see what kind of fortunes come out of these things
Sean The Beach Goth (48:51.808)
You
Sean The Beach Goth (49:14.552)
excited. he's opening the cookie. He's having a difficult time opening the cookie, by the way. It looks horrible.
Joshua DR. Feel Good (49:23.186)
I'm gonna try not to come I should have the beginning of the episode as I've been battling a cough like for the last fucking two weeks So this is kind of difficult. I'm getting through this Okay, here we go. So this is your fortune against humanity for this week's episode February February 4th episode 71 here Here we go everybody There's more than one way to skin a cat
Sean The Beach Goth (49:30.21)
He's doing good though. He's doing hands and cuffs once.
Sean The Beach Goth (49:42.335)
fourth.
Yes, nailed it.
Joshua DR. Feel Good (49:52.294)
but a belt sander requires the latest cleanup.
Sean The Beach Goth (49:58.112)
Interesting. Interesting. Still processing.
Joshua DR. Feel Good (50:04.978)
I'll it again.
Sean The Beach Goth (50:06.638)
Sure, gimme it one more time.
Joshua DR. Feel Good (50:07.89)
I read it again because I think I read it wrong. Yeah, we could yeah, help me out. All right. Here we go. Here is your fortune One more time everybody There's more than one way to skin a cat but a belt sander requires the least cleanup
Sean The Beach Goth (50:11.21)
okay. Alright. Sure. Yeah.
Sean The Beach Goth (50:28.222)
Okay, okay, so when you read it that way it makes a little bit more sense. I got it. Got it. Because you're sanding the cat to death essentially. All right. That's a bad one. It's a bad one. But that card game is bad in the sense of like just wrong answers. Like wrong life answers. So I feel it. I feel it.
Joshua DR. Feel Good (50:34.938)
Yeah. man, that's terrible. That is terrible.
Joshua DR. Feel Good (50:48.39)
Yeah. So that, mean, it's going with the theme, right? The fortunes against humanity. That's, that's your this week's fortune against humanity right there. Yeah, exactly.
Sean The Beach Goth (50:52.846)
Yeah, definitely going with the theme. Yeah, so there you go. There's your fortune against humanity this week, ladies and gentlemen. All right, let me give you some lucky numbers for the week to cleanse your palate from that. Here are your seven lucky numbers for the week. Please feel free to use them for whatever nefarious reasons you would like, but they are five, nine, 10, 13, 22, 36, and 38. Once again, your seven lucky numbers are.
Joshua DR. Feel Good (51:06.617)
Exactly, right?
Sean The Beach Goth (51:21.902)
5, 9, 10, 13, 22, 36, and 38. Ta-da!
Joshua DR. Feel Good (51:30.524)
You got any winners yet? Has anybody claimed to have won anything with all the numbers from what? The 70 episodes?
Sean The Beach Goth (51:32.235)
Nah, we ain't got nothing yet.
Sean The Beach Goth (51:36.814)
Who knows? Who knows if they did if they did they're probably not listening anymore buddy. They probably bought a yacht and bought a boat, you know, and just are sailing the seven seas my dude sailing seven seas Right, you're welcome by the way for that win saying Everybody let's do some fun finds. What do you got? What do you have to wrap up this episode with?
Joshua DR. Feel Good (51:44.914)
How sad is that?
Joshua DR. Feel Good (51:51.855)
Right?
Alright, so for fun finds, I'm looking at my phone really quick. So my, just so I can kind of get this correct. So I went out and me and my girlfriend, we just went out shopping and there's a spot, I think I've mentioned it before, it's called Five Below, where everything, no, no, no, no, no, not every week, not every week, no, not every week, no, no.
Sean The Beach Goth (52:04.654)
Alright.
Sean The Beach Goth (52:13.414)
I think you mention it every week. Every week you've mentioned it. you're right. Last week you didn't. I'm sorry. I'll take it back. I'll take it back.
Joshua DR. Feel Good (52:22.806)
I Target might be every other week. But yeah, it's mostly Target. Who doesn't shop at Target or Walmart or whatever the hell? I mean, they run the damn country. Let's just be honest. So we're also gonna shop. So went to Five Below, which is pretty, it's a cool little spot. I know a lot of their shit's probably got lead and a bunch of other poison. You probably get sick just walking in that fucking store from all the chemicals that's in there. So try not to go in there too much. Sorry, Five Below.
Sean The Beach Goth (52:24.686)
Hehehehehe
Mm-hmm.
Sean The Beach Goth (52:48.088)
Sure.
Joshua DR. Feel Good (52:51.588)
If you work there, my bad. So, went in there, saw a couple things, we're like, holy shit, you know, let's look for some Funkos, because they got Funkos in there. So what I ended up finding, believe it or not, I found this fun little Funko right here. And, do you know who this character is?
Sean The Beach Goth (53:16.112)
I don't. I mean, I also can't read it, so.
Joshua DR. Feel Good (53:16.21)
This is Finn from Law and Order. Special Victims Unit. Do you know who that is? It's basically Ice... Ice... Yeah. Yeah. Ice Cube? Ice Tea?
Sean The Beach Goth (53:21.23)
Finn from Law and Order? Okay, I do not know. Is that Ice Cube? Is that Ice Cube? Yeah, Ice Cube. Okay.
Joshua DR. Feel Good (53:33.51)
Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Sorry. Sorry. So, okay. So, so the point of this, I'm falling, I'm falling apart and falling apart here. no, because the value. So here's the thing is the fun finding the value of it. So this little guy right here was like five bucks, but the, it's, it's, it sells for over $50.
Sean The Beach Goth (53:33.646)
Like, you're gonna show him? Like, you're just... He's just looking at it.
Sean The Beach Goth (53:46.648)
Sure.
Sean The Beach Goth (53:55.81)
What the hell?
Joshua DR. Feel Good (53:59.122)
$50 found this thing at a $5 five below store. So the point is no, just a standard, just a standard pop buddy. Just a standard pop right here.
Sean The Beach Goth (54:00.962)
That seems wrong.
That seems wrong. Hmm. He's not even like a chase or anything. He's just like a standard pop.
Sean The Beach Goth (54:14.76)
Wow. Huh. Okay, I'm impressed. I'm impressed.
Joshua DR. Feel Good (54:19.89)
So a $50 fine and the point that I mean we do this always at the very end of it so you stick around long enough for this shit and if you collect fun goes or you're looking for things to flip or make a little bit of side hustle this is the part of the show that you know sometimes we can hook you up with this kind of stuff so if you're out there and you find this thing for five bucks or whatever maybe you see that a garage sale sitting around and you want to you know make a little side cash and you sell these things that's a good little find right there
So that is my fun find and hell of a buy if you ask me. Five bucks.
Sean The Beach Goth (54:47.854)
Yeah, for sure.
Sean The Beach Goth (54:51.886)
Yeah, dude, that's fucking that's great fucking 50 bucks, huh? Damn all for a little ice cube Shit shit, dog fucking amazing Let me show you what I got this week my dude. I don't know where to my Funko section here. Here you go. This is a what I got for the week. It is a Miniature Funko this week Joshua. These are a little uh, these are what they call. What do they call these?
Joshua DR. Feel Good (54:56.868)
Yeah, 50 bucks.
Joshua DR. Feel Good (55:01.458)
There you go. That's what I got.
Sean The Beach Goth (55:21.56)
Funko Bits, Funko Bites, something like that. Something, I don't remember. But they're basically, huh? yeah, this is Bob's Burgers. And so what they have is a little like replica of Bob's house where you can take out the little Funko and put Bob, he's the little Funko, into his house. And it's pretty fucking cool. They have a bunch of varieties of these.
Joshua DR. Feel Good (55:26.02)
Is a Bob's burger? Is a Bob's burger?
Sean The Beach Goth (55:51.104)
Spoiler alerts for the next few weeks. I bought a few of different ones that I really really enjoyed and this is one of them This is Bob's burgers and you can see Bob in there and inside this little house And then to the left of that I have the artwork for the week by the amazing Q sketches That's her Instagram handle Q underscore sketches on Instagram and also on YouTube Shout out to her. She did subscribe gotta appreciate that shout out But yeah, this is another one of her artworks
This is a beautiful little cat on top of a beautiful cat face train It's wonderful. I love these they're so fucking cool I am disappointed though because I only have one left for next week and that'll be my last one unfortunately But who knows maybe I'll get more so we'll see but shout out to Q and Shout out Bob's burgers, baby. Those are my fun finds and fun goes for the week my dude
Joshua DR. Feel Good (56:46.576)
That's great. I always can appreciate the fact that people are still doing real art. You know, I love that shit
Sean The Beach Goth (56:51.82)
Right? Right? That's what I'm saying, dude. That's what I'm saying.
Joshua DR. Feel Good (56:55.058)
Real art's hard to come by these days. It's just a lot of stuff that's just like, you the shit that, you know, you got on your chest or that's, that's the real art that's being created. You know, I mean, granted you stole that from a mermaid, you know, the mermaid's probably like words, you know, I hope I get my royalties, you know.
Sean The Beach Goth (56:57.006)
Mm-hmm.
Sean The Beach Goth (57:09.814)
I mean, real art is subjective, you know? Like, maybe this is just AI that I edited and manipulated, you know? Is that real art though at that point? Like, does it become real art once you touch it? Hmm? I dunno. I dunno. Yeah, original art is the best way to have any type of art, unless you're not an artist like me. So, there's that.
Joshua DR. Feel Good (57:16.71)
Yeah, well, I mean it. I mean, I'm just trying to throw it out there that, you know, original art's pretty fucking cool still, so.
Sean The Beach Goth (57:35.84)
Anyways, buddy, let's wrap this episode up. Let's land this plane. Do you have anything left to say to the people? While we're in Vegas, what do you got?
Joshua DR. Feel Good (57:45.906)
I guess an ending. The one of the things that kind of struck me really hard, you know, as of late is just procrastination. And for everyone out there struggling with procrastination, like some of us do, I got some of the best advice. Just get off your butt and just get out and go do it. Because that's the only way you're going to get something done like me and Sean on this podcast.
You know, we might've procrastinated for a little bit to get this thing done, but ultimately we got out and we're just having some fun with you guys. So you'll never get anything done unless you get off your butt and stop procrastinating. So if you have an idea, if you like art, whatever it is you're into, stop procrastinating, get out there and do it because I feel like you're only holding yourself back when you do that. So I guess that's my closing word. Just get out and do something. It's a new year. Stop.
Sitting around not doing shit. It's February already. It's the second month of the year So your goal is to work out and you haven't even fucking done shit about it while you're procrastinating So stop doing that and just get up and do something So yeah
Sean The Beach Goth (58:56.418)
All right. Shit coming at me real aggressive there, buddy. Real aggressive with that. Let me just put it. Let me just put this out there right now, buddy. There is another conspiracy theory that I have that I will talk about next week that involves the gym industry inventing laziness. OK, I'm just going to leave that out there right now, because what you're telling me is that I'm procrastinating, but I'm telling you procrastination was invented by the gyms. So just just saying that right now. Just saying that right now.
Joshua DR. Feel Good (59:08.03)
shit.
Joshua DR. Feel Good (59:14.436)
Joshua DR. Feel Good (59:23.44)
Maybe, maybe. Maybe that was hard. I don't know.
Sean The Beach Goth (59:27.298)
But other than that, thank you guys for watching. Thank you for listening. We do appreciate it. Thank you guys for listening to the shorts or watching the shorts and, you know, following us on Spotify and shit like that. It means the world to us and you guys mean the world to us. So I don't know, buddy. You, me Vegas. Let's go watch, let's go fucking, I don't know. What are we doing? Vegas? get a tattoo. Yeah, we'll go get a tattoo or let's go gamble on some craps, you know?
Joshua DR. Feel Good (59:45.712)
It's coming. Yeah.
Get a tattoo.
Sean The Beach Goth (59:56.3)
Like not the game craps, but like we go to the restrooms and look at the craps and we gamble on which ones are bigger. So I think that could be fun.
Joshua DR. Feel Good (59:57.068)
shit.
Joshua DR. Feel Good (01:00:05.702)
Yeah.
Sean The Beach Goth (01:00:07.534)
Fuck it. Anyways guys, we will talk to you guys next week Yeah, I think that's all I have to say. wait, before we leave Next week's episode will be a pre-recorded episode because Joshua and I are in Vegas So we're doing kind of like a back-to-back recording. So if you guys I don't know if something weird happens in the world. Just know that we recorded that ahead of time So there's that we also probably won't know who wins the Super Bowl in that episode. So sorry
Joshua DR. Feel Good (01:00:32.87)
That'd be fucking awesome.
Sean The Beach Goth (01:00:36.11)
Sorry, we probably won't talk about that in the next one. other than that, we will see you guys next week. Deuces.
