Sorry For The Delay | EP.72 A Valentine's Special!
Chapters
02:29Valentine's Day Special: Nostalgic Memories
04:36Drinks and Valentine's Traditions
08:57Love Corner: Unique Valentine's Traditions
14:28Conspiracy Theory: Heart-Shaped Chocolate
20:10Wrap-Up and Topics Discussion
20:46Navigating Relationships: The Art of Lying
39:48First Dates: The Best and Worst Choices
40:07When is it Okay to Lie to Your Partner?
43:09The Nature of Lies and Honesty
47:06Cartoon Crushes: A Lighthearted Discussion
52:14Fun Finds and Fortunes: A Quirky Wrap-Up
Sound Bites
"I had to sneeze. Now we're good."
"Love spoons are amazing."
"I can't wait to talk about that one."
"Everybody's got a cartoon crush."
"That's fucking stupid!"
"Some lies can be fun."
"I relate a lot to Roger Rabbit."
"I don't swim very well."
"I got a lot of crushes, you know."
"Cheese it's in rice, man."
"This is the month of love."
"Send us to your mom!"
Transcript
Sean Loves The Nips (02:29.279)
I had to sneeze. Now we're good. We're good. We're good. All right. Hello and welcome to another episode of Sorry for the Delay. We are your hosts. My name is Sean. This is Joshua. And this is episode 72, the Valentine's special edition episode. And you can tell that Joshua by my hair being combed and I'm wearing a collared t-shirt as is tradition here. But Joshua, how are you doing?
Joshua The Bean Licker (02:43.116)
Mm-hmm.
Joshua The Bean Licker (02:52.697)
shit. Yeah.
Sean Loves The Nips (02:57.886)
this Valentine's Day week.
Joshua The Bean Licker (02:58.286)
I'm good. I'm good. Yeah, I can't I can't complain And you know, we may we'd like to say this in the beginning is this is another night episode. So You know, we're coming at you, you know, another the sun's down. It could be a little romantic see what we get into but Yeah, man, I feel feel pretty good rested feel great
Sean Loves The Nips (03:08.767)
Mm-hmm.
Sean Loves The Nips (03:13.951)
Yeah.
Sean Loves The Nips (03:19.295)
Nice man. Do you remember those late night radio call in shows? Was it like Dr. Love or Dr. Feel good or some shit like that? Do you remember those? Okay. Yeah. When you said that it reminded me of those for whatever reason. And I remember driving home, I think with my dad at one point in time, like late night, I think we're coming back for some, from some trip. And one of those commercial, like not commercial, one of those shows started to play and we started to listen to it for a little while.
Joshua The Bean Licker (03:27.406)
I do. I do. Yeah, I do. Yeah.
Joshua The Bean Licker (03:46.446)
Mm-hmm.
Sean Loves The Nips (03:49.15)
And then they started talking about butt plugs. They started talking about butt plugs. And I was still I was still a weak kid at the moment. And I had no idea what the hell that was. And for whatever reason, that your voice in that moment just reminded me of that moment with my dad as we listened to these two guys talk about butt plugs in the most sultry voice I've ever heard in my life. So thanks. Thanks for that memory.
Joshua The Bean Licker (04:14.638)
No, you're welcome. You're welcome. And maybe I could tell you a childhood story. A Valentine's Day childhood story that I might talk about later. We'll see. If we both remember by the end of this, I'll tell a little story. It's pretty cheesy, I'm be honest with you. I'm glad. Yeah, yeah. It has a twist at the end of it, but maybe we'll circle back to that if we remember.
Sean Loves The Nips (04:24.484)
okay.
Alright. Okay.
Yeah, of course. And Joshua, like we do last year as well, this year's no different. What are you drinking today, my dude?
Joshua The Bean Licker (04:42.582)
Okay. So, it's again, this is the month of love. So what better way to continue the month of love with some wine? So I didn't finish the, the bottle that I drank last week cause I'm not a big wino. so once again, I'm, I'm hitting the sauce here. I'm hitting the Josh reserve, the Paso Robles. This is a 2021. So it's been sitting in my pantry for quite some time.
but yeah, we're just keeping with the month of love and just having a little red wine tonight and cheers buddy.
Sean Loves The Nips (05:15.487)
Here's my dude. All right, so I will show you what I got. So a few weeks ago, maybe almost a month ago now, I showed up, I showed off a wine called Storyteller and I decided to go for a very classy storyteller this time. This is the Storyteller limited edition Pinot Noir from Russian River Valley or from Russian River Valley. I said it right. Snohoma County 2022 is the year on this one, And I don't know what makes it limited edition.
So there's that, other than a fancy looking like label, but yeah, I have it right here in my, for the delay, glass. It's amazing.
Joshua The Bean Licker (05:57.038)
How's it taste?
Sean Loves The Nips (06:00.142)
It tastes good. It doesn't taste any different than the other one. Well, maybe maybe a little different. Maybe a little less a little less like a jammy little more peppery. I don't know what to describe that one. I mean, granted, just like like I granted I just opened it. So it's like it's not aerated.
Joshua The Bean Licker (06:04.193)
Mm-hmm.
Joshua The Bean Licker (06:19.534)
You're better, yeah, you're better describing these things than I am. Like I, yeah.
Sean Loves The Nips (06:28.839)
So that might have something to do with the way these flavors are mending right now, but it's a little bit better as of right now. So ask me again at the end of the episode and I'll tell you how it went. So there's that.
Joshua The Bean Licker (06:37.506)
So you didn't take your advice from last week that you're supposed to let it be open for what? Like hours? Like you didn't take your own advice?
Sean Loves The Nips (06:42.98)
No, unfortunately, yeah, hours. I should have opened this yesterday in the store and just waited and then I brought it in and then just drink it then. But, you know, sometimes we live busy lifestyles and the choices that we make throughout the day equal not having enough time for stuff. So, you know. Sure, of course.
Joshua The Bean Licker (06:52.238)
Yeah.
Joshua The Bean Licker (07:01.326)
This is true. This is true. I did have a question though, Sean, before we get deep into, deep into things. Uh, this kind of came up, um, at work the other day and the question of the day was, a fart considered natural gas?
Sean Loves The Nips (07:19.891)
Well, methane is considered natural gas, so yeah, I think your fart is mostly methane. So yeah, I think essentially, natural gas. I mean, we all live in a simulation anyway, so what is really, you know, real? You know, so natural gas, sure, why not? Fuck it.
Joshua The Bean Licker (07:23.406)
That's true.
Joshua The Bean Licker (07:33.742)
Okay, so answer of the day, yes, a fart is considered natural gas. Got it.
Sean Loves The Nips (07:41.918)
Yeah, of course. Of course. Yeah. Cause I mean, you can have artificial gas, you know, like those, you ever seen those little spray containers of, liquid ass is what they call it. yeah, it's basically, it's, it's horrible. It, it smells just like ass. so that's artificial. So, and it comes in like a spray. So it's like, like a mist kind of thing, but I mean, I don't know. I'm going off subject here, buddy. It's liquid ass.
Joshua The Bean Licker (07:53.034)
Liquid? No, I've never heard of liquid ass. It sounds like a terrible idea.
Joshua The Bean Licker (08:00.738)
Jesus. Jesus.
Joshua The Bean Licker (08:09.71)
Yeah, that was the question of the day, liquid ass. I wonder who gets to test that out. know, who are the noses sitting around the table, the boardroom going, all right, we got a couple liquid asses. Which one smells the worst, you know? Like that round table of executives smelling liquid ass. Jesus.
Sean Loves The Nips (08:11.941)
Natural, natural ass sure went up.
Sean Loves The Nips (08:28.546)
She's my guy. Hey before we jump into anything here. I have some stuff that I wanted to pitch here Just for funsies I need to take you on over to my corner Joshua, but I can't remember what number I had on my corner I think it was this one. Oh, there it is. Yeah, I'm taking you over to love's corner Joshua And this is my love corner because we this is a special episode. This is a special special moment in the year Valentine's Day, I mean not specifically
Joshua The Bean Licker (08:45.248)
Lover's Corner, Ooh.
Sean Loves The Nips (08:57.312)
today, but it's coming up. And, uh, I just kind of wanted to like share some pretty interesting things that I found, uh, about the way people kind of express their love throughout different countries. Um, with the first one being, uh, in Wales, they have what they call love spoons, uh, where it is basically lovers exchange, carved wood and spoons known as love spoons on January 25th.
Joshua The Bean Licker (09:23.736)
Okay. Okay, got it. Got it.
Sean Loves The Nips (09:27.287)
which is the equivalent to the to our Valentine's Day. But each spoon is basically designed with a different meaning. Like some of them will have hearts, some of them will have bells that signify marriage, which is actually pretty cool because like instead of flowers and chocolate and stuff like that, you're you're given something you're given like a utility, which is pretty, pretty awesome. So I think we need to start that tradition over here, my dude. I think we need to bring in love spoons.
You
Joshua The Bean Licker (09:57.26)
Okay, okay, I'm into I'm all ears. I'm like the listeners. I'm trying to figure out where this is going Love spoons. Okay. Got it. Got it
Sean Loves The Nips (10:06.199)
No, this is not going anywhere. This is not a bit. I'm just telling you some things that people do around the world and how we really need to step up our game. this, love spoons, man. Love spoons are amazing. I also learned that in Scotland, for their like Valentine's Day, single men and women will write their names on pieces of paper and then draw them from a hat to be paired up on Valentine's Day.
Joshua The Bean Licker (10:08.651)
Okay. All right.
Sean Loves The Nips (10:35.84)
The couples would then exchange gifts and spend the day together, which is oddly romantic in a way. But in a sense, like, I don't know. I just think it's kind of cute. Like if you and I were single, you know, out there on the prowl, like we went inside and just went and put our little names and little hats and like just had to spend the day with somebody. I think that would be pretty cool. I mean, granted, you mean as long as they're not a serial killer or.
Joshua The Bean Licker (10:47.534)
Yeah
Sean Loves The Nips (11:01.415)
anything weird or anything like that. think that could be pretty fun just to hang out with a total stranger for a little bit on nice terms, you know.
Joshua The Bean Licker (11:08.898)
I think you, if you put me and you on a love corner, somebody's going to pick us up for sure.
Sean Loves The Nips (11:13.821)
Yeah, yeah, probably.
Joshua The Bean Licker (11:17.72)
I think we're getting picked up. First it'll be how much, what do you do and get in my car.
Sean Loves The Nips (11:25.279)
Yes. Sure. The last one that I have for you, buddy. I'm not even going to pronounce the name. I'm going to have Mia put the name right here. But this is in Denmark. The though. What is it? The meaning of the word of this word is joking letters. So in Denmark, people will send joking letters to their crush. These are funny, anonymous poems or notes written
Joshua The Bean Licker (11:26.518)
You
Sean Loves The Nips (11:54.956)
on like really roughly cut out papers, almost like it like if you were in like grade school and you gave a love note to some of like like a girl that you had a crush on, you know, kind of like just a piece of paper, right? Yeah, pretty much, pretty much. Yeah. And then if the recipient guesses the sender's identity, the sender owes them an Easter egg later in the year. So.
Joshua The Bean Licker (12:08.238)
Mm hmm. Like a candy gram. All those things they used to do. Yeah.
Sean Loves The Nips (12:23.263)
I think that's pretty cool. Like it mixes Easter and Valentine's Day together. So. Yeah.
Joshua The Bean Licker (12:28.546)
That is fun. Yeah. It gives you something to look forward to, guess later in the year, just to kind of celebrate and have fun. I like that.
Sean Loves The Nips (12:34.015)
Yeah, I think so. think it's a pretty cool idea. But anyways, I think we should introduce love spoons, joking letters, and whatever the third one I did. Completely forgot.
Joshua The Bean Licker (12:47.775)
Was the Easter egg thing right? It's the last thing you just said it's like you write letters and yeah I have no idea yes, and the guy that Smokes on the devil's lettuce every other day Jesus Christ guy with the short-term memory over here
Sean Loves The Nips (12:51.239)
I know it was the one before that one though.
Sean Loves The Nips (12:57.228)
Shit. Shit. My short term memory. Look, I just read something a few minutes ago and I can't remember what the hell I just read. God, I'm fricking worst. Lord. Anyways, buddy, that was, that's all I had. I just wanted to share some cool stuff about Valentine's Day.
Joshua The Bean Licker (13:04.0)
You
Joshua The Bean Licker (13:12.878)
Okay, I like that. mean, we could adopt, I mean, we could adopt some traditions like that. I mean, it definitely seems fun. know, it doesn't have to be something that they just do over there. We could celebrate that here. We could adopt that for sure, you know.
Sean Loves The Nips (13:25.969)
Mm-hmm. That's what I'm saying. I want a love spoon from you, I want a nice little love spoon. That's all I want.
Joshua The Bean Licker (13:30.638)
A love spoon. Wait, did I miss the part? Do they make the spoons themselves? Do you have to have to be like a whittler? You know, like a wood worker? Like, you know, a whittler.
Sean Loves The Nips (13:37.022)
So you can make it. So. A lot of people will make them because I mean, it's Wales and you probably have nothing much to do over there, but let me know in the comments if you have a lot of stuff to do in Wales. But for the most part, people just buy them like they're having pre-made and stuff. It's kind of like our our idea of like a Valentine's card, you know, very pre-made. You just give them out. So.
Joshua The Bean Licker (13:52.244)
Okay. Okay.
Joshua The Bean Licker (13:58.422)
And just to clarify, those spoons are different than the ones like people collect. You know, those like little metal spoons that...
Sean Loves The Nips (14:04.051)
Yeah, these are wooden. So these are wooden. Yeah, they're not metal. These are just wooden spoons with carvings in them. Yeah, down to clown, baby. Down to clown. Shit, shit dog. like the show? Played with a wooden spoon.
Joshua The Bean Licker (14:10.946)
Okay, I'm down. I can try it. Why not? Fuck it. I've done stranger things, you know, than play with a wooden spoon.
Sean Loves The Nips (14:28.188)
man, Joshua. Do you want me to give you one more thing here before we jump into the other thing? Here.
Joshua The Bean Licker (14:31.564)
Yeah, give it to me. Yeah, I'm all ears, man. I you're sipping on wine. I'm I'm just easing into this right here, you know, so lay it on me,
Sean Loves The Nips (14:38.498)
yeah, for sure. Come on over to my conspiracy theory now. So I know I mentioned last week that I was going to give you my other conspiracies about the gym and stuff like that, but I'm going to wait. I'm going to wait on that because it is Valentine's Day week, Valentine's week, whatever. So I wanted to give you one from Valentine's like that has a theme around that. Sure.
Joshua The Bean Licker (14:42.336)
we're back here again? I love this shit.
Joshua The Bean Licker (14:48.184)
Yeah.
Joshua The Bean Licker (15:01.026)
But before you can you just tell the viewers and listeners what your one what your conspiracy theory was last week in case somebody wants to go back and watch you know what you were talking about.
Sean Loves The Nips (15:12.819)
Are you talking about the one I gave on the episode or the one? okay. Yeah. Yeah.
Joshua The Bean Licker (15:15.212)
Yeah. Yeah. Last week. Yeah. Your conspiracy theory. Just to like, don't you're going to tell the whole damn thing, but what it was last week that you was a conspiracy.
Sean Loves The Nips (15:23.463)
So last week's conspiracy theory was that traffic lights are designed to make you late. Thanks to big coffee. That was last week's conspiracy. So now this next conspiracy might make a little more sense. so you tell me Joshua, you tell me here it is. The theory is that the heart shape was designed to waste chocolate. So here, here, here, here we go. Yeah.
Joshua The Bean Licker (15:31.406)
Okay. Yeah.
Joshua The Bean Licker (15:51.522)
to waste chocolate.
Sean Loves The Nips (15:53.576)
So the heart shape was chosen for chocolates and candies because it's the most inefficient shape leading to more waste and higher sales. So like if you think about the heart shape, right? You think about the heart. It's a small shape, right? So that cutout, right? Instead of having a block of chocolate, right? You just cut out the heart shape, which is in turn the waste, right? So less chocolate for us, more money in the pockets of big chocolate. So
Joshua The Bean Licker (16:15.841)
Okay.
Sean Loves The Nips (16:23.643)
Here's the proof. me tell you the proof. Heart shaped chocolates often have awkward curves and gaps, making them harder to package and sometimes eat, but it varies on that. The shape leaves behind more crumbs and broken pieces, forcing you to buy more to satisfy your craving. And the last bit of proof I have Joshua is no other holiday candy comes in such an impractical shape. Why not squares or circles?
It's because they're too efficient. So that's my theory. That's my theory on this Valentine's Day episode special. So I don't know. How do you feel? How do feel about that? You think I'm wrong on this one?
Joshua The Bean Licker (17:01.774)
I think well, I I think when it comes to chocolate I don't think that they waste that because I think chocolates expensive to produce so I feel like even if they're cutting these shapes out they're probably melting the waste down and Turn into like cocoa powder or they're doing so I think they're doing something with it and not completely throwing it away Yeah, I highly doubt to this expensive You know thing to make is just getting thrown away. So there's I think there's there's probably a bigger picture there. They're using that that
Sean Loves The Nips (17:20.125)
Maybe. Maybe. Maybe.
Joshua The Bean Licker (17:31.394)
waste for something else that generates more income some you know in better form.
Sean Loves The Nips (17:33.321)
Probably.
But here's the thing, Joshua, here's the thing I don't believe. I don't believe they're doing that because I believe it costs too much money to do that. So what I'm thinking is that they're making the same amount of chocolate, but they're using less of it to give to us, you know, so they're probably with those cutouts, they're probably just putting the chocolate back into itself and just making more of that heart shaped size instead of making really big bars of chocolate that we can consume. So, yeah, I doubt they're making more shit.
Joshua The Bean Licker (18:00.76)
Well how about the heart shaped chocolate doesn't even isn't even designed like a real heart. If anybody's ever looked at a heart in a science book, it doesn't look anything like the shape of that. So there's something to be said about just the overall shape of a heart shaped candy. You know, nobody's buying a real heart for a candy. They look at that shit and nobody wants to put it in their mouth. You know, so they had to make it appealing.
Sean Loves The Nips (18:13.887)
That's very true.
Sean Loves The Nips (18:22.971)
Well, I believe as like, I think as humans, Joshua, we're, we're simple people, you know, we, we have simple minds. And if the concept of an actual heart shaped candy were to ever like consistently coexist in the world, I don't think we could handle it. I don't think our mental capacity is good enough to handle that image over and over again. So I think the government had to simplify hearts, right? Had to simplify it the way it looks.
so that we as a little as a little peanut brain could understand this concept of love, you know, love and hearts. mean, listen, I don't want to bring it back to aliens. It's aliens, though, always aliens. But if you think about it, think about it. What is your idea? What is your visual idea of an alien? Most people will say it's the grays, right? It's the gray alien that
Joshua The Bean Licker (19:00.334)
I mean, maybe.
Sean Loves The Nips (19:18.975)
that has a big old head and big almond eyes, right, and little arms and little leggies. That is the government telling us, right? That is the government preparing us for alien invasions. just throwing it out there. I'm throwing it
Joshua The Bean Licker (19:32.462)
Hey, what do you think sells more heart shaped chocolate or dick shaped chocolate?
Sean Loves The Nips (19:36.768)
Dick shaped all the time. Dick shaped chocolate. I mean, I have some right next to me. In fact, so I am a connoisseur. So there's that. Well, there you go, buddy. Those are my theories and my love facts for this week. now let me know in the comments or whatever. How do you feel about that? What is your take on aliens? Chocolate being a waste? Uh, let me know.
Joshua The Bean Licker (19:44.206)
You
Joshua The Bean Licker (20:01.496)
wooden spoons.
Sean Loves The Nips (20:02.641)
Wooden spoons. Let me know if you want a wooden spoon. We'll put it in the merch shop. We'll find a way to do it. Shit.
Joshua The Bean Licker (20:07.63)
That'd be cool. I'm sorry for the delay. A wooden spoon.
Sean Loves The Nips (20:10.431)
Yeah, lover spoons baby, lover spoons. Let's go. All right, buddy. Let's move on. Give me that chat with this section. What do we got in the topics this week?
Joshua The Bean Licker (20:13.312)
Shits.
Yeah. All right. Let's, let's, let's hit a shot. All right. So today we got a few topics here. You know, it is Valentine's day. So, we might have some fun ones here. So, so, you know, swing on by YouTube, come check it out or just continue to listen. But we have some fun ones. So the first topic on our chat with us is let's get cheesy is our first one. Our next one, my little button here is chocolate.
Sean Loves The Nips (20:28.383)
They're always fun with you, buddy.
Joshua The Bean Licker (20:46.686)
roses Okay, we can get into that that could be fun First or last dinner date, you know The next one the list is when is it okay to lie to your partner? That's that that well, I mean you answered it now But there could be circumstances when you might want to lie to him or you know, just not tell them the whole truth
Sean Loves The Nips (20:55.677)
Hmm, okay, interesting.
Sean Loves The Nips (21:03.379)
Never.
Sean Loves The Nips (21:07.228)
You
Sean Loves The Nips (21:12.871)
I can't wait to talk about that one. That's going to be a fun one.
Joshua The Bean Licker (21:15.682)
Yeah, I mean, I can't wait to hear what some people might some feedback on that one. I'm very curious to hear some feedback.
Sean Loves The Nips (21:20.703)
And also, I can't wait for this next one. This is the last one is going to be amazing. The last one is your cartoon crush. Here we go on that one. Yeah.
Joshua The Bean Licker (21:25.934)
Go ahead John, read it. What's the last one on the list?
Joshua The Bean Licker (21:33.422)
There go. We all got them. Everybody's got a cartoon crush. Alright, Sean. So let's get cheesy. Alright, so it's Valentine's Day. I mean, just about Valentine's Day, right? So if you're single or you're looking to make a move and you have a hard time just like, what the fuck? What do I say when I approach somebody? what are some things that I can come up with just to kind of get somebody to look at me in the way I want them to or whatever? So I found online...
a couple of lines, Sean. And I just want to know if somebody came up to you, Sean, some pickup lines, you know, and even for you listener, I want to know if any of these, I got six of them. If any of these, if somebody came up to you and they were to slap this line on you, you're just like, fuck dude, my, my panties just got wet or just, you know what I'm saying? Like shit just got real when they hit you with this line. All right. You You ready, Sean?
Sean Loves The Nips (22:05.921)
god. Are these pick up lines? Okay, sure. Alright.
Sean Loves The Nips (22:24.832)
no. Soaked everybody soaked.
Sure, as ready as I can be.
Joshua The Bean Licker (22:33.996)
Okay. I I need you to get in the mindset. You're, you probably like six beers in, you know, you're, you're not seeing so straight right now. You gotta, this isn't, these aren't sober. You're not coming. I'm not coming up to you sober. Nobody's using this when they're sober. They're just, don't try this sober everybody. You got to use this when, when the timing is right. Timing is right. Yeah. All right. So for the first one, Sean, I'm walking up, you know, I'm looking at you across the bar. like,
Sean Loves The Nips (22:39.231)
Cheers.
Sean Loves The Nips (22:53.263)
The timing is right. Alright, lay it on me.
Joshua The Bean Licker (23:02.828)
damn you know like what am I gonna say so the first one I for you Sean is are you a sharpie cuz you're looking ultra fine
Sean Loves The Nips (23:13.791)
That's fucking stupid! That's fucking stupid! Nah, that one's not doing it for me. Nah.
Joshua The Bean Licker (23:16.942)
No, it's not doing it for you No, that's not there's no way I'm getting your number if I if I do that
Sean Loves The Nips (23:25.061)
No, I'm trying to think. I'm trying to think like if I was in like a if I was in a bar, right, and I'm six beers in and like someone walks up to me and says that. No, no, I'd probably just be like, what the fuck is wrong with you? Like, yeah, no, not doing it.
Joshua The Bean Licker (23:29.643)
Mm-hmm.
Joshua The Bean Licker (23:36.014)
Yeah
Okay, strike one should this I don't think it's gonna be a game of baseball cuz you only get three strikes I got six of these I don't know I think Yeah All right for number two on the let's get cheesy here I Don't like to chase women, but I'd put my crocs in sport mode for you
Sean Loves The Nips (23:41.727)
Strike one.
Sean Loves The Nips (23:45.471)
Hey, you never know. There could be some balls in there, right? There could be some balls.
Sean Loves The Nips (24:03.455)
Okay. All right. Let me, let me dissect this one just for a moment here. Listen, if you start your conversation with, I don't like to chase women, but there is something not, not going on correctly up here in your head. So yeah, that's a, that's another strike for me on that one.
Joshua The Bean Licker (24:04.238)
You
Joshua The Bean Licker (24:26.798)
you
Joshua The Bean Licker (24:30.722)
Check it out.
Sean Loves The Nips (24:31.539)
Yeah, do not come at me with the, the, don't like to chase women, but you know, I, I may. So yeah, go ahead and strike two on that dude.
Joshua The Bean Licker (24:38.798)
You
I strike two damn. I'm not having a good night. Jesus. All right number three number three on the list here. I hope you know CPR because you just took my breath away.
Sean Loves The Nips (24:48.723)
Mm.
Sean Loves The Nips (24:54.206)
I feel like that's a pretty cheesy one. I feel like that one I've heard multiple times already. Like that one, that one's like you're an original, at least with the other ones, it was kind of original. Like, but now if you come out with that one, I'm just like, nah, bro, like maybe I've heard that before. Like, now you're old school, like get out, you know? So yeah, that one's dusty.
Joshua The Bean Licker (24:58.68)
Yeah, I had to throw it in there.
Joshua The Bean Licker (25:09.26)
heard that before.
Joshua The Bean Licker (25:14.958)
Here old school that one's dusty that was yeah, yeah come up with something original Yeah, clearly you did not go to chat GPT for a pickup line because chat would have never used that one right there
Sean Loves The Nips (25:24.893)
Yeah, chat knows better. Yeah, you've struck out, but go ahead, me the last three.
Joshua The Bean Licker (25:26.318)
Okay, I struck out. Damn, okay. All right. I'm going back to the dugout. Okay. So the last, I got a couple more. Here we go. Okay. Is your name Google? Because you have everything I've been searching for.
Sean Loves The Nips (25:39.391)
Okay, that one's a little better. I mean, I don't feel like that one's offensive at all. Like at least not hard offensive, but I'll give that one a ball. That one's a ball, you know?
Joshua The Bean Licker (25:54.734)
So do think that could possibly work on somebody?
Sean Loves The Nips (25:58.112)
Possibly like if you can if you could spin it the right way like if you maybe have a better delivery on that like like Are you Google like are you Google like because you've been everything I'm searching for you know like if you spin it the right way I guess it could work, but that's a ball definitely not strike There's a ball. It's a ball. It's in the ballpark
Joshua The Bean Licker (26:07.117)
Maybe.
Joshua The Bean Licker (26:12.174)
You
Joshua The Bean Licker (26:17.934)
Okay, all right this one might come off a little creepy But you know what this might be the one you need at the end of all these maybe you've tried all five of these You've been at the bar and you're like fuck man. Maybe this is the one that's gonna land it for me This could be the winner Here we go call me Cyclops because I've had my eye on you all night
Sean Loves The Nips (26:24.265)
Here we go.
Sean Loves The Nips (26:33.485)
You think this is the winner? Okay, I'm ready.
Sean Loves The Nips (26:44.416)
No, no, bro. No, that doesn't even work. I don't like that. Now, because when you say the word Cyclops, it just makes me think of a penis for whatever reason. Like, you know, one eyed monster kind of thing that that innuendo.
Joshua The Bean Licker (26:45.024)
No, no
Joshua The Bean Licker (26:54.38)
Got it.
That's that's the I mean, I think that's the underlying kind of thing there, you know, like
Sean Loves The Nips (27:01.319)
Yeah, that's what that's what it's like. Yeah, I'm not doing it. Yeah, get away from me pervert Go over there with your friend who puts his crocs in sport mode Get out
Joshua The Bean Licker (27:05.934)
So I'm going home alone tonight is what you're saying. I'm not getting any based off of that.
Sean Loves The Nips (27:11.889)
Well, maybe. mean, like if you can word that Google one for me, I'll take it. But. And now that I think about it, now, now I'm thinking about more of them. That Sharpie one actually is sticking with me for a little bit. So if that means anything, then the Sharpie one would probably be my second on this.
Joshua The Bean Licker (27:18.51)
Alright, okay.
Joshua The Bean Licker (27:32.814)
So for the single ladies or for the single men out there if you want to use one of those six and thank us later when you got like four kids and You know like you bought a house and you got a couple pets and you're like, know what? want to thank those two guys Yeah, yeah, just just thank these two guys because we you know, we helped you out That's all we're trying to do here on this Valentine's. He just pre Valentine's Day show It's just get you hooked up with somebody special you can spend the rest of your life
Sean Loves The Nips (27:41.139)
Yeah. Thank us later. Those sons of bitches on that podcast.
shi-
Sean Loves The Nips (28:01.791)
That was good. Can I just say for the record, Joshua, we're both going to keep saying pre Valentine's Day or we're going to say Valentine's Day. Like, I'm sorry in advance. It's just, it is what it is. Like, sorry, my bad. Maybe you are listening to this on Valentine's Day. Who knows if you are, Hey, I'm sorry, but
Joshua The Bean Licker (28:02.84)
There you go, that's it.
Joshua The Bean Licker (28:10.349)
Yeah, of course.
This is, right?
Joshua The Bean Licker (28:20.982)
Yeah, I what are you saying sorry? We just gave them gold. They should be pumped.
Sean Loves The Nips (28:24.935)
We did, but if they're listening to it on Valentine's day, they're, they're probably not going out anywhere, you know? So I'm sorry. Sorry. Thank you for spending the day with us. Yeah. Fuck you. Don't I said that? Take my words, boy. Anyways. All right. Let's move on. What you got?
Joshua The Bean Licker (28:33.174)
Maybe they're already out with us. Maybe they're already with us, man. Like... Like...
here we go. Moving on. Okay. So, real quick chocolate or roses, Sean, are you picking one or the one or the other or would a listener prefer chocolate or roses on this Valentine's day?
Sean Loves The Nips (28:48.442)
Mmm.
Sean Loves The Nips (28:58.058)
Dude, that's a tough one. like, cause I love flowers. I don't know if people know that about me, but I do love flowers. Like I, I like making bouquets and stuff like that, which is really, really interesting to say for a lot of people. But I love that. I love that shit. so I would probably prefer the flowers. but look at me. I love chocolate. Chocolate is delicious. So now this one's tough, but as of right now in my moment currently,
Joshua The Bean Licker (29:13.741)
Okay.
Sean Loves The Nips (29:26.111)
I'm gonna say flowers. I'd rather take the flowers than the chocolate.
Joshua The Bean Licker (29:29.422)
I don't even want you to guess what I would pick because you already know what I'm going to say. And if you're a brand new listener, guess what? This guy over here loves chocolate. I love chocolate. if you want to get to know me a little better, just show up with some chocolate. I'll listen to you while I shovel all that chocolate in my mouth. Say whatever you want to say. Bring the chocolate. I love chocolate. Don't bring me roses that you spent $80 on and I got to watch them die just like myself every day in the mirror.
Sean Loves The Nips (29:31.903)
Yeah, you're gonna check the flowers
Yeah.
Sean Loves The Nips (29:51.645)
haha
Joshua The Bean Licker (29:59.214)
just slowly dying. Right?
Sean Loves The Nips (29:59.712)
Jesus, God damn. For the record, Joshua has been on record on this podcast saying that he will eat chocolate off my big toes. There is a short about that. Go ahead and watch it. It's still on TikTok. exists. So. No, it did not.
Joshua The Bean Licker (30:07.746)
Yeah, I did say that. They did. Tick-tock did not shut that one down. Clearly they like eating chocolate off people's toes because they did. They left that out. That one did not get canceled or banned. Yeah.
Sean Loves The Nips (30:20.927)
All right. All right. What else you got here? First or last dinner date. What the hell does that mean? Are you having like the first and last dinner date at the same time? Like
Joshua The Bean Licker (30:28.502)
Yeah, again, is Valentine's Day pre, whatever you're doing, whatever is going on today when you're listening to this episode here.
As we've gone through, you got a little cheesy, you got your chocolate, you're doing, so now it's time to go on a date, right? We're getting into this. So when it comes to a first date, is there somewhere that you would suggest to go and not go to see the person you're getting to know eat for the first time? is there, cause some people have a thing with how people eat. So gotta pick this wisely.
Sean Loves The Nips (30:58.685)
yeah. Yeah, you know what dude, this is-
Yeah, this is actually a good, a good thing. Like I'm glad you brought this up because this was something I was thinking about the other day, in preparation for this video for this episode. but I would say dinner is probably one of the worst places that you, you can start a first date. I would say dinner is like a second date idea, or even a third date. I would say your first date should be either like a coffee shop or a cafe as much as I dislike cafes.
Joshua The Bean Licker (31:24.396)
Okay.
Sean Loves The Nips (31:33.704)
or a bar if you're of age, somewhere where you can just be with the person and talk, you know, like obviously some bars are louder than others and some cafes are louder than others, but like anywhere where you can just hang out together and talk, that's probably the best ideal first date. Cause then dinner and like, like the ideal like movie and dinner date, like that kind of...
I feel like it doesn't work when it's like your first date because you're you're going to two places where you can barely talk to each other. Like you're spending an hour and a half at minimum in a movie where you can't talk and then your dinner like you guys are going to be eating food and trying to have conversations. Granted it can work but I feel like that's more of like a second or third date. So ladies and gentlemen if you want to go with me we will be going to either a bar or a cafe for our first date.
Joshua The Bean Licker (32:13.443)
Mm-hmm.
Sean Loves The Nips (32:30.729)
putting that out there.
Joshua The Bean Licker (32:33.366)
See, I'm kind of it depends on how much time you got right like if you just want to get to know somebody right off the bat You probably should take them somewhere like out to dinner because maybe maybe eating habits or something That's high on your list as far as hygiene and how somebody gets into you know They suck on their fingers, know, like are they licking their plate? You might want to know these things right away before you've been with them two weeks and then you take them out
Sean Loves The Nips (32:56.339)
I mean,
Joshua The Bean Licker (33:00.842)
and you find out that they don't wash their hands after they use the restroom or they were flip flops to fancy restaurant. You know what I mean? Like you kind of figure some shit out when you go out to dinner with people and you can talk, you know, and you, and you can figure out people's etiquette, right? Do they talk with their mouth with food in their mouth? What do they do with their napkin? Are they wiping their boogers and then rubbing their mouth with the same booger towel? You know, like I think when you eat with somebody, you can pick up on certain mannerisms.
Sean Loves The Nips (33:16.127)
Good point, good point.
Sean Loves The Nips (33:23.067)
Okay, I see, I see, I feel it. I feel it.
Joshua The Bean Licker (33:30.902)
So I kind of like the idea of going to dinner because generally it's a set amount of time. You you show up, you get your table, you know, you got to wait on your water, you got to wait on your appetizers, and then you can find out if somebody's an appetizer person or not an appetizer person. You know, what are they like? So I think dinner is a good way to get to know somebody if food mannerisms is something that's going to really kind of bother you. So.
Sean Loves The Nips (33:58.912)
Joshua, you've actually, you've convinced me on this one. I, I take everything you've heard, you've just said into account and I feel like, yeah, okay. I could see it. I could see why a dinner date can work, but I also can see why it can't work. So there's that.
Joshua The Bean Licker (34:13.314)
Of course. Yeah. Yeah. I mean, I mean, of course. And that's what saying. It depends on how much time you have. Like if you're just creating a friendship and there's just the evolution of the whole, the whole process of getting to know somebody. Sure. Maybe dinner might not be the best one, but if you're kind of trying to speed things up, I want to know you better in the beginning than not know you at all towards the end. You know, like, like it just depends on how you want to get this thing going. So how much time you got, I guess, to determine
what kind of things you want to do with that person. Maybe skydiving isn't the first thing you should do with that person, but if they're adrenaline junkie like I am, I will jump out of a plane with you on a first date every time. I'll do that with you. We can make that our first date. I don't know. I think it just depends.
Sean Loves The Nips (34:48.959)
Maybe.
Sean Loves The Nips (34:55.421)
Sean Loves The Nips (35:00.064)
shit. Well, there you go, everybody. If you want to go on a first date with Joshua, he's either going to take you to dinner or he's going to make you jump out of an airplane. one of two is going to happen. Maybe both if you're lucky, but listen, the only thing that's going to happen with you and me is we're going to go to probably a nice lounge bar and Joshua this week on our AI plays, sorry for the delay AI plays. we have a beautiful, new AI track for you.
Joshua The Bean Licker (35:08.834)
Yeah, both. Yeah, that'd be awesome.
Sean Loves The Nips (35:29.169)
This one is called You're My Blue Sky. And it is. Well, I wish I would have spent more time on it, but for what it is, it's pretty damn good. Check out Sorry for the Delay.live slash AI radio and you can hear the song in its entirety. Feel free to subscribe to the SoundCloud on there if you really do want to listen to this. Most of the time, all these tracks will be released a week early because we record about a week and half in advance, so.
I get a little preview of what's coming up to the next week, but check it out. Here it is, Joshua. It is called, You're My Blue Sky. Sorry for the delay. Hey, I play.
Sean Loves The Nips (38:13.193)
All right, Joshua, there you go. There's your AI song for the week, everybody. How'd you feel about that? It kind of reminds me of like a lounge singer in a bar. So that's why I was bringing that up.
Joshua The Bean Licker (38:22.306)
Yeah, well, like the last episode when we, you know, we put on a little play there, I feel underdressed. I got my hoodie on, got my zip up, I got my hat backwards.
Sean Loves The Nips (38:30.321)
you should. I got my collar. I dressed up for our date buddy. This is our date night and you failed me on this.
Joshua The Bean Licker (38:35.406)
I kind of feel like I'm not even dressed well enough to be like a doorman, you know, like.
Sean Loves The Nips (38:41.364)
No, no, you're not. You're dressed as the guy who was picking me up in the Uber. So... Yeah, that's me.
Joshua The Bean Licker (38:45.326)
I am the Uber driver, right? Hey, right here. Uber, got you. Yeah, that's me. I literally am the Uber driver for you right now. I am. I think the best thing, like, if you get the same Uber driver, like, the cool thing about Uber is, like, if you were to get the same person, like, after a party, it'd kind of be...
to be the uber driver to see the before and after picture of somebody coming out of a party like just hair is all a mess you know collars all popped his buttons all ripped open ladies dresses half off you know or whatever just like could be fun I would enjoy that job yeah
Sean Loves The Nips (39:14.419)
Yeah, that'd be pretty fun.
You
that's great. I bet you would. You'd love to be a taxi driver just for the stories. I know you.
Joshua The Bean Licker (39:34.318)
Oh, fuck, dude. You remember that old, uh, real you remember that, that show, Taxi Cab Confessionals? Do remember that? Did you ever watch that show? That was great. That was a great fucking, I love that show.
Sean Loves The Nips (39:40.469)
Yeah, yeah, it was on HBO. Yeah.
Sean Loves The Nips (39:48.416)
All right, let's move on here. When is it okay to lie to your partner? And now we're getting spicy. This is the halfway through this episode. This is where the late night pod stuff comes in. You know, this is where things get a little saucy. So, you know, if the children are still in the room, they may need to step out for this one.
Joshua The Bean Licker (39:52.696)
Jeez. Yeah, yeah.
Joshua The Bean Licker (40:07.254)
Yeah, because Amy might be part of the lie they're actually not your kids, you know, Yeah, they probably should step out of the room as yeah, this is happening right now Yeah, Sean. So so do you think? There is an appropriate time Our event or whatever whatever had the circumstances you think do you think it's okay? Like to lie to your partner
Sean Loves The Nips (40:12.456)
You
Sean Loves The Nips (40:36.064)
So here's the thing, you know on this podcast we are very open and honest with everything that we talk about and So because of that you you you make enemies, you know, you make enemies and you make people question what you what you think, right? So with that being said we continue that Bring it on but yes, I think there are correct times when you can and should lie to your partner Whether it be
I mean, the obvious one is like you when people talk about something that is like a visually like, like, how do I put this? Like Joshua, if you, if you asked me, does this shirt make me look fat? Right. Right. The inclination is to just always go, no, that shirt doesn't make you look fat. Granted. Maybe it doesn't. Right.
Joshua The Bean Licker (41:22.798)
Mm-hmm.
Sean Loves The Nips (41:33.928)
Maybe it doesn't make you look fat, but here's the thing. Maybe that one particular day, maybe the, maybe you, Joshua were bloated a little bit and you did look a little fat, right? You did look a little bit heavier, right? I'm not going to tell you that. I'm not going to say that to you because that's mean that's rude, but situations like that little white lies like that, you know, I feel like are okay to an extent, right? You don't want to be lying all the time, right? So I don't know, man. I think there's, there's a time and a place for all that stuff.
Joshua The Bean Licker (41:44.27)
Yeah.
Sean Loves The Nips (42:04.411)
Like for me personally, like I think some stuff that I lie about is everything other than like, well, I mean everything. I just lie about everything. I'm a compulsive liar. What can I say? but I would say that like sometimes your partner doesn't need to know, like, like, let's say you had a shitty day at work, right? And all you want to do is you just want to come home and just like hang out and just like be with them. Right.
Joshua The Bean Licker (42:16.174)
You
Sean Loves The Nips (42:32.179)
And when your partner asks you, how was work? And you say, was fine. Like it was good. Like, cause you don't want to talk about it. You know, I feel like that.
Joshua The Bean Licker (42:39.982)
But that's also an automatic response though too. That's like, you're not really lying. That's you're don't, you're not really thinking about it.
Sean Loves The Nips (42:43.156)
That's true, that those audit, that's I think, I think that's the point I'm trying to make here is those automatic responses are already lies, you know, so you're already doing it like naturally, naturally, right? Without even thinking. And so I think those automatic, those automatic rituals, those automatic answers are the things that are okay to be lied about, right? You know, I don't know if I made myself clear on this, but yeah, so.
Joshua The Bean Licker (43:09.482)
No, you didn't know you did. You did. I mean, that's, yeah, I think how we go about telling lies or these little fibs, it just, it's kind of like how hurtful is the lie going to be? How hurtful is the honest information? The feedback that you're going to give, right? Like I went to the restroom and I took a dump.
Sean Loves The Nips (43:30.591)
Mm-hmm.
Sean Loves The Nips (43:35.903)
peanut butter splash back.
Joshua The Bean Licker (43:37.094)
And I forgot to flush. Now, did I do it on purpose? Maybe I did. You know, maybe I just, and they did. Did you forget to flush? No, I didn't. No, I didn't. I just wanted you to see what your food did to me. You know what I'm saying? Like I just like, maybe, maybe like I lied a little bit. I just kind of like, I want to let you know what corn does. Doesn't, doesn't break down, you know, or some shit. You know what I'm saying?
Sean Loves The Nips (43:43.945)
Gross.
Sean Loves The Nips (43:48.387)
Yeah. Yeah.
Joshua The Bean Licker (44:04.664)
So there's certain things like, Hey, did you put my favorite mug on that top shelf? So I couldn't reach it because I'm five foot two and the stools in the garage, it's cold. Like, did did you do, did you do that on purpose? No, I didn't. I didn't. I just, I just, like you said, just an automatic, like I'm taller than you. And it just went on that shelf instead of the one that you can reach. Like, is that a bad lie? I mean, some lies can be fun.
Sean Loves The Nips (44:15.903)
Jesus Christ.
Hmm.
Sean Loves The Nips (44:26.657)
just naturally happen.
Joshua The Bean Licker (44:33.464)
You know, you can, you can, you can have some, some fun with lies, but I think the lies that hurt people are the ones that you probably shouldn't, shouldn't say. You know what I mean? I like you you should, you should just be pretty honest. And I think that's what is kind of fun about me and you is like, we're pretty straightforward. If you want a straight answer, I will ask you first, like, Hey, what kind of answer, like, what do you, do you really want the honest truth? Does your foot look fat?
Sean Loves The Nips (44:44.745)
Exactly. Yes.
Sean Loves The Nips (44:56.472)
yeah, yeah.
Joshua The Bean Licker (45:03.66)
Well, did you have a lot of salt? mean, I mean like like like I gotta ask the question. Does it look fat? So.
Sean Loves The Nips (45:08.915)
I mean it.
You're 100 % correct in this buddy. I think the way that we you and I personally go about this life that we live is by being brutally honest sometimes, but we will do it by asking first if you want the honest truth or you don't, you know, and sometimes the honest truth and as cliche as it sounds hurts people. So we are not people who like to hurt people. So I think, I think sometimes you just, you just gotta lie sometimes. It's not hurting anybody.
Joshua The Bean Licker (45:40.802)
Feedback feedbacks and yeah feedbacks important. I think everybody deserves some feedback But if you're asking for honest feedback, you cannot get mad at the person for giving you that feedback because it's just rude That's just not nice. So Yeah, I guess I guess yeah
Sean Loves The Nips (45:51.973)
Mm-hmm. Yep.
So for the record, we lie about stuff. You probably lie about stuff. Does that make it wrong? No, everybody does it. There's not one perfect in this world. One person in this world who is perfect. So, you know, go out there, live your life. Just don't hurt anybody. If those lies are going to hurt somebody, then you should probably just tell the truth because the truth is always better than using one of those lies and just keeping it.
Joshua The Bean Licker (46:25.76)
And my final thought on that is, is, I don't want to get too weird about this, but if you're one of those people that lies all the fucking time and you go to a place of worship just to like ask for forgiveness for all the messed up things that you've ever done, doing that doesn't excuse everything you've done wrong. I'm sorry. You still got to live with that shit. So don't be that person that just kind of like looks to the, your feet or looks to the heavens or
Sean Loves The Nips (46:25.951)
There you go.
Sean Loves The Nips (46:34.068)
Me?
Sean Loves The Nips (46:48.383)
Mm-hmm.
Joshua The Bean Licker (46:53.354)
smells your armpits, whatever you do for forgiveness, just don't be that person. Just be honest. Just be real. Like these two guys right here.
Sean Loves The Nips (47:01.855)
There you go.
Sometimes. I mean, I just went on record saying I'm a compulsive liar. So who knows what I'm saying? Who knows if it's true? Anyways, buddy, this is the last topic on the list for this week. Your cartoon crush. Is this just one option? Do I only have one option? Can I choose multiple crushes?
Joshua The Bean Licker (47:12.078)
Right?
Joshua The Bean Licker (47:18.082)
Yes sir! The funnest one.
Joshua The Bean Licker (47:23.308)
Well, you can expand on it man. mean, you know, feel free to expand on his mini-crushes, but if you say the Abominable Snowman, I'm gonna say that is a lie. No, you're not rubbing up on that furry thing. You hate the cold, you're not rubbing up on that thing, dude.
Sean Loves The Nips (47:35.933)
You don't know me. You don't know what I like. Well, I mean, obviously people know I have a bunch of cartoon crushes by my enthusiasm with the subject. So Joshua, I want to hear yours first. Who are your cartoon crushes?
Joshua The Bean Licker (47:49.55)
man, I really only like when I was thinking about this, I wrote this down today. I was like my cartoon crush, the biggest crush that comes to mind is Jessica rabbit.
Sean Loves The Nips (48:05.445)
Mmm. A standby classic, Jessica Rabbit, for sure.
Joshua The Bean Licker (48:11.998)
Jessica I mean there's just something about a Jessica rabbit the hair draped over you get half of the eye She's with you know with good old Roger rabbit who I relate to a lot. It's just goofy Just a weird you know what I mean nobody's attracted to this you know I so I relate a lot to the Roger rabbit But man Jessica rabbit
Sean Loves The Nips (48:26.687)
you
Sean Loves The Nips (48:31.103)
The way you said that was hysterical. I relate a lot to the Roger Rabbit to the Roger Rabbit like why to the I relate a lot to Roger Rabbit who was a person or Well, he is a person. I mean, he's a cartoon, but you know
Joshua The Bean Licker (48:33.838)
I relate a lot to the. Well, is it? mean, the?
Yeah, but I'm gonna go with 100 % Jessica Rabbit Just I mean the way she sings the way she moves just everything about that growing up as a kid I'm like, holy crap like there's just something about that iconic figure That just it's gotta be it gotta be a crush, you know, like
Sean Loves The Nips (49:12.095)
see that, yeah.
Joshua The Bean Licker (49:12.854)
I guess if I really wanted to I could expand if I was into sea life I could go the little mermaid but I mean I like legs on my you know my crushes so can't do much with the mermaid I don't swim very well so there's that. Snow White she sleeps too much
You
Sean Loves The Nips (49:33.732)
We asked you for your crushes not not your not your maybes bro
Joshua The Bean Licker (49:38.616)
I don't I mean, well, I just kind of like I'm going down the list here, you know, Fiona, you know, from Shrek, you know, like, like, maybe I can swing a Fiona, you know, after a couple beverages or something like me and Fiona can get down. But I'm not opposed to an ogre now and again. You know what I mean? Why not do something different?
Sean Loves The Nips (49:44.815)
I get you. Okay? Okay? Yeah. Ahhhh.
Sean Loves The Nips (49:56.768)
weird but alright sure yeah I feel that okay yeah you want my crushes now you you want you do you want my like I'm gonna get a lot of buttons
Joshua The Bean Licker (50:04.514)
Yeah, I was gonna say what about you? I see you I see you clicking buttons over there don't know if you're pulling down your pants like are what you doing over there man like you're winding up for a crush over here is like I thought I saw the big bottle of baby oil or Vaseline pulled out from the cut like I don't know what he's doing over there giving you time
Sean Loves The Nips (50:15.903)
Yeah, Will I'll give you I'll give you my my crushes sure why not here here's my tier list of crushes So you have my beloved up here I Don't remember any of their names, but feel free. There's a visual here. I'll go. I'll give you I'll give you some of their names I'm just crushing on you, but some of my some of my notable ones are
Joshua The Bean Licker (50:34.663)
Shit as every crush should be I don't know your name. I'm just crushing on you You're that sharpie, you know, whatever those
Sean Loves The Nips (50:45.631)
Fuck I don't remember her name from tangled the girl from tangled crush, right? Love it. The girl from Tarzan another good one crush love it We got raven over here raven that's that's a crush The question don't worry about it. Don't worry about it, bro. Don't worry about it There's a I just got I got a lot of crushes, you know, I got a lot of them
Joshua The Bean Licker (50:48.728)
Jesus.
Joshua The Bean Licker (51:02.606)
Why do you have a pony? Why is there a pony for a crush? know, like like how does that?
Sean Loves The Nips (51:15.331)
Daria Daria is a good crush of mine I got Bell on there. I got a got it every every living animal you can possibly think of Yeah, Dexter's mom Dexter's mom up there up there Timmy Turner's mom fairly odd parents Timmy Turner's mom come on with that I'm with that I got Layla on there Layla from a Futurama I'm with that you know I got I got a lot of them I get a lot of
Joshua The Bean Licker (51:24.866)
Betty Boop.
Joshua The Bean Licker (51:33.358)
Timmy Turner.
Yeah.
Those are real Cyclops. See, you know what? She could use that line. She could use the Cyclops line. Like, for real.
Sean Loves The Nips (51:45.628)
She if if Layla used the Cyclops line I'm hooked. I'm hooked. I'm hooked. I'm done. I'm done. But the last one I want to make note here Joshua is a Sally from Cars, you know, just Throwing that out there. Just don't know not there pre lubed and everything Anyways, that's it. I just wanted to show that off Nothing nothing to it. Nothing not saying anything. Just gonna show that show that little thing off there. So
Joshua The Bean Licker (51:58.702)
She comes pre lubed
Joshua The Bean Licker (52:07.406)
Okay, alright buddy.
Sean Loves The Nips (52:14.921)
Go ahead and start landing this plane now. This weird plane, this late night plane. Joshua, let's give out some lucky numbers. Let's give out some fun finds. Let's do some, some fortunes. What do you got with this buddy? What do you want to start with?
Joshua The Bean Licker (52:18.114)
Jesus. Yeah. Yeah. Jesus Christ. Yes, sir.
Joshua The Bean Licker (52:29.614)
Okay, so I will start with my fun find. Like we do on this program, we like to show off our fun little finds. And today I have another Funko, go figure. This one, my friends, is a Spider-Man fear itself suit. This right here is a glow in the dark Funko right here. Jesus, my lights just don't want to cooperate right now. Super glare.
Sean Loves The Nips (52:50.461)
Whoa. shit. Damn. Yeah, it's bright. It's bright. There you go.
Joshua The Bean Licker (52:58.946)
But, so I found this little guy, Sean, can you guess where I found it?
Sean Loves The Nips (53:03.327)
Oh, did you find it at five below? Oh, well thank God. Target? It's one of the two. It's never gonna be up here like me with the Funko store. It's either gonna be at Target or it's gonna be at five below.
Joshua The Bean Licker (53:05.259)
No, I didn't find enough. Could you take another guess? Yeah, Target, there you go. Well, what do you got? Got one of them right. There you go. Yeah. Yeah. Maybe I should just start going to like garage sales or some shit. know, flea markets just really put a spin on it. But this thing glows in the dark. I added this thing to my collection on my Funko app. Currently, it does not have a value. I think I picked this thing up for like 15 bucks. So I found it pretty cool because it glows in the dark. I love Spider-Man.
Sean Loves The Nips (53:19.999)
You
Joshua The Bean Licker (53:34.51)
So this is my fun find for this episode 72. sick.
Sean Loves The Nips (53:38.367)
Hell yeah, dude. Hell yeah. It is pretty sick. it, is it the, so I can't, I can't see Joshua's coloring on his screen. Is it, is it the black suit?
Joshua The Bean Licker (53:44.44)
Yeah, okay, what?
No, it's a gray. A dark grayish... I don't know. Gray. It's not the one in black. No. It's not the first one. It's the second one in the collection.
Sean Loves The Nips (53:54.055)
Okay. All right. So it's not completely, but can you hold it up to the, to the camera more time?
Sean Loves The Nips (54:01.012)
Okay. All right. Can I see it one more time? Can you show it to me? I want to see. Okay. All right. I see it now. Okay. I got you. I got you. Cool beans. Yeah. Thank you, buddy. Thank you. so here is my fun find for the week. So this is our last, well, actually let me start with the, the fun fine. This is my fun fine for the week. Joshua, it is some mini Funko's or they're called bitty pops.
Joshua The Bean Licker (54:12.544)
sick. What about you buddy? What do you got?
Joshua The Bean Licker (54:30.638)
What a name.
Sean Loves The Nips (54:30.641)
is what I learned. Yeah, Bitty Pups. But they are Game of Thrones. I have some Game of Thrones characters on there, which is pretty cool. So I'm a big fan of Game of Thrones for those of you who don't know. Love that show until the very end, which made me sad because it was not done to completion, but whatever. Game of Thrones, my Bitty Pup Funkos. There they are. But Joshua, this is my last artwork from QSketches. QSketches follows us now. Hello Q, thank you for the art.
Joshua The Bean Licker (54:58.368)
Hello Q. Great art.
Sean Loves The Nips (55:00.295)
Yeah, it's beautiful. But this is my last one, which I'm kind of sad about. So I'm probably gonna have to get some more. But until then, as you can see, this is a beautiful cat sitting on what seems to be a boat or a pier with the Spanish word, el gato in the back. So I love it. I love it. So, but there you go. That is my fun find and my fun goes for the week, my dude.
Joshua The Bean Licker (55:17.486)
Yeah, that's awesome. That's great.
El gato.
Joshua The Bean Licker (55:27.426)
Wonderful, wonderful, wonderful. So does that take us to the next portion of this? How we get this baby done? Are we going to open up a, you know, so.
Sean Loves The Nips (55:32.659)
Hmm. Yes, sir. That takes us to the, Your, Your... Your... Your fortunes? If we can call them that?
Joshua The Bean Licker (55:41.548)
My four, yeah, I don't even, I don't even know what we're gonna continue to call these things, but they come in a fortune cookie form with messages inside. So can we continue to call them fortunes? We'll just, we'll just keep calling them fortunes. So last week, Sean, you did pick the fortunes against humanity because prior to that, leading up to this new batch, we have always used the dirty dozen.
Sean Loves The Nips (55:50.333)
Hehehehehe
Sean Loves The Nips (56:00.842)
Yes.
Sean Loves The Nips (56:10.035)
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Joshua The Bean Licker (56:10.287)
and the boozy dozen. So should I crack open the dirty dozen or should we give the fortunes against humanity another chance on this week's episode?
Sean Loves The Nips (56:19.219)
Now, this is a special episode. Let's do the Dirty Dozen and hope pray that we do not get a duplicate.
Joshua The Bean Licker (56:22.222)
Okay, dirty, I like it.
Joshua The Bean Licker (56:28.622)
So last time Sean had me fist the packaging, so I had to stick my fist all the way, you know, five fingers deep into this thing. Do you want me to do the same thing? Do you want me go to the bottom?
Sean Loves The Nips (56:32.253)
I did. I did. Yeah. Pretty hot. mean, no, it's a different, it's a different episode, buddy. I want you to take the very first one on top. That's the one I want you to take.
Joshua The Bean Licker (56:41.166)
Okay, all right. Okay, I'm gonna pull the first one. like for Sean to pick these things out because it's more fun that way.
Joshua The Bean Licker (56:53.014)
gosh, this is always the fun part.
Sean Loves The Nips (56:54.879)
I'm open that box. With a little bag. Ugh. So hot.
Joshua The Bean Licker (57:00.078)
Alright Sean, you picked a dirty one for this Valentine's Day extravaganza. hope you're ready for it. So here is your dirty fortune for February 11th episode 72. Is your experiment with a French tickler turns awkward.
Sean Loves The Nips (57:02.11)
Ready.
God, I hope it's not a fucking duplicate.
Sean Loves The Nips (57:12.063)
I'm as ready as I'll ever be.
Joshua The Bean Licker (57:28.92)
when you find he just couldn't overcome the laughter barrier.
Sean Loves The Nips (57:36.415)
Okay.
What? Hang on, re-read that one again? Yeah, I'm still confused.
Joshua The Bean Licker (57:42.136)
to read it alright okay let's let's we'll slow it down because clearly we have a problem reading over here this is this is this is how these things go I probably fucked some words up like I always do but here we go alright once again your experiment with a French tickler turns awkward when you find he just can't overcome the language barrier
Sean Loves The Nips (57:51.103)
I don't think it's you, think just this is weird. Go for it.
Sean Loves The Nips (58:11.011)
I thought you said laughter. I thought you said laughter meter the first time. I hear that completely wrong? Did I hear that completely wrong?
Joshua The Bean Licker (58:13.272)
Did I say laughter the first time? I think I did.
Probably did I? Probably did You probably did okay, so if I didn't say it two different times for the listeners This the studios dark and I have to look at these tiny little words on this shit So I probably messed it up so feel free to just fucking rip me open in the in the comments Because I probably said it wrong. I probably did can't read
Sean Loves The Nips (58:38.015)
my god.
Oh god, oh my god. Alright, well, sure, why not? Kind of French tickler, yeah. Yeah, we'll Google that together and see how that goes.
Joshua The Bean Licker (58:46.35)
There you go. Kinda dirty. French tickler. I'm gonna have to look that up after this episode. When we get off here. don't need... French tickler, yeah. Jesus Christ. Jesus... Cheese it's in rice, man. Yeah. Jeez.
Sean Loves The Nips (58:58.911)
Cheese it's in rice bro. Cheese is in rice. Oh Man, buddy. All right. Yeah, let's Yeah, let me give you guys Let me give you guys some let me give you guys some lucky numbers for the week Please feel free to use them for whatever nefarious reasons you would like but they are as followed 8 18 22 23 28 31 and 35 Your lucky numbers once again are 8 18 22 23 28
Joshua The Bean Licker (59:03.822)
What do you have for lucky numbers? 2025? Come on, I want a winner.
Sean Loves The Nips (59:28.415)
31 and 35. Ladies and gentlemen, I know we got a winner somewhere in there. We're just going to keep doing it until somebody messages saying that they won, whatever it is that they won. And they're going to give us a little bit of that cutback, you know, so.
Joshua The Bean Licker (59:31.672)
We got a winner. Somebody's gonna win.
Joshua The Bean Licker (59:45.153)
All right.
Sean Loves The Nips (59:46.173)
Anyways buddy, hey, what do you have left to say to the people as we wind down this Valentine's Day, Valentine's week episode, whatever this fucking thing is.
Joshua The Bean Licker (59:54.782)
I feel like I went a little too hard last week on accountability and all this kind of shit, whatever I was rambling about, but this, but today I want to keep it a little simpler. Everybody. This is the month of love. So, use some of those magical lines that I laid on you. Maybe find somebody special at the bar. Yeah. Sean Sean's making faces over there. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Those, those lines. but yeah, the month of love, man, let's let's.
Sean Loves The Nips (01:00:01.791)
Hmm
Sean Loves The Nips (01:00:19.679)
That's weird. That's the weird way to say that. Yeah. Sorry.
Joshua The Bean Licker (01:00:22.254)
If you're on YouTube you can see what the hell is he's like what the fuck is this guy talking about
Sean Loves The Nips (01:00:31.315)
Sorry, I didn't mean to ruin your monologue there, my bad. Like, it was just a weird way to say that. Like, all those lines I placed on you. You know, like what? the fuck? Sorry, sorry, go again, buddy. Sorry.
Joshua The Bean Licker (01:00:31.438)
I don't I don't remember right? Yeah, those lines was one lines, you know those cheesy lines Yeah, no. Yeah. Thank you for watching Thank you for listening Jesus Christ one of these days actually have something cool to say at the very end of these things But I love all you guys month of love. Let's keep going. Cheers buy some Josh wine. This shit's good
Sean Loves The Nips (01:01:01.961)
Cheese and rice everybody. Hey, like Joshua said, thank you guys for listening. Thank you for watching. We really do appreciate it. Even though, you know, just put a song in the background, fucking ramp up those buttons, dude. Send us to your friends. Send us to your mom. Like, hey, hello. Welcome. Yeah. Let your mom watch this episode and you tell me why she hates me. Like I already know. like I said last week, we are currently
Joshua The Bean Licker (01:01:03.533)
Yeah.
Joshua The Bean Licker (01:01:16.086)
Is that your mom that sounds... Hey! Send me to your mom! Jesus.
Sean Loves The Nips (01:01:31.591)
in Vegas, Joshua and I. So if anything happens, we're sorry we missed it and we'll get to it next week. Maybe we'll see. But other than that, guys, we will see you next week. Joshua, you and me are going to have an amazing and ridiculous fashion show, and it's going to be wonderful. We're going to do some Valentine's things. We'll probably dress up as a few hearts. Maybe I'll dress you up as a piece of chocolate. So it should be fun.
You mean baby, let's do it. We'll see you guys next week. Deuces.
Joshua The Bean Licker (01:02:04.622)
Cheez-its.
