Sorry For The Delay | EP.74
Chapters
05:00Beverage Choices and Preferences
09:58AI Imagery and Chocolate Covered Nuts
14:59Psychic Love and Soulmate Drawings
18:29Searching for Love: The Psychic Connection
21:33Confessions of Bad Habits
28:45Video Game Balance: A Modern Dilemma
36:01Pineapple Pizza War 2.0: Culinary Controversies
40:43Shrek 2: 20th Anniversary Reflections
42:38Team Boots vs. Team Donkey: A Shrek Debate
45:10Celebrating 20 Years of Shrek
47:48Offensive Haircuts: A Lighthearted Discussion
51:54Fun Finds and Fortunes: A Wrap-Up
Sound Bites
"I have to go to work tonight."
"This nut is not mad, alright?"
"You can do this for a whopping $30."
"Would you pay $30 to find your true love?"
"Pineapple on pizza: does it belong?"
"Pineapple on pizza is not exotic."
"Strawberry pizza is fucking gross."
"I'm an ass, so I relate to Donkey."
"I'm kind of original man. I like one."
"Is there an offensive haircut out there?"
"I find frosted tips offensive."
"The Edgar haircut became very offensive."
Transcript
Hungry Sean (00:20.468)
Hello and welcome to Sorry for the Delay, episode 74. We are your hosts. name is Sean. This is Joshua. Joshua, it's another week. It's another day. How are you feeling? How are you doing? What? Same old, same old?
Sleepy Joshua (00:35.406)
Well, I mean, I mean kind of same will say today's a little bit different because I have to go to work tonight and Yeah, so if anybody knows what the dreaded overnights are that's that's what I'm about to embark on Yeah, so this is you know, we're doing this kind of in the afternoon one of the later night pods But I do have to go in at 9 o'clock tonight Which I'm not necessarily looking forward to but I think I'll be I think I'll be fine. I think I'm gonna make it today
Hungry Sean (00:50.708)
Graveyard
Sleepy Joshua (01:05.262)
But I'm a little, yeah, maybe a little nap after this, but doing okay other than that.
Hungry Sean (01:05.406)
I think you will too.
There you go. That's all that's all it's about buddy. But like we start every episode Joshua what is in your cup for this week? I guess. What do you got?
Sleepy Joshua (01:17.814)
Okay, so I do not promote drinking and going to work, but if you did work somewhere you could drink, I'm all for that. You if your employer says, you know, you can have a beer, can have a two, know, to have a shot, whatever. I'm, I'm down for that, but unfortunately where I have to clock in tonight, they don't allow that. So tonight I am going to drink a nice warm cup of coffee, coffee, coffee in my,
Hungry Sean (01:22.493)
Of course not.
Hungry Sean (01:28.37)
Hmm.
Hungry Sean (01:44.884)
let's go.
Sleepy Joshua (01:47.52)
my Star Wars mug here. Yeah, so a lot of coffee.
Hungry Sean (01:49.488)
I it. love it. Hey, what kind of coffee is it? You can't just say coffee. What kind of coffee is it? Is it like Starbucks coffee? Is it like Death Wish? What are we working with here?
Sleepy Joshua (01:58.478)
It's just a bunch of beans that made the water black. I didn't get the name on the bag, I didn't check the license plate as the truck ran me over. I didn't get all the ingredients. Just a bunch of dark beans, tastes like coffee. But I will say, I do have a little bit of a gripe about coffee.
Hungry Sean (02:02.596)
of beans. Alright, okay, sure.
Hungry Sean (02:13.78)
You
Hungry Sean (02:22.42)
Sure. Ooh, all right.
Sleepy Joshua (02:25.068)
Yeah, so it's like, you you go to the, you know, you go to breakfast and everything. It just, I, my biggest gripe is going somewhere, out to breakfast and their coffee just tastes like watered down shit. I hate, I hate going to breakfast and having really bad coffee. So if you own a restaurant, if you're, you're kind of getting into the business, please just
Hungry Sean (02:38.004)
Okay, I see, I see.
Sleepy Joshua (02:50.604)
Make some good coffee for the people showing up to your spot because it makes a big difference before the meal gets there having a nice cup of coffee. So that's my slight gripe.
Hungry Sean (02:58.664)
I mean, I'm going to ask the question, Joshua. I already know the answer, but like, are you like a, are you a fancy coffee connoisseur or do you just prefer like the basic drip coffee?
Sleepy Joshua (03:09.038)
I I'm a fan of like the nitro coffee. I'm a fan of You know mixing it up a little bit. Yeah. Yeah something with some flavor with some some with some personality I'm into yeah, I just don't want dirt water. You know, it's got to have flavor man Just like all the drinks on this that we do on here. Just like it's got to have personality You know, I know occasionally. Yeah, we can't we can't drink water But you know when it comes to drink we like something special. So I'm doing coffee. What about you? What do you got going on over there?
Hungry Sean (03:16.244)
Okay?
Okay. Yeah, I get you. I get you.
Hungry Sean (03:29.172)
It's gotta have something. It's gotta have substance.
Hungry Sean (03:39.42)
I mean, yeah, I mean, like you alluded to, Joshua, like not every episode has to be an episode where we drink something, you know, because it's all about whatever you want to drink, right? If you want to drink water, go for it. Hey, good on you. But I'm not doing that. I am celebrating my day off with a little bit of more, a little bit more wine, Joshua. This is by a winery called Boggle. I know it's kind of hard to see the white balance is real crazy, but believe me, it says Boggle.
Sleepy Joshua (03:55.362)
Yeah.
Nice. Nice.
Hungry Sean (04:07.108)
And they're from California. This is a pinot noir. I've been into the pinot recently and it's a red, which is delicious. Takes my breath away every time, Joshua. It tastes like you and I went grape picking. You and I went grape picking somewhere down in the Mediterranean. We picked those grapes by hand.
Sleepy Joshua (04:25.538)
Here we go, it's already starting. It's already starting.
Sleepy Joshua (04:32.062)
Yeah.
Hungry Sean (04:34.13)
And then we went back into a big old colander and we squished them with our little featsies and we just we soaked it all in buddy. We soaked it all in. Yeah, so it's it's good. It's delicious. And best of all, Joshua, this wine is only eight ninety nine. Did I make that rhyme on purpose? Maybe. But who knows? Yeah, it's delicious. It's awesome. Yeah.
Sleepy Joshua (04:47.522)
that's good. Yeah.
That's good. Yeah, anything under 20 bucks is a good buy. think a wine shouldn't... wine does not have to be like 60, 80 dollars, 100 dollars a bottle to get a good bottle of wine, So, free pint.
Hungry Sean (05:00.222)
Hell no.
Now I will say I've had some hundred dollar bottles of wine that don't taste nearly as good as this one does. So let that speak for itself kind of thing, you know? It's what it is. yeah, my dude. Oh yeah. Oh yeah. So Joshua, let's not kill any more time. Let's get on over to the chat with this session. Let's get some topics through this goddamn episode. I know people are revving to hear about it.
Sleepy Joshua (05:14.53)
Yeah, I think we've all been there for sure.
Sleepy Joshua (05:23.34)
You
Sleepy Joshua (05:30.382)
Hmm.
Hungry Sean (05:31.984)
I mean, yeah, let's just fucking jump into it, dude.
Sleepy Joshua (05:33.208)
Well, you know, last week I did a new little segment about some AI imagery and all that. I thought I would, you know, I normally don't.
Hungry Sean (05:37.534)
Hmm. you got it. I'm I'm sorry, I didn't know if you had anything planned up. mean, I knew you were you were going in late, so I didn't want to bug you. So I thought we'd just come jump into it. But hey, bring on, bring it on. What do you got? Yeah.
Sleepy Joshua (05:50.382)
I normally don't I thought that was kind of fun last week to challenge the AI out there in the world just to do something fun So like like we did last week today. There is a holiday. They're usually one every day We do with this thing. It's just a fun little reason to celebrate our drink or do whatever, know, whatever you want to so today is actually National chocolate covered nut day
Hungry Sean (06:17.202)
God, I'm so fucking scared right now. Did you legitimately just type chocolate covered nut into chat GPT in? God. All right. Hey, for those of you listening, check it out on Sorry for the Delay.live. Check out the latest episode. You can see what we're about to see. So let's go, buddy. Let's go.
Sleepy Joshua (06:20.034)
So are you ready?
Sleepy Joshua (06:26.414)
I I did.
Sleepy Joshua (06:38.19)
Alright, let's get on over there. Alright, so this is our little chat bot right here. Yeah, this is this is our buddy, you know, you know This is the little guy that's gonna take us along our adventure for these chocolate covered nuts
Hungry Sean (06:43.245)
my god. Okay, okay.
Hungry Sean (06:51.307)
Okay. All right. Let me describe this for everybody listening. What we are looking at here in this photo is a CG-esque robot person. Kid. I guess kid would be the best way to describe that, right? It is a robot holding what looks to be a pin, pointing at a sign in a classroom that says, rap me? Is that correct?
Sleepy Joshua (07:08.494)
You
Sleepy Joshua (07:18.158)
Yeah It's it's funny when you do these AI images like whenever there's words in the background like it never Correctly does the spelling it's kind of a trip like the images pop up like the artwork does but just the actual words never really come through But the first chocolate covered nut because you got to give them some personality You got to give you got to just you got to just put more than just the nut in there, you know, so this first nut
Hungry Sean (07:19.028)
R-A-T-M-I-M-E? Sorry, rap me?
Hungry Sean (07:30.408)
Yeah, yeah, yeah, just a little bit. Yeah.
Hungry Sean (07:44.916)
Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.
Sleepy Joshua (07:48.226)
This is our happy nut. Sean, how do you...
Hungry Sean (07:51.355)
my god.
Sleepy Joshua (07:55.864)
How do you feel about this chocolate covered happy nut right here? How's it make you feel?
Hungry Sean (07:59.922)
Okay. All right. All right. All right. The best way I can describe this for everybody listening. And again, if you're not listening, just head on over to Sorry for Little Lit Out Live. Check out the video form of that. best way I can describe this is if you took a scoop of ice cream, chocolate flavored ice cream, you dunked it, right? And you cut it in half. So you have that shape, right? You have the shape of a half circle, connected to a little tiny body.
Which almost looks like a wreck-it Ralph form of art, you know the movie wreck-it Ralph, right? It looks pretty close to that style of art, but he is littered in peanuts maybe some type of nuts all over his body, which is Yeah, and he's happy about it he's happy but he's got he's got two big old eyes staring at you with two big old thumbs up saying I'm getting nutted on and I love it. That's There you go
Sleepy Joshua (08:32.406)
It kind of is. it is. You're right.
Sleepy Joshua (08:44.327)
Like a caramel nutty kind of something all over his body
Sleepy Joshua (08:55.662)
You
Hungry Sean (08:58.418)
That's that's that one. It's great. That's great. Very cute.
Sleepy Joshua (09:00.254)
So there's your happy chocolate covered nut right here. So the next image I have for you, this one is the confused chocolate covered nut.
Hungry Sean (09:04.796)
Okay? Alright.
Hungry Sean (09:10.036)
God. Okay. This is like if you took what you could only pretend were peanuts and sculpted them out of clay to add question marks that look like the Sims characters. Like if you've ever played the game, the Sims, when they have questions, the little question mark will pop up on the top of their heads. That's exactly what some of these peanuts look like, except for the one in the foreground.
Sleepy Joshua (09:12.791)
You
Sleepy Joshua (09:22.198)
You
Sleepy Joshua (09:27.373)
You
Hungry Sean (09:39.43)
which has what seems to be a peanut stem? Joshua, is that a peanut stem on top of that peanut's head? I am confused.
Sleepy Joshua (09:45.67)
I Don't know to me. I thought it was like a nutter butter. You know what a nutter butter is You know those little candy and another yeah, it reminded me of a nutter butter Looking at that image right there. I Don't know kind of it's like it looks like it hards a hard shell with something around it. I don't know
Hungry Sean (09:50.094)
the cookie, the cookie, yeah.
You think that is another butter.
All right.
Joshua, nutter butters do not have hard shells. Nutter butters are in the shape of a peanut with the filling of peanut butter. That is not a nutter butter. I don't think you know what a nutter butter is.
Sleepy Joshua (10:04.632)
They are.
like okay clearly I have not had a nut or butter in a very long time if they go back and check that out all right so that's that's okay and then the next one is supposed to be a mad it's supposed to be upset this nut right here
Hungry Sean (10:19.152)
shelf that for later.
Hungry Sean (10:27.156)
Okay. Okay, this is not supposed to
Hungry Sean (10:32.851)
This nut is not mad, all right, but I get the understanding of why I said this. So what we are looking at here is a peanut with an anamorphic peanut, right? So arms and legs, face. He is sitting down in what appears to be a field of peanuts. Maybe like if you had like field is in like quotes, right? It's like a dream field of peanuts and he looks more somber than angry or
Anything like that or mad excuse the word but he's wearing goggles like soaked up like on top of his eyes like he's raised the goggles up right and then he has a crown he's a crown which is implanted into his peanut forehead and That I get so if you think about like the Mad King right the Mad King Mad King. He's a king. Is he mad? I know about that one, but he's
Sleepy Joshua (11:28.876)
Yeah, I couldn't get the facial expression. I only just generated maybe like three of these, but I couldn't really get like an angry, angry one. So aside from this one, what? Then I did.
Hungry Sean (11:38.676)
I would like to see the other three, the other two images that you made. I mean, it doesn't have to be today, but eventually, because I would want to know what the other two choices were that made you go, I guess this one's close enough.
Sleepy Joshua (11:47.074)
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Sleepy Joshua (11:52.28)
you
Yeah, we're gonna have more fun with these images and the very last one I got for you Sean because we already went through You know almost all the stages of how you feel. I wanted to take this nut on a little adventure So this is my little chocolate covered nut on a climbing a mountain
Hungry Sean (11:58.582)
man.
Hungry Sean (12:14.17)
this one's kind of cute. So this, this one is more of like a Pillsbury doughboy shape, peanut in a snowy wonderland. Granted, he looks like he's about to take his final breath sitting on top of a snowy hill because nobody came to pick him up. He lost his friends. He lost his family, but he's here. He's still rocking on with his thumbs up and his cute little baby face and red blushing cheeks.
Like again, what is with AI giving them stems?
Sleepy Joshua (12:43.434)
You
Sleepy Joshua (12:47.68)
I don't know yet. All the peanuts head stems off. Yeah, I don't get it. Did you have a favorite though? Did you have a favorite, John?
Hungry Sean (12:55.385)
Can you cycle through them one last time? Just I want to I want to determine my favorite here. Let me see.
Sleepy Joshua (12:57.44)
Okay, so there's your hiking nut, there's your somber nut with the crown on its head, and there's your confused nut, and there's your happy nut.
Hungry Sean (13:06.676)
The somber nut yeah somber king I love it. Yeah Yeah Mmm, okay. I think I like the last one the the hiking nut is my favorite one Yeah, mainly because he doesn't know what's about to happen, you know He's about to be eaten by wolves or something, but he's got he's got such a good demeanor about him You know, he's just like thumbs up and then we're like dead, you know, that's beautiful. I love him. He's my favorite
Sleepy Joshua (13:19.298)
Hockey nut was your favorite one?
Like literally, right?
You
Yeah, so that was my adventure down the AI image road for this fun little holiday that we'd like to celebrate. But yeah, like you said, we could move on over to the chat room, have a little fun over here too. That's what we do.
Hungry Sean (13:45.404)
Actually, Joshua, before we move on to the chat room, I know you brought it up. I won't say the topics yet, but buddy, so we had a Valentine's Day episode and I was listening to that recently because, we put these out and I don't listen to them for weeks at a time. But in that beginning of the episode, you said you were going to give us a story if we got to it and we never got to it. So I feel unjustified for the people. You were going to give us a Valentine's story that was about you.
Sleepy Joshua (13:47.776)
Okay, alright well let me get rid of it. No, I can get rid of it again. Press the button.
Hungry Sean (14:14.706)
and it being cheesy. don't know if you remember or not.
Sleepy Joshua (14:17.164)
I don't remember. I would have to hear some context. You would have had to give me some context about that.
Hungry Sean (14:20.318)
Damn. Alright.
Well, the context was I was talking about me and my father sitting and listening to the people on the late night radio where they started talking about butt plugs and shit. That was that was that was before. Yeah, probably. Damn it. Well, then we're to have two weeks where this doesn't make any sense. All right. Well, you got to you'll have to go back and think about it, because I know the people want to hear that story. And I tried. I tried everybody. He doesn't remember. So.
Sleepy Joshua (14:36.088)
Jesus, at that point I probably just totally, yeah, checked out.
Sleepy Joshua (14:44.046)
I can't remember. Yeah, yeah. a while ago.
Hungry Sean (14:53.14)
It's not my fault. It's his fault. Anyways, all right, let's go to the chat room, Here we go. Chat with us.
Sleepy Joshua (14:54.325)
Okay, yeah, I'll have to go back and watch it
Okay, Sean. Yeah, let's get let's get into it Sean. shall I read you the what we're gonna we're gonna get you or Shall I shall I read you? All right. Well the first one we have for today is Psychic love. Okay, Sean. This could get fun It's like Walter. Well, you know, we're coming to the end of February the month of love. So we got to end it on a good one bad habits that should be fun, too
Hungry Sean (15:05.876)
Shall you read me buddy? You shall read me. Yes, read me.
Hungry Sean (15:17.406)
Hmm. It's always a ridding theme with us psychic love.
Sleepy Joshua (15:29.29)
Sean, Sean, you sent this one my way, so I'm kind of curious about this one. This is Pineapple Pizza War 2.0.
Hungry Sean (15:32.499)
yeah.
Hungry Sean (15:37.873)
Yes,
Sleepy Joshua (15:38.648)
you very curious about that. 20th of the green, alright I have no idea where that's gonna, I kinda do but I'm go, I kind of but we're gonna we're gonna wait and see on that one. And then the very last one is offensive haircuts.
Hungry Sean (15:43.38)
I
Hungry Sean (15:55.674)
interesting okay offensive haircuts hmm all right bring it on yeah
Sleepy Joshua (15:57.134)
Offensive haircuts. Alright, Sean. So, psychic love. Okay, so I was talking to my girlfriend today and she had mentioned to me, did you know Sean, that there are psychics out there that will draw you your soulmate? Have you heard about this? Have you heard about this? Yeah.
Hungry Sean (16:15.986)
What? What? No, I have not. So like they'll physically draw you what your soulmate looks like? Hmm. Hmm. Hmm. Okay.
Sleepy Joshua (16:22.39)
Yes, yes. So you go see a psychic and they're going to get a few pieces of information from you. So just to break it down, like how this would work for you. So the way they come up with this drawings is using details like your name, birth date and zodiac sign. The artist claims to intuitively or spiritually connect with your energy to craft a portrait. Once the details are provided, the artist
Hungry Sean (16:47.924)
Hmm.
Sleepy Joshua (16:51.646)
taps into their psychic insight or astrological methods to create a personalized sketch So how do you feel about this Sean? What do you think all those ingredients with all of that? Do you think a psychic could really? Draw you Your soulmate
Hungry Sean (17:02.162)
interesting.
Hungry Sean (17:09.076)
Hmm. OK, so if we're just talking, so if we're just going off of Joshua theory here, which is as literal as you can possibly be. Right. So it's like I'm only giving you my name, my cancer fish and whatever the third thing you said. I don't know your likes, whatever. Like if I only gave you those three things, could you draw some like you draw my soulmate? No, I'm I'm calling bullshit.
I'm calling bullshit on that thing all day long. Now, if you were to, if I were to give you other things. So like if Joshua was this, this psychic who was drawing my soulmate, whatever. And Joshua was like, well, who do you find yourself to be with? Right. And then you were just, you were to describe like, like Emma Stone or like fucking Dexter's mom, you know, like things like that.
I'm calling even more bullshit because then you're just going off of facial features and like features of people like that. And you're making it easier to like find your quote unquote soulmate. But if you could do it with only two things, sure, sure. Bring it out. I would try. I would try, bro. I would try. Let me see. Let me see what you got.
Sleepy Joshua (18:23.246)
Did try it? So, so you can do this for a whopping $30 if you really want to try it. Yeah. 30 bucks, 30 bucks, man.
Hungry Sean (18:29.908)
30 bucks?
Hungry Sean (18:33.714)
What do we got in that story for the delay bank account here? What are we working with on that one? We got $60 in the tank? Can we do both of ours?
Sleepy Joshua (18:43.64)
Like how I mean, I don't know man. So we're getting you know, obviously Valentine's day long gone but like if you're one of those people still searching for love and you just haven't found it like Would going to a psychic that could draw your soulmate would that be something that you would at least try for 30 bucks? Would you feel like you're paying for like some kind of? Naughty, know what? I mean like you're paying to find that love in a way, you know, like
Hungry Sean (19:07.806)
Yeah, I mean, let us know in the comments. you pay $30 to find your true love through a drawing? Simple. But seriously, Joshua, I have a question on this one though. Like if he or she were to draw this out for you, right, to draw your soulmate, like would you then spend your life just searching for people that look like that image? You know, you'd be like walking down the street, right? And you'd be like, there she is, there he is. You know, like, like what if, you know?
Sleepy Joshua (19:13.56)
like yeah okay
Sleepy Joshua (19:35.19)
See, haven't. Well, Sean, Sean's into been into conspiracy theories lately, so I have a little bit of conspiracy theory on this right here. I have a theory that these psychics that are doing these drawings, they're actually drawing their single friends that are looking for somebody.
Hungry Sean (19:37.748)
Seems problematic.
Hungry Sean (19:53.656)
Joshua. That's a good theory. I like this. I like where this is going, my dude. I like where this is going. Right? Right? As a business model, very limiting because eventually your friends will find partners and then you're kind of fucked. But to help your buddies out, like last week with you and me buddy, I see it. I feel that. I feel that.
Sleepy Joshua (19:58.158)
They got a lot of friends, they're single. Let me just drawl up.
Sleepy Joshua (20:11.575)
You
Sleepy Joshua (20:18.082)
You know, like maybe there's somebody sitting in the in the waiting room, you know, like the psychic sees that person sitting out there in the camera and they're like, okay, well let me yeah, yeah, kind of set it up like in a way like as soon as you leave the room with the portrait, you're like looking at the portrait and you look at the person in the room and you're kind of like, wait, she was right.
Hungry Sean (20:23.028)
and then they just kind of like walk past you.
Hungry Sean (20:38.546)
And then they would like the person who they drew would just talk to you and be like, Hey, like, how you doing? Like, I really like your shoes. I love Jordans. Like, you know, and like, just like say everything that you told them. Like I get it. That's a good theory. That's a fucking, that's a conspiracy theory right there. Although I have to make a redaction, Josh. Well, I'm going to change this for next week. Conspiracy theories should not be called conspiracies. They should be called, I can believe it that. We're going to cut that out because I don't remember.
Sleepy Joshua (20:46.638)
Exactly, yeah.
Sleepy Joshua (21:08.75)
Somewhere in there. It's somewhere in that nice little brain ears up there, you know talking conspiracy theories You know, sometimes they just leave you, you know as the words are coming out of the mouth
Hungry Sean (21:10.684)
It's over.
man.
Hungry Sean (21:17.556)
Fringe it's a fringe theory. Yeah, they're not conspiracies. They're fringe theories Anyways Yeah, any who Mia if you want to cut that out go for it I don't fuck I don't give a shit Joshua. Let's move on next topic
Sleepy Joshua (21:26.616)
That kind of sounds like it rhymes too.
Sleepy Joshua (21:31.79)
Yeah, all right bad habits, okay, so now that you've found that sketched out loved one you're like fuck dude, you know Maybe I should come forward with a couple bad habits. So I'm here today to confess a few of my bad habits and maybe Sean Maybe Sean I Mean, you know, maybe you could jump on board with one of these or two of these are all of these but I just want to lay a couple confessions on you because
Hungry Sean (21:48.862)
What the hell we're doing confessionals? I was not ready for confessionals.
Hungry Sean (21:58.59)
Sure buddy, what do got?
Sleepy Joshua (22:01.537)
You know, these are things that, that I do occasionally that are, that I consider bad habits. And I want you to judge me, Sean, or one of the listeners, if you want to judge me, just let me know, just let me know if I need to clean them. I act, if I need to go see, you know, get, seek help for these types of things. So the first one on my bad habit list is putting my wet towel on the bed and forgetting it there after I take a shower.
Hungry Sean (22:25.604)
Oof. really buddy? Really? Yeah?
Sleepy Joshua (22:29.004)
Yeah. Yeah. I, I, I have a, I have a problem with taking it. I mean, it's not taking a shower isn't the problem. It's, know, yeah, that's, not the problem. The problem is, is you take the shower, you dry yourself off. You got your dresser, you got your chone is, know, you got all your clothes, you got everything. And then you just drop the towel at that point, your butt naked, and then you proceed to get dressed.
Hungry Sean (22:37.864)
I have a problem with taking showers. I just can't. I just can't.
Sleepy Joshua (22:57.996)
And you have no more need for the towel. The towel has served its purpose and it just drops wherever you leave this thing. So I have, that's my confession is sometimes when I, when I take a shower, I tend to drop the towel and the towel just stays where I leave it. Do I need help for this? Is it, is this, yeah, like, is this a problem? This is bad. Don't you clean my act up with this. You help.
Hungry Sean (23:15.804)
It's hung down on him. It's, hanging off his third leg is the problem. Joshua here. So here's the thing I have on this one. Here's the thing I have on this one. So I am the person who will take a shower and I will drive myself off in the bathroom or in the shower room and leave my towel hanging up. Like that is what I do. Like I do not exit the bathroom or the shower, shower area, without being dry.
So it kind of just kind of varies, right? Like if you if your shower is separate, like is in a separate little tuck in, I get it because then there's no room for like there's nowhere to put anything because it's just a shower. Right. Or like or you're just being lazy about it, like you don't dry yourself off before you leave your bathroom. You know, like if that's the case, then it's kind of fucked up. You probably should.
dry yourself off before you leave the bathroom and then go ahead and put your shit away, you know, like, I don't know.
Sleepy Joshua (24:14.67)
Yeah, so is that a deal breaker? Am I losing love because of my wet towel on the bed now?
Hungry Sean (24:25.012)
Bro. Nah, nah, you're just making your room musty smelling, but not a deal breaker. Yeah.
Sleepy Joshua (24:30.254)
Okay, not a deal breaker. Okay, number two, sometimes, you know, I'm getting old now. Sometimes I just, I, I, I drive a little slow, like, you know, the speed limit, you know what I mean? Like I'll be driving, I'll be in the, you know, I used to be the guy that would just sit in the fast lane and just go. Now my girlfriend yells at me because I sit in a slow lane and I don't go anywhere.
Hungry Sean (24:38.58)
Yeah. You pee a little bit after you pee. Me too, buddy. Me too.
Hungry Sean (24:45.234)
Yeah.
Hungry Sean (24:57.748)
All right
Sleepy Joshua (24:59.572)
So driving too slow is this this is this a problem?
Hungry Sean (25:04.819)
Well Joshua you tell me because you were with me on the trip up here when I moved first up here a few years back and you sat in that passenger seat and you saw how slow I drive sometimes and you saw the reaction of other drivers So you tell me is that is that a problem? Is that a problem? Am I driving too slow?
Sleepy Joshua (25:26.008)
See, that's why I'm asking, you know, I'm doing this with you and everybody else listening, because I don't necessarily think driving slow is a problem for me, but it might be a problem for other people.
Hungry Sean (25:40.402)
And here's the thing, like as long as you're driving the speed limit or like five miles over the speed limit, I'm never going to have a problem. I'm never going to have a problem because I will sit back there. I will put on my Olivia Rodrigo and just fucking hang out and just jam. Right. Like. But I know there are certain points in like, especially in travel, when you're just trying to get from point A to point B. Right. And if you are in my way, as I'm trying to do that, I get it. But.
Sleepy Joshua (25:44.258)
Yeah. Yeah.
Hungry Sean (26:09.618)
Is it bad? No, bro. Nah, you're following the legal limits and you're doing fine. So.
Sleepy Joshua (26:14.87)
Okay, so that's that's still within the good that's not maybe as bad as the wet towel. So I'm still good. So okay, how about my last one? I've recently been playing a little too much video games. Okay, so
Hungry Sean (26:17.788)
Still within the good. Yeah.
Hungry Sean (26:31.4)
this man.
Sleepy Joshua (26:32.483)
I don't know, can this become a problem? Playing too many video games? Is this a problem?
Hungry Sean (26:39.316)
No, and I'm going to tell you why, Joshua. So if you are a current listener, a current listener or a longtime listener of Sorry for the Delay, you would know that I myself play a game called Destiny 2 and I've been playing that game for 10 years, 10 years straight, buddy. Every day I log in, I do what I have to do and I go through it. I go through the runs and I do all that fun stuff.
Is it a problem? No. Is it an addiction? No, because I don't let that shit consume me, right? I don't choose destiny over going out with my significant other. And that is the key, right? As long as you're playing video games and you can still function outside of that, then you're doing fine. But it's when you get to the point that it's I'd rather do video games than hang out with my significant other or go out with my family or
fucking bathe, then there's your problem. That's a problem. But I will say this, if you're doing it as a career, right? We've, we've played some games on this channel. We will play more games on this channel. If you're playing games as a career, then that becomes a different thing because there's a bunch of streamers, right? Streamers usually stream for anywhere from eight to 12 hours, right? That could impede your basic life. Right? So
Sleepy Joshua (27:58.306)
Yes.
Hungry Sean (28:03.41)
It's always good to have a schedule and it's always good to find somebody who can work within your schedule, who can be there with you, right? I think that's, that's the biggest key here is finding somebody who can do that with you or who understands what you do. Right. So that's I don't think that you playing video games more often because you're playing video games more often is you playing video games for like an hour thinking that it's ruining your life. So yeah, you're still good.
Sleepy Joshua (28:26.158)
Okay, yeah Justified okay, so I'm still good. I'm within the legal limits if I had to blow You know on the freaking the spectrum there. I'm still within legal limits
Hungry Sean (28:37.69)
Yes, you are still within legal, you're probably below legal limits, like in most blowing of video games.
Sleepy Joshua (28:44.622)
Perfect perfect now Sean. I know we're reaching the 30 minute mark, but would you like to confess any of your? Do you have any bad habits that you'd like to come forth come forth with?
Hungry Sean (28:50.568)
We are.
my bad habits. All right. All right. I will. I will do. I will give you some of my bad habits. think the biggest one for me right now on a personal level is my nails, bro. My nails like I don't bite my fingernails, but my cuticles, dude. I will chew on my cuticles. I will pull my cuticles. And it is abundantly clear when you see my fingertips that I do that. And it
It is annoying and it hurts me, but it's also not fun to look at. So that is like my biggest bad habit is like just picking up my cuticles and I get it. I understand I should moisturize more. It would probably help, but I don't do that as often as I should. So it just like, it's a, it's a habit, bro. It's a habit. And, yeah, but it's still, it's still annoying. Like, especially to me and especially to the old lady here, like
Sleepy Joshua (29:43.566)
That's bad. That's not terrible. It's not a bad one.
Hungry Sean (29:51.954)
she sees me doing it and I say I'm sorry I can't help it I'm addicted it just happens and I think the other thing that I do that is a pretty bad is a when I'm passenger princess I will do that emergency braking a little too often a little too often and that's that's that's on me and my depth perception and I get scared so
Sleepy Joshua (30:10.07)
Mmm.
Yeah.
Hungry Sean (30:21.47)
There's that.
Sleepy Joshua (30:23.03)
I could see that. mean, but that is sketchy, but that's a safety thing. So, I mean, I get it. There's a level of being over, you know, over cautious, but what would you rather do? Be a little over cautious or end up to the windshield or in the back seat of somebody else's car? Cause you flew, you know what I'm saying? You know, rear ended somebody like,
Hungry Sean (30:39.853)
shit. God damn.
What with that being said, Joshua, fuck, let's get our, let's get on over to our AI song for the week. buddy, I took a suggestion from, from a listener and, I got, I got a pretty decent one for you. This is, sorry, I'm going to share my screen with Josh right here. And for those of you watching, feel free to keep watching. And those of you listening, keep listening, but head on over to sorry for the delayed out live slash AI radio to hear the song in its entirety. Joshua, this song is called toast.
Sleepy Joshua (30:45.613)
Yeah.
Hungry Sean (31:14.184)
to forget, sorry, Toast to Forgetting. It is a Spanish corrido song with reggaeton influence. I know I said a bunch of words to you, you just gotta listen. So just go ahead and sit back, relax and enjoy. Here it is.
Sleepy Joshua (31:25.902)
Got it. I'm listening. I'm listening.
Hungry Sean (33:34.942)
Joshua there you go that is your AI song for the week how did you feel about that one my dude
Sleepy Joshua (33:40.14)
You know, you probably won't find that on my Spotify, that type of music. But I would happily put that into my playlist. It has a good vibe to it. You know, I feel good after listening to it. So, yeah.
Hungry Sean (33:56.414)
That's good, Like, do you have any idea any of the words that were said during that song? Like at all?
Sleepy Joshua (34:02.506)
Well, well we've talked about this before I'm more of a beats guy I'm less of a words guy So if I was going to listen to the words, I I yeah, I have no idea
Hungry Sean (34:15.732)
All right, well, I knew that was gonna be the answer, but Joshua, let me just, let me give you the first verse in this song. Now remember, we work with AI in the sense of being creative. And so I gave AI the idea for this song and I told it to go crazy, right? I had it write the lyrics and stuff like that. So it took that to heart. And so the first verse in this song, Joshua, is as followed. In a bar of neon and smoke, time lost its way.
Sleepy Joshua (34:26.51)
Correct.
Hungry Sean (34:45.97)
between whiskey and your perfume, something sparked something just clicked your laughter, a sweet mystery, lips like cheap candy. We danced like the world didn't matter, but the liquor erased the details. That is the first. That's the first verse, buddy. That's the first verse. Like it gets it. It's crazy. Like I think eventually we'll show like the the behind the scenes once we hit a certain point with these AI like
Sleepy Joshua (35:02.722)
That's beautiful.
Hungry Sean (35:14.196)
uploads and we like reach the limit on that. I'll show the behind the scenes of like how stuff is like created so that you guys can kind of break that down because it's pretty fucking cool how it does this stuff. So but anyways, I just want to throw that out there. It's pretty cool.
Sleepy Joshua (35:26.732)
Yeah. And the fact that it creates such emotion from an AI generated type of thing, like, how you kind of got to wonder, like, does it feel yet with, with, with, with lyrics like that, it feels something, man. I mean, I felt something after you said, you know, you, you read me those lyrics.
Hungry Sean (35:29.46)
Mm-hmm.
Hungry Sean (35:35.988)
Does it feel?
Hungry Sean (35:46.58)
I'm glad because you're sober and I'm not. So if you, if I made you feel something, I made you feel something. All right, buddy. Let's move on. Sure. Yeah.
Sleepy Joshua (35:47.438)
was good.
Sleepy Joshua (35:53.742)
So I want to know Sean, what is this Pineapple Pizza War 2.0? What are we talking about here? What is this?
Hungry Sean (36:01.82)
So Joshua pineapple pizza war 2.0 is something that the internet's been kind of going back and forth on my dude. And the, the general question is pineapple on pizza, does it belong or doesn't? What is your take on that dude?
Sleepy Joshua (36:20.502)
I wish I don't know. I think we talked about this on maybe episode 20 episode 30 or something like that. We did talk about this Pineapple on pizza. I'm for it. Will I would always I don't I mean I'm not gonna eat it all the time But you know what else will goes really well with pineapple on pizza if you decide a little bit of chorizo on there
Hungry Sean (36:23.964)
We probably did. Yeah, we probably did.
Hungry Sean (36:31.708)
Okay, yeah.
Hungry Sean (36:42.905)
shit! This man a culinary genius!
Sleepy Joshua (36:46.914)
Yeah, so pineapple alone, I mean it adds a little bit of that sweetness, that flavor, but I think if you're gonna do that, you also gotta enhance it with something else. So a little spice with the chorizo or some ham or something. I don't know, you gotta put something with it, but I will do pineapple on pizza, yes. I'm voting yes on this war.
Hungry Sean (37:06.484)
Okay, no, that's perfect. So then the follow-up question to that is, how do you feel about people who don't like pineapple on pizza?
Sleepy Joshua (37:14.606)
I don't know I would I would want to ask them other quite like okay What else do you like you like you have to go down their palette to see maybe if there's a compromise somewhere like would they be willing to try it would they You know are they just a bland person you know they're they're excited when they eat cereal and Cheerios and shit milk. You know like
Hungry Sean (37:35.124)
That's what I was alluding to is whether or not like the person had a bland palate.
Sleepy Joshua (37:42.134)
Yeah, like they're taking bites out of their fucking napkin for extra flavor, you know, like
Hungry Sean (37:46.92)
This napkin is so delicious, way better than Red Robin.
Sleepy Joshua (37:50.478)
Little bit of paper, you know just add your You know what I'm saying? I don't know. I think it just comes down to the person like like if they have a palette You know, they want they want to you know experiment a little bit that I would see you know What that's them? Why wouldn't they want to try pineapple?
Hungry Sean (37:53.684)
You
Hungry Sean (38:08.444)
And now the final question I have for you, Joshua, is pineapple on pizza an exotic flavor topping?
Sleepy Joshua (38:17.64)
No, I wouldn't say that's exotic. I think you'd have to go like, what are those mushrooms that people put on like those fancy fucking mud mushrooms that every, yeah, truffles. Yeah. Like I think if you got to go forward to the forest and you got to, you know, find this fucking thing that's been grown for five years, you need to, yeah, you gotta buy a, you gotta get a pig to find this shit. You know, it's like, yeah, it's like this whole thing. You got it. mean that, that to me says exotic, a pineapple.
Hungry Sean (38:19.112)
No. OK. OK.
Hungry Sean (38:26.868)
Truffles? Truffles kind of thing? Okay.
You
You gotta hire a hog. You had to find these truffles.
Okay, yeah.
Sleepy Joshua (38:46.466)
doesn't really say exotic to me I don't know they're pretty they're pretty available these days pineapples we haven't reached the point where a pineapple isn't you know an extinct kind of fruit so I think yeah
Hungry Sean (38:58.814)
nor will it ever be, don't think at this point. It's like bananas. You can't kill bananas, unfortunately. They've tried.
Sleepy Joshua (39:04.806)
I got a good one. How about watermelon on pizza? Do they do that? Would you put watermelon on pizza?
Hungry Sean (39:10.42)
What the fuck are you talking about right now? There's no way that you would have a watermelon on a pizza. Like how would you cook that? Watermelon is like 98 % water. Like it'll just evaporate when you cook it.
Sleepy Joshua (39:17.326)
You don't think you could make that good? No, but don't they have like dry, dry watermelon chips? Like couldn't you dry it out, put some chili on it and just like kind of throw that on there? You know what I mean?
Hungry Sean (39:31.88)
know. Sure, if they if they make dry watermelon chips, then yeah, sure, go for it. But I, I don't I didn't even know that was a thing. And it probably Joshua, you're probably right. It's probably a thing. Mia, let me know. Show me a picture of it. I guess. Sure. Yeah, I'm sure it is, too. That's
Sleepy Joshua (39:47.182)
Yeah, watermelon on pizza. I'm sure it's out there. Strawberry pizza, but I think it's a dessert pizza when they do strawberries on pizza.
Hungry Sean (39:53.83)
It is an- and it's awful by the way guys, it's fucking gross. Don't- don't- don't eat the strawberry pizza. Unless Joshua has something positive to say about that one because
Sleepy Joshua (39:59.95)
No, I was just about to say this is coming from somebody who is an exotic food eater over here. He really does experiment. So if he says that shit sucks, I mean, I guess it does suck.
Hungry Sean (40:09.941)
deliciosa. It sucks, bro. It sucks. Just eat a strawberry shortcake. Now that's where it's at right there. Strawberry shortcake. Don't eat the pizza version of strawberry pizza. Just don't. It's not good. So. All right, move on.
Sleepy Joshua (40:18.118)
there you go. Yeah.
Sleepy Joshua (40:26.926)
Alright, that was good one. Alright, where are we going with this? We're going freakin' the 20th? Yeah, Sean?
Hungry Sean (40:32.692)
20th of the green baby 20th of the green just would be okay You said earlier that you had an idea of what this was What is it? What do think it is?
Sleepy Joshua (40:43.182)
Well, April's coming. Are we talking about 420? The 20th of... No, we're not talking about... Okay. Cool. Okay.
Hungry Sean (40:47.538)
Nope, we are not. No, we're actually gonna be skipping past April, because I wanna get ahead of this right now.
Sleepy Joshua (40:54.528)
Okay, all right, so I don't know what the 20th of green is then
Hungry Sean (40:57.8)
So Joshua, this is about the movie Shrek 2. Shrek 2 is coming out, sorry, the 20th anniversary of Shrek 2 is coming out in May. I believe it's May 18th. And yes, I'm very far ahead on this, but I wanted to talk about it now because I need your opinion going forward onto this or else nothing coming up in the following weeks will make any sense. So Joshua, need to know, are you Team Donkey?
Sleepy Joshua (41:03.144)
shit, I was way off. That was even close.
Sleepy Joshua (41:21.955)
Okay.
Hungry Sean (41:26.576)
or you team boots.
Sleepy Joshua (41:28.558)
Mmm. Geez, that is a that is a tough one. I think Okay
Hungry Sean (41:33.104)
Actually, hang on. Let me preference while you think about that. Have you even seen the Shrek movies? OK, all right, just me. We got to clarify for the listeners and for the viewers. He has seen every one of them as of I. All right. Now my second my first question stands.
Sleepy Joshua (41:38.134)
I've seen all of them.
Sleepy Joshua (41:44.845)
Yeah, I've seen all of them. And you know, yeah, they pop up on my feed. I actually like those movies. So am I team donkey or am I team boots? I have to go with donkey because I'm just relatable. I'm an ass. So yeah, can relate to that.
Hungry Sean (42:02.355)
Oh, okay. Okay. All right. See, I'm, I'm actually boots in the situation. Um, I'm more of like in a, a little bit of a loner, you know, a little bit of a, a Zorro type. Um, my fatigue will not tell you that, but I am up there. I can get down, right? I feel like donkey is too comedic for me. I'm not that much of a comedian.
But I'm more of a puss than am a donkey.
Sleepy Joshua (42:34.094)
I don't know Sean. last time I saw you swinging a sword around it was in the urinal. You weren't moving that. You weren't doing...
Hungry Sean (42:38.364)
Well, that was different because it was your sword. It was not mine.
Sleepy Joshua (42:43.64)
that you were moving too too swiftly with that one. But team boots off that you're going to do even own a pair of boots. Do you even own a hat. Do you own. Do you own any of what he wears.
Hungry Sean (42:48.562)
Yeah, team boots. I'm going team boots. Yeah, I'm an allure team boot.
wearing a right now. Listen, I got some connections. Maybe eventually for this before May when the anniversary is actually happening, I'll find myself a cool hat. You'll see. We'll bring it on here. I'll write it off in the tax refund or something. That's how that works, right?
Sleepy Joshua (43:05.964)
Okay. Alright. shit. I think so. Yeah, just write everything off. Even the parking ticket you got when you parked in the freaking handicap spot. Write that shit off too, right? Yeah.
Hungry Sean (43:18.504)
Don't judge me for that. Sorry But yeah, I wanted to know teen boots or team team donkey But Joshua, what is your favorite Shrek movie? There have been four of them. I think they're working on five if I'm correct So what is your favorite Shrek movie?
Sleepy Joshua (43:26.742)
Not Team Donkey, all the way, Team Donkey.
Sleepy Joshua (43:36.486)
I'm I'm kind of original man. I like one. I think one is is I can always watch one It's like toy story. It's the same kind of shit for me once you start getting into the twos the threes the four it's like Come on, man. You know, like it's just I'm just original like that. Yeah. Yeah, it's just it's just too much
Hungry Sean (43:39.028)
Yeah.
Hungry Sean (43:44.744)
Yeah, I'm with you.
Hungry Sean (43:53.78)
too much. So are you are you saying that you have Shrek fatigue?
Sleepy Joshua (43:58.99)
No, not Shrek fatigue. I just I kind of get burned out when they try to remake the same story But introduce more characters to kind of keep the story going Like it's just the story is Shrek and but then you got to add in another character and then another character and another character It's like you got enough ingredients in the fucking recipe and now you're just you're it's just you're washing it out You're washing the story out
Hungry Sean (44:08.534)
got it, got it, got it. I see.
Hungry Sean (44:24.948)
Gotcha. I'm with you. Like my favorite movie is Shrek one as well. Like it's just the first time I saw that movie. I was a wee little lad and it just just brought joys and happiness to my body in a way I cannot describe. So it was fun.
Sleepy Joshua (44:42.542)
I think there's a lot of people that can relate to Shrek 2. I mean the classic line, ogres are like onions. I mean how many times has that line been used over the years? Or like onions? mean I think everybody has used that line at some point. Yeah, layers.
Hungry Sean (44:45.02)
yeah!
Hungry Sean (44:49.522)
Right? Right? Yeah.
Hungry Sean (44:55.588)
Everybody has layers. That's the whole purpose, right? Onions have layers just like ogres. I use that line in my day to day. The people watching and listening know. So.
Sleepy Joshua (45:06.732)
Yeah, we all got layers, man. It's just it's a it's very relatable for sure.
Hungry Sean (45:10.642)
Yeah, man, for sure. All right, let's move on. Hey, happy anniversary, Shrek. Congratulations on 20 fucking years. We'll watch you in Shrek 15 when Joshua and I are like 87 years old in the theater holding hands together. All right, man, what do you got?
Sleepy Joshua (45:22.83)
I'll be watching it. Yeah, I'll be watching that shit Alright so for the so for the final one I got to bring this up because if you're watching on YouTube Yeah, I got this this flock I got a lot of hair going on right now, and I've never felt this much hair on my neck And I and I've never felt this much hair on my neck but I gotta ask is there Offensive is there a haircut out there that you find?
Hungry Sean (45:41.296)
a lot of hair.
Sleepy Joshua (45:52.076)
Offensive? Has there ever been offensive haircuts that you know of?
Hungry Sean (45:58.746)
So when you said that, the first thing that came to mind are the like frosted tips. So have you ever seen the frosted tips? So it's like they spiked the hair up and the tips of the spiked hair is like bleached out like the frosted tips, right? That is the one thing I find offensive because I'm like. The amount of time that it took to get those frosted tips and the person that you are. Just just makes me want to like.
Sleepy Joshua (46:05.71)
Yeah, I think I have.
Sleepy Joshua (46:11.691)
Mm-hmm. Yeah.
Sleepy Joshua (46:15.886)
No.
Hungry Sean (46:28.169)
Strike some fists, you know, like it just it just hurts me on the inside That and the Karen cut the Karen haircut the the little slice down the down the side there like
Sleepy Joshua (46:29.974)
Yeah
Sleepy Joshua (46:40.3)
Mm-hmm.
Hungry Sean (46:43.22)
I find it more offensive, not for the haircut, but because I know a Karen who's amazing and not a fucking Karen. And that haircut is synonymous with the name, which makes the name like feel bad to have, you know? And so that haircut makes it offensive to me because it like just represents a bad name. Even though people with that name fucking I'll say 75 % of them aren't
that bad of people. So there's that. Yeah, those are the two I find the most offensive. But what about you? What you got?
Sleepy Joshua (47:14.83)
Mm-hmm.
Sleepy Joshua (47:19.158)
I thought you might go the old the old Hitler stash or the old Yeah, exactly. There you go. Yeah, it's got a I mean is it still offensive though? Is it still offensive if somebody rocks that thing or like a mullet? You know what I mean? Like a mullet or mullet offensive?
Hungry Sean (47:23.396)
the Hitler stash. Well, obviously Nazis are not. Very fun. Listen, just no Nazis.
Hungry Sean (47:40.532)
I don't find molds offensive to be honest with you like I think business in the front party in the back is like Honestly where it's at did I make that around my purpose? Yes Yeah, there's a fucking list. There's a list of offensive air cuts
Sleepy Joshua (47:42.766)
I don't know, either do I.
Sleepy Joshua (47:48.088)
Cause like, cause I was going to bring up the list, but I'm kind of over that shit now, but there's a list. There's actually a list of offensive haircuts, but the one that didn't make that list and I kind of thought, you know, I was like, man, this one didn't make it because I don't think it was as popular, but do you remember the infamous Edgar cut?
Hungry Sean (47:58.132)
Okay. All
Hungry Sean (48:07.978)
the Edgar. Bro, I still see people rocking the Edgar all the time, my dude. Like, is it offensive? No. But did it create a sub-genre in the Hispanic community? Yeah, yeah, it did. It definitely did.
Sleepy Joshua (48:21.438)
The editor, I kind of, it was interesting how they came after that haircut so hard. They were like banning kids from school if they got that haircut. Yeah, yeah, kids, yeah, they were like not letting kids go to school if they got that haircut.
Hungry Sean (48:27.571)
Mm-hmm.
Hungry Sean (48:31.902)
Wait, what? They were banning kids from that haircut? Hang on a minute. Hang on a minute. Where? I wanna know where. I need you to fact check this shit.
Sleepy Joshua (48:40.942)
I think it was down and out.
I think it was down in LA. think, I think because certain groups were, you know, gathered, like if you had that haircut, you were a part of a certain group. So it was almost like related to, you know, violence or whatever. It was like a certain, you know, just it had meaning behind it. So I think that the Edgar head haircut became very offensive for, you know, people and teachers and staff.
Hungry Sean (48:47.282)
Really?
Sleepy Joshua (49:11.222)
I can't believe you don't remember that. I mean, I thought you were still living down here at the time when that was going on.
Hungry Sean (49:13.172)
I don't remember that. I've only seen people with the haircut and I don't care. I mean, I don't mind it. It's fine. I just did a quick, I did a quick head, I did a quick Google search for Edgar haircut man. And the first thing that came up is a Reddit post in the Texas sub Reddit that says popular head cut, sparks, sparks, outrage again across Texas. So there you go. Jesus.
Sleepy Joshua (49:18.656)
I don't care either. Didn't bother me none, I just thought it was interesting.
Sleepy Joshua (49:38.818)
There you go. There you go.
Hungry Sean (49:42.954)
Well done.
Sleepy Joshua (49:44.126)
So it just all circles back to I need to get a fucking haircut I just don't know what kind of haircut do I want the haircut that's gonna offend people You know so I do my research on this shit or do I just want to just get the haircut that I want to get you know what I mean, so No, we don't need we don't know we're not we're not going frosted tips. I might just cut it all off. We're gonna see
Hungry Sean (49:57.874)
Well, what kind of haircut do you want to get? Do you want to get frosted tips? Is that what you want? That's kind of weird. Really going, but I mean, you wear a hat on this podcast and nobody sees you outside of work. So, why not cut all your hair off? Like who's stopping you? I am more for you. So when we went to Vegas, I saw Joshua for the first time in person in almost a year and his hair.
Sleepy Joshua (50:11.886)
This true. That's what I normally do. I normally just cut this shit all the way off, but we'll see.
Mm-hmm.
Hungry Sean (50:27.996)
was phenomenal. This man has Fabio style hair with being like length and like softness like I'm a connoisseur of the soft hair and Joshua has pretty soft hair but I will say Joshua your scalp and your head is more suited for a mullet. Business in the front party in the back baby. I think you should do the mullet. You gotta try it. You're already kind of doing it now.
Sleepy Joshua (50:31.681)
Fabio style. Thank you.
Sleepy Joshua (50:49.134)
Rock the mullet
Hungry Sean (50:52.98)
because he's like, he's got the slick back hair and it's going like it's, looks like a mullet if you were asking the question. Uh, but I would say just do the mullet and give it a shot. Give it a shot. at that. Look at that long ass hair back there. Oh shit.
Sleepy Joshua (51:04.43)
I know I know I think what we're gonna try is me my girlfriend talking about this is I'm gonna let her cut it first and See how well she I mean, it's just fun. I mean, why not? She fucks it up. Guess what? It's gonna grow back, you know, so I mean, I hope so
Hungry Sean (51:12.062)
Yeah, good luck.
Hungry Sean (51:19.294)
Will it? I hope it does.
Hungry Sean (51:27.636)
Alright man, hey let's start to land this plane. thank you guys for listening, thank you for watching. We do appreciate that shit. It is an earlier episode than we're used to, which is kind of, kind of fucking like a, kind of weird because we're doing a lot of late night pods. So like the fact that we're, that it's not late, like that's kind of weird. But let's get on into it buddy. Let's do some fun finds. Let's do some fortunes. Did you find Madame Ophelia, whatever, Ordealia, whatever her name is? Okay, good, good. I'm glad.
Sleepy Joshua (51:27.948)
That's it buddy,
Sleepy Joshua (51:42.178)
Yeah, it's been working out that way.
Sleepy Joshua (51:50.542)
Hmm.
Sleepy Joshua (51:54.574)
I did, I did. I dug it up through the bag. So I'm going to hit you with the fortune today from our Vegas trip. And I'm going to do it a little bit different because I don't think Sean quite highlighted how cool these fortunes were. So I'm going show you.
Hungry Sean (52:00.637)
Okay, good.
Hungry Sean (52:10.452)
Excuse me God he fucking he's alright for the listeners. He fucking scanned he scanned this What is it? is this a film? okay. Sorry. There's another camera angle here that Joshua has with the actual Fortune or poem from there so you can see now if you're watching for those of you listening Joshua will now read the name and the poem
Sleepy Joshua (52:13.55)
I didn't scan it
Sleepy Joshua (52:29.002)
You
Yeah, yeah So that's the front that's the front part of it that that's the ticket I well Sean you showed yours off and so I thought I would highlight it a little bit better, know, put it up on screen like
Hungry Sean (52:40.82)
Mm.
Hungry Sean (52:44.326)
you mean one up me? Hey Sean, let me one up you with my camera angle here. I hope you enjoy that, you small dick bitch. Yeah, bullshit.
Sleepy Joshua (52:48.974)
That's not a camera angle actually it's just a pop-up. It's just a pop-up man. It's a button. Look it's another button It's another button see it's a button all I'm doing is pressing a button see on off on off on off That's all that is Just a fucking button. All right, so that's the front of it, which I think was pretty cool. And so the backside of it Looks like this Which is pretty fucking cool
Hungry Sean (53:04.532)
I love this man.
Hungry Sean (53:15.684)
did you cover the numbers intentionally? I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. Just go. Yeah, go for it. You control the stage now,
Sleepy Joshua (53:18.402)
Don't worry about what I'm doing. You don't worry about what I'm doing. All right.
I'm going to try to read this shit. man. It's so freaking small. Jesus Christ. I should have read this thing.
Hungry Sean (53:28.628)
It's so fucking small. I don't know how I don't know how well we can describe how small the text is on this thing. It's like if you took a raffle ticket. It's a raffle ticket size and you printed out a poem on there and you're trying to read that off. It's so incredibly small. So Joshua, good luck.
Sleepy Joshua (53:44.654)
And I even try to blow it up on screen even yeah, yeah to make it bigger for me to read Okay, so here is your fortune our Thelia's fortune for us when we were in Vegas Here we go. Just listen carefully it is better to keep your mouth shut and be thoughtful a fool than to open it and remove all doubt and also my friend
Hungry Sean (53:55.858)
of the elite.
Sleepy Joshua (54:14.176)
It's wise to be taken, shit, it's so small, to be taken good advice when you hear it, no. So there you go. It sounds really fucked up.
Hungry Sean (54:25.726)
Joshua, wait, leave it up. I will read it because I can see it pretty damn clearly right now. So let me repeat what Joshua was trying to say. Here we go. Otele of the great gypsy at your service. Listen carefully. It is better to keep your mouth shut and be a thoughtful and and be thoughtful. What?
Sleepy Joshua (54:28.544)
Okay, okay. Yeah, I can't see it. It's like way up there and small Yeah
Sleepy Joshua (54:45.768)
See exactly that's where I mess up. So for the listeners, Sean, he usually reads things much better than I do. And the way it's spelled and the way you got to read it is kind of difficult. Join us on YouTube. Come check it out.
Hungry Sean (54:58.292)
Oh, sorry. I got it. No, I got it. Mia, you're cutting all that shit out. Joshua, I'm going to read it for you one more time. Here we go. Othelia, the great gypsy at your service. Listen carefully. It is better to keep your mouth shut and be thought a fool than to be open. Oh, fuck me, Mia, I love you. You're the best person in the world.
Sleepy Joshua (55:16.27)
There's no B in there. There's no B at Sean's Adding Words.
Hungry Sean (55:26.75)
you're gonna help me fix this and we're gonna do this properly. Joshua, let me read it to you because I can see it. So let me give it to the people. Here we go. Otelia, the great gypsy at your service. Listen carefully. It is better to keep your mouth shut and be thought a fool than to open it and remove all doubt. Also my friend, it is wise to be taking good advice when you hear it. No.
return to Otelia and I will give you more words of wisdom. There we go buddy. That makes more sense, right? It wasn't like the fifth or seventh take that it took for either one of us to do that. Don't worry about it.
Sleepy Joshua (56:03.438)
Great job man. Great. Yeah. Exactly. Jesus. Well there you go. So that is your fortune for this episode. And along with the fortune you also get lucky numbers. And guess what Sean? The lucky numbers are right there. Would you like to read the lucky numbers for everybody?
Hungry Sean (56:21.896)
Boom.
I think I can read numbers. would God well hope I can. So here they are. Here are your lucky numbers for the week. Everybody feel free to use them for whatever nefarious reasons you would like. They are as followed. Joshua has covered the lucky numbers up. You son of a biscuit. They are 26, 2, 31, 10, 43 and 5. Once again, your lucky numbers for the week are 26, 2, 31, 10, 43 and 5. Joshua.
Sleepy Joshua (56:37.281)
You
Hungry Sean (56:54.206)
covered them up as I was reading them just to put that out there that's why there was that weird pause don't judge me Josh well this this shit's falling off the rails here let's get to our fun finds my dude and let's fucking let's get out of here
Sleepy Joshua (57:00.43)
I did I did I did All right All right, so my fun fine. Yeah, that was it's getting skinner. I've just gotta go to bed All right. So over the weekend or whatever it was last couple days What dropped on SNL is the 50th anniversary or dropped on Amazon is is SNL's 50th anniversary So me and my girlfriend we we watched it, but we watched the concert version of it
Hungry Sean (57:12.052)
You
Hungry Sean (57:19.252)
Mmm.
Sleepy Joshua (57:29.172)
It wasn't the because the I guess the episodes or whatever hadn't dropped yet But they did a full-on concert with a bunch of bands and a bunch of people just playing music It was freaking awesome. So if you love music you like other people playing music. It was really really good So in honor of that I got myself Lunch lady It's chris farley as lunch lady in honor of the great chris farley Yeah, buddy
Hungry Sean (57:41.726)
Yeah, for sure.
Hungry Sean (57:56.38)
What the heck? That is awesome! Now granted I haven't been to my Funko store recently, but that is a fucking amazing Funko dude. RIP Chris Farley man. Great comedian, lost too soon. That's a brand new one. a, that's literally, they just came out with those ones. So like, dude, that's a good find.
Sleepy Joshua (58:06.124)
Yeah. So it doesn't have any value yet, which is okay, but I found this thing at... Yeah.
There you go. But that was freaking pretty awesome. And if you haven't seen it's on Amazon prime, go check the concert out. It is, it is a must watch is really, really freaking cool. That's what I got.
Hungry Sean (58:26.585)
man, that's so fucking good, dude.
let me go through my fun finds for the week. Joshua, here are my fun finds for the week. So here you go. this is a beautiful, what do they call them? Funko, Bitty, Bitty Funko's, Bitty Pops, Bitty Pops. That's the word. this is SpongeBob SquarePants in his little pineapple under the sea here. wonderful. I fucking love these things, dude. Like they're space saving.
Sleepy Joshua (58:40.611)
gosh.
Hungry Sean (59:00.04)
They have this big old Funko box in my anywhere near me. But they're also exactly I'm running out of space here. And these are the Funkos that I'm limited to now thanks to the old lady. So enjoy them while they last. they go alongside that is the artwork for the week, which again is brought to you by Erica Ray Heen's. You can check her out on the Instagram. What is your Instagram? It is at Erica.
Sleepy Joshua (59:00.718)
Yeah, you got a shit ton of them too. Just got a ton man.
Hungry Sean (59:30.292)
I think I'm pronouncing that right. H-E-I-N-S. Heens? Pretty sure. Anyways, it's a beautiful little octopus with a little black cat carving a little jack-o-lantern here. It's beautiful. I really like it. So, but there you go, buddy. That's your fun find and artwork for the week. Yeah, Gotta love art, man. Gotta love that shit, dude. It's wonderful. So...
Sleepy Joshua (59:51.95)
That's a nice piece of art. That's a nice piece of art you got there.
Sleepy Joshua (59:58.199)
Ahem.
Hungry Sean (59:59.732)
With that being said, Joshua, we've come to the end of the episode once again. Would you like to let the people know how you're feeling or what they want to do for the last of the week? I mean, you're the sober one on this episode. You tell me, give them your final monologue, just like SNL on their 50th anniversary. Make this shit count. Every episode is a chance to redeem yourself, Joshua. Let the people know.
Sleepy Joshua (01:00:02.818)
Yes.
Sleepy Joshua (01:00:08.27)
I know.
Sleepy Joshua (01:00:16.333)
Gosh.
Sleepy Joshua (01:00:23.864)
So I did not want to do this at the beginning because it's kind of a sad story, but it has a great happy ending. So I waited all the way to the end of this, the talent. So I'll make it quick. for everybody out there that has kids, I guess I started that wrong. yeah, yeah. Yeah. We can cut that out.
Hungry Sean (01:00:44.788)
Okay, alright, where are we going here?
Sleepy Joshua (01:00:50.902)
So a lot over the last couple of days, me and my girlfriend, we went out to a pizza joint, right? And while we were there, we noticed two parents scrambling, frantically with a child in their arms. What had happened while we were there at this pizza place is the child started to choke. This child was turning purple. This child could not breathe. And the two parents that were there,
had no idea what to do. So instead of like doing something like, don't know what else they could have done. They started to yell, she's gone. She's dead. In the whole, in the whole pizza place. Again, this is sad. So I was waiting until the end of it. the end of the, in the podcast here. So
They're running around people are crying there. People are screaming. We're sitting there. There's like 10, 15 people calling nine on one. They're yelling she's dead. So up jumps this hero. This guy out of nowhere runs over, grabs the baby, flips the baby upside down, starts pounding on his back. Out comes the food. The baby starts to breathe and it was the most shocking
scariest thing I've seen in a very very very long time. So I guess if there's anything I could say about that if you have children for the love of God learn how to take care of your child if it starts to choke. Because to watch these two parents freak out and not know what to do as their kid is turning purple and somebody had to run over and save your child's life because you didn't know what to do.
was extremely scary for me to watch. It was extremely scary for me to see. So, if you made it this far in the episode, sorry to take it dark and away from the fun and happy stuff we do, but it was, it was very traumatic. So if you got loved ones, you got kids, you got nieces and nephews, babies in your family, learn what to do if somebody starts to choke because we nearly saw a, a, a kid die the other day and it was very tragic. My girlfriend teared up. It was, it was,
Sleepy Joshua (01:03:09.42)
very very it was very traumatic to me so just just i don't know how to end that but it was it was pretty tough to watch sorry to take a dark man but jesus christ sorry it's you know yeah yeah it was yeah it was it was tough
Hungry Sean (01:03:20.66)
Jesus Jesus fucking crap. You probably could have put that in the beginning and we we would have been fine Listen Joshua wanted you to be traumatized for the end of the episode. I do not So with that being said, hey, thank you so much for watching. Thank you so much for listening if we lost you as a subscriber I completely understand and do not fear Well, what we learned is that a fucking
Sleepy Joshua (01:03:32.718)
Yeah, yeah.
Sleepy Joshua (01:03:43.37)
I hope not. Hope you learned something. Yeah.
Hungry Sean (01:03:49.022)
care for your kids. Simple. They make classes for that real easy. Real easy. Buddy, this is all the time we have. just like that child, I'm seeing the light at the end of the tunnel. So let's hold hands and walk on into it. Listen, guys, we'll see you next week. Thank you so much for listening and watching. We love you. Deuces.
Sleepy Joshua (01:03:50.092)
Yeah, man. It's super important. Super, super important. Super important. Yeah.
Sleepy Joshua (01:03:59.832)
There we go.
