Sorry For The Delay | EP.75

This week, Joshua starts the show with a pet peeves rant. Sean has no idea what Mardi Gra is. or does he? We get another unique AI-generated story inspired by Dr. Seuss and engage in a debate about the appropriateness of texting at various times. Plus, Robot workers and dirty cops, Enjoy the show!


Chapters

02:58 What's in Our Cups?

05:57 Celebrating Personal Milestones

09:01 Pet Peeves: The Snooze Button

11:51 Mardi Gras and Cultural Insights

14:52 Dr. Seuss and AI Storytelling

20:58 The Great Texting Debate

26:57 AI Music and Creative Exploration

28:44 AI Creativity Unleashed

33:12 The Power of Music and Vibes

34:08 A Night Out: Food and Fun

36:01 The Unexpected Traffic Stop

42:24 The Quest for Justice

43:36 Robots in the Workforce

48:23 AI and Love: A New Frontier

54:30 Fun Finds and Fortunes

Sound Bites

  • "Tonight is an episode."

  • "I'm going straight whiskey."

  • "Happy birthday to my younger brother."

  • "The snooze button is a pet peeve."

  • "Mardi Gras is a Christian holiday."

  • "Context is everything in texting."

  • "AI takes off with it sometimes."

  • "My panties are blown off."

  • "What the fuck did we do?"

  • "This motherfucker is coming in."

  • "Can we just make robots great again?"

  • "Can you fall in love with an AI?"


Transcript

 

CatMan Sean (00:10.958)

Hello and welcome to another episode of Sorry for the Delay. Joshua, this is episode 75, my dude. We've made it. 75 episodes. And I'm going to ask you the same question I always do. How are you doing today, my dude?

Yummy Joshua (00:36.442)

I'm doing good and like we always do, sometimes we have to tell the people if this is a morning episode, a night episode, or just because it tends to get kind of weird depending on when me and you jump on and record these things. So tonight is an episode and to start off this episode, I want to... What? What?

CatMan Sean (00:43.288)

yeah, people like to know. It's weird.

CatMan Sean (00:54.734)

Wait, you say what the episode, you just said tonight is an episode. didn't whether it's a daytime episode, a nighttime episode. You said today is an episode.

Yummy Joshua (00:59.844)

Tonight is an episode.

Yummy Joshua (01:04.086)

Oh, I thought I thought I said in tonight's episode see clearly Clearly I'm freaking not right because it's late and Getting ready for a trip, know little preview there getting ready to get the hell out of here. Yes It is a night episode brains a little scrambled, but what's new around here? But yeah, I mean should we kick it off like we always do and talk about the what's in our cup or like I mean to it like how hard do want to go?

CatMan Sean (01:13.838)

week.

CatMan Sean (01:18.606)

man, that's great. Yeah.

CatMan Sean (01:30.926)

Yeah, buddy. Shit, you're fucking you're taking you're taking the stage right now, my dude. Go for it. Yeah. What's in your cup, my guy? Slow your roll, baby, slow your roll.

Yummy Joshua (01:36.452)

I know right? I probably should slow down a little bit. But what I have in my cup tonight isn't going to help that situation because Sean tonight and everybody listening, I'm going straight whiskey. I'm going straight whiskey. And if you're watching on YouTube, you can just look how frosty this glass is right here. This is...

CatMan Sean (01:48.825)

that's... F**k Alright

CatMan Sean (01:55.896)

That is a really frosty glass on my screen. looks like you just put marshmallows in there and the marshmallows have dissolved. That's what it looks like on my screen. Yeah.

Yummy Joshua (01:59.628)

So frost.

I think I had this thing sitting in snow, you know before having a drink of this But yeah, just going straight whiskey tonight Sean Because I got to be up a little late tonight. So maybe this is gonna help me stay up. So Cheers, buddy. I'm just doing straight whiskey. Are you drinking anything over there, man? What are you going on?

CatMan Sean (02:14.062)

Oh, there you go. Cheers, my dude. Yeah, man. I mean, unlike you, I actually have to wake up pretty damn early tomorrow. late night episode, but I'm sacrificing, know. But for me, buddy, I think earlier in the month, I talked about this cider, like a bunch of ciders that I was going to try on the podcast. And I ended up doing a few wines here and there because of Valentine's Day and shit like that. But I'm back on the cider kick. This is

Samuel Smith's Organic Cider. So here you go. That's what it is. Organic cider. Yeah, look at that. Pretty cool one. Right?

Yummy Joshua (02:50.494)

well, that's a nice one. I really like how what they're doing with the labels these days, like they're putting a lot of artwork into it and just, it's not just an ugly looking can anymore.

CatMan Sean (02:58.254)

That is exactly what I'm thinking. So I've never had this one before. Apparently it's organic. There's a little USDA organic logo on there. So I'm going go in. That's, that's the thing. Who knows? Maybe it's all just organic apples. This is their original one. So I'll go ahead and I'll give it a little sippy sip, a little tasty taste.

Yummy Joshua (03:04.091)

It's organic. How much of it is organic in there?

Yummy Joshua (03:16.538)

It's fresh. Just pop that thing open too.

CatMan Sean (03:20.066)

All right. Okay. Joshua, this actually takes me back to a memory that I have. When I was living in California, we went to a cider festival, Joshua and I and the old ladies, and we met somebody at that cider festival who we really enjoyed. Their cider no longer exists thanks to COVID. So thank you, COVID. Appreciate that. But the cider that we had was a cider called Excalibur. And this cider tastes

Yummy Joshua (03:42.842)

Jesus.

Yummy Joshua (03:48.157)

yeah.

CatMan Sean (03:50.85)

fucking similar to that, which is amazing. It is what they call a Jolly Rancher cider, which is like a sweeter cider. So if you don't like a sweet cider, then this is not for you, but this tastes amazing. Highly recommend. This is getting the Sean five out of seven ciders. So there you go.

Yummy Joshua (04:10.778)

I really like sweet ciders too. just have a lot don't ciders have a lot of sugar like don't they content like

CatMan Sean (04:15.966)

yeah, dude. yeah. That's why the, that's the way, that's why I look the way I look because sugar. So, you know,

Yummy Joshua (04:20.058)

I was referring more to the hangover that you get from side here's not so much how you look but I get it Nice confession slide over to YouTube if you want to see how Sean looks cuz I think he looks beautiful I don't know what he's talking about. Yeah Yeah Yeah, before we get too deep into the episode I got I got

CatMan Sean (04:30.83)

You

thanks, buddy. I appreciate that. My ear just got all fucked up though in that last shot. So there's that. This is gonna happen.

Yeah, of course.

Yummy Joshua (04:45.428)

Two things I'm gonna I'm gonna start off with a positive thing because we're in a new month this episode is dropping on what March 4th? Which is yeah, so we were kicking it off in the new month, but I just wanted to send a quick shout out to my younger brother His birthday is March 6th, and this is just a quick shout out man. I love my little brother. He works his ass off He's a great father. He's been through a lot of shit so I just thought I'd started off a little bit of positive vibes towards my brother because

CatMan Sean (04:52.044)

March 4th. Let's go.

CatMan Sean (05:02.047)

Ooh, happy birthday.

CatMan Sean (05:08.206)

Mm-hmm.

Yummy Joshua (05:13.624)

Holy shit, it's not easy nowadays being a single parent and just going through a bunch of shit. I love you brother, happy birthday. You're an inspiration in a lot of ways with everything you're doing in life. So congratulations and happy birthday to that guy. Early birthday to him. Cheers brother. And he likes whiskey too. yeah, we can cheers to my younger brother, man. Love that guy.

CatMan Sean (05:28.728)

Yeah, man. Happy birthday. Cheers, dude. Cheers to that,

CatMan Sean (05:36.61)

Happy birthday. That's awesome, my dude. Mm Sorry, you then you.

Yummy Joshua (05:39.449)

and

No, besides that, like I said, I wanted to kick it off some positive, I also wanted to kick it off before, again, before we get too deep, I got a pet peeve. I just want to get off my chest.

CatMan Sean (05:54.316)

he's already venting.

Yummy Joshua (05:56.57)

I got a pet peeve the pet peeve. I just want you know, it's the first of the month Let me just get this off my chest Sean and you maybe you agree with this pet peeve Maybe you don't maybe people listening are just like shut the fuck up and I get it But this is a little bit of a pet peeve for me So the pet peeve of the week is that gosh that goddamn snooze button that people just hit over and over and over again

CatMan Sean (06:10.766)

Yep.

Yummy Joshua (06:26.362)

This snooze button, I just don't know if I like the designer of this snooze button and maybe they should have been killed a long time ago, whoever created the snooze button. Just kidding. That was, yeah, that was a little harsh. But if you're a snooze button person, like, do you really gotta hit the snooze button seven times before you actually wake up? I mean, so it's a little bit of a pet peeve. I gotta get it off my chest. Sean.

CatMan Sean (06:36.728)

violent, right?

CatMan Sean (06:47.662)

Mmm.

I that. I feel that. Yeah. That's okay. Yeah. No, sir. No, sir. Not at all. Not even a little bit. Like I will, I will tell you this. I will set my alarm for the time I need to wake up and then I will set another alarm for like, I like if I'm not up by then I'm fucked kind of thing. Right. But every time I do that, I just wake up either before my alarm or I wake up at my alarm and there's no in between.

Yummy Joshua (06:54.434)

Are you a snooze button person? Like are you?

Yummy Joshua (07:10.798)

Mm-hmm.

CatMan Sean (07:18.848)

Right. There's no snooze button for me. It's either I'm up or I'm, I'm up. So yeah, I'm not, I'm not that, I'm not that person who will hit the snooze over and over and over again. So I feel you. I feel that.

Yummy Joshua (07:24.75)

Yeah

Yummy Joshua (07:29.434)

And this I'm I'm not hinting this at anybody at all but Yes, the snooze button Jesus Christ if you're gonna hit that thing like four times just make it a later getup time because man pet peeve of the week

CatMan Sean (07:42.222)

Right? What's the point at that point? You know? Like I feel like, I feel like that's just messing up your sleep. You know? Like you know you have to get up. So why not just get up or like just lay there for a second and then get up? I don't know. I I don't get it.

Yummy Joshua (07:56.442)

Well that and if you you do that you hit the snooze button and then you're still late when you get to work I'm like what was the point of the snooze button and you hit it seven times and you're still late. It's like Jesus. So pet peeve. Just a little pet peeve. I had to get that off. If anybody I just want to know whoever's listening if you are a snooze button person can I see you raise a hand like does that does the snooze button help you or does the snooze button actually like still make it late.

CatMan Sean (08:08.203)

Mm-hmm.

That's I'm saying. That's what I'm saying. I feel you. I feel the pet peeve on that one.

CatMan Sean (08:24.588)

Yeah, what is your, what are the reasons for your snooze button hit? Let us know. Cause I'm very curious on that one.

Yummy Joshua (08:32.361)

Yeah, so I tried to get that off my chest man because Jesus Christ that was a that was kind of tough You know that seems with pet peeve man. Yeah, my lot I think last week was a coffee for me this week is a yeah coffee

CatMan Sean (08:42.478)

Oh yeah, it was the coffee. You're just kind of venting on these, these intro parts. Kind of funny.

Yummy Joshua (08:46.778)

It's gotta get off my chest man. I got it. You know like I want to the feedback on this shit man Cuz I can't be the only one But yeah, buddy. That's that's I just had to bring it up.

CatMan Sean (08:51.592)

man. Yeah, yeah. Nah, I'm getcha. No worries. Hey, so you got another AI thing for us this week? Are we celebrating any holidays with the AI? are you not doing that this week?

Yummy Joshua (09:01.69)

No, apparently March 4th is Fat Tuesday. Right? You don't know Fat Tuesday? Mardi Gras?

CatMan Sean (09:08.494)

I don't know what that is.

CatMan Sean (09:12.664)

Hmm? Who's Marty?

Yummy Joshua (09:13.114)

Marty Gra? Marty Gra? Who's Marty and the Gra? Marty and the Gra? If I'm not mistaken, You can do a quick Google search on this shit right here, but I'm pretty sure. March 4th is the beginning or the start of, the freaking, you know, it's Fat Tuesday, you know, the celebration of that.

CatMan Sean (09:17.543)

Who's Marty in the growl? What is that? What is that? What is Marty?

CatMan Sean (09:25.432)

Good.

CatMan Sean (09:34.126)

Okay, sure.

Yummy Joshua (09:34.712)

Yeah, Sean's going to do a live search, our recorded live search, however we want to categorize that.

CatMan Sean (09:37.55)

Yeah, I'm looking at it right now.

Yummy Joshua (09:43.386)

So March 4th.

CatMan Sean (09:45.196)

Yeah. Maybe. Yeah. Yes. I'm a website called history.com. So it's got, it's got to be right. You know, it's got to be correct.

Yummy Joshua (09:52.824)

Shit Totally right

CatMan Sean (09:57.422)

All right, Mardi Gras is a Christian holiday and popular cultural phenomenon that dates back thousands of years to pagan spring and fertility rites, also known as Carnival of Carnival. Carnival of Carnival. It's celebrated in many cultures around the world, many of these with large Roman Catholic populations on the day before the religious season of Lent begins. So there you go. That's, that's what that is. So, Mardi Gras, Mardi, Mardi Gras.

Yummy Joshua (10:22.168)

Yeah, you but you have heard of Mardi Gras, right?

CatMan Sean (10:27.342)

I don't know why I said it like that. Mardi Gras will fall on Tuesday, March 4th. So yes, Joshua, you're correct. There you go.

Yummy Joshua (10:31.384)

Yes, there you go. There you go. And you know what the popular thing is in Mardi Gras, right?

CatMan Sean (10:37.26)

Yeah, it's where you go down Bourbon Street and you have a band. Because apparently that's really inexpensive to do. So I kind of want to do that. And you have a little parade and shit.

Yummy Joshua (10:42.808)

Yeah, no the I mean the other popular thing the people you know the whole beads you know people flashing their tits and showing the beads are sharing the beat. my god

CatMan Sean (10:50.718)

No, no, I'm really innocent. I don't, don't, I don't know that at all. I've never watched like live streams or anything of, Mardi Gras waiting for beats to drop. I never do that. So I don't know what you're talking about. Never.

Yummy Joshua (10:57.242)

Hahaha

Yummy Joshua (11:02.394)

So, so when I when I did come across this, I read that it actually is illegal to flash your tits. Go figure. You know, it's it's not something that is legal when you're doing this. Yeah, it really is. They don't just give you a pass on this day. And apparently, as I mean, I probably could have guessed this, the locals absolutely hate it when this happens.

CatMan Sean (11:15.022)

interesting. Okay.

CatMan Sean (11:19.704)

Yeah.

Yummy Joshua (11:28.002)

this tradition of people flashing and the bead sharing and I guess mostly tourists are the ones who do this. But the locals just hate it and it's just kind of one of those things. It's kind of like New Year's in New York, where the people just live there, just hate it when people show up and just destroy their town.

CatMan Sean (11:28.046)

Got it.

CatMan Sean (11:35.0)

Yeah, makes sense. Makes sense.

CatMan Sean (11:41.358)

Yeah.

CatMan Sean (11:45.72)

Mm-hmm. Well, that's the thing though, you know, like You you live in a touristy town So it's like it's just gonna happen it's just kind of part of the culture of the town So like yes, you may be upset with it But also this is kind of what your town represents, you know Whether it be in a bad light or a good light, whatever. It's still a part of that town's culture. So

Yummy Joshua (11:51.468)

It's rude. Yeah.

CatMan Sean (12:14.486)

trying to stripper rate cultures on towns. don't know how I feel about that, but you know.

Yummy Joshua (12:17.53)

Well, guess it also, but it generates a bunch of like income to like, you know, business and just, brings in tourists and generates the economy.

CatMan Sean (12:21.518)

Exactly. That's what's paying for your schools. That's what's paying for your roads. All that stuff, right? So you got to take the good with the bad on this. So, I don't know, flash your titties. If you get caught, fuck it. You know, who cares? It gives a shit. Get out of here.

Yummy Joshua (12:27.652)

Yeah.

Yeah. I know, right? So yeah, but I didn't generate an AI image on that. I'm sorry. There ain't gonna be no titties in the background. I know. I don't think I want to be putting cartoon titties on the background. Instead, we went with one of your images. He ain't lying. It's purple and it...

CatMan Sean (12:39.849)

damn it. Damn it.

CatMan Sean (12:48.046)

Yeah, I guess you're just gonna have to settle for a purple pussy. That's unfortunate. I know you like the wording on that one. You're welcome. I ain't Hey, so like Joshua Luther, dude, these are some of the shirts, like a few weeks we've been putting these shirts on and wearing them and putting the backgrounds up like that. We are getting closer and closer to releasing this stuff where we did the final sample size, like sample images and

Yummy Joshua (12:59.777)

And it's a pussy. He's true.

CatMan Sean (13:16.726)

sample prints and stuff like that. So you've been seeing the merch throughout the weeks and Joshua, we're really close to announcing something. Won't be this week, but it's coming. I promise. I have the stuff. I've been wearing the stuff. So if you like the stuff, sorry for the delayed outlive. Get ready. It's coming.

Yummy Joshua (13:33.626)

A lot of cool stuff coming, that is for sure.

CatMan Sean (13:35.148)

Yeah, hell yeah. Joshua, let's move on. Let's go to the talk with us, chat with us, us, lick, lick with us, lick, lick, lick. Sure. great, because the man who can't speak. All right, here we go. The first topic we have tonight or this week or this morning, whenever you're fucking listening to this, is green eggs and shame. Dr. Seuss Darkside.

Yummy Joshua (13:41.786)

Here we go, Sean. Here is what we got. I'm going to let you read these off today.

Yummy Joshua (13:51.866)

You

CatMan Sean (14:05.39)

The second topic is the great texting debate. The next one is rolling stop. off. All right. the following is make robots great again. All right. Interesting. And the last one is, does that say AI love at first sight? Okay. All right. Interesting. All right. Well, we'll get this one out of the way. Thank God. So Joshua.

Yummy Joshua (14:13.614)

No.

Yummy Joshua (14:19.738)

You

Yummy Joshua (14:26.254)

Yes it does, AI love at first sight.

CatMan Sean (14:35.566)

The reason I brought this one to your attention, which is the green eggs and shame Dr. Seuss's dark side is because Dr. Seuss is actually celebrating a birthday. I believe it is March 6th or March 8th. Hang on. on. I gotta look this up real quick. Mia, me like 30 seconds.

Yummy Joshua (14:48.57)

Mm-hmm.

Yummy Joshua (14:52.844)

No, no, it's fine because isn't I thought dr. Seuss was like a what synonym I can't say where is isn't our ghostwriter name? Anyways, isn't doctor or is dr. Seuss a real is the writer's real name?

Yummy Joshua (15:09.24)

I thought, I thought, yeah, I thought Dr. Seuss was not the writer's real name.

CatMan Sean (15:09.816)

Hang, please hang on, hang on, hang I just see these.

CatMan Sean (15:19.574)

I mean, it technically is his name. his it's Theodore Seuss. Giselle G G. I don't know if it's a doctor.

Yummy Joshua (15:21.965)

Okay.

Yummy Joshua (15:26.904)

But is he really a doctor? mean, come on, let's not offend. mean, come on, a doctor of speech and writing. Like, you stealing? Okay.

CatMan Sean (15:32.716)

You know what? We're going to call him a doctor out of respect, baby. But his birthday, Joshua, Dr. Seuss's birthday was March 2nd is, was his birthday. So in honor of that, thank you, Dr. Seuss. but Joshua, I wanted to play a little, a little story, a little AI for you. And I wanted to see if you could guess the story that I rewrote. I want to know if you can guess the Dr. Seuss story that it was based off of, if that clarifies it a little better. Okay.

Yummy Joshua (15:40.781)

Okay.

Yummy Joshua (15:59.502)

Okay, all right listening

CatMan Sean (16:01.486)

So I'm going go ahead and share my screen with Joshua and those of you watching or listening, you just have to either see Joshua's cute little face or just continue listening and you'll, you'll feel the things Joshua feels. Uh, but literally. So I'll go ahead and share my screen with you, buddy. And here we go. All right. Joshua here. We, Oh, I hope, I hope you can hear it. Uh, you let me know if you can hear it. All right.

Yummy Joshua (16:13.164)

Literally feel them. Yes

Yummy Joshua (16:23.406)

Yes, here.

Yummy Joshua (16:29.486)

Yep. It's loud as shit, but I can hear it.

CatMan Sean (16:31.406)

Thank you.

Sorry.

CatMan Sean (18:41.39)

Alright, Joshua, can you guess the story that that was based off of?

Yummy Joshua (18:44.962)

Is this little red, what is it, red writing? Doctor.

CatMan Sean (18:50.146)

Now this is a Dr. Seuss, this is a Dr. Seuss story. So think about all the Dr. Seuss stories you know.

Yummy Joshua (18:56.332)

You're, yeah, I don't know very many. Can I get three options? Holy shit.

CatMan Sean (19:03.982)

Well, there are a lot of famous, I'll give you three famous options that Dr. Seuss has written. There is the Redfish, Bluefish, one, two, three or something like that, right? There is the Cat in the Hat. There is, what is the other one? There's the Lorax. What, any of these jogging in memory for you?

Yummy Joshua (19:08.706)

Okay, okay.

Yummy Joshua (19:14.468)

shit. Okay.

Yummy Joshua (19:24.782)

Jesus yeah, I I mean if I would have known this was a dr. Seuss trivia episode I would have studied a Little bit of dr. Seuss I mean, I think the extent of my dr. Sue is green eggs and ham you know what I'm saying like I don't know if this is I mean, I don't know I Don't know much okay All right, let's go Lorax

CatMan Sean (19:30.464)

You

CatMan Sean (19:39.682)

Yeah, also greenings again,

CatMan Sean (19:45.87)

All right, take a final guess. I'll give you one guess. Go ahead and think about it real nice and hard. This... You're completely wrong. This story was based off of The Cat and the Hat. This is The Fox and the Suit. Granted, I don't think you heard the title, which probably would have gave it away for you, but yeah, this is The Fox and the Suit. So it was an AI story that I asked it to write about.

Yummy Joshua (19:58.815)

shit.

CatMan Sean (20:15.81)

basically a parody of the cat in the hat in a darker version. So that, that Fox really did a number on that lady. So go back and listen to it, Joshua, and you'll, you'll understand a little, a little stronger.

Yummy Joshua (20:28.196)

That was a good story. I can dig it. I mean it captured me. I was listening but I think where I lost touch of it is I don't know very many Dr. Seuss stories. So I mean I grew up like playing with matches and fucking you know what I'm saying like throwing rocks through windows and shit like that was no no no I did I was breaking stuff and you know playing sports I didn't I didn't do a lot of that but

CatMan Sean (20:39.732)

Mm-hmm. I think that's the problem.

CatMan Sean (20:45.26)

Yeah, you weren't a fucking nerd, bro. You didn't fucking read.

Yummy Joshua (20:55.436)

Nonetheless, I'm always intrigued by a good story. And that was a good one.

CatMan Sean (20:58.99)

Well, there you go. Man, if you like the story, guys, let us know. Put it in the comments. Fucking yell at Joshua for not knowing anything about Cat in the Hat. Let me know that the story was awful. I didn't write it. Fucking A.I. wrote it. I don't give a shit.

Yummy Joshua (21:08.986)

No, it a good one. It was good. It was good. would, you know, the New York Times, it'll come out. It'll be like maybe like a bestseller at some point.

Two-minute bestseller, you know Yeah

CatMan Sean (21:21.65)

shit. All right, man. Let's move on. The great texting debate, Joshua. So I sent you this one again. This is a question as old as the cell phone, my dude. I wanted to talk about when is it too late to send a text message? For example, let's say you text me tonight saying, Hey, are you up? You know,

Yummy Joshua (21:29.658)

You did.

Yummy Joshua (21:35.94)

shit.

Yummy Joshua (21:44.064)

Okay, this is good.

CatMan Sean (21:51.192)

And then I wait one week, an hour, 30 seconds. Where is the appropriate amount of time before it becomes too late to send that I'm up text? Like, when is that? When is that appropriate time, buddy?

Yummy Joshua (22:04.314)

You

Yummy Joshua (22:10.102)

Um, think it depends on the context of the text. Like if somebody texts me at three in the morning, it's like, Hey man, you know, I want to see a nipple. You know, I'm like, fuck dude. Like I don't need to respond to this right now. Like this is really, this is not an important, you know, like two 30 in the morning picture. Like

I get like maybe you know maybe this new year's and we're partying I'm like hell yes set me a nipple you know what I mean like you know the context is everything right like it's got to fit it's my birthday sure you know what I mean like you know shower room me with the gift I guess it's on my birthday hit me with that but I think it just depends on the context and the timing of it but if it's a text where like

CatMan Sean (22:49.262)

you

Yummy Joshua (22:56.986)

Hey dude, I just got a flat tire. I'm on the side of the freeway. Like I really need your help. Like fuck yeah, dude. I got to respond like I don't got to but I'm going to I think any good friend that you text at 2 30 in the morning Not a hey, you want to see a nipple but a hey, got a flat tire kind of thing I think it's appropriate to kind of like yeah, you see that shit take care of a friend So for me context is going to warrant like what I'm going to apply to

CatMan Sean (23:12.546)

Yeah.

CatMan Sean (23:17.358)

you

Yummy Joshua (23:25.508)

Cause you're not always in a silly mood when you get texted. Like you're like, yeah, I looked at like how many of us send each other Instagram memes like all day long, all day long. Like I get shit from people all day long. And I'm like, I get like seven of them in a row. I'm like, okay, I'm just going to fucking wait to look at all these. Cause I know I'm just going to like laugh, not laugh, laugh, laugh, laugh, not like it's just going to be a thing, like an emotional roller coaster with these messages. So it just, I think it just depends man, but I,

CatMan Sean (23:35.278)

Mm.

CatMan Sean (23:47.374)

Yeah.

CatMan Sean (23:54.766)

Okay, I feel that.

Yummy Joshua (23:55.214)

I don't think it's ever too late to respond to somebody, but context is going to mean everything to me, whether I respond sooner or later. At least for me.

CatMan Sean (24:03.566)

Okay, where's your like, what's your timeframe? So like an emergency text, like instant, okay. And then like the...

Yummy Joshua (24:08.666)

Right away right away. I'm butt naked. I'm in bed. I'm yeah, I'm jumping out of bed No boxers I if I show up naked to help you with your flat tire. Don't be mad because I'm responding fast I'm the person you called you're getting what you get when I show up So don't fucking judge me cuz I my breast stinks are fucking half-dressed like I got up and I helped you like don't yeah, yeah so I mean

CatMan Sean (24:26.094)

Got you.

CatMan Sean (24:32.334)

And then you're let me see a nipple text. What is that? I like in a six hour wait an eight hour wait What are we doing here? What what's the time frame? I need another time frame

Yummy Joshua (24:42.237)

The time okay, but let me see a nipple. Oh man, I'm You know, I like nipples so I'll probably respond right away you can do that one, No, that might even be sooner than your flat tire like I just like I'll have an auto reply set up to the let me see the nipple like that just like That pops up in my chat. It just I don't even need to respond my phone just knows to respond automatically I've chat set up for that

CatMan Sean (24:50.583)

So like four hours? Four hours on that one? Minimum?

CatMan Sean (24:59.63)

you

CatMan Sean (25:04.75)

Yeah, AI buddy. Yeah. There you go.

Yummy Joshua (25:07.328)

AI responds to that. AI Joshua will respond to that too.

CatMan Sean (25:12.046)

That's great. For me, I would probably say a day, a day is too late to respond to something like, for example, like if you sent me something and I completely forget about it, like I am, I'm sorry. Like my short-term memory is, is gone. So like I don't do it on purpose, but it is gone. So you may need to send me another text to follow up that first text you sent because I probably don't remember you even sending me the text. But if you do have an emergency situation,

Yummy Joshua (25:27.464)

That's fucking that's funny

CatMan Sean (25:40.812)

I will tell you this, do not text me. Not because I don't want to help you, but because I am probably passed the fuck out on my CPAP machine and a text isn't going to wake me up. So if you need help, call me multiple times, because then I will wake up. That's the easiest way.

Yummy Joshua (25:55.93)

Okay, listen, I got a disclaimer. Okay, see pap if you're listening Give me your software cuz if I'm drowning or something's happening to me I want the software to tap into Sean's CPAP machine and choke him in the middle of the night So he wakes up mid text look at your phone. Yeah, just like cut the fucking CPAP machine off I want him to die or respond to me like

CatMan Sean (26:04.513)

Bye.

CatMan Sean (26:10.383)

Wake up.

CatMan Sean (26:18.894)

Damn!

Yummy Joshua (26:19.386)

I want that. Give me that technology, CPAP. This asshole better wake up if I'm naked on the side of the freeway because some of my lost my clothes and they got thrown out of a car. Like, I need him to respond to this.

CatMan Sean (26:33.37)

man buddy. But yeah, that was the great texting debate that I thought of this morning. I was like, I was like, there's, there's definitely a time and place where it's too late to send a text message. You know, obviously anything past a day for me is too late, but anything past a year, like don't, don't, you don't need to send anybody any text messages.

Yummy Joshua (26:52.347)

Well in the dating world like if you you slept in like the dating concept of it like if you're just seeing somebody like you're in the middle of kind of like getting to know somebody and they text you like hey do you want to go to the park and walk our dogs together some shit like For a sunset walk and then you then you text them back the next morning be like hey I'd rather go for a morning sunrise. You're like just too fucking late, dude I wanted to I wanted to say hello for a sunset now you want to hit me on the sunrise I'm fucking working dude like it's too late

CatMan Sean (26:56.814)

yeah.

CatMan Sean (27:05.678)

A year ago.

CatMan Sean (27:13.442)

Yeah, it's too late. late. Right. That's like me sending you like, Hey, do want to get breakfast Joshua at like the afternoon?

Yummy Joshua (27:20.189)

Like...

Yummy Joshua (27:25.306)

Yeah, like it's dinner time. I mean, where are we going Denny's where I can eat breakfast or dinner at the same time like Yeah, mean I guess that worked but Jesus yeah, there's definitely Context and and like the relationship between the people texting. Yeah

CatMan Sean (27:32.366)

24 seven baby.

CatMan Sean (27:45.036)

Sure. Awesome, man. Hey, before we get to your rolling stop, fuck off. Let's hit them with the AI play this week because I kind of want to play it all out. And it's only three minutes. But the reason I want to play it all is because I did a different genre this week again, as I'm trying to do. I'm trying to do more different genres. And this genre is classified as opera.

Yummy Joshua (27:50.02)

Fuck. It's my gate. My good Harry.

CatMan Sean (28:14.554)

meets rave meets EDM. I it's, it's a weird one, but I want people to pay attention as well as they can because this song correlates to my artwork for the week this week. If that makes sense. So Joshua, I'm going to share my screen with you and we will get to this AI play for us. And, even though I'm going to play the song in its entirety this week, if you guys will want to hear it again,

Yummy Joshua (28:18.03)

Jesus.

CatMan Sean (28:44.376)

heading over to sorry for the delay slash AI play and it'll be there or sorry for the delay, sorry, sorry for the delay dot live slash AI play or just sorry for the delay dot live. It's there, it's here. You can hear it in its entirety again. But Joshua, this song is called Claws of Crimson Love. All right. Just putting that out there. So here we.

CatMan Sean (32:43.342)

There you go, buddy. How did you feel about that one? guy. She right. It's, it is amazing to me still that you give AI a prompt and it just kind of takes off with it sometimes. And that is one of the ones that took off with it. And I just loved that fucking break or the drop as the kids say in that fucking song, dude, it fucking hit hard, man. And I was, I was like, let's go.

Yummy Joshua (32:44.474)

I'm vibing with it. I mean, I'm into it. I'm into it.

Yummy Joshua (33:12.47)

I think with the right setup you might just you know blow the panties off somebody that kind of thing. That's the beauty of just like from the top up you know you're looking at us you don't know what's going on down here you know.

CatMan Sean (33:12.609)

More of that?

My panties are blown off. You can't see it, but I ain't wearing pants. So from the top, there's a party going on down here. Anyways, I really liked that one. So hopefully you guys did too. If not, let us know in the comments. But Joshua, let's move on to your rolling stop. Fuck off.

Yummy Joshua (33:31.14)

Yeah.

Yummy Joshua (33:38.35)

my gosh. You know, my goodness. Okay. So I got, like, I'm not very good at telling stories, but I'm trying to get better at this shit. You know, I'm no Dr. Seuss. I'm no Stephen King. You know, I'm just Joshua on a podcast with Sean just trying to just tell a fucking story. So we shit my zippers down. my God. Okay. So speaking of all what's going on down there.

CatMan Sean (33:58.375)

Yeah, that's funny.

Yummy Joshua (34:08.218)

I don't where that came up. So, little guy. so me and my girlfriend were out the other night and you know, we were having a lovely day, man. We both got off work. We're like, let's try something new. So there's this place called, I think it's called like, tortilla or something. called like, it's this new place that opened up. should, it's called tortilla. Yeah. Tortilla. Yeah. Yeah. Well, they specialize in like these fat burritos.

CatMan Sean (34:08.481)

my god.

CatMan Sean (34:28.334)

That's a name. Sure.

Yummy Joshua (34:36.098)

It's almost like a Chipotle style way of doing things. Like you show up, have a legit, they have like a menu, but you can also build your own shit. And the tortillas literally are like, they're huge. They're massive. And you can just roll up a bunch of shit. Yeah, they're bigger than the ones at Chipotle, but they have like, you know, like a bunch of different flavored tortillas, right? So we went there, we're like, dude, let's just get out the house, you know, and let's just go have a good meal. Cause the day was kind of like needing that to get away from the house and just out to eat. So.

CatMan Sean (34:47.768)

Yeah, like the size of your head kind of thing. Yeah, I gotcha.

Yummy Joshua (35:05.658)

Having a great time, had a wonderful meal, the food was great, the people there were super nice. And so on way back, if anybody's familiar with this area, we were in the SoCal area and there's this part where you're coming down a hill and there's a three-way stop and like everybody does, you come to a three-way stop, you stop.

You look both ways before anybody can cross in front of traffic or whatever. Like you're kind of being safe about everything. So in the process of us stopping, my girlfriend looks over, observes the person next to us wearing a baseball cap, blonde hair, glasses, and a white car. Okay. She gets that description right in front of us.

CatMan Sean (35:46.815)

Mm-hmm.

CatMan Sean (35:59.694)

Okay, interesting.

Yummy Joshua (36:01.26)

While we're stopped right a car passes in front of us a crossing traffic turning left going back up the hill So then we proceed and the car next to us proceed to move forward. Okay, we're driving along We're still feeling fucking good about our night, right? We're smiling. We're laughing. We're talking about making babies and shit, you know, we're having a great fucking time You know what? I mean? Maybe we were talking about that, you know, but we were just having a great fucking time You know, we were sober hadn't been drinking nothing

CatMan Sean (36:08.014)

Mm-hmm.

CatMan Sean (36:13.013)

Okay, easy.

CatMan Sean (36:21.506)

What? Okay. Yeah. Sure.

Yummy Joshua (36:31.768)

So we come to one light, everything's cool, nobody behind us. Come to a second light, still didn't, you know, everything's peachy. I'm looking up in the sky and I'm telling my girlfriend, know, I'm like, what the fuck is that? I'm looking at stars and shit. I'm just fucking being me, you know what I mean? Like, just like, yeah, like, like, I look like.

CatMan Sean (36:37.336)

Okay, easy.

CatMan Sean (36:50.158)

He's sad of it. He's on shrooms looking at this.

Yummy Joshua (36:53.642)

Look like I'm looking out the window like I'm fucking tweaking. You know what I mean? I'm looking like I'm just kind of like I even felt like I was being weird You know card next he was like what the fuck is that guy doing? Next thing you know we see the fucking red and blue behind us turn on and We're like and my girlfriend's thinking shit You know like we're so we're trying to like because we're in a place where like crossing over a bridge There's nowhere to pull over so we're like fuck dude this guy's probably going after somebody like what the fuck so

CatMan Sean (37:02.754)

Yeah.

No, no, interesting.

Yummy Joshua (37:20.91)

We pulled over and we pulled into the gas station and next thing you know, the red and blue is for us. And we're like, this motherfucker is coming in. And we're like, what did we do? Me and my girlfriend are both looking at each other going, okay, well this is, you know, she just got a car, the registration, you know, like whatever, like, like maybe there's just something fucking weird. Like we're dragons, a fucking ragdoll, or we ran over a fucking bunch of cans or some shit like, like maybe.

CatMan Sean (37:27.248)

my god.

CatMan Sean (37:31.564)

Mm-hmm.

CatMan Sean (37:47.63)

You know you guys ran over a person? Yeah.

Yummy Joshua (37:51.074)

Yeah, exactly like like what the fuck did we like why did like why is the red and blue behind us? So this nervous Fucking chp and I have mad respect for law enforcement. I'm just not trying to talk shit about law enforcement But i'm just throwing it out there this fucking weasel Walks up to the side of the car nervous physically shaking like

He's got the problem. We don't got the problem. We're like, okay, what the fuck is this going on? He walks in. goes license and registration, please. And we're like, okay. He goes, well, you guys did a rolling stop up there and me and my both girlfriend, like she's looking at the cop going, what the fuck is he like, like not knowing what he wants. Right. And then when he says that she looks at me and we both looked at each other wide eyed, like a rolling fucking stop. We're like, what the fuck is like.

CatMan Sean (38:22.145)

interesting.

CatMan Sean (38:44.995)

Uh-uh.

Yummy Joshua (38:46.138)

Rolling stop. I was like, where'd this fucking Houdini come from? Like this guy was nowhere to be sounded he fucking weather balloon in or some shit Like where the fuck did he come from? You know, like there was nobody behind us at this rolling three-way stop We had to wait for a car to pass in front of us So we had to have stopped. Otherwise we'd hit the car in front of us So I'm looking at the guy like rolling fucking he goes. Yeah. Well What I saw was a rolling. So okay license registration so

CatMan Sean (38:53.902)

huh.

CatMan Sean (39:00.558)

Mm-hmm.

Yummy Joshua (39:15.65)

You I guess the story could be longer but long, you know, he comes back with the license plate and with the license I was like, I'm not trying to speak for her officer. But are you you're telling me at that stop sign you saw us not completely stop but we rolled through that stop sign. He goes, well, yeah, that's what I saw. And I was like,

I literally wanted to come off the fucking rail at this guy and I have mad respect for law enforcement and people that know what the fuck they're doing, but this nervous fucking weasel did. He did not know what the fuck he saw. Probably said fuck a million times already, but like this guy did not know what he said. So this asshole turned our night into a wonderful night. And so we spent the next 15 minutes driving home, going,

CatMan Sean (39:40.056)

Hmm. Hmm.

Yummy Joshua (40:08.878)

Did we fucking do really do a rolling stop? Did we really not stop? Like the arrogance of the power trip and him thinking are what he felt like he saw and to pull us over two lights later after this rolling stop. So I told my girlfriend,

CatMan Sean (40:12.96)

Mm-hmm.

CatMan Sean (40:21.165)

Mm-hmm.

CatMan Sean (40:28.588)

Yeah, that's fucking stupid. Yeah.

Yummy Joshua (40:33.368)

Maybe he just thought I was a tweaker in the passenger fucking because I was looking up at the star like I mentioned earlier like my head's all fucking taking my hat off I look like a fucking dog, you know sticking his head out the window and shit like I'm Some weirdo, you know what I mean? And then at that point the lights flip on so I'm like so we're going back and forth like what the fuck happened So I looked it up the ticket for a rolling stop in California is like 230 something like it's like yeah So

CatMan Sean (40:39.086)

Thanks for

I'm

CatMan Sean (40:48.792)

Yeah.

CatMan Sean (40:58.126)

Fuck that. Fuck that. I would challenge that shit in court. Bring that motherfucker out. Bring him out. Bring him out.

Yummy Joshua (41:03.064)

Yeah, me and my girlfriend are like what the fuck and so we get in this little exchange and I feel bad because I'm like why didn't you say something and she's like what could I have said and because she's never my girlfriend has never been pulled over ever and I've been pulled over You know more like five times, you know fucking like so but it was a seat belt ticket a speeding ticket Like I knew what the fuck I did wrong, you know

CatMan Sean (41:25.23)

Yeah.

Yummy Joshua (41:28.128)

I mean mind you real quick. got I got a seatbelt ticket for fucking in my driveway not having my I got a seatbelt ticket for in my fucking driveway That's a story for another fucking day but I Remember that fucking seatbelt. He that was some bullshit But yeah, so we got a little bit of things so we got home. We had some wine We talked it over so as soon as we got home we fucking filed the appeal online and that whole thing so So I guess the long story short is kind of like

CatMan Sean (41:36.808)

God. Hopefully you remember that one.

CatMan Sean (41:52.398)

Good. Yeah, that motherfucker's not gonna show up.

Yummy Joshua (41:57.998)

Fucking rolling stop dude this guy's a piece of shit and maybe to protect yourself and this goes to everybody maybe every car should just be installed with cameras as we're driving maybe every car should be equipped with GoPros or dash cam like maybe how we have backup cams maybe every car like a cop car going forward should be equipped with some kind of camera to protect ourselves from idiots

CatMan Sean (42:11.16)

Dash cams, baby. Dash cam. Mm-hmm.

Yummy Joshua (42:24.792)

that are on a power trip that want to give us tickets for no fucking reason. So we're going to appeal this shit. some fucking bullshit.

CatMan Sean (42:27.872)

Mm-hmm. I, Joshua, I guarantee you he was just trying to make a quota is the thing that happened here. He was trying to make a quota and I guarantee when you appeal that and you show up in court, that motherfucker's not gonna show up. He's not gonna show up because he wrote the ticket and it's fine. Yeah, so.

Yummy Joshua (42:43.748)

yeah, we're both going. We're both going. So my girlfriend's like, you better not say what you said in the car. And I'm like, I'm just going to be calm. I want to be calm. But I know you fucking I know you stopped because I needed you to stop long enough so I could look at that fucking weird thing that was in the sky. So I was like, I know you fucking stop. So I don't know, man. I just I just kind of feel like we need to protect ourselves as people and as society. And maybe car companies can hook us up and put cameras. I know it's.

CatMan Sean (43:05.454)

Yeah, for sure.

No, they're never going to do that. You got to buy your own shit, buddy. You got to buy your own shit to protect yourself.

Yummy Joshua (43:13.114)

I don't know man, but that would be cool man. Tesla, there's somebody, know, whoever's fucking coming out with a new car company. I know I shouldn't have said Tesla. I know it's a sensitive topic, but Jesus Christ. If you could put a backup cam, put a front fucking cam because this is some bullshit. But fuck you and your rolling stock.

CatMan Sean (43:17.718)

Really? Elon Musk gonna protect you, bro? Yeah, get the fuck out of here. Get the fuck out of here.

CatMan Sean (43:28.226)

Yeah. Anyways, you're gonna appeal it. You're gonna be fine. This is the saga continue. This is just part one. We'll find out what happens later this year with this fucking douche. So, all right, speaking of Elon Musk and robots, make robots great again, bro. What you got for this? Sure.

Yummy Joshua (43:34.714)

I know right? It's a fucking bullshit Yeah, nice little segue right nice nice segue right Hey, so I was at work today How fucking cool would it be if you could work again make robots great again for I mean I guess you we should also talk about that robot that almost kicked somebody's ass in China or whatever that fight Did you see that? Do you write that stepped up to him?

CatMan Sean (43:57.23)

That did kick somebody's ass. Yeah, he was throwing this bro.

Yummy Joshua (44:01.908)

Yeah, it's not a fist to cuffs with the fucking person just standing in the crowd. So fucking so can we are we at the point where we can just make robots really like good enough to where maybe 20 hours a week if you work you work 40 hour week, right? You're a human. Maybe you could just send your fucking robot You know to work for 20 hours of the week Well, you jerk off at home or watch porn or whatever the fuck you want to do, you know Let them do their fucking thing and then

For the other 20 hours, you show up as a physical human, do that interaction that we all need in life. Maybe we split this thing. Maybe we could just make robots so great that we can split the energy and we can make this growing AI and robot society we're moving into. Maybe we just split this fucking thing that then we can just make this shit great.

CatMan Sean (44:50.168)

Yeah, I feel that. I feel that. I think we're at the point now in society where we probably can do that with robots. You know, like we can probably send them out. Now here's the, this is, this is where it's getting weird because if you send your robot out there, right, are we going to have to give that robot a paycheck? No, right? Cause it's not to the point where it's that real, you know, you know.

Yummy Joshua (45:11.898)

So the discussion was at work is that your robot would end up with some type of robot credits? Like they would get credits, yeah, Roblox, you know what I mean? Like, hey, here we go. Yeah. Like your robot gets credits and you get dollars. So when you go in to pay for your cheeseburger, you can pay with your credits from your robot or you can pay with your money that you did as a human.

CatMan Sean (45:17.358)

robot credits. We talking like Fortnite bucks? Like what is our robot spending these credits on? A day off?

Now our... Hang on. Are robot credits worth the same as human dollars? Like, are we paying the robot the same amount of money as I'm getting paid now? Or does the robot get paid cheaper because it's not a physical being?

Yummy Joshua (45:42.522)

You

Yummy Joshua (45:50.97)

I the robot should get paid more because you don't have to provide healthcare, you don't have to provide insurance, you don't have to provide all these things that doesn't need a lunch. Maybe for 20 hours it doesn't get a lunch. So maybe the robot generates more money because it's a less physical toll on the human body which hits the healthcare system differently than a physical human does.

CatMan Sean (45:57.508)

all right.

That's very true. Yeah.

CatMan Sean (46:11.128)

Okay.

CatMan Sean (46:19.128)

So then this is, this is a really thought provoking idea because then don't you think that companies would just like limit the amount of robots because of too much efficiency? You know, like if you, if everybody in a store, let's say there's 50 employees each day, right? If everybody had 50 robots, it would just be too efficient. You know, there would be stock in shelves as soon as you put like pull shit off, you know, like

Yummy Joshua (46:45.038)

Mm-hmm.

CatMan Sean (46:46.478)

they might have to limit that and then you would be losing on robot credits. know, where's the hierarchy?

Yummy Joshua (46:51.674)

Possibly I mean possibly but you but you as the investor in the robot like you have to invest in the robot so in order for you Yeah, like you just got this one fucking robot that just rolls around and just spits oil all over the fucking ground You know, it's a liability, you know Yeah Yeah, like your robot can only put ten hours anywhere my good but 20 because I just got the better Robux, you know

CatMan Sean (46:59.886)

So some robots are janky

CatMan Sean (47:08.238)

There's Sean's robot again. It's fucking beaten off.

CatMan Sean (47:18.786)

Got the better battery or some shit? man. fuck.

Yummy Joshua (47:20.94)

Yeah, exactly. So less physical human toll. know, so I mean, it's just the thoughts, you know, can we just make robots great again to where they just enhance society instead of just remove us and make us feel less human. You know, make them a part of this process.

CatMan Sean (47:39.682)

Yeah, no, I'm with that. I like that idea. That's kind of funny. My robots gonna suck though. My robots just gonna ask for like crack on the side of the street or something.

Yummy Joshua (47:50.71)

Can you imagine your robot bringing your drugs home and shit? Fucking crystal meth, it's just like, thank you robot, you know? Yeah, there's still more to come on that robot, but I think we could move into a position where robots could enhance, and I think they could.

CatMan Sean (47:57.991)

Shit, that's Thank you robot and another good job. Good job, buddy

Yummy Joshua (48:11.768)

benefit us as long as they, you know, provided some kind of credit or some bullshit. You know what I mean?

CatMan Sean (48:13.07)

We're gonna, yeah. We're, you know, this is, we're gonna have to have a robot episode specifically, just so we can talk about some of these weird ass robot ideas that we have here. But let's move on to something that robots need, which is AI love at first sight. What do you got, buddy? What do you got with this AI love?

Yummy Joshua (48:23.802)

you

Yummy Joshua (48:28.852)

Yeah

Yummy Joshua (48:33.452)

Alright, so to wrap it up, AI love, right? Like, I think a lot of us genuinely just need a little bit more love in life. And this could segue off the robot that you just paid money for. You know, you're paying for the $10 robot, so it's clearly you didn't pay enough money for it to jerk you off. It doesn't have that feature. So you gotta pay more. You gotta pay, yeah, yeah. It's got some titanium hands, it's gonna rip your dick right off. You know what I'm saying? You gotta pay a little bit more for this shit.

CatMan Sean (48:41.55)

Hmm?

CatMan Sean (48:52.172)

Yeah, it doesn't have the slow stroke feature.

You

You

Yummy Joshua (49:02.618)

If you want the real sensual robot Yeah Yeah, so I guess what I'm getting at is like is it possible to truly fall in love With something that doesn't have at as far as we know it a soul You know what like it doesn't have a warmth to it. There's no blood circulating through it

CatMan Sean (49:07.168)

It whispers in your ear as it tugs on you. You know, it's nice.

CatMan Sean (49:23.266)

Yes. Yes.

CatMan Sean (49:29.358)

Joshua, we just had an episode on Valentine's Day where we talked about our cartoon crushes. For those of you who missed that, go ahead and watch the Valentine's Day special and you'll see that one at the very end there. But Joshua, those are cartoons. They're pretty much AI, you know? They don't really exist, but they exist in like your form of mind. So yes, you can fall in love with something without flesh and blood.

Yummy Joshua (49:31.428)

Can you fall in love with this?

CatMan Sean (49:57.58)

You know what I mean? Like this is possible. So yeah, I think you definitely can fall in love with an AI. So.

Yummy Joshua (50:05.694)

So you think you could be captured by AI love? think that's something that could really like, would you need VR though? Like how immersed would you need to get into a, how would it have to touch you for you to really fall in love with it?

CatMan Sean (50:08.611)

Yes.

CatMan Sean (50:12.108)

yeah. I don't care.

CatMan Sean (50:17.335)

I

CatMan Sean (50:21.718)

It would have to be through VR and one of those banana cleaners. You know, you've seen the things. Amazon has some banana cleaner. Look it up. I need two of those things and I'm set, buddy. I'm set. So that's as much as I need to fall in love with an AI.

Yummy Joshua (50:27.929)

Christ.

Yummy Joshua (50:35.666)

Hey, hey, how about this, you know, you're saying that right like I have this I have this thought right here So I have this this PlayStation controller I game, you know getting addicted to games So could imagine this controller right here with underneath it right underneath it. Just this thing just sucking you off You know what? I mean, you have these toggle switches right here. Just totally blowing you off. You know what I mean? Just Yeah, exactly

CatMan Sean (50:42.584)

Yeah? Yeah? Yeah, yes. Yeah?

CatMan Sean (50:53.678)

What is this episode? These are the late night episodes. This is this is what Joshua says when it gets weird we get weird But by the way, if you want to patent that go on and do that. We have it here on podcast now We can patent that. Thank you. Sorry for the delay for patenting the the blowjob controller

Yummy Joshua (51:02.35)

Yeah. Yep.

Yummy Joshua (51:08.154)

You

Yummy Joshua (51:12.25)

Yeah, look at me. I literally you could just put a blow of suck me off right here a tube right on the bottom of this You got your little talk you like your toggles you could totally just go hard with the freaking suction on that thing as you're being dominated in Call of Duty just Just blow you and just as you die just pinches the tip a little bit just

CatMan Sean (51:19.2)

A little banana cleaner. Yeah, banana cleaner.

CatMan Sean (51:29.55)

Jesus Christ.

CatMan Sean (51:39.374)

Just that little feedback, haptic feedback, know, love it. I mean, Joshua, the question stands for you. Can you fall in love with an AI being, I guess?

Yummy Joshua (51:41.646)

to wake you up. Yeah.

Yummy Joshua (51:49.176)

No, I don't think I can man. I don't think I can I think I'm I think I'm I'm old enough where I still write letters and don't rely on email You know what? I mean? I got a little bit old love left inside me. You know what I mean? I'm still lighting a candle without scent, you know, like words of assent to this bitch, know, it's just a candle All right asshole. It doesn't need to smell like butterscotch What the fuck

CatMan Sean (51:58.67)

Yeah, pigeons. Gotcha.

CatMan Sean (52:14.542)

fucking funny. shit. Okay. I mean, hang on. Wait, wait, the circle back. Just real quick to circle back to your make robots great again. If we could make a robot that gave you the same feeling right now that your significant other gives you would then suggest maybe you could do it. You know,

Yummy Joshua (52:16.122)

So I mean, I mean, yeah, dude, like I I'm old school like I'll get on a typewriter I'll type some shit, you know what I mean? I don't need

Yummy Joshua (52:38.294)

I know I don't think so man because I'm I'm still I still I'm so in tune with the physical like knowing that there's blood and your heart's pumping and just there's a There's a real emotion. It's not a pre-programmed AI like cuz all it's doing is feeding off of you. It's reading your pupil dilation It's it's getting a sweat off your body Like it's just reacting to you instead of a physical person like have you ever just not been attracted to somebody?

CatMan Sean (52:40.792)

Really? Okay.

Yummy Joshua (53:07.172)

That's, that's, mean, you want to know if that AI really fucking likes the way you smell. So you could, mean, I want the AI to tell me to fuck off if I'm not cute. You know what I'm saying? Like I just, I want to know.

CatMan Sean (53:13.718)

Okay, all right.

Yeah, but we could make the AI so great that it could do that for you, buddy. It could, it could simulate flesh and blood in like the most realistic way. You know, this is what I'm talking about. When I say, when we say make robots great again, we got to make them simulate the actual human body, you know?

Yummy Joshua (53:37.668)

So what I would do is I would, you remember those pickup lines again, we talked about the Valentine's episode. Like, yeah, yeah, yeah. Like I would want to program this AI, you know, entity to where like, if I hit the right lines, would slowly like the green bar would slowly get closer and closer for me to be able to fuck it. Yeah. Like I'm getting closer to being able to penetration. You know what I'm saying? Like every little.

CatMan Sean (53:41.996)

Yeah, the Sharpie one. Yeah.

CatMan Sean (53:55.118)

Be like a video game

Yummy Joshua (54:03.674)

right thing I do unlocks and every fucked up thing I do it just shuts down even more. know, like knowing like being able to gauge that, you know, but, but again, like you gotta, you gotta program that in, you know, like, so somehow you just that's gotta be programmed in somewhere. Somebody's gotta make it, make it a thing.

CatMan Sean (54:05.538)

Yeah.

CatMan Sean (54:12.046)

Okay, alright, I can see that progress bar, cool.

CatMan Sean (54:21.262)

All right. Well, listen here guys. I'm going to fuck the AI robot and I'm going to enjoy it. Joshua might take a little more time to come around. Just saying. So let's move on buddy. Let's start landing this plane, this AI robot, weird plane that we were on right now. let's do some fun finds. Let's do some fortunes. Let's do some lucky numbers. Let's give the people what they really want. in ending.

Yummy Joshua (54:30.49)

You

Yummy Joshua (54:39.876)

Take us a minute to get there.

Yummy Joshua (54:46.618)

Alright, so I got a cool gift. My girlfriend gets me such cool shit. I mean you kind of are, you know, you're at a distance. You're kind of far away. My girlfriend hooked me up with this really good and I thought it was kind of fitting because we just got hit with the fucking

CatMan Sean (54:52.142)

Sure. I wish I was your girlfriend. I would give you a lot of cool stuff.

CatMan Sean (55:02.306)

Hehehehehe

Yummy Joshua (55:12.89)

Stupid ass, you know, rolling stop. You're gonna get a finer. Let's show up to court and battle this shit out She got me a book. It's called the the ultimate spy

CatMan Sean (55:18.498)

Mm-hmm.

CatMan Sean (55:23.82)

Whoa, look at that. Inside the secret world of espionage. Interesting. Okay.

Yummy Joshua (55:30.862)

Yeah, buddy. Like, and this is the expanded and updated edition. whatever they left out. Yeah. Yeah. So whatever they left out, they put it, they packed it into this one. So it's, actually pretty cool to look at, look through this book and see some of the, the old shit that they used to do, but it really worked in the time of, of, the beginnings of espionage in the spy world. So

CatMan Sean (55:36.283)

so there's been multiple versions of this.

Yummy Joshua (56:00.282)

I still gotta read through it because I'm a big picture guy, which it has lots of pictures. So it's my favorite kind of book. Um, I mean, only thing that would make it better is if like when you opened it, that things just popped up, you know, physically like three D so having that book doesn't, this book doesn't have that. Um, but yeah, dude, I'm super stoked. This is, this is a, a, I guess you could call it a fun, fun or a fun gift. So I'm super excited to go through this and

CatMan Sean (56:03.342)

That's probably why she bought it for you. Because she knows you can't read.

Yummy Joshua (56:26.49)

See what kind of weird old-school spy shit I can pull on people because nobody's looking for it anymore You know what I mean? Everybody's looking for the newest sophisticated shit. Yeah. Yeah, everybody's looking for the new shit like yeah And let's have this pen that pulls out and just fucking blows up or some shit. I don't know a Stinky pen, know fart bomb or some shit. I don't know. Yeah Yeah, like everybody

CatMan Sean (56:32.206)

Josh was about to be a spy. Yeah.

CatMan Sean (56:43.33)

him. Stinky, stinky pen. He clicks the thing. It smells like ass for three minutes. He makes a getaway.

Yummy Joshua (56:50.742)

Like everybody backs up at TSA, you know, it's not really to do anything It's just more for fun just to smell like shit and get everybody away from you Yeah Yeah, so that was my fun little fight man, what do you got what do you got going on?

CatMan Sean (56:54.894)

Yeah, you get a shit bubble. That's what it's called. The shit bubble of protection here.

CatMan Sean (57:04.522)

fuck. Yeah. Nice, man. Nice. All right. So this week, just like the song alluded to here, this is my fun find for you. I have another bitty pop. This is of Deadpool and his Chalupa truck. And you can see him spinning. I slowed it down for everybody. I saw the comments. People wanted me to slow it down a little bit. So I slowed down my wheel and you can see it. You can barely see Deadpool over the thing. And I swear to God, he's in there as correctly as it states in the

Yummy Joshua (57:19.866)

That's awesome.

Yeah, it fast.

CatMan Sean (57:33.202)

instructions on there, but to the left of that is K'e'ula, which is the artwork for the week and the song was inspired by this artwork. So this is another artwork and I swear to God, I think I'm pronouncing her name wrong every time I say it, but this is Erica Ray Hines and you can find her on the Instagram at Erica Ray Hines and she does some really cool fucking art.

And I'm trying to go to one of her meets that she's doing here in Seattle and we'll see if I can get some more art. But until then, this might be the last one that you see from her this week. So there you go, buddy. That's my artwork and Funko for the week. Yeah, for sure, So, Joshua, I'm gonna let you have the stage to send us off. And I hope that the story

Yummy Joshua (58:15.354)

Yeah, super cool. Super, super cool. buddy.

Yummy Joshua (58:23.339)

shit, I don't know.

Yummy Joshua (58:28.942)

Yeah, yeah Jesus. No, no, no. I know, I know, I'm sorry. If you made it this far in the last episode, Jesus, like I'm sorry. But I just had to get out that, I had to get that particular thought that was going through my head. had to share that. I don't know why I just had to get that out on this stage. But I guess an ending, you know, we're gonna skip the cookie today, you know, even though I got these, I mean, we got, we can...

CatMan Sean (58:29.738)

or your monologue isn't about children about to be killed.

CatMan Sean (58:53.13)

no, I'm sorry. No, we can do the cookie. We still have a little bit more time. I didn't mean to rush. come. Honestly, I just completely forgot that. That's my short term memory on this one. Yeah, let's get the fucking let's get the fortune and the fun. Fine. Sorry. That's my bad. Go for it.

Yummy Joshua (58:57.54)

You sure you wanna do the cookie?

Yummy Joshua (59:02.234)

No, it's okay.

Yummy Joshua (59:06.746)

But I mean you remember we got we got two to choose from we got the dirty dozen and we got the fortunes against humanity We got two we got to choose from

CatMan Sean (59:15.471)

yeah. yeah. Look at that.

Joshua, you, picked this week. You dealer's choice, my dude.

Yummy Joshua (59:26.104)

Alright, well I think we've doing the Fortunes Against Humanity. Let's get a little silly. Let's go the dirty dozen today. Yeah, let's see here. got my favorite part. As always, you've been watching, Fortune Cookie gets all over my carpet. You know, it's kind of crazy. Yeah, yeah, that sucks. Alright, let's get into the cookie. Alright, this is a one. I actually should be able to read this.

CatMan Sean (59:33.826)

Sounds good. Buss it baby, Buss it.

CatMan Sean (59:38.894)

Every single time. Every time.

Yummy Joshua (59:52.25)

So the fortune, the dirty dozen fortune for this episode, March 4th, episode 75 is your quivering thighs long for just one thing, a space heater in your cubicle.

CatMan Sean (01:00:14.958)

a good one.

Yummy Joshua (01:00:16.378)

Kinda fun, right? Well, a little dirty, a little dirty, but fun at the same time.

CatMan Sean (01:00:18.414)

Yeah, that was nice. That was nice. A little dirty, a little cheeky on that one. I like that one. That wasn't bad. But let me give the people their lucky numbers for the week here. These are your lucky numbers for the week, guys. Feel free to use them for whatever nefarious reasons you would like, or just to have and collect. I don't know. The choice is yours. But they are 3, 5, 8, 15, 16, 32, and 33.

Yummy Joshua (01:00:25.348)

was good.

CatMan Sean (01:00:46.542)

Once again, your lucky numbers are 3, 5, 8, 15, 16, 32, and 33. There you go, buddy. Lucky numbers.

Yummy Joshua (01:00:55.482)

Alright, I really feel like we're gonna get a winner this year. I just have this I mean

CatMan Sean (01:00:59.272)

We will. I mean, I think we probably already have, Joshua. You were a winner in Vegas. So I'm just saying. Yeah. I mean, yeah, we all win. Exactly.

Yummy Joshua (01:01:04.292)

Thank you, thank you, thank you for saying that. Yeah, well we're both winners, man. I win, you win. If you're listening, you're winning. I mean, we're all winners. If you're part of this community, you're freaking, you know, you're winning already. So let's have fun with it. Yeah.

CatMan Sean (01:01:15.046)

Exactly. I'm still working on my vlog, by the way, guys. I'm just taking my sweet time with it. So it'll be out sometime next week. So, but there's that. But Joshua, this is your time to let the people know how you feel and not leave anything off on a sad note. So what do you got?

Yummy Joshua (01:01:22.786)

Yeah. Jesus to not talk about choking. Yeah. gosh. All right. Well, let's just have some fun with it. Okay. You heard me talk about robots. What do you think about it? Would you be down to do this like 50, 50, 60, 40 robot thing? Would you let them work for you? Would you let them, I mean, I'm curious to know if you're down with that new

community or that new humanity would you would you be cool with that but other than that thank you for listening thank you for watching we love the comments and be on looking for the merch because it's coming and I love everybody and happy birthday brother happy other birthday

CatMan Sean (01:02:01.314)

Yes, It's coming.

CatMan Sean (01:02:07.16)

There you go, nice. Alright, I feel better about that one. I don't have to cut anything out or have Mia yell at you. So that's good. That's nice. Hey, just real quick before we end this episode. I've been watching two shows, Joshua. I've been watching two shows recently. The first show is Reacher. I finally started watching that show. I finished season one. Great show. Great show. I'm gonna start season two next week. But I've also been watching a show called Paradise on Hulu. Another surprisingly great show.

Yummy Joshua (01:02:10.938)

I know right Jesus

Yummy Joshua (01:02:24.494)

Good show. Seen it.

CatMan Sean (01:02:35.906)

So if anybody's out there watching it kind of deals with like a, a utopia in a, in a mountain, thanks to a collapse of the earth or some shit like that. But it's, great. Highly recommend. Other than that, like just related to merch is coming out real soon. Sorry for the delayed out live. check it out. Thank you for watching. Thank you for listening. We will see you next week. Joshua, you and me buddy. We're about to have some sushi together in real life.

Yummy Joshua (01:03:05.613)

Yeah, we are. It's coming.

CatMan Sean (01:03:05.752)

So let's fucking get it, bro. Let's get it. All right, guys, we'll talk to you next week. Deuces.

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