Sorry For The Delay | EP.76
Conspiracy Corner
Time Travel Glitch Cover-Up
DST is a Band-Aid for a 1918 time-travel experiment gone wrong. Scientists accidentally fractured the space-time continuum, and now we “spring forward” to hide the rip.
1. The Suspicious Origins of DST
Real Fact: Daylight Saving Time (DST) was first implemented in the U.S. in 1918 via the Standard Time Act, ostensibly to save fuel during World War I by maximizing daylight hours.
Conspiracy Twist: But why 1918? Coincidentally, this was the same year Nikola Tesla allegedly published a lost paper on “temporal harmonics” and the U.S. government began secretly funding experiments in quantum physics. Historians quietly admit that the real push for DST came from a classified project called the Philadelphia Chronology Initiative—a supposed attempt to manipulate time to gain an edge in the war.
2, The Philadelphia Chronology Disaster
The Setup: According to "leaked documents" (conveniently "lost" in a 1920s library fire), scientists in Philadelphia attempted to create a “time bubble” to spy on enemy plans. Using Tesla’s theories and early radio waves, they aimed to “peek” 24 hours into the future.
The Glitch: On March 31, 1918—days after DST began—the experiment allegedly ripped a microscopic fracture in spacetime, causing a localized “time loop” that trapped a clocktower bell-ringer in a 1-hour repetition of his day for 37 years (he was only freed when DST was temporarily abolished post-WWI).
Cover-Up: To hide the glitch, the government blamed the hour shift on “energy conservation” and gaslit the public into accepting DST as normal.
3. The Evidence: Clocks, Confusion, and Quantum Residue
Fact: Humans are notoriously bad at adjusting to DST. Studies show increased heart attacks, car accidents, and workplace errors during the transition.
Conspiracy Angle: This isn’t just biology—it’s quantum dissonance. Our bodies subconsciously detect the “missing hour” from the 1918 fracture. Ever feel like time “vanishes” in March? That’s the glitch’s residue.
Smoking Gun: In 1997, physicist Dr. Albert Fauxman (a pseudonym, obviously) published a debunked paper in Journal of Temporal Anomalies claiming that atomic clocks near Philadelphia still “stutter” by 1.3 nanoseconds every March. Coincidence?
4. The Whistleblower Testimony: “They Called It Operation Hourglass”
Fake Testimony: In 2004, a Reddit AMA by user u/TimeBandit1918 claimed to be the great-grandson of a lab assistant on the Philadelphia project. He shared “declassified” notes (written in Comic Sans, naturally) stating:
“The fracture couldn’t be closed, only patched. So we sync our clocks to its rhythm. Spring forward, fall back—it’s not a policy. It’s a containment protocol.”*
Supporting “Proof”: The U.S. Naval Observatory (which oversees timekeeping) is located just 120 miles from Philadelphia. Why so close to the “accident” site?
5. Modern Clues: Pop Culture and Corporate Collusion
Back to the Future Nod: The 1918 fracture explains why time-travel movies always use 88 mph, flux capacitors, or clock towers—they’re mocking us with truth!
Corporate Shills: Big Tech benefits from the glitch! Google’s servers adjust for “leap seconds” but stay suspiciously quiet about DST. Meanwhile, Apple’s “Time Zone” settings default to Philadelphia. Open your eyes, sheeple!
6. Why the Cover-Up Continues
Global Complicity: Over 70 countries now use DST, meaning the “glitch” may have gone viral. Time zones are a placebo to keep us from noticing the wobble in reality.
Elite Time Hoarders: The ultra-rich allegedly use the fractured hour for “temporal tax evasion,” stashing wealth in the 60-minute void. (Ever wonder why billionaires never age? They’re stealing minutes.)
Conclusion: Wake Up, Time Sheep!
The government wants you to blame your March grogginess on “circadian rhythms.” But the truth is out there—or rather, out of time. Next time you “spring forward,” remember: you’re not losing sleep. You’re paying reparations for a 106-year-old science oopsie.
🔍 ”But hey, that’s just a theory… A TIME THEORY!” 🕰️💥
Chapters
02:56Late Night Vibes and Drinking Preferences
06:02Booger Talk and Personal Hygiene Gripe
12:02Road Trip Preferences and Experiences
19:10The Joys and Challenges of Road Trips
22:10Conspiracy Corner: Daylight Savings Time
36:16Dreams and Accountability
43:37Understanding the Term 'Unk'
46:59Respect and Age: The Unk Debate
48:04The Value of Unusual Items
49:18Fun Finds: Collectibles and Pop Culture
52:25Art and Collectibles: A Personal Touch
55:14Fortunes and Lucky Numbers: A Fun Twist
Sound Bites
"This is another night episode."
"It's like a little sweet treat."
"I need to ask you a question."
"Nobody's doing that."
"I do not like road trips."
"It's probably not comfortable."
"Dreams are like movies."
"Make that shit come through."
"Are you an unk?"
"I think that's fucked up."
"I think it's kind of fun."
"A hot Cheeto sold for $87,000?"
Transcript
Killer Bee Sean (01:04.664)
Hello and welcome to another episode of Sorry for the Delay. We are your hosts. My name is Sean. This is Joshua and Joshua, this is episode 76, I think. Okay. Wonderful. And just like every episode, my dude, how are you doing this week?
Lover Bee Joshua (01:17.037)
Yes, yep, yeah 76. Yeah, we made it. Yeah
Lover Bee Joshua (01:25.421)
I'm good. The plane is at 30,000 feet right now. TSA let me through. Yeah, yeah, TSA let me through. My baggage did fit above, you know, and it was the proper, there's a proper space. So I'm feeling great and we should let people know this is another night episode. Just in case we throw some shockers or something, you things is kind of like, what the hell did they just say?
Killer Bee Sean (01:29.358)
at 30. We have just taken off.
Killer Bee Sean (01:48.408)
Yes, another night episode. Yes.
Lover Bee Joshua (01:54.851)
Yes, we're recording at night once again.
Killer Bee Sean (01:57.422)
That's when things get crazy. The night episodes always get crazy, especially towards the end. So if you make it to the end, it's like a little gift. You know, it's like a little, like a little sweet treat, I guess you would say, making it to the end of these ones. Yeah, exactly.
Lover Bee Joshua (02:07.887)
It's like a bonus. It's like a whole nother episode, right? It's like a whole nother episode. Once you make it past like minute 45, it's like a whole nother episode. Yeah, it got like right now. What are we like PG 13 or like what is the lowest PG? Like what is it?
Killer Bee Sean (02:14.313)
yeah, yeah. All bets are off, baby. All bets are off.
Mmm, yeah, maybe. Yeah, PG, probably PG. We're not, definitely not G, but definitely probably in the PG-13 range, I would say, for the start of the episodes. But then after you get to, yeah, minute 45, you get more to like the late night Cinemax, you know what I mean? Like, that's it.
Lover Bee Joshua (02:39.023)
Yeah, it kind of turns into like middle, you know, middle is like kind of like soft porn and then towards the end, just like BDSM. It's like full on choking each other, you know, licking each other's feet and shit, you know, like it gets, it gets crazy towards the end. Yeah. Yeah. And then we hit you with some other stuff at the end, you know, maybe we get lucky, but yes, I'm feeling, I'm feeling good, Sean. I, you know, I got enough air, oxygen going to my brain right now, I think. Um, yeah.
Killer Bee Sean (02:47.15)
There you go. Couldn't have said it any better,
Killer Bee Sean (02:56.778)
Fuck that's funny. I'm glad man. I'm me too feeling good. It's great. That's great. I was gonna ask about your co2 levels You know man like so you gotta be careful with those co2 levels man. I make you feel loopy
Lover Bee Joshua (03:08.527)
I haven't checked those in a while. Yeah, you know, I had blood work done. I don't know if the CO2 level shows up in the blood work. Yeah.
Killer Bee Sean (03:14.814)
I don't think it does. But hey, I'm not a doctor. I just play one on TV.
Lover Bee Joshua (03:18.831)
This is true. This is true. Yeah, but Alright, yeah, so like last week I kind of you know, I've been liking these late-night whiskey pods, you know So I'm just I'm sticking with the straight whiskey. I don't know if you could tell last week, but I got another frosty mug right here Yeah, it doesn't it doesn't our little glass what are these called like highball glasses or whatever this thing's called
Killer Bee Sean (03:22.222)
Alright man, hey, what are you drinking? What's in your cup today?
Killer Bee Sean (03:31.327)
Okay, alright. Damn! That's another fucking cold ass mug. Shit.
Killer Bee Sean (03:45.57)
Yeah, I think it's called an apple glass here.
Lover Bee Joshua (03:47.233)
Yeah, so if you noticed last episode there wasn't as much whiskey in this one. So I don't know. I really hope I'm not drinking alcoholic because there just seems to be more whiskey every single week we do this. So that is what's in my cup.
Killer Bee Sean (03:49.868)
Actually, no it's not. It's not. Yeah.
Killer Bee Sean (03:58.872)
You are.
week just gets harder and harder. That's the problem, you know?
Lover Bee Joshua (04:06.543)
Yeah, you know, but it's hard to get to like 100 or all these episodes we're doing like this glass is good It's I'm just gonna have the whole bottle in my hand probably with a straw in it or some shit Yeah, it's just straight. Yeah. I don't know but yeah, I'm sure gonna straight whiskey Sean. What about you? What do you got over there?
Killer Bee Sean (04:14.254)
Yeah, you're just gonna be taking sips just like...
Killer Bee Sean (04:23.246)
Hey, we had a viewer suggestion and I was like, okay, I'm gonna it to the list. So I have the viewer suggestion. It is Happy Dad Hard Seltzer. All right. Never, never have had this before in my entire life. It's gonna be the first time I'm having it, but I am a connoisseur of the seltzers, specifically White Claw. So I have another White Claw here.
Lover Bee Joshua (04:28.404)
All right, we like those. Give me the shakes.
Lover Bee Joshua (04:38.649)
Huh?
Killer Bee Sean (04:52.994)
to do a comparison, you know, a side-by-side comparison. Now I just chose black cherry because that was the most convenient one I could get to do a comparison with, because these Happy Dads come in a 12 pack, and so I didn't want to buy 12 different or four different flavors, so I just ended up getting the one White Claw and the black cherry. So it's not my favorite flavor, but for comparison's sake, I will compare.
So I'm gonna go ahead and open this and hope it doesn't explode on me because I kept it in the freezer for a little bit. No, we're good. We're good everybody. We're good. We're good. yeah, it's like negative degrees in this bad boy. So here we go. This is the first time I'm trying this. So wish me luck. Let's find out. Also, it smells delicious. So I'll give him that. I'll give him that right off the bat.
Lover Bee Joshua (05:20.367)
All right.
Lover Bee Joshua (05:24.921)
Jesus. That's one of their best though, right? It's like the optimal temperature when you put in the freezer for a little bit.
Lover Bee Joshua (05:39.351)
and the can just hit his lips. It was a, that was kind of a baby sip, but maybe enough.
Killer Bee Sean (05:43.614)
interesting. Okay. All right. this has like a really weird, like medicinal taste to it, Joshua. Like if you were to have like, like if you were to have the leaves of a cherry tree and you crush them down and you, you, you swallowed them with maybe some baby aspirin or something like that. that's kind of what this one tastes like.
Lover Bee Joshua (06:01.455)
Jesus Christ
Killer Bee Sean (06:13.538)
I will get back to you on other. I mean, it's not off putting. It's just medicinal, if that makes sense. It just has a weird medicinal quality to it. So, I mean, I'm going to drink it. It's not bad, but definitely not like the the black cherry on the white claw and the black cherry for the white claw. Let me go and give you some tasting notes on that real quick.
Yeah, yeah, sweet, a little bit tangy. Tastes as if you cut open a cherry and we're consuming its flesh. So this one tastes like cherry leaves, which again, maybe not your thing, but it's not bad. So there's that. Cheers, Cheers.
Lover Bee Joshua (06:53.581)
Yeah, I kind of want to, know, if I know we can't do it now, but something strange happened when you your lips on that can. It kind of your lips turned. They look like you were wearing lipstick right after you drank that. I don't know if it's yeah, like I don't know. Like, were you wearing lipstick when you started the episode? Yeah, that maybe the cherries rubbed off on those beautiful lips of yours, but something's different going on with those lips.
Killer Bee Sean (06:58.35)
That's the best.
Killer Bee Sean (07:09.9)
Don't ask, don't tell. Don't ask, don't tell. Don't worry about
Killer Bee Sean (07:18.06)
worry about it. I'm gonna, I'm gonna, actually the more I drink this the more it of grows on me.
Lover Bee Joshua (07:21.679)
growing on you, in you, running right through you.
Killer Bee Sean (07:26.493)
There's something about it. It's not bad. It's unique. It's unique. It's different. It's different. It's really eye-opening here. I mean, can never...
Lover Bee Joshua (07:33.984)
Well, we do different well on the show. And the reason why we do things so differently, Sean, is because last week I brought up a gripe. And this week I have another gripe.
Killer Bee Sean (07:40.462)
Mm-hmm. Yeah.
Yes, you did. Are you you venting again? Do we is this just a beginning segment segment? Just Joshua's vents. All right. All right. Bring it on.
Lover Bee Joshua (07:50.421)
a pet peeve, a gripe, just something that kind of just, you know, bothered me a little bit. And it kind of came up because today is actually wash your nose day, Sean.
Killer Bee Sean (08:05.356)
Wash your nose day. What the hell are you talking about?
Lover Bee Joshua (08:06.957)
Yeah. Yeah. Today is washer nose day. And for those, you know, we didn't, Sean had a little tickle on his nose before we started recording and I was like, this is perfect. Like, like the writing was on the wall. The universe had spoken. Sean's nose already had an issue when we got on. So my issue and the way we're going to celebrate this is I need to ask you a question. And maybe even the people who listen want to get involved because I kind of find this, you know, a little bothersome.
Killer Bee Sean (08:15.18)
Yeah, it's pretty hard.
Killer Bee Sean (08:28.75)
Okay. Sure.
Lover Bee Joshua (08:37.081)
Sean, how do you feel when somebody walks up to you and they just got a fat bugger in their nose?
Killer Bee Sean (08:44.27)
Well Joshua to be fair I am taller than most people so I can I can barely see people's underneath noses You know like their little nose cavity so I don't really see people's boogers as often as you would think so if I could See someone's huge booger he knows I don't know I kind of feel I kind of feel bad like I'd probably be like hey you got something in your nose kind of thing But yeah, I mean that's that's pretty much the gist of it
I mean, what's your gripe with people's noses?
Lover Bee Joshua (09:14.265)
So that, so, because, no, well, I mean, the gripe is, is I've seen many of people like talking to their friends, like I would be the third wheel in this situation. And they're talking to their bestie and their bestie just smiling at them. Like nothing's going wrong. And they got a big old dangler just hanging off that. It's just dangling. It's, it's dried up. It's been there a while. So the fuck they probably like walked, you know, from their car.
You know, to do the fucking mall, you know what I mean? They got far enough for that thing to dry up and sit there and hang off one of the longest hairs coming out of their nose. And people just kind of let that happen. So I guess, guess I just want to say if you have a friend or somebody you see walking around with the booger and you just ha and you happen to point it out to them and they get mad at you. Cause I know people get mad about this shit. Personal hygiene. People get mad, right? I mean, and if you pointed out to them,
Killer Bee Sean (09:55.054)
That's fucked up.
Lover Bee Joshua (10:11.427)
do somebody that service. think it's a kind gesture to let somebody know they have a booger because if I had a booger and if anybody listening had a booger, I promise you I would be the booger police and I would tell you that you got one.
Killer Bee Sean (10:26.062)
Good guy Joshua, always letting you know if you got a booger hanging from the longest nose hair. Appreciate that my dude. Appreciate it.
Lover Bee Joshua (10:31.907)
Yeah, so this is my gripe. You see it the time. Just don't let people walk around with things hanging out the nose. It's kind of mean, It's not cool. Just they're hitting on somebody. Say they're trying to go in for a date or something. They just met somebody. They got a booger. It's not cool.
Killer Bee Sean (10:45.912)
Yeah. I mean, Hey, are you a fan of people eating their boogers? I mean, since we're on the subject of eating, or I mean, subject of boogers, like, have you ever ate your boogers? Like, is that a thing you've ever done?
Lover Bee Joshua (10:50.563)
Jesus.
Lover Bee Joshua (10:57.447)
This is where if we had a third person in this room right now they would have quickly googled the calorie and the benefit to eating your boogers. So chat somebody I don't know put the calorie count on a booger because I have no idea and my fingers do not type that fast.
Killer Bee Sean (11:07.511)
You
Killer Bee Sean (11:13.678)
Nobody's doing that. Nobody's doing that. And if they are, thank you. I appreciate it.
Lover Bee Joshua (11:18.105)
Yeah, so see how we're transitioning into like the PG started nice now we're kind of getting into you know booger talk like we're we're I didn't answer it No, I stopped doing that. You know when I was in kindergarten some shit
Killer Bee Sean (11:22.828)
Also, he avoided the question everybody. He didn't want to answer the question. didn't have you eaten your own boogers.
Killer Bee Sean (11:32.662)
I mean, but did you though? Cause I never ate my boogers. So
Lover Bee Joshua (11:36.207)
I think the flavor of your boogers changed as you get older. So if you're your boogers now as an adult, you're just gross. You're breathing in like concrete and just fucking smog. mean, the quality of your booger is no longer like organic. You know what I mean? It's not something you want to just chew on and just hold on to. It's not a piece of gum. You don't flavor that fucking thing.
Killer Bee Sean (11:55.438)
I mean you could you could argue that boogers are nature's gum, you know? The human gum, you know?
Lover Bee Joshua (12:02.415)
of nature's green gum.
The gift that keeps on giving it just runs you pick one out and you just put another one in You know I Know right? Yeah, right. Yeah wrap up the booger talk man Jesus Yeah, that was that was my little that's the most thing. Yeah. Yeah, so you ready? we should we move on to the to the one of the funnest parts of this podcast?
Killer Bee Sean (12:08.462)
That's freaking gross. Sorry I brought it up.
Anyways, alright buddy, you ready to move on?
Killer Bee Sean (12:25.886)
Let's move on to the chat with us section of the podcast. The real meat and bones, the meat and potatoes of the, of the chat with us world. I don't know what I'm saying. I'm double fisting white claws and fucking seltzers. Don't listen to me. It's late night.
Lover Bee Joshua (12:32.763)
I was like is there a meat and bone scene? you just? Meat and bones? Are you all meat and bones? Where's the potato? It's a sad meal. How man? Sean's hungry. He's got dinner. He's still gotta make dinner. Still gotta make dinner. He's hungry man. Yeah, I do.
Killer Bee Sean (12:50.734)
You're so sad about the potato. I still gotta make dinner. Joshua has a smash burger waiting for him in his little oven over there. What you don't see is Joshua has a little oven right next to him, underneath his computer desk right now, and he has a little smash burger, and it makes me so hungry.
Lover Bee Joshua (13:04.664)
Yeah. Yeah. And this week, if you're curious, because if you heard that little snippet last week, my zipper is up today. Yeah, that's down there.
Killer Bee Sean (13:12.546)
Yes. Yes, it is. He, zipper is up. can confirm when he sat down in his chair, I can confirm. Anyways, buddy, let's see. What are we talking about today? We have road trip time travel. Okay. the next one is who hijacked our sleep. All right. one after that is dangerous dreams. That's curious. All right. And the last one is, you an unk? Okay.
Lover Bee Joshua (13:18.991)
Alright,
Lover Bee Joshua (13:25.806)
Mm-hmm.
Lover Bee Joshua (13:34.851)
Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm.
Lover Bee Joshua (13:40.653)
Yeah, which I got to point out that was a suggested topic from one of our listeners. So we love when people suggest things for us to talk about and then we look for your feedback as always. but yeah, Sean, road trip time travel. I mean, I have to ask right off the bat because we got to give people context for road trips and which one of us loves it and which one of us hates it. So
Killer Bee Sean (13:46.016)
Okay, cool beans. Cool beans.
Killer Bee Sean (13:58.402)
Laura, what you got? What you got, boy?
Lover Bee Joshua (14:09.817)
Sean would you like to go? Would you like? Well, we might have brand new listeners man. They might look at us go which one loves which one will you find in the woods road tripping like literally on mushrooms road tripping. Yeah, road tripping, know, the huffing on smog, you know, sipping on tailpipes, you know, yeah, like which so people might want to know.
Killer Bee Sean (14:10.518)
Is that even a question? Is that even a question?
Killer Bee Sean (14:21.118)
what you find in the woods road trip
Killer Bee Sean (14:27.214)
That's great. That's great. Yeah. Okay. For the record going on record here on episode 67. Oh, sorry. My bad dyslexia. 76 episode 76. Hi, my name is Sean and I do not like road trips. As you can tell in my face and in my voice. This is Joshua. He loves road trips. Absolutely loves them.
Lover Bee Joshua (14:37.232)
and he said it backwards, he said it backwards 76.
Killer Bee Sean (14:56.662)
loves them. So there you go to clarify to all our new listeners. Thank you for listening by the way. I don't know how you found us, but thank you. We appreciate you being here.
Lover Bee Joshua (15:00.815)
Yeah, this guy.
Yeah, so the cure my curious question beyond that and and by looking at your face I would that has nothing to do with you road trip and I mean you have a beautiful face I would think that you just love getting in a car is eating bugs off the windshield and shit like you like you you look like somebody that loves to be either behind the windshield or in the front of it like you look like that person
Killer Bee Sean (15:21.89)
Fuck. I look like I eat bugs.
Killer Bee Sean (15:32.014)
Jesus. Yeah.
Lover Bee Joshua (15:33.915)
So I'm just curious like what is the worst thing cuz I mean I guess I could say this before You tell your side of it We just got back from like a 14 hour road trip helping some of our good friends move which we saw Sean up there as well But Sean unfortunately, I'm sad about he's Sean hasn't made his way down here yet, but some of our good friends did And we had a great time on this road trip hours long. It just just having a great time Can you tell John like?
Killer Bee Sean (15:51.895)
still up here.
Still up here.
Lover Bee Joshua (16:03.663)
What about road trips like just I guess the bullet points why they suck for you
Killer Bee Sean (16:09.614)
The first reason why road trips suck is that they're always too long. Like especially when you're getting to the last point in your destination. Like for example, you were on that 14 hour road trip. But I bet you from the time that it was going to be quote unquote two hours to your destination, it probably felt more like four hours. Like because that end portion of a road trip just sucks, man. It's just time draining because you want to go home or you want to reach your destination.
Lover Bee Joshua (16:16.362)
Too long.
Killer Bee Sean (16:38.636)
and it's just that last little bit holding you back. So that's the first reason. Second reason is people on the road are fucking idiots. Like no matter where you're driving, no matter what state you're in, there's always gonna be an idiot driver or multiple idiot drivers who make you fear for your safety. So that's my second reason. Like I'm all for putting yourself in cool situations, but I'm not for putting yourself in dangerous situations. So there's my second reason.
And I'll give you a third reason, I'll give you a third reason. My ass hurts every single road trip. Like I could not sit down for a long period of time, whether it be on an airplane, whether it be in the driving, like it's just so painful to sit for that long. So there's that also taking a shit. If you got to take a shit on the road, that's just God awful. Like I, God damn man.
Lover Bee Joshua (17:31.522)
Yeah, yeah.
Killer Bee Sean (17:33.698)
the restroom like and then you're adding time. So now you got me going. Now you're adding time to your fucking road trip because now you got to go to the restroom and that fucking sucks because then you're kind of you have to go off the fucking road. Go find a shell. Go find a gas station. Go find a Starbucks. Go where find whatever. Go shit in the woods. And that just adds more time. So then it feels more longer of a road trip. So there you go. Those are your 17 reasons not to take a road trip. Sit down. Fucking sit down on your goddamn couch.
Put a fucking fan on, watch a POV video on YouTube of a road trip someone else is having and just enjoy being home, having a drink, getting a BJ, whatever you want. Like you can do that. You don't have to go out there and experience the world. You don't need to. You don't need to. There's bad people out there. So anyway, that's my rant.
Lover Bee Joshua (18:08.143)
Yeah.
Lover Bee Joshua (18:22.541)
Yeah, I mean I guess I guess because my my memory like listening to you I got lost halfway through it But I just want to walk back two of them Take it a shit on a road trip does kind of suck. I mean if you're somebody that's regular I'm not saying I'm irregular But if you but if you got a blast out that freaking brown hole Consistently, you know in between stops and you got long stretches row where there isn't one
Killer Bee Sean (18:34.978)
Yeah, yeah, yeah it does. Yeah. Yep.
Lover Bee Joshua (18:49.849)
And you got to rely on a bucket like I you know some kind of orange bucket on the side of the freeway because those fucking things are everywhere you know rightly so they are kind of shit you know they yeah but So yeah, that's kind of annoying. That's fucked up and the last one I I can recall hearing was Sean's butt I've seen this man's butt and to get that thing and that and that Prius that he has
Killer Bee Sean (18:59.64)
Mm-hmm.
Killer Bee Sean (19:10.562)
Yeah. Yeah, it hurts.
Mm-hmm.
Lover Bee Joshua (19:15.631)
It's probably not very it's probably not comfortable. He's not on the air ride. He's not a trucker He's not floating on magnetic fucking anti gravity. This feels good It's like a massage on my butthole as I'm going down, you know driver 14 hours like Sean doesn't have that so I get it That's that is that is pretty annoying But here's the reasons why I love road tripping literally road tripping
Killer Bee Sean (19:18.606)
It's not comfortable. No.
Killer Bee Sean (19:24.91)
You
Killer Bee Sean (19:28.462)
Yeah.
Killer Bee Sean (19:38.798)
Okay.
Lover Bee Joshua (19:42.147)
Because I think road trips are a good time, especially if you like the people you're going on road trips with. I think it's a good time to connect, to get to know somebody. the other thing that's really great about long road trips is your exposure to podcasts. Podcasts like these. Things that can just knock off an hour of your time and just like where the hell did an hour go?
Killer Bee Sean (20:03.458)
Yeah, I feel that,
Lover Bee Joshua (20:10.467)
So leading me to like road trip time travel for me when I go 14 hours in a car and I listen to say this podcast or I listen to another podcast when you start rolling these things out it doesn't really feel like you're on the road for 14 hours. It's kind of like a rolling it's like a movie for me like I feel like it's the best way to experience America.
You know going up and down the coast and you get to spend it with friends So I love road trips and it really does for me Sometimes it feels like you're traveling through time because you could be in Washington You know a minute one and then 14 hours later. You're all the way down in the middle of butt crack, California So I I kind of enjoy it think it's fun road trips Maybe one of these days we'll get Sean to go on a road trip as some kind of like torture
Killer Bee Sean (20:37.198)
America.
Killer Bee Sean (20:54.21)
Yeah.
Lover Bee Joshua (21:04.889)
You maybe we do some kind of torture run for Sean for the podcast. It's like tie him up with duct tape and feed him through a straw or some shit. Yeah. That's, that's why we would do it. Cause this, that makes the content. That's all we would do it. I wrote.
Killer Bee Sean (21:05.422)
God Jesus yeah force me I would shit my pants instantly dumb yeah not happening keep your road trips I'm gonna sit down here with my POV and just watch that shit on YouTube so I ain't worried about that
Lover Bee Joshua (21:28.591)
Yeah, that's fun. So if you're worried about road trips, they can feel like the time goes by fast Just find you know a couple voices find something you're really interested in And I think I might talk about it next week. There was a podcast that that we did listen to that kind of you know kind of astonished me in in a couple different ways like After listening to this podcast. I kind of felt like my vocabulary is back in elementary school. There's a whole lot of shit going over my head I had they like
Use a thesaurus and blow up the fucking dictionary and highlight some words and you know, so maybe I'll talk about that one next year. Just just yeah, it's it's kind of interesting stuff you come across. But yeah, that's my whole road trip time trial. John.
Killer Bee Sean (21:57.486)
You
Killer Bee Sean (22:10.062)
Alright, cool beans my dude. Cool beans. I'm glad you made it safely from your road trip. Like, it really cool. So, thank you for making it back home. Man, I'm glad. I'm glad. okay. Fuck you then. We don't want to talk about it now. Alright, let's move on then. Hey.
Lover Bee Joshua (22:17.485)
Yeah, was good. It was great. can talk more about that next week too, but yeah.
Well, I want to get to your topic because Sean Sean Texted me this this is this came, you know, I like when Sean gets organic with things, you know Cuz he's he doesn't he doesn't do anything organic. He doesn't trust grass. He's like fuck. That's not real grass You know doesn't trust shit Yeah, soon your back itches it's more stiff you could scratch that yeah
Killer Bee Sean (22:33.09)
Yeah, I did.
Organic. Never. Not on here. I love fake grass, know, fake grass just feels right, you know, just feels good. baby. Yeah, get that itch. Anyways, this was called Who Hijacked Our Sleep, Joshua. So Daylight Savings Time, I believe just happened, is about to happen. I don't remember what episode, I don't remember what date this is coming out on. So Daylight Savings Time is somewhere.
Lover Bee Joshua (22:56.313)
Mm-hmm.
Killer Bee Sean (23:06.232)
during this month, right? And I wanted to talk about something, Joshua. I gotta take us on over to a little spot I like to call.
Conspiracy Corner. So right off the bat, like to point out that conspiracies can also be called fringe theory, depending on who you talk to. But for right now, I didn't feel like editing the graphic, so it's just conspiracy theory. And Joshua, I want to tell you, I want to tell you, Joshua, I'm going to tell you about the time travel glitch cover up, my dude. Daylight savings time, Joshua, is a bandaid.
Lover Bee Joshua (23:19.023)
I love conspiracy corner. This is this is what it gets good. I need more whiskey
Lover Bee Joshua (23:43.662)
Yeah.
Killer Bee Sean (23:45.208)
for a 1918 time travel experiment gone completely wrong, Joshua. Scientists accidentally fractured the space-time continuum and now we spring forward to hide the rip, Joshua. Have you heard about this theory? Is this making any sense to you?
Lover Bee Joshua (24:02.007)
No, I'm not. No, but you did just add another gray hair to my already existing head of gray hair. So lay it on me. yeah, I want to know about this.
Killer Bee Sean (24:07.438)
You
This is what I'm saying, my dude. This is what I'm saying. So get this buddy, get this. The suspicious origins of daylight savings, right? Daylight savings time was first implemented in the U.S. in 1918 via the standardized time act. It was to save fuel during World War I by maximizing daylight hours. Okay. But Joshua, but, but here's the but.
Why 1918, Joshua? Coincidentally, was the same year Nikola Tesla allegedly published a lost paper on temporal harmonics and the U.S. government began secretly funding experiments into the quantum physics. Historians quietly admit that the real push for daylight savings time came from a classified project called the Philadelphia Chronologically Initiative.
supposed attempt to manipulate time and gain an edge in the war my dude so I know I know it's a big big ask right a big brain theory right big brain theory I know I know so let me talk about this leaked document right so let me talk about the the Philadelphia chronologically this disaster right according to the leaked documents Joshua
Lover Bee Joshua (25:20.845)
Unpack it a little bit. You threw a lot out there. Yeah. Go step by step here.
Killer Bee Sean (25:37.966)
Conveniently lost in a 1920s library fire, scientists in Philadelphia attempted to create a time bubble to spy on enemy plans using Tesla's theories and early radio waves. They aim to peak 24 hours into the future. So here's the glitch, buddy. Here's the glitch. This is what happened. So on March 31st, 1918, days after daylight savings time began,
Lover Bee Joshua (25:47.343)
A time bubble?
Killer Bee Sean (26:07.022)
The experiment allegedly ripped a microscopic fracture in space-time causing a localized time loop. That trapped a clock tower bell ringer in a one hour repetition of his day for 37 years. He was only free Joshua when daylight savings time was temporarily abolished post World War I. I know, I know it's crazy, it's crazy.
But let me go even deeper, buddy. Let me go even deeper, my dude. No, no, we're not. We're not deep enough, Joshua. Mia, put the conspiracy music on for me, please. And thank you. Thank you, Joshua. Here it is. Here's the evidence. OK, clocks, confusion, quantum residue. Here's a fact. Humans are notoriously bad at adjusting to daylight savings time. Studies show.
Lover Bee Joshua (26:37.463)
You're already deep. mean, you're 12 inches deep and how much deeper you need to go. Okay.
Killer Bee Sean (27:02.976)
Increased heart attacks, car accidents, and workplace errors during the transition, Joshua. During the transition, we go, smoking gun, baby, smoking gun. In 1997, physiologist Dr. Albert Faxman published a debunked paper in the Journal of Temporal Anomalies, claiming that the atomic clocks near Philadelphia still stutter by 1.3 nanoseconds every March.
Coincidence Joshua coincidence No, no No coincidences here Joshua. No coincidences here my dude Listen now there was a whistleblower and I'm giving you a lot of facts and a lot of figures and stuff like that There was a whistleblower though, buddy He had a testimony they called it Operation hourglass and here is a here is the testimony here you go, buddy. Here you go. The testimony is a night in
Lover Bee Joshua (27:34.255)
Nano, down to the Nano.
Killer Bee Sean (28:01.262)
2004, a Reddit AMA user by the name Time Bandit1918 claimed to be the greatest, sorry, claimed to be the great grandson of a lab assistant on the Philadelphia project. He shared declassified notes written in comic sans, naturally of course. The fracture could be close, only patched. Couldn't be closed, only patched. So we sync our clocks to its rhythm, spring forward, fall back.
It's not a policy. It's a Condemnment Protocol. A containment protocol. Sorry, excuse me. It's a Condemnment. Yeah, it's a Condemnment Protocol. So Joshua, you got to ask yourself these questions, right? You got to think, think like a conspiracist. Like think like me, buddy. Think like me. Why, buddy? Why? Why do we still, why do we still do this, buddy? We got to wake up, you know? We got to wake up. The government wants you to blame your march-groggyness.
Lover Bee Joshua (28:37.315)
Condemnment.
Lover Bee Joshua (28:47.663)
Okay, all right. Let put my tin foil hat on, okay?
Killer Bee Sean (29:00.256)
on circadian rhythms, but the truth is out there and rather out of time. So next time you spring forward, Joshua, remember you're not losing sleep. You're paying recommendations for a 106 year old scientist. Oopsie. So there's that. That's that's the big, big who hijacked our sleep buddy. It's not just because the farmers, the fucking farmers want more hours for their fucking crops. No, Joshua.
It's because there was a science experiment gone wrong and now we're trapped in this fucking one hour loop. So will we ever get that one hour back? No, Joshua, because this is why the government keeps pushing for people to keep that one hour. There you go. I'm off my soapbox. That's all I got to say about that. Hopefully that wasn't too confusing. Hopefully you could follow me on that. So appreciate that.
Lover Bee Joshua (29:54.797)
No, I mean, I want to dive deeper into this, but I think it's about that time in the episode. We just hit the 30 minute mark. Unless our DJ went somewhere else and we forgot to pay the guy or the AI, you know, well, spin it.
Killer Bee Sean (30:02.316)
Or did we
Killer Bee Sean (30:06.798)
Our DJ is always here, Joshua. Our DJ is here. Mia, thank you for playing the conspiracy music. I appreciate it. But let's jump into the AI song for the week, Joshua. I'm going to go ahead and share my screen with you. Everybody just keep on listening. You know how this goes.
Lover Bee Joshua (30:15.961)
Spin that shit.
Lover Bee Joshua (30:21.699)
Yeah, spin it, you know? Drop the beat.
Killer Bee Sean (30:24.834)
Joshua, this is our AI radio. So if you want to hear the song in its entirety, head on over to Starford.ly.live.ai.radio and you can check this song out. Joshua, this song is called Stolen Hours and it's having to do with my conspiracy about hours being stolen. So, sure.
Lover Bee Joshua (30:47.309)
And before you play this though, gotta say one thing. I've been getting feedback on these songs. And the last one, people were talking about it. just gotta say, people. And they were on board with how that track hit, how it landed, the whole process of it. So great job to whoever built that algorithm. Yeah, positive feedback. Yeah.
Killer Bee Sean (30:58.734)
people.
Killer Bee Sean (31:03.214)
Hmm.
Killer Bee Sean (31:07.892)
positive feedback. Wow. Okay. Interesting.
Lover Bee Joshua (31:12.163)
Yeah, feedback on it. They might even make love to that song is the feedback I got that. You know what I mean? There could be babies being made from these tracks. if you feel like you gotta get closer to a loved one, maybe put one of these songs on. Could create a special moment.
Killer Bee Sean (31:18.85)
Whoa!
Killer Bee Sean (31:32.962)
Well, here you go. Here's your next lovemaking song. It's called Stolen Hours. Fuck it, enjoy.
Lover Bee Joshua (31:36.609)
or not, we'll see. Stolen minute in my case.
Killer Bee Sean (33:49.772)
All right, Joshua, how'd you feel about that one this week?
Lover Bee Joshua (33:51.983)
I like that. was grooving to it. That was good. You know, we're going into spring summer. Yeah, the spring summer that could that can get you, you know, reason to put your shorts on, go outside and, you know, get a tan, some shit. I don't know. I mean, I don't know.
Killer Bee Sean (33:54.368)
It's got a nice little funky vibe to it. Yeah.
Killer Bee Sean (34:03.182)
Dan? yeah, really?
Yeah, I thought that one was fun. I wanted to go with a more like a... Obviously I wanted to keep with my conspiracy theory on the whole fucking government work on that one. Sorry if I went so long-winded on that one. I just wanted to get my point across on that. yeah, I wanted to do something fun with that one.
Lover Bee Joshua (34:10.383)
It's fun. Yeah.
Lover Bee Joshua (34:15.523)
Yeah, that was not conspiracy theory. That wasn't that vibe at all.
Lover Bee Joshua (34:22.391)
No, I'm, I'm, I mean, I'm on board with that, that conspiracy theory, you know, like, cause, cause we've been doing this daylight saving things for a long, long, long time. And I get, you know, in California, weren't they talking about getting rid of the daylight savings?
Killer Bee Sean (34:34.871)
Yes we have.
That's the problem, dude. That's the problem. Like they've all been talking about it. They've all been talking about getting rid of it and blah, blah. Big government, bro. Big, big, big America. Big America.
Lover Bee Joshua (34:42.383)
Who's they? That's the thing is that, Oh, big, big America, big America. Yeah. Yeah. Is that that star that kind of is like hidden on the flag? You know what I mean? That one extra star that you just don't see.
Killer Bee Sean (34:55.294)
Yeah, yeah, it's you that what you don't see. Yeah, exactly is that they have the star around the flag, but they cut the flag out from that star. So, yeah, you don't see that part. But yeah, yeah, it's crop that. Yeah, but anyways, the song Sorry for the delay slash radio. Go check it out in its entirety. Listen to it. I think I said the wrong URL last week, so I apologize. But sorry for the delay. Alive. It's all right there. Just find it. But yeah, I wanted more of like a spring funk song and like
Lover Bee Joshua (35:03.919)
It's like cropped out, that big America star. Jesus.
Lover Bee Joshua (35:18.883)
Yeah, it's nice. That's a good one.
Killer Bee Sean (35:24.814)
It gave me that and I was like, I literally rendered like 13 tracks before getting on. And that was the only one that kind of spoke to me a little bit. That's kind of what I like presenting for you guys is the stuff that presents you.
Lover Bee Joshua (35:33.871)
You don't you don't I mean that wasn't the type of song that'll get you and another person in the backseat To you know Have make something special happen. Yeah, that's what I was saying man. The last song made that you know, maybe through this podcast We were creating families families are getting bigger by the music we play
Killer Bee Sean (35:39.33)
I mean, it has a vibe, you know, it definitely has a vibe. Yeah, definitely.
Killer Bee Sean (35:52.32)
Okay, well, hopefully. Maybe. I mean, yeah, sure. Fuck it, why not? Don't use protection. No, make a family. Send us the pictures. Let us know. Let us know your family has been created.
Lover Bee Joshua (35:53.999)
No? Okay, alright, well, use protection. Forget it. Don't grow your family. Oh, there you go. Jesus, yeah. We are at minute 36. We are getting into the soft porn part of this, as I mentioned earlier.
Killer Bee Sean (36:16.38)
this episode's not gonna be monetized.
Lover Bee Joshua (36:20.463)
is what it is. Let's enjoy it while it lasts.
Killer Bee Sean (36:22.027)
Man, all right, let's move on Joshua. I'm curious on this one dangerous dreams. What is this about you getting shot in your dreams again, or what?
Lover Bee Joshua (36:27.855)
Alright, no, no, no, dangerous dreams, Matt, because I think all of us, I mean, for the most part, I think who we dream, you know, is like the REM sleep. There's all these states of sleep, right? REM is supposed to be the most important one. I think they say REM is the dream state, if I'm not mistaken, which I could be because I'm sometimes not mentally capable of understanding these things. But I think REM sleep is supposed to be the most productive, your dream state and all that. if you so with dreams, right, like
We may have talked about this in the past episode right, but if you happen to commit a crime or Say cheat on a loved one or do or just do something that's out of character in a dream and you just feel the need to wake up and like Tell somebody about it. Like you're just like dude. I got to get this off my chest I just dreamed I was a pig, you know humping an elephant like I got to tell somebody about this shit You know what I mean? Like just like fuck dude
Killer Bee Sean (37:05.046)
Okay, yeah, sure.
Killer Bee Sean (37:26.552)
So that's a visual. Yeah.
Lover Bee Joshua (37:27.021)
I gotta tell somebody about this shit. I'm not into bestiality, but I had this weird fucking dream, dude, and I'm over here like looking at what does a pig, does an elephant mean, what does a snake mean? I'm like, what the fuck? You know?
Killer Bee Sean (37:32.28)
Yeah. Yeah. And you're just concerned because it felt good and you're just like, whoa, I to step back for a second.
Lover Bee Joshua (37:37.987)
Yeah, you woke up warm, you woke up fuzzy, was the best night of your sleep, you were on brand new fucking bed even though you sleeping on a box. It just felt good. So my whole thing with dangerous dreams, if you have a dream that kind of gets a little into the weeds, you do something inappropriate or whatever and you wake up and you tell somebody and they judge you for it, is that kind of fucked up that somebody can hold you accountable, put your name on the whiteboard, give you a mark?
Killer Bee Sean (37:49.582)
Yeah, I get you.
Lover Bee Joshua (38:07.631)
on your fucking review because you had a dream that was like kinda... you know, kinda weird? Yeah. And you tell them about it. And you tell them about it. You know what I mean? Like I was sucking on toes last night in my dream. Like does that make me weird? You know...
Killer Bee Sean (38:12.5)
I mean, yeah, it's kind of fucked up. Yeah, I mean
Yeah, well, I that every week. So, you know, like I think it's more messed up on the person that you're telling his part if they're judging you for your dreams, you know, because then that's somebody you probably don't even want to tell about anything. You should really just cut those people out of your life, to be honest, because I feel like dreams are are very intimate, you know, like they're there. You're there. They're your subconscious, either giving you an answer or
Lover Bee Joshua (38:41.839)
I mean they are. Jeez.
Killer Bee Sean (38:49.324)
kind of downloading from the rest of the day, you know, or just creating something amazing. And so if you share that with somebody and they're not a, they just basically give you shit about it, then fuck those people, you know, fuck those people, get them out of your life, push them away. that's, that's my saying on this.
Lover Bee Joshua (39:07.171)
Yeah, I kind of think the same way like dreams are like movies, you know, they only last so long, you know, there's a beginning there's an end There's the climax. There's like all this shit that happens, but it's again. It's just a movie So you can't get too wound up in like it being the re your reality But it's kind of weird that somebody can judge you like say if you're you know, your loved one woke up your significant other woke up and they're like I had a dream about you cheating on me last night
And then for the rest of the week, they're fucking mad at you. You know, you're eating fucking TV dinners. You don't even have a microwave. So you're eating fucking basically a frozen rock because you can't even heat the shit up. Yeah, like.
Killer Bee Sean (39:44.302)
Yeah, break up with them. Those people you need to break up with them. That's negativity you don't need in your life. Fuck it. If you want their dreams to become a reality, Joshua, then you make their dreams a fucking reality, Joshua. You go out there and you make that dream a reality because you care about them and you want them to make their dreams come
Lover Bee Joshua (39:50.403)
But what if you love them, man? What if you love them you want to share?
Lover Bee Joshua (40:02.127)
So you want it to be truth? Like you want the dream that you're like a snake slithering through fucking the desert, know, fucking a rock. You you want that, you want me to really be dressed up as a snake, a furry and just wiggle through the sand and just go fuck a rock. And then today, guess what I did? What I dreamed about, did. I don't think you'd do that. You don't make your dreams a reality, Come on. That's what you just said. You said that. Make that shit come through. You said that.
Killer Bee Sean (40:20.482)
No, that's not what I'm saying. I'm saying if your significant other, I'm saying if your significant other has a dream and it's you cheating on them in their dream and they're mad at you about it, I'm saying you need to go and make their dream come true and you need to go out there and go cheat because then you're helping them because then you're making their dreams come true. That's what I'm saying. That's what I'm saying. I'm not saying go make your dream come true.
Lover Bee Joshua (40:39.577)
to go cheat.
Lover Bee Joshua (40:45.731)
I mean, what if who?
Killer Bee Sean (40:49.73)
Like you go out there and fuck that snake rock or whatever. Like I'm saying, you go make their dream come true.
Lover Bee Joshua (40:52.847)
No, you are the snake fucking the rock Right, you're gonna retell the story tell the right way But okay, so you're I mean you're on board with like you can't be held accountable like if you have a dream and you share with somebody and you just kind of like
Killer Bee Sean (41:08.654)
No.
You can't be held accountable for what you share with somebody, right? I would say... Sorry. Well, let me finish my statement. You can't be held accountable for what you share with somebody about your dreams, okay? About your dreams. Nothing else, okay?
Lover Bee Joshua (41:15.311)
I think you- no way way way I think we disagree there I think you can be all the catable for that shit Yeah like you can Yeah like come on man Okay, okay, okay, let's clarify Let's clarify what Sean just said You can be a- yes, okay Yeah, yeah
Killer Bee Sean (41:34.894)
You can't be held accountable for that shit bro. That's not gonna hold up in court.
Lover Bee Joshua (41:40.823)
Yeah, you can't be out there doing that. I mean you just got it. Yeah Okay, so for the record you can't okay, okay, so you can be held accountable for what you say. Okay? I want to be clear What's going on here? Okay Context context is everything folks Context rewind the tape if you need to know where that was started and where it went and how we got here
Killer Bee Sean (41:45.166)
I mean that's all I got on that buddy.
Killer Bee Sean (41:56.014)
Yes, but we were talking about dreams here. All right, just putting that out there context God
I can't wait to see the can't wait to see the short on this one Fuck fuck
Lover Bee Joshua (42:10.223)
It's fucking weird.
Yeah, well they're working on as we speak as we do this shorts are coming out There you go, so okay dreams man, I love dreams. I'm glad I can dream because dreams are fucking awesome. So just don't yeah. Shit, yeah Wait, is that co2 that they pump into you? Is that helping your levels of co2?
Killer Bee Sean (42:26.488)
Hey, I'm happy to have my dreams back by the way, thanks to my CPAP machine, which you want to have a button to kill me for the last week. No, it's just fucking air, bro. It's just air from the outside world. You could fart next to my CPAP machine and I'd probably breathe it in. So, you know.
Lover Bee Joshua (42:43.565)
Like you can't can you like oxygen bars in Vegas? Can you like hook a little extra up to that thing and just suck in some you know dandelions or some bullshit?
Killer Bee Sean (42:49.248)
I mean, maybe you could modify it, but you suck in some dandelions. The most, the most fucking egregious flower weed. Some people call them, but sucking that up through, through my little seatbelt. You're crazy. You're crazy, dog. You're crazy. You're crazy.
Lover Bee Joshua (42:57.327)
I know. I know, right?
Lover Bee Joshua (43:10.866)
They're actually no they're nicely I mean this could be a gripe dandelion they're pretty dandelion they're a nice little flower man I Mean, I know they mess with people's Allergies and stuff, but I mean they're cool. They're cool looking thing. You know we dandelions make dandelions great again There you go hashtag 2025 All right, oh yeah, okay
Killer Bee Sean (43:16.863)
They're alright, they're not the fucking best thing.
Killer Bee Sean (43:30.454)
Anyway, it's moving on. Are you an unk? Does that mean?
Lover Bee Joshua (43:37.401)
So this one came to me via via some kind of via a from a listener. So an unk right an unk Sean. Are you an unk? Do know what an unk is? Do you know the definition of an unk?
Killer Bee Sean (43:40.334)
dream.
You
Killer Bee Sean (43:51.042)
Hmm. I don't think I'm old enough to be an unk. I think I'm still at that at that point and in my age where I'm not old enough to be an unk. I think you classify as an unk though, because you are about as old as dirt. So I think I think you are.
Lover Bee Joshua (44:07.887)
So an uncle, okay. Well, like, okay, here's the thing. So you can be a legitimate uncle, which you are. You are a legitimate uncle and I am a legitimate uncle as well. I have nieces and nephews. Like I'm a, I am a legitimate uncle. So do you think it's fair to call somebody an uncle? I know it's slang. I know it's fun. People just doing what they do. You know what I mean? Do you think it's like kind of like
Killer Bee Sean (44:12.642)
Yes, of course, I am, yes.
Killer Bee Sean (44:20.706)
Yeah? Yes.
Killer Bee Sean (44:32.066)
Yeah.
Lover Bee Joshua (44:34.991)
to kind of just call somebody old in the most slang and kind way by calling, you know what I mean? Like you're just kind of softly letting them down like you're too old for me. Like you're an unk, I can't date you. You know what mean? Like it's a soft way of telling somebody you're old.
Killer Bee Sean (44:42.284)
I don't.
Killer Bee Sean (44:47.342)
No, I think that's fucked up. I think I think you call somebody an uncle like that to just be disrespectful even if you say it in like a light-hearted way I Still think it's disrespectful. I think you you're better off just Clearly stating hey, you're just too old like I think that's better than calling me an unc like Yes, some of them some of them sure yeah
Lover Bee Joshua (44:54.638)
shit.
Lover Bee Joshua (45:10.105)
But don't unks like get respect though. Isn't that like like if you're like you like yeah like an unc if you're just like an old guy You're like withered you're broken down. They're like you're just old like doesn't that when you call somebody old doesn't just make you sound broken Like you're fucking you know, whatever your record skipping a beat, you know, like you fucking you're not on track no more. You're just sideways
Killer Bee Sean (45:23.196)
No. At least not to me.
Killer Bee Sean (45:29.312)
Nah, I don't know. See, this is, it comes down to personal preference. Cause for me, if you just called me old, I would be like, yeah, yeah, I'm definitely old. But if you called me an unk, I'd be like, the fuck you trying to say? you trying to go outside? What's up? Like we try to throw down? What's up? You know, like it's, it's different, you know, it's different. So yeah, I think it's disrespectful. I mean, sure.
Lover Bee Joshua (45:39.855)
Shit.
I think I think it looks kind of fun. I mean, I don't know like you're taking it that I mean, I think it's kind of fun There's a lot of slugs all kinds of other shit. They could just call you, you know, but I thought it was in I mean I can dig like if somebody called me unc Like I was like, what's up? I'm like, hey, so blood or whatever. You know, I mean like I would just Like I don't know what to say back, you know for the record Sean cause everybody blood
Killer Bee Sean (45:56.726)
I mean, yeah.
Killer Bee Sean (46:06.668)
I don't know if you would want that. It's so blue.
Lover Bee Joshua (46:13.839)
I just that's why it's in my brain He's already downloaded that shit in my head
Killer Bee Sean (46:14.264)
I mean facts,
I don't think, I personally don't think that you would like people calling you unk. Like I think you would find it offensive after a while. Like I don't know man, I don't know. Like I get where you're coming from with the like, like it could be like a sign of respect and shit, but I don't know. Most of that shit is all derogatory. You know, it's all negative shit. So I don't know.
Lover Bee Joshua (46:41.187)
Like under like it's like an it's like underlying just like kicking you while you're down sort of thing
Killer Bee Sean (46:45.622)
Yeah, the underline, yes, that's the thing, kicking you while you're down kind of shit. So, I mean, if I'm old, just fucking say I'm old. That's enough said. You don't need to call me any other words. Like it'll cut me the same.
Lover Bee Joshua (46:55.926)
I'm old, yeah.
That's true. That's true. mean, most of us just act our age or not our shoe size. What's it saying? Act as old as you feel or whatever. it goes. Yeah.
Killer Bee Sean (47:05.869)
Act as old as you want to be, you know? It's Neverland in my head, so...
Lover Bee Joshua (47:11.727)
Yeah, just don't be creepy and go hang out in playgrounds. Just don't be that weird old person. Yeah. Don't do that. God.
Killer Bee Sean (47:14.85)
Well, that's weird. Yeah. Although they make adult playgrounds, they make adult playgrounds. So I'm not sure where the mentality lies on that one. You know, so it's called Vegas is what it's called.
Lover Bee Joshua (47:23.513)
They do. They do. It's called Florida. They got flamingos. They got upside down pineapples. They got fucking, they got all kinds. They got loofahs hanging out, people's cars and shit called Florida. It's the land of the pervert.
Killer Bee Sean (47:36.546)
Hey, speaking of some weird shit, did you see recently that a hot Cheeto in the shape of Charizard sold for like $86,000 87 $87,000? That's fucking insane to me, dude. Like what the fuck? That's I thought I saw the picture. I saw the picture and I was like, this just feels like an artist created this because the hot Cheeto shape like the shape of a Cheeto is
Lover Bee Joshua (47:43.637)
I did 87 yeah yeah you like somebody put that together though you think that's one of those that use red hot cheeto glue
Lover Bee Joshua (48:04.164)
That's big.
Killer Bee Sean (48:05.334)
is big, right? It's like it's a unique shape, but it can also be mimicked, you know, it can be done if you have a good enough artist. So I think I think it was probably fake, to be honest with you.
Lover Bee Joshua (48:16.035)
I think they need to carbon date that bitch like you do dinosaurs, you know, pull that shit out of the fucking acrylic. Yeah. Carbon date. If that, if that doesn't have the rotten ingredients in it, like all the other hot Cheetos do, I know they fucking just made that shit up. I need that to be carbon dated for $87,000. And if I'm buying that, it's like that fucking banana that somebody sold for half a million. That was a banana on the fucking wall. Yeah. Yeah. It's fucking stupid, man. That's not art. That's just somebody taking a
Killer Bee Sean (48:20.824)
Bring them out, bring them out, bring out the scientists, let's go.
Killer Bee Sean (48:27.916)
Mm-hmm. Yep.
Killer Bee Sean (48:39.278)
on the wall, yeah, with duct tape, yeah. What kind of shit is this? kind of shit?
Lover Bee Joshua (48:45.091)
dump and just selling it as it's something special. It's fucking a dump.
Killer Bee Sean (48:49.696)
us on this podcast. Hey, thank you for listening.
Lover Bee Joshua (48:51.983)
This is hardly a dump. There's a whole lot of nutrients in this podcast.
Killer Bee Sean (48:57.766)
fuck, alright buddy, let's start to land this motherfucking plane. I think the stewardess are back there getting fucking hammered on the fucking burbys that are back there. So, let's do some fun finds. Let's do some fortunes. let's do some lucky numbers. Let's fucking throw all of the kitchen sink at you here on these last few minutes. So Joshua, what do you got this week? What are your fun finds? What are you showing the people?
Lover Bee Joshua (49:04.751)
Probably.
Lover Bee Joshua (49:14.511)
KitchenSync.
Lover Bee Joshua (49:18.863)
All right. So for my fun find, we love fun goes on this podcast. So if this is your first time showing up on episode 76 or 67, like Sean said, whatever the fuck you want to read that number, episode. Yeah. You fucking interpret that could be as whatever you want. so episode 76, I'm dropping a fun one. I'm dropping a good one because this came back with me. This took 14 hours to get here. We went in there before closing time. We went to the fun co headquarters.
Killer Bee Sean (49:29.591)
you want to read it.
Lover Bee Joshua (49:48.377)
to buy this. And it's funny because this one is exclusive and I can prove that because of the sticker that's on the front of this right here. It is Mr. Bigfoot himself with a Funco headquarters exclusive. Right here buddy.
Killer Bee Sean (49:48.707)
yeah buddy, yeah, let's go.
Killer Bee Sean (50:03.502)
shit. There you go. Speaking of fucking conspiracy theories, Bigfoot, the one conspiracy theory that is true. It's a pretty good one. I actually don't even have that one Joshua. Like I need to pick that one up. I mean it's there all the time because it's the Funko exclusive like store one, but I still haven't gotten it. So I got to get that shit. So it's good. It's beautiful.
Lover Bee Joshua (50:13.593)
Yeah, this thing's fucking sick.
Lover Bee Joshua (50:24.409)
So because it's real quick, I gotta ask you, because you're like the fun co like connoisseur, if you need anything rated on, know, when it comes to fun, because hit Sean on the DM, he sent them to him, you know, you might not get them back, but he will rate them for you. Yeah.
Killer Bee Sean (50:33.709)
I'll rate them for you. It'll be like the people who send the cards in like send your Funko's in you may not get it back, but I'll rate it to you. I'll rate it for you on this episode here.
Lover Bee Joshua (50:45.519)
Yeah, we'll totally put it up on on the podcast. We'll show it. Hey, thank you for sending this in. We're going to rate this shit. could be a new segment. Who knows? Send us some shit. But, I'm curious because this box got a little creased. What, what, what do creases do to buck like five.
Killer Bee Sean (50:57.464)
Yeah, devalued.
Devalued instantly instantly you're looking at probably like 15 % 20 % off like depending on the size of the crease Yeah, you're looking closer to 25 30 % depending depending water damage water damage is easy 30 % off so
Lover Bee Joshua (51:08.399)
Yeah.
Lover Bee Joshua (51:16.223)
Jesus fuck it. hate road trips now. Fuck that Fucking crease my box take it all back
Killer Bee Sean (51:19.094)
lol
Hey, I'd like to point out also, you got your cup, you got your Not Your Daddy shot glass. So for anybody who was worried about that, Joshua does have it now. I don't know where he fucking put it, but he's got it. So just saying he forgot it. Now he has it. Not my fault anymore. Not my fault. So.
Lover Bee Joshua (51:33.507)
Yeah.
Lover Bee Joshua (51:37.933)
I have it. It's true. Sean, when we went up there, Sean did give it to me. put it in my hand. I don't know where it's at. He's right. but it did make it down here somewhere. It's got unpacked. I haven't even unpacked yet. Maybe that's maybe we'll talk about, you know, unpacking after a trip. Maybe it's a fucking other thing we talk about, but yeah.
Killer Bee Sean (51:49.368)
nice.
That's probably.
Killer Bee Sean (51:56.238)
also one more thing hey congratulations to the winner of the Universal Monsters figurine thing we we finished that sweepstakes out and the winner is getting their Their prize and as soon as Joshua confirms that they got it will announce who the winner was if they want that we don't have to but hey Congratulations, you won. That's awesome. And we will be having more sweepstakes throughout this year We'll probably do a summertime swoop takes with a little bit of merch going on for that But stay tuned for that. That'll be really fun. So, thank you again
Lover Bee Joshua (52:02.788)
Mm-hmm.
Killer Bee Sean (52:25.882)
But Joshua, let me show you my fun find and the art for the week, if that's okay with you.
Lover Bee Joshua (52:30.031)
Go over, slide over to your... use...
Killer Bee Sean (52:32.236)
Here we go. Joshua, I don't want to say I called it, but let me just say I called it. We got this man, Stephen Curry, some motherfucking help. This is his, his latest Funko drop, by the way. I did not have this one. when Joshua and I went to the Funko store, I saw this there. I was like, this is the one I got to have and I got it. So there you go. This is Stephen Curry. Got him some help. Thank you, Jimmy Buckets. Appreciate that shit. About to win chip number five, baby.
Number five, next to that is the artwork for the week. And you may notice that it's a Christmas theme. And that's mainly because when we got these postcard arts, it was Christmas time. But I figured being all together and being all pretty and stuff like that, it fits well with the Jimmy Buckets and Steph Curry kind of aspect to it. know, everybody's friends and family here. But this is by an artist who just goes by Henry and he's a Seattle local.
Lover Bee Joshua (53:02.873)
There you go.
Killer Bee Sean (53:30.39)
And a lot of his stuff is up on like murals and stuff around the city. So it's really, really cool. So, but there you go. There's your artwork for the week. And thank you for getting Steph some motherfucking help. Appreciate that. Sure. Yeah, buddy.
Lover Bee Joshua (53:42.029)
I gotta say one thing though, you you got, you got called out for the speed of your, the, the, the Torley thing. think Sean's got that thing like kicked up to fucking 12. so next week before, before we even get to this part of it, I'm going to ask Sean to turn, just turn the thing down because I know who Steph Curry is, but the, the way that thing was moving, that could have been Michael Jackson and that fucking thing doing thriller spinning and shit. I don't even know what the fuck that was. Got to that thing down.
Killer Bee Sean (53:48.802)
that's right,
Always. Always.
Killer Bee Sean (54:02.114)
I'm sorry.
Killer Bee Sean (54:11.042)
Here buddy, here, let me, let me, is this better? Do you like how slow it's going now? Does that make you feel good?
Lover Bee Joshua (54:15.023)
Dude, that looks good. Now you've properly respected the curry. You know, you get the profile, the face on.
Killer Bee Sean (54:20.558)
You're right. You're right. Here you go. Here's my Funko for the week. Stephen Curry, thank you for getting him some help. Jimmy Buckets, I appreciate that. And your artwork for the week by an artist named Henry. He's all in Seattle. Here you go, buddy. That make you feel better? man. I keep so here's here's the thing, Joshua. So my little my little stand there. So the little the little spinny thing that he's on.
Lover Bee Joshua (54:33.247)
And in no way shape or form was that the second take. That was not the second take. Totally organic. That just happened naturally.
Lover Bee Joshua (54:49.667)
Yeah, yeah.
Killer Bee Sean (54:50.054)
I have to charge that every time and when I charge it, it forgets what setting it's on. And so when I come onto here, I always forget to turn it down. So it would actually be helpful if you did tell me to turn it down because then I would turn it down. would make it a lot easier. So.
Lover Bee Joshua (54:55.343)
Mmm, got it.
Lover Bee Joshua (55:04.303)
Okay, I'll put it in the clip notes over here. Yeah. Yeah, I'll put it up.
Killer Bee Sean (55:08.236)
There you go. Teamwork makes the dream work, baby. So let's move on. Let's do our fortunes for the week, buddy. What are we doing this week? What do we got?
Lover Bee Joshua (55:14.487)
okay. Fortunes. I think we're still, I mean, I bought these things. We got to get through them, I think last week we did a, was it a boozy? I think the drunken fortune, the boozy fortune.
Killer Bee Sean (55:26.702)
It was a boozy. Yeah, it was a boozy.
Lover Bee Joshua (55:32.185)
Well, you know, let's get a little boozy with it. It's been a whiskey night So let's just let's kind of have a little bit of fun Sean sipping on his white claw and big daddy or grow daddy or happy dad over there
Killer Bee Sean (55:36.302)
Happy dad, happy dad.
which again is still growing on me. don't hate it. It's not bad.
Lover Bee Joshua (55:48.191)
His lips have been getting redder as the podcast had progressed. So if you're just listening to us, slide over to YouTube because you can watch the transition of Sean's lips from whatever color they were in the beginning to the end.
Killer Bee Sean (55:57.502)
or
head on over sorry for the delayed out live and you can see it there too. It's all the same shit. Sorry for the delayed dot live. We pay for that shit. So just go to it.
Lover Bee Joshua (56:02.081)
there you go.
Lover Bee Joshua (56:09.129)
We pay for it Like we pay for it. Yeah, nothing's free man, you know you go to some place and you're like, can I get a straw and they're like, yeah, it's free We just bought a fucking soda. It's not free like fucking nothing's nothing's free no more man the gas to get there. No, it's fucking free All right. Here we go for your Dirty, I mixed it up. It's your dirty fortune for March 11th this episode 67
Killer Bee Sean (56:15.266)
Nothing's free.
Killer Bee Sean (56:20.36)
It's not free. Everything has a cost.
Lover Bee Joshua (56:38.863)
Aha, 76. Yeah, right?
Killer Bee Sean (56:40.014)
Funny man, I wonder what we're talking about on 67 now. I gotta go look that up
Lover Bee Joshua (56:46.027)
All these clowns not enough circuses these two guys found ourselves here. Jesus. All right Here we go, here's your fortune man. All right. this date is past Your valentine's day turns five star after your after your rear ended by your uber driver
Killer Bee Sean (56:54.867)
shit, okay. Yep.
Killer Bee Sean (57:09.122)
Yeah. Okay. I mean, is that like a sex joke? I think that's what that breaks down to.
Lover Bee Joshua (57:13.551)
I think it's supposed to be what it is at this point in the podcast. I think we've hit the hardcore BDSM and your Uber driver just harassed you and just rear-ended you. Yeah, because you didn't give him a tip. He got out and just rammed you. There you go.
Killer Bee Sean (57:24.354)
railed me.
Well, you know, you gotta pay your dues, you know? I don't remember what the saying is. It's like grass, ass, or pass, pay. Fuck, I don't remember how that thing goes. Anyways, Joshua, let me give the lucky numbers out for the week. God. Yes, you did.
Lover Bee Joshua (57:43.119)
I'm listening I'm all ears That's his with some numbers man. Let's win because one of us already won this year. Let's get another winner in 2024 or 25 five fuck Yep All this backwards speaking
Killer Bee Sean (57:54.766)
2025. Yeah, 2025. You're year behind, buddy. Sorry.
Killer Bee Sean (58:02.414)
Oh man, all right, here you go guys. Here are your lucky numbers for the week. Feel free to use them for whatever nefarious reasons you would like. But they are 1, 5, 15, 24, 27, 32, and 37. So once again, your lucky numbers are 1, 5, 15, 24, 27, 32, and 37. Joshua, we're coming to the end of another episode. 76, 76 episodes in the can, my dude. And uh...
I don't know if I'm ready for your monologue.
Lover Bee Joshua (58:33.935)
This is best part of the podcast when I stutter I step on my own tongue I talk about a bunch of broken shit that nobody even hears or cares about it or break people's hearts like this is the part of this This is why you buy the book for this part right here the last part of it This is it
Killer Bee Sean (58:54.35)
All right, my dude, let the people know what's going on this week. Let the people know.
Lover Bee Joshua (58:58.703)
But I'm just gonna keep it simple man, I love all of you guys and Congratulations, like Sean said to the winners of the sweepstake We love the participation I got one of them that I'm personally gonna hand out to somebody that that did that did win which is pretty fucking awesome so if you listen if you watch whatever platform you use we love all of you guys and we love your feedback and
Send us some shit. put it up on the podcast and let Sean review it. We'll see what the fuck he has to say. See if he gets his words right. You know what I mean? You might give a good one. Maybe a whoopee cushion. Sit on that bitch and let that nice butt of yours just, just let it go.
Killer Bee Sean (59:33.004)
Nobody wants my reviews.
No
Killer Bee Sean (59:42.424)
I like it. I like it. I mean, it wasn't as bad as I thought. That was a better one for this week. Appreciate that.
Lover Bee Joshua (59:43.863)
I could be fun. I mean, I even write it down. It wasn't even scripted.
think it's better when it's not scripted, honestly. We never use scripts.
Killer Bee Sean (59:54.126)
Alright buddy, hey, like Joshua said, thank you guys for watching, thank you for listening, we do really appreciate it. Hit that like button, hit that subscribe button, you know, all the typical YouTube shit, check us out on our website, sorry for the delay, live. Yeah, congratulations to the winner of the sweepstakes, again, we're gonna be doing more of that later this year, so it's gonna be really fun. But I think the last thing I have to say, or second to last thing I have to say, I will put the full conspiracy, so you can read all of it, in the description below.
that includes on Spotify, YouTube, and then on the website as well. So can read the full extent of my conspiracy on daylight savings time, because that'll be fun. And Joshua, I think that's all I have for this week. I can't remember anything else, so nothing is sticking out with me. I'll listen to this later and regret everything. So there's that. Buddy, you, me, one road trip, Mickey D's, let's hit those chicken McNuggets and call it a night.
Lover Bee Joshua (01:00:49.103)
Cheers.
Lover Bee Joshua (01:00:52.431)
Cheers, buddy.
Killer Bee Sean (01:00:53.644)
Yeah. All right guys. See you next week. Deuces.
