Sorry For The Delay | EP.78
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Chapters
02:57Late Night Vibes: Drinks and Dishes
06:09Exploring New Flavors: Happy Dads Review
09:03Listener's Pet Peeve: Kitchen Etiquette
14:56National Weed Appreciation Day: OG Snacks and More
17:56Nostalgic Snacks: A Trip Down Memory Lane
23:40Snack Nostalgia and OG Favorites
29:45RIP Soft Drinks and Iconic Beverages
33:56Under the Influence: Go-To Snacks and Drinks
41:02Weird Hills to Die On: Dark Chocolate and Cereal Preferences
46:11Cereal Preferences and Hot Dog Debate
50:21Cannabis Corner: High Thoughts and Questions
59:50Celebrating National Weed Appreciation Day
01:06:01Fun Finds and Fortunes: Wrapping Up the Episode
Sound Bites
"They're full of cum, Joshua."
"Do you remember pop rocks?"
"You're so on purpose"
"I love this shit"
"It's a symphony in your mouth"
"You're a fucking monster"
"You're fucking stupid"
"RIP to dick insider"
"I love grapefruit juice"
"I don't eat that shit"
"Keep it simple, keep it fun!"
"We just hit 50 subscribers!"
"Deuces!"
Transcript
SEAN Pirate Of The Webs (01:35.826)
Hello and welcome to another episode of Sorry for the Delay. This is episode number 78. We are your hosts. name's Sean. This is Joshua. Joshua, as I do every single week. Just kidding, Joshua. Hey, what side is it hanging this week, my dude? I'm curious to know.
Joshua Pirate Of French Fries (02:02.51)
No, my no, I mean mine it always hangs to the left, but you pass it to the left it hangs to the left It just just seems like the left is the proper way to go. I mean, maybe that's a biblical thing I don't know what it is about going left instead of right, but you know, it's going left and it'll continue to go left Hings to the left it all goes left
SEAN Pirate Of The Webs (02:10.716)
to the
Yeah, all right.
SEAN Pirate Of The Webs (02:25.633)
Alright, well... Alright, there you go. I don't even know where to go from that one. Oh, shit, see? So this is what happens when I change up the format, Joshua. You know, things get too weird. By the way, late night episode again. Welcome to the late night pod. Once you get to 45 seconds, 45 minutes, excuse me. We've already passed 45 seconds.
Joshua Pirate Of French Fries (02:31.214)
I know right? It's such a thought-provoking thing right?
Joshua Pirate Of French Fries (02:44.206)
Here we go. Hell yeah.
45 seconds? Yeah, this is going quick.
SEAN Pirate Of The Webs (02:50.994)
It's already gone downhill Please buckle your seat belts everybody the airplane has taken off here we go Joshua Just like every episode what is in your cup this week my dude last fucking seven weeks you've been having nothing but whiskey The people are scared the people want to know if there's anything more inside of your liquor cabinet, so
Joshua Pirate Of French Fries (02:56.942)
Yeah, about to crash right after liftoff here we go
Joshua Pirate Of French Fries (03:14.222)
Well for everybody who wants me to be drinking something different I Did something different today. I added one more ingredient for everybody. I Didn't want to complicate things So I move the good old Jack and Coke everybody. What do know?
SEAN Pirate Of The Webs (03:25.048)
god! Is it coke? Is it coke?
SEAN Pirate Of The Webs (03:33.522)
Who saw that one coming? 1700 weeks in a row. Yeah, there it is. There it is, Jack and Co.
Joshua Pirate Of French Fries (03:40.258)
There you go. Yeah, went from straight whiskey to one extra ingredient, is good old Coca-Cola, everybody. Cheers. I love this shit. Simple. It's good. I mean, come on.
SEAN Pirate Of The Webs (03:44.997)
You
Cheers buddy, cheers. It's, mean, it's a classic standby. You can't go wrong with it. I love it. I mean, I know you love it, but 78 episodes in and he's still drinking the Jack and Cokes boys. Like that's, there you go. That's, that's commitment right there.
Joshua Pirate Of French Fries (03:56.61)
really good.
Yeah
What about you? I Sean Sean you I think you have the most variety like if we go back all the what 78 episodes now like I think you probably have the biggest variety and I don't even know if any of the episodes you've even drinking water I think I've had a couple water episodes
SEAN Pirate Of The Webs (04:09.476)
I try, Yeah.
SEAN Pirate Of The Webs (04:17.786)
I don't think I don't think I've had water episodes granted. Knock on some wood. I really haven't been sick for our filming of this like to the point where I couldn't drink, you know, I know I've been sick for a few episodes, but not like that where I was like, God, I got to drink water because I'm dehydrated kind of thing. there's that. Thank God. Not going to wood. But just for this week, as I alluded to last week, I got some more happy dads, buddy. Let me show you what I got, because there's a lineup next to me and it's going to be.
Joshua Pirate Of French Fries (04:35.944)
Yeah.
SEAN Pirate Of The Webs (04:48.058)
Interesting. So the first thing I'm gonna show you Joshua is gonna be just the back of this can right here This is the back of the can. This is the happy dad. This is not a seltzer This is a hard iced tea Joshua happy dad hard iced tea So I have four of them on the side of me over here I'm just gonna open them We're gonna do a quick run through of what my favorite flavor is and then we're just gonna drink that one all night But this is the original so we're kicking things off with the original
Joshua Pirate Of French Fries (04:48.814)
Okay.
Joshua Pirate Of French Fries (04:56.014)
You
SEAN Pirate Of The Webs (05:17.38)
I don't know what that means, so I'm assuming it's just tea. By the way, these are non-carbonated, so if you don't like carbonation, good. I prefer carbonation, so bad. And they're also caffeine-free, so brewed with real tea, apparently. Let's find out. Here we go. Wow! Smells like tea.
Joshua Pirate Of French Fries (05:35.618)
That's like that's like the best sound to the can first gets popped
SEAN Pirate Of The Webs (05:40.278)
weird. Interesting. It tastes legitimately, Joshua, just like sweetened iced tea. Like a sweet, not overly sweet, but a lingering sweet on the palate. It's actually kind of nice. Kind of like if you put that in like a lemonade, made yourself like a spiked Arnold Palmer. Delicious. Delicious. The next flavor I have, a good old standby, peach. So here we go. Peach.
Again, never had these before in my life. I saved them for the last three weeks. So here we go. Peach, cheers. Let's see. Smells like peach. Smells like a peach ring.
tastes almost exactly like a Lipton peach iced tea. That's exactly what this tastes like. So I like that. Very good. Very good. getting to the last ones. I got some lime. This one is the one I'm looking forward to the most. I'm a citrus kind of person. So lime is hopefully right up my wheelhouse. Let's find out. Ooh, smells like lime.
I said lime, but it's lemon. I confused it with Joshua's story about his lemon and limes. But again, tastes like Lipton lemon iced tea. It's nice. right. And now the last one, Joshua, because this bit's going overly excessively long. Yeah, this is my fourth one. This is blueberry, which I'm kind of curious on. I've never had a blueberry iced tea, which
Joshua Pirate Of French Fries (07:03.105)
Okay.
Joshua Pirate Of French Fries (07:09.592)
So we have four? Holy shit, you got four of those things?
SEAN Pirate Of The Webs (07:20.868)
In itself sounds weird, blueberry who knows smells like blueberry. It smells like. I don't know if you ever had them Joshua, but pancakes have you ever had pancakes? This. Yeah. This smells like a blueberry pancake. It's it's interesting. Alright, OK, OK. So this tastes like a blueberry pancake.
Joshua Pirate Of French Fries (07:26.186)
I love blueberry. I think this
Joshua Pirate Of French Fries (07:32.992)
I love blueberry pancakes are probably by far my best. Yeah. My top pancake.
SEAN Pirate Of The Webs (07:51.218)
Joshua if you are in the mood for a blueberry pancake, I highly recommend happy dad blueberry like that. That's nice. That's that's good honest to God all of these flavors Delicious. I don't know if I have one that stands out more. I do like the blueberry just because it's like Unique it's a unique take on it on a hard tea But I think I'm just gonna go with a standby. I think I'm just gonna go Lemon like I think that's gonna be the one I drink today
Joshua Pirate Of French Fries (08:05.325)
Okay.
SEAN Pirate Of The Webs (08:21.03)
I mean, granted, I'm going to drink all of them, for the one I drink right now, it'll be limit.
Joshua Pirate Of French Fries (08:23.682)
Well, I did I did notice none of those you didn't put any of those on your left and if you anybody was watching the last episode I kind of feel like he was putting that he's putting all the shitty ones on his yeah, so You didn't break him up and
SEAN Pirate Of The Webs (08:29.581)
Oh, on my right. That's right. Sorry. Here you go. Yeah.
I didn't divide them. Yeah. Yeah, you're right. Well, that's because I feel I feel all of them are just equally good. You know, like I don't I don't hate any of them, honestly. So highly recommend if you see this. They're only five percent, which is kind of weak. But if you're if you're not addicted to the sauce like I am, five percent might kick you in the butt after a few of them. So is that. Hmm. Hmm. Yeah, I'm gonna drink all Why not?
Joshua Pirate Of French Fries (08:53.474)
Yeah, I think I mean that's you're gonna take all those are we gonna get a read Jesus
SEAN Pirate Of The Webs (09:03.058)
The way I look at it, Joshua, is I got four of them in front of me. That's only 20%. You know, that's only 20%. You know, that's a bottle of wine. That's how that works, Right? Pretty sure.
Joshua Pirate Of French Fries (09:12.236)
Well, it sounds good to me. Well, now that you have gotten all those drinks wide open, now you get to sit back and listen to not my pet peeve of the week, but a listener's pet peeve of the week. Yeah. So we've said this before. We do encourage everybody to, you know, put it in the comments or contact us directly via DMS or, or whoever you want to hit us up.
SEAN Pirate Of The Webs (09:16.93)
Ugh, I'm done talking now.
SEAN Pirate Of The Webs (09:26.834)
Okay.
Joshua Pirate Of French Fries (09:41.09)
You know, just suggest some stuff. So this pet peeve of the week is brought to you, like I said, by one of our listeners and the pet peeve that was brought to my attention, which Sean, you may or may not agree with this. I kind of do, but it has to do with kitchen etiquette. Okay, so when it comes to kitchen etiquette, the pet peeve is the dishwasher doesn't clean everything.
SEAN Pirate Of The Webs (09:52.818)
Okay, all right, get you an attitude, here we go.
Joshua Pirate Of French Fries (10:08.91)
Do you want me to go into, do want me to break that down a little bit further?
SEAN Pirate Of The Webs (10:09.274)
Mmm.
SEAN Pirate Of The Webs (10:12.892)
Sure, yeah, break it down a little further.
Joshua Pirate Of French Fries (10:14.786)
So, when you put your dishes in the dishwasher, please don't put it in there with a full bowl of oatmeal, or your whole bowl of cereal with your Cheerios, or a tray full of not fully broken down brownies, you know, or half eaten banana, you know, whatever's on your fucking plate, you know, just don't throw that thing in the dishwasher, because...
SEAN Pirate Of The Webs (10:24.356)
Yeah.
Joshua Pirate Of French Fries (10:44.546)
your dishwasher does not clean everything. on top of your dishwasher, not cleaning everything, please do rinse the dishes and don't leave them in the sink piling up.
because it's kind of gross, it's kind of rude, you know, to just leave your dishes in the sink after somebody's like spent all day cleaning the kitchen and then you just go and just throw your dirty dishes in there or you just don't rinse your dishes off and just throw them in the dishwasher. So did you, is this kind of a pet peeve of yours, Sean, or maybe a listener? This is, this is a pet peeve because this kind of is a pet peeve of mine because I know the dishwasher doesn't clean everything. So I'm curious.
SEAN Pirate Of The Webs (11:01.554)
Okay, yeah.
SEAN Pirate Of The Webs (11:21.144)
I mean...
SEAN Pirate Of The Webs (11:28.434)
So will say that I am guilty of leaving dishes in the sink, just mainly out of laziness. guilty of that. Yeah, for sure. I will also say that it does kind of bother me when the dishes don't get cleaned correctly in the dishwasher, but I kind of take that back to my own fault because if I loaded it incorrectly or I didn't rinse most of
Joshua Pirate Of French Fries (11:36.046)
No.
SEAN Pirate Of The Webs (11:58.032)
the stuff off the dishes before I put it in there, then yeah, it obviously it's not the same as somebody hand washing a dish, you know? So I completely understand, but yeah, at the same time, it's my fault for doing that. But I do see, I do see the pet peeve, you know, I see it. I just, this one for me personally isn't one that I find to be that bad. Yeah, not high marks, yeah.
Joshua Pirate Of French Fries (12:05.902)
Hmm.
Joshua Pirate Of French Fries (12:22.028)
Okay, so it's not high marks. All right. Okay So let's just go a little bit further with this a little bit. What if you had five people living in a house? Would you only what do you think of the idea of only putting five forks five dishes? Five cups just five of everything and all color-coding everything so you knew Whose was what and that was the only thing that you had to use ever in the house
Seven people in the house, only seven pieces of dishware. Do you think this is a little extreme?
SEAN Pirate Of The Webs (12:56.164)
Okay. Yeah, yeah, definitely a little extreme on that front. But if you are in a home with seven to five people, and they all don't know each other, then sure, if you all do know each other, then it gets even weirder. Because I feel like you guys just communicate, you know, like, have it be somebody's responsibility every day, or, you know, alternate responsibilities every day.
So I don't know, maybe the color coding thing could work. I don't know, situational, I guess.
Joshua Pirate Of French Fries (13:31.162)
I'm just I'm trying to think of a scenario where like say yours is the green fork and My my red fork was dirty already and I was like man. I don't want to wash that shit You know what? mean, so I grab your green fork and you come home one day and the green fork is in the dish Well, you know, it's sitting in the sink not even washed like I'm just I'm thinking of a scenario like like Exactly Exactly, right Right
SEAN Pirate Of The Webs (13:36.598)
Yeah.
SEAN Pirate Of The Webs (13:40.996)
Mm. Yeah.
SEAN Pirate Of The Webs (13:47.346)
Yeah, mean, yeah, that would just piss me off because you shouldn't be using my forks and spoons because they're mine because I color coded them. Yeah, so that would be yeah, that would be upsetting. But if they're all the same fork colors and like plate colors, then I don't know, man. Fucking shit. Just push your shit away, I guess. Like, sure.
Joshua Pirate Of French Fries (14:08.078)
Alright, well that was brought to you by one of our listeners I thought it was kind of a fun topic because I know just kitchen etiquette can be a thing You know because I I have a hard time even cooking in a kitchen. That's not clean from the beginning So I typically will clean the kitchen before I even start to cook even though I don't do much cooking My girlfriend is amazing. She doesn't most the cooking but like I will clean the kitchen before the cooking begins
It's just a weird thing for me like I clean the space before I actually like use the space if that kind of makes sense
SEAN Pirate Of The Webs (14:43.184)
That makes sense. mean, especially in a kitchen, know, like kitchens should be clean before you even do anything. Like I like granted again, I've been times when I don't clean the kitchen and I will and I will and I will eat the mud of my flap.
Joshua Pirate Of French Fries (14:49.25)
Yeah.
Joshua Pirate Of French Fries (14:55.438)
there's been times he dropped his accent you hear how you went hillbilly on that one it's like there were times when there was a raccoon there was a raccoon I lived in the garbage disposal tails hanging out skin that bitch
SEAN Pirate Of The Webs (15:10.202)
Listen, the bugs just add more nutrients and proteins. That's all I'm saying. I'm not saying anything other than that. Not that I'm lazy or anything like that. I'm just saying cockroaches go well with ranch dipping sauce. That's it. That's all I got. Them's ants. Them's ants. Yeah. Well, anyways, was a nice little rant. Thank you.
Joshua Pirate Of French Fries (15:17.518)
I
Joshua Pirate Of French Fries (15:24.142)
It's like, that's not pepper, them ants. Them ants on your rice taste good, don't they?
Joshua Pirate Of French Fries (15:35.886)
There you go buddy. Yeah. Brought to you by one of the listeners. Thank you for that suggestion. Those are always fun.
SEAN Pirate Of The Webs (15:40.658)
Appreciate that. Yeah. Hit Joshua up in his DMS. Let him know what, what upsets you.
Joshua Pirate Of French Fries (15:44.448)
or good luck finding my DMS. Then them DMS hard to find.
SEAN Pirate Of The Webs (15:50.524)
fuck. All right, buddy, let's move on. Let's head on over to the chat with this section. Let's get into the real meat and bones of the podcast here.
Joshua Pirate Of French Fries (15:58.286)
Alright Sean, well before I hit the button that takes us there, should know today my friend is National Weed Appreciation Day. So we're gonna get into the chat a little bit about what?
SEAN Pirate Of The Webs (16:12.016)
Wait a minute, hang on, today is national weed appreciation? Wouldn't that fall under like April 20th? April 20th? You know?
Joshua Pirate Of French Fries (16:15.896)
today.
Joshua Pirate Of French Fries (16:19.34)
No, sell, you know, the people who dabble in the devil's lettuce, we don't celebrate. come on, man. We just don't, we don't give us one day. We get multiple days. We need, it's, like taking the nap before you need to go to sleep. You know, we need to like pregame this shit.
SEAN Pirate Of The Webs (16:23.718)
Hmm
got it.
SEAN Pirate Of The Webs (16:35.346)
So we're pre-gaming the holiday for next month. Okay, got it. Got it. Okay.
Joshua Pirate Of French Fries (16:37.966)
Yes, yes So it being national we day were pre gaming before the 420 so that's that's what's taking place So today is national weed appreciation day So we're gonna select we're gonna get into some of this stuff and when you're celebrating weed What better topics are there than these right here? Yeah, some of them There's another one in there that that might not fall under that category
SEAN Pirate Of The Webs (16:45.295)
Okay, makes sense.
Okay.
SEAN Pirate Of The Webs (16:58.588)
some of them. All right. So these are the, these are the topics that Joshua is referring to. We have OG snacks, RIP soft drinks. This one's a mind topic. So it's weird hill to die on. And then Joshua's other topic is cannabis corner. Interesting. We're going to get to all of them.
Joshua Pirate Of French Fries (17:12.174)
Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm.
Joshua Pirate Of French Fries (17:17.534)
man, I hope we get there. I hope we get to cannabis corner. Man, if you're with us, I don't know what minute it's going to be. I mean, I don't know. I don't know where we're going to get to cannabis corner, but I'm hope you're with us when we get there.
to Sean? No, you're fine, buddy. I feel like I need to take a sip before we get into OG snacks.
SEAN Pirate Of The Webs (17:30.928)
I mean, I'm with you right now. Sorry, was thinking a sip. I'm with you. I'm with you right now.
Yeah, yeah, go, you take your little sip, Joshua. I'm curious to see what OG snacks are. we talking like, like snack as in like snack foods? Are we talking like OG snacks? Let's see, like, like OG, like original, like burgers from McDonald's kind of snack, like chicken McNuggets? Like what is, what is your OG snack? What is that? What?
Joshua Pirate Of French Fries (17:56.96)
I mean, OG OG can fall under like many categories. One of the OG snacks that can kind of come into play in this one is also seasonal snacks. Seasonal snacks. Moose tracks. I don't, I don't know what, what is a moose track or
SEAN Pirate Of The Webs (18:07.602)
seasonal snacks. You're talking about like moose tracks. You know what moose tracks are? Yeah, like, it's it's like popcorn. It's like popcorn and chocolate mixed together like that. But you won't see it during Christmas time is why I bring it up. Like it's just a seasonal snack. So is that? Oh, well, shit, Joshua, you don't know a lot of things, man. You don't know Irish Irish goodbyes. You don't know leprechauns.
Joshua Pirate Of French Fries (18:21.066)
that's probably why I don't know about that one. I haven't heard of that one. I don't.
We need to do more polling, because I don't know how many people know about Irish goodbyes. Do a lot of people know about that? Anybody listening about that?
SEAN Pirate Of The Webs (18:36.85)
We'll do it this week. We'll put a poll in. Listen, there's a poll. Do you know what an Irish goodbye is? Answer it. in there. Thank you Mia. Appreciate it.
Joshua Pirate Of French Fries (18:41.23)
Please.
Joshua Pirate Of French Fries (18:46.158)
Well seasonal snacks, I mean this could be an OG snack because it's been around for so long Girl Scout cookies, how do you feel about Girl Scout cookies, man?
SEAN Pirate Of The Webs (18:56.4)
Okay. I love girls. Cookies. Yeah, I love Girl Scout cookies. My favorite are, wait, I can't say that word anymore. It's the one with the coconut and chocolate. I don't know what they call them nowadays. Do you know what I'm talking about, Joshua?
Joshua Pirate Of French Fries (19:00.63)
and their cookies.
Joshua Pirate Of French Fries (19:16.756)
I do know what you're talking about, but I don't even know the name of them. I know I like coconut and I eat them, but don't they sell them like a Melo?
SEAN Pirate Of The Webs (19:19.979)
Hang on. Hang on.
Hang on, I'm gonna look it up right now. Mia, if you need to cut this, please cut this.
Joshua Pirate Of French Fries (19:30.318)
Yeah, I don't really remember. It's funny because if you want us to eat a cookie, should give us a name that we can actually remember. How about that Girl Scout Cookies? Just give us a better name. What we can remember. And when I mean us, I mean the stoners, know, the people who smoke. Make it something easy for us to remember. Or just call it cookie.
SEAN Pirate Of The Webs (19:46.3)
Hmm
SEAN Pirate Of The Webs (19:50.894)
Okay, first of all, I looked up the Girl Scout website and it is very hard to navigate through. There is a lot of clutter going on. But Joshua, the cookie that I like is the Carmel Delights. Those are the ones that I enjoy. So, yeah, Carmel Delights. Yeah, right there. That one, right
Joshua Pirate Of French Fries (20:07.604)
delights. You might have to put one those up on the screen because I do not know what a damn caramel delight is because I only know the thin mints. You know it's probably the one and frozen thin mints. Jesus put those things in the freezer smash them up in some some vanilla ice cream or something like that.
SEAN Pirate Of The Webs (20:19.042)
Mm. Mm-mm. Mm-mm.
You know, that kind of well, I don't want to get into a pet peeve here, but the thin mints for me are not good. I do not like thin mints. It just reminds me too much of toothpaste, too much of toothpaste. Now, listen, hear me out folks before you start coming at me in the comments. I mean, you can come to me whenever you want to, but thin mints toothpaste, right? But I like mint ice cream.
Joshua Pirate Of French Fries (20:36.289)
Hot take. This is gonna be a take.
SEAN Pirate Of The Webs (20:54.64)
So I don't know where the breakoff is for that for me, but Thin Mint's for sure. just, don't enjoy them. Like I'm not a big Thin Mint fan. So that's it. It's my hot take.
Joshua Pirate Of French Fries (21:04.738)
Hmm. Yeah, I think the inmates are probably the ones I've had the most of. Out of all of them. All of them, probably.
SEAN Pirate Of The Webs (21:10.32)
Really? Now is that by choice or is that just by like your parents bought a box and it's just there kind of thing?
Joshua Pirate Of French Fries (21:17.164)
I think, think it just became a staple in the cupboard. Like, don't know if they, do all Girl Scout cookies cost the same amount of money? Like maybe because those were the cheapest ones. I want to think just.
SEAN Pirate Of The Webs (21:26.67)
I think they're all the same. I think they're all like five, six bucks now.
Joshua Pirate Of French Fries (21:29.442)
Yeah, I want to think like just because maybe we didn't have a whole lot that that's just the ones we would buy but maybe not.
SEAN Pirate Of The Webs (21:34.45)
Maybe. Maybe. I think that's the only way I've ever eaten a thin mint cookie is that it's been in the pantry and it's my least favorite, so it's the only one that's left. So it's just like a thing of like, you know, the last thing in there, you know, just fuck, I forgot the word for it, but yeah, sure. Yeah. What's the other one?
Joshua Pirate Of French Fries (21:53.07)
It's fine because I can move on to the other one I Don't know I don't know if these are necessarily an og thing. I think there may be like og for me, but Do you remember pop rocks?
SEAN Pirate Of The Webs (22:07.034)
Yeah dude, they still make Pop Rocks. Pop Rocks are delicious. Yeah, you can still get them.
Joshua Pirate Of French Fries (22:08.6)
Do they still make pop rocks? Will you still slam down some pop rocks? you'll. So. So I can't remember doing anything other than just like opening the bag of pop rocks and like pouring them into your mouth. Is there other ways that consume pop rocks? Can you like put them in things and make them like like drinks or can you do? Can you do other things with pop rocks?
SEAN Pirate Of The Webs (22:14.362)
Yes, yeah, of course. Like, yeah, that's delicious.
SEAN Pirate Of The Webs (22:29.454)
Yeah, dude, I've seen them. Yeah, I've seen them in drinks. I've seen them in ice cream. I've seen them added to like, I mean, ice cream and smoothies are kind of like the same thing. But I've seen them as a topping for that. Yeah, you can do pretty much put it on whatever you want. Anything that you want to put candy popping on, you can.
Joshua Pirate Of French Fries (22:49.112)
Hmm. Okay. So you're making suggestions to somebody who may try this. So you're saying I
SEAN Pirate Of The Webs (22:54.362)
Yeah. Put them on your dick. Tell me what happens.
put it inside your vagina. That's fine. That's the experiment, bro.
Joshua Pirate Of French Fries (23:05.586)
Holy shit. Alright, it only took 23 minutes for us to start putting Pop Rocks in our vagina, everybody. Congratulations. You made it this far. You've grown up. Come a long way on this podcast.
SEAN Pirate Of The Webs (23:11.259)
You
SEAN Pirate Of The Webs (23:19.474)
That's all right, me is gonna cut all that don't worry about it
Joshua Pirate Of French Fries (23:22.414)
I she doesn't. hope she doesn't. Well, let's get to one less controversial. How do you remember guacamole Doritos?
SEAN Pirate Of The Webs (23:33.522)
Yeah, they were delicious. Dude, I think they replaced the guacamole one with the salsa verde ones. I fucking slurred that shit. These happy dads at 5 % are getting to me. So much for being a lightweight or a heavyweight here. Hang on, let me repeat that again. I think they got rid of the goddamn guacamole one for the salsa verde one.
Joshua Pirate Of French Fries (23:40.95)
Yeah, you said that correctly for a Hispanic man.
Ver- how do say that again? Ver- Verde? What is it?
Joshua Pirate Of French Fries (24:02.271)
There you go, you say it like that sounds way better. Yeah, just You're so on purpose
SEAN Pirate Of The Webs (24:02.335)
I'm pretty sure that's what happened.
Right? How did it sound even better? I don't know. I don't understand. But yes, Joshua, I have had the guacamole Doritos, which were delicious. So yeah, an OG snack? Sure.
Joshua Pirate Of French Fries (24:16.526)
So those so those will fall under okay, how about I got one more for you? How about that? I'm just picking on Doritos today I guess how about the 3d Doritos. Do you remember those fucking things? Yeah, the puffs. Yeah the 3ds
SEAN Pirate Of The Webs (24:20.978)
Yeah.
SEAN Pirate Of The Webs (24:26.514)
Like the little puffs, like the 3D puff ones. Yeah, yeah, I remember those. I remember they had them in Cool Ranch and the Nacho Cheese one. And I preferred the Cool Ranch ones because the Nacho Cheese ones, like whatever, like I don't think it was the same Nacho Cheese that the original had because like the cheese tasted different. It was just weird. Like, I don't know. Maybe I'm remembering it wrong because I remember everything so well. But you know, my speech.
Joshua Pirate Of French Fries (24:48.814)
Your speech and your mind tonight is good coming together
SEAN Pirate Of The Webs (24:54.332)
my mind. This is what happened. Late night pod, like drinking all day, you know, just getting on here and can't form sentences. man.
Joshua Pirate Of French Fries (25:08.142)
Okay, that's that's what we got for og snacks and if anybody else has some og snacks out there I know there's a lot of snacks right now that are that are kind of going away just because of the ingredients So maybe this time next year we will have snacks from this point this time today That will have now become og snacks because of the ingredients there that are currently being banned and all this shit so I think this list is only gonna get bigger when it comes to snacks
SEAN Pirate Of The Webs (25:34.428)
Joshua before we move on from this topic I real quick because you brought up the whole weed appreciation day I gotta know what is your go-to snack while you are high
Joshua Pirate Of French Fries (25:38.998)
Okay. Yeah, I love this shit.
Joshua Pirate Of French Fries (25:46.894)
Hmm, are under the influence of the devil's lettuce. I, I would say for me, the, the top ones would probably be, a peanut butter and jelly sandwich. That would be one of my, what'd be one of my go-tos. Not a lot of ingredients, but really hit the spot. And to step on that, I would probably put, I would probably throw in some Doritos. You know, got to add it, got to some crunch in there. Yeah. Got to add some crunch.
SEAN Pirate Of The Webs (25:48.858)
or under the influence, yeah, sure, more PC, yeah.
SEAN Pirate Of The Webs (25:59.186)
Really? Okay.
SEAN Pirate Of The Webs (26:04.348)
Yeah, I can see that.
step up.
Okay. What flavor? What flavor? No, what flavor?
Joshua Pirate Of French Fries (26:17.39)
Oh, well it doesn't fucking, when I'm influence man, you can just, you can just throw anything in there man, you can just.
SEAN Pirate Of The Webs (26:22.254)
It doesn't matter. So you're telling me you could have a guacamole Dorito with your PB &J and it would be okay?
Joshua Pirate Of French Fries (26:28.43)
Oh yeah, of course. mean, when the flavors are hitting, man, when the mind and the body and the spirit come together, when it all hits, it's a symphony in your mouth when all of that comes together. It just comes together, man. It's like a nice soup in your mouth and it tastes great. But yeah, that's probably my quick one. And I don't own a microwave. It used to be a quesadilla.
SEAN Pirate Of The Webs (26:39.354)
I'm sorry. Yeah.
SEAN Pirate Of The Webs (26:56.262)
Ooh, microwaved quesadilla. Yeah, it is.
Joshua Pirate Of French Fries (26:58.058)
Yeah, but I don't have a microwave these days, you know, times are tough, you know, electric bills are high, so I had to take the court out. Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, all this is solar powered, man. I got some like I got like a couple thousand hamsters running on fucking wheels on the other side of the wall. Are you generating power for this shit? Yeah.
SEAN Pirate Of The Webs (27:01.01)
So tough says the guy with like three screens in front of him like 16 lights underneath his legs.
SEAN Pirate Of The Webs (27:20.914)
I just thought I'd let the people hear what you had for your snacks.
Joshua Pirate Of French Fries (27:23.96)
Yeah, peanut butter and jelly man, but not the smooth peanut butter and jelly. It's gotta be. It's gotta be the crunchy man texture. Dude, you're going to tell me we're going to have a debate over the smooth versus the chunky.
SEAN Pirate Of The Webs (27:28.788)
you're a crunchy peanut butter guy? you're a fucking sicko, bro. You're a fucking monster. Yes, I am. I am gonna tell you. Lord. That's the question. Fuck the other question. The question this week is are you a smooth peanut butter guy or a crunchy peanut butter gal? You know, like where do you lie? Like Joshua clearly is in the wrong. Any of you fuckers eating crunchy peanut butter.
disturbingly wrong like no no we're good. We're good. Get that out get that out
Joshua Pirate Of French Fries (28:00.108)
No, I think you know what you want to judge me for that I'm about to judge the people that buy those fucking peanut butter and jellies that are mixed in one fucking container if you're the asshole that buys the fucking peanut butter and the jelly in the same fucking container I hate to say the I hate to say the word that starts with the R and ends with the T but you're that motherfucker. You're fucking stupid. Okay, because
SEAN Pirate Of The Webs (28:13.234)
You
Listen, I'm with Joshua on this.
SEAN Pirate Of The Webs (28:23.89)
I am with Joshua 100 % on this. That is the stupidest thing that you can buy. Joshua, I'm glad we agree on that.
Joshua Pirate Of French Fries (28:28.408)
It's disgusting. It's disgusting. don't I you know, I am so against this. I use the extra I use the red spoon and the fucking blue spoon. I'm the asshole that's going to use yours and mine for the peanut butter and the jelly. I'm using two pieces of fucking silverware because I don't mix my peanut butter with my jelly. I keep them independent.
SEAN Pirate Of The Webs (28:48.774)
Joshua, but what about all the single parents out there who have to make PB &Js for their kids' lunches? How easy and convenient of an item to have one thing.
Joshua Pirate Of French Fries (29:00.342)
No, no, I'm sorry. I will buy you here here hit me hit get you know, send me hit me the DM to donate some jelly or some peanut butter. Do you don't buy that shit? That's mixed man. It's got to be so bad for you to to put both of those together the preserve I mean, I don't know just doesn't seem like a good idea
SEAN Pirate Of The Webs (29:17.082)
No, it doesn't. And it just tastes okay, by the way. It just tastes fine. No, I don't buy it. I've had it before, Joshua. I'm not a heathen. You know, I've had these products. They're not good. So there's that.
Joshua Pirate Of French Fries (29:20.602)
you buy that shit?
Joshua Pirate Of French Fries (29:29.346)
I'll probably get roasted because like what's the difference it ends up mashed together in your fucking bread anyways, so it's like Yeah, it's like what a who might have judged somebody like that, but just it just looks weird. Just doesn't seem right
SEAN Pirate Of The Webs (29:33.36)
Right? mean, yeah, good point.
SEAN Pirate Of The Webs (29:40.356)
Man. Anyways, Joshua, let's move on. RIP soft drinks. What do you got?
Joshua Pirate Of French Fries (29:45.622)
Yeah, RIP. Do you got anything for the listeners? Do you got anything for the people on the treadmill? don't? Okay. All right. Get through that first. All right. So, RIP soft drinks. There's a lot of them out there. this is another, I feel like this episode just be like, should be one of those episodes from the viewer because these were also suggested as an RIP.
SEAN Pirate Of The Webs (29:49.456)
I do, but I'm not gonna lay it on it yet. I wanna get through this RIP soft drinks first. Yeah, we'll do that first.
Joshua Pirate Of French Fries (30:10.348)
And what I really wanted to do is I wanted to put like pop-ups on the screen and all that. So maybe Mia can hop out or she doesn't. You guys can go look these up for yourself, but some of these soft drinks you will not be able to get anymore. And it's kind of sad for those of you who grew up on these things, but Sean, do you remember the drink? It's a energy drink. It's the, the Tupac Hundo Racks drink.
SEAN Pirate Of The Webs (30:24.486)
Yeah.
SEAN Pirate Of The Webs (30:33.426)
No, no, not even in the slightest. So yeah, no
Joshua Pirate Of French Fries (30:39.458)
the Tupac Hundo drinks. So if you're listening, I, yes, I want the listeners to go out there and Google the Tupac Hundo racks drink. It was an energy drink had Tupac on the front of it. They got rid of that shit, but that was one mother effing popular drink.
SEAN Pirate Of The Webs (30:41.976)
Now was that while he was alive or after he died? Okay.
SEAN Pirate Of The Webs (31:00.134)
you had it? Yeah?
Joshua Pirate Of French Fries (31:01.166)
Yeah, I was an energy. It was one of the OG is one of the OG soft drinks one of the original OG Like literally it had an OG on the front of the fucking can Tupac was on the front of the fucking can Yeah, so our IP it's a Tupac and our IP to that drink too bad cuz that thing you can no longer get We've gone to your research. That's it. That's it kind of a funny one to go out and get I look for I got another one Sean
SEAN Pirate Of The Webs (31:06.684)
Sorry, jeez.
SEAN Pirate Of The Webs (31:12.978)
Alright, well shit, I stand here corrected.
Joshua Pirate Of French Fries (31:30.914)
Do you remember the good old Henson's energy drink?
SEAN Pirate Of The Webs (31:36.53)
No, no, are all these just energy drinks? that? Okay, yeah. No, no, I don't remember that at all. Yeah, I don't even remember Henson being a brand. Like what, what, what? A soda?
Joshua Pirate Of French Fries (31:36.982)
No you don't. See? Nope. Nope. Nope. I'm saving the best one for last. I'm saving the best one for last. Nope.
Mm-hmm Yeah, this is og man. This is og I think you were still one of those on my left nut that didn't are my third nut that didn't even pop out like that's that's how old this shit is Yeah, yeah, that one's that one's really old So go check that one out too because that is that is another one and all these the reason these kind of come up is because We can't have what we have today without these og drinks
SEAN Pirate Of The Webs (31:54.724)
Yeah, your third night. Yeah, nobody heard that one, but yeah.
Joshua Pirate Of French Fries (32:11.212)
Like we will not we will not have Red Bull. We will not have all these other energy drinks out there without some of these having paved the way for some of this shit. But the final one, Sean, this is the one I think you're going to appreciate the most.
SEAN Pirate Of The Webs (32:19.026)
Good point, good point. Yeah.
Joshua Pirate Of French Fries (32:25.794)
Have you ever heard of the Dick Insider drink?
SEAN Pirate Of The Webs (32:30.31)
the dick in cider drink? No, no, I have not Joshua. Well, explain to me what the dick in cider drink is.
Joshua Pirate Of French Fries (32:36.408)
I encourage you to go ahead and Google dick insider and you show you show me you look long and hard or hard and long for the dick insider drink.
SEAN Pirate Of The Webs (32:41.072)
I don't think I want to.
SEAN Pirate Of The Webs (32:49.426)
Hang on dick and cider drink. All right, here we go. What is this? It it just looks like cider
Joshua Pirate Of French Fries (32:58.754)
Yeah, but it's Dick Insider.
SEAN Pirate Of The Webs (33:01.382)
Yeah, Dick and Cider. Interesting. Okay. I've never even, I've never even seen this.
Joshua Pirate Of French Fries (33:04.206)
You can't get in no more. a clever... Why would you? I mean...
SEAN Pirate Of The Webs (33:10.812)
Huh. All right. I mean, it looks good. I would have tried it.
Joshua Pirate Of French Fries (33:13.932)
Yeah. So RIP.
I bet you would you old dick insider. So RIP to dick insider. You know we don't get enough of that. We should get more but RIP to dick insider. There you go. RIP.
SEAN Pirate Of The Webs (33:19.73)
I love me some dick. Insider.
SEAN Pirate Of The Webs (33:35.13)
Alright, well shit, unfortunately, can't get any of those now, so that's the point really.
Joshua Pirate Of French Fries (33:41.698)
Yeah, done. But again, we wouldn't be where we are today without the OG drinks or the OG snacks.
SEAN Pirate Of The Webs (33:48.752)
true Joshua again I have to ask the question what is your go-to drink while under the influence?
Joshua Pirate Of French Fries (33:56.558)
Oh jeez, what is... I don't know. You know what? I don't know if this is an under the influence thing, but I really love... I'll wake up at like 2 in the fucking morning and I'll get me just a nice glass of grapefruit juice.
Yeah, grapefruit juice.
SEAN Pirate Of The Webs (34:18.274)
Weird. All right. I don't know how to take that. Listen, I love grapefruit juice, but I don't know if I personally could wake up that late and consume a glass of grapefruit juice. Like you're just raw dogging grapefruit juice. Like no, no, no, like anything else added, just grapefruit.
Joshua Pirate Of French Fries (34:29.742)
You
Yeah.
No, just cold, just cold. Popping that in the pulp, then it has a little bit of that pulp in there. You know, just something about the bitterness of the grapefruit. That just hits me. But I will say, it tastes good. I love that shit.
SEAN Pirate Of The Webs (34:42.61)
Yeah.
SEAN Pirate Of The Webs (34:47.045)
Yeah. Do you think, do you think, okay. I mean, I was, mean, do you think that's just like an old person thing? Like, cause every time I see people eating grapefruit, they're like over the age of like 65, you know, they, there's like that one scene where they have a grapefruit and they have like the little spoon, right. And they're like scooping the triangle out and eating it. Like, is that just an old people thing? Just really like, are you, is that that age man?
Joshua Pirate Of French Fries (34:55.81)
No.
Joshua Pirate Of French Fries (35:06.284)
Yeah.
Joshua Pirate Of French Fries (35:10.622)
I don't know man like even when I eat grapefruit like the fruit itself. I just I raw dog it I don't put sugar on that bitch. I just raw I go yeah, I go into it raw I'll peel that I'll pee I will peel a grapefruit and just eat that thing like a like an orange like the slices and all I'll just eat that shit just like that Isn't really good isn't grapefruit really good for you? Is there is there anybody who's like a nutritional? Doctor that listens to us. I think I think I mean I know
SEAN Pirate Of The Webs (35:17.36)
Damn! Fuck.
SEAN Pirate Of The Webs (35:29.234)
Hmm. Hmm.
guess so, but I don't think it's good for your teeth though.
Joshua Pirate Of French Fries (35:39.158)
I teeth are important but I know teeth are more you need them you need them you need them well some people don't actually they're better without them yeah yeah
SEAN Pirate Of The Webs (35:42.922)
teeth are important but that on a shirt
You
Yeah, you can just get fake ones nowadays. So what's the point? All right. Well, I'm glad I asked because that probably opened up a can of worms and someone is going to look at you differently after that. So.
Joshua Pirate Of French Fries (36:03.822)
I love grapefruit. Shit's good. It is really good.
SEAN Pirate Of The Webs (36:08.69)
Man, Joshua, you know what else is good? Fucking AI songs of the week. So this week, Joshua, I wanted to make something that was in theme, I guess. We have the pirate shirt on, or I have the pirate shirt on this week. Boom, little skeleton guy right there. Joshua has it in his background if you're watching. So I wanted to do something a little different. But when I tried, nothing was really hitting. So I kind of went with an old standby. I think it came out okay.
Joshua Pirate Of French Fries (36:11.372)
Bam. Let's go.
SEAN Pirate Of The Webs (36:38.532)
This one Joshua, I want you to put yourself in this mindset. All of us, we're gonna put ourselves into this mindset of a tropical paradise. All right, we are a pirate who's just landed on a beautiful beach, maybe in the Caribbean, maybe in the Bahamas, maybe wherever you want. It's sunny, it's got a cool breeze, right? Just want you to have those island vibes when we listen to this one, okay? So I'm gonna go ahead and share my screen with Joshua and the people watching.
Head on over to SorryForTheDelay.live.ai if you want to listen to the song in its entirety. But Joshua, this song is called Heave Ho Plunder Below. So here you go guys. Right? It sounds fun. 3, 2, 1, here you go.
Joshua Pirate Of French Fries (37:16.718)
I like that, that's sketchy.
SEAN Pirate Of The Webs (39:05.33)
you
SEAN Pirate Of The Webs (39:40.902)
Alright, Joshua, there you go. There's your AI song for the week. How'd you feel?
Joshua Pirate Of French Fries (39:41.757)
Ooh, all right.
Joshua Pirate Of French Fries (39:46.446)
could see that them playing that the next Pirates of the Caribbean movie. They could use that one. Yeah. I could see, I could see them do, know, uh, what's his name? Uh, Jack Sparrow, you know, taking a shower to that one is rub, rub one out behind the curtain. You know, just, yeah, it's, yeah, it's just rub one out, you know, using the loofah in all the right areas. Just.
SEAN Pirate Of The Webs (39:49.938)
Maybe in the credits, you know, like a nice credit song.
SEAN Pirate Of The Webs (39:58.404)
Yeah, good old Johnny Depp. Yeah, for sure. Good old Shower Rub. Good old Shower Rub song. Nice.
SEAN Pirate Of The Webs (40:11.238)
you got to stay clean as a pirate you know just saying yeah it's very true very true yeah I liked it I enjoyed it I mean granted you know some weeks are easier to get some AI songs to sound decent I think that was the only one that sounded okay this week but I like it yeah
Joshua Pirate Of French Fries (40:13.326)
Yeah, I mean, not every pirate's dirty.
Joshua Pirate Of French Fries (40:29.196)
Yeah, no, yourself in the mindset, man. I mean, that's good. You know, there's a place for every song. Look at fucking Happy Birthday. You know what I mean? People are starting playing down their fucking song every day like, yeah, happy birthday, like fucking... It's like whose birthday is it nobody's? I just really like the song. Like, shut the fuck up, you know? Like, you know you don't. You're playing it because there's a reason to, man. There's a song for everything. Yeah.
SEAN Pirate Of The Webs (40:36.658)
you
What are these days? We're gonna make a happy birthday song.
I just love it.
SEAN Pirate Of The Webs (40:52.786)
Yeah, good point. Good point. Awesome, buddy. All right, let's move on. Let's get to weird words. Weird hill to die on. A segment that I introduced last week. So here we go. I got some more weird hills to die on if I can fucking speak today. I got three of them for you, buddy. Three of them. All right. So the first one, Joshua, which hill are you dying on? Here we go. Dark chocolate. Good or not good?
Joshua Pirate Of French Fries (41:02.572)
I like this. I like this.
Joshua Pirate Of French Fries (41:10.892)
You can you got this? All right
Joshua Pirate Of French Fries (41:21.772)
I like it. I love dark chocolate. Yes. The darker the chocolate, the sweeter the berry. Wait, no, the darker, the sweeter the juice. No. Well, however that goes. but yes, I love it. I think there's a whole lot of flavor in dark chocolate. I will, I will savor it. If it's a bar, I'll just put it in my mouth and I'll just let it just dissolve into its very creamiest form.
SEAN Pirate Of The Webs (41:23.676)
Really? You're dark chocolate fan?
SEAN Pirate Of The Webs (41:28.85)
What? No, it's not. Chocolate's don't have juice. No. Sorry, buddy.
SEAN Pirate Of The Webs (41:49.906)
Ew. Yeah. So like, are you are you like the person who's like eating like the 80 % dark chocolate? Is that like what you're doing? Like, is that the kind of Yeah.
Joshua Pirate Of French Fries (41:50.862)
And then just, yeah, I mean, come on.
Joshua Pirate Of French Fries (42:01.194)
No, I'm putting the raw bean in my mouth. You know, I'm just fucking give me the darkest. Give me the darkest bean you have on that tree and I'm chewing on it. You know.
SEAN Pirate Of The Webs (42:12.454)
Yeah, go ahead. You want to continue on that one?
Joshua Pirate Of French Fries (42:16.482)
Well, I'm just, I don't know. Like what percentage does it go up to? Does it go up to a hundred percent? Like that's what saying. Am I grabbing the bean off the tree? Like how, how, how hard does it got to get? You know, our weight is going really bad. Yeah. Dark chocolate because the other stuff is just way too sugary, way too sweet.
SEAN Pirate Of The Webs (42:21.49)
I think it goes like 99 % like cocoa or some shit. Yeah, I mean, yeah, I guess so.
SEAN Pirate Of The Webs (42:31.708)
Christ. All right. So you're dying on the dark chocolate is good Hill. Got it. Okay.
I mean, yeah, I agree with you. I agree with you. I'm not the biggest fan of dark chocolate though. So I'm not dying on that hill. I'm gonna die on the dark chocolate is not good. Like grill me in the comments if you want, but I'd rather have myself some milk chocolate, not white chocolate, because it's not chocolate, but I'd rather have some milk chocolate over dark chocolate. So there's that.
Joshua Pirate Of French Fries (42:41.528)
Way too milky or whatever.
Joshua Pirate Of French Fries (42:59.182)
So what percentage does somebody have to buy you that's acceptable? Like if that's going to show up. think 30. Okay.
SEAN Pirate Of The Webs (43:03.468)
like 38 % dark chocolate that 38 % dark chocolate I'll eat it because it's at that point it's just bitter. So I'll do that. Yeah, there you go. them the beans. So two more, two more, Joshua. These ones are, I don't know, man. Here we go. I'm gonna give you this one first because I feel like this would be less of an argument, but I could be wrong. Joshua milk.
Joshua Pirate Of French Fries (43:11.918)
Get him the 30 and just give me the beans.
Carver they?
Joshua Pirate Of French Fries (43:24.43)
Okay.
Joshua Pirate Of French Fries (43:28.333)
Okay.
SEAN Pirate Of The Webs (43:32.932)
or cereal first? When you're making your cereal, you pour the milk in first or the cereal in first?
Joshua Pirate Of French Fries (43:34.926)
Hmm.
Joshua Pirate Of French Fries (43:38.823)
I have to put the cereal in first because I need, based off of the amount of solids, I know how much liquids to put.
SEAN Pirate Of The Webs (43:47.986)
Okay, all right, we're agreeing on this one, which makes me happy, because I thought you were gonna go the other way, and I was gonna say because you like crunchy peanut butter, you're a psychopath, and now that you're on the same level.
Joshua Pirate Of French Fries (43:57.304)
But, but I gotta throw a butt in there, a real quick butt. When I pour the milk into the bowl, I am very, very strategic and I pour it in like the side of the bowl. I don't pour it all over the top of the cereal because I don't want the top of the cereal to get soggy. Cause I want it to get wet and moist from the bottom up. Like I want it to soak from the bottom up cause I want the top.
SEAN Pirate Of The Webs (44:03.282)
Hmm.
SEAN Pirate Of The Webs (44:25.75)
That's so funny to me. I wanted to soak from the bottom up. Sorry. Yeah.
Joshua Pirate Of French Fries (44:31.79)
Yeah, like
I want the top of my cereal to be soggy. I don't want my top cereal to be soggy, soggy crunch. I want it to be... No, I don't want a soggy top. No, no, no, no, no, no, no. But that's how I do it. That's how I pour it.
SEAN Pirate Of The Webs (44:44.038)
Yeah, you don't want a soggy top. I get you. get you. Yeah. mean, it's I wouldn't say that's weird. I mean, that's just preference. I am a barbarian and I just pour my milk over my cereal. Yeah, I just pour that shit over. Like, I mean, it's going to get it's going to get mixed in either way. So like, what's the point? You know, you don't what do mean? You don't mix it.
Joshua Pirate Of French Fries (44:58.316)
all over the fucking top right? Yeah, yeah, yeah. I see people do that all the time.
Joshua Pirate Of French Fries (45:05.752)
But I don't mix it. don't like I don't fold it over. I don't mix it. I just kind of eat it from the bottom up.
SEAN Pirate Of The Webs (45:12.914)
Wait, so like every like you don't even move the top layer. You're just like you you literally are just like a robot like just picking and scoop
Joshua Pirate Of French Fries (45:16.117)
No, no.
Yes. Yes. Because once cereal gets soggy for me, it grosses me out. A soggy cereal makes it just tastes gross to me.
SEAN Pirate Of The Webs (45:30.394)
Okay, I mean I get that because I think a lot of people don't like soggy cereal. But what kind of cereal are you eating that is just instantaneously becoming soggy?
Joshua Pirate Of French Fries (45:35.235)
Yeah.
Joshua Pirate Of French Fries (45:41.006)
no I don't drink cereal like that. I have to buy like Cheerios or something that keeps like a hard... Like the one that gets soft really quick, I don't fucking eat these. I think they're kind of gross. Is the Flintstones. You know those little fucking... the fucking flakes? It's basically like shards of... of... Yeah. It's like somebody took a rainbow and just fucking cheese grated a bunch of little fucking crystals off of a rainbow and you end up with these slivers of bullshit.
SEAN Pirate Of The Webs (45:52.622)
Fruity Pebbles. Yeah, Fruity Pebbles, Cocoa It's basically fish food for humans.
SEAN Pirate Of The Webs (46:09.078)
You
Joshua Pirate Of French Fries (46:09.804)
and it turns soggy instantly. don't eat that shit.
SEAN Pirate Of The Webs (46:11.922)
I mean, yeah, you you're not wrong. Listen, I'm a big fan of like the Cocoa Pebbles. Like I like that. But he is right. They do get soggy instantaneously. So I feel you. I feel you. So not not weird. Yeah, basically any thin cereal like that just absorbs milk instantly, instantly.
Joshua Pirate Of French Fries (46:21.08)
Frosted flakes too, can sometimes do that but yeah.
Joshua Pirate Of French Fries (46:30.848)
Yeah, terribly designed.
SEAN Pirate Of The Webs (46:33.042)
All right, well, there you go. We're both dying on that same cereal first hill. Not that weird, but all right, cool. Joshua, this is the last one I have for you. Hot dogs, are they tacos or sandwich? Here's my reasoning. Folded bread plus filling equals taco. Does that make sense? Yes or no? Where are we going on that? What do you got? Hot dogs, taco, sandwich?
Joshua Pirate Of French Fries (46:38.476)
Hmm.
Joshua Pirate Of French Fries (46:48.179)
shit.
Joshua Pirate Of French Fries (46:54.954)
Mm-hmm, does, Yeah. I think it's closer to a sandwich than it is a taco.
SEAN Pirate Of The Webs (47:02.266)
Okay, okay. So you're dying on the sandwich hill.
Joshua Pirate Of French Fries (47:04.974)
Cause I've never had a, I've never had a wink, a thick taco, if you know what I mean. all my tacos are pretty thin and, and yeah, but yeah, you know, a hamburger has got some pretty thick lips. I mean, sorry. hot dog has got some pretty thick lips, hair buns, whatever. Sorry. I don't, I can't speak. but yeah.
SEAN Pirate Of The Webs (47:09.874)
Jesus Christ. man.
SEAN Pirate Of The Webs (47:19.6)
Hmm, interesting.
SEAN Pirate Of The Webs (47:28.402)
Jesus Christ. man.
So here's my thinking on a hot dog being a taco. Like a sandwich, granted, not all sandwiches are like open all the way around, right? Like two buns, like one bun, meat, lettuce, whatever, whatever bun, right? I feel like a taco, right, is a folded tortilla, right? There's no bottom, you know, no bottom. So a hot dog is basically just a folded piece of bread with a little bit of meat.
Joshua Pirate Of French Fries (47:44.92)
Mm-hmm.
Joshua Pirate Of French Fries (47:55.118)
Mm-hmm.
SEAN Pirate Of The Webs (48:03.696)
Right? So that's kind of like a taco, you know? Kind of like a taco.
Joshua Pirate Of French Fries (48:06.542)
Yeah, but I mean, but half the time if you go to a real shitty place with a dude, you know, hot dogs that, that, thin little piece of bread splits anyways, and then it turns into like, then it becomes a fucking sandwich. So it's, it's, and once again, if we go back to the soggy concept, once if you put, you know, if you're a person that, that layers in a thick bunch of juice in your bun before you freaking put the wiener in, you know, and you get that crease all wet and then it splits open.
SEAN Pirate Of The Webs (48:15.218)
Then it just becomes a sandwich. Yeah. good point. Good point.
Joshua Pirate Of French Fries (48:35.566)
I mean then it basically becomes, then it becomes a sandwich. Because now you're splitting two right? You took those cheeks and you spread them wide open with that fucking juice and now you got, you know, sandwich basically.
SEAN Pirate Of The Webs (48:47.698)
All right, so now I gotta ask the question, Joshua. Do you prefer boiled hot dogs or grilled hot dogs? Like, where are you falling down on this whole here?
Joshua Pirate Of French Fries (48:49.889)
sandwich.
Joshua Pirate Of French Fries (48:55.022)
that is, that's a hard one because growing up I always had boiled like playing baseball and stuff. They always had that big pot of fuck and it just are steamed or whatever the fuck it was. Yeah. And for me growing up, it was always water was more available and they didn't trust me to run a fucking grill. You know what I mean? Takes you 30 minutes to start a grill with charcoal to eat two hot dogs. You know what I'm saying? So I think, I think growing up it was that way, but there's something about
SEAN Pirate Of The Webs (49:03.354)
Yep, boiled weenies. Yeah, yeah, steamed. Yeah.
SEAN Pirate Of The Webs (49:15.142)
Yeah. Yeah.
Joshua Pirate Of French Fries (49:23.21)
like anything that's barbecue, right? It takes on that flavor, that kind of little bit of char. So time, time willing, I would probably prefer the, the grilled, but I mean, childhood memories and what tastes, you know, what, kind of what I remember is probably in, you know, in some water and just steamed and you know, yummy goodness that way, but it's really hard. could, it's, hard, but I could taste the difference. I'll be honest with like anybody could taste the difference.
SEAN Pirate Of The Webs (49:28.212)
yeah, yeah.
SEAN Pirate Of The Webs (49:51.486)
yeah, anybody can take the different. Yeah, for sure. Yeah, but I'm with you on the grilled hot dog. Like I'd prefer a grilled hot dog over a boiled hot dog, but I will take both. Like I don't, I don't really care, but I would like a grilled hot dog over a boiled one. So there's that. Thank you, Joshua. Thank you for participating in the weird hill to, fuck me, I can't even say it. Weird hill to die on conversation. So there's that. Let me know what you guys care about the most on that one. Joshua, let's take us to our last one.
Joshua Pirate Of French Fries (50:14.158)
That was great.
SEAN Pirate Of The Webs (50:21.01)
cannabis corner buddy, what do you got?
Joshua Pirate Of French Fries (50:23.328)
Alright, well the build up was supposed to be a little bit better. We got through snacks, got through drinks, now we're all fucking high. You know, I even had a suggestion from somebody just to sit here and just smoke the whole episode and I was like, you know what? This is a program for the kids. You know, for the young adults, just kidding. You know, everybody... Yeah. I know, well... No, young adults, but...
SEAN Pirate Of The Webs (50:36.978)
You
SEAN Pirate Of The Webs (50:43.762)
About 45 minutes ago we talked about putting pop rocks on your penis and vagina. I don't know if this is about kids anymore.
Joshua Pirate Of French Fries (50:52.076)
you know what, maybe this is an episode where we, where I could have done that. So if you ever want to see, you know, this guy just send up some smoke signals, I might do that someday, but I just chose not to do that this, this time around. Yeah. Yeah. That's the patron. We're eventually going to get there. but like I said earlier, cannabis corner, you know, now that we're all feeling all toasty and feeling good, a national weed appreciation day,
SEAN Pirate Of The Webs (51:04.55)
That's the Patreon.
SEAN Pirate Of The Webs (51:18.546)
you
Joshua Pirate Of French Fries (51:19.906)
Sean, these are a couple questions that come up when you're under the influence of the devil's lettuce. And just like we were supposed to be put in the seat of a pirate on a ship, you know, selling the open seas. I want you to answer these questions as if you just took a big old, you know, took a bunch of edibles. You're sitting on the couch and me and you were just sitting around talking about demons and fucking shit and whatever else and angels and whatever.
SEAN Pirate Of The Webs (51:31.93)
Yeah
SEAN Pirate Of The Webs (51:42.61)
Sure.
Joshua Pirate Of French Fries (51:48.642)
How comes your mind read the universe? So are you there yet? Did close your eyes? The listeners? Are you okay? Everybody listening, I want you to sit back and just take a big old rip of some good air and just listen to these and just, yeah. And respond in the comments because I want to know from you guys the answers to these questions. So first Sean, the question I have for you.
SEAN Pirate Of The Webs (51:51.324)
sure. Yeah, yeah, my eyes are always closed buddy. So like, let's go.
SEAN Pirate Of The Webs (52:05.139)
maybe some happy dads. Got some happy dads.
Joshua Pirate Of French Fries (52:18.274)
now that we're good and high is who the fuck put the alphabet in alphabetical order.
SEAN Pirate Of The Webs (52:30.898)
I'm gonna say aliens bro. Aliens put it in the order. know, they they're the ones who started it all man. Like I don't know. I just feel it in my soul. My alien soul.
Joshua Pirate Of French Fries (52:33.614)
Yeah
Really?
Joshua Pirate Of French Fries (52:43.351)
Aliens?
Joshua Pirate Of French Fries (52:47.094)
That was deep. That was deep, man. I'm glad you cleared that one up because I've been so high thinking about that all day. And now that you've made it a reality for me. Thank you. All right, Sean, I've been thinking about this one too, man. This, is a question that's running through my mind. Now that I'm high, I got to ask you this question. Sean.
SEAN Pirate Of The Webs (52:49.714)
was deep. It was deep. Yeah.
Yeah, of course.
Yeah, yeah, it's aliens. It's always aliens. Of course.
Sure.
Joshua Pirate Of French Fries (53:12.768)
If two vegans are arguing, is it still considered a beef?
SEAN Pirate Of The Webs (53:22.332)
You know what? Yeah, I'm going to think about that one for a second because vegans, know, vegans on the, on the spiritual level, actually on the, like just as a, on the level, you know, vegans are still human. Human is a type of meat to creatures, right? So I guess realistically humans are made of meat. So yeah, beef it up, baby. Even though you're a vegan.
Joshua Pirate Of French Fries (53:51.242)
You
SEAN Pirate Of The Webs (53:52.722)
You're still made of beef. I mean, not technically, you know, you're still edible. So yeah, still beef.
Joshua Pirate Of French Fries (53:55.672)
You
Joshua Pirate Of French Fries (53:59.406)
It's still a beef. All right, man. Thank you, man, because I've been thinking about that shit. It's been keep me up. Thank you. Thank you. All Let me me let me get another edible real quick. Let me get into this real quick. We're going go deeper because I'm still thinking about.
SEAN Pirate Of The Webs (54:00.927)
Still a beef. Still a beef. You're welcome. You're welcome, bro. You're welcome. Space lizards, bro. Space lizards.
SEAN Pirate Of The Webs (54:15.154)
deeper. Deeper than vegans.
Joshua Pirate Of French Fries (54:19.778)
I got vegan still in my mind right now. I'm still like fuck dude. I'm still thinking about the vegan thing Question 3 Sean can vegetarians eat animal crackers?
SEAN Pirate Of The Webs (54:37.964)
All I know is that you got to free those animals, you know, they shouldn't be locked up in those little box cages So that's what I'm saying, bro I'm saying if you if you if you were true vegan and a vegetarian you free the animals You know, we're all about all about freeing the animals, bro. So I'm gonna say don't eat them freedom
Joshua Pirate Of French Fries (54:58.19)
Okay, cool man. I'm glad you went that way because I was gonna I was gonna start tripping out really hard right there. If you were just gonna be like, it's okay to eat eat animals. It's gonna go deep for me right now. Start your bout hold on. Hold on man. I think my eyes.
SEAN Pirate Of The Webs (55:17.17)
It's okay to eat animals. It's always okay to eat animals, bro. Bro, I eat animals all the time. What the fuck you talking about?
Joshua Pirate Of French Fries (55:26.542)
Okay All let me have another edible real quick. Hold Hold on another one. This one's gonna get deep though We're gonna go wave. We're gonna go wait. We gotta go away. We got yeah, I Just hope I can read this one correctly because now I'm like like 50 grams in of edibles What the fuck it's going on. Yeah, it's it's crazy Yeah, screen is getting blurry. I'm seeing colors
SEAN Pirate Of The Webs (55:37.17)
Deeper than that, huh? Deeper than... Okay.
SEAN Pirate Of The Webs (55:46.886)
Whoa, that's too many. That's too many. That's you're unable to control your body at that point. That's too many.
I'm seeing colors. Well, yes, you should be seeing colors. You're not colorblind.
Joshua Pirate Of French Fries (55:56.846)
All right, let me let me Let me try to let me try to this one. Give me a second here All right If you try to fail but you end up succeeding what which did you actually do?
SEAN Pirate Of The Webs (56:16.73)
Well, you'd still be succeeding because, you know, failure is only...
Joshua Pirate Of French Fries (56:23.534)
Help me, help me, help me, help me. Don't stop. Don't stop me in middle of the trip. Don't stop me in middle of my trip,
SEAN Pirate Of The Webs (56:26.258)
I don't know. I don't know where I was going with it.
SEAN Pirate Of The Webs (56:32.242)
Failure is only a fail if you are unable to succeed. So by succeeding in failure, you are still succeeding at something. So there is no failure without succession. Succeeding? I don't fucking know.
Joshua Pirate Of French Fries (56:46.03)
Ugh.
Joshua Pirate Of French Fries (56:58.99)
I almost I I almost lost it right there. Thank you for bringing me back. I almost I'm shooting boogers out of my nose right now. God damn it. Don't don't do do not come to YouTube. You will see boogers in my nose. God damn it. Don't just listen at this point. Just listen. Just listen. Okay, I got one more. got my last one. Let me get this last one out dude. This one. Okay.
SEAN Pirate Of The Webs (57:02.386)
You
SEAN Pirate Of The Webs (57:07.376)
What even is this bit?
SEAN Pirate Of The Webs (57:21.551)
What else you got? Okay. Alright. Yeah, I'm ready. I'm ready and-
Joshua Pirate Of French Fries (57:28.846)
All right. This is, this is probably we're going full circle here. We got to get a little serious. Maybe not.
What if scientists, philoph... philophysers, those them, those guys, the people who invented philophles, no not them.
SEAN Pirate Of The Webs (57:41.496)
Yeah, got it, yeah.
SEAN Pirate Of The Webs (57:46.194)
gonna piss myself.
people who invented philacies.
Joshua Pirate Of French Fries (57:50.762)
Okay, what if scientists, philosophers, and researchers were high when they made their most important and noteworthy discoveries? How would that make you feel?
SEAN Pirate Of The Webs (58:04.466)
great. It would make me feel great because Joshua, that just, mean, Joshua, we've talked about this before, right? Like the brain is amazing, right? You can detect something staring at you while not even looking at it, right? So sometimes the brain needs stuff to open up different areas, right? That it can't access all the time. Like as we in our current state don't have like the ability to like
Joshua Pirate Of French Fries (58:06.838)
Wouldn't it? Eureka. Eureka.
SEAN Pirate Of The Webs (58:33.915)
hyperfixiating and open those brain waves, right? So if a scientist or a falafel maker was under the influence when creating these things, then it just goes to show you that these things aren't as dangerous as big government, big America wants you to think, you know? Granted, you don't want to be taking no meth in the arm and shit, but like...
Joshua Pirate Of French Fries (59:00.942)
Right
SEAN Pirate Of The Webs (59:02.552)
Maybe eat a mushroom. Maybe have a little bit of the devil's lettuce. Like it ain't gonna hurt you. Like it can only just expand your brain. yeah, there you go. Cool beans. Cool beans, Joshua.
Joshua Pirate Of French Fries (59:13.09)
All right. So yeah, in celebration, man, of fucking national, you know, celebration of weed, man, I think we move forward and we take the devil's lettuce off the gateway. The keyhole drug and we just we put it up there and we just we cradle this thing and we love it because I think it's a genuine piece of art. And you know what I mean? Just yeah.
SEAN Pirate Of The Webs (59:20.902)
Yeah, get appreciation.
SEAN Pirate Of The Webs (59:28.432)
Yeah
SEAN Pirate Of The Webs (59:32.838)
Yeah, I'm with you.
SEAN Pirate Of The Webs (59:38.15)
Yeah, yeah, buddy. I feel it. And until April 20th, we'll see. We'll see how far this other thing goes.
Joshua Pirate Of French Fries (59:44.878)
It's coming. This is the pre-game. This is the nap before we sleep. This is it. Yes.
SEAN Pirate Of The Webs (59:50.802)
Yes, there you go. The nap before you make the forever sleep. Got it. All right, buddy. Let's start landing this plane. I know we're going a little over here, but I wanted to get through your segment and it was worth it. So wonderful. Let's do some fun finds. Let's do some fortunes. Let's get some lucky numbers and send the people on their way for the week. So Joshua, what do you got for your fortunes or your fun find? What do want to do?
Joshua Pirate Of French Fries (59:58.146)
We are.
Joshua Pirate Of French Fries (01:00:06.574)
All right, let's wrap it up. All right.
Joshua Pirate Of French Fries (01:00:12.75)
Alright buddy, I'm super happy to show this one off because this actually completes the set. So if you are just listening and you want to slide over to YouTube to check out the completion of the set, this is what the set looks like. Sean can grill me if he, if he says this is the whole set or not the set or, you know, fucking so be it. But, when I was up in Washington with Sean and friends, you know, everybody's family up there too. I picked up this little guy right here. This is,
my other little Garfield with Pookie. And now that I have Garfield with Pookie, if you give me one second.
SEAN Pirate Of The Webs (01:00:45.676)
yeah, yeah. Pookie!
you
Joshua is currently picking up what I believe to be the full set of the Garfield figurines, the Garfield Funkos, excuse me.
Joshua Pirate Of French Fries (01:01:03.51)
And here we go everybody. I currently now have the completed set of the Garfield collection. Super happy to have finally completed this set because we love Garfield and I'm just so happy that I was able to complete the set and doing so I was able to do that by going up to the Funco Headcourse. So that was pretty fucking cool. So thank you. I'm going to go with altogether.
SEAN Pirate Of The Webs (01:01:08.782)
Wow, look at that. That's amazing. That's beautiful, dude.
SEAN Pirate Of The Webs (01:01:17.967)
No.
SEAN Pirate Of The Webs (01:01:25.586)
Nice buddy. Nice. Which one is your favorite? Do you have a favorite?
Joshua Pirate Of French Fries (01:01:31.704)
It's kind of hard not to love Garfield in the nightgown. God, that's love. But the close second would be the cheese one. I think this is the one I showed up last week. Yeah. So, but I completed the set. So there we go, Happy.
SEAN Pirate Of The Webs (01:01:36.234)
and it's sleepy time? Yeah, his nightgown. Yeah, dude. That's nice.
Okay. All right. That's good.
Congratulations, set complete. Woo! Beautiful. Beautiful, Joshua, beautiful. I'll show you my fun find for the week. Let me turn it on and slow it down. Give me one second, hang on. Hang on, hang on.
Joshua Pirate Of French Fries (01:01:58.545)
yeah, please. Please. Slow that bitch down.
SEAN Pirate Of The Webs (01:02:03.346)
All right, here we go. Joshua, this is my fun find for the week. There you go. So this is a WALL-E bouquet with some... I mean, that's as slow as I can possibly... Hang on, hang on, hang on. Sorry, no, I can make it slower. Hang on, everybody. Hang on. Hang on. There we go. There you go. I even stopped. I even stopped to do it anyways. This is my fun find for the week, Joshua. This is a...
Joshua Pirate Of French Fries (01:02:14.198)
That really slowed down. Sorry. Sorry to interrupt you.
Joshua Pirate Of French Fries (01:02:20.526)
I was gonna say all right all right yeah beautiful okay
SEAN Pirate Of The Webs (01:02:33.106)
Funko Pop, this is the Bitty Pop series. I wanted to show this one off because I have a little thing I'm gonna do for the next few weeks with some Bitty Pops that I just recently acquired. So I'm pretty excited for it. But this is Eva, I call her Eva. I guess it's Eve and Wally in a bouquet, Joshua. They had this one for Valentine's Day, but I figured with spring coming around the corner, it kind of fits, it's kind of fitting. And so for the artwork for the week, this is the...
Joshua Pirate Of French Fries (01:02:58.712)
It's cute.
SEAN Pirate Of The Webs (01:03:02.178)
Mickey Mouse from Walt Disney's Family Museum up in San Francisco. This is a cute little postcard that we got there, but it's really cool. I really love the artwork on this. Just classic Mickey in his classic attire with his classic face. I mean, what more can you say? Head on over to YouTube. Sorry for the little late out live and check out, check out both of our Funkos for the week. But there you go, Joshua. That's what I got for the week. So pretty fun.
Joshua Pirate Of French Fries (01:03:31.278)
I like it. It's good.
SEAN Pirate Of The Webs (01:03:32.602)
Yeah, thank you. Appreciate that. What about some fortunes, buddy? You want to do a fortune and lucky number? Yeah. Bang out a fortune, baby! Why not? Hell!
Joshua Pirate Of French Fries (01:03:36.736)
Fortune? Should we bang out a fortune really quick?
Joshua Pirate Of French Fries (01:03:43.118)
All right. Fuck it. I know. Uh, here we go. Let's get dirty again with the dirty dozen fortune. Cause we love these things. The last time, if you watch this last, I think last week was, you know, when I threw the other ones behind my back, I'm still cleaning those up fucking all over the floor. Can I'm taking a break. I'm taking a break from those fortunes. Um, so let's get dirty with it. It's been a fun episode. Let's get a little more fun here. All right. So your fortune.
SEAN Pirate Of The Webs (01:03:46.802)
Mmm. Mm-hmm.
SEAN Pirate Of The Webs (01:03:55.953)
yeah, they did. Still on the floor.
Joshua Pirate Of French Fries (01:04:10.99)
I hope I can get this out. Holy shit. Wait, let me count it. Okay. There's probably less than 15 words here. So I think I can, I can say this without stuttering. yeah, they, they, they, they managed to get all the words onto this one. Yeah. Yeah. Thank you to the creators of this one because last week was a struggle if you saw last week. And if you didn't just fast forward to the very end of it, because it's a fucking, it's a wreck at the very end. The last one.
SEAN Pirate Of The Webs (01:04:16.85)
Okay, all right good good is it all printed on the sheet or is it not
SEAN Pirate Of The Webs (01:04:26.49)
Okay, good, good, good.
Joshua Pirate Of French Fries (01:04:40.434)
Alright, here you go. your dirty fortune for March 25th episode 78 is as followed here. An admirer will soon reveal himself, which is technically a misdemeanor.
SEAN Pirate Of The Webs (01:04:57.202)
I think we've had that one before, unfortunately. I think that's a repeat one. Well, mean, some of them are repeats. I gotta let the people know we're honest here. We're an honest set of people here. So.
Joshua Pirate Of French Fries (01:04:58.934)
You weren't supposed to say that. You weren't supposed to say that, you know? I'm just kidding. They are.
was a repeat that was a repeat and it is a misdemeanor if you do that shit so don't fucking do that
SEAN Pirate Of The Webs (01:05:13.87)
Mm-hmm. Still a good fortune, I guess. It's funny. Just be careful. You know, get your speed dial ready. You know, if somebody's gonna come up to you and expose themselves to you, get that number ready, you know.
Joshua Pirate Of French Fries (01:05:16.044)
Yeah, that's your fortune. Yeah, that's a yeah.
God. You know what's weird is there was a day when that was okay too when people used to do that. It was like a joke, you know?
SEAN Pirate Of The Webs (01:05:33.318)
Yeah, yeah. Joshua, there's a day that everything was legal, you know? At one point in time. All right, buddy, let me give the people their lucky numbers for the week while you think of your end monologue. Ladies and gentlemen, feel free to use these for whatever nefarious reasons you would like, but these are your lucky numbers for the week. They are three, six, 10, 11, 16, 18, and 36. Once again, your lucky numbers are...
Joshua Pirate Of French Fries (01:05:38.414)
I know, but it's not cool. It's like what the fuck? Different times.
Joshua Pirate Of French Fries (01:05:47.778)
God.
SEAN Pirate Of The Webs (01:06:01.714)
three, six, 10, 11, 16, 18, and 36. There you go. Hopefully you guys win something. Let us know if you do. Let us know if you don't. Like, fuck it, let us know. Joshua, with that being said, the plane is in its final descent here, buddy. Let the people know, just like they do on regular airlines when they ask you to buy their credit card or sign up for their credit card. Joshua, what do you have to say to the people this week?
Joshua Pirate Of French Fries (01:06:19.81)
Man.
Joshua Pirate Of French Fries (01:06:24.366)
Jesus.
Joshua Pirate Of French Fries (01:06:31.054)
Yeah, there we go. All right. Um, I don't know, man. I just want to keep it very simple like I normally do. Just keep it so simple. Now that I've had all these edibles, now that I'm like a hundred grams into this episode and I'm still trying to figure out, you know, who put the alphabet in alphabetical order. If you know the answer to that, please let us know in the comments because we're still trying to figure that out. Um, but yeah, I love your engagement today was all about, uh, your guys's feedback and suggestions. So keep that coming.
because with every episode we're going to do more and more of this. So we appreciate all you guys hit us in the comments, hit Sean on the DM because he has that and I don't, maybe I do. But as always, I love you guys. Thank you for listening. Thank you for watching and Sean, the stage is yours, buddy.
SEAN Pirate Of The Webs (01:07:17.874)
Oh, thank you, buddy. Hey, like Joshua says every week. Thank you for watching. Thank you for listening. We do really appreciate it. It means a lot to us. A little bit of housekeeping real quick. Hey, we just hit 50 subscribers. By the time you listen to this, it's probably like 48 because we probably lost them with the vagina and the pop rocks thing. Yeah, that probably threw a lot of people off. So, hey, at one point in time we had 50. So that was cool. But we do really appreciate that. That's awesome. And
Joshua Pirate Of French Fries (01:07:33.262)
The Pop Rocks.
Joshua Pirate Of French Fries (01:07:40.395)
Mm-hmm.
SEAN Pirate Of The Webs (01:07:45.286)
The Vegas vlog, Joshua, will be coming out this Friday. So when you guys are hearing this, tune in on Friday and the vlog will be out there. It's only about three and half minutes long, kept it short and sweet. But you'll see the new introduction for the Sorry For The Adventure and just a little bit of Vegas, just a little bit of fun. So there's that. Head over to Sorry For The Delay.Live. We pay for that shit. Go there, listen to the episode, watch the episode and get ready for the merch because it is
coming really really soon so we're we're getting there so yeah yeah yeah radio baby it's all there yeah get a whole fucking playlist of it and we'll eventually do something with it so other than that thank you guys again for watching thank you for listening Joshua we will see the people next week but you and me buddy you and me you're gonna be sipping Long Island iced teas on a tropical beach watching Jack Sparrow get chased by a tribe of indigenous people
Joshua Pirate Of French Fries (01:08:18.279)
Check out that music man. That music's fun. There's a time and place for all that music.
Joshua Pirate Of French Fries (01:08:41.532)
in.
Yeah, hell yeah, I'm down.
SEAN Pirate Of The Webs (01:08:44.614)
There's that. Let's do it. Alright guys, deuces.
