Sorry For The Delay | EP.79
Chapters
00:00Introduction and Banter
03:06April: A New Month and Its Significance
06:01Drinks of the Month: What's in Our Cups?
08:57Fun Facts About April
12:04April Fools' Day Stories
17:16April Fool's Stories and Shared Experiences
18:21Great Minds Think Alike: The Cosmic Connection
24:38Gratitude and Meeting Fluffy: A Memorable Experience
31:49Concert Chaos: The Seat Dilemma
39:01AI Song of the Week: Bone to Ride
42:56Creative Ventures and Branding
44:56Exploring Cannabis Culture
50:01Dinosaurs: Fact or Fiction?
53:58Fun Finds and Personal Treasures
01:00:57Closing Thoughts and Reflections
Sound Bites
"I'm double fisting tonight!"
"This is the month of green!"
"April is the month of green!"
"Cheers, this is green!"
"Great minds think alike."
"Even trolls bring it on."
"It was a whole mess."
"Ketchup is a smoothie?"
"Can you daydream at night?"
"Are chickens dinosaurs?"
"The month of green is here!"
"Let’s have fun everybody!"
Transcript
SEAN Cowboy Of The Sea (01:37.439)
Hello and welcome to another episode of Sorry for the Delay. is episode number 79, Joshua. like I do every week. How are you today? Maybe.
Joshua Cowboy Of The Weed (01:44.398)
Yes, sir.
Joshua Cowboy Of The Weed (01:50.542)
I'm doing great. Sean, today is a brand new month. So we got lots to talk about. I can't believe it's already the fourth month of the year. Like, holy shit. I mean, we get, you know, we're just like going through the year. Just the other day it was like New Year's and we're setting resolutions and doing all that shit. And now it's just, we're like getting to almost like the middle of the month. So it's kind of crazy, bro. It's crazy, crazy, crazy. It goes so fast.
SEAN Cowboy Of The Sea (01:57.311)
Nice.
SEAN Cowboy Of The Sea (02:11.391)
Yeah, now we're here. Fucking insane. Oh, oh, sorry. I've done 79 episodes of this and I still manage to fuck up the intro all the time. My name is Sean. This is Joshua for the visual portion. I didn't, but we're just so used to me saying it. So when I fuck it up, I fuck it up. So by the way, that was for the visual audience. The voice that is speaking now is Sean, the voice that will be speaking right now.
Joshua Cowboy Of The Weed (02:21.805)
I you said that already. I thought you said that. Okay, got it. Got it.
Joshua Cowboy Of The Weed (02:33.399)
Hmm, yeah.
Joshua Cowboy Of The Weed (02:40.301)
I think there's a distinct difference between my voice and your voice.
SEAN Cowboy Of The Sea (02:42.887)
Is Joshua. That's Joshua's voice. Yeah, I hope everybody got that. Yeah, just make just making sure we're all clear. Seventy nine episodes in. I don't want the audience to be confused on this one. New month, new us,
Joshua Cowboy Of The Weed (02:50.893)
I Mean I can't tell I mean Yeah, your voice and maybe sounds like your balls have dropped lower than mine. I mean, I don't know Like I don't know if that's a scientific thing, you know, the higher the balls the squeakier the voice the lower the balls I don't know
SEAN Cowboy Of The Sea (03:06.387)
The higher the balls, the squeakier the voice. Let's make that a sound bite. man. We're just, yeah, just doctors on playing it on TV, bro. Joshua, like every week, what is in your cup tonight, my dude? Last week you had just bourbon and Coke. I'm expecting the same thing. So let's see.
Joshua Cowboy Of The Weed (03:11.051)
I don't know. I'm not a scientist. I just play one on this podcast.
Yeah, exactly.
Joshua Cowboy Of The Weed (03:27.915)
Yeah, yeah. No, so today is going to be different because we are in a new month. I got to switch it up, man. I definitely got to switch it up. So I'm going, you know, because this is the month of green. You know, this is a special month. This is the lucky month. So the month of green, man, the month of green. So today, everybody, I am actually double fisting.
SEAN Cowboy Of The Sea (03:34.111)
he's changing it everybody. He's changing it.
SEAN Cowboy Of The Sea (03:46.785)
that's right. Yes. The month of green. it. Understood. Yeah.
SEAN Cowboy Of The Sea (03:56.351)
The audible gas from the audience. He's double-fisting. Why are you double-fisting today, my dude?
Joshua Cowboy Of The Weed (03:57.538)
I'm double fisting. Yes. Today we are double fisting the first one I will lay it on you. So because it is the month of green, I'm sipping on some lovely green, healthy, all organic and all or I'm going to break it down for you. What I got it sees green cup. This is all green. If you're visually watching this thing is green with that custom logo on the front of it. So what is in
SEAN Cowboy Of The Sea (04:19.731)
Yeah, it's horrible. It looks like he just threw up.
Joshua Cowboy Of The Weed (04:26.989)
Cup because like I said, I'm double-fisting tonight. I got a little sticky note because I can't remember all the fucking ingredients. Okay, sorry Um, cuz there's a lot of shit going on in here, right? I'm not gonna pretend I remember all this shit So in this green juice this green drink for for the the first drink I got here is there's apple. There's blue agave. There's carrots. There's beets. There's kale. There's blueberries There's ginger and there's also raspberries and a like a million and one other ingredients
but this podcast isn't long enough for me to name them all. So that is what is in this cup, this lovely green juice. But I have another mystery drink that I will reveal later in the podcast and there's relevance to this drink. There is relevance. so, but I'm going to drink them both throughout this podcast, but that drink you're going to have to stick around to later for one of our segments.
SEAN Cowboy Of The Sea (05:05.727)
Okay.
SEAN Cowboy Of The Sea (05:12.617)
What? What? Okay. Interesting. Interesting. Huh.
Joshua Cowboy Of The Weed (05:26.517)
So it all just makes sense. Okay, so stick around a little bit. We'll get to that drink in a minute. But yeah, I'm gonna be drinking them both. So my green juice, this is all healthy, good for me. Makes me piss all the time, but it's really good. I heard peeing's good for you, Dude, it comes out smelling like pineapple. This shit is so good for you, like you just literally piss pineapple. So cheers. What? Well, I'll ship it to you. It's gonna take a minute.
SEAN Cowboy Of The Sea (05:26.793)
Okay, well then.
SEAN Cowboy Of The Sea (05:42.355)
Does your piss smell like good?
SEAN Cowboy Of The Sea (05:47.859)
Whoa!
Wow, can I maybe have some?
Thank you. I appreciate that.
Joshua Cowboy Of The Weed (05:57.006)
But cheers, this is green. is the month of green. I'm drinking green. Cheers, Sean. What do you got going on over there in your cup?
SEAN Cowboy Of The Sea (06:01.577)
Yeah, very cool. I think you gave me the curse of bourbon? cause tonight, well, I mean, granted I'm also double fisting, but to show off the first one, I just have some bourbon and Coke like Joshua, yesterday, I say yesterday, but last week, like Joshua last week, just four, four roses, the basic four roses, everybody don't come at me in the comments. It's just cheap four roses and
Joshua Cowboy Of The Weed (06:25.687)
four roses. He literally took four roses and ground it up and muddled it and stuck it in that shit. Yeah.
SEAN Cowboy Of The Sea (06:30.953)
threw it in some Coke and yeah, there it is. But Joshua, I also have a new seltzer. This was not recommended by anyone. I found this while going shopping for the Happy Dads. But this is San Juan seltzer. All right, this is made up here in the Pacific Northwest. They actually have their first seltzer brewery, I guess you could say, in Seattle.
Joshua Cowboy Of The Weed (06:58.093)
Mm-hmm.
SEAN Cowboy Of The Sea (07:00.351)
So which is pretty cool. I want to go visit. I'll let you know if I end up doing that, but this is just an 8.4 % seltzer and a spoiler alert. I've already had these ones because I didn't know if I was going to be doing them on the podcast or not. But let me just say not sponsored, but delicious. This is the wild strawberry flavor and oh, right off the bat, wild strawberries. I don't know if you ever smelled a wild strawberry Joshua, but there's just something very distinctive.
Joshua Cowboy Of The Weed (07:16.683)
Yeah. Yeah.
SEAN Cowboy Of The Sea (07:28.913)
about a wild strawberry. It smells like like like nature meets fury meets the titillating mouthfeel of a seltzer.
Joshua Cowboy Of The Weed (07:30.784)
okay.
Joshua Cowboy Of The Weed (07:39.509)
I wonder what the percentage of strawberries are still wild. Just curious.
SEAN Cowboy Of The Sea (07:43.495)
All of them, every single one of them. Wild. I'm calling it right now,
Joshua Cowboy Of The Weed (07:46.682)
I I drive by fields every day and I don't think that those are wild Those are right off the road. So that those might not be good. I think those are like You know grown mass farming Yeah beautiful
SEAN Cowboy Of The Sea (07:56.863)
you. I get you. But that's what I'm drinking. So here it is. Cheers. put it in my little koozie so it stays cold and it's going on my right hand side for everyone watching. So.
Joshua Cowboy Of The Weed (08:06.071)
Perfect. Yeah, and I like I said, I had two drinks and I kind of fucked up the portion of it, but I still to open the second one here. This one too. Also cracks pretty nice. And I have to take a sip of it, but I can't really tell you the flavor of it. But again, like I said, it'll make the mystery drink will make sense later.
SEAN Cowboy Of The Sea (08:13.561)
you should just do that. satisfying. All right.
SEAN Cowboy Of The Sea (08:26.623)
Okay, well, interesting. Anyways, guys, hopefully you guys are drinking something. If not, just hang out with us. We got good show for you today, Joshua. I hope, I hope, yeah, we did have a lot to talk about. hang on, hang on. got a, oh, I just got a text message from, it looks to be the government saying that, Joshua, have the best podcast.
Joshua Cowboy Of The Weed (08:31.863)
Yeah.
Joshua Cowboy Of The Weed (08:35.585)
We do. Lots to talk about, honestly. Lots to talk about.
Joshua Cowboy Of The Weed (08:44.927)
okay.
Joshua Cowboy Of The Weed (08:51.806)
shit!
SEAN Cowboy Of The Sea (08:55.391)
on YouTube. Yeah, that's what it says. Yeah, classified notes just sent to me. can't believe that one. Woo. Anyways.
Joshua Cowboy Of The Weed (08:57.709)
Jesus, that's...
First came the JFK files, then the MLK files, and now they just dropped the Cypher delay files? Holy shit, like this is perfect. Just don't check my taxes. Don't look at those, please. Yeah. Don't backlog me on that one. I might be in trouble. But yeah, man. Yeah, so, so lots to talk about. I mean, since we hit a new month, I'd like to kind of go over a couple things.
SEAN Cowboy Of The Sea (09:07.167)
you
Yes, yeah, we've been, we've just been doxed. Congratulations, Woody. shit, Jes, it's a new month. What do you got? Will you do anything special for the beginning?
Joshua Cowboy Of The Weed (09:30.316)
because if you're new to this month, which you probably are, because you probably borrowed a long time ago and you're listening to this shit, so you're probably not brand new. But let me drop some April knowledge on you for those, if you're just curious. So some fun facts about April. Sean, do you know what the, I'm just, I gotta ask you this. I do this on the beginning of every month. Do you know what the, yeah, well, I mean, they hit us in the comment, you know, somebody. The birthstone, do you know what the birthstone of April is? You'd think you'd know this by now, because I asked.
SEAN Cowboy Of The Sea (09:46.057)
Yeah, of course, of course. I mean, there's no one else to ask, so yeah, please.
SEAN Cowboy Of The Sea (09:59.871)
You ask me this every month, I still have yet to look them up. So I'm going to say April Lapis Lazuli.
Joshua Cowboy Of The Weed (10:03.83)
You
Joshua Cowboy Of The Weed (10:10.829)
I think he just made that one up. But no, you are 100 % wrong. So if you are a April baby, you know that your birthstone is a diamond, which is known for its durability. It symbolizes invincibility, purity, and eternal love. Maybe that's why everybody wears a diamond on their ring when they get married.
SEAN Cowboy Of The Sea (10:15.667)
God, what is it?
SEAN Cowboy Of The Sea (10:21.209)
Whoa!
SEAN Cowboy Of The Sea (10:32.063)
So you're telling me the people of April get the graciousness and the comfort of diamonds?
Joshua Cowboy Of The Weed (10:39.597)
Correct correct that is their stone so lucky you guys lucky you guys and If you're lucky enough to be wearing a diamond or looking for love in April I got I got a few suggestions here because the months are the zodiac signs for April are Aries and Taurus and so yeah Aries
SEAN Cowboy Of The Sea (10:43.549)
Wow, lucky you.
SEAN Cowboy Of The Sea (11:00.939)
I was completely wrong in my mind. I thought they were genies? What is it? Gemini! That's the word I was looking for.
Joshua Cowboy Of The Weed (11:07.959)
Gemini, Gemini, okay, okay. Yeah, no, not not Gemini's. But again, if you're single, you're looking for a diamond, you know, you're like, who am I compatible with? Because I love to do this because you know, sometimes people call me the love doctor. I like to get people together. So if you're a Taurus, you are compatible with Scorpios, Capricorns, Burgos and Pisces. So if you're looking for love in the month of April and you are a Taurus.
SEAN Cowboy Of The Sea (11:28.319)
Me!
Joshua Cowboy Of The Weed (11:36.248)
go around looking for them then them zodiac sign because maybe they could be your lucky love and if you happen to be an Aries here's some matches for you so one of them is like your yours truly here's a Leo so you know hey if you're you know if you're you're an Aries yeah this is is this is our month so yeah Leo's Sagittarius Gemini and Aquarius
SEAN Cowboy Of The Sea (11:40.745)
What?
SEAN Cowboy Of The Sea (11:50.353)
Joshua, this is our month, bro. We can find love in the month of April.
Joshua Cowboy Of The Weed (12:04.437)
If you guys are Aries out there looking for, if I'm pronouncing that correctly, you guys are looking for loving this month. Those could be your compatible mates out there. Yeah, so just a couple little fun facts for April. Yeah.
SEAN Cowboy Of The Sea (12:16.095)
That's pretty cool, buddy. Very.
beans. Congratulations everybody born in April. You guys have a bunch of cool stuff. Nice.
Joshua Cowboy Of The Weed (12:20.813)
Yeah, it's like every.
Joshua Cowboy Of The Weed (12:25.611)
Yeah, diamonds are forever, so they say.
SEAN Cowboy Of The Sea (12:28.543)
Yeah, that's what they say, but I don't know about that, buddy. I don't know. Maybe they are, maybe they aren't.
Joshua Cowboy Of The Weed (12:31.723)
Times are not forever. No, they're not. Okay, I got it.
SEAN Cowboy Of The Sea (12:35.401)
I know. mean, sometimes things go missing, you know? So just saying. Just saying. All right. What else you want to talk about? You want to move on, chat with us? Try to bust that up.
Joshua Cowboy Of The Weed (12:39.533)
They do. This is true. Hey buddy. yeah. Well, I mean, there's a bunch of stuff to talk about in April. I mean, I also got like historical facts if you want to know that.
SEAN Cowboy Of The Sea (12:52.169)
Fuck, I don't want to know about no historical facts. Nobody gives a shit about the Titanic. Did it really? Are you serious? When?
Joshua Cowboy Of The Weed (12:53.185)
Okay, nobody gives a shit. I guess nobody cares about the fucking Titanic, because the Titanic sunk in April. Yeah, the Titanic sunk on April 15th, 1912.
SEAN Cowboy Of The Sea (13:06.019)
halfway in the month. Halfway in the month. Okay. Interesting. Yeah. Yeah, but it's not like it's not like today, you know, it's not like April Fool's Day, you know? So I'm just saying maybe she gave me some, gave me some April Fool's Day facts and I'd have to be like, shit, let's go. But no.
Joshua Cowboy Of The Weed (13:07.927)
Yeah, but it's still in April. It's kind of...
Joshua Cowboy Of The Weed (13:17.069)
That is true.
Joshua Cowboy Of The Weed (13:25.857)
But I'm glad you did bring up April Fools, because do you have an April Fools story?
SEAN Cowboy Of The Sea (13:32.459)
I have an April Fool's story. No, Joshua. I've never, I don't think I've ever experienced like a true April Fool's joke in my life. Like obviously you see like the shit online, right? The fake shit that they post, but no, not in real life. I don't think I've ever had an experience like that. Like have you, have you ever experienced like that? Yeah.
Joshua Cowboy Of The Weed (13:33.569)
Did you have an April Fool's story? No?
Joshua Cowboy Of The Weed (13:45.228)
Hmm.
Joshua Cowboy Of The Weed (13:50.732)
No, I got a good one. I got a story to tell if you I got I got a story So I Mean this didn't happen in April at least I don't think it did because I was I was a kid at the time of this happening But maybe this could be a good April Fool's joke for you If you want to play this on a child of yours our friend or something, you know, you know, somebody goes to school So here's a story. So when I was a little kid, right?
SEAN Cowboy Of The Sea (13:55.263)
Please, by all means, Joshua, tell away.
Joshua Cowboy Of The Weed (14:20.173)
At the time I used to love to go to school as one usually does when you're a kid right before you figure out school kind of sucks Unless you really love school then you're that person, but I you know at some point school is not so fun, so there was a day when I Took a nap and I was a kid right and you know little I didn't know I didn't know any better so I was I was I was I took a nap in the middle of the day and then I was shook
I was shaken awake by one of my siblings. said, Joshua, you gotta get up. You're gonna miss the bus. And I was like, what do mean? I'm going to be like, yeah, you gotta go to school. You gotta go to school. And so I was like, shit. Cause I love school. Right. I was thinking I ran through the house, got my clothes on or whatever, threw my backpack. I run out. I ran down the street. I'm over there standing on the corner, just like waiting for the bus.
And if anybody and if anybody knows the time of the day when it looks like the sun is kind of just like going down, but it looks like it's kind of coming up, you know, it almost, it almost looks like the time you'd be catching the bus anyways. So I'm sitting there standing on the corner waiting for the fucking bus. Next thing you know, my friends are riding by on their bikes and they're going, Joshua, what are you doing? Like, what are you doing? I'm like, I'm waiting to go to school. And they're like, dude, it's like,
SEAN Cowboy Of The Sea (15:23.263)
Yeah.
Mm-hmm.
SEAN Cowboy Of The Sea (15:36.191)
you
Joshua Cowboy Of The Weed (15:43.309)
6 37 o'clock at night while you standing here on the corner waiting for the fucking bus with your backpack on
SEAN Cowboy Of The Sea (15:47.263)
You
Joshua Cowboy Of The Weed (15:52.646)
So I was I was fooled into thinking that I was about to miss the bus by one of my by one of my my family members so standing out there like just told and I was so bummed walking back I was like I totally felt that they just like screwed me over and I will never forget that to this day so if you're looking to pull funny on somebody or a kid or whoever you want to do it you know time that that that joke or that April Fool's kind of thing at the time of the day
SEAN Cowboy Of The Sea (16:01.8)
You
SEAN Cowboy Of The Sea (16:12.081)
Bye!
Joshua Cowboy Of The Weed (16:21.133)
where like maybe the sun's just going down or coming up and you know, make them think, maybe switch the clocks, like they're gonna miss work or some shit. Just, you know, if you want a fun one, that could be a good one, but.
SEAN Cowboy Of The Sea (16:31.113)
Joshua, that is fucking funny, my dude. That's fucking great, dude. Yeah, they got you. They got you good.
Joshua Cowboy Of The Weed (16:33.761)
Yeah, so I got fooled on that one. Sorry. Yeah. It got really good, really good. Yeah, so I had to go to school basically twice. Then I had to wake up the next day and the whole time I'm thinking like, is this the real day? know, like I'm thinking like, this? Yeah, so.
SEAN Cowboy Of The Sea (16:46.855)
You
Hey, did you wear the same clothes that you got your, like you dressed up in? No, you changed clothes. okay.
Joshua Cowboy Of The Weed (16:55.007)
No, don't I think I yeah because I had to make sure that it was a different day Like this wasn't a time of cell phones. You know what? I mean, you just heard the rooster crow in the background Like that was time to get up or some shit. I mean
SEAN Cowboy Of The Sea (17:00.471)
You
SEAN Cowboy Of The Sea (17:07.839)
That's fucking funny. See, I think the reason that that happened to you is because you have older siblings. And I was the oldest of my siblings. So I never played pranks on them because I was in fear of being struck down and punished. So I think I just never, never did that. So I'm glad you got to have that experience because that's funny.
Joshua Cowboy Of The Weed (17:16.784)
that makes sense.
Hmm.
Joshua Cowboy Of The Weed (17:24.865)
This trucked out.
Joshua Cowboy Of The Weed (17:30.935)
You're probably right, yeah. That does make total sense. know, like, if you're the oldest one in the group, like, nobody's really gonna mess with you, right? That makes sense. Yeah. Yeah, so that's a little of my April Fool's story. I was hoping you'd have one too, but if anybody else has an April Fool's story that, like, a prank somebody pulled on you, I would be curious to, you know, hear that story, because I love stories like that.
SEAN Cowboy Of The Sea (17:40.561)
Yeah, exactly. So, yeah, very cool, man.
SEAN Cowboy Of The Sea (17:52.607)
Yeah, let us know. Put it in the comments. Let us read it. Let us laugh with you. So it could be fun. All right, buddy. Let's move on. Let's get to the chat with this section. I completely forgot what I had sent you. So I'm just going to go off of memory. So let's get into it. Let's see this week's topics. We have four topics this week. We have great minds think alike. We have
Joshua Cowboy Of The Weed (17:58.498)
Yeah. Cool, buddy.
Joshua Cowboy Of The Weed (18:08.011)
Okay. Alright. Let's get into it, Sean. Alright, buddy. Do you remember them now?
SEAN Cowboy Of The Sea (18:21.479)
check them off the list cannabis corner once more and then just a weird a weird this one just what what is okay this one is called are dinosaurs real
Joshua Cowboy Of The Weed (18:25.335)
We gotta get back to cannabis corner.
Joshua Cowboy Of The Weed (18:38.071)
this guy out there like we're gonna get to it man this is this is like I said this is gonna be a good one you gotta get
SEAN Cowboy Of The Sea (18:44.585)
Did we mention that this is another late night episode? This is a real late night episode for us this week guys. it's, it's yeah. Dinosaurs. Are they real? That's the Jesus Christ. my God. All right. Let's start with this first topic. I think I remember this one. Yeah. I remember them now as you, as I read them off, I remembered them. so this is great. Mine's think alike buddy. Hey, so
Joshua Cowboy Of The Weed (18:47.761)
You
Joshua Cowboy Of The Weed (18:59.553)
Alright buddy, so if you don't remember, this is, you sent this one to me. Yeah.
Joshua Cowboy Of The Weed (19:08.661)
Okay, that's good.
Huh.
SEAN Cowboy Of The Sea (19:13.331)
I'm not going to go into extreme detail on what had happened with this whole situation and stuff like that, but I think that it's, I think it's kind of curious in a weird cosmic sort of way. when people have the same idea, right? The same idea for something or the same name for something, right? And that's like in everything, you know, like no idea is truly original.
Joshua Cowboy Of The Weed (19:18.299)
man.
SEAN Cowboy Of The Sea (19:43.017)
to an extent, you know? So it's just crazy how certain things in the universe kind of line up to be like, hey, like you guys thought of this same thing, the same timeframe, kind of, although we thought of it first. So there's that. But I just, wanted your take on stuff like that, Jeff. I wanted your take on people thinking the same, right? Like we're like one connected kind of entity thing.
Joshua Cowboy Of The Weed (20:03.115)
Okay.
SEAN Cowboy Of The Sea (20:11.027)
So like, do you believe in that kind of like greater mind kind of thing?
Joshua Cowboy Of The Weed (20:15.277)
Um, I I'm kind of with you. There's a lot of ideas floating around out there. There's a lot of a lot of concepts floating around on there. And there are people that get to these concepts or these ideas first, like the person who invented the fucking wheel. Like there's only one of those. Like, you know what I mean? Like that person invented the wheel or, you know, the combustion engine or what? You know what I mean? Those are like extreme cases, but
Certain things like music like Beethoven's music, certain original art like the Mona Lisa. You know what I mean? There's a certain things that are original from day one. There's always going to be somebody that just kind of was the original OG. Talked about OGs last week. It was like snacks and drinks and shit. So there's an OG. There's always a creator of that. It's it's cool that that there's a lot of people that that think alike. But I think you always got to pay homage to.
SEAN Cowboy Of The Sea (20:49.961)
Yeah.
SEAN Cowboy Of The Sea (21:00.265)
Yeah.
Joshua Cowboy Of The Weed (21:11.853)
who started something first. Cause that's just a respect thing. think that just kind of comes down to, you know, like Nike was the first one with the swoosh or, you know, Vans was the first one with the, you know, the skateboard, like that whole thing. Like there's always somebody with the name first or somebody with something first. And I think it's just the only right thing to do to show respect and say, Hey, if we're going to share this thing, we got to let people know that we shared this idea. Like,
SEAN Cowboy Of The Sea (21:31.182)
Mm-hmm.
Joshua Cowboy Of The Weed (21:41.08)
I think it's just the right thing to do, you know, for me. You gotta pay respect to where it started. There's a seed that gets planted and you can't just pick all the fruit off of it because you came along later and you're like, fucking, I'm gonna benefit off this fucking fruit tree. No, you didn't plant the seed. You didn't water the seed. You didn't do all that.
SEAN Cowboy Of The Sea (21:43.315)
Yeah, compromise. Yeah. Yeah, exactly. Yeah. Yeah.
SEAN Cowboy Of The Sea (21:55.199)
you
SEAN Cowboy Of The Sea (21:58.867)
You didn't build the brand, as you could say also.
Joshua Cowboy Of The Weed (22:02.209)
Yeah, well mean that's, that is very true. mean, so I think there's a respect to be paid there, I mean, and if people don't want to respect that, then, you know, just, you know, they could be shit on. You know, or whatever, I don't know. Or they will be shit on, way or another. I mean, karma comes around to everybody, you know what I mean? You steal music, fucking comes around to get you, you steal ideas, it comes around to get you, nobody thinks you're original, you know what I mean? Like you're just fucking, you're just biting off somebody else's shit, so.
SEAN Cowboy Of The Sea (22:14.847)
You
Joshua Cowboy Of The Weed (22:31.277)
If you're looking for respect for as an original creator that way, you're not going to get it. You know? You can't make a second Nike. You're not second Nike. Nobody gives a shit about you.
SEAN Cowboy Of The Sea (22:36.137)
Yeah, now I'm with you. You can't make Adidas twice, bro.
Joshua Cowboy Of The Weed (22:42.751)
Yeah. Yeah. Like you can't take one of our AI songs and then just re you know what I mean? Just take the fucking same thing and call something different. But it's the same fucking song like no, that was the original on this podcast. Like you can't just fucking pretend you're brand new because you're not.
SEAN Cowboy Of The Sea (22:59.347)
I'm with you, buddy. I'm with you. You got to represent the OGs and we are OG. So there's that. But yeah, I like, I like that idea of just people coming together and having that kind of same thought length, right? But yeah, there is something to being the first of something, right? Especially in this time and age, right? If you have that idea, just for everyone listening, if you have an idea, do it, because you never know when someone else is going to have that same idea. So
Joshua Cowboy Of The Weed (23:12.777)
Mm-hmm, yeah.
SEAN Cowboy Of The Sea (23:28.553)
Don't waste time. Get it done and you'll be okay. That's it.
Joshua Cowboy Of The Weed (23:32.363)
Yeah, for sure. Just just start doing it. You know, what's what's the thing that just record? What's the one what's that one podcast? The one fuck did I wish I would have thought but they just say you got to press play. That's like their kick. That's their pitch. You know that that's just hit play and that's what you got to do sometimes.
SEAN Cowboy Of The Sea (23:35.356)
Mm-hmm.
SEAN Cowboy Of The Sea (23:45.124)
Yeah, just hit play or something like that.
SEAN Cowboy Of The Sea (23:50.719)
True, very true. Anyways, that's all I wanna talk about on that one. Yeah, I'm not getting into anything. All right.
Joshua Cowboy Of The Weed (23:52.267)
Damn it.
Yeah, I mean, you know just to say one more thing on it It's just like fucking shit can be shared, you know, there can be a mutual respect amongst everybody You know and either you want to join parties or whatever you I mean just you know, I gotta do say what's up? Collaboration
SEAN Cowboy Of The Sea (24:05.84)
Mm-hmm.
SEAN Cowboy Of The Sea (24:09.511)
Yeah, we're always up for what is it collaboration. There you go. And we are building a strong community with everybody. Even trolls bring it on. I have I have a few bridges that I know you can live under. there's that. Excuse me. All right. Next one. Check them off the list, Joshua.
Joshua Cowboy Of The Weed (24:23.161)
Even trolls. Even trolls. Even trolls. Yeah, that's good stuff. All right, moving on. Okay, cool.
SEAN Cowboy Of The Sea (24:38.119)
Listen, there's going to be something that I talk about on this podcast very few times. And it is times when I am extremely grateful to be living the life that I'm living currently and things that I have been able to do in my life make me grateful for every day. Right. Cause there could have been situations where I, I'm not here. So this moment, Joshua happened last week, or I think
though last week in a few days, whatever. Joshua, I got to meet one of my all time favorite comedians in the entire world. got to meet Gabriel Iglesias, who also goes by the name of Fluffy. So it was phenomenal, Joshua. I just want to kind of go through my day real quick and let the people know what had happened. So last year in October,
Joshua Cowboy Of The Weed (25:18.476)
Okay.
SEAN Cowboy Of The Sea (25:37.085)
We saw that he was coming up to the Seattle area, specifically Everett, which is where the Funko headquarters is. I will talk about that more later, but for right now we saw that we're like, cool. He's coming up to Everett. Let's go. Let's get the tickets. Got tickets, got floor seats, beautiful floor seats, by the way. I will also talk about that in a second, but let me get through this. So we get tickets. We are able to.
cure some nice seats, a few days leading up to the event. So this event was slated for March, right? So a few, a week ago in a few days, we get an email from the vendor, the, what do they call them? Not vendor, the venue. That's the word I was looking for. That Gabriel and Alexis are going to be doing a meet and greet. And Joshua, the meet and greet.
is gonna be at Funko headquarters in Everett. And so right away, instantly, I knew, I knew that I had to do it. I had to go there and I had to get this done. So in very small letters in the fine print, they gave you the time slot that you had to be there. And the time slot you had to be there was 10 a.m. at the Funko headquarters so that you can get a wristband for that. We got there, 10, no, like 9.45-ish.
And we were in line. The line wasn't actually that long. It kind of went for about maybe two, three blocks or maybe a block and a half. Like not that long, not that, not crazy long. So 10 o'clock comes around, we get all the way down to the line, to the front of the Funko store and they're handing out wristbands, Joshua. They're giving out wristbands. Here's one, here's one for you, here's one for you. And we get there, right? There's only two wristbands left, Joshua, two.
wristbands left and we get them. We get them for the one o'clock time slot because they're doing time slots, which was actually kind of nice. But he's a very popular man. Yeah, exactly to crowd control. So it was, it was super cool. We got the last two tickets for the first meet and greet, which was at one o'clock that day. And so we're like, hell yeah, this is awesome. So we come back.
Joshua Cowboy Of The Weed (27:43.187)
mean, Fluffy's a popular guy. So I mean, it makes sense. You gotta do it that way. I mean, that's how it goes.
SEAN Cowboy Of The Sea (27:58.655)
Granted, we went back and forth to the Funko headquarters like four times because we went there at 10, we had to go back there at 1, and then we had to go back to that same area for the concert or the performance really. So we get there. He goes out, man. He goes freaking hard and it was amazing. But we go back there. We stand in another line for the one o'clock meet and greet.
Joshua Cowboy Of The Weed (28:13.837)
I mean he kind of puts on a concert too right? He goes after it. I mean, I don't know.
SEAN Cowboy Of The Sea (28:26.595)
And we're getting up to the line. We're getting up to the line. They're like, OK, I'm going to your party. We tell them how many is in a party. They send us into Funko and the way they had Funko laid out was actually pretty fucking cool. inside you walk in and there's like their cashier stand and then behind the cashier stand, they have a bunch of Funko like a Funko wall kind of thing. But he was behind their cashier checkout and. He had a bunch of stuff that he was just like sitting next to him, so.
they kind of route you around the store a little bit and like to make the line, you know, just have a place for the line. So as we're in line waiting to meet him, we see the ever so famous, Martin. That's right. I don't know if you're familiar with Gabriel and Glesias's stick. So he has a friend named Martin who has been with him since basically day one and
He has a few jokes about him and I'm not going to repeat any of his jokes and stuff, but he's a he's a very key aspect to kind of like Gabriel's like starting up right and some like slogans that he has. But one of things that people say is they just shout Martin. And it's just it's funny. It's a tagline. Yeah, tagline. Yeah, but as we were waiting in line, he's greeting everybody. Martin's greeting everybody in line and having.
Joshua Cowboy Of The Weed (29:25.965)
Yeah, right.
Joshua Cowboy Of The Weed (29:41.741)
It's like a tagline. It's kind of like a tag. Yeah, yeah.
SEAN Cowboy Of The Sea (29:51.855)
real in-depth conversations with people, which was so fucking cool. And so he gets to us and we're about like four people away from meeting Fluffy. And so he gets to us and we shake his hand and we're like, hey, thank you for coming out. And we just kind of just started talking. I was like, hey, I like your fit. Like, you look comfortable. And he's like, I'm just wearing PJs. We just had a conversation, but it was just so nice to have a one-on-one interaction like that without any pressure.
Like it didn't feel awkward. Like he kept the conversation going and we could have talked longer. We talked for about five, six minutes, um, just waiting and it could have gone longer than that because it was so natural and fluid. just shout out to Martin. Big thank you. That was super fucking cool because I say this because the actual fun fluffy meet and greet was extremely quick. So for a lot of these meet and greets, they have handlers. Yeah.
Joshua Cowboy Of The Weed (30:46.69)
Yeah, I they got a they got a burn yeah, they got a burn through what hundreds of people yeah
SEAN Cowboy Of The Sea (30:49.779)
They got to burn through people, right? So they have handlers. And so the handler, you get two people up. Well, that's what they're called. And so you get. So so you got about two people in and the handlers like, hey, have your phone ready. We'll take your picture. You're to go sit down next to him and then we'll take a picture and then you're done. Like, get out. Yeah. So it happens. We give them a fist bump. Take our picture and we.
Joshua Cowboy Of The Weed (30:54.647)
Handlers I like that. I know I know what that's just a funny term a handler. It's that's
Joshua Cowboy Of The Weed (31:11.681)
Get the fuck out.
SEAN Cowboy Of The Sea (31:19.453)
get kicked out. And that was it. That was the extent of the meet and greet. We said hello. We were very gracious and casual and cordial. But yeah, it was nice. It was nice to meet him. He's a really cool guy. And he's not so fluffy anymore, by the way. He's lost a lot of weight, which is kind of nice. Still still a little heavier set, but not as fluffy as the first time people have ever seen him. So it was really cool. Really fucking cool. So
Joshua Cowboy Of The Weed (31:21.377)
Yeah, that's... Yeah.
SEAN Cowboy Of The Sea (31:49.809)
Let me get to the real part of this whole thing, Joshua. The buildup, right? The buildup to the concert. So that was just like the appetizer, the appetizer to the concert, right? So we get in there, we have floor seats, which is really cool. This is the first time I've ever been on the floor in this, which is essentially an ice rink. So they have stuff laid out where you can, like they have boards and stuff on the ice, so you're actually not walking on the ice, right? It's real nice, it's professionally done.
Joshua Cowboy Of The Weed (31:53.569)
The buildup.
Joshua Cowboy Of The Weed (32:01.909)
Okay.
Joshua Cowboy Of The Weed (32:17.95)
It's because Sean you're used to being on stage. Sorry for everybody. Like Sean Sean's usually on stage. Yeah, he's on stage. Yeah.
SEAN Cowboy Of The Sea (32:20.603)
I'm used to being on stage. Yes. Behind the scenes. Yeah. Yeah. So they have seats lined up. Right. And so this is the pet peeve for the week. Joshua, when you go to a venue like this, like a big stadium, a big event like that, there are two things that kind of stand out in a good venue. One is if everything is organized, right. And two is how
Joshua Cowboy Of The Weed (32:35.085)
Mm-hmm.
SEAN Cowboy Of The Sea (32:49.903)
easy is it to find your seat, right? So this venue was, I would say, pretty well organized. But to find our floor seats, Joshua, was probably one of the most confusing things I think I've ever gone through in a venue. Joshua, they didn't even have blue tape, bro. I would have been grateful if they had blue tape on the floor.
Joshua Cowboy Of The Weed (32:53.559)
Check maybe.
Joshua Cowboy Of The Weed (33:04.727)
Yeah.
Joshua Cowboy Of The Weed (33:10.093)
Well they have like fucking blue tape on the ground with fucking hieroglyphs trying to point you in the right direction or what?
Joshua Cowboy Of The Weed (33:19.277)
Hell, don't even know blue tape?
SEAN Cowboy Of The Sea (33:19.709)
they had handwritten numbers, Joshua, of the rows on the floor, right? On the floor where people are walking and scraping up that chalk. And so as you got, it was in chalk. It was literally in chalk, handwritten. So as you're trying to find your seat row, most of these numbers are scratched off.
Joshua Cowboy Of The Weed (33:32.173)
Also, it was in chalk even, so it was like erasable. Oh. Got it.
SEAN Cowboy Of The Sea (33:44.431)
Some of them are still there. Some of them you can make them out. You're just like, that a six or a three? Like, I don't know what that is, right?
Joshua Cowboy Of The Weed (33:49.549)
You know, I'm saying fuck it. You should have just rewrote the number on the goddamn floor and made your own seat. Or why not?
SEAN Cowboy Of The Sea (33:54.175)
That's what I was thinking, right? But that's not even the fucking worst part about this whole situation. The worst part Joshua is the seats themselves, right? So, okay, so let's say you found your row, okay? Your row 24, you found row 24, right? Where do you think that they would put a seat number? Tell me.
Joshua Cowboy Of The Weed (34:13.325)
I mean, usually they go in order. It's like 24, 25, 26 or 23, 22. Like it just kind of like in numerical order or alphabetical order, like.
SEAN Cowboy Of The Sea (34:17.331)
Mm-hmm. Yeah, yeah. Where would you put that though?
Where would you put it on the floor, on the seat, back of the seat? Where would you put that? Yeah, where would you put it so I can find it?
Joshua Cowboy Of The Weed (34:25.833)
where would I put it? I would put it under the seat so everybody could be fucking confused. I'll put it under the fucking seat. I'll put it under the seat. Yeah so nobody could even fucking see it. Yeah that's where I would put it. Because I'm a genius.
SEAN Cowboy Of The Sea (34:31.839)
I'm sorry. Oh, under under the seat. Oh, really? Really? Oh, that's exactly where they fucking put the numbers, Joshua. They put the numbers underneath the fucking seats where you couldn't fucking see them. And we were so confused. There were so many people confused. They they only had like one usher for like a giant row a row of seats.
Joshua Cowboy Of The Weed (34:42.103)
Thank you. I'm a genius.
You
Joshua Cowboy Of The Weed (34:53.101)
That's stupid. So dumb.
SEAN Cowboy Of The Sea (34:58.267)
And that was it. They literally put numbers underneath the seats so nobody could fucking see them. So we had to flip up seats to see where the fucking numbers were. And then once we found the number, like, thank God we were on it. were. So I've learned in my old age now that I prefer aisle seats. One, so I'm not disturbing anybody when I have to inevitably take a beer piss. And two, because it's just easier to get out when like it's time to like leave. And so I'm just more comfortable doing it that way.
Joshua Cowboy Of The Weed (35:07.735)
God damn it.
Joshua Cowboy Of The Weed (35:18.443)
Yeah.
SEAN Cowboy Of The Sea (35:25.413)
Luckily we had those seats and so we knew that we were on the edge somewhere. We just didn't see our seat number. So once we found them, the insanity commenced. Joshua, people are getting there. People are confused. We're standing up and down because people are trying to like look for their fucking seat number and it was a whole mess.
Joshua Cowboy Of The Weed (35:43.414)
I, you know, I'm just getting this vision of fucking like, you know, like a, bunch of chickens with their head down and ass up, like looking down under the fucking chair, just so everybody's sticking their asses in people's faces and fucking, you know what I mean? Like it just, doesn't seem like the right thing to be doing. It seems kind of fucked up and disorganized.
SEAN Cowboy Of The Sea (35:50.111)
Yes. Yes.
SEAN Cowboy Of The Sea (35:57.087)
Exactly. Exactly. It was horrible. Very disorganized. But other than that, the show was... Other than that, the show was fucking incredible. Gabriel brought out like four different comedians, including Martín, who was fucking funny. And all of them were actually fucking funny. But yeah, the show went from seven o'clock to about midnight.
Joshua Cowboy Of The Weed (36:06.571)
other than that.
SEAN Cowboy Of The Sea (36:23.635)
So was well worth the money, well worth the wait and the man can perform. It was beautiful. So with that said, I have now can check him off the list of people that I've seen him and Elvira two of my biggest like wow moments. So that is what I wanted to talk about Joshua on check them off the list. I've been speaking for too long, my dude. I think we should get in a let's let's fucking sorry.
Joshua Cowboy Of The Weed (36:46.285)
No, you're fine. You're fine. You're fine because I'm so No, I'm still stuck on the seat. That's what I one thing about the seat thing If you're if you're putting if you're like a headliner, you're just like, you know This is your fucking thing you ran out this venue and you're gonna have people be looking under their fucking seats At least put something under the seat like some kind of prize or golden ticket or a fucking used condom or some piece of gum like fucking make it worth it for the person to be looking under the seat a t-shirt I don't know man like
SEAN Cowboy Of The Sea (37:06.623)
Something, yeah.
Joshua Cowboy Of The Weed (37:15.233)
If your people are to be going through that much trouble putting their asses in each other's faces like Like put some under there for him if it's a fucking Easter egg hunt and let him find the fucking Easter egg Don't just be a dick, you know, so sorry for the people put it on Maybe I'm just being too fucking harsh, dude But like it just doesn't seem doesn't seem like the right thing to do. Sorry Had to end it with that Yeah, it's not his no. Yeah, it's not his fault
SEAN Cowboy Of The Sea (37:26.067)
You know, you just reminded me of something. You also remind it. Listen. So this is not to Fluffy's fault or anything like that. This is venue, a venue situation. But I will say the irony of having Fluffy be there to be a comedian and the stadium seats, the arena seats that we're sitting in, we're not Fluffy people compatible. If I can put it that way.
Joshua Cowboy Of The Weed (37:52.941)
Mmm.
SEAN Cowboy Of The Sea (37:54.675)
These seats got uncomfortable after sitting for so long. Granted, they had intermission, but like you're so close to somebody that it was pretty uncomfortable. that's what I'll say on that.
Joshua Cowboy Of The Weed (37:55.979)
Yeah.
Joshua Cowboy Of The Weed (38:02.519)
Damn.
Do you think it was like a build-up tour though? Do you think it was like a build- you know what I mean? Like they do they do test kind of shows to do the Netflix special You know what I mean? Like they have all these kind of things and then there's the big fucking show Or you do get like the heated seats and the reclining like you get to the real fucking show
SEAN Cowboy Of The Sea (38:13.018)
maybe.
Probably, probably.
SEAN Cowboy Of The Sea (38:20.243)
Yeah, I could definitely see that.
I mean maybe but it wasn't ours so can tell you that. Other than that it was beautiful. was fun. Yeah. Thank you.
Joshua Cowboy Of The Weed (38:27.243)
Yeah, doesn't sound like it. Well, I'm glad you got that out the list, man. That's cool. It's always nice to get something checked off a bucket list and see somebody like that. Maybe this year I'll check my own bucket list for something like that. Yeah. All right.
SEAN Cowboy Of The Sea (38:39.997)
Yeah, you can come see me. You can check that bucket list off again. All right, buddy. I'm enough talking. Let me do the AI song for the week. Give myself and you a little break from storytelling for just a moment. Joshua, let me share my screen with you and the people watching. Thank you guys for watching. And also thank you for listening. Head on over to sorry for the delay dot live slash AI radio. And you can hear this song in its entirety. But Joshua.
Joshua Cowboy Of The Weed (38:48.343)
Let's get into it, man. Let's get into it.
Joshua Cowboy Of The Weed (39:01.197)
Mm-hmm.
SEAN Cowboy Of The Sea (39:09.969)
I am wearing another one of our merch shirts. This is the cowboy shirt that we have on here, which is going to go with tonight's theme song, which is called Bone to Ride. So this mindset, Joshua, is I want you to put yourself in like a video game cowboy Western mindset. Okay. Yeah, I'm thinking more pixely. So here we go. This is on again, Bone to Ride.
Joshua Cowboy Of The Weed (39:29.581)
Like a Red Dead Redemption kind of Okay,
SEAN Cowboy Of The Sea (39:39.935)
3, 2, 1.
SEAN Cowboy Of The Sea (42:16.671)
All right, there you go. That is your AI song for the week. Once again, if you want to hear that song in its entirety, head on over to Sorry for the Delay.live slash AI radio and it'll be right there as well as all the other songs that we've had on this podcast. So.
Joshua Cowboy Of The Weed (42:17.503)
Nice, nice.
Joshua Cowboy Of The Weed (42:31.053)
Yeah, it's one of those sorry for the delay AI originals right there.
SEAN Cowboy Of The Sea (42:35.126)
yeah buddy, yeah. So how'd you feel? How'd you feel about the little gamer tone underneath that?
Joshua Cowboy Of The Weed (42:38.285)
You know if they make another Lego movie I hope that makes the new Lego movie because That seems pretty fitting for an intro little Lego guy riding in on a whore like it's like you said, it's pixelated It's very fitting for like a that kind of genre. So I like it very original
SEAN Cowboy Of The Sea (42:41.983)
You
Yes. Yeah.
SEAN Cowboy Of The Sea (42:55.423)
I think I might have to redo this logo as a pixel, a pixel art one, just as a limited edition run. Maybe that can be your first Joshua's bootleg.
Joshua Cowboy Of The Weed (43:07.277)
Joshua bootleg, Joshua's bootleg brand. Sorry for the lay. I like it. I like it. like it. I like it, That's cool. No, that's why is it too long? It's perfect. It's perfect.
SEAN Cowboy Of The Sea (43:14.441)
So I'm good. I'm glad you liked it. I know it took too long. I'm sorry everybody on that storytelling. Well, I know, Joshua, but I know the people are used to just having an hour of us. They don't want to listen to us for like an hour and 50 minutes, you know? So let's get on over to your cannabis corner.
Joshua Cowboy Of The Weed (43:29.613)
All right. Okay. So as I mentioned in the beginning of this, there is relevance to my mystery drink. And I'm glad I've gotten at least halfway through this mystery drink because in the month of green, we're doing a little bit different. We went with this bad boy right here. The mystery drink has been revealed. You have to slide over to start for delay to check it out. But this is it's kind of hard to see.
This is mad tasty. It's a grapefruit flavored sparkling drink. It is 20 % milligrams of CBD. Very, very hard to see. So very, hard to see. Yeah. But I started drinking this at the very beginning of these. And to be very honest with you, to get into cannabis corner, we got to slide into the cannabis mindset because that's the only way
SEAN Cowboy Of The Sea (44:11.635)
Wow. Yeah, we have to zoom in and enhance on that.
Joshua Cowboy Of The Weed (44:29.559)
to think through these here. Sean, it's the only way you can do it.
SEAN Cowboy Of The Sea (44:31.207)
Okay, okay. Wait, does this does this topic have anything to do with our dinosaurs real or is that something completely different?
Joshua Cowboy Of The Weed (44:39.105)
You we're you know, we haven't gotten through cannabis corner yet We got it. You got to get through this to get to the dinosaurs man. You can't talk dinosaurs Without a little bit of cannabis buddy, you just can't go there. Okay, so Sean as we did last week Come have seat with me in cannabis corner, please and I don't have an animation Sean's Sean Maybe Mia somebody I mean ideas like yeah
SEAN Cowboy Of The Sea (44:43.839)
I'm sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry. Okay, I'm just so curious on the dinosaurs. What does that even mean? All right.
Yep, I'm ready.
SEAN Cowboy Of The Sea (45:03.551)
I was waiting for an actual room to pop up. My bad, my bad.
Joshua Cowboy Of The Weed (45:08.779)
I'm not, know, Sean is the very arti- he's, he's really good at what he does so, mad respects to him for that but I don't have a cannabis corner button. We're just gonna have to just get here the old fashioned way. Yeah. Yeah. yeah. Yeah. Alright, here you go. The fog is about to set in, Sean. Here we go. Are you ready for cannabis corner? Okay, Sean. Here we go.
SEAN Cowboy Of The Sea (45:20.648)
Okay, just visualize it visual and for those of you listening just continue to listen. That's how it works
SEAN Cowboy Of The Sea (45:35.091)
Yeah, I'm ready. Yeah. I think he's already high.
Joshua Cowboy Of The Weed (45:38.808)
Got a couple questions for you, Sean. Now that we're nice and lit. You know, like I said, it's for somebody who ever drink one of these. It's getting me there, I think. Yeah, it actually, yeah, no, it actually tastes really, really good. So I was hoping, you know, to feel the effects at least, you know, 45 minutes in now that we're, and I'm halfway through this drink, so I didn't chug the whole thing. But, you know, I'm sipping on it and it actually is really good. It's a sparkling water. So, but it does taste like grapefruit. It's tasty.
SEAN Cowboy Of The Sea (45:45.319)
Is it good? Does it taste good? I mean, have questions.
SEAN Cowboy Of The Sea (46:00.947)
Yeah, it's like your time. Casual with it.
SEAN Cowboy Of The Sea (46:06.207)
Is it okay? Yeah, that's what was gonna ask if it tasted like grapefruit. Is it like sweet or is it like is it just like a like watered down juice kind of like taste?
Joshua Cowboy Of The Weed (46:15.627)
Yeah, it's like a sels- selsery? Sels- a selser-type sparkling- yeah. It's- it's a hint of grapefruit.
SEAN Cowboy Of The Sea (46:19.645)
Okay, okay. So like, almost like a okay, got it. Gotcha. Okay. Yeah, like grapefruit just like wiped its ass on it. Alright, let's get it. Everybody. Yes. Yep. I'm ready.
Joshua Cowboy Of The Weed (46:27.917)
Basically, yeah, yeah, just shit on it. Just busted all over it Alright Sean, you ready? Here it is for your first cannabis corner question Now that we're good and lit Sean if tomatoes are fruit Does that mean ketchup is a smoothie?
SEAN Cowboy Of The Sea (46:39.615)
Mm.
SEAN Cowboy Of The Sea (46:50.111)
God, that's a tough one. This is, this is deep.
Joshua Cowboy Of The Weed (47:00.408)
deep. This is to let it take you there. Let you I'm gonna sip. I'm gonna I'm gonna get deeper. Going deeper.
SEAN Cowboy Of The Sea (47:05.0)
Yeah, you you do your sip. I mean, I think I can justify this. think so a smoothie, right? A smoothie is just blended whatever with either water, milk, oat milk, right? Some people use sherbert. So I'm going to say yes, because I feel like a smoothie is fruit plus sugar plus water. That's that's what I would think a smoothie is.
So yes, because tomatoes are fruit and you add sugar to ketchup, right? Yeah, I would say yes. Yes, that is a smoothie. Yes. Throwing it in there.
Joshua Cowboy Of The Weed (47:43.341)
Correct?
Joshua Cowboy Of The Weed (47:47.234)
So ketchup is a smoothie. If they don't want to do that. Okay. Cool. If you own a smoothie shop, I hope to see this on your menu somewhere. I don't know what you're going charge for this shit, but...
SEAN Cowboy Of The Sea (47:58.623)
It would probably just be a kind of vinegary though because I think they had vinegar to catch up, right? Am I wrong on that? Yeah, maybe, or give it like some acidity. I don't know. I don't know. Sure. Smoothie. Smoothie it up, baby.
Joshua Cowboy Of The Weed (48:04.256)
to like preserve it or whatever they do with it.
No, okay, smooth smoothie it is. Alright, so ketchup is a smoothie according to Sean. Alright, number two, Sean.
SEAN Cowboy Of The Sea (48:14.046)
Mm-hmm.
Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm.
Joshua Cowboy Of The Weed (48:19.949)
Can you daydream at night?
SEAN Cowboy Of The Sea (48:23.595)
Yeah, for sure. Because our nights isn't the same for everybody else's night. You know, people work graveyard shifts, Joshua. People work graveyard shifts. So their nighttime is the day, right? Their nighttime is when the sun is up. So their daytime is when the sun is down. So what is night, but just time. And what is time, but an illusion. So.
Joshua Cowboy Of The Weed (48:32.969)
shit. Okay.
Joshua Cowboy Of The Weed (48:47.789)
Mmm.
Joshua Cowboy Of The Weed (48:52.685)
I think you took me even deeper, deeper than I wanted to go on that question. Yeah, that was, that was deep, man. I'm so far in this corner right now. Holy shit. I'm melting. I feel like I've gone past cannabis and I'm getting that going down LSD road right now. Cause that was, that was hard. All right. Number three, Sean.
SEAN Cowboy Of The Sea (48:54.663)
Yeah, I'm gonna go deep inside you today.
my god.
SEAN Cowboy Of The Sea (49:12.638)
I'm ready.
Joshua Cowboy Of The Weed (49:14.239)
If a bunch of cats jump on top of each other, is it still a doggy pile?
SEAN Cowboy Of The Sea (49:17.98)
Mm-hmm.
You
SEAN Cowboy Of The Sea (49:26.911)
If you could show me a bunch of cats jumping on each other in a fun and quirky manner in real life. No, no, it's not. No, it's, it's a, it's a kitty pile, you know, kitty pile. Yeah. Meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow,
Joshua Cowboy Of The Weed (49:28.278)
You
Joshua Cowboy Of The Weed (49:37.709)
You
Joshua Cowboy Of The Weed (49:44.782)
All right, cool. Well, that is my three cannabis corner questions and If you got the other ones out there, I'm always looking for thought-provoking questions Doesn't have to do know, you don't have to be on cannabis to ask these questions But if you got a question and you want to post in the comment because we would love to read it
SEAN Cowboy Of The Sea (50:01.79)
Wonderful.
Joshua Cowboy Of The Weed (50:14.253)
We love that shit. So post down below and let us know man. curious. Alright moving on. Yeah let's get to dinosaurs man. There we go. Dinosaurs Sean. This is still a thing. Like people you know the whole flat earth thing. Have we ever gone to the moon? There's all kinds of topics.
SEAN Cowboy Of The Sea (50:16.927)
Yeah. Let us know. Why not? Fuck it. Yeah. All right. Now do we get to talk about dinosaurs?
SEAN Cowboy Of The Sea (50:29.946)
shit, I'm ready.
SEAN Cowboy Of The Sea (50:37.159)
Wait, you're saying people don't believe in dinosaurs? Is that what you're talking about right now?
Joshua Cowboy Of The Weed (50:41.183)
Sean, you know, you know, the great, you know, there's all kinds of things where people are just like, you know, I don't know if they're real or not, man. I don't know if they are real. So dinosaurs, I need, I need to know what your stance is on dinosaurs. Do you believe dinosaurs are real?
SEAN Cowboy Of The Sea (50:52.391)
Mm-hmm. Okay. All right. Sure.
SEAN Cowboy Of The Sea (51:06.142)
I waited 53 minutes 51 minutes to get the question. Do you think dinosaurs are real? Yes, I believe dinosaurs are real Joshua
Joshua Cowboy Of The Weed (51:06.765)
You
Joshua Cowboy Of The Weed (51:13.894)
Yeah, I had to get through this can man. I had to get through the CBD can before we got all the way to the dinosaur question.
SEAN Cowboy Of The Sea (51:22.047)
If you are out there not believing in dinosaurs.
Joshua Cowboy Of The Weed (51:24.845)
Okay, let's be nice. Wait, let's be nice, because these are real people that exist. These are real people, Sean. You remember, there's believers in all kinds of things. Like people won't eat fruit because they think it's bad for them. So let's just, let's reel it back. That's or, or shit on them. Shit on whatever you want to do, buddy.
SEAN Cowboy Of The Sea (51:32.255)
I'm sorry, I'll turn it down.
Jesus Christ. All right. Yep. Reeling it back. Reeling it back. Listen, if any of you are out there right now, believing that dinosaurs never existed, I want you to take a good hard look at yourself in that mirror, right? In that mirror and ask yourself the question, am I stupid?
SEAN Cowboy Of The Sea (52:07.889)
Let me know, put it in the comments. Are you? Are you? Prove to me, for the love of God, if you believe that dinosaurs are not real, please, please come at me in the comments. Let me know. Give me your proof. And maybe next week I will believe as well. But until that moment, really take a hard look at yourself and ask if you were even worth the sperm.
that was shot out of that penis.
Joshua Cowboy Of The Weed (52:37.261)
Oh my god. don't even know if I want to follow up with that. I'm going to let the comments speak for themselves when it comes to this whole thing. So I really hope people who listen to Sean's take on dinosaurs.
SEAN Cowboy Of The Sea (52:40.009)
Just saying, just saying. For the record, I don't believe in dinosaurs, Joshua. Just throwing that out there.
you
You
Yeah, we'll see. Nobody listens to this. Once you get past 45 seconds, nobody listens.
Joshua Cowboy Of The Weed (53:05.601)
God, this would be I hope you make it this far. That'd be fun. But yeah, dinosaurs, man. OK, all right. You they're real. OK, Sean. OK, got it. Got it. Yeah, I mean, I'm a man of science, so I've been to lots of museums. I've seen a lot of dinosaur bones. mean, I guess you could do the you know, were you there when it dug up? Are you there when it died? Were you there when it got buried? There's a whole lot of were you there's.
SEAN Cowboy Of The Sea (53:12.969)
They're real. What about you? Do you feel like dinosaurs are real?
SEAN Cowboy Of The Sea (53:20.606)
medicine.
Joshua Cowboy Of The Weed (53:34.894)
But nobody was there when, you know, the sun burst into a ball and the planets were created. Nobody was there. But we're all here too for this. it's like, how far do you take your beliefs? Where do you want to go with these beliefs? So I don't know. But I've seen a lot of evidence that dinosaurs are real. But I'm like you. You know, if somebody believes in a flat Earth, I would love for you to pay for me to go to wherever the world ends. If you want to pay for me to go there and you can show me this, I'll go there.
SEAN Cowboy Of The Sea (53:58.055)
You
SEAN Cowboy Of The Sea (54:02.569)
We'll put it on the the sorry for the adventure vlogs.
Joshua Cowboy Of The Weed (54:05.793)
Yeah, I mean, I don't have $40,000 to go on this adventure to figure out like you could pay for me and then show me like I'm totally cool with that. You know, you buy me that I'll buy you lunch. How about that? It's a fair fucking trade. You know what I mean?
SEAN Cowboy Of The Sea (54:18.505)
Here's the real question, Joshua. Are chickens dinosaurs? I don't know. I don't know. That's a conspiracy corner.
Joshua Cowboy Of The Weed (54:27.425)
Yeah, that's a big debate right there. That is true. Yeah, buddy.
SEAN Cowboy Of The Sea (54:31.369)
Man, all right. Cool beans, dinosaurs, let us know how you feel about them. Anyways, buddy, let's do some fun finds. Let's start landing this plane. I forgot to tell the waitresses and waiters that we are in fact flying and we are in fact above 30,000 feet. So let's start landing this bad boy, buddy. Let's do some fun finds. What do you got? Who do you got? How do you got?
Joshua Cowboy Of The Weed (54:36.791)
Fucking awesome,
Joshua Cowboy Of The Weed (54:44.844)
Mm.
Joshua Cowboy Of The Weed (54:49.485)
All right.
Joshua Cowboy Of The Weed (54:54.829)
So so I'm gonna have to back up because this fun find is gonna take up a lot of what I'm this camera So you're gonna slide over to YouTube you have to check this out because what I'm about to show is pretty fucking cool It was given to me By a family member I appreciate that. He gave me this it's pretty fucking awesome, and it was a piece of original art I believe that was drawn for him on this piece
SEAN Cowboy Of The Sea (55:21.427)
No.
Joshua Cowboy Of The Weed (55:23.117)
I didn't ask the name of the artist, check this fucking thing out. It's pretty fucking sick though. Check it out.
SEAN Cowboy Of The Sea (55:30.431)
All right, let's do it. Joshua's holding, Joshua's holding a skateboard with killer clowns from outer space. The clowns from outer space painted on that skateboard. It is pretty fucking cool. Wow, that is, that is amazing, Joshua. That's really fucking cool.
Joshua Cowboy Of The Weed (55:53.654)
It is pretty sick, right? Yeah. Yeah, super fucking cool. Yeah, all hand draw and it is was the use skateboard. So I mean, you can see the edges. mean, this thing was like legit. So this is an opposed or skateboard. This thing was fucking used. Yeah, obviously the art came afterwards, but yeah, it's a pretty cool piece. And that was given to me by a family member by my younger brother. So fucking sick. Thank you for hooking it up with that beautiful piece of art.
SEAN Cowboy Of The Sea (55:55.977)
Damn. Damn. That's really nice.
SEAN Cowboy Of The Sea (56:03.676)
Okay.
SEAN Cowboy Of The Sea (56:09.919)
god.
Joshua Cowboy Of The Weed (56:21.355)
I get the artist's name. I should have that before we recorded this, but we'll throw it out there.
SEAN Cowboy Of The Sea (56:25.783)
well. Too late now. Pretty fucking cool, Joshua. And the only thing...
Joshua Cowboy Of The Weed (56:27.975)
fucking sick. Thank you for that. And if anybody else wants to give us some art, give us some stuff, we will always show that shit off so just throwing that out there too.
SEAN Cowboy Of The Sea (56:35.615)
Hell yeah, for sure dude. The only thing that could be better than a fictional clown, Joshua, is a real clown. Not in the derogatory sense, but like in a hilarious funny man. Joshua, I alluded it to, I alluded it earlier, but I did get this beautiful signature Gabriel Iglesias.
Funko Pup, buddy. This is him in his Jack in the Box outfit, I guess you can say. But it is signed by him and it is phenomenal. By the way, it is going very slow. You're welcome. Yeah. So that is my fun find and sorry, that is my Funko for the week. Just the beautiful Gabriel and Gleskos hand signed Funko. There's no art for the week. I think Joshua had that covered kind of.
Joshua Cowboy Of The Weed (57:20.187)
Yeah, thank you for doing that. Thank you.
SEAN Cowboy Of The Sea (57:33.695)
serendipitous because I had no art so you had the art and I had the Funko this week. There's that. Beautiful. Thank you Gabriel for coming to Seattle up here and thank you for signing all those we really appreciate it. Joshua what do you got for some fortunes baby?
Joshua Cowboy Of The Weed (57:40.031)
Mm-hmm.
Joshua Cowboy Of The Weed (57:50.99)
So for fortunes, we're going again with the Dirty Dozen fortune. You know, we're putting the other ones back on the back burner, but so we're going to get into the Dirty Dozen fortune. And if this is your first time watching, we usually open fortune cookies at the end of the scene to kind of give you a little bit of humor, give you a little bit of fortune. You kind of just do all kinds of different shit on this podcast. So if you made it this far, thank you for listening. Thank you for watching. And I got these fuckers on Amazon. They're pretty cool. So if you want to mix it up a little bit, they got these things out there.
SEAN Cowboy Of The Sea (57:55.316)
you
Joshua Cowboy Of The Weed (58:20.205)
So this is the dirty dozen fortune and this is your fortune for episode 79. April 1st. April. Happy for fools everybody. And let me get in this thing. Get the cookie all over the fucking ground like I always do. I hate this shit. My dog's coming to eat it up so it's all good. Just kidding. I know right. Puppy vacuums. You know you don't need a Dyson. Just get a couple little dogs and going around the house to eat up all your shit.
SEAN Cowboy Of The Sea (58:35.871)
you
SEAN Cowboy Of The Sea (58:39.583)
That's the best part of this whole situation is the cookies that fall from Joshua.
Joshua Cowboy Of The Weed (58:49.813)
Alright, here you go for your fortune for April 1st, episode 79 is tonight you'll be treated like a, ooh, it says like queef, but it's like cross out and it says queen. So it's kinda hard to, yeah.
SEAN Cowboy Of The Sea (59:04.733)
Ha ha
So it's like tonight you'll be treated like a instead of queef Queen Got it. Got it. Understood funny. At least it's new at least it's new. I like the fact that it's
Joshua Cowboy Of The Weed (59:11.373)
Queef. It's Queen.
Joshua Cowboy Of The Weed (59:17.133)
That is a new fortune. Yeah, that is a new fortune. If you've been listening, we had a couple repeats. I think last week was a repeat out of this dozen right here, but they're fun.
SEAN Cowboy Of The Sea (59:29.215)
Yeah, always fun, bro. Always really fun. All right. And as always on this podcast, so Joshua gives you guys a fortune. Sometimes they used to have lucky numbers on them, but these ones do not. So to compensate, I give you guys lucky numbers that you guys can go and do whatever you want with for whatever nefarious reasons you would like. And they are seven lucky numbers for you. So here they are this week. We have three, five, 23, 37, 39, 44 and 46. One more time for the people in the back that are still asleep.
Joshua Cowboy Of The Weed (59:40.182)
Yeah, exactly.
SEAN Cowboy Of The Sea (59:59.359)
There's 3, 5, 23, 37, 39, 44, and 46 are your seven lucky numbers for the week, Joshua. We made it to the end of episode 79. Joshua, 80 episodes next week. Are you fucking excited?
Joshua Cowboy Of The Weed (01:00:15.319)
This is fucking awesome, and I mean we've done 80 episodes these two original guys we started this what last year forget the actual date I wish I would have wrote it down, but we started this thing over a year ago in our year yet. Yeah, I think it's
SEAN Cowboy Of The Sea (01:00:27.709)
We started this September 12th, 2024. But what people don't realize is that we have a backup. whole, Joshua, there was probably like four months of backup episodes that we've, like we started, never came out because we were just trying to find the footing of the podcast. And we never found the footing until probably episode, this episode, 79.
Joshua Cowboy Of The Weed (01:00:33.559)
Jesus.
Joshua Cowboy Of The Weed (01:00:51.661)
If this isn't it yeah, this is it many more to come. Yeah
SEAN Cowboy Of The Sea (01:00:57.501)
Yeah, many more for sure. Joshua, where is your ending monologue? Let's land this plane, give the people or tell the people what's going on.
Joshua Cowboy Of The Weed (01:01:07.327)
So I thought I'd just end this one with a quote from very special, special person. And this person said it like this, the biggest killer on the planet is stress. And I still think the best medicine is and always has been cannabis. So this is the month of green and I want to say thank you, Willie Nelson for dropping that beautiful quote.
Because if there's anybody that knows green and knows how to be stress free and live life and love and be creative musically and adapt to all types of different things, it's good old Willie Nelson. So thank you, Willie. And thank you guys for watching. Thank you for listening. Thank you for all the original people out there. And if you want to be a biter, go ahead and bite. There's enough here to chew on. You know, go ahead and chew.
I got a little extra here, there, and there, and there. know, could chew it, you lick it, whatever you want to do. Let's have fun. You know, it's all good. Let's have fun everybody. Thank you.
SEAN Cowboy Of The Sea (01:02:07.955)
man
SEAN Cowboy Of The Sea (01:02:12.329)
There you go. Thank you, Joshua, for that. And thank you again to all of you watching and listening. Couldn't have done it without you guys. The Vegas vlog came out last week. Feel free to check that one out. It's only three minutes long. Didn't take that much time on it, but it is really fun. All that music in there is with AI. Spoiler alert, it's really good. But yeah, give that a watch, give it a like. And yeah, I don't have much more to say other than this, Joshua, a question. Why?
Was the Chinese food so expensive?
Joshua Cowboy Of The Weed (01:02:46.285)
Why was it so expensive? Because I didn't have any money in my bank account?
SEAN Cowboy Of The Sea (01:02:48.125)
Yeah, yeah, why was it so expensive?
No, Joshua, it's because the cookies cost a fortune.
And with that being said guys, we will see you next week. Deuces.
Joshua Cowboy Of The Weed (01:03:02.562)
Yeah.
