Sorry For The Delay | EP.84
Chapters
00:00Introduction and Humor
01:26Unboxing and Collectibles
03:50Beverage Choices and ASMR
07:13Housekeeping and Updates
10:20Star Wars Celebration
15:27Hypothetical Travel Dimensions
18:44Exploring the Microcosm: Inside the Human Body
22:13Rapid Fire Fun: Quick Questions and Answers
27:00AI Song Showcase: Musical Creativity Unleashed
31:59Spin It: Google Prompts and Fun Discoveries
38:24Microwaving Myths and Grape Plasma
40:20The Great Gorilla Debate
46:20Iron Man vs. Aliens Showdown
50:54Fun Finds and Collectibles
56:02Closing Thoughts and Lucky Numbers
Sound Bites
"Everything we do is very important."
"I got a billion year old dick."
"It's so frosty."
"We made it, we made it."
"May the fourth be with you."
"I want to take a poll."
"I love this shit."
"Whoa, plasma from a grape?"
"Sacrifices will be made."
"The sheer numbers, I think, just..."
"Iron Man vs. one million aliens?"
Transcript
Sean “Snack Attack” (01:26.2)
Hello and welcome to another episode of Sorry for the Delay. We are your hosts. name is Sean. This is Joshua. Joshua, every week I ask you the same question. How are you doing today? I got it up. I got it up.
Joshua “The Human Burrito (01:47.426)
It's the same question with the same stupid chuckle out of me, right? All these have it like there's always got to be a chuckle. I this guy always laughing. Yeah Still that's still the chuckle coming like there's not enough clowns already. It's enough circuses, know, like this what's going on here? I'm doing good actually but what I wanted to do in the very beginning of the episode is like cuz I didn't open the box like so if you watched last week I Introduced where they called the ju the Jubes are what's that thing?
Sean “Snack Attack” (01:51.16)
84 episodes and it's still funny to you.
Sean “Snack Attack” (02:00.632)
Hmm.
never enough
Sean “Snack Attack” (02:15.564)
The Jubies!
Joshua “The Human Burrito (02:16.686)
The Jubies what's it was they called the the bee boos the bee bars or the bee bops? Yeah, so I didn't open the box I just thought I'd do it in the very beginning of it because there's like collectibles. There's chase You know, there's there's like this whole fucking thing, right? So I just wanted to show it off real quick in the beginning just to kind of get it out of the way So let me grab a little cycle real quick So this is if you didn't watch last week's episode, this is what I showed off on last week's episode
Sean “Snack Attack” (02:26.737)
my God. Yeah.
Joshua “The Human Burrito (02:44.398)
There's a couple different versions of this if you can see it Well, yeah, cuz I I did open it I did I mean cuz I wanted to like cuz I want cuz I didn't want to just rip the box open and just take up a bunch of time You know, I just wanted to get into it. So, Thought I showed off real quick, but this is what we got inside everybody if you're just kind of wondering This is the little guy that came in the box
Sean “Snack Attack” (02:47.232)
Why does it look like you've already opened it?
Sean “Snack Attack” (03:08.291)
Whoa, look at him. He has a coca-cola not sponsored by the way, but we will accept the sponsorship
Joshua “The Human Burrito (03:14.382)
So it's actually pretty cool. I mean, I don't think it's the collectible because there's two. There's the one that actually has the Coke bottle and the one that has Coke can. So I ended up with the little guy with the Coke can. It's pretty cool. It's pretty big too. Very soft, very fluffy.
Sean “Snack Attack” (03:24.716)
That's cool. I love them. you gonna, just are you gonna wear them on your pants? Like the cool kids do?
Joshua “The Human Burrito (03:30.19)
No, but I might I mean I might turn it into a butt plug. You know, it's kind of yeah, so I Mean I'm not not like I'm gonna wear it or anything, but you know, I could just put on the resale market
Sean “Snack Attack” (03:36.992)
Well, that's wonderful. I accept that.
yeah, yeah, yeah. I'll take it, I'll take it if you use it first.
Joshua “The Human Burrito (03:47.616)
Literally, he'll take it. Yeah. yeah. Let's want to get that out the way first. Yeah.
Sean “Snack Attack” (03:50.36)
Just like thank you for that and just like every week buddy. What is in your cup this week? What do you what are you chugging on?
Joshua “The Human Burrito (03:56.718)
Alright so I didn't pop it yet because I know we like that SMRI or IMS. I get it I fuck all these things up. I put ASAMR yeah yeah IMS. don't know whatever it is. ASMR all this shit's hot you know what I mean. So I tried one of these before but it's just been sitting in the back of my fridge. I know things don't get dusty in your fridge but this thing has been back there so I thought I just I thought I'd dust it off but this is one of these
Sean “Snack Attack” (04:01.886)
I am ASMR? IMS? You messaging the sounds?
Yeah.
Sean “Snack Attack” (04:20.44)
Thanks, doggy.
Joshua “The Human Burrito (04:25.324)
VMC Canelo Alvarez, Hibiscus, Jamaica and Hibiscus cocktails.
Sean “Snack Attack” (04:33.496)
There's a lot of words coming out of your mouth right there.
Joshua “The Human Burrito (04:37.198)
Yeah, there's a- I mean, yeah. You never tried one of these? These are one of these like cocktail sort of- you can't?
Sean “Snack Attack” (04:39.832)
Yeah, no, no, I can't I can't get those up here like I can I like we've tried to look for those ones But we we have no nothing. Yeah, so there's that
Joshua “The Human Burrito (04:48.972)
Yeah, so I mean it has a signature on the back of it, so I guess it's kind of supposed to be good, you know, if you put your name on something. But, let me, so this is gonna be my cup if you just didn't hear the crack there of the drink.
Sean “Snack Attack” (04:54.136)
Yeah.
Ooh, there's that crack. Snap, crackle, pop, baby.
Sean “Snack Attack” (05:07.67)
He's pouring it into his cup. Yeah, that sounds nice. It sounds refreshing. It sounds like a summer, like a summer evening kind of thing today. Yeah, that's nice.
Joshua “The Human Burrito (05:09.4)
Yeah, yeah, this is great. This is great.
Joshua “The Human Burrito (05:17.486)
Okay, first, gotta smell it. Okay, very flavorful. Okay, I'm getting the Jamaica. I'm getting a whole bunch of bubbles. I might sneeze. on. Yeah, like champagne bubbles. Yeah. So it's like a sparkly. They also got, it's a Blanco tequila with natural flavors and sparkling water. Whenever it says natural, you know it's not going to be natural. There's nothing natural about it.
Sean “Snack Attack” (05:20.194)
Yeah? Now what notes are you getting? Yeah, what notes are you getting? Okay, all right.
Sean “Snack Attack” (05:28.514)
whole bunch of bubbles but like champagne bubbles or like what kind of what kind of bubbles you got there
Sean “Snack Attack” (05:38.614)
Wanko tequila.
yeah. Natural can be literally anything is what I discovered recently. So it's not just things from nature, but it can also be nature derivative as in like chemicals. So, yeah, nothing, nothing safe anymore.
Joshua “The Human Burrito (05:49.518)
You're kidding.
Joshua “The Human Burrito (05:58.786)
Yeah, like sucked right out of the ground. Yeah, really. Yeah, exactly. So let me give us a sip here. Let's let's yeah, let's see here.
Sean “Snack Attack” (06:05.794)
Give it a sip buddy. Yeah. Put it on your palate. Taste it. He's sipping. He's chugging. Ooh. What has he got?
Joshua “The Human Burrito (06:13.326)
Hmm. Okay, over ice, it tastes really, really good. So I gotta hand it to him. This actually, it's too bad you can't get it up there because I'd love for you to try this, Sean. And if you're listening, give this stuff a try because it's actually not too bad.
Sean “Snack Attack” (06:17.469)
okay, okay.
Sean “Snack Attack” (06:27.96)
Okay, alright. I'll take your word for it, buddy. Very nice. Also, your glass looks cold as fuck, so that's kinda nice.
Joshua “The Human Burrito (06:35.352)
It's so frosty. mean it makes a difference when you drink something like that, like ice cold. So it's delicious. Yeah. But what, what, what, what are you, what are you sipping on over there?
Sean “Snack Attack” (06:39.884)
Yeah. dude, I can imagine. Definitely imagine.
I'm thinking a little thing out of last week's episode. I'm drinking it just an inclined cider again Got the tropics in my little koozie here. Just I love this cider. It's so fucking good, dude. Mm-hmm it's delicious and then on top of that Joshua I also have a just a just a shot of burpees in here just for funsies just to bring on bring on the energy You know, I'm kind of tired, but I'm ready. I'm ready and willing so give me let me have a little sip of this thing
Joshua “The Human Burrito (06:57.294)
Those are good. I mean, they're classic.
Joshua “The Human Burrito (07:05.484)
No.
Joshua “The Human Burrito (07:13.1)
I mean, this is is another night episode. We love these.
Sean “Snack Attack” (07:16.12)
Mmm.
Joshua “The Human Burrito (07:19.854)
Listen to him. Listen to him.
Sean “Snack Attack” (07:20.076)
damn Burbys is so good just smooth caramel shortbread god yeah I love it but yeah definitely another late night episode not a super late night pod like last week thank the Lord that was a
Joshua “The Human Burrito (07:25.147)
Yeah, he's loving that. He's having love with that.
Joshua “The Human Burrito (07:35.69)
I know that we went deep into the night. I mean what we didn't we get off like so we filmed all the way up until like What is it? 12 45 or something like look we were on super late and then we didn't get off to like 2 30 in the morning and Then I had to be working like 6 the next day and Sean's like I feel sorry for you, buddy And I'm like, yeah, I feel sorry for you too. Like shit are for myself
Sean “Snack Attack” (07:51.471)
yeah, yeah, we were.
Yeah, yeah, that was that was a tough one tough fucking day, but we made it we made it it was a pretty decent episode But before we move on buddy Let's do some housekeeping as I've come to do these beginning of the episodes now. So get used to it Sorry for the delayed out live. Check out the full transcript of this episode If you want to read a giant book also known as novels everything that we say
Joshua “The Human Burrito (08:04.398)
Yeah, it was fun.
Sean “Snack Attack” (08:24.408)
will be unedited in that novel. So good luck and don't cancel us. So sorry for a little late alive to do that. If you want to do that as well as there's a little search bar on there, use that feature. If you want to hear about anything that we've talked about or you think, have the guys talked about, I don't know, alien abductions, go ahead and type that in the search and it'll show you the episode we talked about that. So it's a pretty cool feature. Other than that.
Uh, still working on the backend of a merge, uh, getting that work. I'm Joshua. I'm calling it. It's probably going to be within the next month. Like it's it's coming. So everybody holds your little horses. We're getting there. It's going to be great. So.
Joshua “The Human Burrito (09:06.516)
I mean typically when you work on somebody's back end, know, good old BBL doesn't take that long, but this is a different type of BBL. This is like we're going big. were going. This is going to be an unnatural back end. Type of work.
Sean “Snack Attack” (09:10.565)
yeah, BBL. Yeah.
Sean “Snack Attack” (09:17.272)
Yeah, there you go. And I guess just to be full transparency with this, when I say we're working on the back end of this, we are making sure that when you guys go to the website and you order something that it actually ships out. So we're making sure the connections get connected. That's what we're doing. So that's what we've been testing throughout these few weeks. So that's that's it. Yeah. No.
Joshua “The Human Burrito (09:31.054)
I know right?
Joshua “The Human Burrito (09:36.492)
Yeah, this is not going to be your typical rug pull. This is not going to be a Hawk to a girl. This is not going to be one of those meme coins that you just dump a bunch of money into and then it never comes back. You're like waiting on something. It's not going to be one of those. This is going to be legitimate. You're going to have tangible items in your hand. Be put them on your back, sleeping in them.
Sean “Snack Attack” (09:51.51)
Yes, exactly. So we're just making sure all of that works, including the sales taxes and stuff on our back end for tax purposes and shit like that. So we're making sure all that works before we send this off into you guys, your guys's hands. So that's it. That's all I got. I think that is pretty much everything for housekeeping, Joshua, unless you have something else. Did I forget anything? OK. OK, sure. Yeah, I'll get I'll get out of the housekeeping corner.
Joshua “The Human Burrito (10:12.726)
No, no, I mean, I'm ready to talk about something before we get into the chat, though.
Sean “Snack Attack” (10:20.76)
There you go, buddy. Go for it. Lay it on me. What you got, buddy?
Joshua “The Human Burrito (10:21.998)
Well because today yeah cuz because today what is what is this? know what date is it's May 6 I do I just want to say a big shout out and To all the listeners if you're one of those people that celebrated the May the 4th be with you
Sean “Snack Attack” (10:27.928)
Hmm?
be single, I?
Sean “Snack Attack” (10:39.165)
yeah, May the 4th, my favorite holiday.
Joshua “The Human Burrito (10:40.736)
Yes, so may the fourth be with you. So all the people out there celebrating all that. But I do have to ask Sean, Sean, do you do you have a favorite Star Wars movie?
Sean “Snack Attack” (10:44.343)
and also with you.
Sean “Snack Attack” (10:48.418)
Sure, yeah, what do you got?
Sean “Snack Attack” (10:52.656)
shit. I knew I should have saw this one coming. but I was not prepared. I would, fuck. think, five, five is probably my favorite. followed controversial take on this one. the one with Daisy Ridley, the first one that she did the force awakens, I think. like that's what it was, but yeah, that one is also up there for me. Yeah. Sorry.
Joshua “The Human Burrito (10:56.878)
You
Joshua “The Human Burrito (11:04.76)
Five.
Joshua “The Human Burrito (11:21.87)
He did not prepare for this he should have seen that, you know, the fourth be with you coming
Sean “Snack Attack” (11:22.434)
Yeah, did not prepare for that one.
Sean “Snack Attack” (11:28.5)
I forget what dates these come out on. Joshua's the only one who knows. just kind of go with it. And Joshua tells me the date and I go, yeah. Hey, happy Cinco de Mayo. If you celebrated that happy May the fourth.
Joshua “The Human Burrito (11:38.51)
That's what that's what's happening. Yeah, but I mean I had I myself had to look this up because there's been so many Star Wars movies I should have actually wrote down the number like how many there is because there's a shit ton of them But call me old but one of my favorites I got I got three favorites actually cuz you know, I looked into it My top three so I'm going with episode four, which is a new hope. It's actually the first one that came out in 1977 believe it or not
Sean “Snack Attack” (11:56.6)
Okay, your top three is what it is. Yeah. Yeah.
Ooh!
Sean “Snack Attack” (12:07.66)
Darn you.
Joshua “The Human Burrito (12:08.558)
Yeah, believe it not a new hope 1977 the second one that I wrote down that I actually super Yeah, I really enjoyed is return of the Jedi and of course That's episode 6 and it came out in 1983. I'm not gonna date myself because just do your own fucking math That's the year I was born. So fuck off. I'm a Yeah, I did. Yeah as a baby literally just Sucking on it
Sean “Snack Attack” (12:17.496)
Okay, okay.
Sean “Snack Attack” (12:23.66)
Jesus. Joshua saw that in theater.
Joshua “The Human Burrito (12:34.542)
And my third favorite one is episode eight. It's the last Jedi. That's the newer one.
Sean “Snack Attack” (12:41.452)
Okay, okay, cool. Yeah, I feel that. Okay, can I just say that I would want to have a future Star Wars movie in my list? The Mandalorian is going to be my favorite Star Wars movie when that comes out, whenever that comes out. So I'm putting that on my list right now though. I'm calling it. Sean gets that one first.
Joshua “The Human Burrito (12:53.184)
yeah.
eventually.
Joshua “The Human Burrito (13:01.728)
And I had to ask this also because this could turn into a new thing we do on here. But Sean, rumor has it, rumor has it, Sean, that you used to wear a Star Wars belt.
Sean “Snack Attack” (13:18.006)
The rumors are true, Joshua. I did have a Star Wars belt. Also, I want to know who's been looking at my crotch area to know that I wore a Star Wars belt.
Joshua “The Human Burrito (13:24.258)
Yeah.
Joshua “The Human Burrito (13:29.134)
I mean, I keep my person's secret, but let's just say you did lot of bending over in front of this person over the years that you worked with this person. So you were showing off your ass crack and yeah, the bell was hanging out.
Sean “Snack Attack” (13:31.544)
Yeah, I bet you do pervert.
No idea who you're talking about. Hmm. Actually, I've I'm known to have a great looking ass crack. I mean, I've been in photos, so it's beautiful. Yeah, I will go on camera and admit that. you go. Rumors are true, buddy. Rumors are true. Yeah, yeah, it was a good belt, too. I lost that belt. It was nice. It was like one of those clicky belts where that like you like a seat belt. It was a seat belt style belt. There you go. Yeah, exactly. It was nice.
Joshua “The Human Burrito (13:49.152)
Yeah so the rumor is true. The rumor has it. That is true. That rumor is true. Okay good to know.
Joshua “The Human Burrito (14:04.278)
Also the buckle on it would look like a seatbelt, like an actual little clicker.
Sean “Snack Attack” (14:08.3)
was nice that takes me back to my skateboarding days you can imagine this body on a skateboard yeah it's beautiful artistic sure buddy yeah
Joshua “The Human Burrito (14:13.422)
Yeah, I could I could definitely see that I could obviously that and my last I Got one final thing on before we move on from the May the fourth be with you Sean did have you ever seen the clip of George Lucas when he signed over Lucas films to Disney Have you seen that clip you haven't seen that? Yeah, so yeah, it's it's I mean if you got to look it up on YouTube I was gonna put it on here, but I don't get it like like fucking a strike against us because you're probably control for that shit But it's funny because if you watch it
Sean “Snack Attack” (14:29.014)
No, I don't know if I have. Is it great?
Joshua “The Human Burrito (14:43.404)
The moment George Lucas signs basically Lucas films over to Disney, you could just see the sadness in his face as he just like, it's like basically he gave up his baby pretty much. Yeah.
Sean “Snack Attack” (14:55.32)
no, damn. Well, I mean, I can imagine because you're right. It probably is like giving away your child, you know, so, yeah. Sorry, buddy. You needed the money.
Joshua “The Human Burrito (15:05.504)
Yeah, so Disney owns it now. So I thought that was I thought that was I had to go and look that up, but that was kind of a sad thing. But yeah, that's that's my May the fourth be with you. If you celebrated, I hope you had fun. It's another reason to have a good time.
Sean “Snack Attack” (15:21.246)
Yeah, nice buddy. Well, hey, thank you for bringing that up. completely forgot about that. yeah. Yeah. Hopefully everybody had a great time. Joshua, do you want to get into some topics this week? Got some, I think we got some fun stuff.
Joshua “The Human Burrito (15:27.63)
There you go. So you ready? Yeah. Yeah, we can hit the button. We can hit the button, Sean. We do. I think we do. I mean, I don't know what most of these are, because Sean did throw them my way. Yeah.
Sean “Snack Attack” (15:40.416)
No, I did some heavy lifting this week. I figured I would take some of the burden off Joshua from being there last week, late night with me. So I did some, I did some pushups. I got some stuff ready with the first topic being where would you go? Question mark. The next one is something called fire away. The third topic is spin it. And the last topic, this was Joshua's topic is who would win.
Joshua “The Human Burrito (15:50.862)
Thank
Joshua “The Human Burrito (15:57.773)
Okay.
Joshua “The Human Burrito (16:10.68)
Hmm. Okay. Is that gonna be a Warriors question? I don't know. We're gonna we're gonna we'll see how we see if we get
Sean “Snack Attack” (16:10.712)
So, oh man, we, oh, it better be because the warriors are going to win. saying. Let's start with this first one. This first one I alluded to last week. Uh, where would you go? So we talked about photos and them being different dimensions, right? If this is hypothetical, right? If photos were different dimensions, buddy, where would you go? Where would you want to go? Where,
Joshua “The Human Burrito (16:35.309)
Mm-hmm.
Sean “Snack Attack” (16:39.998)
What would you create in order to go to that place?
Joshua “The Human Burrito (16:44.12)
Do I have options? you just like leaving the floor like wide open? Are you just gonna, are you gonna give me any kind of places to be like?
Sean “Snack Attack” (16:45.568)
Yeah, you can do it.
Yeah, no you can... Yes, if you can physically create it and take a physical photograph of it, you can go to it. So that's your limitation. That's your limitation. What would you want to try to do?
Joshua “The Human Burrito (16:56.951)
Mm-hmm.
Hmm. Okay.
Joshua “The Human Burrito (17:04.084)
I would like to travel inside the human body.
Sean “Snack Attack” (17:08.632)
Excuse me? Excuse me? You want to be inside somebody?
Joshua “The Human Burrito (17:13.453)
I want to be inside and I mean not in like a sexual kind of way because I've already been inside somebody before you know I'm an adult you know I'm out of age I can do this yeah um but yes I want to go inside a person like shrink down to the tiniest of little little things whether I gotta put a little suit on however you got to give me like Ant-Man and shit you know I don't want to cause harm to anybody
Sean “Snack Attack” (17:17.548)
Mm. Uh-huh. Yes. Continue.
Joshua “The Human Burrito (17:39.736)
But just to be able to slide in between the cells and to be able to slide into somebody's body and like just wiggle around a little bit, you know, check it out.
Sean “Snack Attack” (17:40.248)
Okay.
Sean “Snack Attack” (17:47.96)
You want to essentially magic school bus your way into a person. That's what you want?
Joshua “The Human Burrito (17:52.62)
I I mean, not just any, mean, many people, I don't want to discriminate. I want to go inside all kinds of bodies. Many of people.
Sean “Snack Attack” (17:57.94)
Okay, see. Okay. Okay. when you do this, do you think in that dimension, everything would look realistic, right? So it would be like giant red blood cells, or is everything like kind of cartoony for you?
Joshua “The Human Burrito (18:15.062)
I kind of imagine it in a way like, know, when you're a kid and you go to like, remember these have like, like those ball houses, the playhouse, you know, like McDonald, these have all those playpens. You jump into the, the pool of just balls. You know, I kind of imagine shrinking down and just being surrounded by a bunch of little balls, little bunch of squishy balls kind of floating around inside it. Just like a bunch of like bathtub bubbles.
Sean “Snack Attack” (18:21.12)
Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm.
Mm-hmm.
Sean “Snack Attack” (18:33.664)
Okay, okay.
Sean “Snack Attack” (18:37.816)
Weird. So weird. So weird. But I would like to see the pictures of that.
Joshua “The Human Burrito (18:44.728)
Like a fluid like just being inside the body. Because I mean, we all we all think about the large things, the big things in life, right? If you could just shrink down small enough down to the smallest of things, I think it's a whole other universe. So being able to shrink small might explain the big.
Sean “Snack Attack” (18:59.031)
Okay?
Sean “Snack Attack” (19:03.362)
So how would you go about doing that? How would you create something to step into in a photograph like that? Are you just like taking a making a crude drawing of a person and like trying to get into them? Like how would you even go about doing that?
Joshua “The Human Burrito (19:17.238)
I think it starts with one of those like micro cameras that they stick inside the body.
Sean “Snack Attack” (19:22.68)
okay, okay, yeah.
Joshua “The Human Burrito (19:24.526)
You know, so I'd have to be probably have to be the picture would have to be, you know, you have to stick the tiny camera in and physically have to see it on screen. And then in that camera would be a hollow tube. So as soon as I seen it, I could shrink down, slide through that tube. And all of sudden you got a little tiny micro Joshua in your body. Just just wiggling around and doing this thing.
Sean “Snack Attack” (19:31.49)
Yeah, into somebody already. Yeah. Yeah.
Okay.
Sean “Snack Attack” (19:44.556)
That's amazing! okay. Going in there trying to fight off diseases.
Joshua “The Human Burrito (19:50.83)
Yeah, I'll be going in there and fuck shit up. Did it put me in little Iron Man suit? I'll be fighting off cancers and shit and firing off like fucking whatever you got in your body. You're just like send that guy after that shit.
Sean “Snack Attack” (19:53.432)
Put your little eye around the seat.
Sean “Snack Attack” (20:00.816)
that's fucking great, dude. That's fucking great. That's awesome, dude. That's the best answer you could ever give. I love it. I love it. My answer was just going to be I would use chat GPT and create a tropical background and then I would take a picture of that tropical background and I would just live in there for a little while, you know? So I wouldn't mind. That's right. Yeah, that's what I'm saying.
Joshua “The Human Burrito (20:19.736)
Hmm. I mean, that's still an awesome like, why would you not want to go there? I mean, you're looking for relaxation and just to chill out, right? Like that's that's the thing. And I'm over here just trying to go inside somebody's body and just look at all the weird
Sean “Snack Attack” (20:33.294)
Yeah, you a freak bro, you a freak.
Joshua “The Human Burrito (20:35.438)
Yeah, like like I mean I have an imagination I go wild and I just like to take it to different places sometimes I can go to the beach too. I mean you I mean I'll go there with you. I got yeah
Sean “Snack Attack” (20:43.842)
yeah. Yeah, can come on in. Yeah, we could share dimensions. That'd be fucking cool.
Joshua “The Human Burrito (20:49.132)
Yeah, like I'm not shrinking down really small to go hang out on the sand on the beach. Like I'm not doing that. You know what I mean? Like no one wants to be small, get eaten by a crab or some shit. You know what I mean? Yeah. Fuck that. I'm shrinking down. Yeah. I mean, that's a good place to be. I wonder how many people would prefer the beach or the inside of a person's body.
Sean “Snack Attack” (20:57.336)
Yeah, a little mite or some shit a little sand mite like fuck that Yeah, staying on a beach the corona fucking two coronas in my hand, baby
Sean “Snack Attack” (21:11.288)
Is that going to be a poll? Do I need to put a poll? Instead of poll for, I don't know. I'll think about that one.
Joshua “The Human Burrito (21:12.846)
I don't know. Yeah, like whose body would you like to go inside? You know weird.
Sean “Snack Attack” (21:19.448)
Right who? Yeah, it's a weird one. But if I were to answer that question, I would probably say Ozzy Osborne. That man's been through some shit. He's about to go on tour again, Joshua. A farewell tour, I think, is what they were doing.
Joshua “The Human Burrito (21:33.28)
I if you think about it though, like really dive into it, you know, like I think most of us are pretty similar on the inside of our bodies.
Sean “Snack Attack” (21:41.931)
spoken like a true serial killer.
Joshua “The Human Burrito (21:43.982)
Like the physical portion of us exists on the outside. Like the tone of our skin, the color of our eyes, like all these things exist on the outside of our bodies. But when you go into the inside of somebody's body, we're all the fucking same. For the most part, we all got hearts, we all got intestines, we all got a butthole, you know, or an anus if you want to just say that, you know. Like we all have the same kind of things. So when the outside is where I guess we're the most different, if think about it.
Sean “Snack Attack” (21:48.674)
Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm.
Sean “Snack Attack” (22:01.24)
Yeah. True. True.
got an asus.
Sean “Snack Attack” (22:13.484)
Damn, Joshua. And with that segue, let's move on to this next one. This next one is called Fire Away. So Joshua, I had a little extra time on my hands and I wanted to do some fun stuff this week. So I created a little created two things, but this first one's going to just be a quick one. I will bring us on over to the.
Joshua “The Human Burrito (22:16.4)
Alright.
Sean “Snack Attack” (22:42.432)
fire away corner. This is just a little, a little dude here, a little fire away, a little question mark. So Joshua, this is going to be just a minute and 30 seconds of rapid fire questions. Okay. No thinking, just answers. All right. So that is, that is perfectly fine. It is perfectly normal. So there's that. Yeah.
Joshua “The Human Burrito (22:43.916)
Mm-hmm, The firing squad.
Joshua “The Human Burrito (22:55.502)
Okay, it's perfect.
I mean, that's the amount of time I usually last. So this is a perfect amount of time.
Joshua “The Human Burrito (23:07.246)
Thanks. Thanks.
Sean “Snack Attack” (23:09.208)
So I'm going to share my screen with you because I have this cool little timer that chat GPT made for us. And there it is right here. Minute 30. All right. And I'm going to read you some questions, answer as quickly as possible. And Joshua, your timer starts now. Maybe. Yes. OK, here you go. Joshua, do you kill spiders or give them a name and a lease agreement?
Joshua “The Human Burrito (23:21.356)
be tough.
Joshua “The Human Burrito (23:37.006)
namely security
Sean “Snack Attack” (23:38.722)
Alright, do you sit or wipe to sit or stand to wipe?
Joshua “The Human Burrito (23:42.984)
I squat over the toilet.
Sean “Snack Attack” (23:46.296)
Okay, kind of like standing. Do you use your blinker in a parking lot or are you just better than us?
Joshua “The Human Burrito (23:51.924)
I'm better than you. Cause mine's broken.
Sean “Snack Attack” (23:56.024)
Does soup count as a drink or is it if you sip it from the bowl?
Joshua “The Human Burrito (24:01.07)
It is a soup? What? Okay, that confused me. It's a soup.
Sean “Snack Attack” (24:05.462)
So is it a drink or is it a soup? OK, it's the five second rule science or sorcery. OK, is you talking to yourself a sign of genius or just Tuesday?
Joshua “The Human Burrito (24:12.427)
Sorcery
Joshua “The Human Burrito (24:18.616)
Genius.
Sean “Snack Attack” (24:20.546)
Do you name your car or are you soulless?
Joshua “The Human Burrito (24:23.859)
I am soulless. Yeah.
Sean “Snack Attack” (24:27.0)
Do you pour the powder or the water first in instant ramen? Okay, do you lock your car twice just to hear it beep again for comfort?
Joshua “The Human Burrito (24:32.807)
powder.
Joshua “The Human Burrito (24:38.454)
Yes.
Sean “Snack Attack” (24:39.736)
Okay. Are crocs hideous or revolutionary foot clouds?
Joshua “The Human Burrito (24:43.502)
I'm wearing them now. They are very beautiful.
Sean “Snack Attack” (24:46.936)
Last one. Do you clap when the plane lands and should you be banned from flying?
Joshua “The Human Burrito (24:54.935)
No, but I do wait to be the last person to get off.
Sean “Snack Attack” (24:59.314)
There you go. Joshua, thank you for getting through that little segment. Hopefully everybody learned a little bit more about Joshua this week.
Joshua “The Human Burrito (25:09.12)
That's great. Yeah, this is the applause thing. I made it all and I answered all the quotes that really all the questions or was there more
Sean “Snack Attack” (25:15.124)
No, there was more. just like I'm trying to like get them get them to you as quickly as possible. So I'm just like kind of just like going through and just reading, reading, reading. There was a total of 20 questions I could have given you.
Joshua “The Human Burrito (25:17.044)
Okay, okay
Can I get a bonus one? Can you me one more bonus? These are fun. Can I get one more bonus one? Or no, should just save it. You give me a bonus one. Give it to me.
Sean “Snack Attack” (25:26.936)
You want a bonus one? I'll give you a bonus one. Yeah, Let's see. Let's do...
Joshua “The Human Burrito (25:36.43)
Should just win an order. Next one.
Sean “Snack Attack” (25:37.078)
to you.
Well, I was kind of going out of order, so I'm trying to reread the one to make sure I don't give you the same one again. Do you reuse your towel or live in fresh towel luxury every day?
Joshua “The Human Burrito (25:41.019)
got it, got it. Okay.
Joshua “The Human Burrito (25:49.856)
I reuse my towel all the fucking time and I leave it on the bed. After it's wet.
Sean “Snack Attack” (25:53.624)
Your damn ass damp moist towels all over the bed and shit. Smell like mildew in this motherfucker.
Joshua “The Human Burrito (25:58.678)
Yeah, dude, my girlfriend, my girlfriend hates it. I like I laid on her work clothes for the next day and she's like, what the fuck? Yeah. I am. Where's your manners? Jesus.
Sean “Snack Attack” (26:05.373)
my god, you fucking animal.
Well there you go buddy. Hey, thank you for joining me in that one. Appreciate that. It's really fun.
Joshua “The Human Burrito (26:16.014)
Did you answer any of those yourself as you're going through them? Or did you like have a thought process like what would I do? No.
Sean “Snack Attack” (26:22.024)
No, not really. was just like, these are just going to be great for Joshua. That was like my goal was just to get Joshua to answer these questions. And you did really well. I'm proud of you.
Joshua “The Human Burrito (26:29.656)
I think it'd be fun if, I mean, I think it'd be fun if, you know, one of our listeners answered a couple of those, cause I'm curious too. Like I want to take a poll, like whoever decides to answer these, I just, I'm kind of curious the type of listener that we have. So if you're listening and you want to just post a comment or, you know, do whatever you want to do, it'd be fun to know how you feel about some of those and answer them as PG are as silly as you want to cause we love all aspects of our audience. So.
Sean “Snack Attack” (26:36.802)
yeah?
Sean “Snack Attack” (26:45.048)
Good ones. Those are the kind.
Joshua “The Human Burrito (27:00.398)
Feel free, fire away.
Sean “Snack Attack” (27:00.908)
Yeah, that'll make it a short and everybody can participate in that one. So there you go.
Joshua “The Human Burrito (27:07.79)
Totally not.
Sean “Snack Attack” (27:08.008)
Joshua, I do not want to move on to the next one, mainly because it's going to be another fun one. So let's get to the AI song this week. We'll do it a little early. What was I to say about this? sorry for the delayed out live slash AI radio. And you can hear the song in its entirety. Joshua, I went back to kind of my roots on this one. Last week, I gave you a song about a pig that hopefully everybody enjoyed. I really enjoyed it. It was fun. It was energetic.
Joshua “The Human Burrito (27:32.824)
You
Sean “Snack Attack” (27:35.452)
This time I'm going back a little bit to my to my pop roots on this. I create a song about the mirror dimensions, right? Just a just another casual pop song that I really enjoyed listening to. And I've been listening to this one a little bit throughout the day today. And I created another one that I was going back and forth on that I couldn't decide whether or not to share. So I'm just going to share this one because I felt this is the one I kept coming back to.
Joshua “The Human Burrito (27:45.698)
Mm-hmm.
Sean “Snack Attack” (28:03.926)
So I'll go ahead and share my screen with Joshua and for the people listening, just keep on listening. You know how this shit works. And if not, Hey, welcome. Thank you for being here. We do this thing called AI radio where we have AI make a radio or make a song and we play that for you. So it's easy. Just hang on. Relax.
Joshua “The Human Burrito (28:08.59)
Mm-hmm.
Joshua “The Human Burrito (28:18.892)
Yeah, but let's not give him all the luck. We still gotta come up with the ideas. So, you know, we love AI, but we still gotta, you know, come on.
Sean “Snack Attack” (28:22.936)
Yeah, that's right. Sorry. Yeah, this is a prompt that I made sometimes I will write the lyrics for it this one I didn't completely write the lyrics. I had a little bit of help from Chad so just where this song is called in my picture frame Here you go, buddy. You listen to half of it And if you want to listen to the whole thing again, sorry for the little a.m. Live slash a guy radio Joshua here you go
Joshua “The Human Burrito (28:28.055)
Yeah, come on.
Sean “Snack Attack” (31:10.786)
There you go, buddy. How'd you feel about that one this week?
Joshua “The Human Burrito (31:11.534)
Ooh, man. You know what? I'm actually vibing to that. You know, that one made me feel really good on the inside for many reasons. Not that I shrunk down and traveled inside of my body and just stimulated that myself. No, I really felt good about that one. I love this shit. I want to hear, I really hope, you know, that ends up on somebody's playlist and they just bought me, you know, just vibing out somewhere to that because...
Sean “Snack Attack” (31:17.238)
Right? Yeah, it's not that bad.
Sean “Snack Attack” (31:23.224)
Ha ha ha ha.
Sean “Snack Attack” (31:31.018)
I really like that one. Yeah, you know...
Sean “Snack Attack” (31:35.996)
yeah, yeah.
good like just reminiscent song you know just reminiscing on good times and shit you know it's nice just comfort comfort songs you know yeah of course yeah
Joshua “The Human Burrito (31:45.79)
Thank you, Sean. Thank you, chat. Thank you, AI. Thank you for this beautiful imagination you and I have and everybody else. Fuck, I love it.
Sean “Snack Attack” (31:54.104)
Yeah, it's beautiful. All right, buddy. Let's do this one. This is going to be, this is going to be interesting. So this next topic is called spin it. Usually I'm not the one who does a lot of visual things on this podcast. I'm usually the one who gives you a lot of audio and stuff like that. But for this segment, this is going to be kind of a video portion to it. So if you want to see it,
Joshua “The Human Burrito (31:59.121)
man.
Joshua “The Human Burrito (32:16.769)
in Visual.
Sean “Snack Attack” (32:21.304)
Feel free, but you don't really necessarily need to so if you don't want to don't worry about it But sorry for the little laid out live hit the episode link. You'll see it Joshua let me share my screen with you. This is gonna be a lot of editing for me on the back end me I'm so sorry, but uh Joshua this is what we are doing today this is a wheel buddy and in this wheel In this wheel Joshua I have 50
Joshua “The Human Burrito (32:45.94)
wheel
Sean “Snack Attack” (32:51.33)
different Well Let's call them phrases sayings that we are going to put into Google and We're gonna see the responses to them and we're gonna pick our Favorite one. I'm gonna read you. I'm gonna read you some of them You tell me which one you want to hear more about and we'll do that We'll go we'll try one. We'll see how it feels and then after that we'll see how it goes So I'm gonna go ahead and spin the wheel, buddy
Joshua “The Human Burrito (33:05.302)
no.
Joshua “The Human Burrito (33:15.864)
Okay?
Sean “Snack Attack” (33:19.956)
And we'll find out what we land on. So here we go. Spinning the wheel. The wheel is spinning.
Joshua “The Human Burrito (33:26.722)
What is it about spinning wheels that we all love? You know what I mean?
Sean “Snack Attack” (33:29.64)
It's beautiful. I love a good spinning wheel, man. So the prompt is why do I crave? So we're going to take this prompt and I'm going to go ahead and copy this and on a separate screen, Joshua, I have Google open. See if I can share that. Can you see this now, buddy? OK, so here we go. I'm going to put this in there. Why do I crave? And here are some of your responses. Why do I crave salt? What are crave sugar?
Joshua “The Human Burrito (33:37.271)
Okay.
Sean “Snack Attack” (33:57.016)
Why do I crave sugar at night? Why do I crave sweets at night? And why do I crave peanut butter? Joshua, are any of these interesting to you?
Joshua “The Human Burrito (34:06.158)
Yeah, why do I crave pickles? That's a good, I mean.
Sean “Snack Attack” (34:08.696)
Let's let's see. We're gonna read the AI generated answer for this. So let's see what it says Cravings from cravings for pickles can stem from various reasons including dehydration low sodium levels stress hormonal functions or even cultural or physical physical logic fucking factors. I cannot read the filiboy So you might be low in sodium buddy is what I'm getting for that one. So
Joshua “The Human Burrito (34:26.35)
You
Physiological. Yeah,
Alright,
Sean “Snack Attack” (34:37.784)
Let's do, let's do another one. So I'm going go ahead and I will hide this choice now. Uh, so now we won't get it ever again. So there goes that one. So let's get another one going. Here we go. The wheel is spinning. Joshua, are you ready for this? Here we go. It is. why do people always.
Joshua “The Human Burrito (34:41.454)
I love pickles. Put that in there too.
Joshua “The Human Burrito (35:02.411)
shit, we should guess what some of these might be.
Sean “Snack Attack” (35:05.25)
You wanna guess it? I won't share my screen with you just yet, you can go ahead and guess. What do you think? So the prompt is, why do people always...
Joshua “The Human Burrito (35:09.645)
Okay.
Joshua “The Human Burrito (35:13.848)
Why do people always...
Sean “Snack Attack” (35:16.93)
If you can guess one, I'm gonna be so happy.
Joshua “The Human Burrito (35:19.328)
leave the toilet seat up.
Sean “Snack Attack” (35:22.454)
That is not one of them. I will I will share my screen with you, buddy, and I'll go ahead and read these ones. So the first one right off the bat is why do people always stare at me? There's another one down towards the bottom, which is why do people always ask me for directions? And then why do people always interrupt me? Are there any of these ones that look good to you, buddy? You want to you want to dive into one of these?
Joshua “The Human Burrito (35:24.779)
Okay, shit.
Joshua “The Human Burrito (35:34.83)
Mmm. Okay, okay.
Joshua “The Human Burrito (35:43.222)
Okay.
Joshua “The Human Burrito (35:50.094)
I just got to know like if you're this person we're about to find out. I want to know why do people always interrupt me. I just want to know if you're one of those people and why this happens to you. It's educational.
Sean “Snack Attack” (35:59.864)
Okay, let's find out.
Sean “Snack Attack” (36:04.354)
So according to the AI overview, people may interrupt for various reasons, including wanting to assert dominance, show that they're actively engaged or because they simply are not aware of a social cue to let them finish speaking. So there you go. Pretty, pretty easy on that one.
Joshua “The Human Burrito (36:11.68)
Ooh.
Joshua “The Human Burrito (36:18.734)
Okay, alright. Straightforward, yeah. I was expecting it to be like more, to be more rude. You know, just like, I think you gotta go I think you gotta go like Gronk for that. You know, on X?
Sean “Snack Attack” (36:27.986)
Right? Like, people are assholes. Yeah, sure.
Joshua “The Human Burrito (36:34.818)
I think think wrongs like the the the unedited version of like X for the responses.
Sean “Snack Attack” (36:39.894)
Yeah, there you go. I forgot to bring us into the the corner, but I made a little corner for it, too. Let's do one more. And I think we're going to do this one a little bit special. So we're going to spin the wheel. And the wheel is spinning, it is spinning, it is going, it is going, it is going, it has stopped. The prompt is. What happens if you microwave?
Joshua “The Human Burrito (37:04.905)
no.
Sean “Snack Attack” (37:06.7)
So what happens if you micro... Now I haven't tried this yet, Joshua. So I'm gonna put the prompt in there and then we're gonna click I'm feeling lucky. Okay, I know you can't see it yet. Do you wanna take a guess as to some of these ones?
Joshua “The Human Burrito (37:10.295)
Okay.
Joshua “The Human Burrito (37:20.608)
What happens if you put in the microwave? Yeah, I'm gonna, I'm gonna go with, for one, it's gonna be metal, because people are always curious about that.
Sean “Snack Attack” (37:22.604)
Yeah, what happens if you microwave dot dot dot.
Sean “Snack Attack” (37:30.048)
Okay, that is that is the second option on this, by the way, is what if you microwave metal?
Joshua “The Human Burrito (37:34.432)
Okay. I love to this. If you've never done this before, I don't think it's going to be on there, a marshmallow.
Sean “Snack Attack” (37:45.565)
that is not on here. Okay. Interesting.
Joshua “The Human Burrito (37:47.124)
If if nobody if you're listening and you have not microwaved a marshmallow Try it. It's fucking cool. Now if it makes a mess, I'm not going to your house and cleaning it up I'm just putting it out there now, but just put a marshmallow in the not one of the baby ones like a full-size like a big marshmallow put that put in a microwave and Let me know what happens It's pretty fun. Thank you. Pretty cool
Sean “Snack Attack” (38:07.434)
Sucker on in there.
I'm gonna show you this tab now. So Joshua there is what if you microwave styrofoam? What if you microwave an egg? What happens what happens if you microwave a grape? They're kind of the same things plastic foil a fork yeah lots of lots of metal so let's let's try I Don't know. I don't know. I don't know what's gonna happen Mia. You might have to cut this. We'll see Let's just click. I'm feeling lucky
Joshua “The Human Burrito (38:19.79)
I was gonna say egg too, damn it.
Joshua “The Human Burrito (38:24.682)
huh.
Joshua “The Human Burrito (38:28.654)
metal aluminum foil, a fork, it's all metal plastic.
Joshua “The Human Burrito (38:39.758)
I'm feeling lucky.
Sean “Snack Attack” (38:44.088)
It has brought us to a BBC article, is it safe to microwave food? Nothing risky about it.
Joshua “The Human Burrito (38:49.846)
Hmm. I mean, this is so we're going okay. All right. All right. Yeah, it took us it took us down the healthy medical path, which is cool. It's responsible enough for you know, Google I get it. They want us to be healthy.
Sean “Snack Attack” (39:03.266)
Mm-hmm. Joshua, do you want to hear about what would happen if you microwaved a grape?
Joshua “The Human Burrito (39:09.078)
Yeah, I've never tried that actually.
Sean “Snack Attack” (39:11.764)
Sure. Let's, let's read what would happen if you microwave a grape. Microwaving a grape can cause it to explode and potentially create plasma. listen, we are not advocating you put grapes in the microwave. we are trained professionals and, we may do that for a future, sorry for the delay, exclusive for the website.
Joshua “The Human Burrito (39:21.452)
Whoa, plasma from a grape?
Joshua “The Human Burrito (39:27.275)
No, whatsoever.
Joshua “The Human Burrito (39:37.24)
Yeah, I think we could find a microwave pretty cheap somewhere. yeah, I don't own a microwave. I don't own one.
Sean “Snack Attack” (39:41.48)
have a microwave. So we'll see. Sorry for the delayed out live if you want to see that exclusive grape video.
Joshua “The Human Burrito (39:51.352)
put a GoPro right next to it, bam, create some plasma.
Sean “Snack Attack” (39:55.094)
There you go buddy. was Spin It. Maybe we'll do some more next week and see how it goes. But how did you like that one? Did you feel good about that?
Joshua “The Human Burrito (40:04.946)
That was actually pretty fun. I like I like the fact that we can randomize something like that and then let Google take us down the path and then see what it feels like to be lucky. So I like the progression of like where it takes us.
Sean “Snack Attack” (40:20.738)
Yeah, it's fun. Some of those are fun. There's there's 50 of them in there. We only did three today So there's a there's a whole bunch of different ones that are in there and some of them are pretty fucking funny. So Thank you, Joshua for joining me that in that in that endeavor. I appreciate it Let's move on to the final topic of the week Who would win? What do you got?
Joshua “The Human Burrito (40:32.748)
Yeah.
Joshua “The Human Burrito (40:37.438)
Yeah, that's... are funny.
Joshua “The Human Burrito (40:43.854)
All right. So this I'm sure by now, by this episode, 84, May 6th, um, you've heard about this by now, but I guess there is, is a challenge going on or a potential challenge that's hitting the internet. And I guess the challenge is who would survive. And this would, okay. So it's like, would survive, right? So it's a hundred humans against a silverback gorilla.
Sean “Snack Attack” (41:14.52)
I think I have seen something about this.
Joshua “The Human Burrito (41:16.878)
Yes, yes, so Sean I have to ask you if you if you had to put your money on this if you had to you know, you're you're betting man And again, we don't want to see you know animals get hurt. We don't want to see people get hurt But if you could take a guess Would it be a hundred humans that would win this fight or would the the silverback gorilla? Who would win this fight?
Sean “Snack Attack” (41:43.028)
I'm going to say they're not allowed to have weapons, right? It's just just a hundred people. Yeah. Fist of cuffs.
Joshua “The Human Burrito (41:47.38)
Nope. 100 humans with fists. We'll just say even the 100 humans are half naked. We'll put them in like a toga, know, maybe like a kilt, you half naked.
Sean “Snack Attack” (41:55.543)
Naked whoa, okay. All right Okay Damn so are we talking so now you get to like it's just a bunch of skinny humans Like just a bunch of twig looking motherfuckers out there or like is it is a diverse diversity? What's going on? What's going on here?
Joshua “The Human Burrito (42:08.846)
Okay. Well, we'll break it down. Okay. We'll say maybe like the first 15 are just like some thin crack heads, you know, no teeth, just wiry. Yeah. Haven't eaten in a while, but they're hungry and they just see a thing, a big old silverback and they just want to try to eat this thing. That's the first wave.
Sean “Snack Attack” (42:19.906)
crackheads are pretty intense.
Sean “Snack Attack” (42:29.368)
Okay, Ooh.
Sean “Snack Attack” (42:34.998)
hundred people though a hundred people hundred people's a lot of people right into to have all those people at you at once that could be intense it means for sure I want to say humanity would win out over this because I think it just takes you know you have you have like five people rush this fucking thing and if one of them gets him right in the NAR like the NARDS you know just right in the little gonads his twig and berries you know
Joshua “The Human Burrito (42:48.258)
Mm-hmm.
Sean “Snack Attack” (43:02.2)
And he goes down, right? Just for a moment, just for a moment. So that other people like another 10 people can come over here and just like gouge its eyes or some shit, you know? And, you know, I think that would be enough. That would be enough. But I will say. If a hundred people get that, that that silverback, there's going to be sacrifices and I appreciate all of their sacrifices, you know, there's going to be a guy who just happens to be at the wrong place at the wrong time.
Silverback grabs its arm, rips it out of its socket, swings it around like a fucking towel, and just, you know, goes to town on the other ones.
Joshua “The Human Burrito (43:39.918)
I mean, it could potentially be using people's bodies as weapons and just swinging bodies around. that's true. Humans could. You're right.
Sean “Snack Attack” (43:44.756)
weapons yeah but so could the humans you know so could the humans you know maybe yeah maybe it's one of the limbs ripped off right and someone finds it on the floor they use that as like a like a neck like a neck like what is this thing called like I don't remember but you're getting choked out by it by a leg or some shit and trying to kill it but man I want to say humans would win you know cuz fuck them animals dude fuck them animals they scary animals be scary
So I'm saying humans, humans for the win. What about you? What do you got? Where's your money?
Joshua “The Human Burrito (44:15.874)
Yeah, I think so this kind of came up today. I was I was talking with some friends because sometimes I have friends. think I got friends. I was talking to some people. We're a fun conversation about this. I think because just because of the numbers, right? The sheer numbers, know, 100 people like I would not want to be the first 10, 20.
Sean “Snack Attack” (44:43.478)
yeah, yeah.
Joshua “The Human Burrito (44:44.204)
You know, like I just think that's kind of like it would have to be a squid game type thing where you would do like a hundred people because nobody's gonna be number one, right? So if a hundred people signed up for this thing, you'd have to just randomly draw numbers To like take this fight on because nobody's gonna volunteer for that shit So because of the sheer numbers and any mammal I think most of us, know that breathe air and drink water and eat food and we're fucking you know We rely on resources and calories to give us energy
Sean “Snack Attack” (44:58.764)
the order. Yeah. Yeah.
Joshua “The Human Burrito (45:12.982)
I think eventually your energy starts to run out. We get tired. We get fatigued. and if there's no trees for this, then you climb up in, there's, there's no high ground where it could take a rest and then just kind of go back at it. If we're talking like gladiators, like you're in the fucking, the pantheon was the fucking thing in Rome, you know, just that big, the Coliseum. There you go. If you're just in there with nothing and you start wave after wave of people, I think eventually the silverback just kind of gets
Sean “Snack Attack” (45:31.55)
Yeah.
Joshua “The Human Burrito (45:40.792)
It's just going to take a couple of thumbs to the eyes, you know, a couple of dicks to get ripped off. You know, it's just, it's just gonna, yeah, just, yeah, just shoving other people's, you know, heads down its mouth, you know, cause you got something in that silverback's mouth. They can't bite you now, right? You just gotta use other people's limbs and shit. so the sheer numbers, I think, just, they're just the silverback, unfortunately will succumb to humanity.
Sean “Snack Attack” (45:43.51)
Yeah, dude. Yeah. Using both hands, just ripping them off, just going to down.
Sean “Snack Attack” (45:57.932)
Yeah, exactly. Sacrifices will be made.
Joshua “The Human Burrito (46:09.708)
like most animals do in the world. Sadly, they become extinct because there's just way too many of us and we just fuck everything up. So I think humans would ultimately win that.
Sean “Snack Attack” (46:16.706)
Yep. Facts. 100%.
Yeah, and you're you make a good point about the stamina thing, you know, because eventually, yeah, that's going to we're going to wear that little monkey down and just fucking. yeah, yeah, for sure, for sure. But even yeah.
Joshua “The Human Burrito (46:27.968)
I mean, it's not little those things weigh over a thousand pounds. So it's it's a beast of a creature But it's not Godzilla. I mean, let's just be honest. It's not climbing the fucking statue The what the fucking Statue of Liberty or whatever the fuck that Godzilla climbed, you know Eiffel Tower. think not the Eiffel Tower. I figured would fucking building Yeah, I don't think it's a tower. Yeah, whatever that fucking building was at a climb man. Somebody correct me. But yeah, it's not it's not that big, you know, it's but the 100
Sean “Snack Attack” (46:42.136)
What was it? The tower? The Eiffel Tower? Not only it was the Eiffel Tower.
Joshua “The Human Burrito (46:55.65)
humans. We I think we got the fight. Sadly, sadly.
Sean “Snack Attack” (46:59.032)
Yeah, yeah, but it would be worth it because you know that That silverback probably killed a few good family members, you know, probably killed a husband and wife duo, know So there's reason for it, you know, rip harambe just putting that out there. Oh Yeah, one more there was no
Joshua “The Human Burrito (47:13.806)
So I have one more besides the gorilla one. I got one more and I and I know, and I know who would win this one because during my doom scrolling session, it popped up and it was one of those cartoon animation AI generated kind of fun things that, that popped up probably similar to this gorilla thing. so, but I have another one. So if you had 1000 iron man, you know, like the Marvel iron man in the suit, Tony Stark's
Sean “Snack Attack” (47:20.139)
Okay.
Sean “Snack Attack” (47:32.716)
Okay. Sure. Let's hear it.
Sean “Snack Attack” (47:39.832)
Okay, okay, in the suit, yeah.
Joshua “The Human Burrito (47:43.022)
at a thousand Tony Stark's and you had one million one million aliens like the ones who spit acid you know from the from the movie aliens like the the aliens you had one million aliens full-on just fucking going at it just wide open area grassy knoll type fucking thing just going at each other
Sean “Snack Attack” (47:46.748)
Okay,
Sean “Snack Attack” (47:54.92)
yeah. Yeah.
Sean “Snack Attack” (48:07.49)
Yeah.
Ha
Joshua “The Human Burrito (48:10.574)
Who's taking the W?
Sean “Snack Attack” (48:15.452)
I'm gonna say the aliens bro that corrosive acid dude, like there's still stuff on earth that we can like if you know if aliens was real, right? That shit would probably melt through that fucking armor quick, you know, you have it like even if you have like 2,000 aliens simultaneously throwing up acid like Tony Stark is cooked. He cooked he a baked bean, you know, he done so I would say I'm gonna say the aliens on this one
That's me. That's my choice. Final answer, aliens.
Joshua “The Human Burrito (48:45.272)
Final answer? Think the one million? Yeah, cause I mean, again, we're talking about numbers, right? The sheer number one million acid spitting, spitting that juice all over fucking Iron Man's face. You know what I mean? Yeah, spitting it out. Huck two on that bitch. So I know the answer and Sean, unfortunately you're wrong. The Iron, the Iron Man one.
Sean “Snack Attack” (48:50.828)
Yeah, number game, bro. Number game.
Sean “Snack Attack” (48:55.692)
Get it? They're spittin' that juice. Hock-to-a.
Sean “Snack Attack” (49:10.882)
Yeah? Really? The Iron Man win? Really? Hmm.
Joshua “The Human Burrito (49:15.182)
over one million aliens. Again, it could have been a skewed skewed thing, but I watched the whole fucking reel. mean, this, this is why, you know, the internet's bad for you. Just saying it folks fucking sat there and watch this whole thing. Like, just like, this isn't real, but it was fun to watch. I think it was like fucking like 45 seconds or something, a minute or something. It kind of like a short. Yeah. But I'm at the end of it, believe it or not out of the 10,000 Ironman.
Sean “Snack Attack” (49:20.184)
Yeah.
Sean “Snack Attack” (49:28.236)
Yeah. How long was that video by the way? How long was that real?
Okay, that's not that bad. That's 45 seconds of your life that you're not getting back.
Joshua “The Human Burrito (49:43.074)
there was over, I think it was like 8,500 and something Iron Man still left that had fought the one million aliens, believe it or
Sean “Snack Attack” (49:51.746)
What you said there's only a thousand Ironman
Joshua “The Human Burrito (49:54.222)
Wait, no I said 10,000. Wait, did I say a thousand? Okay, yeah, no. Yeah, did I fuck that up? Yeah, I was 10,000 actually, yeah. I'm not a tax guy. Don't have me ever do math for you. So yeah, if I fucked that up, yeah, it was supposed to be 10,000.
Sean “Snack Attack” (49:56.204)
No, you said a thousand Iron Man. So there was 10,000 Iron Man fighting a million. I changed my answer. Iron Man.
Sean “Snack Attack” (50:16.417)
Alright, well, shit.
Joshua “The Human Burrito (50:17.358)
Yeah, there you go man. Yeah, I thought that was pretty cool though Just fucking watching that shit and then hearing about this grizzly thing Art of grizzly fucking silverback gorilla
Sean “Snack Attack” (50:19.352)
There you go. Cool beans, man. Cool. Yeah.
Joshua “The Human Burrito (50:31.584)
Yeah, Chris Lee.
Sean “Snack Attack” (50:32.696)
man, that's a little-
Joshua “The Human Burrito (50:36.513)
Press some of that alien juice spitting on your face. Yeah buddy, should we land it?
Sean “Snack Attack” (50:38.348)
Probably Hawk to win me All right, buddy, let's fucking land this plane. Yeah, we got a we got a few minutes left here. Let's show off some fun finds Let's get to our fortunes. Let's do some lucky numbers You know the typical stuff that we do as we call landing the plane, which is ending the episode these stewardess are now asking you to put up your What is it your trays tables? Yeah, your tape tray tables. They're trying to sell you their credit card
Joshua “The Human Burrito (50:54.572)
Hmm
Joshua “The Human Burrito (51:03.918)
You tray? Yeah.
Sean “Snack Attack” (51:08.024)
So let's let's let's be patient everybody Joshua What do you have for your fun find or was it that fun find in the beginning? With your lululemon or whatever you whatever that thing's called
Joshua “The Human Burrito (51:19.072)
I forget what those fucking things are called man. I totally I yeah, what do they call it? Jubies?
Sean “Snack Attack” (51:26.324)
Why do you keep going back to Jubies?
Sean “Snack Attack” (51:41.368)
fuck
Joshua “The Human Burrito (51:44.438)
I shouldn't even really be trying to figure it out, but like I don't know someone correct me but in honor of the May the fourth be with you I thought I'd bring this one out because I don't think I ever showed it off I have in
Sean “Snack Attack” (51:56.428)
Wait, take off your chat with this section first. I can't see you. Take that shit off, God! God!
Joshua “The Human Burrito (52:00.334)
Thank you. Somebody's gotta keep this guy in line. Thank you, buddy. So in honor of the May the Fourth be with you, I pulled this one out of my collection. I don't think I've shown it off, at least the one in this size of others like it, but not this one in particular. So today I present to you the big Darth Vader, dun dun dun.
Sean “Snack Attack” (52:24.92)
Who?
Damn, he's so big he can barely fit on screen. Damn, that's beautiful.
Joshua “The Human Burrito (52:29.622)
Yeah, this is the big boy. This is the big and this is the special edition. The big boy. Here you go.
Sean “Snack Attack” (52:35.906)
That's nice dude, that is beautiful. I don't think you have shown it off, but if you have, it probably was in like an earlier episode and those ones don't count.
Joshua “The Human Burrito (52:43.72)
So an honor, because I love, who doesn't love Darth Vader? You know what mean? You gotta love a good villain.
Joshua “The Human Burrito (52:50.668)
I wonder which one of us would be considered the villain in this podcast.
Sean “Snack Attack” (52:54.396)
me for sure. Definitely me. Yeah. Yeah. You're more of like the the hippie. I'm more of the I'm going to kill some trees, you know, considering my paper plate comment last week. So there's that.
Joshua “The Human Burrito (52:55.79)
You be the villain?
Joshua “The Human Burrito (53:09.196)
Yeah, what was that one question earlier? He said, would you give a spider of, of, of rent or a lease or give it a lease? Yeah. I guess that question alone kind of seals it. Right.
Sean “Snack Attack” (53:13.931)
yeah, would you, do you give, do you kill the spider or do you give it a lease agreement? Yeah.
Yeah, I would kill the fucking spider. I'm fucking hate spiders. So there's that. I just let me turn on my little spinny thing over. Give me one second here. And I got to slow it now for you because I know I know how you feel about it going too quickly for you. So here is my fun find for the week, buddy. This is 10 toy from Toy Story Pixar. This is from the the short that they did in the very first Toy Story movie. This is a highly rare Funko Joshua.
Joshua “The Human Burrito (53:28.788)
Alright, yeah.
Yeah, it's gotta go.
Joshua “The Human Burrito (53:43.054)
Hmm.
Sean “Snack Attack” (53:51.308)
This is a Funko exclusive, but it's also limited edition with the new limited edition stickers that they're doing. So it's pretty fucking cool. There's a QR code in front of there that confirms it, which is awesome. So this one I got online when they were doing like their, their first release special of that. It also came inside a cool collector box, which is pretty nice. So there it is the tin toy.
So I like this one, buddy. This is more of a Christmas theme for me. But it's, it's beautiful. Look at him. Look at that motherfucker.
Joshua “The Human Burrito (54:26.56)
I love that. Limited edition, validated by the QR code. I mean, yeah.
Sean “Snack Attack” (54:31.692)
validated by the QR code baby. It's nice. So there you go. That is my fun find. Or my little Funko. Yeah, Funko for the week. Yeah. Funko find. Funko fun find. Funko Friday is what it is.
Joshua “The Human Burrito (54:36.2)
toy.
FUNK-o-FUND? Your FUNK-o-FUN-FUND?
That's a fucking three F's. Funko fun find. All right. Should we hit it? Should we hit it with the dirty with a dirty cookie?
Sean “Snack Attack” (54:48.44)
That's the 3F's baby.
Sean “Snack Attack” (54:55.178)
Yeah, buddy. Let's do a fortune and let's give people some lucky numbers and send them on their way, you know, give them a little kiss on the cheek.
Joshua “The Human Burrito (54:59.606)
Okay, all right. I think it's been fun. Tonight's been a fun one. So let's get a little dirty. We're gonna go dirty dozen. We're go dirty cookies. Amazon. I've been eating these after we stopped recording. They're not half bad. I still don't know if this contains any of the newly banned chemicals, but fuck, who cares? I mean, I'm gonna keep eating them until they just don't show up that way anymore. Does it have, it actually contains, believe it or not,
Sean “Snack Attack” (55:04.352)
Tonight's been going quickly, Real quick.
Bye, dirty cookies.
Sean “Snack Attack” (55:13.868)
Mm-hmm.
Sean “Snack Attack” (55:20.056)
Oh yeah, nearly bit of chemical.
Joshua “The Human Burrito (55:29.941)
Red, blue number one, red 40, and yellow five. So we'll find out if those are, yeah, we'll see. We'll see if I'll be able to get these in like four months. Might be worth some money. Yeah, that's it. All right, let's see. All right, Dirty Dozen with a little bit of red number, what'd say? Red number 40. Yeah, red number 40. Some blue one, red number 40.
Sean “Snack Attack” (55:33.56)
So all of the banned chemicals.
Sean “Snack Attack” (55:43.096)
Limited edition cookies. Here you go. that is awesome.
Sean “Snack Attack” (55:54.392)
Red number five. Number 40. There you go. I it was five. Let's go.
Joshua “The Human Burrito (56:01.248)
Alright everybody, let's try to get this out as smoothly as possible because we love
Sean “Snack Attack” (56:06.306)
Mm-hmm. One time, Joshua, I can feel it one time. got you, let's go. Energy, baby, energy, energy, energy.
Joshua “The Human Burrito (56:13.774)
Alright, here we go, here we go. This is what we do this for. This pays the bills right here. Okay. Alright, so your dirty fortune for today's podcast, May 6th episode 84 is last Valentine's Day pickleball date. This Valentine's Day date with a pickle.
Sean “Snack Attack” (56:26.264)
84 maybe
Sean “Snack Attack” (56:36.624)
You did it! I'm so proud of you! And it was good! That was a good one! Nice! Oh man.
Joshua “The Human Burrito (56:43.074)
Got it. Got it. Thank you for listening. Thank you for watching. This is Josh and Sean.
Sean “Snack Attack” (56:49.072)
It's awesome buddy. That was fucking awesome. Hey, let me give you if you guys are lucky numbers Feel free to use them for whatever nefarious reasons you would like. Let us know if you win anything, but here they are They are 2 11 13 20 31 37 and 42 once again, your lucky numbers are 2 11 13 20 31 37 and 42 Joshua we've come To the end of another episode
Joshua “The Human Burrito (56:50.999)
Love you guys.
Joshua “The Human Burrito (57:13.423)
Plains I'm at the end of the airplane. I'm the last one to get off Yeah, I'm so back here
Sean “Snack Attack” (57:19.352)
Congratulations buddy on making it through episode 84. What do you have left to the people? This is really where the people just want to hear what Joshua has on his mind and they enjoy this part. I know I do. I know I do. So Joshua, the stage is yours.
Joshua “The Human Burrito (57:35.113)
It's coming and eventually I think we'll really let it out when we have a Patreon account and you guys can really... I can really let you hear it but for right now we're gonna keep it fresh, we're gonna keep it simple. All I gotta say is it's fucking hot in my room right now and I can't wait to get some brand new merch because I've been wearing this sweater fucking for the last...
50 episodes I don't know how many I'm ready for some merch I'm ready for a brand new shirt so be on the lookout because you're gonna see these two guys and some new merch pretty soon and we hope to see you guys wearing the same shit or something like it but thank you for watching thank you for listening and we'll see you next week
Sean “Snack Attack” (58:19.859)
Buddy that was beautiful. Well, I'm so proud of you right now. I think this is the first week that you've gotten through the final segments Perfectly, I'm so proud. I'm so proud. That's what this is gonna be called Joshua's perfect episode That's what we're gonna name this episode But like Joshua said, thank you for listening. Thank you for watching. Sorry for the little laid out live. Come check us out Send us to your friends send us to your mom send us to your ex-girlfriend, whoever you want, you know, we're here for everybody So there's that
Joshua “The Human Burrito (58:25.357)
The first.
Joshua “The Human Burrito (58:31.191)
I'm growing up.
Jesus.
Sean “Snack Attack” (58:49.296)
I don't think I have much left to say, Joshua. other than this buddy, got, hang on. I wrote this one down because I needed to read it for you. Here go, What do you call a dog that meditates?
Joshua “The Human Burrito (58:55.342)
Lay it on me, lay it on me, lay it on me, on. Okay.
Sean “Snack Attack” (59:14.293)
a werewolf.
Joshua “The Human Burrito (59:16.055)
You
Sean “Snack Attack” (59:17.922)
Ladies and gentlemen, we will see you next week. Love you guys. Deuces.
