Sorry For The Delay | EP.85
Chapters
00:00Technical Troubles and Podcast Beginnings
02:59Housekeeping and Updates
06:02Celebrating Mother's Day
08:59Leprechaun Day and AI Images
12:01Soap Rant and Hygiene Discussion
14:50Main Topics Introduction
18:02Post Mother's Day Reflections
21:41Humor in Parenting
24:05Acknowledging Mothers
28:00Alien Abduction Awareness Month
32:35The Alien Tinder Experience
41:50NPC Universe Exploration
47:01Exploring the Nature of Reality and Dreams
48:01The Role of Personal Expression in Fashion
51:06Understanding Identity Through Personal Items
58:10Fun Finds and Collectibles
59:55Fortunes and Lucky Numbers
Sound Bites
"Too much fucking troubleshooting."
"It's so depressing."
"Damn, my video is hella delayed."
"I have another seltzer."
"We do this thing called AI radio."
"Happy Mother's Day!"
"I'd say you were always right."
"Keep it simple."
"Repress feelings like a champ."
"People have gotten too soft."
"Shout out to all the moms."
"This was a value find."
"This takes me back."
Transcript
Sean “Spaghetti Logic” (01:23.321)
Hello and welcome to another episode of Sorry for the Delay. We are your hosts. My name is Sean. That is Joshua. Joshua, this is episode 85, my dude. And just like every week, how are you doing this week?
Joshua “Emotionally Buff” (01:40.524)
Well, I mean, I don't know. don't know if I should just be honest and just let the audience know that we had a shit ton of technical issues before we even started recording this. don't like my trait, like my trait of thought. Everything is so fucked right now. I guess I'm doing OK. I'm a little scrambled, but that's it. It's a nighttime recording session here with you all. So these always do get fun. So.
Sean “Spaghetti Logic” (01:48.375)
yeah. yeah.
Mm-hmm.
Sean “Spaghetti Logic” (01:58.051)
Yeah, me too buddy.
Sean “Spaghetti Logic” (02:05.73)
And it's going to get fun this week, Joshua. We're going to have another sorry for the delay first this week. I'm calling it right now. So there's be prepared everybody. It's going to happen. but Joshua, just like every week, and if you're new to this podcast, hello, welcome. every week we have something, some type of beverage with us and, Joshua, what do you have with you?
Joshua “Emotionally Buff” (02:21.37)
Yeah, hello.
Joshua “Emotionally Buff” (02:29.264)
Well now it's like a shit ton of watered down drink at this point because of everything that we had to go through but Yeah, let's not talk about it. but yeah, so originally this was a sweet tasting black tea with a splash of peach rum
Sean “Spaghetti Logic” (02:34.817)
You
It took us like an hour, ladies and gentlemen, an hour to get that shit figured out. So just sorry.
Sean “Spaghetti Logic” (02:56.416)
Joshua “Emotionally Buff” (02:58.864)
So very, very, very delicious and a whole lot of boner pill.
Sean “Spaghetti Logic” (02:59.502)
Peach rum.
Sean “Spaghetti Logic” (03:05.87)
Okay.
Joshua “Emotionally Buff” (03:10.308)
Yeah. Yeah. So that's what I'm sipping on.
Sean “Spaghetti Logic” (03:11.32)
Okay, all right. We'll just leave it at that. All right, wonderful glad He's getting ready for something ladies and gentlemen But Joshua in my cup. I went a little different this week. I Have another seltzer. Sorry. I have another cider not seltzer this week. This is the Imperials X I don't know how to say this word. I'm too. I'm tired. It's pineapple Passion fruit pineapple seltzer
Joshua “Emotionally Buff” (03:18.32)
Gonna be a good episode.
Joshua “Emotionally Buff” (03:40.144)
I love that label. The branding there is great.
Sean “Spaghetti Logic” (03:41.152)
cider words buddy words words i don't think i've had this one to be honest with you at least i don't remember having this one i've had their mango ones before this is by shilling by the way this is a local cider company up here so we're gonna see i'm kind of hoping for tropical vibes tropical vibes again because i'm wearing the tropical alien t-shirt god i can't even think i can't even think i can't even think this week
Joshua “Emotionally Buff” (04:07.522)
Alien on a beach.
Sean “Spaghetti Logic” (04:10.69)
Jesus. Cheers.
Joshua “Emotionally Buff” (04:10.796)
No, we're going to get there. We start, you know, again, if it's your first time listening, sometimes we start a little slow. But you know, we it. We got it. We got the wheels turning, obviously.
Sean “Spaghetti Logic” (04:20.248)
We'll get there. We'll get there. We will. Joshua's right. Also, this is really good. This is like a, it just tastes like pineapple with a little hint of passion fruit, which is really nice. It is tropical. That's why I like it. Mm, delicious.
Joshua “Emotionally Buff” (04:35.153)
Someday we'll be able to like smell and taste everything as it's happening.
Sean “Spaghetti Logic” (04:39.564)
Yeah, that's the future buddy. That's the future. I can't wait for that. Anyways, buddy. let's get into the meat and potatoes of this episode. Do you have anything you want to tell the people or should I do some housekeeping? What do you got anything before we start this whole thing?
Joshua “Emotionally Buff” (04:51.824)
The meat and potatoes.
Joshua “Emotionally Buff” (04:58.5)
Yeah, no, I think it's it's only proper that we do a little housekeeping before we dive right into it. I mean, the people the people got to know.
Sean “Spaghetti Logic” (05:04.014)
Okay, Yeah, well, heading over to the housekeeping corner. Here it is, housekeeping corner. So housekeeping this week, pretty simple stuff. I think I'm kind of on this scripted speech, as it is. Heading over to Sorry for the Delay.Live and you can check out this episode in its entirety, as well as a transcript for those of you who like to read novels.
of everything we said, unedited. so yeah, like I said last week, don't cancel us if we say something really weird that you didn't hear on the actual episode. cause you know, sorry for the delay exclusives, baby. Let's go. Speaking of sorry for the delay exclusives, Joshua, I am wearing another one of these shirts. This is still my favorite shirt, for the merch that is coming out really soon.
But on that same front, just real, I'm experimenting on the website a little bit with something called exclusives. Last week we hinted at something with a grape video, putting a grape into a microwave. That will be on the Sorry for the Delay exclusive page. And that page is only gonna be for subscribers. So it's a new feature here. I don't know how it's gonna work yet.
I'm still trying to figure it out. There might be a monthly fee. We're trying to pay wall this shit because some of the stuff that's going to be in there is going to be stuff that should only be heard if you're willing to put up with these two gentlemen here. So there's that, but we're working on that. So we'll see how that goes. But that video will be one of the first videos in that exclusive thing. And we hope to get more content in there. but
We'll find out with that. You're, you're along the ride with us. We are a very transparent company when it comes to this kind of stuff. So there's that. Also, one last thing for the housekeeping coordinator. we do this thing called AI radio a little bit later on in the episode, you'll hear that AI will generate a song for us and Joshua, we are going to be putting those songs out onto the YouTube.
Sean “Spaghetti Logic” (07:28.618)
channel in a curated playlist and that is coming out hopefully by the end of the month or maybe the beginning of next month so we will see on that but those songs will be available on the YouTube for you guys to listen to and enjoy as well as tentatively at the moment we may put some of those songs on TikTok and Instagram so that you may use them
As in your reels and whatever you feel like using them for so There's that and I think that pretty much covers the housekeeping corner Joshua. I after the tech incident I am kind of just all over the place here. So
Joshua “Emotionally Buff” (08:12.784)
I know so am I. mean I'm not gonna lie. That was kind of a, that was a big ordeal. For the songs though, what are we to? Up to like 30 songs? Like how many songs do we got now?
Sean “Spaghetti Logic” (08:22.446)
We have approximately, Joshua, I'll tell you right now, I'm gonna switch over to my other channel. We have approximately 33 songs. Yeah, 33 songs. We're very close to 35, but yeah. So that is it. That's all I have for the housekeeping corner. Sorry for the little laid out live. Come out and check with us and have fun. That's all I got, buddy. Back to main cam.
Joshua “Emotionally Buff” (08:29.712)
33 songs. It wasn't enough.
Joshua “Emotionally Buff” (08:44.432)
No, that's, mean, I mean, getting through the housekeeping, I think is very important. I think what's also very important that we celebrate certain holidays and certain things that pop up on these days when we do podcasts. Right. So today is May 13th. Check your calendars. This is the day you're listening to us on. It's episode 85, but today also happens to be Leprechaun day.
Sean “Spaghetti Logic” (08:59.402)
Mm? Mm.
Joshua “Emotionally Buff” (09:08.554)
And if you're familiar with leprechaun, maybe you've watched this a couple of times before. like to have fun with AI images. You know, I like to do some stuff. So I put it out there and I wanted to know what I look like as a leprechaun.
Sean “Spaghetti Logic” (09:10.05)
Jesus Christ.
Sean “Spaghetti Logic” (09:24.234)
My god, hang on. Wait before you show me this I gotta mention something also because I forgot to mention it on my my drink thing I do also have another drink. So if you see me pull this cup out, it's just my standard cut water mai tai That's that's all it is. Yeah, so just Get double fisting tonight. It's it's already watered down for the record. So continue joshua. Sorry
Joshua “Emotionally Buff” (09:29.092)
Okay, all right, all right, all right
Joshua “Emotionally Buff” (09:37.626)
piston.
Joshua “Emotionally Buff” (09:42.776)
I mean, sometimes you do have to like double fist to get through this show here because because it gets a little out there sometimes. I mean, we're just about 10 minutes in and now we're to start talking about leprechauns. So be that as it may, Sean. So I had to do this because it's you know, it's leprechaun day. So again, we experiment with AI music and images and all that. And I always like to get Sean's take on on images. Right. And so I just I always like to ask Sean. And if you're listening, like I said,
Sean “Spaghetti Logic” (09:46.732)
Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm.
Sean “Spaghetti Logic” (09:52.684)
Yeah, I'm ready.
Sean “Spaghetti Logic” (10:04.59)
Real pro AI, yeah.
Joshua “Emotionally Buff” (10:12.452)
Gotta slide over to YouTube because I do want to know if I captured my likeness appropriately. John.
Sean “Spaghetti Logic” (10:20.158)
Jesus Christ for the record don't slide over to YouTube slide over to sorry for the little lady out live and check this episode out click that button But Joshua, this is a spitting image of you This is an image of Joshua as a leprechaun as the name and titles he has a beautiful green and gold hats I'm talking like a real tall boy hat a real like a
Joshua “Emotionally Buff” (10:24.784)
There you go, I mean, like did did.
Sean “Spaghetti Logic” (10:47.726)
10 gallon 30 gallon hat he's wearing and then he is also dressed to the nines in a green suit with a white undershirt on it and it looks like he's holding the holy grail maybe it's a golden cup of some sort is that correct jesua am i correct in stating that okay
Joshua “Emotionally Buff” (11:05.904)
It's like some kind of golden cup. I would have been fitting if I would have grabbed my own golden cup But I have I have my own cup here. I'm sorry for the delay cup to drink from but um, do you think? I think I think I captured it for leprechaun day Okay, just had to make sure Sean I got that There you go, Yeah, well, I mean unless we got anything else to go over we could slide over You know, like we always do to chat with us, you know, cuz we always do this
Sean “Spaghetti Logic” (11:13.678)
Oh, there you go. Pretty close, pretty close. I like it. I think you captured it. Yeah, for sure. I think it's beautiful. I think it's beautiful. Yeah, good job. 10 out of 10, buddy. 10 out of 10.
Sean “Spaghetti Logic” (11:35.02)
Hey, before we slide over, I got a gripe. I got a gripe. I was thinking about it right now and I, you remind, that leprechaun reminded me of it. Hey, do you, let me start. Do you use soap in the shower?
Joshua “Emotionally Buff” (11:36.528)
Okay, we're griping.
Joshua “Emotionally Buff” (11:48.036)
Joy soap? Like liquid soap or bar soap or what?
Sean “Spaghetti Logic” (11:50.806)
Yeah, I guess the better question is, what kind of soap do you use in the shower? Yeah, yeah. You don't have to tell me brands or anything. Do you use like bar soap or gel soap is basically my question.
Joshua “Emotionally Buff” (11:54.288)
I can't, that's so, okay. Well.
Joshua “Emotionally Buff” (12:01.2)
No, I don't mind, you know, hopefully this would be a cool sponsor, but I actually use the Sasquatch brand of soap. I, Dr. Squash, yeah, I think that's what it's called. But I use the bar, the square block of soap.
Sean “Spaghetti Logic” (12:04.91)
Dr. Dr. Squatch.
Sean “Spaghetti Logic” (12:15.79)
Okay, okay, so you use a bar. Okay. I use the gels. I like the gels. And the thing is, Joshua, I go through, I take showers every day. Every day, buddy. I'm not a stinky dude. I take showers, I wash my ass, you know, I wash my feet, wash my legs. Some people don't do that, which is weird. Good hygiene. I have good hygiene. Yes, please, take a bath. Wash yourself, take a shower. Anyways, beyond the point here.
Joshua “Emotionally Buff” (12:32.592)
Okay. Okay. Good hygiene. We promote that on this. We promote that on this channel. Yeah.
Sean “Spaghetti Logic” (12:45.238)
Joshua, I go through a decent amount of body wash as a normal person, but I buy in bulk. So I don't have to continue to buy, which I mean, it's kind of the smart thing to do. If you're to be using it, you know, you're going to be using it. So buy it in bulk, right? I ran into a problem. If you want to call it a problem. the soap that I buy has a little pump on the top.
little pump pump pump pump pump right when you get when you get lower no no when you get lower in the soap right
Joshua “Emotionally Buff” (13:18.597)
as one might, yeah okay, this is not revolutionary by any means, but okay got it.
Sean “Spaghetti Logic” (13:30.414)
You have to do a little bit more pumping of the pump to get the soap out Joshua I don't want to feel like I'm jerking my soap off in order for it to give me soap This morning I got to that state and I kid you not I had to pump that thing a good like 30 20 times
Joshua “Emotionally Buff” (13:35.696)
This true.
Joshua “Emotionally Buff” (13:46.884)
Jesus, this is where we're going. Is this where we're going with this?
Sean “Spaghetti Logic” (14:00.182)
before I got anything and there was still a lot of soap in that thing. So I think it's just fucking with me at this point. I think it just wants me to pump it. And so I don't know, but any your opinion on this, do I just, do I just open the cap at this point and just kind of just like let it go onto my hand and do it or what do you do? What do I do in that situation, buddy?
Joshua “Emotionally Buff” (14:22.188)
I mean, I don't want to sound cheap, but when I get to this level that you're at right now, when I'm feeling like the pump isn't like there's air bubbles, you know, just kind of making that sound, you know, like air around the log, you know, that just kind of that school sheet just just just just air on the log. Yeah, that's another topic. But when it starts to do that, like I would I put a little I put a little water in that damn shit. I popped the top. I put a little water in there, you know, because maybe it's a little too thick.
Sean “Spaghetti Logic” (14:31.309)
Mm-hmm.
Never learned a lot yet.
Sean “Spaghetti Logic” (14:44.942)
huh. Okay, I might try that. I might try that. I think it might. I think that's the thing. I think it might be a little too thick is the problem. I might try the water trick. I might try the water trick. I'll give it a try. mean, it's still in there. But yeah, this morning I was just like, my God, what is this? It was like fucking four o'clock in the morning, bro. And I'm taking a shower and it's like, I don't want, I don't have time. If I don't have time to rub one out myself, I don't want to rub one out on my soap. You know?
Joshua “Emotionally Buff” (14:50.446)
you know, to get through that hole, you know, just
Sean “Spaghetti Logic” (15:14.581)
Ugh. Ugh.
Joshua “Emotionally Buff” (15:15.16)
I mean typically when it's a little too thick you gotta put some water on that damn shit.
Sean “Spaghetti Logic” (15:19.426)
Yeah, I'm with you. I'll give it a shot. I'll try it. Anyways, that was my rant. That my rant. That happened to this morning and kind of set my whole mood off. It was weird. So that was my day. That was my day.
Joshua “Emotionally Buff” (15:25.68)
Good rent. I like it
Joshua “Emotionally Buff” (15:33.743)
Pumping one off in the morning, at four in the morning. I don't think you're much different than any other 30 year old man. Or wait, you're not 30 yet, are you? don't think so.
Sean “Spaghetti Logic” (15:40.034)
Yeah... No, I'm still 16.
Joshua “Emotionally Buff” (15:43.13)
Yeah, I guess. Jesus.
Sean “Spaghetti Logic” (15:48.642)
Alright buddy, let's move on. Let's get to the fucking chat with this section. Chat with this ladies and gentlemen, if you're new to this podcast is just a, you know, this is what we talk, this is what the main episode is going to be about. And so we have a various amount of topics sometimes. Sometimes it's like six topics. Sometimes it's only four. Today it's only four topics. So, first one being, post Mother's Day. Interesting. The next one being aliens? Question mark? Question mark.
Joshua “Emotionally Buff” (16:10.286)
Hmm, this'll be sweet. This'll be sweet.
Joshua “Emotionally Buff” (16:16.58)
Okay, okay, all right.
Sean “Spaghetti Logic” (16:19.022)
Uh, the one after that is NPC universe. Okay. Don't know where that's going to go. Uh, the next one is you are what you it's kind of cut off here, so I can't see it. So I'm going to allow you to finish that. You are what you, you are what you crock. Okay. Okay. Oh, all right.
Joshua “Emotionally Buff” (16:23.638)
Mm-hmm, okay right after aliens. All right. Yeah
Joshua “Emotionally Buff” (16:34.478)
No, that's what it says. You are what you crock.
Joshua “Emotionally Buff” (16:41.849)
You are what you croak.
Sean “Spaghetti Logic” (16:44.418)
I think that's going to be a topic about crux if I'm not mistaken. Feels like it. All right. All right. Now let's fucking.
Joshua “Emotionally Buff” (16:47.856)
You
Could be, could be, you gotta stay tuned. Gotta get there first. Alright Sean, post Mother's Day, I'm interested. This is something that Sean conjured up in his beautiful mind of his. That face, that lovely face of his. So what is this all about? Post Mother's Day, how are we feeling? Like what's the vibe?
Sean “Spaghetti Logic” (17:00.558)
Yep. Me. My beautiful conjuring of minds. Yes.
Sean “Spaghetti Logic” (17:11.404)
Joshua, I think we just got a shout at all the mothers for a moment. Like we, we missed Mother's Day, right? Mother's Day was last week. We didn't shout anybody out. Was that correct? Or is it this week? I think we missed Mexican Mother's Day, which is the more important of the Mother's Day, if we're being honest, really. shout out to all the moms, you know, maybe the post Mother's Day thing isn't entirely correct, but hey,
Joshua “Emotionally Buff” (17:14.202)
Okay.
Joshua “Emotionally Buff” (17:22.544)
I I think you're, you know, what, this week?
Joshua “Emotionally Buff” (17:29.072)
Hmm.
jeez.
Sean “Spaghetti Logic” (17:40.864)
Shout out to the moms, you guys are killing it. Shout out to my mom, shout out to your mom. Thank you guys for having us, you know, we appreciate it. We love you. I know we just recently sent the old lady and I sent flowers to our mothers. So shout out to them, know, shout out to all the moms, man. That's just, it's just beautiful. But Joshua.
Joshua “Emotionally Buff” (18:02.96)
I mean, I couldn't agree more. I mean, if you think about it, if it wasn't for our mothers, we probably wouldn't have made it as far as we have now. Literally, like we've never popped out of between their legs. Like we went somewhere. It took them to get us here.
Sean “Spaghetti Logic” (18:18.382)
I agree buddy. I agree, but listen, listen, you know, I don't go anywhere on this podcast without something, right? Without something. So.
Joshua “Emotionally Buff” (18:27.408)
Okay. All right.
Sean “Spaghetti Logic” (18:31.722)
Mother's Day cards, Joshua. Mother's Day cards. You ever gotten your mama Mother's Day card? Yeah. Okay. Cool.
Joshua “Emotionally Buff” (18:33.476)
Yes.
Yeah, I have. Yeah. I've got her cards. Yeah. I've her jewelry. Yeah. Flowers. Yes.
Sean “Spaghetti Logic” (18:43.598)
So I was in, I'm not going to say the card store, but I was in a card store and I just happened upon some interesting Mother's Day cards. Quotes, if you will. I just wanted to give you a few of them that I thought were interesting. You can rank them as much as you would like, Joshua, but here I'm going to read them to you. You ready for this? All right, buddy. Here you go.
Joshua “Emotionally Buff” (19:07.086)
Just... Lay it on me. I'm glad you're reading it, because if I were to read it, I'd fuck it all up. We'll get to that part of the show as well. Happens later, usually.
Sean “Spaghetti Logic” (19:12.206)
Here you are. Alright, first one is this. Happy Mother's Day. Thanks for raising me with love, sarcasm, and just enough emotional damage to make me funny. P.S. My therapist says hi.
Sean “Spaghetti Logic” (19:34.51)
How'd you feel about that one? What'd you rate that one?
Joshua “Emotionally Buff” (19:36.916)
I you know, I guess if it wasn't for bad moms, there wouldn't be therapists. So thank you, bad moms.
Sean “Spaghetti Logic” (19:41.64)
Hahaha
Sean “Spaghetti Logic” (19:45.804)
I that. feel that. This is another one I came across. says, to the woman who told me I understand, sorry, to the woman who told me I'd understand when I'm older. Well, I'm older and now I drink wine before 5 p.m. too. Solidarity, sister.
Joshua “Emotionally Buff” (19:46.288)
I mean, you know.
Joshua “Emotionally Buff” (20:05.646)
Hmm. Okay. I mean, I'm a little confused about that one. But yeah, I don't know.
Sean “Spaghetti Logic” (20:09.208)
Right?
Sean “Spaghetti Logic” (20:14.732)
Your mom never told you you'll understand when you're older?
Joshua “Emotionally Buff” (20:17.896)
Yeah, I mean I do. Yeah, but I grew pretty fast man like so it didn't take me long to figure it out even as a youngster like It was more like you're old enough stupid. You know what I mean? Like feels like it was more like that I Mean, I shouldn't be that harsh but like, you know, I have older brothers, you know So at some point you just no matter how old you are, you've seen it. So don't do the same dumb shit You know
Sean “Spaghetti Logic” (20:27.714)
Yes, you're you.
Yeah, good point.
Joshua “Emotionally Buff” (20:46.576)
But you know when you're older, well just know you have older examples already. The writings on the wall, like, pretty obvious, you know what I mean? so, I had it a little bit different.
Sean “Spaghetti Logic” (20:53.827)
learn.
Sean “Spaghetti Logic” (21:01.358)
Yeah, a little bit. Feels like it.
Joshua “Emotionally Buff” (21:03.952)
Sounds like you have it. Trust me, you'd felt like it having older brothers. Let me tell you, you learned a lot.
Sean “Spaghetti Logic” (21:09.516)
Alright, here's another one for you buddy. This one says, Mother's Day. I'd say you were always right, but that's exactly what you want me to say, isn't it? Nice try, mind wizard.
Sean “Spaghetti Logic” (21:24.193)
you
Joshua “Emotionally Buff” (21:25.604)
mind wizard?
Sean “Spaghetti Logic” (21:26.86)
Yeah, mind wizard, you know, manipulation because your mom manipulated your mind. Yeah.
Joshua “Emotionally Buff” (21:29.932)
yeah, that would confuse me. I'd be like, mind wizard. was like, that would just confuse me if my parents told me that.
Sean “Spaghetti Logic” (21:35.558)
See you, see you just think too much about this. Someone out there is pissing their pants right now buddy. Someone's out there pissing their pants.
Joshua “Emotionally Buff” (21:41.06)
Yeah, mind wizard, like just, no, just keep it simple.
Sean “Spaghetti Logic” (21:44.878)
This is the last one. I thought this one was interesting. So here it is. says, Mom, you taught me how to tie my shoes, pack a lunch and repress feelings like a champ. Today's about you unless someone else makes it about them. In which case you'll never hear the end of it. We'll never hear the end of it.
Joshua “Emotionally Buff” (22:10.64)
I yeah.
Sean “Spaghetti Logic” (22:10.958)
There you go, buddy. I just, I saw some of those and I was like, these are kind of weird. But I guess every mom has a different sense of humor, realistically, you know? So, but anyways, yeah.
Joshua “Emotionally Buff” (22:20.504)
Yeah, yeah. I think they're fun. I mean, I think the best type of moms, I mean, no, I'm not trying to say the other type of moms aren't good. I think the best, they have the best sense of humors. You know what I mean? Like they can take you to a movie, like a comedy movie or something, or they can just like slap you in the face with a piece of chicken. You know what I mean? Just like, some shit, know, just something funny. You know I mean? That you get, you know? Give you a little salmonella.
Sean “Spaghetti Logic” (22:30.156)
or MILFS?
Hmm.
Sean “Spaghetti Logic” (22:44.152)
the fuck?
Joshua “Emotionally Buff” (22:49.498)
food poisoning on purpose. Just like there's nothing wrong with a parent that just does that to you every once in a while. You gotta learn. You gotta build up these tolerances. I think people have gotten too soft. And sometimes you just need a hard parent to just... You know what I mean? Like it's true. People have gotten soft, man.
Sean “Spaghetti Logic” (22:55.246)
Can I get you? Can I get you? Yeah.
Sean “Spaghetti Logic” (23:07.118)
Listen, what did we say? We said episode 96 is going to be our trauma episode. We're going to dive deep into Joshua's traumas on that episode, as well as my traumas on that episode. So if you stick around to episode 96, it'll happen. It'll definitely happen.
Joshua “Emotionally Buff” (23:24.432)
It is coming for sure. Yeah
Sean “Spaghetti Logic” (23:26.918)
But hey, shout out to all the moms again. You guys are working hard. We appreciate it. We love you guys. Thank you so much. yeah, thank you for putting up with us. Thank you for listening to us. Some of our moms listen to this and we love you for it, even though we're not the most censored on this podcast.
Joshua “Emotionally Buff” (23:32.004)
Yeah. I mean, we've got to say thank you for putting up with our shit too. You know, to everybody. You know?
Joshua “Emotionally Buff” (23:49.22)
I is there such thing as a perfect child though? You know let's be honest. I mean I guess.
Sean “Spaghetti Logic” (23:52.568)
Yeah, yeah, me. Right here, me. I'm beautiful. I'm perfect. In every way.
Joshua “Emotionally Buff” (24:00.784)
There you go.
Sean “Spaghetti Logic” (24:05.558)
Buddy all right, let's fucking I got it. We got to do something here. We got to do something I got it I'm in a weird mood because of the start to this episode so before we get to aliens buddy Listen, we're gonna do a sorry for the delay first on this episode episode 85 It's happening for the first time in our sorry for the delay history, but I'm gonna share my screen with you Heading over to sorry for the delay live slash AI radio and you can listen to this in its entirety Joshua we are doing two
AI tracks this week. The program that we're using came out with a version 4.5, which I kid you not, I spent the last 45 minutes to an hour just making a whole bunch of cool songs because it just sounds so much fun. It's just an improvement from where 4.0 was. So I'm to play the first one for you.
Joshua “Emotionally Buff” (24:35.246)
I like it. I like it.
Sean “Spaghetti Logic” (25:00.852)
We can have the people vote to see which one they like better. But I'm going to play this first one for you, Furr. I'm going to play the first one for you. And then we'll talk about this next subject and maybe it'll give you a hint into what this subject is about. But Joshua, this one is they're both called Smash the Grape. They're both called Smash the Grape. I just had to retitle it so I knew which one was which in this.
Joshua “Emotionally Buff” (25:04.174)
I like that.
Sean “Spaghetti Logic” (25:29.108)
Eventually, whichever one wins will be the one that stays on the actual. Sound cloud here, but just I'll play this one for you here you go.
Sean “Spaghetti Logic” (27:29.006)
Alright Joshua, that was the first one off of the list here on the Smash the Grape. How do you feel about it?
Joshua “Emotionally Buff” (27:30.064)
Alright.
Joshua “Emotionally Buff” (27:35.564)
Smashing grapes. You know, it's kind of funny that this song is about grapes because I also feed my dog grapes. So, yeah. No, but I peel them first. I literally peel the skin off the grapes and then I feed it to them.
Sean “Spaghetti Logic” (27:37.294)
Smashing graves, bro.
Sean “Spaghetti Logic” (27:46.19)
You are not supposed to feed dog grapes.
Sean “Spaghetti Logic” (27:56.59)
just seems like such a waste of goddamn time bro why would you even bother with that what is wrong with you what
Joshua “Emotionally Buff” (28:00.922)
Sorry, sorry, sorry for the tangent. I love my dogs and they love grapes. But I do love the song, but it got me thinking about my puppies and the grapes. I don't know, it just took me there. Sorry. That was cool.
Sean “Spaghetti Logic” (28:17.272)
The worst bro, the worst. Listen, I'm going to move past your grape comment to your dogs. Joshua, did you know this next topic is called aliens? you know that may is actually a fuck may is actually alien abduction awareness month.
Joshua “Emotionally Buff” (28:23.184)
You
Joshua “Emotionally Buff” (28:27.973)
Yes.
Joshua “Emotionally Buff” (28:31.331)
Mm-hmm.
Joshua “Emotionally Buff” (28:41.742)
Wow. Okay. I'm sure lots of us are aware that people do get abducted, but are we having other like, like AA meetings for people that admit like, like how, how do we get together? Like, where do we go?
Sean “Spaghetti Logic” (28:43.198)
Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm.
Sean “Spaghetti Logic” (28:56.878)
Well, I don't know any of that, Josh. I don't know any if there's like, I don't know if there's any like, uh, I don't know if there's any AA meetings for people who've been abducted. mean, sure. They're probably fucking is bro, but I don't think that's, that's all we're talking about. I just want people to be aware that month of May is alien abduction awareness month. So I got to ask a few questions for you, because on this podcast,
Joshua “Emotionally Buff” (28:59.568)
Like, I want to know, like, I mean, you know, where do these people go?
Joshua “Emotionally Buff” (29:11.33)
Okay? Okay.
Joshua “Emotionally Buff” (29:20.854)
It's too funny. Yeah.
Sean “Spaghetti Logic” (29:24.706)
We love aliens. We talk about aliens a lot.
Joshua “Emotionally Buff” (29:27.77)
We do, we wear them on our shirts. Yeah.
Sean “Spaghetti Logic” (29:29.656)
wear them on our shirts. Josh, would you ever want to be abducted by an alien?
Joshua “Emotionally Buff” (29:38.192)
Sure, why not? I I guess you can't really choose what alien you get abducted by Which is which kind of sucks because because I'd rather if I could choose You know, what kind of alien would abduct me that mean that'd be a better option But considering the type of person I am I probably wouldn't mind The alien that would want to take somebody like me. So yeah, they could take me
Sean “Spaghetti Logic” (29:47.328)
Yeah, it's true. I never think about that.
Sean “Spaghetti Logic” (29:56.002)
Okay.
Sean “Spaghetti Logic” (30:03.982)
What kind of alien would you want to abduct you?
Joshua “Emotionally Buff” (30:09.04)
I don't know. I mean, that's, I'd have to really think about, well, first of all, I think aliens pick the people they want to abduct. I don't think it's that random. It's not a lotto. You know, they just don't scan the fucking floor or the ground and just go, you know what? That just looks like a good person. No, they're looking at your body. They're looking at your mind. They want to know what's going on in your inside. Like if you're a good candidate for them to seed you or some shit, you know, like there's a reason why they pick you. You know?
Sean “Spaghetti Logic” (30:10.38)
Like a nice one?
Sean “Spaghetti Logic” (30:38.03)
Hang on, kind of, okay, hang on. Okay, let's say you could give, let's say aliens have Tinder profiles, right? What would you be looking for in an alien? Like, let's say you're scrolling the alien Tinder app. What would it say for you to be like, I'm in?
Joshua “Emotionally Buff” (30:59.376)
It would probably be something like no need to exchange fluids, you know?
Sean “Spaghetti Logic” (31:04.878)
Yes, yes.
Joshua “Emotionally Buff” (31:07.664)
Like we could keep it dry You know what I mean height isn't an issue age You know you must be at least as old as the universe which most of us are you know? we're like we're gonna pass the age test I don't know like
Sean “Spaghetti Logic” (31:13.23)
you
Sean “Spaghetti Logic” (31:19.832)
Yeah.
Yeah. I would probably want to, I'd probably want to know like its favorite earth activity, you know, like, like it's like crop circles, you know, calligraphy, you know, that'd be pretty fun. Yeah. Yeah. And then like red flags, know, eats moons owns three plasma pistols, you know, shit like that.
Joshua “Emotionally Buff” (31:32.092)
yeah, there you go. That that that's a thing. Yeah riding around a john deere tractor just doing crop circles
Joshua “Emotionally Buff” (31:46.736)
Yeah, I mean, for me, know, hygiene would be a must. You know, they must take showers or, you know, they must take like galactic baths. You know, they kind of have to have. They smell good. It's I don't know what the universe smells like, you know, but. They have to tingle me a certain way, you know, touch me a certain way.
Sean “Spaghetti Logic” (31:52.535)
yeah, yeah.
Sean “Spaghetti Logic” (31:59.95)
Galactic baths, yeah.
Okay, yeah. I want an alien. I want an alien who just stares longingly into black holes, you know, just romanticizing them.
Joshua “Emotionally Buff” (32:15.354)
Yeah, I mean I that probably would be a no-go for me though. I wouldn't want them to be like interested in my black hole. I probably would have to keep them away from that like We can hang out we could talk cuddle but black holes for me wouldn't be on my list
Sean “Spaghetti Logic” (32:22.603)
What?
Sean “Spaghetti Logic” (32:28.536)
Nah, I feel that, I feel that. Yeah. God. God.
Yeah, I thought that was just a funny experiment. But yeah, everybody's got to be aware of this, you know. Maybe you're driving down the back alleys and all of a sudden you have a flash of light and all you can remember was that it was Saturday and now it's Thursday. So be careful. Be careful out there, boys and girls. I don't want you to be abducted by aliens.
Joshua “Emotionally Buff” (32:52.56)
I has anybody ever, I'm curious to know if anybody's ever come across somebody that like they thought were an alien. Like in your everyday interaction, you know, like say you go to the theme park and there's that one random person missing an eye, you know, operating the Ferris wheel, you know, and you just kind of like have to face, you know.
Sean “Spaghetti Logic” (33:00.874)
Sean “Spaghetti Logic” (33:04.811)
Yeah, yeah.
Sean “Spaghetti Logic” (33:10.166)
Okay, I see that. Yeah. What is that line in Men in Black, like everybody who works at a mail... fuck, was that? You know, the post office is an alien. You know? Yeah.
Joshua “Emotionally Buff” (33:19.162)
Post Office.
Yeah, I mean we have a friend that works at the post office, you know, he's an interesting fella, you know, I love him very much, you know. Been on road trips with the guy, I mean he's like, you know, maybe he read my profile, you know.
Sean “Spaghetti Logic” (33:26.636)
Well, he's curious. Maybe he's an alien. Hmm. yeah, he found you. See, he found you, you know.
Joshua “Emotionally Buff” (33:40.496)
They usually do find me this is Yeah, it's a recurrent thing for me
Sean “Spaghetti Logic” (33:47.924)
Joshua, can I just ask one last thing about alien abductions and stuff real quick? Why do you think they abduct cows? Like, what is with the cow obsession?
Joshua “Emotionally Buff” (33:49.71)
Yeah, whatever you want.
Joshua “Emotionally Buff” (33:57.39)
I mean, fucking have you seen the price of beef, bro?
Sean “Spaghetti Logic” (34:00.974)
Well, I mean, yeah, but do you think they actually eat beef? Like, I think aliens probably absorb nutrients through osmosis or some shit. You know, like they're just like, absorbing it.
Joshua “Emotionally Buff” (34:08.769)
I think they blend that shit up like a fucking smoothie and they just drink that shit. Yeah.
Sean “Spaghetti Logic” (34:13.42)
You think so? think aliens have primitive technology like blenders and they're making smoothies? I don't know, man.
Joshua “Emotionally Buff” (34:20.204)
Yeah, I mean the price of was it kobe beef? You know what I mean? That's like fucking like so expensive just repackage that shit send it back to earth make a profit off that shit
Sean “Spaghetti Logic” (34:28.438)
Also, the man who's all about like logic and stuff, Joshua, why would they need to buy Kobe beef? Like what? They're not paying for anything, bro. Like, no, no, they have no like.
Joshua “Emotionally Buff” (34:39.652)
No, but there's different, well there's different types of aliens. I'm talking to the ones I relate with.
Sean “Spaghetti Logic” (34:43.47)
Okay, so you're talking like stock market aliens who buy low and sell high kind of thing the blue-collar alien if you will
Joshua “Emotionally Buff” (34:50.82)
Yeah.
I mean, there's all types, man. There's some aliens that never even left. They just been here. They're hiding out in the oceans. You know, they're deep under the Antarctic ice. They're just chilling. They're hanging out. They're watching us. They had no reason to leave. They're just they're just hanging out. They're just chilling. Literally, they're chilling under the ice.
Sean “Spaghetti Logic” (34:59.64)
Good point, good point. And the oceans and the waters.
Yeah. Good point.
Sean “Spaghetti Logic” (35:11.736)
They're like, they're the cucks of the alien world is what you're telling me. They're, they're into that watching shit, you know? Okay.
Joshua “Emotionally Buff” (35:17.21)
Yeah.
I mean, when you're thousands of years old, like you can do whatever the fuck you want.
Sean “Spaghetti Logic” (35:25.026)
You have no need for physical stimulation. You're only looking for that visual stimmies. Okay. All right. Well, people porn. Yeah.
Joshua “Emotionally Buff” (35:28.513)
Only if you want it.
Joshua “Emotionally Buff” (35:33.422)
Yeah, people porn literally like walking down New York the streets in New York is literally people porn for them Just like how the user two legs we float idiots just getting off on that shit. You know what mean?
Sean “Spaghetti Logic” (35:41.282)
You
Yeah
Joshua “Emotionally Buff” (35:46.458)
jerking off to people just walking, you know, with their briefcases and shit. Like, that's their thing.
Sean “Spaghetti Logic” (35:55.054)
My god, alright buddy Well, let's get to this second AI song here real quick and then we'll head on over to your topics So the people can have an idea So once again head on over to start for literally live slash AI radio and you can listen to the second song in its entirety Let us know which song you like better. us on let us know which song you like worse Either way We appreciate you. Thank you for being here. Thank you for listening with us. It's a weird episode this week
little bit weird. Let's get even weirder buddy. Here it is, your second song.
Sean “Spaghetti Logic” (38:55.086)
There you go buddy, that was the second song. For the first time on a Sorry For The Delay episode, we had two AI songs. Mainly because I liked them both. I thought they were both fun in their own weird way. But which one did you like better, Jesua?
Joshua “Emotionally Buff” (39:02.106)
Double to that.
Joshua “Emotionally Buff” (39:07.344)
Yeah. don't think any of them are weird. I think both of them are fucking great. Yeah. I mean, the second one was definitely more funky, more upbeat, more just tie the fucking shoe straps and just get down. That one definitely is going to get somebody up off the floor and fucking moving, even if they're drunk or high or whatever. You hear that, you're just going to get up.
Sean “Spaghetti Logic” (39:13.088)
No, really. Yeah, you enjoyed it. Okay. Yeah.
Sean “Spaghetti Logic” (39:30.286)
Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. I had a good rhythm and good beat. It fun.
Joshua “Emotionally Buff” (39:36.558)
Yeah, yeah that one's funky. That one's funky. But I like it.
Sean “Spaghetti Logic” (39:39.352)
Yeah, I like it. Joshua, can I just say real quick on the on these AI tracks? I've had I've had a bunch of responses to the to the to the pig song a few weeks back at this point.
Joshua “Emotionally Buff” (39:44.9)
Yeah.
Joshua “Emotionally Buff” (39:58.212)
The pig one, the pig song. Okay.
Sean “Spaghetti Logic” (40:01.068)
Yeah, excuse me. I to burp. But in that same vein, I gave chat or gave it wasn't even chat. was the program that we use for this. I gave that program the prompt of smash the grapes because it came to me in a dream, Joshua. It came to me in a weird fucking dream, bro.
I can't even remember what it was. just woke up remembering the phrase, smash the grape. So take that for what you will. Yeah. Fun times. Let me share that with you.
Joshua “Emotionally Buff” (40:40.27)
No, I love, mean, things come to people all the time in dreams. know, premonitions, take a little bit of mushrooms. So I think dreams are a gateway, so why not listen to, you see something about a grape, why not make a song about it? I think you did the right thing.
Sean “Spaghetti Logic” (40:44.94)
Yeah, yeah, weird stuff.
Sean “Spaghetti Logic” (40:55.146)
Exactly. So let us know let us know everybody what your favorite smash the grape song was was the number one or was it number two? There you go, buddy. Let's move on You can pick both. if you like both sure. Hey good on Let's move on to NPC universe. No, sorry, Yeah
Joshua “Emotionally Buff” (41:02.778)
Can you pick both? I can we pick both though?
Joshua “Emotionally Buff” (41:09.934)
You know, I just want to say one thing. I just wanted like, you took the screen down too fast. I saw that there was two things in your shopping cart. And maybe one of these days you'll reveal what is in your actual shopping cart up there. But I'm just curious because that was kind of like a little sneak peek into like some, you know, maybe what you can purchase from the website. you know.
Sean “Spaghetti Logic” (41:20.878)
Mm. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm.
Sean “Spaghetti Logic” (41:26.752)
yeah.
Sean “Spaghetti Logic” (41:35.574)
yeah, yeah, yeah, no, we're getting there buddy. We're getting there. I'm testing the backend. Yes, I'm not going to, I'm not going to show it yet. I just to make sure it worked and it's, it's, it's almost there. So yeah, I'm leaving it there.
Joshua “Emotionally Buff” (41:39.514)
Okay, all right, that was cool. No, of course not, yeah. I'm just curious.
Joshua “Emotionally Buff” (41:50.576)
Alright, I'm moving on. NPC Universe, buddy. So, yeah, I've been watching a lot of like Black Mirror lately. Everybody knows what Black Mirror is by now. If you don't know what Black Mirror is, it's on Netflix. It's crazy. They get a bunch of, I think they're up to like seven, how many fucking seasons do they have now? I think it's all seven, five, whatever the fuck it is. So I started thinking about this because they dive into all bunch of virtual realities and all this thing.
Sean “Spaghetti Logic” (41:56.225)
NPC universe what you got
Joshua “Emotionally Buff” (42:20.216)
I started wondering what would it be like to live in a world where it was just full of NPCs and you were like not an NPC. Like if you were just somehow loaded into a universe like free like free guy, right? The movie free guy. If you haven't seen free guys, a pretty awesome movie. Go check it out. how he becomes like self-aware. So
Sean “Spaghetti Logic” (42:41.922)
Yeah, it's a good movie. Yeah, highly recommend.
Joshua “Emotionally Buff” (42:49.392)
Do you kind of think this universe that we are in now, this is our NPC universe? Like we are all NPCs. We are all, every one of us, you're listening to this, you're watching this, you fucking taking a shower, trying to pump the shit out of fucking soap in the morning like Sean is, know, like, is my shit broken? Do I have a virus? How come I keep pumping? Nothing's coming out. Like you're fucking, you know, like.
Sean “Spaghetti Logic” (42:58.382)
Okay. Okay.
Sean “Spaghetti Logic” (43:18.696)
on the wheel. Why do I keep pumping?
Joshua “Emotionally Buff” (43:23.438)
Yeah, like, I'm just curious, like, if you just dip deep into your own mind or whatever, when you wake up in the morning, are we all living as NPCs in this universe?
Sean “Spaghetti Logic” (43:26.254)
All right, go.
Sean “Spaghetti Logic” (43:30.158)
Sure, sure.
Sean “Spaghetti Logic” (43:35.736)
Damn, bro, that's like... that's deep. That's real deep. Like, cause then... cause then you're talking who's the main character. Cause with... there has to be a main character, otherwise there are no NPCs. You know? Cause if there's not a main character, then we're all NPCs, then that doesn't make any sense. So, who's the main character in this world? Cause I'd like to think that if this world was mine, this was my world.
Joshua “Emotionally Buff” (43:45.092)
Right? Good question.
Joshua “Emotionally Buff” (44:04.472)
Hmm. Okay. That adds up.
Sean “Spaghetti Logic” (44:04.64)
you all would be the NPCs, you know? Right? And yeah, I mean, just like if it was your world, right? From your perspective, we're the NPCs, you know?
Joshua “Emotionally Buff” (44:17.84)
There, it's there.
Sean “Spaghetti Logic” (44:20.574)
is... I mean the world is a simulation. We've already gone on record saying that it's a simulation. a semi. But damn dude, damn. If we're all just NPCs then life is kind of pointless, you know? Like... What's the point? know, if we're all just NPCs then fuck it. Go out there, kill people. You know, murder. Because what's the point? What's the point?
Joshua “Emotionally Buff” (44:21.039)
Ahem.
Joshua “Emotionally Buff” (44:40.24)
Jesus Christ. But what if the point of us being NPCs in this universe is to ultimately make this a better universe?
Sean “Spaghetti Logic” (44:48.878)
Mm-hmm.
Joshua “Emotionally Buff” (44:55.534)
Like we each effect like one ant on an anthill effects it.
Sean “Spaghetti Logic” (44:56.504)
for who.
I know, but who are we making this universe better for? Other NPCs? Yeah, but we're not the main characters, we're the NPCs in this situation. You said it. So why even bother making this world better, you know? Go light a cat on fire. Fucking... Go blow up a car!
Joshua “Emotionally Buff” (45:02.436)
For ourselves? No, for ourselves.
Joshua “Emotionally Buff” (45:16.636)
Clearly we have reached Sean's tipping point Because he's over here wanting to light cats on fire. Holy shit. I Mean, I mean, I don't know if that's what I'm doing as an NPC in my universe like cats on fire See that there is a person that in their NPC universe doing that you're absolutely right and they go to NPC jail where they get NPC butt fucked and That's the way they want to spend their NPC fucking life
Sean “Spaghetti Logic” (45:26.742)
I'm just saying that if there's
Sean “Spaghetti Logic” (45:33.1)
I'm just saying, NPCs. Yeah.
Sean “Spaghetti Logic” (45:41.806)
Shale.
Joshua “Emotionally Buff” (45:43.504)
getting fucking batons up their butthole regularly. Like.
Sean “Spaghetti Logic” (45:46.826)
See, that's why this doesn't make any sense though, because you can't have everybody be an NPC, you know? There's gotta be main characters for this to work. So I think if the world is just NPCs then nothing really matters, and I think the world matters. So I don't think that this is an all-NPC universe. So I think that there are main characters, and maybe the main characters are like...
your perspective, you know, like in my universe, I'm the main character and in your universe, you're the main character. You know, what if, what if we're just in alternate universes in the same plane? You know what I mean? Like, because your perspective is different than my perspective, like it's, it's, we're living in the same place, but on different planes, you know, we, coexist.
Joshua “Emotionally Buff” (46:18.34)
Mm-hmm.
Sean “Spaghetti Logic” (46:41.442)
So that way you can have a unique perspective and I can have a unique perspective. So maybe that's what it is. Maybe it's not NPCs. It's just each one of us is on a smaller dimensional plane, but we can all still coexist here. Maybe that's what it is.
Joshua “Emotionally Buff” (46:44.816)
Mm-hmm.
Joshua “Emotionally Buff” (47:01.114)
Okay, Yeah, I just I mean, I don't know. I'm just you know, what I when I pondered the idea You know being awake in this form and then we go to sleep and we dream and we go through all that whole dream state that whole fucking thing It's like another version of an NPC universe because now we're transformed into another kind of universe or Whatever it is and then we come back to this one and we just jump back and forth every few hours so it's just kind of like
Sean “Spaghetti Logic” (47:06.021)
Thought experiment.
Joshua “Emotionally Buff” (47:30.082)
interesting to think we literally could be NPCs walking through this universe and and trying to figure out who the main character is what if there is no main character what if this is what it is
Sean “Spaghetti Logic” (47:42.99)
I still think I'm the main character. Possibly. I don't know. You might be wrong. I still think that dreams though are different realities that you've that you live in. You know that there's a there's a different you in that dream. You know like you're dreaming that you're on a beach. There's actually you somewhere on that beach. You know in a different a different universe. You know.
Joshua “Emotionally Buff” (48:01.7)
That's so awesome. It's the kind of dream I want to have tonight.
Sean “Spaghetti Logic” (48:06.702)
On a beach? Or... Okay. Shiiiit. I dunno. It's weird to think about. But who knows? I'm not an NPC.
Joshua “Emotionally Buff” (48:08.216)
Yeah, next to that alien on your chest right there. That'd be pretty fucking sweet.
Anybody? All right. Well, something to ponder. Yeah. Something to think about when we get into all this, because we love these type of topics. But we can end it with a fun one, because we've already know we've gone on a weird path, and let's wake up fucking path.
Sean “Spaghetti Logic” (48:24.898)
Yeah. Sure.
Sean “Spaghetti Logic” (48:31.982)
Also, don't light cats on fire for the record. Don't do that.
Joshua “Emotionally Buff” (48:35.44)
Yeah, Sean goes on these tangents sometimes and if you you know You got to make it to 40, you know minute 48 to fucking get there, but eventually says some shit Yeah
Sean “Spaghetti Logic” (48:44.386)
Yeah, if you've made it this far, know, this is the this is like the like if we were to cut these episodes in half and just end on the AI songs like this is like the Patreon exclusives, you know, the sorry for the delay exclusive content, you know, this is the stuff you get after.
Joshua “Emotionally Buff” (48:58.16)
Yeah, this is the pie. Yeah, you must be over 18 to get to this past the 30 minute mark and we're happy you did. If you're still listening, thank you. We appreciate you. But Sean, I am curious to know if you are what you crock. Do you own a pair of crocks, Sean? You own a pair of crocks. Okay.
Sean “Spaghetti Logic” (49:05.046)
Exactly.
Yeah.
Sean “Spaghetti Logic” (49:17.166)
I do not I do not own one pair of Crocs at all Joshua I'm in my I'm in my dad phase. I'm in my New Balance phase I just got a new pair of New Balances all black blacked out edition murdered edition. I love them, dude I love New Balances. I'm a big New Balance fan, bro the comfort Like I can go faster than them, you know, I'm not a croc guy, unfortunately
Joshua “Emotionally Buff” (49:23.522)
Okay, because...
Joshua “Emotionally Buff” (49:31.472)
Jesus.
Joshua “Emotionally Buff” (49:44.984)
Okay, so you've never owned a pair never never owned a pair, but do you notice crocs when you're walking up and down the street? Okay, so you do notice them right so the question I'm I'm posing for everybody you the only person here right now and The other listeners are some of the people who watching I'm curious to know if When you see somebody walking down the street, do you look at the charms?
Sean “Spaghetti Logic” (49:47.35)
No. No, sir. No, and I don't plan to, Heather.
Yeah, because they're ugly as fuck.
Joshua “Emotionally Buff” (50:14.474)
on their crocs and are you rocking what you croc in?
Sean “Spaghetti Logic” (50:17.294)
Okay, I see where this is going.
Okay, I see what you're doing here I get you listen bro Listen, dude The fucking the croc charms are like the little Bobos You know, they're just a they were a trend ten years ago, bro You know, they're just a fad now just like the little boo boos. It's just gonna come and go yeah thing and
Joshua “Emotionally Buff” (50:22.212)
The charms. Are you rocking the croc? Are you rocking? Is that it?
Joshua “Emotionally Buff” (50:39.184)
Okay, okay.
Joshua “Emotionally Buff” (50:44.91)
so you don't feel that they have any no representation of the person whatsoever.
Sean “Spaghetti Logic” (50:50.592)
No, I feel like they do represent the person for sure for sure. Yeah It's another way to to put your personality on something, right? But I don't give a fuck about your personality, bro I don't want to look at your fucking grippers and be like, my god, this guy loves fucking emo music You know, I don't need that. I don't need that in my life I don't need to look at your feet and be like, this guy likes ice cream cool, bro. Wear a shirt
Joshua “Emotionally Buff” (50:52.61)
Okay, okay. That's fair. That's what I'm getting at.
Joshua “Emotionally Buff” (51:06.256)
Jesus Christ.
Sean “Spaghetti Logic” (51:19.212)
buy a sorry for the delayed shirt that has an alien on it. I would do more for me to know about your personality than staring at your goddamn feet. yeah.
Joshua “Emotionally Buff” (51:28.474)
See, I'm indifferent about this because I kind of think people tend to rock what they croak. I think people, mean, we all, so we all wear clothes, right? Some people wear the freaking pants that say juicy on the back because they have no butt. They want to just tell people it's juicy even though it's not. You know what I'm saying? Like you want to project things that maybe you wish you had and now you don't. I mean, it's fine. It's fine. It's okay. But I tend to think...
Sean “Spaghetti Logic” (51:36.77)
Yeah.
Joshua “Emotionally Buff” (51:58.498)
If you're slapping a charm on your croc, it probably represents you a little bit. So in saying that, I would love to show off a couple of the charms I have on my crocs just because I want to know. exactly.
Sean “Spaghetti Logic” (52:09.774)
my god, you let me go on that rant about not giving a fuck about the croc charms and you're about to show us your fucking croc charms?
Joshua “Emotionally Buff” (52:21.802)
I'm curious to know 85 episodes later for you, Sean, and for anybody listening who's paying a fucking tension and hasn't fallen asleep yet. Yes, you getting an F in the back of the classroom talking to you too. I got F's all the time. I I wasn't a good student. I mean, I can relate to that person. So I want to show off three charms and I want to know, Sean, if you were to look at this or you go, you know what? That does kind of represent Joshua.
Sean “Spaghetti Logic” (52:26.754)
Yeah. All right.
Sean “Spaghetti Logic” (52:36.12)
Sucks to be you, bro.
Joshua “Emotionally Buff” (52:51.056)
I'm just curious. Okay, first one, okay. Okay, here we go. That's the first one right here. That's the first
Sean “Spaghetti Logic” (52:52.526)
Okay. Alright. I'm ready. I'm fucking ready.
Sean “Spaghetti Logic” (53:00.386)
The first charm is a Ghostbusters charm. It's the Ghostbusters logo. does this represent Joshua? no, I don't think it does. No. What, what part of your aura, your person ever has embodied Ghostbusters? Tell me, tell me.
Joshua “Emotionally Buff” (53:02.916)
Yep. Yep.
Joshua “Emotionally Buff” (53:08.91)
No? I love Ghostbusters! Let's try one, man.
Joshua “Emotionally Buff” (53:19.778)
Okay, I have Ghostbuster Funkos. I watch Ghostbusters, I wouldn't say all the time, but you know, it's a fun movie to put on the background just because it's cool. I believe in ghosts. I believe in the supernatural. I believe there's energy in all of us and just because we maybe, you know, aren't here in physical form anymore, we still can float around in an energy state. So yes.
Sean “Spaghetti Logic” (53:24.397)
Okay.
Sean “Spaghetti Logic” (53:34.56)
I in ghosts.
Joshua “Emotionally Buff” (53:49.152)
I think for me this does represent me, Sean. And I'm a little disappointed that you think it doesn't.
Sean “Spaghetti Logic” (53:53.762)
Okay, so, okay, hang on, hang on, hang on, hold on a minute, hold on a second, hold your ghost horses here. When it comes to things that describe your personality or show off your, who you are as a person, right? I feel like if you are presenting something like that, like you're showing this off in the public space, I feel like you have to be extremely passionate about what you're showing off, right?
Joshua “Emotionally Buff” (53:57.412)
Okay, okay.
Joshua “Emotionally Buff” (54:05.519)
Yes.
Mm-hmm.
Joshua “Emotionally Buff” (54:22.672)
Okay.
Sean “Spaghetti Logic” (54:22.942)
or it's like something that you can speak to kind of thing. That's this is just for me, right? This is just for the way I think, right? The stuff that I have behind me is stuff that I can speak passionately about, right? You can have a three hour conversation to me about what we do in the shadows, about Alice in Wonderland, about kitty cat art, right? I will literally have those conversations about you. Can you have a three hour conversation about Ghostbusters?
Joshua “Emotionally Buff” (54:30.254)
No, it's okay, yeah.
Sean “Spaghetti Logic” (54:50.392)
Can you give me like trivia on Ghostbusters? Can you give me facts about Ghostbusters? You know, like I'm not, I'm not asking. I'm not asking you to do it. I'm just saying like, like.
Joshua “Emotionally Buff” (54:56.558)
I mean, just yeah, I mean, yeah, of course, of course, no, no, because you're absolutely right. Do I know all the Ghostbusters names? No. Do I love the Ghostbusters movies? Yeah. So would I rock a charm because I can relate it and how fun it is and just the overall, just the genre of it? Like, yeah, dude. So I think it does. It does do something for me.
Sean “Spaghetti Logic” (55:12.974)
Yeah.
Sean “Spaghetti Logic” (55:23.278)
So I get that I definitely get that but but as somebody who doesn't know you and Then just comes out like sees you with these crocs on and they go that guy really must love Ghostbusters because he spent $50 on a croc charm of a Ghostbusters logo But you know what I mean, you know what I mean though, you know what I mean, right? Okay. Mm-hmm. All right. All right. Let's let's move on. That was just my side tangent. What's your next one?
Joshua “Emotionally Buff” (55:29.316)
Okay.
Joshua “Emotionally Buff” (55:38.899)
It's not fifty dollars. So come on. I mean if I was spending that much Yeah, I mean, but we don't have to exaggerate either. I do know what you mean Yes
Okay, all right. My next one. Let me show it off. Fuck, I wish I would have got like a manicure or some shit. My fingers are all nasty doing this shit. But don't judge the nails. You do and help me get a you give me a gift certificate or some shit. There you go.
Sean “Spaghetti Logic” (55:58.862)
you
Sean “Spaghetti Logic” (56:02.638)
which is the else.
Sean “Spaghetti Logic” (56:06.454)
avocado. His next one is an avocado. Joshua, will say avocado does represent you pretty well. Yeah, yeah, you're healthy. You're a healthy man. And you often I will say you do love avocados.
Joshua “Emotionally Buff” (56:09.072)
Okay.
Joshua “Emotionally Buff” (56:15.458)
I love avocados. could sit there and I could just eat. I could sit there and I can eat an avocado. So again, this does represent me. Just saying, just saying.
Sean “Spaghetti Logic” (56:26.382)
think you were, did we ever put that Seattle short out? I can't remember. You had an avocado smoothie in that one of those shorts. I don't know, I'll have to see if we put it out or not. But yeah, that definitely represents you, 100%.
Joshua “Emotionally Buff” (56:35.056)
Case in point.
Joshua “Emotionally Buff” (56:42.576)
And not all charms have to be like a punch to the face and so obvious because you'll never get this one, but this is kind of a little hidden meaning. This one right here.
Sean “Spaghetti Logic” (56:56.302)
This is the Chucky from the Rugrats cartoon show.
Joshua “Emotionally Buff” (57:00.91)
Yeah, yeah. So you wouldn't know this, but when I would play baseball as a youngster, I got called out a nickname as Chuckie because I used to just run around and cause a ruckus. And I was just like a little little nightmare. So I got called Chuckie as a child. No, I don't have red hair. Never did. Never wore glasses. But personality wise and all that, like it's very relatable. So what I'm saying, what?
Sean “Spaghetti Logic” (57:29.228)
Wait, hang on, hang on a minute. You got called Chucky. Are you sure they want to reference referencing like Chucky? OK, because I don't remember from the show from what I remember in the show. Chucky does not cause a ruckus, nor does he run around. So. That's kind of confusing.
Joshua “Emotionally Buff” (57:33.316)
Yeah, call Jackie.
Joshua “Emotionally Buff” (57:38.285)
No.
Cause Rugrats is-
Joshua “Emotionally Buff” (57:48.706)
I mean, but yeah, mean, Chuck, well, I mean, there's, there's, there's, there's meaning there. So all I'm saying is if you're rocking what you're crocking, don't be like, don't be, you know, somebody walks up to you and you have a big old juicy or you have a pineapple or some fucking thing that represents swinging and shit or whatever it like, just got to remember if you're going to be repping anything.
Sean “Spaghetti Logic” (58:10.358)
upside down pineapple.
Joshua “Emotionally Buff” (58:17.551)
And somebody's like hey, what's up about this? loved Ghostbusters. Yeah, like like you're repping that so Just just throwing it. I think people tend to rock what they crock in a way So that's just kind of where I'm coming from with that You know people do get judged all the time by what they wear and I think if you're slapping the charmer, it's you know, like Is what it is? So just having some fun with that
Sean “Spaghetti Logic” (58:41.518)
you buddy. Listen, I ain't gonna be rocking no Crocs. The only thing I'm repping are these Sorry for the delayed t-shirts. I can't wait. Like honestly buddy, I'm kind of excited for winter time. Like this is how my brain works. Like we already have, we're calling this the OG set is what we're calling this whole collection of shirts. But I'm actually excited for the next drop that we do. We're gonna do a summer collection and then we're gonna do a winter collection.
But in that winter collection, we're gonna have some sweaters that are gonna be available. And I'm legitimately ready to have a nice, sorry for the delay sweater. Because it gets cold up here, buddy. I get cold just thinking about it.
Joshua “Emotionally Buff” (59:23.93)
True, it does. It's hot here right now. It's in the 80s today. It's fucking nice.
Sean “Spaghetti Logic” (59:29.25)
Damn, that's nice. Over here was like a mid 60s. So not bad, but not the warmest. But buddy, I don't want to shit on your croc situation anymore. But yeah, I think if somebody looked at you and looked at your crocs, they'd probably have a pretty good idea of who you are as a person. So I guess that works.
Joshua “Emotionally Buff” (59:50.126)
Yeah, but for me, honestly, I don't wear my crocs out in public. So there's that
Sean “Spaghetti Logic” (59:54.318)
So you just... who you... what the fuck? So then why would you... you know what? I'm not even going on this rant. We're already going long on this episode. Joshua, let's get to the fun finds. Let's fucking... yeah, who the fuck you showing these off to? Who the fuck are these fucking croc things for? Nobody. Not for anybody. They're just for you. What the fuck? Who cares?
Joshua “Emotionally Buff” (01:00:05.936)
I don't. I wear my crocs at home. I wear my crocs at home. They're comfortable. They're... wear crocs at home. I don't wear them out in public.
Joshua “Emotionally Buff” (01:00:18.179)
Exactly.
There you go. Yep. All right.
Sean “Spaghetti Logic” (01:00:22.226)
Anyways, let's start to fucking land this plane my dude. Let's do some fun finds. Let's do some fortunes Let's do some lucky numbers the way we end these episodes
Joshua “Emotionally Buff” (01:00:28.688)
Fuck. Damn. All right. Well, shit, this is supposed to go a little bit, a little more fun, a little bit longer, but Sean, I did something a little different with my fun find today and, you got a sneak peek of it earlier. I'm a little bummed out about it, but, um, do the technical difficulties. You did find that out, but I do have a fun find. And in order for me to show you that fun, fine, I'm going to do a little bit different for you and everybody watching. But Sean, this is my fun find.
Sean “Spaghetti Logic” (01:00:40.782)
Through the tech- technical difficulties.
Sean “Spaghetti Logic” (01:00:54.712)
I'm ready.
Joshua “Emotionally Buff” (01:00:57.296)
for this episode. But.
Sean “Spaghetti Logic” (01:00:59.724)
Wow. Okay. So Joshua has put us into a different room. Everybody, for those of you listening, there's a separate room now. Joshua kind of did what I did where he separated his Funko now. so it's just, it's, it's Funko on the back, on the background, but we have something a little different, which is in his right hand side of his screen here, there is a big old thumbs up and a big old thumbs down that says, yes, no.
Joshua “Emotionally Buff” (01:01:17.22)
Yes.
Joshua “Emotionally Buff” (01:01:25.315)
Mm-hmm.
Sean “Spaghetti Logic” (01:01:26.978)
the background is on the thumbs up is dollar signs the background on the thumbs down is poop emojis so Joshua I'm curious what's going on here
Joshua “Emotionally Buff” (01:01:32.942)
Yes. So as you just stated, we like to get visual over here. We like to do things a little bit differently. So Sean, I have to ask you the question. And if you're watching this for the first time, this will be fun for you. I just want to know if you think this was a, a value find or this was not a value find when I purchased this, was this a good buy? Was this a good investment? Either I made money on this or it was just as shitty as those emojis as you're looking at in the, little
Sean “Spaghetti Logic” (01:01:57.032)
Sean “Spaghetti Logic” (01:02:01.998)
This is this is Captain America by the way, sorry audio listeners Joshua's Funko is Captain America Specifically the one that has his little text bubble above him that says I can do this all day I want to say that this is Probably a value fine. So I'm gonna say yes. This was a good investment
Joshua “Emotionally Buff” (01:02:03.514)
cartoon there.
Joshua “Emotionally Buff” (01:02:25.808)
Okay, Sean, you are absolutely correct because this was a value fine and uh, it was 1599, but it actually is worth $19 right now. So there you go, buddy. So this was actually a good little buy. I make a lot of money on it, but I made something. So there you go. That is my fun little find for this episode.
Sean “Spaghetti Logic” (01:02:36.364)
Okay, not bad, not bad at all.
Sean “Spaghetti Logic” (01:02:51.298)
Very fucking cool buddy. Very cool. I'm kinda disappointed it doesn't You wanna be honest with you? Like I wish it kinda spinned.
Joshua “Emotionally Buff” (01:02:56.538)
No, I don't want you. You already have something that spins. I'm gonna do something different. I'm gonna have smoke and fucking fireworks and shit next time. So don't you worry about what I'm doing over here.
Sean “Spaghetti Logic” (01:03:03.95)
Anyways.
Joshua “Emotionally Buff” (01:03:05.7)
I even have a fucking tiger. It'll come out with it around his neck just as a necklace.
Sean “Spaghetti Logic” (01:03:10.712)
That would be fucking cool. I'd pay money to see that. Joshua, let me show you my fun find for the week. here he is. Maybe? Maybe? My button's not working. I don't think my buttons are Anyways, here it is!
Joshua “Emotionally Buff” (01:03:26.128)
It's my button work. There you go
Sean “Spaghetti Logic” (01:03:29.228)
This is Snoopy Joshua in his puffer jacket. as you'll notice, this is the chase version of the Snoopy. dude, his original is his green beanie and his orange puffer jacket. The chase version has drum roll, please. Everybody. It has Mr. Snoopy has his blue jacket and orange beanie. Look at him there, buddy.
Joshua “Emotionally Buff” (01:03:32.815)
Hmm
Sean “Spaghetti Logic” (01:03:58.786)
He is also a Funko exclusive and there he is in all his glory. A beautiful chase. I love it so much, my dude. I was so happy when I got this motherfucker in the fucking mail. it was nice. It was a nice scene.
Joshua “Emotionally Buff” (01:04:03.824)
Very nice.
Joshua “Emotionally Buff” (01:04:13.562)
Was that a Big Daddy Amazon buy or?
Sean “Spaghetti Logic” (01:04:16.118)
No, this was a Funko.com buy buddy. This is a, I bought a whole set of Funkos including like the Shana the Dead one and the other ones you saw the previous, previous weeks. But yeah, this one came in, opened the box, fucking chase. I started screaming like a little girl, I just started crying. Couldn't, couldn't handle the emotions. It's beautiful. Beautiful.
Joshua “Emotionally Buff” (01:04:36.026)
Perfect. Well, I'm glad you found that. That takes us to the next part of this program where we get into some fortunes. We're running out of the dirty ones, but we are going to get into the Fortunes Against Humanity pack. Let's see. Let's see what we got for one of these sometimes lackluster fortunes. Here we go. Let's see. All right. So you're not...
Sean “Spaghetti Logic” (01:04:42.958)
Sure.
Dirty fortune.
Sean “Spaghetti Logic” (01:04:52.748)
Okay, all right, let's go. I'm ready.
Sean “Spaghetti Logic” (01:05:00.652)
Mm-hmm. Sometimes they're not the best.
Joshua “Emotionally Buff” (01:05:04.42)
so fortune fortune for today's podcast on May 13th episode 85 is an old flame will re enter your life and become the basis for a Dateline episode.
Sean “Spaghetti Logic” (01:05:23.342)
interesting. Okay.
Joshua “Emotionally Buff” (01:05:24.548)
Yeah. Okay. It's kind of... Yeah, I don't know. They usually are pretty lackluster. I previewed it before I even fucking said it. There you go. There's your unlucky fortune for this episode. May 13th, episode 85.
Sean “Spaghetti Logic” (01:05:27.116)
Alright. I mean, I don't know how to feel about that one to be honest with you. I don't. So, yeah.
Sean “Spaghetti Logic” (01:05:41.062)
Well, let's give you some lucky numbers to fix that Joshua these are your seven lucky numbers for the week Feel free to use them for whatever nefarious reasons you would like they are as followed to 11 12 14 19 25 and 43 Once again, your lucky numbers are to 11 12 14 19 25 and 43
Fun times, buddy? Fun times. We made it to the end of the episode. This is gonna be a kinda long one. Who knows? Me, I'll probably have to cut out that cat getting flamed on. Yeah. We'll see how that goes. Maybe she'll leave it in there. Oh, actually, it will be in there in the unedited novel that is on. Sorry for the little late out alive. Click the episode link. If you can read all the way down to 45 minutes, hats off to you, my dude.
Joshua “Emotionally Buff” (01:06:06.48)
There we go. Yeah, we made it.
Joshua “Emotionally Buff” (01:06:14.308)
Yeah, there's lots to cut.
Joshua “Emotionally Buff” (01:06:32.25)
Jesus.
Sean “Spaghetti Logic” (01:06:35.02)
hats off so Joshua let's land this plane the stewards are telling me I've been over served and I need to go because the plane has landed already so
Joshua “Emotionally Buff” (01:06:38.096)
Yes, sir. Let's get out of here. I'm hungry
Joshua “Emotionally Buff” (01:06:48.398)
plane is fucking crashed let's be honest people in the back are pulling bodies off each other it's over it's done let's get out of here
Sean “Spaghetti Logic” (01:06:53.774)
All right, buddy, what do you got left to say to the people for the week?
Joshua “Emotionally Buff” (01:07:00.588)
No, I mean, I don't I you know, I don't always have much but I thought I'd you know Just end it with a fun one, you know, if you are what you croc you croc what you are walk with you croc however, you want to fucking say that Enjoy it and maybe we'll come out with a sorry for the delay just to piss Sean off I think I'm gonna have a little croc charm made for Sean Little little little charm and I'm gonna send him some crocs with a custom star for the lay little thing, but
Sean “Spaghetti Logic” (01:07:06.999)
Okay.
Sean “Spaghetti Logic” (01:07:29.176)
You know, I would still like to see the shirt that I was given. That I still haven't seen. my god.
Joshua “Emotionally Buff” (01:07:34.344)
yeah, that's That's right. Next episode, episode 86. Yeah, I'm sure the listener would like to see that too. Let me actually show that to you. It's probably, what the fuck Josh, show that thing off already. Yeah, but I don't know. Love all you guys. Thank you for listening. Thank you for watching. What else can I say?
Sean “Spaghetti Logic” (01:07:48.708)
my god. Anyways,
Sean “Spaghetti Logic” (01:07:56.366)
Can we just point out for a second that Joshua ended his monologue with a rather sophisticated poem that he nailed the first time he said it. So there's that amazing kudos to you Joshua hats off buddy.
Joshua “Emotionally Buff” (01:08:08.966)
You
Joshua “Emotionally Buff” (01:08:13.808)
Thank you. Sometimes I got it.
Sean “Spaghetti Logic” (01:08:16.418)
Yeah, and just like Joshua said, thank you guys for watching. Thank you for listening. This has been a weird one. Weird mental states on this one just because the beginning was so random. But if you made it with us for that long time through this long episode, I do appreciate it. Joshua appreciates it. We all appreciate it here. sorry for the delay. And I just want to say one last thing to my friend, Joshua. what did the man
Joshua “Emotionally Buff” (01:08:27.29)
Yeah, for sure, for sure.
Sean “Spaghetti Logic” (01:08:45.374)
say when he put the car in reverse.
Joshua “Emotionally Buff” (01:08:49.488)
Sean? I do not know.
Sean “Spaghetti Logic” (01:08:53.452)
He said, this takes me back.
Joshua “Emotionally Buff” (01:08:57.162)
It's stupid.
Sean “Spaghetti Logic” (01:09:01.614)
Ladies and gentlemen, we will see you next week. Be safe out there. We love you. Deuces.
Joshua “Emotionally Buff” (01:09:02.0)
You
