Sorry For The Delay | EP.89
Chapters
00:00 Introduction and Commitment to Podcasting
02:04 Home Remedies and Drinks of Choice
05:06 Housekeeping and Merch Launch Updates
08:12 Conspiracy Theory: McDonald's Ice Cream Machines
15:09 Go-To McDonald's Orders and Food Talk
16:06 Dreams and Connections
29:13 The Nature of Humanity and Extraterrestrial Life
38:14 Blueprints Beyond Earth
39:30 Exploring the Universe's Resources
43:52 The Chainsaw's Surprising Origin
44:59 Cockroach Milk: Myth or Reality?
48:06 The Future of Transportation: Robot Dogs
50:50 Fun Finds and Fortunes
Sound Bites
"I just liquor to kill the bad bacteria."
"The website is fully open!"
"The machines do work!"
"Snitches get stitches!"
"I think you had a vision."
"We should pay attention to these dreams."
"We're the bullies among stars."
"We could ruin the universe."
"Nobody's good."
"We already got microplastics in us."
"Who doesn't want to ride a 15-foot dog?"
Transcript
Sean “Silent Alarm” (00:38.256)
Hello and welcome to another episode of Sorry for the Delay. We are your hosts. My name is Sean. This is Joshua. Excuse me, Joshua, as I tell the people I am pretty sick this week. As you can hear to my voice.
Mia, I'm sorry, you're probably gonna to cut out a lot of me coughing or hocking up loogies. But Joshua, like I do every week, how are you doing this week, my dude?
Josh “Mayo Samurai” (01:15.822)
Don't think Mia should cut out you hocking up the loogies. I think we should just make this a permanent part of the show where you just Yeah, just spewing up loogies all over your microphone. We could just make that a thing No, that's kind of not good. Okay Well, I'm doing good Sean I I mean we're doing another late-night pod as everybody can tell Shawn's a little under the weather and that just shows we are so Committed to doing this podcast for you all. We love this shit rain
Sean “Silent Alarm” (01:21.314)
gross. Like ASMR except with sickness?
Sean “Silent Alarm” (01:27.344)
Ew! Gross. No, I think I'm okay. Nah, I'll pass on that one, buddy.
Mm-hmm.
Sean “Silent Alarm” (01:44.464)
commitment.
Josh “Mayo Samurai” (01:45.994)
Or shine even though we're indoors doesn't fucking matter the weather. I mean it doesn't yeah, it doesn't I mean Yeah, unless I'm a meteor some shit falls through my roof, I think I'm pretty safe in here but That probably would happen I mean no fuck it. I want to get hurt
Sean “Silent Alarm” (01:48.268)
I know, I was gonna say, we're inside, so it never rains. And if it does start raining from the inside, this shit's fucked up.
Sean “Silent Alarm” (02:00.506)
Can you imagine though? That would be insane. I would love to see that. I mean, as long as you don't get hurt.
Sean “Silent Alarm” (02:09.072)
What are you gonna sue though?
Josh “Mayo Samurai” (02:10.485)
No, actually, please, I take it back. I hope it's not a meteor. I hope it's like, you know, in the airplanes like flush their dog shit, you know, their dirty water out of the plane, that dark blue water.
Sean “Silent Alarm” (02:18.16)
What was that movie? Joe Dirt? that? I think that's the most iconic version of that, Joe Dirt.
Josh “Mayo Samurai” (02:21.325)
Yeah.
Yeah, when he finds the blue crystal coming from the stars, it's like, and shit from an airplane. Yeah. But I'm doing well, Sean. A little better than you are, obviously. But yeah, dude, I'm doing well. I'm kind of sad to hear that you aren't feeling well. And maybe at some point I'm going to ask you, maybe I ask you now before we get started. It's like, do you have any home remedies that you're working on right now? you, you know? Yeah.
Sean “Silent Alarm” (02:27.023)
Yeah
Mm-hmm.
Good man, yeah.
Sean “Silent Alarm” (02:47.392)
Any home remedies for me? Yeah liquor. I just liquor to kill them kill the bad bacteria inside my body right now No, Josh. I'm a fan of tea like I like tea. I like lunch lots of a Honey tea honey lime lemon tea fuck my brain is all like scatterbrained right now, but yeah tea Yeah, tea is my go-to for most things and then just staying hydrated So that kind of leads me into what we have in our cups this week, buddy What are you drinking into our cups right now?
Josh “Mayo Samurai” (02:55.213)
Okay.
Josh “Mayo Samurai” (03:05.131)
No, that works. mean, I'm getting it. I think we're getting it.
Josh “Mayo Samurai” (03:14.753)
it's perfect. Yeah. I mean, that was a wonderful segue, because it's a late night pod and why would I do anything different than just a glass full of ice and a whole lot of whiskey for y'all tonight? Everybody or this morning, whatever it is.
Sean “Silent Alarm” (03:18.906)
Thank you. I try.
Sean “Silent Alarm” (03:25.1)
And bourbon? my god. Hey, why does this bourbon look different than the last week's bourbon? Has it just been sitting longer? It looks a little, like, paler. It's weird.
Josh “Mayo Samurai” (03:33.94)
Um, I, I, well, yeah, it started well because, you know, you know, I've been sitting here for a little bit so I had to a little bit more ice so it's a little bit more frosty, it's a little bit more watered down. So, yeah, it's, I mean, no, I mean, it kind of does look like piss. I mean, if you look at it, it's like that or apple juice. Yeah.
Sean “Silent Alarm” (03:40.974)
No, sorry. Yeah, my bad. That's my bad. I wasn't going to say it. I wasn't going to say it, but it does look like human piss.
Josh “Mayo Samurai” (03:54.094)
Yeah, please Don't drink your own piss. It's not good for you, but this is some really good whiskey. This is the knob Creek I've been sipping on for a while got a big old bottle of my pantry right now. So that is what I'm sipping on and maybe Maybe this will help you get better watching me drink this Through my drinks, yeah, what do you got going on over there Sean? We sip it on tea
Sean “Silent Alarm” (04:07.129)
Nice buddy.
Sean “Silent Alarm” (04:12.376)
It just living vicariously through you. That's a that's always nice. I appreciate that, my dude. So, Joshua, I have a sorry for the delay first on this podcast. I'm not drinking tea. I had that earlier. But today I'm doing a polar, just basic seltzer water, buddy. This is just a raspberry lime. You see here, polar brand seltzer. I do, too, especially this one. This one's fucking delicious. This is probably one of my favorites.
Josh “Mayo Samurai” (04:34.881)
I like, like celsers. Those are good.
Sean “Silent Alarm” (04:41.226)
non-alcoholic seltzers. So I'm just sipping on that. So here you go. This is the episode. Sean drinks water and is sick. So there you go. that's good. Delicious. Definitely palatable, buddy. Just right, right in the back of my throat. Hitting me, hitting me hard. Also, if you freaks out there like my voice, just.
do yourselves a favor and save this episode for later, because I will not sound like this next week. So there's that.
Josh “Mayo Samurai” (05:14.861)
I know right? Yeah, it will be a little bit different on next week's episode, but we should shout out the fact that this is the the episode after the Merch launch and the websites fully open Sean. Are we gonna get into the housekeeping?
Sean “Silent Alarm” (05:26.168)
yeah.
website is fully open. Yeah, actually, buddy, I'm going to head on over to the housekeeping corner. I do actually have some stuff with that. It was brought to my attention that the service that we use, so we use PayPal for those of you who have made it to the site and have checked it out. It's brought to my attention that not a lot of people have PayPal. And so that being the case, we are working on getting another payment processing thing in there. So hopefully at the end of the week, we can have that in there as well.
I will probably be using Stripe, which can use Apple Pay, pretty much anybody's bank account. But those are the only two options that we have for online purchases. So it's PayPal and Stripe. So there's that, but it's coming at the end of the week. Still got some stuff to hash out with Joshua on that one. But I do want to say also a big thank you to everybody who's come to the website and checked out the shirts and who have purchased shirts.
Like that means the fucking world to us and couldn't be more grateful with that. Joshua and I also talked about this last week off camera, but if anything is wrong with them or if the prints all fucked up or you're just not happy with it, let us know. There is a return button on the website where you can click down and follow the instructions and then we'll make it right. So just putting that out there for everybody. I think that was pretty much all I had for.
the big things, Joshua, of the housekeeping. Sure.
Josh “Mayo Samurai” (06:58.369)
Yeah, no, that's pretty solid. I just have to raise my hand when we talk about PayPal because I do. I'm one of the guilty ones that doesn't have PayPal. So if you don't have it, you don't don't feel guilty because this old goat doesn't even have PayPal either. I had to sign up for that shit. So but it's cool. We're going to get all platforms going so we can take all forms of payment. mean, who knows? Maybe one day we'll take Bitcoin, you know, maybe some crypto. Who knows? We'll just we'll mix it up a little bit. Bottle caps. I mean, shit.
Sean “Silent Alarm” (07:10.48)
you
Sean “Silent Alarm” (07:16.868)
Yeah. Yeah, Yeah, dude. Yeah, we'll figure it out. mean, we just bottle. We're to pull out a what is that a fallout fallout game bottle caps? I think that's what their currency is. But we're yeah, we'll figure it out. Yeah, you know, it was just a soft launch to a hard launch. So, you know, we're still trying to work out all the details completely.
Josh “Mayo Samurai” (07:30.381)
Yeah.
buttons you know whatever your currency is whatever you trade you know gallon of milk eggs
Josh “Mayo Samurai” (07:43.895)
Hmm soft too hard
Sean “Silent Alarm” (07:46.96)
Um, but, uh, with that being said, sorry for a little late out live slash merch. You can check out all the merch that we have on there. Um, this kind of actually does remind me that I'm going to be hitting the stew as we call it. Um, I'm going to be making stuff for fall and for winter coming up pretty soon. So that's going to be exciting for that. Uh, and also sorry for the late out live, uh, check out this episode in its entirety there. And also that little transcript that we have on there.
So if you're ever in the mood to search up stuff that we've talked about, it's on there. So there's that, buddy. There's that. Again, apologize for me and my voice. Just little under.
Josh “Mayo Samurai” (08:27.981)
No, it sounds good, You're apologizing like if people's panties are getting wet. You know what I mean? This is a new thing.
Sean “Silent Alarm” (08:34.148)
Well, you know, I think that people expect a certain amount of like a level of speaking when it comes from me. And this this this episode is not the right episode for that. You know, we can just say that I partied a little too hard with the launch of the merch. Joshua completely revoked my credit card license now and I owe millions to the company, but it was a fun night.
Josh “Mayo Samurai” (08:42.637)
Well this is the wrong channel for that. I mean, Jesus. Yeah.
Josh “Mayo Samurai” (08:56.834)
I did.
Josh “Mayo Samurai” (09:03.145)
Literally, literally, yes. No, I mean, that's great. And if you want to move on from housekeeping, have a conspiracy theory. think I have gotten to the bottom of a conspiracy theory. not Sean normally has the conspiracy theory corner. I don't have a button for that. So if Sean wants to bring up his conspiracy theory, I would love that to be a thing. No, that's that's OK.
Sean “Silent Alarm” (09:05.54)
but anything else for the housekeeping corner, buddy.
Sean “Silent Alarm” (09:15.824)
okay.
Yeah, yeah, let me do. Do I still have my button? on. I don't have that, I don't have that button anymore, buddy. Sorry about that.
Josh “Mayo Samurai” (09:31.915)
And this is why we are. This is why we do what we do. We just have fun with this shit. Okay, so today I just got to share with you guys today. Normally I don't eat at McDonald's.
Sean “Silent Alarm” (09:42.64)
That sentence was crazy, bro. Normally I don't eat. Hard pause.
Josh “Mayo Samurai” (09:46.498)
Yeah. At McDonald's. Normally I don't eat there. And why this is a conspiracy theory because I know this comes up all the time. And it's so fucking hot in my room right now. I would love some ice cream, but I know I'm not getting it at McDonald's and now I know why I'm not getting it. Everybody, it's true. The machines do work.
Sean “Silent Alarm” (10:05.104)
You
Sean “Silent Alarm” (10:09.968)
Why buddy?
Josh “Mayo Samurai” (10:16.39)
and the people who work there do not want to clean them.
Sean “Silent Alarm” (10:21.954)
you think this is a hygiene thing?
Josh “Mayo Samurai” (10:25.165)
No, because when we ordered our food, we were sitting there waiting for our food and we could overhear them talking and they were talking about how, tell them we don't have ice cream right now because the machine's not working because we don't want to clean it. They were talking about it.
Sean “Silent Alarm” (10:44.752)
Wait, so they told them, so someone told.
Josh “Mayo Samurai” (10:48.223)
I said that really bad, but yeah.
Sean “Silent Alarm” (10:50.754)
So somebody told them to tell the customer that they do not have ice cream or that it's not working because they didn't want to clean the machine. was the to clean the machine part, was that supposed to be spoken to the customer or was that just like, that's the reason why we don't want to make the ice cream.
Josh “Mayo Samurai” (11:00.863)
Exactly.
Josh “Mayo Samurai” (11:09.771)
The reason is because they did not want to clean it. The manager at this particular place told the person taking the orders to tell the customer that the machine is currently out of service and they are not serving ice cream today.
Sean “Silent Alarm” (11:14.416)
No. God damn. Alright.
Sean “Silent Alarm” (11:28.656)
Okay, well then there's all right. Hmm. I mean, I okay. let's say Joshua, let's say you and I worked in this industry, right? Every day we get fucking be railed by people asking us to make ice cream and we know the process takes let's say an hour to clean out that machine, right? And it's 12 o'clock at night. And the last thing you want to do is clean out that fucking machine for another hour.
Josh “Mayo Samurai” (11:38.85)
Mm-hmm.
Josh “Mayo Samurai” (11:48.621)
Clean it. Yeah, correct.
Sean “Silent Alarm” (11:57.08)
Are you telling people that the machine's broken?
Josh “Mayo Samurai” (11:59.766)
My guy, I went, we went and ate food there at like five o'clock in the afternoon and they were already telling people that that shit did not work. so, so the scenario you're proposing could exist in some universe, but this was the mid afternoon and it was like 80 degrees and people wanted ice cream and they just did not want to clean the machine. So they were telling people that the machine did not work. Now, I don't know if there's a reward for this.
Sean “Silent Alarm” (12:06.096)
Well.
Mm-hmm.
Yeah
day.
Sean “Silent Alarm” (12:23.738)
Damn.
All right. All right. Well.
Josh “Mayo Samurai” (12:29.963)
McDonald's Come find me if you ever see this I will I mean I'm not one to rat people out But you know people come to you know They come to the window and they want ice cream and you got people on the inside Telling each other to tell people not to tell them it doesn't work. I mean this is happening. This is this happening
Sean “Silent Alarm” (12:30.416)
No, I think it's...
Sean “Silent Alarm” (12:46.746)
You know Joshua, I think there's a saying in the industry here, snitches get stitches. I think that's what it is. Snitches get stitches. And I think that Ronald McDonald will find you and put the hurt on you if you disclose the location of this McDonald's. dude.
Josh “Mayo Samurai” (12:53.229)
Exactly, exactly.
Josh “Mayo Samurai” (13:01.101)
Could you imagine?
Josh “Mayo Samurai” (13:04.747)
Getting beat up by like the Union of Ronald McDonald's. They just show about your doors getting pounded on the big Yeah
Sean “Silent Alarm” (13:11.364)
Hey motherfucker! How could you? Sorry that was like a Mickey impression my bad.
Josh “Mayo Samurai” (13:17.825)
I mean without badger voices you could you really dropped a few octaves there. That was good. It's good. Yeah. So it's been solved. They really just do not want to serve people ice cream. They don't want to clean the fucking machines. Yeah they don't. There you go.
Sean “Silent Alarm” (13:20.494)
No, did right? Yeah, I got that range now, you know.
Sean “Silent Alarm” (13:33.658)
Yeah, laziness, that's why, got it. Hey, just quick question before we move to the chat with this section on this McDonald's topic before I forget. What is your go-to McDonald's order?
Josh “Mayo Samurai” (13:45.901)
You really gonna ask me this right now? Does my double chin not hang low enough for you?
Sean “Silent Alarm” (13:47.512)
Yeah, I am.
Sean “Silent Alarm” (13:52.824)
I can't see it because of the beard, so.
Josh “Mayo Samurai” (13:54.484)
Exactly. The beard is an accessory to hide the other accessory that I don't want.
Sean “Silent Alarm” (14:01.744)
So is that a Big Mac or what?
Josh “Mayo Samurai” (14:04.309)
no, I, I go hard. I, I get one of those sloppy doubles, those sloppy double quarter pounders, the ones that kind of just like put you in your seat and make you feel disgusting, but make you feel so happy as you're eating them at the same time.
Sean “Silent Alarm” (14:09.229)
Okay.
hell yeah, dude.
Sean “Silent Alarm” (14:16.569)
The ones that make you regret every life decision sitting at a McDonald's at 5 o'clock in the afternoon.
Josh “Mayo Samurai” (14:25.675)
Yeah, it's like the reason why you buy the four ply of Charmin the ever so soft like yeah That's that's usually like and I get a large I just I just go for it I go for it get like 17 packets of ketchup Fucking make a soup out of it
Sean “Silent Alarm” (14:30.0)
Yeah, dude. Yeah. I feel that. Yeah. Daddy needs a thick toilet paper. You get a look.
And so, you know, what's kind of funny though is that you say you go large, but is that, is that it? Is that all you're ordering? You just get the fries. Do you get the crack sprite? Like you can cocker sprite when it comes to this thing.
Josh “Mayo Samurai” (14:54.175)
No, I usually do Coke, mean, you just gotta go a little Coke, And I've heard, this could be another conspiracy, that McDonald's gets a special ingredient of Coke that they don't get syrup. Their syrup is different.
Sean “Silent Alarm” (14:56.92)
Okay.
Sean “Silent Alarm” (15:08.848)
I have heard that. Same thing with their ketchup. I believe their ketchup is different as well. So I have heard that. But sorry, my point being was you say that you get this stuff and you're going hard, but that's all you order? Like for example, myself, I mean again, the body of a person who sits on a couch, right? When I go hard at McDonald's, I will get the double quarter pounder. I'll get the large fries. I'll get the crack head Sprite.
Josh “Mayo Samurai” (15:24.589)
video.
Sean “Silent Alarm” (15:39.054)
On top of that, I'll also get some chicken McNuggets, you know, just a little, a little appetizer to my meal. You know, you got to have the, the Kutraman of the chicken McNuggets. and then I might even get some apple pies if I'm feeling it, you know? Yeah. See that's going hard buddy. But granted when I'm usually eating McDonald's, it's like one of the only meals that I have. You know, I do, I do a lot of fasting throughout my day, not on purpose, but out of necessity. So.
Josh “Mayo Samurai” (15:42.327)
Jesus.
Josh “Mayo Samurai” (15:51.095)
Fuck man. Holy shit.
Josh “Mayo Samurai” (16:00.141)
Yeah.
Josh “Mayo Samurai” (16:06.349)
Yeah, I mean with that many calories, I don't think you really have to eat again probably for like four days. Honestly.
Sean “Silent Alarm” (16:10.188)
No. Well, I mean, I shit it out, thanks, IBS. But, you know.
Josh “Mayo Samurai” (16:16.171)
Yeah, I mean, I don't eat there very often, when I do, I kind of get silly with it.
Sean “Silent Alarm” (16:23.408)
All right, buddy. Very cool. All right, shall we move on to the chat with a section, my dude?
Josh “Mayo Samurai” (16:27.937)
Yeah, let's go party. Who's ready to party with this?
Sean “Silent Alarm” (16:31.03)
Let's fucking party it up, my guy.
Josh “Mayo Samurai” (16:35.309)
There you
Sean “Silent Alarm” (16:36.236)
All right, we have three beautiful topics this week. The first one is missed connections dream edition. The one after that is bullies among stars. OK. And the last one is blueprints beyond Earth. Whoa, interesting. OK. We're about to get cosmic with it on this late night pod. It's funny.
Josh “Mayo Samurai” (16:39.469)
Mm-hmm.
Josh “Mayo Samurai” (16:57.089)
Dun dun
Josh “Mayo Samurai” (17:01.205)
I think so,
Sean “Silent Alarm” (17:04.256)
But we'll start with this one, Joshua. This is a Miss Connections dream edition. I texted Joshua this morning at about, what was that, three o'clock in the morning, buddy? 3.30.
Josh “Mayo Samurai” (17:15.058)
He did. I can confirm this. He's telling the truth. I did get this.
Sean “Silent Alarm” (17:18.864)
I was, I will. So here's what had happened. I was probably hallucinating because I started to get sick a few days ago. And this is kind of like the, the ending of my sickness. So last night I woke up after having a really weird and vivid dream. And I texted Joshua that I wanted to talk about it. I wrote down what had happened in my dream. I'm just pulling it up right now on my little
iPhone devices so don't forget anything.
Josh “Mayo Samurai” (17:50.733)
It's pretty good that you remembered your dream enough to sit there and text type it out too. That's impressive. Most people forget it as soon as they wake up.
Sean “Silent Alarm” (17:55.682)
Yeah, yeah. And it was just so weird that I had to, you know, I was just like this. It's like you don't get many of these like vivid dreams a lot, you know, so it's like it's fun to to try to remember them as well as you can. So I did that. So I wrote down some stuff here. So I'll kind of just read you for per verbatim what I wrote out when I woke up at three thirty in the morning. So.
I was walking in a mall, passing an old record store. Okay. So Joshua, I know you are familiar with Pike's place. I brought you up here and we've done the walking stuff. Do you remember that little, that little record store kind of tucked back in the corner? it's, okay. So yeah, yeah, exactly. So I walked past a record store just like that.
Josh “Mayo Samurai” (18:26.445)
Okay.
Josh “Mayo Samurai” (18:32.363)
Yes. Yeah. Familiar.
Sean “Silent Alarm” (18:52.836)
and I turned the corner and in front of me was this like, best way I could describe it was like a giant karaoke screen. I'm pretty sure Joshua that my mind was just putting a bunch of different things that I've experienced in life. You remember we went to a place called Hula's in Seattle. You remember that kind of like their karaoke setup that they had where it was like a microphone? Yeah. So this was basically kind of like that idea where it was a microphone.
Josh “Mayo Samurai” (19:07.423)
Mm-hmm.
I
Josh “Mayo Samurai” (19:16.492)
That's a nice vibe.
Sean “Silent Alarm” (19:22.64)
There was a keyboard and then on the wall was like a giant projector screen that had just like in my mind, it looked like you choose a song and you would play the music, right? Excuse me. Yeah, this is is still my dream. Yeah, all of this is my dream.
Josh “Mayo Samurai” (19:35.733)
I granted this is super soon your dream are still locked in this is. Was any of this wet I just have to ask.
Sean “Silent Alarm” (19:44.836)
Was any of this? No, no. Yes, actually. Yes. Yes. Yeah, we're getting there. So I walk past I get to the your. I mean, it's weird. So I walk to the keyboard that's sitting there and I turn like I kind of like turn my head in my dream and I see this girl, right? I see just a girl faceless and she's on a different keyboard like we're talking like a grand piano on the side corner.
Josh “Mayo Samurai” (19:46.825)
Okay, okay. We're getting there then. We're getting there. Okay, perfect. My pants are still on too, by the way. I'm waiting for them to come off. Yeah.
Josh “Mayo Samurai” (20:12.919)
baseless girl.
Sean “Silent Alarm” (20:14.436)
Yeah, faceless girl, you know, just like just a girl. And then she's like playing these soft keys. Right. And I'm just like, OK, cool. And this reminded me of a situation that I was in in my life where there's a mall here in the place that we live and we were once walking. The old lady and I were once walking in there and they had this like communal
jam session. It was super like interesting, but it was giving me those same vibes where it's like there was just a bunch of instruments laid out and anybody can come up and play them. So she's playing chords like really like low soft chords and then I go to the other keyboard and I hit a button like I hit a key and it was like it started playing like you know how like like sometimes on Casio keyboards they will have just like pre-made sounds and like music.
Josh “Mayo Samurai” (21:14.357)
Mm-hmm. Yeah, familiar with that.
Sean “Silent Alarm” (21:15.214)
Right. So it started playing something like that that I can only describe as if Miley Cyrus was making a keyboard like pop song. It's the best way I could describe it. But next to that were drums. Right. And so she's playing these keys. And then after I hit this key and the song starts playing a little bit, she starts to like play to the to the song that I just played, like is playing right now. And so then I hop over to the drum set.
And when I first looked at the drum set, the drum set was like complete, totally intact. And then when I played the key, music started and I turned back to the drum set, it was like taking apart. Right. It was like if those of you who are familiar, if you've taken apart drum sets, they were just pieces, right. Pieces of the drum set all over. And so I sat in the chair that most people do the throne and I went to pick up the sticks because I was like, you know what?
fucking I'm gonna play along with this person. And so I picked up the sticks and Joshua and this is how I know it's a dream because the sticks that I was holding were essentially a large white plastic knives like like cutlery knives like a like you would see at a picnic table. Right. And so I use those and I start I start playing the drums. Right. I'm doing I'm doing my thing here.
Josh “Mayo Samurai” (22:35.597)
Okay.
Sean “Silent Alarm” (22:42.256)
And then all of the sudden in front of us, there are like benches, right? So people can like sit and watch if people were actually playing stuff. People start showing up and like we're playing and then like the music's getting more intense. And I'm just like, do you do you know that movie Whiplash, Joshua, where the kids like trying to impress the drum teacher and he's always like, he's not good enough kind of thing. Do you remember that? Okay.
Josh “Mayo Samurai” (23:07.581)
I've never seen whiplash. I'll add it to Nip. I'll add it to my need to watch. Okay.
Sean “Silent Alarm” (23:12.312)
Add it to the need to watch stuff. But in that movie, the ending scene is very iconic because it's like him playing and he's just fucking going to town and he's like sweating and he's like fucking wrist look like they're breaking. And he finally gets the acceptance of the teacher. Right. And so in my dream, I'm playing with that intensity. I'm do drums everywhere. Right.
She's playing keywords. She's doing her thing over there and it's like it's becoming like this concert events. And I'm sweating, buddy. I'm sweating profusely, right? I'm sweating in my dream. And I just remember like. All of a sudden, like my long hair came back and like the sweat from my hair like got in my face and I had to like drum, but like push it over to the side. And then it finally ended climax. Boom, we both come. Right. I let everything go.
Josh “Mayo Samurai” (23:56.077)
You
Sean “Silent Alarm” (24:08.174)
And then I like walk away from the whole thing. Gentleman pulls me aside, like pulls my arm and he's like, that was great. That was amazing. And I was just like, huh. And then I like walked away and I never met the girl again. Never said hi, never got her name. and it bummed me out because we had a real connection there, Joshua. And so that long winded story was to say, do you think that in that alternate dimension?
then maybe there's another love of my life out there somewhere.
Josh “Mayo Samurai” (24:42.349)
No, I think that day is still coming. I think you had a vision. I think you stepped into the future and you saw something that's that you're basically what they call that when you see like a vision like you're going into the future, you have a I mean, I guess you know premonition. There you go. That's good. Yeah, that's the word I was looking for premonition. Maybe I think that was a premonition. I think there's something greater.
Sean “Silent Alarm” (24:47.243)
Sean “Silent Alarm” (25:02.49)
premonition.
Sean “Silent Alarm” (25:08.752)
Okay.
Josh “Mayo Samurai” (25:11.031)
When you have dreams like that for all of us, when we see into the future, it just means you have confidence in yourself. It means that it'd be different if you had a dream where you're like sitting in the gutter, like looking down at your feet with like shoes with holes in them and you're fucking, yeah, like, you know, just playing with rats and shit. You know what I mean? That just means like you're in the dumps. But right now I think you're in a heightened state of mind. I think you're seeing the future that you want to have and the future that you're going to have.
Sean “Silent Alarm” (25:13.968)
Okay.
Sean “Silent Alarm” (25:25.498)
the gutter.
Sean “Silent Alarm” (25:31.056)
Yeah.
Josh “Mayo Samurai” (25:41.005)
So I think, just don't run it out there, I think when we all have dreams like this, we should pay attention. Because there's signs from the universe, there's signs from somebody, whatever you believe in. And I think good things are coming your way. I'm gonna start with music.
Sean “Silent Alarm” (25:56.208)
So you're telling me that I'm going to become a Yeah, not very well.
Josh “Mayo Samurai” (26:00.661)
I mean, you already know how to play the drums. I mean, this is this is one thing, a skill that you already have. No, I mean, come on, man. I've heard you play the drums. You know what mean? I've never heard you play the drums with fucking not plastic knives, though. I mean, that that might be different. Yeah, I mean, so I think what you're saying and what some of us can agree is we have these dreams and I think we should pay attention to these dreams, man, because they're important. And if you don't see the dreams.
Sean “Silent Alarm” (26:13.569)
knives yeah yeah that'd be interesting to see too
Josh “Mayo Samurai” (26:29.397)
And if you don't pay attention to it, I just think you're missing something. And I think that was a good one for you.
Sean “Silent Alarm” (26:34.224)
So do you think there's a way that I could find this miscommunic- this misconnection? Like, you think- do you think if I just, like, sit by my bedside and do a little prayer that maybe, maybe this person will come back into my dreams?
Josh “Mayo Samurai” (26:38.77)
absolutely.
Josh “Mayo Samurai” (26:47.433)
No, I mean that's why they have those ads on Craigslist. They miss connections. You know what I mean?
Sean “Silent Alarm” (26:55.46)
Yes. So I should put out a misconnection from a dream ad on Craigslist and see if anybody responds to it. It's not a bad idea. I'll think about that one.
Josh “Mayo Samurai” (26:56.235)
I think you should just.
Josh “Mayo Samurai” (27:01.005)
I think you should I Mean just put that e harmony whatever you want to do just post that shit be like did you have a dream? Were you the girl in my dream? I was holding plastic forks Break it down
Sean “Silent Alarm” (27:08.397)
eHarmony.
Were you the girl in my dream? We shared an amazing experience. You were playing keys. I was playing with these plastic knives. Like who? Please let me know.
Josh “Mayo Samurai” (27:23.329)
I wonder how often that happens. would like to know if, if, I mean, if I was quick with my fingers, I would, how often do people have the same dreams? Whether it's like your, your spouse, your brother, your sister, maybe somebody that, that, you know, across the country, you know, that just has the same exact dream. And then you end up at that, lake or the boat house, you know, a summer later and you like, you're both standing there having that deja vu like, dude, I had a dream just like this a year ago.
Sean “Silent Alarm” (27:27.149)
Sean “Silent Alarm” (27:32.707)
Mmm.
Sean “Silent Alarm” (27:37.764)
Yeah.
Sean “Silent Alarm” (27:42.419)
weird.
Josh “Mayo Samurai” (27:50.712)
And they're going, you know what I did too. You're wearing those neon shorts with your dick hanging out. Fuck, this is real. Like, this shit happens.
Sean “Silent Alarm” (27:51.194)
Dude, that's a... Jesus Christ.
God, that's a that's a great question. I would also want to know if people can jump like I know people can like jump back into their dream like, you know, when you're sleepy, right, and you wake up from a dream and you just like kind of fall back into the same dream. Like, I want to know if there are people who can do that, but from an extended period of time, like maybe somebody on there on the interwebs has done that, like you fell asleep in the afternoon and then later in the evening, you came back to the same dream.
Josh “Mayo Samurai” (28:11.883)
I've done this. Yeah.
Mm-hmm.
Josh “Mayo Samurai” (28:30.955)
I mean, I've had dreams. can't remember. I think we even talked about this on one of the episodes. I've had dreams where I didn't want to wake up from when you're having such a good time with somebody that you've loved in your life, whether it's a family member or what have you. Just I've had dreams where I just do not want them to end. And when I wake up, not as fun as your dream is was or what have you. I've had dreams where I wake up and I'm sad because I had to leave that dream.
and come back to whatever this reality is. And then every night after that, I've tried to fall back asleep and get back to that moment when I was with that person, just so can say hello and hug them one more time. no.
Sean “Silent Alarm” (29:12.464)
damn see that doesn't give me hope knowing that you've been doing this for years and you can't get back to that point that does not give me any any hope knowing that I that I might be in the same fate
Josh “Mayo Samurai” (29:21.613)
you
Josh “Mayo Samurai” (29:25.525)
No, but I think you had a really good dream. Honestly, I think that's a net positive dream. Even though you woke up feeling like shit. I mean, that's kind of counterintuitive. Like, you felt good in your dream, but in this life, and when you woke up in this reality, you felt like shit. I don't know what the symbolism there is, but yeah.
Sean “Silent Alarm” (29:29.221)
Thanks man.
Sean “Silent Alarm” (29:33.392)
Yeah.
Sean “Silent Alarm” (29:39.322)
Yeah, I'm fucking sick. And for the record, I didn't wake up sweaty, by the way. I know I said that I was sweating in my dream, but I didn't wake up sweaty. I woke up normally. So my heart rate was not racing.
Josh “Mayo Samurai” (29:49.869)
Were you singing? Sorry, you're playing, were you singing? I didn't hear if you said you were singing.
Sean “Silent Alarm” (29:53.576)
No, no, wasn't. wasn't. No, I wasn't singing. Yeah, no, the the little music on the keyboard was doing all the music like the singing and stuff like that. I was just playing drums, bro. I was playing drums.
Josh “Mayo Samurai” (30:04.109)
Hmm. All right. So if you're out there and you were the girl in this dream, please reach out to Sean. Sorry for the lay dot live. Maybe you're the voice that we've been looking for in these AI radio plays, you know, like maybe this is you. We've been looking for you this whole time. So if you listen to this and you find us, come say hello to me or Sean.
Sean “Silent Alarm” (30:07.972)
Yeah, please let me know. Yeah.
Sean “Silent Alarm” (30:16.144)
Yeah, there you go.
Yeah, makes a lot of sense.
Yeah, speaking of AI songs, Joshua, that was a great segue. Let's go on and give the people their AI song for the week. Joshua, head on over to Sorry for the Laid Out Live slash AI radio. I mean, you don't necessarily have to do that, Joshua, but I will take us there and you guys can listen to the song in its entirety. So this song, Joshua, is called, as you guessed it, Missed Connections. So I had to go through a lot of songs this morning.
Josh “Mayo Samurai” (30:34.273)
Okay.
Josh “Mayo Samurai” (30:48.94)
Hmm.
Sean “Silent Alarm” (30:53.424)
when I was doing these to kind of figure out the one that it sounded like in my dream. This one got close enough that I feel comfortable with it. So here you go, everybody. Miss Connections. Enjoy.
Josh “Mayo Samurai” (31:04.749)
All right. Cheers. Let's go.
Sean “Silent Alarm” (33:45.264)
There you go, buddy. How did you feel about this week's AI song? Yeah, kind of, the reason I picked that one was because like in my brain, like if this was a movie, right, that song would be playing as everything's happening around us, right? You know, it'd be like, all you would hear is that song and then the camera would be like turning and like just, you know, doing its thing.
Josh “Mayo Samurai” (33:47.805)
That was a sweet song right there. That was sweet. That was sweet.
Josh “Mayo Samurai” (34:08.979)
It's a very, very sweet song. I mean, I can see people holding hands underneath the tree, you know, picking flowers, just something sweet.
Sean “Silent Alarm” (34:11.621)
Yeah.
Yeah.
A nice wedding song buddy. Nice wedding song on that one. Let's move on buddy. What do you got here? Bullies Among Stars.
Josh “Mayo Samurai” (34:19.149)
There you go. Yeah. Yeah. I liked it. That's good.
Josh “Mayo Samurai” (34:28.269)
All right. Bullies among stars. Cause we're talking, I mean, we're getting a little, I don't know. We're getting into the depths of the mind and how we think and just the universe and just, you know, this whole thing. So, so yeah, we go deep with this shit. so bullies amongst stars. So this kind of, this is a topic that kind of came to my mind a little bit as far as like us being that planet in the universe.
Sean “Silent Alarm” (34:38.156)
As we do, yeah.
Josh “Mayo Samurai” (34:54.059)
and where this where this planet sits and we kind of feel like we're alone sometimes. So here's the idea. Here's the idea. So this idea comes that life on other planets leave Earth alone because we're hostile. So what they do is they mirror. So like when we look out into space, they mirror back at us like nothing because they want nothing to do with us.
Sean “Silent Alarm” (34:59.94)
Okay.
Sean “Silent Alarm” (35:12.592)
Okay, okay.
Josh “Mayo Samurai” (35:21.901)
So they don't want us to be a part of the universe because we're just so fucking hostile and we're just still apes that can't figure shit out.
Sean “Silent Alarm” (35:22.394)
So they just, okay.
Sean “Silent Alarm” (35:30.434)
Agreed. Agreed. 100%. Yeah.
Josh “Mayo Samurai” (35:32.683)
So, what my thought is, is like, if we don't have our shit together on this own planet, like, should we even be shown what the rest of the universe could even has in store for us?
Sean “Silent Alarm” (35:46.446)
No, no, we shouldn't we shouldn't be shown anything if there is Extraterrestrial life out there. I'm sorry. Let me rephrase that the extraterrestrial life that is out there is smart enough to not want to have any contact with us because you are right We are just a bunch of fucking barbarians, dude And people can say that they're good-hearted and whatnot But now deep down deep down when it really matters people are just fucked So I think I think aliens are in the right on the situation, you know
I'd prefer us to just kind of blow ourselves up and, you know, starting anew, maybe go back to the days of the caveman and, you know, maybe make it like a, a clean source of energy, you know, something, right. But yeah, I think aliens are right in this situation.
Josh “Mayo Samurai” (36:34.189)
Yeah, I mean like you know kind of touched a little bit on that like if you could take out your brain and Just like have an alien analyze every thought you've ever had of all the humans on the planet Like how many brains do you think would just grow angel wings and just fly up into the heavens and just join? fucking the best
Sean “Silent Alarm” (36:45.636)
Mm-hmm. Yeah.
Sean “Silent Alarm” (36:54.83)
None of them, none of them, none of them would do that buddy. I'm sure you can't go your entire life without having one, un-pure thought. That's just not how this fucking place works. You know, like we are meant for breeding and breeding is already an impure thought, you know? So like, nah, nobody's sprouting wings. Nobody's floating up to anywhere. You know, we're all just here for a good time, not a long time. So that's, that's my two cents on it, Joshua.
Josh “Mayo Samurai” (37:23.329)
Yeah, yeah, I mean, well, I think it's just funny because as far as like we are as humans, a species or whatever it is, like we're just kind of like one of those things that is so interested in finding other life. Like, what if other what if life out there doesn't really have an interest in us? Like we're like we're just so basic. We're so primitive. We're just so. You think so?
Sean “Silent Alarm” (37:44.304)
Well, we'll fucking kill him buddy. We'll fucking kill him. That's your title says it all bullies among stars You know, we're the bullies right? We're the fucking bullies and if we if extraterrestrials came out over here and found us and they were like, all right We're gonna give you guys a chance, know, we're gonna make this right We would find a way to like harvest their inner organs for our eternal life kind of thing You know, like that's the kind of thing we would do to aliens. So Yeah, we're the bullies and we'll always be the bullies
at least in our lifetime.
Josh “Mayo Samurai” (38:15.309)
That's kind of crazy to think about how like if you think about how vast the universe is Like we're the primitive species that could actually ruin the universe That's such a crazy. It's such a crazy thought that that we could be the thing that turns into the thing That that they're trying to prevent overall like we're just gonna give that we're gonna give the humans We're gonna give the species another chance on this planet to do something good because they almost fucked up the other galaxy, you know
Sean “Silent Alarm” (38:24.664)
Yeah, that's fucking crazy.
Sean “Silent Alarm” (38:43.438)
never do. Yeah, just an endless cycle.
Josh “Mayo Samurai” (38:44.479)
And we never do. Like what if we always fuck it up?
Josh “Mayo Samurai” (38:50.615)
It's crazy to kind of think about yeah, so bully amongst stars. Maybe we are the bullies man Maybe we are those people so I don't know what it means to be good You know you're just not you know I don't know but give somebody food. That's hungry like what does it mean to not be able to add?
Sean “Silent Alarm” (38:53.166)
Big Brain Theory.
Sean “Silent Alarm” (39:05.328)
I that's just one situation out of a thousand situations. You you give a guy some money for food. Who cares? That's one thing, right? You've probably had 16 impure thoughts on the way over there, right? So nobody's fucking good. Just putting that out there.
Josh “Mayo Samurai” (39:13.133)
I'm gonna check.
I know, right?
No, nobody's good. man, that's kind of But yeah, that was my bully among stars I'm just I was just curious to know if anybody feels like we are ready to know what's out there and We are ready to not be shown. Nothing. We are ready to be shown something in the stars like we're ready for that
Sean “Silent Alarm” (39:28.336)
Nice man.
Sean “Silent Alarm” (39:40.944)
We're not.
Josh “Mayo Samurai” (39:42.082)
We're not sounds like that. We're not All right moving on yeah
Sean “Silent Alarm” (39:45.808)
Alright, moving on buddy. Blueprints beyond Earth. This one's piqued my curiosity a little bit. What do you got? Blueprints beyond Earth.
Josh “Mayo Samurai” (39:52.366)
Alright, so blue. Okay. This is kind of is a little bit of a spin off of the last topic and it has to do with the universe basically has given us everything that we possibly Need to survive on this planet, right? And so some of the things like we talked about on the last I think was like two episodes ago like the TV hat You know that was that was one of the things that you know, we've been given so many fucking things, you know We got diamonds. We got gold. We got platinum. We got uranium
Sean “Silent Alarm” (40:13.895)
yeah, the TV ad, yeah.
Josh “Mayo Samurai” (40:21.889)
We carbon, have all these things, and then we just take all these puzzle pieces and we put them together and we're like, you know, fucking let's just make some something out of this shit. So I came across some things on the Internet that I was like, you know, of everything that's been given to us from the universe, this is what we came up with and this is what we're doing with it. And this is the knowledge we're spreading around the planet. So, Sean.
Sean “Silent Alarm” (40:49.008)
Okay, huh. I'm ready.
Josh “Mayo Samurai” (40:50.765)
I want you to take a look at the things that I came across and I want you to just maybe judge them and tell me if we've used the resources that the universe has given us appropriately.
Sean “Silent Alarm” (40:54.096)
Okay, all right, here we go.
Sean “Silent Alarm” (41:01.465)
Okay.
Sean “Silent Alarm” (41:05.584)
Alright, I swear to God if the first thing is sex robot. Yes, 100 % yes
Josh “Mayo Samurai” (41:09.549)
I just want to know and if you're listening to this This is a visual so maybe slide over to YouTube or sorry for the delay live come check us out on our website buy some merch you're checking the songs But yeah, it's gonna get visual right here. So here you go Sean Let me know what you think we put all the shit together and this is one of the things That has either and this is interesting came up with or what has happened to us Sean. Can you read that?
Sean “Silent Alarm” (41:36.144)
Okay.
Josh “Mayo Samurai” (41:40.974)
Okay, that's fine. That's So it's a little bit of a pop-up. I came across this and I'm gonna read it to you. I found this on Instagram. So a new study found microplastics in every single human semen sample. Sean, we talked about microplastics and from the start...
Sean “Silent Alarm” (41:58.34)
Did talk about plastics last week?
Josh “Mayo Samurai” (42:04.461)
We already got microplastics in us. What's going on? It's starting at the point of just coming out your dick and we already got that microplastic in us. has the unit, have we done the universe a net positive with already starting out with microplastics in our little wiggle worm?
Sean “Silent Alarm” (42:06.16)
Yeah, yeah, so...
Sean “Silent Alarm” (42:11.468)
Yeah, conception.
you know.
Sean “Silent Alarm” (42:24.248)
Okay, wiggle worm, Well...
You know, there's a, there's a few different ways I can go on this one for sure. You know, you can, you could say like big America decided that plastic was going to just slowly kill it's a, it's user base, right? kind of like how cigarettes did, you know, you can say that's big America's problem. And that's the reason why they're doing it. but you could probably just argue for the fact that, that we just love plastic, you know, it's convenient.
It's easy. It's cheap. You know, and it doesn't surprise me that it's inside of our semen, you know, like that's not, that's not surprising at all. Yeah. Yeah. It's an R R semen. Yes.
Josh “Mayo Samurai” (43:08.747)
and we're literally carrying it. It's an R semen. It's on the, it's in the mail. Like we are the one distributing these micro plastics by the billions and a little, a little guys.
Sean “Silent Alarm” (43:18.414)
Yeah, and it doesn't help that it doesn't help that I just shoot mine off into the ocean. You know, like I'm just I'm killing I'm killing sea turtles now that I think about it. You know, that's kind of fucked up. I should probably stop doing that. But I don't know, man. Is it a good use of resources? That's the question, right?
Josh “Mayo Samurai” (43:23.755)
Fuck, you're the reason.
Josh “Mayo Samurai” (43:38.049)
Yeah, are we utilizing what the universe has given us and putting in our little little guys little gals float floating around pumping them in.
Sean “Silent Alarm” (43:46.126)
I mean, yeah, I mean, I think we are. I mean, most of the shit that's in front of me right now is all plastic anyway, and we're putting it to good use, you know? So I'd say that we are, even though that the negative outcome on this is fucking microplastics in our wiggle worms, you know? So I would say yes. Net positive, yeah.
Josh “Mayo Samurai” (43:53.879)
That's true. You're right.
Josh “Mayo Samurai” (44:08.461)
Alright so you go net positive, net positive on that. The universe gave us some good stuff even though it's ended up in our dick. Got it.
Sean “Silent Alarm” (44:17.294)
Yeah, unfortunately, unfortunately.
Josh “Mayo Samurai” (44:20.365)
All right, moving on. The next one I came across. Of course, my name is probably in the way. Again, the universe has provided us with resources and this is what we created out of it. So the chainsaw, as we all know it, the chainsaw was actually invented to help get babies out of pregnant women. Can you believe this?
Sean “Silent Alarm” (44:43.214)
Yeah, I can because I think back in the day, if you had like a, if something went wrong with one of your births, then you would need to like perform something to get that baby out of there. Right. And you'd have to go through bones and shit. So it makes sense that you'd have to use some type of chain. I'm sure it's not a chainsaw specifically, but I'm sure it's some type of chainsaw like object with like a spinning disc that cuts through stuff, you know? So I think that's a good resource. mean, saving lives, know, saving lives.
Josh “Mayo Samurai” (45:12.909)
That was a good one, right? Metals, irons, like all that shit that is created from, you know, a sun exploding, you know? So we did create something good with those resources from the universe.
Sean “Silent Alarm” (45:13.476)
See ya.
Sean “Silent Alarm” (45:17.998)
Mm-hmm. Yeah.
Yeah, and honestly, cut it back to plastic again. Plastic is saving lives too. You know, those blood bags that people get, those are made out of plastic. You know, that, yeah, it sucks that plastic is getting infused into that. But without those plastic bags, people would die. So yeah, this chainsaw saving lives too. So anything that saves lives, I'm already going to say is doing better than, than us.
Josh “Mayo Samurai” (45:31.501)
true.
Josh “Mayo Samurai” (45:45.473)
Okay.
Josh “Mayo Samurai” (45:50.296)
So thank you universe for providing those those elements because these humans these you have we have done a net positive thing on our planet with those resources. OK. Are you listening aliens? We're doing good things. OK. With the resources that are true we're overpopulated anyway so it's fine. Got two more. Here we go. Sean. Scientists discover that cockroach milk
Sean “Silent Alarm” (45:53.924)
No.
Sean “Silent Alarm” (45:58.736)
Mm-hmm. Yeah. I'm with you.
Yeah, but we also kill people, so just keep that in mind, aliens.
Sean “Silent Alarm” (46:13.136)
All right.
Josh “Mayo Samurai” (46:19.827)
is four times better, or is four times more nutritious than cow's milk.
Sean “Silent Alarm” (46:27.472)
Okay, hang on. Hold on. Hold on a minute. I'm calling horse shit because first of all, I don't think cockroaches produce milk because I think the only things that produce milk are mammals and I don't believe cockroaches are mammalian. So I'm pretty sure that is just horse shit, but let's, let's say that it was true. Let's build off this hypothetical, right? If it was true and it's four times greater than cow milk, first of all,
Josh “Mayo Samurai” (46:28.14)
Horse shit.
Josh “Mayo Samurai” (46:46.454)
Or shit.
Josh “Mayo Samurai” (46:51.222)
Okay. Okay.
Sean “Silent Alarm” (46:56.922)
Cow milk fucks my stomach up. I am lactose intolerant. So right off the bat, I would have to test it to see if I would get my tummy all upset. My little tum tum. If I were to drink this cockroach milk, right? And if I could consume the milk from the cockroach or the cock, if you want to do it for short, we'll shorten that down a little bit. Then what would it benefit me for? I'm a grown ass man. My bones are no longer expanding.
Josh “Mayo Samurai” (46:59.127)
Mm-hmm.
Josh “Mayo Samurai” (47:16.077)
The milk from
Sean “Silent Alarm” (47:27.108)
You know, like what, what benefits would this cock milk provide me? You know, that's, that's kind of my question to you, buddy. Like how would this even benefit me?
Josh “Mayo Samurai” (47:39.085)
I mean, I came across it and I didn't even know the cock made milk, the roach. I didn't even know the roach made the milk.
Sean “Silent Alarm” (47:47.568)
Yeah, I'm pretty sure it doesn't. That's, I don't think that's a thing. I think it's clickbait. Yeah. Yeah. I'm pretty sure.
Josh “Mayo Samurai” (47:48.91)
I even know clickbait. Was that wrong? Okay. I didn't read the comments on that. So if anybody wants to fact check us that if cockroaches do make milk, milk, I can't even say it correctly. Milk, milk. I don't even know where I'm from when I'm pronouncing it like that. I just can't speak. but yeah, maybe they don't make milk at all. So somebody was fact check us beat by all means go ahead and do it. Post in the comments. I just found that shit. So let me know.
Sean “Silent Alarm” (48:16.836)
build off the hypothetical if you fact check us, you know, how would we even achieve like if cockroaches could make milk, how would we milk them? You know, I want to know what your scenario would be like, are we getting like little tiny udders on the cockroaches and like just kind of like, you know, squeezing them down and filling up little vials of a cockroach milk? Like, how would you do it? How would you do it?
Josh “Mayo Samurai” (48:33.197)
Kind of right.
Josh “Mayo Samurai” (48:38.029)
Good point. The final one, Sean, I hope you're impressed by this one because I was very impressed by this and I just want to know, I really want to know the application for this and if anybody that I know is going to be utilizing this. So here you go, Sean. Let me know what you think. So Suzuki unveils a $3,000 trans...
Sean “Silent Alarm” (48:57.264)
Okay, I'm ready.
Josh “Mayo Samurai” (49:06.829)
robot dog that just hit the market.
Sean “Silent Alarm” (49:12.374)
okay, if this is...
Josh “Mayo Samurai” (49:14.605)
So universe you gave you gave us you gave us the resources and this is what we created.
Sean “Silent Alarm” (49:21.808)
You know, if this is real, then I would 100 % say that that's a good use of resources. Um, mainly because one, you're helping the environment, right? You're taking your electric, uh, giant dog, uh, instead of taking your coal powered car, you know? Um, I would also say that, uh, who doesn't want to be riding like a 15 foot dog? Like that would be fucking sick, bro. You know,
Josh “Mayo Samurai” (49:36.439)
pretty big too.
Josh “Mayo Samurai” (49:48.585)
That would be pretty sick, right? Like a fucking horse? That you don't have to feed, you just plug that shit in?
Sean “Silent Alarm” (49:51.684)
Yeah, dude. Yeah. It's like the modern day equivalent of a horse, you know. Yeah, I'm OK with that. I'm OK with that.
Josh “Mayo Samurai” (50:00.11)
I mean, could you see that replacing cars like a robot dog that you can ride?
Sean “Silent Alarm” (50:03.872)
No, Unfortunately, I think we're too far past, which is probably why the aliens don't want to come talk to us. But I think because our reliant on fossil fuels and combustion engines, like I don't see a future within our lifetime where we can even fathom using these using these things, these giant dogs or these electric cars like that, you know. And yeah, you can make the argument. Yeah, Tesla's out here, right? You have
Josh “Mayo Samurai” (50:21.163)
Ride. Robot dogs.
Sean “Silent Alarm” (50:33.678)
What is it? Ion. You have all these other electric car manufacturers, right? But there are dime a dozen, bro. Like the cost per like building like just a regular combustion engine car is always going to be cheaper. So people are just going to always cater to that more. So. Yeah, don't know. I think it would be cool to ride one of these giant dogs and I would love to ride one with you, buddy. You know, I'll just hold you.
let your waist and then we'll just take a nice little ride.
Josh “Mayo Samurai” (51:07.149)
That'd be cool. I think that'd be fun. I don't know. Maybe that's real. Maybe that's horse shit. Again, whatever's on the internet's real. So, fuck it.
Sean “Silent Alarm” (51:14.384)
Yeah, yeah, it's always real.
Josh “Mayo Samurai” (51:17.483)
Yeah, there you go. That's what I came across buddy. That is my blueprints beyond earth. And if you got any cool shit you find, feel free to submit it. We love pictures. We love all that shit. So participate. We love all that shit.
Sean “Silent Alarm” (51:21.902)
Nice.
Sean “Silent Alarm” (51:27.856)
There you go. Wonderful, buddy. let's fucking land this plane now, cause I am getting tired and I'm still sick. So Joshua, do you have any fun finds or, fortunes for the week? What do you got?
Josh “Mayo Samurai” (51:41.453)
I do have a fun find. We love checking out Funko's and I'm just gonna show this one off because I found this one the other day and it may not be one of my most lucrative buys, but it was a fun buy and it was a fun find.
Sean “Silent Alarm” (51:43.908)
Okay.
Sean “Silent Alarm” (51:59.344)
All right, here we go. Joshua's picking it up. What is it? Let's find out.
Josh “Mayo Samurai” (52:02.443)
So what I found at my local Target, this is I usually fucking shop, I dug in the back. have five below. I found this one in the back. It looked lonely and I can relate so much to this Funko because I've always wanted to be a real boy.
Sean “Silent Alarm” (52:07.321)
Also five below I haven't been to a five below in a while. Yeah
Josh “Mayo Samurai” (52:22.167)
Here's Pinocchio, everybody. It's Pinocchio.
Sean “Silent Alarm” (52:22.568)
Okay Black and white Pinocchio. That's beautiful. That's part of the sketch series that they did I also have the Alice one back there somewhere. Yeah, that's really cool, buddy really nice
Josh “Mayo Samurai” (52:31.265)
Yeah, so that's what I got. I don't, yeah, the sketch series, like you said, it's just, yeah. So super cool. So I found it, came across this and I loved it, you know? And currently it's on sale at the Funko store for $4. And did I pay $4? No, I didn't. So I lost on that one. Yeah.
Sean “Silent Alarm” (52:36.271)
Mm-hmm.
Sean “Silent Alarm” (52:46.835)
shit. Ugh. Alright, well, you tried. Sorry, man.
Josh “Mayo Samurai” (52:52.397)
But I'm not into to make money, man. I love Funko's as we all do on this show.
Sean “Silent Alarm” (52:59.396)
some more than others.
Josh “Mayo Samurai” (53:03.169)
know right you're falling from the ceiling
Sean “Silent Alarm” (53:06.192)
Hey one day you never know I put like mount one down pretty cool Anyways, man, I don't have any fun finds this week. I was too sick to actually go and do anything So I'm taking a skip on this week So, let me provide some lucky numbers before we get to our fortune, buddy Because I feel like this fortune it's gonna be a good one I just have I have a feeling like in my loins I could feel it. So let me give people their lucky numbers that way I can stop talking But these are the lucky numbers for the week guys use them for whatever nefarious reasons you would like
Josh “Mayo Samurai” (53:11.789)
That's okay. That's fine.
Sean “Silent Alarm” (53:36.304)
They are as followed 5 10 12 15 28 39 and 40 once again those lucky numbers are 5 10 12 15 28 39 and 40 buddy Hit me with that fortune my dude
Josh “Mayo Samurai” (53:51.862)
Okay, so Sean you had a really good dream. So I need you to pick and if this is your first time watching this show at the very end of this show if you made it this far we always read off a cookie from these fortune cookies that I bought off of Amazon and
Sean “Silent Alarm” (54:05.764)
Yeah. We said, how long have we had these cookies? Like, is this like week, like 10 or something? Like maybe like.
Josh “Mayo Samurai” (54:10.236)
Um, so you get 12 per bundle here and one of them is again, this is, this is to the people that have watching this for the first time. So one of them is the fortunes against humanity. There was 12 in here. We have a lot more of those ones because I'm going to be honest with you. If this is your first time watching, most of these kind of have sucked. And at the very end, I probably should write a review. Um, sorry.
Sean “Silent Alarm” (54:15.544)
Okay, we'll go.
Josh “Mayo Samurai” (54:37.057)
But and then the other one I got here because I them as a set is the Dirty Dozen Fortune Funny Fortune Cookies and there was 12 in here. I only have two left in this in this pack right here. So Sean, you're under the weather and I need to know which one which one of these bags would you like me to pull from?
Sean “Silent Alarm” (54:47.514)
Damn. Okay.
Sean “Silent Alarm” (54:57.188)
Joshua, when you showed me the humanity ones, I felt it in my loins. You know, I want you to dig deep in that bag and go to the very bottom of that bag. Don't pull the first one that you touch, but pull the second one that you touch.
Josh “Mayo Samurai” (55:13.149)
to second one I touched here and it was at the bottom.
Sean “Silent Alarm” (55:14.928)
Okay. All right. Perfect. This is the one. This is the one I can feel it. This is going to be either the greatest one that we've gotten from this collection, or it's going to be the worst one that we've gotten from this collection. I can just feel it. You know, you have those, those things.
Josh “Mayo Samurai” (55:27.243)
And it's funny because the the fortune against humanity ones these are there the cookies are black and then the dirty dozen ones are red so
Sean “Silent Alarm” (55:34.448)
Yeah, yeah, look at that.
Both taste the same. We've already answered this question.
Josh “Mayo Samurai” (55:39.982)
I know right they actually did the same you're not wrong about that. Alright everybody let's try to get you a fun fortune on episode 89 on June 10th here. Here we go for this episode. And if this is your first time congratulations you get to hear Joshua try to read a fortune off a tiny piece of paper. Yeah words. Okay here you go here is your fortune everybody.
Sean “Silent Alarm” (56:00.624)
He never does it right the first time, you know, we can always pretend, you know.
Josh “Mayo Samurai” (56:09.587)
A spontaneous journey awaits with a mysterious stranger and his windowless van.
Sean “Silent Alarm” (56:18.776)
I think that's a repeat but I don't hate it you know so it's I don't hate it it's not the best it's not the worst right in the middle that's okay with me I'm okay with that one
Josh “Mayo Samurai” (56:23.533)
I don't hate it either.
Josh “Mayo Samurai” (56:31.341)
You know, and I just want to say one thing before we end this. I, when I was really young, was approached by a windowless van and yeah, and maybe in one of these further these other episodes, I'll get into that story, but it was not a pleasant situation. So, yeah, if a windowless van ever approaches you and you're walking down the street, just run.
Sean “Silent Alarm” (56:39.93)
were you really?
Sean “Silent Alarm” (56:53.114)
Thanks.
What a cliffhanger for a future episode. Maybe on what was it episode 96 when we talk about traumas? We'll bring that up. There you go. Episode 96. The windowless van. My God, Joshua, you're just full of trauma. Jellyfishes, windowless vans, grapefruit, fucking balls the size of grapefruits. buddy. Oof. Oof. Yeah, trauma. All right, buddy. Let's.
Josh “Mayo Samurai” (56:59.553)
Just run.
there you go. Yeah, the windowless van. There you go.
Josh “Mayo Samurai” (57:16.255)
I poison out on your dick
Sean “Silent Alarm” (57:24.834)
End this episode. Let's give the people what they're actually here for, which is your ending monologue for the week. What do you have to say to the people? Give it to them, buddy.
Josh “Mayo Samurai” (57:29.261)
You
Josh “Mayo Samurai” (57:35.211)
You know, we got three minutes left and I generally have been keeping it short man. Sean's not feeling well. So if you're listening this, you made it this far. Send Sean some tea. You know, I know he has never posted his mailing address, but you know, maybe one of these days, you know, pick up a t-shirt, you know, get some merch, send Sean some tea. The guy's not feeling very well.
Sean “Silent Alarm” (57:45.764)
Yeah, please and thank you.
Josh “Mayo Samurai” (57:59.745)
But other than that silly little part right there, thank all of you guys. Thank you for listening. Thank you for watching. We're going to see you next week because this show is going to continue to go on. And we appreciate all you guys. Go check out the website. That's all I got.
Sean “Silent Alarm” (58:12.398)
Wonderful, Joshua short and sweet. I love it. Like Joshua said, thank you guys for listening. Thank you for watching. We do appreciate that. Hey, it's pride month for those of you celebrating be safe out there avid supporters over here. The world's a crazy place. So just if you're celebrating just be safe out there. Other than that, yes, please pick up some shirts, pick up some merch. Like I said, by the time this comes out, it'll probably be on there, but we'll have another form of payment that you guys can do.
Josh “Mayo Samurai” (58:22.989)
Mm-hmm.
Sean “Silent Alarm” (58:40.824)
site if you feel so inclined if you don't want to use PayPal. So there is that and Joshua before my voice completely gives out this episode I have one last thing for you and for the people. Joshua what is a funny mountain called?
Josh “Mayo Samurai” (58:58.901)
I have no idea, Sean. No idea.
Sean “Silent Alarm” (59:02.522)
Hill areas. Ladies and gentlemen, we will see you next week. Deuces.
