Sorry For The Delay | EP.88 The Merch Episode!
Chapters
00:38 Merch Madness: Episode 88 Unveiled
07:33 Housekeeping Corner: Announcing the Merchandise
13:37 Summer Traditions: Weird and Wonderful
16:33 Wrestling Octopuses: A Summer Sport?
18:28 Running of the Nudes: A Unique Tradition
20:46 Exploring Dangerous Adventures
22:10 Quirky Competitions: Cheese Rolling and More
23:43 Unusual Festivals: Frozen Dead Guy Days
25:44 Summer Traditions and Foods
37:35 AI Song of the Week: Bones and Bites
41:14 Microplastics and Society's Blame Game
43:04 The Influence of Microplastics
45:47 Courtroom Chronicles: The Ticket Saga
50:51 Preparing for the Second Trial
55:47 Fun Finds and Fortunes
Sound Bites
"This is the elixir of life"
"Covered in merch, baby!"
"It's delicious!"
"I learned a new word today!"
"Merchandise is available for purchase!"
"You can wrestle an octopus!"
"We could make an appearance!"
"I might be willing to do that."
"I think I might go for that."
"S'mores are sensational."
"Watermelon is a nice summertime treat."
"This is the merch episode."
"Hot, because you can catch a cold."
Transcript
Joshua “Fridge Raider” (00:01.838)
I if could find that, that's in some like jar somewhere. Area 51.
Sean “Laundry Pirate” (00:05.68)
think your mom kept it or something?
Joshua “Fridge Raider” (00:09.346)
Yeah, like maybe it's like it's stewing in some whiskey. You know, it's like some 40. It's like some 42 year old foreskin whiskey
Sean “Laundry Pirate” (00:12.528)
Ew.
Sean “Laundry Pirate” (00:17.132)
Listen Joshua as soon as you turn 50 years old you can drink this This is this is you. This is the elixir of life
Joshua “Fridge Raider” (00:25.344)
I know, right? Maybe that's the secret to like longevity and stamina and testosterone. just...
Sean “Laundry Pirate” (00:32.432)
your foreskin.
Joshua “Fridge Raider” (00:33.262)
grind up your foreskin and make a powder out of it and... fucking...
Sean “Laundry Pirate” (00:42.966)
Do your claps here.
Joshua “Fridge Raider” (00:45.358)
Here we go. Oh wait, sorry. Do you do on camera? Sorry. Hold on.
Sean “Laundry Pirate” (01:00.212)
the delay for you. love it. Joshua, I'm sorry. Now, I'm sorry for the delay, Joshua, with my audio and video thing. Whatever, Joshua. Whatever. Let's fucking... let's just jump right into this, buddy. Let's get this shit episode 88. The merch episode.
Joshua “Fridge Raider” (01:02.542)
Oh, I got a delay.
Joshua “Fridge Raider” (01:23.406)
Merch. Covered in merch.
Sean “Laundry Pirate” (01:26.362)
Hello and welcome to another episode of Sorry for the Delay Joshua. This is episode number 88. Or as in the industry, we call it the merchandise episode, buddy. Hello, welcome. How are you doing this fine week?
Joshua “Fridge Raider” (01:50.734)
I mean, if we're jumping right into it, mean, look what Sean's wearing. And if you're just listening, you're going to have to come over to YouTube or come see us on SorryForDelay.live to come check this out. But Sean's got a beautiful, Sean's got a beautiful looking shirt on right now, looking mighty vibrant in spite. That's a good one. That's part of the summer collection, I think.
Sean “Laundry Pirate” (02:01.722)
Sorry for
Yeah buddy, look at that. Wow.
Thank you. Summer collection, baby. Two of three. Maybe I'll have three of three next week. Probably not. But, you know, happy with this one. This one, like I said earlier, is my favorite. A few weeks ago, this one's my favorite. Did I? Wait, did I say that was my favorite? No, I said the Alien one was my favorite. Now, this is my new favorite now in the summer collection. I love it. yeah. Yeah. Just like children, you know, you have to have more than one.
Joshua “Fridge Raider” (02:26.914)
Thank you.
Joshua “Fridge Raider” (02:31.694)
I mean you can have more than one favorite. Come on. You You know what? I was thinking that same thing. out of my head. Yeah, it's like favorite kids, right? Was it the first one that ruined your vagina or was it the second one that ruined your vagina? knows? Which one was your favorite?
Sean “Laundry Pirate” (02:39.792)
Mind control Joshua mind control, buddy Exactly Anyways, Joshua, let's move on from that like we do Every week buddy. Are you drinking anything in your cup this week? Are you sipping on anything fancy? What's going on, buddy? What do you got?
Joshua “Fridge Raider” (02:51.714)
Sorry. Yeah.
Joshua “Fridge Raider” (03:01.108)
Absolutely, because this is another late night pod. We always like to let everybody know it's a disclaimer This isn't happening in the mid-afternoon. This is happening at night. So generally it's okay to drink at night You may be listening to this during your morning commute. I Mean, right can't I mean it's okay to drink at night. I mean was I wrong?
Sean “Laundry Pirate” (03:14.416)
I mean you're not wrong you're not wrong no you're not wrong yeah it's it's less taboo to drink at night you know if you see me at 6 a.m. on a weekday having a cold one then I understand the judgment so
Joshua “Fridge Raider” (03:24.259)
Yeah, one d-
Joshua “Fridge Raider” (03:31.36)
Yeah, I mean, I'm going to guess you were working the night shift, you know, just to give you the benefit of the doubt you've been working all night and that literally is your dinner, not your breakfast. But yeah, so it is a night episode. And sometimes I just you know, things can get a little weird. Things can get a little sweaty and maybe even a little strange at night. So, you know, to go along with that, I'm just going to get a little weird and sweaty and I'm just going to go some straight whiskey. This is some knob Creek right here. Straight whiskey ice.
Sean “Laundry Pirate” (03:35.141)
Yeah.
Sean “Laundry Pirate” (03:39.61)
Yeah, there you go.
Sean “Laundry Pirate” (03:50.371)
Yeah, yeah, definitely will.
Sean “Laundry Pirate” (03:57.73)
Whoa.
Joshua “Fridge Raider” (04:00.846)
a little star-fitted lake cup, and a little bit of whiskey, my friend. That's what I'm sippin' on. What are you sippin' on? Cheers.
Sean “Laundry Pirate” (04:04.708)
Wonderful, Cheers, my dude. Cheers. You know, I can't wait for the future episodes where I can go back in time and kind of just analyze when you just did straight whiskey episodes, how weird the episode got. You know, it'd be a fun statistic to to kind of search through on that one. But today, Joshua, I have something pretty cool. Sometimes, you know, the cosmos align in a weird sort of way.
Joshua “Fridge Raider” (04:17.816)
Mm-hmm.
Sean “Laundry Pirate” (04:33.492)
and give you things to say, hey, you're still here. You know, you're still breathing. But in honor of the shirt, Joshua, this beautiful tiki skeleton shirt that I'm wearing right now, for those of you listening, it's supple, it's soft. It's a beautiful skeleton chilling with a great white shark at a tiki bar. Joshua, I found this in the grocery store today. It's a limited edition release by Two Town Cider.
Joshua “Fridge Raider” (04:38.872)
You're still here. That's funny.
Sean “Laundry Pirate” (05:02.384)
Joshua, this is another Pog cider. Now you may be asking yourself, Sean, didn't you just have a Pog cider last week? I did, Joshua. I did have a Pog cider last week, but this is from a well accredited cider company. I love their Cosmic Crisp Cider. It is delicious. And Joshua, I've already been drinking multiple cans of these. And by the way, these are 9%, buddy. These are 9 % drinks here. These are not.
These are not for the light of heart or faint of heart, but it's not a beginner drink. So I've already had a few of them as you can hear in my voice and the stuttering.
Joshua “Fridge Raider” (05:34.548)
Yeah, that's not a beginner. It's not a beginner drink right there. Yeah. A few. What's a few for Sean counts as few differently than the rest of us could be like six.
Sean “Laundry Pirate” (05:47.482)
Joshua, this thing, this thing is delicious. This is one of the best ciders I have ever had the pleasure of putting into my mouth. It is wonderful. It tastes like guava. It tastes like oranges. There's a little bit of pineapple in there. It it might be the best thing since sliced bread, Since sliced bread, my dude. So highly recommend, not sponsored, but one day I will be.
It's delicious. can't say enough good things. I'm just gonna chug it. I'm just gonna drink it all right now.
Joshua “Fridge Raider” (06:16.374)
Interesting. So I and randomly, I mean, I'm just going to throw this in there because Sean likes to drink. I learned a new word today, I learned a new word and and I'm not, you know, I I don't really consider myself bilingual, but I do sometimes speak another language. Sometimes, sometimes.
Sean “Laundry Pirate” (06:25.76)
Mm-hmm. What would you like? I'm sorry.
Sean “Laundry Pirate” (06:37.75)
Okay, okay, I don't know where this is going. I'm kind of scared so
Joshua “Fridge Raider” (06:42.71)
No, but when it comes to drinks, I heard this, can this same word be applied to somebody who just drinks everything they see? The word I learned today was Gusco.
Sean “Laundry Pirate” (06:55.216)
Honestly Joshua, I'm not familiar with the word. So I don't know. Sure. Yeah, why not? Joshua underneath this beautiful exterior is not someone who speaks multiple languages. No.
Joshua “Fridge Raider” (06:59.118)
You don't know what the word gooskull is? don't know word gooskull is? Gooskull apparently... You don't know what that word is? Sean, you speak Spanish don't you Sean? I guess... Yeah that was supposed to be Spanish. I probably fucked it up. But apparently it's somebody who eats everything that they see. Maybe you have a different word for that?
Sean “Laundry Pirate” (07:10.82)
Was that Spanish? okay. So what is it supposed to mean?
Sean “Laundry Pirate” (07:21.168)
Yeah, fat.
Joshua “Fridge Raider” (07:23.95)
Well there you go! You know? Why, I to making up words or thinking I'm learning new shit. You just call somebody fat. Perfect. I mean...
Sean “Laundry Pirate” (07:34.362)
told you, I told you this. I wanna know names.
Joshua “Fridge Raider” (07:39.576)
I don't know. I just thought it was fitting. know, who knows? Could you apply that somebody drinks a lot?
Sean “Laundry Pirate” (07:43.418)
Honestly, I've never heard that word or maybe I have and maybe you are miss saying it, but no, I doubt that you're saying it wrong. So I just, I've never heard the word. So you forgive me. what it is. Good job.
Joshua “Fridge Raider” (07:53.55)
Thought I'd try that word out. Yeah, but I tried.
Sean “Laundry Pirate” (07:59.524)
Joshua, should we get past the elephant in the room here now? Should we jump over to the housekeeping corner, if you will, buddy? We love corners.
Joshua “Fridge Raider” (08:06.286)
We love we love corners. I've been on I mean I say I don't know if I've said it every episode but I've spent many many a time many moments on corners and I would love to spend a moment with you on this corner
Sean “Laundry Pirate” (08:14.904)
Yes, yes you have. I've seen him.
Sean “Laundry Pirate” (08:19.34)
Yes, Joshua, let's spend a moment and get rid of this elephant because it's big buddy. It's a big elephant in the room Joshua, this is episode 88. We've alluded to it so many episodes so many weeks so many months so much blood sweat and tears But Joshua, would you like to make the announcement?
Joshua “Fridge Raider” (08:39.951)
no, I think the person who drinks the most out of both of us should make the announcement.
Sean “Laundry Pirate” (08:45.092)
All right, well, they're not here, so.
Joshua “Fridge Raider” (08:47.152)
sorry. Okay.
Sean “Laundry Pirate” (08:50.852)
Joshua as of this episode's premiere the merchandise is available for purchase so if you're listening to this right now you can head on over to sorry for the delay dot live slash merch and e RCH and go ahead and get yourself some beautiful sorry for the delay merch including the summer collection that I've been rocking for the last two weeks here and all of the og collection
It is out there. You don't have to do it. You can just go over there and look at it. It just means the world that we have finally something to share with everybody. So on this beautiful episode 88 cop yourself a nice, sorry for the delay shirt. Joshua, anything you would like to add on to that?
Joshua “Fridge Raider” (09:38.892)
No, think that's great. all these designs are straight from our brains to one of these brains. So yeah, they're fun. And with summer coming along, I think it's actually fitting that you grab some gear and maybe make it a gift for somebody. But super excited for that.
Sean “Laundry Pirate” (09:48.974)
You know, it's a mixture of both. It's all, it's all a mixture of both.
Sean “Laundry Pirate” (09:59.31)
Yeah, there you go. Exactly. there will be more coming in the future. but for right now we got t-shirts in black and white and that's on each of the designs. So, all sizes. So no matter if you're a small to like a five X, we got it all. So don't worry about it. And everything is beautifully made. I made sure of that. It's tested. It's quality.
It's wonderful.
Joshua “Fridge Raider” (10:29.922)
This man has stretch tested it, so it fits perfectly. Yes.
Sean “Laundry Pirate” (10:32.912)
Have straight Can we just say for a moment here? There is a test that I perform that Joshua? absolutely hates The the test is I will show it on camera and people can judge for what it is But the test I like to do is I like to grab a nice fresh print and I will squeeze The shit out of the print just hold it there for a moment and just let it like really go and then when you let go
Joshua “Fridge Raider” (10:40.398)
I hate this. I hate this.
Joshua “Fridge Raider” (10:51.822)
Look at guy. Look at this guy.
Sean “Laundry Pirate” (11:01.528)
If the print still intact, that's a great print. That's a great print. Look at that print still intact. No cracks, no nothing. It's beautiful. Beautiful. Anyways, that's the test. So Joshua hates that. I do it on everything.
Joshua “Fridge Raider” (11:13.23)
I do hate that as somebody who actually like takes the time to like make all these things and put them on shirts and all that when somebody grabs a piece of something you've made and they basically shit on it by smashing it with their grimy hands It's it's like pissing on the Mona Lisa man It just you just don't do that to another man's art or somebody else in general Just don't do that somebody else's art, but Sean loves to do it and it in a holds up to the test Sean has washed and dried these so
Sean “Laundry Pirate” (11:33.392)
No.
Sean “Laundry Pirate” (11:37.072)
love to it. It makes me happy. It does. Oh yeah.
Joshua “Fridge Raider” (11:41.666)
They're going to last and it's something that you can buy now and just have for basically forever. So it's a cool way to support the podcast. Yeah.
Sean “Laundry Pirate” (11:48.27)
will say if you it is a great way to support us and if you do support us hey thank you so much from the bottom of our hearts we do appreciate it even if you don't and you just come out and look at it we that means a lot to us too but just a quick tip on washing and caring for this and if you buy anything in black if you're like me and you buy a lot of black things flip it inside out wash it in cold you can dry these but I usually kind of just let them air dry but do it on tumble low and just keep an eye on it
That's if you're doing the black white. Joshua, I don't know how you wash your whites. Like, do you flip them inside out? Do you just throw them in there? Like you're, you're the more of the white shirt guy.
Joshua “Fridge Raider” (12:24.992)
I don't. I wear them once. No, I'm like, I'm like, I swear a t-shirt once and throw it away.
Sean “Laundry Pirate” (12:31.44)
Josh is over here buying multiple copies of the shirts. All right, wonderful. Let that be a lesson. my God.
Joshua “Fridge Raider” (12:34.638)
I don't have any washing tips man. I just I put the shit in there throw some liquid detergent and hope my dryer my washer doesn't chew the fucker up
Sean “Laundry Pirate” (12:49.154)
Well, you can do that too, guess. Sure. Excuse me. But other than that, Joshua, congratulations, buddy, we got merch out to the world. I'm proud of you. 88 episodes in and we're doing it, buddy. Long time coming. I'm very happy. So hopefully everybody's happy too. But to wrap up the housekeeping corner.
Joshua “Fridge Raider” (12:52.91)
You
Joshua “Fridge Raider” (13:02.424)
Yes.
Long time coming, man. Long time coming.
Sean “Laundry Pirate” (13:16.09)
head on over to Sorry for the Layout Live slash this episode, episode 88, sorry, and get a transcript of the episode, everything we're saying, everything we will say in the future, use the search function, find out when the last time Joshua had any type of cider, because I don't think he's ever had cider on the podcast, but look that up, feel free. Yeah. So go there, check out that. We'll have an AI song later this day, later this episode, and can check out that on the site as well. But that's it.
Joshua “Fridge Raider” (13:34.702)
No, you're right. I think I have yeah
Sean “Laundry Pirate” (13:45.402)
There you go. Merch. It's out right now. I'm prepared to get spammed on the social medias about it. So there's that. Joshua. yeah. Hell yeah. So here you go. The merchandise episode. It's over. It's out there. We can stop talking about it now. We can move on.
Joshua “Fridge Raider” (13:47.15)
Let's go, let's get it on you.
Joshua “Fridge Raider” (13:52.992)
And you had it the thumbnail in the last episode. So that was cool too.
Joshua “Fridge Raider” (14:03.342)
Move on move on and like I you know Sean I mentioned earlier because we always get into this chat section And if you've been watching us, this is something that we do on every episode We love suggestions so anytime feel free in the chat give us something you want to talk about Because we love to hear you guys's feedback But as I mentioned earlier Sean leading into the chat with us We've got a couple topics and as I told you from the beginning, it's gonna get weird It's gonna get sweaty and it's gonna get strange. So that's gonna be the topic
Sean “Laundry Pirate” (14:27.14)
Yeah.
Joshua “Fridge Raider” (14:32.712)
I think we just got to lead off with because summer's coming things are any weird things you get sweaty things you get strange So that would be our first topic of the night
Sean “Laundry Pirate” (14:34.66)
Okay.
Sean “Laundry Pirate” (14:39.024)
turn.
Sean “Laundry Pirate” (14:42.358)
Okay, Joshua just jumped right into the chat with this. I don't have to introduce it or anything. He's just ready to go. Let's get it.
Joshua “Fridge Raider” (14:48.206)
I'm ready to go man. Let's get after it dude. And then the second one, this is something that Sean came up. I don't even know if I got the spelling right. I think chat GPT might've even fucked this up because it was just so confusing. Sean, how do you even pronounce this? What is this shit?
Sean “Laundry Pirate” (15:02.986)
You pronounce it, Sue-mer. This one, Sue-mer, like Sue, S-U-E, mer, Sue-mer. Yeah, there you go. You'll find out, don't worry about it. All right, you'll find out.
Joshua “Fridge Raider” (15:10.574)
Like, like what, what is Sumer's is the D or we, okay. All right. I have no idea everybody. So stay tuned. number three is going to be micro plastic or micro brain. Yeah. No, no. Yeah. We're going to see where we're going to go with that. And if we make it to it, everybody, the last thing we're going to get into is pause, pray and proceed.
Sean “Laundry Pirate” (15:25.424)
Okay, interesting getting on the microplastics, alright. I feel it, feel it.
Joshua “Fridge Raider” (15:39.702)
And this may or may not be the experience I had while driving a vehicle. We're about, we're going to find out. We're going to find out. All right. Bring it back to the top, Sean. Here we go. The summer collections out. We're getting into it. Right. And there's a, there's, there's a lot of things that happen during summer that people just do. Right. People are barbecuing.
Sean “Laundry Pirate” (15:40.784)
Proceed? What?
Sean “Laundry Pirate” (15:46.926)
huh. Okay, okay, okay. Interesting. Okay, curious.
Yes, sweaty. Yeah, summer collection.
Joshua “Fridge Raider” (16:08.11)
People are mowing their lawns. are just, there's just things that you do. You go out and buy the bathing suit. Let's just call them traditions. Whatever it is that summertime brings for you, there's traditions. Okay. At the end of this, I want to know some of your traditions. And if you're listening or you're watching, I'm curious to know if you have any traditions as well. So in doing research, because I'm a research heavy guy, look at me. My hair is getting gray. My hair is falling out. You could tell I look for shit.
Sean “Laundry Pirate” (16:36.154)
Yeah, he loves research. I've seen it.
Joshua “Fridge Raider” (16:39.38)
all the fucking time. got tons of books. books, right? Right. They may or may not have like weeds stashed in the middle. There's no paper and then it is like you open them up and there's like an old dollar bill rolled up for some reason. so getting into it, I had to do a little bit of research on some interesting or weird kind of summer traditions that
Sean “Laundry Pirate” (16:46.788)
None of them are open, but I've got tons of them.
Sean “Laundry Pirate” (16:59.445)
shit, that's great. That's fucking great.
Joshua “Fridge Raider” (17:08.674)
that people hold all around the world, and I thought I'd share them with you in this weird, sweaty, and strange summer tradition.
Sean “Laundry Pirate” (17:16.516)
Okay, yeah, bust some baby, bust some.
Joshua “Fridge Raider” (17:19.47)
All right. I, okay. So this first one I felt quite interesting, because this, this, this is going to be close to home for Sean, because this one actually takes place in upstate Washington, right near where Sean lives or is actually, so this summertime tradition happened where it would start. It was in, in, the 1960s.
Sean “Laundry Pirate” (17:24.72)
that.
Okay, doff
Okay.
Sean “Laundry Pirate” (17:36.634)
I'm excited.
Joshua “Fridge Raider” (17:47.094)
And divers would literally wrestle giant Pacific octopus out of the ocean for sport. yeah, this is a summer tradition. It doesn't happen, I don't think it's really happening anymore, but it's still a tradition that if you're feeling feisty enough and you wanna go wrestle with a goddamn octopus, this is the thing that you can actually do. And it's a summertime weird tradition.
Sean “Laundry Pirate” (17:55.066)
the fuck? Okay.
Sean “Laundry Pirate” (18:12.368)
Who the hell is still doing this? I don't think I've ever heard of anybody doing that. Aren't like, octopus like, protected? Like aren't they protected animals? Like endangered animals?
Joshua “Fridge Raider” (18:22.038)
I mean, we like them so much we put them on a t-shirt.
Sean “Laundry Pirate” (18:26.576)
Right here. Right here. Sorry for the late on. Live slash merch. Check it out.
Joshua “Fridge Raider” (18:32.43)
We like that so much. You yourself can wrestle an octopus on the back or on your chest, wherever that logo lies. But what do you, your back and your front. So what do you think, Sean? Or would you be down, like, you're big, you're strong, man. Are you getting, are you diving down deep? Are you gonna take part if you could go back in time in Time Machine and wrestle one of these bastards?
Sean “Laundry Pirate” (18:40.656)
in both your back and your chest.
Sean “Laundry Pirate” (18:49.968)
Yeah.
Sean “Laundry Pirate” (18:54.234)
Well, first of all, Joshua, fucking last week I admitted that I couldn't swim. So, no, no, I'm not taking out any of these octopus. I'm going to go ahead and let the fishermen catch them and I will get them on my level, which is a beautiful plate. I will eat them from there. You know, I will do my part to destroy the octopus community and eat them. So I am wrestling them. I'm doing it.
Joshua “Fridge Raider” (19:20.406)
Okay, so you think that's weird you get the weird summer's day would you would like Pretty weird Kind of weird right right
Sean “Laundry Pirate” (19:25.776)
Yeah, dude, it's murdering animals for sport. So yeah, of course it's weird, but I only murder them for food and nourishment.
Joshua “Fridge Raider” (19:35.342)
Alright, well this is one. Number two on this list right here. I would really like to see Sean take part in this. I think some of us would really enjoy that. And you let me know what think, Sean. You let me know if you would take part in this one. So another summertime tradition. This one takes place in Spain. It's called Running of the Nudes.
Sean “Laundry Pirate” (19:59.472)
of the nudes okay
Joshua “Fridge Raider” (20:01.582)
The name kind of gives it away. But let me just break it down for you. So this tradition is held just before the famous running of the bulls, where animal rights activists run the same route, wearing nothing but plastic horns and minimal clothing.
Sean “Laundry Pirate” (20:12.528)
Okay. Okay.
Sean “Laundry Pirate” (20:19.536)
Okay, minimal clothing. So essentially you still can have clothes on. Okay. All right.
Joshua “Fridge Raider” (20:28.037)
Mm-hmm. So what do you think? Do you think that sorry for the I think we could make an appearance on one of these days the running of the newts in Spain
Sean “Laundry Pirate” (20:33.126)
yeah, for sure. Yeah, if we sell enough shirts, I think we can definitely find someone to go out there and do it, because we can't afford to go out there and do it.
Joshua “Fridge Raider” (20:45.068)
So if it's a minimal clothing where we probably could pull off wearing one of our shirts during the running of this, right?
Sean “Laundry Pirate” (20:49.956)
Yeah, just like Winnie the Pooh, you know, just wear the shirt and nothing else. No, bro, you already got some. Yeah.
Joshua “Fridge Raider” (20:55.798)
I mean, and I don't even think I need to wear horns because I got one right between my legs. I don't even think I don't even think it just comes. It's not an accessory. I already have that. So.
Sean “Laundry Pirate” (21:04.28)
see we really got to get that under the desk cam and I know it'll be a sorry for little a exclusive but we still got to get that it's got to happen just saying
Joshua “Fridge Raider” (21:12.544)
Yeah, that's that's a hold on. Yeah, we'll get there folks. If somebody really wants to see the under the desk cam I might be willing to do that. You just got to put another enough quarters in the jukebox and I'll play that song for you
Sean “Laundry Pirate” (21:18.384)
You
Sean “Laundry Pirate” (21:24.656)
But to talk about this one, no, I don't think I would do this one either, to be honest with you. Like this one doesn't sound as fun. First of all, cardio, right? Second of all, traveling, right? Third, the possibility that I would die, you know, so, you know, away in my options here, I'm gonna say no.
Joshua “Fridge Raider” (21:32.46)
No? Little dangerous?
Okay.
Joshua “Fridge Raider” (21:51.278)
I think I would do it though. I mean you're not running from the bulls, but you're not running from anything but the person from behind you. So if you don't like what you see behind you, probably will run.
Sean “Laundry Pirate” (21:53.616)
We know you would do it. We know you would do it
Yeah, even scarier. See, even scarier. I don't want to picture you chasing me from behind with your 12 inch baton. You know, that's not something that I want to see.
Joshua “Fridge Raider” (22:11.014)
my Okay, Fair enough. Fair enough. All right. So that is another, I think that one's fun. I think I might, I think I might go for that. What else have we got here? So for the number, the third one on my list, terrible transition there, it's called, I know it was fucking awful. Well, we kind of switched things around. Yeah.
Sean “Laundry Pirate” (22:29.746)
off.
88 episodes in and we can't nail the segues. Let's get, come on.
Joshua “Fridge Raider” (22:36.014)
You know what's funny about this is I put things on color on my screen just to be able to get through this but doesn't work out. All right, so You know, I could be actually have you seen the colors in my background that looks green to me back there Somebody tell me different number four or right three can't count either number three on the list here It's a Cooper's Hill cheese rolling. You might have seen this
Sean “Laundry Pirate” (22:41.751)
It's still not working. Are you colorblind?
Sean “Laundry Pirate” (23:00.56)
I've seen this. I've seen this multiple times. Yeah, this I would actually do. This seems kind of fun. Yeah. Who doesn't want to roll down a big old hill, dude? I know that it's in a little town in... Fuck, what was the place?
Joshua “Fridge Raider” (23:03.628)
Yeah, so did you do this? Do you know anything about it?
Sean “Laundry Pirate” (23:16.472)
I don't remember the town name, but I do know that there's a bunch of people chasing a big old wheel of cheese and the winner gets the big old wheel of cheese at the end. Yeah, it is. It is pretty intense. Some of those people get get real tossed like rolling cartwheels on their heads kind of tossed. So yeah.
Joshua “Fridge Raider” (23:23.726)
Correct. You're absolutely right on this.
Joshua “Fridge Raider” (23:31.275)
Yeah.
Joshua “Fridge Raider” (23:34.766)
Yeah, if we wouldn't get in trouble for playing somebody else's video in here, that'd be fun to play that. I don't know if we could do that. But I.
Sean “Laundry Pirate” (23:37.776)
yeah, yeah, just look it up. Look up the cheese chase or whatever.
Joshua “Fridge Raider” (23:43.758)
I think it's in and just for context or whatever statistic that I guess that wheel that they rolled down It's a nine pound wheel so I could imagine a nine pound wheel just rolling totally downhill hitting somebody in the face Probably wouldn't be too good
Sean “Laundry Pirate” (23:51.465)
there you go. Dang it.
Sean “Laundry Pirate” (23:57.028)
Yeah, dude. Oof. I don't want any cheese in my face at that speed and velocity.
Joshua “Fridge Raider” (24:04.072)
Yeah, so you do that though. You do that one.
Sean “Laundry Pirate” (24:07.278)
I would, would do that when that seems fun.
Joshua “Fridge Raider” (24:09.55)
Okay. Now to end this weird and sweaty and strange summertime tradition, I have one for you, Sean, that you might be into because I know you're just kind of into this kind of stuff like skeletons. You like frozen things. You like just dead things. So this weird summertime tradition is it's called Frozen Dead Guy Days. This place takes place in Colorado. So apparently
Sean “Laundry Pirate” (24:25.188)
Okay, weird, alright.
Yeah.
Sean “Laundry Pirate” (24:36.111)
and dead.
Joshua “Fridge Raider” (24:37.186)
This is a quirky festival celebrating a frozen corpse kept in the shed above the town.
Sean “Laundry Pirate” (24:44.88)
this seems made up, but how is this a tradition? Are we just celebrating the dead guy? Is that the tradition? Yeah.
Joshua “Fridge Raider” (24:52.226)
Yeah, yeah. I guess it all it honors the name is Grandpa Br-Bredo? So it's in honor of somebody's family member or something? Yeah. So, yeah. Frozen dead guy days.
Sean “Laundry Pirate” (25:03.696)
Okay. All right. I mean, if it's a real thing, I guess we got to go visit, right? Got to pay our respects and a thing, you know, why not? It seems weird that it's a frozen guy in the middle of summer, but it's Colorado. So I probably could be less weird.
Joshua “Fridge Raider” (25:17.848)
So.
Joshua “Fridge Raider” (25:23.608)
places don't get hot up in the mountains. don't know. So there you go. That is my weird, sweaty, and strange summertime traditions. And if you have any, like I said before, feel free to comment, because I'm curious what traditions you guys might have out there.
Sean “Laundry Pirate” (25:29.072)
Weird one. It's a one.
Sean “Laundry Pirate” (25:42.02)
Yeah, good job, buddy. I mean, those are some definitely weird ones. They're all mostly weird. Strange. I guess the cheese one is slightly sweaty. So, yeah, I guess it all works out. job. Yeah, well, I ain't running anywhere. So there's that. All right, moving on. Joshua, this one kind of fits with the one that you just made. That's weird, sweaty and strange one. This is Sumer.
Joshua “Fridge Raider” (25:46.808)
Weird? exactly.
Joshua “Fridge Raider” (25:51.63)
slightly sweaty.
Joshua “Fridge Raider” (25:55.724)
run around naked, get a little sweaty. What's he saying? All right, should we move on?
Sean “Laundry Pirate” (26:10.668)
I just wanted a fun way to pronounce summer because Joshua with the summertime collection dropping sorry for the delay dot live slash merch. I think it's the start of summer my dude. So I kind of just wanted to ask you a few questions for the people you know. First question are you going to you should stretch it out buddy you should. Yeah go for it I'll go ahead and preference the questions while you you go ahead and take a sip of your.
Joshua “Fridge Raider” (26:23.445)
Mm-hmm.
Joshua “Fridge Raider” (26:27.842)
go. I like I have to stretch. stretch for this. Can I hydrate? Can I take a drink before you ask me these questions? Okay.
Sean “Laundry Pirate” (26:41.178)
fresh burpees, you know. Just for the following questions I'm going to ask you, feel free audience if you want to answer the questions as well in a comment or don't. Mentally, answer is perfectly fine too. Joshua, summer, summer foods, right? Do you have any favorite summer foods? So I guess I'm talking like, do you have like a favorite hot dog? Do you like hamburgers? Like, do you like making s'mores? Summer.
Joshua “Fridge Raider” (26:57.998)
Mm-hmm.
Sean “Laundry Pirate” (27:10.49)
food special. Do you have a favorite summer food?
Joshua “Fridge Raider” (27:14.254)
If there's one that I've come to love I wasn't I was never a big jalapeno popper person until somebody made a real good one for me You know, they cut the jalapeno stuffed it with what cream cheese wrapped it in bacon put them on the grill You know, there were just something about a jalapeno popper that really did it for me and and who can deny a really good sweaty mouth-watering glizzy
Sean “Laundry Pirate” (27:44.312)
Yeah, yeah, Galizzi's are the best, my dude. But hang on, before I move on from your jalapeno popper, okay, forgive me, forgive me in this statement, Joshua, but.
Joshua “Fridge Raider” (27:47.117)
You know?
Sean “Laundry Pirate” (27:57.718)
I don't consider jalapeno poppers to be a summertime food. I think of them more as like a party appetizer. I mean, I'm not saying that they can't be a summertime food, because yeah, it makes sense. You can put a stuffed jalapeno on a grill and grill that for summertime. Perfectly acceptable. Understand that. But I don't think of them as like a go-to summertime food kind of thing.
Joshua “Fridge Raider” (28:03.79)
It's not? No.
Joshua “Fridge Raider” (28:09.793)
Okay. Okay.
Joshua “Fridge Raider” (28:18.367)
Mm-hmm.
Sean “Laundry Pirate” (28:26.192)
You know, I'm not putting my jalapeno poppers up there with my burgers and my glizzies, you know? So, I don't know, maybe I'm in the wrong in that.
Joshua “Fridge Raider” (28:32.578)
I think I know because I usually when I start I want to start off slow and soft I don't want to get full in the first bite like if you place a foot long in front of me and I just gobble that thing down you know what I mean like I got to build up to it in a nice smooth appetizer is kind of what comes on my mind first you know you got your chips you got your guac you got I mean I don't know like when I think of summertime food fuck I worked most summer so I think I'm fucking
Sean “Laundry Pirate” (28:40.858)
Yeah.
Sean “Laundry Pirate” (28:48.976)
me again.
Joshua “Fridge Raider” (29:00.874)
out there partying like some people like maybe you're a teacher and you get summers off and you got this fucking answer down pat you know you're like i know what i'm doing for some and i'm making an apple pie or i'm fucking doing some other shit you know but an apple pie i mean that's good i don't know if that's summer though
Sean “Laundry Pirate” (29:06.352)
That's true. Yeah.
Sean “Laundry Pirate” (29:13.624)
Mmm, that's good. That's delicious. Yeah. See, I would still think of apple pies as summer. I would also think of them as like fall as well. You know, apple pies can go into a few different categories. So.
Joshua “Fridge Raider” (29:28.686)
I mean, what is the summertime? You're going to make me pull up chat GBT right now and look up what is a summer? No, no, I'm not. I'm not that fast.
Sean “Laundry Pirate” (29:32.578)
Yeah, go for it. You can pull it up while I tell you my summer, my favorite summertime stuff. like I would probably say my biggest summertime food out of everything is going to be a s'more, a delicious s'more, Joshua, the marshmallowy goodness tucked inside of a graham crackery crust coated in delicious chocolate. the thought of it is just making me
Salivate. is sensational. you like, see, I don't. right. Controversial take here, everybody. Controversial take episode 88. You had to get to something controversial, right? I don't like to burn my marshmallows over the open fire. Like I'm not the guy who's going to like make that shit black as hell. You know, I'm going to caramelize my marshmallow. I'm going to make it a golden brown.
So it's nice and sugary and just like a creme brulee topping of a marshmallow. It's delicious. But Joshua, I'm also the person who will savagely put a marshmallow in the microwave and use that for a s'more as well. I'm not a, I'm not a good guy, you know, and I'm a barbarian sometimes. I'm an animal, but that's probably my favorite summertime snack or food.
Joshua “Fridge Raider” (30:45.752)
No.
Joshua “Fridge Raider” (30:53.965)
Have you ever just
Have you ever just like put like one of those extra large marshmallows in the microwave and just like put like five minutes on there and just let that bitch go?
Sean “Laundry Pirate” (31:05.57)
No, Joshua, no, because I know what happens when you put a marshmallow into the microwave. Yes.
Joshua “Fridge Raider” (31:08.31)
Do you? Do you? What happens? What happens, Sean? Educate the people that have never done it. Try it. Try it. That was the grape. I think it was the grape.
Sean “Laundry Pirate” (31:14.07)
Listen Joshua asked you guys to do this a little while ago. If you didn't try it back then I'll go ahead and spoil it for you they expand very quickly and very widely you can put a baby marshmallow in there and it will probably get to the size of a can of Coke or delicious two towns Pog cider But yeah, do not do not put a big marshmallow in there and put it in there for five minutes. Your microwave will explode Just don't just don't
Joshua “Fridge Raider” (31:31.808)
So cool to see.
Joshua “Fridge Raider” (31:41.614)
look at you being so nice And while you were doing that I did ask chat even though these fingers don't work as fast as yours do when it comes to typing And it's funny because I actually have some of this in my fridge. They're suggesting a watermelon Watermelon is a nice summertime treat
Sean “Laundry Pirate” (31:43.77)
You
Yeah.
Sean “Laundry Pirate” (32:02.0)
Oh, watermelon. Okay. No, that is definitely a good one. I'm not episode 88. Not only is it the merch episode, it's also the episode where Sean admits this foods that he does not care for. Watermelon is one of those foods. Sorry, everybody. Sorry. Sorry. bad. Listen, if you think less of me now, wait till you get to about 45 minutes and you're about to think even less. What else is on there, buddy? Yeah.
Joshua “Fridge Raider” (32:07.406)
I have that in my fridge right now.
Joshua “Fridge Raider” (32:16.057)
that's right. You hate that shit. He does.
Joshua “Fridge Raider” (32:25.486)
And a few more while we're on the topic. Yeah, well we're on it. So lemon bars And it's funny because you said s'mores, which is cool. I did not think s'mores were on there So congratulations chat even is acknowledging your love for the s'more
Sean “Laundry Pirate” (32:32.58)
lemon bars.
Sean “Laundry Pirate” (32:41.488)
I'm a simulation, what can I say, you
Joshua “Fridge Raider” (32:45.518)
I mini key lime pies are on here
Sean “Laundry Pirate” (32:49.508)
Mini key lampi- okay, alright, summertime, citrusy, alright, makes sense.
Joshua “Fridge Raider” (32:54.796)
I ice cream sandwiches, frozen yogurt sorbet, slushies.
Sean “Laundry Pirate” (32:57.572)
Okay. Frozen yogurt? What the fuck? Seems like a Joshua thing. Slushies? Okay, I can see slushies. Mocktail's been here. Some of that shit is questionable. Questionable at best, if you ask me.
Joshua “Fridge Raider” (33:03.926)
mocktails, smoothies, there's all kinds of shit. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
They even have cold coffee in here. I don't know, chat's going down a weird path.
Sean “Laundry Pirate” (33:16.942)
Okay, weird.
Joshua “Fridge Raider” (33:19.394)
But watermelon, yeah I take it back. I'll go watermelon. It's gotta be seedless though.
Sean “Laundry Pirate” (33:23.704)
Okay. Yeah, I know you're a nature kind of guy. You don't like seeds in your mouth. Um, makes sense. Uh, but Joshua, that kind of reminded me the watermelon thing. Um, did you ever have any like summertime things you looked forward to? Like whether it be now as a grownup or earlier in your youth when the dinosaurs roamed the world, like, did you ever look forward to something for summertime?
Joshua “Fridge Raider” (33:27.918)
Jesus.
Joshua “Fridge Raider” (33:48.14)
Yeah, I think I looked forward to a tan. Yeah.
Sean “Laundry Pirate” (33:51.052)
Really? Like even as a little baby Joshua you're like, I can't wait to get a tan.
Joshua “Fridge Raider” (33:55.758)
No, because when I was when I was a youngster, I used to run around with no clothes on. And so the closer summer got, the less clothes I just had to put on. You know, just like, oh, but your sweater. And I was like, why? You know. So for me, going to the beach, running around half naked, running, running with the nudes, you know.
Sean “Laundry Pirate” (34:02.49)
All right.
Sean “Laundry Pirate” (34:06.48)
Okay.
Sean “Laundry Pirate” (34:14.906)
the nudes. you go. That all makes sense. Now you're just you just want to recreate a tradition that you made in childhood. I understand completely. I get it. get it.
Joshua “Fridge Raider” (34:23.118)
Yeah, I mean giving back to nature is just taking it all off. You know what I mean?
Sean “Laundry Pirate” (34:27.192)
Yeah, that's how you get your twig and berries to expand to the size of grapefruits.
Joshua “Fridge Raider” (34:31.822)
That's right. Poison oak. We did talk about that. Yeah, but I mean, I think it just comes down to the warm air. You know, just the sun's out longer so you kind of feel healthier. You more vitamin D. You kind of feel more vibrant. And I think that's what I appreciate about summer is just you tend to feel more vibrant. Like you want to go out. You want to go, I mean, I want to go on hikes. I want to go to the beach. I just want to be outside when it's, you know, cold and dark and you probably just want to hang out and binge watch.
Sean “Laundry Pirate” (34:36.368)
All right.
Sean “Laundry Pirate” (34:44.41)
Yeah, I get you.
Joshua “Fridge Raider” (35:00.558)
Stranger Things or whatever show you're into. You know?
Sean “Laundry Pirate” (35:02.512)
Yeah. Good point. Good point. mean, for me, something that I looked forward to during summertime was doing nothing. Like you're most well, my whole look at me, look at me, look at my physique here, buddy. This physique screams, stay inside because children will start to cry. It doesn't scream. my God, that guy should be on a beach somewhere. Right.
Joshua “Fridge Raider” (35:12.096)
Jesus you do that in the wintertime do nothing in summer. Holy shit
looking at you, you're a good looking guy. I'm looking at you man, get out more. Shit.
Sean “Laundry Pirate” (35:32.536)
So for me, I always looked forward to doing nothing. I played video games. I hung out with my online friends. Like that was my entire life. Like I lived in the screen like I do continue to live now. So that was probably what I would look forward to during summertime. That and being able to stay at home alone because my family would work throughout the day. So like I wouldn't see them until later.
Joshua “Fridge Raider” (35:45.391)
Like we're doing right now. Yeah.
Joshua “Fridge Raider” (35:55.842)
Hmm, that makes sense. Yeah.
Sean “Laundry Pirate” (36:00.048)
like late at night, like eight o'clock at night kind of thing. yeah, it was. Yeah, having the freedom to do whatever you wanted. I got into many, many troubles being alone by myself for that long of time. So there's that. But that's what I would look forward to during summertime. And now that I'm older, they all just mission to one thing. know, it's just summertime is when it's hot and I sweat a lot.
Joshua “Fridge Raider” (36:03.406)
It's almost like a bonus as far as a summer ghost for a kid. like a bonus. know, like parents on a round. Yeah.
Sean “Laundry Pirate” (36:28.512)
know, and then winter times when it's cold and I need more blankies. So there's that.
Joshua “Fridge Raider” (36:35.246)
I mean that makes sense. Parents probably hate it though because the fridge is always empty because if your kids are home all day they're just eating all your shit.
Sean “Laundry Pirate” (36:40.5)
yeah, dude. Yeah, man. My parents hated it. They always make me eat all the shit that was awful, like carrots. Like, ugh. God, at one point in time, I fucking hated carrots. Granted, I love carrots now. Carrots are delicious. But yeah, there was a point in time where I just fucking hated them because it was all that was left, like little carrot snack packs. And those snack packs, for the love of God, those snack pack carrots, they're not good. Whatever they wash those carrots in is...
Joshua “Fridge Raider” (36:49.41)
Hmm. I love carrots man
Sean “Laundry Pirate” (37:09.84)
disgusting. So if you're feeding that to your kids, please just don't or just rinse them off again. I don't know. Put them in a separate container and give them a nice rinsing like,
Joshua “Fridge Raider” (37:20.11)
I think, I think if I was a parent, I would just, I would never put, you know, when summer comes around, I'd have less food in their refrigerator so that my kids could just go eat other people's shit at other people's houses. You know what mean? Yeah. That's to your kids. Parents of the other parents of the neighborhood going, Hey, how come your kids are always hungry when they come over to my house? Like, I don't I don't know. They're just, they're always hungry at my house too. Go figure.
Sean “Laundry Pirate” (37:31.448)
Survival of the fittest I guess you know knocking on strangers doors who's gonna who's gonna feed you next?
f-
Sean “Laundry Pirate” (37:50.996)
Anyways, let us know what some of your favorite summertime stuff was if you want to we don't have no preference But Joshua, let's move on to the AI song for the week I think we both need a little bit of a breather from speaking So head on over to sorry for the little lady out live slash AI radio and you can hear this next song in its entirety Which was created with the help of AI as the title suggests
Joshua “Fridge Raider” (38:01.922)
Yes.
Sean “Laundry Pirate” (38:17.007)
But Joshua, this is a song that is inspired Excuse me, had to burp Was inspired by the shirt that I'm wearing right now with the skeleton having a drink at a tiki bar with a great white shark Joshua this song is called bones and bites Here it is, buddy. Enjoy
Sean “Laundry Pirate” (40:56.634)
Alright buddy, there you go. How did you feel about that song this week?
Joshua “Fridge Raider” (41:02.35)
I think it's a great vibe and song. a great summertime song. It's a sounds fresh. It sounds like something you could listen to with the windows down.
Sean “Laundry Pirate” (41:05.855)
yeah.
Sean “Laundry Pirate” (41:10.998)
I agree buddy. I agree that is a great summertime hit for a summertime collection of shirts, which are available at sorry for the lady dot merch or sorry for the live slash merch. There you go. got it right. I it right the second time. It'll, it'll, it's going to take some getting used to. I haven't put it in my repertoire of things to say yet. You know, like I do with the AI radio stuff, but it'll get there. It'll, it'll get there. I promise. It'll get there. Yeah. Anywho, Joshua, let's move on. Yes, I'm ready.
Joshua “Fridge Raider” (41:31.79)
It's a mouthful. It's a mouthful. Hey buddy.
Sean?
Sean “Laundry Pirate” (41:40.676)
microplastics or micro penis. sorry. Micro brain. Got it.
Joshua “Fridge Raider” (41:41.006)
All right, micro plastics or micro brain Sean, I'm you know, there's all this talk about micro plastics things are getting smaller and smaller Do you think it's it's I think the plastics are getting smaller Our brains are getting smaller. Are we just getting dumber as a society that we want to blame it on the micro plastics?
Sean “Laundry Pirate” (42:08.452)
You
Joshua “Fridge Raider” (42:10.998)
Is it the plastic, or is it our own brains that are getting smaller?
Sean “Laundry Pirate” (42:11.246)
I think...
Sean “Laundry Pirate” (42:15.312)
I mean, I think everybody needs an excuse. So, yeah, I think we're just blaming it on the plastic at this point, you know, like it's like when, you know, back in the day, people would blame cigarettes for all the world's problems. It's like now we're just kind of blaming plastic for all the world's problems, you know, so there's just we just kind of shift the focus on something else that we want to blame. So who knows what it is in like fucking 30 years from now? Maybe it's going to be like instead of microplastics, it's going to be like
Joshua “Fridge Raider” (42:34.094)
You
Sean “Laundry Pirate” (42:44.848)
I don't know what's something weird, know, micro paper, know, micro paper is killing, killing the world. I don't know. Or it's going to be like bio engineered food. Right. I mean, I know that's controversial now, but it'll probably be a bigger thing later. Right. So it'll be just something we're just going to shift the focus on something else. So yeah, I don't think our brains are getting smaller. I think we just like shifting blame.
Joshua “Fridge Raider” (42:49.144)
Micropaper. Jesus.
Yeah
Joshua “Fridge Raider” (43:07.754)
Interesting. Yeah, I mean, I just had this kind of thought like maybe our brains are getting smaller. But what if as they're getting smaller, the micro plastic is actually affecting our smaller brain and it's creating some kind of mind control on us like.
Sean “Laundry Pirate” (43:26.446)
you think the microplastics are evolving? that what you're saying? A little mini, okay, okay.
Joshua “Fridge Raider” (43:30.474)
Maybe little mini nanobots that are seeping. Little nanobots in the microplastics that are getting into our micro brains. And swaying us to do micro things.
Sean “Laundry Pirate” (43:39.92)
Okay. All right. I can see the idea. can see the idea. Like what? What is the microplastic trying to achieve? What is its end goal? Like to make more plastic? Like, know, nanobots just kind of want to like create more nanobots. Is it like that? Microplastic is trying to create more microplastic. Is that what it's trying to do by brainwashing us?
Joshua “Fridge Raider” (44:04.174)
Yeah, like all of us are slowly enhancing our own bodies with different body parts, right? We're putting things in our boobs, putting things in our butts, you know, putting things in our calves, know, even good cheekbones, you know, for slowly just maybe plastic is the real AI and it's just slowly getting into our bodies and changing us within.
Sean “Laundry Pirate” (44:12.336)
Yeah, same. Yeah, yeah.
Sean “Laundry Pirate” (44:29.39)
Yeah, no, I see the point. But, but Joshua, I don't, I don't think the microplastic has enough, has enough, fuck what is the word I'm looking for here, enough consciousness to, to do that to us. But I will ask you this question as a follow-up, Joshua. Do you think we've come accustomed to the taste of plastic?
Joshua “Fridge Raider” (44:33.922)
You
Joshua “Fridge Raider” (44:38.071)
No?
Joshua “Fridge Raider” (44:41.774)
Steam.
Joshua “Fridge Raider” (44:57.006)
Mmm. That is a, you know what? That is a good question because when you drink out of different plastic water bottles
Sean “Laundry Pirate” (45:03.556)
Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. That's what I was getting with.
Joshua “Fridge Raider” (45:06.45)
They do taste not necessarily slightly different because of the water. I think it's actually the different flavor of plastic.
Sean “Laundry Pirate” (45:12.144)
You
Sean “Laundry Pirate” (45:16.144)
So you think we can taste different plastics?
Joshua “Fridge Raider” (45:18.734)
Oh I think so. Yeah I 100 % I've licked enough plastic in my day to know they all taste different. Red tastes different than yellow. It does. It does. You know? And they all taste different. You know?
Sean “Laundry Pirate” (45:29.773)
my god. That's fucking funny. That's funny. Yeah. I mean, I could see it.
Joshua “Fridge Raider” (45:36.238)
The red's slightly tangy, green's a little zesty.
Sean “Laundry Pirate” (45:43.888)
88 and we're talking about licking plastic everybody feel free to do it yourself Open up a Coke can or a Coke bottle and drink that don't do it from a can cans aren't That's a question feel free to answer it last one on the list for episode 88 buddy pause pray proceed I am what what
Joshua “Fridge Raider” (45:55.018)
Yeah, chew on some plastic. Let us know how feels. I don't know. Yeah, buddy. I don't know, microplot. don't know. There you go. Curious.
Joshua “Fridge Raider” (46:13.634)
Hehehehehe
Sean “Laundry Pirate” (46:14.052)
What? Lay it on me. What's this?
Joshua “Fridge Raider” (46:17.506)
Alright, okay, so I mean, I'm terrible at telling stories, but this is kind of a follow-up to the ticket that was bestowed upon me and my girlfriend, whom we apparently failed to stop at a stop sign. So apparently we didn't pause long enough. We didn't fucking pray either.
Cause I guess you gotta pray not to get a fucking ticket these days from these assholes out there. And we just decided to proceed. You know, like we didn't fucking do anything wrong. So apparently you gotta go through fucking two stoplights and then eventually get pulled over in the middle of fucking of the night to get a fucking ticket for not fully stopping. So we had to go to court for this ticket.
Sean “Laundry Pirate” (46:48.314)
My god.
Joshua “Fridge Raider” (47:11.756)
And not only do we have to go to court, but now we have to go to court because we've already went to court. Because... Yeah. It just doesn't stop with one fucking thing, right? So the only way you can get out of this ticket is by showing up, saying hello to the man, listening to everybody else's bullshit, you know, why they're there, to decide if you either want to pay the fine...
Or you want to go back to court and use more taxpayer dollars to figure this fucking thing out. So, so they did not make it easy. They did not make it easy at all. So we had to take one of our days off. We had to go on Friday last week and we had to go to court and we had to sit outside of the courtroom. You know, the door was locked until 10. They finally let us in and not only like
Sean “Laundry Pirate” (47:47.984)
So they don't make it easy, yeah.
Joshua “Fridge Raider” (48:04.94)
If anybody's ever been to court for fucking traffic or whatever it is, you guys have probably done this before, but if you haven't, this is my first time. Basically you get in there, you watch a fucking video of the judge that's going to be going to be hearing your case, telling you all your rights, telling you all your rules and telling you the whole fucking thing, right? Then the judge comes in and then he tells you the same fucking thing that you just saw on the fucking video. So you got to sit through another 15 minutes of dialogue.
Sean “Laundry Pirate” (48:23.984)
Mm.
Sean “Laundry Pirate” (48:32.912)
voice.
Joshua “Fridge Raider” (48:34.552)
Cause now you gotta have an in-person like this is the way it is in person. It's like, okay. Then you get through that fucking grind of an experience and then you get to watch other people one by one go up and plead their case as to why they didn't think that they fucking deserve this ticket. So long story short, we got through a couple of them, but there was one guy that literally stood in front of the judge and backed.
Sean “Laundry Pirate” (48:46.308)
Hold the button.
Sean “Laundry Pirate” (48:51.801)
off.
Joshua “Fridge Raider” (49:04.03)
on and off the mic as if he fucking was in Neverland. This guy fucking, this guy didn't even know the fucking back of his hand if he even saw it. The judge had to ask him three or four times, would you like to sit down and you know, take a minute to figure out what you want to do? He declined all three options, all three times. I don't need more time, but judge just give me one more minute to make a fucking decision.
Sean “Laundry Pirate” (49:31.032)
my god. Wow.
Joshua “Fridge Raider” (49:33.622)
Yeah, ultimately the guy made the decision, you know, and he fucking ended up just paying the ticket because he didn't want to have to come back to court. But he needed to check his bank account when he was standing in front of the judge to make sure he had enough money to actually pay the ticket. So we had to sit through this whole process, too, because apparently, yeah, yeah. So this happened. But it was a very, very strange process to and I understand why taxpayer dollars are being fucking grossly
Sean “Laundry Pirate” (49:50.672)
Well...
Joshua “Fridge Raider” (50:03.598)
taken from us because this process was not a speedy trial by any means this was fuck we got there at 10 I don't think we got out till 1130 almost 12 in the afternoon no no am am am
Sean “Laundry Pirate” (50:10.704)
My God, how long did it take?
Sean “Laundry Pirate” (50:16.752)
that night? okay. that didn't take that long then. What? You got there at fucking, that took what, three hours? That's, that's chump change, baby. Chump change.
Joshua “Fridge Raider” (50:28.138)
It's just, I mean, I just thought it was very funny that we had to go to court to either just lay down and take it from the man and pay the fine or choose to go back to trial. I thought we chose to go back to trial, my friends. So there's gonna be a part two. So part two of this is me showing up as witness. My girlfriend was the driver and we gotta proceed with the evidence as why we did not pause long enough.
Sean “Laundry Pirate” (50:41.658)
So what did you choose?
Sean “Laundry Pirate” (50:46.134)
Okay, it's gonna be a segment another segment nice
Joshua “Fridge Raider” (50:57.538)
why we proceeded and fucking the whole deal. we now we have to we have to show evidence. So I don't know how far to take this. I have a GoPro. Like do I go drive to the intersection and show up with like four minutes of footage to explain how this actually happened and why?
Sean “Laundry Pirate” (51:05.657)
So.
Sean “Laundry Pirate” (51:17.284)
mean, that would be really cool if you did that. I think you would have to commit it to evidence. There's a whole process to this. Are you going to hire a lawyer for this? Are you just going to do it just by yourselves? Just by yourselves. Okay.
Joshua “Fridge Raider” (51:23.406)
Like, how do I walk in?
Joshua “Fridge Raider” (51:29.558)
No, I'm the witness. was, I was literally sitting there sober other than the fucking big ass burrito that I just ate. So I was kind of in a food coma. You know, I
Sean “Laundry Pirate” (51:41.016)
I mean, yeah, I mean, don't know how this how much this stands up, but you know, you're you're innocent until proven guilty. So it's their job to prove that you are guilty of this, you know.
Joshua “Fridge Raider” (51:52.364)
Listen, this gets good because there was multiple dates we could choose from.
And the one we chose was July 3rd.
Joshua “Fridge Raider” (52:05.48)
And in order for the case not to be dismissed, the officer has to appear in court. So.
Sean “Laundry Pirate” (52:13.645)
okay. I see what you did here. Okay.
Joshua “Fridge Raider” (52:16.972)
So the chances...
Sean “Laundry Pirate” (52:21.616)
Alright, I get it. I get it.
Joshua “Fridge Raider” (52:23.99)
Chances folks the chances I need everybody. I need everybody all all the listeners all the subscribers I just want to know
Do think this guy's going to show up? Because if he does, he's got to prove why he gave us a ticket and we got to prove why we should have not gotten the ticket. So I need some advice. Do you think he's going to show up? Tickets around like 230 something dollars. You know, it's not, it's not, I mean, that's a lot of fucking, that's a lot of big max. It's a lot of happy meals. You know, how many, sorry for the late t-shirts could you buy with that much money? That's what I'm saying.
Sean “Laundry Pirate” (52:56.698)
That is... Now, the question I have now...
Sorry for the late out live slash merch. Joshua, the question I have now though is now that you're going to a second trial here, are you going to be responsible for paying anything? You know, like trial fees maybe or like any type of fee from all this?
Joshua “Fridge Raider” (53:11.693)
Mm-hmm.
Joshua “Fridge Raider” (53:21.88)
So what happens now is we could have paid the fee upfront. So here's the fucked up part. You got to pay the fee. Then you got to go to traffic school. You like we like if we would just say yes, we would have had to pay the fee. You have to pay traffic school and then you have to go to traffic school and then you don't get a point on your your insurance or whatever it is. So the fact that we chose to go to trial now it comes down to if we're going to have to
paid the fee and we could also accrue a point on insurance because we're choosing to go to trial over this thing. So basically, like I said, we can lay down and just taking it by the man.
Sean “Laundry Pirate” (53:59.322)
Interesting.
Sean “Laundry Pirate” (54:03.792)
Yeah, you're really a...
Joshua “Fridge Raider” (54:05.062)
Or you stand and fight. You stand and fight like I think everybody should do when you've not done anything wrong. That's the that's the moral of this story. If you truly feel like you've done nothing wrong, now is your opportunity to just not whip out your pay your fucking checkbook and just pay the fucking man. You should stand up here, you know, let him hear your side and hopefully the right decision is made. But this is a good opportunity to do such.
Sean “Laundry Pirate” (54:29.456)
I mean shit. This is this is gonna be an interesting storyline to follow Joshua I wish you the best on this journey For those of you who want to continue to follow the journey and start for the little laid out live check out the Joshua saga Hopefully after July 3rd, we will get a new update and Kind of go from there, but buddy one last question on this whole thing here
Joshua “Fridge Raider” (54:38.478)
Stay tuned.
Sean “Laundry Pirate” (54:59.152)
How much more likely are you to be invested in a dashcam?
Joshua “Fridge Raider” (55:05.132)
Hmm. I think eventually all cars are just gonna have them permanently but mmm I mean I'm not so invested because the guy pulled us over from the back as they usually do fucking perverts these cops are So it wouldn't matter if we had a front dash cam because apparently he saw what he saw from behind us Which how could you see that from behind us rolling a stop when a car passed directly in front of us? It's a stupid. It is a stupid stupid
Sean “Laundry Pirate” (55:17.328)
Yeah.
Joshua “Fridge Raider” (55:34.616)
case that I think we
Sean “Laundry Pirate” (55:34.928)
I'm a hundred percent in agreement with you. I think it is stupid. But if you had a dash cam, even if the car was in front of you, like if the cam was in front of you, they would have seen that you came to a stop, the car passed you, and then the cop pulled you over saying that you did not stop. Yeah. Yeah.
Joshua “Fridge Raider” (55:48.833)
In front of us, yes.
Joshua “Fridge Raider” (55:53.304)
Two lights later, two full intersections later. Fucking like half a mile away from where this apparently occurred.
Sean “Laundry Pirate” (56:00.868)
Yeah, that's crazy. That's crazy. Well buddy, I wish you the best. Hopefully the Internet Keyboard Warriors can help you out and figure out your dilemma here. So we'll see. We will see.
Joshua “Fridge Raider” (56:03.342)
to the business. Thank you.
Joshua “Fridge Raider” (56:13.216)
And normally for a traffic stop and you go to a case like this, you don't end up in jail. So, I mean, I don't think I should end up in jail after this, after being a witness to this. So let's hope nothing happens in court where I can't make it to one of these podcasts. So stay tuned.
Sean “Laundry Pirate” (56:19.728)
Yeah, that's very true. If after July 3rd, you see me here on a special announcement episode, then you know some shit went down.
Joshua “Fridge Raider” (56:35.916)
I think they still leave me calls, right? Can I phone in?
Sean “Laundry Pirate” (56:38.992)
There you go, you can phone in. We'll phone you in from a county jail or whatever. All right, buddy, let's start to land this plane here on episode 88. Let's do some fun finds. Let's do some fortunes, lucky numbers as we do. So let's get on to it. What do you got?
Joshua “Fridge Raider” (56:43.278)
Perfect. There go, buddy.
Joshua “Fridge Raider” (56:56.258)
I kind of feel like before I show off my fun find, I'm immediately just going to put it out there. Sean Sean's going to judge me for this. And if you want to judge me to your listener, you're watching right now, feel free to judge me because I know fun finds are all in the eye of the beholder and what you pay for something isn't necessarily maybe a great value. But for me, it was fun. So last week I talked about going to an antique show and like most antiques,
They go for a certain dollar amount, you know, so they hold value to whoever finds them. So what I found.
Sean “Laundry Pirate” (57:34.128)
He's grabbing what he's found.
Joshua “Fridge Raider” (57:35.532)
was this and I just kind of love what it says. Hopefully the camera picks it up. I found this lovely little antique of a gym.
Sean “Laundry Pirate” (57:40.061)
god, here we go.
Sean “Laundry Pirate” (57:44.462)
Joshua has found a crackerjack sign that says the more you eat, the more you want. Now this looks like a vintage-esque crackerjack sign with one of the creepiest looking crackerjack sailor boys and the dog, which is kind of cute, but also looks mummified, but it's blue and red on a white background. It's just, is that a metal sign, buddy?
Joshua “Fridge Raider” (57:55.096)
Mm-hmm.
Joshua “Fridge Raider” (58:08.224)
It's very metal and it actually has its own original, you know, has its own original sticker on the back saying how it was fired and how it was made and where it was made and all this stuff. But I do want to ask how much do think I paid for this thing? This vintage, it's heavy too. It's heavy. It's heavy. How much do think?
Sean “Laundry Pirate” (58:09.924)
Okay.
Sean “Laundry Pirate” (58:24.5)
metal signs.
I mean, usually those kind of signs, I'm gonna say run about 50 bucks.
Joshua “Fridge Raider” (58:34.318)
Holy shit, Sean, you are very, very close. That sign cost me $45.
Sean “Laundry Pirate” (58:40.494)
Yeah, yeah, I know my antiques, buddy. You know, spoiler alert, I'm somewhat of an enthusiast myself. no, no, God no. But I have, I mean, I'm not going to say I'm not, you know, I've dabbled in the antiquing world, but, know, I'm not, I'm not all about possessing antiques for a very specific reason, Joshua, that I'll talk about, I guess, next week.
Joshua “Fridge Raider” (58:44.334)
Great job.
Are you really? Are you really? You getting an anti-champ?
Sean “Laundry Pirate” (59:08.368)
with haunted antiques. That's the whole reason I don't do antiquing is because I don't want to bring back a spirit. So there's that.
Joshua “Fridge Raider” (59:16.48)
And are you just saying that because you hang out with one for an hour every Tuesday?
Sean “Laundry Pirate” (59:21.232)
Yeah, yeah, pretty much. Yeah, I don't want to bring you back here. Yeah, I don't want to I don't want to walk into a cold room all of a sudden and feel my heartbeat race
Joshua “Fridge Raider” (59:23.148)
Okay, thanks. Alright, I figured.
Joshua “Fridge Raider” (59:29.888)
Okay. Thanks.
Sean “Laundry Pirate” (59:31.396)
Tune in next week when I tell you how to keep away from haunted antiques. Because you know, Josh, I don't know if you heard, but that that Annabelle went missing and started to, you know, start some fires. So I'll put that out there. Yeah, and you're not going to hear about it this week. Google it. Maybe I'll talk about it next week. We got to move on. This episode's getting long. Joshua, for my fun, fine. My little Funko's. This is the last week I have my Bitty Pops. So in honor.
Joshua “Fridge Raider” (59:43.797)
shit, I know how hear about that.
Joshua “Fridge Raider” (59:50.158)
Perfect. Alright, what do you got? What do you got?
Sean “Laundry Pirate” (01:00:01.424)
The Disneyland celebration which is kind of fun because I'm Mainly just Pixar characters, but here is my Funko's for the week buddy these these are my I Want to say least favorite of the bitty pops, but there is one a Little bit less than that, but anyways we have Nemo. We have Dory. We have the cat from the Buzz Lightyear movie that most people don't remember
Joshua “Fridge Raider” (01:00:13.422)
Biddy.
Sean “Laundry Pirate” (01:00:30.144)
And we have Sadness, who is actually one of my favorite blue characters. She's not purple, she's blue. But there you go. That is my fun finds and funcos for the week, Yeah, I like them. Little bitty pups. Very nice. Let's end it. Let's land this plane. Let's get some fortunes. I'll get the lucky numbers ready, buddy. So go do your thing,
Joshua “Fridge Raider” (01:00:42.99)
are cute little bitties little bitty pups
Alright, should we end it? Should we land it with a fortune? Boom! Alright. Here we go. Let's hit it like we always do at the end of one of these. Just hitting it with a fun little fortune. Then we're just gonna do the fortunes against humanity. If you watched the last one, we were getting boozy with it. But now we're gonna slide over to the fortunes against humanity. These ones can get a little dark. And they can just get a little stupid in general. So hopefully we get something dark, something a little stupid. Maybe it'll make you laugh.
Sean “Laundry Pirate” (01:01:12.08)
they can.
Joshua “Fridge Raider” (01:01:18.824)
These cookies are black too, by the way
Sean “Laundry Pirate” (01:01:19.854)
Mm-hmm.
Yeah, don't eat them. They got that black dye number five in there or whatever. one that's banned now.
Joshua “Fridge Raider” (01:01:23.948)
color.
Joshua “Fridge Raider” (01:01:30.126)
Oh shit. All right, here we go. This one's going to be dumb. I had to pre-read it. All right. I'm still going to fuck it up. All right. So you're a fortune against humanity as we always do on this podcast. June 3rd, episode 88 is like this. Here you go. Live each day like it's your last, said the horoscope billboard.
Sean “Laundry Pirate” (01:01:33.166)
I'm I'm glad he did. Let's see if he fucks it up.
Sean “Laundry Pirate” (01:01:55.152)
said the what billboard the horoscope billboard that's kind of lackluster yeah I didn't like that one
Joshua “Fridge Raider” (01:01:55.331)
What more?
Joshua “Fridge Raider” (01:02:03.82)
Yeah, it's kind of stupid. I'm ready to give this son of a bitch a three star on. I'm not kidding. I'm not kidding.
Sean “Laundry Pirate” (01:02:11.716)
I think we are in the realm where we can actually review these truthfully, you know? And I would say this is more of a two-star box, not a three-star, maybe more of a two-star. So there's that.
Joshua “Fridge Raider” (01:02:17.496)
Can we? Can we start doing that? mean, Jesus, man.
Joshua “Fridge Raider” (01:02:29.888)
I mean they got five stars all on the back of this thing. I don't know who's raiding this thing.
Sean “Laundry Pirate” (01:02:32.816)
That's just false advertising. That's just not correct
Joshua “Fridge Raider” (01:02:37.94)
Sorry if that was disappointing everybody, but that's that's that you know, you can't control what's in the cookie and that's what you got this week
Sean “Laundry Pirate” (01:02:44.432)
That's yeah, that's Sorry everybody that was real disappointing But maybe this will cheer you up here your lucky numbers for the week Feel free to use them for whatever various reasons you would like they are as followed 1 8 10 16 22 34 and 48 once again your lucky numbers for the week are 1 8 10 16 22 34 and 48 So maybe you can win something on this beautiful 88th episode of sorry for the delay
And if you do, let us know. It'd be really cool. But with that being said, Joshua, we've come to the end of the episode. Let the people hear your final monologue for the week. Send them off with whatever graces that you may. But the stage is yours, buddy. Feel their heads.
Joshua “Fridge Raider” (01:03:25.102)
Man.
Joshua “Fridge Raider” (01:03:31.658)
Alright. Thank you, Sean. Thank you for handing over the stage. And we are going a little long on this episode, but this has been a very special episode because this is the merch episode. This is the one where you show your love for the podcast. This is the one where we show the love for you. So, I can't say it enough. We love all of you guys. The merch is there. The website's there. Sean can say the name because again, he has better words. He's got a better way of saying it.
But yeah, we love the support. Go get a shirt and see you next week.
Sean “Laundry Pirate” (01:04:06.512)
Damn another short and sweet week for Joshua interesting. I'm waiting for the the real long week, you know when he's like He's like listen. I want you guys to go invest in Bitcoin. I use my Joshua coin, you know, just Just waiting waiting on those days But like Joshua said thank you guys for listening thank you for watching we do appreciate it again Sorry for the late merch is out. Sorry for the delayed out live slash merch Head on over there
Joshua “Fridge Raider” (01:04:12.77)
That's coming.
Joshua “Fridge Raider” (01:04:21.198)
That was all about merch, Yeah.
Sean “Laundry Pirate” (01:04:35.886)
Check it out, even if you don't buy anything, give it a look. It's all that matters. That's all we care about. but that's right. I'm going to leave this podcast with a two things here. The first thing is that to anybody listening, I want you to know that today could be your last day on this planet. So I want you to think about that the next time something through the day makes you sad.
or makes you frustrated, anything like that, because it could be your last day on this earth. So we're only here for a short time, not a long time. So enjoy it while you can. Right. Buy a shirt, support something, go do something fun. But Joshua, other than that, like I've been ending these episodes for you, buddy. I hope you're ready. Here it is. Which is faster? Hot.
We're cold, Jeshua.
Joshua “Fridge Raider” (01:05:36.763)
I have no idea, Sean.
Sean “Laundry Pirate” (01:05:39.888)
Hot, because you can catch a cold.
Joshua “Fridge Raider” (01:05:45.486)
So dumb.
Sean “Laundry Pirate” (01:05:45.614)
Ladies and gentlemen, we will see you next week. Deuces.
