Sorry For The Delay | EP.93 | Billionaires, Bots & Heat
Chapters
00:00 Technical Difficulties and Podcast Vibes
01:14 Late Night Podcast Energy
02:40 Housekeeping Corner Updates
03:50 New Words For The List
07:40 Listener Engagement and Transparency
09:18 Drinks and Meet-Up Ideas
12:00 Take A Picture With Us
14:50 Episode 96 Warning
16:45 Chat With Us Topics
18:14 Machines and Humanity: A Delicate Balance
24:18 The Concept of a Billionaire's Bunker
28:34 Sean's Billionaire's Bunker
35:04 Joshua's Billionaire's Bunker
39:56 AI Song For The Week "Tea Cups & Parades"
44:30 Summer Heat Tips and Tricks
49:01 Fun Finds and Collectibles
57:54 Closing Thoughts
Sound Bites
"With the late night pods in terms of topics or maybe we divert into a sexual encounter with a beast, you know?"
"Banana Cup"
"We're not actors. We, I never did theater."
"It's refreshing and it's 11 o'clock at night"
"Water wings with the beautiful puppers"
"So you'd be OK with it. So, if anybody's on the streets out there and have seen Joshua on one of these YouTube videos or heard his voice on a podcast, take a picture with him"
"I just, don't know how to take compliments sometimes."
"I'm gonna go too far. I'm saying it now."
"Is it about the stocks? Is it about fires? Who knows?"
"One AI robot versus a hundred men. Who wins?"
"Everybody needs a billionaire's bunker"
"Gold is a very valuable metal"
"Two mermaids nude spitting water through their mouths into one another, just crossing, crossing the streams"
"Gold table. Again, modesty, modesty, right, modesty."
"I probably bring it a little a few labooboos to rub up on"
"Bring the outside in is what I would do with my bunker"
"Eating his mushrooms and just like lying in bed completely nude"
"Stay thirsty."
"They had snow Joshua, they had snow. They know what ice was."
"Grand Theft Auto please send me a little scratch and sniff."
Transcript
Sean “Bear Mood” (01:14.638)
Hello and welcome to another episode of Sorry for the Delay. We are your hosts. My name is Sean. This is Joshua. And Joshua, this is episode number 93. 93 buddy! 93. We are here. We're in the ecosystem of the internet. And I have one question for you like I do every week, my dude. How are you?
Joshua “Raccoon Rodeo” (01:54.851)
Mm-hmm. Yes,
Joshua “Raccoon Rodeo” (02:00.197)
doing? How am I doing? I was like the long pause. was like yeah, wait, yeah.
Sean “Bear Mood” (02:01.364)
Nah, just how are you? Nah, nah. You know, sometimes you gotta change it up every week, you know, buddy? You gotta change it up. So how are you? How are you?
Joshua “Raccoon Rodeo” (02:09.541)
Like was I was I yeah. Yeah. How am I? Um, you know, whenever we do the late night pods, we try to just like bring the energy. So we may need a little bit of help from the, uh, the audience. I mean, I know we're not live, but you know, yeah, we're gonna need some help from the chat. Eventually. Yeah. The chat on tap. Yeah. Um, it's a nighttime pod. Um, depending on when you're listening to this, we are recording this at 11 PM at night. So, um, who knows? It takes a little bit.
Sean “Bear Mood” (02:20.728)
We're gonna need some help from the chat, please. Can we get that chat on tap, please?
Late night pods.
Sean “Bear Mood” (02:35.778)
Yeah, timer starts now.
Joshua “Raccoon Rodeo” (02:39.991)
Yeah, yeah, it takes a little bit sometimes for things to get going. So hang in there. But to answer your question, I'm doing okay. You know, I'm still awake. I'm still alive. Let's get this party started though, man. I think we're gonna have fun today.
Sean “Bear Mood” (02:45.09)
We'll get there. You know, we gotta wake up. Yeah.
Nice buddy. Okay.
I think we are gonna have fun too, but we have fun every week on this podcast, you know every single week and Just for those of you tuning in if you this is your first episode ever when Joshua and I refer to late-night pods it's usually because for one like Joshua stated it is recorded on a late-night basis and to because things get weird
Joshua “Raccoon Rodeo” (03:15.173)
Mm-hmm.
Sean “Bear Mood” (03:20.718)
with the late night pods in terms of topics or maybe we divert into a sexual encounter with a beast, you know? Like just things get interesting. Some people love these episodes, some people hate them. But you know, that's what we're here for. We're here to entertain the minority, not the majority. I'm coining that phrase this week, Joshua. So go ahead and trademark that for us.
Joshua “Raccoon Rodeo” (03:45.593)
Got it? That's new and he's actually never said that before.
Sean “Bear Mood” (03:49.689)
No Speaking of things I've never said Joshua. Hey, let's head over to the housekeeping corner before we hit the drinks Because I do have some updates on some stuff real quick Housekeeping corner there are no transitions in this but thank you Mia last week put in a transition for fireworks like you requested Joshua there's a transition with fireworks and Sound effects. I think she did like a sound thing for that. So thank you me. I appreciate that She working way too hard. We got to give her a vacation but
Joshua “Raccoon Rodeo” (04:14.014)
She's working hard over there.
Sean “Bear Mood” (04:19.01)
housekeeping corner everybody a Head on over to sorry for the laid out live and you can check out this episode in its entirety episode number 93 And you can check out a little transcript on there that'll have everything that we said Including the stuff that was cut from the video portion of the episode. So there's an incentive to go read a giant novel but with that Included there's also a little feature down there called the search feature, buddy
And in that search feature, you can look for things that we've said or maybe that a well mostly that we've said because that's how that works. But we have been doing this thing recently where we talk about things that we haven't said on the podcast. And Joshua, do you have maybe a few extra words this week that you want to add to that to that? I guess algorithm for us.
Joshua “Raccoon Rodeo” (04:54.469)
No, this is true. This is true.
Joshua “Raccoon Rodeo” (05:13.071)
Gosh, I don't know. You know, we barely started doing this so I haven't had time to really like think about this and I don't want to bring in chat and I feel like I shouldn't have to go to the AI to help me figure out some new shit like everybody else does. But I have to say I'm not prepared to come up with some new words.
Sean “Bear Mood” (05:24.302)
Gotcha. Yeah.
Sean “Bear Mood” (05:30.15)
I know you weren't buddy. just kind of threw it to you so I can open up my own tab here because I have a few words that I wanted to add in there and I wanted to put it in the housekeeping corner because it's fun. So the two words. Well, I have four words total, but the the ones that I have here are to two words put together to make two words. Does that make sense? They're two. They're four separate words, but they're like two. All right, Matt's Matt's dad enough. The first word I have for you, Joshua, is
Joshua “Raccoon Rodeo” (05:32.931)
Yeah, I'm not prepared.
Of course. Naturally.
Joshua “Raccoon Rodeo” (05:52.345)
That does make sense. Yeah, okay. Yeah.
Sean “Bear Mood” (05:59.832)
Banana Cup. This word is has not been stated by either one of us. So there you go. That's in there now. That's in the algorithm. And the last word I have for you, buddy, is a hamster cake. Yeah. So.
Joshua “Raccoon Rodeo” (06:01.669)
Banana Cup.
Joshua “Raccoon Rodeo” (06:12.869)
I couldn't imagine why those would even be put into something we would talk about but I'm glad they are part of our dictionary or sorry for delay dictionary now because that's it seems fitting actually like that would like if we had something on our headstone those hamster cake and banana cream or nut whatever you yeah
Sean “Bear Mood” (06:21.42)
Yeah, they're part of it now.
Banana Cup? No, Banana Cr- Well, I'm- Well, there's some other ones. You look up now. my god. geez Louise. Well, so thank you, Josh. I think if you're entertaining me throughout that one. The other thing I have for the housekeeping corner is that we have, well, on the back end, some- just some back end stuff on this one. You may have noticed some of the title changes in the-
Joshua “Raccoon Rodeo” (06:36.709)
That would be on our headstones for sure for this podcast. Yeah, man. I love that. I love that
Sean “Bear Mood” (07:02.158)
Podcast descriptions and listings and stuff like that. We're doing a little bit of a different format when it comes to this stuff so we'll basically have the Podcast name we'll have the episode number and then we'll have a little bit of a title now going forward This was something that we were gonna introduce with the hundredth episode, but I decided to just go ahead and Reduce some of the titles and stuff like that for this coming. I mean as we build to the hundredth episode So it'll just continue. So for example last week's episode was sorry for the lay episode 92
Summer Summer vibes or summer and nostalgia I think is what it was called but it's gonna going forward It'll have a title and stuff like that So you guys can kind of peek through the episode to get an idea of what we're gonna be talking about So that's something I just wanted to bring up on the housekeeping corner and also with housekeeping corner merchandise Sorry for the layout life slash merch and you can get some beautiful merch like this shirt that I'm wearing the alien drink shirt, which is amazing and
at the end of... Oh, fuck, when was that? August? August 30th is the one we decided. Yeah, so at the end of August, the summer collection is going away. So just keep that in mind if you guys are looking to get some of those summer collection merch. If not, then cool beans. Wait for the fall collection because that one's coming out to be pretty good. And I'll share some of that with you guys in the far future, probably before the end of August so you guys can get a preview of that.
Joshua “Raccoon Rodeo” (08:05.954)
at the end of August. I think there's 30 days in August. I think so.
Sean “Bear Mood” (08:29.518)
Other than that, Joshua, I think that was all the stuff I had for housekeeping corners. I wanted to give people a little bit of a heads up on the title changes for episodes going forward. There may be some updates to thumbnails, but I'm still kind of working on that on the back end. So for now, enjoy it while you can. So there you go. That's the housekeeping coordinator, buddy. Now.
Joshua “Raccoon Rodeo” (08:51.493)
You know what I love about what we do? Can I just say one thing real quick? I love we, we, we integrate this whole process with the listeners and the viewers, how we're doing this. Cause we're still brand new, right? Everything that we do. Like we're not scripted. I say it all the time. We're not actors. We, I never did theater. don't like Sean. Every Sean was a musician or is still a musician. He's been up on stage. Sean's like, okay, fuck this guy's clearly he's better in front of the camera than I am. Um,
Sean “Bear Mood” (08:54.711)
Of course, buddy, of course.
Sean “Bear Mood” (08:58.766)
Yeah, transparency.
Sean “Bear Mood” (09:09.364)
No, I did do theater for the record. I have done theater. Just want to put that out there. I have done theater, so I mean not very well. I'm more natural.
Joshua “Raccoon Rodeo” (09:20.985)
But yeah, no, I really enjoy the fact that we, you know, let the listeners in on what we're doing behind the scenes and just kind of get them all involved because this is a continuingly growing podcast and we're forever going to be changing this, the setup and how we do things. So, you know, I like that we do that. So let's turn it out there.
Sean “Bear Mood” (09:39.918)
Yeah, I mean I'm always I'm always in the camp of being openly transparent about everything that we do and I feel like as a listener that kind of helps, you know, it's like oh all of a sudden episode 100 comes out and it's two different people What happened to the idiots that were on here last week? You know, like I want everybody to make sure that they know That after episode 100 I'm gone, you know, just putting that out there again. So but yeah
Joshua “Raccoon Rodeo” (09:55.139)
right?
you
Joshua “Raccoon Rodeo” (10:03.877)
Yeah, one last thing though. We did sell today But well when this comes out we did sell one of the alien t-shirts merch And we did sell one of those Just go pick them up before they go is what I'm getting at
Sean “Bear Mood” (10:13.934)
wonderful. That's a that's a shirt. That's a what can I say? You know, good designs, good designs right here. Beautiful designs, beautiful color, beautiful quality. So I can't complain. But buddy, you know what I can complain about? What's yeah. And also what's in your cup? Because I feel like we all know what's in your cup. And most of us are going to be disappointed.
Joshua “Raccoon Rodeo” (10:29.285)
How watered down my drink is by now, holy shit
Joshua “Raccoon Rodeo” (10:40.993)
I that impressed. I know but you never know we could have a new listener We could have somebody who goes you know what I can relate to this gentleman at 11 o'clock at night Just got off work his feet hurt his back hurts. He smells like dirt. You know and what better way to to just Go straight to this drink instead of the shower then to pour up a nice little glass of whiskey and my friend I got a little bit of whiskey or maybe it's a lot of whiskey a lot of watered-down whiskey now
Sean “Bear Mood” (10:44.98)
yeah, good point, good point, good point.
Sean “Bear Mood” (10:53.55)
The fuck?
Sean “Bear Mood” (11:05.742)
How did we know? How did we know?
Joshua “Raccoon Rodeo” (11:10.137)
Yeah, I mean typically that I mean, you know, this is a nice good drink. It's refreshing and it's 11 o'clock at night. So cheers everybody. This is what I'm sipping on. Sean, I know has probably got something different in his corner over there because John has, you know, he has a pretty, you know, extensive palette. I'm sipping on whiskey, Sean. you sipping on?
Sean “Bear Mood” (11:29.198)
All right. That's I mean, yeah, we all knew that was coming. I mean, that's just kind of what happened on the late not pods. We just kind of repeat the same things we did last week. And Joshua, I'm repeating the same thing I did last week as well. I have the water wings. Let's go. Water wings with the beautiful puppers. There he is. Look at him in his entirety. His beauty. I mean, realistically, yeah. I mean, who doesn't want to drink out of a beautiful can like this? But I am addicted. This is my second box that I've purchased.
Joshua “Raccoon Rodeo” (11:39.446)
shit. I'm surprised. I'm actually I'm surprised.
Joshua “Raccoon Rodeo” (11:47.653)
I mean, you're doing it just for the art. Let's be honest. I mean... like...
Sean “Bear Mood” (11:59.398)
because it is a limited edition run, I'm very happy with it. And by the way, it's two town cider, it's called Water Wings. It's a hard cider with a little bit of a, I think they use clementines, yeah, made with California clementines. And you don't get the clementine flavor until the very end, which is disappointing, but it kind of all settles to the bottom. So yeah, it's here. I'm drinking it. I poured it into my ice cup. So if you see me sipping on that, that's what I'm drinking. So cheers, buddy.
Joshua “Raccoon Rodeo” (12:00.055)
second box.
Joshua “Raccoon Rodeo” (12:24.549)
Can I just put this out there? I think if we ever have like a meet and greet, just a fun party with all the listeners and people come stop into YouTube and watch us or go to the website, pick up some words. think would it be best that we did it at like a, like a, like a brewery or something like a micro brewery, like, like somewhere we could just all hang out and have a drink, you know?
Sean “Bear Mood” (12:40.258)
Yeah, probably. Yeah, because I would need to be inebriated to do this live in front of a studio audience. Because you know, this is this they made this ain't easy.
Joshua “Raccoon Rodeo” (12:48.773)
just meet you know what mean like I think it'd be fun I'd be happy to meet some of y'all I think it'd be good I think it'd be a good time I think people who listen to us if you're listeners right now you're probably good people you can relate to us one way or another so I think I'd have a good time parting with each and every one of you listening right now
Sean “Bear Mood” (13:05.122)
Hey, you know what, speaking of that, kind of reminds me of a story somebody told me recently, a fellow fan of the show, a listener, if you will. Joshua, I have to ask you a question. How would you feel if someone came up to you on the streets and was like, hey, I listened to you, I wanna take your picture. How would you feel about that?
Joshua “Raccoon Rodeo” (13:18.351)
Okay, fire, shoot.
Joshua “Raccoon Rodeo” (13:24.741)
Mm-hmm.
Joshua “Raccoon Rodeo” (13:30.95)
I mean, I'm not a selfie person in general, which just sounds kind of funny because I'm sitting in front of a camera and a microphone just talking right now. But I wouldn't have a problem taking a picture with somebody. That would be kind of weird for me, honestly. The only time I ever did that was like a class picture or a baseball photo or like some awkward birthday picture I was picking my nose or some shit. But yeah, I would be fine with that. Come take pictures with me. I'll take pictures of you. Whatever you want to do,
Sean “Bear Mood” (13:46.328)
Mm-hmm.
Sean “Bear Mood” (14:01.944)
Joshua's going to develop the not a selfie, but a you eat, I guess you can call it. He takes a picture of you instead of you taking a picture of him. Yes, yes. So you'd be OK with it. So if anybody's on the streets out there and have seen Joshua on one of these YouTube videos or heard his voice on a podcast, take a picture with him. You know, hashtag us, you know, hashtag. Sorry for the delay.
Joshua “Raccoon Rodeo” (14:08.133)
Just have me hold your camera.
redo that. I would
Joshua “Raccoon Rodeo” (14:26.245)
I don't know if people would recognize me though. It's gonna be honest with you. Do I have a face? Do I have one of those faces that you just want to just-
Sean “Bear Mood” (14:28.788)
Yeah, you'd be surprised. You'd be surprised. You got a face for radio, buddy. Face for radio. I just wanted to ask.
Joshua “Raccoon Rodeo” (14:35.9)
Thanks. I've been told that before. You know, got told today, I got told today by a nice older lady today that she's like, wow, you're actually pretty handsome. And I didn't, I didn't know how to take, like part of me was like, man, does she really mean it or does she feel sorry for me? Like, you know what I'm saying? Like, like sometimes when some people tell you you're handsome, like, are you just saying that because I just, I look dirty or, you know, I just, don't know how to take compliments sometimes.
Sean “Bear Mood” (14:49.358)
Mmm.
Sean “Bear Mood” (14:57.089)
Okay. Yeah.
Joshua “Raccoon Rodeo” (15:05.701)
Yeah, like, I know.
Sean “Bear Mood” (15:08.28)
I mean, you should just take it happily. You should just smile and be like, hey, thank you. And then slipper your phone number and see if she calls you back. You know what saying?
Joshua “Raccoon Rodeo” (15:13.391)
She's really nice. She's a real nice lady. No. I mean, you never want to date a person, but I'm pretty sure she could be my grandma. But... Got it. Yeah. That was kind of cool. Compliments go long ways, everybody, so I guess give them out. It was kind of nice to hear that.
Sean “Bear Mood” (15:22.432)
Who said anything about dating? Nobody said anything about dating. Just putting that out there.
You
Sean “Bear Mood” (15:34.69)
be nice to people. You know, on this podcast, we promote niceties and AI drinks and AI. I said AI drinks, Joshua. That's that's the kind of late night episode we're on right now. my God.
Joshua “Raccoon Rodeo” (15:38.245)
Do we?
Joshua “Raccoon Rodeo” (15:45.701)
You did. You did. It's gave me an idea too. We should just have AI create our drinks for the next leading up to the hundredth episode. Just AI makes all of our drinks.
Sean “Bear Mood” (15:54.862)
We probably could hey, I makes all of our drink. It's coming up buddy. Oh, oh shit I forgot to tell everybody back to the housekeeping corner real quick. I mean, it's not really housekeeping, but I can just say it For we're going into episode 100. Sorry. I just lost my chain of thought for a second I saw I hit the wrong button and I was like what? Sorry
Joshua “Raccoon Rodeo” (16:10.084)
You just know you hit the button all of sudden Yeah, if you're on YouTube all of sudden this little pop-up pops up and there you go Sean. Okay, we're back to housekeeping Yeah
Joshua “Raccoon Rodeo” (16:23.489)
Spit it out man! Jesus Christ! Got people listening here! Jesus!
Sean “Bear Mood” (16:23.95)
Again again Wow, this is sorry. Sorry everybody. Sorry to waste everybody's time here episode 96 we announced that we're do our trauma episode and Yeah, so this is just don't act like you haven't heard this one before and so we've announced it multiple times So we're gonna be doing a trauma episode for episode 96 and there probably will be a warning on that episode So if you don't want to listen to that episode, you don't have to but we're gonna get into some in-depth traumas myself personal
Joshua “Raccoon Rodeo” (16:34.117)
no.
Joshua “Raccoon Rodeo” (16:45.701)
Hmm.
Sean “Bear Mood” (16:52.886)
And then also how far Joshua wants to take his traumas. So so we're going to be talking about that, but I know that could trigger a lot of people. So we'll have warnings in front of that episode before. Just to give you guys a heads up, I want to tell you guys now. I'll probably remind you guys on episode 95 as well. So other than that, that was it. That's that's jogged my memory into the traumas. So thank you, Josh. Thank you.
Joshua “Raccoon Rodeo” (16:55.813)
I'm gonna go too far. I'm saying it now.
Joshua “Raccoon Rodeo” (17:14.597)
Yeah, we should put like we should put like a skull and crossbones on that. Like, you know what I mean? We're disclaimer as soon as it pops up just because we know it's going to get dark.
Sean “Bear Mood” (17:19.434)
yeah, a little disclaimer. Yeah, it's going to it's going to get intense for some people. Like, I don't think that Joshua and I will take the trauma episode too lightly, but the topics we might talk about will probably trigger some people. So, yeah, just heads up on that one. But other than that, yeah, bring bring two drinks like sometimes I do on this podcast. Not today,
Joshua “Raccoon Rodeo” (17:41.546)
Bring a drink like we do. Yeah, have a drink ready.
Sean “Bear Mood” (17:49.314)
Joshua, I'm getting tired of talking. My brain's getting all mushy. So let's head on over to the chat with this section and let's actually have something to discuss.
Joshua “Raccoon Rodeo” (17:54.565)
Okay.
All right. I mean, here we go. We're about to get into it. And if this is your first time listening to this podcast, we'd like to just chime up, you know, just a couple of different topics here, um, off the top of both of our heads and whether we dream about these things, we see them on a billboard. We get curious about them and want to talk about them. And, we encourage everybody to, to participate, give us some suggestions and, uh, give some feedback. Whether you hate these things, you love these things or, you know, just fucking.
Whatever you want to say about them. But Sean, here are the topics for today. We have man or machine.
Sean “Bear Mood” (18:31.682)
Yeah.
Sean “Bear Mood” (18:37.422)
Okay, interesting.
Joshua “Raccoon Rodeo” (18:38.597)
We have billionaire bunkers, which should be fun. Okay, since none of us are billionaires, wondered like how that's gonna go. Number three on the list here is fan on high. I don't know if we're gonna talk about drugs, we're gonna talk about ceiling fan, or you're a fan of sports. We really don't know how that's gonna go. Yeah, that'd be typically. And the very last one.
Sean “Bear Mood” (18:42.604)
Okay. Yeah.
Sean “Bear Mood” (19:01.582)
It's always about drugs, Joshua.
Joshua “Raccoon Rodeo” (19:08.005)
you're just listening on the list here is by the boom.
Sean “Bear Mood” (19:13.966)
Is it about the stocks? Is it about fires? Who knows?
Joshua “Raccoon Rodeo” (19:19.717)
Who really knows who really knows? So Sean for this first one here, bear with me. Bear with me. you know, this is going to take a little bit and we're going to have to dive into our minds a little bit. Just, just so bear with me here. Okay. Topic number one, man or machine. All right. So I think now we're living in age where machines do control humans. Would you agree?
Sean “Bear Mood” (19:22.926)
Yeah. Yes, sir. Okay. I'm bearing. Yeah.
Joshua “Raccoon Rodeo” (19:48.025)
Do we live in a time where machines basically are controlling humans?
Sean “Bear Mood” (19:53.459)
to an extent, yeah, I could see it, for sure.
Joshua “Raccoon Rodeo” (19:55.694)
Okay, okay. So whether watching TVs or they're on our phones Whatever it is, whatever. Yeah, whatever it is. Okay, so this kind of got me thinking It's got me thinking right? It's probably been a movie about him many times, but what if? the goal of the machine Has always been to destroy humanity What if this is this has always been the goal? it's always been the goal of the machine, okay, and
Sean “Bear Mood” (20:00.014)
Yeah, yeah, that's the extent I would say. Yeah,
Sean “Bear Mood” (20:21.214)
been to destroy humanity.
Okay.
Joshua “Raccoon Rodeo” (20:25.391)
To top it off, this is a war that has existed since the dawn of the universe. So this has always been going on.
Sean “Bear Mood” (20:32.461)
Okay. Okay, now I'm curious. Yeah.
Joshua “Raccoon Rodeo” (20:35.749)
So organic life as we are, right? We're organics, right? We live in a space where we just kind of blossom. We grow, we are organics. I'm starting to think the ultimate goal of the machine is to take over the universe. So they don't need organics. Like we basically are a placeholder for the machine. We are a vessel for the machine. So without organics, without us, this machine...
can't actually exist. So what think about my theory? Do you think machines can only exist because of us humans?
Sean “Bear Mood” (21:08.856)
Good.
Sean “Bear Mood” (21:16.102)
Yeah, I think I think so at least right now because I don't think machines have gotten to a point where they're capable of sustaining themselves without us, you know, whether it be through like a power supply or coding, you know, I I don't think a machine can do it without a human input. So, yeah, I don't don't know, I'm not. Yeah, I think I think they need us.
Joshua “Raccoon Rodeo” (21:42.63)
I they need us. think I think they have always needed us and I think the universe is full of life like organic life like what we are and I think what ends up happening is once the machine gets so big and so powerful what we do as humans we basically like destroy the planet we're on or we destroy the universe we're in which which it goes deeper what if
We are the ones who ultimately created the Big Bang to destroy the machine. We are the ones that actually are resetting. are, we are the ones that reset the universe because the machine gets so big that we have to trigger the Big Bang to basically wipe the universe.
Sean “Bear Mood” (22:18.966)
and the universe like resets itself? Okay, I see, I see.
Sean “Bear Mood” (22:35.854)
I mean, it kind of reminds me of that theory where because everybody is unique, right? But you don't know everybody's story, right? Like you don't have everybody else's perspective. So what's to say that when you pass on, you're just resetting and you start over. Like your memories get wiped and you're just resetting your life. You know, same thing over and over and over again. You wouldn't know, right? You wouldn't know. So that's why you have those like moments of deja vu kind of thing where you're
Yes, it's been like proven by science or whatever that it's not the same thing. But what if it is that you're reliving your same life over and over again? You know, so I could see it. I could see it. It's another theory for that. So I think it would be cool if we just hit the reset button every single time, because that would mean in a way kind of a mortal, you know, I think that would be pretty cool.
Joshua “Raccoon Rodeo” (23:29.829)
It'd be kind of a trip if we ultimately were the the the gods Like the organic like organic life is the god Not necessarily human human like us is like what we are humans or whatever you want to call them, but organic life is the god and the machine is always trying to destroy The god the machine is always trying to become the organic life
Sean “Bear Mood” (23:35.18)
Yeah.
Sean “Bear Mood” (23:39.938)
That's what I'm saying.
Joshua “Raccoon Rodeo” (23:57.474)
It is is trying like AI is trying to become real AI is trying to become us But it never can so there's always that constant fight That's existed forever in the universe and we are now just we are in this part of the universe right now We are experienced this in our planet right now in our Space in the solar system. This is our good This is going to be our fight on this planet and we're just entering this war right now
Sean “Bear Mood” (24:09.71)
Now question is why?
Sean “Bear Mood” (24:24.75)
But the question is why would the machines want this you know why do the machines want us out? You know what what do the machines? I guess gain from taking us out
Joshua “Raccoon Rodeo” (24:40.981)
Yeah, you're right. What do they gain? What would a machine gain from taking... I don't know. I'm just curious. I just think that because we have love and we have compassion and we have feelings and there's something that's so human and so raw about us that the machine maybe finds that a little bit useless.
Sean “Bear Mood” (25:03.118)
Can I propose a different theory, Joshua, real quickly here? What if the machine is trying to take us out because as we evolved and continue to develop newer technology, they got upset that we started fucking them as AI robots?
Joshua “Raccoon Rodeo” (25:04.557)
Okay, over.
Sean “Bear Mood” (25:20.238)
I want to throw that out there. You know, I just want to say that one too many of us stuck our dicks in some circuit boards and the AI overlords thought that was inappropriate. So maybe, I just want to lay that out there as a theory for a second.
Joshua “Raccoon Rodeo” (25:20.389)
I mean maybe, maybe.
Joshua “Raccoon Rodeo” (25:37.477)
Okay, I mean I guess yeah that can work. I mean, you know what starts wars? What what what always starts words fucking somebody else's chick or fucking somebody else's person I mean that is that starts wars Cleopatra to look it up It's fucking thing
Sean “Bear Mood” (25:46.594)
Yep. Yep. Yep.
Sean “Bear Mood” (25:52.654)
Look it up, you know, yeah, let us know what you think will start this AI overtaking us.
Joshua “Raccoon Rodeo” (25:56.453)
So yeah.
Joshua “Raccoon Rodeo” (26:02.373)
Yeah, man or machine, man, I just kind of wonder. We're entering an era where machine and AI is becoming.
Sean “Bear Mood” (26:04.364)
and a machine. many, how many, how many AI robots can a human take? You know, one AI robot versus a hundred men. wins? Great. All right, buddy, let's move on.
Joshua “Raccoon Rodeo” (26:19.877)
Right?
There go buddy. moving on, moving on. This next one, because now that we've basically blown up the fucking planet, or we're attempting to, we all need one of these. Everybody needs a billionaire's bunker or can just dream of a billionaire's bunker, right? So, now we gotta run and hide, because AI is taking over the planet, machines are running around, we need somewhere to hide.
Sean “Bear Mood” (26:32.777)
Mm-hmm.
Sean “Bear Mood” (26:41.047)
okay. Yeah, billionaire's bunker.
Sean “Bear Mood” (26:49.294)
I like how these connect. Yeah, yeah, of course.
Joshua “Raccoon Rodeo” (26:52.249)
These organic like what we are we are organics We need to go down into the ground in which we came from or wherever we're gonna fucking go I want to know Sean as far as billionaires bunker go first of all. Do you think these bunkers are? are stupid Do you think these bunkers? Are necessary and I also want to know just as a fun question What would you have in your billionaire bunker if you had a billionaire bunker?
Sean “Bear Mood” (27:22.73)
Let me answer the first question. Do I think they're you say stupid? Is that the first question or do sorry buddy? Okay Yeah, no, I I don't think they're dumb I think they're actually pretty useful If I had the money, yes, I would totally totally build a billionaire bunker, you know just the thought of a nuclear wasteland
Joshua “Raccoon Rodeo” (27:27.651)
Yeah, yeah, if you just think they're just kind of like dumb, you know what I mean? So take that money and build a park or some shit, you know, like...
Sean “Bear Mood” (27:50.924)
and then me being underground with my like terabytes of pornography and Disney movies, you know, not mixed together, but there brings me joy because knowing that I'm the only one who probably has that is is fun. I also think that some of these bunkers are so fucking like designed. Like amazingly, like.
I can't even put my words and my thoughts into words because some of them are so fucking cool looking. So I'm a hundred percent for it. I think it's cool if I had the money. But I will say realistically you're necessary. No, definitely not necessary. No, you don't. You don't need it. Like I said previously in that episode with the volcano and shit, you're not going to know when anything's going to happen. So let's say a nuclear bomb hits the town at this very moment. Right. Boom.
Joshua “Raccoon Rodeo” (28:30.637)
necessary.
Okay, not necessary.
Joshua “Raccoon Rodeo” (28:43.877)
Yeah
Sean “Bear Mood” (28:49.122)
Gonzo you're fucking done. I'm dead. Yeah, good luck. Yeah, you didn't hear that one coming, huh? Yeah, I bet you did now you're fucking incinerated. Good luck with that bunker So, you know like all this stuff is not useful unless you're living in that bunker, you know, Yep Yep, or you just got lucky right you just got lucky and you're like you went in there to restock supplies or some shit
Joshua “Raccoon Rodeo” (28:49.189)
And you got that bunker. Yeah, got that bunker. Yeah, it doesn't matter.
Joshua “Raccoon Rodeo” (29:07.109)
True. That's a good point. It's a good point. You'd have to be living there, right? Permanently, like your permanent residence for it to make sense.
Like vacationing there for some reason.
Sean “Bear Mood” (29:18.926)
Yeah, or vacationing. Yeah, sure. Why not? But I was thinking more restock supplies because you're MREs or MRIs, whatever they are, when expired and you have to replace them. You went in there and then all of a sudden the bomb goes off. Your wife and kids are dead now and you're the only one alive. You know, so maybe that scenario. Sure. Totally necessary. But I didn't think else. No. Yeah, you're not. You're not making it. But to answer the last question, buddy, what would I have in my bunker?
Joshua “Raccoon Rodeo” (29:26.085)
Mm-hmm.
Joshua “Raccoon Rodeo” (29:43.813)
This is the fun one. This is the fun question. Yeah, yeah. What would you have in your bunker?
Sean “Bear Mood” (29:46.58)
Dude, I would have a lot of cool fucking shit. If money was not an option, I'm telling you right now, I'd have some cool fucking shit, dude. I would first of all, you would walk down some beautiful gold plated stairs, right? And then you would you would enter. This is my bunker, bro. All right. Gold is a very valuable metal. And when the world goes away, you're going to need something conductive like metal, like gold metal. All right. So gold stairs.
Joshua “Raccoon Rodeo” (29:52.655)
You're a billionaire. Yeah, it doesn't matter.
Joshua “Raccoon Rodeo” (29:58.832)
Cold-plated, are you fucking serious?
You guys got a gold plate of fucking... K. Alright.
Joshua “Raccoon Rodeo” (30:13.507)
I'm just gonna listen
Sean “Bear Mood” (30:14.688)
All the way down. It's like 30 flights of stairs. So all that gold, right? And as soon as you come into the fourier pool, giant pool, right? Giant pool, two mermaids nude spitting water through their mouths into one another, just crossing, crossing the streams, buddy, into this Olympic sized swimming pool. Beautiful, right? Aligned on the swimming pool walls, goldfishes, goldfishes, both sides, both sides. Obviously, pool.
Joshua “Raccoon Rodeo” (30:42.17)
He loves his gold man. This guy loves his gold.
Sean “Bear Mood” (30:44.494)
Pull heated heated beautiful, right? Alongside the pool. There's two two ways you can go right you can go to the left-hand side That's gonna be my theater room. That's where the magic happens That's where you're find all the terabytes of pornography and the Disney movies Anything imaginable up into the point where I decided to stop downloading because they sent me a cease and desist order But it's there full theater, right? 16 chairs all comfortable all vibrating seats I don't care
Joshua “Raccoon Rodeo” (30:48.077)
Of
Joshua “Raccoon Rodeo” (31:10.181)
16 even though you're by yourself like this Yeah, 16 It's a good number 16, it's got to be 16 got it. Okay
Sean “Bear Mood” (31:14.094)
I care. want to I want the choice, buddy. I want the choice of where I can sit in the theater. All right. It's got to be 16. And you know what? Gold plated, gold plated armrest, buddy. Gold plated armrests. Right. Big screen. You know, I don't want to go to IMAX right because I'm modest. I'm a gentleman. You know, so just a standard. 8K wall mounted screen up there, you know.
Joshua “Raccoon Rodeo” (31:39.461)
Only only a gay
Sean “Bear Mood” (31:42.132)
Okay, I'm not crazy not crazy to the left of the 16 chairs is a popcorn stand right popcorns and beautiful fresh popcorn I have a whole supply of it lifetime supply of popcorn you could ever ask for right and so then you cut back out and you're back in the swimming pool you go to the right hand side just so that's my bedroom that's my bedroom big-ass king-size bed a Jacuzzi in the corner right Jacuzzi modest Jacuzzi it's more like a six-piece six-person Jacuzzi obviously heated
Joshua “Raccoon Rodeo” (32:01.637)
you
Joshua “Raccoon Rodeo” (32:07.097)
Heated, juicy, heated down hot, heated.
Sean “Bear Mood” (32:11.758)
No shit, buddy. No shit, dude. It's no shit. It's heated. All right In front of the bed because you go through on the front side of the bed right there is a fireplace above the fireplace again Want to be modest about this? 80 inch TV 80 inch TV Only only I'm not crazy not crazy, right?
Joshua “Raccoon Rodeo” (32:14.827)
You
Joshua “Raccoon Rodeo” (32:27.631)
Only.
It's not that big, it can go bigger than 80, come on, you're a billionaire.
Sean “Bear Mood” (32:33.461)
I know, I know, but I'm not, I'm not selfish, but I'm not selfish. Right. Right. So big 80 inch TV right there. All the video games you could ever ask for. Right. And then along my walls, every single Funko that I've collected from the bodies that I went out and scavenged, got a bunch of rarity ones out there. Got some good shit. that's my bedroom. It's nice. And then as soon as you come out of my bedroom and you go past the beautiful mermaids, that's my kitchen and my dining area. That's right. You guessed it, buddy. Fucking gold table.
Joshua “Raccoon Rodeo” (32:37.797)
K.
Sean “Bear Mood” (33:02.796)
Right. Gold table. Again, modesty, modesty, right, modesty. It's only a three by three table. Right. Solid gold, solid gold, because I don't want to clean that shit off. So I'll go table, I'll go chairs and my chef is back there. My chef is back there making sure that I'm well nourished. He's been living here. He's a real chef. He's been he's been living here now. He's been living here for about 16 years. And he just got lucky one day that I came down and my whole fucking world collapsed behind me.
Joshua “Raccoon Rodeo” (33:19.813)
It's a real chef? Is it a real chef? Or AI chef? Okay, real chef. Okay.
Sean “Bear Mood” (33:30.124)
So he's there. He's cooking meals. He's got everything that I could ever ask for in a kitchen. You know, like any any fucking as seen on TV product is in my kitchen. So there's that. And I would probably say I have a walk in refrigerator as well. You know, you open the refrigerator, boom, like a walk in closet. Nah, bro. Walk in refrigerator. This is this is better than like a restaurant walk in fridge, right? This has shelves that are gold plated again because you know the thing.
Joshua “Raccoon Rodeo” (33:45.893)
A walk-in-refrigerator? Shit.
Sean “Bear Mood” (33:59.756)
Right. Got to keep with the theme at this point, because now you're just going with the theme. So gold plated shelves. We have any type of fruit you could ever ask for. We have meat for months. You know, just a beautiful. Well, yeah, because eventually I'm going to have to start. Well, because eventually you're going to have to wane your body off of meat, because then you're going to have to go to like a soy protein, because that's going to last forever. Yeah, exactly. So then you have to go from that. But yeah, I think that would probably be.
Joshua “Raccoon Rodeo” (34:12.047)
for He only wants to go a few months. He's just, yeah, yeah,
Joshua “Raccoon Rodeo” (34:22.629)
eating bugs and shit.
Joshua “Raccoon Rodeo” (34:29.849)
Round it off for you.
Sean “Bear Mood” (34:30.142)
My ideal bunker. My ideal bunker. I forgot the bathroom. Listen, bathroom. Very simple. Very simple. I have a walk-in shower with one of those rainfall things that hit you like the rainfall shower heads, right? Hot water constantly at a beautiful 115 degrees specifically. And my toilet, Joshua, my toilet, guess my toilet buddy. Guess my toilet is. No, unfortunately. No, no.
Joshua “Raccoon Rodeo” (34:56.261)
gold bidet style that shoots up fucking Kool-Aid up your butt like like how fucking
Sean “Bear Mood” (34:59.722)
It's it's it's bidet for sure. It's bidet, but it does shoot Hawaiian punch up my butt. Because why not? It'll also double as a drinking fountain, but not not gold, not gold at all, buddy. It's just regular porcelain because I spent all my money on the gold plated everything else. So there you go. What about you and that long winded answer? What what's going on in your bunker, buddy?
Joshua “Raccoon Rodeo” (35:08.622)
I can't
Joshua “Raccoon Rodeo” (35:26.661)
I mean, hopefully your bunker is big enough to have me in it too, because if you're a billionaire, maybe you could have some of my shit in there too. Jesus.
Sean “Bear Mood” (35:33.27)
Nah bro, nah. Nah, just because we're friends doesn't mean you're gonna live in my bunker. I already got one guy in there. I can't have two. Yeah. I got my chef and my two mermaids. Also, the mermaids are AI that I could fuck. So just throwing that out there. And they're so-
Joshua “Raccoon Rodeo” (35:38.309)
You don't need another guy in there. You got your guy, you got your chef and your two mermaids spitting shit out their fucking mouth. That's all you need. A little bit of wet, a little bit of dry. You're happy.
Well, there's that. Yeah, and there's solar. Wait, you know, battery backup. I mean, yeah.
Sean “Bear Mood” (35:58.924)
Battery backup for sure, definitely. But it's like one of those batteries that you have to hand crank, you know? So like you ever seen those radios where you have to hand crank the radio and shit? It's like that, you know, it's like that.
Joshua “Raccoon Rodeo” (36:03.973)
Yeah, yes, yeah, yeah, yeah.
That's quite a bunker you go going on there my I think might be a little bit more I mean if I was a billionaire I couldn't be too modest I guess I think my would have a lot of sportsmanship like a sportsman sports shit like I probably have like a Rock climbing wall. I probably have golf in there. I probably like an archery fucking I would have shit that I could like still Physically like have fun with I probably have like robot fish so can go fishing. You know my pool would double
Sean “Bear Mood” (36:23.254)
Sportsmanship? Okay. yeah.
Sean “Bear Mood” (36:38.542)
I didn't even think about that. That'd be cool.
Joshua “Raccoon Rodeo” (36:40.321)
as a Yeah, like robot fish, you know with some badass like like their food would be like batteries You know like little those little fucking button batteries and just put that on the end of a hook and they just eat that shit and recharge Catch them and then they just recharge with a little button food But I think most of mine would kind of I might have a train in there, you know Cuz I don't want to fucking walk everywhere. So probably like a little train I could ride like a little
Sean “Bear Mood” (36:47.47)
You
Sean “Bear Mood” (36:53.998)
That's how you catch them. That's how you catch them.
Sean “Bear Mood” (37:00.319)
Mm-hmm.
Sean “Bear Mood” (37:08.622)
Dude, you know what? I was just thinking about that too. I was gonna add the train in there, but I was like, that's too much. Like, cause like Disneyland has a train, you know? And that's like my favorite ride at Disneyland is riding the fucking train. I know I'm a fucking nerd, but don't judge me. But that would be fucking cool to have a train that you can just ride around your little bunker.
Joshua “Raccoon Rodeo” (37:09.988)
You know?
Joshua “Raccoon Rodeo” (37:25.669)
Fucking train. Yeah, maybe maybe a few zip lines, you know to go to and from you know, just kind of feel like Like a man in the trees every once in a while just swinging around Yeah, I don't know I probably have animals gotta have a goat, know cuz any cheese I probably have some livestock a couple turtles something to hang out with things to grow old with I know. I probably bring it a little a few labooboos, you know
Sean “Bear Mood” (37:28.725)
Oooooh!
Sean “Bear Mood” (37:35.83)
Tarzan action. Alright.
Sean “Bear Mood” (37:41.452)
Hmm. Okay. Couple turtles. Yeah. Okay.
Sean “Bear Mood” (37:53.675)
Okay? Okay.
Joshua “Raccoon Rodeo” (37:54.928)
Maybe a couple limited editions off the dead people that scavenge like you did with the Funkos.
Sean “Bear Mood” (37:59.786)
Yeah, yeah, that's what I'm saying, yeah.
Joshua “Raccoon Rodeo” (38:02.181)
find some little boobas to rub upon. I mean, as far as people.
Sean “Bear Mood” (38:06.254)
What?
Joshua “Raccoon Rodeo” (38:09.091)
I don't know I'm bringing with me like if I had a chance like who would I bring with me? I obviously bring my girlfriend. You know what I mean? Because you got to be I mean I'd have to bring I'd have to
Sean “Bear Mood” (38:15.163)
Nah, nah bro. Leave them to just... leave them out there. If they can't fend for themselves, are they really worthy of coming into your bunker?
Joshua “Raccoon Rodeo” (38:25.015)
No, what I would do is I'd have like a wall you'd have to climb to get into my bunker. So if you could It basically be like a physical fitness challenge to get into the door it'd be like I would treat it like squid games If you could get into my bunker, then I would let you into my bunker. It'd be like one of those things
Sean “Bear Mood” (38:31.0)
They can't climb it, you can't come in.
Sean “Bear Mood” (38:35.566)
Okay.
Sean “Bear Mood” (38:43.936)
Okay, I feel that. More of a physical test rather than like I'm gonna shoot you on sight kind of test.
Joshua “Raccoon Rodeo” (38:49.763)
Yeah, because once you get in, you got to train to ride, like I just mentioned. I might even have a McDonald's in there some shit in case you want to fuck around. You make a shake. No benefits, but yeah, I could probably have employees.
Sean “Bear Mood” (38:56.856)
You gonna have the employees there as well?
The benefit is being in the bunker. That's the benefit.
Joshua “Raccoon Rodeo” (39:05.093)
Yeah, dental would be out of the, you couldn't have dental. But yeah, I mean, as long as you don't try to unionize in my bunker, then we're probably gonna be fine.
Sean “Bear Mood” (39:07.95)
Health insurance is gonna be doctor
Joshua “Raccoon Rodeo” (39:18.821)
You know, have a special blenders for people hand that try to steal, know, if you try to steal shit from my, you know, just put a hand in a blender just to make a, an example out of somebody.
Sean “Bear Mood” (39:22.904)
There you go.
Sean “Bear Mood” (39:27.118)
I do like the fact that you have stuff that is like sustainable and I do not everything I have is pre-prepared So, you know, I might have to make a trip to your bunker in order to survive this
Joshua “Raccoon Rodeo” (39:34.661)
Yeah.
Joshua “Raccoon Rodeo” (39:40.87)
I think a theater you gotta have you I think you would have to have some kind of entertainment as well I wouldn't have mermaids though yeah I probably wouldn't do mermaids I don't know what I I don't know maybe I'd have like some rhinos and shit giraffes a couple zebras like make it like a little bit of a fucking zoo in there so I could just have wildlife you'll hear the sounds of nature some birds shit I don't know bring the outside in is what I would do with my bunker and tell them just ready to step outside and get a tan
Sean “Bear Mood” (39:45.42)
Yeah, dude, you can come over to my theater.
No more means.
See you.
Sean “Bear Mood” (40:03.502)
Bring the outside in.
Joshua “Raccoon Rodeo” (40:11.065)
Or just die from UV exposure or some shit. I think it'd be fun though. mean, but I don't know. Billionaire bunker, it's kind of like one of those things most of us aren't ever gonna make it. And I think like you were talking about, would a billionaire actually really even have time to get to his bunker if he was vacationing in Fiji and his shit was in Montana? You know, like you probably kind of fucked anyways, you know? So.
Sean “Bear Mood” (40:16.137)
Shit.
Sean “Bear Mood” (40:34.19)
Mm-hmm. Yeah, that's what I'm saying. Like, you know Like if they had like I'm sure at some point when you hit the fucking billionaire level of security clearance You know, you probably get warned about stuff before time, but I still don't think that you could make it You know, I think you're I think you're just getting you're gonna get blown up before you're before you make it anywhere
Joshua “Raccoon Rodeo” (40:52.228)
Just cooked.
Joshua “Raccoon Rodeo” (40:57.167)
So if we could, we would though. It sounds like we both would. If we could do a billionaire bunker, we would.
Sean “Bear Mood” (40:57.536)
Well, Joshua.
Sean “Bear Mood” (41:02.206)
yeah, for sure. 100%. Definitely. You know what else we could do, buddy? You know what else we would be doing in there? We would be having an AI song. So let me share my screen with you, buddy, and for the people watching, sorry for the people listening, just keep on listening. This is how this goes. If this is your first time listening, we do these things called AI tracks for the AI radio, and you can check out the full song in its entirety over at sorryforlittly.live.ai.
Joshua “Raccoon Rodeo” (41:05.445)
Yeah, buddy.
This Jim out.
Sean “Bear Mood” (41:29.294)
And this is song that was generated by AI. So if you like it, don't feel guilty because some of them, let me rephrase that, because all of them are bangers. So Joshua, this one is called Spinning Tea Cups and Parades. It is about Disneyland because I was kind of in a Disneyland mood. So here you go. Track number 42, I think it is. 42 or 43, one of them. But yeah, here you go. Enjoy everybody.
Sean “Bear Mood” (44:43.352)
There go buddy. There's your AI song for the week. Once again, if you guys want to hear that song in its entirety, head on over to Starfieldlittlea.live slash AI radio and it'll be there for you, for you to listen to at least for now until we move it all to YouTube or our website. One or the other will happen. We'll let you know what goes on with that shit. But buddy, how'd you feel about that? Yeah.
Joshua “Raccoon Rodeo” (44:44.079)
Cool.
Joshua “Raccoon Rodeo” (44:55.266)
Mm.
Joshua “Raccoon Rodeo” (45:03.717)
That was a nice one. I really felt the vibe of that even though it was about tea cups. It had a good melody. It had a good vibe. I've always been a beat person. Just vibing. So that was a good vibe. That was a good vibe.
Sean “Bear Mood” (45:09.774)
the
Sean “Bear Mood” (45:18.786)
thought about you when I was doing that one. I was like this has a nice Joshua vibe. This is like what I imagine Josh was doing when he's eating his mushrooms and just like laying in bed completely nude.
Joshua “Raccoon Rodeo” (45:28.151)
Yeah man, I mean I don't smoke weed anymore but I could see myself smoking again to that song.
Sean “Bear Mood” (45:34.83)
All right, buddy, let's move on this one is called fan on high Joshua I gave you this topic earlier and This is basically about summertime heat and some tips and tricks to stay cool this summer So Joshua the biggest tip that I have for you is a little trick. I like to call the ice water bath
Joshua “Raccoon Rodeo” (45:41.743)
Fan on high. All right, Sean, you're dead.
Sean “Bear Mood” (46:02.528)
And what I mean by that, my dude, is you take some bags of ice and you put them on your neck. Because why? Because there's a lot of blood going through your neck, into your brain, into your body, right? It's all circulating, you know? And when you do that, it just fucking freezes your system and it cools you down like a motherfucker. Let me just say that I did that this week and it was lovely.
Joshua “Raccoon Rodeo” (46:26.137)
Hmm.
Sean “Bear Mood” (46:26.486)
Very lovely. You just got to be careful because if you put the bag of ice directly onto your skin, sometimes it'll be way too cold. So I recommend putting it into a towel or a rag and doing it that way. But
Joshua “Raccoon Rodeo” (46:38.575)
Did you try that too? You know that because you did that both ways? Okay, alright.
Sean “Bear Mood” (46:41.626)
I know that from experience. Yeah, a little, a little bit of experience on that one. So, yeah, put it in a rag or a towel and then cool yourself off that way. the other tip I have for people dealing with some of the heat, is an AC unit, Joshua. It sounds very simple. It sounds super simple. Hey, go get an AC unit. It's going to make you feel cold and you go, nah, I'm good. I'm good. No, an AC unit is a godsend. It is.
Wonderful, but the biggest tip I have for you with that AC unit is a Secondary fan. So if you have some dry ass heat like we do up here The best thing you can do is put your AC in your most common place where you're spending your most time right and then you get a secondary fan to Circulate the air into the other parts of your home that don't Get a lot of cold air. It's very helpful. Very helpful
And I hope that you stay cool this summer. But Joshua, do you have any summertime cooling tips is really what I wanted to ask you.
Joshua “Raccoon Rodeo” (47:50.114)
Summertime I mean The one thing I don't do and if I could give a tip and I should probably for my own advice is just stay hydrated Just stay thirsty my friend. Just stay thirsty just continue to drink and When you think you haven't drank enough just drink a little bit more Because I don't drink enough water so I would say just stay hydrated because it starts to get really weird really fast
Sean “Bear Mood” (48:00.647)
yeah, yeah. Stay, stay thirsty.
Sean “Bear Mood” (48:09.984)
All right.
Joshua “Raccoon Rodeo” (48:18.585)
when you don't have enough liquid in your body.
Sean “Bear Mood” (48:21.518)
Good point, good point.
Joshua “Raccoon Rodeo” (48:23.725)
And the AC thing, I mean, Sean touched on the AC. don't want to sound like a broken record, but I drove a truck that didn't have AC in it. And now I drive a car or an SUV that has AC in it. And let me tell you, this sounds stupid, but having an AC in a vehicle is fucking magical, man. I couldn't imagine what people had to deal with, you know, when they, when they were like,
Sean “Bear Mood” (48:37.038)
the
Night and day, baby.
Joshua “Raccoon Rodeo” (48:46.755)
going across the West, you know, discovering new lands and shit and you're on your fucking horse drive, you know, riding through the fucking dry desert heat, thinking someday, how am I going to cool myself off? You know, ice doesn't exist. Fucking no one even knows what ice is. It's like a period. It's like an invention at that point in time and then comes along. Well, I mean, but you're going across the desert and shit. You ain't got no fucking ice to put on your neck like you. You know what saying? Like
Sean “Bear Mood” (49:07.0)
They had snow Joshua, they had snow. They know what ice was. Yeah, good point, good point. Yeah. Yeah.
Joshua “Raccoon Rodeo” (49:14.799)
And then AC comes along, now we're sitting in cars and we've got ACs and we have these fucking luxuries and I sound like a needy talking about this, I mean, AC in a car is beautiful. So, fuck yeah, AC, stay hydrated. I would also say, if I could add one more, sunscreen.
Sean “Bear Mood” (49:33.582)
Sunscreen? Good point. Yeah. I mean, not necessarily you need to do it indoors, but yeah, if you are outside, for sure. What? Fuck you. I'm not putting sunscreen on my body indoors. I'm completely nude when I'm inside, buddy. Inside in the summer heat, you want me to throw on a fucking layer of sunscreen? Get out of here. Get out. I'm nuts to the AC wind, buddy. All right?
Joshua “Raccoon Rodeo” (49:38.733)
No, dude indoors. Yeah, I mean.
Joshua “Raccoon Rodeo” (49:53.219)
I mean, maybe the.
This is to the people that have skylights, okay? I'm specifically talking to you, okay? Skylights. Wear sunscreen indoors. It'll help.
Sean “Bear Mood” (50:06.222)
That was it. I just wanted to give some people some tips for beating the summer heat, you know, and if anybody has any tips, let us know in the doobly-doo down there. So we'll take them.
Joshua “Raccoon Rodeo” (50:13.561)
Yeah, maybe we save this last one and just land this bitch. I mean, it's, or do you want to talk about this last one? We got one more? Next week? Okay. Yeah.
Sean “Bear Mood” (50:21.426)
I mean, we can save it for next week. mean, why not? We'll discuss about it. Sure. Let's start to land this plane. As Joshua said, let's do some fun finds. Let's do some fortunes. Let's figure all this shit out. And for those of you listening for the first time, what we mean by landing the plane is that the episode is going to be wrapping up soon and we share usually some things that we find throughout the week. Usually they're Funkos. Sometimes it's artwork. Sometimes it's
whatever it was Joshua had last week that it could be anything.
Joshua “Raccoon Rodeo” (50:51.513)
piece of original art it could be anything it could be it's basically something fun that we find and we want to show it off because it means something to us it's special to us and in some kind of way shape or form that's basically what it comes down to all right no no no no no I I've been looking at this for quite some time and I was kind of at odds like do I want it do I not want it and I came to realize if I own all the movies
Sean “Bear Mood” (51:02.946)
Yeah. So what do you got buddy? It better not be a ceramic rat.
Joshua “Raccoon Rodeo” (51:20.901)
and I just love it as a whole. Why not add it to my collection? So what I went out Sean and did, I didn't do it for the value. I didn't do it for anything other than purely I love this person as an actor. I love from Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure all the way to fucking all the movies, all the movies, can't even walk, fucking brain farted. But I went out and bought this bad boy right here.
good old John Wick baby John Wick with the swords and the bloodied suit to this thing is fucking sick and no this is it right here man is the one of one I was hoping as part of a set but I'm glad it's kind of not because there's something about one like an original just it's its own thing it's just one of kind it's not
Sean “Bear Mood” (51:51.886)
very cool, John Wick.
Sean “Bear Mood” (52:00.674)
That is fucking cool. Is that part of a set? just the one of one. Okay. Cool. Nice.
Joshua “Raccoon Rodeo” (52:19.705)
That I also really like so yeah, we don't got that thing dude. I really love John wick I haven't seen a new movie yet Was it called like Cinderella or whatever it is or what's the what's the new movie that just came out with yeah our ballerina There you go saying Cinderella. What the fuck do I know saying? I love all of them. Don't you know the movie? Yeah, you haven't seen any of the John wicks see Sean doesn't watch this shit
Sean “Bear Mood” (52:21.944)
Nice.
Sean “Bear Mood” (52:28.908)
Mmm, ballerina?
I haven't even watched any of the movies. I don't even know I Mean I've seen the first John Wick, but you know I Honestly, I'm not the biggest fan like I like action movies, and I'm not I'm a big fan of Keanu Reeves Keanu Reeves whatever can you can't can you whatever I'm a fan of his but I'm like I don't know man those movies just never like I never got into them so I Like it though cool Funko
Joshua “Raccoon Rodeo” (52:50.949)
piano.
Joshua “Raccoon Rodeo” (52:55.059)
of John Wick.
Joshua “Raccoon Rodeo” (53:00.355)
Yeah, I love it. That's my fun time. Yeah, what do you got over there Sean? Do you got anything some art you got a fun coat little boobs?
Sean “Bear Mood” (53:03.57)
Nice buddy. so I'm continuing my from the vault series, that I started last week where I'm showing off a Funko that I haven't shown off that I was supposed to show off. And we're calling it from the vault because they're all Disney themed in honor of a Disneyland's birthday on July the 17th. so here is my Funko for the week. It is Walt Disney holding a Dumbo and, the Timothy the mouse.
So there you go, it's not spinning this week because I forgot to charge the little thing there. But he's very cute. So I love this Funko. This is probably one of my favorite ones from this collection. But yeah, from the vault, baby.
Joshua “Raccoon Rodeo” (53:35.416)
Okay.
Joshua “Raccoon Rodeo” (53:43.333)
Who was Timothy, Timothy the mouse?
Sean “Bear Mood” (53:46.06)
So he's a part of the Dumbo movie. So if you've never seen Dumbo, yeah, he's... Yeah, he's like his best friend kind of thing. but yeah, there's my Funko for the week.
Joshua “Raccoon Rodeo” (53:48.309)
okay. Okay. Is he Dumbo's like buddy?
Joshua “Raccoon Rodeo” (53:59.097)
Okay, cool.
Sean “Bear Mood” (54:00.438)
Yeah, real short and sweet on that one today, We did good. Good job. Now, what do you say we get into a little fortune for the week, my dude?
Joshua “Raccoon Rodeo” (54:08.229)
man, this is always the fun part, You know, we got a few of these left. This is how we get to the end of this podcast, everybody. We started this thing a long time ago. I don't think it was episode one yet. I think we started a few after that, but we started diving into these fortune cookies and eventually the cookies didn't get fun no more. They were kind of boring. They were real stale. Literally the cookies were stale.
Sean “Bear Mood” (54:11.608)
Ha
Joshua “Raccoon Rodeo” (54:34.533)
Found out they were poisonous. You should never eat them. So what I do I went out and bought some other fortune cookies that are supposed to have funny sayings on them because they're just part of these silly collections, so Typically I pull from two boxes there's one it's the fortunes against humanity cookies again, they have silly sayings or whatever got these on Amazon there's that one or there is
Sean “Bear Mood” (54:37.752)
You
Joshua “Raccoon Rodeo” (55:01.625)
The dirty dozen again. This is for the people. Maybe this is your first time if you heard this before you probably heard the book up so I'm gonna pull from the Dirty dozen because I think we've been going off of the fortunes against humanity collection for the last couple weeks. So let's get it. Let's We're talking AI. We're talking fucking doomsday shit. So let's get even dirtier. Hopefully I got two left two cookies left and Sean I want you to pick
Sean “Bear Mood” (55:18.673)
yeah, yep, the black cookies, yep.
Sean “Bear Mood” (55:30.414)
Yes, sir. I'm not good at this. Not good at this.
Joshua “Raccoon Rodeo” (55:32.389)
Too bad we weren't live because I'd be asking somebody to pick it. Do you want the cookie that's on the side of the door or the side on the in your picture over there warning my sense of humor may bother some people.
Sean “Bear Mood” (55:44.852)
the warning. you know what? We got to go with the warning sign because you know your sense of humor may upset some people. So let's do that one.
Joshua “Raccoon Rodeo” (55:54.758)
Okay. All right. So Sean picked the cookie. So if it offends you, you can blame that guy.
Sean “Bear Mood” (56:00.019)
I am not good at this. do not have a good track record when it comes to picking out the cookies for Joshua to read. Let me just put it that way.
Joshua “Raccoon Rodeo” (56:08.133)
I I'm just a vessel man. I'm just a piece of organics here in this just fucking universe. That's a back. I'm just going to rip this cookie open. We're going to find out if it's a good one. I'm just happy that there's actually one inside. But. This has a couple read. This has like three lines to read, so bear with me, because when there's more than two lines to is a three liner.
Sean “Bear Mood” (56:11.374)
Just a piece of work. Call back to the beginning of the episode.
Sean “Bear Mood” (56:19.926)
Open its back door and take it, baby.
Sean “Bear Mood” (56:28.758)
a three liner.
Joshua “Raccoon Rodeo” (56:32.677)
It's like a full on script. is a, if you know me and the way I read this might as well be a fucking Moby Dick novel. How fucking long this shit is. Fuck. All right. Let me attempt to read this. All right, everybody. This is your dirty fortune for episode 93, July 8th. You everybody. The diamond ring of your dreams is within your grasp during a smash and grab robbery.
Sean “Bear Mood” (56:34.254)
It's a fucking book. that's funny.
Sean “Bear Mood” (57:04.174)
Okay, all right. Not the worst one we've ever had, but also not funny, you know? Like that was just like a, that was just you reading a paragraph to me. But like, I don't know, sure, you know?
Joshua “Raccoon Rodeo” (57:08.975)
We like it? No?
first time.
Joshua “Raccoon Rodeo” (57:16.965)
wasn't funny.
Joshua “Raccoon Rodeo” (57:25.989)
Yeah, it's really not that funny even when I try to read it backwards like an upside down Still not funny. It's just kind of stupid
Sean “Bear Mood” (57:32.75)
I mean they all can't be what did I tell you I don't have a good track record with this shit man I don't have a good track record picking these cookies out stop making me pick
Joshua “Raccoon Rodeo” (57:37.241)
Yeah.
Joshua “Raccoon Rodeo” (57:40.909)
I mean, if this was your first time listening to this, some of them are funny and some of them aren't. And clearly you're going to judge this wasn't a funny one.
Sean “Bear Mood” (57:49.794)
Yeah, don't be mad at us. know, be mad at the cookies. Be mad at the company who made these cookies. You know, we didn't make these cookies. So be mad at them. Cancel them.
Joshua “Raccoon Rodeo” (57:58.86)
Yeah, so tune in. You just have to tune in next week. Let me know if I should go for the fortunes or should I Do the last dirty? I mean if you comment I'll do one or the other if you don't comment it's gonna fucking happen anyways, but we appreciate the engagement. Thank you. Yeah
Sean “Bear Mood” (58:11.79)
It doesn't matter. That's the episode here. You know, it doesn't matter what you say. We're gonna do whatever the fuck we want.
Joshua “Raccoon Rodeo” (58:16.899)
It made sense.
Sean “Bear Mood” (58:22.926)
Alright buddy, let me give the people their lucky numbers while you think of your monologue 10 the week here Your lucky numbers feel free to use them for whatever nefarious reasons you would like and if you're going to Vegas put them on black Put it all on black black every time. Let me just say black every time But here are your seven lucky numbers. They are 1 3 11 12 17 39 and 40 once again, your lucky numbers are 1 3 11 12 17 39 and 40
Joshua “Raccoon Rodeo” (58:23.077)
There you go, Sean. What do got, Yeah. Jesus.
Joshua “Raccoon Rodeo” (58:31.085)
Ahem.
Sean “Bear Mood” (58:52.46)
So use them however you want. Hopefully win something. If you do let us know. And if you don't, then you know, next week's a new week. So there's that. But Joshua, as we come to the end of this episode, this is really what the people are looking forward to. You know, now it's it's they want to hear what you have to tell them for the week. Are you rallying them up this week? Are you are you, you know, giving them some words of inspiration or are you just letting them down?
Joshua “Raccoon Rodeo” (59:07.301)
It's not the fortune cookies. Yeah, that's true. It's not the cookies.
Joshua “Raccoon Rodeo” (59:19.972)
Yeah, well...
Sean “Bear Mood” (59:22.206)
and burning the plane to the ground. So what do you got buddy?
Joshua “Raccoon Rodeo” (59:25.733)
Honestly, I could go I do have something written up here and like this could go one or two ways, right? But I think I want to go I think I wanted to do a callback to last week and because today is actually National Video Game Day I'm gonna close this out by saying I really hope Grand Theft Auto does come out with a scratch and sniff a Feature like a comic book or something they can send me because I would love to play your game in scratch
Sean “Bear Mood” (59:32.184)
Hehehe.
Joshua “Raccoon Rodeo” (59:55.993)
the ass of a stripper and know what that is actually like because I've never done that and I still want to do it even at the age I am. So if you're listening Grand Theft Auto please send me a little scratch and sniff. But other than that everybody thank you for listening. Thank you for watching. Go to the website get some gear get some merch. We love all of you. We will see you next week on episode 94.
Sean “Bear Mood” (01:00:25.806)
You give the man an open stage and that's where he goes with it so they can't judge you know, but yeah, like you said, thank you for watching Thank you for listening. We do honestly appreciate it and hey Hopefully you guys had a great fourth of July and if you're listening to us in a hospital What did I tell you you blew your dick off now? You got to masturbate with nubs and like Should have listened should have listened to us. They want to say I told you so but I told you so but
Joshua “Raccoon Rodeo” (01:00:46.021)
That's true, yeah. Jesus.
Joshua “Raccoon Rodeo” (01:00:51.653)
you
Sean “Bear Mood” (01:00:55.406)
Thank you guys. Thank you so much for watching. Thank you for listening and Joshua I didn't forget I have one last thing for you before we head out This one is specifically for you. I did it for you. So here you go Why should you take an extra pair of socks to play golf Joshua?
Joshua “Raccoon Rodeo” (01:01:00.645)
Fire away. Yep, let's go.
Okay.
Joshua “Raccoon Rodeo” (01:01:12.802)
I don't know, Sean.
Sean “Bear Mood” (01:01:16.236)
It's in case you get a hole in
Joshua “Raccoon Rodeo” (01:01:19.877)
It's stupid.
Sean “Bear Mood” (01:01:21.0)
Ladies and gentlemen, will see you next week. Adooses.
