Sorry For The Delay | EP.94 | Haunted Loops & Cider
Chapters
00:00 Introduction and Nighttime Vibes
00:56 Haunted Boo-Boos and Paranormal Activity
02:47 Beverage Choices: Bourbon and Cider
09:10 Workplace Pet Peeves
14:55 Housekeeping Corner and Merch Updates
18:00 Do You Even Wordle Bro?
19:00 Chat With Us Topics
19:36 Deja Vu: Signs of Right Path or Patterns?
26:00 Dreams and What Joshua Could've Been
30:40 AI Songs Back Story
32:06 AI Song Of The Week "Cider Disco Heat"
37:08 NPCs Without Feelings: Are We Programmed to Care?
42:14 Earth's Leap Seconds: Time and Reality
44:18 Conspiracy Theories on Earth's Rotation
46:35 Fun Finds and Celebrations
47:39 Joshua's Fun Find
49:22 Sean's Fun Find
50:25 Disneyland Quiz And Rant
52:00 Fortunes And Lucky Numbers
54:51 Courtroom Chronicles: The Ticket Saga
58:24 Closing Thoughts and Future Giveaways
Sound Bites
"I've yet to find scratches on my balls."
"These things are supposed to be the new Annabelle."
"Green tea is pretty potent."
"It's been hot up here, Joshua."
"This is the time when people fall in love with Seattle."
"I want to know your three work pet peeves."
"Lack of work ethic is probably one of my biggest pet peeves."
"Why would you not pay attention to your dreams? Why would you not pay attention to the signs from somewhere or something coming at you? So take it from me. If you have a bad ass dream"
"I'm not drinking drugs on cam here."
"I was given a sign; I was given the numbers."
"I did not go buy that lotto ticket."
"What if time isn't linear, but it's secular?"
"Deja vu could be the moment where the loop overlaps."
"Are we programmed to care, or is empathy a bug?"
"The Earth just spun a little faster than usual."
"Could satellites be accelerating the rotation of the Earth?"
"I think deja vu means you're on the right path."
"I believe in the multiverse."
"Leaving your trash behind isn't something I should have to pick up."
"Doing things repeatedly for no reason."
“He did not show up”
Transcript
Sean “Wrench Goblin” (00:12.334)
Hello and welcome to another episode of Sorry for Little Lay. We are your hosts. My name is Sean. This is Joshua. And Joshua, this is episode number 94. I was going to say 84 for some reason, but it's 94 for sure. And like, like I do every week, my dude, how are you this lovely, lovely evening?
Joshua “Garage Gremlin” (00:15.747)
Mm-hmm.
Joshua “Garage Gremlin” (00:32.375)
Yeah, that episode's long gone. It's long gone. Yeah.
Joshua “Garage Gremlin” (00:39.363)
I'm actually doing well. I don't even know if I have to say this, but this is another nighttime pod. This is where we do these things at night. The sun has set. The spirits are out. And the reason I bring up spirits is because recently I heard it's going out there. It's in social media that all these little boo-boos, the one also that I currently have right here, I'm showing on screen. I've heard that they are now saying they're haunted, that these things are supposed to be
Sean “Wrench Goblin” (00:45.034)
Night time pod.
Sean “Wrench Goblin” (01:07.278)
They're haunted.
Joshua “Garage Gremlin” (01:08.385)
the new Annabelle. So see this little boo boo. This is supposed to be the new Annabelle. People are saying they're waking up with scratches on their neck, on their balls, all over their body ever since they got these little boo boos. So if you're out there and you're experiencing paranormal activity with these things, please let us know in the chat. because I got one of these things and I've yet to find scratches on my balls. So,
Sean “Wrench Goblin” (01:10.27)
What?
What?
Sean “Wrench Goblin” (01:18.516)
huh. Mother balls.
Sean “Wrench Goblin” (01:25.312)
Okay, interesting.
Sean “Wrench Goblin” (01:37.454)
Wait a minute, hang on, hang on. Follow up, I have a few follow up questions on this. Hang on, hold a moment. Are those people sleeping with their Labooboos? Is that what's happening? Is that what's happening? Or are they in a different room like yours is?
Joshua “Garage Gremlin” (01:41.581)
Okay, there we go, okay, let's hear it.
Joshua “Garage Gremlin” (01:52.45)
I mean, I don't know if this is like a furry fetish, like maybe they're doing this themselves on purpose. But apparently ever since they bought these little boo-boos, they're no longer in boxes. They're sitting next to their beds and they're waking up with brand new scratches somehow. So the word on the street, like I said, is these are the new Annabelle's. These things are showing up cursed. I think there's even videos out there that people are taking these things to church, splashing holy water on these things. So something's going on with these little boo-boos.
Sean “Wrench Goblin” (02:16.616)
Interesting.
Joshua “Garage Gremlin” (02:23.05)
And I myself may get to the bottom of this or maybe one of our viewers will get to the bottom of the forest but apparently these things are haunted and be careful I guess getting yourself a little boo-boo
Sean “Wrench Goblin” (02:33.132)
Okay. All right. Well then Joshua, with that being said, you know what else is haunted? Our drinks buddy. What do you got in your cup this week, my dude?
Joshua “Garage Gremlin” (02:40.584)
What's haunted, Sean?
Joshua “Garage Gremlin” (02:44.675)
I know Sean gives me shit every week if this is your first time listening that I mean I normally that I I Mean, yes, I drink bourbon whiskey. I drink all this shit all the time So tonight I busted out the old sorry for the delay silver cup. That's nicely frosted with one of our stickers on the front of it and Just to show you I'm not drinking whiskey. I held off on popping my mixer that I was gonna put in here
Sean “Wrench Goblin” (02:47.9)
it's just bourbon again, isn't it?
When is it not gonna be bourbon?
Sean “Wrench Goblin” (03:01.902)
the silver cup one. Nice, Brody. Yeah, let's go.
Sean “Wrench Goblin” (03:13.559)
it's different today everybody, it's different.
Joshua “Garage Gremlin” (03:14.157)
to show you. It is different. It is different. I'm bringing the facts today and what we're going to kick today's episode off with is a little bit of bourbon like Sean said and I'm going to top it off with some of this Tam CB infused green tea and lemonade mixer right here. So yeah, so.
Sean “Wrench Goblin” (03:35.75)
Interesting. Okay. Wow. Honestly, that looks pretty fucking good. I'm not gonna lie that the drink Josh was holding looks pretty pretty delicious. So wait, can you can you give me a little taste profile before you dump that in there? I want to know what it tastes like before
Joshua “Garage Gremlin” (03:44.462)
Yeah, I have good. OK, so so it's supposed to be green tea and lemonade. Let me give it a shake here. Like I said, I didn't think you were going to believe me if I if let me just. shit. Gosh, hey, we always got to go there. I mean, usually it takes we get further into these episodes. Yeah, yeah, we get deeper into this before this starts to happen. let me pop this. That was kind of a sad little pop.
Sean “Wrench Goblin” (03:55.64)
Whoa. Joshua, you shaking that underneath the camera.
Sean “Wrench Goblin” (04:05.038)
Late night pods!
Sean “Wrench Goblin” (04:13.71)
That was kind of like Luster to be honest, but it's all right. It's T, I guess.
Joshua “Garage Gremlin” (04:17.823)
Okay, so it says made with organic ingredients, caffeine, no preservatives. Okay, here we go. Let's see.
Sean “Wrench Goblin” (04:27.288)
taking a big ol' right now. A big ol' sip for Joshua. Big sip, actually.
Joshua “Garage Gremlin” (04:30.883)
Mmm. I mean Green tea is pretty potent. I just want to throw it out there So I'm getting mostly green tea and a light hint of the lemonade Yeah, so and you and you can't taste CBD So if you're like, from those people brand new to CBDs, you can't taste CBD. They're actually no Psychotropic things associated with CBD as well. So I'm not drinking drugs on cam here. Just if you're just listening to this I've given up drugs
Sean “Wrench Goblin” (04:40.342)
Okay, alright. That's not bad then.
Sean “Wrench Goblin” (04:54.126)
Hmm.
Joshua “Garage Gremlin” (04:59.683)
But I have not given up drinking, obviously. So there's that. Yeah. So we're going to dump this in here. We're going to see what this kind of tastes like with this bourbon mix. Oh, this is my knob Creek bourbon. This is my go-to, you know, in the late nights. Yeah. Yeah. So in a whole lot of ice, cause we're not going to say anything, but we may have, or may not have mics falling off stands even before we hit the record button, you know, save that for later.
Sean “Wrench Goblin” (05:03.248)
One vice for another,
Sean “Wrench Goblin” (05:12.15)
what's in there? I'm sorry. What did you add to that cup?
Okay, got it. Got it. Yeah.
Sean “Wrench Goblin” (05:28.546)
Yeah, this is a... Go ahead, buddy. Cheers. Let's get that big ol' sip in there. That cup looks fucking frosty. It's nice.
Joshua “Garage Gremlin” (05:30.147)
Cheers, let try this.
Joshua “Garage Gremlin” (05:36.728)
This is a beautiful effing cup. It actually tastes even better with the bourbon in it. So I am recommending. Yeah, if you're 21 and older and you want to give that little little drink a try, add a little bit of something else in there. I'm sure you'll love it. But Sean, that is what's in my cup tonight, buddy. What do you have over there in your neck of the woods? Can I even say that? Is that like a coin? We need a suit for that. What's in your neck of the woods?
Sean “Wrench Goblin” (05:42.638)
Joshua approved.
Sean “Wrench Goblin” (06:00.974)
What's in your neck of the woods? Joshua hey, I got something new for you today It's a cider surprise surprise. You know, it's a cider. This is a new one by incline cider company I really like their cider as well. This is like They make one called the tropics, which you guys have seen me drink on here a few times but this one a little different seasonal release this is pineapple
Joshua “Garage Gremlin” (06:06.211)
So done.
Joshua “Garage Gremlin” (06:12.461)
Okay, we do siders, yeah.
Sean “Wrench Goblin” (06:30.798)
So I haven't opened it yet. I haven't tried it. So we'll go ahead and we'll give it a, give it a crack. Go ahead and crack that shit. Lackluster. Sorry. Thank you. Me a crank that shit in post. So let's give this one a sip. A pineapple. We'll find out.
Joshua “Garage Gremlin” (06:38.915)
Gotta love that. Oh, well, okay. We could turn it up in post. fine. Yeah, thank you.
Joshua “Garage Gremlin” (06:51.533)
Taking a sip, ooh, I'm gonna dive right into it.
Sean “Wrench Goblin” (06:56.022)
It does taste like pineapple. It's like a. Right, Motherfuckers drinking a pineapple cider must taste like cider. yeah, that's good. It's good. It tastes like cider and pineapple mixed together like you get the pineapple at the end on a nice like aftertaste. You know what's funny, Joshua, is the aftertaste of cider. Like for example, I have some Pog over there and off camera, but the Pog flavor is.
Joshua “Garage Gremlin” (06:57.901)
Go figure.
Go figure.
Hmm.
Joshua “Garage Gremlin” (07:18.115)
Mm-hmm.
Sean “Wrench Goblin” (07:24.718)
subtle at the end, right? But when you burp those subtlety flavors, they really come forward. So if I were to burp this cider right now, I will burp pineapple flavor, which is kind of nice instead of like cider flavor, you know? So incline cider isn't my favorite. Nah, this is not better than Pog, but it's still good. It's still refreshing and I'm going to drink a lot of it. It's 6.9 % for those of you wondering. there you go. Cheers, buddy.
Joshua “Garage Gremlin” (07:38.531)
Mm-hmm.
Joshua “Garage Gremlin” (07:52.194)
Is that 6.9 %? That's pretty serious. That's a good drink right there. I mean you'll get happy off of that right? I mean it'll make you feel a certain way. Yeah mean this is...
Sean “Wrench Goblin” (07:55.374)
Mmm. Mmm.
I'm going to be I'm going to be real happy. I'm also very thirsty and sweaty. So there's that. It's been hot up here, Joshua. It's been hot, hot, hot. Yes, it has. Yeah. Like I said last week, this is where people fall in love with Seattle. This is the time when people fall in love with Seattle. And it's also the time when the heat is rampant up here. These coming up days, by the time you guys see this, it would have passed, but it's going to be in the high 80s, mid 90s up here.
Joshua “Garage Gremlin” (08:05.155)
I mean, we, really? Really, it's been hot up there? Wow.
Joshua “Garage Gremlin” (08:15.331)
Mmm, got it.
Sean “Wrench Goblin” (08:29.482)
So pray for me. I probably won't make it to episode 100.
Joshua “Garage Gremlin” (08:33.283)
I think you'll be alright. I think you'll be just fine as long as you wear your deodorant, drink a lot of water, and use your air conditioning. You'll be fine.
Sean “Wrench Goblin” (08:38.318)
Deodorant? Oof. Yeah, yeah, the AC is really what's going to save me, to be honest. I got to hook that shit up. I couldn't take it today, so I'm going to hook that shit up tomorrow. But don't even take my own advice. Who am I? What is this? man.
Joshua “Garage Gremlin” (08:56.611)
But before we get into the chat because I know if is again I keep saying it's your first time because we'd love the brand new listeners Before we get into the chat We haven't done this in a while and Sean I have a pet peeve to bring up Not necessarily for myself, but I want to get your take because I was talking to somebody today as I normally do just we're just talking about shit, you know and They asked me about this pet peeve and I'm curious about yours
Sean “Wrench Goblin” (09:09.454)
Mm-hmm.
Okay.
Joshua “Garage Gremlin” (09:26.883)
So the pet peeve that popped up was I want to know Sean and I want to know from anybody listening I want to know your three work pet peeves
Sean “Wrench Goblin” (09:39.256)
three work pet peeves. Oof.
Joshua “Garage Gremlin” (09:40.996)
Yeah, yeah. What are your three at work? mean, none of us want to get fired here. Neither do you if you respond in the chat. So, I mean, we can be as as know, PG as we need to be because I got three of them. I'm going to give you three after you give me your three. So three pet peeves in the workplace.
Sean “Wrench Goblin” (09:55.8)
Okay, sure. You want to give me your three before I give you mine? Cause I got to think about mine. Yeah. Cause I, I don't have them off the top of my head.
Joshua “Garage Gremlin” (10:01.843)
No. do you really? OK, all right. OK, OK, I'll give I'll give you mine. I mean, and some people may agree with these pet peeves, maybe not. And maybe you think I'm just like too anal or some shit about my pet peeves. But here you go. Here are my top three pet peeves. Let me know if they suck. My first pet peeve, Sean, is disorganization. People that just
Sean “Wrench Goblin” (10:29.23)
Okay. Okay. Yeah.
Joshua “Garage Gremlin” (10:30.787)
Don't have their shit together. I you know here. Here's the thing. Here's the thing Everybody has a personal life, you know, I get it, you know, it's fine if you're disorganized in your life. That's good but being disorganized at work and causing other people to be disorganized as well as the fallout of you know, just you being disorganized It's kind of a pet peeve of mine. So, um, that's that's one of my work pet peeves so
Sean “Wrench Goblin” (10:55.662)
Okay. Okay.
Joshua “Garage Gremlin” (10:59.875)
Number two for my work pet peeve is please, please, please. It has to do with leaving your trash behind in common areas like break rooms, training rooms, areas where it's not your bedroom, it's not your kitchen at home, it's just not your personal space, it's a shared space. So leaving your trash behind isn't something I should have to pick up.
Sean “Wrench Goblin” (11:12.276)
okay, that's a good one, yeah.
Sean “Wrench Goblin” (11:21.966)
Yeah, there you go.
Joshua “Garage Gremlin” (11:27.649)
And I'm gonna be brutally honest, neither should your fucking parents or whoever you live with. Just pick up after yourself, please. We're old enough now, I think everybody listening to this is old enough to be picking up after yourself. Just don't trash the common areas, please. And my final, final pet peeve when it comes to the workplace is punctuality.
Sean “Wrench Goblin” (11:32.418)
you
Sean “Wrench Goblin” (11:52.654)
okay, punctuality. It's a good one. Also another good one.
Joshua “Garage Gremlin” (11:56.302)
is punctuality is punctual. And I've been talking about words and shit, you know, like to the way you type and punctual like, you know, I'm talking about, you know, I doubt you got that fucked up, but punctuality showing up on time. You know what I mean? If you say you're going to be somewhere, just be there. You know, if somebody calls you, you're going to show up, show up. So punctuality to me is, is very important. And if you plan on getting another job somewhere,
Punctuality I guarantee is not going to just be my pet peeve. It's also going to be probably your next employers pet peeve. So there you go those Those are my top three pet peeve Sean
Sean “Wrench Goblin” (12:33.784)
Yeah, I'm with you. I'm definitely with you on those. Yeah, solid. Solid pet peeves, my dude. I would say for me, just lightning fast off these ones. The first one I'd have is, shit, I just lost my train of thought again. my God. That's hang on.
Joshua “Garage Gremlin” (12:48.771)
That's fine. a sip. Take a sip. Sometimes taking a sip of some pineapple, bubbly, whatever you got there, a little bit of 6.9 alcohol can stimulate, lube up the brain a little bit.
Sean “Wrench Goblin” (12:58.358)
Hmm. You're right. I remembered, communication. What I just failed at. I hate when there is, when there is lack of communication, whether it be between bosses or between associates, between anybody, right? I feel like that is my biggest pet peeves communication. Second thing is doing things repeatedly for no reason. Like whether it be helping the same person or
Joshua “Garage Gremlin” (13:03.139)
Okay, number one. There you go. Yeah.
Joshua “Garage Gremlin” (13:13.517)
Good one.
Sean “Wrench Goblin” (13:28.21)
I don't know, doing a task repeatedly, right? That is probably my second pet peeve. And take notes or just again, back to the communication, explain it correctly the first time, you know, easy peasy, baby. And I would probably say the last thing, which is probably lower on my pet peeves, but it's still kind of bugs me is what I like to call lollygagging, not doing anything, you know.
Joshua “Garage Gremlin” (13:32.803)
So you're saying take notes real quick, just a lot. I'd like take notes. Okay.
Learn it. All right.
Sean “Wrench Goblin” (13:56.576)
If you're not doing something, why are you here? You know, so that would probably be my, I guess you could summarize that with work ethic. Like people's lack of work ethic is probably one of my biggest or the third biggest pet peeve I have. So there you go.
Joshua “Garage Gremlin” (14:02.051)
Great point.
Joshua “Garage Gremlin” (14:12.385)
That's a good one. think all I think I think if you bundle all of our pet peeves together and you follow those And those easy guidelines, you're probably not gonna get fired And you probably can have a reasonable discussion with the boss or somebody, you know, who's trying to reprimand you or some shit. So just follow those rules you won't get in trouble and Keep your job Keep the paychecks rolling in Yeah, there you go. So if you're ready for the chat
Sean “Wrench Goblin” (14:18.904)
Mm-hmm. Yeah, yeah.
Sean “Wrench Goblin” (14:31.842)
Yeah.
I love it buddy. love it. Well nice. Yeah buddy. No my dude, we could do the housekeeping corner real quick. some advertising our way.
Joshua “Garage Gremlin” (14:41.377)
I mean, unless you got something else you want to jump into.
Joshua “Garage Gremlin” (14:47.404)
Okay?
Sean “Wrench Goblin” (14:51.384)
Hello everybody, Housekeeping Corner here. There's no transitions. One day there will be, but for now there's not. Head on over to Sorry4LittleA.live and check out this episode in its entirety. This is episode 84. I said 84 again. This is episode 94. Sorry, sorry. I'm 10 weeks behind apparently. Communication, I need that more. But you can check out this episode in its entirety as well as a full transcript of everything that we said and everything that we cut.
Joshua “Garage Gremlin” (15:08.845)
Communication, communication.
Sean “Wrench Goblin” (15:18.958)
So you can go read a novel and cancel us if you want to. Like it would take a lot of effort to do that because you'd have to like get deep into the episode to find some of this stuff, but you could find it. I mean, it's there. Go ahead. On top of that. I don't know if you're sorry for the dot live slash merch and pick up this beautiful shirt here. This is the what is this guy, the Bigfoot riding a rubber ducky for the summertime. Oh, which does remind me summertime.
Hey, we misspoke last week the final time that you can get the summer collection is July 30th Not August 30th August 1st is when we're gonna put out the fall collection Which I have been working on and Joshua saw some of the mock-ups Joshua real quick. How did you feel about some of the stuff you've seen?
Joshua “Garage Gremlin” (15:56.291)
Hmm.
Joshua “Garage Gremlin” (16:06.369)
I did and I love that we you know, we tease this a little bit because there's some good stuff coming. The artwork is fresh. It's clean And we work really hard on it. So being looking for that. It's gonna be a cool drop
Sean “Wrench Goblin” (16:20.078)
It's going be nice. So again, to reiterate, the last day you can get the summer collection is July 31st. I believe that's 31 days in July. Correct. If not July 30th, whenever the last day of July is, that'll be, that'll be the last time you can get the summer collection. this shirt is not part of the summer collection, but it is in there. You can get this one year round. So if you missed out on some of the summer collection, get this one instead. But
Joshua “Garage Gremlin” (16:31.747)
We'll add a date. Who cares? mean make our own calendar here
Sean “Wrench Goblin” (16:49.868)
With that being said, I think that was everything I had for the housekeeping corner. Yeah, can't honestly, I can't remember. Get some merch, head over to the website, use the search feature. Joshua, do you have any words that you wanna add to the algorithm before we cut out of the housekeeping corner?
Joshua “Garage Gremlin” (16:53.549)
Housekeeping, we cleaned it up.
Joshua “Garage Gremlin” (17:04.259)
No, I was thinking about that too today. I was like what words have we not said and I didn't come up with one and Next week. I'm going to have one and I I mean doesn't have to be English. Can we use just like can we use? like another Okay. All right. All right. Maybe I just bring in another language. Maybe we get a little bilingual on this channel for a minute
Sean “Wrench Goblin” (17:10.67)
Mm-hmm.
Sean “Wrench Goblin” (17:20.748)
It's whatever you want to add into the algorithm to be honest. Whatever you want in there.
Yeah.
So I had one, it is, I thought it was weird because it's not in the search thing, but apparently the word floats is not in the algorithm. Yeah, floats, not floaties, floaties is definitely in there thanks to the dog and floaties, but floats is not in there. So you take that for what you will. Floats.
Joshua “Garage Gremlin” (17:40.163)
Float. Float. Okay. Yeah.
Joshua “Garage Gremlin” (17:48.493)
Hmm. Okay, another word. Yeah. Yeah. You know, at some point, I think we just set up our own sorry for the delay, like, wordle game.
Sean “Wrench Goblin” (17:56.885)
yeah, that'd be cool.
Joshua “Garage Gremlin” (17:58.756)
just playing playing wordle with us have you ever played that game sorry for the tangent wordle I don't know I don't know how many people play that game
Sean “Wrench Goblin” (18:04.174)
Yeah, Wirtle, I I've played Wirtle. I don't think a lot of people play it anymore. I'm sure it has a population, but I know it was big for a long time. I just don't think anybody plays it anymore. I do you still play it? Are you still playing Wirtle? What the hell?
Joshua “Garage Gremlin” (18:15.639)
Hmm. No, I've never I've never played wordle once and I know we don't have that, you know, a ton of listeners right now. But if you play wordle, let us know if you've ever you've ever come across the word. You were like, how the fuck is anybody going to know that word? Because I would be I would love to add that to our dictionary of sorry for the delay dictionary words. That'd be fun.
Sean “Wrench Goblin” (18:31.438)
I'm sure.
Sean “Wrench Goblin” (18:38.126)
Okay, I feel that. nice. Let us know if you play Wirtle. Give us a word. Shit. All right, buddy. Let's fucking move on. Let's do the chat with a section. And for those of you who are new or just listening or just tuned out for a second, the chat with this section is basically the topics we're going to talk about this week and, you know, enjoy them. here they are. Joshua, they are as followed.
Joshua “Garage Gremlin” (18:43.427)
Yeah, I mean, yeah, give us a word sir. We'll throw that shit in there. We'll start saying stuff just no damn reason All right slide on over Whoo, I love it
Sean “Wrench Goblin” (19:08.578)
We have Deja Vu Loop. We have NPCs without feelings. And we have Earth's Leap Second. All right, got some good ones in there. Three this week, I like it. Keeping it short and sweet.
Joshua “Garage Gremlin” (19:11.245)
Mm-hmm.
Joshua “Garage Gremlin” (19:16.131)
Yeah.
A couple similar. Yeah. Yeah. Okay, Sean. deja vu loop. Okay. So this, this is kind of something that I was just tripping out about because how many of us have actually experienced deja vu? Have you, you've, mean, come on, Sean, you've experienced deja vu. do you, you, do you kind of have like,
Sean “Wrench Goblin” (19:39.449)
yeah, yeah, a few times, yeah, yeah. For sure.
Joshua “Garage Gremlin” (19:45.085)
deja vu moment? I know we didn't script this or anything but can you remember the last time you've actually had deja vu?
Sean “Wrench Goblin” (19:53.39)
it was like a few weeks ago, I was like in the kitchen and I was like, I believe I was cooking dinner and watching. So the kitchen faces the TV and I was like watching TV and cutting, green onions while cooking dinner. And I was like, I've done this. I've been in this situation before. And I was watching a video that was brand new to me that day. And I was like, I remember everything that's happening in this video, even though the video just came out that day.
So yeah, I've had a few moments like that.
Joshua “Garage Gremlin” (20:25.419)
Okay, so we're so recent. You've had a recent deja vu loops. Okay, so I want to. So I want I want to pose a question right here and this is just coming out of just thin air or whatever. So the question I have for you is what if time isn't linear, but it's secular? And deja vu could be the moment where the loop overlaps.
Sean “Wrench Goblin” (20:28.438)
Yeah, yeah, I get it. I get it a lot.
Sean “Wrench Goblin” (20:50.644)
Interesting. Okay. Explain it to me. How would you explain that?
Joshua “Garage Gremlin” (20:54.307)
So basically like you've been in that moment before and it's like a glitch in the system and you're just replaying that moment because you've already been there. it's time isn't linear. You've been there before. It has already happened and it's not something that's going to happen, but it's you've kind of glitched back and then you came back in and
Sean “Wrench Goblin” (20:58.19)
Mm-hmm.
Sean “Wrench Goblin” (21:07.157)
okay, I see. Yeah.
Sean “Wrench Goblin” (21:18.562)
Yeah, out for a second. Yeah, and you've realized, yeah.
Joshua “Garage Gremlin” (21:22.913)
You just looped back around basically. You're looping. It's not a progressive linear line. It's actually something that you've already been there and you're kind of coming back around to.
Sean “Wrench Goblin” (21:25.282)
You see,
Sean “Wrench Goblin” (21:34.646)
Now we've talked about this last week, where like the universe kind of thing, the cycling of the universe. but I am a strong proponent of when you pass, like you're just kind of replaying your life over again, which would explain deja vu because you've been in these situations before maybe a little bit different, but you've been in these moments, you know? So I'm with you. I feel this.
Joshua “Garage Gremlin” (21:54.37)
Yeah, yeah, so just so do you think that it is we basically like deja vu is a loop and we're not necessarily traveling in a straight line to that moment that we're seeing in the future like you know, Cuz sometimes people think that deja vu like the matrix right in the matrix He saw the black cat and they're like, well, was it the same black cat and the guy's like, yeah And they're like, shit, there's a glitch and then all of a sudden, you know, they're all hell breaks loose
Sean “Wrench Goblin” (21:59.822)
Yeah.
Sean “Wrench Goblin” (22:19.662)
I mean, I would definitely say that it's not linear in the sense of point A to point B in a straight line. I want to think of it as more like you are going from point A to B, but in that linear style, right? There are loops that you can make with choices that you've made, right? So let's say you made a choice on point A, right? And then
Joshua “Garage Gremlin” (22:41.603)
Mm-hmm.
Sean “Wrench Goblin” (22:49.208)
You made a different choice in this current life, but they all kind of like loop around. And that's why you get that memory, that false memory.
Joshua “Garage Gremlin” (22:56.545)
Okay, so this is perfect. This is perfect because this this is building to the next question I have for you in as far as this deja vu loop goes. Do you think deja vu is a sign we're on the right path or stuck in a pattern?
Sean “Wrench Goblin” (23:09.678)
Oh, I think it's a I so I think a long time ago and like maybe episode 15 or 17. We talked about moments that tell you that you're on the right path. And one of the things I brought up was whenever I go outside and there's like leaves falling, I know that I'm in the right spot at the right time. And so I feel like with deja vu, I think it is showing you that you're in the right spot because one, you're not fucking dead.
Joshua “Garage Gremlin” (23:22.659)
Mm-hmm.
Sean “Wrench Goblin” (23:38.21)
So, you know, you're still able to continue the loop, you know. But I also believe that it could show patterns, right? And maybe there's subtle patterns, like Joshua drinking bourbon every week, you know, maybe that says something, you know. But yeah, I definitely say, I would definitely say that Deja Vu is probably you being on the right path.
Joshua “Garage Gremlin” (23:39.075)
I mean, that's a that's a good gauge. That's a good that's yeah
Joshua “Garage Gremlin” (23:53.665)
Like there's a pattern, right? Yeah, you're right. You're right. Okay, got it.
Joshua “Garage Gremlin” (24:02.723)
Would agree with that I think deja vu is is a sign like within us like our mind like we've been there or we want to go there like it's almost like we're foreshadowing Something, you know, so so I do I do kind of agree that when you you you have a deja vu mode cuz I've had I've had a bunch of them I've had a bunch of like nothing I can really think of right now like a particular story like you just had the one last week or whatever But I know I've had those moments where you're like sitting there and you're like I've been there before
Sean “Wrench Goblin” (24:14.306)
Yeah, yeah.
Sean “Wrench Goblin” (24:21.419)
Mm-hmm. Yeah, same.
Joshua “Garage Gremlin” (24:32.931)
And it's very, it's almost like a spiritual moment when you have deja vu. It's like you believe in the woo woo. You believe in the woo woo. Some people think deja vu is the woo woo. But yeah, I think deja vu does mean you're on the right path. And if it's a positive moment, like if it's a good thing, I'm not talking about like final destination shit.
Sean “Wrench Goblin” (24:40.088)
Believe in the weak.
Sean “Wrench Goblin” (24:44.526)
That's great.
Joshua “Garage Gremlin” (24:58.339)
Deja vu because that's just that's clearly you're going you'd like something bad's gonna happen to you if you have a final destination deja vu a situation But yeah, I think I think deja vu means you're you're in touch with your inner inner self and It's a good place to be if you have deja vu
Sean “Wrench Goblin” (25:13.55)
So I have a question for you, buddy. I got one for you to speak to piggyback on this real quick. When you sleep, right, and you have dreams, right? Have you ever had a dream that kind of showed you a future outcome of something and then had it happen?
Joshua “Garage Gremlin” (25:33.187)
yeah, I mean I I Yeah, I mean I would I would yeah
Sean “Wrench Goblin” (25:38.22)
I mean, it could be it could be something simple like you woke up and you had cereal, right? Or you're in your dream. You woke up, you woke up and you were eating cereal and you went you woke up actually and you had cereal. Right. It could be something simple like that. The reason I bring that up is because. What if just what if I don't have my conspiracy theory here, what if the mind, because we're replaying all these memories, right, and the mind can hold so much storage, just mental memories and stuff like that.
What if when you go into a deep sleep, you get connected with one of these loops that you've already encountered, right? And your mind is pulling some doctor strange shit. And it's like out of all the outcomes, this is kind of the outcome where you're headed right now. And so when you get those moments in a dream where you're like, you dream that you see this beautiful vixen and you guys have this moment in a concert, you know, in the mall, right? And then this thing happens to turn out true. Like that's your mind showing you the path that you were on, right?
Joshua “Garage Gremlin” (26:15.629)
Mm-hmm.
Joshua “Garage Gremlin” (26:31.341)
Hmm.
Yes. Yeah. I so I'm going to I'm going to tell a quick one right now. So I used to live down in San Diego and I said I used to go to the beach. This isn't super important, but I just want to give you a little bit of context. I was having the time of my life like I really felt like I could win a million dollars. I was having a great life when I was living down in San Diego. So my my hormones, you know, I'm a young man. I was in my 20s. I was having a great fucking time. You know what I mean? I could not do no wrong, even though I was doing a lot of wild shit.
So one night I had a dream where in this dream I had woke up like like literally I was in a dream but I woke up in my bed and I had bought a scratcher. No wasn't a scratcher. It was it was actually a lot of ticket from the day before and I vividly remembered at the time when I woke up from the dream living in San Diego actually like when I woke up I vividly remember all the numbers of
the numbers that were on that lotto ticket. And in that dream, I had won exactly $14 million.
Sean “Wrench Goblin” (27:39.399)
Huh?
Joshua “Garage Gremlin” (27:41.228)
So here's here is the un here is the the unfortunate thing about that story is I was given a sign I was given the numbers Do you think I went out and bought that lot of ticket with those same exact numbers? Do you think I did that?
Sean “Wrench Goblin” (27:57.194)
You didn't, did you? You didn't. You didn't do it, did you?
Joshua “Garage Gremlin” (28:03.241)
I did not go buy that lot of ticket and I did not use those numbers.
Sean “Wrench Goblin” (28:06.434)
Yeah.
Did I'm assuming you forgot the numbers already? Yeah, okay. I was gonna say we can go back and see if you would have been a winner. Like if we, if we, okay, if we would have known that if you would have known the numbers now, would you want to know if you would have won back then? Yeah. Just living that regret for the rest of your life.
Joshua “Garage Gremlin” (28:13.312)
absolutely. Absolutely. Absolutely.
Joshua “Garage Gremlin” (28:26.465)
Yeah, I would have. Yeah, I would like to know. Yeah, absolutely. It wouldn't be a regret because I believe in the multiverse. So I know there is a Joshua that actually won. You know, he woke up in San Diego when he was paying like a dude. was paying like 350, 350 bucks to rent a room out in San Diego. Just literally going to the beach every day, living the time of my life as a 20 year old and just and I woke up with that with those winning lot of numbers on my mind.
Sean “Wrench Goblin” (28:35.566)
14 millions
Joshua “Garage Gremlin” (28:55.907)
And I did not go to the store and buy that ticket. So I'm talking about deja vu loops and talking about dreams. I think sometimes if you have a dream like I did right there winning though, you know, I won 14 million dollars and I was given the numbers. Why would you not pay attention to your dreams? Why would you not pay attention to the signs from somewhere or something coming at you? So take it from me. If you have a bad ass dream,
Sean “Wrench Goblin” (29:01.422)
What a shame.
Sean “Wrench Goblin” (29:17.966)
Yeah.
Joshua “Garage Gremlin” (29:27.039)
Pay attention to it because it could be the thing that that it could be that thing that you've always needed You just got to go out and get it and pay attention to it
Sean “Wrench Goblin” (29:36.536)
There you go. Well spoken, Joshua. Well spoken. I'm kind of upset because that $14 million really could have helped me with my gold bunker. know, it really could have, you know.
Joshua “Garage Gremlin” (29:44.995)
Right? That billionaire bug. Yeah, yeah, at the time. Maybe that would have been great.
Sean “Wrench Goblin” (29:50.476)
Well, shit, I guess we'll have to settle for your win in Vegas and, you know, be okay with that. guess whatever. Maybe one day I'll win something big. Who knows?
Joshua “Garage Gremlin” (29:55.534)
That was good, yeah. Yeah, that was the one time.
Pay attention to your dreams man pay attention to the deja vu loop that you could be in at this moment right now
Sean “Wrench Goblin” (30:06.926)
I I gotta go to sleep now just so can start dreaming more dreams, know, get connected with my, my fortune winning Sean, you know, maybe he's somewhere on the loop. Maybe I haven't reached that loop yet, buddy. Maybe it's coming up.
Joshua “Garage Gremlin” (30:19.267)
This is true. This is true. This is true. Some people peak later in their lives and I know I'm already later in life so I probably already peeked but you haven't gotten there yet so You still got it. You still got time Sean Believe it or not. You still got time,
Sean “Wrench Goblin” (30:32.5)
shit, that's great. I still got time. You know what else we got time for, buddy? Hey, let's do an AI song for the week, my dude. I'm kind of excited for this one, but I got to preference this with a backstory. So for the next few weeks, guys, I'm going to be trying to recreate some music that is lost to time. And what I mean by that is there was a specific artist that I fell in love with a very long time ago. They were a local artist.
Joshua “Garage Gremlin” (30:38.048)
I'm
Sean “Wrench Goblin” (31:02.152)
they're in Santa Cruz and Watsonville, that don't exist anymore. So I'm trying to recreate these feelings of songs that they made, not copying their songs, of course, not copying their music and anything like that. I'm just trying to recreate that feeling that I got from their sound. And you're going to join me on this journey to find if I can actually do it or not. this first song that I'm going to debut, is called Joshua.
Bear with me here. It's called Cider Disco Heat. And I will go ahead and I will share my screen with Joshua and the people watching. Just go ahead and keep watching the people listening. Keep on listening. But here you go. I don't know. We're sorry for the laid out live slash radio. And you can hear the song in its entirety. Again, the song is called Cider Disco Heat. So. Welcome to the journey 44. This is track 44, by the way. Here you go. Enjoy.
Sean “Wrench Goblin” (34:36.142)
There you go, buddy. There's your AI track for the week, Cider Disco Heat. And I forgot to mention the whole reason I'm doing this for these next few weeks is because this band doesn't exist anymore. They have one song on YouTube and their whole records, anything other than this one song on YouTube is gone. Like, so there's no more existence of them, which is a damn shame. So for those of you who heard that song and for those of you who know who this band I'm referencing is,
Joshua “Garage Gremlin” (34:36.515)
Hmm.
Joshua “Garage Gremlin” (34:41.814)
Ahem.
Sean “Wrench Goblin” (35:06.168)
fucking tell them to send me their category of music. We'll play them on the podcast because it was such great shit, my dude. But I won't reveal the name and stuff until at the very end, if you guys really want to figure out who they are, it'll be like a little mystery. So see if you can picture it. But there go, buddy. How'd you feel about the song?
Joshua “Garage Gremlin” (35:23.115)
That's a great genre. No, that's a great genre. That's easily moving to the one of the top three songs. Instantly, when that song came on, especially when the when it dropped like the hook, just like that whole just that energy kind of kicked in. I burned up the tires on my little Jeep, you know.
Sean “Wrench Goblin” (35:29.94)
Hmm. Hmm-hmm. Hmm-hmm.
Sean “Wrench Goblin” (35:36.93)
Yeah.
Sean “Wrench Goblin” (35:41.262)
Is that what that smell was?
Joshua “Garage Gremlin” (35:45.039)
I instantly just wanted to go. instantly wanted to have fun. There's good energy behind that song. And I love that song. I love that song. I genuinely love that song.
Sean “Wrench Goblin” (35:51.746)
Yeah, dude, that band had some great fucking energy, dude. And that song right there really did do that band justice. It does have that same kind of energy. But yeah, we'll we'll try. I'll get there. I'll get there. So we'll see.
Joshua “Garage Gremlin” (36:06.947)
That's great. I love that genre. don't even know. I'm not good with genres of music, but I would. Yeah.
Sean “Wrench Goblin” (36:12.856)
This is like the way the way because I was driving in my car when I was thinking about doing this because I was so sick and tired of having just the same song over and over again. I repeat the genre I came up with to describe this is disco indie rock electric electric indie rock disco, whatever, put them in whatever order you want. But that's the best way I can describe it.
Joshua “Garage Gremlin” (36:39.763)
Hmm. Oh yeah, that's a great, that's a great one. That's easily, like I said, go into the top three. Oh yeah. I'm to move on. We get moving on to the next one. Now that I'm all jazzed up and fucking all inspired by that drinking song, they just kept saying, take a drink, take a drink, fill it up. Just like, yeah, yeah.
Sean “Wrench Goblin” (36:42.478)
Good buddy, I'm Top three! Hey, let's move on!
Sean “Wrench Goblin” (36:51.01)
jazzed up baby.
Take a drink, take a drink. All right, NPCs without feelings, my dude. What is this? What is this about?
Joshua “Garage Gremlin” (37:03.703)
So MPCs without feeling. I know we were going on this AI trip lately and I don't want to get away from this AI thing that we're going on here because this is the way the world is going. We're going into AI. We're coming up on episode 100. Who knows if me and Sean are even going to be real after episode 100. We could completely go AI. We could completely go robotic. Who fucking knows what's going to happen? This could turn into an anime show or cutting each other up with swords and shit. You know?
Sean “Wrench Goblin” (37:21.454)
Hmm.
You imagine.
Joshua “Garage Gremlin” (37:34.147)
Who knows this this is who knows where we're go after episode 100. This has been a fun fun journey But as far as the topic itself NPCs without feelings Sean I Got it. I got a question Do you think as as humans? We are programmed to care or as empathy a bug
Sean “Wrench Goblin” (37:49.24)
I got answers.
Sean “Wrench Goblin” (37:59.054)
Ooh, ooh, okay, all right. Let's see. Oh man, because when children are being children, you know, they, I don't think they can show signs of empathy, right? If a child is sitting there and watches someone on TV get murdered, you know, I don't think they have any feelings of empathy.
So.
Joshua “Garage Gremlin” (38:29.347)
That's I mean, that's a hard core example, but you're right. I mean, you're right. Correct. Correct. Curate. Correct. Yeah.
Sean “Wrench Goblin” (38:32.866)
Well, because children are pure, right? Children are pure. That's the purest thing I'm thinking of, right? Children are pure. so they're only their wiring is just hardwired, right? They haven't been taught anything different or have experienced life yet. So I'm trying to think of that perspective. And in that perspective, they don't comprehend empathy. So I don't, I don't know if it's, I could be a bug.
Joshua “Garage Gremlin” (38:50.221)
Mm-hmm.
Sean “Wrench Goblin” (38:59.82)
It could be a bug, you know, as you grow older, right? And the coding gets fucking recoded and coded again and then fucking deleted accidentally. Then you have to do a backup. So I think it could be a bug. I think empathy could be a bug.
Joshua “Garage Gremlin” (39:07.936)
Mm-hmm.
Joshua “Garage Gremlin” (39:13.891)
Yeah, that's kind of a trippy thought to think about, It's because like you said, when you're young, you're pure, you know nothing else but to be a kid and have fun and just just do what kids do. Just have a good freaking time and you know nothing else. I kind of think, you know, when you start going down this world of like, are we real? Are we in a simulation? Could we be MPCs? I feel like we possibly could be MPCs and this could be a bug.
Sean “Wrench Goblin” (39:19.668)
we may have lost Joshua. Ladies and gentlemen, one moment. Joshua is going in and out of space at the moment. Joshua, if you can hear me, just know that you are going in and out of space and we are, we are traveling at the speed of Joshua going in and out of space. So Mia, go ahead and skip us to the part where Joshua comes back.
Joshua “Garage Gremlin” (39:44.099)
It's gonna be bugged. Our code, somebody may have got into our system, got into our software and put some shit in there and said, you know what? You look like a person that should care. And we're put the shit in there.
I don't know. I think there's a lot of different ways you can go with this.
Sean “Wrench Goblin” (40:04.43)
Maybe he's back.
Joshua “Garage Gremlin” (40:05.449)
I know, yeah, I think Mia is gonna make it apparent at some point.
Sean “Wrench Goblin” (40:11.512)
Yep, Mia, I've already let the people know that Mia is gonna cut right to this moment where Joshua, you were explaining what you were just saying.
Joshua “Garage Gremlin” (40:17.123)
And, uh, yeah, no, I mean, I'm just saying I think MPC, I, whether Mia knows it or not, because I mean, I think this could be a bug, but I don't know. I don't know, man. I really don't know. I think we could just be in a complete simulation and, uh, somebody's got a Xbox controller fucking controlling us all. And yeah, just controlling us. And then sometimes the batteries run out and they're like, fuck. And then that's when we get stuck, have deja vu.
Sean “Wrench Goblin” (40:39.596)
like the Sims?
Joshua “Garage Gremlin” (40:46.755)
You know, yeah, it just...
Sean “Wrench Goblin” (40:47.262)
They keep us in the loop. It's like the it's like my sim operator was having me cut my green onions and they just left me there because I'd take a shit or something and then it's like wait a minute. I know what I've been here before Yeah, it's the loading screen Yes, my god, all right, so your final thoughts on NPCs without feelings and empathy is
Joshua “Garage Gremlin” (41:00.611)
It's like a loading screen. Basically, it's like our loading screen. We're just rebooting. That's like that fucking that circle, you know, the spins and spins and spins. Like, what the heck? Yeah, dude. I mean.
Joshua “Garage Gremlin” (41:14.785)
I mean if we are the NPCs this this really this could be a bug But I'm glad it's a bug that exists in humanity because I think empathy is something that could Benefit the universe when it comes to life and biological Beings and just stuff that's out there. So yeah, I think I think empathy should exist Maybe we put that on the periodic table like maybe should be an element Let's fucking add that shit right in there
Sean “Wrench Goblin” (41:37.954)
Yeah.
I mean, I agree with you 100%. I think that in terms of bugs, this is a good bug. You know, this is like a like in my game, right? You get the loot drops because something glitched out and it keeps dropping loot over and over and over again. Right. It's a good bug. I can't put these right there with that.
Joshua “Garage Gremlin” (42:00.13)
Yeah. Yeah. And then who planted that bug? Like if you think about it, like it like we talk about like good and evil, like is there such thing like somebody could have would have put the empathy glitch in there. They would have put that that virus so-called virus or that thing into the brain plugged in. You know, maybe that shit's been sick sitting down from Wi-Fi seven. You know what mean? Maybe it's the Wi-Fi empathy virus that is hitting all of us these days, you know?
Sean “Wrench Goblin” (42:04.418)
Right? Right? Who did that?
Sean “Wrench Goblin” (42:13.858)
Mm-hmm.
Sean “Wrench Goblin” (42:18.808)
Yep.
Sean “Wrench Goblin” (42:24.872)
Wifi 7! shit, that's great. my God. All right, dude, let's move on. Let's do the, let's get to the Earth's leap seconds and round this episode, episode off, buddy.
Joshua “Garage Gremlin” (42:33.186)
That's the bug.
Joshua “Garage Gremlin” (42:37.783)
Hmm Let's round it up, buddy Okay, so if Sean if you're a fucking a little bit a half second or no I should say 1.6 milliseconds off It's because the earth It's because the earth Not only experiences leap years, but we recently on July 9th experienced a leap second
Sean “Wrench Goblin” (42:49.134)
You know what? I have been.
Sean “Wrench Goblin” (43:04.768)
A leap second, okay. Interesting. Okay, so that means we gained a second, right?
Joshua “Garage Gremlin” (43:11.043)
So on July 9th, this actually happened because we have those astronomical clocks or those atomic clocks that are placed all around the fucking planet. I mean, these things are down to the micro plank time second. Like this is fucking scientific shit that's way over my head. But on July 9th, the earth actually spun a little faster than usual. So we technically are in a leap second year.
Sean “Wrench Goblin” (43:36.398)
Interesting.
Sean “Wrench Goblin” (43:40.12)
Okay. Hmm.
Joshua “Garage Gremlin” (43:41.187)
So we jumped forward.
Sean “Wrench Goblin” (43:43.75)
one second. And a second is a long time, by the way. No?
Joshua “Garage Gremlin” (43:48.331)
1.6 milliseconds
Sean “Wrench Goblin” (43:51.566)
milliseconds. Got it. Okay, so not a second. 1.6 milliseconds, which is smaller than a second.
Joshua “Garage Gremlin” (43:56.269)
milliseconds. No, no.
Joshua “Garage Gremlin” (44:01.603)
Correct. now our, yeah, so now our standard 24 hour clock is 1.6 milliseconds off.
Sean “Wrench Goblin” (44:08.504)
wrong.
Is that why my oven clock and my car clock are different?
Joshua “Garage Gremlin” (44:17.091)
different. Exactly. I think that yeah, so this is something that actually happened that was no pun intended clocked and it did it did happen.
Sean “Wrench Goblin” (44:22.798)
You
I don't know why that was funny to me. That was fucking stupid. Sorry. Sorry.
Joshua “Garage Gremlin” (44:32.195)
Super stupid It's like the dad jokes that we're gonna tell at the end of this, you know If you haven't heard those yet wait till that happens So I have a quick conspiracy theory on why the planet all of a sudden spun a little bit faster
Sean “Wrench Goblin” (44:43.086)
Mmm.
Sean “Wrench Goblin” (44:48.278)
Okay, what's the theory? I'm curious.
Joshua “Garage Gremlin” (44:49.667)
Okay, and this is a becoming I'm an NPC or because I had deja vu about this moment, you know, this is this is this is just my conspiracy theory that all of the satellites that we have been putting up into space are accelerating the rotation of the earth.
Sean “Wrench Goblin” (45:12.034)
What? What?
Sean “Wrench Goblin” (45:17.536)
Okay, you wanna explain yourself on that one a little bit?
Joshua “Garage Gremlin” (45:18.115)
So so so I think I'm fucking around but Maybe Elon has a bigger plan and the whole reason for all of the SpaceX all the satellites that are going up there are to speed up the rotation of the planet and you know what he succeeded by 1.6 milliseconds
Sean “Wrench Goblin” (45:32.962)
Mm-hmm.
Sean “Wrench Goblin” (45:42.235)
But what is that benefit? What is the benefit of speeding up the earth?
Joshua “Garage Gremlin” (45:46.532)
You know, some people want time to go faster, like your work day is fucking slow. You're like, fuck dude, I wish I could just go 1.6 milliseconds faster. You know, like, don't we all wish for the time at work just to go a little bit faster? Well, guess what, everybody? Work just got a little bit faster by 1.6 milliseconds.
Sean “Wrench Goblin” (46:06.19)
But what in that like downgrade efficiency, you know, because now instead of having more time to complete things in a day, you have less time to complete things in a day. You know, efficiency going down, not going up.
Joshua “Garage Gremlin” (46:16.611)
Mean yeah, I Mean bathroom breaks just got a little bit slower a little bit faster. I mean, I don't know But all I'm saying is the world the earth has got a little bit faster and believe it or not There's two more days that is that this is gonna happen on one of them is August or July 22nd I believe if I'm not mistaken and August 5th Yeah, so Yeah, so the earth is speeding up
Sean “Wrench Goblin” (46:39.086)
Okay, so next week. Okay. Well, they're really close together. Holy shit.
Joshua “Garage Gremlin” (46:46.163)
So if you fall the sudden you just slip and fall or some weird shit happens, just know the earth is starting to move a little bit faster.
Sean “Wrench Goblin” (46:54.446)
Well shit ladies and gentlemen, we're coming to the end of the episode now Thank you for watching. Thank you for listening. Thank you for sticking with us through that a technical difficulties Let me just say at the beginning of this episode. It's been a fucking Riot it's been so much fun I broke my microphone stand. This is a secondary microphone that I have our secondary mic stand here and Josh was stuck in there with me like a champ
Joshua “Garage Gremlin” (46:54.602)
that much more.
There you go.
Sean “Wrench Goblin” (47:24.302)
So I appreciate that. Thanks, buddy. I love you. And then, you know, halfway through, you know, we got disconnected. You guys didn't notice any of that, but I'm telling you because we're transparent. Thank you, Mia, for fixing that. I appreciate that, too. And, you know, this this episode, 94, it may not be the best one, but it is the greatest one because you are here with us right now. So we appreciate that. Joshua, let's do some fun finds. Let's do some lucky numbers.
fortunes, let's get the people out of here and hopefully their weeks are a little bit better than ours.
Joshua “Garage Gremlin” (48:00.822)
Okay, so I'm going to have to channel my inner dork in me. And this comes purely just because I'm a dork, right? And it just so happens today is National Be a Dork Day.
Sean “Wrench Goblin” (48:15.374)
National being dork day.
Joshua “Garage Gremlin” (48:17.293)
Yeah, and it's so fitting. know, July 15th, it's National Dork Day. So on my Dork Day, I'm going to present to you my fun find. And this tickles me a little bit because I don't know why when I was a kid this used to scare the shit out of me. But it's a fun little find and I hope you enjoy it. But there you go, Sean. There's my fun little find right there.
Sean “Wrench Goblin” (48:38.476)
Whoa, that is pretty, pretty cool. All right, for those of you listening, I just recommend popping over to, sorry for letting out live slash EP 94 and witnessing what Joshua has done with a beautiful green screen and some button clicking, but it is a Funko of the gremlins Gizmo and it is spinning on his screen. That's wonderful. That's...
Joshua “Garage Gremlin” (48:49.635)
Right there.
Joshua “Garage Gremlin” (48:59.277)
Mm-hmm.
Joshua “Garage Gremlin” (49:03.875)
It's my fun little find. So my fun find is a little gizmo, 3D gizmo. I found him at a below and I'm super stoked because if you look at all the ones in the back, I may or may not have collected them all. So stay tuned for next episode.
Sean “Wrench Goblin” (49:11.395)
Of
Sean “Wrench Goblin” (49:18.137)
Oh my god. I can't wait. I don't think you'll be able to fit all of them with what you're doing, but we'll try.
Joshua “Garage Gremlin” (49:22.241)
Hey, hey, when when you have the power green screen, you can do anything you want, buddy. But that is that is my little gizmo right there. That's a beautiful little fun find, Sean. And there you go, buddy.
Sean “Wrench Goblin” (49:34.19)
Man, that's going to be a bitch to get into a short. I'll tell you that right now. Anywho, let me show. Oh, shit. Sorry, buddy. Let me show you guys my fun find for the week. Hey, it is Disneyland's birthday this week. So in honor of Disneyland's birthday, Joshua, I'm going to show the first ever. Well, maybe not the first. Maybe it is. We'll see. It's the first ever out of box Funko's like.
Joshua “Garage Gremlin” (49:38.819)
You go buddy. That was my fun fun.
Sean “Wrench Goblin” (50:03.978)
Actual Funkos that I'm gonna show on the podcast and here they are buddy. Happy birthday Disneyland There is my fun finds for the week We have the castle we have the marching band Mickey we have the steamboat Willie Mickey and then She's currently being Mike lazowski'd but there is Minnie Mouse right there getting covered up by from the vaults right there So this is all stuff that I got for the podcast
that I never showed off but these are from the vault ones so here it is buddy happy birthday Disneyland look at that wonderful 70 years old buddy Disneyland is 70 years old yep that's crazy that's crazy Disneyland it can legally drink so
Joshua “Garage Gremlin” (50:39.011)
How old is this again? Sorry, did I miss that? Did you say how old Disney was? Wow. 70 years old. Holy shit.
Joshua “Garage Gremlin” (50:51.427)
Apparently, yeah, yeah, and the first one was, fun fact, where? Where was the first Disneyland?
Sean “Wrench Goblin” (50:57.42)
Where was the first? Anaheim, buddy. Anaheim, California.
Joshua “Garage Gremlin” (50:58.381)
Yeah. Okay. And in what year did they build this one? There you go. And can you name some of the original rides that were in?
Sean “Wrench Goblin” (51:02.158)
1955? think that's when they first opened.
Sean “Wrench Goblin” (51:09.946)
Dumbo, they had the Arthur carousel and good fucking great moments with Mr. Lincoln. I think that was one of the original ones too. So maybe, I don't know, fact check me. I think Small World came after, a little bit after that.
Joshua “Garage Gremlin” (51:19.565)
Hmm. Did a small world, the small world come after that? Did that come later? Okay.
Cuz I know that was a staple. I think they're getting rid of that aren't they is not one of those rides that they're Forever that's a forever ride It's like a it's it's it's a literally a museum ride like you just like
Sean “Wrench Goblin” (51:29.102)
I
shit, man, that shit's still there, buddy. That shit's not going away. That's like permanent. That's a forever ride. Yeah, forever ride.
Yeah, pretty much. So anyways, I just have to celebrate that. Happy birthday, Disneyland. Really fucking love it. Although Joshua hates it. I I love it. So there's that.
Joshua “Garage Gremlin” (51:48.195)
Ahem.
I mean, I don't I don't hate Disneyland Sean. I just I I Mean, you know, sorry Walt, you know I know your body's frozen somewhere your brain or whatever the fuck they did with you hoping to come back as AI You know, maybe Walt is chat GPT, you know, maybe Walt is chat on tap or he's Gronk or whatever the fuck he is You know, maybe maybe Walt is still with us You know, maybe that's maybe that's where that's coming from
Sean “Wrench Goblin” (51:54.094)
whatever bro. You went on record shitting on it.
Sean “Wrench Goblin” (52:08.046)
shit.
Sean “Wrench Goblin” (52:16.909)
my-
All right, buddy. Well, let's get to the fortunes. Let's give the people some lucky numbers. What do you got this week for some fortunes? I know they're running out, which is concerning.
Joshua “Garage Gremlin” (52:26.945)
Yeah, we're running out of time, Yeah, so, I'm not even going to say it anymore, but, this is your first time. we do these stupid little cookies. Say it anyways, at the end of every podcast. and, like Sean said, we're running out of these. I bought these on Amazon. These are, the silly little fortune cookies. One is a fortunes against humanity. The other one's a dirty dozen. And last week I let Sean pick.
Sean “Wrench Goblin” (52:35.31)
You
said it anyways.
Joshua “Garage Gremlin” (52:54.819)
because we're running really low on which, oh, this is actually the last dirty dozen cookie. And we have two more of the fortunes against humanity. So Sean.
Sean “Wrench Goblin” (53:01.038)
Cool.
Sean “Wrench Goblin” (53:06.51)
Do a fortune do a fortune against humanity one that's We got to get through those ones do the fortune one humanity Yeah, yeah get this just get them out of the way I want to I want to have something nice to end on episode 96 once you're the trauma episode by the way everybody episode 96 trauma episode good luck with that one So I want to end that episode on something probably happy
Joshua “Garage Gremlin” (53:11.651)
We're gonna go, Fortunes against Humanity. Okay.
Joshua “Garage Gremlin” (53:23.659)
I know, great.
Yeah, and we're probably what would you say we're like a disclaimer at the end of that at beginning of that one just to let people know that there's Trauma incoming it's gonna be like a plane literally a Trauma dump
Sean “Wrench Goblin” (53:30.638)
we'll put a disclaimer on there. Yeah, for sure. Mia's got it. Mia's got that shit. Trauma, it's gonna be a trauma dump.
Joshua “Garage Gremlin” (53:41.686)
Okay, here we go, Sean. But I think this is a new one because it has numbers in it. don't really, there's not too many numbers in these things here. Okay, Sean. So again, Sean picked the fortunes against humanity. So sometimes these are offensive. So that's why I always put this sign up here too, warning my sense of humor may hurt your feelings. So here you go. Here is the fortune that hopefully does not hurt your feelings. So here we go.
Sean “Wrench Goblin” (53:44.11)
I'm ready. Lay them on me.
Sean “Wrench Goblin” (53:48.906)
Whoa! Okay. Alright.
Joshua “Garage Gremlin” (54:11.635)
Let's hope your biggest cheerleader, she may be 200 pounds, but wow, she can dance.
Sean “Wrench Goblin” (54:23.926)
Alright, that's a fortune for me, baby. I'll take them. I'll dance with you. We'll dance all night.
Joshua “Garage Gremlin” (54:24.483)
There you go buddy. There you go. Yeah. I'll dance. I'll dance. I can't dance. So take the lead. Same. don't dance. Shaun dances.
Sean “Wrench Goblin” (54:35.534)
I dance pretty well Just saying All right. Let me give you guys your lucky numbers for the week Use them for whatever to fairies reasons you would like it's been 94 episodes. Maybe somebody's won Maybe you're about to win Maybe you're about to have a dream where I announced these numbers and you go back and you buy the lotto ticket that Joshua did not buy and you win So here you go. Here are your lucky numbers three five six nine twelve seventeen and thirty once again, they are
Joshua “Garage Gremlin” (54:37.859)
He does. All right, buddy. Yeah, what do you got? Yeah, like numbers.
Joshua “Garage Gremlin” (54:53.741)
Don't remind me. Please don't remind me.
Sean “Wrench Goblin” (55:02.552)
three, five, six, nine, 12, 17, and 30. Lucky numbers for the week, everybody. Joshua, before we end this episode, I feel like the people have to know and get an update on your ticket situation.
Joshua “Garage Gremlin” (55:13.763)
Mm-hmm.
Joshua “Garage Gremlin” (55:19.095)
Hmm. the big ticket situation, right? All right, everybody, this is what we probably should have says in the very beginning. Shit. I feel like we should just have a callback.
Sean “Wrench Goblin” (55:22.402)
The big ticket situation.
Sean “Wrench Goblin” (55:29.806)
No, it's okay, because people have to work through it. We'll put it in the title, right? It'll be like a, I don't know, disco vibes and Joshua's summer something. I don't know, we'll figure out a title, but we'll have ticket in there so people know, but they gotta spend it right now. This is the moment. This is the moment.
Joshua “Garage Gremlin” (55:44.684)
Okay, so here we go everybody you you you're here you're listening and you probably want to know Did Joshua and his girlfriend get slapped in the face? With a ticket or not with the ticket but what they find for rolling the red stop for our rolling stop is what this genius Wearing a badge try to get us for So this gentleman was so much of a genius He decided
to not even fucking show up to court everybody. Yes, you heard me. This genius decided to not show up to court. So he wasted, he almost wasted my time because I was going to leave work and go to court with my girlfriend as a witness. So he almost wasted my fucking time and almost lost me money on my paycheck because I would not have gotten paid if I would have had, would have left work. So my girlfriend got there. She stood there.
The judge looked around, there was two other CHPs that actually showed up.
Sean “Wrench Goblin” (56:49.803)
you
Joshua “Garage Gremlin” (56:51.107)
And when my girlfriend got to the stand, he was like, hello, I remember you from last time. You're here obviously to appeal your stop. And apparently the CHP officer who wrote you the ticket is not here today. And what did the judge do? He looked over at those two guys and said, hey, where's your buddy? And both of them shrugged their shoulders. Both of them shrugged their shoulders and said, I do not know why he is not here. So everybody.
Sean “Wrench Goblin” (57:12.398)
You
Joshua “Garage Gremlin” (57:20.589)
Here is a call to everybody who's afraid to stand up to the man and potentially go a second day to go to court. If you can do this, stand up for your rights. If you know you're right, you know, if you knew, if you know you did not do anything wrong and you can prove that, do a callback, you know, have that officer show up to court and battle it out with them because that's exactly what we did and we did not have to pay shit. All he fucking did was waste our time.
So thank you officer for wasting our time. Appreciate it. And thank you even more for, we actually didn't have to pay anything. So thank you to the government or whoever makes these decisions or whatever. don't know. but thank you. Yeah. So no ticket. I didn't go to jail. I'm still here. Everybody. yeah, long winded story on just not getting a ticket, but that's how it did it, buddy.
Sean “Wrench Goblin” (57:50.062)
Thank you.
Sean “Wrench Goblin” (58:04.814)
Alright?
Nice. Congratulations, you made it.
Sean “Wrench Goblin” (58:14.488)
So your strategy of July 3rd paid off. I'm assuming. Okay. So I guess future tip, July 3rd might be a good, good date to set.
Joshua “Garage Gremlin” (58:19.363)
Correct. Correct.
Joshua “Garage Gremlin” (58:27.171)
break a law Right before July. No, we don't promote that. No. Yeah, don't do that. Sorry There you go, buddy. Yep
Sean “Wrench Goblin” (58:28.654)
I don't know about that.
Well, good. That's awesome, man. I'm glad the saga ends on a happy note because this episode has been anything but. let fucking land this plane, my dude. Let's get the monologue, buddy. Let's get your closing thoughts. Send the people off with even more good news or just crush them. I don't know, dude.
Joshua “Garage Gremlin” (58:57.987)
Just a terrible outro to my monologue as I usually do. Everybody, I said it in the very beginning. If you own a Labooboo, I don't even know why this is my closing monologue, but if you own a Labooboo and you think this thing right here is evil or some kind of new Annabelle, let me know. I'm very curious. Halloween's coming up. This would be a great Halloween story if one of you could come through.
with an evil the little boo boo. But other than that, thank you all for watching. Thank you guys for listening. The merch is still available. Come check out the website. Come listen to the music. And I don't want to spoil it, but on the hundred episode, there will be a giveaway. Sean doesn't know about it yet. And it's not just going to be a giveaway that lands in your pocket. Nope. Nope. Sean's not involved, but it's not going to be a giveaway that lands in your pocket. It's going to be a giveaway because
Sean “Wrench Goblin” (59:47.384)
What? Am I involved?
Damn it.
Joshua “Garage Gremlin” (59:57.891)
It's not going to be a giveaway. It's not going be easy. So I'm going say it's not going to be easy. Not going to be easy, but, uh, stay tuned. Stay tuned.
Sean “Wrench Goblin” (01:00:03.512)
All right, I guess we'll figure out that when that comes. Episode 100, can't wait for this one. It's gonna be intense.
Joshua “Garage Gremlin” (01:00:08.259)
Stay tuned. Yeah, there you go, Sean. What do you got? What do you got? Let's get out of here. Land it, Sean. Crash the plane. Let's go. yeah, too soon.
Sean “Wrench Goblin” (01:00:13.838)
Thanks buddy. Hey, whoa, I ain't crashing nothing buddy. Like Joshua said, thank you guys for watching. Thank you for listening. We do really appreciate it. Thank you for sticking around in this episode, man. This one's been a, oh, it's been a mess. It's been a mess. So yeah, a roller coaster for sure. One that where the tracks flew off. No survivors. So we do appreciate that.
Joshua “Garage Gremlin” (01:00:28.759)
Roller coaster. Roller coaster, yeah.
Sean “Wrench Goblin” (01:00:39.896)
Keep on watching, keep on buying merch. We do really love that support and you know, I can't say this enough, but we are happy that you guys are here with us and you know, there's nothing more important than you and your health and your safety. So be safe this week. Have a good time and Joshua before we leave, let me hit you with this bad boy. All right, you gotta listen. You gotta listen carefully to this one because I fucked this one up when I was first reading it. So
Joshua “Garage Gremlin” (01:01:02.807)
Let's go. Do it. I'm always, I'm, yeah. Yeah.
Sean “Wrench Goblin” (01:01:08.684)
Listen carefully, here you go. How do you make seven even?
Joshua “Garage Gremlin” (01:01:15.935)
I have no idea.
Sean “Wrench Goblin” (01:01:19.544)
take away the S. Ladies and gentlemen, we will see you next week for episode 95, not 85. Have a good week, talk to you soon. Deuces!
