Sorry For The Delay | EP.98 | Maple Street, Dracula & Killers
Chapters
00:00 Introduction & Personal Updates
01:28 Beverage Reviews & Sailor Jerry Flash
08:41 Housekeeping & Podcast Updates
15:09 Storytelling: The Howl Of Maple Street
20:00 Hero To Zero: Movie Discussions
20:17 Fantastic Four: A Mixed Bag
22:35 Heroes or Zeros: A Comic Book Discussion
31:02 Song Of The Week "Black Cat Magic"
34:56 Empathy & Monsters: A Philosophical Dive
36:46 Zodiacs of Violence: Real-Life Villains
42:02 The Psychology Behind Serial Killers
49:30 Happy Birthday Joshua!
50:28 Fun Finds & Closing Thoughts
Sound Bites
"Happy Birthday Joshua!"
"My big toe is all fucked up. Sorry. Excuse my language."
"I didn't taste too much of the orange, but I tasted a whole lot of the blood."
"I'm so full of stupid shit like this, dude."
"Joshua is the person who will buy Windex for the flavor, you know."
"It's called blue put it in my mouth I'm all over it."
"The smudge stick was just the name of the sage, buddy."
"I need to just see things in order to like fully interpret it."
"I think I'm rolling with Freddie because people, I mean, you'll, what? Go ahead, go ahead. Get it out. Go ahead."
"It's a SNIZZLE QUACK."
"I mean, aren't most of us just six feet of skin anyways, just globing around in this universe?"
"I think I like the spirit in which he's able to attack his victims."
"If you don't sleep, you die anyway. So it's a win-win if you join with Freddy."
"I mean, you could send it to Mia and she can put it in the video."
"I just had a birthday, man. You know, it's a trip man."
"I know, right? The collector's edition behind that."
"I mean, what's in your cup? It's part of it."
Transcript
Sean “Horror Host” (00:48.462)
Hello and welcome to another episode of Sorry For The Delay. We are your host. My name is Sean. This is Joshua. And Joshua, this is episode number 98, buddy. And like I do every week, how are you doing this week?
Joshua “Already Behind You” (01:05.18)
Well, I'm actually recovering because the other day when I was at work, I dropped a big old piece of lumber on my foot. So my big toe is all fucked up. Sorry. Excuse my language. It's all jacked up right now. Like my toe is black and blue and I was going to take a picture of it, but I figured this wasn't that type of podcast where you're showing off like body parts and shit. So yeah. So my big toes literally black and blue.
Sean “Horror Host” (01:26.926)
We don't need to see that.
Joshua “Already Behind You” (01:32.156)
from dropping a piece of lumber on it. And I've never had that happen to me. So I've been limping around for a little bit, but I mean, other than a busted toe and sitting here with you and everybody listening, I'm doing well. I'm doing okay.
Sean “Horror Host” (01:44.078)
Damn my dude, is that is awful. I could have made a lumber joke on that one, but I'm not gonna, but I'm sorry about that. That that's pretty shitty. but you know what, you know what helps ease the pain buddy? A little bit of drink buddy. A little bit of that, that sippy sippy man. What do you have in your cup this week?
Joshua “Already Behind You” (01:54.352)
Yeah, dude, it hurt, man. Really bad.
it would just help.
Joshua “Already Behind You” (02:06.62)
Alright, now I cannot remember and I don't care if I've had this drink before, but I'm gonna do it again. I'm still sipping on these Cali squeeze drinks here and what I... I know, I know, right? But what I chose to go with tonight is the Blood Orange. Again, I can't remember if I drank Blood Orange on... was that maybe the first one? Yeah, all those episodes ago. But the Blood Orange, I think I... yeah, I think you are right. I didn't taste too much of the orange, but I tasted a whole lot of the blood.
Sean “Horror Host” (02:15.758)
Oh, okay. Can't really squeeze. Surprise.
Sean “Horror Host” (02:24.002)
I think you did have the blood orange one. I think that was the first one that you had. Yeah. If I remember.
Joshua “Already Behind You” (02:36.794)
So, me... Let me say... I know. I know. I'm full of dumb shit like that. If you don't know this by now, I'm so full of stupid shit like this, dude. Like, I'm just... Fuck it, I'm a dictionary of this bullshit. But yeah, let me sip it again if you missed it the first time. Let's see.
Sean “Horror Host” (02:38.638)
Such a stupid joke. Such a stupid joke.
Sean “Horror Host” (02:48.375)
my god.
Sean “Horror Host” (02:57.794)
goes big old sip, big old Joshua sip. Yeah. Yeah. Makes sense. Makes sense.
Joshua “Already Behind You” (03:00.06)
Yeah, still tastes like blood. But yeah, it's... But it's good. Go on and try it if you haven't had a Cali squeeze and you're into having beer once in a after a long, hard work day or whatever you got going on. Get out and try it. It's actually pretty tasty. Refreshing too. Put in the freezer for like 15, 20 minutes like I did. It's super, super good. Yeah, what's up, man? No, yeah, go for it.
Sean “Horror Host” (03:16.77)
very refreshing. Joshua, quick question for you, because I need to fix my hair and me as to cut it and cut to you. Hey, what was your favorite of the Kelly squeezes now that you've had a few of them?
Joshua “Already Behind You” (03:29.048)
If I had to judge all of the Cali squeeze drinks, I think there was four in that variety pack. I would go with the it's the blue label and it's the passion fruit. And I think the peach was my least favorite, to be honest. Yeah.
Sean “Horror Host” (03:43.766)
Okay, I mean that makes sense. What about the raspberry lime one? that one?
Joshua “Already Behind You” (03:49.603)
That one was good, but I feel like the passion for just because it just spoke to me in a lot of different ways passionately and thoroughly There I go again. Not some dumb shit. yeah And I like blue you put you put blue on a bottle and i'll just drink it and I won't even care about the taste It's called blue put it in my mouth i'm all over it
Sean “Horror Host” (03:54.901)
it's locked in.
Sean “Horror Host” (04:01.009)
my God, this is, this is great. love this episode already.
Sean “Horror Host” (04:09.422)
Joshua is the person who will buy Windex for the flavor, you know.
Joshua “Already Behind You” (04:13.308)
Shit. Could you imagine? shit. That'd be scary. But yeah, I would go passion fruit for sure. What about you, Sean? What do you got? What are you sipping on in your cup over there?
Sean “Horror Host” (04:18.798)
Shit man, that's Okay. Yeah Josh, well, I'm kind of celebrating today. This is episode 98. This is the countdown to 100, you know What is this after this episode? It'll be one episode away, right? No two episodes away Yeah, cuz yeah two episodes cuz we have 99 then 100 one episode. think I don't know I don't know I'm celebrating today, buddy. I got I got a wine today got a nice white wine this is storytellers this is a
Joshua “Already Behind You” (04:36.026)
Yeah, I mean, who could, we don't need to count. Yeah, it's fine.
Joshua “Already Behind You” (04:45.148)
Hmm.
Sean “Horror Host” (04:48.734)
Sauvignon Blanc. It's called About Last Night. So I have that in my sponsored, sorry for the delay cup right here, my little wine tumbler here. So I'm gonna go ahead and give it a sippy sip.
Joshua “Already Behind You” (04:51.205)
with it.
Joshua “Already Behind You” (05:02.3)
Did you say about last night?
Sean “Horror Host” (05:05.678)
Yeah, the name of the wine is called About Last Night. This is delicious, by the way. This is delicious. This tastes like. Oh, like summer. Got a little bit of Apple Notes, a little bit of pineapple notes, a little bit of pear in there. It's funny because I can say all of these like descriptive like fruits and like berries and shit like that, but. Most of the time we're all just full of shit, you know.
Joshua “Already Behind You” (05:09.264)
That's clever.
Sean “Horror Host” (05:33.014)
It's all about what it reminds you of when it comes to these tasting notes. And that's what that reminds me of. It reminds me of like summer apples and just a fresh pear, you know, so it's good. I like it.
Joshua “Already Behind You” (05:44.198)
Hmm. Yeah, so I mean just the way you describe it. I want to go out and buy a bottle even for the name I buy shit by name and color. I'm stupid like that
Sean “Horror Host” (05:49.326)
Yeah, yeah, I've also I've also had this wine before this is a really good wine by the way, this is like this this company storyteller is pretty fucking phenomenal They're from Sonoma County, by the way But I've had their I've had their pinot. I've had their cabernet I'm a big fan of their their pinot. It's really delicious, but I felt like a white wine today So or excuse me, their cab is really delicious, but I felt like a white wine. So
Joshua “Already Behind You” (06:18.685)
Quick question, have you ever purchased an alcohol or tequila just based off the shape of the bottle?
Sean “Horror Host” (06:19.094)
Anyways buddy, cheers.
Sean “Horror Host” (06:24.078)
Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. For sure. During Halloween time, actually funny. Some of the tequila brands will come out with like skull shaped tequilas or they'll come out with the one that I personally really like is a cat shaped tequila, which looks pretty cool. It's like the shape of a cat. So that's what I go to. I'm a sucker for cats, Joshua. Cats right here.
Joshua “Already Behind You” (06:33.817)
Mm-hmm, that's enough.
Joshua “Already Behind You” (06:46.5)
I know I do the same thing. I've seen them like even shaped and like the style of a boot You know like Like I don't know what you're doing with that boot. It just sits up there You put like just one random flower in it because that you know the mouth of it isn't very big Like what do you do with this boot turn into a lamp or some shit? Like what do you do with this boot? I do the same thing. That's all just curious if you buy you will buy based off of like
Sean “Horror Host” (06:51.403)
yeah, yeah, I've seen them shaped in a boot too. Yeah, that's pretty cool.
Sean “Horror Host” (06:58.702)
You
Yeah, yeah. Turn it into a lamp. Yeah, turn it into a lamp. That'd be pretty cool though. Have a bootlamp.
Joshua “Already Behind You” (07:14.352)
the shape or whatever it is. Even if you haven't tasted it. You know what mean?
Sean “Horror Host” (07:17.996)
Yeah, no, I definitely do. I mean, it also was just to circle back to wine real quick. I'm a sucker for really cool labels or just like anything eye catching. And that's kind of like the big stick with wine labels is like it has to be appealing, right? Because nobody knows what that bottle of wine tastes like, because it's going to be the first time you buy it. Right. So a lot of the wine companies have to make like really flashy labels. And this storyteller label is not flashy at all. It's like very subtle.
I just kind of fell in love with like the name storytellers and like the about last night, you know, like their sub names, like just fucking cool. So.
Joshua “Already Behind You” (07:57.277)
And didn't I could be fucking sorry not to want to tangent about bottles and cool collector shit. But didn't you used to collect the behind sailor Jerry's and they used to have like cards or something but like you peel the label off. You used to do that I think right. I'm not mistaken.
Sean “Horror Host” (08:02.318)
That's cool.
Sean “Horror Host” (08:08.958)
yeah. So. Yeah, I used to collect sailor Jerry. So let's go to the alcohol edition of this episode here. Back in the day, I would buy handles of sailor Jerry's and a handle is like a liter and a half of alcohol. But on those specific handles and also on the leader as well, they have like a picture of like some sailor Jerry flash art and you can like.
Joshua “Already Behind You” (08:17.788)
I mean, what's in your cup? It's part of it.
Sean “Horror Host” (08:36.856)
collect those if you can get them off because they were on the backside of the label. So I had a few really cool ones and some rare ones that I think I lost throughout time Joshua. So I, you know, I gave that up.
Joshua “Already Behind You” (08:46.552)
Yeah, I couldn't remember because we've we've drank a lot together and I have these visions of you sitting there just picking at the bottle I'm like this guy fucked up or something like is he just is he that far gone? He's playing with the label of an empty bottle. Just like yeah, but There was yeah, there was purpose
Sean “Horror Host” (08:55.502)
No, sir. Collecting those labels, baby. Trading. If I would have had him today, I could have traded him in for 50 cents, you know. Collectors edition. man, buddy. Hey, let's head on over to the housekeeping corner before we get too far into this episode and let the people get some updates real quick. So Mia, thank you for the transition. I appreciate it. So housekeeping corner, everybody. Hello. Welcome. Hi.
Joshua “Already Behind You” (09:06.62)
I know, right? The collector's edition behind that. Yeah. There you go.
Sean “Horror Host” (09:24.684)
You know, we're here. Thank you for listening. Thank you for watching. We appreciate you. Even if it's your first time here, we do appreciate that. So thank you for sticking around. Maybe get some entertainment. Who knows? But this week in the housekeeping corner, Joshua, I have two things. The first thing being, hey, I'm rocking the new nine live shirt that we have in the shop right now on Sorry for the little a.live slash merch and it is beautiful. Look at that cat, Joshua. Look at that beautiful black cat hanging out, chilling, doing its thing, you know.
Joshua “Already Behind You” (09:49.574)
So purdy, purdy.
Sean “Horror Host” (09:54.274)
So that's the big thing. That's the first thing. Come by the merch. It's out there. It's vibing. It looks fucking great. Second thing, Joshua, is a small thing, but I didn't update the people last week and we've started doing it already, but the videos will come out at 9 a.m. on Tuesdays. So the audio podcast will come out at 5 a.m. on Tuesdays. they get, we get audio earlier.
For those of you who want to just listen to the episode, you can feel free to listen to that. It'll be there in the morning when you wake up. And for those of you who want to watch the episode, the episodes come out at 9 a.m. Tuesdays, every Tuesday for the last 98 episodes. So just want to give everybody a heads up on that. So if you're used to the 7 p.m. release, sorry, 7 a.m. releases that we used to do, just know that we've kicked them up to 9 p.m. or sorry, 9 a.m. I think I did I say p.m. I meant a.m. All right, 9 a.m.
Joshua “Already Behind You” (10:34.907)
Right?
Joshua “Already Behind You” (10:47.418)
You did. You did.
Sean “Horror Host” (10:51.298)
Tuesday mornings is when the video episode will drop. So there you go So I'll update the people on that and Joshua I do not have any words this week for the algorithm because I was trying to get an AI song Completed before we got on which I did by the way But I don't have any words. So do you have any words for this week's and that's all right. I'm ready
Joshua “Already Behind You” (11:03.132)
Cut.
Joshua “Already Behind You” (11:11.438)
I do I do and I've been going down this yeah I've been going down this dictionary of like what words are out there and obviously I can go to the fucking normal dictionary but this I am NOT normal there's nothing about me that is normal so don't expect that shit out of me so what I did is I had some fun with AI and I told AI hey you know what just just just squiggle me up some random words that squiggle squiggle
Sean “Horror Host” (11:36.354)
Wiggled me up. That's just a funny descriptive.
Joshua “Already Behind You” (11:38.62)
I'm making words up as I fucking speak. Yes, that's what I'm doing. Okay, so the one I came up with is actually it's called snizzle clap
Sean “Horror Host” (11:49.202)
nizzle quack my god that's great that's great I I would like you to put that in a sentence I can't I want to see if I can from context clues of this sentence figure out what this word means I'm ready I'm so excited right now
Joshua “Already Behind You” (11:50.372)
Snizzle quack. And Sean, would you like me to put that in a sentence, Sean?
Joshua “Already Behind You” (12:02.374)
Okay, here you go. Sean, did you just snizzle quack?
Sean “Horror Host” (12:08.066)
That didn't help me at all. OK, so it's a verb, apparently, because you're doing a snizzle quack. I'm going to say it's like a type of sneeze.
Joshua “Already Behind You” (12:17.712)
That's very good. You got half of it, right? Okay, that's that's actually pretty fucking close
Sean “Horror Host” (12:20.17)
Okay, wait, what's the what half did I what half did I get right? A type?
Joshua “Already Behind You” (12:24.474)
It's actually a sneeze that turns into a duck impression halfway through. It's a SNIZZLE QUACK.
Sean “Horror Host” (12:29.214)
interesting. almost like a like, you know how sometimes when people have really loose anuses, like their farts, their farts are like quacks.
Joshua “Already Behind You” (12:38.556)
I guess yeah But again, I mean that we could have put those two together. Yeah shit it's a snizzle quack snizzle quack and I feel a little I'm a little disappointed myself because I did generate an AI image for that and I want to be honest I I tried to make a button for that but I just I fell asleep at the wheel and I have the the image may pop up at you know somewhere on one of these episodes You know when we go back to revisit some of these words. This is true
Sean “Horror Host” (12:44.928)
I love it. I love it. That's a great new word. Snizzle quack.
Sean “Horror Host” (12:54.348)
Or did you?
Sean “Horror Host” (13:04.453)
I mean, you could send it to Mia and she can put it in the video. Yeah, so we'll see if Mia got the image. If she didn't get the image, sorry, everybody. You'll you'll find out what's this look like. It looks like sometime later.
Joshua “Already Behind You” (13:07.644)
I could do that, yeah.
There you go.
I as anybody ever heard of heard anybody snizzle quack to you know what I mean like
Sean “Horror Host” (13:19.566)
Oh, that's a good question. I've never heard anybody since look like, but I really want to now I'm to be on the lookout for I'm going to wait for people to sneeze. might even run around with some like a pollen or something, you know, just like wiggle it under people's noses and see if I can get people to sneeze. Cause I want to hear that. I want to hear some squizzle squizzle.
Joshua “Already Behind You” (13:23.804)
You
Joshua “Already Behind You” (13:33.468)
some unique sneezes yeah that'd be there you go that is my word my random word I'll see what I can come up with next week for the I don't know episode 99 we'll figure it out another fun word yeah that's my word that I got yeah
Sean “Horror Host” (13:45.422)
Nice buddy, nice. Already off to a great one. I love it. All right, let's move on to the chat with this section. For those of you who are new here, hello, welcome again. The chat with this section is basically the topics we're gonna talk about for the week. Sometimes there's three, sometimes there's six, sometimes there's one. It just kind of depends on what we feel like this week. And this week we have, yes, sometimes we don't talk about any of them, yeah. And this week we have four of them and I'll go ahead and read them out for you guys.
Joshua “Already Behind You” (14:02.876)
Sometimes we don't talk about any of them. Yeah, sometimes we just go on tangents. Talk about shit. Exactly.
Sean “Horror Host” (14:15.586)
The first topic we have is Howl of Maple Street. The second topic we have is Hero to Zero. Third one is Empathy's Final Eclipse. And the last one is Zodiacs of Violence. Looks like we got a little bit of a spooky theme here, Joshua. I love it. I fucking love it. I mean, haunts start now. Last week, if you missed it, we announced the start of spooky season, which is why we dropped these shirts. Sorry for the lit out live slash merch. Go ahead and pick up one.
Joshua “Already Behind You” (14:33.468)
Yeah, we're getting there. You the haunt starts now the haunt starts now you said
Sean “Horror Host” (14:45.518)
beautiful shirts along with the other werewolf short that we have there. but Joshua, let's start off with this topic that I brought up to the table. This is called how will of Maple street. And I don't know if people remember Joshua, because we've been doing these episodes for 98 weeks and during Halloween, I like to get a little storyteller, you know, I like to become a little storyteller. like to, I like to become the storyteller, Joshua, right? You know, so
Joshua “Already Behind You” (15:12.764)
Let's play on words.
Sean “Horror Host” (15:14.124)
I go, I went ahead and I made a little short story. This is just audio only. I'll get to visuals eventually later on throughout the year for Halloween. But right now it's going to an audio story. So Joshua, I'm going to share my screen with you and for the people watching and listening, just feel free to kick back. Enjoy what you're about to hear next, which is the story of the Howl of Maple Street. Joshua, here we go.
Joshua “Already Behind You” (18:27.74)
You
Sean “Horror Host” (18:29.752)
There you go, Joshua. That was the Midnight Howl of Maple Street. I hope you enjoyed that short story. I plan to do more of them throughout the months. So Joshua, how'd you feel about that story? What did that story remind you of?
Joshua “Already Behind You” (18:31.27)
Okay.
Joshua “Already Behind You” (18:39.584)
Is there going to be a part two? I want to know more about the smudge dick.
Sean “Horror Host” (18:43.596)
The smudge stick was just the name of the sage, buddy. Of course, of course.
Joshua “Already Behind You” (18:45.34)
I don't know.
Yeah, so here and here's the thing like like this is why I love podcast is why listening This is why I enjoy watching is like there. There's a genre for everybody. But for me, I'm such a I'm such honestly, I'm a visual person So I can just listen to shit all day, but I really need to see it So that that story comes to life more for me if I can see All the shit the track, you know what? I mean the raccoon and if I can just see it it touches me a little bit You know a little better
or deeper or whatever the fuck. Yeah.
Sean “Horror Host” (19:18.21)
Joshua, would you say that you're one of those people that can't picture things in their brains? know, like, when... then how can you not picture the story?
Joshua “Already Behind You” (19:24.283)
No I can.
Joshua “Already Behind You” (19:28.154)
No, I think what it is is the story moves too fast for my brain.
Sean “Horror Host” (19:32.398)
No.
Joshua “Already Behind You” (19:34.781)
There's just it needs to slow down, you know, like, like one of those like old school black and white films. You know what I mean? Like there's like literally like so many, you know, just very, very little frames per second. Like that's how my brain works. So I need to just see things in order to like fully interpret it. Cause my imagination will go beyond the story. Like I'm ahead of the story. I'm brain things too fast. It's just, yeah.
Sean “Horror Host” (19:34.87)
Okay, makes a lot of sense.
Sean “Horror Host” (19:58.318)
You're four dimensional.
Joshua “Already Behind You” (20:01.34)
Yeah, so I'm very visual, so if you know me well enough, like I will pay attention more if you're just visually putting it in front of my face and I will pay attention more and you get me locked in. But I'll try. I'll try. just wonder if there's gonna be a part two. Okay.
Sean “Horror Host” (20:02.57)
shit.
Sean “Horror Host” (20:13.816)
Close your eyes next time. There's gonna be a part two for sure. You will not hear the last of Maple Street, so we'll see what happens. First there was a raccoon, who knows what it's gonna be next. You Maple Street is a very mysterious town. So just gonna put that out there.
Joshua “Already Behind You” (20:27.388)
Okay, I'm looking forward to it.
Sean “Horror Host” (20:30.222)
Alright buddy, let's go ahead and move on. What is this? Hero to zero.
Joshua “Already Behind You” (20:35.184)
Here are here to say we're gonna bounce around with these fucking topics So my hero to zero idea was basically Okay, it's got to admit before I get too deep into this I did go watch Fantastic four Okay. Yes, I did go watch fantastic four and I heard I got feedback from some y'all and Yeah, you did tell me it was way better than happy guy. I know some of you guys did not
Sean “Horror Host” (20:46.734)
Mm-hmm.
Sean “Horror Host” (20:51.541)
really? Wow! You actually went to go see it. Okay.
Sean “Horror Host” (21:05.294)
Ha
Joshua “Already Behind You” (21:05.324)
like happy gilmore i know it's like a for some of you is like a three out of fucking ten one out of ten it was it was a it was a terrible movie and i get it maybe you're not golfers maybe you can't relate i fucking get it now am i gonna sit here on this podcast and say that i liked it better of course i'm not gonna say i like fantastic four better would i admit that forever into the into the the ethos of youtube and just
Sean “Horror Host” (21:09.824)
Sean “Horror Host” (21:29.87)
Hey.
least you have the strength and courage to admit it buddy. That's all that matters.
Joshua “Already Behind You” (21:35.297)
Admit it Fantastic Four was really I mean it was a good fucking movie way different than than happy Gilmore obviously for obvious fucking reasons Yeah, I mean I had its highs it has its lows and in in the whole movie But I I think it was I think was I do actually did wasn't really gonna lie. I didn't think I was going to like it But I did I did like it well because I get confused sometimes when they blend futuristic elements with like
Sean “Horror Host” (21:44.952)
for sure. Yeah, two different types of movies there. Yeah.
Sean “Horror Host” (21:56.613)
okay. Interesting.
Joshua “Already Behind You” (22:03.98)
Old-school kind of style. You know how DC tight it confuses my brain a little bit and that's easily done So we do that in a movie it fucks me all up So I gotta I almost have to go into a regular movie like that with 3d glasses on to fucking make sense of it Honestly, like I gotta make it fucking make sense Yeah, do you like So but but yeah, I heard the feedback I get it I get it and I respect it. I respect it What's up? No out of ten
Sean “Horror Host” (22:06.318)
okay, I see what you mean, yeah.
Sean “Horror Host” (22:19.662)
because you're living in that 4D world. got it. I understand you. I'm with you.
Sean “Horror Host” (22:29.28)
Wait, wait, hang on. What would you give it out of 10? What's your rating out of 10 on here?
Joshua “Already Behind You” (22:33.198)
Fuck, dude, I think 10's too high of a number for me, but I would give it at least of all the Fantastic Fours if we're gonna do it across the whole spectrum.
Sean “Horror Host” (22:41.312)
Okay, you're are you? Okay, well, all right, I'll give you this. Yeah, base it off of all of the Fantastic Four movies. What would you give that rating? Okay, yeah, I'm 100 % with you on that. I would give it definitely a high eight on that one.
Joshua “Already Behind You” (22:48.002)
It's gotta be a nine compared to all the fucking other ones. Yeah.
Joshua “Already Behind You” (22:56.4)
Yeah, because the other ones like fucking they says the lasso was terrible was fucking terrible, man They never seem to get those right, but they did right by this one So segue, you know getting into my hero into zero. So we've heard all about these You know fucking these real famous comic book characters, know, you got Wolverine you got Batman You got Deadpool you got fucking all these people right that I thought I would think about our bring to light some of these heroes that never
Sean “Horror Host” (23:01.102)
Yeah man, some of them were bad.
Joshua “Already Behind You” (23:23.676)
They thought they were a hero, but they just ultimately were a zero. And Sean, I just want to name off a few of these characters. And you can let me know if they truly are a hero or they are still a zero. Okay.
Sean “Horror Host” (23:33.134)
Sure, yeah, go for it.
Sean “Horror Host” (23:39.968)
Okay, well first of all, think the question is gonna be do I recognize them or not? So let's find out.
Joshua “Already Behind You” (23:47.313)
Alright, let me know if you want me to tell you their superhero power or you just want to guess it yourself, okay? So number one of your hero to zeros is Arm Fall Off Boy.
Sean “Horror Host” (23:53.407)
my god, okay.
Sean “Horror Host” (23:58.998)
Okay, this is gonna be fun. I'm ready.
Sean “Horror Host” (24:06.862)
Mm-hmm.
Sean “Horror Host” (24:12.558)
All let me guess his special power is he has three legs.
Joshua “Already Behind You” (24:18.78)
You're close. You're close. I mean, that's very, very close. But actually, his power, he detaches his arm and uses them to bludgeon people.
Sean “Horror Host” (24:23.648)
Is it really? Is it really? What?
Sean “Horror Host” (24:31.776)
So he uses his arm as a weapon. Okay, interesting. Wait, can is can you tell it can you hang on? Can you tell me what is that? Is it Marvel or is it DC? Can I know that like do you know? Okay, okay a DC can that make sense they have no no real imagination
Joshua “Already Behind You” (24:33.466)
Yeah, basically. Yeah, exactly. Exactly. Exactly how it works.
This is a DC comic right here.
Joshua “Already Behind You” (24:49.632)
I guess I guess this superhero first appeared in it's in the Legion of superhero tryouts So wherever that took place in the DC universe Yeah, so that does exist out there alright, so so is arm fall off boy Still is a hero or a zero where's it? Where's it? Where you putting putting them?
Sean “Horror Host” (24:59.982)
Sure. Sure.
Sean “Horror Host” (25:11.148)
Well, considering that he removes his own appendages to beat the shit out of people, I'm going to say he's more of vigilante, you know, so I don't think he's a hero. He could be maybe an antihero, but I wouldn't give him the classification as hero, you know.
Joshua “Already Behind You” (25:25.87)
Okay, number two, Sean. Again, if you want to guess the superpower, go ahead. Feel free. Number two is Squirrel Girl.
Sean “Horror Host” (25:35.806)
squirrel I've heard of squirrel girl I think she can fly right is that one of her powers okay interesting good choice
Joshua “Already Behind You” (25:40.848)
Yeah, so I guess she can communicate with squirrels and got really good agility and has a tail.
Sean “Horror Host” (25:47.626)
All right. Hey, I'm okay with this one. I'm going to give Squirrel Girl a hero tag. We're going to give her a hero tag. Cause I mean, like you got a little bit of Snow White in there, you know, being able to communicate with animals, granted, just squirrels, but squirrels can be pretty, pretty helpful. You know, maybe they can like sneak in somebody's house, rip somebody's balls off and then bring them back to you. I don't know. Could be interesting. It'd be fun to watch.
Joshua “Already Behind You” (26:07.9)
I mean, yeah, I guess so. guess. Yeah, you're right. Okay, and I only got one more. This is kind of fun. Maybe we'll do this again. Yeah, there's there's more on here. I only wrote down a few but there is more number three Sean It's just one word and the superheroes name is skin
Sean “Horror Host” (26:14.912)
I kinda like this. I want a part two!
Sean “Horror Host” (26:32.044)
I mean, does he have the power to regrow skin?
Joshua “Already Behind You” (26:35.964)
Well, I don't know some people you know some people might actually be able to relate to skin Because he has six feet of skin that he can manipulate
Sean “Horror Host” (26:45.838)
Six feet of skin he can manipulate huh? What does that mean? Huh? He's like a stretch Armstrong? Is he Mr. Fantastic?
Joshua “Already Behind You” (26:48.732)
Yeah, so I don't know. They should have... I mean, they should just call them Captain Foreskin, I think, but you know, what are you gonna call them? Just call them skin instead. I mean, there's some funny ones. I mean, super, super random.
Sean “Horror Host” (27:01.25)
Listen here Mr. Skin, we're gonna have to skin your best bits.
Sean “Horror Host” (27:10.28)
wait, where was Squirrel Girl? Was she DC or Marvel?
Joshua “Already Behind You” (27:13.956)
squirrel girl actually was Marvel. Yeah. miss Mr. Skin. No, it's actually just skin. Believe it or not. Yeah. Yeah. Wait, well actually skin is just six feet of extra skin. I guess he just crawls around like it's just six feet of extra skin. That's all he does. Just.
Sean “Horror Host” (27:16.717)
shit, okay, and then Mr. Skin? Is that DC?
sorry, sorry, just skin, sorry.
Sean “Horror Host” (27:34.648)
Look, Mia, can I a picture of that, please? Can I see what that looks like? Thank you.
Joshua “Already Behind You” (27:39.268)
Chat GPT look up skin is an actual monster. It's in Marvel. Marvel generation X. Yeah. He says he's basically a walking wrinkle.
Sean “Horror Host” (27:45.548)
Marvel. okay, interesting. All right, well, shit.
Joshua “Already Behind You” (27:56.419)
That's what he is. It says his power is more unsettling than useful. guess so. Six feet of skin. Holy shit.
Sean “Horror Host” (27:56.718)
Oh my god, okay well
Sean “Horror Host” (28:05.89)
I mean, I mean, how would you feel if you saw six feet of skin just kind of worming its way towards you, bro? Like,
Joshua “Already Behind You” (28:09.692)
I Mean aren't most of us just six feet of skin anyways, just just globing around in this universe, know, we're just just a bunch of skin
Sean “Horror Host” (28:18.456)
That's very true. Very true. Also, how thick would be the skin, you know, because your skin is not that thick, you know? It does stretch, but I wouldn't imagine it'd be thick. I would imagine it'd be like, like you could like poke him and you know, poke him, put a hole into him.
Joshua “Already Behind You” (28:26.768)
But it stretches. You know?
Joshua “Already Behind You” (28:36.976)
He'd strangle you, wrap his sulfur on your neck.
Sean “Horror Host” (28:39.441)
Oh, oh, maybe. Yeah, he probably could. mean, six foot. So that's a lot of skin, technically. And yeah, he probably could constrict you like a boa. So yeah, it makes a lot of sense.
Joshua “Already Behind You” (28:48.22)
Yeah, you're probably I mean, you know, you think about you're pretty useful gonna windy days blow yourself up into a cell he's fly away like a kite Like it's a giant piece of skin land on your windshield What it is what it was like Dean song would be like flying in you know
Sean “Horror Host” (28:53.258)
Like a kite! Fucking flapping in the wind!
What the fuck?
Sean “Horror Host” (29:12.332)
that to me and don't make her have a theme song.
Joshua “Already Behind You” (29:15.524)
And they refer to, I mean, the gender skin is him or his. So, I mean, I guess.
Sean “Horror Host” (29:20.798)
is? Whoa! Skin is a man! Weird! No, hang on, I'm confused now because his skin... I know we're going long on the skin thing here but... Listen, last thing on the skin thing. Is he like, is he a human or is it just a literal blob of skin? I know I can't see it. you're right. So he's the shape of a person? Is that what's going on?
Joshua “Already Behind You” (29:30.208)
Tooths good. Yeah. Yeah again here to zero. Sorry
Joshua “Already Behind You” (29:43.066)
Why wouldn't you call blob right? Why wouldn't be blob?
Joshua “Already Behind You” (29:49.027)
It's just six, I mean, whether it just manipulates itself into a tall walking, like Slenderman, you know, type thing or some flat worm just crawl along the ground. Like it probably just takes shape of whatever needs to. Like I said, it could be a fucking kite. Could be whatever it wanted to be.
Sean “Horror Host” (29:54.862)
Sean “Horror Host” (30:03.532)
Yeah, no, good point. I like that visual way better. I like to imagine it as a kite. there's that.
Joshua “Already Behind You” (30:09.318)
Yeah, well, I wanted to again do some AI images off these but I didn't want to get in trouble because who knows there could be some copyright If I put skin into AI generation, like who knows what the fuck I'm gonna get I'm not trying to get in trouble. Okay skin
Sean “Horror Host” (30:18.606)
You
Sean “Horror Host” (30:24.62)
Listen everybody, just use your imagination as best as you can. Close your eyes and imagine skin.
Joshua “Already Behind You” (30:27.888)
That's what we do on here. imagine. Yeah, we do with everything images and we also do it with music, believe it or not.
Sean “Horror Host” (30:35.502)
Speaking of music Joshua gets away. He's getting way too good at these transitions. Good job, buddy Hey, we have an AI track for you. Like I mentioned in the beginning of the episode That's why I was taking so long by the way, Joshua. Sorry didn't mean to But let me go ahead and share my screen with Joshua and for the people watching keep on watching and for those of you listening And this is your first time. Hey, we do these things called AI tracks for our thing called AI radio where we have AI create a beautiful track musical track
Joshua “Already Behind You” (30:46.428)
All right.
Sean “Horror Host” (31:03.394)
with the assistance of myself or Joshua. Sometimes I'll write the lyrics for them. Sometimes I'll just let the whole machine take over and let it do its thing. Joshua, I did write the lyrics to this one. This is gonna be another Halloween theme song. This song is called Black Cat Magic. And if you wanna listen to the song in its entirety, head on over to Sorry For The Late Out Live slash AI Radio or just Sorry For The Late Out Live, whatever you want. It's all there. Joshua, here you go. Black Cat Magic.
Sean “Horror Host” (33:58.604)
Alright Joshua, there you go. There's your AI song for the week. I don't know if people have caught that, but if you're really into lyrics like I am, I know Joshua's not, but you can maybe get some hints as to what's going to be happening next on the town of Maple Street. So there's that. Really? Wow.
Joshua “Already Behind You” (33:59.356)
Mm-hmm.
Joshua “Already Behind You” (34:14.384)
I did get that one actually. Now see, when you add a little bit of like some music, a beat to it, that helps with the visual. Yeah, maybe that's what I need. Even as much as I hate musicals, I f-
Sean “Horror Host” (34:20.396)
Alright.
Sean “Horror Host” (34:24.883)
Maybe maybe it should just start singing like all these stories I'm about to tell you.
Joshua “Already Behind You” (34:29.538)
I fucking hate musicals, but if yeah, maybe add a little music to that I could see wait Wait a second. Are you gonna put some of that music in with some of your stories? This is this is gonna this little storybooks gonna play out right here Maybe yeah Yeah Sorry about that, but no that wasn't that was another phone one And I think what's cool about what we do here is we do not just like serious songs. We do like fun songs
Sean “Horror Host” (34:38.336)
maybe. Maybe, everybody. Maybe.
Hey, no spoilers, alright? Calm down. Calm down. Don't tell anybody my secrets.
Yeah.
Sean “Horror Host” (34:56.75)
Mm-hmm.
Joshua “Already Behind You” (34:57.894)
things that you could just like you don't have to be talking about like bitches and hoes all the time we just have fun man
Sean “Horror Host” (35:03.662)
Sometimes we'll take it serious and we'll write a few serious ones in there. But when I get into Halloween mode, you know, this is like kind of the beginning of the this podcast that we started. I like to get creative with a lot of stuff. Right. And throughout the year, I'll do like some real, like strong and serious songs. And then other times I'll just play shit like that and have a good dance party. You know, just fun, fun, fun,
Joshua “Already Behind You” (35:25.178)
it. I can dig it. I can dig it for sure. What buddy?
Sean “Horror Host” (35:29.112)
Hell yeah, Joshua. You know what else I can dig? I can dig empathy's final eclipse. No idea what that means. It's a really long thing to say. So, Joshua, explain this to me.
Joshua “Already Behind You” (35:38.673)
It is kind of a tongue twister so empathy empathy's final eclipse is even hard for me to say You know when you have big lips like I do wait, I'm not that big Yeah, and then when they get wet. They just kind of just they get sloppy Things just get hard words are hard to come out
Sean “Horror Host” (35:48.952)
Big ol' succulent lips.
Sean “Horror Host” (35:57.678)
Eugh.
Joshua “Already Behind You” (35:58.621)
It's the way that works around here. So what I was getting at, what I was trying to envision for this topic right here was when it comes to certain things with all of this is like sometimes we have to become the monster to defeat the monster. And Sean shorted sort of helped me out with this right here. So I know a lot of us like horror movies and we're kind of into the shit like that. And maybe some of you don't, but if you had to say,
Sean “Horror Host” (36:01.506)
Yeah. Sure.
Sean “Horror Host” (36:16.736)
Okay.
Joshua “Already Behind You” (36:27.42)
partner up with a monster or become a monster or you know something you know however that goes would you rather partner with somebody like Freddy Krueger or Dracula if you had to become that monster
Sean “Horror Host” (36:40.01)
okay.
man, man, okay,
Joshua “Already Behind You” (36:46.364)
This is for everybody. You gotta think about it. you watched Freddy or Dracula, like, what would you rather do? Are you getting Freddy fingered? Or are sucking like Dracula?
Sean “Horror Host” (36:55.392)
Listen, I'm already sucking like Dracula, so I think I'll be pretty good about sucking. so I think I'd want to join Dracula. And I guess it would be kind of like, why? Like, why am I like, why do I have to show empathy for Dracula? You know, considering he's just like a murderous, like vampire, you know? Like if you would have like, let's say Dracula wine and dined me, you know, he brought me over to his creepy Dracula lair and he was like, Hey, listen, Sean.
Joshua “Already Behind You” (36:59.356)
You
Sean “Horror Host” (37:23.98)
I'm going to explain to you my story. Muahaha or whatever, you know? And like he explains to me like the vampires like have to suck the blood of humans because they're the only thing keeping humans alive because the world resets if they don't and blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. And so I gain empathy, you know, then I might join him in this race, but it there has to be a good reason, you know, but if I had to choose, I'm definitely choosing Dracula. So, yeah, that's final answer. Dracula, final answer.
Joshua “Already Behind You” (37:29.084)
Yeah.
Joshua “Already Behind You” (37:53.148)
Who you think has been around longer? Dracula or Freddy?
Sean “Horror Host” (37:53.654)
Lizard, lizard, lizard, lizard.
Sean “Horror Host” (37:59.726)
Dude, I think Dracula's probably been around longer. Yeah, for sure. I mean, there are still books like Dayton to like dirt, you know, that talk about Dracula. I don't know of a lot of books that are Dayton. Yeah, I don't know a lot of books Dayton back to Freddy Krueger. Maybe there's some type of entity like Freddy, but I don't think there's like, you know, but then again, yeah, yeah, actual Freddy. Yeah.
Joshua “Already Behind You” (38:02.332)
Think so?
Joshua “Already Behind You” (38:11.28)
Like, thousands, right?
Joshua “Already Behind You” (38:18.612)
Okay, okay, that's fair. Yeah Like actual Freddy Krueger. I think I think you're right Dracula does Yeah, I think you're right Dracula probably does take the age cake on that
Sean “Horror Host” (38:29.568)
Yeah, yeah, that's what I'm thinking too. But what about you? You join Freddy? Are you part of the Freddy cult?
Joshua “Already Behind You” (38:34.684)
So here, I mean, I was thinking about this one. Is it Freddy or Dracula? I think I'm fan Freddy. Like if I gotta do something, what's the best way to get to somebody is when they're asleep. Yeah, yeah, I mean, you could do that while they're asleep too. I mean, it's very improper. It's not cool. Generally not a turn on for anybody.
Sean “Horror Host” (38:47.384)
Finger them. sorry. Yeah.
Joshua “Already Behind You” (39:01.264)
try to twinkle somebody's toes when they're asleep, you know what I mean? You gotta, gotta, gotta lube it up a little bit. Usually I work for that. But I think I'm sneaking into the dreams, man. I think I'm rolling with Freddie because people, I mean, you'll, what? Go ahead, go ahead. Get it out. Go ahead.
Sean “Horror Host” (39:12.546)
Okay? Okay.
Sean “Horror Host” (39:18.018)
Sorry, sorry, I had an idea. Well, actually, I have a thought and a question. What would Why would you join him? What is Freddy's story of empathy? Like I had the story where like the vampires were like, trying to save human like what is the story of Freddy? Why are you empathizing with him? Why are you joining him?
Joshua “Already Behind You” (39:23.718)
Fire away?
Joshua “Already Behind You” (39:36.909)
I don't I think I like his his methodology not not what he did. Okay. I'm not I'm not supporting what Freddie did Okay, so don't get it. Don't get me twisted on that one. Okay, but I I think I like the spirit in which he's able to attack his victims and He can do it to you when you're asleep because we all need to sleep. We cannot get away from sleep, right?
Sean “Horror Host” (39:43.15)
Hehehehe. Mm-mm. Mm-hmm.
Joshua “Already Behind You” (40:01.134)
If you don't sleep, you die anyway. So it's a win-win if you join with Freddy. you're going to, again, if you're going after your enemies, that's the only way to do it. Cause if you go, if you're going in like Dracula and sucking, so somebody might take pleasure in you sucking them off, man. I mean, generally people do.
Sean “Horror Host” (40:10.35)
Yeah, but why is he doing it, you know?
Sean “Horror Host” (40:15.182)
I mean, that's the point. You know, that's the point. I'm there to help people, you know, I'm there to be on people's side. I want to know why you're there invading people's dreams. Joshua, what is the reason? Like is, is Freddie like part of this, like this like alter being where like you have to invade people's dreams and, murder them in their dreams for the greater good or like what?
Joshua “Already Behind You” (40:27.344)
Okay, okay.
Joshua “Already Behind You” (40:39.29)
Okay, okay, let me just, I guess I did, because Freddie does ultimate. I'll let Freddie do the murdering, but if they're dreaming about like sitting on the beach and hanging out, topless and shit, like I'm just gonna go hang out with them. Like I'll do that part with them. If I'll let Freddie do the other thing.
Sean “Horror Host” (40:50.222)
Okay.
Sean “Horror Host” (40:53.73)
Okay, so you're okay. I get you. you're you're like you're you're like Freddy's handler basically, you know, you're you're like, okay, listen, this girl's topless over here. Don't she's just chilling. She vibing, you know, go over to this guy over here who's dreaming about murdering his sister or some shit, you know. Okay, got it. The handler, you're the handler in this situation makes sense. So you're you're saving lives. You're saving lives.
Joshua “Already Behind You” (40:59.132)
I'm like a voyeur of fri- yeah, yeah, I'm just floating in.
Joshua “Already Behind You” (41:06.972)
Yes. I'm steering the madness.
Yeah, where Freddy's fingers go is where I put them. Let's just put it that way.
Sean “Horror Host” (41:21.622)
So does that make you also a murderer in situation?
Joshua “Already Behind You” (41:24.86)
I'm steer. I'm a handler like you said I'm I'm handling he needs the lotion. I hand him the lotion I'm not putting the lotion on but he has what he needs to get the job done
Sean “Horror Host” (41:30.016)
You
Listen, you're an LLC. You can't take any responsibilities for what happens.
Joshua “Already Behind You” (41:39.261)
Except yeah, I just I'm handling the lotion. I'm opening the cabinet for you and giving you what you need But yeah, I think I think I don't know I gotta go back and watch some of those Freddy movies Because I know for some people they truly get into the nightmare of it Like that's why they don't watch Freddy because it taps into the when you go to sleep Energy and then you go to sleep after you watch it, right? And then you're yeah, like you said you're fucked follows you in
Sean “Horror Host” (41:44.366)
shit, that's great. I love this.
Sean “Horror Host” (42:01.29)
Yeah, I I fucked.
We should have a watch party together you and I will put that on at the same time I will watch it together because I it's been a long time since I've seen those movies and I know there's like what seven of them eight of them three I remember how many Freddy Krueger movies there are So yeah, well to do that
Joshua “Already Behind You” (42:10.662)
Damn.
Joshua “Already Behind You” (42:16.668)
Yeah, there's a ton of them. Yeah. Yeah, I'm sure we'll get into this again. This might be a little too soon, but fuck me. I know Sean loves Halloween. We love these topics. So thank you for hanging in there with us going a little long on this shit, but it's fun.
Sean “Horror Host” (42:28.972)
Yeah, yeah guys. Yeah, let's get to the last one buddy. Let's do a zodiacs of violence here. I'm curious again on what you got with this one.
Joshua “Already Behind You” (42:38.159)
Okay, so zodiacs of violence man, this this is kind of a serious one so we went from messing around with comic books we went into You know some movie shit and now let's get into like some real-life Villains some real just some real sickos that actually exists in the fucking world, which is terrible because these people I Mean, Well as far as we know Freddy's not real in track. There's not real neither is fucking skin man
Sean “Horror Host” (42:58.158)
real life sickos, okay.
Joshua “Already Behind You” (43:05.372)
You know, they're just fucking running around being kite. Yeah, just floating around his skin. Maybe even Freddy should get together. Maybe Freddy could fucking slice him up a little bit, that skin. Take him down a bit. Yeah, fuck dude, I kinda lost my train of thought. So, Zodiacs of Violence, So, do you have any idea, like if you just had to guess, which month do you think is the-
Sean “Horror Host” (43:19.314)
my
Joshua “Already Behind You” (43:31.74)
the month in which most serial killers are born.
Sean “Horror Host” (43:35.414)
shit. that's a great question. Fuck. I'm sorry to anybody's month. I get I'm going to say February, February, February.
Joshua “Already Behind You” (43:44.38)
Why would you just throwing that out there?
Sean “Horror Host” (43:47.566)
No, because I feel like February is like synonymous with love right and I feel like a lot of serial killers Don't have love, you know, or there's like some emotional disconnection there And so when February comes around and they see all this love and I like attraction and stuff They just get angry, you know, they they get mad that they can't have it At least that's what I what I what I think in my head Canon, you know, so that's why going February Sorry, everybody born in February. I don't mean to call you a serial killer
Joshua “Already Behind You” (44:11.343)
Okay.
Okay, but before I give away the month before I tell everybody what month the most serial killers are born in I need to ask Sean a couple questions because we need to find out I'm sorry for the delay if Sean in fact Episode 98 this is where we find out that Sean has been chopping people up He's got him in his garbage disposal at home, and he's fucking been people going missing his neighborhood But I gotta ask Sean a couple questions before we go for let you know Okay, Sean question
Sean “Horror Host” (44:24.363)
God, on the hot seat.
Sean “Horror Host” (44:34.528)
Oof. Okay. All right.
Sean “Horror Host” (44:41.378)
Yeah. Sure. Okay, I'm ready.
Joshua “Already Behind You” (44:42.018)
Number one, if you are in fact a serial killer.
Did you ever light bugs on fire under a magnifying glass as a kid?
Sean “Horror Host” (44:51.448)
Joshua no you're breaking up I'm sorry I can't see you I can't see you I can't see you I didn't hear the question Joshua what's the question? Can I get the question again buddy? I'm sorry what was that? What? Something about bugs?
Joshua “Already Behind You” (44:58.46)
Sean do you eat bugs do you eat bugs Sean do you eat bugs Okay, we will we will just pretend Sean did never did not do that as a kid we'll move on to the second question everybody
Sean “Horror Host” (45:16.716)
No, for the record, I did not light bugs on fire. thought that was stupid and weird.
Joshua “Already Behind You” (45:19.996)
Okay, Okay, you're one step closer to becoming a serial killer. Don't worry. Okay, here we go.
Sean “Horror Host” (45:23.544)
No, nice. So I didn't know I had to light bugs on fire in order to not be a serial killer. Okay. All right. Cool. Should have done that in my youth. Yeah.
Joshua “Already Behind You” (45:29.308)
Exactly. All right. Number two. Sean, would you say you lack empathy?
Sean “Horror Host” (45:37.512)
No, I'm pretty empathetic. Yeah, I'm like the kind of person who will see an old person eat dinner alone and start crying like that's I mean, it hurts, though, because I see a lot of old people eating alone.
Joshua “Already Behind You” (45:43.364)
Hmm, that's sweet. That's sweet, man. That is really good.
Would you also buy a lonely person flowers? Are you that type of person?
Sean “Horror Host” (45:54.208)
No, because I'm very stingy with money. So, nah, sorry, you alone? Fuck yourself. Go pick your own flowers. I feel sorry for you, but I ain't buying you flowers.
Joshua “Already Behind You” (45:59.024)
I feel sorry for you. Yeah, but I'm not giving you shit That's good, okay and My final question Sean to find out on episode 98 if you are in fact a serial killer Sean would you consider yourself a pathological liar?
Sean “Horror Host” (46:18.574)
Yes, 100%. So did I pass?
Joshua “Already Behind You” (46:20.924)
There you have it Shawn is in fact the serial killer.
Sean “Horror Host” (46:25.54)
Joshua “Already Behind You” (46:27.622)
Call your local authorities. He's right here every Tuesday. Yeah, there we go Turn this guy in man check his garbage disposal It's got some people buried in there yeah Well shot would just okay, so you said February right for the for the month, okay? No, well Sean is a serial killer everybody. I was just kidding so Like I would know
Sean “Horror Host” (46:30.51)
Joshua, I'm getting a knock at the door for some reason.
Sean “Horror Host” (46:40.386)
put them in the tub Joshua I'm not gonna put them in the disposal come on now it's hard to get rid of those bodies
Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Did I get it right?
Sean “Horror Host” (46:55.352)
Wait, You just said I was a serial killer. You said Sean's a serial killer, I know.
Joshua “Already Behind You” (46:57.884)
Like I like like how it does. All right, so let me fucking just say it already. All right. So the the month in which most serial killers have been born is actually November everybody November Yeah, and here's a here's a little snippet from that according to a study of a hundred and seventy nine serial killers from over 30 countries November had the highest number of births
Sean “Horror Host” (47:05.344)
shit. Yeah, you do it.
Sean “Horror Host” (47:12.876)
November! Holy shit!
Joshua “Already Behind You” (47:27.74)
26 killers or about 14.5 % of all serial killers in November everybody so yeah yeah so April came in second followed by January July and December
Sean “Horror Host” (47:37.23)
Holy crap, that's a lot of fucking serial killers. Got me?
Sean “Horror Host” (47:45.916)
so fucking February's not even on there. Sorry. Apparently February, you guys are the nicest people. I didn't mean it. I didn't mean it.
Joshua “Already Behind You” (47:54.261)
Isn't Valentine knows Valentine's Day in February Okay, it's the month of love Yeah, knows Yeah, so November so I started thinking real quick as far as like like why would November like I started thinking like does it have to do with like full moons does it have to do with like Title shifts or some bullshit. I was thinking like what would drive people kind of crazy in November to maybe just do some weird shit
Sean “Horror Host” (47:56.854)
Yeah, that's what I was saying. I made the whole case about love. Shows how much you pay attention to me.
Sean “Horror Host” (48:20.82)
out and murder.
Joshua “Already Behind You” (48:22.092)
to go and just murder people, So I guess so what so basically what November comes down to, again, I'm reading some shit over here. So the darker days and cooler weather often prompts introspection, making November a natural time for journaling, goal, reassessment and emotional processing. So maybe November just kind of gets people triggered in a way. I don't know.
Sean “Horror Host” (48:45.398)
Yeah, yeah. Hmm. Okay, I can see that. I would have gone with like a lot of holidays and stuff so people get like emotionally upset because their family's not invested in them or something like that. And then they just go out on a killing spree, you know? Like maybe they pick up a few hitchhikers and just murder them in the woods. You know? Because I mean, November, you know, time to travel. Holiday season, you know? Maybe somebody missed their flight and then this guy just offers you a ride.
Joshua “Already Behind You” (48:48.476)
I I don't, I...
Joshua “Already Behind You” (49:05.68)
That's Irene Lee.
Sean “Horror Host” (49:14.03)
checks out your legs, decides to eat you alive, you know? I know, just kind of going with it, you know?
Joshua “Already Behind You” (49:18.884)
Yeah, it's fucking... yeah, it's scary. That kind of shit's out there. And if you watch any of those serial killer shows, I mean, that shit is like, scary because some of these people don't ever get found. You know, they're really out there. They really are your neighbor.
Sean “Horror Host” (49:28.887)
yeah, they're still looking for people. Yeah dude, it's crazy.
Joshua “Already Behind You” (49:33.784)
Spooky spooky shit. Yeah, so that I mean that was just my little snippet on a zodiacs and a violence It's just kind of a trip how November just seems to be the month where most of the crazy happens so if you know anybody that was born in November just You know like at the dinner table. Just hold your steak knife a little bit closer to your plate You don't fucking know when they will go psycho
Sean “Horror Host” (49:51.758)
Wait a minute.
Sean “Horror Host” (49:57.592)
Hey, wait a minute, Joshua, weren't you born in November?
Joshua “Already Behind You” (50:00.797)
That was August man. That was August. and speaking of which, what's today? August 12th? August 12th buddy, and guess what? I just had a birthday.
Sean “Horror Host” (50:02.382)
Today's August 12th, buddy?
Sean “Horror Host” (50:12.398)
Congratulations my dude, happy belated birthday, I hope it was great! I know you did some fun shit, I was there, I was there, I watched, I witnessed on the livestream.
Joshua “Already Behind You” (50:20.55)
just had a birthday man. know, it's a trip man. You know when you get older you think you get smarter but I think it goes backwards. You kind get a little more dumb.
Sean “Horror Host” (50:28.974)
Yeah, I mean your brain turns to mush, you know, so that makes sense
Joshua “Already Behind You” (50:30.012)
Yeah, it's like I knew fire was hot when I was a kid and to this day I still get burned so I'm like I fucking didn't learn anything doesn't matter still stupid Yeah, it looks hot touch it Yeah, man. Thank you Sean Thank you for the happy birthday and anybody else that wants to wish me happy birthday. Thank you, too It ain't easy getting old. It's not easy the body hurts the mind hurts It all fucking hurts
Sean “Horror Host” (50:37.902)
You just keep touching it.
Sean “Horror Host” (50:42.926)
I mean, yeah baby.
Sean “Horror Host” (50:48.79)
Of course, my dude.
Yeah, that's very true.
Sean “Horror Host” (51:00.814)
All right, buddy. Speaking of hurts, let's go ahead and start landing this plane as we say. Let's do some lucky numbers. Let's do some fun finds. Let's do some fortunes. Buddy, what do you got this week? What do you want to give the people?
Joshua “Already Behind You” (51:14.372)
Okay, so unfortunately I did something different that I said I wasn't gonna do. I said I wasn't gonna do it everybody, but I reinvested in something on Amazon that I'm not entirely proud of, but I'm happy to show it off to you all. And here's what I got for you everybody.
Sean “Horror Host” (51:31.212)
Here we go. no, Joshua is bending over to pick something up real quick.
Joshua “Already Behind You” (51:36.418)
I went out and I bought a whole other bunch of these stupid fortune cookies. But this time around everybody, I went out and I bought
Sean “Horror Host” (51:43.438)
shit. Okay.
Joshua “Already Behind You” (51:48.794)
The Sassy Dozen.
Sean “Horror Host” (51:49.934)
The Sassy Dozen, a new era of fortune cookie has arrived to us ladies and gentlemen on episode 98. We are now having the Sassy Dozen fortune cookies. Oh my God, I'm excited. These are red by the way. These fortune cookies are red. I'm excited. Sassy Dozen. What does a Sassy Dozen mean? What does it?
Joshua “Already Behind You” (51:54.694)
Yes. The sassy. The sassy.
Joshua “Already Behind You” (52:03.932)
you
Joshua “Already Behind You” (52:10.588)
I Have no idea because we've been we read off the boozy. We read off the doozy wait doozy wait Dirty right the dirty and then the fortunes against humanity so we're burning through these collections and I saw the sassy when I said fucking you know what everybody let's just have some fun with these we've been doing this for way too long to give up on this shit now and it's all for fun
Sean “Horror Host” (52:18.606)
I mean it rhymes but no we did not read up the DC. It was the dirty, yeah the dirty dozen.
Sean “Horror Host” (52:29.784)
Yeah.
Sean “Horror Host” (52:37.176)
Hell yeah, this is great. This is fucking great.
Joshua “Already Behind You” (52:39.012)
everybody so if you find these stupid or obnoxious, I feel sad for you.
Sean “Horror Host” (52:43.522)
Yeah, feel empathetic. You know, I'm not gonna buy you flowers, but I feel sad for you.
Joshua “Already Behind You” (52:45.596)
Alright, let's get into the sassy dozen everybody
Sean “Horror Host” (52:53.708)
Joshua, before you give this, I just want to point out that this first one we're going to read here is going to be the new like this is not a duplicate. This is an original because it's the first one. So we can only go downhill from here.
Joshua “Already Behind You” (53:01.691)
No it's not.
Joshua “Already Behind You” (53:08.944)
Okay, I think this one may speak volumes about me. don't know. All right, here you go everybody. Your sassy fortune for August 12th, episode 98. Here we go. You have an active imagination as anyone can see by reading your resume.
Sean “Horror Host” (53:29.678)
That's fucking great. I love that. I love that a lot. These sassy dozens. So they're going to be, they're going to be it. I can feel it. that's awesome.
Joshua “Already Behind You” (53:32.764)
There you go everybody. There you go.
Joshua “Already Behind You” (53:40.814)
Sassy Dozen, the new bunch, the game's on.
Sean “Horror Host” (53:44.334)
Hell yeah man, alright. Let me give the people their lucky numbers for the week before we move on to our fun finds. Joshua, here are your seven lucky numbers for the week. Feel free to use them for whatever reasons you would like. The hours followed 10, 13, 19, 23, 26, 39, and 42. Once again, those seven lucky numbers are 10, 13, 19, 23, 26, 39, and 42. Joshua, do you have any fun finds for us this week, my dude? Hmm.
Joshua “Already Behind You” (54:10.588)
I do actually and I said a couple weeks back that I went to this very cool oddity show where I picked up a bunch of art and I picked up a bunch of shit that I found really appealing that I'm gonna eventually hang up somewhere here in the background. I feel kind of bad because there were some art pieces, I think one or two in particular that I didn't say who the artist was. So let me show off the piece of artwork first. This is what I got for you.
Sean “Horror Host” (54:34.638)
Okay, sure. it's a Ghostbusters. This is like a tiki drink. That's like a fucking barrel with Slimer in it and the Ghostbusters logo on the front of the barrel. That's really cool. It's fucking cool.
Joshua “Already Behind You” (54:42.05)
Mm-hmm.
Joshua “Already Behind You” (54:50.01)
Yeah, it's actually very, very cool. And I got I got to pay homage because this is the here's a card right here. It's Carrie Anne Hudson Art. Can even show the business card off. So shout out to her and the baddest artwork. This is her business card. Go check her out. She got a bunch of cool shit. And because I love pairing artwork with other fun shit, I got my other little fun find to go along with it. And who you can't have a Ghostbusters piece of art without having a Ghostbusters.
Sean “Horror Host” (54:59.63)
Hmm. There you go.
Joshua “Already Behind You” (55:20.06)
Thunko to go with it.
Sean “Horror Host” (55:22.21)
Look at that guy. This is the real Ghostbusters. This is... What is it? Slimer? And I can't see the name on there. Who is it?
Joshua “Already Behind You” (55:31.684)
It's a Venkman with Slimer.
Sean “Horror Host” (55:34.124)
nice that's beautiful 1785 look at that is that a collection Joshua is that a one of one what is that
Joshua “Already Behind You” (55:39.9)
No, this is part of a collection.
Sean “Horror Host” (55:42.477)
part of a set. Are we getting a little taste into a full set here, buddy?
Joshua “Already Behind You” (55:46.556)
There you go buddy. Yeah. So some artwork with some Funko. Fun finds all around for everybody. That's what I got. What you got over there Sean?
Sean “Horror Host” (55:49.878)
Nice.
Very cool dude, very cool. That's very fucking awesome. Hey, shout out to that artist. I fucking love that print. That's beautiful. I hope you frame that shit up. Maybe put it in that black space right there that has nothing in it. That's really cool. I got my Funko for the week, buddy. I said I was collecting the Universal Monster stuff and I have and I am, but this is the last one that I have from the original set of the Universal Monsters. This is my creature from the Black Lagoon. This is the original.
Joshua “Already Behind You” (56:04.22)
yeah, there's a bunch more stuff coming. There's a bunch more stuff coming.
Sean “Horror Host” (56:21.326)
Not like the other one with the orange box. You can see this is still part of that Monsters Universe set right there But this will probably be the last one I have because most of these ones are fucking expensive and I don't feel like wasting all that money So there he is. This is my favorite one. This is probably one of the most expensive ones I have in my set and it could be fake, but who knows who knows? Anyways, that's my Funko for the week, buddy
Joshua “Already Behind You” (56:27.429)
Mm-hmm.
Joshua “Already Behind You” (56:33.884)
Right? Yeah.
Joshua “Already Behind You” (56:47.164)
Cool, I love it.
Sean “Horror Host” (56:48.642)
Alright, I think we've come to the end of the episode, buddy. And I think the people are begging for it. I can hear them in the background clamoring for it, Joshua. They want to hear your closing monologue for the week. What do you got to say to the people one last time for the week of August 12th, buddy?
Joshua “Already Behind You” (56:59.068)
I Know I know I just had a birthday, too So I feel like I should just give some like words of wisdom wisdom just because fucking that's what old people do right, but I'm gonna spare you some words of wisdom and Just show some appreciation to all you guys because every one of these episodes is just fucking it was super super fun and and I'm very appreciative of all the new listeners everybody who joins in on this and
If you want to participate, I would like to know if you're a Dracula or Freddy fan or whatever you're into because Halloween is coming and we, you know, we'd like, we'd like to hear back from all you guys, you know, what you guys are into as well. So, um, I got more to say other than thank you for listening. Thank you for watching. We'll be back next week for episode 99 episode 100 is coming. And if you're planning on missing that, I promise you're going to miss out on something special. Uh,
So just hang in there. Episode 100 is coming. again, thank you all for listening. Thank you all for watching. Go to the website, check out the merch, check out the music, and we'll see you next week.
Sean “Horror Host” (57:58.328)
hype is real.
Sean “Horror Host” (58:08.654)
Damn buddy. That was great. That's one of your better ones. I appreciate that hats off to you my dude if I could take my hat off, but I can't So with that being said hey, thank you all for listening Thank you for watching head another star for laid out live slash merch get this beautiful black cat shirt Please for the love of God. It took me a long time to make it. I would appreciate it if you bought it. So there's Joshua before we go I do have one more thing for you and it's a good one this week. Here you go. You ready for it?
Joshua “Already Behind You” (58:35.824)
here.
Sean “Horror Host” (58:37.496)
Joshua, why didn't the skeleton go on the roller coaster?
Joshua “Already Behind You” (58:41.819)
I know.
Sean “Horror Host” (58:44.225)
It didn't have the guts.
Ladies and gentlemen, we will see you next week. Deuces.
Joshua “Already Behind You” (58:48.39)
True, yeah, it's true.
